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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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[Carly Rae Jepsen]
♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪

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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a heart, there's a heart
A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a face, there's a face
Somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look, yeah ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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Where have you been? We're at DEFCON 1.
It's DJ's 40th birthday.

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I was prepping. Okay,
I've got tissues, a bottle of wine...

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her favorite ice cream...

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another bottle of wine...

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and more ice cream in case
she doesn't like the first ice cream.

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So basically you used DJ as an excuse
to buy yourself two kinds of ice cream.

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And wine for you.

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Ah, you don't need an excuse for that.

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Look, it's her 40th. There is no telling
how sad and depressed she's gonna be.

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Hey, everyone! I'm 40!

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Sweet cheese. She's worse than I thought.

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What? I'm fine.
In fact, I have been up since 5:00 a.m.

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I took back-to-back spin classes,

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and I finished
Tommy's birthday card to me.

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I even spelled it "birfday" like he does.

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Aren't you a little sad, though?

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I was really looking forward
to some morning wine.

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No. Life is great.

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The vet clinic is booming,
my family's healthy and...

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[sing-song] You wanna marry Steve.

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You admitted it to Matt
in the mayor's office.

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No takesies backsies.

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Oh, I am really regretting
telling you guys.

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But now I know more than ever

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that Steve is the person
I want to spend the rest of my life with.

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Nothing like
a tranquilizer-induced conversation

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to get clarity on who your true love is.

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Mm.

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Well, happy 40th, Deej.

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Oh, I hope I look this great when I'm 40.

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We're the same age.

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[sing-song] Not according to Facebook.

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I have a delivery
for the most beautiful girl in the world.

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Aw, thanks, Steve.

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But I think you should give those to DJ.

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Oh, they're beautiful
and my favorite... gardenias.

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Speaking of favorites, you know how
Amazing Race is your favorite show?

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Still Million Dollar Listing but sure.

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Good enough, because today,
it is girls versus guys,

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in DJ's Amazing Race: Birthday Edition.

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[gasps]

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A competition and an outfit?
You know me so well.

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Ooh, and it's the breathable cotton
I like so much.

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Oh, yeah, that's pure Pima.

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Organic, locally sourced,
handpicked in small batches.

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Is getting through
this boring conversation about cotton

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the first challenge?

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Okay, so the race will begin and end
here at the house,

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- and if you make it to the end...
- Why wouldn't we make it to the end?

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Are there alligators?
Why would you do this to us?

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Relax, okay. There's no alligators,

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but, uh, but if you make it to the end,

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I have a surprise for you
that's gonna make you love me forever.

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I'm gonna let the guys know
the race is on.

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Don't tell them, but their shirts
are 10% polyester

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and a little flammable.

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Did you pick up on that, Kimmy?

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I am way ahead of you, Steph.

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Pick up on what?

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[both] Steve is gonna propose!

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What? No. What gave you that idea?

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Come on. A surprise at the end of the race
that's gonna make you love him forever?

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- What else could it be?
- Guys, he's not proposing. It's too soon.

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And Steve and I are fine. I'm fine.

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And most of all, I'm 40!

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Oh, cramp. Got a cramp.

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Cramp. Okay.

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Welcome to
DJ's Amazing 40th Birthday Race!

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- [cheering]
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

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As the captain of this team,
I will lead us to victory.

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Who named you captain?

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I did.

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It is one of my duties as captain.

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It will take unprecedented teamwork
to win this race.

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- Well, us ladies have been a team forever.
- Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, you boys are in for
a major butt-kicking.

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In your dreams,
you sweet, adorable mother of my child.

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Honey, y-you need to work on
your trash talk.

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Okay, inside these envelopes
are your first clues.

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On my signal,
open 'em and let the race begin.

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Oh, Deej, I hate to ruin your birthday,

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but we are gonna win
because I'm an Amazing Race-ist.

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[laughs]

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Oh, that didn't come out right.

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Okay, let's start
DJ's Amazing 40th Birthday Race!

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[overlapping chatter and shouting]

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Wait. Uh, guys?

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Oh, it says to start in the kitchen.

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- Oh, there it is.
- Yes.

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You ladies need to get a clue.

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Ramona, that's no way
to speak to your elders.

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And DJ is super-elderly now.

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No. I meant the clue's in the box.

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Ah. Oh. Okay. All right.

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- What does it say?
- It says...

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we have to create a team name.

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Oh, well, that's easy. The She-Wolf Pack.

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[all howl]

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And just like you, DJ,
that never gets old.

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- Okay.
- Wait, wait. Uh...

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before you guys run out,
you might wanna read the back.

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- Oh.
- Okay, the name of the next challenge

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- is "Here Comes the Ride."
- Ahh. "Here Comes the Ride"?

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Come on, could Steve
be any more obvious about proposing?

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Well, he could've called it
"Here Comes the Proposal."

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Guys, it's just the name
of the next challenge.

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Steve is not proposing.

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Okay, the three of us
must ride a tandem bike

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to the place where I'm the boss.

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Oh.

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Where DJ's the boss?

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This house?
Because she's pretty bossy around here.

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True. Oh, maybe it's the park?

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You know how she likes telling people
to move along.

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Speaking of that, have you ever seen her
at the supermarket express lane?

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- Ach.
- I'm sorry, but if it's ten items or less,

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you should be doing the math
ahead of time.

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[all talk at once]

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Ladies! It's the vet clinic.
Just go already.

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Oh.

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[gibberish and yelling]

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Gentlemen,
you are the second team to arrive.

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[all] Whoo!

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Unh.

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Of two.

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The clue awaits.

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- All right.
- Okay.

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Come on, Fernando.
You're a race-car driver.

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- Go.
- [grunts]

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- We need to choose a team name.
- Oh.

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I suggest Team Fernando.

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- Yeah.
- Nah, that doesn't work for me.

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You're right. Too long.

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- Just Fernando.
- Oh.

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- That's great. Let's go.
- Hold up.

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We should have a name
that represents all of us.

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How about "The Dudes"?

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Listen, surf boy, we're not being
The Dudes, The Brohams,

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or Boyz with a "Z."

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Did you guys ever think
maybe I wanna pick the name?

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Sure. What do you have?

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Um... I'm fine with any of those.

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Hey! So Team Fernando it is!

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We go with Boyz with a "Z."
It's an easy name.

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Dudes! It's the vet clinic!

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[all whooping]

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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

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What are you doing?

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Steve wants us to start getting ready
for your mom's big surprise.

169
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Hold on. We're teaching Tommy
important life skills.

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We're teaching him
how to blow his first bubble.

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What? You can't give Tommy gum.
He's way too young.

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It's not like we're teaching him
how to smoke.

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On the news, I saw a toddler in Thailand
who smokes three packs a day

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and has his own militia.

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I find that hard to believe.

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I mean, the fact that
you actually watch the news.

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Yes, Max, we all know
you have Lester Holt bedsheets.

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I have the whole
Meet the Press collection.

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You are all nuts.

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But, Tommy,
I need you to spit out the gum.

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What are you guys looking at?

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Nothing.

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Nothing? Can't you see
that big wad of gum in his hair?

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I can't have gum in my hair
before Mom's party.

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It's gonna ruin her birthday surprise,

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and I'm her favorite child.

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You make it very hard to want to help you.

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♪ Ooh, la la la la la ♪

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- [bike bell rings]
- [overlapping chatter]

190
00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:03,643
Okay.

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00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,818
[Jamaican accent]
Happy birthday, Dr. Fuller.

192
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:08,940
Ah, Thanks, Janet.

193
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,033
You don't look a day over 42.

194
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,947
Well, I'm 40.

195
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,493
Really? I thought you were 48.

196
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,784
I was just being polite.

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Welcome to
your Amazing Race Birthday Challenge,

198
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for which I am receiving
no extra compensation.

199
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:30,424
Oh, that's terrible.
You should tell your boss.

200
00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,214
Okay, what's our challenge?

201
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:36,088
You have to put these five pictures of DJ
in chronological order.

202
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,597
Well, that's easy.
Nobody knows me better than me.

203
00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,179
Except your best friend.
Step aside, sisters.

204
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,272
You know, I've seen her do this
with my mugshots.

205
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I'm kidding.

206
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:53,281
All right, '70s, '80s, '90s,
zeroes and tens!

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- You're done.
- Yes.

208
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,525
- [Steph chuckles]
- Nice job, ladies.

209
00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,124
It's good to see Dr. Fuller's
fashion sense has changed over time.

210
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,541
Yeah, thanks, Janet. It has gotten better.

211
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,250
[laughs] I said changed.

212
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,626
Hey, wait a minute.
That picture of you and Steve.

213
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,090
From prom, remember? That was a surprise.

214
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:17,260
Just like tonight. Steve is gonna
surprise you with a proposal.

215
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,427
Ladies, let it go.

216
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:23,934
Even if there was gonna be a proposal,
which there's not,

217
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:27,516
you're ruining it by talking about it,
so stop talking about it!

218
00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,613
Okay. Fine.

219
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,610
Can we text about it behind your back?

220
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,731
No.

221
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:33,897
[cell phone chimes]

222
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,486
Too late.

223
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,033
[bike horn blowing]

224
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,115
[indistinct chatter]

225
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,913
Oh, it's kinda like the bike rode us.

226
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Boyz with a "Z" in the house.

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Featuring Fernando.

228
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,302
Well, you guys should've called yourselves
Team Fernan-don't

229
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because you don't have a chance
of winning this race.

230
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[Matt] Ooh.

231
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,310
Okay, well,
maybe you should call yourself...

232
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,181
Really Cute Girl
Who's Super Good At Puzzles

233
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,517
And Is My Favorite Person
In The Whole World.

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00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:12,232
- I'm trying to trash talk. I love you...
- I know. I love you, too. Okay.

235
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:15,364
Here's your next clue, ladies. Gentlemen.

236
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,883
- All right, let's see.
- What is it?

237
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:20,994
Okay, okay. "Get back on your bike
and pedal to the place

238
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,873
where your father's brother
cuts the cheese."

239
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,496
Well, that's confusing.
Dad cuts the cheese everywhere.

240
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,786
Yeah, but Dad doesn't have a brother.

241
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,797
Wait. I know where to go.

242
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,799
Drop some marbles
so the guys can't follow us.

243
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,881
Wait, wait, wait.
What if they follow the marbles?

244
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,718
- Darn it. They've thought of everything!
- Aw...

245
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,428
♪ La la la la, la la la la la ♪

246
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,640
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

247
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,727
Okay, that's five minutes.
The gum should be frozen by now.

248
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,781
My skull is numb.

249
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,864
This must be how you feel all the time.

250
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,793
You're right. He does make it hard
to want to help him.

251
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:07,909
Let's see.

252
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,913
- Ow!
- Sorry!

253
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,290
Okay, this is not working.
What else you got?

254
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,795
Um... oh, I read somewhere that you can
cover the gum with peanut butter

255
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:20,799
- and scrub it out using an old toothbrush.
- Right here, it says to use baking soda.

256
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,853
Neither of them worked,

257
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,273
not even at the same time.

258
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,360
Do either of you
have access to a porcupine carcass?

259
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,777
No, you are not putting roadkill
on my hair.

260
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,025
Okay, we gotta get ready
for your mom's birthday surprise.

261
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,534
What?

262
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:50,870
♪ Hey ♪

263
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,418
[bell rings]

264
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,210
Oh, your father's brother is your uncle.

265
00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,464
The place where you cut the cheese
is the sandwich shop. Uncle Monty's.

266
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,258
Kimmy, how did you figure this out?

267
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,761
I didn't. I was just hungry
and wanted a sandwich.

268
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,104
But you guys are right.

269
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,885
Hello... Deej.

270
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,765
Hi, Gia.

271
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,399
Happy birthday.

272
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,482
Well, it was.

273
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:23,446
Welcome to your final challenge
of DJ's Amazing Death Race.

274
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,449
That's not what it is.
It's my 40th birthday.

275
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,452
Tell me the difference.

276
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,212
All right, ladies,
for your final challenge,

277
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,630
you have to build a sandwich
at least one-foot high,

278
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,879
using meat and lettuce alone.

279
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,712
Did you hear that?

280
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,127
Hear what?

281
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,924
What is Steve's favorite joke?

282
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,218
What's in a honeymoon salad?

283
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,216
[all] Lettuce alone.

284
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,769
You can't have a honeymoon
without a proposal.

285
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:57,560
You can't have a salad without dressing,
croutons, and a sprinkling of feta cheese.

286
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,817
Honeymoon?

287
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,650
[gasps] All the clues are adding up.

288
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,236
I think you might be right.

289
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,161
I agree. Steve needs a new joke book.

290
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,333
Let's get back to the house.

291
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,159
No. First, we have to make the sandwich,
win the competition,

292
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,575
and then he can propose.
Priorities, people.

293
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,674
- Right.
- Got it.

294
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,495
[exclaiming and yelping]

295
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,585
Waah-hah.

296
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,956
Team Fernando has arrived!

297
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,303
Look who's late to the party.

298
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,352
Hey, Big Thumper.

299
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,849
- Oh, hey, Lil' Bunny.
- [chuckles]

300
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,272
Hey, lunch in the back of my throat.

301
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:41,482
Um, excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Thumper,
Big and Lil'.

302
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,904
Could we please get our clue
so that we don't fall further behind?

303
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,275
All right, you boys better start building
a one-foot sandwich,

304
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,954
meat and lettuce alone.

305
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,122
[laughs]

306
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:56,331
It's the honeymoon salad.
Where does Steve come up with this stuff?

307
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,418
All right, two more slices of bread,
and we're at one foot.

308
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,502
Ooh, they're almost done.
We must hustle.

309
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,629
Done! We win!

310
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,424
Not so fast.

311
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,588
You must now
deliver the sandwich to Steve,

312
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,347
and it must be fully intact.
Twelve inches tall.

313
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,433
Come on, She-Wolves,
let's bring this thing home.

314
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,770
And literally,
because there's no dinner at the house.

315
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,309
Out of the way, chumps!
Sandwich coming through.

316
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,322
Who are you even talking to?
There's no one in our way.

317
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,781
I'm just practicing. You don't carry
a giant sandwich in rush-hour traffic

318
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,912
without attracting chumps along the way.

319
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,328
[man] Hey, you gonna eat that sandwich?

320
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,870
[Kimmy] Out of my way, chump!

321
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,839
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

322
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,714
Gia, Janet. Thank you guys
so much for your help.

323
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,587
I could not have pulled this off
without you.

324
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,264
Well, I'm obviously not doing it
for the money.

325
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,720
I have a hunch
you and I are gonna be best friends.

326
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,807
Mm-hmm.

327
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,308
- Here we go.
- Oh, there on the table.

328
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,401
Kimmy, you were right. I never realized
this city had so many chumps.

329
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,315
Spoken like someone
who's never been on Tinder.

330
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,781
Ladies, you're the first team to arrive.

331
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,864
- Yes!
- Whoo.

332
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,578
Now let's measure your sandwich
and see how you did.

333
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,909
Ooh, you are still
an eighth of an inch short.

334
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:23,077
You're gonna have to go back
to Uncle Monty's to complete the task.

335
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,167
Not so fast.

336
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,884
There's a reason why I never
leave the house without bra bologna.

337
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:39,428
That is exactly why I stopped
going to the beach with you.

338
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,555
Congratulations!

339
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:46,324
You are the winners
of DJ's Amazing 40th Birthday Race.

340
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,358
[cheering]

341
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,032
[gibberish]

342
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,700
We have arrived first!

343
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,909
Ta-da.

344
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,818
No, clearly you have not.

345
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,333
And what happened to your sandwich?

346
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,500
We were attacked by pelicans.

347
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,331
That shortcut by the marina
may not have been the best idea.

348
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,457
On the upside, we are trending on YouTube.

349
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,714
Look up "Three Chumps Attacked By Birds."

350
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,133
Yeah, yeah, you were attacked by birds.

351
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,297
What do I win?

352
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,891
I can't wait to see
what's gonna make me love you forever.

353
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:24,023
Just out of curiosity, what would
the prize have been if we'd won?

354
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,313
Dude, it was a competition
for DJ's birthday.

355
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,147
In what world were you ever gonna win?

356
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:34,069
- We were never gonna win!
- Yeah!

357
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,374
Okay, now, if I could have everybody
please gather around.

358
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,279
- Everybody wins.
- Everybody.

359
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,908
[Matt chuckles]

360
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:45,955
Deej, I've loved you
from the first day I laid eyes on you.

361
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,844
Nothing brings me more happiness
than seeing you happy.

362
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,760
- Here it comes.
- I gotta get this on camera.

363
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,853
DJ Fuller, I wanted to make this
a really special day

364
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,429
and give you something
that you'd always remember.

365
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,102
[exhales] Sorry, just gotta tie my shoe.

366
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,107
Happy birthday, Deej.

367
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,651
I give you...

368
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,494
Your Kids on the Block.

369
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,821
[pop music playing]

370
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,084
♪ Ooh ♪

371
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,251
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

372
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,421
[barks]

373
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,431
Oh, my lip-sync, this is adorable.

374
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,390
I think we may have miscalculated
about the proposal.

375
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,139
Ya think?

376
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:47,517
♪ Fool me twice
And it's shame on me ♪

377
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,773
♪ Shame on me ♪

378
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,944
♪ I wish you wouldn't drive me crazy ♪

379
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,034
♪ Uhh ♪

380
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,065
Huh? What do you think?

381
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:05,410
Well, I-I can't say
that I was expecting that.

382
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,550
[door opens]

383
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,380
Hey, Deej. You okay?

384
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,466
Oh. Yeah, I'm fine.

385
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,465
The kids were so adorable.

386
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,180
I just feel stupid.

387
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,518
Hey...

388
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,521
who hasn't gotten bummed when they thought
they were getting proposed to,

389
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,814
but instead,
it was child-and-animal knockoffs

390
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,318
of our favorite boy band?

391
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,858
I just feel foolish for thinking that
Steve was gonna propose.

392
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:44,578
I mean, that was so sweet and so perfect.

393
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,914
It just wasn't what I thought was coming.

394
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,292
Deej, I'm sorry.

395
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,535
It's not your fault.

396
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,336
- Yeah.
- It's Kimmy's.

397
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,718
[stutters] In all seriousness,

398
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,760
I am so sorry
that we whipped you into such a frenzy.

399
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,465
Yeah, and we ate both of your ice creams.

400
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,306
And drank half your wine.

401
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,477
Okay, fine. All of it.

402
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,975
Guys, it's no one's fault.

403
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,951
When I walked in here this morning
saying I was 40 and happy, I meant it.

404
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,318
Proposal or no.

405
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:26,487
And if Steve and I get married one day,
that would be really great, but...

406
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,869
my happiness doesn't depend on it.

407
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,497
Well, I couldn't agree more,
and we will always be here for you.

408
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,838
We love you, Deej.

409
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,631
Oh, I love you guys.

410
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,089
She-Wolf high kick?

411
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,599
- She-Wolf high kick.
- Yes.

412
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,181
- I'm 40!
- She's 40!

413
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:53,944
I pulled something.

414
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,229
It's an old cop injury.

415
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,698
Let's go get you
some of Gia's punch. Come on.

416
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,365
Oh, you guys, that was amazing!

417
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:11,161
Thank you so much
for such a wonderful birthday present.

418
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,166
I'm glad you liked it.
And for the record,

419
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,248
you're the only person
I would ever put on a boy-band outfit for.

420
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,379
Sorry if Cosmo messed up the choreography.

421
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,473
He only showed up to half the rehearsals.

422
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,098
He wanted to be Donnie Wahlberg,
but I'm clearly the Donnie of this group.

423
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,770
By the way, Max, you and I are going to
the barber first thing in the morning

424
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,350
to get that gum out of your hair.

425
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,095
Wait. How did you know?

426
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,981
Because I'm your mother.

427
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,777
And because Max Fuller
is wearing a bandanna.

428
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,039
Steve, this has been
such a wonderful birthday.

429
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,498
Thank you for everything that you've done.

430
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:55,999
I'm really glad you feel that way,
but it is not quite over yet, okay?

431
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,883
I still have one more surprise for you
under that sheet.

432
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,880
Oh, it's not Gia and Janet
pretending to be Salt-N-Pepa is it?

433
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,885
You're gonna find this hard to believe,
but it's even better than that.

434
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,012
[chuckles]

435
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,470
Oh. A telescope?

436
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,437
You need it to see the real gift.
Take a look.

437
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,230
What am I looking at?

438
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,484
Okay, so you see that cluster of stars?

439
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,696
The bright one right in the center
is now officially known as Steejay.

440
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:32,907
[gasps] Oh, we're a star.

441
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,870
So now, no matter what happens
here on Earth,

442
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,416
that'll be there forever,
like my love for you.

443
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,460
This was perfect.

444
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:44,668
Thank you for making my 40th
a day I will never forget.

445
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,061
[Jepsen] ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

446
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,147
♪ Oh ♪

447
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,232
[theme music playing]

448
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:30,091
♪ La la la la la la ♪

449
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,677
♪ Ooh ♪

450
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:34,011
♪Oh ♪