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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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[Carly Rae Jepsen]
♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪

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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a heart, there's a heart
A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a face, there's a face
Somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look, yeah ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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Well, I'm off to give the keynote speech
at the vet conference.

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It's gonna be funny and informative.

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And an opportunity
to show off my new blouse.

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Ooh, what's your big speech about?

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Feline fecal impaction
and what your litter box is telling you.

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Oh, yeah, I'm laughing already.

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- Hey, Jimmy comes home today, right?
- Yeah, but the magazine

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has another out-of-town assignment
lined up for him.

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Oh, that's great. He's working.

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I mean... how dare they employ him?

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Wait. Which team am I rooting for?

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I don't know. It's-It's just hitting me.

32
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Jimmy's always off on the road,

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and Dani and I are at home
waiting for him.

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Sometimes I just feel like
I'm doing this all alone.

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Well, you're not. I'm always here for you.

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Just not today
between the hours of 10:00 and 5:00.

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I appreciate that, Deej. I just
really miss Jimmy when he's not home.

38
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Well, Fernando's always home.

39
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I'm really starting
to get worried about him.

40
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Now that the Formula One season
has started, and he's officially retired,

41
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he's lost that spark
that makes him Fernando.

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Now he just mopes around in his bathrobe.

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Which is weird
'cause he doesn't own a bathrobe.

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Well, major life changes are tough,

45
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but I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.

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[groans]

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Okay, maybe it is as bad as you think.

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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
Hey, hey, hey ♪

49
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- What you looking at?
- Aah!

50
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Uh... smart-people stuff.
You wouldn't like it.

51
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Really? 'Cause that looks like
Ethan's Instagram.

52
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What? How did he get on there?

53
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Are you stalking your Postmates guy?

54
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I was just, um, mildly curious
to see what he's into

55
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when he's not driving chimichangas
around the Bay Area.

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How far back did you scroll?

57
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Oh, not that far.
Just back to when Instagram was invented.

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Hey, I had the same Justin Bieber haircut.

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Oh, no. What did you just do?

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What? I was just trying to make it bigger.

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You just liked a post from ten years ago.

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Now Ethan's gonna know
I went deep diving into his feed.

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Not to mention he was shirtless
and kissing his grandmother.

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He's gonna think
I'm some creepy stalker now.

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All because of your pudgy little fingers.

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Hey, don't finger-shame me.
My fingers retain water.

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Hey, handsome.

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Oh. Hi, Mom.

69
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Oh, sorry, honey.
I was talking about Steve.

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But you're handsome, too.

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Nice try, Mom.

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Hi.

73
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Wow. What's got you in such a good mood?

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How can I not be in a good mood
looking at your beautiful face?

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Oh, right back at you, Steve.

76
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Still not you, Jackson.

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Good news. I got the rest of the day off.

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I could come to that veterinary conference
and hear you talk about cat butts.

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Oh. Yeah, that's okay.
You can skip this one.

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Thank goodness. I was gonna
fake a spine injury to get out of it.

81
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Hey, how many times have I
had to listen to your toe-fungus talk?

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But you know what?
There is something that I need you to do.

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Fernando's been a little down,

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and-and some time with a close friend
would mean a lot to him.

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I'd be happy to call
one of his close friends.

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No, I was talking about you,

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because he's always saying that he wishes
he could spend more time with you.

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Really?

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No. I can't lie.

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Look, Fernando is really down,
and Kimmy's worried about him.

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Got it. You want me to keep him
in my thoughts and prayers.

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Yes, and take him
to Uncle Monty's for a sandwich.

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You know, just cheer him up.
Oh, and take Jimmy, too.

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Wait. What? Why? Jimmy?

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- When did he get thrown in the mix?
- They're both at a career crossroads,

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and you're so good
at finding work-life balance.

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Maybe you could give 'em some advice.

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How many people do I have to help?

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Or you could listen to my cat-butt speech.

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Oh. My spine.

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Okay, fine. Monty's it is.

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Morning, Mother
and Mother's gentleman caller.

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I prefer dashing paramour, but thank you.

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Do you have, like, a job interview
for Goldman Sachs or something?

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No. This is my beach bag.

106
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I have specific SPFs
for different parts of the body.

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My left leg's a 30
and my right's a 40.

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Don't ask me why.

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Max is jumping off the high-diving board
at day camp today.

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Taylor did it last year,
and he's been insufferable ever since.

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Which is supposed to be my thing.

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Man, I used to love the high dive,
but, um, just a tip...

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double knot the little string
on your bathing suit, okay,

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because jumping from
such a great height

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has been known to separate a gentleman
from his trunks.

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I've heard.

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The entire school heard.

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And saw. Even the lunch lady
asked him to prom.

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I don't know why she were the hairnet,
but she was a delightful dancer.

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♪ Ooh, la la la ♪

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♪ Ooh, la la ♪

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♪ Hey, hey ♪

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Look who's home.

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Honey, you're home. Hi.

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Oh. How are my girls?

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Both very happy to see you,
although one of us is a little gassy.

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I'm not gonna say who,
but don't hug me too hard.

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Oh.

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- [Dani cries]
- Aw.

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Aw. Hey, Dani girl.

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Oh, I love saying that.

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Oh. You are getting so big.

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Have you declared a major yet?

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Oh. And it better not be Communications,

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'cause we are not sending you to school
for four years to watch commercials.

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[Steph chuckles]

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Dani is growing up so fast.

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I just wish you were here to see it.

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I know. I wish I was, too,
but I'm a freelance photographer.

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- I have to travel.
- I know. I know.

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I... just thought when we decided
that we were gonna do this together,

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I assumed that we would do this together
as equal partners.

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So you want me to quit my job?

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Are you insane? Do you know how much
we spend on diapers alone?

145
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So you want me to keep my job?

146
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And miss all the baby's milestones?

147
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Okay, okay. So let me get this straight.

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You want me home
so that I don't miss anything.

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But I need to keep my job
so that I can help support us.

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The only way to do that is to be on
the road, which means I miss everything.

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Perfect.

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So glad we cleared this up. Heh heh.

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♪ Ooh, la la la la ♪

154
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Our young champion

155
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prepares for his first leap
from the high board.

156
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Holy vertigo. That's a long way down.

157
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I could've been making lanyards,
but, no, I had to be a big shot.

158
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,881
Don't be nervous, Deej.
You're gonna do great.

159
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,710
How do you know?
There are a lot of people here.

160
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,666
I'm even thinking of cutting
my opening joke.

161
00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,127
There was an opening joke?

162
00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,177
Oh, I'm definitely cutting it.

163
00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,060
How's everything going at Uncle Monty's?

164
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Well, I thought we'd order sandwiches
before I start fixing everybody's life.

165
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,401
People tend to be more amenable
to folks interfering with their problems

166
00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,398
when they got a belly full of meat.

167
00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:31,647
Sounds like you're on a good track.
Now go fix your lunch partner,

168
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:34,447
because Kimmy and Steph's happiness
depends on it.

169
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But no pressure.

170
00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:50,795
Esteban.

171
00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:51,881
Jaime.

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I am profoundly touched
that you would dine with me

173
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during my post-retirement malaise.

174
00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,437
Yeah, thanks for letting me
tag along, guys.

175
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,441
Steph really gave me
a lot to think about,

176
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,943
and always done my best thinking
at Uncle Monty's.

177
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,446
It's where I came up with the idea
for Ugg boots.

178
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,238
You invented Ugg boots?

179
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,072
Yeah, but never really
did anything with it.

180
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:20,698
I just thought, "Wouldn't it be great
to have some really comfortable boots,

181
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:21,946
soft and warm?"

182
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,622
"Ugg."

183
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,251
Oh, here comes Uncle Monty
with a sandwich

184
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,085
as my mouth is abuzz with anticipation.

185
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,971
I got a capicola
for the frowny guy in sweatpants.

186
00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,642
And you were the 50-50.

187
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,971
Half-crab, half-crab salad.

188
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,677
Little something I like to call
a Crab and a Half.

189
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You call it that
'cause that's its name on the menu.

190
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:52,436
And here's your number six...
Eggplant Parm. Enjoy.

191
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:57,527
Excuse me, Mr. Uncle Monty, sir.
I ordered a meatball with provolone.

192
00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:00,615
You've been eating the same sandwich here
since you were a kid.

193
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,201
Try the eggplant. Shake things up.

194
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,078
I should shake things up.

195
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,708
I don't want to miss everything
in Dani's childhood,

196
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,673
but photography's always been my passion.

197
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,626
I too had a passion.

198
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:16,926
Here we go.

199
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,758
But I gave up racing
to spend more time with my family.

200
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,846
Luckily, I have one remaining passion...

201
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,313
Uncle Monty's sandwiches.

202
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:31,315
If not for these, my life would be
completely without meaning.

203
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,903
You have a wife and a daughter, right?

204
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,534
- This eggplant is delicious.
- Glad you like it.

205
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:44,697
It's the last one you're gonna get.
I'm closing down the end of the week.

206
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:45,907
- What?
- No!

207
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:48,786
You can't close this place down.
It's an institution.

208
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,754
It's like my home away from home.

209
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,585
It's where everyone knows your name,
but their mouths are too full to say it.

210
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:59,182
Look, the missus says it's too cold,
so I bought her an electric blanket,

211
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,600
and she bought a condo in Florida,
so we're moving to Florida.

212
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:09,226
This cannot be. These sandwiches
were the small flickering flame

213
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,981
which gave my life meaning.

214
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,403
Again, a wife, a daughter.

215
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,738
Nothing?

216
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,698
♪ Ooh ♪

217
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,663
Mm, good job, Tommy.

218
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,414
Purple sky.

219
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,615
Yeah, that is a purple sky.

220
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,956
You know, it's funny.

221
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:34,300
That reminds me of this Grateful Dead show
that I went to at the Cow Palace. I was...

222
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,762
You know, never mind. Ahem.

223
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,224
It is nap time. Yeah.

224
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,141
I'll take him. It's my nap time, too.

225
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,393
I'm gonna sleep
until Ethan forgets who I am.

226
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,851
Or till people stop using Instagram.

227
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,567
All right, Steph. Let's talk venues.

228
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,108
No, Kimmy. No more wedding planning, okay?

229
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,453
All right, fine. I won't pester you,

230
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,528
even if it means missing out on
this exquisite reception hall

231
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,865
with seating for 400
and a full view of the Golden Gate.

232
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,621
Ooh. Wow. That is a gorgeous view.

233
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,997
This room is perfect for you.

234
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,672
There's a bar in every corner.

235
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,376
I know. That's-That's the view
I was talking about.

236
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:21,799
Greetings, ladies.

237
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,343
- Hey.
- [Kimmy] Oh.

238
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,223
Look who's all chipper
and wearing clothes.

239
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,940
Check it out, guys.
We've got something for you. Sit, sit.

240
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,019
Okay.

241
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,023
Ooh, Uncle Monty's?

242
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:41,071
Yes. I got you both a number 14
with extra peppercini.

243
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,120
Oh. Oh, my God. This is so good.

244
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,872
Number 14, nice to make your acquaintance.
You're even prettier than your picture.

245
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,535
Oh.

246
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,837
Mmm.

247
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,930
This is delicious.
And most of that bite was wrapper.

248
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,386
I could eat this every day.

249
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:15,055
Oh, funny you should mention that
because, um, what if I told you

250
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:17,725
you could have Uncle Monty's for free
every day of the week?

251
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,775
I'd say get out my stretch pants
'cause I'm gonna need 'em.

252
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,989
I can't wait any longer!

253
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,411
We bought Uncle Monty's!

254
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,079
We know. We're eating it right now.

255
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,634
Not the sandwich.
We bought the restaurant.

256
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,924
You bought a restaurant
without talking to me first?

257
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,797
W... Uncle Monty was gonna close the place,

258
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,555
so we decided to save
a Bay Area institution.

259
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,678
We're gonna be kings of cold cuts.

260
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,732
And Steve is the investor,

261
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:57,610
which makes him the archduke,
also of cold cuts.

262
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,284
But what do either of you
know about running a restaurant?

263
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,739
Okay, I know this may seem
a little hasty and impulsive,

264
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,320
and, boy, was it expensive,

265
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,615
but this way, we can be closer together,
like we both said we wanted.

266
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,911
And I will be here less, like you wanted.

267
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:19,339
But now we have to go to the bank
to meet Steve

268
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,918
'cause that's what you do
when you run a business.

269
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,215
I think. I don't know.

270
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,629
I've never run a business.

271
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,683
We are gonna learn so much
spending Steve's money.

272
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,098
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

273
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,862
Here, record me.

274
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:44,033
- What am I recording?
- Just hit the record button.

275
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,280
- [beeps]
- [Ramona] Ahem.

276
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,662
To whom it may concern,

277
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,908
if you've received a random deep like
on a really old Instagram post

278
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,201
that would be super-creepy
for me to be looking at,

279
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,535
it wasn't me. I was hacked.

280
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,917
Now, I'm not saying it was
sophisticated Russian cyberterrorists.

281
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,087
But I'm not say it's nyet.

282
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,260
Ethan will buy that, right?

283
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,261
If he did, would you still
want to go out with him?

284
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,524
No. Why does he have to be
the first smart guy that I like?

285
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,563
Probably for the best.
I was recording my face the whole time.

286
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,025
Thanks, Captain Gene.

287
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,399
[truck horn blows]

288
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,117
Wha... Did you get a ride home
on a fire truck?

289
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,198
That's awesome.

290
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,825
Not awesome.

291
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,409
What happened?

292
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,995
I don't wanna talk about it.

293
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,839
Do you think the city pool caught on fire?

294
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,223
What is wrong with you?

295
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,263
Just go.

296
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,098
♪ You crawled beneath my veins and now ♪

297
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,567
♪ I don't care, I have no luck... ♪

298
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,938
I don't hear any crying.

299
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:07,817
That's good, right?

300
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,402
It's worse.

301
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,566
I hear someone singing Natalie Imbruglia.

302
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,028
♪ I'm all out of faith ♪

303
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,536
♪ This is how I feel ♪

304
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,245
♪ I'm cold, and I am shamed ♪

305
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,620
♪ Lying naked on the floor ♪

306
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,173
♪ Illusion never changed ♪

307
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,132
♪ I'm already torn ♪

308
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,175
What are you doing?

309
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:35,138
Singing out my feelings
'90s adult alternative-style obviously.

310
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,307
You know "Torn" is a break-up song?

311
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,137
It's a song about hurting, which I am.

312
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,942
Plus, I couldn't find
a very good diving-board song.

313
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,442
What happened?

314
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,865
I choked.

315
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,575
I got up on the board,
I saw how high it was,

316
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,371
and... I froze.

317
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,961
That doesn't sound that bad.

318
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,915
You just climbed down the ladder, right?

319
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,132
I wish.

320
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,304
I was so paralyzed with fear

321
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,930
that the firemen had to get me down
with a cherry picker.

322
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,715
It was humiliating.
Taylor was laughing so hard

323
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,845
that the paramedics
had to give him oxygen.

324
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:27,055
Max, don't beat yourself up.
Everyone gets embarrassed at some point.

325
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,478
I accidentally deep-liked
an old picture of Ethan.

326
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,107
Ooh. You need the song more than I do.

327
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,698
Dude, deep liking is nothing.

328
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:42,577
You want to talk public humiliation?
I once fell down the stairs at school.

329
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,663
I knocked over six kids

330
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,745
and a Home Ec teacher
carrying a butter sculpture.

331
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,844
And when I tried to get up,
I kept slipping on the butter.

332
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,590
I made the local news. For months,
I was known as the Hot Buttered Boy.

333
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,392
- But now here's the embarrassing part...
- Please stop.

334
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,425
What Jackson's trying to say is...

335
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,226
he's lived an entire life
of abject humiliation,

336
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,850
and he's still plugging away.

337
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,107
Yep, I wake up every day thinking,
"Today cannot be worse than yesterday."

338
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,901
Do you really think I can do this?

339
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,492
You won't know until you try.

340
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,865
You're right. If Jackson
can show his face in school,

341
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,374
then I can go right back down to camp
and jump off that high dive.

342
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,464
Thanks, Hot Butter Boy.

343
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:49,654
Hey. My speech went terrific.
I really think I made an impact.

344
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,270
Don't care.

345
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,901
What's the matter with you guys?

346
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,486
[exhales] Haven't you heard?

347
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,782
Jimmy and Fernando
bought Uncle Monty's sandwich shop

348
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,076
without telling us.

349
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,039
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
They-They bought Uncle Monty's?

350
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,040
Yeah, when they were at lunch with Steve.

351
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:11,172
What were those three guys doing together?
They've never hung out in their lives.

352
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,172
I-I don't know.

353
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,839
That is an unlikely trio. I...

354
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,019
So they didn't just have lunch
and solve each other's problems?

355
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,267
Who said anything about having lunch
or solving problems?

356
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,983
Not me, that's for sure.

357
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,186
That does not sound like
something I would say.

358
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,985
Oh, I can't lie. Okay.

359
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,069
It sounds exactly like
something I would say because I said it.

360
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,616
I knew they needed a smart person
to come up with a stupid idea.

361
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,661
Look, all I did was suggest
they have lunch,

362
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,417
not buy a sandwich shop.

363
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,748
But, you know,
the guys are pretty resourceful.

364
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:57,505
And Monty's is a popular place.
Maybe they'll make a go of it.

365
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:01,339
Oh, I'm glad you're onboard
'cause Steve's the primary investor.

366
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,136
With those two bozos?

367
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,518
Yeah, exactly.
Now we've got three bozos.

368
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,395
Jimmy and I are supposed to be partners.

369
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,904
I get a say
in these major life decisions, don't I?

370
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,412
Guys, I'm seriously asking this question

371
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,989
because I've never been in
a healthy relationship.

372
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:26,697
You're asking me?

373
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,325
I've been engaged for five years
to a man I divorced.

374
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,287
Good point. All right,
I'm going down there to stop this deal.

375
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,705
I'm driving.

376
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,553
I just need to put on a disguise.

377
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,336
No, no. We... We're not sneaking in.

378
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,383
We're just gonna go down there
and talk to them like reasonable adults.

379
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,507
Yes. In a disguise.

380
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,522
Ramona, your Ethan issue is handled.

381
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,061
I took your hacking video
to the next level.

382
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,653
Greetings. We are Autonomous.

383
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,446
Our goal... disruption.

384
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:05,369
Our tactics...
deep likes of outdated posts.

385
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:11,037
Did Ramona really like that old picture,
or was it Autonomous?

386
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,331
[cackling]

387
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,054
Pretty good, huh?

388
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:22,224
You realize the football jersey
in the background has your name on it?

389
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,508
Easy fix.

390
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:32,478
This is Autonomous. We have stolen
Jackson Fuller's football jersey.

391
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:35,649
[cackling]

392
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:36,729
[cell phone beeps]

393
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,030
Uncle Monty, it is an honor

394
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,993
to be following in
your historic sandwich footsteps.

395
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,447
Just treat this place right.

396
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:53,786
Over the years,
I've put a lot of my own sweat

397
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:54,872
into my sandwiches.

398
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,840
I'm sure he meant that metaphorically.

399
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,393
I don't care.
Delicious is delicious.

400
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,898
Okay, you guys distract them.
I'll go look for the buried treasure.

401
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,697
- Still not the plan.
- We're just here to talk to them.

402
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,029
Then why am I dressed like a sandwich?

403
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,485
We've been saying that the whole time.

404
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,662
[D.J.] Ahem.

405
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,497
Oh. Hey, guys.

406
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,172
May we we speak with you for a minute?

407
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,382
Pick any table. We own them all,
including the gum underneath.

408
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,763
Just sit.

409
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,006
Steve, what happened?

410
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,766
All I said was, "Take 'em to lunch
and give 'em advice."

411
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:57,189
Well, that's what I did, but then
this opportunity presented itself.

412
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,939
I've been looking for a side investment.

413
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,520
This gives me a chance to do it
with a couple guys I like.

414
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,686
Steph, can you believe
that Uncle Monty's is gonna be all ours?

415
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,196
I really can't.
That's why we ran down here.

416
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,616
Fernando, we need to talk.

417
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,448
By the way, it's me... Kimmy.

418
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:17,785
Oh, I know it's you.
No sandwich wears fishnets like you do.

419
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,589
I bought it at the food lingerie shop.

420
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,473
Fernando, how could you buy this place
without consulting me?

421
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,761
Once again,
you're only thinking of yourself.

422
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:36,767
Kimberlina, yesterday,
I was a man without a purpose.

423
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:41,862
But today, I am filled with passion
and hope for the future.

424
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:43,898
Is that not a good thing
for you and Ramona?

425
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:47,146
Well, look at that.
You got your spark back.

426
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,613
Come here, you golden-tongued devil,
and kiss me.

427
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,293
Jimmy.

428
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:02,712
If we're gonna be partners, you can't
do stuff like this without including me.

429
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:05,592
I'm sorry, Steph.
I know I should've asked you first.

430
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,460
I just got so excited

431
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:11,677
about finally finding a way to earn money
and stay close to you and Danielle.

432
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,220
I don't want to miss a thing.

433
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:17,465
And I feel like Uncle Monty's
is the solution to all of our problems.

434
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:20,939
Unless one of us
gets diagnosed with high cholesterol.

435
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,899
But even that we'll deal with together.

436
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:28,085
You're making it really hard
to stay mad at you right now.

437
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:32,409
And trust me, Uncle Monty's
isn't your typical sandwich shop.

438
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,199
It's an established brand
with loyal clientele.

439
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:38,583
Hey, it's true. I checked out the books.
Uncle Monty's is a gold mine.

440
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:42,422
- I think we can even franchise this place.
- Hey, Mr. Gibbler. I've got the check.

441
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:48,547
Hey, who was that, hon,
and why did he call you "mister"?

442
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,470
Oh, probably because
I'm wearing long pants.

443
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,934
And, um... I'm selling him the RV.

444
00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,057
What? But you love that RV.

445
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,479
You said you wanted to be buried in it.

446
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,270
And ten minutes ago,
I was ready to oblige you.

447
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,356
I'm doing it to pay my share.

448
00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:11,611
I'm a dad now,
and I want to be a responsible adult.

449
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,490
You and Danielle
are all that matter to me now.

450
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,326
That is so sweet.

451
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:21,583
Let's go deposit that check
before he finds out the water pump's bad.

452
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:22,663
Oh, yeah.

453
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:30,013
Hey. Are you sure you're okay
being in business with these guys?

454
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,918
Sure. They need somebody
with business experience.

455
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:36,597
You are so sweet to help them out.

456
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,808
You are a good man, Dr. Hale.

457
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,811
And besides, with the amount of money
I'm gonna spend on sandwiches,

458
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,812
this place is gonna make a killing.

459
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,324
Oh, dear.

460
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,400
♪ La la la la
La la la la la ♪

461
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,821
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

462
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:59,275
So, Deej, your first
Uncle Monty's sandwich. Any thoughts?

463
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:03,405
Well, my question isn't,
"Why did you buy Uncle Monty's?"

464
00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:06,036
It's, "Why didn't you buy
Uncle Monty's sooner?"

465
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:14,091
Max. Hey, Jackson and Ramona
told me about your rough morning.

466
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:16,384
- How'd it go back at camp?
- It was great.

467
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:19,718
- So you finally went off the high dive?
- Not even close.

468
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:24,104
I tried multiple times,
but self-preservation finally won out.

469
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:27,941
Wait. So what was so great about it?

470
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:31,691
Well, Taylor did go off the high dive,
and he lost his bathing suit midair.

471
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:37,740
So everybody was so busy laughing at him
that they forgot all about me.

472
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,448
Good for you, honey.

473
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,197
I mean, poor Taylor.

474
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,247
[whispers] But good for you, honey.

475
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:52,248
Whoa, Ethan just deep-liked
a third-grade class picture of me.

476
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,707
You know what this means?

477
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,466
That he's a creepy stalker, too?

478
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,970
Exactly. We're made for each other.

479
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,178
♪ Ooh, la la la
Hey, hey, hey ♪

480
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:06,175
[Jepsen] ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

481
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,307
♪ Oh ♪

482
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,395
[theme music playing]

483
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,208
♪ La la la la la la ♪

484
00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:37,797
♪ Ooh ♪

485
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