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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Come on, Kimmy! We don't want
to be late for our high school reunion!
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This is killing me.
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As much as I love the dress I have on,
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my old prom dress keeps blinking,
"Wear me, wear me, wear me..."
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Or, "Burn me, burn me, burn me..."
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It's a high school reunion, Kimmy,
not a '90s theme party.
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Our entire lives are a '90s theme party.
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You know, it's such a shame
that Matt is still in India.
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I mean, he's missing all of this.
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But I texted him some photos.
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Did he like your new dress?
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Who said the dress was on?
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Was it?
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Yes!
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Oh, look! It's our high school yearbook.
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I totally forgot I was voted
Most Likely To Succeed,
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Most Likely To Use "Gosh" in a Sentence
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and Most Likely To Marry Lance Bass.
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Gosh, they were wrong about that.
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All I got was Most Weirdest.
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All because one time
I ate a sandwich with my feet.
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Aww, look at this picture
of me and Steve at Steve's prom.
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We had such big dreams.
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And big hair.
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Tonight's gonna be a great night.
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For you.
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However, I will not be going.
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Woah, woah... What just happened?
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Kathy Santoni just posted this
on our reunion Facebook page.
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"Garbage Bag Gibbler."
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Oh, that was senior ditch day.
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Yep, we were partying in the hot springs
and some joker stole my clothes.
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I spent the whole day
wearing a trash bag.
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Nobody rocks a Hefty bag like you.
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Thanks, but you know darn well I was
the laughing stock of the whole school.
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Well, just for a couple of weeks, 'cause
then Lisa Wolf farted in Glee Club.
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But who cares?
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I mean, you have blossomed
into a wonderful mother
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and a powerful,
independent businesswoman.
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And let's not forget, my date
is the handsomest man in the world.
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Kimberlina, are you sure
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this is what men wear
to high school reunions in America?
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I wanna make sure everybody knows
you're a hot race car driver.
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Your job is to stand there all night
and be my man candy.
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I feel like a piece of beefcake.
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And I'm surprisingly fine with it.
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Oooh...
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Hit me baby one more time.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- I have great news about the kids.
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First of all, put your hands together
for the superstar of Third Grade,
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Mr Maxwell Fuller.
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♪ It's meant to be ♪
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♪ Wa-ooh ♪
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♪ If we just believe ♪
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♪ Nothin's too far
Nothin's out of reach... ♪
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Guess who just got Student of the Month
for the eighth time?
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Bam!
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- Yeah!
- Nice!
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Sometimes during tests, I close one eye
just to make it more challenging.
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And next, she's got moves like Jagger,
but she doesn't know who Jagger is.
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Say hello to Ramona Gibbler.
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Guess who made
the newspaper's Top 15 Dancers Under 15.
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Honey, that's incredible!
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Not only did you make the newspaper,
you also know what a newspaper is.
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And, last but not least, the newest member
of the Fuller Over Achiever's Club,
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Jackson Fuller.
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What, no music?
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Oh, that was dancing?
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Guess who got all A's this semester.
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Wow.
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That's unbelievable.
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I... I mean, it's not unbelievable,
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it's just... really surprising.
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I mean, it's not surprising,
I mean... congratulations, honey.
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Thank you.
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And tonight, Stephanie is gonna throw
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Stephanie's first annual
gifted student pizza party.
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Stephanie's gonna need your credit card.
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Wahoo!
Pizza party! Pizza party!
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Pizza party!
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It's always open!
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- Hey, you guys.
- Hi, you guys look great!
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Deej, since you're going to your class
reunion at our old high school,
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would you return Lord of the Flies
to the library for me?
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It's a little overdue.
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Steve, this was due 22 years ago.
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Yeah, if you could just, like,
sneak it onto the shelf,
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you'd save me
about nine grand in late fees.
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Steve, you're a naughty boy.
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Maybe you should make me write,
"I'm a naughty boy"
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100 times on the blackboard.
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Maybe I will.
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Maybe you should take that outside.
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Kimmy, you can do this.
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You are a strong, black woman.
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No, you're not, but you get the idea.
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Look, there's Kathy Santoni.
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Are you sure that's her?
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Yes, look at those boobs!
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Kimmy? DJ? Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Hi.
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Well, everybody's already organized.
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The nerds are by the punchbowl,
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the stoners are over there
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and the two guys I dated
on the water polo team
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are now married
and making out under the bleachers.
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Hey, did you see the picture I posted?
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Oh. Yes.
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Garbage Bag Gibbler.
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Thank you for reminding me
of all the fun we had in high school.
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I can't wait until our 40th,
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so we can reminisce
about all the fun we had just now.
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Come on, let's go watch Kimmy.
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Welcome to the Bayview High
class of '95 reunion,
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produced by
Gibbler Style Party Planning.
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I'm Kimmy Gibbler.
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Garbage Bag Gibbler! Hah!
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Nobody remembers or cares about
some silly incident from 20 years ago.
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Correction: everybody cares.
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Anyhoo, tonight we have
a celebrity in the house,
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my fiancé, the most handsome
race car driver on the planet,
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Fernando
Hernandez-Guerrero-Fernandez-Guerrero!
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There is my man, straight from work,
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where he drives a race car
and looks very debonair doing it.
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Wait till you see this handsome face.
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What is wrong with you people?
He's beauti...
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Oh, my God, you're a monster!
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I have a funny story.
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While I was waiting outside,
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I was viciously attacked
by a gang of bees.
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Perhaps I should not have passed the time
by tossing rocks at their hive.
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I haven't looked in the mirror,
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but I might be slightly allergic.
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I swear, he's gorgeous.
You should see him in his Speedo.
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It is true, I am normally
a magnificent sight to behold.
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Fernando, we have got to
get you to a hospital.
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No, it's your big night.
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I already called Lyft.
It is cheaper than Uber.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, I checked the prices.
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Kimberlina, goodbye, I love you.
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No, I'm DJ!
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Oh. I am sorry, my eyelids
are folding in on themselves.
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OK, um...
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Moving on,
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let's get this party started
with some '90s music.
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Uh... but the DJ is stuck in traffic.
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Oh...
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Well, no worries, I'll just plug in
my phone with my '90s playlist.
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Kimberly,
this is Dr. Shapiro.
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You need to drink a lot of cranberry
juice to flush out your system
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and then, every two hours...
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... you can just apply cream
directly to the affected area.
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With any luck, you'll be back in action
by New Year's Eve.
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Check it out, I finally made the fridge
with something other than a hand turkey.
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How did you get all A's anyway?
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I've never seen you study once.
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Ramona,
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in America, it's not about studying,
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it's about dreaming big.
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Again, how did you get all A's?
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I asked myself the same question.
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"Max, how does a C student
become and A student
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overnight?"
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And that's when I took a leisurely stroll
over to the printer-scanner-copier.
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Jackson,
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little tip.
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In the future,
if you wanna change your grades,
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always remove the original report card
from the printer-scanner-copier.
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J'accuse!
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What does "J'accuse" mean?
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It means I accuse you. In French.
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A language you claim to have an A in.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey... Whoa.
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Max.
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Are you saying Jackson
altered his report card?
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Because that does not sound
like the honest kid that I...
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Oh, yeah, he did it.
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So what if I changed my grades?
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Sorry I'm not good at test-taking.
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Or at using the printer-scanner-copier.
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Fine.
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Who cares about getting my stupid
report card on the stupid fridge,
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where we keep our stupid food
and our stupid drinks.
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I'm outta here.
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Well, he definitely gets an A in Drama.
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DJ Tanner.
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The girl that got away.
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Oh, Nelson!
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You look almost the same.
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How are you?
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House in Stinson Beach and one in Maui
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and, of course,
there's the chalet in Aspen.
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I asked, "How are you?"
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you asked me,
"How many homes do you have?"
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I see you're here solo.
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Good news, I'm flying solo myself.
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Oh, good for you.
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Gulfstream G6.
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I thought you asked
how I was flying solo.
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Hey, Deej, is this poindexter
bothering you?
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- Viper?
- Hey.
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Gosh, what a surprise.
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Deej, you look even better
than you did in high school.
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And you looked good in high school.
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And you didn't even
go to our high school.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I came here to see you.
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You're the one that got away.
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Hey, I said that first.
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So anyway, I'm still playing in a band.
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And I got a day job at Foot Locker.
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My boss is a real tool,
he makes me buy him beer.
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I see you're still full
of wasted potential.
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Hey...
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How did you know I was wasted?
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And, now I remember
why I broke up with both of you.
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Excuse me, I'm gonna go mingle.
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- Great, I'll come with you.
- No, I'll come with you.
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Uh, no, you won't,
because she's with me.
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No, bro. She's with me.
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Actually, guys, she's with me.
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- Steve?
- Steve?
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Steve?
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Yep. My name's Steve.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
my girl and I would like some time alone.
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Thank you.
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Can you believe she picked that guy?
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Well, he was captain
of the wrestling team.
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And currently one of the Bay Area's
leading podiatrists.
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You can't compete with that.
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Steve, what are you doing here?
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Kimmy texted me, she said
you were in desperate need of an escort.
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Aww.
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You showed up to rescue me.
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Just like you did at my prom.
252
00:14:29,986 --> 00:14:32,613
Hey, Deej, you wanna see
if our names are still on the gym floor?
253
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,365
Oh, there's no way.
254
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,786
Oh, Mylanta!
255
00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:41,872
You know, I carved that
on our first date.
256
00:14:41,956 --> 00:14:43,291
I knew you were a keeper.
257
00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:45,293
I knew you were too.
258
00:14:46,002 --> 00:14:47,211
Why did we ever break up?
259
00:14:48,671 --> 00:14:50,923
Well, that was
my biggest regret in high school.
260
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,884
And I wound up dating those two bozos.
261
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,728
I am so glad that you're here,
you just made my whole night.
262
00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:08,399
OK, everyone, in case you were concerned,
Fernando is breathing on his own.
263
00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:11,777
OK, let's party!
264
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,769
Somebody get this woman a garbage bag.
265
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:54,612
Hey.
266
00:15:54,695 --> 00:15:55,905
I'm very busy.
267
00:15:58,574 --> 00:15:59,533
Clearly.
268
00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:03,996
Do you mind if I take a moment
out of your busy schedule?
269
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,292
Why did you change your grades?
270
00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:09,835
'Cause mine sucked.
271
00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:13,631
They didn't suck, they were just average.
272
00:16:14,382 --> 00:16:15,591
Well, except for the D.
273
00:16:18,427 --> 00:16:21,097
And I don't know why
they gave you a D in Wood Shop.
274
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,683
Because that is a beautiful birdhouse.
275
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:26,310
It's a spice rack.
276
00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:36,028
Well, in case you hadn't noticed,
everybody in this family is a superstar.
277
00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:38,572
Well, except me.
278
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,075
I get it.
279
00:16:41,158 --> 00:16:42,827
You just wanna feel special.
280
00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:44,495
Everybody wants that.
281
00:16:44,578 --> 00:16:45,579
Well, great.
282
00:16:46,622 --> 00:16:48,249
Not even my feelings are special.
283
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,711
You're being too hard on yourself.
284
00:16:51,794 --> 00:16:54,922
Really? Then name one thing I'm great at.
285
00:16:55,923 --> 00:16:57,717
You are a great friend to Cosmo.
286
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,843
He adores you.
287
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:08,144
OK, that was really bad timing.
288
00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:11,355
Let's just admit it.
289
00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:14,942
I'm not great at anything.
290
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,777
And I never will be.
291
00:17:18,362 --> 00:17:20,489
'Cause nothing about me is special.
292
00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:23,951
Jackson, don't say that.
293
00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:26,162
Please, leave me alone.
294
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:30,791
OK.
295
00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:43,554
Excuse me, have you seen
a frazzled-looking woman wearing Spanx?
296
00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:46,140
Woo!
297
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:50,770
I am sorry everyone saw
you in your Spanx.
298
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,900
This reunion is a total disaster.
299
00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:59,653
My dress tore off,
my fiancé looks like the elephant man,
300
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,784
and everybody knows
I have a urinary tract infection.
301
00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:08,245
Smile.
302
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:14,585
We can go home right now.
Whatever you wanna do, I'm here for you.
303
00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:17,880
Well, I can't leave, I still have to
pay the caterer and lock up.
304
00:18:18,881 --> 00:18:19,715
She-wolf.
305
00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:25,304
I hope you're having
a better night than I am.
306
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:28,808
Well, I'm having
a pretty great time with Steve.
307
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,893
I mean, a really great time.
308
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,312
Maybe too great of a time.
309
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,189
Goofy face.
310
00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:39,610
It's so confusing.
311
00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:41,946
I don't know
if I'm having real feelings for Steve
312
00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:44,824
or I'm just getting caught up
in all the nostalgia.
313
00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:48,369
But maybe Steve's still in my life
for a reason.
314
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,663
I think you should go and talk to him.
315
00:18:51,747 --> 00:18:53,833
And then let me know
when everyone's gone.
316
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,668
I'll be hiding behind the Dumpster.
317
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:58,546
BFFs
318
00:19:01,549 --> 00:19:03,717
Jackson, we need you.
319
00:19:03,801 --> 00:19:04,927
No, you don't.
320
00:19:05,553 --> 00:19:06,595
Lola's here.
321
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,847
Coming.
322
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:12,142
Hey, Lola. What are you doing here?
323
00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:15,187
Your family said you wouldn't
come downstairs unless I came over.
324
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:16,730
OK, I'm going back upstairs.
325
00:19:16,814 --> 00:19:18,023
Na-ah, hold on.
326
00:19:18,399 --> 00:19:21,110
All right, we just wanna talk to you.
Please, have a seat.
327
00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:34,456
It's time for
the Jackson Fuller Award Show,
328
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,127
we're we give awards to Jackson Fuller.
329
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:44,383
I'll go first.
330
00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:48,596
Jackson, when I first moved in,
you were so sweet to me.
331
00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:50,764
You even gave me your bedroom.
332
00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:53,225
No, I didn't, my mom
took it away from me.
333
00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,688
And then I got so mad
that I ran away from home.
334
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,358
But eventually you gave me your room.
335
00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:03,527
And that was very nice of you.
336
00:20:03,611 --> 00:20:05,404
So that's why this is for you.
337
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,449
Best New Brother 2016.
338
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,202
Is that a ballerina?
339
00:20:15,205 --> 00:20:16,290
It is.
340
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:20,419
Because you are tutu sweet.
341
00:20:22,212 --> 00:20:23,047
Get it?
342
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,382
Yeah, I get it. Can I go now, please?
343
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,427
I have to tell you a story.
344
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,514
A long, long time ago,
345
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,391
I was seven.
346
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:39,104
And there was a monster in my closet.
347
00:20:39,188 --> 00:20:41,941
Everyone told me I was nuts,
348
00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:43,025
except you.
349
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,694
You believed me!
350
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,572
And then you caught the monster
in a pillowcase
351
00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:50,199
and put him out with the trash.
352
00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:54,328
So?
353
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:56,413
So...
354
00:20:56,914 --> 00:20:58,999
You saved my life.
355
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,295
And opened up more closet space.
356
00:21:05,506 --> 00:21:08,509
And that's why I present you with this.
357
00:21:09,718 --> 00:21:12,262
This is Cosmo's certificate
from obedience school.
358
00:21:15,557 --> 00:21:17,351
And now it's yours.
359
00:21:20,771 --> 00:21:21,730
Thanks, I guess.
360
00:21:22,523 --> 00:21:23,524
Wait, hold on.
361
00:21:24,775 --> 00:21:27,361
This little guy told me
to tell you a secret.
362
00:21:27,444 --> 00:21:30,614
He said that you're the best
brother ever. But not to tell Max.
363
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,369
He also said that you give
the best tickles in the world.
364
00:21:35,452 --> 00:21:37,454
So come on, give the kid a thrill.
365
00:21:39,456 --> 00:21:40,791
Come on, I woke him up for this.
366
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,132
The kid's an easy laugh.
367
00:21:48,215 --> 00:21:50,300
He thinks that light
bulbs are hysterical.
368
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:54,888
Um... I didn't really have
anything prepared,
369
00:21:55,556 --> 00:22:00,269
but you're my first boyfriend
and I am very picky.
370
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,939
I think you're awesome
and you're a really good kisser.
371
00:22:07,317 --> 00:22:08,318
I am?
372
00:22:10,487 --> 00:22:12,531
Wow, I feel so much better!
373
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,702
Why didn't we just start with Lola?
374
00:22:18,662 --> 00:22:19,621
You see?
375
00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:23,667
When it comes to being a great boyfriend,
a great brother and a great nephew,
376
00:22:23,751 --> 00:22:25,085
you get an A plus.
377
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,964
The way you make people feel
is what makes you really special.
378
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:30,215
Thanks.
379
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,551
Really? I'm a good kisser?
380
00:22:36,513 --> 00:22:37,473
Ocupado.
381
00:22:39,641 --> 00:22:42,770
I'm not sure you remember me,
but we almost got married.
382
00:22:44,146 --> 00:22:45,105
Dwayne?
383
00:22:45,689 --> 00:22:46,857
The "Whatever" guy?
384
00:22:52,029 --> 00:22:55,574
Yeah, that's me, I didn't have
the most expansive vocabulary back then.
385
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,912
It's so good to see you.
What have you been up to?
386
00:22:59,995 --> 00:23:03,499
Well, I went to Harvard
and then I became a motivational speaker.
387
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:08,253
I took my lame catchphrase, "Whatever,"
and turned it into an entire worldview.
388
00:23:08,337 --> 00:23:11,799
It's all about saying "Whatever"
to any obstacle that life gives you.
389
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:13,342
Kimmy Gibbler,
390
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,178
your entire class is making fun of you?
391
00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:17,095
Whatever.
392
00:23:17,179 --> 00:23:20,057
Your fiancé got stung my bees
and looks grotesque?
393
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:21,141
Whatever.
394
00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:24,478
Your Spanx are trending? Whatever!
395
00:23:27,064 --> 00:23:28,148
Thank you, Dwayne.
396
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:30,359
I'm gonna go turn this night around.
397
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:36,740
Whatever.
398
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,709
That's our song, "Everything I Do."
399
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,753
In parentheses, "I Do It For You."
400
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:52,589
From our favorite movie, Robin Hood.
401
00:23:52,673 --> 00:23:54,341
Colon: Prince of Thieves.
402
00:23:54,424 --> 00:23:56,051
- May I?
- You may.
403
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,975
♪ Look into my eyes ♪
404
00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:06,019
♪ You will see ♪
405
00:24:06,687 --> 00:24:11,400
♪ What you mean to me ♪
406
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,362
♪ Search your heart ♪
407
00:24:16,446 --> 00:24:18,574
♪ And search your soul ♪
408
00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:23,537
♪ And when you find me there ♪
409
00:24:24,037 --> 00:24:27,666
♪ You'll search no more ♪
410
00:24:27,749 --> 00:24:33,589
♪ Don't tell me
it's not worth trying for ♪
411
00:24:35,257 --> 00:24:41,763
♪ You can't tell me
it's not worth dying for ♪
412
00:24:42,389 --> 00:24:44,349
♪ You know it's true ♪
413
00:24:45,976 --> 00:24:48,186
♪ Everything I do ♪
414
00:24:49,062 --> 00:24:51,815
♪ I do it for you ♪
415
00:24:57,779 --> 00:25:00,782
Aww, all these old memories
are coming back.
416
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,577
And old feelings too.
417
00:25:04,286 --> 00:25:06,788
Deej, there's something
I need to talk to you about.
418
00:25:07,748 --> 00:25:11,877
There's something I need to
talk to you about too. I'll go first.
419
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,211
I'm gonna propose to CJ.
420
00:25:15,505 --> 00:25:17,174
Or you could go first.
421
00:25:19,426 --> 00:25:21,929
CJ has everything I'm looking for
in a partner.
422
00:25:22,012 --> 00:25:25,766
She's caring and funny and beautiful.
423
00:25:26,308 --> 00:25:29,394
All the things I treasured about you
when we were together.
424
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:32,606
Thank you.
425
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:36,735
Look... To be honest,
426
00:25:37,444 --> 00:25:40,238
I started dating CJ
because she reminded me of you.
427
00:25:41,949 --> 00:25:43,700
Now I love her for who she is.
428
00:25:43,784 --> 00:25:46,203
And if I learned anything
from our relationship,
429
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:47,704
it's that...
430
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,124
you can't let a good thing slip away.
431
00:25:52,501 --> 00:25:54,962
I've been thinking about that too.
432
00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:58,423
So, um...
433
00:26:00,676 --> 00:26:02,094
I guess I'm gonna propose.
434
00:26:03,303 --> 00:26:05,722
Unless you can think
of a reason why I shouldn't.
435
00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:11,728
I can't think of one.
436
00:26:15,023 --> 00:26:15,983
You OK?
437
00:26:17,693 --> 00:26:18,568
Yeah.
438
00:26:20,487 --> 00:26:22,781
I'm just, I'm so happy for you and CJ.
439
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,325
I'm so happy for you and Matt.
440
00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:34,292
We just have to promise that no matter
what happens, we'll always stay friends.
441
00:26:35,919 --> 00:26:36,920
Because I love you.
442
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:39,589
I love you too.
443
00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:51,727
Deej, I'm back.
444
00:26:52,352 --> 00:26:53,645
Kimmy, what are you doing?
445
00:26:53,729 --> 00:26:55,605
Embracing my inner "Whatever".
446
00:26:57,482 --> 00:26:58,984
I'm using that correctly, aren't I?
447
00:26:59,067 --> 00:27:00,235
Whatever.
448
00:27:09,953 --> 00:27:12,164
Kimberlina, it's me, Fernando.
449
00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,126
I had a feeling.
450
00:27:16,877 --> 00:27:17,961
What are you doing?
451
00:27:18,045 --> 00:27:21,923
I wanted to come back,
but I did not want to attract attention.
452
00:27:25,135 --> 00:27:28,555
- Take your bandages off.
- But what if you find me repugnant?
453
00:27:29,931 --> 00:27:32,642
I'm wearing a garbage bag,
we're way past repugnant.
454
00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,404
OK, everyone, gather around
455
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:48,575
and get your pictures of Garbage Bag
Gibbler and Freak Show McBeeSting.
456
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:52,162
Because I'm not here
to impress you people,
457
00:27:52,245 --> 00:27:56,583
I'm here to have a great night with
my best friend and my beautiful fiancé.
458
00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,210
So whatever.
459
00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:03,799
Even back in high school
you were never afraid to be weird.
460
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:06,218
You're the bravest person I know.
461
00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:07,969
To Kimmy Gibbler.
462
00:28:11,973 --> 00:28:12,974
What are they doing?
463
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,894
Oh, it's the slow clap.
464
00:28:15,977 --> 00:28:19,064
It means the nerdy outsider
is finally accepted by the cool kids
465
00:28:19,147 --> 00:28:20,607
and the movie's almost over.
466
00:28:22,192 --> 00:28:26,238
What a relief. In Argentina
it means you're about to be executed.
467
00:28:32,035 --> 00:28:36,498
Oh. I know we've heard this before,
but I only have two songs on my phone.
468
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,223
♪ One, two, three, four... ♪