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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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OK, Tommy, I want
your very first word to be "Mommy."
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- Say "Mommy."
- Say "Kimmy."
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- Say "Mommy."
- "Kimmy."
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- "Mommy."
- "Kimmy."
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Hey, guys.
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Steph.
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Tommy?
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"Steph?" That's your very first word?
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What? He's been saying it for weeks.
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Here's your cookie. There you go.
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What? It's how I train all my men.
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Ooh, speaking of men,
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I just wrote
the most awesome song for Jimmy.
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But I wanna play it with a full band.
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Wait.
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Wait, wait, wait...
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Idea coming.
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Stand by.
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Mmm...
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It's like she's laying an egg.
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I hope it's an egg.
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Hatching...
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And...
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hatched!
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Let's get the band back together.
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What band?
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Our band!
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Girl Talk!
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What an amazing idea.
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If we were 13.
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Come on, Girl Talk was hard core.
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Your Uncle Jesse was our manager.
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We rocked our scrunchies off, remember?
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ And it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign ♪
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♪ No one's gonna drag you up
To get into the light where you belong ♪
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ And it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign ♪
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See? We were good!
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Ehh...
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Well, OK, maybe not good.
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But we were really cute.
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Especially that keyboard player.
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- Hey, whatever happened to our drummer?
- She plays drums for Beyoncé.
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Poor thing.
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That's a big step down from Girl Talk.
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I can play drums.
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No, you can't.
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Oh, yeah?
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Who got the high score on drums
on Rock Band?
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Me!
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Why would I ask the question
if the answer wasn't me?
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I say we give the kid a chance.
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Yes.
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Now all we need is Gia.
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Gia? Ew!
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She was such a bad
influence on Stephanie.
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She tried to get you to smoke cigarettes
and she took you to a makeout party
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and, worst of all, she talked you
into wearing your very first crop top.
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It so happens
that I'm Facebook friends with Gia.
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And she's a soccer mom now.
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She drives a minivan and she walks
for nine different diseases.
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Wow.
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I only walk for two.
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Well, it used to be three,
but they found a cure.
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You can't just go into my locker.
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I was looking for my earbuds,
which you took without asking.
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- How did you even get into my locker?
- Your combination's one, two, three.
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Mom, make Ramona stop invading my space.
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Mom, make Jackson stop taking my stuff.
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Aren't they cute?
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They're just like brother and sister.
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No, we're not.
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Aww!
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Hello, ladies.
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Wish I could chat, but I have
a sustainable farm to sustain.
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So carry on with your girl talk.
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He said "Girl talk." It's a sign!
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And saying "It's a sign", is a sign!
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And it opened up my eyes!
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We get it, it's our old song.
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Holy moly, it's that too!
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So, are we getting
the band back together or what?
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It sounds like a terrible idea.
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So let's do it.
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Did you hear that, Tommy?
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Mommy's a rock star.
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Mom!
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But I am a mom first.
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You chickens ruined my crops.
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I'd expect this
from Danny, Jesse and Joey...
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but you, chicken Becky?
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Oh, Max, I'm so sorry.
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My class presentation is next week
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and my evil chickens ruined it.
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Mom, heat up the deep fryer.
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Let's not take it out on the chickens.
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How did they get loose?
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They said they wanted to be free-range.
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And I stupidly said, "OK."
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And now my project's going to be a loser.
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So am I.
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I have remained silent
because I was trying to finish
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my peanut butter and jelly sandwich
without milk.
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But now that I can talk, I will say,
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I will not let you give up.
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What's your angle, man?
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No angle.
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Just a story to inspire you
to replant your farm.
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During my first professional auto race,
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I crashed my car on mile seven.
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Did I give up?
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Never.
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I finished the race on foot.
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In a strange twist of fate,
so many cars crashed
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swerving to avoid me,
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that I came in a respectable fifth place.
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Mom?
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I'm at a loss.
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Kick to the head!
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Punch to the throat!
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Oh! Die, skeleton tyrant, die!
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Why does my mom hate this game?
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What?
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Hey, Jackson. Did I tell you?
I dumped Bethany.
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How come?
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She didn't blink enough.
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I mean, she blinked some,
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but not enough.
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So, uh, I'm gonna take a shot at Ramona.
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Popko, I don't think
Ramona's that into you.
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Deep down, all the ladies
want a tub of hot buttered Popko.
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Plus, no babe can resist a man in a hat.
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Hey, Ramona.
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What do you want?
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Hey, Lola.
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Got a hat.
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Congratulations.
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So Ramona, you probably heard I'm single.
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Lucky you.
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And you're single, so...
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lucky me.
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So what do you say we hit the mall
and share a Cinnabon?
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I don't think so, Popko.
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Perhaps I wasn't clear.
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You see, I just asked you on a date.
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You saw this, right?
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Yeah, but I also saw you with Bethany
on the same day you kissed me,
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so pass.
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Dude, Ramona totally shot you down.
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It's all good.
Popko lives by one philosophy.
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Next!
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This is so fun
getting Girl Talk back together.
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It's like nothing has changed.
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Except now we have boobs.
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Girl Talk take two!
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Hi!
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Gia, wow. Thanks so much
for coming all the way across town.
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Oh, no worries, I was actually walking
a 5K for adult literacy,
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and this was on my way.
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Uh, OK, so Kimmy, you're on keyboards.
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I'm on guitar.
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- Gia, you're on bass.
- Oh, I'm all about that bass.
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But who's our drummer?
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Are you ready to rock and roll?
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I am.
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However, the signs you're throwing up
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mean "Hang loose"
and "Live long and prosper."
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DJ, hi.
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Gia, hi.
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It's been so long.
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Yeah, who would have thunk
we'd be hanging out again?
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I know.
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I used to think you were such a dweeb.
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I know, I couldn't stand you either.
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You know, it's funny,
I almost didn't recognize you
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without your big hair
and your high-waisted jeans.
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You know what's even funnier,
I almost didn't recognize you
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without your cigarettes and your hickies.
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OK, real housewives.
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Yeah, let's pretend
that this is a good idea
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and let's warm up with
the only song that we know, "The Sign ."
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- OK?
- OK.
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All right.
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- All right, one, two...
- Wait, hold on!
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What are you doing?
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I'm color coding my drums,
like Rock Band.
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OK, now I'm ready.
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One, two, three, four...
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Red, blue, red, blue,
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red, blue,
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green, yellow.
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- Red, blue, red, blue...
- Stop saying the colors.
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It's my process.
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Do you want drums or not?
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One, two, three, four...
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Red, blue...
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...green and red and yellow...
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Deej, you can't do...
Oh, I...
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Yup, we still got it.
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Hey, Lola. You ready to go?
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I can't got to dance practice today.
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I have cramps.
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Really? Congratulations!
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Leg cramps, don't get excited.
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Oh.
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Ooh. Somebody sent me a video link.
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Oh. I got it too.
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Uh. Don't waste your time.
This one's dumb.
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No, but I love the dumb ones.
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"Ramona Gibbler -
the dancing hippo"?
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I know who did this. Jackson!
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It's got 240 views.
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The whole school is watching this.
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Popko, where did you go?
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I hope your moms don't mind,
I took a couple DiGiornos to go.
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I like a stuffed crust.
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Jackson!
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You're a little punk.
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You posted this video
just because I broke into your locker?
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- What are you talking about?
- This.
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Jackson, I thought you were a nice guy,
but you're a jerk!
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I didn't do that!
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I couldn't even if I wanted to.
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I'm not tech savvy.
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I used to think that WiFi was a question.
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I know you're lying, but whatever.
I'm not gonna let this affect me.
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Where are you going?
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To my room for the rest of my life.
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I'll go with you.
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Not for the rest of your life,
but at least until my cello lesson.
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And Jackson,
to think that once upon a time,
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I actually almost considered
sorta kinda maybe liking you a little.
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Take down that video.
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- What are you talking about?
- I know you did it.
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You didn't like it
when Ramona shot you down.
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You can't prove anything.
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You were in the bathroom with your phone
for way too long.
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Hey, I wash my hands thoroughly.
It's flu season.
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What a waste of time.
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My crops will never grow back in time.
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I'm doomed.
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You're not doomed.
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In the words
of Bruce The Boss Springsteen,
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"Baby, you were born to farm."
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In the words of me,
"I need a miracle."
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Ah!
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That is why you should water your crops
with this magic potion.
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That's just hose water.
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00:14:27,441 --> 00:14:31,112
You do realize you're talking to
the valedictorian of Second Grade?
265
00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:35,449
Yes, you put a bumper sticker on my car.
266
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,372
And now, I am adding a secret ingredient.
267
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:46,752
Do you swear on your life, never
to reveal the contents of this bottle?
268
00:14:47,545 --> 00:14:50,089
Why does everything have to be
a production with you?
269
00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:54,176
Behold, young Max,
270
00:14:54,844 --> 00:14:56,554
the tears of a unicorn.
271
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,892
Give me a break.
272
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,188
We all know unicorns are real,
273
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:09,942
but you're saying someone
collected and bottled their tears?
274
00:15:12,695 --> 00:15:14,447
That seems far-fetched.
275
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,200
OK, don't use them.
276
00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:20,328
Because they only work
277
00:15:20,911 --> 00:15:21,829
if you believe.
278
00:15:25,249 --> 00:15:27,168
Meh, what have a I got to lose?
279
00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:33,090
I believe, I believe, I believe...
280
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,596
Come in.
281
00:15:40,181 --> 00:15:41,015
Hi, honey.
282
00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:46,145
Before I say good night,
I just wanna tell you,
283
00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:49,982
there's a very real chance I'm embarking
on a world tour with Girl Talk.
284
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:53,986
That's great, Mom. Can I come with you?
285
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,280
I will need an entourage.
286
00:15:57,698 --> 00:16:00,368
That hotel TV isn't gonna
throw itself in the pool.
287
00:16:01,952 --> 00:16:04,538
- Sign me up. I'm quitting school.
- Wait, what?
288
00:16:04,622 --> 00:16:05,665
Look at this.
289
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:14,965
Yowza.
290
00:16:17,968 --> 00:16:20,012
I'm so sorry, honey. Who did this?
291
00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:22,056
I don't wanna talk about it.
292
00:16:22,139 --> 00:16:23,974
I'm the joke of my school.
293
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,144
I know how you feel.
294
00:16:27,228 --> 00:16:30,189
This may be hard to believe,
but when I was your age
295
00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:33,359
I was picked on just for having
my own special sense of style.
296
00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:36,529
No, I can see that.
297
00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:43,744
But Mom, when you were a kid,
there was no social media.
298
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,539
My hippo thing is going to be
on the Internet forever.
299
00:16:47,248 --> 00:16:49,166
But is the Internet really gonna stick?
300
00:16:51,085 --> 00:16:53,170
Look, you can't give whoever did this
301
00:16:53,254 --> 00:16:55,840
the power to make you
feel bad about yourself.
302
00:16:55,923 --> 00:16:57,800
You are Ramona Gibbler.
303
00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:02,304
Dancer, artist, straight-B student,
if you take out Algebra.
304
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,307
Mom.
305
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:09,895
I know this feels like the worst thing
in the world right now,
306
00:17:10,604 --> 00:17:12,773
but every day it will hurt a little less,
307
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,525
until you can barely feel it.
308
00:17:15,526 --> 00:17:18,446
Then new things will happen
that will hurt you even more.
309
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,785
Just know that whatever happens,
310
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,872
you and I will get through this
and everything else together.
311
00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:31,292
Thanks, Mom.
312
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:34,211
You know, some of that
was actually helpful.
313
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:41,927
Don't get your hopes up, Cosmo.
314
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:46,557
I Googled "Farming miracles
due to unicorn tears,"
315
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,517
zero results.
316
00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:53,522
Then I Googled Blake Shelton,
just to cheer myself up.
317
00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:55,941
Come on, Cosmo.
318
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,196
Oh, Cosmo!
319
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:03,324
All my vegetables grew back in one night!
320
00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:04,867
Am I dreaming?
321
00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:07,953
Am I dreaming you're barking?
322
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,831
Is that a real bark or a dream bark?
323
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,877
This could go on all day.
324
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,088
Max!
325
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:20,341
The unicorn tears worked!
326
00:18:20,424 --> 00:18:22,426
You must have really believed!
327
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,011
Oh, I believed my butt off.
328
00:18:26,263 --> 00:18:29,391
Oh, Mylanta, what is this?
329
00:18:30,434 --> 00:18:32,895
Mom, look what I grew in one night.
330
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:38,067
Wow, that is one big carrot!
331
00:18:38,776 --> 00:18:41,111
And it already has
an organic sticker on it!
332
00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:50,120
Of course it does.
333
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,667
Unicorn tear vegetables
are ready for market.
334
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,711
You know what, Fernando?
335
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,463
You're OK.
336
00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:02,758
I don't care what everybody says
about you at the family meetings.
337
00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:05,928
Come on, Cosmo.
338
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,850
Wow. Fernando, thank you.
339
00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:14,770
You must have been up all night
replanting Max's farm.
340
00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:16,772
There were family meetings?
341
00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:21,777
The point is,
you made a little boy very happy.
342
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,905
Well, sometimes he does push my buttons,
but deep down,
343
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:27,867
I suppose I love that little stinker!
344
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:33,873
Well, from now on, you're going to be
included in all the family meetings.
345
00:19:34,665 --> 00:19:36,292
And our trips to the beach.
346
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:40,212
There were trips to the beach?
347
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,592
♪ I saw the sign ♪
348
00:19:44,675 --> 00:19:48,053
♪ And it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign ♪
349
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:52,683
♪ Life is demanding
Without understanding ♪
350
00:19:52,766 --> 00:19:54,685
♪ I saw the sign ♪
351
00:19:54,768 --> 00:19:58,105
♪ And it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign ♪
352
00:19:58,188 --> 00:20:02,651
♪ No one's gonna drag you up
To get into the light where you belong ♪
353
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,445
♪ I saw the sign ♪
354
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:06,739
♪ I saw the sign ♪
355
00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:08,073
♪ I saw the sign ♪
356
00:20:08,157 --> 00:20:09,283
♪ I saw the sign ♪
357
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:12,828
♪ I saw the sign ♪
358
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,122
♪ I saw the sign ♪
359
00:20:15,205 --> 00:20:16,498
♪ I saw the sign ♪
360
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,000
♪ I saw the sign ♪
361
00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:23,047
♪ And it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign ♪
362
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:37,895
Are you done?
363
00:20:39,855 --> 00:20:41,148
Now I am.
364
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:46,111
Wow! You know,
we actually weren't that bad.
365
00:20:46,195 --> 00:20:48,238
Not that bad? We were bangin'!
366
00:20:48,322 --> 00:20:50,574
And I just crushed my high score!
367
00:20:53,035 --> 00:20:56,580
More important than sounding hot,
we look hot.
368
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:03,545
I haven't had this much leather on
since Fernando went through that phase.
369
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:09,468
You guys are gonna love
our first Girl Talk T-shirt!
370
00:21:12,429 --> 00:21:15,474
Um... why are you so much bigger
than the rest of us?
371
00:21:15,557 --> 00:21:17,267
Because sex sells.
372
00:21:19,561 --> 00:21:20,604
I need a cigarette.
373
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,273
Excuse me?
374
00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:26,652
Don't have a cow, DJ.
It's just a vape pen.
375
00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:29,655
Are you kidding me?
There's no smoking in this house.
376
00:21:29,738 --> 00:21:32,282
Relax. It's not real smoke.
377
00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:34,410
And it smells like banana bread.
378
00:21:36,745 --> 00:21:38,414
I don't care what it...
379
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:41,917
Ooh, that does smell
fresh out of the oven, but... no.
380
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,669
There's no smoking.
381
00:21:43,752 --> 00:21:45,295
It does smell delicious.
382
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,423
Would you like to try it?
383
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:49,508
I don't know if I should.
384
00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:53,554
Come on, all the soccer moms
are doing it, don't you wanna look cool?
385
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,099
Well, I guess one puff couldn't hurt.
You know, right?
386
00:21:57,182 --> 00:22:00,227
What, no! Stephanie, don't do it!
Just say no!
387
00:22:02,229 --> 00:22:06,650
Gia, you are still a bad influence,
it's like junior high all over again!
388
00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:07,776
Yeah, it sure is,
389
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,154
because you're still a goody-goody dork.
390
00:22:12,114 --> 00:22:13,657
I know you are, but what am I?
391
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,410
And you don't play drums either.
392
00:22:18,287 --> 00:22:20,706
Oh, you wanna get down in the gutter?
393
00:22:20,789 --> 00:22:22,708
Name the nine charities you walk for
394
00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:25,252
'cause I bet you just do it
for the exercise.
395
00:22:26,837 --> 00:22:28,547
Deej, take it easy.
396
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:30,424
Why are you taking her side?
397
00:22:30,507 --> 00:22:32,092
I'm not taking her side.
398
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:34,553
But this is supposed to be
about me and my music.
399
00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:37,389
You're really getting a big head.
400
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,601
Look who's talking about big heads.
401
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,732
You're just jealous
because I'm the sexy one.
402
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,038
Enough.
403
00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:03,415
Meanie.
404
00:23:05,501 --> 00:23:07,419
Girl Talk needs to stop talking.
405
00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:10,839
All right, this band
is officially disbanded.
406
00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:14,927
But I will see you two at dinner.
407
00:23:15,636 --> 00:23:18,806
And I will see you on Friday
at happy hour at Burt's Tiki Lounge.
408
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,267
I just want you to know,
409
00:23:22,351 --> 00:23:24,436
I'm proud of you
for coming out of your room.
410
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,148
I looked into home schooling. It turns
out your parents are your teachers.
411
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,818
That may not work for me.
412
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,363
It's always open.
413
00:23:36,365 --> 00:23:39,493
Oh, hey, Popko. Jackson's upstairs.
Not that I care.
414
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:41,537
I came here to see you.
415
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,288
What's up with this video of me?
416
00:23:43,372 --> 00:23:45,249
What video of you?
417
00:23:57,344 --> 00:23:58,720
"Bobby Poopko"?
418
00:23:59,346 --> 00:24:00,848
This is so mean!
419
00:24:00,931 --> 00:24:02,641
- And yet so funny!
- I know, right?
420
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:05,310
You're gonna be sorry
for posting that, Ramona.
421
00:24:05,394 --> 00:24:06,812
I didn't post it.
422
00:24:06,895 --> 00:24:07,813
I did.
423
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:09,815
You did?
424
00:24:09,898 --> 00:24:11,692
What goes around comes around.
425
00:24:11,775 --> 00:24:12,609
And farts.
426
00:24:15,737 --> 00:24:17,155
Not funny, punk!
427
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:20,450
You wanna fight? Let's take this outside.
428
00:24:20,534 --> 00:24:23,328
Yeah, I would, but the pollen count
is through the roof.
429
00:24:23,954 --> 00:24:24,872
What?
430
00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,749
But you see how mad you are right now?
431
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,460
That's how you made Ramona feel
with that hippo thing.
432
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,297
Wait, you posted that?
433
00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:36,216
What if I did? You deserved it.
434
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,551
What did I do?
435
00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:40,137
You dissed him in front of his friends.
436
00:24:41,138 --> 00:24:42,890
Just because someone says no to you,
437
00:24:42,973 --> 00:24:45,058
it doesn't give you
the right to be a bully.
438
00:24:45,142 --> 00:24:47,060
You really hurt my feelings.
439
00:24:48,812 --> 00:24:49,646
OK.
440
00:24:50,272 --> 00:24:51,148
I'm sorry.
441
00:24:52,816 --> 00:24:54,318
I just said I was sorry.
442
00:24:57,070 --> 00:24:58,530
I must really like you.
443
00:25:00,490 --> 00:25:02,576
Well, you have a funny way of showing it.
444
00:25:03,201 --> 00:25:05,370
Look, let me make it up to you.
445
00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:07,998
There's one DiGiorno left
with your name on it.
446
00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:11,543
Maybe another time.
447
00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:14,212
Another rejection?
448
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:17,049
Man, I gotta get me a new hat.
449
00:25:20,010 --> 00:25:21,136
I gotta go too.
450
00:25:21,762 --> 00:25:25,098
But what you did for Ramona
was really sweet.
451
00:25:25,182 --> 00:25:27,017
I was just looking out for her.
452
00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:33,315
Uh, remember yesterday
when I said I almost considered
453
00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:35,734
sorta kinda maybe liking you a little?
454
00:25:35,817 --> 00:25:38,695
Now I sorta kinda maybe really do.
455
00:25:40,197 --> 00:25:42,032
Well, I really like you.
456
00:25:43,951 --> 00:25:45,661
Yeah, I kinda had a hunch.
457
00:25:46,828 --> 00:25:48,956
Do you wanna eat lunch
tomorrow at school?
458
00:25:49,665 --> 00:25:51,708
Yeah, I eat lunch every day.
459
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:54,169
I mean, with me.
460
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:56,421
Oh. Yeah. That's even better.
461
00:25:57,464 --> 00:25:59,049
Great, it's a date.
462
00:25:59,132 --> 00:26:00,676
Yeah, it's a date.
463
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,178
See ya.
464
00:26:03,971 --> 00:26:05,472
Did you see that?!
465
00:26:07,182 --> 00:26:09,309
I just got a real date with Lola!
466
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:10,602
And I wasn't even trying!
467
00:26:10,686 --> 00:26:12,312
Yes, yes, yes! Thank you!
468
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,564
And what did you learn?
469
00:26:14,648 --> 00:26:17,109
That the ladies dig Action Jackson.
470
00:26:21,697 --> 00:26:23,865
Anyway, thanks for having my back.
471
00:26:24,658 --> 00:26:25,617
It's all good.
472
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:28,537
You're kinda like my sister.
473
00:26:29,162 --> 00:26:31,081
Well, you're kinda like my brother.
474
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:34,292
Why do I feel like we should hug?
475
00:26:36,253 --> 00:26:39,131
'Cause it's mandatory in this family.
Come on, bring it in.
476
00:26:43,677 --> 00:26:45,012
Aww!
477
00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:48,724
- Too late, we saw you!
- You guys!
478
00:26:49,850 --> 00:26:51,143
- Oh, man...
- Come on, come on.
479
00:26:51,226 --> 00:26:52,477
- All right.
- Mom.
480
00:26:52,561 --> 00:26:53,937
Are these turnips?
481
00:26:54,521 --> 00:26:55,522
Yes, Max.
482
00:26:56,148 --> 00:27:00,068
Wow, it really is a miracle.
I didn't even plant turnips.
483
00:27:03,905 --> 00:27:05,198
Aw.
484
00:27:05,782 --> 00:27:07,576
♪ One, two, three, four... ♪