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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
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♪ Everybody eventually
Says that they're as lost as you ♪
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♪ So everybody shout it together ♪
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♪ Hey! Don't sell your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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OK, people, who can tell me
what Thanksgiving is all about?
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Fernando.
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Giving thanks for all our blessings.
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Wrong.
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Thanksgiving is about me.
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Me hosting the perfect Thanksgiving!
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Which takes macrothinking, micromanaging
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and a little microwaving.
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It's gonna be a very full house,
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so here is your schedule
of tomorrow's activities,
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suggested dress code and a voucher
good for one six-minute shower.
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Do I really have to specify
light or dark meat right now?
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Of course not.
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You have until 4:00.
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Even Dad wasn't this neurotic.
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And he used to vacuum the fridge.
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OK, make fun of me if you want,
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but now that Dad lives in L.A.
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and Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky
are there too,
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and Joey's stuck in Vegas,
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this is our one chance all year
to get the whole family together.
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And that's why this has to be
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the best Thanksgiving
in the history of Thanksgivings!
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Ah, you are something cute
with your holiday spirit.
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Aw, and you are something cute
when you tell me I'm something cute.
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Grandpa Danny's here!
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Oh! OK, let's go!
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Grab the sleeping chart.
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I'm so excited to meet
your dad and his wife.
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Oh, well, Teri's with her family,
but you're gonna love my dad.
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I haven't seen Old Man
Tanner in 20 years.
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Now he's gonna be Older Man Tanner.
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I'm sure you remember,
but he's not a big fan of the Gibblers.
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Yeah, so nobody tell him
that I'm dating Jimmy Gibbler.
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In that case, call me Jimmy Gobbler.
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In honor of Thanksgiving, you know.
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OK.
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- Hey!
- Hey, my peeps!
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What's crack-a-lackin'?
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Yo, family fist bumps, come on.
All around.
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Yeah, and et cetera.
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- Is that your Ferrari on the sidewalk?
- True dat.
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Should have seen me
blazing through Fresno.
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This dude gives me
a look like, "Let's go",
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and I give him a look like, "It's on",
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and then I just blew the doors
right off his Prius.
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Up high, my posse.
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Yeah!
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And et cetera.
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Uh, excuse me, sir,
but have you seen our dad?
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Because, if you do,
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could you tell him that we're
very concerned about whatever this is?
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Most def, Steph.
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Excuse me. Dad, this is my boyfriend,
Doctor Matt Harmon.
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It's great to finally
meet you, Mr Tanner.
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Ah. So you and Donna Jo
been getting jiggy with it?
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Urban Dictionary. Look it up.
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And Aunt Stephanie is dating
Kimmy's brother, Jimmy Gobbler.
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Max, we just discussed this.
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What? I said Gobbler, not Gibbler.
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You're dating a Gibbler?
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Down low, home slice.
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Up top, white bread.
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Yeah!
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Chest bump!
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- Ow.
- Sorry.
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Beware the pit bull.
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Dad, according to my sleeping chart,
you're back in your old room.
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Oh, sweet! Back in the OG crib.
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Mac Danny, out.
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I don't know what he's
on, but I like him.
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It's Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky.
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Aw, those two are just like Kimmy and I.
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So crazy in love.
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You promised to stop talking about it.
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You're the one talking about it.
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Because you can't stop talking about it.
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Hi.
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- Are you and Aunt Becky fighting?
- No.
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We're just expressing our love loudly.
That's how much we love each other.
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Right, Honey Bear?
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You got it, Butter Nuts.
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See? We're not fighting. Butter Nuts?
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Steph.
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- Hey, Uncle Jesse.
- Hi.
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It's our cousins, Nicky and Alex.
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Oh, hey, guys!
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Or Alex and Nicky.
I can never tell them apart.
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Look, the boys brought fish tacos from
their mildly successful fish taco truck.
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That I paid for.
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Yes, which reminds us,
the refrigerator broke.
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So eat up before the mayo turns rancid.
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Deej, where are we staying?
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Oh. All four of you
are back in your old room.
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Feel free to use my hair gel, my mousse,
my dippity-do...
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Amateur. I got this covered.
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Max, everyone who's coming is here.
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No, they're not.
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Happy turkey day!
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Uh-oh. Ginger disappeared.
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That's what you get
when you marry a magician.
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Do you believe in...
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magic?
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I believe in RSVPs.
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What are you guys doing here?
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You didn't RSVP?
I thought you did.
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Jinx, buy me a coke!
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Yeah, OK... Um...
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Let me check, yeah, we can, um...
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I'll squeeze you in.
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Yeah, I don't know what I'd have done
if you'd brought your kids.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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They seem adorable.
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Oh, yeah, so do koala bears.
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Until they rip your face off.
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Say "Hello" to America's
next great singing sensation,
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The Gladstone Four!
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Jerry, Lewis, Phyllis and Joan.
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You guys have gotten so big.
How old are you now?
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- Five.
- Six.
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- Seven.
- Eight.
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OK, well, uh...
The boys can bunk with Jackson and Max.
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And the girls are with Ramona.
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Thanks, DJ. Come on, Gladstone Four,
let's go upstairs.
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One, two, three, four!
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Up we go to the second floor!
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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Climbing stairs is really great!
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Oh, did I hit the jackpot or what?
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Jess, I'd like to put this argument aside
until after Thanksgiving.
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- That's what I want.
- I just wanna have a fun weekend.
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- That's what I want.
- Then I wanna adopt a baby.
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That's not what I want.
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I'm serious. I have baby fever.
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Maybe it's allergies, take a Claritin.
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Becky, as you know,
I'm a man of a certain...
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age.
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- You can't say it, can you?
- And you'd better not either.
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If we adopt a kid now,
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by the time it's in junior high school,
I'll be on my third hip.
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Jesse, you are in incredible shape.
You could wear my jeans!
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In fact, you are.
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I like the way they hug my curves.
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Bec, I've finally got you to myself.
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The boys are on their own,
they're all grown up.
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Mom, did you pack my retainer?
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- Yeah, next to your Flintstone vitamins.
- Yes!
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See? Don't you just love
those parenting moments?
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Not that much, no.
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I got an idea, why don't we go away?
Just you and me. We'll go on a safari.
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We'll sleep with lions circling our tent,
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it'll be fun, it'll be exciting,
it'll be baby-free.
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OK, fine, we'll go on a safari.
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Well, that backfired.
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Please don't make me go on a safari.
Lions scare me.
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You don't know what you want!
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Mom has a good point, Dad.
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Hey, I gave you that fish taco truck,
I can take it away.
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Dad's got a good point, Mom.
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What is going on in here?
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We're playing dress-up.
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Look at me, I'm Ramona.
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I wear makeup.
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Who told you you could
wear my clothes and my makeup?
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This is so uncool.
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I'm Ramona,
and I use big words like "So uncool."
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Why don't you guys take off my stuff
and let's play Clean Up My Room.
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We have a better idea.
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Let's have...
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a pillow fight!
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What? Oh.
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Please. Stop that.
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Stop that.
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You know, I always wanted sisters.
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Now I don't.
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Come on, guys. Seriously?
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This is all your fault!
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They said it was a magic trick.
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They lied to me!
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You're supposed to be
smarter than a 7-year-old.
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Ooh! Dirty laundry!
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- Oh, no, come on guys, seriously?
- No, that's ten days old!
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That's... Oh, God!
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Oh, dude! It smells!
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Is that my gym shorts?
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Let's get out of here.
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- Hey.
- Get me out!
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Those kids are animals.
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That's insulting to animals.
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Ooh.
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Ah!
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Yay!
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Can you move that kid?
I need a place to crash.
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Are you and Aunt Becky OK?
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Oh, yeah, we're great.
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You know, sometimes we like
to sleep in separate rooms
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and then later I sneak in
as TSA Officer Jesse.
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I make her take her shoes off
and I pat her down thoroughly.
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TSA Officer Jesse's
not sneaking back in tonight.
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Here's your toothbrush
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and your hairnet.
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Hey, homies, I'm home-y.
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I just threw up in my eyes.
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Funny story, I was just hoverboarding
down at the end of the pier
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and suddenly the icy waters of the bay
just beckoned to me,
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so me being the devil-may-care
dare-devil that I be,
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I just got all naked
and I just dived right in.
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Wait, you actually went skinny dipping
in the bay at night?
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Oh, yeah.
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And it was exhilarating at first,
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until these sketchy thug types,
they stole all my threads.
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So then I had to nude hoverboard
over to a nearby church
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and I fetched these
out of the donation bins.
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How do you like me now?
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Sorry, I was just daydreaming
about your nude hoverboarding.
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Hey, Dad, can Uncle Jesse crash with you?
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Things are a little rocky
with him and Aunt Becky.
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Oh, really? You wanna talk about it?
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No.
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OK, then you can crash with me.
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Mom, we cannot stay in our own rooms.
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You have to get rid of Joey's kids.
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Yeah, they're criminally insane.
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That's insulting to the
criminally insane.
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I know they're a handful.
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Tell you what, just sleep with us tonight
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and we'll make it
a Fuller family slumber party.
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Did someone say slumber party?
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Where is everybody?
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They're 90 minutes late
for the family photo.
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They're out having fun playing football.
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Sweetie, you seem a little grumpy.
Did you get any sleep last night?
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00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,250
Well, not much.
255
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,085
I mean, Tommy was crying,
256
00:14:46,168 --> 00:14:47,378
Stephanie was snoring,
257
00:14:47,461 --> 00:14:50,381
there were six kids getting up to pee
and the one kid who didn't.
258
00:14:54,635 --> 00:14:56,262
Well, you know what you need.
259
00:14:56,345 --> 00:15:01,934
Yeah, what I need are all 23 people to
adhere to my carefully crafted schedule.
260
00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:05,813
I was thinking more like a kiss.
261
00:15:06,897 --> 00:15:09,567
Well, that would cut into
my basting time, but...
262
00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:11,527
it would stop me from complaining.
263
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:16,991
Happy Thanks... What the heck?
264
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,288
- Steve!
- Steve.
265
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:24,624
Yeah, I'm Steve.
266
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,251
What is going on here?
267
00:15:27,335 --> 00:15:28,419
Uh.
268
00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:31,422
Yeah, you tell him, Matt.
He's your best bud.
269
00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:35,718
Yeah, but you guys go way back.
270
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:39,180
In fact... I'm gonna go wait in the car.
271
00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:44,018
No, what...
What we're trying to say is, um...
272
00:15:44,894 --> 00:15:49,065
Well... Matt and I just started dating.
273
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,650
- No...
- Ah!
274
00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:53,778
...way, Jose!
275
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,782
Wow! Isn't that great?
276
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,952
I always thought that you guys
would make the loveliest couple.
277
00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:04,997
You know, we should all get together
for a really big dinner.
278
00:16:05,081 --> 00:16:06,207
Oh, wait, we are!
279
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:11,253
You know, um...
As long as you guys are happy,
280
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,047
I'm super cool with this.
281
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,507
All right, I mean, besides,
282
00:16:15,257 --> 00:16:16,884
I am totally in love with DJ.
283
00:16:19,303 --> 00:16:20,429
I mean CJ.
284
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,014
C. With a C.
285
00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:23,599
Not a D. And then a J.
286
00:16:26,227 --> 00:16:27,103
DJ.
287
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,604
Wait.
288
00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:31,315
I mean CJ!
289
00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:36,904
He does that a lot.
290
00:16:39,156 --> 00:16:41,325
Hey, we're back!
291
00:16:45,579 --> 00:16:50,835
You're late! There's no time to change
for the family photo, let's go people!
292
00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:53,671
In the living room. Around the couch.
293
00:16:53,754 --> 00:16:57,299
Smallest to tallest.
Smallest to tallest, please.
294
00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:01,345
Keep moving, people,
let's go, let's go...
295
00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:02,304
Move it!
296
00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:04,807
Guess who won the game?
297
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,687
What... What happened to you?
298
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:10,855
Life, yo.
299
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,067
I went long and ended up deep.
300
00:17:16,193 --> 00:17:17,570
You know what, DJ?
301
00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:19,447
Mud feels good.
302
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:31,625
- Excuse me.
- Whoa, get away from me, you're filthy.
303
00:17:34,795 --> 00:17:37,381
Bad enough having to
share a bed with you last night.
304
00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:52,021
Jesse, you know that's not what happened.
305
00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:02,698
It ain't like you ran away.
306
00:18:05,326 --> 00:18:07,912
OK, everyone. Gather round the couch.
307
00:18:07,995 --> 00:18:09,955
I'm way behind schedule.
308
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:11,165
Cut it out.
309
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,251
Ramona, that's not how you say it.
310
00:18:14,335 --> 00:18:16,295
It's not angry, it's playful.
311
00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:18,506
Let's how her, gang.
312
00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:23,427
Cut it out!
Jinx, buy me a coke!
313
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:28,015
OK, guys, I need you to focus.
314
00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:30,351
Is anyone even listening to me?
315
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:31,977
Thanks, Dad.
316
00:18:32,061 --> 00:18:35,856
Jess, look at how cute
his little face is!
317
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,107
Aw.
318
00:18:37,441 --> 00:18:39,527
Don't you wanna adopt one of these?
319
00:18:40,778 --> 00:18:42,738
Oh, my gosh, are you
guys adopting a baby?
320
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,615
That's amazing!
321
00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:47,952
We're not adopting a baby.
322
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,122
See why I didn't wanna bring this up?
323
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,834
You think this family will take
the side of a guy who's anti-baby?
324
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,962
See? Now I'm the bad guy.
325
00:18:58,045 --> 00:18:59,547
I don't think you're a bad guy.
326
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,215
You just hate babies.
327
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:04,468
This is the last time I'm gonna ask.
328
00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:07,179
Line up and look happy
for crying out loud.
329
00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:09,598
Oh!
330
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,436
Lewis just gave me a wet willy.
331
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:21,652
OK, I give up.
332
00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:25,197
I am canceling the picture
and I'm not rescheduling.
333
00:19:25,281 --> 00:19:26,699
Your loss, people.
334
00:19:29,493 --> 00:19:32,037
Man, she's so uptight.
Where did she get that?
335
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:39,962
What happened to my perfect Thanksgiving?
336
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,256
Aw, come on, Deej.
337
00:19:42,339 --> 00:19:43,924
Today is all about family.
338
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,509
Don't let our family ruin that.
339
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,098
But Dad has lost his mind,
340
00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:52,975
Jesse and Becky won't stop bickering
341
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,352
and Joey's family
is totally out of control.
342
00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:59,356
- You know what we gotta do?
- Sneak off to Olive Garden.
343
00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:03,527
Tempting, but not yet.
344
00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:06,780
First, let's try to parent the parents.
345
00:20:06,864 --> 00:20:10,701
OK? I'll talk to Uncle Jesse,
Deej, you get Dad,
346
00:20:10,784 --> 00:20:12,161
Kimmy, you get the easy job.
347
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,456
Tell Joey his kids need to straighten up
or hit the bricks.
348
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:22,004
Stephanie's right.
It is up to us to save Thanksgiving.
349
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,673
Let's do it.
350
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,842
Today, we're the she-turkey pack.
351
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:27,801
Yeah!
352
00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:31,180
Come on, everybody, let's gobble-howl.
353
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,273
Well, sure, it looks dumb
if I'm the only one doing it, come on!
354
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:44,693
Get your wattle up, come on.
355
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,286
Dad,
356
00:20:54,828 --> 00:20:57,081
are you having
some kind of mid-life crisis?
357
00:20:58,332 --> 00:20:59,500
No.
358
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:02,878
I just started acting completely
different in the middle of my life.
359
00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:05,339
The middle?
360
00:21:08,258 --> 00:21:11,011
OK, I'm having a two-thirds-life crisis.
361
00:21:12,012 --> 00:21:13,639
It all started last week, Deej.
362
00:21:13,722 --> 00:21:16,475
I was dusting
the top of my big oak bookcase,
363
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,979
I hadn't wiped it down for, like,
three days. I know, shame on me.
364
00:21:20,854 --> 00:21:22,356
So, I'm standing on this stepstool
365
00:21:22,439 --> 00:21:25,025
and all of a sudden it gives way
and I fall to the ground,
366
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,903
and then the solid oak bookcase
starts coming towards me,
367
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,154
and it's gonna fall on me
368
00:21:29,238 --> 00:21:31,740
and I think to myself,
"You're gonna die right now,
369
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,327
and you just spent your whole life
being a cardigan-wearing,
370
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:37,246
hug-obsessed neat freak."
371
00:21:38,706 --> 00:21:42,292
And then I thought, "You know what?
With whatever time you've got left,
372
00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:44,169
you just put your pedal to the metal."
373
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:45,963
Wow.
374
00:21:48,757 --> 00:21:50,843
That was one slow-falling bookcase.
375
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:54,346
But go on.
376
00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:57,141
Well, luckily I was able to
get out of the way
377
00:21:57,224 --> 00:22:00,769
before I got impaled
by my incredibly heavy BAMPYA.
378
00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:07,317
Your Bay Area
Morning Personality of the Year Award?
379
00:22:07,401 --> 00:22:08,986
Yeah, my BAMPYA.
380
00:22:10,237 --> 00:22:12,948
So I got up and I went
straight to the Ferrari dealership.
381
00:22:13,824 --> 00:22:16,285
Yeah, about that Ferrari you bought,
382
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,412
is that really you, Dad?
383
00:22:18,495 --> 00:22:21,165
Well, to tell you the
truth it's a rental.
384
00:22:22,624 --> 00:22:25,753
And to be totally honest,
I miss my Honda Accord.
385
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:33,302
I hate cigars! Why am I doing this?
386
00:22:33,969 --> 00:22:35,512
I'm glad to hear you say that,
387
00:22:35,596 --> 00:22:40,768
because I miss my sweater-wearing,
Honda-loving nerd bomber dad.
388
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:44,480
Me too.
389
00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:46,940
He was adorable.
390
00:22:49,109 --> 00:22:51,069
DJ, it's just been weird.
391
00:22:51,612 --> 00:22:52,821
I just turned 60...
392
00:22:54,281 --> 00:22:55,783
and I just started thinking,
393
00:22:56,492 --> 00:22:57,951
"What's it all about?"
394
00:22:58,035 --> 00:23:00,079
Oh, well, that one's easy.
395
00:23:00,788 --> 00:23:03,415
Everyone in this house
is here because of you.
396
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:06,460
We're what it's all about.
397
00:23:09,171 --> 00:23:10,005
You're right.
398
00:23:11,298 --> 00:23:12,257
Thanks, Deej.
399
00:23:13,675 --> 00:23:16,386
Oh, man, I...
I want a hug so bad right now.
400
00:23:17,012 --> 00:23:18,222
Bring it in, Dad!
401
00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:19,598
Mmm.
402
00:23:19,681 --> 00:23:20,849
Oh...
403
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,726
Could I have an extra shower voucher?
404
00:23:24,394 --> 00:23:27,147
I got mud in places
that I didn't know mud could be.
405
00:23:35,697 --> 00:23:37,115
Boy, Kimmy.
406
00:23:37,199 --> 00:23:39,785
Your daughter's a slob!
407
00:23:42,579 --> 00:23:43,413
Joey,
408
00:23:44,331 --> 00:23:45,666
I need to say something
409
00:23:45,749 --> 00:23:47,626
and you're not gonna like it.
410
00:23:48,669 --> 00:23:52,673
But there are four people in this house
who are causing big problems.
411
00:23:53,382 --> 00:23:55,467
I think I know
where you're going with this.
412
00:23:56,051 --> 00:23:56,969
Oh.
413
00:23:57,052 --> 00:23:57,886
Good.
414
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:02,432
Yeah, they're annoying, obnoxious,
they get on people's nerves,
415
00:24:02,516 --> 00:24:04,142
I'm totally with you on this one.
416
00:24:04,893 --> 00:24:07,813
Great, so you'll tell them
to shape up or ship out?
417
00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:09,439
With pleasure.
418
00:24:09,523 --> 00:24:13,026
I'm gonna give Jesse, Becky
and the taco twins and earful.
419
00:24:13,569 --> 00:24:15,779
- No, wait, that's not what I meant.
- No, don't worry.
420
00:24:15,863 --> 00:24:17,573
I'll do it with a funny voice,
421
00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:19,449
so it won't sound so harsh.
422
00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:26,039
You know what, Kimmy, you have really
blossomed into a terrific young woman.
423
00:24:26,123 --> 00:24:30,210
Steph and DJ
are so lucky to have you here.
424
00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:31,169
Aw.
425
00:24:31,253 --> 00:24:34,089
Joey, we are so lucky to have you here.
426
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:35,340
Thanks.
427
00:24:35,424 --> 00:24:39,219
In fact, you and your family
can stay as long as you'd like.
428
00:24:41,096 --> 00:24:43,765
Kimmy, thank you so much,
the kids would love that!
429
00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:48,729
You know what?
We're gonna stay an extra week.
430
00:24:48,812 --> 00:24:50,731
Yes! Sounds good.
431
00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:54,610
That went well.
432
00:24:58,447 --> 00:25:00,365
Wait a minute, what are we doing in here?
433
00:25:01,491 --> 00:25:03,619
Look, Tommy likes a story
before he goes to bed
434
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:07,289
- and nobody reads better than you.
- I know what you're up to.
435
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,167
You're trying to trick me
into wanting a baby again
436
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:13,086
by showing me how much I love babies,
how much babies love me
437
00:25:13,170 --> 00:25:14,630
and by complimenting my hair.
438
00:25:15,964 --> 00:25:19,384
- I didn't compliment your hair.
- I know, I keep waiting. It looks awesome.
439
00:25:22,512 --> 00:25:23,972
Still waiting.
440
00:25:25,641 --> 00:25:28,393
- OK, your hair looks awesome.
- Hair flattery will get you nowhere.
441
00:25:28,477 --> 00:25:29,311
Wait.
442
00:25:30,604 --> 00:25:32,606
Look, I know that you're stubborn,
443
00:25:32,689 --> 00:25:34,775
but I also know
how much you love Aunt Becky.
444
00:25:34,858 --> 00:25:36,360
All right? Don't forget that.
445
00:25:37,194 --> 00:25:38,028
Here.
446
00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:40,113
- Come here, kid.
- Now...
447
00:25:40,197 --> 00:25:41,240
use your Elvis voice.
448
00:25:41,823 --> 00:25:42,699
Kids love that.
449
00:25:42,783 --> 00:25:43,742
I know I did.
450
00:25:46,161 --> 00:25:47,788
The Little Engine That Could...
451
00:25:47,871 --> 00:25:50,499
The King knows this one by heart.
All right.
452
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:54,336
Once upon a time, there was
a little itty bitty mystery train.
453
00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:57,047
It was going up the Hunka Hunka Hill
to get a clambake.
454
00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:58,715
And he said, "One for the money,
455
00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:01,009
I think I can, I think I can,
I think I can.
456
00:26:01,677 --> 00:26:02,719
Two for the show.
457
00:26:02,803 --> 00:26:04,972
I think I can, I think I can,
I think I can.
458
00:26:05,555 --> 00:26:09,059
Three to get ready and go cat, go!
Go cat go, go cat go...
459
00:26:09,142 --> 00:26:10,394
Ha ha!
460
00:26:11,144 --> 00:26:12,562
I love that story.
461
00:26:12,646 --> 00:26:14,564
Well, thank you very much.
462
00:26:16,733 --> 00:26:20,696
Jess, I was talking to Stephanie and...
maybe you're right.
463
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,698
Well, I like where this is going.
464
00:26:24,032 --> 00:26:27,244
You raised two boys with me
and three girls with Danny and Joey.
465
00:26:27,828 --> 00:26:30,664
You deserve to retire from diaper duty.
466
00:26:30,747 --> 00:26:31,790
What's the catch?
467
00:26:31,873 --> 00:26:34,126
Jess, I didn't wanna just
raise another child,
468
00:26:34,209 --> 00:26:36,086
I wanted to raise one with you.
469
00:26:36,169 --> 00:26:39,715
And if we're both not into this 100%,
then we shouldn't do it at all.
470
00:26:40,507 --> 00:26:42,801
Are you sure?
I know you really wanted this.
471
00:26:44,094 --> 00:26:45,178
Only if you did.
472
00:26:48,515 --> 00:26:50,600
Love you. Carry on, boys.
473
00:26:52,686 --> 00:26:54,438
You see that, kid? You see that?
474
00:26:54,521 --> 00:26:56,398
Now, that's a good woman right there.
475
00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:57,607
That is a good woman.
476
00:26:57,691 --> 00:27:00,193
When you get married,
you find a woman like Becky, OK?
477
00:27:02,779 --> 00:27:04,364
Go to sleep. Go to sleep.
478
00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:08,410
Ha, I've still got it.
479
00:27:12,289 --> 00:27:13,915
OK, I'm back on track.
480
00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:16,126
Where did all my food go?
481
00:27:16,209 --> 00:27:18,545
Oh, well, you seemed busy,
482
00:27:18,628 --> 00:27:21,840
so I gave you a little hand
with the food and the table.
483
00:27:21,923 --> 00:27:24,009
Oh, no, you shouldn't have done that.
484
00:27:24,092 --> 00:27:26,887
Nobody puts together
a better Thanksgiving table than...
485
00:27:28,096 --> 00:27:28,930
you!
486
00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:34,561
Where did you get the cornucopias?
487
00:27:35,896 --> 00:27:37,481
They were in my trunk.
488
00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:40,525
You never know.
489
00:27:52,329 --> 00:27:54,372
I thought this year
we'd be at the grown-up table.
490
00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:56,083
Mom, Alex is kicking me.
491
00:27:58,251 --> 00:28:00,670
And that's why
you're still at the kids' table.
492
00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:05,133
I'd like to make a toast, please.
493
00:28:06,134 --> 00:28:07,511
To my daughter, DJ.
494
00:28:07,594 --> 00:28:10,305
For reminding me what's
important in life.
495
00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:12,641
My beautiful family and friends.
496
00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:15,393
And for this incredible
Thanksgiving feast.
497
00:28:15,477 --> 00:28:17,395
Well, CJ helped a little.
498
00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:18,980
I told them.
499
00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:23,568
Cheers!
500
00:28:24,694 --> 00:28:26,363
I would like to make a toast.
501
00:28:26,988 --> 00:28:27,906
Um...
502
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:30,492
To the new couple, Matt and DJ.
503
00:28:31,993 --> 00:28:33,120
Who knows if it'll work out?
504
00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:37,541
The statistics say no.
505
00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:41,169
But... I'm pulling for you.
506
00:28:42,587 --> 00:28:45,632
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
507
00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:47,467
Well...
508
00:28:48,385 --> 00:28:50,429
let's hold hands, you too, kids,
509
00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:52,389
and let's give thanks.
510
00:28:52,973 --> 00:28:54,975
Dear God, thank you.
511
00:28:55,058 --> 00:28:57,644
We are so grateful
for this wonderful meal.
512
00:28:57,727 --> 00:29:00,647
And we're so fortunate
that we're all here together
513
00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:01,857
and we're healthy.
514
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:05,402
We miss Michelle, we hope
that she'll be with us next year.
515
00:29:06,528 --> 00:29:07,904
Come, it'll be fun.
516
00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:11,950
Amen.
517
00:29:12,033 --> 00:29:13,160
Amen.
518
00:29:13,243 --> 00:29:17,247
I'd like to say something
about my beautiful wife.
519
00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:20,333
Becky has such a big heart and she's
been saying that somewhere out there
520
00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:22,377
there's a kid that needs our love.
521
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,754
So I'm here to tell everyone,
522
00:29:24,838 --> 00:29:26,173
let's do this.
523
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,469
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
524
00:29:30,552 --> 00:29:31,678
We can adopt a baby?
525
00:29:31,761 --> 00:29:32,637
I'd like that.
526
00:29:32,721 --> 00:29:34,139
Oh.
527
00:29:34,222 --> 00:29:35,557
Have mercy.
528
00:29:45,859 --> 00:29:48,528
This may not be the best time...
529
00:29:55,785 --> 00:29:59,873
but Kimmy asked me to tell Jesse
and his family some difficult news.
530
00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:03,585
Definitely not the best time.
531
00:30:05,253 --> 00:30:08,423
I'd also like to thank Kimmy, uh,
532
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:11,426
for inviting me and my entire family
533
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,803
to stay, and I quote,
534
00:30:13,887 --> 00:30:16,932
"for as long as you'd like."
535
00:30:20,602 --> 00:30:22,646
I'm going to a motel.
536
00:30:24,272 --> 00:30:27,484
OK, everyone, grab some food.
Kids, come on over.
537
00:30:29,444 --> 00:30:30,987
Happy Thanksgiving!
538
00:30:33,782 --> 00:30:36,618
♪ La, la la la la la ♪
539
00:30:37,744 --> 00:30:39,829
♪ La, la la la la la ♪
540
00:30:41,748 --> 00:30:43,667
♪ Ooh ♪
541
00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:46,711
♪ Whatever happened to predictabililty? ♪
542
00:30:47,087 --> 00:30:50,882
♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
543
00:30:50,966 --> 00:30:57,639
♪ Everybody eventually
Says that they're as lost as you ♪
544
00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:02,394
♪ So everybody shout it together ♪
545
00:31:02,477 --> 00:31:08,692
♪ Hey! Don't sell your dreams so soon ♪
546
00:31:08,775 --> 00:31:12,362
♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
547
00:31:12,445 --> 00:31:16,408
♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
548
00:31:16,491 --> 00:31:20,120
♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
549
00:31:20,203 --> 00:31:23,707
♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
550
00:31:24,207 --> 00:31:26,251
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
551
00:31:26,334 --> 00:31:27,210
♪ Yeah ♪
552
00:31:27,294 --> 00:31:30,797
♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
553
00:31:31,214 --> 00:31:36,386
♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
554
00:31:36,469 --> 00:31:38,096
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
555
00:31:38,179 --> 00:31:40,307
♪ La, la la la la la ♪
556
00:31:41,975 --> 00:31:44,102
♪ Ooh ♪