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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Mom, we need to talk.
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What are you doing?
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I'm hand making your costume.
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Why, you ask,
would I go to all the trouble
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when all the other moms go to the store
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and buy something cheap, generic
and possibly flammable?
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It's not because those mothers
love their children any less,
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it's just that I love you more.
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Yeah. So listen.
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Plus I am crazy about Halloween.
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Oh, getting dressed up,
going trick or treating with you guys,
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stealing your candy while you're asleep.
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Mom, we can't go trick or treating.
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We're a neighborhood joke.
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- What are you talking about?
- Taylor.
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Hello, Doctor Fuller.
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You're looking well.
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Skip the chit-chat. Tell my mom
what you wrote on your blog.
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You guys have
the lamest Halloween house in town.
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Lame?
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Lame how?
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Boring decorations,
a bowl of raisins instead of candy...
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OK, thank you, Taylor.
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And let's not forget
the pamphlets about juvenile diabetes.
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She gets it. Thanks for stopping by.
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Goodbye, Doctor Fuller.
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And may I say,
you're having a tremendous hair day.
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Oh, thanks for noticing, Taylor.
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Yeah, I'm using this new conditioner...
Why am I telling him?
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"Lamest house in town."
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Mom, how could you do this to me?
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Look, this should not be
about assigning blame.
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But it's all your Grandpa Danny's fault.
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We just moved in here.
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I say Halloween night we turn off all
the lights and check into a cheap motel.
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Max, do not despair.
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I'm in charge now.
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And since I am the queen of Halloween,
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I'm gonna throw a spooky party
for you and your friends.
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Go on.
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But not just any spooky party.
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The spookiest, scariest,
most terrifying party ever.
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Will it impress Taylor?
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Taylor? Pfff. Oh please.
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Answer the question.
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Yes, it will impress Taylor.
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That's the answer I was looking for.
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Hey, Deej.
Don't you love this time of year?
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You'll never guess
who we're gonna be for Halloween.
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Do not bother trying.
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In a million years, you will never guess.
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Lucy and Ricky.
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Nope, try again.
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Oh, wait, you got it.
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We will make the perfect Lucy and Ricky.
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Just like Lucy, Kimmy is adorably wacky.
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And just like Ricky,
Fernando has a cute Latino accent.
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You think so?
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Myself, I do not hear it.
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Oh, Kimmy,
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can Gibbler Style Party Planning
help me throw a Halloween party for Max?
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Of course.
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What's the theme?
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Halloween.
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I like it.
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Now, I'll need my standard
$5,000 non-refundable deposit.
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Kimmy, you and your entire family
live in this house for free.
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Fine, it's refundable.
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I'm so glad you're doing this.
Do you read Taylor's blog?
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He said this is the lamest house in town.
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I can't believe my son's
best friend is such a pain in the butt.
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Oh, now I know how my dad felt about you.
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Aww.
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I mean, hey!
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Yo-ho, Steph-o.
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Oh, hey, Jimmy.
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'Sup?
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Nothin'.
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I love our banter.
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Oh, hey, you wanna go out this Halloween?
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I'd love to.
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Aaaah...
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What? It's a ghost.
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Oh, good, I thought it was, like,
an old person expressing disappointment.
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So what do you have in mind?
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Oh, well, I got us two tickets to go to
Mighty Mountain's Haunted Halloween.
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Ooh, that sounds like fun.
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It does, but then I thought,
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"What's more fun than being scared?
Being the scarer."
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And then I thought,
"I'll get us jobs playing zombies."
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And then I did.
All we have to do is go like this....
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What? That's a zombie.
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Oh. I thought is was
a goat with chronic asthma.
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You got me back.
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I love our banter.
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- Hi, Steph.
- Hey.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, guys, I've got two extra tickets
to Haunted Halloween, you want 'em?
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Oh, actually, I'm planning
a family Halloween here at home.
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Yeah, we'll take 'em.
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Thanks, Uncle Jimmy!
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Are you sure you wanna miss
family Halloween?
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We always go trick or treating together.
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And then later,
I'm throwing a spooky party for Max.
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Come on, Mom. We're too mature
for all that little kid stuff. We're 13.
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Yeah, if this were Frontier times,
we'd be married.
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Ew.
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Not to each other.
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Ew.
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Ramona, let's decide on your costume,
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you don't wanna end up
being something boring like a kitty cat.
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Oh, I was a kitty cat last year.
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You're a kitty cat every year.
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So? You're a sexy nurse every year.
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Well, actually I'm just a nurse,
but thank you.
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Sorry Mom,
but we're going to Haunted Halloween.
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And we're not wearing dumb costumes.
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Or going to a lame kiddie party.
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And we're gonna Uber
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so we don't have to be embarrassed
by having our parents drop us off.
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But we're really sad
we're gonna miss the fun tonight.
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Yeah, we are. And we're gonna be
out late, so don't wait up.
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Joke's on them. I'm gonna wait up.
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DJ, I'm sorry I ruined
your family Halloween,
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I should have checked with you
about the tickets first.
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Oh, that's all right.
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You couldn't have known that this might
be my last Halloween with all my boys
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before they grow up,
move out and never call.
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Well, as long as I'm off the hook.
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We could ask for the tickets back
if you want.
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No, it's fine. They can go.
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Man, time sure flies.
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One minute, Jackson and Ramona are
holding our hands to cross the street,
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and the next minute they want
nothing to do with us.
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Oh, Deej.
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Teenagers are like birds.
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If they fly away,
they were never yours to begin with.
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That makes no sense.
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Shh.
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I know it doesn't.
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I love Lucy.
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And I love Ricky.
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Oh, look! You even got a conga.
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Of course.
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It's for my performance tonight.
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What performance?
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At Max's party.
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I said to myself,
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"What would a group of 8-year-olds
want to see on Halloween?"
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And then it hit me.
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Ricky Ricardo singing in Spanish.
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Hey, what if you had a beautiful redhead
performing with you?
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Who did you have in mind?
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Carrot Top?
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Me.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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Ricky always performs alone.
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Watch any episode.
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You must promise me
you will not interfere with my show.
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No funny business, OK?
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Oh, don't you worry about me.
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It's Lucy you have to worry about.
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Tommy, what does the bear say?
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Roooaaarrrrr...
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Close enough.
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Our costumes make no sense.
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Whoever heard of Goldilocks
and the two bears?
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You know why there isn't a third bear.
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Hey, Mom, I need 40 bucks.
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- How about 20?
- Sure, that's all I really needed.
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Thanks for bailing, Jackson.
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Sorry, but trick or treating
is for little kids.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You do know
that you're the momma bear, right?
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No I'm not.
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Am I?
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Of course not. You're the middle bear.
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Then why do have
a big pink bow on my butt?
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Because you're... the bear that supports
breast cancer research.
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Well, that's a very important cause.
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Who looks stupid now?
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OK, Steph, here comes Jackson and Ramona.
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You ready to zombie?
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Do I look ready?
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Do I sound ready?
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These theme parks aren't that scary.
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Whoa!
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This is so much cooler
than a party full of 8-year-olds.
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Yeah, good one, big dude.
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- These are so fake.
- You're fake.
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Come. Be my bride. Forever.
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Who, me?
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No.
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Him!
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You see what I did there?
I flipped the joke.
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Enter, young teens. If you dare...
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Do we dare?
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Of course we dare.
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You dare first.
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Fresh brains.
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I'm not clear on the
whole storyline here.
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Were you invented in the lab
or did you break into the lab?
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Who are you, the logic police?
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Get out!
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The door is locked.
No one's going anywhere.
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I was a hall monitor last year
and that's against fire regulations.
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Silence, nerd.
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I'm not scared of you.
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We know.
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We're sucking the thoughts
right out of your brains.
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Then what am I thinking?
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Your feet hurt.
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From dance class.
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Whoa! How did you know that?
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And you.
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- Why aren't you home with your family?
- You're not reading my mind.
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You could say that about any teenager.
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You skipped your brother's party
and you broke your mother's heart.
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OK, that one seemed more about me.
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Well, uh, we're gonna head out now.
If you could just... unlock the door.
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Not gonna happen, Jackson.
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They know your name.
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- Zip it, Ramona.
- And they know mine!
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You two should have stayed
at home with your families.
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If you let me go,
that's exactly what I'll do.
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Their brains are too small to eat.
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Not worth the hassle.
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Like crab legs.
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We promise we'll go straight home.
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Go. Now.
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Before Uber surge pricing kicks in.
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That was easier than I thought.
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Yeah.
I loved your Uber line.
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Aww.
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Hey, hey, hey,
no fraternizing between characters,
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it's grounds for immediate dismissal.
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What about you, Randy? I saw you
smoking in the haunted corn maze.
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I was vaping.
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I'm a vaping vampire.
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Hey, kids! What's this I see?
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Could it be a dog possessed by a demon?
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That's not scary.
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That's adorable.
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OK, check this out.
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Who wants to reach into
the bucket of terror
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and feel real human eyeballs?
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Peeled grapes?
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What's so scary? Are they not organic?
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OK, listen, kid.
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Halloween requires
a certain suspension of disbelief.
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It also requires
a certain level of production quality.
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Mom? A word, please.
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When we first discussed this party,
the word "Spooky" was thrown around.
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Oh, it's about to get spooky up in here.
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Up in here.
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OK. Everyone, gather round.
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Now we all know the story
of Goldilocks and the Three Bears,
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but not everyone knows
how it really ends.
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Goldilocks runs away.
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Yes, she runs away.
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But not before the bears...
chopped off her hand!
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$13.99 at Burt's Halloween Shop.
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Look who's here to save your party.
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Be my guest. Tough room.
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Niños,
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let's travel back to a terrifying time,
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when TV was in black and white
and there were only three channels.
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And if you went to the bathroom,
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you actually missed
part of the show forever.
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So now, I present to you
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TV legend Ricky Ricardo,
performing his signature song, "Babalu".
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Please enjoy, but do not sing along.
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Lucy, you have some explaining to do.
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No I don't, I've got some singing to do!
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What are you doing, Lucy?
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Babalu-ing, Ricky.
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Lucy, you promised not to do this.
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You know I wanna be in show business.
Maybe I'll get discovered tonight.
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By who? They're 8-year-olds!
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You never consider my feelings.
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OK, I'm considering your feelings now.
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And I'm considering, and they're wrong!
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What am I supposed to do?
Sit in the corner with Fred and Ethel?
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You're so selfish.
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Hah! I'm selfish?
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Lucy, this time you've taken it too far.
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Waaa-ha-ha-ha.
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Waaa-ha-ha-ha.
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Waaa?
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Wow.
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Wasn't that... a thing you saw?
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This party is a baba-loser.
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Max.
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe this party wasn't the scariest.
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But Taylor's attitude did not help.
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Agh!
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And I had nothing to do with that.
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What a disaster.
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The only good thing that happened tonight
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is that I raised breast cancer awareness.
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Hi, Mom. So good to be home.
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Oh, what are you guys
doing home so early?
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Well, we knew you felt bad
about us not being here.
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So we decided to make our parents happy.
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It was the right thing to do.
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We're very proud of you.
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Got ya!
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We knew it was the two of you all along.
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Yeah, no, you didn't.
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Is it still too late to be invited
to the 8-year-old party?
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No. But I have to warn you,
it's not very scary.
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That's OK,
we've had enough scary for one night.
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But that party could be scarier.
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Did you guys happen to make
any monster friends at the park?
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Well, the severed heads
were pretty snooty,
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but the ghouls were cool.
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I felt like that killer clown
was hitting on me all night.
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I hate to burst your bubble,
but that smile was painted on.
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What?
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Hold on to that Viking hat, Taylor.
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This party's about the get super scary.
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Why?
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Are you bringing out
more sugar-free skeleton cookies?
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Don't worry! It's not real.
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I think.
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- Hey, Taylor.
- How do you know my name?
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Max told us to eat your brains.
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You should eat his brains.
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We already did.
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That was our amuse-bouche.
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You're next, Taylor.
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Mommy!
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Way to go, kids! Way to go, monsters!
We scared Taylor pretty good!
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Best Halloween ever.
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Here, Max. Try some brain food.
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Mmm! I'm delicious!
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Hey, Mom, can you come in here?
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Oh, my three little bears!
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I can't believe
you wanted me to wear this in public.
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Yeah, now that I see it,
you may have a point.
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- I'm giving you one bear photo.
- Really?
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But you cannot post it
on Facebook, Instagram,
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Snapchat, Twitter, Pinterest
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or any medium that exists now
or may exist in the future.
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Deal.
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Aww. But you'll always be
my three little bears.
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OK, let's not make this a thing.
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I'll make it a thing.
I like being your little bear.
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00:23:08,837 --> 00:23:11,548
Fine. I guess I like being
your little bear too.
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00:23:12,341 --> 00:23:13,383
Aww.
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00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:16,303
I know you don't mean that,
but it's so sweet you said it.
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00:23:17,721 --> 00:23:20,474
Oh, I love you boys so much.
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00:23:20,557 --> 00:23:23,101
Hey, can somebody take this picture?
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Happy to help.
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00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:31,652
By the way, these sugar-free
skeleton cookies are to die for.
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Yeah, can you just take the picture?
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Kimmy, I'm really, really sorry.
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That did not sound sincere.
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It was sincere the first 25 times.
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Now I'm a little bit on autopilot.
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It is true.
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I should have invited Lucy
to perform with Ricky.
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00:24:01,181 --> 00:24:02,349
Yes, you should have.
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Although in 181 episodes,
that never happened once.
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I'm not mad about not being in the show.
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I'm mad because
you didn't want me in the show.
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We got a couples costume
so we could enjoy Halloween together.
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I feel terrible.
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Please,
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let me make it up to you.
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Only if it involves
something we can do together.
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It does not.
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But you're still going to love it.
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♪ I love Kimmy and she loves me ♪
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♪ We're as happy as two can be ♪
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♪ Sometimes we quarrel ♪
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♪ But then, how we love making up again ♪
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♪ Kimmy kisses like no one can ♪
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♪ She's my missus and I'm her man ♪
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♪ And life is heaven, you see ♪
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♪ 'Cause I love Kimmy ♪
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♪ Yes, I love Kimmy ♪
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♪ And Kimmy loves ♪
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♪ Me ♪
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Oh, Ricky.
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Oh Lucy.
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪