''Firstweusedto say sorry andthank you.''
''We usedto drink from thesame well.''
''Firstweusedto say sorry andthank you.''
''We usedto drink from thesame well.''
''Now wewill show them. Wewill taunt them.''
''Wewill make their daughter our daughter-in-law.''
''Theymademany rules and regulations.''
''They fooled naivelndians.''
''Theymademany rules and regulations.''
''They fooled naivelndians.''
''Now we will teach them alesson. Theywill serve us.''
''Now we shall stayhere and dictateour rules!''
Hi.
Thesearethefields ofmy village.
And this is my village.
My villageis just like any other village.
Kids fightingwithout a reason..
And seniors giving their unsolicited advices.
Obama should've madeOsama apologisebeforekilling him.
True.
Butmy villageis more backward and illiteratethan others.
lt still has bathrooms without doors.
Anyonewho wishes to visit ithas his own style of signaling.
And the one who is insidehas his own signal.
But did you notesomething?
My village is illiterate then whyis thesign board in English?
Gents toilet.
Look overthere.
Cattleshit should bethrown here.
These English signboards havebeen placed by Mr. Najjar Singh.
Andthere's along story behind English signboards.
lt was in the year 1941..
Papa, l wantto eat curd.
Who eats curd at this hour, son?
l wantto eat it! l want it! l want it! l wantit!
Long live.. - Revolution!
Charge!
Being a victim to Englishmen's assault, his father passed away.
Englishmen!
NajjarSingh was furious, but he couldn't do anything as he was small.
But hedecided that he shall seek revenge forthis.
Butby the timehegrew up, and was capable enough to seek revenge..
Englishmen had left the country.
His heart was filled with hatred for foreigners.
Englishmen left but they left English behind.
Henceto seek revengehe started writing English at all bad places.
'Do not spit here.'
'Gents toilet.'
'Cattleshit should bethrown here.'
Albert shouldn't get away! Peterson should never come back!
No, heisn't following any foreigner.
They aremakingthewild, infiltrating cattleleavetheirfields.
They havegiven them English names.
lt helps them savetheir harvest and thrash some English as well.
This poor soul must bewondering thatthe English leftthecountry..
..but they got them trapped into this mess.
Anyway, this is Najjar Singh's mansion.
Thereason for all this decoration?
His eldest grandson is returning from Canada after completing his education and.
You mustbewondering when Najjar Singh is so against foreigners..
..then how could his grandson go abroad for education?
Grandpa!
l can't tell you everything, can l?
Here you go!
God bless you.
lts been so long.
lt's okay. You have returned afterthree years.
Thesoil ofthis village wishes to embrace you.
Then itshould troubleonly him.
Whyis it tryingto enter my eyes?
l stayhere.
Stop your nonsense, Mann sahib.
You insult peoplein such a waythat onecannot even object.
You address meas sahib..
Grandpa, so much decoration to welcome me?
lts not to welcome you, it's to trap you.
You aregetting betrothed rightaway.
What?.
Your engagement? Right away?.
You don't know whatit means?
lmmediately. Like freshly baked bread is served immediately.
lt's for your betrothal ceremony.
Betrothal?
My betrothal ceremony?
Yes.
Where's Kala? - You wantto get engagedto him?
Shut up.
Let's go inside, son. - Let's go.
Not you. ''Let's go!''
Let's go, son.
Get thebags.
Congratulations, sister.
Congratulations to you too.
Okay. Hehas given all his troubleto you.
What are you blabbering?
l havebrought such anicematch for mynephew.
l'll slap you ifyou utter anotherword, Mann sahib.
Uncle, either slap me or address meas sahib.
Hear him talk!
Hey!
l mean uncleis talking.
Letit be, please.
Don't shoot!
How can l let it go?
l am his brother-in-law.
When will Uday Pratap Singh fire his riffle ifnot today?
Someone will gethurt.
How can someone get hurt? l won'tbeshooting like this.
Keep thebarrel up!
Grandpa, l meant, l will shoot likethis.
Don't get scared. lt's nothing.
Pick him up!
He's hurt.
Your hold ariffle that's of thesameheightas you are.
See, you got hurt.
lt's because of such gimmicks that your height didn't grow.
Stop scolding me and get me some turmeric milk.
l'll go and get it.
Mann sahib, where's Kala?
You areconcerned about him and not your guest?
Makesure the milk is hot!
Call Kale. Ask him to comeand do Gidda(dance).
ls he agirl that you expect him to do Gidda?
My brother shall come and do Bhangra (dance).
l'll call him right away!
Kala!
''lt becomes thetalk ofthetown.''
''People talk when there is something to talk about.''
''lt becomes thetalk ofthetown.''
''People talk when there is something to talk about.''
''The onewho doesn't walk with pride isn't proud enough.''
''He is young, energetic andwell-dressed.''
''Youth beckons him.''
''That's what makes theheart beat.''
''He likes fire, don't fearthe sun.''
''That's why there's afire in him.''
''He is no one's prisoner.''
''He is young, energetic andwell-dressed.''
''You can seepureenergy visible on his face.''
''That's why he can be mistaken forfire.''
''Thereis no fightwithout a cause.''
''Thereis no onewho can dare to go against.''
''Heis always true to his words.''
''He is young, energetic andwell-dressed.''
Kali..
Listen..
Roop has come from abroad.
Ask him to hook us up with foreigners.
Hello! You aremybrother-in-law.
First considerour relationship andthen look at your demands.
Why are you acting like that?
l never considered you anything butmybrother.
Hey, stop it. l am your brother-in-law, not your brother.
Hey! You said hey to me! To Uday Pratap Singh?
You haven't given me abeautiful sister..
But atleast givemesomerespect.
Hello! What's wrong with her? She's just alittle on theheavy side.
No onewill have a sister likeours.
l too have four sisters.
l didn't need a sister, l needed a wife.
Whosewife should l get for you?
Anyone's will do, brother.
Hello! Roop's calling you.
Let's go. - Alone.
Alone? l won't go alone. No.
He wants to meethim alone.
Okay! Him!
This means agreat personality like Uday Pratap Singh will sitalone?
What Uday Pratap Singh?
Your nameis tallerthan your height.
Peopleridecycle with training wheels.
Herides a scooter with training wheels.
l will shoot you, Mann sahib!
You can either call mesahib or shoot me!
Let's go. - l will call you sahib.
Do whateveryou can! Sahib! Sahib! Sahib!
Couldn't you havesaid this beforetheengagement?
l couldn't find out. l searched everywhere.
Then you should've spoken about it.
l got scared ofgrandpa.
And as ifl am not scared ofhim.
lt's not likeheis my cousin.
You didn't tell me thathe's your cousin.
Shut up, Mann.
You never add sahib to my name.
Can't you insult him instead ofme?
He's the one who loves a foreigner.
Don't you know that he doesn't let a foreigner stay in the village?
And you want to marry a foreignerthattoo with aring.
See! lt must be her!
She keeps calling meever since found out abouttheengagement.
Let me talk to her.
Hello?
Julia, all thelines to this route justgot engaged.
Please, brother-in-law. Don'tsay that.
Punjabi?
Has shedonemasters in Gurmukhi?
l taughther.
l was sent to teach Punjabi to foreigners, so l taughtit.
Oh! Okay.
Julia, l repeat. You cannotgetmarried to him.
Don't saythat. Help us.
Please, reason with the old man.
Old man? You taughther Bhatinda Punjabi?
Couldn't you havetaught herto say'dada'(grandpa)?
She couldn't pronounceit well. Old man was easier to herto learn.
Yourgrandpais tough, l too can never learn him.
Just aminute.
Julia, please heed my advice. Find someone else for yourself.
You should havespoken about me.
Mann sahib. Sheis his futuresister-in-law.
Please excuseme, brother.
Fine, Kala.
You forgotwhen the roof fell down and you werejust three years old?
l risked my life and saved yours.
And now it's yourturn.
Don't get too emotional. You act likeSahiba.
Shegot her lover killed. He will get his brother killed.
Right, Mann sahib? - Sahib?
You address meas sahib onlyif you seek a favour.
Tell me,what do you want me to do?
Nothing much.
Just makesurethere are no bullets in grandpa's gun in themorning.
Read it.
This is theletter my brother has written to his futuresister-in-law.
So now l will read it.
No matter how busy you are, do read it.
Stop all yourwork and read it.
Look atthis!
Kato? Whyis this world our enemy?
You lovemeand you are about to marrymy elder brother.
Okay!
Kato? Why should weconsider this to bethefinal decision?
l wanted you to make you my wifeand not my sister-in-law.
Wonderful, Kali.
Youremotions areso well written.
Shut up.
Kato? Why..
Why did l have to go through this?
Wewere to exchanges vows with each other.
Theywould sing about you and l would've danced.
l would dance.
Would. Okay. So now it's would.
Listen..
You weredancing when hewas getting betrothed.
Then you didn't know heis going to get married?
l was under delusion back then.
Continuereading.
Kato? Why..
l cannot even sing this song for mybrother's wedding.
''My brother is getting married!''
''Wonderful. Wonderful!''
''My brother is getting married!''
Continuereading.
Kato? Why are wegiving up?
As soon as you get this getthis letter gather some money and jewellery..
..and meet meatthe higher sector ofthe village.
Otherwisel will have Rs. 5.50's rat poison and die.
You shouldn't listen to anyone.
lf anyone asks you why and with whom are you running away Kale?
Why? Why, Kato?
Kato?
No, father.
l swear,this letter is alie.
Kato is scared, grandpa..
You look more scared than her.
Someonewhose loverefuses to admitis bound to bescared.
Right.
Kato? - No, father. l am telling the truth.
Uday Pratap Singh suggests that sincetheir names start with 'K'..
And shewill be joining the same family..
You should marryher with Kale instead of Roop.
Right.
What's right?
You sow somewhereand reap elsewhere?
l fixed her marriagewith Roop.
l will lose myhonour if shedoesn't get marriedto Roop.
Heis right as well.
Just aminute.
Uncle, my brother-in-law.. you are my brother-in-law.
lfhedoesn't die consumingtherat poison..
..and you get her married to Roop, then how will they face each other?
You should understanding theunderlyingtension.
Right.
Why don't you say something?
What should l say?
No one considers mean elder here.
Father, let's sit and discuss this.
lts the same family.
We don't want her to marrythe family.
Roop was educated in Canada.
And heflunked in the 10th grade.
Who said heflunked in the 10th grade?
Weboth wereexpelled from theschool in the8th grade.
His daughter isn't a PhD either.
l can at least know English.
Conclusion is, look at the family. - Right.
Which family? Take yourfamilyhome.
Grandpa, they areinsulting our family.
l sacrifice my love for my family.
l refuseto marryher. - Shutup.
Takehim home.
We'll get our daughter marriedto a Canadareturned boy.
And not your uneducated son.
Okay, then l too pledgethatl shall get my brothermarried to a foreigner.
Oh yes! - Shutup.
Aspur ofthe moment thing.
Kale..
Don't beupset, grandpa.
So what if our relatives aren't supporting us?
l am here. Kala. Your grandson.
l will find agirl for Roop.
Have you lost your mind?
Foreigner? You want medead?
You aren't worried ofthe fact that your grandson..
..declared something and now weneedto fulfil it?
Your declaration? You areno Rajput!
You gave yourword!
l didn't likethe Rajput taunt.
Why the enmity?
You insulted meand l forgotabout it.
Look overthere.
Tell me, why arethosekids fighting?
They are fighting for no reason.
No.
Their greatgrandfathers were enemies.
Then theirgrandfathers were.
Then their fathers took over.
And now they arecontinuing it.
Boys!
Comehere.
Yes, grandpa?
Why were you fighting?
Myblood boils when l seehim.
Saw?
They don't even know what the reason fortheenmityis.
Yet their blood boils.
Becausetheenmitylies in the blood.
Your blood boils! You area great enemy!
You cannot even wipe your own nose!
Don't, Kala. - Kala?
Okay, uncle. Please forgiveme.
Get lost!
Kala! Kala! Kala!
Thats all the respect l get?
''On theeveofthewedding l shall meet you at dawn.''
''All dressed up..''
Stop it.
Mybrother, you have just threeoptions left.
First: Forget her.
Second: Forgether.
Andthird: - l cannot. l love her.
Look, now mylifeis in your hands.
Myhands areempty. l hold no strings.
You forgot when you were 1 and half years old..
You talk ofthetimes when.. - Let me finish.
Uncle Bishan was reversing thetrolley..
..ifl wouldn't havesaved you then you would've come under it.
Oh really?
You aretheSaktimann.
l don't even know whether heis telling the truth.
Healways makes me emotional.
What should l do?
Grandpa doesn't want a foreign daughter-in-law.
He wants revenge from them.
Can you help him getrevenge?
Revenge!
NajjarSingh, whateverthat happened was notright.
Your nameis getting ruined.
Najjar Singh's grandson was rejected by a girl.
This is a limit.
Uncle!
Aunt is saying tell uncle not to give unsolicited advice.
Heshould handlehis own family.
The buffalo isn't giving milk and thegirl isn't studying.
She said heifhedoesn't comesoon then she will break your legs.
Fine. l am going, Kale. l'll see you later.
Let's go.
Let's go, man.
Grandpa..
l needto givewaterto thecattle.
Grandpa, you might be right and l might bewrong.
Last night l got thinking, ifa kid's blood can boil..
..then no iceruns in my vein either.
My blood can boil too!
Now l havedecided that we will seek revenge.
l will break their heads ifthey come in front ofme.
Right, grandpa?
But the problem is how theywill comebeforeme.
l found a solution to that as well.
lt'll keep you seek revenge and my pledgewill also get fulfilled.
Don't hit me. Letmefinish.
Just assumethatrate for aton is 100.
What nonsense!
Okaythen assumethatwe get Roop married to a foreigner.
Shecan be from Canada, a daughter ofan Englishman.
She'll get married and comehere.
Wewill giveaholiday to all theservants.
My grandpa will order and makeherwork likea slave.
When shewill have to cook 13 flatbreads for a single person..
Sure. Of course..
You cannot feed me and that foreigner will feed me?
So assume that l cannothit you becausemy stick is not here.
l'll hit you so hard on your bottoms thatthey will turn red.
Get lost!
Think over it. Thereis no other option.
l cannot go to their village. - Are you leaving orshould l..
''l cannot go to their village.''
To their village?
Grandpa, are you thinking aboutwhat l want you to think?
There is no harm in thinking.
Think. Let's think aboutsomething else today.
Think. You arethinking about how to seek revenge, right?
You still have to think in thesamething, just changetheway.
Thesamerelationship butwith anew thought.
Think carefully.
My grandpais sitting on a cot.
A foreigner has her faced veiled and getting your lunch.
Look, grandpa, there shecomes.
Back off.
Grandpa, look,there she comes.
She has her faced veiled and has your lunch in her hands.
Sheis walking towards you.
You notice that the food has gonecold.
You throw theplateaway.
And she is gathering the spilled okra.
Then shegets hot food for you.
Look, shewill collect dung for us.
Not just you, our cattle will also seek revenge from her.
Think, sheis running hereandthereand working.
Sheis tired and you arepleasedto seeher.
Please forgiveme, grandpa.
My forefathers made amistake.
My grandpa was a scoundrel.
Please forgiveme.
Grandpa..
Grandpa!
l don'tlikewhat you aresaying.
But its good.
Then think aboutthegood. Wewill startliking it later.
Tell me, something. Will she gather thedung?
Just gatherthe dung, wewill makeher handleeverything.
No. Punjabis don't seek revenge from women.
lt will be niceifwecan seek revenge from herfather.
Her father? - Yes.
Look,there's her father.
No, you idiot! There's her father!
l meant her father won't bespared.
We will get him to get his hands dirtytoo.
With God's grace, we havealot to take careof.
l want to see an Englishman stand before mewith his hands folded.
But how can hework with his hands folded?
No, stupid.
l want her father to bring his daughter's marriage proposal to me.
When hewill apologise To me beforethe villagers..
l will beat peace.
Here you go, uncle. Pick this one.
Yes? - Kale!
Kale!- Yes?
Whatare you doing overhere? Whathappened?
Unclehas found a sister-in-law.
Not a sister-in-law. l am talking about grandpa.
Grandpa agreed. Leave.- What? Grandpa agreed!
Love you! Love you! Love you, brother! Love you!
Go and call your father-in-law. - Yes. Yes.
How much..
l do hopeourtrip is successful.
'Mr. Albert is very happy to go to lndiatoday. Wherehis forefathers ruled for 100 years.'
'He still thinks thatlndia is filled with poor people.' - Dad! They are not poor.
Anyway.. Soon his misunderstanding shall be cleared.- Have respect.
Call Roop's grandfather 'Budda' (old man). - 'And sheis his daughter,Julia.'
l am sure hewill like it.
She's teaching him to address Roop's grandfather as Budda, in lndia.
Now wheretheheck is Alisha?
Hi.- Hi, auntie. - Hi, uncle. l'm sorry.
Hello, hello. Think over it again, dear.
Pleasedon'tgo to Punjab. - Mom, please.
l am going only for 4 days with Julia's father.
So that hedoesn't face alanguageproblem there.
Okay? You know that.
That's fine. But you don't know about the boys in Punjab.
They go crazy over a Canadian girl and a bullet motorcycle.
Pleasedon't go there and settle down with someone.
Mom! Mind your language.
As ifthey can understand any ofthis.
Look, you better swear bythe facing your hands to the Gurudwara..
That you will return as you areleaving.
Where should l face my hands?
l am not a child, mom.
Bye.
l love you. - l love you too.
Okay.
Listen.. watch out fortherustics.
And keep messaging meon Voice-book.
You mean Facebook?
Right, Facebook.
Bye.
Let's go, Alisha.
l am dyingto seepoor people. - Dad!
l am sorry. The'Budda' of Roop.
Uncle. - Bye.
Havea goodtrip, guys.
See you soon.
Bye.
Villagers..
The moment wehave been waiting for has come.
Tomorrow an Englishman will comehere.
And wewill hit him.
Yes! - Yes!
l am tired ofhittingthecattle.
Now its timeto hit thereal one.
No, son.
Oneshouldn't hurthis guest.
Now thathe is your grandson's father-in-law, you are being lenient.
Shut up.
l am being lenient as he is my grandson's father-in-law
lts not so.
l agreedto this alliance to that we can seek revenge from them.
But its decidedthatwewill make apologisein front ofall villager.
Right.
Uncle, you want everyone in theworld to apologise.
Your daughter keeps your bed on thestreets.
You never madeher apologise.
Shut up.
Mind your manners with your seniors.
Okay.
He is absolutely right.
Tomorrow as soon as hesteps his foothere..
..he will first of all apologise to all of you.
We won't tolerate.. - lnjustice!
Wewill seek.. - Revenge!
Whereis he?
Look,they areso soft and fair.
And our girls arerough and bitter.
We needto seethestole to find outifits agirl or aboy.
True.
Kale, hold this.
Come back soon. - l'll beback in aminute.
Madam? - Yes?
Your handkerchief?.
Trythis trick on someoneelse.
l didn'tbuythis checked handkerchieffrom the fair.
lt had fallen down. l thought it might be yours.
Anyway, l liked your honesty.
No onelets go of anything that's free.
Thank you for your appreciation.
No problem.
ltwas myhandkerchief.
l was seeking for an excuseto talk to you.
Oh my God. Mymom was right.
They start hovering overthe girl as soon as theyknow she is a foreigner.
Hello, madam. l spoke to you becausel liked you.
You can show your foreign returned attitude to someoneelse.
l am doing quitewell on my own.
This years' turnout was Rs. 20 lakhs.
l refuse marriage proposals every day.
l know people from abroad.
l am hereto pick up a foreigner.
Shocked, aren't you?
Excuse me, l am Albert.
Oh, hi.
Alisha, what's he saying?
Oh. Alisha. You are with him?
We have been talking for so long and you didn't even tell me.
l am Vicky. His..
Sincewhen did you become Vicky?.
Kalajeet.
l am Kala Singh, Roop's younger brother.
l am Jaggi Mann sahib. Balbir Mann's younger brother.
Justlikethat.
Sheknows Roop hence l said so.
Who knows Balbir Mann?
Hello, uncle. l seek your blessings. - Whatthehell!
Let's go.
Follow me.
Just aminute, please.
Well.. - What?
Pleasedon't tell anyone about this incident.
l am well-respected in my village.
Theywere goingto make methe villagechefthis year..
..after getting everyone's consent.
But everyonedidn't givetheir consent.
Yeah, whatever.
Careful. - Come, uncle.
Let's go. - Keep it. - Here you go.
Four ofus will go in this?
We forgot. We camein our bullet.
Do onething..
Both of you leave in thebullet. We'll comein ataxi.
What? - No, Mann sahib.
You leavein the bullet. l'll bringthem in thetaxi.
Let's go.
Come, uncle. - Show off.
''Punjabis always keep their pride and honour intact.''
''Their life began with death, hencethey don't fear anything.''
''Even thegreatest enemies fearthem.''
''Thegetrid of any obstacle that comes in their path.''
''Punjabis always keep their pride and honour intact.''
''Their life began with death, hencethey don't fear anything.''
He is here! - Long live Najjar Singh!
Long live.. - Najjar Singh!
Wait. Takeabreath.
Why are they shouting such slogans? - 'PoorAlbert.'
'He thinks they are shouting these slogans to welcome him.'
'But this is about something else.'
Long live.. - Najjar Singh!
Good to see you again, my son.
Welcome to lndia.
lt's great to behere.
Quite abit of excitement formy arrival.
Organised a function ofsome kind?
Yes. How are you,Alisha? - Hey, l am fine.
Where's your grandfather?
You are Budda?
Budda?
He's Budda?
Uncle..
Grandpa, don'tpunch him.
Let go ofme, Kale.
You must beold.
Your father must beold.
Your family must beold.
l will break your head with my stick. - No, grandpa.
Heis mistaken.
Tell him. - What happened?
Please don't say'Budda'.
You'rebeing rude.
Yes.
Julia told methis is a term ofrespect.
What is hesaying?
Ask him to fold his hands and stand beforeme.
Tell him.
Why fold his hands?
lt's a tradition ofthis village.
Hewill have to fold his hands.
A strange tradition.
Uncle, pleasejoin your hands likethis.
lt's theculturehere.
Alright. - Yeah.
Grandpa..
Grandpa!
Shall we?
Bring him on thestage.
Long live.. - Revolution!
Let's go.
Long live.. - Najjar Singh!
What are you doing? - l'll..
Long live.. - Najjar Singh!
First, he should beasked to apologise.
Yes, heshould apologise.
Wewill makehim. - Apologise? - lt's okay.
Kale, ask him to apologise to the villagers.
Okay.
Why?
lt's ourtradition. They are very punctual.
Hewill have to apologise. We are lateby fiveminutes.
Oh okay.
We haveto apologise because wewere late.
Why should l apologise?
He's theonewho made us late.
On thebasis of seniority, hehas to.
l keep apologisingto the villagers all the time.
He's seniorto me.
Apparently, you are the one who is senior.
So you haveto sayit.
Another cutecultural oddity. Well, what thehell!
Hello. Hello. Can you hear me? Everyone? Hello?
ls this working? Hi. Hi.
l just wantedto say thatl am profoundly sorry.
l apologisethatwewerelate.
What is hesaying? - He is illiterate.
What is hesaying? - He doesn't know Punjabi.
What's this?
Grandpa, he said sorry. Heapologised!
Long live.. - Najjar Singh!
Long live.. - Najjar Singh!- They arehappy.
l am veryhappyto see you.. - 'Albertis saying thathe's very happy to see poor people.'
'Now Kala is trapped.'
'What will he do now?'
What is hesaying in English?
Pleasetranslate itinto Punjabi.
l will translate.
Just a minute. l'll do it.
Speak.
l am happyto see you, poor people of Punjab.
What? - Wonderful.
He says, l bow to therich and brave people of Punjab.
Enough.
Let him continue.
Weruled.. - 'Weruled over you for 100 years.'
What is hesaying?
Hesays, helikes the Bhangra dance!
Keep talking..
And, and you, and you, and you..
'You developed becauseofus.'
Whatare you saying!
Hesays, that heis sad that hehas just onedaughter.
lfhehad three,then he would've married them with you,..
..and Pali, you and Jeeta, you.
And l prayto Godthat your poverty does not kill you.
Yes.
He says, l will accept whatever you say.
He says, you can hitme with yourshoes if you want.
What are you waiting for? Hit him. - Hithim.
Healso says that you guys are generous and kind.
The one who forgives is thegreatest.
Mann sahib, handlethesituation.
Fine. ln theevening then.
'Albert doesn't understand why theyhavetaken offtheir shoes.'
Respect for you.
Respect. - Respect. Wow.
'l am indeed honouredthat you agreethat we werethebetter rulers.'
And he says that he is happyto get his daughter married into our family.
lt's very difficult to find an allianceofa prosperous family.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Now, let's celebrate.
Come, let's dance.
That was great!
Oh, my God.
You arehere. You have come to myroom?
Look, don'tmisunderstand me. l am hereto apologise.
l am nota bad person.
No onecan beworsethan you, okay?
Forgetabout what you did to meattheairport.
Whatare you doing to uncle?
Hewas going to getbeaten with shoes.
l am doing all this so that Roop can getmarried.
l don't know whathappens there..
Butherelove is worshiped.
And thosewho lovearethepriests.
l am doing all this to unitethose two priests.
Look, nothing is greater than love.
Everyonein this world should love.
Caste, colour, creed, class, Canada, Punjab..
Well educated girl, less educated boy..
Such differences shouldn't matter.
Why did you saythelast line pointing yourfingers at us?
l must havemadea mistake.
Well educated boy, less educated girl..
You arejust too much.
Look, l haveapureheart.
l facemyhands towards Gurudwara and saythat.
Fine.
l forgive you.
You just don't havea pure heart, you arecute as well.
Good night.
Bye.
Kale!
Yes?
So?
l think sheloves me.
Forgetit.
Where you stand and whereshe..
l mean where you stand and where shestands.
Hear him talk.
You know she touched my hair and said that l am cute.
No way!
You swear?
l swearon God, l never lie.
Then Mr. Dilip Kumar, you need to give mea party.
Seven shots each of homebrewed liquor? - Fine.
By the waywhat did she likein me?
That's somethingto think about.
Either shethinks l am handsome.
Or sheliked the things l said.
Handsome? Am l not handsome?
And the things you said? You arenot Abdul Kalam.
She mustveliked yourteeth.
Yes,that's possible.
Listen, she will be leaving in a few days.
Before you startbanging your head on the walls and listen to Mr. Akram Rahi songs..
..you better settlethings with her.
Wait for morning. Seewhat special treatment l get.
You are goingto get unwell in themorning?
Please think about something elsetoo sometimes.
By special treatment l mean seehow well shetakes careofme.
Okay.
Now let's just wait for morning.
Bytheway, don't you think nights areabit longer thesedays?
Getlost. Let mesleep.
Come back..
Can'thelp it. l couldn't sleep last night.- Hi.
Really?
Holdthis.
l wantedto say something.
Yes?
Takeuncleoutside.
Please.
Okay?
Kala!
Bytheway, wewould'vehandled it at home.
Grandpa said no.
Grandpa sometimes scolds for oddthings.
How long does hetake?
What?.
Forgetit. Call uncle.
Kale.. Whatkind of a special treatmentis this?
l am theone helping her. - Okay?
Who elsewill shetell?
Uncle.
Hello, uncle. l seek your blessings. - Yeah. Yeah.
Let's go.
Bye. - Thank you. Thanks.
l wonder when l will get a special treatment.
Go thereand download.
Okay.
Waiting here.
Get lost!
Hey, can't you cough? Get out.- Sorry.
Couldn't you ringthebell? - Sorry.
Getlost.
Albert! Stop! l will kill you!
Oh brother, even going to thetoilet is dangerous here.
l will kill you! Albert!
No, no, no.
Don't worry. They arenot after you.
Afterthe cattle. - Cattle?
Yes, cattle. - Albert! l will kill you! Get lost!
Albert, l will kill you! - Hitting them, not you.
Yeah. Animal. Animal. - l can't do this anymore.
Let's finalisethemarriage and get me out ofhere.
Okay, okay..
Let's go there.
Okay.
Field. There now.. l'll take you there.
Look, mybrother is looking so handsome. - Yes.
The amount ofsweets you havewith you now..
..you can start your own shop with it.
Mann sahib..
Okay.. congratulations everyone. Themarriageis finalised.
Congratulations.
Your marriagehas been finalised.
Hehad got engaged earlier as well.
Theyhadn't given less sugar crystals.
Let's see how long this relationship lasts.
Keep quiet.
Congratulations.
l think you should congratulatehim.
Heis here. You will beleaving in two days.
Congratulations.
Congratulations, uncle.
How can you congratulate just like that?
On this joyous occasion..
lf Uday Pratap Singh does anything then l shall behis worst enemy.
No. What will l do?
Unclejust gavemea signal.
l say that now that everyone is here,..
..let's decidewhere will thewedding takeplace.
Where? - Yes.
Wewill be goingto her house, right, Kale?
lt's notlikethey stay around thecornerthat wewill go there.
Shestays in Canada. How will all theguests go there?
Wewill go there.
Lettheworld know that Mr. Najjar Singh took his..
..grandson's wedding procession to an Englishman's house.
Theymade us servethem for 100 years.
Wewill makethem serve us forat least a week.
Right, Kale?
Aweek? l say weshould stay there for 2-3 months.
We will seek revenge! - Yes, yes, yes.
His blood is boiling. Now hewill return only after seeking revenge.
Simon Commission go back!
Simon Commission comeback!
Hey! - Mann sahib. Keep quiet.
Simon commission! Right!
Dear, tell him what l have decided.
Okay.
Uncle,they are saying that they'll all come to Canada forthe marriage.
Consider it done. No problem.
How many arewe talking?
He's okaywith it. But how many peoplewill be attendingthewedding?
Around 1000, l think.
Why just 1000? Whynottake the whole of Bangladesh with us?
Shut up.
l mean, you are smart. You can takehow many you please.
People whoseweddings we have attend will want to attend his wedding, right, son?
ltis obvious.
But so many people?
l've heard oneisn't born until one visits Canada.
Hearthat! You arenot born yet? Your agesuggests otherwise.
Do you havea passport?
l havea ration card.
Do you want to buy sugar in Canada with theration card?
Onlythose who havea passport can go.
lt is not that easy, son.
Onealso needs to geta visato go there.
Uncleknows quitea few people. That can be arranged.
Fine,then. Getthepassports and makepreparations.
Yes.- Okay, so it's decided.
Now no onecan stop Uday Pratap Singh.
Why do you get scared? This is nothing.
Oh no.
Whereto? - To the city. For shopping.
Shopping? - Yeah.
You had work, right? - Me? No.
ln themorningwhen l told grandpa aboutJulia you..
Leave.
Sorry, Alisha. Can't go.
Take her. - Yes, no problem. l'll go with her.
lt's okay. Wecan go tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow is Wednesday.
One shouldn'tbuy clothes on Wednesdays.
Trunks can catch fire.
Look in front.
Then you will have to sit on the bonnet.
lt's verynice, ma'am. Look at this.
Givemeanotherone.
l wantedto talk to you.
Look atthis red one. lt will look great on fair skin.
Wow,this is so beautiful.
Look at this work. - What do you say, Kale? lsn't it beautiful?
Very beautiful. Pack it. - No, show something else.
Sure. This yellow one.
Do you want to sell everything in the shop today?
Can't you keep quiet for some time? - Strange.
l want to talk to you.
l want to saythat l know that girls can't say it.
Theboyneeds to sayit.
Hence, l will sayit that l..
l love you.
What?.
What did you say?
You seem very shocked. ls she your aunt?
What made you think that, Kala?
You are from Kullu Manali?
Look, you should express such things.
Otherwisethings can get worselater.
You know Madhi? The mill owner's son?
Hewas in lovewith Bholi.
But hecouldn't say it. And Bholi got married.
And now heis into drugs. And l hatedrugs.
Henceinstead ofdoing drugs l think saying it better.
Butwhat made you think that l love you?
l justlook naove. l realised it when you touched my hair.
Right then..
l touched your hair and it means l love you?
Strange.
lfl touch his hair, does itmean that l love him?
What should l makeofthis?
No.
All the crazy people havegathered here orwhat?
Mom was right. Rustic boys ofthis place..
Sheis shy. - Of you or me?
From your uncle.
Strange.
''l am sure this is theeffect ofyour love.''
''l can't sleep atnight.''
''l am sure this is theeffect ofyour love.''
''l can't sleep atnight.''
''l see abeautiful faceeverywhere.''
''Myheart is always restless.''
''l am sure this is theeffect ofyour love.''
''l can't sleep atnight.''
Madam..
Please forgivemeifl'vesaid anything untoward unintentionally.
lt's okay.
''Mybeloved is dark, makethe fairones go away.''
Kale..
Why is your name Kala?
Forgetit.
lfl tell you the reason, you will saythatl am praising myself.
When l was born, l was veryhandsome.
Veryhandsome.
Nurse was not readyto hand meoverto mymother.
She said l belong to her. Mymothergot worried.
Shethoughtsomeone will cast an evil eyeon me.
So, shenamed me Kala Singh.
But still someonedid cast an evil eyeon me.
That's whynothing worked out for me.
Don'tsaythat. Believein yourself.
No, l have full confidence in myself.
l can do anything.Anything.
lf you say, l can even bring themoon down.
Do it.
Here it is.
Good.
Very good.
But, l don't need it.
Oh really? - Hmm.
Then l'll send it back.
How?
What are you doing?
You are very cute.
''lt's all l can say, l wannabewith you tonight.''
''lt's you l wanna be with, itis you.''
''Thesewinds are now my friend.''
''Ever sinceit started drizzling.''
''Even themoon starting emitting light..''
''l had ameeting with stars.''
''Now l don't feel hungry or cold.''
''Darkness doesn'tscare meanymore.''
''l am sure this is theeffect ofyour love.''
''l can't sleep atnight.''
''l am sure this is theeffect ofyour love.''
''l can't sleep atnight.''
You look sad.
What do l say?.
l won't likeanythingwithout her.
Shouldwestop her?
Did you talk to her?
l didn't talk to her, but she hugged me lastnight.
You swear?
l swear on God.
And one more thing, l never lie.
Dilip Kumar, l don't likethis.
Yes, mom. - Shutup.
Let's see where it falls then.
Yes. l am coming back.
ls everything alright?
Yes.
l remember.
Okay. Okay. Mom! Okay, bye.
What happened?
l just remembered about the moon.
Whatabout the moon?
Last night when l made the moon go back up, you..
Please. How can l dareto hug you?
lt never happened, okay?
But..
lt's okay, brother Kale.
This is thewaytheworld works.
But l still don'tthink shetouched your hair.
Let's go, son.
Yes, grandpa.
Comeon. Get in.
You too want to go?
No, l have an important meeting.
Feedthecattle. Meeting, right!
Hehas ameeting. - Okay.
Look,we'll get to theairport..
Uncle. Hello. l seek your blessing.
Wow! God! Keep him away from me!
Take care, uncle.
So, this is the landwhere l will build Roop's house.
Both ofthem will stay after marriage. Okay?
What exactlyis he saying,Alisha?
Uncle, grandpajust said that after themarriageof Roop and Julia..
He's goingto build a house here forthem to live. - Here?
ls he insane?
My daughter and son-in-law arenot goingto livein bloody sixteen century.
Theylive in Canada or this marriage is cancelled.
What's wrongwith all of you?
What is hesaying?
lf you make alot of fuss, forget about the wedding, l'll break your head.
Whatis he blabbering about?
He.. He's saying.. - Just a minute. l'll tell him.
Grandpa, you aregetting angry for no reason.
He says, you shouldn't build a house over here.
Hesays stayin themansion. They should stayin themansion.
Okay.
Hesays if Roop and Julia don't look after you then hewill beat them up.
He's anice person. - Very.
That's verynice.
My grandson and his wife will stay with mein the mansion.
Good. Good. - What?
Good. Good. Good. Good.
He agreed.
Hesaid, both ofthem can go thereafter marriage.
Go there. Excellent. - Yes.
No,themansion is this way. - No, no, no.
l said itis over there. You come with me.
Look, wecan work this out. We can build ahousewherethe..
Have you lost your mind? - Why?.
Whathave you done!
Don'tworry. l'll handleit.
Excuse me. This is not like sending the moon back in abucket..
You rememberthemoon.. - No!
Let's talk about your lie. - Let's talk about themoon..
Getthe car, Kale. - Coming, grandpa.
Look, nothing has happened.
Nothing has happened?
Do you know the consequences ofthis?
What will happen when your liewill be caught?
l.. - Oh, justshut up! Shutup!
Sheis acting as if the Englishman won't agree.
But what ifhe doesn't?
Get thecar, son.
Yes. Coming.
''Thepath my brother's wedding procession..''
Will the Englishman agree?
No.
''Thosepaths have becomebeautiful.''
Stop it, ladies.
lt's ready. Can we make the dessert now?
Stop thesesad songs. Singthis one.
''When mybrother caught theflight..''
''The traditions of our villageare different.''
''Hewill seek revenge.''
Shut up, Mann.
Or l will hit you.
Will the Englishman agree? - No.
Then you leave, l will comein 2-3 days.
No, you come with us,
Hello, nephew.
Uncle!
How are you, son? - l am doomed.
lt's okay. Don'tlosecourage.
lfhecan get a fair one then you can get a dark one.
You won'tremain single like your uncle. Don't worry.
Wewill go to Canada and look at the beauties.
Hello. l seek your blessings.
How are you, nephew. So you areback.- Yes.
Wherehave you been? - Kolkata. To deliver mangoes.
Then l thought, people would say..
..where you picking mangoes when itwas timeto seek revenge?
Fine, keep your bags and get in thecar.
Okay.
Kala, where's your brother-in-law?
lnside.- Go and get him. We aregetting late.
Let's go. - Hurryup.
Comeon, everyone.
Uncle!
Finally thebraveoneheld the gun.
So darling, have you packed my things?
l havekept turmeric in this bag.
Please avoidfiring your gun.
Fine. Good. You did the right thing.
l can get milk overthere.
What do you want to make?
Okaythen. Givemethe permission to leave for Canada.
Why are you holding this? You sharp shooter..
You cannot takethis with you. - Why can'tl?
Uday Pratap Singh will look unarmed withoutit.
You aren't going to kill pigeons with it anyways.
You areinsulting me on my face?
You wantto sit in thecar or coming running?
l meant you can insult me behind my back.
Holdthis. Whatwill l do with it?
Don't you think you pamper him alot?
You guys chosehim for me.
Okay.
Khalsabelongs to the Lord.
Victorybelongs to Him.
On behalf ofthe family, l very strictly request everyone..
That no oneshould tryto run away in Canada.
lf anyonetries to run away then he'll have to take careofhimself.
Wewon'tbring him back. You can wander there all your life.
l havenoted down everyone's names in thenotebook.
Your attendancewill betaken everyday.
No one will try to run away. - Okay.
Now you think that wewill run away.
No one cares aboutthe family and they arepampering strangers.
You areright, son.
Look, first the broke thematch l had made. - Yes.
They got us humiliated. - Yes.
And now this is their new accusation.
That we will run away after goingthere.
Let's do one thing. Let's just not go there.
Let's not go there. Comeon.
Who all arenotgoing?
No, Kale. Wearen't saying that wearen't going.
How can weleavelike this. Wewill leave after l firea bullet.
Let meshoot. Nothing will happen.
Here. - Giveitto me. Let me fire.
lt's nothing. lt's nothing.
Oh no.
Chipped it?
Oh no.
Oh for God's sake?
Kale, today, becauseof you l can seek revenge from the English.
l am so proud of you.
Everyoneshould have agrandson like you.
Comehere.
God bless you.
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
Come on, let's go. Hurry up.
''Punjabis always keep their pride and honour intact.''
''Thegetrid of any obstacle that comes in their path.''
''Punjabis always keep their pride and honour intact.''
Why are westanding likethis?
This is lndian Tradition
'Wehave to wait out hereuntil they arrive.'
'As weare from thegirl's side'
''First we used to say sorry andthank you.''
''We usedto drink from thesame well.''
''Now wewill show them.''
''Wewill taunt them.''
''Now wewill show them.''
''Wewill taunt them.''
''Wewill make their daughter our daughter-in-law.''
''Theymade many rules and regulations.''
''They fooled a naive lndia.''
Hello, grandpa.
Hello, dear. God bless you.
Hello, everyone. How are you?
Fine.
Okay,firstwe'll have the introduction ceremonyin Punjabi style.
''We'll put the English speaking people back to kindergarten.''
''Then ourteacher Teji will start lecturing them.''
''Hesays, speak in Punjabi, start learningthealphabets.''
''l'll make sure you learn alesson beforel clearyou.''
Damn you!
Saveme!
Enough!
Okay, now. Theintroduction ceremony, in the English style.
What arethey doing? - Whatis this?
This is something different?
ln English style?
l am sureitmust be something troublesome.
Let's ask thebrothers-in-law.
Look, you are our guests. You go first.
lt is your right.
Fine, l'll go.
Stop him.
Hello.
Jackpot!
Hey!
Get offme!
Nephew! Let go ofthegirl! Get offher!
What are you doing?
- Revenge.
The one you keep talking about.
Revenge? Whatkind of a way is this to seek revenge?
ltis not necessaryto seek revengewith violence.
You idiot! - Thank you.
Wearenot dead! Wetoo shall seek revenge.
Simon commission, comehere.
Simon commission, give me ahug. - Hey!
l am their son-in-law. Simon commission, comehere.
Come on.
They arejealous.
Havesomeshame. You areourson-in-law.
See! See how crazythey are.
Albert has lost his mindto get his daughter married to a rustic.
Okay,they arerustics!
Andwhathave acted as Godzillain English movies.
People like you have your face veiled in the passportphoto.
And you saythat they are rustics.
Just aminute. - Why? They are down to earth.
Sheis mymother.
Huh?
l seek your blessings, aunt. You areabsolutelyright.
You guys arenot down to earth.
You don'tbathe forthreedays.
lt is like the earth is stickingto your body.
Come on, aunt. Let's go. Let's not bothertalking to them.
Hey! Who are you abusing? - You.
Kala!
No onewill say anything.
Come on, let's go inside and havesometea and refreshments.
Forget thetea, l suggest lets start drinking.
Let's go.
Roop, l can't livewithout you.
Even l can't. Everything is going to befine.
But the situation doesn'tseem to befine.
Don't worry. Kala will handleeverything.
Whereis he? l want to seehim.
Here heis. - Kala!
Hello, sister-in-law. - Oh. Hi.
Thank you so much, Dorgi.
Dorgi? - Brother-in-law.
Are you alright? Everything alright?
Everything's alright.
But please help us.
Only agood impression of your family can save us.
My father can allow us to moveto Punjab.
Shehas agood command over English.
She will get offers fortuition for aminimum of Rs. 5000 permonth.
Don'tworry. l will help.
l will takecare of everything.
You just teach her how to collect dung cakes.
What did he say?.
He's saying you're so pretty.
Really?. - You've becomesmart.
Handlethesituation in a similarfashion fortwo days.
Hello. Hello. Hello, down there.
We..we are veryhappy you people could behere.
Two families arecoming together from different countries.
To betogether forever.
l find Roop a veryfine young man and of course my daughter's out ofthis world.
So, let's celebrateand say aprayer for a happy marriage between Julia and Roop.
Applaud.
Nice job.
Just aminute.A request.
Wedon't wantto get embarrassed.
No person shall drink morethan 1-2 bottles.
Ditto. - No one should drink morethan 2 bottles.
Add some water. They usually servestiffdrinks.
Really? Givemesomewater.
Here you go.
Uncle! Theirwomen drink neat.
Huh!
lt's wine. lt's supposedto be drunk neat.
Neat? Then wehavebeen embarrassed.
Wewon't takeit to our heart. Let's pick them up.
Pick them up? lfit's so then let's go, pick them up.
Hey!- Hey! Notthem, pick these.
Really? - Yes.
Liftit.
Lift thebottleand drink.
Just aminute.
Enough.
Now l will saythank you in English.
Wonderful.
Now watch me speak in English.
Thank you.
Well done, Mann sahib.
When you cameto our village..
We treated you likeour special guest.
Now wearehere, so weexpect us to treat us as your special guests.
What's he saying?
And all l was doingwas saying thank you to you guys.
l'm having agoodtime, just get somemore liquor.
Thank you.
God bless you. - Kale.
God bless you. Well done.
God bless you, son.
Well done, Mann sahib.
Hespokein English!
Wheredid you learn this from?
Well..
Maybewe should bringthe food.
Fellows. The food. Food. We'regoing to bringthe food.
They areserving dinner. - Really?.
Dinner.
Getmeat. Spicy one. - Dinner's here.
Call forsome stuffed breads.
Hello.
Hey! Careful!
Enjoy!
Such abig fish!
This looks bigger than our son-in-law.
You should'veasked him and grilled him instead.
You are being insulted.
lnsult? Now you want thefish to sing your praises?
''Unclecame. He visited us.''
''Uncle trapped a few fishes.''
''Uncle ate a few fishes.''
Enough. Stop. First let's figureout how to eatit.
Let's do one thing.
Catch it from its neck. - Okay.
l will pull its tail. - Here you go.
Your aunt fell.
Whats wrongwith aunt?
lt's okay. lt's okay. - What's going on?
lt's a small thing. lt's a small thing.
Wait, l'll help you getup.
Wait.. l am here.
Stand up. Help her stand up.
Pick her up! Careful.
Oh my God! That's disgusting!
Takeit easy. Jeez. - What's wrong with these people? - lt's okay. lt's justflour.
Oh my God! That's disgusting! - Jeez.- What's wrong with thesepeople?
Are you sure you want to get married into this family?.
Do something. - Come on. Comeon.
Do something. - Stop it.
Just stop it. - Don't touch me.
Shut up! Shutup!
Quiet!
Oh no. - You don'thave to go with theseidiots!
What is hesaying?
Nothing, grandpa.
He is saying that he's fortunatethat his daughter..
..is goingto stay with such jolly people.
Heis very strange.
Hesays such nicethings with such an angry face.
They do all thethings in thereverseorder.
The steering is on thewrong side.
They driveon the wrong side.
They say sweet things with an angry face.
l...l.. - Dad! - Hello!
Okay, Naibadh from Khana? - Yes.
Okay. Ranjit Singh from Sunour? - l am here.
Okay. Uncle from Baddi? - l am here.
Wonderful. Okay. Both ofyou go home.
Theyboth wantto be the uncle.
Revenge.
Uncle.
Revenge. - Hey!
Revenge. Revenge. - Oneshouldn't beso eagerto seek revenge.
How are you, uncle? Going for ajog?
Where will l go?
The bathroom insideis so clean that l didn't feel likesoiling it.
l am looking for an open space.
Open space? You want to park atruck?
Listen, you should show mesomerespect.
Respect? Now do you want meto garlandthebottle?
Whose facedid l see so early in themorning?!
l think l'll have a difficult day today.
Oh no.
Hey!
My dwarfJapanesesoldier.
Wheredid you findthegun?
Brother-in-law cannot livea gun like amother cannot livewithout her son.
l stole it from Albert.
You had verbally abused me. Now get readyto get shot.
l am already dead, why do you wish to kill me?
Don't shoot, thecops will arrest you.
Why?
Thereare Red Cross peoplein Punjab.
Cops can arrest us thereas well. l don't shoot here. l don't want to die.
l'll find an open spaceand shoot.
Alisha,this morningwalk that you do is a very goodthing.
This is whatl do in the villageas well.
Whatever or not l do anything else, l surely do run.
What's theuse? You always lie.
No. This is something else which even my left hand can do.
That's your righthand.
l cannot snap mylefthand's fingers.
lt's a very small thing. Don'tworry.
lt's a small thing?
Will you ever start taking something seriously?
You will know when everyone will know the truth.
lt's not abig deal.
l just lied to grandpathat Roop and Julia will stay thereafter married.
And l told Roop's father-in-law that theywill stayhere.
lt's nota small thing. - Yes.
Butthe thing is only you, me, Roop andJulia know aboutthis.
No oneelse knows about this.
God. - So you don't needto worry. Let's run.
Do you do yoga?
Now your uncle also knows.
Now seehow l make you run.
''Today l shall break all the glassware!''
''l will send all the relatives back!''
''l will not letthe marriagetakeplace, Kala.''
''Kala..''
Father!
Albert? l will tell him.
Albert!
Albert, you arereading a newspaper over here?
Now l will give you breaking news in Punjabi.
Breaking news.
You think theywill stay hereafter marriage?
Theywill takecare of you?
No, my naivebeing.
They arepreparing to leave for Punjab.
Your fair, beautiful daughter will go thereand cook for everyone.
She will take careofthe animals.
Your daughter's life will get ruined overthere.
Her? You are talking about her?
What abouther?
What? What?
He's illiterate! He doesn't even know Punjabi.
What?.
Whatwas all that? Explain.
Weareso dead! Where's Kala?
l wasn'tthis happy even at my son's birth as l am now.
Now l will causetrouble.
They came here for a marriage.
Now let's see who gets married..
What does my unclewant to say?.
l.. l will tell everything.
You brokethematch l made, didn't you?
Now watch me..
Look, don't comeany closerto me.
l am feeling scared.
After all l am your uncle.
Don'thit mein yourfit of anger.
You will take our relationship into consideration, right?
How can l hit you with a stick, uncle?
Very good.
You havetied my hands and legs but havekept my mouth open.
One does all thetalking through his mouth.
Kala!
Wait aminute.
Yes?
Whereis uncle? l am talking attendance.
Uncle? - Yes.
Which uncle?
There's just one uncle, not fifty. Kala's uncle.
Where is uncle? - He must belying unconscious somewhere.
Unconscious?
Okay. You mean hegot drunk and lost consciousness.
Yes.
But l havesearchedthewholehouse. l couldn't find him.Just..
l just needto check this room. - Hey!
You can enterthis room only over my dead body.
Kala..
Now l will haveto kill you?
That too becauseofthis room?
l can makeand break 50 such rooms for you.
You are strange.
l.. You took this very seriously.
Okay, l won't enter. Tell me something else.
Butwhereis uncle?
He's in Canada. l think heran away.
No, no, no.
Mann sahib had vowedthat if any ofhis guests runs away..
..then hewon't go back to lndia.
Unclewill be at my feet in thenext halfan hour.
l just said those things.
Well done. Eat all the sweets.
Thebuckets should remain full. Well done.
Listen, theunclecameto me. Hewas very excited.
Something about my daughter. l don'tknow what it was.
But hewas very excited.
Both ofthem together?
What if grandpa learns English in a few days he starts understanding everything?
Kala, you aresurrounded with livewire.
No matterwhich you touch, you will die.
l think l'll need to talk grandpainto leaving Roop here.
Grandpa!
Just likethat..
Kale, they justserved us sweets with tea. lt's great.
These aresugarcubes. You haveto dissolve them in the tea beforedrinking it.
Oh really?
You broughtus hereto get insulted!
You guys never respect us.
Hecameto me. Hewas very excited..- Grandpa..
l don't know what..
l needed to talk to you.
Keep him ata distance. Don't mingle with him alot.
Today l wish to give you atourof Canada.
Come with me. - lt's not necessary.
We too want to go.
Grandpa, l cannot take their responsibility.
Whatif any oneof them tries to run away?
How can anyonerun away?.
Mann sahib with be guarding with a riffle andtaking attendance.
He will diebut he won't let anyonerun away.
People saythat guy ran miles away in Canada.
l cannot even run fora kilometre.
Mann, no more running.
Who knows this road might lead straight to Punjab.
You never know how unlucky you are.
Oh no.
Damn!
Such big building.
So many glasses.
No onecan survivea fall from them.
Wheredo l haveto go?
Where did l write the address?
lt's here, in my pocket.
Okay.
Fine.
Yes.
l'll ask someone over here.
Let's go.
''The wholeworld is my playground, mybeloved.''
With my new car.
Get jealous, villagers.
Send.
Raja!
Raja...
New car? - Yes.
Brother Raja!
How are you?
Good.
You are doingwell.
You hardlyhad a cyclein the village.
That too was kept together with apieceofcloth.
This is great. You brought anew car.
Listen, don't talk about thepast.
l have areputation over here.
l changemy carafter every threedays.
After everythreedays.
Don'tlean on it, bro.
What is hesaying?
He wants the car.
What?.
Huh?
Hello? Yes? Where to?
Accordingto this you change your cars every 3 minutes not 3 days.
Everyonein the village mustbe saying..
Raja bought a carin Canada within threemonths!
Then whatshould onedo?
lt's not even been 6 months since one came here..
..and peoplelike you call and ask, ''brother, send the photo of your new car.''
Then this is how onewill send it.
Now listen to me.
Now that you ran and camehere..
Now run andwork. Come, mybrother. - No.
First show mearound alittle. lntroducemeto a few beautiful girls.
This isn't your mother's maternal home.
Here everyone from young to old has to work.
What?. - Yes.
Are you telling the truth? - Do you want itin writing?
Oh really? Now Mann sahib too will have to work?
Let's go.
First all the panes, then cars, then the driveway.
You have to wash them all. Get to work.
Hello? So much work?
This is nothing. Here one has to work so much that..
..while working one thinks he has become fair.
Buthedoesn't become fair, he is pruned.
Get to work, mybrother. Comeon.
Mann sahib will do so much work?
He will haveto do it. Anyway, no oneis watching.
Come on.
How do l do it?
Okay. l gotit.
Okay, Mann.
Oh..
Peopleof our village wouldn't have stoppedworshipping such a door.
l don'twantto stayhere..
Forget the people hereeven the doors don't let you comecloseto them.
Mann sahib, respectfully go back.
Julia will beso happy in Punjab.
lt's so beautiful and peaceful.
l'vebeen there, remember?
lt becameso after you left.
l mean when you come here.. now very peaceful.
Very peaceful.
How was thefiring?
Right. Peaceful. Thank you.
Brother-in-law, you..
Oh, thesmell ofthefirst shot.
Whathave you done!
What have you done,theone who wears turban theother way!
l just fired.
Nothing is going to fall down from the sky.
Kala..
Did l kill a peacock?
lt's not apeacock. lt's Doraemon.
Not Doraemon, it's Spiderman.
Yes, right. - Who is he? Which song had hesung?
Thereis lifebeyond singers. They are cartoon characters.
Okay. Cartoon.
Hewill never get up! Never!
Hey! - Hey!
Hegotup! Mybullet got wasted!
Give me the gun! - Giveit back.
Wewere justabout to convincehim..
l feel likehitting you.
Hey!
You have ruined Uday Pratap Singh!
God, givemea chance to leave their sister.
Then they will comebeggingto me..
''Brother-in-law,take her back!''
''l came to Canada for a wedding.''
Why are you following me?
''GurjantSingh will seek revenge!''
''l will seek revenge with her today!''
Revenge. Revenge. Revenge.
Where did shego?
l think sheis in here.
Anna!
Aunt!
Anna!
Anna,whereare you?
Anna!
Bulatewala? Are you drunk?
Did you molest a foreigner?
Wait.
You hit ouruncle with a stick?
l hit him with whatever l found near me.
Thereis no science in it. Don't think too much about it.
Hehit you when we have come forthewedding.
ln futuretheymight tryto attack me.
Hey, how can they? l am still alive, l am not dead.
You aregreat, brother-in-law.
Uncle, are you sober now?
Why? Are you high?
No. The stick.
Did you tell uncle about it?
l know everything now.
Hetold meeverything.
He told you?
You have alreadyhit me.
Now don't shoot atboth ofus.
Uncle..
God bless you.
Heis mybraveson.
l wonderwhere both the uncles are.
Now in this country, l won'tlet anyonerun away.
Hey!
What's happening inside?
Hey! You'll onceagain have to enterpassing over my dead body.
Brother,tell me.. You arestrange.
Both theuncles are missing since morning.
l wonder wherethey are.
Who's inside?
Both the uncles. You want to meetthem?
Hey! Let go ofme.
Uncleis inside. - Whatwill he bedoingthere?
Both theuncles areinside. Yeah, right.
They areinside. Let's go meetthem.
Let go ofme. - Come with me. Listen..- l know.
Uncleis.. - Forget it..
Ah! You found it.
The fellow on thehorse, that's my father.
'Albert is cheerfully sayingthat..'
'Theman on thehorse is his grandfather.'
Maybe. Buttheguy on the horse, my father.
My father.
Well, okay. - But this guy, the guy in chargeofthe stick, my father.
Your father is on thehorse and my poor father..
This means..
Your father hit my father?
Well, maybeso, butl don't know.
Your father hit my father?
Kala! Roop! Whereare you?
Comehere immediately! Hurryup!
Yes, grandpa?
His father hit my father.
He's our great grandfather? l have never seen his photo.
Stop your nonsense, Kala!
Orthis marriagewill not takeplace!
What are you saying, grandpa?
What do you think, if you cancel the wedding and leave,..
..the villagers will believeit?
Wewill get humiliated in the village if we go back without your daughter-in-law.
No onewill believethat we are theones who cancelled the wedding.
Everyone will think thatthese peopleinsulted us and cancelled it.
So many ofthem had come in trolleys..
..to seeus off.
Wewill loseour honour in the village.
Therestis up to you.
This honourwill kill me.
Grandpa.. - Now how will you handlethis?
This is very easy, can do itwith my left hand.
And this is my left hand. -Just shut up!
You still think this is ajoke?!
You areplaying with everyone's emotions.
Do you even havea heart?
Mymom was rightabout all of you.
l am notgoing to trustany ofyou.
You aresuch aliar!
Don't evertalk to me again!
Look, l am pretty sure Alisha didn'tmean anythingthat she said.
And l wanted to thank you forhelping meand Roop out.
lt reallymeans alotto me.
lt's alright. Good.
Thanks.
l am sorry.
l know that you arenot wrong.
Butthe way you are handling itis wrong.
Okay. You will handle everything.
l am sorry.
Strange.
l am saying sorry and you aren't saying anything.
Attitude.
l think he's being stubborn.
l didn't know something could even affect you.
Okaythen.
l cannot even touch your hair..
Otherwise you'll say, l am in love with you becausel touched your hair.
You want to send the moon back on a bucket?
''l am sure this is theeffect ofyour love.''
l still remember it.
''Myheart is so restless.''
l swear on God, l am notlying.
''l want to torturetheheart.''
''Mybeloved is like kohl.''
''l want to adorn him in my eyes.''
''Mybeloved is like kohl.''
''l want to adorn him in my eyes.''
''Mr. Black, pleasecome back.''
''Takemealong, l havemybags packed.''
''l have my bags packed.''
''l am sad and heartbroken becauseofhim.''
''Hedoesn'tknow that my heart beats for him.''
''l am alivewire!''
''Makethe fair ones go away!''
''Mybeloved is dark, makethe fairones go away.''
''l am alivewire!''
''Makethe fair ones go away!''
''l likehim, makethe fairones go away.''
''Makethem go away.''
''My eyes arestuck on you.''
''You aretheonly one l see.''
''Don'tletgo ofmyhand.''
''Take my heart.''
''Takemyheart away, mybeloved.''
''l swear, l don't wantto stay alone.''
''l want to always bewith you, even ifyou reject me.''
''l swear, l don't wantto stay alone.''
''l want to always bewith you, even ifyou reject me.''
''Peoplehavestarted talking about us.''
''God has made our match.''
''l am alivewire!''
''Makethe fair ones go away!''
''Mybeloved is dark, makethe fairones go away.''
''l am alivewire!''
''Makethe fair ones go away!''
''l likehim, makethe fairones go away.''
''Makethem go away.''
l hadtold you, but you didn't listen to me.
Why didn't you keep your promise?
What you didwith your mother was notright.
Stop it, aunt. Now l feel likecrying.
No. Why will you cry?. You should laugh. Laugh!
You have hit ajackpot. A foreign national is in love with you.
You just saved Rs. 50-60 lakhs.
You didn't haveto go to an agent either.
Mom, it is notso.
What? Sheis right. - Saw that?
No, mom. - What?
Try to understand, Kale. - Oh. Okay.
What okay. Everything is going wrong.
Excuse me, is everything alright?
Yeah, it's fine,Julia.
Nothing is fine.
You don'ttalk to me.
Someone pleaseoffer mesome tea.
l'll makeit on my own.
They don't even add sugarin it.
Stay away from my daughter, rustic.
She adds alot of sugar in her tea and she calls me rustic.
And you areotherwisealways forthetruth and now you arelying.
Mom's moodwas notgood.
l too am being ruled by other people's mood.
But don't you worry. l'll set everything straight.
'Guy on the horse..'
'My father.'
'The guywith thestick..'
'My father.'
'Your father.. hitmy father?'
Grandpa, thathurts!
Why have you comehere?
You will hit aperson whileheis sleeping?
What's wrongwith your pride?
l will hithim!
What? You're gonna hit me with a stick?
Stick?
No, no, no. Not you, not you.
Tiger. Tiger.
What do they call it?
Snake. Snake. Snake.- There's a snake!
What? Where?
Heknows. He knows.
Let meask. Letmeask.
Grandpa, theyhitin front ofeveryone.
We too will hit him in front ofeveryone.
Letthewedding takeplacefirst.
Why are you whispering? Snakes don't haveears.
Even he doesn't haveears.
Grandpa, l suggest we hithim with spiked stick.
lt'll piercehim and hurt him.
l don'tlikewhat you aresaying.
But its good.
Then think aboutthegood. Wewill startliking it later.
Think about when we will hit him in front ofeveryone.
You go and think about whatwill happen in the morning.
l will go and make arrangements. - Hurryup and getthem.
Don't worry. Even hedoesn't know wherethe snakeis.
Sure. - Sleep.
Okay. - Sorry.
God, l am handling everyone all by myself.
lt's your dutyto help me. Pleasehelp me.
''l am lostin yourthoughts.''
''Beloved, l am yours.''
''Why are you troubling me?''
''Why are you so far away from me?''
''Forthepeacock, l makea necklace.''
''When it's time to wearthe necklace..''
''To use the necklace..''
''When it's timeto wear the necklace, and useit..''
''Why do you fly away, oh peacock?''
''Oh peacock!''
''Why do you fly away, oh peacock?''
Hello.- Wonderful.
You look great.
That's great, Kala.
Well, grandpa, l am ready.
l am ready sincea long time.
Grandpa, l am talking aboutthewedding.
l too am talking aboutthewedding.
Then it's fine. - Okay.
Look at this.
This is worth Rs. 2000.
Wewill hurt him by throwing it.
Absolutely. - Holdthis.
My grandpalooks amazing.
Really?
lt's something.
Give me my stick back. lt's something, right!
Okay.
Listen? Whereis your uncle?
Call him.
Let's take him along.
Forgetit. Why shouldwetakehim along?
Hegets upset over small things.
He will ruin thewedding.
lt's okay. You don't let him speak. Keep his mouth shut.
Go and get up. Hurryup.
Hurry up, Kala.
l have alreadykept his mouth shut.
Now l fear ifhe opens it..
Thewedding procession is about to leave.
How can thewedding procession leave without me firing a bullet?
From here.
l can smell it. lt's in here. My job is done.
lt's been worthwhileto be in Canada.
Kale!
lt's getting late. Let's go.
You too want to go?
They aregetting married in their stylenow.
Seniors can'tgo there.
Why can'tthey?.
How do l explain it?.
lt's not a family style ofa wedding.
Thegirl andtheboy, they..
We know what they do.
Wewill go there. - Wewill go there.
Wewill go there.
Wehavecome to Canadato attend thewedding. - Thank God the old ladies didn't come.
Don't worry, nephew. l'll seehow you get married today.
Let's go. Come with me. l'll seewhat hedoes.
Look!
Whereto?
Hey, what do you think..
Hey!
Kala, do you think you can stop all three ofus?
Yes, l can. - Then try and stop us.
One..
Run! - Wheredidthey go! - Back to aunt.
Hey!
Yes?
Whereto?
l will have to run away.
Didn't you feel ashamed to hide everything from me?
Forget aboutthatiftheytell grandpa about everything then hewill shoot me.
Grandpa..
Stop your nonsense!
You lied to me?
Wheredid l go wrong in bring you up..
Wheredid l go wrongthat you humiliated mebeforetheworld?
Yes?
Tell me..
Tell me!
Forget about it. Be grateful that themess is over.
Do onething. Pack your bags, let's go andtake careof ourfields.
Right, son?
No.
Najjar Singh has given his word that too in front of all the villagers.
l havecomehereto get Roop married.
And l will return only after he is married.
l will makeJuliamy daughter-in-law. Understood?
Alisha, what's he on about?
l..
Uncle, he's saying, after thewedding he's gonnatakeJulia with him.
To lndia. To live.
Absolutely impossible.
You fair-skinned lad, you cannot takemy daughter-in-law away.
Roop, l am warning you.
Get out ofhere otherwise l am calling the police.
What did you say? Police? You aretalking aboutthepolice?
Call thepolice. - Yeah. Police. Get out.
Get out. Get out now.
Get out. Get outnow. Now.
All of you people. Out! Now! Go!
Out! Out! Out!
Father, let bygones bebygones.
What's the useof staying herenow?
Everyonehas gone to theairport.
Let's go. Weshould go there.
Why? What's so special in the village that wehave to go there?
How will you facethepeoplethere?
l suggestlet's stayback.
l tried running away. We won't survive.
One needs to work to survive here.
That's what wecannot do.
Wewill haveto go back. Only Punjab can take careofus.
No!
Najjar Singh has given his word.
And now it is the question of our honour.
Bhujjowaliya..
lt is thequestion ofyour honour.
Barlatewaliya..
lt is thequestion ofyour honour.
And nephew, it is also thequestion ofyourhonour.
You two letit be.
Hello. l'll call you back. Love you. Love you.
Grandpa, l spoketo Julia.
Sheis ready to go with us.
Sheagreed.
l told you, everythingwill work out.
Shut up.
l say, if anyonehas aphone, let's talk to Anna as well.
Mylifewill also get settled.
l suggest you let it be, uncle.
You won't beable to handleher.
Shut up.
All of you go to theairport.
l'll go and get my daughter-in-law.
Let's go. - Let's go, son.
But no onesmart is goingwith them.
Kale, you go with them. Go.
Thank you.
Whats up, baby?.
What? Shut up.
Don't bescared.
Grab her purse!
Let go! - Come on!
No! Letgo ofme!
Let go!
Get out ofhere, old man! - Dad!
Letgo! No!
Having fun, huh! - Let go.
Let go!
Stop it!
Justlether go!
Help me. - Givemethepurse!
Back off!
Givemethepurse.
l said give me the damn purse! Comeon, hurryup!
l'll blow her brains out.
Wait.. - Grandpa. No, grandpa.
Givemethepurse.
Okay. Okay.
Grandpa!
No!
Grandpa!
No! - Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Oh my God.
Hey, you gave my blood to him?
Don't you haveany shame?
No, grandpa. Wearegiving his blood to you.
What did you say?
You gave me his blood?
Getit out ofmy system!
Should weusebuckets to get it out?
l mean we werehelpless. We hadto takeit.
Your blood typeis rare.
Then we asked uncle to give it. - Shutup.
Okay..
Listen, l know how angry you'vebeen with me.
'Albert is saying that..'
'l know that you areangry.'
And.. and you areright.
From thebeginning you havebeen right.
'Weruled you,troubled you..'
'But in spite ofthat you risked your life forJulia.'
l am sorry.
'l apologise from myheart.'
l was wrong.
'Please forgiveme.'
l think that she'll..- 'l am confident that she'll behappywith your family.'
l think sheshould go.
Honest.
What is hesaying?
Grandpa, heis apologising to you.
And he is saying that you can takeJuliato lndia.
Shut up.
Liar.
Dear, you tell me.
Uncleis sayingthat you can take his daughter.
And that my daughterwill bein no danger overthere.
Yes!
From now, my daughter belongs to you.
You can takeher and please forgiveme.
Shut up. - Thank you so much, Kale.
lfit is so then l too letgo oftheenmity.
l can do anything for my family.
l have two grandsons.
lt's okayifoneofthem stays here.
Kale, you will go back to Punjab with me?
We'll find a nice girl for you over there.
First of all, l don't consent to this marriage.
Butif you havelost your mind then remember you'll have..
..to stayhereafter marriage.
But mom..
What, mom? Oneofthem can stayhere, right?
Then he can stay here and Roop can go to Punjab.
But that has alreadybeen decided.
Roop will stayhere.
Why? Why can't you stayhere?
Both of you stayhere.
But then grandpa.. - Saw that?
Heis eitherthinking about his grandfather or his brother.
How will he ever trulybelongto you?
Letmesomething, do you want to spend your lifewith..
..my daughter or your grandfather?
You will have to leaveone ofthem.
Either my daughter or your grandfather.
Kala..
One cannot sendthemoon back to thesky for everyone, Alisha.
l love you alot.
l cannot livewithout you.
But l cannotleavemy grandfather.
''Where does theroad meetthehorizon?''
''Everyoneknows that.''
''Wheredo they part, who knows?''
Kala..
''You don't know..''
''You don't value..''
''All thetears l shed for you.''
''The tears l shed for you.''
''Only l or my heart knows.''
''You don't know..''
''You don't value..''
''l feel that..''
''By staying away from you..''
''My heart keep tearing apart..''
''Enduring the pain oflove.''
''l feel that..''
''By staying away from you..''
''My heart keep tearing apart..''
''Enduring the pain oflove.''
''Staying away from you, l feel dead.''
''All thetears l shed for you.''
''The tears l shed for you.''
''Only l or my heart knows.''
''You don't know..''
''You don't value..''
Baldev Singh, now what are you waiting for?
Givehim thegifts.
Hehas been to Canada as well.
This is what everyonewanted, right?
Yes, this is what wewanted.
Kato, do you give your consent?
Don't object it like you did earlier.
Yes, father. l give my consent.
Both ofthem have given their consent and both ofthem likeeach other.
Okay then, continue with thecustom. - Go ahead.
Kale. - Stop! You..- Kale..
Huh?
What is hesaying?
Get up.
What happened?
Nothing, grandpa, l'll beright back..
Whereare you going?
l'll be right back.
Hurryback. - Why? Thesweets will get cold?
Sweets! l'll show you! - The sweets will get cold!
Hi.
Hello.
Whatare you doing overhere?
Actuallywhen you werecoming here..
l don't know whether he saved mylife when wewere young..
..but Saktiman did surely savemenow.
Kale, come back. - Coming.
What happened?
l was getting engaged.
What?.
Son.. - Coming.
Go ahead. l'll just get back to Canada.
Wait aminute.
l'll do something.
Mann sahib..
Sahib? What do you want?
lnside..
No!
Aren't you mybrother?
Get lost!
Pleasebrother!
Please? - l said no. No means no.Just yes.
Kato! Why? l love you a lot!
l was theone who fed you snacks.
Andwhen it was turn to givesweets, you went for Kala!
Why, Kato?
Why, Kato? - Hey!
My fields aretendedto, daily.
Thegrandsons thought to be useless are the ones who are useful.
Grandpa, this is not right.
Wewent so far and you left your grandson there.
You didn'thit Albert.
Whatis this, grandpa? You ruined everything.
lfl'm served cold okra at home l'll throw theplateaway.
Stop blabbering.
Grandpa, shehas just come. Let us settledown.
Shehas just come.
And l was saying, isn't Canadabeautiful?
Yes, itis.
l say,why don'tall ofus.. all ofus go and stayin Canada?
You are following your wife's orders already?.
lf you don't stop talking then l'll have you both boxed-in.
You are very eager to go to Canada!
Wait, l'll send you to Canada! - No, grandpa!
You wantto go to Canada!- Don'thit me. l'll get hurt. Then you can havetheokra all by yourself.
- l'll teach you alesson. - Who wants you there! You wantto go to Canada.
''When you start falling in love.''
''You loseeverything else, that's whatall thepoets say.''
''But l,too, would liketo say something.''
''You will never bethesameagain.''
''You too will lose your heart.''
''You too will fall in love.''
''You will lay sleepless all night.''
''You will berestless.''
''You too will lose your heart.''
''You too will fall in love.''
''You will lay sleepless all night.''
''You will berestless.''
''Youth spares no one.''
''lts sharp arrows arealways ready.''
''ltwaits fortheright opportunity, andthen attacks.''
''Youth spares no one.''
''lts sharp arrows arealways ready.''
''ltwaits fortheright opportunity, andthen attacks.''
''lf you arealover..''
''You'll haveto paytheprice.''
''You too will lose your heart.''
''You too will fall in love.''
''You will lay sleepless all night.''
''You will berestless.''
''You too will lose your heart.''
''You too will fall in love.''
''You will lay sleepless all night.''
''You will berestless.''
''One day, someone will catch your eye..''
''Thefirefly is ought..''
''Thefirefly is ought to get attracted to fire.''
''You too..''
''You too will lose your heart.''
''You too will fall in love.''
''You will lay sleepless all night.''
''You will berestless.''
''You too will lose your heart.''
''You too will fall in love.''
''You will lay sleepless all night.''
''You will berestless.''