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E, E, E, E, E.
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Then I would go to, like, a G.
And these are all just power chords.
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Hey, how you doing?
You're tuned in to Style Boyz television.
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I'm just sparking up.
Style Boyz radio hour.
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Sparking up this French fry.
K-F-F-F-R.
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I am French Fry Guy.
Hello.
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No! French Fry Guy!
I am French Fry Guy.
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- Not again!
- Cut!
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Yeah!
Style Boyz.
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Me likey that
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When a genie grants wishes
About girls blowing kisses
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And your momma
doing dishes
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Me likey that
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Okay.
Where to start?
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Ever since I was born,
I was dope.
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Honey.
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Oh, my gosh, sweetie!
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I loved music,
and as soon as I could,
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I started a band with my two best friends,
Owen and Lawrence.
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The Style Boyz.
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Right away,
people noticed us
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because our lyrics were beautiful
and insightful, poetic even.
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You're a motherfucking,
titty-sucking Two-balled bitch
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With a popcorn pussy
And a full-on dick
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Style Boyz in the house
And we give a fuck
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So whip out your nuts
And shut the fuck up...
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The thing
about the Style Boyz
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is that their chemistry and their
friendship was really authentic.
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You know, you could tell that they
were really friends with each other.
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They were hot.
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Before you knew it,
we signed with a major label
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and put out our first single,
Karate Guy.
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One, two,
three, four.
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I like to kick it,
I'm a karate guy
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Kiya, kiya
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Kiya...
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Karate Guy?
Are you kidding me, man?
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That song
changed my life.
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Now I'm in
a cowboy hat
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Yee-haw, yee-haw
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Now I'm in
a cowboy hat
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Yee-haw, yee-haw
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Now I'm in
three cowboy hats
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Yee-haw
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Kid Contact.
He handled the beats and the music.
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Kid Brain, you know,
he did all the lyrics.
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And then, Conner,
he was the charismatic one.
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The one who brought it
all together.
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You tell me you didn't see him and say,
"Yo, he's the star."
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Things definitely
started to get complicated.
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I couldn't help it
if the world chose me.
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Take one.
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You want me
to look here?
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Pretty funny, right?
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Be original.
Be fearless.
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I love my
White Butt Jeans.
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As my star kept burning brighter,
some stood by me.
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Others couldn't
take the heat.
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We broke up
the next day.
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I went solo,
and Owen became my DJ.
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Lawrence quit
the music biz altogether.
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And our DJ, Francis,
moved to Japan to hunt dolphins,
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like a dickhead.
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But it turned out all of that
was just a blessing in disguise
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because it turned me into Conner4Real.
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I dropped my first album.
And what can I say? It was a smash.
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And I owed it all to my fans,
who I share everything with.
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Yo, brushing my teeth.
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Yo, I just ate
a taco.
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It's Conner's Confessions,
hoverboard edition.
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Oh, fuck.
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Dude.
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Yo, just got
my butt waxed.
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That shit hurt.
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He's painfully honest with his fans,
probably too honest, really, like...
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But they
love him for it.
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Yo, just jacked it.
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Um... Feeling pretty
mellow right now.
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Doink de doink.
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Doink de doink.
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Doink de doink.
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I think he's incredible.
He really is the real deal.
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My fans and me,
we're in love.
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My songs are love letters,
and the arena is our bedroom.
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The stage...
The stage is where we fuck.
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Watch out
Watch out...
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It's Conner!
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Bar none,
I am the most humblest
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Number one at the top
of the humble list
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My apple crumble is by far
The most crumblest
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But I act like it tastes bad
out of humbleness
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The thing about me
that's so impressive
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Is how infrequently
I mention all of my successes
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I poo-poo it When girls say
that I should model
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My belly's full from all
the pride I swallow
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I've got it all
And I'm getting more
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Adam Levine's hologram!
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But I never fall
Beat them all
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'Cause you know I'm so humble
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So expensive.
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I'm so humble
I'm so humble
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I'm not your normal
definition of a rock star
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I don't complain
When my private jet is subpar
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Your mom's old But I'll ask
if she's your sister
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People say I'm charming
But I beg to differ
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I feel more humble
Than Dikembe Mutombo
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After a stumble left him
covered In a big pot of gumbo
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I guess, in a way,
being gracious Is my weakness
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People say I'm so
unpretentious For a genius
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I've got it all
And I'm getting more
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But I never fall
Beat them all
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'Cause you know
I'm so humble
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I say that
with no ego.
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I'm so humble
I'm so humble
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Watch out
Watch out
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I'm So Humble,
I instantly connected with that
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because I'm probably
the most humble person that I know.
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Yeah, well, it's a pretty
exciting time right now.
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Conner's second album,
his second solo album, CONNquest,
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is dropping in two weeks.
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And then we go
on the world tour.
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Harry, get in here, man.
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I've been Conner's manager
since back with the Style Boyz.
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It used to be the four of us
riding around in a van.
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But, uh, with success,
our family had to get a little bit bigger.
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Sure, Conner surrounds himself
with people who are agreeable.
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- I wouldn't call them yes men.
- Whoo!
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- Money!
- Oh!
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It went in! It went in!
You a murderer, son!
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Well, Conner currently has 32 people
on his personal payroll.
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He has a personal assistant,
a party coordinator, an ab trainer,
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basketball coach,
an eyebrow specialist,
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sneaker jockey,
two umbrella wranglers,
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a weed roller, a weed holder,
a turtle sitter for Maximus, scarf caddy...
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...a guy who punches him
in the nuts
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so that he remembers where he came from...
You're right.
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...a perspective
manipulator...
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Oh! That's a guy who's, uh,
slightly shorter than Conner
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who he pays to stand near him at
events to make him look taller.
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You know, back in my
high school days I was in a band.
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You may have heard of them,
called Tony! Toni! Tone! Tonee?
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We broke up over
creative differences.
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Each Tony had an exclamation
point after their name,
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and I thought my name
should have a question mark.
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So it would be T ony!
Toni! Tone! Tonee?
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In hindsight,
it was not my best decision,
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but that led me to Conner.
So who's laughing now?
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Here you go, buddy.
Ow, dude! You bit me, Max.
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This is my best
friend Maximus.
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My mom gave him to me
when I was nine years old,
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like, right after
my dad died.
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I feel like he's, like, the closest thing
I've ever had
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to, like, a little brother
or something.
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If I had, like, a mute brother
that was hella scaly.
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As a hatchling,
the doctors said
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that he had been diagnosed
with soggy bones syndrome
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and that he was not gonna make
it past, like, six months,
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but that was 20 years ago.
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You're my best friend.
Don't tell Owen.
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Come on up here.
This is Owen's world right here.
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This is where
I keep all my gear.
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This is one of the earliest synths I ever got.
It's a DX7. This is a classic.
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Oh, Conner's show?
No, no. In Conner's show I just use this.
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It's a iPod, 60 gigs, so, you know,
I can fit the entire show
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and, uh, plus, like, a bunch of dope
audio books, you know.
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It was year three at Hogwarts,
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and Harry was worried
it would never get any easier.
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Harry P.
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You know,
a lot of people ask me that.
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They say, like,
"Is it weird for you
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"to be playing
the background now
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"'cause, you know,
you used to be in Style Boyz?"
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And I always say,
"No, man, not at all!"
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Because I... I could never do what
Conner does, you know?
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Look, I'm a perfectionist.
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My first album sold four million copies,
so this one has to sell more.
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And that's why
I take this so seriously,
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you know, and I live
for this music.
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And...
It can't go away.
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That's why I personally wrote
every song on this record,
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and I used over 100 producers
for just 17 tracks,
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to guarantee
that they're all hits.
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I made a lot of the beats
on the first record,
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but on this one Conner said he really
wanted to branch out.
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It's good for him
to grow, you know.
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And, also, I played him a bunch of my beats,
and he was like, "No."
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What's up, y'all?
Got a hot new single coming.
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It addresses
some social issues
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that I think
are being ignored,
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so keep your eyes
peeled for that.
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We're gonna be surprise-releasing it
next Thursday at noon...
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Uh...
And that's it.
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Discrimination
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It ain't right
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I'm not gay But if I was,
I would want equal rights
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I'm not gay But if I were,
I would marry who I like
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It's not fair
I'm not gay
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That the government has a say
In who can love who, not gay
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Or to which god you
can pray I'm not gay
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It gets me so angry On behalf of them,
I feel passionate
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Not gay So I pray for them,
and I say for them
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We need to make a change
Not gay
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I see it clear as day This area is
not gray, titties
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We need equality
And for all to see
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That this is the new way
Not gay
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Just seems, not gay
Wrong, not gay
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That no one seems to care
Sports
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We can't continue
to pretend
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This not gay madness
has to end Not gay
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I was born this way...
Straight...
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You were born your way...
Gay...
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Gay or straight,
Straight or gay
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It's all okay...
Sure...
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It's time to make a change...
Yes...
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Time to stop the hate...
Uh...
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'Cause who you are is beautiful...
Not gay...
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Lying in bed next to 10
beautiful girls All straight
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And while I made
love to every one of them
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I was thinking about
the world Hot wings
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True love trumps all
Predator
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Flying kicks, not gay
Big watch, not gay
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Missionary, one love Gym socks,
nunchuck, not gay
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Lighter fluid,
HD, ninja, world peace
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Four-wheel drive,
gay marriage, love beave
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Free love, golf club, two guys,
not gay, rainbow, muff dive
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Harvey Milk,
Sean Penn, not gay
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Drum solo, courtside seats,
safe sex
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One-armed pushups
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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I'm not gay
I'm not gay
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I'm not, not, not gay
I'm not gay
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I was born this way...
I'm straight...
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You were born your way...
You're gay...
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Gay or straight,
Straight or gay
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It's all okay... And now it time
for sexual freedom for all
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Time to make a change...
Sexual freedom for all...
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00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:19,896
Time to stop the hate...
Sexual freedom for all...
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'Cause who you are
is beautiful
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Sexual freedom
for all, not gay
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He's writing a song
for gay marriage.
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You know, like it's not allowed.
It's allowed now.
241
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:37,353
Usually, I don't like
to read reviews, but I'm just excited.
242
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Like, I can't... I can't wait.
I wanna know how people feel about it,
243
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,794
and I wanna know how much they love it,
so, uh, here we go.
244
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Um...
245
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:53,632
Well, it's Pitchfork.
It's... They gave it a negative review.
246
00:11:55,600 --> 00:12:01,516
No, like it's a negative four
out of 10. Positive 10, I assume.
247
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,478
Pitchfork can be kind of pretentious,
though, so...
248
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,798
What?
249
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,073
You ain't gonna
knock my hustle.
250
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,789
Let's look at another one.
Let's pull it up. Rolling Stone.
251
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:18,634
Okay, um...
Out of four possible stars,
252
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:23,191
Rolling Stone has
given it the shit emoji.
253
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,515
I can only assume
it's a mess-up, you know.
254
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,791
They must have had
a problem with their, um...
255
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:35,709
No, this seems like the right score
for how they're saying this.
256
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,678
You know what?
Let just do a search.
257
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,320
"CONNquest review."
258
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,394
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
259
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,994
"CONNquest a triumph."
260
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:54,549
That's a good one. Let me read it.
This is on The Onion.
261
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:59,558
So, you know, mixed.
Let's call it mixed reviews.
262
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,757
So first you're in a group.
You introduce us to the Style Boyz,
263
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,136
and Donkey Roll, of course,
we play the hell out of that.
264
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,310
Yeah.
That's a hit for us, man.
265
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,176
And then, Conner,
you get that breakout moment.
266
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,270
You get a phone call
from Claudia Cantrell.
267
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,475
The one and only.
268
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,118
And she asks you
for a verse, man,
269
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,713
on her song
Turn Up the Beef.
270
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,475
Turn up the Beef
271
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,597
Throw your
body on the flame
272
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,908
But you take
that moment,
273
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,638
and instead of just,
like, kicking
274
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,416
a regular verse... You know what
I'm saying?
275
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,112
You did something
a little different.
276
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,016
The "catchphrase" verse,
as it's now known. Yeah.
277
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,359
Oh. Yeah, yeah.
Hello.
278
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,856
I had been working on a catchphrase...
Mmm-hmm.
279
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,792
...but what had happened was I
just thought of so many dope ones
280
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,708
that I was like,
"What if I put them all into the verse?"
281
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,896
Turn up the beef
CONNER: It's Conner, bitch
282
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,677
Yeah, he said so many words
I didn't know.
283
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,239
That was
a game-changing moment.
284
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,276
Usually one
catchphrase in a hit.
285
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,032
He dropped, like,
30 on us in one night.
286
00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,155
Shit was crazy.
287
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,468
Conner4Real
288
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:14,269
Immediately, I said,
"Man, this guy right here, he's gonna make it big!"
289
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,038
Because when you have
a catchphrase,
290
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,429
the world is catched
by your phrase.
291
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,136
You fast forward.
Things start to happen, man.
292
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,515
You get the Pop Music Award,
and now,
293
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,875
here come those
offers of a solo contract.
294
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,389
Yeah. How'd the other Style Boyz
feel about that?
295
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,960
You know, they took it fine.
Mmm-hmm.
296
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,197
Owen is my DJ and my best friend.
That's good, man.
297
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,840
And Lawrence lives
on a farm now, so...
298
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,071
Hold on. Lawrence Dunn
is a farmer?
299
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,439
My name
is Lawrence Dunn.
300
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,318
I used to be in the Style Boyz.
Now I'm a farmer.
301
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,919
Being out here
in nature,
302
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,356
away from all the people
and the trappings of modern life,
303
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,629
it's so peaceful.
There nothing like it. Ohh!
304
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,914
I've never been happier.
305
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,634
Uh... So, yeah, this is, uh,
all my woodwork.
306
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,234
It's kind of my passion,
uh, my hobby.
307
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,276
This is a nice piece.
It's called
308
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,909
Government in Crisis
for obvious reasons.
309
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,275
This one's a mask.
It's still me.
310
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,759
It's a hat.
311
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,435
You know, we were going places as a band.
We had plans as a band.
312
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,838
Style Boyz, that's three guys, not two.
It doesn't work with two.
313
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,433
You know,
it's like a tricycle.
314
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,520
You take away one of the wheels,
what have you got?
315
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,876
Nothing. A bicycle.
Don't use that.
316
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,430
Look, we had a good run, you know.
We had a few hits.
317
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,750
But it had run its course,
you know.
318
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,990
It was time
for us to all move on.
319
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,439
Get over it.
320
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,511
When the Style Boyz
broke up...
321
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,475
Damn.
322
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,590
The only other time
I remember being that sad
323
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,389
was when they killed Josh
Charles on The Good Wife.
324
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:53,355
I'm a Style Boy for life
325
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,477
Y'all ready for this?
Yeah.
326
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,030
Okay. Welcome to the future, bitches.
327
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,958
That's Conner's song.
328
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,639
Whoa!
329
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,753
Okay, both sides.
Okay.
330
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,149
- It's fun, right?
- Yeah.
331
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,310
You know, it's my favorite.
I like the freezer one.
332
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,631
Listen to this, homies.
We can upload your entire album
333
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,995
to fridges, washer-dryers,
blenders,
334
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,718
and microwaves
across the country.
335
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,957
You could do that?
Yes, nerd.
336
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,318
It's just Wi-Fi jibber jabber.
It's not a big deal.
337
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,992
Nobody doing appliance shit,
my nigga.
338
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,376
Ain't that right, my nigger?
No one is doing appliance shit.
339
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,800
Okay,
went with the hard "r."
340
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,836
This is that next,
next, next, man.
341
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,956
I told you all,
Deborah's a genius.
342
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,634
It's true, and it is
also pronounced "Deboarrah."
343
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,508
- "Deboarrah." Oh, that's very cool.
- "Deboarrah."
344
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,919
What's the origin
of that?
345
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,991
Uh, I believe Deborah.
346
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,433
That was ridiculous.
347
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,869
Right? Oh, my God, yes,
that was insane.
348
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,880
I mean, who would wanna listen
to music that way?
349
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,876
- Swag.
- I know it's kind of weird,
350
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,474
but Aquaspin's gonna help us
get the music out there, man.
351
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,736
I mean... You don't think people are
gonna have a problem
352
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,557
when music just
appears in their houses?
353
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,120
Look, I know
it sounds lame,
354
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,953
but there's no such thing
as selling out anymore, man.
355
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,837
This is how big
business works.
356
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,797
I mean, nowadays,
if you don't sell out,
357
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,950
people will wonder
if nobody asked you to.
358
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,075
Right.
But look, dude,
359
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,435
if you're not comfortable with it,
we could rethink it.
360
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,073
No, man, it's cool.
It's cool.
361
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,640
All right, cool.
Let's get in the car.
362
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,296
This jacket's making
me sweat my ass off.
363
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,992
Yeah, it's fucking hot
as shit out here.
364
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,936
- Welcome to the car, Conner.
- AC.
365
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,757
- Did you say Macy's?
- AC.
366
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,955
Did you say Macy's?
367
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,496
- Macy's? Macy's?
- Air conditioning.
368
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:39,195
Sometimes Conner just gets an idea,
and he runs with it, you know,
369
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:43,796
and he's right, like,
99.9% of the time,
370
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,474
so you've just got to trust
that he knows what he's doing.
371
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,632
So I understand why he, you know,
did the whole Aquaspin thing.
372
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,917
Touring is expensive today.
Why you think I do the A$ap Crunchables?
373
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,976
This is Gary Sikes.
This is the label photographer.
374
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,389
Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
All right. There we go. Yeah.
375
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,436
All right. Got the two of you.
Great. Okay.
376
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,856
Can I have a little
separation, please?
377
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,074
Oh wait.
Hang on, Gary.
378
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,696
You're not trying to break up the
dream team, are you?
379
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,976
No, no, no.
Just trying to get the logo.
380
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,216
May I... May I touch you?
Yeah, yeah.
381
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,136
Just slide down just a little bit.
Schooch you down like that.
382
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,256
A little pressure.
There we go.
383
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,496
I still see your shadow a little bit on him.
If you don't mind...
384
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,816
- Okay...
- You're still in it. You're still in it.
385
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,239
Conner. Nice.
Yeah, same thing.
386
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,435
Nice. Yeah.
387
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,751
Here you go, Paula.
Thank you.
388
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,637
Hey, how's the Pop Music
Award thing coming?
389
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,736
Good. I've called producers.
I'm waiting to hear back.
390
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,433
Please stay on them because you
know how important it is to him.
391
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,431
I'd love to get
Conner to the point where
392
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,431
people forget
that he's a musician.
393
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:40,115
Where he's just kind of
everywhere like oxygen or gravity
394
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,875
or clinical depression.
He's just everywhere.
395
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,673
Conner!
396
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,712
Hey!
397
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:48,949
Oh!
398
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,669
Ashley Wednesday,
star of the blockbuster Cube Theorem franchise,
399
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,399
was spotted with
pop rapper Conner4Real,
400
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,552
leaving the exclusive
New York City nightclub... last night.
401
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:07,713
Okay. Let's go, kids.
Time to go home in your fun car.
402
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,634
Ash and I have been hanging
out for about six months now,
403
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,473
and I've got to say,
she's the total package.
404
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,476
Well, when I was little,
I would spend hours
405
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,471
looking at famous
couples in magazines.
406
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,109
Us Weekly, People,
and everybody's speculating.
407
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,670
"Are they a real couple,
or are they just for publicity?"
408
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,320
And I knew that
when I grew up,
409
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,112
I wanted to be one
of those couples.
410
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,357
Five, four, three,
411
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,271
two, one!
412
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,176
Last night, popstar Conner4Real's
413
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,555
new album CONNquest
was released...
414
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,696
...on all
Aquaspin appliances.
415
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,896
Millions of unsuspecting
Americans turned on their toasters...
416
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,319
You can't do
that to people.
417
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,038
Yo, Conner4Real,
you suck, dude!
418
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,439
Whoo!
419
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,318
The President calling
the popstar a real dumb...
420
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,755
The only reason
he put it in appliances
421
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,354
is 'cause no one was gonna
buy his shit album.
422
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,037
He released his record
with a dishwashing company?
423
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,096
They did this big launch,
and it was all wireless or something.
424
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,873
I don't know. But it came out of every
appliance in my house,
425
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,599
and I was just like,
"I hate Conner4Real."
426
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,800
For real.
427
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,234
But seriously,
let's be nice to Conner4Real
428
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,639
'cause he seems
like a good guy.
429
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,639
Uh, I don't think so.
430
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,234
Uh, I don't think so.
Uh, I don't think so.
431
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,160
Come on!
432
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,640
Well, the overnight numbers
were not what we were expecting.
433
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,393
They were pretty low.
But it's still early.
434
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,235
Yeah, some people are saying
that the Aquaspin thing
435
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,753
was an invasion
of privacy,
436
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,717
so it's just a little
bump in the road.
437
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,548
Um...
438
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,198
He's dealing with it.
439
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,191
Conner, you okay,
buddy?
440
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,954
Maybe the numbers
were wrong, you know.
441
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,113
Like, Bonkohub had
a computer virus or something.
442
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,116
You know, you could be right.
I'll have Jay look into it.
443
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,556
So what are we talking?
Like, 150, 200, or...
444
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,439
Mmm...
Sixty-five thousand.
445
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:42,958
Well, that is not where we wanted to be,
but not bad for the day.
446
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,991
Actually, Conner,
that's for the week.
447
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,835
Estimated.
448
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,240
Sixty-five?
449
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,433
For the week?
450
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,152
Can... Can you...
451
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,390
Hey, can you guys give
us a second here?
452
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,480
Thank you.
453
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,158
It's the first day
of tour, baby!
454
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,355
Whoo!
455
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,955
I know Conner's bumming right now,
but his concert is amazing.
456
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,315
When this thing
goes off and he's out there,
457
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,635
I mean, it's just a spectacle.
It's enormous.
458
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,516
Yeah, my name is Zippy.
I'm the guitar tech on the tour.
459
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,234
Shit. Shit.
460
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,595
I make sure all the
instruments are tip-top.
461
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,136
I love the road. You know,
this is kind of a perfect job for me,
462
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,436
but my favorite free time
thing is flat-lining.
463
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,736
Heart rate dropping.
464
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,912
Flatlining is when you technically
lower your heart rate until, um...
465
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,274
Well, you're dead.
466
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,096
- He's still dropping.
- Then you can catch a glimpse
467
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:33,432
of the afterlife. Got the idea
from the film Flatliners,
468
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,193
Joel Schumacher film
shot by Jan de Bont.
469
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,193
You know, I try to fit in a
F-line sesh at least once a week.
470
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,919
Two, one.
Hit him. Clear!
471
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,434
Oh, whoa!
472
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,748
Did I shit my pants?
473
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,989
Not this time.
474
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,433
To Conner!
475
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,794
To Conner!
476
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,433
My mom means well.
477
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,159
She had her own dreams of
becoming a star back in the day,
478
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,753
and she gave it up
to have me,
479
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,856
so I really owe her for that,
and I'm lucky to have her support.
480
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,552
You wanna go first?
I'll go first.
481
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,198
Okay, you go first.
482
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,709
Kids first, and then moms.
483
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,350
Oh, my God,
that is so fun!
484
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:17,475
Hello, my name is Tyrus Quash, and I
do the food service on Conner's tours.
485
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,074
So these are carrots
eight different ways.
486
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,836
You have your triangles, shaved,
obelisks, natural, julienne...
487
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,399
As the French
like to call it...
488
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,736
"Julienne." I think that's how they say it.
489
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,228
Conner's very specific
when it comes to food,
490
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:36,316
and it brings me great joy to see
him love the treats that I prepare.
491
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,632
Yeah! Connor!
492
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,753
Finest girl I
ever met In my whole life
493
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,195
Wanna take her home
Make her my wife
494
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,919
Knew she was a freak
When she started talking
495
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,594
She said, "Fuck me
Like we fucked bin Laden"
496
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,990
Whoa
That girl was a freak
497
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,755
She said she wanted me to fuck
her Harder than the military
498
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,353
Fucked bin Laden
499
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,234
Fucked bin Laden
Fucked bin Laden
500
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,557
She wanted to fuck me
Harder than the US government
501
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,312
Fucked bin Laden
502
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,992
She was a
freaky kind of girl
503
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,992
Kept up on current events
From all around the world
504
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,752
More specifically one event
505
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,035
The time Osama bin Laden
Got shot in the head
506
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,918
She said, "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
507
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,434
That said, I can see you
horny Like a Stegosaur
508
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,710
That said, again,
your request Is so irregular
509
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,553
She put on a beard I started
looking at the exit door
510
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,471
Then a turban,
then a tunic
511
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,869
She said, "Invade my cave
With your special unit"
512
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,349
I said, "He wasn't in a cave"
But there was no stopping
513
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,840
She demanded
that I fuck her like we
514
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,199
Fucked bin Laden
515
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,948
Fucked bin Laden
Fucked bin Laden
516
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,516
She wanted to fuck me
Harder than the US government
517
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,999
Fucked bin Laden
518
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,268
This girl requested intercourse
To bring her to climax
519
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,989
With the clinical efficiency
Of the assassination
520
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,752
Of bin Laden
521
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,195
You're harboring a fugitive
That ass
522
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,589
And my justice will be
punitive Imma smash
523
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,557
Night vision They can
see us through my GoPro
524
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,949
She tried to negotiate
I said that's a no-no
525
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,315
Now I'm creeping in her
bedroom like, "Go, go"
526
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,793
She tells me to go low
527
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,016
Then looks down
and says I've got to
528
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,397
Terrorize that pussy
Got to terrorize that pussy
529
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,835
So I did it
Improvised some crazy shit...
530
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,355
It's fucking awful.
531
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,955
Conner's music may not be what
I listen to in my free time,
532
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,753
but it seems to make
so many people money.
533
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:52,519
Mona Lisa You're
an overrated piece of shit
534
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,275
Can someone explain
Why the whole wide world
535
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,749
Is obsessed with
a Garbage Pail Kid
536
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,400
Looks like
a Garbage Pail Kid
537
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,278
Y'all have been so amazing.
Thank you so much.
538
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:08,797
What a beautiful night.
Everybody in the front, make some noise.
539
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,992
Now everybody on the sides,
make some noise.
540
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,033
Now everybody way up in the
upper deck, make some noise.
541
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,789
Conner,
I love you! I love you!
542
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,959
Harry, what the hell?
543
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,356
First of all, this is an
18,000-seat arena.
544
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,479
Nobody sells this out. You sold 15,000
seats. That's still really good.
545
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,757
No, it's not good.
Hammerleg sold this place out last week.
546
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,918
Well, Aquaspin
agrees with you.
547
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,440
They're concerned
about ticket sales.
548
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,671
What? But it's an 18,000 seat place.
Nobody sells that out.
549
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,478
Hammerleg did last week.
550
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,912
Look, the low record sales
are making them nervous.
551
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,433
They wanna bring
on an opening act.
552
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,115
What? We have an opening act.
Owen DJs.
553
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,350
Hey, I'm always saying
Style Boyz could be the opener.
554
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,158
No, man.
Will you stop with that?
555
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,272
Dude, people keep blowing up my
Twitter about us doing Donkey Roll.
556
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,016
- Oh, they're blowing up your Twitter?
- Yeah.
557
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,416
How many followers
do you have, Owen?
558
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,509
Like 500,000.
559
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,149
Okay, well, I got 20 million, and no
one's asking me to do that shit, so...
560
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,176
Some of those
are probably bots.
561
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,077
Okay, look, guys,
regardless,
562
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,435
we still have to decide
on an opening act.
563
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,672
Man! All right, fine.
Does anybody have ideas?
564
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,950
One, but you are
gonna like it.
565
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,436
Wait. Did you say
"are" or "aren't"?
566
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,160
Are.
567
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,109
Yeah! You know I'm a
motherfucking piece of shit.
568
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,278
Say,
"Fuck you, Hunter!"
569
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,958
Fuck you, Hunter!
570
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,393
Say, "Fuck you, Hunter!"
571
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,674
Fuck you, Hunter!
572
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,760
Let's go.
573
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,872
Stomping through the forest
Like a retarded Tyrannosaurus
574
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,713
Hunter eating beefcakes
In the back of a Ford Taurus
575
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,358
Fuck the chorus
Fuck my moms
576
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,112
Fuck your dad
Fuck this song
577
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,315
Hunter the Hungry is one of those
rappers who just doesn't give a fuck.
578
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,960
People think
that he ain't crazy.
579
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,554
No, he crazy for real.
I seen him backstage.
580
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,296
He wasn't smoking the blunt.
He was just eating it.
581
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,630
I mean Hunter's the youth, you know.
He's... He's what's next.
582
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,673
I'm talking our crew!
583
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,040
Oh!
584
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,677
Conner4Real in the flesh?
Hey, yo!
585
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,831
It's... It's an honor
to meet you, man.
586
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,957
CONNquest, Style Boyz,
I grew up off that shit, man.
587
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,275
Thanks. I wanna be you,
kind of, but not white.
588
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,952
Like black still,
'cause it's strong.
589
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,519
It's a strong color.
For sure, yeah.
590
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,234
Like, you are that dude.
Like, have you met you?
591
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,711
Have you met you?
You? Have you met you?
592
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,376
Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?
This is crazy.
593
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,120
You be you.
You don't want me to be all that
594
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,553
'cause I'll tear
some shit up.
595
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,336
- You know how it is?
- That is great...
596
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,034
Hell, yeah! We gonna
turn up a show up here!
597
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,120
Oh, don't hurt me.
598
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,871
- You know how it is!
- Okay.
599
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,708
But seriously, man.
I'm real honored, dawg.
600
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,598
I'm not gonna let you down.
You my idol,
601
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,837
right next to Jesus and Morgan Freeman.
602
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,759
- All right, sure.
- Yeah.
603
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,599
Yeah, bitch! What up?
604
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,033
I like him.
605
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,470
Where'd you get the cayenne?
Get off my basil.
606
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,056
No, dawg. That's my basil, too.
Get off my basil, dude.
607
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,115
That's my basil.
608
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,616
- That's my basil, too.
- Come on, dude.
609
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,096
And chives, son! And chives! Watch
me kill this deer real quick.
610
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,394
Oh.
611
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,560
- What? You can do that?
- That's deer meat, son.
612
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800
- That's deer meat, bitch.
- Whoa, dude.
613
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,512
What is this crazy shit?
614
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,318
Oh, dude!
That's your new head.
615
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,755
What?
616
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,076
I had it specially
made for you, man.
617
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,016
I took the measurements
while you were sleeping.
618
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,396
It's like on some
futuristic EDM shit.
619
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,637
We did the research,
and EDM is hot.
620
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,551
Robots on ecstasy
and shit.
621
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,435
Daft Punk, deadmau5,
DJ Tommy Pizza.
622
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,753
Oprah Spinfrey,
Vinyl Ritchie, R2-LSD2,
623
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:55,392
Ecstasy-3PO, LSD-3PO, Elton John.
All those dudes are crushing.
624
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,696
- Look at all these functions.
- Yeah.
625
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,438
It's like a Lite-Brite,
but it's moving.
626
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,279
Oh, and check this out.
627
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,956
Oh, wow! It goes all
the way up there.
628
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,270
All the way, man.
It's like a beacon to space.
629
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,918
And, plus,
it makes this sound.
630
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,759
Wow!
631
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,114
Why would it
make that sound?
632
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,349
I don't even know,
633
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,159
but it's nice to know that it's
there if you need it, you know.
634
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,276
Yeah.
Yo, helmet's dope.
635
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,556
Looks like the tip
of Optimus Prime's dick.
636
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,313
See? Don't you wanna
look like Optimus Prime?
637
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,955
His dick?
Fuck, yeah!
638
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,072
Fuck, yeah! Yeah, man...
I don't know.
639
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,637
Owen, please? Please, please
wear the helmet, Owen.
640
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,473
Come on, man. The show really needs it.
Please, man.
641
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,314
I mean, if it'll help the tour.
Yes.
642
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,676
Yeah. Dude, we're killing this!
643
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,430
Well, howdy, ma'am
We're the two banditos...
644
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,840
Having Hunter aboard
has really energized the tour.
645
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,955
Tickets are selling.
646
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,599
Hunter is the shit.
647
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,037
Aw! I love you, too, man.
648
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,553
Dude!
Get off me, dude!
649
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,596
Yeah, you know
we're two banditos
650
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:10,310
Yeah, you know
we're two banditos
651
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,436
Do a little dance
and drink a little water
652
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,399
Putting that helmet on Owen's head,
that was a brilliant gimmick.
653
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,038
I wish I'd done that
with Zayn.
654
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,315
We could've kept him
in One Direction for years.
655
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,152
Prank time!
656
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,231
Pranks is where it's at.
You know what I'm saying?
657
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,311
Like, you've got
to have fun on tour, yo.
658
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,788
Rise and shine, dude.
659
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,376
You know he's got
that sense of humor
660
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,676
where it's like,
"Stop now, please." "Please stop."
661
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,576
But he keeps on going.
"Please stop doing this."
662
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,875
Eat a lot of burritos While
we're fucking bald eagles
663
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,791
Let's go back to the
chorus, dude Okay
664
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,598
We're two cute
little kittens
665
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,671
Yeah, we're two cute
little kittens
666
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,911
Yeah, we're two cute little
kittens Shut the fuck up
667
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,798
Con ner, did you take a shit
in the Anne Frank House?
668
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,633
Do not go in there.
669
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,790
Whoo!
670
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,199
Ace Ventura.
671
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,576
I fucked your first
cousin with the didgeridoo
672
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,400
And when she came
You know, it sounded like...
673
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,749
This is my new
best friend right here!
674
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,479
This my nigga!
675
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,238
Yeah, he's my friend!
676
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,318
All right,
listen up, everybody.
677
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,437
First of all, I wanna say congratulations
on a great show tonight.
678
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,832
- Yeah.
- For the last eight shows,
679
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,911
we have been sold out!
680
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,001
It's like I was... I feel like
it's finally just clicking.
681
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,349
Yeah.
Hey, we are on a roll, baby.
682
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,953
Yeah.
Yeah.
683
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,076
Is it helping album sales?
It's got to be, right?
684
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,633
You know how it is,
you know.
685
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,314
Sometimes, it takes a while for
the marketplace to catch up.
686
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,830
Don't worry.
Definitely helping Hunter.
687
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,751
This dude's album
just went gold.
688
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,271
Gold?
For real.
689
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,392
How's that even...
That's a mistake, right?
690
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,677
Our shit
hasn't even gone gold.
691
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,995
Look, he's just having
a moment. That's all.
692
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,416
Well, how come
I'm not having a moment?
693
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,953
You've had
tons of moments.
694
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,951
Don't worry.
There's plenty to go around.
695
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,270
Yo! Shout out to T.I.
in the house.
696
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,590
What's up, soldier?
What's up, Ka-el? Okay.
697
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,957
Y'all, my man Hunter the
Hungry is in the house.
698
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,156
Y'all make some noise!
699
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,394
What's up, Ka-el?
700
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,960
Yo! Y'all wanna hear the hottest
song on the streets right now?
701
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,035
Yeah!
702
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,231
Stomping through the
forest Like a retarded Tyrannosaurus
703
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,118
Hunter eating beefcakes In
the back of a Ford Taurus...
704
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,976
Look, man, Conner got all the way to
the top of this business, you know,
705
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,278
and the higher you get, the harder
you fall. I mean, ask any coconut.
706
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,670
Thing is, is that Conner's never
been as good as with the Style Boyz.
707
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,592
Whatever him and Lawrence
were beefing over,
708
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,360
they need to figure out
a way to squash it.
709
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,472
Ever since Style Boyz broke up,
Lawrence has been mad at me.
710
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,072
He claims he wrote my
famous catchphrase verse.
711
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,597
Translation,
he's a jealous-ass hater
712
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,389
who's mad that I blew up, and he's
a farmer out in bumfuck nowhere,
713
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,349
but, you know,
we all have our take.
714
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,356
Uh, this one here,
this is my Poppy.
715
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,600
Uh...
716
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,592
It's what I got for writing
Conner's famous catchphrase verse.
717
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,759
If you look close,
you'll notice that it's not real
718
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,196
because I didn't get a Poppy
or credit of any kind.
719
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,110
But there is one person that
I absolutely have to thank,
720
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,236
and that person is me.
721
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,836
Me, myself, and I! I did it all by myself.
Nobody helped me.
722
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,956
So, yeah,
that's my Poppy.
723
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,376
I mean,
if he's so great,
724
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,120
how come he's not
making anything, you know?
725
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,873
Nothing's stopping him from going
out and writing a bunch of hits.
726
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,839
After the Style Boyz,
I tried some solo projects,
727
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,353
but none of them
really took off.
728
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,711
Old boots,
paper towels Shop girl, unknown fellow
729
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,156
Deodorant, house keys
Sweatshirt, and umbrella
730
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,595
A golf club,
basketball, bug spray
731
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,240
A laundry heap,
a pocket knife, a battery
732
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,595
These are the things
in my Jeep
733
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,471
These are the things
in my Jeep
734
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,216
I didn't really
relate to that song
735
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,958
because, you know,
I had different things
736
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,837
in my Jeep than
he had in his Jeep.
737
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,791
I don't think Conner's living
real life. I think he's in a bubble
738
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,475
with people telling him what he wants
to hear and kissing his ass all day.
739
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,274
I heard he's getting
into stage gimmicks now.
740
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,351
He's got Owen in
a helmet looking dumb,
741
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,396
and one where
he sings from a toilet.
742
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,400
Someone should've told him
that shit is whack,
743
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,591
but he's so afraid of failure, man.
He's just getting desperate.
744
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,278
Let's try it again.
745
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,800
Oh!
746
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,200
Oh, it snagged.
747
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,556
What's up, my confidants?
Be sure to come through to my show tonight.
748
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,756
I'm trying a brand new
magic trick.
749
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,512
You know they said
it couldn't be done.
750
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,296
That the trick that
was designed for a woman,
751
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,958
and my junk would
get all tangled,
752
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,632
but I figured out
how to solve it.
753
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,159
I think if I just
tuck it all back.
754
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,838
See you tonight.
755
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,315
Let's go.
756
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,953
Hey!
757
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,079
What is this, y'all?
758
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,674
I said upscale.
You took me to outer space.
759
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,960
What do you say we take
it back down to Earth?
760
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,800
Whoo!
761
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,269
What?
762
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,552
This almost looks like something
that a cowboy might wear.
763
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,637
Are y'all looking
at my chaps?
764
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,311
But enough horsing around.
Let's take this uptown.
765
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:25,395
How about a good old fashioned tuxedo?
There is no substitute.
766
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,114
Top of the world!
767
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,829
Oh, shit.
768
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:37,188
No, no. It's tucked. I shaved for
the trick. Don't post those pics.
769
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,616
As they approach
the end of the dark forest...
770
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,029
It's an illusion. It's tucked.
I tuck it back.
771
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,354
Conner, just hold on.
772
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,176
- Don't post those.
- It's a tuck and take.
773
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,997
I don't know what
to do right now.
774
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,469
I wanna show you all my dick
but I can't show you my dick.
775
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,548
It's a great conundrum.
It's a great conundrum.
776
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,955
Holy shit, dude.
Where the fuck was your dick, dawg?
777
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,753
What happened out there?
What happened to the trick?
778
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,871
Conner, don't worry.
Nobody saw anything.
779
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,791
I wish they had
seen something.
780
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,936
Now, there's 10,000 people
that think I got no dick.
781
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,039
- Wait. You guys know I have a dick, right?
- Yes.
782
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,856
- You do. You do.
- Yeah, it's just that...
783
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,456
I've always
believed you had a dick.
784
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,153
Right, right, right.
But like where was it, though?
785
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,117
Because that
motherfucker was gone.
786
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,269
We've gone over this.
787
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,913
You know I've got
to tuck my shit back
788
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,036
so it doesn't get tangled
up in the garments.
789
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,997
That makes perfect sense.
Of course.
790
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,256
You've got to put it
in between your legs.
791
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,696
Conner, don't worry about it.
You were up there for, like, 10 seconds.
792
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,551
Ten seconds is
an eternity, Harry.
793
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,232
It's a third of
the way to Mars.
794
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,993
Conner, we've
talked about this.
795
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,157
Thirty Seconds to Mars is the
name of a band. It's not a fact.
796
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,392
Look, thank you, dawg,
because this shit was hilarious, man.
797
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,631
Well, I'm so glad that I
could entertain you, Hunter.
798
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,896
You wouldn't happen to know
anything about this, would you?
799
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,399
Oh! I wish.
800
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,995
This is like genius prank
shit right here. Next level.
801
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,117
You would have to be the
best prankster of all time
802
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,872
to think of
something like this,
803
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:59,028
and, well, shit, that's me.
Maybe I did do it.
804
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,438
No, I didn't do it,
805
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,919
or did I?
806
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,468
No, I didn't,
807
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,558
or maybe I did
808
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,709
not
809
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,354
do it.
Did you?
810
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,115
I didn't do it, or I did.
Who knows? I don't.
811
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,153
Conner, don't worry. Don't worry.
This is not news.
812
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,514
- What the fuck?
- Son...
813
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,272
The timing of that
was crazy.
814
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,796
They should call
him NoDick4Real.
815
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,440
Whoa!
816
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,639
It was tucked, Linda.
It's part of the show.
817
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,797
- No. No, don't print that.
- Everywhere I look. It's insane.
818
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,871
Now it's on the front
page of USA Today,
819
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,951
the most respected
newspaper in the world.
820
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,913
Sweetie, relax. All we
need is a different story
821
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,720
to wipe it out of the press cycle.
Mmm-hmm.
822
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,910
Okay, so what?
What do we do?
823
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,911
Anything.
Release a new single.
824
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,993
Get a crazy haircut, or, uh, take
an ugly teenager to the prom.
825
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,311
All good ideas.
Let's keep thinking about it,
826
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,280
and I'm gonna go tweet
a picture of my dick.
827
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,992
Okay, don't
really do that.
828
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,515
Man, I just think it's gonna
really change people's perception of me
829
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,352
in a good, positive way,
830
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,318
and also I'm really glad about the
fact that we'll get married, too,
831
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,628
'cause I like her so much.
832
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,080
- Conner, what's going on?
- You'll see.
833
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,560
- Oh, my God! Is that music?
- Yeah.
834
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,473
Almost there and...
835
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,440
Uh-huh.
836
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,113
You ready?
Mmm-hmm.
837
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,952
Are those
real wolves?
838
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,837
Yeah.
Conner.
839
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,710
My psychic told me
that, in my previous life, I was a wolf,
840
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,110
which makes
so much sense,
841
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,080
but I can't believe
that Conner remembered.
842
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,712
And you invited the press.
Yeah.
843
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,710
I landed in
London At a quarter to noon
844
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,158
Oh, my God, is that Seal?
Yeah.
845
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,236
What is this?
What's going on?
846
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:20,715
I know she's exquisite
So I had to visit
847
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,355
Pushed my back to
the front of the door
848
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,476
Ever since I met you,
849
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,552
I knew in my heart that
you were super banging.
850
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,597
Ashley Wednesday
851
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,993
Hey, dude, you've got to kill this music.
The wolves are going crazy.
852
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,913
I can't stop Seal
from singing.
853
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,196
With impeccable style
854
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,436
All right, can we get the
wolves to be more quiet?
855
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,360
No.
856
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,955
Ashley Wednesday,
857
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,315
will you marry me?
858
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,278
Please freaking
say yes, girl
859
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,311
Yes. Yes.
860
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,056
The wolves are loose!
861
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,256
- Look out!
- Shit!
862
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,315
Shit. Okay.
863
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,549
Oh, God!
864
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,198
Move! Run now!
865
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,456
Jesus Christ,
we got wild animals everywhere...
866
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,708
My God!
867
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,279
Get on!
868
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,634
Seal, come on!
Hurry!
869
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,350
Are you okay?
I'm fine. For a second...
870
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,189
Seal!
871
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,280
Seal! Shit!
872
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,634
Oh!
873
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,236
Oh, my God,
you got him, dude!
874
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,715
Don't worry.
I've been in this situation before.
875
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,160
How do you think
I got these scars?
876
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,235
From wolves?
877
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,436
Fucking wolves.
Now let's get out of here.
878
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,469
What the fuck?
879
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,835
Go! Go!
Go!
880
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,876
We killed Seal. He's dead!
881
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,837
He's dead!
Seal is dead!
882
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,555
Conner4Real is being sued
by R&B singer Seal for $5 million.
883
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,760
Why would he
do that to Seal?
884
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,518
Conner4Real is
such a joke.
885
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,936
He disappointed all of us.
I mean like...
886
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,960
Did you see
that proposal?
887
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,616
Like, I don't even think
they like each other.
888
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,016
'Cause Conner definitely
ain't the real deal.
889
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,359
He doesn't even
have a dick.
890
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,796
I used to like Conner4Real,
but now I wish he would just go away.
891
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,237
My first guest,
Conner4Real!
892
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,909
I just wanna thank Seal again
and wish him a fast recovery.
893
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,149
He's gonna be fine.
894
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,434
That's great news.
895
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,193
That's great news, and congrats
again to you and Ashley.
896
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,656
Thank you. Thank you, and,
you know, don't forget,
897
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,035
CONNquest
in stores now. Cop that.
898
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,680
Yeah, absolutely.
899
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,149
Can I just fanboy
out for a second?
900
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,151
Uh, because my favorite
thing of yours
901
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,748
from back in the day,
the Donkey Roll. Oh!
902
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,831
You got a minute?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
903
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,279
For the kids out there,
904
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,954
the Donkey Roll is
from Conner's old group,
905
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,270
the Style Boyz,
when I was...
906
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,776
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
907
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,950
I don't wanna brag but
I used to do a mean
908
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,439
Donkey Roll
back in college.
909
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,476
I'm just saying.
Oh, for real?
910
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,637
Some said I did it
better than yours.
911
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,056
Come on, now.
No...
912
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,071
Don't do that,
Jimmy Fallon.
913
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,754
I think I saw Kid
Contact backstage.
914
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,800
Do you think that we could
get him out here and...
915
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,679
I doubt he'd be into that.
916
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,198
Y'all set me up?
917
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,080
Oh!
918
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,995
Okay, I'll be filling in for Kid Brain!
Roots, Donkey-Roll us!
919
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,758
I love the Donkey Roll.
920
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,196
The Donkey Roll was the shit.
That's the reason why I dance.
921
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,556
Every junior high dance had
to end with the Donkey Roll.
922
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,234
I dreamed of doing the Donkey
Roll onstage with them.
923
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,400
Yo, that was impressive!
924
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,515
It's all right.
925
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,600
Thanks, everybody.
926
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,749
Yo, dude, how fun
was that shit?
927
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,319
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
928
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,760
I wish Lawrence
could've been here.
929
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,639
Owen, that sucked.
930
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:50,280
I'm trying to sell a record,
not stroll down memory lane.
931
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,880
That shit made me
look like a has-been.
932
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,957
Come on, man.
The crowd loved it.
933
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,640
Whatever, man.
934
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,600
Conner.
935
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,280
Well, look,
you have to understand something.
936
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,555
Conner's lived
a very blessed life.
937
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,108
He got very successful
very, very young.
938
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,269
No, no, no.
939
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,595
And because of that,
he never really learned
940
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,830
to handle adversity
in an adult way.
941
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,117
How many people here bought
my new album CONNquest?
942
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,153
All y'all are liars!
I know you didn't buy it!
943
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,470
Do you guys even
like me anymore?
944
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:31,656
Could've seen this coming.
945
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,478
Conner4Real dumped by new fiancée,
Ashley Wednesday.
946
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,256
Hey, Conner,
why did Ashley dump you, bro?
947
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,589
- Get the fuck off me.
- Yo, man!
948
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,749
Son of a bitch!
949
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,576
- Yo, I could really use you out here, man.
- Mmm-hmm.
950
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,591
Yo, we're in
Denver tomorrow.
951
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,870
Come through.
I'll send a car for you.
952
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,080
He really wants
to apologize?
953
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,256
Yes. He really...
954
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,280
Stop. Down.
955
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,634
This business
can be crazy, man.
956
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,518
That's why it's so important to
be around people that you trust,
957
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,640
that you've grown up with.
958
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,994
I mean...
What is that?
959
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,991
And, plus,
Lawrence was always the one
960
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,355
who could cheer
Conner up, you know.
961
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,320
Mmm-hmm.
962
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:07,188
Dude, please. He really needs
his real friends right now.
963
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:09,631
He needs you.
964
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,592
Yo, what's that sound
in the background?
965
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,355
Oh, it's just my girlfriend.
I'm having sex with her.
966
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,749
All right, man. Maybe, you know?
Maybe. I'll think about it.
967
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,156
So last night, I caught a
little bit of this obscure old movie
968
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,559
called The Parent Trap, right?
969
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,712
In that movie,
these two little red-headed girls,
970
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,837
they get the idea to trick
their divorced parents
971
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,150
into falling back in
love with each other,
972
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:38,997
so I was like, "Yo, if I just get Lawrence
and Conner in the same room together,
973
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,674
"boom, they're gonna
realize that they're friends,
974
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,035
"and we all can all
be buddies again."
975
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,239
Mona Lisa
976
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,790
You're an overrated
piece of shit
977
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,990
What the fuck
is this garbage
978
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,877
Tyrus, shut up, man.
We're watching TV.
979
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,960
Quiet, fool.
980
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,759
Leave the singing to the professionals,
please. Yeah?
981
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,955
You're right.
I'm sorry.
982
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,792
And cut softer, dawg.
983
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,199
Dedicated to
the people of Ethpania.
984
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,510
We were on the road
in Spain, and I noticed
985
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:28,789
that the people there pronounce the
letter S with, like, a T-H "th" sound,
986
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:34,193
so instead of saying Spain,
they say Thpain, you know,
987
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:38,319
and it's like the whole country
has a crazy speech impediment,
988
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,118
so I wrote a thong
about that.
989
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,750
In Ibitha, tha, tha, tha
990
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,316
Every day's
a fiesta, tha, tha
991
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,354
Speakers boom On the dance
floor, floor, floor
992
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,876
Everyone is a star,
star, star, star
993
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,838
Our tummies are
full of Pae-jhay-ah
994
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,792
All right.
Thanks, man.
995
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,108
Man, good shit.
996
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,918
You dropped in
perfect right on that one.
997
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,433
Oh, thanks, man.
Thanks.
998
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,035
Oh, I invited Lawrence to come
to the after-party tonight,
999
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,519
so he might be here.
1000
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:12,794
What? Lawrence is here?
1001
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,872
Yeah, man. You know, I told you
he lives right nearby here,
1002
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,776
so I just thought it'd
be cool for him to come.
1003
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,656
He actually... He wanted
to apologize to you, I think...
1004
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,990
Owen, are you trying
to Parent Trap us?
1005
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,155
No.
1006
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,992
God,
he looks like a caveman.
1007
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,795
Look at this fool.
He's about to murder somebody.
1008
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,800
I think it's just
the lighting in the limo.
1009
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,989
What?
1010
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,311
No, seriously, I think that
that's just his resting face.
1011
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,118
He's just relaxing.
1012
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,656
So, what, he'll just apologize to me,
and I'm supposed to forgive him,
1013
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,069
and then we go back to
being a big happy family?
1014
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,676
Something
like that, yeah.
1015
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,470
All right.
1016
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,157
Style Boyz in
the house, right?
1017
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,439
No. No.
Fuck this.
1018
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,078
No. No!
Fans got through the gate.
1019
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,909
We've got to lock up. Let me out, man.
Unlock the doors.
1020
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,070
Yeah, you should go, man.
Bail. That's your move.
1021
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,230
That's not my move. That's your move.
You bailed.
1022
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,117
I didn't bail.
People liked me best,
1023
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,236
and you couldn't handle it,
so I did my own thing.
1024
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,276
People liked you best
'cause of the shit I wrote.
1025
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,056
They don't like your shit. They like
my shit, and they don't even know it.
1026
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,311
Take a look around, Lawrence.
If you were so important to my success,
1027
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,358
how come my solo shit's way
bigger than Style Boyz ever was?
1028
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,112
You got Owen
making all your beats,
1029
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,160
and now you ditched him,
and your shit's tanking.
1030
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,356
Why can't you just
give me any credit, man?
1031
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,839
Just admit that
I'm talented?
1032
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,229
Why can't you admit that I
wrote the "catchphrase" verse?
1033
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,320
Oh, this shit again.
1034
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,456
None of this garbage out
here is possible without me.
1035
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,233
Admit that shit. Man, what the
fuck is going on out there?
1036
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,112
Conner, sign my tits!
Oh, what this?
1037
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,998
This is just some
beautiful-ass titties, man.
1038
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,231
My fans ask me to sign them all
the time because they love me,
1039
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,878
and I love them, Lawrence.
1040
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,235
And you know what?
You need to grow up, dude,
1041
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,313
because this right here,
this is what it's all about, my friend.
1042
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,994
Making art.
Connecting with people.
1043
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,435
This is that
rock star life, my man,
1044
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:14,354
and I'm slurping it down like
a big old fat milkshake.
1045
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,919
Hey, Conner?
Not now, Owen.
1046
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,991
- Just...
- I'm gonna sign these titties,
1047
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,470
so sit back and watch how it's done,
my friend. I'm gonna...
1048
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,516
Oh, shit! Oh! It's a dick!
1049
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,397
That's one of your
fans, man. Go for it.
1050
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,959
Can you make it out to Jenna?
1051
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,075
Oh, hello.
That's me.
1052
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,195
It's nice to meet you.
1053
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,236
That's my fiance's penis. Ah.
1054
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,355
Big fan.
1055
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,158
Thanks, man.
So tight. Okay.
1056
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,310
He's inside.
I'm just gonna...
1057
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,712
The old John Hancock.
1058
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,756
Are you guys getting back together?
Style Boyz?
1059
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:43,840
- No.
- No.
1060
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,176
We're thinking about it.
Right on.
1061
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,236
I'm gonna roll the
window up now so just...
1062
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,390
Thanks for coming by.
Great to meet you guys.
1063
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,152
I rest my case, Lawrence.
1064
00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:53,037
You think
you know what's up,
1065
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:57,113
but in fact, you my friend,
have no idea what's going on.
1066
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,079
Don't call me again.
1067
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,953
Lawrence, dude.
Don't leave like that.
1068
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,480
Shit.
1069
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,795
We should probably
hit the car wash.
1070
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,916
All work and no play
Make Hunter go crazy
1071
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,709
All play and no work Make
Hunter feel just as depressed
1072
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:18,800
I'm OJ
I'm Simpson
1073
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,910
I'm Martha
I'm Plimpton
1074
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,196
Finally heard back
from the Poppies.
1075
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,352
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, they love you.
1076
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,433
Um, they just don't have
enough room for you this year.
1077
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,078
What? For real?
1078
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,196
Yeah, it's a bummer. I know.
1079
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,517
I told them to keep us in
mind if anything changes.
1080
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,715
It could come around.
1081
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,472
This business is tough.
1082
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:46,032
The highs are high, and the
lows are low, you know.
1083
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,440
It's like a wave.
1084
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,720
You've just got to learn how
to ride the wave, you know.
1085
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,796
Up and down,
just like that.
1086
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,434
Tony! Toni! Tone! Tonee?
1087
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:55,873
Bartending.
1088
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,997
Style Boyz, Conner4Real.
1089
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,314
That means I might be
going down again soon.
1090
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,436
Heya, heya, ho
1091
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,630
Harry, he's
30 minutes over.
1092
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,358
I'm sure he'll
be done soon.
1093
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:15,109
I'm never gonna leave this stage!
I'm gonna die up here!
1094
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,435
All right, that's it.
1095
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,794
Owen, get your gear.
1096
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,915
Got it.
1097
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Frank, queue it up.
1098
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,109
Conner,
what are you doing?
1099
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,639
I'm going on, Harry.
1100
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,792
You better get a bedpan!
I'll be here all night, bitch!
1101
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,074
Who came here to see
Hunter the Hungry?
1102
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,752
And who came here
to see Conner4Real?
1103
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,478
What's up, y'all?
1104
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:54,920
What'd you just say?
1105
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,190
Contact, skip the intro.
Go to Humble.
1106
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,856
Stomping through the
forest Like a retarded Tyrannosaurus
1107
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,456
Bar none,
I am the most humblest
1108
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,616
In the back of
a Ford Taurus Fuck the chorus
1109
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,921
Number one
at the top of the humble list
1110
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,360
All right, Harry.
We've got to talk.
1111
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,192
I know. That was a mess
out there tonight.
1112
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,998
Yeah, we have to
get rid of Hunter.
1113
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,513
We can't fire Hunter.
1114
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,239
Conner, I mean he's one of the
reasons that the tour's sold out.
1115
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,435
I want him
off the tour.
1116
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,990
Well, look he's number one
on Bonkohub right now.
1117
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,274
Well, what number are we?
1118
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,510
Numbers don't matter. Come on.
You know that.
1119
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,471
God. Can we
talk about this helmet?
1120
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,755
It's crazy heavy, and it's
really hurting my back.
1121
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,256
Owen, why are you talking right now?
Why are you in this meeting?
1122
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,713
I'm in all of
our meetings.
1123
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,758
Dude, just leave, all right?
Go have a meeting with Lawrence.
1124
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,308
You know it's not my fault that
the album's not selling, okay?
1125
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,674
Don't take it
out on me.
1126
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,988
Great.
1127
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,509
Harry, we have to get rid
of Hunter, all right?
1128
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,797
I'm not asking. I'm telling.
You represent me, not him.
1129
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:58,632
Okay, look, well,
actually, technically,
1130
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,632
full disclosure,
I represent both of you.
1131
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:05,840
What?
1132
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,269
Yeah.
1133
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,429
You signed him?
1134
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,669
Conner, come on.
1135
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:11,800
Are you kidding me, Harry?
1136
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,034
It's just business.
1137
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,954
It's not to me. All right, look,
decide right now. Him or me?
1138
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,838
Come on. Don't go there.
Look, I've got a family to feed.
1139
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,239
What? No, you don't.
1140
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,430
I have a niece.
We all have a niece!
1141
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,238
You know what?
1142
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:26,869
You're fired.
1143
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,839
Conner, you're just... You're upset,
and you're overreacting.
1144
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,878
Okay, now I've got to
collate that.
1145
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,757
Great. Have fun collating.
1146
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,276
There's no fun
in collating!
1147
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,274
What's up, my confidants?
Who can you really trust?
1148
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,430
I thought I could
trust my manager,
1149
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:49,229
but it turned out he was stabbing
me in the back the whole time.
1150
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,799
I thought
I could trust Seal.
1151
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,792
I thought I could
trust the Yelp reviews
1152
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:58,192
of PartyWolves.com.
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
1153
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:03,718
Who's out there scheming behind my back,
trying to take what I built.
1154
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,792
I need to find out
who I can really trust.
1155
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,760
All right, y'all,
come and get them.
1156
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,348
Conner's fancy
flapjacks right here!
1157
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,431
Thanks, Conner.
1158
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,750
Eat up. Eat up. Eat up.
1159
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,268
Mmm. Mmm.
1160
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,275
Mmm!
1161
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,998
Sponge, you like
those pancakes?
1162
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,120
- They're so good.
- Yeah.
1163
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,350
Yeah.
Eddie? Feeling these?
1164
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,595
Okay. Mmm-hmm.
1165
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,478
Dude, I'm sorry. I can't.
1166
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,358
Conn, these are terrible, man.
I'm really sorry.
1167
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,874
Thank you, Owen, truly.
1168
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,430
Okay. And the rest
of you liked them?
1169
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,032
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
Yup.
1170
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,113
Well, that's very disappointing
because they are not good.
1171
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,200
I knew it.
1172
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,431
And the reason they're not good is
because I put dog shit in them.
1173
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:05,635
What?
1174
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,439
Oh! Dang, dude. That's nasty.
That's hilarious.
1175
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,115
The reason that I did that is to
see who would tell me the truth.
1176
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,191
Oh! Conn,
that's mad smart.
1177
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,793
Yeah. He's always
two steps ahead.
1178
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,791
No. No, stop
doing that, you guys.
1179
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,296
This is what
I'm talking about.
1180
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,117
You can't just agree
with everything I say.
1181
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,736
No doubt. No doubt. No doubt.
It's not helpful.
1182
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,760
Got to be honest.
1183
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,796
No, you're doing it again, all right?
Just stop.
1184
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,031
You fed us dog shit?
What is wrong with you?
1185
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,553
Owen, chill out, man.
1186
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,616
You're the only one who passed the test.
You're good.
1187
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,598
How the fuck can you think I
was one of your lackeys, dude?
1188
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:36,795
I'm your oldest friend.
1189
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,957
Hey, we're friends!
We're all friends.
1190
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,071
I should've told you
to fuck off years ago,
1191
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,480
but instead I just let you
become a bigger and bigger dick.
1192
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,715
Look, I'm sorry, but
I've kept you on the tour.
1193
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,109
I keep you paid.
I put food on the table.
1194
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,394
With dog shit in it!
1195
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,391
It's the thought
that counts, man.
1196
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,311
Oh, my God.
That's it. I quit.
1197
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,674
You can't quit.
1198
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,318
What do I even
do anymore, Conner?
1199
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,790
I push play on an iPod
in a robot costume.
1200
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,838
All right,
fine, then. Go.
1201
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,915
Fine.
1202
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:06,909
Fine.
1203
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,189
Fine.
1204
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,673
Maximus!
1205
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,792
I'm home, buddy.
1206
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,037
Sometimes,
he kicks it in here. Max!
1207
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,994
You hear that?
1208
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,429
Max?
1209
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,113
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
1210
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,715
Why are you all white?
Why is he making that sound?
1211
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,120
Oh, fuck! There's something
wrong with Maximus!
1212
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,668
His scales are all ashy.
Come on!
1213
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:54,794
No! Get out of the way!
Move! Come on!
1214
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,714
Please! Please move!
My turtle is sick.
1215
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:01,076
I've got to get him to the hospital.
He's gonna die.
1216
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:05,349
Maximus!
1217
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,717
As I walk through the
valley of the shadow of death,
1218
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:16,074
I take a look at my life and
realize there's nothing left.
1219
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,710
Maximus was my best friend,
who struggled daily
1220
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,509
with soggy bones syndrome,
but never complained once.
1221
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,752
Conner4Real fighting with
Martin Sheen, gets knocked the "F" out.
1222
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,296
The guy from
The West Wing?
1223
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,416
Things going from
bad to worse for Conner4Real,
1224
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:35,069
seen unconscious, rolling
around town on a hoverboard.
1225
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,154
Now go and join your
family in turtle heaven.
1226
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,115
Fuck, yeah!
1227
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,358
It's time, man.
You've got to know when to go home.
1228
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,471
Bro, you've got to
know when to let go.
1229
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:13,439
The key is don't play yourself.
That's it. Very simple.
1230
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,798
Don't play yourself.
Congratulations, you played yourself.
1231
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,359
You guys win.
1232
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,239
I get the message.
I'll go away.
1233
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:26,437
This is Conner4Real
signing off.
1234
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,076
So,
I am back in Sac,
1235
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:41,358
housesitting for my mom 'cause
she's on tour with Fall Out Boy.
1236
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:42,668
Are you guys filming me?
1237
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,950
It's been awesome, you know.
1238
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,270
Dude, which one of
y'all pissed on me?
1239
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,233
Feels really good to reconnect
with my hometown.
1240
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:55,952
I've just been really living a very
simple life, kind of back to basics.
1241
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,154
I've been watching
a lot of dressage,
1242
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,831
which is a very elevated, uh,
competitive form of horse dancing,
1243
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,869
and I've been doing a lot of
painting and a lot of sketching.
1244
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,468
I'm doing a series
on show ponies.
1245
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,880
I actually have a lot of
trouble with the hooves.
1246
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,190
It's hard to get
like a hoof texture.
1247
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,590
This one is, like,
pretty accurate, actually.
1248
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,676
I'll show you guys the
horse that I based it on.
1249
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,796
Anyway, it's not
my best one.
1250
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,074
Um, like,
in retrospect,
1251
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,594
I probably wouldn't have
used that shade of green.
1252
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,478
I've even been selling
some of them online,
1253
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,790
which has been
a cool new experience.
1254
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,549
Ooh! Sold.
1255
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,833
Eleven-fifty.
1256
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,434
You know, it's not Conner4Real
numbers, you know,
1257
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,034
but, in a way,
it means more.
1258
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,879
That's pretty much it, you know.
That's my life now.
1259
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,275
Hello?
1260
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,360
Hey!
1261
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,435
What's up, dude?
You guys, Paula's here.
1262
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:00,748
What's going on?
1263
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,592
Just wanted to
check up on you.
1264
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,358
You want a drink?
1265
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,034
Uh, no. It's 11:00.
It's 11:00 in the morning.
1266
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,190
It's 11:30
somewhere.
1267
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,276
Can we please
turn this off?
1268
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,914
Look at
those little nerds.
1269
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,996
We were very cool for
our school district.
1270
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,559
My birthday is awesome.
1271
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,456
Yeah, man, we used to have fun.
Best birthday ever.
1272
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,754
What the fuck happened?
1273
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:26,680
Okay.
1274
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,472
Oh, shit.
Next.
1275
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,398
I think this is the day that
my mom gave me Maximus. Oh!
1276
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,430
This one is from
Owen and Lawrence.
1277
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:37,919
A turtle!
1278
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,353
- A turtle!
- Oh, my goodness!
1279
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:42,113
Look, Mom,
they got me a turtle!
1280
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,880
- What do you say, sweetie?
- Thank you.
1281
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,918
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
1282
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,600
Honey,
what are you gonna name it?
1283
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,711
I'm gonna name it
Maximus.
1284
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:52,800
Get up. We're going out.
1285
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,274
What? Oh, no,
I'm not going out.
1286
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,999
I cannot deal with
the public right now.
1287
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,274
Conner, it's not
a question.
1288
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,998
All right, fine,
but if we're going out,
1289
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,275
I've got to put on
my makeup.
1290
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,395
Please don't
put that on.
1291
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,554
This is cool. It feels good to be out.
You were right.
1292
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,359
Good. Yeah, I'm glad I did this,
though, you know.
1293
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:23,194
Makes me feel more comfortable,
more at ease. I feel at ease.
1294
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,436
Yeah, you look really comfortable.
Yeah.
1295
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,988
You look like Matthew Modine
had a peanut allergy.
1296
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,080
All right.
1297
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,912
You look like
Nazi propaganda.
1298
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,149
Okay, that's foul.
1299
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,679
Wait a minute.
1300
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:05,640
Whoo!
1301
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,148
That piano part
is incredible.
1302
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,351
Earth, wind, and birds
1303
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:22,070
They fill my heart up
With darkness alone
1304
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,597
Was my last album bad?
1305
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,790
I feel like I probably
could've handled myself
1306
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,474
a little better over
the past few months.
1307
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,515
It feels so nice to be
able to say all this shit
1308
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,717
'cause the music is so
loud no one can hear me.
1309
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,708
That Equal Rights
song was offensive!
1310
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,273
I feel free!
1311
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,918
Whoo!
1312
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,316
Thanks for coming out, you guys.
Means a lot.
1313
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,277
Great show, Kid Contact.
1314
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,434
Conner? Oh! Man!
How'd you recognize me?
1315
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,120
What's up, man?
What are you doing here?
1316
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,833
Had to put on the disguise, right?
Yeah. No, I see that.
1317
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,876
Come check out my
homie do his thing, man.
1318
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,797
Great show.
Thanks, man.
1319
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,108
Yeah. Yeah.
1320
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:08,269
Oh, Paula brought you?
1321
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,194
She did, and I'm
really glad she did.
1322
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,953
It was such a great show.
You sounded incredible, dude.
1323
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,232
Thanks, man.
Yeah. Yeah.
1324
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,436
I mean, my singing's
terrible, but, you know.
1325
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,353
What? No. No.
1326
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,032
I mean, all right, look,
1327
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,560
maybe time for some vocal lessons,
you know. No shame in that.
1328
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,631
Yeah, or you know who
would sound better on it?
1329
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,395
Clay Aiken.
1330
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,833
No, you.
1331
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,478
No. No, man.
1332
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,791
This is your thing,
and I'm hella proud of you, man.
1333
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,314
And,
fuck, man, I just...
1334
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,709
I wanna just
say I'm sorry.
1335
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,416
Conner, just... I... Like, I love
that you're doing this right now,
1336
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,715
but it's really hard
to take you seriously
1337
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,791
because you just look
like Jason Segel right now.
1338
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:51,880
Oh, Paula said that.
1339
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,200
We have great minds. Yeah.
Yeah.
1340
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,515
That's funny.
It must... Like, how does it look?
1341
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,456
Oh, yeah, it's like the
spitting image of that guy.
1342
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,515
Is that good?
1343
01:04:58,600 --> 01:04:59,736
It looks identical
to that dude.
1344
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:00,795
"Sarah Marshall."
1345
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,359
"I need to forget
about her."
1346
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,936
Yeah, he needs to forget her.
Yeah. Yeah.
1347
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,313
I love that movie.
So good.
1348
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,031
Thanks, man. It means a
lot that you came out.
1349
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,350
I'm glad I came, too.
For real.
1350
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,237
That's good, man.
1351
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,829
Nice.
1352
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,159
What the fuck?
1353
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,037
One of you guys
put this here?
1354
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,195
Hey, Lawrence.
1355
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:47,479
Conner. Owen.
1356
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,354
Lawrence.
1357
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:51,514
Conner.
1358
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,475
I just...
1359
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,271
That's for you, man,
1360
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:57,713
to borrow, you know.
1361
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,216
I figured you could take a bunch of
pics of you holding it and stuff.
1362
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,992
You could post
them or whatever.
1363
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:07,399
All right, so
now we're cool.
1364
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,429
Lawrence!
What the fuck, man?
1365
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,397
Now I've got to
go find that.
1366
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,117
What do you
want me to say?
1367
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,696
That you helped with
the "catchphrase" verse?
1368
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,039
Is that what
this is still about?
1369
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,192
Fine, you helped with the
"catchphrase" verse, all right?
1370
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,633
You happy?
1371
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:32,150
All right, and you
wrote most of it,
1372
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,071
but using my catchphrases
1373
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,396
that you also co-wrote.
1374
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,990
All right, wrote, but we
were both in the room,
1375
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,230
and I dictated
all the best stuff.
1376
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,152
All right, none of
the best stuff, dude,
1377
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,037
but I had
tons of great ideas
1378
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,236
that I still don't even know
why you didn't use them.
1379
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,838
Because they sucked!
1380
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,957
Okay, fine.
That's my bad.
1381
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,837
But I was there
the whole time, man.
1382
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,718
I was a little late.
I was a little late that day.
1383
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,475
There was traffic, and I was a
little tardy on that particular day.
1384
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,357
There was no traffic.
I lied about that.
1385
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,592
I lied about it because I
overslept on accident.
1386
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:10,680
It was on purpose.
1387
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,354
It was a power move. I was
trying to send a message,
1388
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,749
and that was a dick move
on my part, all right?
1389
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:20,516
However, once I got there,
late, I put in time, okay?
1390
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,756
I left a little early.
I remember that.
1391
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,990
I was never there.
Now, I remember.
1392
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,594
I remember now
what happened!
1393
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,114
I bailed and you
wrote the whole verse.
1394
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:33,476
You wrote it, and I never gave
you credit 'cause guess why?
1395
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:34,959
No one cares
who writes shit.
1396
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:36,712
They just care
who performs it.
1397
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,633
In fact, I think the only
person in the whole universe
1398
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,269
who cares about the credit
for who wrote it is you!
1399
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,435
Fuck.
1400
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,113
I'm sorry.
1401
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,360
Boom!
1402
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,955
Parent Trap.
1403
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,075
What'd you say
you grew here again?
1404
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,436
- You'll see.
- Oh, shit.
1405
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,636
Lawrence,
how much weed do you have?
1406
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:35,633
Hey, everyone, I'm gonna take the rest of
the day off to hang out with my friends.
1407
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,439
Keep up the good work,
and let's have a great harvest.
1408
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:39,680
Okay.
1409
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,830
- You guys still smoke?
- Yeah.
1410
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,115
Cheers, dude.
Cheers.
1411
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,176
It's really up there, man.
Good shot there, Lawrence.
1412
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,600
All right, one, two, three.
1413
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,760
Oh!
1414
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,154
- Got it?
- Get it.
1415
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,715
Ah! Yeah. Yeah.
1416
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:05,755
Yeah.
1417
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,113
No way this works.
1418
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,475
Get it.
No.
1419
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,630
No.
Yeah.
1420
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,358
You smoked a Poppy, dude.
1421
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,436
What was that beat that we were
messing with once that was like...
1422
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,239
Yeah.
What was that?
1423
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:33,474
We should mess with that.
1424
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:40,077
That was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How did the lyrics go? What were the words?
1425
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,749
You are my number one pick
1426
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,068
We did it.
Yeah.
1427
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:50,591
Every time I call you
You say that you're sick
1428
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,194
She was always sick.
1429
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,429
Lawrence
hooked up with her.
1430
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:54,960
That's right.
You hooked up with her.
1431
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,275
Don't do me like that.
Come on, y'all.
1432
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:02,596
Glenda, are you dying
Or just avoiding me
1433
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,120
That was it.
1434
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,830
Either way's a bummer
But I hope you're dying
1435
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,080
That's what up.
He wrote that.
1436
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,440
We had fun in there, man.
I forgot how fun it is.
1437
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000
Kind of makes me think
that I fucking hate farming.
1438
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,480
I look at Conner,
1439
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,656
and I see that seven-year-old
scrub that I grew up with,
1440
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,558
and it's like, how could you
be mad at a seven-year-old?
1441
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,438
It's crazy I spent so much time
thinking about killing him.
1442
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,479
You guys see that?
1443
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,153
You missed me.
1444
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,677
Oh, fuck.
1445
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,479
Conner's full of surprises
these days, man.
1446
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,358
I mean,
on our way from the airport,
1447
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,078
I actually noticed
something crazy.
1448
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,957
I looked down
and in his bag,
1449
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,429
he had this book called
How to Be a Better Friend.
1450
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,590
It was all dog-eared
and scribbled on.
1451
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,711
It feels like
he's really trying,
1452
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,560
and, plus, it shows he knows how to read,
which is really heartening.
1453
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,319
I can't believe
you remembered that, man.
1454
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:55,753
Paula's calling you.
1455
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,136
There was a whole
second verse to that.
1456
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,016
- Yeah, what was it, dude?
- Do you remember that?
1457
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:00,720
I'm gonna grab it.
I'm gonna grab it. Okay.
1458
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:03,915
Yo.
1459
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,136
Where the hell
have you been?
1460
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,869
I'm hanging with the guys.
It's actually been super fun, man.
1461
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,799
Conner, you just got
offered the Poppy Awards.
1462
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:13,635
Wait, what?
1463
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:17,759
The Poppy Awards.
Taylor Swift was arrested for murder.
1464
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:20,673
They want you to close the show.
It is a huge slot.
1465
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:24,076
Six minutes to do whatever you want,
but they need an answer now.
1466
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:26,556
Oh, shit. Um...
1467
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,389
This is what we've
been waiting for, Conner.
1468
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,597
She never wore socks
1469
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:34,716
But that was
the third verse, though.
1470
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:35,936
I'm talking about
the second verse.
1471
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,136
Like what was
the second verse?
1472
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:41,233
Her daddy hates me
'Cause my car is slick
1473
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:42,719
Yes!
Okay.
1474
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,234
Let's record it.
Hell, yeah.
1475
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,429
Let me get on
the boards.
1476
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:46,720
What did
Paula want, man?
1477
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:50,070
Oh, nothing, they wanted me to do
the Pop Awards, but I passed on it.
1478
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,955
Yo, what?
1479
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,336
Dude, I don't wanna do that shit.
I'm hanging with you guys.
1480
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,715
Who fucking cares, dude?
That's the Poppies.
1481
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,994
All right,
but I thought
1482
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,913
this was, like, the whole reason
you guys were mad at me,
1483
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,230
for going and doing
all this solo shit.
1484
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:06,039
Dude, you don't have to choose
between us and your solo shit.
1485
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,873
It's like with Wu-Tang Clan.
It's like you're Method Man,
1486
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:12,430
and he made a solo record,
but he's still in the Wu-Tang Clan.
1487
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,397
He never stopped
being in the Wu-Tang Clan.
1488
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,391
- Right.
- Or like the GZA.
1489
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:19,950
He was in the Wu-Tang Clan,
and then he made a solo record,
1490
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,270
but he never stopped
being in the Wu-Tang Clan.
1491
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,152
Yeah, or you're the RZA,
1492
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:27,437
and you can do your solo shit, but
you're still in the Wu-Tang Clan.
1493
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,997
So basically,
we're the Wu-Tang Clan.
1494
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,399
Exactly, but better.
1495
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:33,480
Yeah.
1496
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,349
Well...
1497
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,670
As soon as I said it,
I was kind of like, um, maybe not.
1498
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:39,716
It's like we're
three Tom Pettys,
1499
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,711
and we're the
Heartbreakers, you know.
1500
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,678
You're a Tom Petty,
you're a Tom Petty, and I'm Tom Petty,
1501
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,428
but together we're the Heartbreakers...
We're Tom Petty.
1502
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,336
Oh, right, no. Yeah.
We're the Heartbreakers.
1503
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,496
- Yeah, I lost it, too.
- Yeah.
1504
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,795
We know you've got to fly.
You're like a beautiful bird.
1505
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:54,776
You've got to be out there.
You've got to see it all.
1506
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,553
But we can be right there with
you as your little bird legs.
1507
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,632
So you think I should
do the Pop Awards?
1508
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:01,948
Fuck, yes.
Yeah.
1509
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,271
All right, well,
I'm not going alone.
1510
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,911
Who are you gonna do it with?
With you guys!
1511
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,115
Do you wanna
come with me?
1512
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:10,776
Oh, sure, I was
wondering who you were...
1513
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,240
Yeah, yeah. That's tight.
Hell, yeah!
1514
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:13,520
We're so high.
Sorry.
1515
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:17,976
And the stars
are arriving
1516
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,992
for this year's Pop Music Awards,
the Poppies.
1517
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,272
Good. Let's go.
You guys are all set.
1518
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,075
They know you're doing
one Style Boyz song,
1519
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:31,152
and then we're gonna go
into Conner's new single.
1520
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,556
Great. Oh, shit! Conner,
what up, though, dawg?
1521
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,193
Oh, yeah,
what up, Hunter?
1522
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,794
Yo, yo, yo. Say hey to
my doc real quick, baby.
1523
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,911
Hi.
Yeah.
1524
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,594
You got a doc. I got a doc.
You know what I'm saying?
1525
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,638
But now, like, I'm rolling
with all these dudes
1526
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:47,914
and with Aquaspin.
1527
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,389
Like, I kind of
Single-White-Femaled your ass.
1528
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:51,708
Yeah, man, that's crazy.
1529
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,677
Anyway, though,
good to see you, man.
1530
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:54,988
You looking spiffy,
you know?
1531
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,548
Yo, yo, it's Hunter, dawg, about
to get crazy on the stage...
1532
01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:00,438
No, sorry, not your camera.
We're with Conner.
1533
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:01,589
Oh, shit. My bad.
1534
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,376
Yo, this is Hunter about to head into
the Poppies. You know what I'm saying?
1535
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:05,776
No, sorry,
we're with Snoop.
1536
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,233
Surprise, mothafucka.
1537
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,478
You're watching my brand new show,
Surprise Mothafucka
1538
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:13,518
with Snoop Dogg, and,
mothafucka, you been surprised.
1539
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,954
Excuse me.
Can somebody move?
1540
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:26,719
Mariah Carey, your
hair smells and looks great.
1541
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,549
Did you know Aquaspin has
hair dryers and flat irons?
1542
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:31,856
No, I didn't.
1543
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:35,668
Aquaspin appliances are completely
affordable for college students.
1544
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,910
Honey, you're not
doing ads now. Really?
1545
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,696
Read the damn prompter, yo.
You messing with my money right now.
1546
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,520
What the did you
just say to me? What?
1547
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:45,757
- Yo all y'all, all right?
- And everybody else,
1548
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,796
and Mariah Carey
for leaving me up here.
1549
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:49,353
Yeah, I said her. No...
1550
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,336
Oh, you still here?
I thought you had left. Okay, sweetie...
1551
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,999
Style Boyz.
It's time.
1552
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,736
Yo, what the fuck
was that, everybody?
1553
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,796
Why you got me up there
saying that bullshit, man?
1554
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,912
I told you not to say it. You're the
one that wanted to cash the check.
1555
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,071
Dude, you
set me up, dude!
1556
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:05,151
You ain't nothing
but like a fake sellout
1557
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:07,993
money hungry pop
bullshit-ass manager.
1558
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,440
You ain't nothing but a Tony!
Toni! Total reject, bitch!
1559
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:11,914
What the fuck
you say to me?
1560
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,797
Say that shit again,
young blood.
1561
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:18,477
I will eat your head!
I will eat your fucking head!
1562
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,232
You better learn
some respect.
1563
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:24,559
Yo, all right.
Man, I'm sorry, yo. Chill.
1564
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,319
Old-ass motherfucker.
1565
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:30,673
Why you hit me
like that, dawg?
1566
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,432
Get yourself
a new manager.
1567
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,113
Yo, are you serious?
1568
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,429
Damn, man.
1569
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,758
Oh, my God.
1570
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,035
That was great, Harry.
1571
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,235
It was insane,
wasn't it?
1572
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:42,355
Yeah.
Yeah.
1573
01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:45,238
I was like, "Get some respect,"
you know?
1574
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:46,560
Wow!
1575
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:50,516
Hey, look, Harry,
I just wanna say I'm sorry.
1576
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:52,477
No, don't.
Don't worry about it.
1577
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:56,198
Just get out there and have a good time.
Good luck, guys.
1578
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:57,576
Thanks, Harry.
Thanks, Harry.
1579
01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:58,635
Yeah.
1580
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,439
Okay, this is it.
You nervous?
1581
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,193
Just a little bit.
1582
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:09,551
Don't be. We got this.
1583
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:11,896
Ladies and gentlemen...
All right, see you out there.
1584
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,512
See you out there.
1585
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:14,635
Please take your seats.
1586
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,920
Oh, God, Conner,
there you are.
1587
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,353
Look, the show's
going way over,
1588
01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,800
so you only have
three minutes now.
1589
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:20,751
What? Yeah, you can
only do one song,
1590
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:23,752
so I need to know are you gonna
do Conner4Real or Style Boyz?
1591
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:24,840
Uh...
1592
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,838
Yeah. No, I asked him.
1593
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:31,195
He's just kind of, like,
looking off into space
1594
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,510
and, like, really
making a meal out of this.
1595
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,352
And now I'm just
standing here waiting.
1596
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,433
He's looking off to, like,
contemplate whether he should,
1597
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:42,195
I think, pick the Style Boyz, 'cause
he's, like, looking in their direction,
1598
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:45,556
so we might be leaning
toward that kind of...
1599
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:46,675
No, he's looking back.
1600
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:49,558
So I'm lost. I'm not sure
which one he's gonna go for.
1601
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:52,473
All right, I know
what I'm gonna do.
1602
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:56,674
Our final performer tonight is a
living legend and still a superstar.
1603
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,796
Ladies and gentlemen,
the one and only Conner4Real.
1604
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:09,113
Finest girl I
ever met In my whole life
1605
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,794
Wanna take her home
Make her my wife
1606
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,793
Knew she was a freak
When she started talking
1607
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:18,480
She said
1608
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,391
I'm a Style Boy for life
1609
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:26,400
Should we tell them?
Yeah.
1610
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:27,629
T ell them, man.
1611
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:29,153
We made a new
song at the farm.
1612
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:32,949
Yeah, we found Lawrence's journals,
and they were just amazing.
1613
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,349
Amazing. Just full of
incredible thoughts.
1614
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:38,398
Just like ideas and poems and stuff.
Nothing special.
1615
01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:39,993
Yo, and then Conner
had the idea
1616
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:42,196
to take a piano line
from my solo shit.
1617
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:43,320
Conner put it
all together.
1618
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:47,075
And the Poppies paired us with the
craziest special guest to perform with.
1619
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,830
Incredible thoughts
1620
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:52,475
Incredible minds
1621
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:54,990
I'm so overwhelmed
1622
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:57,954
How did my
brain conceive them
1623
01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,075
Yeah
1624
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:02,153
A snow white dove
in the pitch-black night
1625
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:04,714
A raindrop falls
from tremendous heights
1626
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,473
A wave crashes off
of a cliff in Scotland
1627
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:10,233
A child bites an apple
but the core is rotten
1628
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,515
TV is free
But what is the cost
1629
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:15,353
We have GPS
And yet we're still lost
1630
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:18,000
A carrot in the desert
A camel in the garden
1631
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,674
A man with giant ears
Begging your pardon
1632
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,075
What if a garbage
man was actually smart
1633
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,720
A common misconception
That we're tearing apart
1634
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,234
And to a dog
Dog food is just food
1635
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:31,437
And to a sock A mansion's
just a big shoe
1636
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,955
A Milk Dud
sitting in the acid rain
1637
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,749
A house cat
addicted to the cocaine
1638
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:39,195
No teeth, unlimited floss
1639
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,635
These are just a few of
Our incredible thoughts
1640
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:42,955
Incredible thoughts
1641
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:46,715
Oh, man, watching the Style Boyz
together onstage again was like...
1642
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:51,749
I lived to see that. After that,
you know, take me away, I'm done.
1643
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:54,752
Kid Contact, Kid Brain, and
Kid Conner all back together,
1644
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:56,751
the motherfucking
Style Boyz.
1645
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,956
This is just some
revolutionary shit, man.
1646
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,519
My heart is
pounding right now.
1647
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,836
A ballerina
waits for the bus
1648
01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:07,999
A "number one dad"
trophy covered in rust
1649
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:10,799
A nun dunked a basketball
Living the impossible
1650
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,678
A man breaks his leg
Inside a hospital
1651
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:16,399
We just thought of that
And it could change the world
1652
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:18,431
We're like a smart
oyster full of pearls
1653
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,636
Such as an ultrasound
of a new baby
1654
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:22,830
With a Santa
hat drawn on, yeah
1655
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:24,319
That's my kind
of Christmas card
1656
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,595
What if a butterfly
Was made out of butter
1657
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,274
These small thoughts
Could destroy Big Brother
1658
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,794
The world's cutest kitten
Just hugging a dog
1659
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,599
Just one of many of
Our incredible thoughts
1660
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:37,240
What if one thought
could cure the people
1661
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,754
What if one song
could end all evil
1662
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:42,308
Imagine if a fish
could play guitar
1663
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,198
And also sing
It would sound bizarre, like
1664
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,316
My name is Mr. Fish
1665
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:48,435
Yeah
1666
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:51,159
These guys' thoughts have
granted my wish Oh, yeah
1667
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:54,192
All I wanna know, who was in that
fish costume? That was amazing.
1668
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:57,352
The fish was me, Tyrus.
1669
01:19:57,720 --> 01:19:58,720
Shh.
1670
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,429
And that may have just
Changed the course of time
1671
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,353
I swear, my mind
Blows my mind
1672
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:07,440
Incredible
1673
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,631
Let me see that Donkey Roll
1674
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,756
Donkey Roll
1675
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,637
Let me see that Donkey Roll
1676
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:22,149
Incredible thoughts
1677
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:25,354
Donkey Roll
Incredible thoughts
1678
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,757
Let me see that Donkey Roll
1679
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:32,153
Incredible thoughts
Incredible minds
1680
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,595
Too many great ideas inside
1681
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:38,389
It's a miracle my head
can contain them
1682
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:40,910
My spectacular brain
1683
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,638
Harry!
1684
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,235
Changing how we think
about space and time
1685
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,831
Now it's time to share that
with the people
1686
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:52,113
My brain is a genius
1687
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:53,896
When it was happening,
I was just like,
1688
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,753
"Yo, I cannot believe I'm
here to witness this, man."
1689
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,520
How did my brain
conceive them
1690
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,031
Yes! Yes! Fuck!
1691
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:11,509
Whoo! Yes.
1692
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:15,878
I just performed the Donkey
Roll with the Style Boyz.
1693
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:17,154
I was a Style Boy.
1694
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,353
When
I walked out onstage,
1695
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:23,512
all I could think of was,
"I'm so happy.
1696
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:28,037
"And I really hope that Tony! Toni! Tone!
Is watching,
1697
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,473
"and that they
feel like shit."
1698
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,835
A wise man once said,
everyone's career is on a wave.
1699
01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:35,753
Sometimes, you're up.
1700
01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:38,271
Sometimes, you're down.
1701
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,830
But the trick is not to lose
yourself along the way.
1702
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:44,832
And when you're up,
don't be an asshole about it.
1703
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:48,153
It's like my mom always says...
Yo, what the fuck?
1704
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:52,156
That stage manager lady just
macked on Lawrence super hard.
1705
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:55,471
Yo, do they even know each other?
Oh, my God!
1706
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,152
And why is "Deboarrah" here?
1707
01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:00,750
Anyways, be cool to your friends, right?
That's what I was saying.
1708
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:03,912
Yo, they are gonna fuck.
Damn, that is hilarious.
1709
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,514
But the point is,
be a good person.
1710
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,352
The rest will
fall into place.
1711
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,158
And that's Conner4Real.
1712
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,310
Isn't that right,
Maximus 2?
1713
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:17,757
It sure is, Conner.
1714
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,752
What?
1715
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:24,228
He wasn't really talking.
That was me doing the voice.
1716
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,679
The Style Boyz are getting
back together again.
1717
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,960
Yeah, they broke up.
Then they buried the hatchet,
1718
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,554
and now I guess they're
working together again.
1719
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:28,152
They're like friends
from childhood.
1720
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,240
Yeah.
For life.
1721
01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:30,639
And they had,
like, tough times
1722
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,075
and now they feel good
about being back together.
1723
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,071
"We're gonna put
aside our differences."
1724
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,751
They actually
do something.
1725
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:40,354
Sometimes, I think about doing that.
Yeah.
1726
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,749
I haven't talked to
my mom in three years.
1727
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:47,030
I moved out here. I thought I could
get like a commercial agent.
1728
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:49,236
I just wanted to be
a longboard model.
1729
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,753
I never graduated
high school.
1730
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:53,117
I never graduated
middle school.
1731
01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,920
It'd be a lot of
fun if the four of us
1732
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:57,518
hung out outside
of the office.
1733
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,197
Hey guys, can I ask you
something really...
1734
01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:03,077
That I've never really
asked you before?
1735
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:04,789
Yeah.
1736
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,416
Do you guys have a photograph
of James Franco leaving a Denny's?
1737
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:08,936
Oh yeah, totally!
It's right here! Fuck, yeah!
1738
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:10,916
Let's see it.
Put it up.
1739
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:12,394
Bring it up.
We got it.
1740
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,836
Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
1741
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,271
Words and truth
1742
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:27,111
One fine evening
on the sandy coast
1743
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:30,397
The feeling was irey
'round the drum circle
1744
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:33,790
When the wisest rasta
I ever saw
1745
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:37,556
Gently joined us
and sang of Jah
1746
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:40,996
Roots and culture
seeped from his bones
1747
01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:44,629
He took out a spliff and said,
"Pass this around"
1748
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,798
So I took a righteous drag
1749
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:51,111
It was the best sensi
that I ever had
1750
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:54,510
And then I felt the chills
run up my back
1751
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:57,831
"My good man,
tell me, what was that?"
1752
01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:01,556
He said, "My friend,
you just smoked crack"
1753
01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:05,311
"You just smoked crack"
1754
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:08,519
Oh, crack
1755
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:14,557
I just smoked crack
Oh, my God
1756
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,392
And it felt fucking great
1757
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:17,879
This feels amazing
1758
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,272
Thought it was marijuana
Oh, yeah
1759
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,351
But now it's too fucking late
1760
01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,839
I can't go back
1761
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:28,356
I love crack
Holy shit
1762
01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:30,431
Now I am invincible
1763
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:31,560
Fuck, yeah
1764
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:34,996
If anyone tries
to take my crack
1765
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:37,275
I'll kill them on principle
1766
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,548
Some call crack bazooka
1767
01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:44,715
Others call it base
1768
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:47,998
But no matter
what name you call it
1769
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:51,836
It's the best invention ever
by the human race
1770
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:56,031
The government
spread lies about it
1771
01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:58,635
They say that it is no fun
1772
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:02,395
But on that plastic shell
I sucky
1773
01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:05,472
Sucky, sucky, sucky
till the crack is gone
1774
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:09,553
Now we should legalize it
1775
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,919
Legalize it
1776
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:16,598
Set the people free
1777
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:19,553
And legalize
1778
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:22,712
We should legalize crack
1779
01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:24,998
So that I can smoke it all