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[techno music]

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♪ ♪

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[engine revving]

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[tires squealing]

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Aah!

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[tires screeching]

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Rad Cunningham,

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President of the Academy
of Sharts and Sciences.

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I love your puny wheels,
Dazzle.

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You kiss your grandmother
with that car?

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At least I don't drive
a big, dumb idiot mobile.

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Well, I bet this idiot
can beat you to work.

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- Not a chance.
- Well, how about this?

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If I win,
I get your parking space.

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- You're on.
[ding]

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[tires squealing]

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[shouts]

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Ooh.

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[Dazzle yells]

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Crap.

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[horns honking]

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Looks like I've only
got one option,

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the Quintriple Flip N' Split.

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[tires squealing]

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I got Dazzle's parking space!

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The space I always wanted--
I got the space!

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Dazzle, which spot
is the closest?

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The closest
or the second closest?

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Damn it, Rad, you know
the closest is the closest.

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Ha!
He said it, everyone!

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Closest is the closest!

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Closest is the closest!

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Second closest
is the farthest away!

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Oh, it's like
it's in another state!

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Ba-do-do-doodle-loo-loo!

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[horn honking]

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Whoo-whoo-whoo!

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[techno music]

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♪ ♪

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[Dazzle groaning]

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Hi, Dazzle.

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Ah, so relaxed.

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With all the walking
time I saved,

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I leisurely drank
a whole cup of coffee.

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Looks pretty full to me.

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Nope, just one more sip.

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Oh!

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And now I'm only two steps
from the elevator.

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One...two.

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[groaning]

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- Hold the door, asshole.
- Sorry.

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This thing can't hold
more than one douche bag.

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So you're saying
you're a douche bag?

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- Uh, wait, uh...
[elevator bell dings]

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No, no, no.

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Okay, Shimmerman.

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You show us where you've got
those girls chained up,

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and maybe I won't break
your goddamn nose.

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I haven't the faintest clue
what you're talking about.

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Then buckle up, asshole.

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I bark,
but my partner bites.

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Show him, Dazzle!

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[crying]

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Is he okay?

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Could you excuse us just
a minute, please?

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Dazzle, you're embarrassing
me in there!

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Are you upset because Rad
parked barely closer than you?

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Yes, that's all
I'm upset about.

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Certainly not the dark shadow

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of the Quintriple
Flip N' Split,

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which haunts
me every day.

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What are you talking about?

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If you're trying to rip open
my childhood wounds,

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you can forget about it.

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I am definitely not--

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Fine, you twisted my arm.

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(Dazzle)
I was 15 years old,
in the hot, sticky center

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of the greatest summer
of my life,

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working in the high-octane,
rip-and-occasionally-roaring

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stunt spectacular.

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I spent each day helping out
the baddest, assiest

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stunt driver on the planet,
my father, Razzle Novak.

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Bing, bang, boom.

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(Dazzle)
I wanted to be just like him,

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albeit, with a clean slate,
STD-wise.

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Rumor has it
he ran the venereal gamut.

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By summer's end,
I'd developed an incurable taste

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for a spicy delicacy
called danger.

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That's not fair!

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Why can't I drive
in the show?

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Hmm. How can I put
this delicately?

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You're the worst driver
I've ever seen.

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I knew he was saying
those things just to protect me.

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Now, you may think
I'm just saying these things

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to protect you,
but your driving blows, baby.

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He would rather break my heart
than put it in danger.

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Feel free to put yourself
in danger anywhere else,

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just not here
where my stunt buds can see.

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You're wrong, Dad!
And I'll prove it!

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Attention!

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The great Dazzle Novak

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is about to perform
the Quintriple Flip N' Split!

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No, son, you could
never pull it off!

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The triqumple maybe,
but not the quintriple!

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[tires squealing]

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[crash]

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Was that your son?

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No, not my son.

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Definitely not my son.

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(Dazzle)
My dad banned me
from the track,

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and we haven't spoken since.

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To get my danger fix,
I was forced to become a cop,

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which was going okay
until this parking thing.

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Now there is but one path
to my redemption.

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It doesn't involve rescuing
some kidnapped girls, does it?

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- Nope.
- I didn't think so.

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I need to learn
to drive my dick off.

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And there's only one man who
can help me drive my dick off.

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[rock music]

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[crowd cheering]

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Ha ha ha!

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Once I kill that idiot
Officer Speed Damon,

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I'll take over the schools
with my machine

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that turns rock music
into drugs.

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(all)
Boo!

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Aw, boo!

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Are you kids or ghosts?

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Who's gonna stop me?

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I don't see Officer Damon
anywhere!

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- He's behind you!
- He's right behind you, idiot!

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- Where?
- Right here, Don Fatsoli!

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[boing]

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Ow, you stupid
cop-compoop!

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[slide whistle blows]

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No!
Why, you--

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Aw!

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(male announcer)
And cut!

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In the role
of Officer Speed Damon,

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give it up for 40-year
stunt veteran Razzle Novak!

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Enjoy the rest of your day
at Mooniversal Studios.

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Excuse me.
[chuckles]

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My son can't see.

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Get a taller son.
What do you want from me?

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Remember, kids,

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try any and all
of these stunts at home.

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It's the only way
you're gonna learn.

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There were two things
racing 100 miles an hour today--

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your car and my heart.

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Do I hear the sound

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not of burning tires
but of yearning eye tears?

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Razzle.

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Dazzle.

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Razzle.

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Dazzle.

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Razzle.

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Dazzle.

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- Razzle.
- Dazzle!

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[techno music]

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Quitting time.
Pretty good day, huh, boss?

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Well, four of our officers

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were accused of sodomizing
a suspect with a broom, so, no!

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Yeah, solid day all around.

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Now to cap this perfect day

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with a perfect walk
to my perfect space.

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One.

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Two--Aah!

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Hello, I am Valid-8.

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Please insert validation.

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Oh, let me just,
uh, find the ticket.

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Please insert validation.

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Give me a sec. Just having
trouble finding the--

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- Please insert validation.
- Listen, asshole!

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I'm Rad Cunningham,

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the hottest cop
with the toppest spot.

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I'm exempt from tickets!

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Your complaints
are invalid.

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Please insert validation.

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What?

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God, there's so many zippers
in this thing.

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How about you insert
validation?

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Just give me a second!
Maybe it's in a pocket.

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Here's a thought.
Please insert validation.

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- Aah!
[car horn honks]

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Move it, Rad!
I've got front-row seats

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for Stratus & Dunn
at the Moonbeam Heliodrome.

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I am trying, Pizzaz!
Stupid bitch.

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What did you say?

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Uh, I said,
stupid rich am I,

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so I can easily pay
the lost-ticket fee.

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Lost ticket pays
$30 maximum.

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Aah!

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I can't believe it!
$13?

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No, $30!

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Aah!

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(Dazzle)
Wow, you are still
going strong, Dad.

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Most men your age
only get lit on fire

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in Christmas tree accidents.

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Shh, here's
a little trade secret.

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It's not fire.

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It's faux-ire, a safe,
non-hot fire substitute.

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Look close.

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It's tinted green.

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Rub it on your arms.

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Put some in your mouth.

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Ah, what a refreshing
lemon-lime kick.

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Hey, Razz, we're
heading up to Breakaways.

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You want a ride?

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Let's burn rubber, baby.

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[strains]

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[horns honking]

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(man)
I'm missing my daughter's
wedding, asshole!

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God, why did I come
to work today?

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That's it, Rad.
I'm gonna find your ticket.

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Then I'm gonna find a Rad-sized
meat grinder to throw you in.

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No, no, no,
don't look at this stuff!

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Is this your check
for one and a half cents?

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Yes, I was an extra on a TV
in a mirror in a porno.

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Jesus Christ.
Is this a used condom?

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A barely used condom.

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What the hell is Spineflex?

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Ha ha.

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You know, it's pills that
gradually curve your spine.

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Why would anyone
want to do that?

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Uh, you know,
so I can go more forward.

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Forward?

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Into my lap...

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with my...mouth.

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Your mouth?

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You know, my mouth
wants to be friends

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with that area
of my body.

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Ugh! Rad, you are the most
disgusting person

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I have ever met!

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You are!

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Whoa!

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Should we exchange
insurance information?

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Uh, the jukebox
won't take my quarters.

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It don't run on quarters.

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Runs on heads.

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You got a lot to learn
about stunt bars, city boy.

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Dazzle, this is my old
stunt pal Kitch Legstrong.

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He plays that villainous oaf,
Don Fatsoli.

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Oh, wow!

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You are so funny.

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00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,568
What a stupid klutz.

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You're a living joke!

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Ha ha ha.
Yeah, that's me.

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Goddamn barrel of laughs.

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I've spent years exposing
his heart-covered boxers.

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That's right.
Still funny.

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Hearts
on a man's underpants--

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how ridiculous!

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Got 'em on tonight?

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Watch it, Novak.

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All in good fun,
Legstrong.

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[laughs]

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Someday your underpants
are gonna be underground--

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six feet under...

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with you in them,
'cause you'll be dead...

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in your underpants...

260
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:45,938
in a coffin.

261
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:46,980
[horns honking]

262
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,108
(Valid-8)
Please insert validation!

263
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,110
Aah! Let me talk
to a freaking human being!

264
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,153
Hello!

265
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,822
I am Assistroid.

266
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,115
How can I be
of assistance?

267
00:10:56,198 --> 00:11:00,202
You can tell this bot-brained
bot-brain to let me the eff out!

268
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,620
Did you insert validation?

269
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,581
(both)
Please insert validation.

270
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:04,957
Ah, stop it!

271
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,793
My arm!

272
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,586
- You killed Valid-8!
[alarm blares]

273
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,338
Murderer!

274
00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:13,924
[screams, grunts]

275
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,218
Human maniac on the loose!

276
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,637
Subject
has not been validated!

277
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,888
Don't go
down there, Rad!

278
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:21,515
No one's gone below P-6
and made it out alive!

279
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,641
I tried to warm him, right?

280
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,309
Somebody heard that.
I was warning the guy.

281
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,645
All right, anyway.

282
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:30,274
So, Dazzle, what brings you back
after all these years?

283
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,693
Please don't say money.
Please don't say money.

284
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:36,321
I need your guidance
to perfect a certain stunt,

285
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,824
a stunt so stuntastic,
it could--

286
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:39,741
Don't say it.

287
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,869
A stunt so stunterrific,
it would--

288
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:42,453
Don't you dare say it.

289
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,664
Will you teach me to--

290
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,416
No, the Quintriple
Flip N' Split

291
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,002
is too dangerous for you!

292
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:53,839
Whatever criminal you're trying
to catch, it's not worth it.

293
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,090
Oh, it's not
for a criminal.

294
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:56,967
I lost a really great
parking space

295
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,343
because I couldn't
do the stunt,

296
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,388
and so now I need to learn it to
protect future parking spaces.

297
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:05,142
Oh, why didn't you
say so, baby?

298
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,102
That changes everything.

299
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:08,395
It's like you always said.

300
00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:11,273
The dumber the reason,
the more it must be done.

301
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,610
Yes, that's
the stuntman credo.

302
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,778
[alarm blaring]

303
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,490
(robotic voice)
Warning, severe foot damage.

304
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,825
Ahh, ha ha!
Oh, God, got to hide.

305
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,036
Hey, a vent, but I'll never fit
through there.

306
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,037
I'm not the flexible.

307
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,832
[gasps]
Spineflex!

308
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,417
Hmm, I don't feel anything.

309
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:33,545
[screaming]

310
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,756
[groans]

311
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:36,673
Yah!

312
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,718
Ugh, can we not sit
in the splash zone?

313
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,011
I don't want
to get all wet.

314
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,221
Where else can we go?

315
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,263
There's no seats
left in the Drench Nook.

316
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:46,266
Hello, boys and girls.

317
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,186
My name is Razzle Novak.

318
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,230
I've been putting
the "stravaganza"

319
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,898
in "stuntstravaganza"

320
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,817
for over 20 years,

321
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,903
but today's show is special.

322
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:02,616
It's dedicated to my son.

323
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,743
This stunt's for you,
Dazzle.

324
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:08,455
Bing, bang, boom.

325
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,415
He's going
for the Flip N' Split!

326
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,084
[tires squealing]

327
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,465
[crowd ohhs]

328
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:19,633
Oh, God, is he hurt?

329
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,511
Don't worry.
It's all part of the show.

330
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,513
(Fulton)
This is not part of the show!

331
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,847
What an odd line
to be part of the show.

332
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:32,771
Turn my mic off so the kids
don't hear me say Razzle's dead!

333
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,523
- Dad!
[baby cries]

334
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,150
[techno music]

335
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,194
[somber music]

336
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:46,785
♪ ♪

337
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,787
[sniffles]
This is all my fault.

338
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,247
You can't blame yourself.

339
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,624
Your elderly father chose to
perform a very dangerous stunt.

340
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,625
You're right.

341
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,585
The only man to blame
is Rad Cunningham.

342
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,961
No, that's not what I meant.

343
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,798
Today as I stand in
the deepest valley of despair,

344
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:03,260
Rad is gloating
on the highest peak of ecstasy.

345
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,388
Aah!
My bones and skin!

346
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,432
[glass shatters]

347
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,143
Who's there?
Who's there?

348
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:15,856
We are the denizens
of P-174.

349
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,483
We live here
under cover of shadow,

350
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:22,070
having refused to pay
the lost-ticket fees.

351
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,739
Tell me, how much
do they charge now?

352
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:24,781
30 bucks.

353
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,366
Really?
Used to be 40.

354
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,159
They actually
lowered it.

355
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,286
Where are you,
unvalidated one?

356
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,329
Quick, hide!

357
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,581
It's Assistroid.

358
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,165
[both hissing]

359
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,334
My eyes!

360
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,168
How do I get out here?

361
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,920
Out?
There is but one way out--

362
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:42,924
the Shaft of Infinite Sorrow
and Climbing.

363
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:46,845
So there it is.

364
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:50,974
Better get started,
because it's a long climb.

365
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,353
Dazzle, check this out.

366
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,104
I've been watching the footage
of your father's death.

367
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,189
You sick freak.

368
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,024
I always pegged you
as a snuff fan.

369
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,360
No, look at this.
The explosion--

370
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,403
- It's bright orange.
- My God.

371
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:06,865
See, it's not sweet,
lemon-limey faux-ire.

372
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,534
It's hot, burny fi-ire.

373
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,203
Someone must have
switched it out,

374
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,496
and I think
I have a good idea who.

375
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,997
[laughs maniacally]

376
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,625
I say we head over
to Mooniversal Studios,

377
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,668
see what he knows.

378
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,960
He will never confess to us.

379
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,171
The stuntmen are
a very secretive fraternity.

380
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,882
If Legstrong's beans
are to be spilled,

381
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,426
he'll only do it
to one of his own.

382
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:29,554
I hope this works.

383
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,556
(Dazzle over radio)
Just stick
to my masculine script.

384
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,599
You'll be fine.

385
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,560
[grunting]

386
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:36,770
You okay, chief?

387
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,480
I missed a, uh,
crash pad,

388
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,816
sprained my scrote.

389
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,109
Name's Ram Cloutwood.

390
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,819
Can you hook a stunt brother
up with some painkillers?

391
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:47,572
Sure, if you're
a real stuntman.

392
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,200
Let me see
the stuntman handshake.

393
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,704
Uh, stuntmen
don't shake hands,

394
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,747
'cause only sissies
touch each other?

395
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:57,416
Right.
Follow me.

396
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:01,253
I got some real potent
Vicopercoxyxanosecodryne.

397
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,297
So you know what
gets my rocks off?

398
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,507
Murder.

399
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,842
You don't say.

400
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:11,471
But, uh, what makes me
spooge big-time

401
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:12,764
is describing the murder
to a stranger.

402
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,892
You're an interesting man,
Cloutwood.

403
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:19,312
I am interesting
and a man.

404
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,190
So got any sweet murder
deets for me?

405
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,358
Eh, can't say I do.

406
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,777
Oh, well, there was
this one time.

407
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,446
Yesterday...

408
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:31,283
I offed a real piece
of human garbage.

409
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,617
(Dazzle)
No way is he talking
about my dad.

410
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:35,704
His name was Razzle Novak.

411
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:36,580
[Dazzle gasps]

412
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,540
He drove me up the wall
for years.

413
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,042
Those heart boxers,

414
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,628
the shrieks of the crowd,
the shame,

415
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,047
their high-pitched laughs
stabbing me

416
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,593
like little sound knives,
all 'cause of Razzle Novak.

417
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,262
Well, I took care of Razzle,

418
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,806
and if I see his boy again--

419
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,309
You'll do what,
Legstrong?

420
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,185
That's him!

421
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,811
The son from
the story I just told!

422
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:02,814
Cloutwood, let's kill him and
get us a couple murder boners.

423
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:05,650
I'm afraid this man
is a fe-man.

424
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,652
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I lied.

425
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:08,987
Now we're gonna
lock you up

426
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,656
where you can never kill
my father anymore.

427
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,159
Okay, we could settle this
like men,

428
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,829
or we could settle this
like stuntmen.

429
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:18,997
Do you mean--

430
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,749
Yes!
A stunt-off!

431
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:21,958
You've got
yourself a deal.

432
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,335
Why would you
agree to that?

433
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,711
We have his confession on tape.
Let's arrest him.

434
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,005
So what,
we just bring him in

435
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,299
to our same dumb office
we're at all the time?

436
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,218
That's boring.
You're boring.

437
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,220
We're doing
the stunt-off.

438
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:36,515
Okay, first stuntman
to perform

439
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,600
the ten stuntiest stunts

440
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,728
in the mega-stunt warehouse
wins the stunt-off.

441
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:44,189
Are we clear, fellas?

442
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:44,689
- Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

443
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,775
[engines revving]

444
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,443
Ready! Set! Drop!

445
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:52,197
Yee-haw!

446
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,701
So what,
is this like a race?

447
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,954
No, it's a stunt-off.
Jeez!

448
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,750
[tires squealing]

449
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,710
Oh, no!
Dazzle keeps hitting things.

450
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,546
Hitting things is good
in a stunt-off.

451
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,713
Why aren't you
getting this?

452
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,382
[Rad grunting]

453
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,093
Fall into death's arms,
unvalidated one.

454
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:13,218
Ah, never!

455
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,973
[crowd oohs]

456
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,058
Ah, brick wall!

457
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,226
[yells]

458
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,318
Damn.
Kitch is winning.

459
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:34,072
He's nearly achieved
maximum stuntitude.

460
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:34,698
'Tis my darkest hour.

461
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,492
What do I do?

462
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:40,203
(Razzle)
Dazzle...

463
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,913
[gasps]
Razzle?

464
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:47,460
Dazzle, baby.

465
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,672
I have come to guide you
from the realm of the ethanol.

466
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,841
Do you mean "ethereal"?

467
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:53,925
Probably.

468
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,010
Even from Heaven,

469
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,012
you are clearly losing
this stunt-off.

470
00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:00,515
There's only one stunt
stunty enough

471
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,642
to defeat Legstrong.

472
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,102
[rock music]

473
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:07,606
(both)
Quintriple Flip N' Split.

474
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,190
[engine revving,
tires squealing]

475
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,529
[both screaming]

476
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,581
[crowd cheers]

477
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,418
You've made me
the proudest ghost in Heaven!

478
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,170
Say hi to Grandpa Frazzle
for me.

479
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,131
Actually,
Grandpa Frazzle's in hell.

480
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:38,178
He did terrible,
terrible things.

481
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,805
Kitch Legstrong,
you are under arrest.

482
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:41,890
Chrysalis,
de-pants this man!

483
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,558
[slide whistle blows]
- No!

484
00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:46,186
[techno music]

485
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,648
A permanent space
in my dad's honor--

486
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,191
I'm speechless.

487
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:51,983
You put that sign
there yourself.

488
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,235
Shh.
Don't ruin the moment.

489
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,197
Oh, my God.
I made it!

490
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,990
Unvalidated one captured.

491
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:02,452
Initiate
decapitation protocol.

492
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,662
No, no, no, no, no!
Please don't, please don't!

493
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,664
Jesus, Rad.

494
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,958
This is still going on?
Pay the damn fine!

495
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,877
Okay, okay, I'll pay,
I'll pay, I'll pay.

496
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:15,173
Final fee is $30,
plus one destroyed Valid-8,

497
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,592
plus emotional damage
for Valid-8's family.

498
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,970
Our poor son.

499
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,056
Subject owes...
[humming]

500
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,267
$1.2 million.

501
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,143
What?

502
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,728
Rad, until you pay
this robot back,

503
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:29,646
you're suspended.

504
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,524
Oh, where am I gonna
pick up another job?

505
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,275
Shut up,
you snot-nosers!

506
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:38,029
I'd like to see your faces
on milk cartons!

507
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,364
[crowd jeering]

508
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,283
Ah, it's an
all-I-can-eat boo-ffet

509
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,077
with a complimentary
hiss bar!

510
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,539
Wow, he is
so effortlessly hateable.

511
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,249
(all)
Boo!

512
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,542
We hate you, Rad!

513
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:54,587
Boo!

514
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,548
Hey, look, everyone,
my dad's ghost.

515
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,049
[techno music]

516
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,051
- Chirp.
- Yay!

517
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:03,722
(man)
Boo!

518
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:04,389
Guitar solo!

519
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,851
[imitating guitar solo]

520
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,397
Oh, sax!

521
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,984
[imitating saxophone playing]