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So I'm proud to say
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we have met our quarterly
stabbing goals.
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That brings this gang
leader meeting to a close.
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(Pizzaz)
Ah-hem!
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I have a quick
something-something.
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Yeah? Which gang
are you in, bitch?
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I'm Pizzaz Miller,
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chief of the roughest gang
in town--
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the Moonbeam City Police.
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Oh! Oh, sorry.
I meant no disrespect...
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bitch!
I mean, ma'am.
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As you know,
Cop-Con is this weekend.
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The entire police force
will be away for three days.
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But we'd appreciate
it if you didn't
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tear the city apart
like you do every other year.
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No way! Crime is how
we prove our manhood!
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I see.
So I guess you don't want
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your Uncle Carlo back?
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[gang leaders gasp]
Uncle Carlo!
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He's all of our uncle!
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If you animals behave yourselves
for this one weekend,
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and he goes free.
It's up to you--
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will Uncle Carlo
get parole...
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or the hole?
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All right, show of hands.
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All in favor of not doing
crimes for three days...
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(guys) Aye.
- Nay.
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Aah!
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All right, it's unanimous.
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No crimes till Monday morning.
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You have our word, bitch--
ma'am.
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Welcome to civilization,
boys, and remember--
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we walk around on twos,
not fours.
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Try it.
You might like it.
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[techno music]
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♪ ♪
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(Chrysalis)
So what actually happens
at Cop-Con?
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(Dazzle) Well,
it's a retreat for cops
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to quietly meditate
on justice
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and peacekeeping, and--
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Booze busses to Cop-Con
boarding now.
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No trampling!
[cops cheering]
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- Shouldn't we get boarding?
- No bus for us.
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I booked a discount
rent-a-car and hotel deal
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for you, me, and Pizzaz--
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You know, the Ol' Gang.
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(Pizzaz)
What do you mean by
"the Ol' Gang"?
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You know what I mean.
We're the three people
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in the office whose adventures
stand out the most
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on a weekly basis.
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But I talk with Rick
in forensics
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way more than
either of you.
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Rick? What kind of name
is Rick?
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Never heard of him.
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He is definitely not
in the 'Ol Gang.
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Ah, good.
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My chauffeur has arrived.
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Rad Cunningham.
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His name should be
Dan Druff--
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'cause I wish he'd stay
out of my hair.
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Guess whose car was recalled
yesterday
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for rattling too many
windows?
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I'm rolling with you guys.
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Although I despise you, Rad,
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you are one of the foremost
interesting cops on the force.
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But your adventures this weekend
had better be notable,
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or you're out of
the Ol' Gang!
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You know, Pizzaz,
this year we have to
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make sure that we don't
repeat that mistake.
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I don't wanna
talk about it.
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That foolish, drunken,
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sexually-charged mistake
that we make
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multiple times
at every Cop-Con.
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Dazzle, we are not
discussing it.
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Stop it--
stop kicking me!
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I'm not kicking you!
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What the hell
is going on back there?
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- Rad smells weird!
- I'm sweating
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because I'm buried
in leather bags,
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and that triggers my
hyperhydrosis of the taint!
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(Dazzle)
I swear, you two
get along back there,
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or I will turn this car
around and--oh, wait.
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We're here.
[brakes screech]
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[techno music]
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♪ ♪
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My name's Rad!
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♪ And I like to bounce ♪
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This is the sound
the bed makes
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when it's having sex!
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[springs creaking]
Ricka-ricka-ricka-ricka--
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Rad!
The bed's not for bouncing!
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(woman)
The softest core adult movies
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are at your fingertips.
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Ah! They got soft core!
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Keep it in your pants,
Rad.
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Chrysalis and I need to
get ready for our panels.
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Wait--Chrysalis and Dazzle
get to do panels, and I don't?
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Rad, not every cop
can host a panel this year.
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You were selected
as the one cop who should not.
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I hate you!
And I hate Cop-Con!
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I'm never leaving this room!
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[dramatic sobbing]
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[background chatter]
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Dazzle, would you like to
accompany me inside
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for the video
orientation?
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Do you think
that's a good idea?
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Do you think
it's a good idea?
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That looks kinda cramped
for two.
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WHO ASKED YOU?
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Dazzle,
come with me.
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Hello, I'm Crimezappers host
Vex Mullery.
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For the next 2 1/4 minutes,
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I'll show you how
to make the most out of
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your Cop-Con experience.
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The Groove Shapiro Memorial
GigaPlace,
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a structure so massive...
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Ugh, you know, I just cannot
imagine anything worse
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than having to watch
this video for the next
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2 1/4 minutes.
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If only there was some way to
distract ourselves
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for that modest runtime.
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Yes. If only.
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[slurping]
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(Dazzle)
Okay...okay...
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Be sure to shove your way
to the front row
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- of the hottest panels...
- Okay...
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including famed
police whistleblower
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- Stereo Campari's
- Okay...okay...
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- 700 Corrupt Cops.
- Okay...okay!
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Enjoy the finest cuisine...
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- Why? Why?
- Because. Because.
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- Why! Uhh!
- Because.
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Yes, this is your Cop-Con,
cops.
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Make the most of it!
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All right,
when do I get my check?
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Ohh...my goodness
gracious me.
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We can never speak of this
shameful incident again.
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It's the day one Cop-Con
tension coming out, you know?
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Exactly. This was fully
expected to happen on day one.
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But never again.
Shame!
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Yes. Shame.
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Regret. Never again.
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Shame.
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00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,225
Shame.
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00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,435
Shame.
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And the long-coveted
technology
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00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:14,940
of a nausea-inducing riot
control tone is here now.
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Take a listen or, uh,
actually,
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plug your ears so you don't
diarrhea yourself to death.
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'Cause this thing works!
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Oh...ohh!
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With any luck,
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this will be
Moonbeam P.D.'s
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most violent year yet!
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[cheering]
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Pizzaz, my dear!
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Did you see that
guy crap his guts out?
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Phoomp!
I love it.
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Dazzle, this is
Sergeant Flux Nicholson,
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a moth-eaten first edition
of the Moonbeam P.D.
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Sergeant Nicholson,
I've heard many a tale
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about you and your hard ass.
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Ah--a clamp!
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(robot)
What are you?
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(Flux)
Meet our newest ally
in police questioning--
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InteRRobot!
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Hey, Dazzle's a good-good.
Put him down.
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Watch him in action.
InteRRobot,
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interrogate!
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(InteRRobot)
WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
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I was at the movies.
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DON'T LIE TO ME.
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I was cheating
on my wife, okay?
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[laughter, cheering, gunshots]
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I'm not sure I like
the direction
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the department is heading.
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Oh, relax, grandma.
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You can't stop
the march of progress.
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In her knee-high
jackboots...
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cheapening the price
of human life
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a little more every day.
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Welp, off to my panel!
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(Pizzaz)
Stereo Campari.
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Now, there's a cop
Moonbeam City deserves.
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Or maybe that snitch
will get what he deserves.
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Hey, hey,
good to see you today!
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All right, all right!
[crowd cheering]
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You know, people always ask me:
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Dazzle, how do you don
the finest threads,
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drive the cherriest rides,
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and sail the floatiest boats
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on a police officer's
pathetic salary?
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The answer: I...
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And using my patented Keep
What You Confiscate program,
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any normal cop
can be a pig...
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who lives high on the hog.
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No, I didn't confiscate
her from a crime scene.
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Just kidding--I did!
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[loud cheering]
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(Chrysalis)
For too long,
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we've focused on punishments
for violent crime
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and not enough on the causes.
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Today, I'd like to explore
those causes,
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using hours' worth of
exciting graphs--
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Uh...
I have a question.
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We're not to the Q&A
portion yet,
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but go ahead.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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That's not relevant,
but...no.
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Anyway, an ounce of
prevention is--
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I have a follow-up question.
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- What?
- Go to Cop-Con prom with me.
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That's not a question.
And no.
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I have a condition
where I hear no as yes.
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So I'll see you there.
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(gang leader)
Yo, Razor, you think
there's something weird
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in the air?
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Yeah, without the cops
hassling us,
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things feel...different.
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[bird twitters]
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What's that sound
that is not gunshots
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- or sirens?
- That's some kind of bird fool!
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Look!
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Yo, the cycle of life
is happening
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right here in the hood,
fool!
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00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,733
When Uncle Carlo comes back,
he's gonna see how we
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let the whole community
suffer, man.
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What if we clean
things up?
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00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:07,613
You mean sweep away
the dried blood
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and dirty needles?
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Yeah. And coach youth
baseball leagues
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instead of youth shooting-guns-
out-of-a-car leagues!
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Oh, yo, Razor, go steal--
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I mean, go buy
some lumber, man.
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We're gonna make skid row
a place where kids grow!
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Welcome to Arrestaurant.
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May I take your statement?
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What are today's specials?
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Death-penaltini,
copghetti and meat-bullets,
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and vice cream with
boys-in-blueberry sauce.
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You know what, I'll just have
the hamcuffs and eggs...
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Aided and abetted by...
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Hmm. What are
the side choices?
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Badge potatoes,
mozzarella batons,
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SWAT and sour chicken,
SWAT potato fries,
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SWAT corn soup,
SWAT corn bread.
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Great. One of each
for the table.
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I'll just have
an A.P.B. and Jail-y.
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What's the B.L.T.F.C.?
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Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato
for Cops.
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I guess I'll have that.
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Let me confiscate
your menus.
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00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,251
I'm worried about
the Stereo Campari panel today.
254
00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,295
He seems to have
a lot of enemies.
255
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,714
Someone should let
that kid know
256
00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:07,965
that snitches
get stitches.
257
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,842
Stereo Campari
isn't a snitch.
258
00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:10,926
He's a better man
than you'll ever be.
259
00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:15,055
Where is this love for Stereo
Campari coming from?
260
00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:17,349
And why is it making me
so suddenly jealous?
261
00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:18,976
I'm attracted to his moral fiber
and self-control,
262
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,603
of which you have none.
263
00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:22,187
We're out of hamcuffs
and eggs.
264
00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:23,981
Well, that's too bad.
265
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,607
What are some of
the other menu items
266
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,568
that you haven't said
out loud yet?
267
00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:28,861
Uh, arriagnment veal
with Miranda rice,
268
00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,113
prisonstroni soup,
bail-oney on an onion pa-role,
269
00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:34,116
chocolate chips rookies,
D.U.I. pie.
270
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,326
Okay, okay,
one of all of those.
271
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,036
How dare you say I have
no self-control!
272
00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,830
Should we continue this heated
discussion back in our room?
273
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,498
Yes. Yes we should.
274
00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,960
(woman)
The gentlest foreplay
is waiting for you.
275
00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,253
Just enter the code.
276
00:09:46,337 --> 00:09:49,089
"Bra-clad nurses
bare their cleavage
277
00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:52,343
in a semi-clothed rubdown."
278
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,303
Oh! That's hot stuff.
[door closes]
279
00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,514
Rad, get out!
Go down to Cop-Con and have fun.
280
00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,933
I am having fun!
Cop-Con sucks.
281
00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,353
This is my time.
This is Rad-Con.
282
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,896
Rad-Con! Great idea!
283
00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,230
You should take Rad-Con
down to Cop-Con
284
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,983
and get everybody else
on board.
285
00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,610
You think Rad-Con
is a good idea?
286
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,278
Great idea.
But downstairs.
287
00:10:11,362 --> 00:10:13,781
With the others.
Go.
288
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,157
Rad-Con?
289
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,617
A great idea?
290
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,910
[moaning,
bed springs creaking]
291
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,829
Hey, no fair! How come
they get to jump on the bed?
292
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,250
I was at your panel.
293
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,544
Yeah, that seat's taken.
My friends are coming back.
294
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,588
I'll keep you company
till then.
295
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,506
My name is Skit.
Skit Riback.
296
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:33,759
I work in the deviant
sex crimes unit.
297
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,761
Now, we see a lot of
weird stuff.
298
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,054
You should come
check it out.
299
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,597
You--you might like it!
300
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,556
Skit, I'd actually
prefer to be alone
301
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,975
than sit anywhere
near you.
302
00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:43,477
So, tell me things
about you.
303
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,228
What do you do for fun?
304
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,396
Why did you get so pretty?
305
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:50,067
The angels must have put a bunch
of stars in your eyes.
306
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:50,984
Hope nobody...
cuts 'em up.
307
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,278
- What?
- Nothing.
308
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,076
That was clearly just
Cop-Con day two tension
309
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,453
coming out.
310
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:02,830
I mean, why else
would we make
311
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:03,997
two different,
shameful mistakes
312
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,249
twice in 24 hours?
313
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,751
Good. We're in
shameful agreement.
314
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:08,919
No more mistakes
from here on out.
315
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,130
Shame.
Oh! Gotta go.
316
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,840
My band is opening
for Stereo Campari.
317
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,426
Fine--go!
318
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,429
I knew you couldn't do it
five times in a row!
319
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,433
Cop-Con used to be cool,
320
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,935
but we've all seen it
become a convention
321
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,104
just for the popular cops!
322
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,606
It's time to start
a totally twisted,
323
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:34,695
F-ed up, anti-authority
cop convention--
324
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,655
This...is Rad-Con!
325
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,615
[scattered applause, cheers]
326
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,159
Rad rules, Rad rules!
327
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:43,162
(guys)
Rad rules, Rad rules...
328
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,830
I'm talking! Stop!
Stop copying me!
329
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:51,128
Chrysalis, would you sign my
Chrysalis fantasy fan fiction?
330
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,880
Look, that's you on the book.
331
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,298
Uh...
332
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,508
No, probably
shouldn't see it.
333
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,051
[Vex on P.A.]
Stereo Campari's
700 Corrupt Cops
334
00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:01,180
will begin momentarily.
335
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,265
But first, here's the rockabilly
music stylings
336
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:07,144
of Buster Brown's
Midnight Moonshine
337
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,564
and The Texas
"Hold 'Em" Boys!
338
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,483
[cheers and applause]
339
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,444
♪ Well ♪
340
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,529
♪ We're gonna cop
this town down tonight ♪
341
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,324
♪ We're gonna cop this town
down tonight ♪
342
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,534
♪ We're gonna cop
this town down tonight ♪
343
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,203
♪ We're gonna cop this town,
make it feel all right ♪
344
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,414
♪ Cop, Cop, Coppity Cop ♪
345
00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:29,082
♪ We're gonna Cop
this town tonight! ♪
346
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,083
♪ Oh oh whoo ♪
347
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,794
[off-key]
♪ ♪
348
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:35,339
Guitar!
349
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,966
♪ ♪
350
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,135
Play those chords!
351
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,930
♪ ♪
352
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:43,889
Never again.
353
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:47,309
♪ Yeah, when I say cop,
you say cop ♪
354
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:47,935
- ♪ Cop ♪
- ♪ Cop! ♪
355
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,853
- ♪ Cop ♪
- ♪ Cop ♪
356
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,022
♪ Yeah, when I say cop,
you say cop ♪
357
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:52,981
- ♪ Cop ♪
- ♪ Cop! ♪
358
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:54,066
- ♪ Cop ♪
- ♪ Cop ♪
359
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,152
♪ Cop to your left,
cop to your right ♪
360
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:59,613
♪ Cop all the way,
cop all night ♪
361
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,490
♪ Cop, cop, coppity cop ♪
362
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,618
♪ We're gonna cop this
town tonight ♪
363
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,953
[cheers and applause]
364
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,247
Thank you.
Thanks, everybody.
365
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:11,333
And now, Moonbeam's
number one whistleblower,
366
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,210
Stereo Campari!
367
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,878
- Thank you.
[boos and cheers]
368
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:20,467
The following 700
Moonbeam City cops are corrupt.
369
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:23,887
I'm gonna start with A.
Al--
370
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,806
[gunshot]
371
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:26,598
[cops gasp]
372
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,392
Let me through!
Back away!
373
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,310
This is an active
crime scene.
374
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,646
Every cop in this building
is a suspect.
375
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:36,066
I want Cop-Con placed
on lockdown immediately!
376
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,067
[Vex on P.A.]
Attention!
377
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,151
no one is allowed in
or out
378
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:41,363
of the Gigaplace.
379
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,865
The killer may be
your best friend
380
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,117
or your partner
of many years.
381
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,536
Don't trust anyone!
382
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,288
- I'm worried.
- Me too.
383
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,498
There's a killer
within our ranks.
384
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:53,458
No, I'm worried they
might cancel Cop-Con prom
385
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,085
over this nonsense,
but, yeah, sure,
386
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,920
- murder's bad too.
- And without cops,
387
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,714
who knows what's happening
on the streets.
388
00:13:58,797 --> 00:13:59,923
Yo, my crossing-guard job
389
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,926
makes me feel reinfranchised.
390
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,803
Without constant
police brutality,
391
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,597
it's like a weight
has been lifted.
392
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,892
More doves, man!
The doves love it here!
393
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:15,397
♪ ♪
394
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:15,981
(Vex)
No one is permitted
395
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,691
to leave the Cop-Con
396
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:21,153
until Stereo Campari's
killer is apprehended.
397
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,155
Feel free to
keep false apprehending
398
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,866
until we
find the actual killer.
399
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,659
WHO KILLED STEREO CAMPARI?
400
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,370
I already told you.
I don't know.
401
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,664
DO NOT LIE TO INTERROBOT.
402
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:33,415
Look, I just want to
get outta here.
403
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,501
Okay?
How 'bout you let me go?
404
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:40,672
InteRRobot is programmed
to never accept bribes.
405
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:41,006
Wink.
406
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,344
(waitress)
May I take your statement?
407
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:49,181
Rib eye steakout,
medium rare, no backup.
408
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,098
- We're out of food.
- Why'd you come
409
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,141
- to the table then?
- I don't know.
410
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,561
It's a pretty funny menu,
you've got to admit.
411
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:55,395
This is hell.
412
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,813
We're never gonna
leave Cop-Con,
413
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,357
and I'm fresh out of
ideas.
414
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,274
[pounding, squeaking]
415
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:03,070
Our killer is playing
Whac-a-Mole.
416
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,196
Who, that guy?
417
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,113
No, but much like the wacker
of the fabled mole,
418
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:08,867
our killer will keep
wacking and wacking
419
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,035
until he's succeeded.
420
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,870
But what if the mole...
wacked back?
421
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,080
So you're saying...
422
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,248
Whoever would murder
one whistleblower
423
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,793
would murder two
whistleblowers, right?
424
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:18,460
In theory, yes.
But--
425
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,420
Attention, everyone!
426
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:23,131
Stereo Campari told me
everything he knew
427
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,383
before he died.
428
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,052
I'm revealing it all
tonight at Cop-Con Prom...
429
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,638
unless someone...
kills me first!
430
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,557
So...don't miss it!
431
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,726
Did Stereo actually
tell you anything?
432
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:35,852
No. What I'm doing
is known in poker as lying.
433
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,980
It's the perfect bait
for Campari's assassin.
434
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,440
But how are you going
to protect yourself
435
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:42,275
from the assassin?
436
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,151
Hmm. Did not think
about that part.
437
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,987
[chatter, singing,
birds tweeting]
438
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,739
Our community
was really hurt, man.
439
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:51,118
But now we stand
brother to brother
440
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,744
in, like, a spirit of hope!
441
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,413
♪ In a copless world ♪
442
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,916
[jazzy organ]
443
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,335
♪ We all are free ♪
444
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:05,090
♪ To turn U-R-T ♪
445
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,925
♪ Into O-P-E! ♪
446
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,427
♪ Leaving the H intact ♪
447
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,429
♪ Take out the A-R-M ♪
448
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,098
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
449
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:16,810
♪ And put in the E-L-P ♪
450
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,854
♪ Leaving the H ♪
451
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:19,771
♪ Leaving the H ♪
452
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:23,275
♪ Leaving the H once again ♪
453
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,818
♪ Everybody ♪
454
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,611
♪ ♪
455
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:30,115
♪ Leaving the H once again ♪
456
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,117
♪ Leaving the H
once again ♪
457
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,535
♪ ♪
458
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,288
♪ Leaving the H once again ♪
459
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,707
♪ ♪
460
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,292
♪ Everybody ♪
461
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,626
♪ Leaving the H once again ♪
462
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,171
♪ Everybody ♪
463
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,464
♪ Leaving the H once again ♪
464
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,883
♪ Everybody ♪
465
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:48,467
We just might have
an I-T
466
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,762
on our A-N-D-S.
467
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,138
Leaving the H
once again.
468
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:57,350
(Vex)
We're moments away
from the announcement
469
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,643
of King and Queen Cop,
470
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,563
but remember: keep an eye out
471
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:04,316
for the murderer
of Stereo Campari.
472
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:07,819
You could be dancing with him
or her right now!
473
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,488
Okay, when they announce me
and Pizzaz
474
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,406
as Cop-Con Prom King
and Cop-Con Prom Queen,
475
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,658
we'll come on stage.
476
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,035
Chrysalis, you'll be in
the rafters--
477
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,495
like the mouse you
resemble--
478
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,329
watching the audience for
suspicious characters.
479
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,665
Sounds good--oh wait,
how do you know
480
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:21,583
you two will be voted Cop-Con
Prom King and Queen?
481
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,667
- Oh...
- Ha...
482
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,669
- Ah...
- I, uh...
483
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,588
- It's a joke.
- I see now.
484
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:27,798
- A clever jibe.
- It's a jape.
485
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,758
- Chrysalis, you jester.
- Chrysalis, you're funny!
486
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:30,509
Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
I'll get in position.
487
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,093
Attention, everyone!
488
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,845
Crowd the stage
for the announcement
489
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:37,891
of our Cop-Con
Prom King and Queen.
490
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,851
Dazzle, if either one
of us doesn't make it,
491
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:40,811
I just want to say--
492
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,522
Shhh, baby, baby, baby.
I already know.
493
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,525
These last three days have
been the best of my life too.
494
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,943
I know I lack the scruples
of Stereo Campari.
495
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,027
I don't care if some cop
breaks the rules
496
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,737
to shake down
a free lunch in this town.
497
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,864
But I do
believe in Cop-Con Prom.
498
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:57,035
And, like Stereo,
I'm willing to die
499
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,537
for what I believe in.
500
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,038
I was actually going to say
that your band sucks
501
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,874
and you need keep your garbage
guitar playing to yourself.
502
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,876
The votes are counted.
503
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,381
This year's Cop-Con Prom King
and Queen are...
504
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,882
Whew--showtime!
505
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,551
Dazzle, Flux Nicholson
is reaching for his pocket
506
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,594
at your two o'clock.
507
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,138
I don't know how to do
that clock thing.
508
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,264
Just tell me--
left or right.
509
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,558
Right. That's left!
I said right!
510
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:20,809
Oh, no, Skit's also
reaching for something.
511
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,602
Skit?
You mean your boyfriend?
512
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,187
He's not my boyfriend!
513
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:28,859
[slow mo]
Guuuuun!
514
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:30,861
Dazzle!
515
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,448
- Dazzle, are you hit?
- No. Thanks to you, baby.
516
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,700
- Wow...oh...
- Okay...okay...
517
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,494
- Ooh...
- Okay!
518
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,248
Right here, asshole.
519
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,958
I'll save you,
Chrysalis!
520
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,668
Aah!
521
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:47,419
So the killer
was Rick.
522
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:50,589
Rick? Who the [bleep]
is Rick?
523
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,508
Rick from forensics--I told you
about him the other day.
524
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:54,676
Why would Rick
be the killer?
525
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,595
I don't know!
Ask Rick!
526
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,513
- My reasons were--
- No, no, no, no.
527
00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,140
He doesn't get to talk.
Take him away.
528
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:03,101
Everybody freeze!
529
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:03,935
Gimme that microphone!
530
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:07,105
For all you jocks and prisses
531
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,108
enjoying your little meat
parade, well guess what!
532
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,776
Cop-Con Prom is cancelled!
533
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:16,448
This is Rad-Con Prom.
534
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,199
Vengeance...is ours!
535
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,326
[guys cheering]
536
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,202
Take this, nerd!
537
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:21,953
- Ugh!
- Uhh!
538
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,789
[phoom, phoom, phoom]
Oh!
539
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:25,957
[groans]
540
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,460
Now, as I was saying before
I was rudely interrupted,
541
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:34,132
this year's Cop-Con Cop-Prom
King and Queen are...
542
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,635
Chrysalis Tate and InteRRobot!
543
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,346
- What?
- Wha--
544
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,222
Are you people
kidding me?
545
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,892
I HAVE A QUESTION...
546
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,853
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
547
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:50,357
Yes, InteRRobot,
I'd like that.
548
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,816
Chrysalis,
I-I saved you,
549
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,195
so I thought maybe
I could get a dance in.
550
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:55,320
Aah!
[thud]
551
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,492
(Pizzaz)
Well, cops, the murder's
been solved,
552
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:01,576
the lockdown is lifted.
553
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,702
You're free to go.
554
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,287
See you at next year's
Cop-Con.
555
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:04,412
Drive safe.
556
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,002
Time to try out
the new toys, boys!
557
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:11,920
[jazzy organ]
558
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:12,796
♪ Leaving the H once again ♪
559
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:13,797
- Aah!
- Aah!
560
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,049
Stop this gang song!
561
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,052
This is a peaceful
gathering.
562
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,429
[phoom, phoom, phoom, phoom]
563
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,681
What's that H doing there?
564
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:23,848
Get rid of it!
565
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:24,683
[sirens]
[commotion]
566
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:28,436
Uncle Carlo!
567
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,938
Oh...
568
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,022
[crash]
569
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,609
(Dazzle)
Moonbeam City.
Just like we left it.
570
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,612
Always a fire burning.
Always a ghetto blasting.
571
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,740
Always...my home.
572
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:40,865
Let's go.
They need us out there.
573
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:48,873
Pizzaz,
last time for real?
574
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,166
You mean one more time
after this time
575
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,419
- will be the last time?
- Yes, that's what I meant.
576
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,713
- Okay...
- Oh...oh!
577
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:55,046
- Okay...okay!
[Pizzaz moans]
578
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,715
♪ Oh ♪
579
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,842
Chirp.
580
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,763
Hey!
581
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,056
(man over intercom)
Will Officer Blast Rodriguez
582
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,100
please report to
the Lost and Found?
583
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,059
We found your brass knuckles.
584
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,645
Execution videos
are now half-price.
585
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:15,692
Remember, firearms are not
permitted on the Cop Con floor.
586
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,776
They're required.