1 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:10,845 [snoring] 2 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:12,722 Come on, come on. One more minute, 3 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:15,308 and I can retire already. 4 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:16,642 No more cop crap. 5 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,686 I can't believe they put you on a dangerous stakeout 6 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:20,688 - on your last night. - Yeah. This is really cutting 7 00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:22,648 into my drinking time. 8 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:24,817 - Yeah, I'm out of here. - Flash, wait. 9 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:27,320 The Moonbeam Maniac is still out there. 10 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:28,654 Unless he's a beer, 11 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,364 I don't care. 12 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,574 Dazzle, get up. Flash is leaving. 13 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:32,825 Snork. 14 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:35,787 And...retired. 15 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:36,996 I hear a beer with my name, 16 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:39,207 and it's calling me. Boo, boo, boo, boop. 17 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:42,960 I hope being a cop doesn't rot my brain like that clown. 18 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,629 So what if he has a clown's brain? 19 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:45,838 You've got red hair. 20 00:00:45,922 --> 00:00:47,632 Have you been tested? 21 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:48,716 What's that? 22 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:56,265 What the f-- 23 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:58,184 - Oh, my god. - Wow. 24 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,685 He was zero days away from retirement. 25 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:03,523 [techno music] 26 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:11,614 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:24,377 --> 00:01:25,628 Police are baffled 28 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,548 as the Moonbeam Maniac murders Officer Flash Delaney 29 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:30,216 and nine others with a wrecking ball, 30 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,261 an incident that's sure to reopen the heated debate 31 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:34,887 for wrecking ball control. 32 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:37,390 I, for one, say wrecking balls don't kill people. 33 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,350 The cranes swinging them do. 34 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,936 (Pizzaz) Ten more Moonbeam Maniac murders. 35 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,479 Ten, including a cop. 36 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:45,314 Typical Dazzle. 37 00:01:45,398 --> 00:01:47,400 When he's in charge, a stakeout 38 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:50,403 becomes a mis-stakeout... 39 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:51,404 'cause he sucks. 40 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:52,405 Whenever Dazzle gets in, please send him 41 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,907 into my office for a brief new-asshole-tearing. 42 00:01:54,991 --> 00:02:00,162 I have had it up to here with him. 43 00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:00,788 Dazzle, did you hear that? 44 00:02:00,872 --> 00:02:03,249 Pizzaz needs to see you. 45 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,750 Nope. No time, Chrysalis. 46 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:05,960 We're gonna be late for Flash's retirement party. 47 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,504 We're still having his party? 48 00:02:08,588 --> 00:02:09,547 - He was just murdered. - Yes. 49 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,425 What better way to honor his memory than dinner 50 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:13,426 at his favorite restaurant? 51 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:16,304 Answer: dinner at my favorite restaurant. 52 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:18,222 We're going to Trapezios. 53 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:23,561 (distorted male voice) Trapezios. 54 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:27,481 Trapezios. 55 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:28,816 Hey, watch it. 56 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:31,944 Okay, one order of Trapita bread, grande nacho platter, 57 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:34,155 served without a net of course, 58 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:37,074 and a "Catch Me, I'm Falling Signature Swinging Margarita" 59 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,075 for the lady. 60 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,619 Wait, this isn't mine. 61 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:42,288 We ordered it for you. 62 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,624 I would've ordered you the sweet and somersaulty 63 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:46,584 chicken wings if I thought it would 64 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,002 lower your inhibitions. 65 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,296 I like my inhibitions exactly 66 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,547 where they are, thank you. 67 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:55,635 Hmm. Hindering to my advance, yet still playful. 68 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:58,721 - Intriguing. - Are you a policewoman? 69 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,973 - Uh, yes, I am. - What kind of gun do you carry? 70 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:03,059 May I disarm with charm? 71 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,310 All right, what's going on? 72 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,353 Are you guys cops? 73 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,562 Hazing the rookie? 74 00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:07,813 No, I'm Quasar Daniels. 75 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:10,274 I'm a badge bunny. 76 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,193 That means I like to have sex with cops. 77 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:13,861 And I'm Dr. Nocturne Von Groff. 78 00:03:13,945 --> 00:03:16,489 "What do I do," you ask? 79 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,199 - Actually, I didn't ask-- - I do many, many things. 80 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:21,994 I'm an artist, a racquanteurist, a gataboutologist, 81 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:25,581 a transmedial derivitarian, an epicurial enhanceneer, 82 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:28,834 but above all, I am a dedicated holster sniffer. 83 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:31,462 Okay, that's it. 84 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,672 Time to go. Dazzle? 85 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:35,007 No. Can't you feel Trapezios switching 86 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:38,469 to a late-night atmosphere with a forbidden dark party vibe? 87 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,180 I can feel that dark party vibe, Dazzle. 88 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,473 Quasar Daniels? 89 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,183 My little badge bunny. 90 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,559 Hippity hop. 91 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:46,686 Who's this weirdo? 92 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:48,229 I'm Nocturne Von Groff. 93 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,772 Oh--Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 94 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:52,108 Nocturne Von Groff? 95 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:55,319 - The Nocturne Von Groff? - Guilty. 96 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:57,071 You have got to be my favorite artist. 97 00:03:57,154 --> 00:04:01,033 You recognize an artist, Dazzle? 98 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:02,034 Why, yes, Chrysalis. 99 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:05,538 I have been a fan of Dr. Von Groff for years. 100 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:08,124 I vividly remember the first time I saw his art. 101 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:09,417 I'm not sure what it was, 102 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,795 possibly Star Glow Lanes. Somebody bowled a strike. 103 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:17,049 Then, his masterpiece unfolded before my very eyes. 104 00:04:21,012 --> 00:04:23,305 - Oh. - Wait. 105 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,099 You mean he makes those little cartoons 106 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,559 that play at the bowling alley? 107 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:27,601 Yes. They're amazing. 108 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,270 They're funny. They're poignant. 109 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,062 They let you know how many pins you've knocked down. 110 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:32,523 Just to be clear, we're talking 111 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,775 about bowling cartoons, right? 112 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:38,529 I'd prefer the term "Strike Visualizations." 113 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,573 Oh, I'm so sorry. Don't listen to my friend. 114 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,158 She's disrespectful and stupid. Idea. 115 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:44,994 We should go bowling. Right now. 116 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:48,122 Ugh. I've never bowled a day in my life. 117 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:51,751 I prefer to focus my psychoanalytical state 118 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:55,087 into the transference of ball to pin consanguinity. 119 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:58,758 Wow. Pin consanguinity is, like, my thing, man. 120 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:00,259 Let me buy you a drink. 121 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:03,262 Ugh. Can I get one of those stupid margaritas 122 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:04,805 and a small cheese Trapizza? 123 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:10,269 (Von Groff) So you see, the interplay between the black and white keys 124 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:13,522 of the piano is not unlike that of bowling ball to pin. 125 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:13,981 Mm. Wow. 126 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:15,858 So insightful. 127 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,568 Okay, and my final question, if heaven exists, 128 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:21,113 what would you like God to say when you arrive? 129 00:05:21,197 --> 00:05:23,074 I'd say, "Well done, Nocturne. 130 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,867 Now, let me show you to the bath." 131 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:25,701 [laughs] 132 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:28,454 That answer is so down to Earth. 133 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,790 Ugh. Are you done gooing yourself, Dazzle? 134 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:32,249 I'd prefer you black out at home. 135 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,250 Okay, okay. 136 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,169 I just want to say your art 137 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,755 got me through some pretty rough times as a youth, 138 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:38,297 and I feel like I owe you. 139 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,299 I like you, Dazzle. 140 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,717 You amuse me. 141 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:44,386 I'm hosting a strike visualization performance arts 142 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,806 spect-happening at this week's end. 143 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:47,598 It's not to be missed. 144 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,476 Mr. Von Groff, color me there. 145 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:53,312 (Dazzle) You just don't get it. 146 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:54,980 He's my hero. 147 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:57,149 It'd be like you meeting the president 148 00:05:57,233 --> 00:05:59,151 - of a glasses factory. - You're right. 149 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:00,611 I don't get it. Tell me, 150 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,322 how did bowling cartoons get you through rough times? 151 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:06,158 When I watched Von Groff's work, 152 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:09,328 I was no longer just a lonely child. 153 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,997 I was a bowling ball knight riding a dragon, 154 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:14,291 - slaughtering my pin enemies. - Yeah! 155 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,335 And when my mother died, I didn't cry, no. 156 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:19,255 I bowling balled up all my anger, 157 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:23,717 and my grief looked like pins. 158 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:26,345 You had a really strange childhood, Dazzle. 159 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,556 Still no leads in the Moonbeam Maniac case. 160 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:32,143 At the risk of giving the Maniac exactly what he wants, 161 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,311 he is really outsmarting the police 162 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:36,438 and completely deserving of our attention. 163 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:39,024 Mayor Jaxxon's up my ass about this Moonbeam Maniac. 164 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,651 He wants to form a task force 165 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,779 and told me to put my best man in charge of it. 166 00:06:43,863 --> 00:06:46,824 But seeing as I have no best, good, or even acceptable men, 167 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,576 Chrysalis, you're in charge. 168 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:49,618 A girl? 169 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:51,245 In charge of me? [chuckles] 170 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,538 I'm a lone wolf. 171 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,957 I do everything solo. Everything. 172 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,250 And not with girls. 173 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,711 Can't someone else be in charge? 174 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,796 - What about Flash Delaney? - He's dead. 175 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,715 Oh, right. Smashed to death. 176 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,341 Chrysalis is in charge. 177 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,051 That's the final word on the matter. 178 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,636 Okay, let's get to it, guys. 179 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,555 Rad, you can start by reviewing the evidence, 180 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,056 and Dazzle, you can review the witness statements. 181 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,017 I can't work at night. 182 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,935 I can only work at night. 183 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,066 Canadian hockey megastar and prime minister 184 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:23,736 Rad Cunningham, the man everyone is jealous of. 185 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:24,403 He shoots. 186 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,322 - He scores. - Stop it! 187 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:27,907 You're ruining the crime scene. 188 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:28,490 It's a crime scene. 189 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:30,284 It was already ruined. 190 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,827 Rad, get serious. 191 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:33,954 This task force actually might be able to catch 192 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:35,748 the Moonbeam Maniac if we all just work together. 193 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,249 Guys, we got to move. 194 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:40,085 There's a 241 in progress on Saturn Lane Avenue. Let's go. 195 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:40,920 A 241? What's a 241? 196 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:42,880 Rad, let's go. 197 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:43,422 [Rad screaming, thuds] 198 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,674 Oh, Rad, not again. 199 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:47,384 It's not what it looks like. 200 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,309 Everyone down. It's a 241. 201 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,436 [screaming] 202 00:07:58,771 --> 00:08:01,607 Dazzle, where's the 241... and what is it? 203 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,317 Two-for-one Glitter dogs. 204 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,278 It'd be a real crime not to take advantage of this offer. 205 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:08,614 Damn it, Dazzle. I thought that was code for a crime. 206 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,532 Oh, is that what those numbers I keep hearing mean? 207 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,743 Ugh, the nuances of law enforcement. 208 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,328 Okay. It's fine, everyone. 209 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,538 Go back to what you're doing. 210 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:17,623 Ahh! 211 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,624 Where's the 241? 212 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,209 Where's the 241? 213 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,506 (Chrysalis) Uh, this doesn't look like food. 214 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:28,300 What do you mean? Glitter dogs are awesome. 215 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:29,635 The meat in rainbow colors. 216 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:34,515 Ugh. It's about time one of you losers bowled a strike. 217 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:36,392 Hey, don't talk to my son like that. 218 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,269 It's okay. I'm a cop. Attention, everyone. 219 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:41,814 You are about to experience a Von Groff visualization. 220 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:42,273 Shh. 221 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,776 [fiddle music] 222 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,319 ♪ ♪ 223 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:48,404 [boing] 224 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,990 (Dazzle) So cool. 225 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,866 Why are they in a canoe in a pool? 226 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,493 No wonder you can't solve murders. 227 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,578 You have to open up your skull and expand your mind 228 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,622 like Von Groff with his visualizations. 229 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,166 - Who's Von Groff? - He makes the bowling cartoons. 230 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,418 We met him last night. 231 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:05,296 Oh, did you ever see the one where the ball is in a top hat 232 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,089 and gets the last pin with his magic wand? 233 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,966 Yes, Rad. The Great Sparedini. 234 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,217 Everyone knows that one. 235 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:12,553 Jeez, if you can't keep up, then shut up. 236 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,054 I thought art was for everyone. 237 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:15,514 Everyone but you. 238 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,682 Here comes another one. 239 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,684 [Spanish guitar] 240 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,561 [bull bellows] 241 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:21,145 [boing] 242 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,563 Extraordinary. 243 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:26,108 When do bulls fight ten matadors at once? 244 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:31,030 Von Groff tears down those old matador-pin-bull-ball cliches. 245 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,699 And who are you to criticize him, huh? 246 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,285 You're just a rookie cop in charge of her first task force. 247 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,828 You've got no imaginization. 248 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,456 - It's not "imaginization." - Don't you see? 249 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,041 It is imaginization. 250 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:43,208 That's what you need if you want to solve cases. 251 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,336 Become the bowling ball, 252 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,129 and you'll be guided in for the strike. 253 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,088 Yes. 254 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,341 But a bowling ball can't just bowl alone. 255 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,051 It needs someone to throw it, right? 256 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,469 Ah, a bowling metaphor. 257 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:54,803 Now, I'm interested. 258 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:55,763 What do you say? 259 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,181 I'll be that murder-solving ball, 260 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,059 and you stick your fingers in me and throw me down that lane. 261 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,728 - Wait, let me rephrase that. - No, no. 262 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,104 You said it beautifully. 263 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,815 From now on, this task force will run as smooth as silk. 264 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:07,524 How about it? Task force. 265 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,193 (Chrysalis) Task force. 266 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,402 (Rad) Task force. 267 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:11,612 Quick addendum. Can we stop by 268 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,072 the ice cream place on the way back? 269 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:13,864 I think I left my gun there. 270 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,075 [laughs] In fact, I know I did. 271 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,410 The Moonbeam Maniac is at it again, 272 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:21,455 - using a cop's gun... - That's me. 273 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,957 (Genesis) To hijack a black hot air balloon, 274 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,794 crashing it into an eyeglasses factory. 275 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,254 Oh, god, no. Not the glasses factory. 276 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,423 I guess that's why police chief Pizzaz Miller 277 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:32,674 stinks so bad. 278 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:35,302 She was on duty. We got a great show. 279 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:37,054 - Straus and Dunn are here. - You hear that? 280 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,641 We are being mocked by late night quipster Stride Zimmer. 281 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,684 - This has to stop. - I know. 282 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,354 I can handle his japes, but his jibes cross the line. 283 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,106 The murders have to stop! 284 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,441 Chrysalis, your task force has done nothing 285 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,026 but rack up Glitter Dog bills. 286 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,612 What are you, a cop or just another pretty face? 287 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,822 Lay off her, chief. 288 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,490 She's not that pretty, so she can still be a good cop. 289 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,867 - She'll learn the ropes. - What? 290 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,453 I'm the only doing anything in this investigation. 291 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,956 This is the worst task force I've ever been a part of. 292 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:04,957 - You're the worst. - You suck. 293 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,291 - Oh, I hate you. - Et cetera. 294 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,459 [all speaking at once] 295 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,336 Chrysalis, listen to me. 296 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:11,463 If you don't solve this-- blow-dryer running] 297 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,424 What the hell are you two doing? 298 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,634 You specifically said, "Chrysalis, listen to me." 299 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,636 I decided to take my non-listening time 300 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,596 - and blow dry my hair. - And me to shave. 301 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,975 Give me that God damn-- 302 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:26,520 Chrysalis, you need to pull this sorry team together 303 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,856 'cause if you don't, then God help us all. 304 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,985 My razor, please. 305 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,614 - [yawns] - Dazzle, were you up early 306 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,825 - bowling again? - No, there were leagues. 307 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,995 - I just watched. - Dazzle, please. No bowling. 308 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,163 My career is on the line. 309 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,497 - I need help. - I am helping. 310 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,707 Look how fast I'm driving. 311 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,167 Yes, but where are you going? 312 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,169 [tires screeching] 313 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,420 [metal clangs] [people scream] 314 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:55,299 Dazzle, as task force leader, I forbid you to go in there. 315 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,884 What's more important, Chrysalis? 316 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,469 Murder or art? 317 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,637 Murder is, Dazzle. Damn it. 318 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,225 Dazzle, where are you? 319 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,102 (man) The performance arts spect-happening 320 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:10,564 is about to spect-happen! 321 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,567 [electronic music] 322 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,694 Whoa. Excuse me. 323 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,617 (Von Groff) I am the black sun traveling on rented shoes out of the void. 324 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,369 All things in my path shall be destroyed. 325 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,747 [fiddle music] 326 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,750 [train horn blows] 327 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,376 [boing] 328 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,544 [cheering] 329 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:33,795 - Look. - Who knew Moonbeam City 330 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:37,841 had such a thriving strike visualization community? 331 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,092 Yeah. 332 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:41,720 There can be nothing worse than this. 333 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,263 Ooh, what's up, Red? 334 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,724 I bet you could do the seven-ten splits. 335 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,266 Get the hell out of my face. 336 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,101 Moving on. 337 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:50,854 The disjunction of the very system 338 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:54,066 that pretends to control it with its gutters. 339 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,400 Defiance! 340 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,152 [maniacal laughter] 341 00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:57,736 [screams] 342 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,531 [comical running noises] 343 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:08,747 Oh, my God. 344 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,167 Von Groff is the Moonbeam Maniac. 345 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,632 Police. Let me through. 346 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,425 Dazzle, I figured it out. 347 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,971 Von Groff is the Moonbeam Maniac. 348 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,265 Yeah, he's awesome. 349 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,349 Nocturne Von Groff, 350 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:31,353 you are under arrest on lots of counts of murder. 351 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,857 Whoa. 352 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,442 See you at the ball return. 353 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,445 [flat maniacal laughter] 354 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,948 And then, she jumped up on stage 355 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,658 and tried to arrest Von Groff. 356 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,577 My theory is she had some kind of an aneurism 357 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,452 due to an overload of great art. 358 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,997 She has gone insane. 359 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,081 I'm not insane. 360 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,208 Look at the crime scene photos of our Jane Doe. 361 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:56,086 Same hallway, same knife wound entry points, 362 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,505 the sweater with the two rings like a bowling pin. 363 00:13:58,589 --> 00:13:59,923 And look at some of these murders. 364 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,633 Woman killed by mysterious "black" train? 365 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:06,305 "Black" bull tramples nine, one spared? 366 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,473 Wrecking "ball" kills Flash Delaney? 367 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,349 You're going to try to pin 368 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:12,811 all of this on Von Groff, pun intended. 369 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,480 Oh, looks like Dazzle's gonna have to capture his boyfriend. 370 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:16,648 What do you care, Rad? 371 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,650 Is it because it would hurt me to see Von Groff arrested? 372 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,236 Von Groff's guilty, Dazzle. 373 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,529 Hurting you is just a cherry on top. 374 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:25,032 Sweet, sweet cherry. 375 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,743 Dazzle, bring in Von Groff. That's an order. 376 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,494 Oh, I'll bring him in all right, 377 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:32,497 but only for suspicion of innocence. 378 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:37,586 [sirens blaring] 379 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,093 (Rad) What is this place? 380 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,012 It's a murderer's lair. 381 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,559 Ah, ah, ah, I'm all pinned in. 382 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,728 I'm all pinned in. [crying] 383 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,317 [gunshots] 384 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,611 [yodeling] 385 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:02,944 [laughter] 386 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,452 [vomits] 387 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,371 Von Groff, it's me, Dazzle. 388 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,414 Expose yourself. 389 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,667 Well, if it isn't Dazzle Novak, 390 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,585 my little boule de goutirre. 391 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,003 That's French for "gutterball." 392 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,171 Listen, Von Groff, 393 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,589 you have to turn yourself in. 394 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,049 It's the only way to prove you're innocent. 395 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,134 I'm not innocent, you idiot. 396 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,803 Clearly, I'm guilty. 397 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,389 Just the kind of thing an innocent man would say. 398 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,182 No, I'm guilty. 399 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,142 I kill people and I like it. 400 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:34,518 Here, watch. 401 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,436 [screams] 402 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,854 (Von Groff) There, I just killed a cop. 403 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,606 Completely understandable. 404 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,066 You're acting under duress. 405 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,734 Dazzle, save me. 406 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,403 Uh, yeah, I'm just weighing my options here. 407 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:48,073 I can certainly see the argument for saving you, but then again-- 408 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,032 [gunshot] 409 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,868 You're not one of these idiots, Dazzle. 410 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,453 Not like that pinhead throwing up in the trash can. 411 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,372 Shut up, Von Groff. 412 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,499 I'm not a pinhead. 413 00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:02,421 The greatest indignity. 414 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,423 - Showered in one's own puke. - [crying] 415 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,467 Dazzle, I could use someone like you on my team. 416 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:13,181 Together, we could be two big strong black balls. 417 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,766 Admittedly, that sounds very appealing, 418 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:18,061 but we have got to bring you in. 419 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,855 You're just like the rest of them. 420 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,565 Stupid stecknadels. 421 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,858 That's German for "pins." 422 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:23,442 I'm afraid it's the last frame 423 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,027 for Moonbeam City. 424 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,446 For tonight, at midnight, 425 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,449 will be my final strike in the perfect game of life. 426 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,033 - Every last pin, ka-boom. - [screams] 427 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,245 [laughing] 428 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,455 [grunts] 429 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,330 [continues laughing] 430 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,333 Damn it. We were so close. 431 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,585 - What's the plan? - Plan? 432 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,129 The plan is to trample anything that moves on our frenzy 433 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,130 to get out of the city. 434 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,131 I'll push over children. 435 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,258 Pizzaz, you take the elderly and infirm. 436 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,468 both: Shut up, Rad. Jinx. 437 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,969 Think about it. 438 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,972 If all of his murders played out in strike visualizations, 439 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,141 how would he reveal his perfect master plan? 440 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,643 At the end of a perfect game. 441 00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,811 Exactly. 442 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:03,356 It's the bowling averages of every Moonbeam citizen 443 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,357 from the database. 444 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,943 Chrysalis, I guess you do have imaginization. 445 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,987 You really think somebody's gonna bowl a perfect game 446 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:09,988 before midnight? 447 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,156 There's no way. 448 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,074 It'll never work. Never, never-- 449 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,036 It will work, and I'll tell you why. 450 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,914 We're gonna round up every halfway decent bowler 451 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,165 in this town at gunpoint, 452 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,168 and force them to bowl until their fingers bleed, 453 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,755 and to pull that off, we're gonna need a huge asshole. 454 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,548 I can be that asshole. 455 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:34,805 Did you or did you not bowl a 300 last month? 456 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:35,680 I don't care if it's your daughter's wedding. 457 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,183 We got bowling to do. 458 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,268 Rinse off and grab your ball. 459 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,148 (Pizzaz over radio) I want six officers at Mrs. Gutterworths. 460 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,239 Damn it. Gutterball. 461 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,741 A Moonbeam citizen's one strike away from a perfect game 462 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:55,951 at Strikerz Bowl-a-Dome. 463 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,954 Get over there and make sure he gets that final strike. 464 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,373 (Vic) I am in this zone. 465 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,375 I am going to bowl a strike. 466 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,876 I will not miss. 467 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,920 I'm so honored to help my community in this time of need. 468 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,173 I don't think you get it, asshole. 469 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,758 You should be feeling about 10,000 times the pressure 470 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,427 you are currently feeling. 471 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,639 So get sweating 'cause if you don't bowl a strike, 472 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,515 we're all dead. 473 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,350 [moans] 474 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,570 [all gasp] 475 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,947 [cheering] 476 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,075 Wait, wait. Shut up, everybody. 477 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:37,200 Look. 478 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,590 Your frames are numbered, you pitiful pins. 479 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:52,841 [panicked chattering] 480 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,301 (man) He has a bomb strapped to himself. 481 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,636 His master plan is happening right now. 482 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,305 We're the pins. 483 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,769 Still think Von Groff's innocent? 484 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:05,896 Yes, sort of. 485 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,064 But we should probably kill him just to be sure, 486 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,066 and I guess I should be the one to do it. 487 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,943 I loved him the most. 488 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,699 Stay steady. I can't get a shot. 489 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,451 It's too windy. 490 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,453 Chrysalis, do you have a bowling ball? 491 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,371 Here you go. It's a 13 pounder. 492 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,250 [grunts] 493 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,632 - Ha, you missed. - Crap. 494 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:37,802 And so we bid auf widersehen to this pin-infested 495 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,638 excuse for a city. 496 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:40,305 [glass cracking] 497 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,183 What is this cracking noise? 498 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,225 Actual cracking? 499 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:49,606 This isn't how I visualized this. 500 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,318 Still ali-- 501 00:19:56,363 --> 00:20:00,075 I just hope I didn't kill an innocent man. 502 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,875 [laughing] 503 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:15,131 (Pizzaz) As you can see, Von Groff wanted to destroy Moonbeam City. 504 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,841 You should all be very proud. 505 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,301 You saved a lot of lives today. 506 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,512 And we did it by working together. 507 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,181 That's right. For when evil strikes, 508 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,934 our only recourse is our sacred oath as police officers 509 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,686 in the fraternity of public service. 510 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,020 Chrysalis came into her own tonight. 511 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,690 Pizzaz guided us from above. 512 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,859 And Rad, at last, 513 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,988 the glacier of animosity between us has melted away. 514 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,197 I've always considered you an opponent, but now I 515 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:44,536 see you're a pro-ponent of justice and friendship. 516 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,998 Oh, Dazzle, your words have moved me. 517 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,249 I have always held you in such high-- 518 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,709 Sike! Think fast, crap bag. 519 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,876 [groans] 520 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,794 [screams, thuds, cat yowling] 521 00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,217 Chirp. 522 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,849 (von Groff) See you at the ball return. 523 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:06,933 See you at the ball return. 524 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,102 See you at the ball return. 525 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,188 See you at the ball return! 526 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,858 See you at the ball return! 527 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:15,942 See you at the ball return!