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[snoring]
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Come on, come on.
One more minute,
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and I can retire already.
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No more cop crap.
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I can't believe they put you
on a dangerous stakeout
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- on your last night.
- Yeah. This is really cutting
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into my drinking time.
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- Yeah, I'm out of here.
- Flash, wait.
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The Moonbeam Maniac
is still out there.
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Unless he's a beer,
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I don't care.
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Dazzle, get up.
Flash is leaving.
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Snork.
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And...retired.
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I hear a beer with my name,
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and it's calling me.
Boo, boo, boo, boop.
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I hope being a cop doesn't rot
my brain like that clown.
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So what if he has
a clown's brain?
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You've got red hair.
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Have you been tested?
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What's that?
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What the f--
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- Oh, my god.
- Wow.
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He was zero days
away from retirement.
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[techno music]
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♪ ♪
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Police are baffled
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as the Moonbeam Maniac murders
Officer Flash Delaney
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and nine others
with a wrecking ball,
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an incident that's sure
to reopen the heated debate
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for wrecking ball
control.
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I, for one, say wrecking balls
don't kill people.
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The cranes
swinging them do.
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(Pizzaz)
Ten more Moonbeam Maniac
murders.
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Ten, including a cop.
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Typical Dazzle.
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When he's in charge,
a stakeout
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becomes a mis-stakeout...
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'cause he sucks.
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Whenever Dazzle gets in,
please send him
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into my office for a brief
new-asshole-tearing.
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I have had it up
to here with him.
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Dazzle, did you hear that?
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Pizzaz needs to see you.
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Nope.
No time, Chrysalis.
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We're gonna be late for
Flash's retirement party.
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We're still having
his party?
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- He was just murdered.
- Yes.
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What better way to honor
his memory than dinner
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at his favorite
restaurant?
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Answer: dinner at
my favorite restaurant.
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We're going to Trapezios.
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(distorted male voice)
Trapezios.
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Trapezios.
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Hey, watch it.
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Okay, one order of Trapita
bread, grande nacho platter,
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served without a net
of course,
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and a "Catch Me, I'm Falling
Signature Swinging Margarita"
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for the lady.
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Wait, this isn't mine.
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We ordered it for you.
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I would've ordered you
the sweet and somersaulty
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chicken wings if
I thought it would
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lower your inhibitions.
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I like my
inhibitions exactly
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where they are,
thank you.
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Hmm. Hindering to my advance,
yet still playful.
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- Intriguing.
- Are you a policewoman?
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- Uh, yes, I am.
- What kind of gun do you carry?
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May I disarm
with charm?
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All right,
what's going on?
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Are you guys cops?
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Hazing the rookie?
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No, I'm Quasar Daniels.
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I'm a badge bunny.
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That means I like
to have sex with cops.
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And I'm Dr. Nocturne Von Groff.
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"What do I do," you ask?
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- Actually, I didn't ask--
- I do many, many things.
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I'm an artist, a racquanteurist,
a gataboutologist,
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a transmedial derivitarian,
an epicurial enhanceneer,
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but above all, I am a
dedicated holster sniffer.
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Okay, that's it.
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Time to go.
Dazzle?
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No. Can't you feel
Trapezios switching
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to a late-night atmosphere with
a forbidden dark party vibe?
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I can feel that
dark party vibe, Dazzle.
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Quasar Daniels?
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My little badge bunny.
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Hippity hop.
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Who's this weirdo?
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I'm Nocturne Von Groff.
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Oh--Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
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Nocturne Von Groff?
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- The Nocturne Von Groff?
- Guilty.
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You have got to be
my favorite artist.
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You recognize an artist,
Dazzle?
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Why, yes, Chrysalis.
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I have been a fan of
Dr. Von Groff for years.
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I vividly remember
the first time I saw his art.
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I'm not sure what it was,
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possibly Star Glow Lanes.
Somebody bowled a strike.
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Then, his masterpiece
unfolded before my very eyes.
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- Oh.
- Wait.
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You mean he makes
those little cartoons
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that play at
the bowling alley?
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Yes. They're amazing.
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They're funny.
They're poignant.
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They let you know how many
pins you've knocked down.
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Just to be clear,
we're talking
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about bowling
cartoons, right?
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I'd prefer the term
"Strike Visualizations."
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
Don't listen to my friend.
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She's disrespectful and stupid.
Idea.
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We should go bowling.
Right now.
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Ugh. I've never bowled
a day in my life.
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I prefer to focus my
psychoanalytical state
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into the transference
of ball to pin consanguinity.
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Wow. Pin consanguinity is,
like, my thing, man.
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Let me buy you a drink.
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Ugh. Can I get one
of those stupid margaritas
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and a small cheese Trapizza?
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(Von Groff)
So you see, the interplay
between the black and white keys
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of the piano is not unlike
that of bowling ball to pin.
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Mm. Wow.
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So insightful.
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Okay, and my final question,
if heaven exists,
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what would you like God
to say when you arrive?
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I'd say, "Well done,
Nocturne.
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Now, let me show you
to the bath."
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[laughs]
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That answer
is so down to Earth.
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Ugh. Are you done
gooing yourself, Dazzle?
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I'd prefer you
black out at home.
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Okay, okay.
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I just want to say your art
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got me through some pretty
rough times as a youth,
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and I feel like I owe you.
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I like you, Dazzle.
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You amuse me.
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I'm hosting a strike
visualization performance arts
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spect-happening
at this week's end.
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It's not to be missed.
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Mr. Von Groff,
color me there.
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(Dazzle)
You just don't get it.
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He's my hero.
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It'd be like you meeting
the president
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- of a glasses factory.
- You're right.
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I don't get it.
Tell me,
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how did bowling cartoons
get you through rough times?
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When I watched
Von Groff's work,
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I was no longer
just a lonely child.
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I was a bowling ball knight
riding a dragon,
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- slaughtering my pin enemies.
- Yeah!
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And when my mother died,
I didn't cry, no.
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I bowling balled up
all my anger,
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and my grief looked like pins.
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You had a really strange
childhood, Dazzle.
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Still no leads in
the Moonbeam Maniac case.
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At the risk of giving the
Maniac exactly what he wants,
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he is really
outsmarting the police
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and completely deserving
of our attention.
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Mayor Jaxxon's up my ass
about this Moonbeam Maniac.
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He wants to form
a task force
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and told me to put my
best man in charge of it.
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But seeing as I have no best,
good, or even acceptable men,
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Chrysalis,
you're in charge.
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A girl?
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In charge of me?
[chuckles]
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I'm a lone wolf.
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I do everything solo.
Everything.
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And not with girls.
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Can't someone
else be in charge?
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- What about Flash Delaney?
- He's dead.
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Oh, right.
Smashed to death.
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Chrysalis is in charge.
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That's the final word
on the matter.
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Okay, let's get to it, guys.
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Rad, you can start
by reviewing the evidence,
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and Dazzle, you can review
the witness statements.
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I can't work at night.
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I can only work at night.
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Canadian hockey megastar
and prime minister
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Rad Cunningham,
the man everyone is jealous of.
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He shoots.
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- He scores.
- Stop it!
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You're ruining the crime scene.
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It's a crime scene.
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It was already ruined.
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Rad, get serious.
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This task force actually
might be able to catch
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the Moonbeam Maniac
if we all just work together.
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Guys, we got to move.
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There's a 241 in progress
on Saturn Lane Avenue. Let's go.
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A 241?
What's a 241?
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Rad, let's go.
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[Rad screaming, thuds]
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Oh, Rad, not again.
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It's not what it looks like.
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Everyone down.
It's a 241.
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[screaming]
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Dazzle, where's the 241...
and what is it?
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Two-for-one Glitter dogs.
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It'd be a real crime not to take
advantage of this offer.
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Damn it, Dazzle. I thought
that was code for a crime.
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Oh, is that what those numbers
I keep hearing mean?
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Ugh, the nuances
of law enforcement.
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Okay. It's fine,
everyone.
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Go back to what
you're doing.
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Ahh!
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Where's the 241?
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Where's the 241?
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(Chrysalis)
Uh, this doesn't look like food.
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What do you mean?
Glitter dogs are awesome.
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The meat in
rainbow colors.
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Ugh. It's about time one of
you losers bowled a strike.
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Hey, don't talk
to my son like that.
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It's okay. I'm a cop.
Attention, everyone.
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You are about to experience
a Von Groff visualization.
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Shh.
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[fiddle music]
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♪ ♪
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[boing]
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(Dazzle)
So cool.
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Why are they in a canoe
in a pool?
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No wonder you can't
solve murders.
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You have to open up your
skull and expand your mind
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like Von Groff
with his visualizations.
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- Who's Von Groff?
- He makes the bowling cartoons.
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We met him last night.
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Oh, did you ever see the one
where the ball is in a top hat
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and gets the last pin
with his magic wand?
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Yes, Rad.
The Great Sparedini.
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Everyone knows that one.
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Jeez, if you can't keep up,
then shut up.
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I thought art
was for everyone.
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Everyone but you.
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Here comes another one.
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[Spanish guitar]
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[bull bellows]
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[boing]
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Extraordinary.
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When do bulls fight
ten matadors at once?
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Von Groff tears down those old
matador-pin-bull-ball cliches.
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And who are you to
criticize him, huh?
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You're just a rookie cop in
charge of her first task force.
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You've got no imaginization.
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- It's not "imaginization."
- Don't you see?
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It is imaginization.
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That's what you need
if you want to solve cases.
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Become the bowling ball,
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00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,129
and you'll be guided
in for the strike.
253
00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,088
Yes.
254
00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,341
But a bowling ball
can't just bowl alone.
255
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,051
It needs someone
to throw it, right?
256
00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,469
Ah, a bowling metaphor.
257
00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:54,803
Now, I'm interested.
258
00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:55,763
What do you say?
259
00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,181
I'll be that
murder-solving ball,
260
00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,059
and you stick your fingers in me
and throw me down that lane.
261
00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,728
- Wait, let me rephrase that.
- No, no.
262
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,104
You said it beautifully.
263
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,815
From now on, this task force
will run as smooth as silk.
264
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:07,524
How about it?
Task force.
265
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,193
(Chrysalis)
Task force.
266
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,402
(Rad)
Task force.
267
00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:11,612
Quick addendum.
Can we stop by
268
00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,072
the ice cream place
on the way back?
269
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:13,864
I think I left
my gun there.
270
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,075
[laughs]
In fact, I know I did.
271
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,410
The Moonbeam Maniac
is at it again,
272
00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:21,455
- using a cop's gun...
- That's me.
273
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,957
(Genesis)
To hijack
a black hot air balloon,
274
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,794
crashing it
into an eyeglasses factory.
275
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,254
Oh, god, no.
Not the glasses factory.
276
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,423
I guess that's why
police chief Pizzaz Miller
277
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:32,674
stinks so bad.
278
00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:35,302
She was on duty.
We got a great show.
279
00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:37,054
- Straus and Dunn are here.
- You hear that?
280
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,641
We are being mocked by late
night quipster Stride Zimmer.
281
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,684
- This has to stop.
- I know.
282
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,354
I can handle his japes,
but his jibes cross the line.
283
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,106
The murders have to stop!
284
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,441
Chrysalis, your task force
has done nothing
285
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,026
but rack up
Glitter Dog bills.
286
00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,612
What are you, a cop
or just another pretty face?
287
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,822
Lay off her, chief.
288
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,490
She's not that pretty,
so she can still be a good cop.
289
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,867
- She'll learn the ropes.
- What?
290
00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,453
I'm the only doing anything
in this investigation.
291
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,956
This is the worst task force
I've ever been a part of.
292
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:04,957
- You're the worst.
- You suck.
293
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,291
- Oh, I hate you.
- Et cetera.
294
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,459
[all speaking at once]
295
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,336
Chrysalis, listen to me.
296
00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:11,463
If you don't solve this--
blow-dryer running]
297
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,424
What the hell are you two doing?
298
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,634
You specifically said,
"Chrysalis, listen to me."
299
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,636
I decided to take
my non-listening time
300
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,596
- and blow dry my hair.
- And me to shave.
301
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,975
Give me that
God damn--
302
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:26,520
Chrysalis, you need to pull
this sorry team together
303
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,856
'cause if you don't,
then God help us all.
304
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,985
My razor, please.
305
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,614
- [yawns]
- Dazzle, were you up early
306
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,825
- bowling again?
- No, there were leagues.
307
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,995
- I just watched.
- Dazzle, please. No bowling.
308
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,163
My career is on the line.
309
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,497
- I need help.
- I am helping.
310
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,707
Look how fast I'm driving.
311
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,167
Yes, but where
are you going?
312
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,169
[tires screeching]
313
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,420
[metal clangs]
[people scream]
314
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:55,299
Dazzle, as task force leader,
I forbid you to go in there.
315
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,884
What's more important,
Chrysalis?
316
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,469
Murder or art?
317
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,637
Murder is, Dazzle.
Damn it.
318
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,225
Dazzle, where are you?
319
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,102
(man)
The performance arts
spect-happening
320
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:10,564
is about to spect-happen!
321
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,567
[electronic music]
322
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,694
Whoa. Excuse me.
323
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,617
(Von Groff)
I am the black sun traveling
on rented shoes out of the void.
324
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,369
All things in my path
shall be destroyed.
325
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,747
[fiddle music]
326
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,750
[train horn blows]
327
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,376
[boing]
328
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,544
[cheering]
329
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:33,795
- Look.
- Who knew Moonbeam City
330
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:37,841
had such a thriving strike
visualization community?
331
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,092
Yeah.
332
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:41,720
There can be
nothing worse than this.
333
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,263
Ooh, what's up, Red?
334
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,724
I bet you could do
the seven-ten splits.
335
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,266
Get the hell out of my face.
336
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,101
Moving on.
337
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:50,854
The disjunction
of the very system
338
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:54,066
that pretends to control it
with its gutters.
339
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,400
Defiance!
340
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,152
[maniacal laughter]
341
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:57,736
[screams]
342
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,531
[comical running noises]
343
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:08,747
Oh, my God.
344
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,167
Von Groff is
the Moonbeam Maniac.
345
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,632
Police.
Let me through.
346
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,425
Dazzle, I figured it out.
347
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,971
Von Groff is
the Moonbeam Maniac.
348
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,265
Yeah, he's awesome.
349
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,349
Nocturne Von Groff,
350
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:31,353
you are under arrest on
lots of counts of murder.
351
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,857
Whoa.
352
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,442
See you at the ball return.
353
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,445
[flat maniacal laughter]
354
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,948
And then,
she jumped up on stage
355
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,658
and tried to arrest
Von Groff.
356
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,577
My theory is she had some kind
of an aneurism
357
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,452
due to an overload
of great art.
358
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,997
She has gone insane.
359
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,081
I'm not insane.
360
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,208
Look at the crime scene
photos of our Jane Doe.
361
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:56,086
Same hallway, same knife
wound entry points,
362
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,505
the sweater with the two rings
like a bowling pin.
363
00:13:58,589 --> 00:13:59,923
And look at some
of these murders.
364
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,633
Woman killed by
mysterious "black" train?
365
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:06,305
"Black" bull tramples nine,
one spared?
366
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,473
Wrecking "ball"
kills Flash Delaney?
367
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,349
You're going to try to pin
368
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:12,811
all of this on Von Groff,
pun intended.
369
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,480
Oh, looks like Dazzle's gonna
have to capture his boyfriend.
370
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:16,648
What do you care, Rad?
371
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,650
Is it because it would hurt me
to see Von Groff arrested?
372
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,236
Von Groff's guilty,
Dazzle.
373
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,529
Hurting you is just a
cherry on top.
374
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:25,032
Sweet, sweet cherry.
375
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,743
Dazzle, bring in Von Groff.
That's an order.
376
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,494
Oh, I'll bring him
in all right,
377
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:32,497
but only for suspicion
of innocence.
378
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:37,586
[sirens blaring]
379
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,093
(Rad)
What is this place?
380
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,012
It's a murderer's lair.
381
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,559
Ah, ah, ah,
I'm all pinned in.
382
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,728
I'm all pinned in.
[crying]
383
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,317
[gunshots]
384
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,611
[yodeling]
385
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:02,944
[laughter]
386
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,452
[vomits]
387
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,371
Von Groff,
it's me, Dazzle.
388
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,414
Expose yourself.
389
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,667
Well, if it isn't
Dazzle Novak,
390
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,585
my little boule de goutirre.
391
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,003
That's French for
"gutterball."
392
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,171
Listen, Von Groff,
393
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,589
you have to turn
yourself in.
394
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,049
It's the only way to prove
you're innocent.
395
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,134
I'm not innocent,
you idiot.
396
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,803
Clearly, I'm guilty.
397
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,389
Just the kind of thing
an innocent man would say.
398
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,182
No, I'm guilty.
399
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,142
I kill people
and I like it.
400
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:34,518
Here, watch.
401
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,436
[screams]
402
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,854
(Von Groff)
There, I just killed a cop.
403
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,606
Completely
understandable.
404
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,066
You're acting
under duress.
405
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,734
Dazzle, save me.
406
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,403
Uh, yeah, I'm just
weighing my options here.
407
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:48,073
I can certainly see the argument
for saving you, but then again--
408
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,032
[gunshot]
409
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,868
You're not one of
these idiots, Dazzle.
410
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,453
Not like that pinhead
throwing up in the trash can.
411
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,372
Shut up, Von Groff.
412
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,499
I'm not a pinhead.
413
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:02,421
The greatest indignity.
414
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,423
- Showered in one's own puke.
- [crying]
415
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,467
Dazzle, I could use
someone like you on my team.
416
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:13,181
Together, we could be
two big strong black balls.
417
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,766
Admittedly,
that sounds very appealing,
418
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:18,061
but we have got
to bring you in.
419
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,855
You're just like
the rest of them.
420
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,565
Stupid stecknadels.
421
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,858
That's German
for "pins."
422
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:23,442
I'm afraid
it's the last frame
423
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,027
for Moonbeam City.
424
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,446
For tonight, at midnight,
425
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,449
will be my final strike
in the perfect game of life.
426
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,033
- Every last pin, ka-boom.
- [screams]
427
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,245
[laughing]
428
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,455
[grunts]
429
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,330
[continues laughing]
430
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,333
Damn it.
We were so close.
431
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,585
- What's the plan?
- Plan?
432
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,129
The plan is to trample anything
that moves on our frenzy
433
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,130
to get out of the city.
434
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,131
I'll push over children.
435
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,258
Pizzaz, you take
the elderly and infirm.
436
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,468
both: Shut up, Rad.
Jinx.
437
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,969
Think about it.
438
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,972
If all of his murders played out
in strike visualizations,
439
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,141
how would he reveal
his perfect master plan?
440
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,643
At the end of a perfect game.
441
00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,811
Exactly.
442
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:03,356
It's the bowling averages
of every Moonbeam citizen
443
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,357
from the database.
444
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,943
Chrysalis, I guess you
do have imaginization.
445
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,987
You really think somebody's
gonna bowl a perfect game
446
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:09,988
before midnight?
447
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,156
There's no way.
448
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,074
It'll never work.
Never, never--
449
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,036
It will work,
and I'll tell you why.
450
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,914
We're gonna round up
every halfway decent bowler
451
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,165
in this town at gunpoint,
452
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,168
and force them to bowl
until their fingers bleed,
453
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,755
and to pull that off,
we're gonna need a huge asshole.
454
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,548
I can be that asshole.
455
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:34,805
Did you or did you not
bowl a 300 last month?
456
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:35,680
I don't care if it's
your daughter's wedding.
457
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,183
We got bowling to do.
458
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,268
Rinse off and
grab your ball.
459
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,148
(Pizzaz over radio)
I want six officers
at Mrs. Gutterworths.
460
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,239
Damn it.
Gutterball.
461
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,741
A Moonbeam citizen's one
strike away from a perfect game
462
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:55,951
at Strikerz Bowl-a-Dome.
463
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,954
Get over there and make sure
he gets that final strike.
464
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,373
(Vic)
I am in this zone.
465
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,375
I am going to bowl a strike.
466
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,876
I will not miss.
467
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,920
I'm so honored to help my
community in this time of need.
468
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,173
I don't think
you get it, asshole.
469
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,758
You should be feeling about
10,000 times the pressure
470
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,427
you are currently feeling.
471
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,639
So get sweating 'cause
if you don't bowl a strike,
472
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,515
we're all dead.
473
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,350
[moans]
474
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,570
[all gasp]
475
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,947
[cheering]
476
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,075
Wait, wait.
Shut up, everybody.
477
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:37,200
Look.
478
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,590
Your frames are numbered,
you pitiful pins.
479
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:52,841
[panicked chattering]
480
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,301
(man)
He has a bomb
strapped to himself.
481
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,636
His master plan
is happening right now.
482
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,305
We're the pins.
483
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,769
Still think Von Groff's
innocent?
484
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:05,896
Yes, sort of.
485
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,064
But we should probably
kill him just to be sure,
486
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,066
and I guess I should
be the one to do it.
487
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,943
I loved him the most.
488
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,699
Stay steady.
I can't get a shot.
489
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,451
It's too windy.
490
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,453
Chrysalis, do you have
a bowling ball?
491
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,371
Here you go.
It's a 13 pounder.
492
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,250
[grunts]
493
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,632
- Ha, you missed.
- Crap.
494
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:37,802
And so we bid auf widersehen
to this pin-infested
495
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,638
excuse for a city.
496
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:40,305
[glass cracking]
497
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,183
What is this cracking noise?
498
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,225
Actual cracking?
499
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:49,606
This isn't
how I visualized this.
500
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,318
Still ali--
501
00:19:56,363 --> 00:20:00,075
I just hope I didn't
kill an innocent man.
502
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,875
[laughing]
503
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:15,131
(Pizzaz)
As you can see, Von Groff
wanted to destroy Moonbeam City.
504
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,841
You should all be very proud.
505
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,301
You saved a lot of lives today.
506
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,512
And we did it by
working together.
507
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,181
That's right.
For when evil strikes,
508
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,934
our only recourse is our sacred
oath as police officers
509
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,686
in the fraternity
of public service.
510
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,020
Chrysalis came
into her own tonight.
511
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,690
Pizzaz guided us from above.
512
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,859
And Rad, at last,
513
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,988
the glacier of animosity
between us has melted away.
514
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,197
I've always considered
you an opponent, but now I
515
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:44,536
see you're a pro-ponent
of justice and friendship.
516
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,998
Oh, Dazzle, your words
have moved me.
517
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,249
I have always held
you in such high--
518
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,709
Sike!
Think fast, crap bag.
519
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,876
[groans]
520
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,794
[screams, thuds, cat yowling]
521
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,217
Chirp.
522
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,849
(von Groff)
See you at the ball return.
523
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:06,933
See you at the ball return.
524
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,102
See you at the ball return.
525
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,188
See you at the ball return!
526
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,858
See you at the ball return!
527
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:15,942
See you at the ball return!