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[AUDIENCE SETTLES]

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[DRUMROLL]

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It's show time, folks

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Put your hands together for
the ugliest baby in America.

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His jokes stink worse than his diapers.

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He's one bad baby.

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But don't spank him.

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He might like it.

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Here he is... MANBABY

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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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Yeah!

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I love this crowd!

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Life y'know It's not fair.

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Look at me.

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I didn't even get to dress myself today,

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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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The other day, I told my mom
I wanted some breast milk.

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She said she just wanted to be friends.

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Life you know, it's just not fair, babies

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We're always getting the bum rap.

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All right, hold on.

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(FART NOISE) Bathroom break!

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(SINGING) This baby needs a change... Hey,

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(APPLAUSE)

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Hey! I was born yesterday.

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Someone asked my wife what
she likes in a guy like me, she said.

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Depends!

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(LAUGHTER)

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Any ladies want to be My breast friend?

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Take ya back to my crib.

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We'll party into the wee wee hours.

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(LAUGHTER)

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(Singing) Cause everybody loves a
baby babies make the world smile.

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(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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Waa waa waa, I want my Baba!

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(DANSE MACABRE)

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Goodnight your Holiness

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(TOILET FLUSHES)

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That was great...

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Better out than in I always say,

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but when you gotta drop a
deuce, you got to drop a deuce.

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You know what I'm saying, bro?

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SAL: I do RAE: I didn't wash my hands.

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I didn't wash my hands. Cool fish.

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It's a goldfish.

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But it's blue.

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It's getting pretty late, guys.

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All right, man, Sal man.

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I love the baby.

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I love it.

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Funny. I mean, come on. This is.

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This is great.

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You really got something-I
need to go to bed.

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Okay.

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Okay. Okay.

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Goodnight.

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I love that kid,

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but I love you more.

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I'm gonna go do the dishes.

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Sal you don't have to.

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No, you've got an early morning.

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I want to.

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(SINGING) Now

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it’s been 10,000 years

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man has cried a million tears

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(SOUND OF PEEING)

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In the year 2525

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if man can survive

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and woman is still alive

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They may fall in love.

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I hate that song.

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Why? It's about like robots and
time travel & the future and stuff.

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C’mon that's stuff's pretty awesome.

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What's wrong?

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Just thinking, About your mom?

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It's just when you come home

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dressed in a diaper, I think she judges us.

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Yeah. Probably.

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Doesn't that bug you?

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I mean,

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I think Rae's really fun and interesting,

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but she can be a bit much
sometimes, you know?

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Yeah.

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She's like a kid. Exactly.

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Exactly. And you and I are grown ups.

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We're not really talking about Rae, are we?

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No, we're not.

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Sal do you remember how we met?

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Of course I do.

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You were the only person
who laughed at my old jokes.

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Remember that one about the doctor?

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He told me I need to lose weight.

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I said, I want a second opinion.

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And he said, Get a haircut too.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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My mom doesn't respect
you, you know? I mean...

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Yeah and I didn't go to college, and I'm
a trust fund baby living on Baba's money.

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No, your mom respects me.

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She said I have a Marlon Brando quality.

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No, she said you had a
Stanley Kowalski quality.

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Think maybe

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a little canoodle will
take your mind off things.

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I'm fine Sal I’m just not in the mood

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You ever think about seeing
one of those therapists?

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God, no.

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I can't talk to a stranger about...

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you know.

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Well we can’t make a baby without you know.

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I know.

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Sal.

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And you know I don't want a baby.

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I know.

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[HORNS HONKING]

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[CHILD LAUGHING]

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[LAUGHTER ]

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[ MAJESTIC MUSIC]

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I don't have time.

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I need to focus on my career.

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I just don't want

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children.

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[LAUGHTER ]

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[HORNS HONKING ]

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[HOWARD ENDOCRINETICS THEME MUSIC ]

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Hormones hold the secret to life itself.

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And I've always considered
Howard Endocrinitics to be a family

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business.

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[LAB NOISES ]

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Oh, dear.

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I don't understand why the testosterone

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won't fix I'm doing everything right.

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Testosterone is a tricky thing.

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We're going to have to bring in
someone from the outside to help you.

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Are you serious Mother?

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You always do this.

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I don't need help.

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[SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

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No, thank you. Thank you.

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You've been great. Goodnight!

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He was trying to teach this
monkey how to play baseball.

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It woulda worked man.

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That thing with smart. You know,
we should talk about doing a show.

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It's a crazy idea.

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Yeah? -Risky.

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I could actually get fired pitching
something like that to my bosses.

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But in today's cable
market, you got to take risks.

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Wow. That’d like. Yeah.

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When I was a kid I always wanted
to be on the Jerry Langford show.

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That's old school, Sal. Reality TV.

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Well, Sal's got the cash
to get started, don't ya?

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Even though it's reality, though,
you still need a strong story.

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What a guy in a diaper telling
jokes isn't good enough for you?

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Aren't you going to get changed?

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I am getting a little
comfortable in these huggies.

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I'll be right back.

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Whoa.

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She wants to turn the
man baby into a TV show on

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Are you ready for this?

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The Comedy Channel. What?

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Yeah. Anyway, call me
back when you get a chance.

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Love you. Bye.

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You're welcome.

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So now that you have
your Comedy Channel show,

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how about some guest stars?

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[LAUGHTER]

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And. What are you doing Sandy?

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It's Circe now. -Okay.

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I'm just trying to show you some awesome
ideas for your new comedy channel show.

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Yeah

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We're friends.
Let's just be friends.

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Wow. Sal.

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You really know how
to play hard to get, huh?

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Want to know what I really want to play?

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What?

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Pinball!

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[GAMES NOISE]

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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC]

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Yes!

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[CLOCK TICKING]

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Sal’s always late.

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I’m sure it’s nothing.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Oh God. Hey. I’m sorry. I am so sorry.

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Stuck in the traffic on the 73.

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It's just.

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Hey, hi, hey. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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So let's just

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start by you guys telling me a
little bit about why you're here.

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Why don't we go

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ladies first. Dana, do you want to start?

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Oh, okay.

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Um, so. I’m uh-

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I think it's pretty clear why we're here.

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I mean, I know why we're here. -You do?

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Yeah. I think she knows why we're here.

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Yeah. I think she knows why we're here.

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I-

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Well?

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I don't want children.

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And you?

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I want gobs of children.

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Mmm.

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All right, I got it.

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I got it.

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So, basically, you
disagree on having children,

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and you should have never gotten married.

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Is that it?

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Yeah.

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That doc's a quack.

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Hypnotherapy.

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Got to be kidding me.

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You okay? No.

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No.

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[SOUND OF CITY BUS]

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[CARS DRIVE BY]

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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]

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Your mother tells me
you're having a problem.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Dana.

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Hello.

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You're acquainted, I
assume, with my research

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for testosterone study and

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aromatase bonding?

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You know, when I'm having
problems with an experiment,

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I like to get outside of it.

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Go for a run.

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Go to the gym.

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Do you lift weights?

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Oh, no.

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You're probably afraid of bulking up.

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That's a dangerous myth.

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It won't happen.

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Your female hormones won't allow it.

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Hormones, Dana.

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We're working

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with hormones.

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Ah ah ha. There. Much better.

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[SAD SIGH]

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I swear I've been feeding him.

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He was just too beautiful for this world.

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I've been dissecting
this protein for my mom,

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and I have to do it by Friday,
or she's gonna freak out.

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I might have

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I might have gotten a
little caught up in my work,

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and I may have forgotten to feed it.

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But I’m really sorry.

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It?

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He had a name, Dana.

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And it was Asa junior.

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Like my Baba!

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I know. Okay.

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It's my fault.

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Look I-

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I know why we got the fish, okay?

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And I don't-

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I don't like it.

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I'm not playing games anymore.

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Playing what game?

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I want a divorce.

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[TOILET FLUSHES]

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[SAD VIOLIN MUSIC]

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[CRYING

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Man!

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That... that..

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That is heavy, man.

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I'll never even get to have a family.

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Whatever, man. Bro.

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I keep telling you, babies are overrated.
I mean, sure,

270
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they're fun to hold for a minute, but
then they start pooping on everything.

271
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:37,334
They're pooping on you and pooping
on the walls and the crying is the worst.

272
00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:39,167
Why do you keep bringing this up?

273
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:42,251
Babies do not poop on walls

274
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:46,376
they poop in diapers.

275
00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:51,667
We can talk about this till we're both old

276
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:55,876
and gray, Sal it's not gonna change.

277
00:16:57,084 --> 00:17:00,084
I can't picture myself changing diapers

278
00:17:00,126 --> 00:17:04,376
and playing peekaboo and patty cakes.

279
00:17:08,584 --> 00:17:11,084
I'm not a Mommy!

280
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:36,751
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]

281
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:43,334
Show.

282
00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:45,584
Show her.

283
00:17:51,584 --> 00:17:53,168
[CARTOON PLAYS]

284
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,542
Sandy, I need your help.

285
00:17:55,584 --> 00:17:56,334
What?

286
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,917
Dana and I are going to get divorced

287
00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,793
unless I can show her
how great it is to be a mom.

288
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:02,209
What?

289
00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:04,251
I'm going to pretend like
I've become a real baby

290
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,209
so that she has to take care of me.

291
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,209
She's going to realize
she loves being a mommy.

292
00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:12,168
I turn back into Sal. We
start a family. Badabing!

293
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:15,876
[HEAVY SIGH]

294
00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:17,709
This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

295
00:18:18,084 --> 00:18:21,334
I'm offended that you would even
ask me to do something this stupid.

296
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:24,709
I'll give you ten grand.

297
00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:26,917
Five now. Five more when we're done.

298
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:28,542
My door is open.

299
00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:32,584
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

300
00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:39,001
Hey. The door was open.

301
00:18:41,209 --> 00:18:42,792
I need your help.

302
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,834
Sal...

303
00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:47,459
The idea is crazy, but I
think it's going to work.

304
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,167
She's going to leave me, Sandy.

305
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:52,251
Can't let that happen. - Please.

306
00:18:53,251 --> 00:18:54,042
Listen.

307
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:55,667
You've always...

308
00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,376
[INHALING]

309
00:18:57,418 --> 00:18:59,792
[COUGHING]

310
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,667
Please.

311
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:02,709
I want to be called Circe now.

312
00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:05,292
Respect my wishes, Sal.

313
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:06,292
Fine.

314
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:09,084
Circe, I love her.

315
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:14,459
Sal, did you ever think that maybe she
just married you because of your money?

316
00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:16,001
What?

317
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,542
That's a terrible thing to say.

318
00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:20,459
Of course. She loves me.

319
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:23,751
I know that you can do this.

320
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,834
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

321
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:32,543
[JAZZ MUSIC]

322
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,834
Baba's Bean & Berry Butter Cream Bonanza!

323
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:55,334
Thanks for letting me cook for you tonight.
I really like doing it.

324
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:58,042
Yeah, well, we should probably get to it.

325
00:19:58,084 --> 00:20:00,959
I mean, I don't want to go to
court or anything, so let's just...

326
00:20:01,626 --> 00:20:03,292
You know when I was cooking tonight.

327
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:05,084
Really got me thinking about Baba.

328
00:20:06,751 --> 00:20:08,126
He had a lot of crazy girlfriends.

329
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,129
You probably knew that.

330
00:20:11,584 --> 00:20:12,209
He had

331
00:20:12,251 --> 00:20:14,668
this one crazy girlfriend who
was crazier than all of them.

332
00:20:15,209 --> 00:20:18,459
See, she had this nasty habit of
cutting things off whenever she caught

333
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:19,834
cheating on her.

334
00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:21,876
Which was a lot.

335
00:20:24,251 --> 00:20:27,168
Anyway, first time she cut off his beard.

336
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:30,084
But, you know, beards grow back.

337
00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,834
And the second time, she cut off his arms.

338
00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,584
Is this a joke?

339
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,293
I probably should've mentioned
that this chick’s, a witch...

340
00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:40,751
Yeah it’s kind of important to the story.

341
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:44,417
So she made this potion
that grew his arms back,

342
00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:48,126
and then he cheated on her
again and she cut off his balls.

343
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:50,917
I mean, not not really.

344
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,417
It was a potion again.

345
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,459
And it made him impotent forever.

346
00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:58,542
And then, you know, the rest of the story.

347
00:20:58,584 --> 00:21:01,334
He invested in birth control.

348
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:05,209
He spent the rest of his life trying to
get his balls back on unsuccessfully.

349
00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:08,459
And in conclusion, he died

350
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,293
sad and alone.

351
00:21:15,668 --> 00:21:16,668
So...

352
00:21:18,584 --> 00:21:20,834
you sure you want a divorce?

353
00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:22,209
It's really over.

354
00:21:22,251 --> 00:21:23,751
Okay.

355
00:21:24,876 --> 00:21:27,334
Really?

356
00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:32,042
It's not that I don't love

357
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,418
you Sal.

358
00:21:40,584 --> 00:21:42,334
I'm really sorry.

359
00:21:45,084 --> 00:21:46,501
I'm not sorry.

360
00:21:48,584 --> 00:21:51,042
You know the whole story about Baba

361
00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:54,334
part of the reason why I told that was

362
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:57,126
well, you remember
my old girlfriend, Sandy?

363
00:21:57,376 --> 00:21:58,709
Well, she goes by Circe now.

364
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,834
The reason why I bring her
up is that she's also a witch,

365
00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:06,709
and she brewed me a love potion.

366
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,292
A love potion?

367
00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:11,084
Thing about magic is it's awful tricky.

368
00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:13,584
What is that?

369
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:16,417
It's not like you just
drink this potion and bang

370
00:22:16,459 --> 00:22:18,042
you're in love with me.

371
00:22:18,084 --> 00:22:20,542
This is a potion that I drink.

372
00:22:20,584 --> 00:22:22,959
If this is your way of
trying to prove something.

373
00:22:23,001 --> 00:22:25,627
This is not the way to do it.
Ok?

374
00:22:25,669 --> 00:22:29,667
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

375
00:22:29,709 --> 00:22:32,126
Sal don't-This isn't poison.

376
00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,667
It's magic.

377
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:36,084
-Sal!

378
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:37,434
Sal?

379
00:22:41,334 --> 00:22:42,918
What was in that?

380
00:22:44,251 --> 00:22:46,917
Magic.

381
00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:48,751
Sal! What are you doing? Sal?

382
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:49,959
Stop it!

383
00:22:50,668 --> 00:22:51,876
[CRYING]

384
00:22:51,918 --> 00:22:53,167
Cut it out Sal.

385
00:22:53,209 --> 00:22:54,459
[CRYING]

386
00:22:54,918 --> 00:22:56,251
Seriously. Cut it out.

387
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,376
You are going to wake the neighbors!

388
00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:03,084
Snap out of it!

389
00:23:03,126 --> 00:23:04,751
Okay! Snap out of it!

390
00:23:05,043 --> 00:23:06,584
[CRYING]

391
00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:08,459
Ok. I get it.

392
00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:10,667
[CRYING]

393
00:23:10,709 --> 00:23:13,084
It's so sad!

394
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,834
But crying is not going to solve

395
00:23:15,876 --> 00:23:17,042
anything

396
00:23:17,084 --> 00:23:20,709
so we're going to talk like adults ok?

397
00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:23,668
[CRYING]

398
00:23:26,334 --> 00:23:27,293
Fine!

399
00:23:27,918 --> 00:23:29,501
[CRYING]

400
00:23:35,584 --> 00:23:37,584
What did you give my husband, Sandy?

401
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:42,001
I assume you're referring to the
love potion I gave your husband.

402
00:23:42,751 --> 00:23:45,084
It reveals a person's
true nature when taken.

403
00:23:45,876 --> 00:23:48,292
True nature?

404
00:23:48,334 --> 00:23:50,334
He's acting super weird now.

405
00:23:52,209 --> 00:23:55,084
He's acting like a real baby.

406
00:23:55,959 --> 00:23:58,543
[BABY TALK]

407
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:02,834
Oh, yes.

408
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,626
Yes. Look at the keys.

409
00:24:05,668 --> 00:24:07,418
C’mon. Yes.

410
00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:09,626
So what did you give him?

411
00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:11,626
Oh. Yeah.

412
00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:13,584
It's a magic potion.

413
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:17,876
It reveals true nature... his inner being,

414
00:24:18,459 --> 00:24:25,126
and it looks like Sal's
true nature is a... baby.

415
00:24:25,168 --> 00:24:27,959
(Laughing) Isn't that awesome?

416
00:24:28,001 --> 00:24:31,334
Are you laughing?
I mean, he's retarded because of you.

417
00:24:31,376 --> 00:24:33,959
That's a very harsh word, Dana.

418
00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:35,334
He's not impaired.

419
00:24:35,376 --> 00:24:37,084
He's just.

420
00:24:37,126 --> 00:24:38,876
He's just a baby.

421
00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:41,792
[LOUD CRYING]

422
00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:42,959
Oh again?

423
00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:45,917
I'm sorry, Sal.

424
00:24:45,959 --> 00:24:47,334
I'm sorry.

425
00:24:47,376 --> 00:24:49,459
You were having fun with these.

426
00:24:50,209 --> 00:24:52,459
You have to keep babies occupied.

427
00:24:52,751 --> 00:24:54,959
He's not a baby.

428
00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:56,584
He's a...

429
00:24:59,501 --> 00:25:01,959
[SNIFFING]

430
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,751
Did he just poop his pants???

431
00:25:05,001 --> 00:25:08,292
[BABY GIGGLE]

432
00:25:08,334 --> 00:25:10,501
No no no. tub first than pants

433
00:25:11,459 --> 00:25:13,376
[BABY SOUNDS]

434
00:25:14,418 --> 00:25:16,043
C’mon Sal are you kidding me?

435
00:25:19,668 --> 00:25:20,376
Oh God!

436
00:25:25,084 --> 00:25:27,418
Well, you're going to need
to give him a diaper.

437
00:25:29,459 --> 00:25:31,209
He already has one.

438
00:25:31,584 --> 00:25:32,834
He does?

439
00:25:33,084 --> 00:25:35,876
For his act.

440
00:25:36,584 --> 00:25:39,334
No, no. You need a real one. Like.

441
00:25:39,376 --> 00:25:42,209
Like Depends for old people.

442
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:46,084
So when does this spell wear off?

443
00:25:46,584 --> 00:25:49,043
It's not a spell.

444
00:25:50,001 --> 00:25:52,584
And I don't know, really.

445
00:25:53,126 --> 00:25:55,334
I mean, I guess it makes sense

446
00:25:56,209 --> 00:26:00,334
that his act is a baby and
that would be his true nature.

447
00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:06,792
Circe please.
I'm a scientist.

448
00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:08,959
You know, speaking of
which, I got to go to work.

449
00:26:10,626 --> 00:26:12,459
You should let me watch him.

450
00:26:12,626 --> 00:26:15,542
I watch my kid sisters all the time.

451
00:26:15,584 --> 00:26:17,792
He's not a child, though.

452
00:26:17,834 --> 00:26:21,167
He's a grown man who is
having a psychotic episode.

453
00:26:21,209 --> 00:26:23,709
Well, either way, you need
someone to stay here with him.

454
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:28,459
I'll work for minimum wage.

455
00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:34,084
Okay, fine.
But don't smoke in the house, okay?

456
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:35,584
Okay.

457
00:26:36,209 --> 00:26:37,584
Can I use your computer?

458
00:26:38,959 --> 00:26:42,293
Yeah, but don't Google anything weird.

459
00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:49,918
[FOREBODING MUSIC]

460
00:26:55,001 --> 00:26:56,292
Witchcraft

461
00:26:56,334 --> 00:26:58,292
to the ignorant.

462
00:26:58,334 --> 00:27:00,417
Simple science.

463
00:27:00,459 --> 00:27:02,292
To the learned.

464
00:27:02,334 --> 00:27:03,417
Testosterone.

465
00:27:03,459 --> 00:27:04,876
Fixed.

466
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,542
I know. I know.

467
00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:10,084
Sorry I'm late.

468
00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:14,001
So nice of you to join us, Dr. Howard

469
00:27:14,418 --> 00:27:15,498
II had a difficult morning.

470
00:27:16,084 --> 00:27:17,834
Everything okay?

471
00:27:17,876 --> 00:27:19,084
I just.

472
00:27:19,126 --> 00:27:21,584
I just need to get to work.

473
00:27:29,376 --> 00:27:31,126
[BABY SOUNDS]

474
00:27:31,876 --> 00:27:33,209
So no change?

475
00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:35,584
[BABY SOUNDS]

476
00:27:36,584 --> 00:27:38,304
You know Sal never had a mother growing up.

477
00:27:39,334 --> 00:27:41,792
I mean, he had his Baba

478
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,834
and his Baba's girlfriends, but.

479
00:27:44,959 --> 00:27:47,417
Sorry.
You probably know all the stories.

480
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:51,626
Wait-ah-don’t do that. Sal!

481
00:27:52,584 --> 00:27:55,459
You're going to have to get him
some real toys. Keep him occupied.

482
00:27:55,751 --> 00:27:57,417
He doesn't need toys.

483
00:27:57,459 --> 00:28:00,126
This is clearly something psychological.

484
00:28:00,584 --> 00:28:01,543
[BABY TALK]

485
00:28:01,959 --> 00:28:03,709
We're getting a divorce.

486
00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:06,174
Did he tell you that?

487
00:28:08,084 --> 00:28:10,917
He might have mentioned something?

488
00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:13,251
[BABY WHINE]

489
00:28:15,251 --> 00:28:17,167
Has he eaten?

490
00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:18,293
No.

491
00:28:19,584 --> 00:28:21,334
I don't know.

492
00:28:21,376 --> 00:28:22,834
If I know, Sal.

493
00:28:22,876 --> 00:28:24,668
That is a hungry whine.

494
00:28:25,459 --> 00:28:27,001
[SNORTING]

495
00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:30,209
[SPITTING]

496
00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,084
He doesn't like it, Dana.

497
00:28:33,626 --> 00:28:35,043
Here.

498
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:38,084
Babies don't eat donuts.

499
00:28:38,126 --> 00:28:39,334
Fine.

500
00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:44,042
Thank you for watching him, though.

501
00:28:44,084 --> 00:28:46,167
Stop!

502
00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:46,834
It's funny.

503
00:28:46,876 --> 00:28:49,084
I was always trying to
get him to eat healthier.

504
00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:52,376
And now he's got no choice.

505
00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:58,209
I don't know. I mean, maybe I should take
him to the doctor or back to the therapist.

506
00:28:58,334 --> 00:29:00,167
I don't think that's a good idea.

507
00:29:00,209 --> 00:29:04,584
It's a hard to reconcile Western
science with shamanism.

508
00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:10,042
Classical shamanism supports the
idea that there is one world in which

509
00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:13,042
we live our daily lives
and an entirely different

510
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:15,209
one underneath the surface.

511
00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:19,209
Could you just please
bring me whatever was in

512
00:29:19,251 --> 00:29:19,959
that bottle?

513
00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:20,626
[SPITTING]

514
00:29:20,668 --> 00:29:27,626
[BOUNCY MUSIC]

515
00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:43,501
Look at those buns.

516
00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:47,543
Mom!

517
00:29:48,834 --> 00:29:51,667
Is it Sal's fault, as usual?

518
00:29:51,709 --> 00:29:53,792
What?

519
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,917
Now, does he have some health issue?

520
00:29:55,959 --> 00:29:57,667
You didn't tell me about?

521
00:29:57,709 --> 00:30:00,334
Mother I have no idea
what you're talking about.

522
00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:03,709
You know very well what I'm talking about.

523
00:30:04,334 --> 00:30:06,459
No, I don't. Mom.

524
00:30:06,501 --> 00:30:08,959
Please Doctor Howard in the office.

525
00:30:09,084 --> 00:30:12,334
Dr. Howard, I want to
know what the plan is...

526
00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:15,584
Are you going to procreate
with the comic or not?

527
00:30:15,834 --> 00:30:17,167
You don't have to.

528
00:30:17,209 --> 00:30:18,584
Say it like that.

529
00:30:20,834 --> 00:30:22,167
Quite honestly,

530
00:30:22,209 --> 00:30:24,709
Sal and I have been having some problems.

531
00:30:25,584 --> 00:30:26,917
Oh?

532
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,293
Yeah.

533
00:30:29,709 --> 00:30:32,084
If your pop's was alive.

534
00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:36,292
I just wish your father was still here.

535
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,959
That's all I do too.

536
00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:38,834
-I do too.

537
00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:43,084
He wouldn't have approved of Sal.

538
00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:46,959
No, he wouldn't have.

539
00:30:48,751 --> 00:30:50,626
Mom. Okay, Um.

540
00:30:52,626 --> 00:30:55,084
The fact is, Sal and I

541
00:30:55,959 --> 00:30:58,209
are getting a divorce.

542
00:30:58,459 --> 00:30:59,501
You are?

543
00:30:59,543 --> 00:31:00,334
Mom!

544
00:31:02,084 --> 00:31:02,959
Dana.

545
00:31:03,459 --> 00:31:05,667
Michael over there talks

546
00:31:05,709 --> 00:31:09,209
about you constantly.

547
00:31:10,084 --> 00:31:12,167
Now, don't blow

548
00:31:12,209 --> 00:31:14,834
this Baby.

549
00:31:24,001 --> 00:31:25,792
[TRIUMPHANT THEME PLAYS]

550
00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:26,668
What did you do?

551
00:31:29,418 --> 00:31:32,084
God, it looks like a nightmare in here.

552
00:31:33,001 --> 00:31:34,667
What were you thinking?

553
00:31:34,709 --> 00:31:36,167
This isn't a game.

554
00:31:36,209 --> 00:31:37,876
That's really harsh, Dana.

555
00:31:38,834 --> 00:31:41,584
Look how happy he is.

556
00:31:44,584 --> 00:31:47,126
Where did you even get all of this?

557
00:31:47,459 --> 00:31:49,417
I made it, you know.

558
00:31:49,459 --> 00:31:51,917
I mean, some of it I ordered online.

559
00:31:51,959 --> 00:31:54,251
[SPITTING]

560
00:31:54,293 --> 00:31:55,376
[BABY WHINING]

561
00:31:55,418 --> 00:31:56,376
Oh Sal.

562
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:02,417
You know, you're a good mommy.

563
00:32:02,459 --> 00:32:04,042
[BABY WHINE]

564
00:32:04,084 --> 00:32:06,167
He is not a baby!

565
00:32:06,209 --> 00:32:08,251
Okay. He is a grown man

566
00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:11,251
who is clearly having a
psychotic break with reality.

567
00:32:11,584 --> 00:32:14,084
You are just confusing him!

568
00:32:16,709 --> 00:32:19,876
[BABY WHINES]

569
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:24,043
Sal...

570
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:27,793
why don't you just go to sleep, okay?

571
00:32:30,543 --> 00:32:31,959
You'll feel better

572
00:32:32,001 --> 00:32:33,126
in the morning.

573
00:32:51,459 --> 00:32:53,876
[BIG SIGH]

574
00:32:55,626 --> 00:33:03,626
["PRETTY BABY" PLAYS]

575
00:33:36,876 --> 00:33:39,126
[BABY TALK]

576
00:33:45,376 --> 00:33:47,626
[BABY TALK]

577
00:33:49,209 --> 00:33:51,209
You know he might start
acting like a grown up

578
00:33:51,251 --> 00:33:54,001
if you start treating him like one.

579
00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:55,626
No coffee?

580
00:33:55,918 --> 00:33:56,542
[BABY TALK]

581
00:33:56,584 --> 00:33:58,959
No more bonnets okay?

582
00:33:59,834 --> 00:34:00,959
I'll be back later.

583
00:34:01,459 --> 00:34:02,334
You know, you're

584
00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:04,167
a good mommy.

585
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,251
[BABY TALK]

586
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:15,501
I'll be back at 5:30.

587
00:34:22,834 --> 00:34:26,501
So your whole family are scientists?

588
00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:31,584
Well, my pops started this lab for
the government during the Cold War.

589
00:34:31,834 --> 00:34:33,667
Fascinating.

590
00:34:33,709 --> 00:34:34,626
Really?

591
00:34:35,584 --> 00:34:41,001
You must have wonderful genes.

592
00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:43,709
I don't know. Maybe.

593
00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:45,292
Well.

594
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:47,959
We have a heck of a day ahead of us,

595
00:34:48,334 --> 00:34:50,001
so I'd like to get started.

596
00:34:53,876 --> 00:35:01,168
[SOUNDS OF PLAYING]

597
00:35:06,209 --> 00:35:07,709
[LAUGHTER]

598
00:35:14,084 --> 00:35:15,001
[LAUGHING]

599
00:35:15,626 --> 00:35:16,876
You wanna try?

600
00:35:20,584 --> 00:35:21,917
Come on, come on, come on,

601
00:35:21,959 --> 00:35:23,293
come on.

602
00:35:33,501 --> 00:35:34,834
Peekaboo.

603
00:35:35,209 --> 00:35:35,809
Okay.

604
00:35:36,209 --> 00:35:37,709
Little bit more enthusiasm.

605
00:35:41,501 --> 00:35:42,792
Peekaboo.

606
00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:44,084
[BABY LAUGHTER]

607
00:35:44,126 --> 00:35:45,501
Okay!!!

608
00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:46,209
[BABY LAUGHTER]

609
00:35:46,251 --> 00:35:47,168
One more time.

610
00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:52,376
Peekaboo!

611
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:53,126
[BABY LAUGHTER]

612
00:35:53,376 --> 00:35:54,792
That is good.

613
00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:55,792
Peekaboo!

614
00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:56,501
[BABY LAUGHTER]

615
00:35:56,543 --> 00:35:57,376
That scared me!

616
00:35:57,418 --> 00:35:58,876
[BABY LAUGHTER]

617
00:36:00,709 --> 00:36:02,126
Peekaboo.

618
00:36:02,168 --> 00:36:02,834
[BABY LAUGHTER]

619
00:36:02,876 --> 00:36:04,376
Peekaboo.

620
00:36:04,418 --> 00:36:05,084
[BABY LAUGHTER]

621
00:36:05,126 --> 00:36:07,876
Peekaboo.

622
00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:09,542
[BABY LAUGHTER]

623
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:15,293
[ROCK-A-BYE BABY PLAYS]

624
00:37:23,834 --> 00:37:26,584
I'll see you at 5:30.

625
00:37:29,959 --> 00:37:35,126
I love you.

626
00:37:42,584 --> 00:37:44,167
It's working.

627
00:37:44,209 --> 00:37:45,959
So how long do we have to do this?

628
00:37:46,001 --> 00:37:51,209
Um, just like a week maybe. It's working.

629
00:37:51,626 --> 00:37:53,167
I just want Dana to realize that

630
00:37:53,209 --> 00:37:55,542
she's going to be a great mom. Okay?

631
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:57,542
Like I said, Sandy, like another week.

632
00:37:57,584 --> 00:37:58,459
That's it.

633
00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,292
Where are you going?

634
00:38:00,334 --> 00:38:01,709
To the can.

635
00:38:01,751 --> 00:38:03,584
Babies go in their diapers.

636
00:38:04,001 --> 00:38:04,917
Seriously?

637
00:38:04,959 --> 00:38:07,084
And my name is Circe.

638
00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:09,709
Dana gets it right. Every. Time.

639
00:38:10,959 --> 00:38:13,001
This is so messed up.

640
00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:18,084
I don't even know why
I'm helping you anymore.

641
00:38:19,459 --> 00:38:23,334
Because everybody loves a baby.

642
00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:05,459
He's starting to blow raspberries now.

643
00:39:05,501 --> 00:39:06,959
Raspberries?

644
00:39:07,084 --> 00:39:09,009
Yeah, like...

645
00:39:09,051 --> 00:39:10,259
[BLOWS]

646
00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:15,334
And he loves it when
you do this [KISS NOISES]

647
00:39:15,376 --> 00:39:16,876
So cute.

648
00:39:16,918 --> 00:39:17,751
Yeah.

649
00:39:20,709 --> 00:39:23,209
[SNORING]

650
00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:26,209
[SNORING]

651
00:39:35,084 --> 00:39:41,417
Dana, there's
something I want to talk to you about

652
00:39:41,459 --> 00:39:43,459
[DOORBELL RINGS]

653
00:39:54,709 --> 00:39:56,376
Michael?

654
00:39:56,418 --> 00:39:59,042
I know this is terribly intrusive of me,

655
00:39:59,084 --> 00:40:02,209
but I was just in the
neighborhood and thought I’d-

656
00:40:02,251 --> 00:40:06,792
Waah! Waah!

657
00:40:06,834 --> 00:40:08,417
What's that noise?

658
00:40:08,459 --> 00:40:12,626
Um Sal and I are babysitting for a friend.

659
00:40:13,834 --> 00:40:15,167
Of course.

660
00:40:15,209 --> 00:40:18,792
Waaah!

661
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:22,084
I think that's
that's why I'm so distracted lately.

662
00:40:22,709 --> 00:40:29,584
I don't want to be offensive,
but that baby sounds, well,

663
00:40:30,626 --> 00:40:32,042
downright demented.

664
00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:33,167
Who is that guy?

665
00:40:33,209 --> 00:40:35,334
I don't know.

666
00:40:35,959 --> 00:40:37,292
Um. you should probably go.

667
00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:41,584
You want me to go because of
the way you feel about me, right?

668
00:40:42,584 --> 00:40:44,084
I don't know.

669
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,876
Hmm. Mm

670
00:40:49,334 --> 00:40:52,751
hmm. Hmm hmm.

671
00:40:53,459 --> 00:40:57,834
Mmm. Mmm mmm.

672
00:40:59,001 --> 00:40:59,959
Oh.

673
00:41:04,001 --> 00:41:05,417
You need to go!

674
00:41:05,459 --> 00:41:06,917
You're weird Dana!

675
00:41:06,959 --> 00:41:08,459
I'm going to figure you out.

676
00:41:09,876 --> 00:41:11,876
So who was that?

677
00:41:12,834 --> 00:41:15,501
He's just this guy from work.

678
00:41:16,459 --> 00:41:18,751
I guess he likes me.

679
00:41:21,334 --> 00:41:22,709
Wow.

680
00:41:25,084 --> 00:41:27,293
I should go to bed.

681
00:41:38,209 --> 00:41:41,251
[CRICKETS]

682
00:41:59,876 --> 00:42:00,959
Hi.

683
00:42:03,251 --> 00:42:04,376
Good night.

684
00:42:04,543 --> 00:42:05,418
-Good night.

685
00:42:16,209 --> 00:42:18,709
What are you doing?

686
00:42:26,084 --> 00:42:28,626
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.

687
00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:31,501
I totally understand

688
00:42:35,043 --> 00:42:37,251
It’s just that I-

689
00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:39,709
I really need to talk to you.

690
00:42:39,959 --> 00:42:41,459
Um.

691
00:42:41,501 --> 00:42:43,167
I love Sal.

692
00:42:43,209 --> 00:42:45,584
He's an awesome guy, but

693
00:42:46,584 --> 00:42:49,417
I kind of got in this for the money.

694
00:42:49,459 --> 00:42:50,709
What money?

695
00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:53,042
The money I'm giving you to babysit?

696
00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:55,251
Oh no. I feel like we've really bonded.

697
00:42:55,293 --> 00:42:57,417
God, I feel like that, too.

698
00:42:57,459 --> 00:42:58,084
I mean,

699
00:42:58,626 --> 00:43:02,209
yeah, I know that you were the one
that technically gave him the potion, but-

700
00:43:02,251 --> 00:43:08,084
No no no there's no potion... it's
all a farce.

701
00:43:10,084 --> 00:43:13,084
It's all a farce.

702
00:43:14,209 --> 00:43:17,334
There's no magic potion,

703
00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:21,209
no mental breakdown.

704
00:43:22,209 --> 00:43:25,459
He's showing you what
it's like to be a mommy.

705
00:43:25,709 --> 00:43:29,334
And hoping that you'd
love it and change your mind

706
00:43:31,918 --> 00:43:33,834
about everything.

707
00:43:34,084 --> 00:43:36,084
I'm sorry.

708
00:43:40,334 --> 00:43:40,934
Hmmph!

709
00:43:44,626 --> 00:43:48,793
Oh is baby
having trouble sleeping? Oh.

710
00:43:49,959 --> 00:43:51,542
Oh, baby.

711
00:43:51,584 --> 00:43:53,209
Doesn't look so well.

712
00:43:54,251 --> 00:43:56,709
I think baby needs

713
00:43:57,626 --> 00:43:59,667
his temperature taken.

714
00:43:59,709 --> 00:44:03,584
Now this may hurt a little bit.

715
00:44:05,959 --> 00:44:08,834
We should probably leave it

716
00:44:08,876 --> 00:44:12,709
in for a few hours... No?

717
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:13,834
I was just

718
00:44:14,543 --> 00:44:17,126
[PAINED GROANS]

719
00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:19,542
I know what will

720
00:44:19,584 --> 00:44:20,793
make that feel better

721
00:44:26,626 --> 00:44:27,584
Stop!

722
00:44:27,626 --> 00:44:31,417
Ow! Dana that
really hurt!

723
00:44:31,459 --> 00:44:33,668
You're acting?

724
00:44:34,334 --> 00:44:36,792
No. I mean, you were enjoying this.

725
00:44:36,834 --> 00:44:38,167
I was just trying to-

726
00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:39,626
You stay out of it!

727
00:44:43,001 --> 00:44:45,084
I want you out of this house

728
00:44:45,376 --> 00:44:47,376
tonight.

729
00:44:59,001 --> 00:45:01,001
[CRICKETS]

730
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:18,959
[BIG CRYING]

731
00:45:19,001 --> 00:45:21,167
Here comes the airplane...

732
00:45:21,209 --> 00:45:25,584
vroom... vroom..

733
00:45:25,626 --> 00:45:29,168
C’mon buddy. It needs a place to land.

734
00:45:32,084 --> 00:45:38,584
You know Sal you’re not going to be
the funny fat guy if you keep this up.

735
00:45:38,626 --> 00:45:40,876
I don't wanna be funny anymore.

736
00:45:40,918 --> 00:45:42,042
All right. All right.

737
00:45:42,084 --> 00:45:43,584
That's cool, man.

738
00:45:43,626 --> 00:45:45,826
Hey, man, you stay here
as long as you want, all right?

739
00:45:46,584 --> 00:45:47,184
Okay.

740
00:45:48,126 --> 00:45:51,293
You know what they say.
Me casa you casa right?

741
00:45:51,959 --> 00:45:53,376
I got a great idea.

742
00:45:55,751 --> 00:45:57,917
YouTube videos, man.

743
00:45:57,959 --> 00:45:58,792
Looka this

744
00:45:58,834 --> 00:46:01,792
This is going to cheer you
up like you won't even believe.

745
00:46:01,834 --> 00:46:03,542
Look, there's this one's really funny.

746
00:46:03,584 --> 00:46:05,334
Cat in a sink...

747
00:46:05,376 --> 00:46:07,167
Oh, and then there's a new cat in a box.

748
00:46:07,209 --> 00:46:09,292
That was really, really funny.

749
00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:10,917
Oh, these are so funny.

750
00:46:10,959 --> 00:46:13,334
Oh, watch this one. This cat
knocking things off dresser.

751
00:46:13,376 --> 00:46:14,792
That's a really good one.

752
00:46:14,834 --> 00:46:18,292
Oh, and then there's this one right here
where you won't even believe this is crazy.

753
00:46:18,334 --> 00:46:21,459
This cat he’s chasing
this dog around and...

754
00:46:21,709 --> 00:46:23,084
[CAT NOISE ]

755
00:46:23,459 --> 00:46:24,376
Where you going?

756
00:46:24,876 --> 00:46:32,334
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]

757
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:38,334
I have a confession to make.

758
00:46:38,376 --> 00:46:40,751
Yeah?

759
00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:44,918
It was your mother who told me to

760
00:46:45,709 --> 00:46:48,542
keep working my charms on you.

761
00:46:48,584 --> 00:46:49,184
Right.

762
00:46:50,084 --> 00:46:54,668
After that night we kissed,
I thought all hope was lost.

763
00:46:56,584 --> 00:46:59,834
I know what your mother's thinks, but

764
00:46:59,876 --> 00:47:04,501
what do you think?

765
00:47:07,668 --> 00:47:11,042
I think I-

766
00:47:11,084 --> 00:47:14,334
I love your muscles.

767
00:47:15,209 --> 00:47:17,834
Would you like to see them

768
00:47:18,709 --> 00:47:20,917
dance?

769
00:47:20,959 --> 00:47:22,709
[GIGGLES]

770
00:47:22,751 --> 00:47:26,417
[LAUGHTER]

771
00:47:26,459 --> 00:47:28,834
[SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYS]

772
00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:34,709
You know,
the ancient Greeks believed a large

773
00:47:34,751 --> 00:47:38,584
penis was grotesque and comical.

774
00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:42,709
Their ideal was a small but

775
00:47:43,834 --> 00:47:46,334
beautiful penis.

776
00:47:46,959 --> 00:47:49,959
Not true.

777
00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:52,501
Why would I lie?

778
00:47:52,543 --> 00:47:53,584
Ooh!

779
00:48:00,001 --> 00:48:01,543
[LAUGHTER]

780
00:48:03,626 --> 00:48:05,459
[CATCALLING]

781
00:48:07,751 --> 00:48:08,959
[GROWLING]

782
00:48:10,043 --> 00:48:11,209
Oh. Oh. Oh!

783
00:48:11,251 --> 00:48:12,626
Yes! Yes!

784
00:48:12,709 --> 00:48:13,876
[GRUNTING]

785
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,167
You remind me of something.

786
00:48:18,209 --> 00:48:21,543
I just don't know what.

787
00:48:26,126 --> 00:48:27,006
[SAD MUSIC]

788
00:48:49,668 --> 00:48:50,268
[RAIN]

789
00:49:01,543 --> 00:49:08,626
[SAD MUSIC CONTINUES]

790
00:49:27,584 --> 00:49:34,668
[SAD MUSIC CONTINUES]

791
00:49:39,126 --> 00:49:41,751
Uhhhh

792
00:49:41,793 --> 00:49:44,334
Do you have the results for 305?

793
00:49:44,376 --> 00:49:45,542
Oh. Not yet.

794
00:49:45,584 --> 00:49:47,709
I'm just working on something else.

795
00:49:50,084 --> 00:49:51,709
Listen, I, uh.

796
00:49:51,751 --> 00:49:57,126
I respect that you wanna take things slow.

797
00:49:58,834 --> 00:49:59,501
Thanks.

798
00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:07,334
Um. You know, I've actually
been thinking a lot about Sal lately.

799
00:50:08,001 --> 00:50:09,584
You have?

800
00:50:09,918 --> 00:50:10,543
Um..

801
00:50:12,001 --> 00:50:15,084
Actually, I think we should
just keep things casual.

802
00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:17,584
Okay?

803
00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:20,709
Sure.

804
00:50:21,834 --> 00:50:22,709
I-uh-

805
00:50:23,084 --> 00:50:24,876
Yeah.

806
00:50:26,209 --> 00:50:28,126
[DOOR CLOSES]

807
00:50:32,168 --> 00:50:36,542
[CRICKETS]

808
00:50:36,584 --> 00:50:43,418
[SAD SITAR PLAYS]

809
00:50:52,668 --> 00:51:00,668
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

810
00:51:32,043 --> 00:51:35,501
[THUNDER]

811
00:51:35,543 --> 00:51:43,543
[SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYS]

812
00:51:55,209 --> 00:51:57,292
What do we have here?

813
00:51:57,334 --> 00:52:00,334
I know this guy. He's in the freak show.

814
00:52:00,376 --> 00:52:01,584
Tell me a joke!

815
00:52:01,626 --> 00:52:03,251
What you drinkin', Tubby?

816
00:52:03,293 --> 00:52:03,959
[LAUGHTER]

817
00:52:04,001 --> 00:52:06,834
It's a 2008 Krug.

818
00:52:06,876 --> 00:52:09,501
Very dry. Ooh.

819
00:52:12,209 --> 00:52:13,459
Night night!

820
00:52:13,501 --> 00:52:15,792
[LAUGHTER]

821
00:52:15,834 --> 00:52:16,959
Get a haircut!

822
00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:18,292
[GROANING]

823
00:52:18,334 --> 00:52:20,292
This is the worst production of Grease

824
00:52:20,334 --> 00:52:22,168
I've ever seen.

825
00:52:27,251 --> 00:52:29,667
How are things going on the 305 test?

826
00:52:29,709 --> 00:52:32,209
Michael said you had some secret project.

827
00:52:32,459 --> 00:52:34,751
I know you don't keep secrets from me.

828
00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:37,292
It's not a secret.

829
00:52:37,334 --> 00:52:39,292
It's just an experiment.

830
00:52:39,334 --> 00:52:41,376
It's just highly unethical.

831
00:52:41,751 --> 00:52:43,626
Unethical?

832
00:52:43,834 --> 00:52:45,834
I don't believe that for a second.

833
00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:48,584
Listen, Mother, I know Michael

834
00:52:49,084 --> 00:52:55,084
He's very smart, but I'm not
interested in a relationship right now.

835
00:52:55,209 --> 00:52:58,334
You jumped right into the whole
marriage thing with the manbaby.

836
00:53:00,084 --> 00:53:02,876
Look, I need to concentrate
on my work, okay?

837
00:53:03,709 --> 00:53:06,709
And Michael is a part of that, isn't he?

838
00:53:08,584 --> 00:53:10,209
Of course.

839
00:53:10,959 --> 00:53:13,792
Well, I need to go.

840
00:53:13,834 --> 00:53:14,709
I love you.

841
00:53:14,751 --> 00:53:16,417
I expect your report tomorrow morning.

842
00:53:16,459 --> 00:53:18,168
Don't be late.

843
00:53:23,918 --> 00:53:30,126
[DOOR CREAKS]

844
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:39,417
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

845
00:53:39,459 --> 00:53:41,293
[DOORBELL RINGS]

846
00:53:47,459 --> 00:53:49,417
I didn't know where else to go.

847
00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:51,042
They were wearing leather jackets.

848
00:53:51,084 --> 00:53:52,834
Maybe the hospital.

849
00:53:52,876 --> 00:53:54,667
I’ve had too much to drink.

850
00:53:54,709 --> 00:53:56,626
I can tell.

851
00:53:57,584 --> 00:53:59,626
I don’t think you're too bad.

852
00:54:00,084 --> 00:54:04,209
Do you feel dizzy? - No.

853
00:54:05,501 --> 00:54:10,334
It's kind of funny.
I was actually just thinking about you.

854
00:54:10,834 --> 00:54:12,751
Oh yeah? Ouch!

855
00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:13,709
Don't be such a-

856
00:54:18,876 --> 00:54:21,501
Maybe you should go.

857
00:54:22,001 --> 00:54:22,834
Okay.

858
00:54:23,959 --> 00:54:25,084
Wait. Sal

859
00:54:25,918 --> 00:54:27,043
[THUNDER]

860
00:54:29,959 --> 00:54:32,209
you're an amazing guy.

861
00:54:32,709 --> 00:54:35,168
I never told you that enough.

862
00:54:45,876 --> 00:54:48,459
I want you back. Sal

863
00:54:50,876 --> 00:54:52,709
Oh, yeah?

864
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:56,917
But. But not...

865
00:54:56,959 --> 00:55:00,834
not as my husband.

866
00:55:03,084 --> 00:55:05,584
Oh, no?

867
00:55:09,126 --> 00:55:11,334
-Aren't you precious all powdered?

868
00:55:11,376 --> 00:55:12,376
Gaga.

869
00:55:14,959 --> 00:55:17,001
Now we're all diapered up

870
00:55:17,959 --> 00:55:20,459
And I'm going to get your bottle.

871
00:55:22,251 --> 00:55:24,751
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

872
00:55:29,668 --> 00:55:32,168
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

873
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,834
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

874
00:55:45,334 --> 00:55:46,251
I don't know, Dana.

875
00:55:47,626 --> 00:55:50,959
You really think this is sexy?

876
00:55:53,501 --> 00:55:56,959
Babies Don't talk Sal. -That's right.

877
00:55:57,626 --> 00:56:00,917
Goo goo Gaa gaa

878
00:56:00,959 --> 00:56:02,459
waa waa waa.

879
00:56:03,543 --> 00:56:05,084
Is there something wrong with me?

880
00:56:05,751 --> 00:56:07,292
Of course not.

881
00:56:07,334 --> 00:56:10,959
No, I think I think there's
there's something wrong with me.

882
00:56:11,251 --> 00:56:12,876
Don't say that.

883
00:56:13,376 --> 00:56:14,209
Come on.

884
00:56:14,834 --> 00:56:17,417
We're just tryin a little slap and tickle.

885
00:56:17,459 --> 00:56:18,334
You know?

886
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:20,042
Y’know I'm still mad at you.

887
00:56:20,084 --> 00:56:21,834
And that's okay.

888
00:56:22,209 --> 00:56:25,126
If you want to pinch the pot
whatever gets you off baby.

889
00:56:25,168 --> 00:56:26,126
Gah! Don't call me that!

890
00:56:26,168 --> 00:56:27,292
What? I-

891
00:56:27,334 --> 00:56:31,084
Okay, listen, Dana, I just.

892
00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:36,543
Now I thought maybe... Y’know it's time,
for your bottle.

893
00:56:41,959 --> 00:56:46,793
Your baby was for entertainment,
Sal, mine's going to be science.

894
00:56:53,626 --> 00:57:01,626
[ORGAN DANSE MACABRE PLAYS]

895
00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:12,501
[GULPING]

896
00:57:18,709 --> 00:57:20,709
Hey, I thought you were really mad at me.

897
00:57:20,751 --> 00:57:21,584
What's up?

898
00:57:21,876 --> 00:57:24,542
I'm not mad at you.

899
00:57:24,584 --> 00:57:26,834
In fact, I need your help.

900
00:57:27,709 --> 00:57:29,209
You're the only person I trust.

901
00:57:32,001 --> 00:57:32,801
[CREEPY BABY NOISES]

902
00:57:35,084 --> 00:57:35,834
Oh. Wow

903
00:57:38,501 --> 00:57:41,001
Someone needs his diaper changed

904
00:57:43,584 --> 00:57:46,834
And look, it's your old babysitter.

905
00:57:47,251 --> 00:57:49,834
She's come here to play with you.

906
00:57:51,334 --> 00:57:53,042
What's going on?

907
00:57:53,084 --> 00:57:55,584
It's what we both wanted.

908
00:57:56,209 --> 00:57:58,584
All three of us.

909
00:57:59,709 --> 00:58:03,584
Okay, Sal-You know,
I've been working on this,

910
00:58:04,001 --> 00:58:06,709
you know, speculative, hypothetical serum.

911
00:58:07,834 --> 00:58:10,001
And I didn't think it would work

912
00:58:11,084 --> 00:58:12,959
But it did.

913
00:58:13,001 --> 00:58:14,126
It did!

914
00:58:15,918 --> 00:58:19,959
And now he's a baby!

915
00:58:20,834 --> 00:58:23,954
I don't know what you're talking about,
but I think it's against the law.

916
00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:27,793
Like against the real law of nature.

917
00:58:28,668 --> 00:58:29,959
But we prefer this.

918
00:58:31,501 --> 00:58:34,292
You're telling me that he wants this?

919
00:58:34,334 --> 00:58:37,459
He asked for it.

920
00:58:37,501 --> 00:58:44,917
[ORGAN DANSE MACABRE PLAYS]

921
00:58:44,959 --> 00:58:48,834
Let’s go talk in the living room.

922
00:58:48,876 --> 00:58:51,834
[MOBILE MUSIC PLAYS]

923
00:58:58,584 --> 00:59:00,709
So is it permanent?

924
00:59:00,751 --> 00:59:03,001
Well, you know,
hormones are a tricky thing.

925
00:59:03,626 --> 00:59:07,709
If he stops taking the serum
in the bottle, then eventually

926
00:59:07,751 --> 00:59:10,459
his hormones will even out.

927
00:59:11,584 --> 00:59:16,584
I mean, I don't know much about
science, but that doesn't sound safe.

928
00:59:17,751 --> 00:59:19,042
There's some risk. Yes.

929
00:59:19,084 --> 00:59:22,209
But, you know, there's risk in smoking pot,

930
00:59:22,751 --> 00:59:26,834
having sex or driving on the freeway.

931
00:59:27,876 --> 00:59:28,792
I'm sorry, Dana.

932
00:59:28,834 --> 00:59:29,792
I just.

933
00:59:29,834 --> 00:59:32,584
I don't think I can be down with this.

934
00:59:34,209 --> 00:59:37,084
I don't want to sound too
mercenary here or anything, but

935
00:59:38,084 --> 00:59:42,293
we do have Sal's trust fund.

936
00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:49,418
Wow.

937
00:59:50,584 --> 00:59:51,834
And he wants that.

938
00:59:51,876 --> 00:59:53,084
He wants this, right?

939
00:59:53,126 --> 00:59:56,834
Yes. Yeah.
This is how he wants to live his life.

940
00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:01,709
Okay.

941
01:00:02,251 --> 01:00:05,584
But what do you want from me in all this?

942
01:00:07,334 --> 01:00:08,084
I don't know. I-

943
01:00:11,959 --> 01:00:13,834
I just felt like we were-

944
01:00:19,543 --> 01:00:21,126
Family?

945
01:00:31,084 --> 01:00:35,459
[FANTASIA ON A THEME PLAYS]

946
01:01:43,668 --> 01:01:48,043
[FANTASIA ON A THEME ENDS]

947
01:02:04,876 --> 01:02:07,293
Good night, my baby.

948
01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:13,418
Goodnight my other baby.

949
01:02:15,168 --> 01:02:17,584
[BABY SNORES]

950
01:02:20,126 --> 01:02:22,418
Goodnight Sal.

951
01:02:38,918 --> 01:02:39,876
Michael?

952
01:02:39,918 --> 01:02:42,417
Yes. Yes.

953
01:02:42,459 --> 01:02:43,751
Gotta go.

954
01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:24,751
[RADIO PLAYS]

955
01:03:25,376 --> 01:03:30,501
[CRICKETS]

956
01:03:48,168 --> 01:03:48,808
[SNORING

957
01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,376
Hey Sal...

958
01:04:02,834 --> 01:04:04,376
[TAPPING ON WINDOW]

959
01:04:10,584 --> 01:04:12,126
[DOORBELL RINGS]

960
01:04:14,126 --> 01:04:15,668
[TAPPING ON WINDOW]

961
01:04:19,501 --> 01:04:20,542
Hey Dana.

962
01:04:20,584 --> 01:04:22,209
Rae what’s up? -Hey

963
01:04:22,251 --> 01:04:24,917
Um. So hey have you like...

964
01:04:24,959 --> 01:04:27,084
Have you seen Sal lately?

965
01:04:28,084 --> 01:04:30,167
No. No why?

966
01:04:30,209 --> 01:04:31,042
Oh, really?

967
01:04:31,084 --> 01:04:32,209
Well, I think he's.

968
01:04:32,251 --> 01:04:34,626
He's, like, missing or something.

969
01:04:35,334 --> 01:04:38,792
He won't return my phone calls or
anything, which is weird, you know?

970
01:04:38,834 --> 01:04:41,154
And I was just wondering if
you knew anything, That's all.

971
01:04:42,709 --> 01:04:44,084
No, I don't.

972
01:04:44,126 --> 01:04:45,334
Sorry. -Huh.

973
01:04:45,376 --> 01:04:48,167
What about Sandy or, you know, Circe or.

974
01:04:48,209 --> 01:04:49,167
You know, you know.

975
01:04:49,209 --> 01:04:51,584
I mean, you seen her right? -No no, sorry.

976
01:04:52,459 --> 01:04:54,626
I mean.
He's supposed to be staying with me, right?

977
01:04:56,209 --> 01:04:58,292
You know, we're bros you know?

978
01:04:58,334 --> 01:05:01,042
I mean, you know, he's
my family now, you know?

979
01:05:01,084 --> 01:05:05,834
And and, you know, then he was
all like, I don't want to bother you.

980
01:05:05,876 --> 01:05:09,084
And I was like, hey, man, it's no bother,
you know, because, you know, I live

981
01:05:09,126 --> 01:05:09,834
Alone.

982
01:05:09,876 --> 01:05:12,959
You know, by myself, you know, all alone.

983
01:05:14,584 --> 01:05:17,501
Well, I haven't seen him so...

984
01:05:19,834 --> 01:05:21,334
You know, can I? Can I?

985
01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:22,417
Can I come in?

986
01:05:22,459 --> 01:05:24,168
I gotta drop a deuce.

987
01:05:24,834 --> 01:05:28,959
Oh, I, I actually have guests right
now that's not such a good idea.

988
01:05:29,084 --> 01:05:30,417
Okay. All right, I get it.

989
01:05:30,459 --> 01:05:33,042
You don't want some strange
chick pooping in your bathroom.

990
01:05:33,084 --> 01:05:35,167
I get it. Oh, man.

991
01:05:35,209 --> 01:05:38,334
This one time, I let this guy
come and use my bathroom right?

992
01:05:38,834 --> 01:05:40,792
And he didn't even have to go, right?

993
01:05:40,834 --> 01:05:41,542
I mean, he.

994
01:05:41,584 --> 01:05:45,667
He just wanted to come in and
steal... Oh yeah you you need to go.

995
01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:47,542
I'm sorry. -Okay. Okay.

996
01:05:48,209 --> 01:05:51,334
But I will let you know if I hear anything.

997
01:05:51,376 --> 01:05:52,417
I will call you.

998
01:05:52,459 --> 01:05:54,292
You call me? - I will call you. Okay.

999
01:05:54,334 --> 01:05:56,167
Right, right on. You call me. All right.

1000
01:05:56,209 --> 01:05:57,959
So if you hear from Sal, you'll call.

1001
01:05:58,001 --> 01:06:00,084
Totally Great great I will call you.

1002
01:06:00,459 --> 01:06:03,459
And if you hear from
Sandy, you know, just call me.

1003
01:06:03,709 --> 01:06:04,959
Sounds Good. Okay. Okay.

1004
01:06:05,502 --> 01:06:09,334
And, you know, even if you're bored and
you want to hang out, just give me a call.

1005
01:06:09,376 --> 01:06:11,459
You know, I'm not doing nothing.
- Okay okay thanks.

1006
01:06:11,959 --> 01:06:13,376
Call me any time. -Okay.

1007
01:06:14,584 --> 01:06:15,876
Just call.

1008
01:06:15,959 --> 01:06:17,084
All right.

1009
01:06:17,126 --> 01:06:19,167
All right. Nice talking to you.

1010
01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:21,084
Goodnight! call me?

1011
01:06:21,126 --> 01:06:22,042
Is she still here?

1012
01:06:22,084 --> 01:06:24,042
She's leaving.

1013
01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:26,917
I think she's just worried about Sal.

1014
01:06:26,959 --> 01:06:28,542
You should just tell her.

1015
01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:31,417
We should. We should leave town.

1016
01:06:31,459 --> 01:06:32,209
What?

1017
01:06:32,501 --> 01:06:34,167
This is a small town.

1018
01:06:34,209 --> 01:06:37,084
She should leave the country. -With Sal?

1019
01:06:38,334 --> 01:06:41,209
[SNORING]

1020
01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:47,459
We could go to Mexico. Or-isn't
that what people in this situation do?

1021
01:06:48,251 --> 01:06:51,168
We're outlaws.

1022
01:06:53,668 --> 01:06:55,228
Wait Dana... what do you mean, outlaws?

1023
01:06:55,959 --> 01:06:59,542
Oh, I guess I just mean
that people won't understand.

1024
01:06:59,584 --> 01:07:00,792
You know?

1025
01:07:00,834 --> 01:07:03,792
No but why outlaws?

1026
01:07:03,834 --> 01:07:05,959
You said that Sal wanted this. So

1027
01:07:07,459 --> 01:07:10,084
why don't we just sober him up
long enough to get him on a plane?

1028
01:07:11,459 --> 01:07:16,751
Yeah, um we can't do that.

1029
01:07:17,501 --> 01:07:19,418
Why not?

1030
01:07:20,584 --> 01:07:23,084
Okay, um

1031
01:07:23,751 --> 01:07:27,043
Circe the truth is that um

1032
01:07:28,001 --> 01:07:28,792
Sal didn't.

1033
01:07:28,834 --> 01:07:33,751
He didn't exact exactly ask to be changed.

1034
01:07:33,834 --> 01:07:36,001
I mean, in so many words.

1035
01:07:36,043 --> 01:07:37,334
In so many words?

1036
01:07:39,084 --> 01:07:40,459
Did he

1037
01:07:40,626 --> 01:07:44,418
or didn't he ask?

1038
01:07:48,751 --> 01:07:49,351
No.

1039
01:07:57,084 --> 01:08:00,626
[SNORING]

1040
01:08:11,626 --> 01:08:16,709
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

1041
01:08:22,251 --> 01:08:24,126
[SNORING]

1042
01:08:24,168 --> 01:08:25,751
[CREEPY BABY CRIES]

1043
01:08:34,001 --> 01:08:35,126
Surprise!

1044
01:08:35,168 --> 01:08:36,542
Hey, hey stranger.

1045
01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:38,709
Where you been? -Mom!

1046
01:08:39,209 --> 01:08:40,917
You brought, Michael.

1047
01:08:40,959 --> 01:08:42,792
And Father Murphy.

1048
01:08:42,834 --> 01:08:45,834
You think she was using her
maternity leave with the days she was

1049
01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:47,334
taking off lately.

1050
01:08:47,376 --> 01:08:48,792
[LAUGHING]

1051
01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:49,792
[CRYING]

1052
01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:51,918
Circe! We have company.

1053
01:08:52,001 --> 01:08:53,001
[CRYING]

1054
01:08:53,709 --> 01:08:55,292
I didn't think you'd mind.

1055
01:08:55,334 --> 01:08:58,459
It's been, what, two
weeks since I've seen you?

1056
01:08:58,959 --> 01:09:00,459
[SCREAM CRYING]

1057
01:09:05,001 --> 01:09:07,459
Mother, not my mother.

1058
01:09:07,751 --> 01:09:10,834
Dana's Mother, you are beautiful.

1059
01:09:11,209 --> 01:09:13,084
Just like Dana.

1060
01:09:13,626 --> 01:09:15,542
[CRYING]

1061
01:09:15,584 --> 01:09:19,209
Now, what's going on
with these boxes and toys?

1062
01:09:20,376 --> 01:09:21,542
We are.

1063
01:09:21,584 --> 01:09:23,709
There was a -The garage cleaning.

1064
01:09:23,751 --> 01:09:24,417
We?

1065
01:09:24,459 --> 01:09:26,167
Now you both live here?

1066
01:09:26,209 --> 01:09:28,126
Yeah. -No.

1067
01:09:28,168 --> 01:09:29,126
I mean. Yes.

1068
01:09:29,584 --> 01:09:31,834
I mean. Have a seat.

1069
01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:34,042
Sit down. Please.

1070
01:09:34,084 --> 01:09:35,667
What is that noise?

1071
01:09:35,709 --> 01:09:37,876
[CRYING]

1072
01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:40,209
[CRYING]

1073
01:09:42,376 --> 01:09:43,376
[CRYING]

1074
01:09:45,209 --> 01:09:50,584
I was. I was watching videos, and
I must have left the computer on so

1075
01:09:52,084 --> 01:09:54,084
I will go handle this.

1076
01:09:54,126 --> 01:09:56,084
Are you sure? -Yep Let me handle it.

1077
01:09:56,126 --> 01:09:57,209
Go. Ok.

1078
01:09:57,626 --> 01:09:59,001
Stop.

1079
01:09:59,501 --> 01:10:01,418
[CRYING]

1080
01:10:02,001 --> 01:10:04,334
I know that voice.

1081
01:10:04,376 --> 01:10:07,917
That's no virus video.

1082
01:10:07,959 --> 01:10:10,084
I think you mean viral video Mother.

1083
01:10:11,084 --> 01:10:13,667
I can hear him.

1084
01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:15,459
That's Sal!

1085
01:10:15,751 --> 01:10:16,751
[BABY SCREAM CRYING]

1086
01:10:20,001 --> 01:10:21,792
What the hell is this?

1087
01:10:21,834 --> 01:10:24,084
If this is a bad time,
Doctor We can visit later.

1088
01:10:24,584 --> 01:10:25,417
No, Father.

1089
01:10:25,459 --> 01:10:27,584
It's just her ex-husband.

1090
01:10:28,084 --> 01:10:30,376
Always playing jokes.

1091
01:10:31,834 --> 01:10:33,709
So where’s the girl?

1092
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:36,709
What girl? -Your friend.

1093
01:10:36,751 --> 01:10:38,834
I don't know.

1094
01:10:40,459 --> 01:10:42,709
Look, I don't know if he's
playing jokes or not, but

1095
01:10:43,834 --> 01:10:46,001
I don't get it.

1096
01:10:46,709 --> 01:10:48,792
I have a bottle of wine in the car.

1097
01:10:48,834 --> 01:10:50,709
Let's open it shall we?

1098
01:10:50,751 --> 01:10:52,334
Wine is proof God loves us.

1099
01:11:00,293 --> 01:11:02,793
[INTENSE MUSIC]

1100
01:11:04,918 --> 01:11:07,418
[WIND HOWLS]

1101
01:11:11,418 --> 01:11:13,918
[CREEPY BABY NOISES]

1102
01:11:23,668 --> 01:11:26,168
[CREEPY BABY NOISES]

1103
01:11:30,543 --> 01:11:33,043
[SIGHS]

1104
01:11:33,876 --> 01:11:35,459
Ah Michael Carmichael

1105
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:38,709
You are quite the charmer.

1106
01:11:38,751 --> 01:11:41,334
Not like the Joker.

1107
01:11:41,376 --> 01:11:42,334
Comic!

1108
01:11:42,376 --> 01:11:45,959
Covered in tattoos like
Bradbury's illustrated man!

1109
01:11:46,001 --> 01:11:47,168
[POLITE LAUGHTER]

1110
01:11:47,543 --> 01:11:49,459
[PAINED BABY NOISES]

1111
01:11:49,501 --> 01:11:51,418
Shh. Shh.

1112
01:11:54,834 --> 01:11:56,792
Where is he?

1113
01:11:56,834 --> 01:11:59,667
We're at my place downtown.

1114
01:11:59,709 --> 01:12:01,501
Listen, I didn't feed Sal today.

1115
01:12:01,793 --> 01:12:02,959
What?

1116
01:12:03,751 --> 01:12:05,584
You lied to me, Dana.

1117
01:12:05,626 --> 01:12:07,959
You can't force him to be a baby.

1118
01:12:09,001 --> 01:12:12,209
He can't just go cold turkey.

1119
01:12:12,251 --> 01:12:15,001
Circe those are powerful hormones

1120
01:12:16,376 --> 01:12:18,542
If he just stops taking them.

1121
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,209
There will be side effects!

1122
01:12:28,501 --> 01:12:30,126
[CRICKETS]

1123
01:12:32,084 --> 01:12:33,626
C’mon you little fool...

1124
01:12:33,668 --> 01:12:35,293
C’mon are you back?

1125
01:12:38,501 --> 01:12:40,584
She was such a great

1126
01:12:40,626 --> 01:12:42,084
performer.

1127
01:12:42,126 --> 01:12:46,542
Remember when you were in that
performance of Grease in middle school

1128
01:12:46,584 --> 01:12:49,751
giving all those hand jobs?

1129
01:12:50,584 --> 01:12:54,959
I think you mean hand jives Dr. Howard

1130
01:12:56,001 --> 01:12:58,876
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1131
01:13:02,001 --> 01:13:04,876
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1132
01:13:06,584 --> 01:13:07,417
Oh my god!

1133
01:13:07,459 --> 01:13:10,334
Ok Circe Cersei, whoever you are, drop him.

1134
01:13:10,584 --> 01:13:13,418
Sal you're coming home with me.

1135
01:13:13,709 --> 01:13:15,042
[SOUND OF TAPE RIPPED]

1136
01:13:15,084 --> 01:13:18,334
[SCREAMING WITH TAPED SHUT MOUTH]

1137
01:13:19,209 --> 01:13:20,751
[PAINED CRYING]

1138
01:13:20,793 --> 01:13:25,626
[SCI-FI SOUNDS]

1139
01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:28,542
Okay little buddy it’s okay.

1140
01:13:28,584 --> 01:13:30,417
[LOUD SCREAM]

1141
01:13:30,459 --> 01:13:32,126
[BRAKES SCREECH]

1142
01:13:33,834 --> 01:13:38,584
[HEAVY BREATHING]

1143
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:45,751
[GASPING]

1144
01:13:49,209 --> 01:13:51,001
Sorry, bro.

1145
01:13:51,043 --> 01:13:51,959
[LOUD BABY CRYING]

1146
01:13:52,001 --> 01:13:54,167
We'll get this all figured out soon.

1147
01:13:54,209 --> 01:13:55,168
[LOUD BABY CRYING]

1148
01:13:56,084 --> 01:13:57,417
I think you should all go.

1149
01:13:57,459 --> 01:13:59,959
Go? Just like that?

1150
01:14:01,084 --> 01:14:02,376
[GASP]

1151
01:14:04,168 --> 01:14:05,709
[BABY GROANS]

1152
01:14:06,293 --> 01:14:07,876
Oh, my God.

1153
01:14:09,293 --> 01:14:10,917
Found him.

1154
01:14:10,959 --> 01:14:13,542
You know, I figured you were looking
for him, too, so I brought him home.

1155
01:14:13,584 --> 01:14:14,917
What are you talking about?

1156
01:14:14,959 --> 01:14:15,959
We're divorced.

1157
01:14:16,001 --> 01:14:18,084
Why would you bring him here?

1158
01:14:18,459 --> 01:14:21,709
Oh, well, I guess we'll just
have to let him tell you then, huh?

1159
01:14:22,209 --> 01:14:26,334
No, I don't think that's such a good idea.

1160
01:14:26,376 --> 01:14:28,042
Why not Dana?

1161
01:14:28,084 --> 01:14:29,667
Why is that young man gagged?

1162
01:14:29,709 --> 01:14:32,584
Baby, what's the meaning of all this?

1163
01:14:32,959 --> 01:14:34,292
Don't call me, baby.

1164
01:14:34,334 --> 01:14:38,751
Dana what is that smell?

1165
01:14:41,084 --> 01:14:41,793
[BABY WHIMPERS]

1166
01:14:44,834 --> 01:14:46,501
He went to the bathroom.

1167
01:14:46,543 --> 01:14:47,209
Who?

1168
01:14:48,126 --> 01:14:50,709
The overgrown larvae in the diaper?

1169
01:14:51,084 --> 01:14:53,334
This is preposterous, Dana.

1170
01:14:53,709 --> 01:14:56,876
Why are you entertaining these freaks?

1171
01:14:57,334 --> 01:15:00,584
I'm calling the police. -No. Mom!

1172
01:15:00,626 --> 01:15:01,226
Oh, no.

1173
01:15:01,876 --> 01:15:02,709
[MAN GROANING]

1174
01:15:02,751 --> 01:15:03,459
[TAPE RIPS]

1175
01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:05,668
Arrrr...

1176
01:15:08,501 --> 01:15:09,209
-Wait!

1177
01:15:09,251 --> 01:15:12,209
Ohhhh. Ohhh.

1178
01:15:12,459 --> 01:15:14,584
Man Dana?

1179
01:15:16,084 --> 01:15:17,584
We have to get

1180
01:15:19,209 --> 01:15:19,918
[MAN GROANING]

1181
01:15:25,126 --> 01:15:25,834
[ENGINE STARTS]

1182
01:15:28,126 --> 01:15:32,834
...we'll take my car.

1183
01:15:33,043 --> 01:15:34,123
[INTENSE CHASE MUSIC PLAYS]

1184
01:15:37,584 --> 01:15:39,709
I mean. I was just trying to take him home.

1185
01:15:40,209 --> 01:15:41,334
I know. I know.

1186
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:48,751
I can't believe

1187
01:15:48,793 --> 01:15:49,667
that man went

1188
01:15:49,709 --> 01:15:50,376
to the bathroom

1189
01:15:50,418 --> 01:15:51,543
in that diaper.

1190
01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:54,498
[INTENSE CHASE MUSIC PLAYS]

1191
01:15:59,251 --> 01:16:00,331
[INTENSE CHASE MUSIC PLAYS]

1192
01:16:09,084 --> 01:16:10,292
I feel sick.

1193
01:16:10,334 --> 01:16:11,709
Don't look at me man.

1194
01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:13,042
It's not my poo.

1195
01:16:13,084 --> 01:16:14,959
Why don’t you help me out?
Give me something.

1196
01:16:15,001 --> 01:16:17,209
Don’t you have something to wear in here?

1197
01:16:18,084 --> 01:16:19,001
I don't know

1198
01:16:19,043 --> 01:16:20,459
check the floor.

1199
01:16:25,293 --> 01:16:26,373
[INTENSE CHASE MUSIC PLAYS]

1200
01:16:30,084 --> 01:16:31,251
Sandy, you gotta help me.

1201
01:16:31,293 --> 01:16:32,042
Wahh!

1202
01:16:32,084 --> 01:16:34,543
[SCREAMING WITH TAPED MOUTH]

1203
01:16:45,043 --> 01:16:45,751
Sal...

1204
01:16:46,834 --> 01:16:49,292
Dana, you stay back with that thing.

1205
01:16:49,334 --> 01:16:52,334
You just need to take a
little drink of the formula.

1206
01:16:52,376 --> 01:16:54,209
And you'll be good as new.

1207
01:16:54,251 --> 01:16:58,709
You have a lot of powerful hormones,
and you're not thinking straight.

1208
01:16:58,959 --> 01:17:01,584
You're not thinking straight.

1209
01:17:04,459 --> 01:17:06,459
Look, I love you, Dana, but I'll do it.

1210
01:17:06,501 --> 01:17:07,834
Dana?!?

1211
01:17:08,251 --> 01:17:10,584
Me? Your darling?

1212
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,084
The light of your life.

1213
01:17:13,126 --> 01:17:16,168
Your one true love.

1214
01:17:16,376 --> 01:17:17,709
[CHOKING NOISE]

1215
01:17:18,834 --> 01:17:21,084
She's high on ludes.

1216
01:17:21,626 --> 01:17:22,584
Dana.

1217
01:17:26,626 --> 01:17:27,959
[GAGGING]

1218
01:17:30,251 --> 01:17:31,584
[PUKING NOISE]

1219
01:17:34,251 --> 01:17:35,501
[GASPING]

1220
01:17:48,626 --> 01:17:50,959
All right.

1221
01:17:51,001 --> 01:17:52,834
Who needs a ride home?

1222
01:17:55,126 --> 01:18:00,251
[AMBULANCE SIREN]

1223
01:18:08,459 --> 01:18:13,584
[HOSPITAL SOUNDS]

1224
01:18:17,751 --> 01:18:20,334
Excuse me.

1225
01:18:22,084 --> 01:18:24,292
Are you her husband?

1226
01:18:24,334 --> 01:18:26,042
Um. Sort of.

1227
01:18:26,084 --> 01:18:29,667
I mean, like I was, and now I'm not.

1228
01:18:29,709 --> 01:18:33,167
There's paperwork and stuff.

1229
01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:34,792
I think she'll be fine

1230
01:18:34,834 --> 01:18:37,834
as long as she stops playing with
whatever drugs you kids are playing with.

1231
01:18:38,334 --> 01:18:41,334
She can't do that anymore.

1232
01:18:41,376 --> 01:18:43,959
She's pregnant.

1233
01:18:46,001 --> 01:18:47,376
Pregnant?

1234
01:18:47,584 --> 01:18:49,543
Pregnant.

1235
01:18:59,376 --> 01:19:06,459
Sorry, you have to hear it this way,
but it's why she's been feeling sick.

1236
01:19:12,876 --> 01:19:16,293
[CHURCH BELLS]

1237
01:19:17,084 --> 01:19:20,501
[PARTY CONVERSATION]

1238
01:19:34,751 --> 01:19:36,167
I now pronounce you

1239
01:19:36,209 --> 01:19:39,584
husband

1240
01:19:40,834 --> 01:19:43,543
and wife.

1241
01:19:46,334 --> 01:19:48,084
You may kiss the bride.

1242
01:19:49,001 --> 01:19:49,801
[APPLAUSE]

1243
01:20:03,334 --> 01:20:08,168
[SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

1244
01:20:14,793 --> 01:20:19,376
[FUN DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

1245
01:20:27,959 --> 01:20:33,459
[FUN DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

1246
01:20:40,251 --> 01:20:48,251
[FANTASIA ON A THEME BEGINS]

1247
01:20:49,084 --> 01:20:51,793
[HAPPY SCREAMING]

1248
01:21:00,251 --> 01:21:08,251
[FANTASIA ON A THEME PLAYS]

1249
01:21:51,293 --> 01:21:54,001
[ROOSTER CROWS]

1250
01:21:56,876 --> 01:22:04,876
[FANTASIA ON A THEME CONTINUES]

1251
01:23:13,168 --> 01:23:21,168
[SOUND OF GENTLE RIVER]

1252
01:23:36,334 --> 01:23:44,334
[SOUND OF GENTLE RIVER]

1253
01:24:00,543 --> 01:24:08,543
[FUTURISTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

1254
01:24:12,876 --> 01:24:13,676
[COUGHING]

1255
01:24:37,043 --> 01:24:37,843
[COUGHING]

1256
01:25:06,834 --> 01:25:08,084
You have to wear your gloves,

1257
01:25:08,126 --> 01:25:09,793
Grandma.

1258
01:25:16,418 --> 01:25:18,751
Hey it’s MANBABY

1259
01:25:18,793 --> 01:25:21,042
Hey let me tell you it’s tough out there.

1260
01:25:21,084 --> 01:25:24,459
It's tough I say... try getting
a job dressed like this!

1261
01:25:24,501 --> 01:25:27,251
Hey try getting a girlfriend!

1262
01:25:27,293 --> 01:25:28,876
Hiii ooh!

1263
01:25:28,918 --> 01:25:31,751
I want my baba! Waa!

1264
01:25:32,959 --> 01:25:34,709
Do you remember him?

1265
01:25:35,084 --> 01:25:37,626
-I want my baba waa!

1266
01:25:38,584 --> 01:25:41,417
-I want my baba waa!

1267
01:25:41,459 --> 01:25:44,709
No.

1268
01:25:44,751 --> 01:25:47,751
-I want my baba waa!

1269
01:25:49,459 --> 01:25:51,209
[QUIET RIVER SOUNDS]

1270
01:26:03,126 --> 01:26:05,876
[BIRDS CHIRP]

1271
01:26:21,501 --> 01:26:23,959
[MAN GROANS]

1272
01:26:24,001 --> 01:26:26,459
[SOLO DANSE MACABRE PLAYS]

1273
01:26:26,501 --> 01:26:28,626
I really appreciate you doing this

1274
01:26:29,709 --> 01:26:31,084
I have my own life now y’know.

1275
01:26:31,126 --> 01:26:33,792
I got kids I got work,
and this is just such a long

1276
01:26:33,834 --> 01:26:35,001
drive out here.

1277
01:26:57,959 --> 01:26:59,584
She has good days

1278
01:26:59,626 --> 01:27:02,001
and she has bad days.

1279
01:27:15,501 --> 01:27:17,917
What about my baba?

1280
01:27:17,959 --> 01:27:22,542
You remember that guy?

1281
01:27:22,584 --> 01:27:25,959
No.

1282
01:27:31,126 --> 01:27:34,501
[QUIET RIVER SOUNDS]

1283
01:27:38,668 --> 01:27:42,043
[BIRDS CHIRP]

1284
01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:58,209
[QUIET FOREST SOUNDS]

1285
01:28:01,334 --> 01:28:04,834
I remember the women who built this house.

1286
01:28:06,459 --> 01:28:08,876
Oh, we used to laugh

1287
01:28:12,209 --> 01:28:14,709
but we didn't laugh like

1288
01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:21,751
laugh.

1289
01:28:29,168 --> 01:28:32,543
[QUIET FOREST NIGHT SOUNDS]

1290
01:28:36,543 --> 01:28:39,918
[QUIET FOREST SOUNDS]

1291
01:28:48,668 --> 01:28:52,043
[CRINKLE SOUNDS]

1292
01:28:54,376 --> 01:28:57,751
[ZIPPER SOUND]

1293
01:29:10,584 --> 01:29:14,126
It's a farce...

1294
01:29:16,793 --> 01:29:20,334
[MODERN PRETTY BABY PLAYS]