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Okay.

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Let's do this.

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Oh.

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We have a winner.

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( cell phone ringing )

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Monica, it's prom!

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How can you
still be in bed?

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I know, I was up till 2:30
doing my hair poll.

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Which style won?

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The side-do.

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I knew it!

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All is right
with my universe.

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I'm tracking way ahead
in the prom queen election.

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And everything's set.

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Date. Dress. Shoes.

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And as of last night, hair.

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What? What is it?

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How did this happen?

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It was fine
when I went to bed!

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It's like...

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all crispy.

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Okay. Bacon-crispy?
Or dried-leaf-crispy?

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I just broke it.

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I just broke off
a piece of my hair.

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So, bacon-crispy.

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Hold on.

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Do not add heat or curl.

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Do not mix
with other products.

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Do not leave
on overnight.

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I did
all of these things!

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Okay. How many products
did you use?

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The site was getting
all this traffic,

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so I just kept
trying new styles.

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My dress, my dress,
my dress,

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with the one that got the most
votes ever last week...

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The one that was like,
plastic?

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It's like melted.

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What the...?

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Everyone voted
for the little ones.

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So I put them in these
shoe expander things.

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Think, Monica, think.

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These are just
material objects.

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They can be repaired.

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I just need to do
a little bit of research.

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Okay.

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What? No!

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This is impossible.

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What? What now?

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The prom queen election
tracking software I made,

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I'm now in a dead heat
with Ashley Mendlebach.

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SIERRA: If she wins,
evil will triumph.

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Our school will be plunged
into eternal darkness.

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This day cannot
possibly get worse.

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( cell phone ringing )

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Stay on the line.

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Hello?

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Hello. Monica Reeves?

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Speaking...?

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This is the Department
of Motor Vehicles

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calling to schedule
your driver's test.

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Yes! Finally!

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Our first available
is April 11th...

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That was 2 weeks ago.

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Of next year.

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Next year?

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Are you kidding me?

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Budget cuts.

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Well, but...I'll be
in college next year.

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I have to get my license
this summer!

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Don't you have
anything sooner?

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I have 2 p.m. today.

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Can you do 2 p.m. today?

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'Cause nobody else can.

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Apparently, it's prom
or something.

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No. Not today.

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I can't do today.

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Next year it is then.

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Fine. I'll take today.

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Just show up 10 minutes

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before your
scheduled appointment.

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Bye-bye.

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Yeah. Now I have to take
my driver's test today too.

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I have to figure
all this out.

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- I'll call you back.
- 'K bye.

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What do you mean, you can't?
You're my boyfriend.

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And this constitutes
emergency boyfriend duty.

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I just need a ride!
The salon,

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some shops,
the DMV...

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I'm volunteering
at the group home

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and the orphans, babe,

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they count on me.

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So just call a taxi.

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But that would cost like $200.

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I barely have enough to cover
my salon appointment.

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You'll figure it out.

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You always do.

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I'll see you tonight,
okay?

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I'm super-stoked.

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Me too.

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Stoked...

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super-ly.

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Morning, honey.

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Look,
I'm a tech nerd too.

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I finally
figured out

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that picture posting stuff
you do.

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I put up a shot of me
at the hospital.

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You can re-twit it
to all your peoples.

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Whoa!

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New hairstyle.

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Love it.

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Not intentional, Dad.

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My universe
has been destroyed.

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Everything I've set
for prom is ruined.

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My hair's crispy.

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My dress is melted.

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My shoes have exploded...

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Don't worry.

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We'll work something out.

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I'll call in sick.

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Wait, aren't you working
at the ER today?

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Yeah. So...

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You can't
call in sick.

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You're a nurse.

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People are counting
on you to be,

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you know, kept alive.

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I'll be okay.
You sure?

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Yeah! I'm sure.

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High five.

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I don't want to push you.

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But it is the week,

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so you have to make
a choice.

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I get why you're leaning
towards State.

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I went to State.

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It's a fine school.

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A fun school.

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But you've been given--

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A once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

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I know.

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Can we, maybe,
talk about this later?

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Yeah. If you need anything
today just call me up

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or, yo, text me up.

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Just text. No up.

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No up.

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No up.

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Dad, is this a bedpan?

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DAD: Pretty dope, huh?

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( cell phone ringing )

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It's hopeless.
I'm stranded here.

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Okay. I can try and pick you up
on my ten-speed.

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Yeah.

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That's a terrible idea.

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Yeah.

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Okay. What is that?

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Oh.

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This, I found it
in a pawn shop actually.

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13 bucks.

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Pretty awesome, eh?

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It's the one part of my outfit
that isn't ruined.

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Did you ever have
people vote on it?

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No. I actually
just really liked it.

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What?
Do you not like it?

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( doorbell ringing )

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Who's that?

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I don't know.

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I'll call you later.

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Okay, bye.

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( indistinct mumbling )

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Come on.

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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I'm Officer
Liz McRogersburger.

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FBI, Special Criminal
Investigation Unit.

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Dayton County Bureau.

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Is this about
the Gottlieb twins

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blowing up the Abrahamians'
lawn gnome?

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Because I told Mrs. Abrahamian
I did not see anything.

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No, no, no, this has
nothing to do with Abraham

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or his decorative
gardenware, ma'am.

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I just need to ask you
a few questions

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and then I'll be
out of your...

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hair.

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Stay here.

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Well, I--

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You're with the FBI?

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That's right.

189
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The American FBI?

190
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Oh, I'm sorry.

191
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Is my Russian accent
throwing you off?

192
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Yes, yes, it would be
the American FBI.

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Can I please come in?

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Oh, do you
have a warrant?

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Not technically--

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Then no.

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Okay, wow.

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You're cautious.

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I respect that.

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Okay,
let's get to work.

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Tell me what you know
about this.

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Never seen it before.

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I'm gonna need you
to think harder.

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You see, it's a felony
to lie to a federal agent.

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Actually, it's not.

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It's only a crime to lie
under oath in a court of law.

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Lying to a federal officer?
Just impolite.

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Also, you're not
a federal officer.

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Yes, I am.
I'm with the FBI.

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Right.
What bureau again?

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Oh, Dayton County?
Dayton County, yes.

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Yeah, see, I'm
on the FBI website.
I see that.

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And there is no bureau
in Dayton County.

214
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There is, you're just
looking in the wrong place.

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Let me see
your badge again.

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00:11:06,877 --> 00:11:09,049
Okay.

217
00:11:09,049 --> 00:11:10,630
Okay,
I'm not with the FBI.

218
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Cool, cool.

219
00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:14,885
So, would you like to
tell me who you really are,

220
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you know, before I call
the real authorities?

221
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,969
'Cause, see...

222
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:21,061
impersonating
a federal officer?

223
00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:23,643
That is a felony.

224
00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:25,065
Okay, here's the deal.

225
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I'm a private investigator.

226
00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,068
And I'm working
for a client

227
00:11:28,068 --> 00:11:29,479
who would like
to remain anonymous.

228
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They're looking
for this necklace.

229
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,114
And they're willing to pay
a considerable reward.

230
00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:38,158
Is that your car?

231
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,082
Yeah.

232
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Pretty sweet, eh?

233
00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:45,876
Sweet. Sure.

234
00:11:47,497 --> 00:11:48,829
Come in.

235
00:11:48,829 --> 00:11:50,330
What, now you are
letting me in?

236
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You're like 5'1".
What could you possible do?

237
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:53,093
Hey, I'm five--

238
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:54,835
Okay, you know what,

239
00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:56,676
let's not squabble
over little details, okay?

240
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Little, indeed.

241
00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:00,550
You're one to talk.

242
00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:03,053
That extra inch you've got
on me is really intimidating.

243
00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:08,308
No one cuts a hedge
like you, Mr. Nedermeyer.

244
00:12:13,944 --> 00:12:15,986
You know, you should upgrade
your alarm system.

245
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,118
Yeah, you can neutralize
that particular console

246
00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:20,200
with a pipe cleaner
and a cell phone.

247
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,701
Let's hope
we're not robbed

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by any third graders
coming from arts and crafts.

249
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Lovely home.

250
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Rugged.

251
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Good use of brown.

252
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My Dad picked it.

253
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,798
You want something
to drink?

254
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,340
Yeah, water.

255
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Tap.

256
00:12:42,302 --> 00:12:43,804
No ice.

257
00:12:47,187 --> 00:12:48,648
So...

258
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,893
this necklace
it's valuable?

259
00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:54,024
No. No.

260
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,775
It's just
costume jewelry.

261
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,987
But it has
sentimental value.

262
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Ah, okay.
Yeah.

263
00:12:58,108 --> 00:12:59,489
When was the last time
you saw it?

264
00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:02,032
What makes you think
I've seen it?

265
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,203
I've been at this game
a long time.

266
00:13:03,203 --> 00:13:04,704
What game?

267
00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:05,866
The crime game.

268
00:13:05,866 --> 00:13:07,707
So this is about a crime?

269
00:13:07,707 --> 00:13:09,209
I didn't say that.

270
00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:10,040
You implied it.

271
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,872
I don't think I did.

272
00:13:11,872 --> 00:13:13,373
Look, no offense,

273
00:13:13,373 --> 00:13:15,255
but if you really are
a private investigator,

274
00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:17,127
you're a pretty
terrible one.

275
00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:19,049
How long have I been
in your house?

276
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,881
I don't know.

277
00:13:20,881 --> 00:13:23,423
Thirty seconds?
Thirty seconds.

278
00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:25,595
Thirty seconds and here's
what I've learned about you.

279
00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:27,267
Okay, you're
a high school senior.

280
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:28,728
You're allergic to nickel.

281
00:13:28,728 --> 00:13:30,230
You're young
for your class.

282
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,852
You're dating
a jock-politician

283
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,273
who's popular
but soulless.

284
00:13:33,273 --> 00:13:35,105
You live alone with Dad,
no siblings,

285
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,858
because Mom left,
when you were very young.

286
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,029
How'd I do?

287
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,032
How did you--?

288
00:13:42,032 --> 00:13:43,994
Your class ring
is from this year.

289
00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:46,206
It's pewter, not gold,
so, no nickel.

290
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:48,208
And on the mantel
is your middle school diploma

291
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:50,040
from 3 years ago,
so you skipped a year.

292
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,831
And then
there on the fridge

293
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,044
is this cute little picture
of you and Mr. Wonderful,

294
00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:55,715
eleven cause ribbons.

295
00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:57,217
Enough said.

296
00:13:57,217 --> 00:13:58,298
Now, onto the color brown.

297
00:13:58,298 --> 00:14:00,220
Color clearly chosen
by a man

298
00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,462
who had absolutely
no input from his wife.

299
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,304
And since I can't see
a single picture

300
00:14:04,304 --> 00:14:05,805
of a mom anywhere,

301
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,467
I'm guessing she left
a long time ago,

302
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,229
and you guys
are not happy about it.

303
00:14:09,229 --> 00:14:11,731
The only thing
that I can't figure out

304
00:14:11,731 --> 00:14:15,185
is what the heck
is going on with your hair.

305
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:20,360
Well, you're wrong
about my boyfriend.

306
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,692
He's not soulless.
Oh, he's not.

307
00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,114
He helps orphans.
He helps orphans.

308
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,285
He helps orphans.

309
00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:27,537
Oh, my gosh,
I didn't know that.

310
00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:29,079
He does.

311
00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:30,660
We can go back and forth
like this all day

312
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,122
or you can give me
the necklace

313
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,663
and I can arrange
for you to get a reward.

314
00:14:33,663 --> 00:14:35,545
Well, I don't
have the necklace.
Yes, you do.

315
00:14:35,545 --> 00:14:37,918
I know you got it at a pawn
shop couple of weeks ago.

316
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,379
How could you
possibly know that?

317
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,592
Because the owner showed me
the credit card record.

318
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:43,593
Yeah.

319
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:44,804
Uh-oh.

320
00:14:44,804 --> 00:14:46,927
He fell
for the FBI thing.

321
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,099
All 5'1" of it.

322
00:14:51,511 --> 00:14:52,562
Wait here.

323
00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:53,723
Mm-hmm.

324
00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:07,407
Eleven cause ribbons.

325
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,989
I don't think so.

326
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,032
Mmm.

327
00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:13,243
Dippy eggs.

328
00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:19,249
Oh.

329
00:15:23,843 --> 00:15:25,215
Is everything okay?

330
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,007
No, no. It's good.
It's good.

331
00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:28,388
It's just that you know,
I really am-- I'm just--

332
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,010
I'm just--

333
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:33,053
This brown is really,
it's really growing on me.

334
00:15:43,363 --> 00:15:44,985
Here's the deal.

335
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,197
I know
where your necklace is.

336
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,369
But I don't want a reward,
I want a ride.

337
00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:51,371
What?
Today's my prom.

338
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:55,035
I've suffered some
logistical setbacks.

339
00:15:55,035 --> 00:15:56,997
I need four things.
Hair, dress, shoes,

340
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,788
and I have to take
my driver's test today.

341
00:15:58,788 --> 00:16:00,250
Today?
Long story.

342
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,042
I'll get you
your necklace.

343
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:04,294
But you need to drive me
to these places first.

344
00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:06,546
No, no--
It'll only be
a few hours.

345
00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,888
And then we both get
what we want.

346
00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:10,550
Fine.

347
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:13,223
You may want to put
a hat on that first.

348
00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:42,712
Hello?

349
00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:45,965
Hello!

350
00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:49,679
Hello!

351
00:16:59,139 --> 00:17:01,191
Forgive
the dramatic entrance,

352
00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:03,603
but I'm
in a bit of a rush.

353
00:17:05,105 --> 00:17:08,108
I'm looking
for a certain necklace.

354
00:17:08,108 --> 00:17:09,819
A ne--
a necklace?

355
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:19,119
What is all this stuff?
Nothing.

356
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,750
It doesn't
look like nothing.

357
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,001
It looks like some
highly illegal

358
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:24,754
aftermarket
surveillance gear.

359
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:26,546
That's a high-frequency
radar jammer, right?

360
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,169
That's like,
police-level.

361
00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:31,431
Though you may
want to tune to the KA band

362
00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:33,343
to decrease
frequency noise.

363
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,305
You're pretty savvy
for someone

364
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:36,636
who can't use
a curling iron.

365
00:17:37,977 --> 00:17:39,599
Is that a gun?
No, no.

366
00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:41,181
That is not--
That's not, okay.

367
00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:43,813
That is a non-lethal
high voltage

368
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,775
stunning apparatus.

369
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:47,187
Sweet.
No, it's not sweet.

370
00:17:47,187 --> 00:17:48,818
It is very unsweet,
okay?

371
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,950
That thing can drop
an elephant at 25 feet.

372
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:52,112
What's with
the red button?
Don't touch
the red button.

373
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,533
But I want to touch
the red button.

374
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,115
Haven't you seen
movies, okay?

375
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,156
Nothing good
ever comes out of it

376
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:57,787
when someone touches
the red button.

377
00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:00,580
So...

378
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,413
did this
bucket of bolts

379
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,874
used to be
a cab or something?

380
00:18:04,874 --> 00:18:08,047
What?
Okay, so.

381
00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:11,171
Brando is a custom
super-charged in-line

382
00:18:11,171 --> 00:18:13,843
eight police-caliber
powerhouse, okay.

383
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,014
He has
bulletproof glass.

384
00:18:15,014 --> 00:18:16,426
That's right.
That's right.

385
00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:18,848
Sixteen-channel
emergency-band radio

386
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,100
and right there is built in
video surveillance panel,

387
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,222
seat warmers.

388
00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:23,223
Ooh.

389
00:18:23,223 --> 00:18:25,064
"Brando?"

390
00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:26,486
Your car has a name.

391
00:18:26,486 --> 00:18:28,818
Yeah.
After Marlon Brando.

392
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:30,780
The most famous actor
of our time, Marlon Brando.

393
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,612
Nothing--
See,
that is amazing to me.

394
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,364
I don't understand that.
I don't.

395
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:38,077
Why can't
I get a signal?

396
00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:41,451
Because Brando,
he's got magnetic shielding,

397
00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:42,832
jams infrared.

398
00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:44,414
I can't get a signal
in this thing?

399
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,085
No.

400
00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:48,838
But I've been, like,
offline for 6 minutes.

401
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:50,380
Tonight's my prom

402
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,592
and I'm running
for prom queen.

403
00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:54,304
Do you know how much
I've already missed?

404
00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:55,845
How many posts?
Status updates?

405
00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:57,016
Emails?
Good.

406
00:18:57,016 --> 00:18:58,928
I don't trust
that stuff.

407
00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:00,930
It's bad news, it's a way
for people to track you

408
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:02,061
and know exactly
where you are.

409
00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:04,224
But I want people
to know where I am.

410
00:19:04,224 --> 00:19:05,355
That's the point.

411
00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:07,146
Yeah, we actually
have apps for that.

412
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,189
Pal Spotter.

413
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,440
Pal Spotter.
Yeah.

414
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,071
It lets people know
where everyone is,

415
00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:13,273
at every second.

416
00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:15,195
That is terrifying
to me, right.

417
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,236
Okay, here's what you need,
here's what you need.

418
00:19:16,236 --> 00:19:17,777
You need one of these.
Okay.

419
00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:19,659
No one has any idea
where I am, all right?

420
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,080
It doesn't even
hold contacts,

421
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,121
I don't think.

422
00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:24,123
Built in 2002.

423
00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:25,875
Oh, no.
Water Polo Hotties.

424
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,166
Hide.
"Water Polo Hotties"?

425
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,208
Is it like a gang?

426
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,210
What is it?

427
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,212
They-- They don't look
very dangerous.

428
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,593
They go to my school.

429
00:19:33,593 --> 00:19:35,465
I can't let them see me
in this freakmobile.

430
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,177
I'm sorry,
freakmobile?

431
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,179
Did you just-- You called
Brando a freakmobile.

432
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,180
All right,
let's play that game.

433
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,602
Wait, wait.
No, please.

434
00:19:42,602 --> 00:19:44,894
( music blaring )

435
00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:48,568
Hey, you with
the stupid glasses.

436
00:19:48,568 --> 00:19:49,979
Yeah, you.

437
00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:51,311
Turn your radio down.

438
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:52,902
It's a nuisance.

439
00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:56,075
Municipal Code
5617-1B.

440
00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:57,947
What's your problem?

441
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,118
Monica?

442
00:19:59,118 --> 00:20:00,660
Is that you?

443
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,582
Hi, Braiden.

444
00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:04,284
Aiden.
Jasper.

445
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:06,786
Toby.
Other Aiden.

446
00:20:06,786 --> 00:20:08,668
Congrats on your
win last night.

447
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,790
That 3-3 offense is really
working for you guys.

448
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:11,791
Thanks.

449
00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:13,293
See you.

450
00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:16,926
Turn the music down
please.

451
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,181
( indistinct )

452
00:20:23,052 --> 00:20:24,554
( siren wailing )

453
00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:26,185
Wait.
You're a cop?

454
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:27,267
Not really.

455
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,768
You can get
one of these for $21.99.

456
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,941
Pull over!

457
00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:34,023
Pull your
little mop art over!

458
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:37,697
Take your energy-efficient
vehicle and stop it!

459
00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:38,908
There you go.

460
00:20:38,908 --> 00:20:40,069
What are you
doing?

461
00:20:40,069 --> 00:20:41,661
Don't get out
of the car.

462
00:20:41,661 --> 00:20:44,454
Sunglasses off now!

463
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,168
Guess what?

464
00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:52,211
I have a windshield cam,
it caught you littering

465
00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:55,134
on a public road.
Yeah.

466
00:20:55,134 --> 00:20:57,377
So see, I'm within my rights
to perform a citizen's arrest

467
00:20:57,377 --> 00:20:59,299
and have you turned over
to the authorities,

468
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:03,012
yeah, which is a $500 fine
or two nights in jail.

469
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,183
Your choice.

470
00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:06,346
But guess since
you're such pretty boys,

471
00:21:06,346 --> 00:21:08,388
you don't want
to do that, right?

472
00:21:08,388 --> 00:21:10,350
So, pull back,

473
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,772
pick up your drink

474
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,984
and dispose of it
properly.

475
00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:16,396
Okay?

476
00:21:16,396 --> 00:21:18,528
Yes, ma'am.

477
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:20,109
Ma'am.
That's right.

478
00:21:20,109 --> 00:21:21,160
Ma'am.

479
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,163
Get some haircuts.

480
00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:25,325
All of you.

481
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,746
You look ridiculous.

482
00:21:29,369 --> 00:21:30,830
Buckle up,
sweetpea.

483
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:33,333
I can't believe
that just happened.

484
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,544
That just happened.

485
00:21:39,419 --> 00:21:40,880
Sorry!

486
00:21:49,429 --> 00:21:51,100
MONICA: Do you have
any idea how many votes

487
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,562
that probably
cost me?

488
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,273
LIZ: Votes? What,
are you running for office?

489
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:55,645
For prom queen.

490
00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:57,026
I had the election
locked up last night.

491
00:21:57,026 --> 00:21:58,568
And now
I'm falling behind.

492
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,860
You have
real time polling data

493
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:02,321
for prom queen
election?

494
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,034
Yes.
That is why
you were cozying up

495
00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:07,076
to those
water polo delinquents.

496
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,207
They aren't
delinquents!

497
00:22:08,207 --> 00:22:11,080
They are really sweet,
really hot guys

498
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,452
who happen to be
slightly disrespectful

499
00:22:12,452 --> 00:22:14,163
of the city's
sanitation rules.

500
00:22:14,163 --> 00:22:16,165
And why do you care about
littering laws, anyway?

501
00:22:16,165 --> 00:22:17,296
I thought PI's were
supposed to be cool.

502
00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:18,508
Hey, Sarah.
I'm sure they are.

503
00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:20,219
Am, I am.
Look, why are we here?

504
00:22:20,219 --> 00:22:21,461
I have
a hair appointment,

505
00:22:21,461 --> 00:22:23,132
and I need to return
my dress.

506
00:22:23,132 --> 00:22:25,515
Girl! That color
looks great on you.

507
00:22:25,515 --> 00:22:27,096
I got your vote
tonight, right?

508
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,138
Oh, you are really
desperate for votes.

509
00:22:29,138 --> 00:22:30,930
Listen, I care about
my community.

510
00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:33,102
And I happen to care about
what they think of me, okay?

511
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:35,645
It sounds exhausting.
That's why I work alone.

512
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,106
How's that going for you,
Miss Cheerful?

513
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:40,029
Tommy, I saw the pics
from the sit-in.

514
00:22:40,029 --> 00:22:42,862
You know, I really hope
you guys save those wetlands.

515
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,073
Yeah.

516
00:22:44,073 --> 00:22:46,035
Then you can get back
to your drum circle.

517
00:22:46,035 --> 00:22:47,867
Okay.

518
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,989
PS, thanks for
the samurai work

519
00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:51,831
you did
on our website.

520
00:22:51,831 --> 00:22:55,084
I told you. It's all about
search engine optimization.

521
00:22:55,084 --> 00:22:57,166
Rad hat,
by the way.

522
00:22:57,166 --> 00:23:00,420
Ski hats, this year's berets.
You know what I'm saying?
Totally.

523
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,001
So, I've got your vote
tonight, right?

524
00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:03,803
Hey,
you've got my vote.

525
00:23:03,803 --> 00:23:05,425
So who is this?

526
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,966
Uh...

527
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:11,180
she is my
Aunt Hilda.

528
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:14,013
She's colorblind.

529
00:23:14,013 --> 00:23:15,645
Oh, no,

530
00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,016
I'm really sorry
to hear about that.

531
00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:19,188
I mean...
Yeah.

532
00:23:19,188 --> 00:23:21,110
It's sad.

533
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:23,282
I sit at stoplights
all day wondering,

534
00:23:23,282 --> 00:23:24,403
"Do I stay?

535
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,575
Do I go?"

536
00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:26,986
Okay.
Bye.

537
00:23:26,986 --> 00:23:28,618
Bye.
I'll see you tonight.

538
00:23:28,618 --> 00:23:29,989
Bye.

539
00:23:29,989 --> 00:23:31,200
Really?

540
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,372
"Colorblind Aunt Hilda"?

541
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,124
Would you prefer
"creepy private eye

542
00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:37,036
strangely obsessed with
a piece of costume jewelry"?

543
00:23:37,036 --> 00:23:39,378
Why colorblind?
And why Hilda?
I don't know.

544
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:41,040
I don't even know
your real name.

545
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,212
I somehow doubt
it's Liz McRogersberger.

546
00:23:43,212 --> 00:23:45,344
It is Liz, all right?

547
00:23:45,344 --> 00:23:46,506
Liz Morgan.

548
00:23:46,506 --> 00:23:48,137
Oh, hey,
Sierra's here.

549
00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:49,549
Who?
Where?

550
00:23:49,549 --> 00:23:52,181
Right there...
there.

551
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,183
Oh, great.
There's another one of you.

552
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,855
Hey!

553
00:23:55,855 --> 00:23:57,056
You're here!

554
00:23:57,056 --> 00:23:59,018
I thought you were
stuck at home.

555
00:23:59,018 --> 00:24:00,980
Well,
I got a ride.

556
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:03,062
Oh. Hi.

557
00:24:03,062 --> 00:24:04,193
I'm Sierra.

558
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,565
Who are you?
Who is she?

559
00:24:05,565 --> 00:24:07,116
I'm Hilda.
She's Liz.

560
00:24:07,116 --> 00:24:08,488
Long story.
What's up?

561
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:11,120
Okay.
I am totally freaking out.

562
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,992
I'm second guessing my colors
for tonight.

563
00:24:12,992 --> 00:24:15,074
Oh, I wish
I could help you.

564
00:24:15,074 --> 00:24:16,836
But I'm colorblind
so it ain't gonna happen.

565
00:24:16,836 --> 00:24:18,247
Stop it.
You started it.

566
00:24:18,247 --> 00:24:19,499
Okay, okay, okay.

567
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,921
So did you hear
Steph and Zoey

568
00:24:21,921 --> 00:24:23,462
both got in
off the waitlist.

569
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,676
We're all going to State.
Monica, you have to go.

570
00:24:26,676 --> 00:24:28,087
It's going to be
such a blast.

571
00:24:28,087 --> 00:24:30,850
I know, I know,
it's-- Oh, no.

572
00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:32,682
I'm gonna be late.

573
00:24:32,682 --> 00:24:34,804
Okay! Okay!

574
00:24:34,804 --> 00:24:37,226
Whoo!
What's all this about State?

575
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:38,477
Ooh, I want to
go to State.

576
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,099
State sounds great.

577
00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:41,981
I'm trying to decide
which college to go to.

578
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:42,982
And, you know,
all my friends

579
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,904
are going to go to State
next year.

580
00:24:44,904 --> 00:24:46,405
But I got into
one other place.
What's that?

581
00:24:46,405 --> 00:24:47,657
The University of
I Can't Do Hair?

582
00:24:47,657 --> 00:24:48,868
MIT.

583
00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:51,611
What?

584
00:24:53,282 --> 00:24:56,035
You got into the Massachusetts
Institute of Technology,

585
00:24:56,035 --> 00:24:58,287
and you're debating that
or State?

586
00:24:58,287 --> 00:25:00,580
How is that even a choice
in your head?

587
00:25:00,580 --> 00:25:03,292
Because everybody I know
is going to State, okay.

588
00:25:03,292 --> 00:25:05,174
At MIT, I would...

589
00:25:05,174 --> 00:25:07,296
I'd be a nobody.

590
00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:08,678
And that's a bad thing?

591
00:25:08,678 --> 00:25:10,089
Hi.
Uh, Monica Reeves.

592
00:25:10,089 --> 00:25:11,180
I have an 11:30.

593
00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:14,183
It's 11:33.

594
00:25:15,394 --> 00:25:17,687
Yeah,
I'm a smidge late.

595
00:25:17,687 --> 00:25:20,189
We gave your spot away.
What?

596
00:25:20,189 --> 00:25:22,732
Well, it's prom day.
There's no room for error.

597
00:25:22,732 --> 00:25:24,353
"There's no room
for error."

598
00:25:24,353 --> 00:25:25,444
Okay.
Please.

599
00:25:25,444 --> 00:25:26,986
I mean, I...
Look at this.

600
00:25:30,109 --> 00:25:32,071
You're speechless now,
aren't you?

601
00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:33,573
Be quiet.

602
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:36,746
If something opens up,
I'll buzz you.

603
00:25:36,746 --> 00:25:40,580
Okay, that is ridiculous,
okay?

604
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,541
It's hair, not
all-you-can-eat appetizers

605
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,663
and cheesecake.

606
00:25:43,663 --> 00:25:45,464
Is this your mother?

607
00:25:45,464 --> 00:25:47,587
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.

608
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:50,800
She's my Aunt Hilda.
She's colorblind.

609
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,091
Well, tell her
to stop talking

610
00:25:52,091 --> 00:25:53,883
or we won't
take you at all.

611
00:25:53,883 --> 00:25:55,384
Hey, you know what?

612
00:25:55,384 --> 00:25:57,597
I'm colorblind, not deaf, right?
I can hear you.

613
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,018
I just can't tell if that color
looks good on you.

614
00:25:59,018 --> 00:26:00,640
Bye-bye now.

615
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,102
What is wrong with you?
What?
She started it.

616
00:26:03,102 --> 00:26:05,855
Have you never been
inside a salon before?

617
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,396
You've never been
inside a salon before.

618
00:26:07,396 --> 00:26:08,567
Okay.

619
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,149
Who cuts your hair?
I do.

620
00:26:10,149 --> 00:26:11,530
Figures.

621
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:13,322
Oh, yeah.
You're one to judge.

622
00:26:32,802 --> 00:26:34,974
( beeping )

623
00:26:37,807 --> 00:26:39,889
Hello?

624
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,140
Anyone here?

625
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,007
( beeping rapidly )

626
00:27:12,091 --> 00:27:13,302
Which one's better?

627
00:27:13,302 --> 00:27:15,134
I don't know.

628
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,716
They both block the sun,
right?

629
00:27:21,470 --> 00:27:24,934
Why did you just
take a picture of yourself?

630
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,686
I'm polling my peeps.

631
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:28,607
You're what-ing
your what?

632
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:30,940
I, um--
I build these websites.

633
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,322
Little online surveys,

634
00:27:33,322 --> 00:27:35,194
let people weigh
in on my decisions.

635
00:27:35,194 --> 00:27:39,198
Oh, 'cause heaven forbid,
you get the wrong sunglasses?

636
00:27:39,198 --> 00:27:40,950
Hey.
It's Marketing 101.

637
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,912
I mean, these little choices
are important.

638
00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:45,164
People are either going to
accept you or reject you

639
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,415
based on their
first impression.

640
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:49,999
Or you could just
be yourself

641
00:27:49,999 --> 00:27:52,251
and not really care
what other people think?

642
00:27:54,003 --> 00:27:56,005
$540!

643
00:27:57,096 --> 00:27:58,968
$540.

644
00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:01,220
That's $540.

645
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:04,103
Yeah. So?

646
00:28:04,103 --> 00:28:07,396
What? There's been a mistake.
There's been a mistake.

647
00:28:07,396 --> 00:28:10,189
I-I-It's two pieces of
plastic and a label.

648
00:28:12,071 --> 00:28:13,813
Here, try them on.
No, no, no.

649
00:28:13,813 --> 00:28:16,155
If I drop them, I'd have to
mortgage my house.

650
00:28:16,155 --> 00:28:18,818
Hey!

651
00:28:18,818 --> 00:28:20,489
Kinda hot.

652
00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:23,202
Oh...
Wow!

653
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,124
That's what
you're paying for.

654
00:28:25,124 --> 00:28:28,087
I can almost see
in color again.

655
00:28:30,499 --> 00:28:32,171
Hey.
Can I help you two?

656
00:28:32,171 --> 00:28:33,212
Yes. Yes. Yes.

657
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:36,385
I'm actually here
to return this

658
00:28:36,385 --> 00:28:39,338
little dress.

659
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,721
Whoa!

660
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,975
Monica, what did you do
to your dress?

661
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:48,057
I'm guessing the same thing
you did to your hair.

662
00:28:48,057 --> 00:28:49,558
Nothing. Nothing.
Nothing.

663
00:28:49,558 --> 00:28:51,480
I-- I didn't--
I didn't do anything.

664
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,731
It just...

665
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,985
you know,
it spontaneously melted.

666
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:58,027
It spontaneously melted?

667
00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,698
That's not even possible.
That can't happen.

668
00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:01,070
It doesn't matter.

669
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:03,072
You have a no-questions
return policy, right?

670
00:29:03,072 --> 00:29:04,413
Did you put it
in a microwave?

671
00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:06,125
Did you put it
in the microwave?

672
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,206
Because I don't think
we can take it back

673
00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:08,577
if you put it
in the microwave.

674
00:29:08,577 --> 00:29:10,499
I did not put it
in the microwave.

675
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,171
Then what did you do to it?
What is this?
A police interrogation?

676
00:29:12,171 --> 00:29:13,252
I steamed it.

677
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,174
With what?
A blowtorch?

678
00:29:15,174 --> 00:29:16,505
No.
With water...

679
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,047
turned into steam...

680
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,718
by a humidifier.

681
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:22,181
You know with some of that
little eucalyptus vapor stuff.

682
00:29:22,181 --> 00:29:23,883
It was very stiff.

683
00:29:23,883 --> 00:29:27,016
Well, were you trying to
soften it or open its lungs?

684
00:29:27,016 --> 00:29:29,438
I'm sorry, but we can't
accept returns with

685
00:29:29,438 --> 00:29:30,729
customer damage.

686
00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,651
But I-I-I didn't damage it.

687
00:29:32,651 --> 00:29:33,652
I steamed it.

688
00:29:33,652 --> 00:29:34,984
No.
You vaporized it.

689
00:29:34,984 --> 00:29:36,395
Monica, come on.

690
00:29:36,395 --> 00:29:37,566
You vaporized
your prom dress.

691
00:29:37,566 --> 00:29:39,198
Hey!
Whose side are you on?

692
00:29:39,198 --> 00:29:40,860
It's not about
being on your side.

693
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:43,112
( overlapping chatter )

694
00:29:43,112 --> 00:29:44,864
I'm sorry.
I just got to say.

695
00:29:44,864 --> 00:29:46,615
Well, it's really nice to see
mothers and daughters

696
00:29:46,615 --> 00:29:48,247
out shopping together.

697
00:29:48,247 --> 00:29:49,408
Oh, she's not my mother.
We're not related at all.

698
00:29:49,408 --> 00:29:50,459
Zero chance.

699
00:29:50,459 --> 00:29:51,460
( phone beeping )

700
00:29:52,711 --> 00:29:54,583
My hair appointment.
Okay.

701
00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,715
This, this is not over yet.
I'm coming back.

702
00:29:56,715 --> 00:29:58,087
And this lady?
She's crazy.

703
00:29:58,087 --> 00:29:59,508
I do not know her.

704
00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:00,719
I'm not really crazy.

705
00:30:00,719 --> 00:30:02,421
Hey, hey, hey,
why are you upset?

706
00:30:02,421 --> 00:30:04,303
You completely
just cost me my dress.

707
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,055
Oh, I did that
to your dress?

708
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:08,057
Yes!
Oh, did I also
do that to your hair?

709
00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:10,599
You know, how about taking
some personal responsibility?

710
00:30:10,599 --> 00:30:12,141
You want a new dress.

711
00:30:12,141 --> 00:30:13,522
You want something new,
you buy it.

712
00:30:13,522 --> 00:30:14,854
Oh.

713
00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,485
( security alarm blaring )

714
00:30:16,485 --> 00:30:17,987
Okay,
did you hear that?

715
00:30:17,987 --> 00:30:19,859
You hear that,
someone is being busted

716
00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,610
for shoplifting, okay.

717
00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:23,702
Someone wanted something,
and they didn't pay for it.

718
00:30:23,702 --> 00:30:24,823
What?

719
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:30,209
Hello.

720
00:30:30,209 --> 00:30:32,041
Ma'am, please follow me.

721
00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:33,582
How's your personal
responsibility

722
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:34,793
treating you now?

723
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:36,085
Really?
Ma'am, please.

724
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:37,086
Okay, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

725
00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:38,507
Seriously.

726
00:30:38,507 --> 00:30:39,919
Would a woman
who dresses like this,

727
00:30:39,919 --> 00:30:41,420
steal sunglasses
that look like that?

728
00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:45,264
Look, here's my
Police Retirement Association

729
00:30:45,264 --> 00:30:47,596
pension card, okay.
I'm a cop.

730
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:49,728
At the moment kind of--
kind of a cop.

731
00:30:49,728 --> 00:30:52,061
You don't need
to know about that.

732
00:30:52,061 --> 00:30:54,273
All right, ma'am.
I'm gonna let you off
with a warning.

733
00:30:54,273 --> 00:30:56,105
But you need to be
more careful.

734
00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:57,686
Think hard about
the kind of example

735
00:30:57,686 --> 00:30:59,108
you're setting
for your daughter here.

736
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:01,740
My daughter--
I'm not her daughter!

737
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:03,692
We don't even look alike.
We don't even look
like each other.

738
00:31:03,692 --> 00:31:05,444
She has blue eyes,
I have brown eyes.

739
00:31:05,444 --> 00:31:06,485
It's just silly to me.
Can we just go now?

740
00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:08,287
Just go.
Yes. Thank you.

741
00:31:08,287 --> 00:31:10,119
Can you take those back for me?
Thanks, you're the best.

742
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,700
You're great at your job.

743
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:13,292
Is that true,
you're a cop?

744
00:31:13,292 --> 00:31:14,703
Yeah.

745
00:31:14,703 --> 00:31:17,586
I mean, no.
I'm on temporary sabbatical.

746
00:31:17,586 --> 00:31:19,168
Indefinitely.

747
00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:21,050
What happened?

748
00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,591
Let's just stick
to the mission, okay?

749
00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,053
What is an ex-cop doing

750
00:31:24,053 --> 00:31:25,554
looking for a piece
of costume jewelry?

751
00:31:25,554 --> 00:31:26,805
This is all getting
really weird.

752
00:31:26,805 --> 00:31:28,097
Then just give me
the diamond.

753
00:31:28,097 --> 00:31:29,178
The diamond?

754
00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:30,349
You mean the fake diamond?

755
00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:32,601
Yeah.
Exactly, the fake.

756
00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:33,973
Yes.

757
00:31:39,108 --> 00:31:40,279
Hello, friend.

758
00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:41,860
This is buzzing.

759
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:44,483
No. It was buzzing.
But now it's stopped.

760
00:31:44,483 --> 00:31:45,864
We gave up your spot.

761
00:31:45,864 --> 00:31:47,786
What? No!

762
00:31:47,786 --> 00:31:50,079
I literally came
as fast as I could.

763
00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:54,793
But now you have to wait
until this one buzzes.

764
00:31:58,457 --> 00:31:59,798
I need a corn dog.

765
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,422
See what you did?
See there?

766
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,883
I don't like
that color either.

767
00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:06,215
Just be quiet.

768
00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:07,546
Listen.

769
00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:09,888
No. No talking.

770
00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:12,431
I'm going to sit there
and eat these corn dogs

771
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,183
and wait
for that buzzer to buzz.

772
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,604
But if you would just--

773
00:32:15,604 --> 00:32:17,266
And you are not going
to speak or distract me

774
00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:21,110
in any way or complicate
the situation, understood?

775
00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:22,821
Understood?

776
00:32:22,821 --> 00:32:25,154
Got it.

777
00:32:27,116 --> 00:32:28,567
You need a moment...

778
00:32:29,738 --> 00:32:31,200
and a corn dog.

779
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:38,247
Uh-uh.

780
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:39,999
No, no, no.

781
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,382
Uh-uh.

782
00:32:43,382 --> 00:32:45,254
Oh, she doesn't
like mustard.

783
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,885
Note to self.

784
00:32:46,885 --> 00:32:49,048
( ringing )

785
00:32:49,048 --> 00:32:50,429
Oh, come on.

786
00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:57,146
Oh, snap.

787
00:32:57,146 --> 00:32:58,437
( cell phone ringing )

788
00:32:58,437 --> 00:32:59,768
Oh, that's disgusting.

789
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,192
Hey, Dad.
Hey, kiddo.

790
00:33:03,192 --> 00:33:05,154
I just wanted
to check in on you.

791
00:33:05,154 --> 00:33:07,316
You're doing okay?
Oh. I'm-I'm doing great.

792
00:33:07,316 --> 00:33:09,948
Just great.

793
00:33:09,948 --> 00:33:12,071
I talked to Faraja
in radiology.

794
00:33:12,071 --> 00:33:13,612
Now they don't have prom
in her country,

795
00:33:13,612 --> 00:33:15,204
but she said she had
a couple of dresses

796
00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:16,995
she thought might work.

797
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,749
And there's a big sale today
at Discount Warehouse of Shoes.

798
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:22,291
Thanks, Dad.

799
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:23,882
Those are...

800
00:33:24,883 --> 00:33:25,964
good options.

801
00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:28,217
Great.
I'll be home by 6:00.

802
00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:29,968
Okay, Dad.
I love you.

803
00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,930
Love you too.
Tons, yo.

804
00:33:31,930 --> 00:33:32,931
Yeah, no yo.

805
00:33:32,931 --> 00:33:34,473
Yeah, just bye.

806
00:33:38,137 --> 00:33:39,688
Discount Warehouse of Shoes?

807
00:33:39,688 --> 00:33:40,849
Oh, I love that place.

808
00:33:40,849 --> 00:33:41,980
No talking.

809
00:33:49,488 --> 00:33:50,949
I have a question.

810
00:33:50,949 --> 00:33:52,451
Oh, my goodness.

811
00:33:52,451 --> 00:33:55,744
One question.
It's one, little.

812
00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:57,916
Go ahead.

813
00:33:57,916 --> 00:34:02,581
You know your boyfriend,
the soulless jerk

814
00:34:02,581 --> 00:34:05,754
with the bedazzled
letterman's jacket?

815
00:34:05,754 --> 00:34:07,126
He's not soulless.

816
00:34:07,126 --> 00:34:09,838
Right. He's full of soul.
I forgot.

817
00:34:09,838 --> 00:34:14,223
Okay, so let's say
hypothetically,

818
00:34:14,223 --> 00:34:17,096
um, I saw him

819
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:23,312
flirting with another girl,
at say, I don't know,

820
00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:25,734
a mall food court,

821
00:34:25,734 --> 00:34:28,357
would you want me
to tell you?

822
00:34:29,738 --> 00:34:30,899
What?

823
00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:38,036
He's supposed
to be helping orphans.

824
00:34:39,198 --> 00:34:40,579
Does that girl have parents?

825
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,751
Yes!

826
00:34:42,751 --> 00:34:44,583
Then he's not
doing that.

827
00:34:49,758 --> 00:34:50,759
Kyle?

828
00:34:50,759 --> 00:34:52,421
Oh. Monica.

829
00:34:52,421 --> 00:34:53,762
Hey.

830
00:34:53,762 --> 00:34:54,763
What are you doing here?

831
00:34:54,763 --> 00:34:55,844
Uh.

832
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:57,306
The orphans canceled.

833
00:34:57,306 --> 00:34:58,927
Really?

834
00:34:58,927 --> 00:35:00,849
The orphans canceled.

835
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,020
Yeah.
They were just...

836
00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:03,182
They were...

837
00:35:03,182 --> 00:35:04,723
They were totally
booked up today...

838
00:35:04,723 --> 00:35:07,436
very busy
doing orphan stuff.

839
00:35:07,436 --> 00:35:08,897
Hi, Monica.

840
00:35:08,897 --> 00:35:11,780
Nice hat.

841
00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:14,903
Are you competing
in a slalom later?

842
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,996
Or maybe going for a luge?

843
00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:25,003
Kyle, how could you
with her?

844
00:35:25,003 --> 00:35:27,125
No, this--
this isn't what it looks like.

845
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,208
Okay, 'cause it looks like
my supposed boyfriend

846
00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:31,049
is having a date
with my arch rival.

847
00:35:31,049 --> 00:35:34,633
Okay. That might technically
be somewhat accurate.

848
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:39,097
I am so sorry, Monica.

849
00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:42,140
I know this must be
really hard.

850
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:47,526
I mean, first
I steal your man.

851
00:35:47,526 --> 00:35:51,109
And then, tonight,

852
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:52,901
I rob you of the prom crown.

853
00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:54,072
ALL: Ooh.

854
00:35:58,197 --> 00:35:59,658
I...

855
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,119
I think
I'm going to be sick.

856
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,334
That guy is
a classic vanity case.

857
00:36:05,334 --> 00:36:06,915
I told you.

858
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:09,458
You know, he's probably
got an emotionally

859
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:13,292
distant lawyer for a dad,
mom's, like an over-doter.

860
00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:15,594
He just goes
from girl to girl to girl.

861
00:36:15,594 --> 00:36:17,216
( Monica sobbing )

862
00:36:23,602 --> 00:36:24,933
Oh, wow.

863
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,898
This has affected you.

864
00:36:31,270 --> 00:36:32,731
Okay.

865
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,115
Oh, she's crying.

866
00:36:38,116 --> 00:36:39,368
( clears throat )

867
00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:41,450
Monica?

868
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,372
What?

869
00:36:43,372 --> 00:36:44,453
Do you...

870
00:36:47,376 --> 00:36:48,917
need a corn dog?

871
00:36:50,749 --> 00:36:53,131
This is what happens
when you're not perfect.

872
00:36:53,131 --> 00:36:54,593
What?

873
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,046
Is she here?

874
00:36:58,046 --> 00:37:00,218
I'm so glad
you're here.

875
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,011
It's going to be okay.

876
00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:05,554
Don't worry.
No, it's okay.

877
00:37:05,554 --> 00:37:07,556
Should I--
Should I hug you?

878
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,018
This is--

879
00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:13,191
Don't worry,
we're gonna fix this.

880
00:37:13,191 --> 00:37:15,354
It's just weird, okay.

881
00:37:15,354 --> 00:37:18,236
You know what, I'm just
gonna hug from afar.

882
00:37:19,778 --> 00:37:21,990
Okay, we're gonna put
you back together.

883
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:22,991
Okay?
Okay.

884
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,202
Okay, come.

885
00:37:25,784 --> 00:37:29,167
You know, you are a strong,
independent woman

886
00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:31,039
and he is a shallow dirt bag.

887
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:32,831
Yeah, he's a dirt bag!

888
00:37:32,831 --> 00:37:34,633
It was humiliating.

889
00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:36,044
Everybody was watching.

890
00:37:36,044 --> 00:37:39,007
Yeah, well, they just saw
Ashley for the desperate

891
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:41,089
back-stabber she is.

892
00:37:41,089 --> 00:37:45,143
He made a fool out of me
in front of all those people.

893
00:37:45,143 --> 00:37:47,886
Don't worry,
we're gonna fix this.

894
00:37:47,886 --> 00:37:49,438
Wait.
What is she doing now?

895
00:37:51,189 --> 00:37:53,191
Kyle Timmins, on your feet.

896
00:37:53,191 --> 00:37:55,564
What? Me?
Undercover mall security.
Stand up.

897
00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:57,105
All right,
hold on a second.

898
00:37:57,105 --> 00:38:00,068
Oh, you don't follow
directions very well, do you?

899
00:38:00,068 --> 00:38:02,070
Hey, Kyle, meet table.

900
00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:04,032
Table, this is Kyle.
Oh, no.

901
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:04,993
What did I do?

902
00:38:04,993 --> 00:38:06,495
Inappropriate
use of hair products,

903
00:38:06,495 --> 00:38:08,076
wearing jeans
that make you look silly,

904
00:38:08,076 --> 00:38:09,458
and we have
an insider tip

905
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:10,869
that you may have
shoplifted

906
00:38:10,869 --> 00:38:13,872
hair loss products
and a man girdle.

907
00:38:13,872 --> 00:38:15,213
What?
That's crazy!

908
00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:17,125
I-I-I didn't
shoplift anything!

909
00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:18,467
Especially
not a man girdle!

910
00:38:18,467 --> 00:38:20,879
I have a body mass index
of like 4%.

911
00:38:20,879 --> 00:38:22,180
Oh, and you're
so humble too.

912
00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:23,131
Put your hands
behind your head.

913
00:38:23,131 --> 00:38:25,263
Is this a joke?

914
00:38:25,263 --> 00:38:26,885
My dad's a lawyer.
I'll sue!

915
00:38:26,885 --> 00:38:28,557
Oh, fancy pants words.
You know what?

916
00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:30,188
We have rules
in this here mall.

917
00:38:30,188 --> 00:38:31,139
Yeah, we do.

918
00:38:31,139 --> 00:38:33,231
No disorderly
or lewd behavior.

919
00:38:33,231 --> 00:38:35,644
I saw what you
and Miss Thing were doing

920
00:38:35,644 --> 00:38:37,526
with those
chili fries over there.

921
00:38:37,526 --> 00:38:40,318
Disgusting.
What? It's illegal
to eat chili fries?

922
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,320
Hey. I'm the one asking
the questions around here.

923
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:44,703
Now touch your nose.

924
00:38:44,703 --> 00:38:46,284
What?
Do it!

925
00:38:46,284 --> 00:38:47,446
Touch your toes.

926
00:38:47,446 --> 00:38:49,077
Stand up.

927
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:50,118
Walk in
a straight line.

928
00:38:50,118 --> 00:38:51,119
Stop,
turn around.

929
00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:52,210
Walk in
a crooked line.

930
00:38:52,210 --> 00:38:53,452
Stop,
turn around.

931
00:38:53,452 --> 00:38:54,663
Waddle like a duck.

932
00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:56,124
Whoa!
Sing "Rocky Top."

933
00:38:56,124 --> 00:38:57,666
What?
Do the Macarena.

934
00:38:57,666 --> 00:38:59,047
I don't even know
what that is!

935
00:38:59,047 --> 00:39:01,219
Stop.
Quiet.

936
00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:06,845
Let's see what kind of
incriminating items

937
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,346
are on your person.

938
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,428
That's right.

939
00:39:09,428 --> 00:39:11,019
Looking
in your bag.

940
00:39:11,019 --> 00:39:12,561
Looking in your
blue bag.

941
00:39:12,561 --> 00:39:14,813
Looking in your
blue bag--

942
00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:17,065
Oh, zit cream.

943
00:39:20,148 --> 00:39:22,190
Hmm,
back hair remover.

944
00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:24,072
That's for my sister!

945
00:39:24,072 --> 00:39:25,904
Yeah, I've heard
that one before.

946
00:39:25,904 --> 00:39:27,195
That's a lame excuse,
buddy.

947
00:39:27,195 --> 00:39:30,078
Oh, self tanner.

948
00:39:30,078 --> 00:39:31,540
Monica.

949
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:33,952
I ask you
what self-respecting male

950
00:39:33,952 --> 00:39:35,203
uses self-tanner?

951
00:39:35,203 --> 00:39:37,085
It's been very cloudy!

952
00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:39,047
Okay?
I need to keep a base.

953
00:39:39,047 --> 00:39:40,999
Okay.
That does it, Kyle?

954
00:39:40,999 --> 00:39:43,341
I'm gonna have to
take you downtown.

955
00:39:43,341 --> 00:39:45,964
To the Department
of Imposters,

956
00:39:45,964 --> 00:39:48,096
of fakes, of frauds,
of wannabes--

957
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:49,718
I don't even think
you're really mall security.

958
00:39:49,718 --> 00:39:51,309
Oh, I assure you
I am.

959
00:39:51,309 --> 00:39:52,350
No.

960
00:39:52,350 --> 00:39:53,972
Actually,
you're not.

961
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,783
So my priceless
little diamond.

962
00:40:06,074 --> 00:40:08,527
Where the devil
are you hiding?

963
00:40:08,527 --> 00:40:09,698
( tablet dings )

964
00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:24,212
Any news
on the Williamson case?

965
00:40:25,714 --> 00:40:27,175
Hey, you,
so here's the thing.

966
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,007
I'm wondering why
you had to, like,

967
00:40:29,007 --> 00:40:30,599
arrest me when I'm
just like hanging out

968
00:40:30,599 --> 00:40:32,220
in the food court
at the mall.

969
00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:33,932
It's because your security
can't, like,

970
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,514
catch real criminals,
right?

971
00:40:35,514 --> 00:40:37,225
You are just too scared
of them, so you're like,

972
00:40:37,225 --> 00:40:38,857
"Oh, hang out at the mall and
see if I can arrest Liz today."

973
00:40:38,857 --> 00:40:40,058
Is that what happened?
Sorry, Liz.

974
00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:42,110
We'll try to expedite
your case.

975
00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:43,692
Yeah, expedite.

976
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:45,193
That's such
a funny word, see.

977
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,525
I used to work here,
people!

978
00:40:46,525 --> 00:40:48,527
I know
what "expedite" means!

979
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:52,491
We're gonna be here
for hours.

980
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:54,162
Okay.

981
00:40:57,125 --> 00:40:59,417
Hey, um...

982
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:01,039
sorry about
your boyfriend.

983
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,882
It's fine.

984
00:41:03,882 --> 00:41:05,674
I'm not really sure
I liked him

985
00:41:05,674 --> 00:41:07,005
that much anyway.

986
00:41:08,887 --> 00:41:12,090
So how does
a smart girl like you

987
00:41:12,090 --> 00:41:14,052
end up with a jerk
like him?

988
00:41:14,052 --> 00:41:16,094
I, uh...

989
00:41:17,095 --> 00:41:20,899
I set up
an online poll.

990
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,231
Right,
of course you did.

991
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,193
That-That sounds,
that sounds right.

992
00:41:25,193 --> 00:41:26,605
You know, when I heard
the call on the radio,

993
00:41:26,605 --> 00:41:28,366
I thought
the suspect's description

994
00:41:28,366 --> 00:41:31,449
was eerily similar to a certain
partner I once had.

995
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,492
How are you, Liz?

996
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,374
I'm so good, Adam.
So glad you asked.

997
00:41:36,374 --> 00:41:37,876
I've just been having
a leisurely time off,

998
00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,287
you know,
going to the spa and such.

999
00:41:39,287 --> 00:41:40,999
Can you please take these
handcuffs off of me?

1000
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,081
What part of "under arrest"
do you not understand?

1001
00:41:43,081 --> 00:41:44,082
Come on, Ed.

1002
00:41:45,213 --> 00:41:47,005
Wait here.

1003
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,797
I'll see what I can do about
getting the charges dropped.

1004
00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:50,889
Yeah, you're always seeing
what you can do.

1005
00:41:50,889 --> 00:41:52,891
How about you actually
do something for a change?

1006
00:41:52,891 --> 00:41:54,803
Man,
have I missed you.

1007
00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:56,394
I didn't miss you
at all.

1008
00:41:56,394 --> 00:41:57,515
( chuckles )

1009
00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:01,099
Hey,
is the chief around?

1010
00:42:01,099 --> 00:42:03,772
Nope. Meeting
with the mayor.

1011
00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:04,903
Lucky.

1012
00:42:07,145 --> 00:42:11,149
I can see
why you like him.

1013
00:42:11,149 --> 00:42:12,490
He's hot.

1014
00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:15,203
What? Ed?
Hot?

1015
00:42:15,203 --> 00:42:18,116
No, no, that's--
No, that's ridiculous.

1016
00:42:18,116 --> 00:42:21,159
You are crushing him.

1017
00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:22,661
It's obvious.

1018
00:42:22,661 --> 00:42:24,162
"I haven't missed you
at all."

1019
00:42:24,162 --> 00:42:25,373
You were doing
the whole thing with him.

1020
00:42:25,373 --> 00:42:26,504
No, no, no, no,
there's no thing.

1021
00:42:26,504 --> 00:42:28,086
We don't
have a thing.

1022
00:42:28,086 --> 00:42:30,298
No, we-- we were partners,
police partners.

1023
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:31,299
Mm-hmm.

1024
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:32,671
That's it.

1025
00:42:32,671 --> 00:42:34,302
Don't you have
some kind of online

1026
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:37,515
poll blogging stuff
that you do

1027
00:42:37,515 --> 00:42:39,137
with your little phone
when you touch it

1028
00:42:39,137 --> 00:42:40,178
like every 10 seconds?

1029
00:42:40,178 --> 00:42:41,730
Nope.

1030
00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:43,311
No, you don't have
that to do right now.

1031
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,023
Of all times, you don't
do that right now, okay.

1032
00:42:45,023 --> 00:42:46,685
How do you even know
I'm single?

1033
00:42:46,685 --> 00:42:48,236
You're obviously single.

1034
00:42:48,236 --> 00:42:52,530
FYI, Ed has a crush
on you too.

1035
00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:57,115
I-I-I don't think he feels
that particular way.

1036
00:42:57,115 --> 00:42:59,287
Well, there's only
one way to find out.

1037
00:42:59,287 --> 00:43:01,409
Yeah?
What's that?
Flirt.

1038
00:43:01,409 --> 00:43:03,461
Flirt?
Yeah. You know,
it's this thing humans do

1039
00:43:03,461 --> 00:43:05,203
when they're trying to
demonstrate attraction--

1040
00:43:05,203 --> 00:43:06,374
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
I know what flirting is.

1041
00:43:06,374 --> 00:43:08,376
I'm just--
I'm just--

1042
00:43:08,376 --> 00:43:10,258
I'm not very
well-versed at it.

1043
00:43:10,258 --> 00:43:12,470
You know,
it's remarkably easy

1044
00:43:12,470 --> 00:43:14,172
once you put
your mind to it.

1045
00:43:14,172 --> 00:43:16,054
Instead of
insulting people,

1046
00:43:16,054 --> 00:43:17,215
compliment them.

1047
00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:20,639
What do you
even know?

1048
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:21,770
You're like 12.

1049
00:43:21,770 --> 00:43:23,601
Okay, try it on him.

1050
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,434
I will do nothing
of the sort.

1051
00:43:27,726 --> 00:43:29,147
Yeah, you know,

1052
00:43:29,147 --> 00:43:30,989
I didn't think
you had it in you.

1053
00:43:30,989 --> 00:43:33,071
( sighs )

1054
00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:36,074
Really?
Even with the sigh...

1055
00:43:36,074 --> 00:43:37,445
With your brown eyes.

1056
00:43:37,445 --> 00:43:39,117
"I didn't think
you had it in you,

1057
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,789
"you think that's gonna
get me to like turn around

1058
00:43:40,789 --> 00:43:42,240
and be like,
Dennis, Dennis.

1059
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,412
You think, I'm just
gonna be like, yeah, Dennis.

1060
00:43:44,412 --> 00:43:46,044
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, Dennis. I'm just--

1061
00:43:46,044 --> 00:43:47,045
What do you want, Liz?

1062
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:53,421
Dennis,
has anyone ever told you

1063
00:43:53,421 --> 00:43:55,804
that you have really nice...

1064
00:43:57,756 --> 00:44:00,428
large nostrils?

1065
00:44:05,063 --> 00:44:06,564
Whatever, Liz.

1066
00:44:06,564 --> 00:44:08,526
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever.

1067
00:44:08,526 --> 00:44:11,649
"Large nostrils"?
That's what you got?

1068
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,191
He has really large nostrils.

1069
00:44:13,191 --> 00:44:15,113
You don't necessarily
have to point that out.

1070
00:44:15,113 --> 00:44:17,235
What am I supposed to do, lie?
Say he has small nostrils?

1071
00:44:17,235 --> 00:44:18,867
Oh, my goodness.
Sorry.

1072
00:44:18,867 --> 00:44:21,039
I got some good news
and bad news.

1073
00:44:21,039 --> 00:44:22,040
Yeah.

1074
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,041
The good news is...

1075
00:44:24,042 --> 00:44:25,333
they got the charges 86.

1076
00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:26,705
Great.

1077
00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:27,956
The bad news is--

1078
00:44:27,956 --> 00:44:28,957
Where is she?

1079
00:44:31,209 --> 00:44:34,883
You?
In my office, now!

1080
00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:41,059
Shut the door!

1081
00:44:44,062 --> 00:44:46,354
Shoplifting sunglasses?

1082
00:44:46,354 --> 00:44:49,187
Impersonating mall security?
What were you thinking?

1083
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,648
I was thinking that
it was very bright out,

1084
00:44:50,648 --> 00:44:52,811
and that I, you know,
needed to protect my eyes.

1085
00:44:52,811 --> 00:44:55,113
You're a complete disgrace
to this badge!

1086
00:44:55,113 --> 00:44:58,526
Thanks to you, I'm actually
not wearing a badge, so--

1087
00:44:58,526 --> 00:45:02,580
Well,
they seem friendly.

1088
00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:06,494
Liz and the chief have
a special relationship.

1089
00:45:06,494 --> 00:45:09,587
Yeah, clearly one
that involves a lot of yelling.

1090
00:45:09,587 --> 00:45:12,090
Well, the chief always
expected a lot from Liz.

1091
00:45:12,090 --> 00:45:15,133
She's one of this
department's rising stars.

1092
00:45:15,133 --> 00:45:18,046
Really?
Liz?

1093
00:45:18,046 --> 00:45:19,337
Well, she's a little rough
around the edges

1094
00:45:19,337 --> 00:45:22,140
but she's the best partner
I ever had.

1095
00:45:23,641 --> 00:45:25,343
The diamond is gone.

1096
00:45:25,343 --> 00:45:28,146
Get that through
your thick skull!

1097
00:45:28,146 --> 00:45:29,978
Why did she quit?

1098
00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:31,519
She didn't quit.

1099
00:45:31,519 --> 00:45:33,111
What?

1100
00:45:33,111 --> 00:45:34,112
She didn't tell you
what happened?

1101
00:45:34,112 --> 00:45:37,115
No.

1102
00:45:37,115 --> 00:45:38,486
Well, that's her business.

1103
00:45:40,698 --> 00:45:42,200
I get it. I get it.
Okay.

1104
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,202
Let's go!

1105
00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:53,421
How about you stay out
of trouble for a change?

1106
00:45:53,421 --> 00:45:54,963
How about you keep your nose
on your face

1107
00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:57,135
and not in everybody's
business?

1108
00:45:57,135 --> 00:45:58,967
It's good seeing you, Liz.
Yeah.

1109
00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:01,429
If you need anything,
I'm around, okay?

1110
00:46:01,429 --> 00:46:03,011
Okay, thanks.

1111
00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:05,013
And hey. I'm a cop.

1112
00:46:05,013 --> 00:46:06,514
Having my nose
in everyone's business

1113
00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:08,436
is my business.

1114
00:46:08,436 --> 00:46:10,388
Whatever.

1115
00:46:10,388 --> 00:46:14,482
So let's get back to
the shopping and the grooming

1116
00:46:14,482 --> 00:46:17,395
and whatever
other nonsense it is

1117
00:46:17,395 --> 00:46:18,566
that we have to do here.

1118
00:46:19,858 --> 00:46:21,199
What's really going on?

1119
00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:23,361
Nothing.

1120
00:46:23,361 --> 00:46:25,113
Why were you thrown off
the force?

1121
00:46:26,825 --> 00:46:29,367
And why do you really care about
a piece of costume jewelry?

1122
00:46:30,869 --> 00:46:34,042
Tell me or you can forget
about the deal.

1123
00:46:36,504 --> 00:46:37,715
It's not costume jewelry.

1124
00:46:47,515 --> 00:46:48,887
It's not costume jewelry.

1125
00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:54,692
The center stone in the
necklace is a 21 carat

1126
00:46:54,692 --> 00:46:59,237
pink diamond worth
roughly $7 million.

1127
00:47:01,489 --> 00:47:03,031
Wait, what?

1128
00:47:03,031 --> 00:47:04,903
Yeah.

1129
00:47:06,034 --> 00:47:07,325
It was stolen 2 months ago.

1130
00:47:08,496 --> 00:47:09,908
It was my fault.

1131
00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:16,794
There was a traveling
exhibit of jewelry

1132
00:47:16,794 --> 00:47:18,296
on display at the
Civic Museum.

1133
00:47:20,218 --> 00:47:22,170
And the necklace,
your necklace,

1134
00:47:22,170 --> 00:47:24,762
was the star attraction.

1135
00:47:24,762 --> 00:47:27,305
I knew there was
something special about it.

1136
00:47:27,305 --> 00:47:30,058
I was in charge of security.

1137
00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:33,521
It was a real,
real high-profile assignment.

1138
00:47:33,521 --> 00:47:34,772
Ed offered to help me,

1139
00:47:34,772 --> 00:47:37,735
but, I knew
I had this on my own.

1140
00:47:37,735 --> 00:47:40,478
There was one thing
I didn't count on.

1141
00:47:40,478 --> 00:47:45,153
Pierce Peters, one of the
world's foremost jewel thieves.

1142
00:48:01,589 --> 00:48:03,211
( alarm ringing )

1143
00:48:16,184 --> 00:48:18,226
You know, being one of the
only women on the force

1144
00:48:18,226 --> 00:48:19,817
and with the chief
constantly breathing

1145
00:48:19,817 --> 00:48:21,819
down my neck,
it doesn't always feel like

1146
00:48:21,819 --> 00:48:25,023
an option for me
to ask for help.

1147
00:48:28,236 --> 00:48:29,237
So...

1148
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,871
I didn't call for backup.

1149
00:48:37,035 --> 00:48:38,246
I didn't call for backup.

1150
00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:41,209
I thought I had him.

1151
00:48:47,595 --> 00:48:50,758
And that's when everything
just starting to go downhill.

1152
00:48:50,758 --> 00:48:53,761
Losing that diamond was
a black mark on my record

1153
00:48:53,761 --> 00:48:57,225
and erasing that mark
was all I could think about.

1154
00:48:57,225 --> 00:49:02,650
And work starting slipping
and nobody understood.

1155
00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:03,651
I needed to make this
right.

1156
00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:07,485
See, but...

1157
00:49:07,485 --> 00:49:09,447
eventually the chief
had enough and...

1158
00:49:12,620 --> 00:49:15,743
Turning by badge in was
one of the worst moments

1159
00:49:15,743 --> 00:49:16,744
of my life.

1160
00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:21,289
Wow. That's...

1161
00:49:23,671 --> 00:49:25,843
That's pretty awful.
I'm sorry.

1162
00:49:25,843 --> 00:49:27,045
Yeah.

1163
00:49:27,045 --> 00:49:29,347
But...

1164
00:49:29,347 --> 00:49:31,259
how did I end up
with the diamond?

1165
00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:34,142
Well...

1166
00:49:35,683 --> 00:49:38,016
Pierce found a buyer
for the diamond

1167
00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:39,767
and he arranged an exchange.

1168
00:49:54,112 --> 00:49:55,663
But unfortunately for him

1169
00:49:55,663 --> 00:49:57,495
and the
rest of society actually,

1170
00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,497
the safari look
was in this season.

1171
00:50:06,334 --> 00:50:09,837
And he gave the diamond
to the wrong man.

1172
00:50:11,299 --> 00:50:15,093
So the necklace went on
a bit of an adventure.

1173
00:50:15,093 --> 00:50:17,935
No one else was aware
of the diamond's real value.

1174
00:50:17,935 --> 00:50:20,768
MONICA: How did you find
all this out?

1175
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:22,230
LIZ: A lot of good old
fashioned shoe leather.

1176
00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:25,022
I combed through
taxi GPS data,

1177
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:28,446
watched thousands of hours
of surveillance footage.

1178
00:50:32,150 --> 00:50:33,911
Interviewed the mime
which was interesting,

1179
00:50:33,911 --> 00:50:35,533
because he is a mime.

1180
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,705
And did you know that...

1181
00:50:37,705 --> 00:50:39,036
is "no" in mime.

1182
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,078
Hmm.

1183
00:50:41,709 --> 00:50:44,082
LIZ: Anyway I tracked
a food truck for days

1184
00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:46,084
and that necklace

1185
00:50:46,084 --> 00:50:48,045
got it traded
for hotdog.

1186
00:50:49,087 --> 00:50:51,509
Lost to a biker
in a card game.

1187
00:50:55,633 --> 00:50:57,305
Sold to a pawn shop...

1188
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:05,813
where it was discovered
by a local high school girl

1189
00:51:05,813 --> 00:51:07,355
looking for something
to wear to prom.

1190
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:17,074
And that pretty much
brings us up to date.

1191
00:51:18,956 --> 00:51:22,160
Why didn't you just
tell me the truth?

1192
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,081
Well, because,
how could I be sure that

1193
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,204
once you knew
the value of the diamond

1194
00:51:26,204 --> 00:51:29,547
that you wouldn't disappear
and try to sell it yourself?

1195
00:51:29,547 --> 00:51:32,380
Yeah, but you could've
just sent the cops.

1196
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:34,172
No. No. No.

1197
00:51:34,172 --> 00:51:36,844
You don't get it.
You don't get it.

1198
00:51:38,636 --> 00:51:43,641
See, I want to be the one
to march the diamond in there.

1199
00:51:43,641 --> 00:51:46,814
I want to take that necklace
into that station,

1200
00:51:46,814 --> 00:51:48,396
look the chief square
in the eye

1201
00:51:48,396 --> 00:51:50,488
and say,
"Lieutenant Elizabeth Morgan

1202
00:51:50,488 --> 00:51:52,109
reporting recovery
of stolen goods."

1203
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,823
I need to be the one
to make this right, Monica.

1204
00:51:55,823 --> 00:51:57,285
That's kind of
your thing, huh?

1205
00:51:58,536 --> 00:52:01,078
Making things right
on your own.

1206
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:03,411
Lone Ranger-style.

1207
00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:07,795
Lone Ranger style.

1208
00:52:09,507 --> 00:52:11,048
I like it.

1209
00:52:11,048 --> 00:52:15,012
You know, that necklace was
the one part of my outfit

1210
00:52:15,012 --> 00:52:17,635
that I didn't put up
for a vote.

1211
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,136
I just...

1212
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,598
I just really liked it.

1213
00:52:20,598 --> 00:52:22,260
Wow!

1214
00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:26,063
As it turns out, you have
exorbitantly expensive taste.

1215
00:52:30,027 --> 00:52:31,189
Can I ask you
something?

1216
00:52:35,983 --> 00:52:40,037
Why is it so hard for you
to make a choice on your own?

1217
00:52:40,037 --> 00:52:41,909
I don't know.

1218
00:52:41,909 --> 00:52:44,202
I guess...
I just...

1219
00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:46,664
I don't want to
make the wrong choice.

1220
00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:50,628
Yeah, but that's how you learn,
by making mistakes.

1221
00:52:50,628 --> 00:52:52,089
Everyone says that.

1222
00:52:52,089 --> 00:52:53,921
But there are
real consequences.

1223
00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:55,172
There's real conseq--
Okay.

1224
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,634
You're like
16 years old.

1225
00:52:56,634 --> 00:52:58,095
What's the worst
that can happen?

1226
00:52:58,095 --> 00:53:00,678
You wear blue eyeshadow
instead of green?

1227
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,680
I mean, not that I care.
I'm colorblind.

1228
00:53:04,512 --> 00:53:07,395
I could be
a disappointment.

1229
00:53:08,806 --> 00:53:11,729
People might not want to be
around me.

1230
00:53:13,651 --> 00:53:15,733
Is this still about Kyle?

1231
00:53:17,365 --> 00:53:19,777
Kyle.
Sure.

1232
00:53:19,777 --> 00:53:22,119
Or...

1233
00:53:22,119 --> 00:53:23,281
my mom.

1234
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:28,956
You got to be pretty
disappointing

1235
00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:30,037
to leave a 3 year old.

1236
00:53:35,883 --> 00:53:37,214
That...

1237
00:53:39,797 --> 00:53:42,219
That was not your fault.

1238
00:53:45,803 --> 00:53:48,476
That's why I want to be
prom queen.

1239
00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,228
You know people like you.

1240
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,731
I mean you got...
You got the title,

1241
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:57,154
you got the crown,
a page in the yearbook.

1242
00:53:58,195 --> 00:53:59,236
It's official.

1243
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,198
It's real.

1244
00:54:03,030 --> 00:54:04,452
Oh, no!
What time is it?

1245
00:54:04,452 --> 00:54:05,863
That's about 2 o'clock.

1246
00:54:05,863 --> 00:54:06,954
My driver's test!

1247
00:54:06,954 --> 00:54:08,125
Oh, gosh,
here we go again.

1248
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:10,037
Here we go.

1249
00:54:10,037 --> 00:54:11,829
Hi! Hi! Hi!

1250
00:54:11,829 --> 00:54:13,331
I'm here
for my driver's test.

1251
00:54:13,331 --> 00:54:15,172
Please tell me
I made it.

1252
00:54:15,172 --> 00:54:16,584
I can't handle missing any more
appointments today.

1253
00:54:16,584 --> 00:54:17,675
You made it.

1254
00:54:17,675 --> 00:54:20,007
Barely.
Thank you.

1255
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:21,799
Is this the car she'll be
using for your exam?

1256
00:54:21,799 --> 00:54:23,881
I'm sorry the what you'll be
using for what?

1257
00:54:23,881 --> 00:54:26,013
You understand,
it is a driving test.

1258
00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:27,435
You'll need
something to drive.

1259
00:54:29,477 --> 00:54:32,019
Hi!
No. No.

1260
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:34,982
Yes.
No. This was not
part of the deal, okay.

1261
00:54:34,982 --> 00:54:36,524
This was not
part of the deal.

1262
00:54:36,524 --> 00:54:38,025
No one drives Brando
but me.

1263
00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:40,608
Okay. So you got to be
gentle with Brando, okay.

1264
00:54:40,608 --> 00:54:42,069
He's quick off the line.

1265
00:54:42,069 --> 00:54:43,741
Sorry. Sorry.

1266
00:54:43,741 --> 00:54:45,202
And the steering's loose
until it gets about 40.

1267
00:54:45,202 --> 00:54:47,034
And the brakes are new
so go easy...

1268
00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:49,036
Sorry.
On him.

1269
00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:50,328
LIZ: And be careful parking.

1270
00:54:50,328 --> 00:54:51,539
Ma'am?
This is your daughter's test.

1271
00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:52,830
Not yours.

1272
00:54:52,830 --> 00:54:54,752
She's not my daughter.
Forget it.

1273
00:54:54,752 --> 00:54:56,043
Just...

1274
00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:57,675
pull Brando
out of the traffic.

1275
00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:00,838
Watch the traffic.

1276
00:55:00,838 --> 00:55:01,839
Stop!

1277
00:55:03,511 --> 00:55:05,132
Sorry.

1278
00:55:06,924 --> 00:55:08,095
Straight.

1279
00:55:08,095 --> 00:55:09,096
Okay.

1280
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,352
( beeping )

1281
00:55:14,352 --> 00:55:15,853
What the...?

1282
00:55:15,853 --> 00:55:17,605
Oh, ignore it.
That's just my radar.

1283
00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:19,397
It means there's a highway
patrol in the area.

1284
00:55:19,397 --> 00:55:21,068
That's actually not legal.

1285
00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:22,740
Oh!

1286
00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:23,741
Garbage Truck!

1287
00:55:25,703 --> 00:55:27,405
( indistinct chattering )

1288
00:55:32,410 --> 00:55:33,451
( indistinct )

1289
00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:36,123
Garbage cans!

1290
00:55:41,959 --> 00:55:44,842
Stop now immediately.

1291
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,093
At least
I signaled that time.

1292
00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:47,224
Pull over!

1293
00:55:53,270 --> 00:55:56,103
Get out! You're not driving
another inch.

1294
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,105
Wait. Please.
Give me one more chance.

1295
00:56:00,528 --> 00:56:01,819
Floor it!
What?

1296
00:56:01,819 --> 00:56:02,940
LIZ: It's Pierce!

1297
00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:04,532
Go now!

1298
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:08,195
So, I have to keep driving
for a few more minutes.

1299
00:56:08,195 --> 00:56:09,987
Maybe you can reset the test,
give me one more chance.

1300
00:56:11,539 --> 00:56:13,290
Go faster!
I cannot go faster.

1301
00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:14,622
There's a speed limit.

1302
00:56:14,622 --> 00:56:17,204
Okay.
I'm still being graded.

1303
00:56:17,204 --> 00:56:18,205
Yellow light!

1304
00:56:18,205 --> 00:56:20,588
Run it!

1305
00:56:20,588 --> 00:56:22,209
That was still yellow.
That was still yellow.

1306
00:56:22,209 --> 00:56:23,421
You can't dock me
for that one.

1307
00:56:27,555 --> 00:56:28,846
You got to go, okay.

1308
00:56:28,846 --> 00:56:30,598
We do not want this guy
to catch us.

1309
00:56:30,598 --> 00:56:33,390
Stop! Can somebody tell me
what the devil's happening?

1310
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:34,772
Get me out of this car.

1311
00:56:34,772 --> 00:56:36,514
Oh, gosh.
Would you stop your crying?

1312
00:56:36,514 --> 00:56:38,606
Okay. Just hold on
you big baby.

1313
00:56:38,606 --> 00:56:40,938
I'm calling the police!
That's not really going
to work in here.

1314
00:56:40,938 --> 00:56:41,939
No signal?

1315
00:56:41,939 --> 00:56:43,360
Yeah. I told you.

1316
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,152
( screaming )

1317
00:56:47,525 --> 00:56:48,696
Oh! Oh!

1318
00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:49,987
Okay.

1319
00:56:54,952 --> 00:56:56,123
There, there.
Take the freeway.

1320
00:56:56,123 --> 00:56:58,205
I've never been
on the freeway.

1321
00:56:58,205 --> 00:57:00,998
Don't get on the freeway.
Yes! No!
Don't get on the freeway!

1322
00:57:06,844 --> 00:57:08,005
Wow!

1323
00:57:08,005 --> 00:57:10,137
Close one.
That was terrifying.

1324
00:57:10,137 --> 00:57:12,309
Everything about this ride
has been terrifying!

1325
00:57:12,309 --> 00:57:14,682
Well, it's about to get
a whole lot more terrifying.

1326
00:57:14,682 --> 00:57:15,893
He's gaining on us.

1327
00:57:38,075 --> 00:57:40,788
Nitro boost.
What?

1328
00:57:40,788 --> 00:57:42,580
Keep your eye on the road.
I'm gonna hit the red button.

1329
00:57:42,580 --> 00:57:44,211
The red button? You said
not to push the red button.

1330
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:45,633
I'm going to push
the red button.

1331
00:57:45,633 --> 00:57:47,254
Why are you pushing
the red button?

1332
00:57:47,254 --> 00:57:49,847
Never push the red button.
Don't you watch movies?

1333
00:57:49,847 --> 00:57:51,679
It's time, folks.

1334
00:57:51,679 --> 00:57:54,051
Okay, tighten your seatbelts,
we're about to go a lot faster.

1335
00:57:54,051 --> 00:57:55,683
No. Please don't
make us go faster.

1336
00:57:56,684 --> 00:58:00,267
One, two, three!

1337
00:58:01,809 --> 00:58:03,731
( indistinct )

1338
00:58:03,731 --> 00:58:06,063
Help me please!

1339
00:58:15,743 --> 00:58:18,956
( tires screeching )

1340
00:58:22,670 --> 00:58:24,291
I'm driving here!

1341
00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:25,462
Out of the way!

1342
00:58:25,462 --> 00:58:26,754
Oh, yeah?

1343
00:58:32,129 --> 00:58:33,551
You've got to be kidding me.

1344
00:58:49,567 --> 00:58:51,859
So...

1345
00:58:51,859 --> 00:58:52,860
did I pass?

1346
00:59:07,464 --> 00:59:09,006
"Here's one
without the bedpan.

1347
00:59:09,006 --> 00:59:11,969
Northwest Hospital."
Found you.

1348
00:59:11,969 --> 00:59:13,550
Northwest.

1349
00:59:21,178 --> 00:59:23,020
You have to give me
another chance.

1350
00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:24,682
You cannot fail me.
Oh. No.

1351
00:59:24,682 --> 00:59:26,563
I most certainly can.
And I have.

1352
00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:28,315
You are totally,
completely, failed.

1353
00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:29,356
Okay.
Well, well, wait...

1354
00:59:29,356 --> 00:59:30,988
That other driver,

1355
00:59:30,988 --> 00:59:32,780
I got away from him without
breaking the speed limit.

1356
00:59:32,780 --> 00:59:34,191
I mean, that kind of
defensive driving

1357
00:59:34,191 --> 00:59:36,453
has to count
for something, right?

1358
00:59:36,453 --> 00:59:38,866
Miss, you are quite literally
the most dangerous driver

1359
00:59:38,866 --> 00:59:40,407
I've ever tested.

1360
00:59:40,407 --> 00:59:42,199
You're lucky I don't
permanently ban you

1361
00:59:42,199 --> 00:59:44,041
from driving forever.

1362
00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:47,254
I don't legally think
that you can do that.
Yeah.

1363
00:59:47,254 --> 00:59:49,877
You can take your test again
in 9 months.
Nine months?

1364
00:59:49,877 --> 00:59:51,418
And you should consider
yourself lucky,

1365
00:59:51,418 --> 00:59:52,970
I haven't thrown you
in jail.

1366
00:59:52,970 --> 00:59:54,341
What? Hey! Hey! Hey!

1367
00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:55,843
We're not gonna be
talking about jail here.

1368
00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:57,384
You can't legally
do that either.

1369
00:59:59,176 --> 01:00:00,557
( indistinct )

1370
01:00:00,557 --> 01:00:02,640
What are you doing?

1371
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,021
DMV: I'm having
Brando impounded.

1372
01:00:04,021 --> 01:00:05,853
Apparently, I can do that.

1373
01:00:05,853 --> 01:00:07,775
It's a death trap.

1374
01:00:07,775 --> 01:00:09,777
No way all that gear
can be legal.

1375
01:00:10,778 --> 01:00:12,609
It most certainly is!

1376
01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:13,610
Brando!

1377
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,573
Brando, Brando, Brando...

1378
01:00:16,573 --> 01:00:18,035
(sighs)

1379
01:00:18,035 --> 01:00:21,618
(shouts, grunts)

1380
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,619
Get out your phone!

1381
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,001
Get your device!

1382
01:00:24,001 --> 01:00:26,874
Do your things with the apps
and the, and the...

1383
01:00:26,874 --> 01:00:29,336
Ober and the uCab
and whatever!

1384
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,339
I can't believe
that just happened.

1385
01:00:32,339 --> 01:00:34,802
Monica, I mean, you're a
pretty terrible driver.

1386
01:00:34,802 --> 01:00:37,464
It's all ruined!
Everything!

1387
01:00:37,464 --> 01:00:42,139
My outfit, my relationship,
the prom, my future ability
to transport myself.

1388
01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:45,683
It's all because of...
you and that stupid necklace!

1389
01:00:45,683 --> 01:00:48,265
And this has literally been
the worst day of my life!

1390
01:00:48,265 --> 01:00:51,568
Hey, look, there's
no need to get pouty, okay?
I am not getting pouty!

1391
01:00:51,568 --> 01:00:54,031
You're getting pouty! Look!
Pierce is still out there, okay?

1392
01:00:54,031 --> 01:00:58,035
You are still in danger.
(laughing) What?
You're gonna protect me?

1393
01:00:58,035 --> 01:01:01,198
The washed up cop
that drove everyone so crazy
she got herself fired?

1394
01:01:01,198 --> 01:01:04,081
That's not what happened.
Oh, really? 'Cause
I can see what happened.

1395
01:01:04,081 --> 01:01:08,455
You're so obsessive and narrow
minded, you have no idea what's
actually going on around you.

1396
01:01:08,455 --> 01:01:10,838
Whoa, right,
I'm the obsessive one.
Yeah.

1397
01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:11,999
Okay, yeah, Miss, (robot voice)
"I build websites

1398
01:01:11,999 --> 01:01:14,882
"so people will love me,
though yes." (click)

1399
01:01:14,882 --> 01:01:18,215
Are you kidding me?! At least
I have enough sense of self

1400
01:01:18,215 --> 01:01:21,138
that I'm not
constantly seeking approval!
Because nobody approves of you!

1401
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:28,726
You know what? You need to give
me the diamond, and we need to
get you back to the station.

1402
01:01:28,726 --> 01:01:31,438
'Kay, look, okay,
you want the diamond?
You can have the diamond.

1403
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:34,401
Really?
Yeah, just take it, I'm done
with it. I'm done with you.

1404
01:01:34,401 --> 01:01:36,734
The diamond
is actually on you?

1405
01:01:36,734 --> 01:01:38,695
It's in my purse.

1406
01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:41,028
Where is your purse?

1407
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,032
In the car.

1408
01:01:45,032 --> 01:01:48,245
Oh, God, in the...
Well, come on,
we have to go get it!

1409
01:01:48,245 --> 01:01:51,088
You have to go get it!
I am going back home, and...

1410
01:01:51,088 --> 01:01:54,041
trying to put my life
back together again, and...

1411
01:01:54,041 --> 01:01:57,965
Forget I ever met you!
No, Monica,
we have to go and get...

1412
01:01:57,965 --> 01:01:59,136
the...necklace, it's...

1413
01:01:59,136 --> 01:02:01,048
(shouts)

1414
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,843
(scoffs) You know what?
You know what?

1415
01:02:05,843 --> 01:02:07,554
I have one of these too!

1416
01:02:09,807 --> 01:02:12,189
Operator, I need
the number for a cab.

1417
01:02:13,981 --> 01:02:17,775
(clears throat)
Yes, I'm aware that no one
calls information any more.

1418
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,071
Hi, um...

1419
01:02:29,206 --> 01:02:33,040
No! No, no.
I'm very okay.

1420
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:35,042
Hello, Monica.

1421
01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:39,586
We've so much
to catch up on, so...

1422
01:02:39,586 --> 01:02:44,551
be a dear, and come to the
warehouse at the end of, uh...

1423
01:02:44,551 --> 01:02:47,014
North Shore and Sunset.

1424
01:02:47,014 --> 01:02:51,098
Oh, and don't forget
to bring my little jewel,

1425
01:02:51,098 --> 01:02:54,191
or things might get a little...

1426
01:02:54,191 --> 01:02:55,392
unpleasant.

1427
01:03:00,697 --> 01:03:02,199
MONICA:
Taxi! Taxi.

1428
01:03:04,201 --> 01:03:07,074
LIZ:
No, I just need a regular cab
to come pick me up.

1429
01:03:07,074 --> 01:03:08,785
Surely they still
have those, right?

1430
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:12,119
They're usually yellow,
and some say "Taxi" on top,

1431
01:03:12,119 --> 01:03:15,082
and sometimes they have
little numbers
on the side that you...

1432
01:03:15,082 --> 01:03:16,914
Liz! Liz! Liz!
Monica? I'll call you back!

1433
01:03:16,914 --> 01:03:19,086
What?
Pierce has my dad!

1434
01:03:19,086 --> 01:03:22,009
And don't forget to bring
my little jewel...

1435
01:03:22,009 --> 01:03:23,590
...or things
might get a little...

1436
01:03:24,922 --> 01:03:26,053
...unpleasant.

1437
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,056
What do we do?

1438
01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:32,269
We do what he says.

1439
01:03:32,269 --> 01:03:34,641
But we don't even
have the diamond.

1440
01:03:34,641 --> 01:03:36,393
That's our first stop.

1441
01:03:36,393 --> 01:03:40,107
You're gonna have to use your
phone to summon us a cab.

1442
01:03:46,203 --> 01:03:48,495
I need a new phone.
Yeah, you do. Come on.

1443
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:56,293
Hi, hi. Arnie, Arnie, hi.

1444
01:03:56,293 --> 01:03:58,375
Wait, I need to get
my car back.
Yeah.

1445
01:03:58,375 --> 01:04:00,797
Fill out all seven
release forms and have a seat.

1446
01:04:00,797 --> 01:04:03,170
Listen, we're really
in a rush.
So are all of them.

1447
01:04:03,170 --> 01:04:06,383
Okay, you know what?
I didn't want to do this,
but here you go.

1448
01:04:06,383 --> 01:04:08,305
Yeah, I'm FBI.
I mean, come on.

1449
01:04:08,305 --> 01:04:11,348
I don't care if it was
J. Edgar Hoover himself.

1450
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:14,972
You sit down and you wait,
just like everybody else.

1451
01:04:14,972 --> 01:04:18,475
Well, can you at least
tell me if my car
is in this lot or not?

1452
01:04:18,475 --> 01:04:23,941
Sure! After you fill out
the forms, have a seat, and wait
just like everybody else!

1453
01:04:23,941 --> 01:04:26,653
You are a very angry person!
Okay, stop, stop.
Just come here.

1454
01:04:26,653 --> 01:04:28,986
MONICA: What do we do now?

1455
01:04:28,986 --> 01:04:32,699
We don't have time
to wait here forever.
Monica, honestly, I don't know!

1456
01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:38,125
Not a word.

1457
01:04:39,586 --> 01:04:41,588
(sighs) Come on.

1458
01:04:41,588 --> 01:04:42,709
Excuse me.

1459
01:04:45,963 --> 01:04:50,097
You know, I probably could
take a look at the IT system.

1460
01:04:50,097 --> 01:04:52,769
Really?
Yeah, it's...

1461
01:04:52,769 --> 01:04:55,722
just your standard
SQL database, probably.

1462
01:04:55,722 --> 01:04:58,475
You know, I could get in,
find your car, get it cleared.

1463
01:04:58,475 --> 01:05:02,019
I do it with the library system
when I take too long
to read the books.

1464
01:05:02,019 --> 01:05:04,021
But it's hopeless
without a password.

1465
01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:07,324
"Poopy."
What?!

1466
01:05:07,324 --> 01:05:09,576
That's the password. "Poopy."

1467
01:05:09,576 --> 01:05:11,158
How do you know?

1468
01:05:11,158 --> 01:05:14,201
%83 of people use
their pet's name
as their password,

1469
01:05:14,201 --> 01:05:19,666
and I'm guessing that number
is closer to %100 when you and
your dog have matching t-shirts.

1470
01:05:25,002 --> 01:05:27,544
I need to get back there.
Okay, I'll distract him.

1471
01:05:27,544 --> 01:05:31,218
How?
(sighs) I don't know, compliment
him, right?

1472
01:05:31,218 --> 01:05:32,970
(inhales deeply)
Just...follow my lead.

1473
01:05:36,183 --> 01:05:38,185
(exhales, whispers)
Come on.

1474
01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:43,440
Um...

1475
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,442
Arnie...

1476
01:05:48,986 --> 01:05:51,198
Hey, I think we got off
on the wrong foot.

1477
01:05:51,198 --> 01:05:53,991
Ma'am, I just
need the forms.

1478
01:05:53,991 --> 01:05:58,075
Um, has anyone
ever told you that...

1479
01:05:58,075 --> 01:06:02,879
you have great...a great...

1480
01:06:02,879 --> 01:06:04,041
forehead?

1481
01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:07,344
Huh?

1482
01:06:07,344 --> 01:06:11,138
Yeah, it's--it's round,
and your--your hair is like
way back here,

1483
01:06:11,138 --> 01:06:13,930
and then it goes,
"Whoop, whoop!"

1484
01:06:13,930 --> 01:06:17,144
Ma'am, could you just please
have a seat, and--
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

1485
01:06:17,144 --> 01:06:19,516
Look,I have a forehead thing.
It's weird, I know, okay?

1486
01:06:19,516 --> 01:06:21,978
What I'm trying
to say is that...

1487
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,100
You have a tough job.

1488
01:06:24,861 --> 01:06:27,484
Yes, you do,
but you have a certain
intellect, I see...

1489
01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:30,607
The smarts and the thinking
and the brain stuff,

1490
01:06:30,607 --> 01:06:33,450
and--and you're
good at your job.
And I respect that.

1491
01:06:33,450 --> 01:06:35,662
Thanks, that's...

1492
01:06:35,662 --> 01:06:37,704
actually nice to hear.
You know, well, um...

1493
01:06:37,704 --> 01:06:39,916
nobody ever seems to appreciate
what I do around here.

1494
01:06:40,917 --> 01:06:42,539
I...I do.

1495
01:06:42,539 --> 01:06:44,000
I-- I-- f...

1496
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,923
find it very attractive...

1497
01:06:46,923 --> 01:06:51,928
when a man is good at his job.

1498
01:06:51,928 --> 01:06:54,181
Yeah?
Yeah.

1499
01:06:54,181 --> 01:06:56,343
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. You know,
you, you, you

1500
01:06:56,343 --> 01:07:01,728
sit in that chair,
all day, and you are
the guardian of cars.

1501
01:07:01,728 --> 01:07:05,102
And you deal with people,
and that takes
a strong constitution.

1502
01:07:05,102 --> 01:07:08,525
You know, your constitution
is so strong.

1503
01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:12,069
You know, I really don't feel
like I'm appreciated
in this job.

1504
01:07:12,069 --> 01:07:16,032
I can see that. And this job,
I mean it's hard for people
to see the real you.

1505
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,205
That's exactly right,
I mean, like,

1506
01:07:18,205 --> 01:07:20,117
I'm stuck in this
office all day.

1507
01:07:20,117 --> 01:07:22,999
It's tough for a man.

1508
01:07:22,999 --> 01:07:25,582
I mean, it can't help
that you're so...

1509
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:28,215
Uh, handsome!

1510
01:07:28,215 --> 01:07:30,377
Did I just say that out loud?
Whoa, I said it, yep.

1511
01:07:30,377 --> 01:07:33,380
(inhales) It must make people
feel really insecure.

1512
01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:34,381
Handsome?

1513
01:07:35,432 --> 01:07:36,433
Me?

1514
01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:42,389
You know, this may be
against protocol, but...

1515
01:07:42,389 --> 01:07:48,315
for you, maybe I can bend
the rules just a little bit
and check on your car.

1516
01:07:48,315 --> 01:07:49,606
Okay.

1517
01:07:49,606 --> 01:07:52,279
What is the plate number?

1518
01:07:52,279 --> 01:07:57,534
It is, uh, four?
"L"... Four.

1519
01:07:58,995 --> 01:08:00,457
"M"...

1520
01:08:04,911 --> 01:08:05,912
"K"...

1521
01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:09,916
Sorry, say that again?

1522
01:08:11,007 --> 01:08:12,839
Four...
Yeah.

1523
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:14,211
"L"...
"L."

1524
01:08:14,211 --> 01:08:16,092
"Four."
"Four, 'L,' Four..."

1525
01:08:17,804 --> 01:08:19,306
"'M', one, 'K'"

1526
01:08:19,306 --> 01:08:21,218
"4L4M1K"

1527
01:08:21,218 --> 01:08:23,680
Uh...well!

1528
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:27,644
Looks here like
I'm the one that needs to be
apologizing to you!

1529
01:08:27,644 --> 01:08:33,190
It says here your car was,
"Towed in error," and it's ready
for immediate release.

1530
01:08:33,190 --> 01:08:35,362
Wow, that's great news.
That's great news.

1531
01:08:35,362 --> 01:08:39,866
Here, um, just take this...

1532
01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:42,909
and give it to
the guard on level three.
Actually...

1533
01:08:47,083 --> 01:08:48,415
That's my phone number.

1534
01:08:48,415 --> 01:08:52,048
Maybe we could, uh,
have dinner some time?

1535
01:08:53,009 --> 01:08:54,801
I'll bring my forehead.

1536
01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,215
(snaps fingers) Yeah, you will!

1537
01:09:00,096 --> 01:09:03,680
What are you doin'
back there?!
Um, uh, you know, I was, I was

1538
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:05,682
looking for the bathroom.

1539
01:09:05,682 --> 01:09:07,264
Second door on the right!

1540
01:09:07,264 --> 01:09:09,266
I can hold it. (laughs)

1541
01:09:09,266 --> 01:09:12,148
She'll hold it.
She's good like that.

1542
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,862
You know...

1543
01:09:15,862 --> 01:09:18,275
You and your daughter
look like you could be sisters.

1544
01:09:19,736 --> 01:09:21,157
Well, thanks.
Thank you.
Yeah, okay.

1545
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,158
Go, go, go!

1546
01:09:24,701 --> 01:09:28,205
MONICA:
Nice work! I gotta say,
I didn't think
you had it in you.

1547
01:09:28,205 --> 01:09:31,208
I didn't either. But you,
you with the computer,
you were amazing!

1548
01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:34,050
You're like Bill Gates
but...smarter
and with no glasses.

1549
01:09:34,050 --> 01:09:36,883
I can see why MIT wants you.

1550
01:09:36,883 --> 01:09:38,555
We make a pretty great team.

1551
01:09:38,555 --> 01:09:39,556
Yeah.

1552
01:09:42,349 --> 01:09:43,930
Um...

1553
01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:45,222
The diamond isn't here.

1554
01:09:46,893 --> 01:09:48,605
What?
Well, I don't know!

1555
01:09:48,605 --> 01:09:50,607
I put it
in my makeup and now it's gone.

1556
01:09:50,607 --> 01:09:53,440
Wha--
Wait, this is "Desert Flame."

1557
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:57,524
This is not my color,
I'm a "Mountain Sunset."
(stammering) What happened?

1558
01:09:57,524 --> 01:10:00,447
I have no idea,
I would never wear
"Desert Flame."

1559
01:10:00,447 --> 01:10:03,159
I'm a winter.
It completely
washes me out.

1560
01:10:03,159 --> 01:10:05,782
I know, I know. Okay,
just think, think, think.
(sighs)

1561
01:10:05,782 --> 01:10:09,085
SIERRA:
You are a strong,
independent woman,
and he is a shallow dirtbag.

1562
01:10:10,086 --> 01:10:11,708
Sierra!
Sierra!

1563
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:12,789
MONICA:
She's at the park!

1564
01:10:12,789 --> 01:10:14,251
LIZ:
Why is she at the park?

1565
01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:17,334
Prom pictures, it's
the prettiest spot in town.

1566
01:10:17,334 --> 01:10:20,887
(scoffs) Please call me the
second you get this!

1567
01:10:20,887 --> 01:10:22,719
This is a crazy, serious,
monster emergency!

1568
01:10:24,010 --> 01:10:26,303
The park is huge,
she could be anywhere!

1569
01:10:26,303 --> 01:10:28,184
How are we supposed
to get to her?

1570
01:10:30,557 --> 01:10:32,188
We need bikes, quick.

1571
01:10:32,188 --> 01:10:33,560
Ah, we only have
one left.
We'll take it.

1572
01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:35,732
LIZ: Take it easy,

1573
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:36,733
it's a little bumpy
in here!

1574
01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:37,734
I'm trying here, okay?

1575
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,526
Clear the road, people.

1576
01:10:39,526 --> 01:10:42,279
Stay clear of
the vehicle's path. I repeat.

1577
01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:46,072
I told you you should have
let me be in the mommy seat.
Just be quiet, okay?

1578
01:10:46,072 --> 01:10:47,704
Whoa!

1579
01:10:47,704 --> 01:10:49,496
My goodness,
look out, look out!
MAN: Whoa, easy!

1580
01:10:49,496 --> 01:10:51,127
LIZ: Look out,
comin' through! (static)

1581
01:10:51,127 --> 01:10:52,959
Sorry!

1582
01:10:52,959 --> 01:10:55,582
Whoa!
The pond, to the right,
to the right, to the right!

1583
01:10:55,582 --> 01:10:57,213
Right, right,
right, right, right!

1584
01:10:59,676 --> 01:11:01,177
LIZ: (groans)

1585
01:11:02,879 --> 01:11:04,551
MONICA: (groaning)
LIZ: Monica...

1586
01:11:06,182 --> 01:11:09,015
It's stuck!
Okay, well, push harder.

1587
01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:10,847
LIZ: Pushing!
Just push it harder!

1588
01:11:10,847 --> 01:11:11,848
LIZ: I am!

1589
01:11:11,848 --> 01:11:14,100
Kyle?

1590
01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:18,154
Listen, I am really glad
you're here, I've been
meaning to talk to you.

1591
01:11:18,154 --> 01:11:20,737
Now's not a good time, Kyle.
No, look...

1592
01:11:20,737 --> 01:11:22,449
I might have made
a mistake with Ashley,
you know? She's...

1593
01:11:22,449 --> 01:11:25,782
She's a little
difficult, but...

1594
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:29,826
You know, I just, I was hoping
you'd still be my date tonight.
Wow.

1595
01:11:29,826 --> 01:11:33,209
Kyle...I--I don't
know what to say.

1596
01:11:33,209 --> 01:11:36,082
I do.
KYLE: (scoffs) Dude!

1597
01:11:39,005 --> 01:11:43,089
KYLE: Look, I don't want
any trouble, okay?
Lady, no "man-girdle."

1598
01:11:43,089 --> 01:11:45,091
Kyle! Hello?

1599
01:11:45,091 --> 01:11:49,476
Look, we're losing our lighting,
we need to take pictures now!

1600
01:11:50,847 --> 01:11:51,848
Monica?

1601
01:11:51,848 --> 01:11:54,190
What are you doing here?

1602
01:11:54,190 --> 01:11:56,272
Nice to see you too, Ashley.

1603
01:11:56,272 --> 01:11:59,275
So what do you say, babe?
Be my date again? Huh?

1604
01:12:00,897 --> 01:12:03,700
What?
But you're my date!
And she's...

1605
01:12:05,111 --> 01:12:09,616
Riding a bicycle.
With the old lady
from the mall.

1606
01:12:09,616 --> 01:12:14,080
(scoffs) Oh, did I hear
that correctly, Monica?
Mm-hmm.

1607
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:18,294
Did she just call me old?
You know what?
I believe she did.

1608
01:12:18,294 --> 01:12:20,717
(growls) That's not good.

1609
01:12:20,717 --> 01:12:24,961
No, it wasn't me, it was her!
No, I think
she meant, "seasoned."

1610
01:12:24,961 --> 01:12:26,723
(gasps)
'Cause you're not
that old.

1611
01:12:28,304 --> 01:12:30,847
Don't make me do
"The Macarena" again.
Yeah.

1612
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:32,178
ASHLEY: What are you doing?

1613
01:12:33,309 --> 01:12:35,892
Oh!
ASHLEY: No! (squeals)

1614
01:12:35,892 --> 01:12:37,103
BOTH: (screams)

1615
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:48,284
Wait, Sierra! There!
(gasps) Go!

1616
01:12:49,285 --> 01:12:50,407
(siren wailing)

1617
01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:52,869
(gasps)

1618
01:12:54,701 --> 01:12:55,702
LIZ: (grunts)

1619
01:12:57,293 --> 01:12:59,836
MONICA: I just need
your makeup.
But you're a winter!

1620
01:12:59,836 --> 01:13:01,998
My makeup just
washes you out!
We know, earlier we--

1621
01:13:01,998 --> 01:13:04,050
Never mind, I just
need your clutch.

1622
01:13:04,050 --> 01:13:07,003
(sighing) Oh, oh, okay.

1623
01:13:07,003 --> 01:13:08,635
Okay, how did that
get in there?

1624
01:13:08,635 --> 01:13:11,177
Long story. How much
time do we have?
Just enough.

1625
01:13:11,177 --> 01:13:12,178
Okay.
Let's go.

1626
01:13:13,970 --> 01:13:15,181
LIZ: And remember, this guy's
not messing around, okay?

1627
01:13:15,181 --> 01:13:16,603
Just follow my lead.
MONICA: I'll be okay.

1628
01:13:16,603 --> 01:13:17,934
LIZ: We'll get your dad.

1629
01:13:17,934 --> 01:13:20,517
LIZ: Look! Look,
there's a door.

1630
01:13:20,517 --> 01:13:22,569
LIZ: Bingo.
( clanging )

1631
01:13:32,699 --> 01:13:37,083
MONICA: You know, we could still
take the diamond to the cops.
Let them help?

1632
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:42,038
LIZ: No. No way, okay? I know
this guy Pierce. All right?
He's not messing around.

1633
01:13:42,038 --> 01:13:45,041
LIZ: This is the best way
to protect your dad.

1634
01:13:45,041 --> 01:13:47,714
MONICA: Um, you got
a little...
LIZ: Yeah, okay.

1635
01:13:47,714 --> 01:13:50,757
MONICA: Yeah, but then you'd
get to march in the station
with the diamond.

1636
01:13:50,757 --> 01:13:53,099
LIZ: Well, yeah.
MONICA: You know,
like you've always wanted?

1637
01:13:53,099 --> 01:13:59,225
LIZ: Yeah. Be pretty great
to see the look on the chief's
face, wouldn't it? But no.

1638
01:13:59,225 --> 01:14:03,019
If you hate the chief so much
then why don't you just transfer
to a different department?

1639
01:14:03,019 --> 01:14:04,691
'Cause I can't escape her.

1640
01:14:04,691 --> 01:14:08,194
She's like a giant tarantula
on my back, sucking out my soul.

1641
01:14:10,366 --> 01:14:13,369
She's my mom.
Whoa, really?

1642
01:14:13,369 --> 01:14:14,370
Yeah.

1643
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,994
Wow, that, um...

1644
01:14:17,994 --> 01:14:19,245
That must be tough

1645
01:14:19,245 --> 01:14:20,877
Yeah, you have no idea.

1646
01:14:20,877 --> 01:14:23,379
I am fifth generation cop.

1647
01:14:23,379 --> 01:14:27,253
My grad-dad always
pushed my mom to
be the best, and she was.

1648
01:14:27,253 --> 01:14:31,508
But now she's on my back every
day, pushing me to be the best.

1649
01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:33,179
Pointing out every mistake.

1650
01:14:35,051 --> 01:14:38,434
That...actually sounds
kind of refreshing.

1651
01:14:38,434 --> 01:14:40,857
Uh, "refreshing" isn't
the word I would use.

1652
01:14:42,018 --> 01:14:45,902
It's like, I--I love
my dad, but...

1653
01:14:45,902 --> 01:14:48,815
I'm only just "perfect"
in his eyes, you know?

1654
01:14:48,815 --> 01:14:51,818
I don't know, let me
try that on for size.

1655
01:14:51,818 --> 01:14:54,070
"Hey, Liz! You're perfect!"
"Oh, wow, thank you"

1656
01:14:54,070 --> 01:14:57,413
I think that feels
pretty great, Monica. I don't
know what you're talkin' about.

1657
01:14:57,413 --> 01:15:01,207
Yeah, but, if someone's only
telling you how
great you are, then...

1658
01:15:01,207 --> 01:15:03,540
How do you know when...

1659
01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:04,921
you're not great?

1660
01:15:06,543 --> 01:15:10,256
I mean, sometimes...

1661
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:15,011
you need a mom...

1662
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:16,472
telling you the truth.

1663
01:15:19,095 --> 01:15:22,899
That's...probably why
I'm always asking everyone's
opinion on things.

1664
01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:27,403
So you can be
"perfect" after all.

1665
01:15:29,946 --> 01:15:33,109
So people won't
leave you.

1666
01:15:33,109 --> 01:15:35,491
Yeah.
Yeah.

1667
01:15:35,491 --> 01:15:36,863
Something like that.

1668
01:15:40,156 --> 01:15:43,960
Well, if I was your mom...

1669
01:15:48,925 --> 01:15:54,050
If I was your mom,
I would tell you...

1670
01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:57,764
that who you are today...

1671
01:15:57,764 --> 01:16:01,177
is way more interesting
than "perfect" will ever be.

1672
01:16:05,181 --> 01:16:07,023
Monica, you're such
a great kid. (stammers)

1673
01:16:09,145 --> 01:16:11,357
You're such a great kid.

1674
01:16:11,357 --> 01:16:12,448
And...

1675
01:16:12,448 --> 01:16:15,151
the people who are
worth keeping?

1676
01:16:15,151 --> 01:16:16,823
Right? They're always
gonna be around.

1677
01:16:16,823 --> 01:16:19,575
'Kay, look at me.
They've always
been there for me.

1678
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:22,368
As difficult as I may be.
I mean, that's questionable.
(laughs)

1679
01:16:22,368 --> 01:16:25,371
You know, like, my mom, Ed,
they've always been there.

1680
01:16:29,165 --> 01:16:33,089
They've always been there.
Wow, they've always been there.

1681
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:38,014
Let's go rescue your dad.
Yeah.

1682
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:44,020
LIZ: Okay. Now remember,
the most important thing--

1683
01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:45,181
Hello?!

1684
01:16:45,181 --> 01:16:48,144
...is the element of surprise.

1685
01:16:48,144 --> 01:16:49,225
Sorry.

1686
01:16:49,225 --> 01:16:50,937
Uh, I c-- I'm sorry.

1687
01:16:50,937 --> 01:16:53,319
PIERCE:
Hello, ladies!

1688
01:16:53,319 --> 01:16:55,652
Care to join me?!

1689
01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:58,194
LIZ: Get your walkin' shoes on.

1690
01:16:58,194 --> 01:17:00,446
PIERCE: These gizmos...

1691
01:17:00,446 --> 01:17:03,499
never cease to amaze,
do they?

1692
01:17:03,499 --> 01:17:09,545
You can watch
British Premier League football,
live, right in your lap!

1693
01:17:09,545 --> 01:17:12,709
It's just...amazing.

1694
01:17:18,214 --> 01:17:21,177
Good evening, Lieutenant.

1695
01:17:21,177 --> 01:17:24,560
Or should I say disgraced,
former Lieutenant?

1696
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:28,564
Ha ha ha, see?
That just cracks me up, y'know,

1697
01:17:28,564 --> 01:17:33,439
because that, coming from a guy
who gave a $7 million diamond

1698
01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:35,031
to a complete
and utter stranger.

1699
01:17:36,733 --> 01:17:38,865
Where's my diamond?

1700
01:17:41,908 --> 01:17:43,489
I think we can both agree
that I have

1701
01:17:43,489 --> 01:17:47,663
the more
valuable collateral here,
so please, after you.

1702
01:17:49,455 --> 01:17:51,547
( whispering )
Give him the diamond.
It's okay.

1703
01:18:05,101 --> 01:18:08,564
Now give me my dad.

1704
01:18:08,564 --> 01:18:10,106
Oh, Monica.

1705
01:18:11,978 --> 01:18:15,071
Monica, Monica, Monica.

1706
01:18:16,773 --> 01:18:20,196
You didn't just expect me
to hand him over, did you?

1707
01:18:20,196 --> 01:18:23,740
What sort
of incompetent criminal
do you think I am?

1708
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:27,493
Make no mistake,
you will get your dad back.
Absolutely.

1709
01:18:28,584 --> 01:18:29,956
I'll send you a text message

1710
01:18:29,956 --> 01:18:32,919
with his precise location, soon,

1711
01:18:32,919 --> 01:18:37,003
from some safe, unnamed place,
with warm weather.

1712
01:18:37,003 --> 01:18:39,335
Until then? Au revoir.

1713
01:18:41,297 --> 01:18:42,388
Y'know something, Liz?

1714
01:18:42,388 --> 01:18:43,970
What's that, Monica?

1715
01:18:43,970 --> 01:18:46,012
For the world's
best diamond thief,

1716
01:18:46,012 --> 01:18:47,183
guy's kind of an idiot.

1717
01:18:47,183 --> 01:18:50,226
I--right? Am I right?
Total idiot.

1718
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:53,059
Exactly--what exactly
do you mean by that?

1719
01:18:53,059 --> 01:18:55,521
It's the 21st century.
It is.

1720
01:18:55,521 --> 01:18:57,403
I know exactly
where my dad is.

1721
01:18:57,403 --> 01:18:59,946
She does.
Go get your dad, honey.

1722
01:18:59,946 --> 01:19:01,027
Dad!

1723
01:19:03,569 --> 01:19:06,913
Dad! Oh, Dad,
I got you, I got you,
I got you.

1724
01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,246
Hold on.

1725
01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:12,248
But how?

1726
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,791
How did you do that?

1727
01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:15,872
Who is this creep?

1728
01:19:15,872 --> 01:19:17,293
He's just a low-life

1729
01:19:17,293 --> 01:19:20,877
who's going to jail
for a long, long time.

1730
01:19:20,877 --> 01:19:21,878
What is that?

1731
01:19:23,219 --> 01:19:29,435
Some non-lethal,
high-voltage stunning thingy?

1732
01:19:29,435 --> 01:19:31,437
How adorable.

1733
01:19:31,437 --> 01:19:34,891
Forgive me
if I completely ignore it...

1734
01:19:36,192 --> 01:19:37,894
...and just make my exit.

1735
01:19:37,894 --> 01:19:39,195
Oh, ha!

1736
01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,568
Why are you smiling?

1737
01:19:42,568 --> 01:19:45,071
I think it's because
this time...

1738
01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:47,783
...she called
for back-up.
Yeah.

1739
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:52,578
( police sirens )

1740
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,793
All right,
I need three teams!

1741
01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:00,176
Team One, Team One,
take this exit.

1742
01:20:00,176 --> 01:20:01,797
Team Two, cover my back.

1743
01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:04,630
I want battering ram ready,
let's go!

1744
01:20:04,630 --> 01:20:08,424
Well, I guess I'll just
have to make my exit
via the high road.

1745
01:20:11,387 --> 01:20:12,388
Oh, dear.

1746
01:20:13,389 --> 01:20:17,934
( incoherent yelps )

1747
01:20:19,195 --> 01:20:20,146
Where's
my battering ram?

1748
01:20:20,146 --> 01:20:21,607
Move it!

1749
01:20:21,607 --> 01:20:23,199
Wait for my command!

1750
01:20:23,199 --> 01:20:27,363
Enter on my cue!
Three, two, one!

1751
01:20:30,997 --> 01:20:37,213
Ohh...on second thought,
Ed, I have missed you.

1752
01:20:37,213 --> 01:20:43,049
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1753
01:20:43,049 --> 01:20:44,670
Ahh.
( laughter )

1754
01:20:47,593 --> 01:20:52,518
( police radio )

1755
01:20:54,810 --> 01:20:58,144
( cheering and clapping )

1756
01:21:09,325 --> 01:21:12,198
Lieutenant
Elizabeth Morgan,

1757
01:21:12,198 --> 01:21:14,911
reporting recovery
of stolen goods...

1758
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:20,206
...and apprehension
of suspected perpetrator.

1759
01:21:20,206 --> 01:21:21,757
Permission
to file a report.

1760
01:21:24,590 --> 01:21:26,052
Book 'im.

1761
01:21:26,052 --> 01:21:27,553
Take 'im,
boys.

1762
01:21:27,553 --> 01:21:29,805
And get that necklace
down to Evidence.

1763
01:21:30,967 --> 01:21:32,308
Lieutenant.

1764
01:21:33,769 --> 01:21:35,181
One more thing.

1765
01:21:35,181 --> 01:21:36,182
Yeah?

1766
01:21:42,108 --> 01:21:43,899
You'll need
your badge back.

1767
01:21:46,322 --> 01:21:50,906
( cheering and clapping )

1768
01:21:59,455 --> 01:22:00,536
No!

1769
01:22:03,379 --> 01:22:05,341
Thank you for saving me.

1770
01:22:05,341 --> 01:22:07,964
You really are
an incredible kid,
y'know.

1771
01:22:07,964 --> 01:22:10,176
How can I possibly
go to MIT?

1772
01:22:10,176 --> 01:22:12,048
I mean,
what would you do
without me?

1773
01:22:12,048 --> 01:22:15,641
Oh, now,
that can't be a factor
in your decision.

1774
01:22:16,852 --> 01:22:20,686
Well...I mean...

1775
01:22:20,686 --> 01:22:22,518
...I don't want
to leave you.

1776
01:22:22,518 --> 01:22:26,562
Monica,
that's how I'll know
when I've done my job.

1777
01:22:26,562 --> 01:22:28,234
When you can leave.

1778
01:22:28,234 --> 01:22:30,196
Besides,
I'm not going anywhere!

1779
01:22:30,196 --> 01:22:33,159
I'm right here.
It's four years.

1780
01:22:33,159 --> 01:22:35,451
And if you decide
to stay in Boston,

1781
01:22:35,451 --> 01:22:38,874
or move to New York
or Kathmandu, guess what?

1782
01:22:38,874 --> 01:22:42,378
They need nurses there, too.
I'll be around.

1783
01:22:44,580 --> 01:22:45,791
Thanks, Dad.

1784
01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:50,006
( pager goes off )
Oh!

1785
01:22:52,888 --> 01:22:55,051
LIZ: 'Scuse me,
'scuse me. Hey!

1786
01:22:55,051 --> 01:22:57,013
Look, they have an opening,
let's go.
No, it's okay.

1787
01:22:57,013 --> 01:22:58,594
No, no, no,
you can make it!
There's an opening!

1788
01:22:58,594 --> 01:23:00,096
I'll give you
a police escort!

1789
01:23:00,096 --> 01:23:03,269
Forget it.
After everything
that happened today,

1790
01:23:03,269 --> 01:23:05,151
prom just doesn't seem
that important.

1791
01:23:05,151 --> 01:23:07,813
Look, it's prom, okay?
You have to go.

1792
01:23:07,813 --> 01:23:11,817
Come on!
This is the biggest night
of your high school career!

1793
01:23:13,159 --> 01:23:16,112
But I don't have
anything to wear.

1794
01:23:16,112 --> 01:23:19,705
Well...follow me.

1795
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:28,884
Welcome to the coolest
department store in the city.

1796
01:23:28,884 --> 01:23:29,885
Buzz us in.

1797
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,305
Central Police Station
Evidence Room.

1798
01:23:39,305 --> 01:23:40,636
Wow.

1799
01:23:40,636 --> 01:23:41,637
What is that?

1800
01:23:41,637 --> 01:23:43,189
Can I touch anything?

1801
01:23:43,189 --> 01:23:48,404
Lucky for you,
some criminals
have great taste.

1802
01:23:48,404 --> 01:23:49,815
Oh, yeah, they do.

1803
01:23:51,987 --> 01:23:55,030
♪ Live it up,
whatever you're feeling ♪

1804
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,653
♪ You and I,
clear summer for sailing ♪

1805
01:23:57,653 --> 01:24:00,706
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪

1806
01:24:00,706 --> 01:24:02,208
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪

1807
01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:05,711
♪ Here we go,
it's just the beginning ♪

1808
01:24:05,711 --> 01:24:07,833
♪ Yeah, you and me,
we're spinning ♪

1809
01:24:07,833 --> 01:24:10,506
What do you think?
Do you like it?
What do you think?

1810
01:24:12,218 --> 01:24:15,341
Wow. I mean, wow.

1811
01:24:17,012 --> 01:24:19,725
I think
the real question is,
what do you think?

1812
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:24,140
I like it.
I love it.

1813
01:24:24,140 --> 01:24:26,021
I really
like it.
It even works
with the hat.

1814
01:24:26,021 --> 01:24:28,023
I know, right?

1815
01:24:28,023 --> 01:24:30,146
But there's
something missing.

1816
01:24:30,146 --> 01:24:33,529
What?
It's missing,
just a little,
I don't know,

1817
01:24:33,529 --> 01:24:35,531
just, maybe...

1818
01:24:35,531 --> 01:24:37,153
...a little of this?

1819
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:47,123
Wow...

1820
01:24:47,123 --> 01:24:52,087
...Oh, my goodness.
Perfect.

1821
01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:54,009
I can't.
It is way
too valuable.

1822
01:24:54,009 --> 01:24:56,132
Well, I mean,
you're gonna need
a full police escort.

1823
01:24:58,424 --> 01:25:00,216
I've never been to prom.

1824
01:25:00,216 --> 01:25:03,098
Oh, you are going
to prom.
I'm going to prom?

1825
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:05,060
You're going
to prom!
I'm going to prom!

1826
01:25:05,060 --> 01:25:08,184
( police sirens )
♪ Live it up,
whatever you're feeling ♪

1827
01:25:08,184 --> 01:25:10,146
♪ You and I,
clear summer for sailing ♪

1828
01:25:10,146 --> 01:25:12,858
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪

1829
01:25:12,858 --> 01:25:15,151
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪

1830
01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:18,113
♪ Here we go,
it's just the beginning ♪

1831
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:21,116
♪ Yeah, you and me,
we're spinning ♪

1832
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,369
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪

1833
01:25:23,369 --> 01:25:26,081
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪

1834
01:25:26,081 --> 01:25:30,586
♪ And this bright life
illuminates the way ♪
Listen up!

1835
01:25:30,586 --> 01:25:33,509
I want two men
at every entrance,
♪ To a brand new place ♪

1836
01:25:33,509 --> 01:25:37,052
and a full squad inside!
♪ A brand new day ♪

1837
01:25:37,052 --> 01:25:41,467
♪ I don't know what to expect ♪
And keep your eyes
on that necklace!

1838
01:25:41,467 --> 01:25:46,141
♪ Will never be the same,
Live it up,
whatever you're feeling! ♪

1839
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:48,063
♪ You and I,
clear summer for sailing ♪

1840
01:25:48,063 --> 01:25:50,686
Why, I never thought
I'd live to see the day.

1841
01:25:50,686 --> 01:25:52,648
My daughter in a ball gown.

1842
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:55,861
Well, it's for official
police business, so...

1843
01:25:59,235 --> 01:26:01,197
Oh, thanks.

1844
01:26:01,197 --> 01:26:03,078
It was just
a little twisted.

1845
01:26:03,078 --> 01:26:07,543
No, I mean,
thanks for everything.

1846
01:26:07,543 --> 01:26:10,125
You're welcome, honey.
♪ You and I,
clear summer for sailing ♪

1847
01:26:10,125 --> 01:26:12,047
Thank you.
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪

1848
01:26:12,047 --> 01:26:14,340
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪
Hey.

1849
01:26:14,340 --> 01:26:18,173
♪ Here we go,
it's just the beginning ♪

1850
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:20,095
You cut your hair!

1851
01:26:20,095 --> 01:26:22,177
Well, uh,
technically, she did.

1852
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:27,012
Yeah, yeah, I've had
loads of experience.
Chop chop.

1853
01:26:27,012 --> 01:26:28,013
I love it.

1854
01:26:28,013 --> 01:26:31,186
Me too.
You look hot.

1855
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:34,189
Oh, I almost forgot.
You won.

1856
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:35,190
What?
What?

1857
01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:37,022
Yeah!
In a landslide.

1858
01:26:37,022 --> 01:26:40,155
News about Kyle
cheating on you
with Ashley went viral.

1859
01:26:40,155 --> 01:26:41,697
Her support collapsed.

1860
01:26:41,697 --> 01:26:44,240
You are Prom Queen!

1861
01:26:45,241 --> 01:26:49,585
Wow! That's, um...wow!

1862
01:26:49,585 --> 01:26:51,126
Group hug!

1863
01:26:53,088 --> 01:26:54,960
Come on, girls,
let's go to prom!

1864
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,963
We're going to prom.
Oh, we're going!

1865
01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:01,176
♪ Here we go,
and it's just the beginning ♪

1866
01:27:01,176 --> 01:27:02,428
♪ Yeah, you and me,
we're spinning ♪
Okay, let's go!

1867
01:27:02,428 --> 01:27:03,969
( clapping and cheering )

1868
01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:06,011
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪

1869
01:27:06,011 --> 01:27:08,644
♪ We will go
all over the world ♪

1870
01:27:08,644 --> 01:27:11,226
Yeah, Monica!

1871
01:27:21,947 --> 01:27:24,069
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

1872
01:27:24,069 --> 01:27:26,742
This is
an incredible honor.

1873
01:27:28,073 --> 01:27:32,418
Wow!
Um, for the past
few weeks,

1874
01:27:32,418 --> 01:27:34,420
this moment
is all I could think about.

1875
01:27:36,171 --> 01:27:40,215
But I woke up
this morning,
and my day

1876
01:27:40,215 --> 01:27:42,638
took a little bit
of a detour.

1877
01:27:42,638 --> 01:27:45,431
You see,
there was this person.

1878
01:27:46,802 --> 01:27:49,094
Sure,
she had terrible style

1879
01:27:49,094 --> 01:27:51,096
and questionable
social skills,

1880
01:27:51,096 --> 01:27:53,018
and sure, she probably
ruined my chance

1881
01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:56,061
to ever legally drive
in the state.
I'm so sorry.

1882
01:27:56,061 --> 01:27:59,605
But she taught me something.

1883
01:28:01,317 --> 01:28:06,281
Something I wanna share
with all of you.

1884
01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:09,074
Whoever you really are,

1885
01:28:09,074 --> 01:28:14,540
it's okay to be that person.

1886
01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:17,543
And you don't have to
put it up for a vote.

1887
01:28:17,543 --> 01:28:22,257
Because perfect, eh,
it's overrated.

1888
01:28:22,257 --> 01:28:25,050
And the people
that really care about you?

1889
01:28:25,050 --> 01:28:26,722
They're not going anywhere.

1890
01:28:29,425 --> 01:28:33,268
And I've decided
to go to MIT next year.

1891
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:35,691
Oh, yeah, you will!

1892
01:28:37,192 --> 01:28:39,314
Sorry, sorry.

1893
01:28:41,437 --> 01:28:42,648
I'm gonna miss you all.

1894
01:28:43,649 --> 01:28:45,030
So tonight?

1895
01:28:45,030 --> 01:28:48,113
Let's soak it up,
and have a great time.

1896
01:28:48,113 --> 01:28:49,244
Thank you.

1897
01:28:52,037 --> 01:28:54,039
The Fooo:
♪ ALL OVER THE WORLD ♪

1898
01:28:54,039 --> 01:28:57,042
♪ We've got the love
together we can sing it ♪

1899
01:28:57,042 --> 01:29:03,168
♪ All over the world,
all over the world ♪

1900
01:29:03,168 --> 01:29:06,051
♪ We all belong together
we can bring it ♪

1901
01:29:06,051 --> 01:29:08,764
♪ All over the world,
all over the world ♪

1902
01:29:08,764 --> 01:29:13,138
♪ Beat it!
You gotta move,
gotta move like that ♪

1903
01:29:13,138 --> 01:29:15,230
♪ Move like that
to the groove like that ♪

1904
01:29:15,230 --> 01:29:20,065
♪ All over the world,
all over the world ♪

1905
01:29:20,065 --> 01:29:22,107
LIZ: Ed?

1906
01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:24,109
You've--you h-
you are...

1907
01:29:27,192 --> 01:29:28,944
...you have
such great...

1908
01:29:30,406 --> 01:29:31,787
...nostrils.

1909
01:29:37,413 --> 01:29:38,414
Thanks.

1910
01:29:44,299 --> 01:29:48,133
Um, do you, um...

1911
01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:49,134
...do you...

1912
01:29:51,176 --> 01:29:52,428
...do you wanna dance?

1913
01:29:52,428 --> 01:29:55,180
Yeah!
Let's do it.
Okay, great.

1914
01:29:55,180 --> 01:29:56,181
Can I lead?

1915
01:29:56,181 --> 01:29:57,513
Probably not!

1916
01:29:57,513 --> 01:29:59,224
♪ Dance like that
to the beat like that ♪

1917
01:29:59,224 --> 01:30:02,608
♪ We got the love
together we can sing it ♪

1918
01:30:02,608 --> 01:30:07,402
♪ All over the world,
all over the world ♪

1919
01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:12,117
( pop music playing )

1920
01:30:12,117 --> 01:30:16,031
♪ I might try to sleep,
still with the status quo ♪

1921
01:30:16,031 --> 01:30:19,034
♪ I always wonder
if it's all worth it ♪

1922
01:30:19,034 --> 01:30:23,999
Come on!
♪ I turn the thing too much,
too safe and out of touch ♪

1923
01:30:23,999 --> 01:30:25,380
Okay, let's skip
that part real quick.
♪ I'm over waiting for ♪

1924
01:30:25,380 --> 01:30:28,423
♪ something perfect ♪

1925
01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:32,427
( yelling through megaphone )
♪ Everything that could go wrong
did go wrong ♪

1926
01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:36,221
♪ And I could be
freaking out 'cause ♪

1927
01:30:36,221 --> 01:30:39,975
♪ everything that can go wrong
will go wrong ♪

1928
01:30:39,975 --> 01:30:43,899
Oh, oh, sorry!
Okay. Oh...

1929
01:30:43,899 --> 01:30:45,981
Okay, um,
how did that
get in there?

1930
01:30:45,981 --> 01:30:47,943
How much time
do we have?
Just enough.

1931
01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:52,197
Okay.
Oh, we need the...
...'scuse me, we need the...

1932
01:30:52,197 --> 01:30:53,328
...best part of the necklace.
DIRECTOR: One more right away!

1933
01:30:57,533 --> 01:31:00,666
Uhh.

1934
01:31:00,666 --> 01:31:02,838
Push harder.
Yeah, just, um...

1935
01:31:02,838 --> 01:31:07,673
( groaning with effort )