1
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[cat purrs, meows]

2
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[fast, lively flamenco music playing]

3
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[screams]

4
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[giggles]

5
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-[Puss yowling]
- El Gato!

6
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[yowls]

7
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[Pajuna's voice echoes] Puss.

8
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Puss?

9
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-[loudly] Puss!
-[grunts]

10
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What should we do now?

11
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Do? Should? Now? We?

12
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To get Uli back?

13
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Because he has information?

14
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That could save us?

15
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Uh...

16
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[sighs]

17
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This is the part where Puss says
something so heroic and awesome

18
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that I forget to breathe and get louder
and higher pitched until I... [inhales]

19
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[squeaks, grunts]

20
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I'm alive.

21
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[grunts]

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So, we need a plan to rescue Uli.

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And I think we're gonna need
some help to--

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Help? I do not need help!

25
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I never need help.

26
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I am The One! From the prophecy!

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I will make a plan
to rescue that goaty-man

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from the underground prison alone,
like a true heroic hero.

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You tried that already.

30
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A few minutes ago.

31
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In case you forgot, it didn't go so well!

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It... went okay.

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"When it's hard to do yourself,
you can always ask for help."

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Help? Ha! [snaps]

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I do not even know how to spell the word.

36
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Hmm, uh, H-U-E-L...

37
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Hm, okay, quick little re-write here.

38
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What are you writing?

39
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How about this?

40
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"When it's hard to do yourself,
you can always ask for assistance."

41
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I do not know.
That seems quite similar to help.

42
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-Guidance?
-Nah.

43
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-Aid?
-Ah! No.

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Hmm, advice!

45
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-Uh... Okay. This, I accept.
-Phew.

46
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There is only one person
who could advise me,

47
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and that person is a cat.

48
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And that cat is my mentor,
El Guante Blanco!

49
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The dowsing rod says
he should be right around... here!

50
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[distant laughter]

51
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[bandit] Do you know
who you're dealing with?

52
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[bandit giggling]

53
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- El Maestro?  In danger?
-You're not going anywhere! [cackling]

54
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Hmm...

55
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[bandits exclaiming]

56
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Back, villains!

57
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[bandits grunting and shouting]

58
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Puss!

59
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-[grunting]
-Oh!

60
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[growls and hisses]

61
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-[bandit 1 groans]
-[bandit 2] Let's get out of here!

62
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We'll be back!

63
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Maestro!  Are you all right?

64
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I am fine. You did not have to--

65
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Nonsense. It is my honor to protect you.

66
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Ah! Dulcinea.

67
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You are even more beautiful
than I had recalled.

68
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Oh. [giggles]

69
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Okay, okay, that is enough hello-saying.

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Ha-ha. Same old Ginger.

71
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So, what brings you here, my friends?

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Uh...

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Uh...

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We came to... uh...

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You can do it, Puss.

76
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Maestro , there is a situation
in San Lorenzo, and...

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[inhales]

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-...I need advice! [panting]
-Yay! That was wonderful, Puss.

79
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Yes. It was, wasn't it?

80
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Oh, Ginger, uh, I would love to help--

81
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Advise.

82
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-But, I am afraid I cannot.
-What?

83
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You see, I have a big fight coming up.
The biggest ever.

84
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Fight? You? [chuckles]

85
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No offense,  Maestro,
but aren't you a little--

86
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Old?

87
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[laughs]

88
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Ginger, you should see your face.

89
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No, not me. Her.

90
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My friends, I introduce to you...
the Ugly Duckling.

91
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[quacks]

92
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Oh, that's not very nice.

93
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That's okay, it's just my name.

94
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I go by Ugly Duckling
or plain ol' Duckling for short.

95
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Just don't call me Ugly. [giggles]

96
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Maestro,  you have a new protégé?

97
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I have had many since you, Ginger,

98
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but none as good as Duckling here.

99
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Really? Her?

100
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Nice to finally meet ya, Mister.
I've heard so much about you.

101
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"When Puss in Boots unsheathes his sword,
step aside, or you'll be floored!"

102
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Oh! Neat rhyme.

103
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Yep. I love rhyming. It's my thing!

104
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[clears throat]

105
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"Fur of white, and eyes of blue,

106
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you're a neat cat, this is true!"
[chuckles]

107
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Oh! That one was about me! Me!

108
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Ah, yes, yes. Well,  Ugly  Duckling.

109
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In order to prepare you
for your little fight,

110
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how about a sparring match
against a real competitor? Me.

111
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Well, I don't know, Ginger.

112
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Oh, it'd be an honor!

113
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I could probably learn a thing or two.

114
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This is just for fun, little duck.

115
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-Do not feel bad when you lose.
-[Ugly Duckling screaming]

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[Puss groans]

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[both gasp]

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Hi-yah!

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[loud groan]

120
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[grunts, pants]

121
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[exclaims, pants]

122
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That was just a warning shot.

123
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Stay out of my way
or I'll gut you like a fish!

124
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[giggles]

125
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Nice work, Ducky! [laughing]

126
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[Puss grunts]

127
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[panting]

128
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-Someone is a little rusty.
-[Puss coughs]

129
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Rusty? I am not rusty!

130
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-She cheats with those enormous feet!
-[gasps] Puss!

131
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You don't like my widdle feet?

132
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Aww, fiddlesticks.

133
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Oh, it's okay. He didn't mean it.

134
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I did! I did mean it!

135
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And stop with that
"my widdle feet" business.

136
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[tsking]

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Come on.

138
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I don't know what's gotten into him.

139
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[blows raspberry]

140
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Huh?

141
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It's okay, Ducky. Don't listen to him.

142
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I demand a rematch!

143
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No, Ginger, please.

144
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Duckling's big fight is coming up.

145
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I cannot risk tiring my best protégé ever!

146
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[gasps] Best protégé ever?

147
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She has to win the big money.

148
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Big money!

149
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El Guante, you're fighting for money?

150
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A whole boatload of it!

151
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Yay!

152
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So many reales.

153
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All of the reales.

154
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Reales on reales on reales!

155
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Enough reales to finally... [stutters]

156
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Lot of reales! Never mind.

157
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Fighting for money?

158
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Come, Duckling.

159
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Your training must continue. Come, come.

160
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[Ugly Duckling laughing]

161
00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,790
That doesn't sound like
the El Guante Blanco I fell in love with.

162
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Uh, read about. What?
I don't know, stop talking.

163
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Best protégé   ever?

164
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To win a fight of this magnitude...

165
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you will need speed.

166
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-Ha-ha!
-[growls]

167
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[laughing] Huh?

168
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-Whoa!
-[splashes]

169
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Agility!

170
00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,527
[Puss shouting]

171
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[Puss grunts]

172
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Intimidation eyes.

173
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[growling]

174
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[straining]

175
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[both straining]

176
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Gah! [groans]

177
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[El Guante Blanco]
And mastery of the culinary arts!

178
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-[clears throat] Dinner is--
-Served!

179
00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,803
-[El Guante Blanco smacks lips]
-[Dulcinea giggles]

180
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[sizzling]

181
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[sniffs]

182
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[screams]

183
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[Puss grunting]

184
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[grunting]

185
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,567
[groans]

186
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-Puss?
-Dulcinea!

187
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I did not see you there. For I was busy
mastering the art of the nunny-chucks.

188
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[groans]

189
00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:57,245
Hmm, I don't think that's how nunchucks
are supposed to work.

190
00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,497
I do not either.

191
00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:01,333
But if I am to show the  maestro
that I am his best protégé ever,

192
00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,543
I must master all of the fighting arts.

193
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,254
As well as the performing arts. Behold!

194
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,548
-[classical music plays]
-[whirring, clatters]

195
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,925
[Puss humming]

196
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,054
This is The Dying Swan.

197
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,263
[Dulcinea laughing]

198
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,225
Puss, I know that
you don't like the duckling.

199
00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,436
-Because she is the worst!
-[Dulcinea] Oof!

200
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,438
But which is the most important?

201
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,648
Beating her or saving San Lorenzo?

202
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,235
[sighs] They are both the most important.

203
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,861
You see how that's not possible, right?

204
00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,072
Do not question me. Now, I must sleep.

205
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:35,283
Because those nunny-chucks
did make little bruises on my head.

206
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,410
[grunts]

207
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:37,869
Ugh.

208
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,250
[snoring]

209
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:52,467
"When the sun says its final good night...

210
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:57,055
then you know it's time for... night."

211
00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,225
Oh, the Duckling
makes rhyming look so easy.

212
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,270
[bandit]
You told me you would have it today!

213
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:08,608
Remember, if you cross me,
El Guante Blanco,

214
00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:13,488
you cross the one I represent.

215
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,366
[gasps] The Scarlet Panther.

216
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,827
They say the Panther
can kill with but a glance.

217
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,122
I have seen it. It is gross!

218
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,165
I promise, I will pay.

219
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,084
[chuckling]

220
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,212
Do you... pinky promise?

221
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,465
[grunts]

222
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,221
Pay up! Or face the Panther's wrath!

223
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:42,767
[sighs]

224
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:44,561
[gasps]

225
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,480
Dulcinea!

226
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,731
Uh... How long have you been there?

227
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,691
Who was that? What's going on?

228
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:54,446
-Oh, nothing. No one. An old friend.
-He didn't sound very friendly.

229
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,489
Oh. [laughing]

230
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,032
He was just joking about being friend--

231
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,701
He's a jokester, that-- Oh, funny, I'm--

232
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,078
Oh, look at the time.

233
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,455
You're not wearing a watch.

234
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,416
Well, then it is time to buy one.
You're right. Goodbye.

235
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,378
[snoring]

236
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,297
[yawning]

237
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,548
Where are my boots?

238
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,260
[yawns]

239
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,054
-[squish]
-[exclaims]

240
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:25,393
[shouting] Duck! Why do my boots
have the squishy toes?

241
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,353
[squish]

242
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,396
Oh. I don't know.

243
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,318
I guess last night I may or may not have
mistaken your boots for the potty.

244
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,944
What is wrong with you?

245
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,030
It's your own fault, Puss.

246
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,032
"Leave your boots unattended,

247
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,159
one might poop in them."

248
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,077
That does not even rhyme!

249
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:46,039
It's a haiku, dumb-dumb!
[shouts] Read a book!

250
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:49,417
I am no dumb-dumb.
This is the last straw, Duck.

251
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,252
I challenge you to a duel!

252
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,547
All right. It's your funeral.

253
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,341
Poop in Boots.

254
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,302
Gah! That is not my name!

255
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,430
You have defiled my boots,
stolen my  maestro,

256
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,432
-and been generally the worst!
-[squishing continues]

257
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:08,102
I will fight you, I will beat you,
and I will prove once and for all

258
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:11,356
that I am El Guante Blanco's
best protégé ever!

259
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,817
What are you waiting for... Ugly?

260
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,697
[shouts] Don't call me Ugly!

261
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,912
-[both grunting]
-[clanging]

262
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,170
El Guante?

263
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:37,756
I... was just, uh... eating?

264
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,718
You don't have any food.

265
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,177
Because I ate it.

266
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,013
What is going on?
You've been acting so strangely.

267
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,349
-And what is in that book?
-[stammers]

268
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,519
Oh, do not read it. It is my diary?

269
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,021
This isn't a diary. It's a ledger.

270
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,315
[gasps] And you owe a lot of money!

271
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:59,153
[sighs] It is true. I am indebted.

272
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:02,198
I owe reales on reales on reales!

273
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,159
But how did this happen?

274
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:08,913
All my life,
I wanted to build a great dojo.

275
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:14,043
I used my life savings to build
the best dojo the world had ever seen!

276
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,421
But, it caught fire.

277
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,798
So I borrowed money to make another dojo.

278
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,884
This, too, was destroyed.

279
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,471
I borrowed and rebuilt again.

280
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:31,227
And again, and again!
I couldn't keep my head above water.

281
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,404
[elephant trumpets]

282
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,490
[hisses]

283
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,330
I finally had to give it up.

284
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:55,502
If Duckling does not win this fight today
so that I can pay back what I owe,

285
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,630
the consequences will be...
[mimics slicing sound]

286
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,881
...no  bueno.

287
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,468
Why didn't you tell us?
We would have helped you!

288
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,346
Help? A hero does not ask for help.

289
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,889
You really did teach Puss, huh?

290
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,933
[grunts, exclaims]

291
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,394
[grunting]

292
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,312
Hi-yah!

293
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,231
Where does she keep all those knives?

294
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,826
[clanging]

295
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,580
[groans]

296
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,957
[gasps, panting]

297
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,793
Maybe we call it a tie?

298
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,753
[straining]

299
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,715
-[gasps]
-[continues straining]

300
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,969
[sobbing]

301
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,769
I don't wanna fight you.
I don't wanna fight anyone.

302
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,354
I hate fighting!

303
00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:00,775
That is... perfectly timed news.

304
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:06,364
But, Duck, why are you a fighter
if you hate fighting?

305
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,826
Uh, because I'm really, really,
really, really,

306
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:14,748
really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really good at it.

307
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,251
I would have used
just one "really," but okay.

308
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,337
And because El Guante Blanco
needs  me to fight.

309
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,090
He owes money to some nasty bad guys.

310
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,385
The more I fight,
the more he can pay them back.

311
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,180
You must really care about the  maestro.

312
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:35,101
He's the only one
who's ever believed in me.

313
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:39,397
I was an outcast living in the streets,
and he took me in.

314
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,443
If you do not wish to fight,
what do you want?

315
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,361
I wanna be a poet!

316
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,447
Ah, yes, the rhyming.

317
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:51,492
If poetry is your heart,
then you should put down your ducky dukes

318
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,244
and do what you love.

319
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,830
[gasps] You really mean it?

320
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,250
You really get me.

321
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,460
[Puss chuckling]

322
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:05,214
I'm done fighting. Forever!
Thanks for your help, Puss.

323
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,926
Well, everyone needs help sometimes.

324
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,386
And if I can ever help you--

325
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,515
Everyone but me!
Puss in Boots never needs help!

326
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,561
Now go forth and poet-ize!
I will fight instead of you.

327
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:24,358
Um, excuse me!
The championship fight is about to start.

328
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,444
The challenger is here.

329
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,988
-What up, playa?
-[rock music playing]

330
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:30,782
[sighs]

331
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,742
[bandits cheering]

332
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,246
[cheering continues]

333
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,795
The ninja pigs are the reigning champions
of the fighting circuit.

334
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,004
Which one of them is fighting?

335
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,590
It took all four of us
to fill out the application,

336
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,258
so we count as one.

337
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,677
That seems fair.

338
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,554
Okay, Duckling, this is it.
The big leagues.

339
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:57,725
Just do what I tell you.
Stay low, shoulders down, win!

340
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,603
No! I will fight for you,  Maestro.

341
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,524
And these pigs will go running,
wee wee wee, all the way home.

342
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,567
Eh.

343
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,110
Okay!

344
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,823
Last man standing wins all the reales!

345
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:16,577
Let's have a good, clean fight!
Or a terrible, dirty one. [chuckles]

346
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,705
I'm okay either way. Begin!

347
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,414
En garde!

348
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,208
Whoa, whoa, whoa, kitty-cat!

349
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,920
This is a fisticuffs league!
That means no weapons.

350
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:29,632
[chuckles] You think I cannot fight
without a weapon? Ha!

351
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,051
[bandit screeches, groans]

352
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,387
[bandit] I think this is yours.

353
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,304
[bandit gasps]

354
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,057
-Hi-yah!
-[grunts]

355
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:39,726
[groans]

356
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,103
[pigs grunting, shouting]

357
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,024
[pig yelling]

358
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,151
-[grunting]
-Ow! I hate the feet.

359
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,447
Feet are his Achilles heel.
Along with women,  leche , and naps.

360
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,617
-[groans]
-Ooh!

361
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,037
Ducky, what are you waiting for?
Get in there!

362
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,872
[ninja pigs jeering]

363
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,545
I'm sorry,  Maestro . I'm done fighting.

364
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,796
What?

365
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,799
Come on, we're gonna kick your butt!

366
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:17,055
[groaning]

367
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,557
[stuttering] But, you love fighting.

368
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,100
No,  you  love it!

369
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,646
I was never into fighting!

370
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,565
I wanna be a poet.

371
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,400
[Puss shouts, yowls]

372
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,526
[groans]

373
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,447
I have this. I have this!
[grunting]

374
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,575
-Why did you not say so?
-[Puss] I have this. [grunts]

375
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,661
You're the only person
who's ever been in my corner.

376
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,538
I didn't wanna disappoint you.

377
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,374
No, I have this! Whoa!

378
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,543
[panting]

379
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:51,798
[sighs] You could never
disappoint me, Duckling.

380
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,677
-[pig 1 laughs] You want some more?
-[pig 2] Come, get some, Puss!

381
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:57,678
[ninja pigs laughing]

382
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,016
[yelling]

383
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,645
Oh, no, no, no, no, no...
[groaning]

384
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,857
Whether you are fighting or poet-ing,

385
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,736
I will always be proud of you
and your big heart.

386
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,572
[cries out]

387
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,033
-[ninja pigs screaming]
-[Puss groans]

388
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,285
[laughs] Tickle fight!

389
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,704
-Tickle fight! [laughs]
-Lamar, get off!

390
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,207
-Duckling, I release you.
-[gasps]

391
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,460
Aww,  Maestro.

392
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,047
[Puss groans]

393
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,550
Three!

394
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,428
[straining] I am so sorry,  Maestro.

395
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,472
-Two!
-[Ugly Duckling] Not so fast!

396
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:49,022
The Duckling's back!
Quake in fear, or face my quack!

397
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,774
Ducky.

398
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,194
Guess I got one more fight in me.

399
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,447
That is perfectly timed news.

400
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,949
Would you like any help?

401
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,576
Maybe just this once.

402
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,832
No fair! Now there's two of you!

403
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,375
And four of you.

404
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:10,751
Oh, yeah.

405
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,419
Fight time!

406
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,546
[all shouting]

407
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,675
[yowls]

408
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:24,974
[screams]

409
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,186
[ninja pigs groaning]

410
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,774
[bandit laughing] The winner!

411
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,405
Your debt is paid.

412
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:44,077
Let this be a lesson to you all.
Fighting solves everything.

413
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,287
Okay, bye.

414
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:51,167
So, Ginger, you wanted advice?

415
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,254
Yes. We have a goaty-man
in a moley-jail and we must get him out!

416
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,966
Ah, yes! Jail-breaking
is one of my specialties.

417
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,427
I will help. I... mean advise.

418
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,721
Duckling, will you come with us?

419
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:08,350
Thanks, but uh, it's time for me to go
live the life of a poet.

420
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,395
Goodbye,  Maestro.

421
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,400
Goodbye, friend.

422
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:23,241
Oh, and I didn't really poop
in your boots. It was just mud.

423
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,285
That... is a relief.

424
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,412
Maybe a little poop in it.

425
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,706
Yeah, all is forgiven.

426
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,959
Well, off to start my poet-ing.

427
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:38,047
"Goodbye, cruel world of vicious fighting.
I go to do what I love...

428
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:39,757
writing!"

429
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,647
Adiós,  fluffy warrior.

430
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:58,943
See? It's not so bad asking for help.
Everything turned out great.

431
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,612
Great? I was beaten severely!

432
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,405
I am seeing double.

433
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,743
And I think I can smell colors. [sniffs]

434
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,369
I should see a doctor.

435
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,582
Yes. For help.

436
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,585
Very intensive medical help.

437
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:20,380
I'm so proud of you, Puss!
And worried. But mostly proud.

438
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,135
Does anyone else hear ringing?

439
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:27,847
Oh, the colors. The smell is so salty.

440
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,528
[fast, lively flamenco music playing]