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(ENGINE STARTING)

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(HONKING)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(SIGHS)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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You better get married.

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You're starting to look old.

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Dad! You can't
say that to her!

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Pappou!

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Huh.

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TOULA: That's
a family tradition.

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My dad used to say that to me, and
now he just said it to my daughter.

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She's 17.

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My family worries about each
other because we're close.

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Very close.

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(HONKING)

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Extremely close.

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We see no difference between
hugging and suffocation.

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Toula, find your daughter
a Greek boyfriend

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before she does
what you did.

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What the...

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You married a kseno.
My husband!

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He's a nice boy, very nice,
but not Greek, a kseno.

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How can you say that?

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Please stop!

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Hmm.

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(SIGHS)

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TOULA: Do I speak for all
mothers of teens when I ask,

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"Does it ever get better?"

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Ela, Costa!

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Nicko.

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Hey, Dad, pop the trunk.
I'm freezing my nads off.

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Too much makeup.

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(EXHALES)

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We're gonna
have a nice day.

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And we'll paint,
and we'll do nice things.

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Gus, I put your pills
by your coffee.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Costa, did you finish
drawing Alexander the Great?

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Uh-huh. And I sculpted
a Parthenon out of soap.

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Very good, very good.

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COSTA: Oh, no.

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Spell check corrected
"spanakopita" to "spina bifida. "

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Ugh!

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(CHUCKLES)

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Kisses.

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TOULA: Aw,
kisses from your child.

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(EXHALES)
That's over.

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My sister did it right.

51
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When her sons became possessed
by the teen wolf hormones,

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she popped out another one.

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And another one.

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Let's go!
Put on your hat.

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Paris, you should come and
help at the restaurant sometime.

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You should butter
the garlic bread.

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Can't wait.

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Come here, darling.

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Ugh.

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Toula, you and Ian
seen these eyes?

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You better fix this.

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Okay, bye, bye.

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After school
you have hockey.

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Your brothers are coming,
so you make sure you score.

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You will score. The
Greeks invented hockey.

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Yes, because what do you
play hockey on? Ice.

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What is the Greek word
for ice? Pago.

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Pago, puck.
There you go.

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There you go.

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There you go. (LAUGHS)

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Now, give me a word, any word... (SIGHS)

72
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...and I will show you how
the root of that word is Greek.

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ARISTOTLE: Uh, Facebook.

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GUS: Huh. The Greeks
invented Facebook.

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We called it the telephone.

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ARISTOTLE: Bye-bye!
COSTA: Bye, Pappou!

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GUS: Paris.

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Keep your eyeballs open now
for a nice Greek boy

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so one day
you can make babies.

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Don't waste your eggs.

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(GROANS) Outstanding.

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Paris! Pappou didn't mean
to say anything hurtful.

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You're beautiful,
so beautiful.

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Of course you
don't look old.

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He just says stuff
like that. To me, too.

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You don't need
a boyfriend,

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you don't need to get
married and make babies!

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GIRL: Oh, my God.
BOY: The lady's back again.

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(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

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Mother.

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TOULA: When did my name
change from...

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Mommy!

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...to...

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Mother!

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(EXHALES SHARPLY)

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Drama.

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Shut up, Tommy.

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TOULA: I guess when my
daughter started to pull away,

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I should have retreated.

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But I stayed too close.

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I kept volunteering
at her school.

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I wanted her to think
I was cool again.

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(CHEERING)
(GRUNTS)

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ALL: Oh!

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BOY: Loser!

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(GROANING)

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TOULA: Then I remembered
I've never been cool.

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Here comes
the principal.

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TOULA: My husband
has always been cool.

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He just has it.

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And he always knows
the perfect thing to say.

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You okay, babe?

113
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Mmm-hmm.

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Okay, so just when my daughter
doesn't want me around anymore,

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my parents need me
more than ever.

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So I go with them
to get groceries,

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to their doctors,
and to physical therapy.

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The old guys suck the
chocolate off those nuts.

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TOULA: I loved being a travel
agent, but in a tight economy,

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the first things to go are luxuries
like travel and dry cleaning.

121
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Well, luckily,
people still eat.

122
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Oh.

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Hold up, Dad.

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(SIGHS)

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My sister and brother have young
children so I help at the restaurant.

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It's what we do.

127
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'Cause families that
are close like mine,

128
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we make it through bad economies
and sickness and even wars

129
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because we stick together.

130
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But some of us
just get stuck.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Hey, Paris.

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Hey.

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Dad, do not talk to me.

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People think
I'm a narc!

136
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Well, shouldn't you be
in class right now?

137
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You track me all day.

138
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Mom's needy, Pappou
wants to marry me off,

139
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Yiayia constantly tells me to never
ever let a boy touch my poulaki

140
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,313
because "once he
feels it, he wants it"!

141
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,774
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
This family.

142
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,192
Hey! Save it
for the shrink.

143
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,236
Shut up, Tommy.

144
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,322
Honey, your mom felt the
same way about being Greek.

145
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,324
Dad, that's obtuse.

146
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,159
Why would I have
an issue being Greek?

147
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,831
I can't take that everyone
is always in my business.

148
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Give me some air.
I'm not a kid.

149
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I can be late to a class.

150
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:31,880
There won't be a spasmodic catastrophic
ripple in the space-time continuum.

151
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,340
Hmm.

152
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,593
And, yes, four of those
words are Greek.

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Hi.

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Hi.
Hi.

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Where were you
when we set up?

156
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I'm so sorry.
My pipes froze.

157
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,828
And decorated the gym.

158
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,371
So I had to plunge my sink.

159
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,748
You're on clean-up.

160
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,876
Thank you.

161
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,256
Hi.
Hi.

162
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,674
You can say no to them.

163
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,009
(SARCASTICALLY)
Oh, yeah, sure.

164
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,720
Been a long time since those
two made fun of your lunch.

165
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,847
(SIGHS) They called it
moose-caca.

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00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,391
IAN: Eh, come on, don't
let them boss you around.

167
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,772
There's Paris.

168
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:35,068
If she goes to Northwestern,
she'll stay in Chicago.

169
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,571
Please, oh, please.
Let's go over there.

170
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,947
No.
Right.

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MARIA: There she is!

172
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,533
Did you invite the family?

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GUS: Paris!

174
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,411
I told my ma.

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(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

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Hold on. Hey! Hey!

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00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,336
GUS: We're just in time.

178
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,296
MARIA: We're here!

179
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,215
I want you to be
a dental hygienist.

180
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,259
A mother working
two days a week, perfect!

181
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,512
Paris, be a hairdresser.
Like me!

182
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,847
GUS: Ian, look.

183
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,266
Everybody has boys.

184
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,144
You vegetarian. One girl.

185
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,271
Slow sperm.

186
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,522
(CHUCKLES)

187
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,607
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

188
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,984
That's Theia Voula
on the FaceTimes.

189
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,861
Maria, I'm on my way.

190
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,947
I was at Zumba.

191
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,740
MARIA: Who is Zumba?

192
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:22,824
Sorry.

193
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,453
(BOTH SIGHING)

194
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:29,081
We need to find
a boyfriend for Paris.

195
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,750
How about Ariana Skoufis'
boy, huh?

196
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,045
Everybody on that
island has six toes.

197
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,799
Let's wait until summer.
We check his feet.

198
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,926
AUNT VOULA: I see you.

199
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,928
I don't see you.

200
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,596
I see you.

201
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,765
I don't see you.

202
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,392
I see you.

203
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,478
I don't see you. I see you! (LAUGHING)

204
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,562
I see her.

205
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,605
AUNT VOULA: Look at this app.

206
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,191
Ten thousand steps,
I met my goal.

207
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,403
Where's Taki?
He never answers the phone.

208
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,697
Why stand when
you can sit?

209
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,199
Look tired so
they leave us alone.

210
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,325
(BOTH GROAN)

211
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,327
(BOTH SIGH)

212
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,913
(GROANS)
NICK: Hey, Angelo.

213
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,748
You get my
flat-screen TV?

214
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:12,916
Yeah, I got it
right here.

215
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,543
(GROANS)
(LAUGHING)

216
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:15,836
(GRUNTING)

217
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,130
NICK: You can't breathe.
You can't breathe.

218
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,466
Guys!
All right, break it up.

219
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,552
Break it up.
You're coming with me.

220
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,262
(ALL LAUGHING)

221
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,888
Hey, Mike?
Hey, buddy.

222
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,432
You miss working here?

223
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,642
No. Way too scary for me.

224
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,436
Hey, sorry we're late.

225
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,230
Yeah, we had to stop
and pick up Mana-Yiayia.

226
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,898
Wait, where is she?

227
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,442
MAN: Mana-Yiayia?

228
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,901
ALL: Mana-Yiayia?

229
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,654
IAN: Look low, everybody.

230
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,491
Spanakopita!

231
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,577
(ALL CLAMORING)

232
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,246
BOY: Let me in there!
NICK: I want a piece. Easy, guys. Easy.

233
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,748
Take a picture.
BOY: Ooh, that's good.

234
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,624
Hey, come.

235
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,293
TOULA: No, no, honey.

236
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,836
You don't have to do that.
Why don't you just...

237
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,920
It's okay.

238
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,676
Pull my neck back.
Oh, yeah.

239
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,345
And you do mine.
Okay.

240
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,971
Pull, pull.
Okay.

241
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,765
One, two, three, pull!

242
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,558
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

243
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,602
Okay.

244
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,103
Hey, Bennett.

245
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,646
MARIA: Good?

246
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,357
AUNT VOULA:
Let me. I'll be the judge.

247
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,816
Not bad.

248
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,443
ATHENA: Oh, that looks good.

249
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,694
Mmm. So good.
Mmm-hmm.

250
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,904
We should go.

251
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:24,988
Why?

252
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,700
So Paris can speak with this
gentleman and go to Northwestern.

253
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,285
Well, if she gets in.

254
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,703
"If"?

255
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,793
Come here.

256
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,379
My niece wants to come to your
school, you're gonna say, "Welcome. "

257
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,463
You got it?

258
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,634
ANGELO: Come here, pal.

259
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,054
And a tuition discount
means a box of steaks for ya.

260
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:51,848
Uh...

261
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,475
Northwestern is
very selective.

262
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,312
She's only coming there
if you teach Greek history.

263
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,232
MAN: Of course. We have an
outstanding classics program.

264
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,317
Greek, Italian.

265
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,985
The Greeks invented Italian.

266
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,113
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)

267
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,490
Actually, no.
Yes.

268
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,741
Nope.

269
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,909
You Greek?

270
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,577
No, sir.
I'm a Sephardic Jew.

271
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,787
Then you Greek.

272
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,790
No, my family is Spanish.

273
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,752
Alexander the Great went
through Spain spreading his seed.

274
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,878
You Greek.

275
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,171
This is not the time.

276
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,840
And it's ridiculous.

277
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,675
The man doesn't know history.
"Spreading his seed"?

278
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,801
Hey.

279
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,344
(ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)

280
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,931
Hey!

281
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,853
Alabama, Florida,
Texas, New York.

282
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,189
These are the colleges I'm applying
to, far, far away from here.

283
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,444
Why do you want
to leave me?

284
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:46,987
(SIGHS)

285
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,660
Didn't I say, get your
daughter a Greek boyfriend?

286
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,163
Dad!
And you, educate yourself.

287
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,915
We are all descendants
of Alexander the Great.

288
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,792
I am for sure!

289
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,169
No, you're not.

290
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,795
Maria...
No, you're not.

291
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,797
It's okay.
He knows, he knows.

292
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,048
It's okay.

293
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:20,729
(GASPS)

294
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,402
Gracias.

295
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,699
(SIZZLING)

296
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,371
COSTA: Okay, give me
a word. Any word.

297
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,915
Chimichanga.

298
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,333
Sure.

299
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:47,297
"Chimi" comes from the Greek word
"kima, " which means "spicy beef. "

300
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:51,176
And "changa" comes from
the Greek word "tsanda, "

301
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,345
which means "purse. "

302
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,182
So meat that is
shaped like a purse.

303
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,017
Chimichanga.

304
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,393
There you go.

305
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,270
There you go.
ANGELO: Quit setting me up.

306
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,647
Hey, just meet her.
She's from Holland.

307
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,565
Nah. I don't
speak Hollandaise.

308
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,942
Yeah, in the city.

309
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,193
NIKKI: Exactly.

310
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,277
BOTH: Ah...

311
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,196
It's ready.

312
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,614
Eh.

313
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,200
Hey.

314
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,577
Hi.

315
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,497
Just because you don't want to
be working here when you're my age

316
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,917
doesn't mean you have to run
off to college in another city.

317
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,419
I just hope you applied to
some local colleges, too.

318
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,381
Why do parents
always say "dream big"

319
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,883
when they really mean
"not too big"?

320
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:36,513
Like, "Fly, little birdy. Wait,
no, let me hold your wings. "

321
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,604
(COUGHS) Payback.

322
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,897
What?

323
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,482
Office.

324
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,155
(VACUUM WHIRRING)

325
00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,452
Sit.

326
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,455
Oh, please don't lecture me
about my daughter.

327
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:06,293
I'm going to find her
a boyfriend. Relax.

328
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,670
Now, show me
how to work that.

329
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,922
You want to learn
how to use a computer?

330
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:14,884
Yeah, what's that thing called
where they search for the...

331
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,303
DNA?

332
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,637
A crime scene.

333
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,432
No, no, where their
families come from.

334
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:24,269
Oh, the Find Your
Ancestry site.

335
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,271
GUS: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm
going to prove to your mother

336
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,858
that I'm related to
Alexander the Great.

337
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,443
But don't tell her.

338
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,695
Dad, you're gonna have to
type in your relatives

339
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,655
all the way
back to 300 BC.

340
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,949
You get frustrated
just adding up checks.

341
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,828
Because your mother talks to
me and I lose count. Show me.

342
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,039
Okay.

343
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,792
This is called a mouse.
Why?

344
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,295
I don't know.
Put your hand on it.

345
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,423
Less.

346
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,387
Good. Look on the monitor.

347
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,598
Don't make up words.
You confuse me.

348
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,101
Okay. Move your hand
on the mouse.

349
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,355
This is your mouse
moving on the screen.

350
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,569
I got this! (LAUGHS)

351
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,698
Down, down, save.

352
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,825
That's delete! Go back!
Oh, my God.

353
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,243
Down, down.

354
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,995
That's delete, Dad!

355
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,539
No! Now what?
Okay!

356
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,752
Dot, dot. Okay.

357
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,921
Now...

358
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,507
No! No! (GRUNTS)

359
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,716
Toula!

360
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,885
0-6-6...
No, no, no. 6-0-6.

361
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,513
6-0... 0-6-0-6.

362
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,681
"Quit"?

363
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,723
No quit!

364
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,517
1-9-2-9.

365
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,894
1-2-9-9.
No, no, no.

366
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:48,978
Toula!

367
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,356
Oh, no, no, don't click
on that, Dad. That's porn.

368
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440
It's porn?

369
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,192
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

370
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,985
I don't know how it got there.
Delete, delete, delete...

371
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,570
(CLEARS THROAT)

372
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,283
Nicko, wake up!

373
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,827
Look what it's doing.

374
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,453
Toula!
(GASPS)

375
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,375
No. No. No!

376
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,919
Stay down.

377
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,632
Stay.
You're older than me.

378
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,467
No, no!
Stop! No eyes!

379
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:20,802
Sit.

380
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,722
How's it going, Dad?

381
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,140
Oh, is slow.

382
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,368
Huh.

383
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,162
(CHURCH BELLS TOLLING)

384
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,795
See, honey?
You can't move away.

385
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,589
Who will you
go to church with?

386
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,965
Paris, look.

387
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,258
(LAUGHTER)

388
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,635
Husbands. (LAUGHS)

389
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,763
I'll be in the car.

390
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,014
I'll go with you.
Me, too.

391
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,098
Of course.

392
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,350
Angelo, go pick a wife.

393
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,562
Ma, I'm not 13 anymore.

394
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,774
Maria, Costa,
we have a new family.

395
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,942
Hi.
Hello.

396
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,487
We're the Mikoses. I'm Anna,
this is my husband George.

397
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,280
How you doin'?
Hello.

398
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,199
I am Maria Portokalos.

399
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,618
This is my husband Costa.
Gus, for short.

400
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,702
(CHUCKLES)

401
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,621
Do you have
any children?

402
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,747
Do you have a son?

403
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,332
We do. We have a son.
Yeah, we do have a son.

404
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,918
Ah. Meat eaters.

405
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,545
Maria, please invite them
to our restaurant.

406
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,839
And bring your son.

407
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,217
Excuse me now, I have
to go talk to the priest.

408
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,301
Okay.

409
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,220
Be careful, Gus.
Your hip.

410
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,554
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(CHUCKLES)

411
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,390
(CHUCKLING) I know you.

412
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,017
Oh.

413
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,269
You must recognize my husband
from the Channel Seven news.

414
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,647
Come on, do the thing.

415
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,773
Oh, yeah?

416
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,942
Hey now, Chicago.

417
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,235
(GIGGLING)

418
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,736
(BOTH LAUGHING)

419
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:10,036
Pater, look at
my wedding certificate.

420
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,457
Never signed.

421
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,711
Will you...

422
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,922
I'm sorry, Costa.
Can't do it.

423
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,591
(EXHALES)

424
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,511
You're not married?

425
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:27,637
Shush!

426
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,014
How can this be?

427
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,891
Well, you know, the war.

428
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,978
The priest in our village, he
never finished the seminary.

429
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,021
There was no money
for anything.

430
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,148
So, I guess he just
came back to the town,

431
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,861
he start to do funerals
and baptisms and weddings

432
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,445
and nobody knew.

433
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,407
Lucky we got married
in Athens.

434
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,327
Our priest just
can't sign it?

435
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,996
He's not allowed.

436
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,415
What did Maria say?

437
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:59,669
I don't know how I'm going to tell
her. You know how upset she'll be.

438
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,795
(LAUGHING)

439
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,302
We're not married?

440
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,428
No!

441
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,305
And we had children?

442
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,472
Yes!

443
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,849
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

444
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,728
I'm a hippie. (LAUGHS)

445
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,938
"Hippie. "

446
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,234
Maria, this is serious.
It's not right.

447
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,820
Who cares?
We're married now.

448
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,114
By what's...
What's that called?

449
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,782
Time served.

450
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,201
People will find out.

451
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,871
We have to get married.

452
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:38,499
Yeah, Dad. "You better get married.
You're starting to look old. "

453
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:40,627
(CHUCKLING)

454
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,047
Too soon?

455
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,131
IAN: Mmm-hmm.

456
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,927
The priest says
he will do it.

457
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,511
We can go today.

458
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,596
Today?

459
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,889
Sounds good! Let's go.

460
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,016
Oh, okay. Okay!
That's good. That's good.

461
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,685
I'm not ready to get
married just like that.

462
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,520
We're married already.

463
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,773
Then why do we have to
see the priest?

464
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,567
What's going on?

465
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,320
Gus,

466
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,409
I want you to propose to me.

467
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,411
(LAUGHS) I did!

468
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,456
Not really.
You didn't say it right.

469
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,918
And it's been bothering me for 50 years.

470
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,378
What did I say?

471
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,171
You don't remember?

472
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,757
It was a long time ago.

473
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:32,720
You said, "I'm going to
America. You coming or not?"

474
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,138
Uh...

475
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:35,765
That's direct.

476
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:37,642
TOULA: Dad, I can't
believe you said that.

477
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,936
What's wrong with that?
I think it's fine. Honest.

478
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,437
ILARIA: Oh, wait. I remember.

479
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:44,732
You said, "I want to
put a baby in you. "

480
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,526
MARIA: Nicko.

481
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,362
I thought it was
romantic. Hey!

482
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,531
And that was the last time
you tried being romantic.

483
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,491
Nobody warns you
when you get married

484
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,034
the romance is gone
just like that.

485
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,709
Can we focus on
my parents, here?

486
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,505
Ma, what's the matter?

487
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,551
I just don't want to
get married today.

488
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:12,885
(ILARIA GASPING)

489
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,470
Maria!

490
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,515
TOULA: Mom, hold on.
Toula, do something!

491
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:20,268
I'll talk to her.
Everybody, out.

492
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,438
NICK: I thought it was
a good proposal.

493
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,522
(SIGHS)

494
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,701
Hi, Theia.

495
00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,830
A little present from me.
I just did your living room.

496
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,458
Ah. Thank you.
How's my mom?

497
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:48,671
Oh, your mom isn't talking to your
dad until he proposes, and your dad

498
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,300
says she's always been bossy
and he won't do it.

499
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,469
This is for you.

500
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,263
Oh, thank you.
I have tweezers.

501
00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:58,848
Oh, with a light.

502
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:02,560
All right, I'll talk to my mom
and dad after I make dinner.

503
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:03,853
(CHUCKLES) No offense.

504
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:08,941
You and your husband
look terrible.

505
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,651
Okay.

506
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,571
Stop trying to
fix everything.

507
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,993
You baby your parents because you
can't parent your baby no more.

508
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:22,371
Your generation,
you're super mommy.

509
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:25,708
Then one day you wake up, you
realize your baby don't need you.

510
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,668
You forgot how to
brush your hair.

511
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,295
I don't have time
to brush my hair.

512
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:32,215
Text your husband.
You're going on a date.

513
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:33,257
Where?

514
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:36,761
I don't know. Do I
have to do everything?

515
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:43,101
And afterward, this will
help you sleep better. Hmm.

516
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,393
Look, satin.

517
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,772
Slippery, like an eel.

518
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,107
Theia.

519
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:51,943
That is the last thing
I can think about.

520
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,071
I need a shower, I need to dye
my hair, I need wrinkle cream...

521
00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:56,447
Wrinkles! No.

522
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,617
(CHUCKLES)
Greek don't creak.

523
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,537
Anyway, you know
what Taki likes in bed?

524
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:03,913
Oh, no. (SCATTING)

525
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,082
Confidence.

526
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,667
(GROWLS)

527
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,210
That's sexy.

528
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:10,920
Okay, I'm done.

529
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,714
And dress up like
a hotel maid.

530
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,716
Men love morning
room service.

531
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,552
Sunny side up!

532
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,428
Okay. Good talk.

533
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:23,599
Take your husband on a date.
Don't worry about anything.

534
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,853
Mana-Yiayia and I will stay
with Paris. I'll talk to her.

535
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,772
I'll scare her out of
moving away from her family.

536
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,983
No, Theia. (LAUGHING) I'm just kidding.

537
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,110
Oh. Okay.
Not really.

538
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,737
Have fun.

539
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,948
Laugh, flirt.

540
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,117
One rule. Don't fight.

541
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,995
Which means don't talk
about your daughter.

542
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:49,834
Remember, you were a girlfriend
before you were a mother.

543
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,087
Okay.

544
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,339
You're welcome.

545
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,924
Shave everything.

546
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:59,760
Everything. Ooh!

547
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,223
MAN: I'll check this for you.

548
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,933
Thank you.
You're welcome.

549
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:17,778
(CHUCKLES)

550
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,577
Quick, sit down before
my wife gets here.

551
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:25,661
(CHUCKLES)

552
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:32,627
Wow.

553
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,674
You look pretty.

554
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,721
Well, four hours, $500.

555
00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:44,805
(LAUGHS)

556
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:47,183
How much?

557
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,311
You look so handsome.

558
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:51,520
Yeah?

559
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,564
Yeah!
Thanks.

560
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,066
Aunt Voula called
me up, she said,

561
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,818
"You used to be good-looking.
Get it together. "

562
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:58,903
Oh.

563
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,656
So I...
Buzzed my nose hairs.

564
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,575
Ah. Well, now I know that.

565
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:07,161
Who said there's no romance
after marriage?

566
00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:09,914
Me.

567
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,043
Me, too.

568
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,712
Want to work on it?

569
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:19,840
Okay.

570
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:24,053
Don't have garlic tonight
because you might get lucky.

571
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:26,681
(CHUCKLES)

572
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:30,226
You really think Paris is
gonna go away to college?

573
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:35,773
You know, Aunt Voula said that
we shouldn't talk about Paris.

574
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,401
Oh.
Yeah.

575
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:41,862
Okay.

576
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,030
Okay.

577
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,869
So, how was your day?

578
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,539
Why can't we talk
about Paris?

579
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:52,707
I know.

580
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,250
I mean, I have to.

581
00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:57,253
Me, too. How do we stop
her from moving away?

582
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,338
I was thinking that we could
act like it's okay with us.

583
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:00,798
Reverse psychology?

584
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,675
Yeah, it always works.
That's great.

585
00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:03,968
Or we could
write a letter.

586
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,137
"Dear admissions board, we
hope you accept our daughter

587
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,389
"because she just
got outta jail."

588
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,435
"P.S. Do you have a student
lounge where she can sell pot?"

589
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,061
(BOTH LAUGHING)

590
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,896
That's funny.
That's funny.

591
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:24,363
I don't know what I'm
gonna do if she goes away.

592
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,158
Don't.

593
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,994
No, I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

594
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,246
Come on.
Please don't.

595
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,914
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

596
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,750
It's gonna be okay.

597
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,676
This is why Aunt Voula said,
"Don't talk about Paris. "

598
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,889
But once you're a parent, what
else do you want to talk about?

599
00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,432
I don't know.

600
00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:58,939
Theia Voula said to remember I was
a girlfriend before I was a mother.

601
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,237
Yeah, you were
my girlfriend.

602
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,620
Hey, remember
when we were dating,

603
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,622
you wouldn't let me drop
you off in front of the house

604
00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:16,832
'cause you didn't want
your parents to see me?

605
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,293
No. I didn't want you
to see the house.

606
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:20,878
(IAN CHUCKLES)

607
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,630
IAN: How could I miss it?

608
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,634
I used to park right...

609
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:28,677
...here.

610
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,723
What's going on?

611
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,559
I remember those
good-night kisses.

612
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:38,979
Oh, you do, huh?

613
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,064
Mmm-hmm.

614
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,320
(BOTH MOANING SOFTLY)

615
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,446
What are you doing?
Nothing.

616
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,697
(YELLS)

617
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:49,782
(LAUGHING)

618
00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:55,996
(MOANING)

619
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,002
Get this off. Get it off.
Do you need help?

620
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:04,171
(LAUGHING)
Okay, get my tie.

621
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,385
Get it off.

622
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:10,845
(BOTH MOANING)

623
00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,221
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

624
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,348
GUS: What you doing?

625
00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:15,683
(GASPING)

626
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,478
Nothing, nothing!
We're just going.

627
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,063
It's...
Everything's okay.

628
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,525
You don't have a house
to do that? Oh, my God.

629
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,486
Gus, what's wrong?

630
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:29,655
(CHUCKLES)

631
00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,908
(MARIA GASPS)
Perfect.

632
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,244
Parents deserve
a sex life.

633
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,872
Said no one ever.

634
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,832
What is going on
in here?

635
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,876
Nothing.
We're just talking.

636
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:45,254
Honey, by the way, we think you
should go to college out of state.

637
00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:47,506
What is that?
Reverse psychology?

638
00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,761
That never works.
That never works.

639
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,054
That never works.

640
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,223
What's going on?
I'm calling the cops.

641
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,017
It's okay, Mrs. White.

642
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,019
(DOGS BARKING)

643
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:02,396
Quiet! Stop it! Quiet!

644
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,398
He doesn't speak English.

645
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,816
(SPEAKING GREEK)

646
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:09,904
I've got pepper spray.

647
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,740
Come on. Come on.

648
00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,575
Ian Miller...

649
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:15,993
In the street?

650
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,328
It is indecent.

651
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,497
Oh, Gus,
what is the problem?

652
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,207
At least
they are married.

653
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,291
Maria!

654
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,210
We are not married.

655
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:26,212
You want decency?

656
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,048
Tonight, you sleep
in another room.

657
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,342
Socrates, let's go.

658
00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,761
Fine!
MARIA: No fine!

659
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:36,639
Uh...

660
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:39,099
Can I just ask?
Yes, dear.

661
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:44,939
Your grandparents are living in sin
because your pappou won't propose.

662
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:48,025
Uh, I don't get why
Yiayia needs that.

663
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:52,947
Because you're not a woman who has
put up with Pappou for 50 years.

664
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,117
TOULA: (SIGHS)
I have to fix this.

665
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,786
No, you don't.

666
00:33:58,954 --> 00:33:59,954
Where were we?

667
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,539
No, we can't.

668
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,916
Mmm. (LAUGHING)

669
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:05,709
Oh. Oh. (GIGGLES)

670
00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:22,893
It's too tight.

671
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,562
Hey, you're late today.

672
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,896
My wife wouldn't drive me.

673
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,023
Why not?
Nothing, nothing.

674
00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,233
Lift these.

675
00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:30,317
(GRUNTS)

676
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,694
I'll be back.

677
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,282
She's gone.

678
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,243
You Greek?

679
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,120
Iranian.

680
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:42,621
So, Persian?

681
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,583
In 334 BC,

682
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:50,129
Alexander the Great conquered the
Persian army and occupied the East.

683
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,548
You so Greek,
we probably related.

684
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:57,303
We had civilizations
in Persia 3,000 years

685
00:34:57,387 --> 00:35:00,180
before you Greeks
discovered rocks.

686
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:03,267
The Greeks gave the world
philosophy, democracy.

687
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:07,479
The Chinese gave the world
paper, tea and medicine.

688
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:11,358
Without Scotland's Alexander Fleming,
the world wouldn't have penicillin.

689
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,695
Soon I will have proof

690
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:18,866
that I am a direct descendant
of Alexander the Great.

691
00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,117
(ALL LAUGHING)

692
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,079
WOMAN: Hey!

693
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:25,706
(ALL GRUNTING)

694
00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,962
He's a moody, moody bear.

695
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,214
Did you leave the dishes
in the sink like I told you?

696
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,299
MARIA: Yes.
Good.

697
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,634
GUS: I sleep with the dog.

698
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:39,678
And she don't give me
my pills in the morning.

699
00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,056
She won't clean,
she won't do my laundry.

700
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,516
Anarchy.
Anarchy.

701
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:48,520
I don't understand. Why
can't he just propose?

702
00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:50,648
Because he is stubborn.

703
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:51,732
Oh...

704
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:54,568
He's looking!

705
00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:57,321
Act like we're having fun.
One, two, three.

706
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:58,947
(BOTH LAUGHING)

707
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:00,407
(SIGHS)

708
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:03,118
AUNT VOULA:
Oh, no, really?

709
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:04,370
Oh...

710
00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,707
Reporting for my garlic bread shift. Hi.

711
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,502
So many other things I could
be doing in my senior year.

712
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,629
Like thinking
about prom?

713
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,589
Nah,
I'm not going to that.

714
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,091
(SIGHS)

715
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,636
Anything come from colleges yet? No.

716
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,304
Hello, everybody.
Good to see you again.

717
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:24,848
Listen, my wife
and son are in the car.

718
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,433
Should I bring them in now?
Good time to visit?

719
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,601
Yes!

720
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:29,603
Okay.

721
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,106
He has a son for Paris.

722
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:36,110
Ah. Did you see the
hair on that Greek god?

723
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:38,320
Now, I'm going to
fix everything.

724
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,155
Paris will stay
in Chicago.

725
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,199
I will be the hero,

726
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:45,536
and then that woman
can propose to me!

727
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,246
Ah. (LAUGHS)

728
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,749
Remember when you
asked me out on a date?

729
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,209
(CHUCKLES) Kinda.

730
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,128
How about
another date tonight?

731
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,546
How about "Yeah"?

732
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,881
I cleaned the car.
Ooh.

733
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,925
GUS: Everybody,
I have a surprise!

734
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,511
Paris, wipe your face.

735
00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:03,887
(LAUGHS)

736
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:04,972
TOULA: Uh-huh.

737
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,183
Dad, what are you up to?

738
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,894
Every Greek girl should
have a Greek boyfriend

739
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,105
and I found you one.

740
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:14,732
Hello.

741
00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:15,858
Hi.

742
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:18,736
(CHUCKLES)

743
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:21,947
We're getting married!

744
00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:26,076
You said you had
a son for my granddaughter.

745
00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:27,995
No, he didn't.
You don't listen!

746
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,165
Come on, you can help me
butter garlic bread.

747
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:32,791
(CHUCKLING)

748
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,210
Anyway, welcome
to my restaurant.

749
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,795
Our restaurant.

750
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:40,048
Is in my name, which
makes you my employee.

751
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,175
Ah...
(CHUCKLING)

752
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:46,430
So, then I want back pay
for 50 years of overtime!

753
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,514
Ah.
TOULA: Dad!

754
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,767
Okay. Mom. Okay.

755
00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:52,269
Welcome, welcome.
Come, let us feed you.

756
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,438
Thank you so much. Thank you. Okay.

757
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:56,690
Come on, let's go.

758
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,942
What? We can't
leave right now.

759
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,112
All my life, I wanted
to be a newscaster,

760
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,782
but I have
a very dry mouth.

761
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:09,995
When I went through puberty, my
tongue swelled up like a tree trunk.

762
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:12,206
It's still puffy. Look.

763
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:13,957
Ah.
Oh, I don't want to.

764
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:15,959
Oh, God, that's big.

765
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,795
I don't want to.
Ah...

766
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,672
Maria, we have
important company.

767
00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:21,840
I don't care!

768
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:22,925
Oh.

769
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,678
Employee, bring menus.

770
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,889
(CHUCKLING)

771
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,599
Get them yourself!

772
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:31,809
Oh.

773
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,645
(ALL GASPING)
Yeah.

774
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,647
Come on, Toula.

775
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:38,398
Oh.

776
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,067
I was rude to the boss.

777
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,946
I hope
I don't get fired.

778
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,906
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

779
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,075
(CHUCKLES)

780
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,161
GUS: She's just kidding,
you know.

781
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,288
(DOOR SLAMS)

782
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,415
GUS: (CHUCKLING)
She's, uh...

783
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,000
She's, uh...

784
00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:01,505
You know? Not every day,
but sometimes.

785
00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:04,716
(SIGHS)

786
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,721
GUS: Maria,
where are you?

787
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,357
Oh.

788
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:23,527
IAN: Hey, it's Ian.
Leave me a message.

789
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,404
It's me again.

790
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:28,115
I'm sorry I'm late.
I am closing up.

791
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:29,867
I'm coming right now.

792
00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:31,118
I'm sorry.

793
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:03,817
(PHONE RINGING)

794
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,111
(BOTH SCREAMING)

795
00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,279
What are you doing?

796
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:10,782
The phone's ringing.

797
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,037
Hello?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

798
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,163
Hey, Maria.

799
00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,623
Uh...

800
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,458
Yes. Okay.

801
00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,377
Your dad got stuck
in the bathtub.

802
00:40:22,462 --> 00:40:23,879
She can't lift him.

803
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,397
I got this, Ma.

804
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,608
What's up, Dad?

805
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,026
GUS: Hello, Nicko.

806
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:48,362
Ma, you couldn't put
some clothes on him?

807
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,656
If I could,
I wouldn't need you.

808
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:51,865
What happened?

809
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,742
Did he fall?
It's that hip.

810
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:54,910
It locked.

811
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,203
GUS: I'm fine!

812
00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:57,454
MARIA: No fine!

813
00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:00,540
Do your physical therapy
like everybody else.

814
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:01,875
GUS: Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

815
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,128
All right, all right, we can
handle this, boys. Oh, yeah.

816
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,172
Ma, why don't you
empty the tub?

817
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,383
And put a towel over him.
Okay.

818
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,467
Thank you.

819
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,469
Yeah, you can't un-see that.

820
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:13,929
GUS: What's going on?
MARIA: Just be quiet!

821
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,097
Should I call
an ambulance?

822
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:16,723
No, no, that'll
make him feel old.

823
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,058
Yeah, he'd never
forgive you.

824
00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,393
Me?
Yeah.

825
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,104
Yeah, you'd call, and we'd
have to tell him you called.

826
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,398
Well, what are we
gonna do?

827
00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:26,233
When I was in the kitchen,
we had to season a roast.

828
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,777
I had to put my hands
underneath it and turn it over.

829
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:32,990
(GASPS) Okay, I put a towel
over his private parts.

830
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,408
GUS: A big one!

831
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:37,077
Yes, Gus, a big one.

832
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,621
IAN: Okay, what's...

833
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:40,706
What's the plan?

834
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:41,957
We're gonna
roll him over.

835
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,334
Yeah, and he gets on his
hands and knees, and he's up!

836
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,253
Okay, we ready?

837
00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,421
No!

838
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,548
God, no.
No. No. No.

839
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,425
How will that work?

840
00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,098
Why are your
eyes closed?

841
00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,474
(ALL GROANING)

842
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,684
IAN: Okay. Let's go.

843
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,352
Let's go.
NICK: Flip him.

844
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,604
Turn him over like a
roast! (ANGELO GRUNTS)

845
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,023
ANGELO:
Keep the towel on!

846
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,442
GUS: Oh!
That's not the plug.

847
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:09,651
ANGELO: Sorry.

848
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,111
NICK: Ouch! He's biting! He's biting!

849
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:12,487
Angelo! My nuts!

850
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:13,822
I'm calling an ambulance.

851
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:14,906
NICK: Who's pushing?

852
00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:17,284
(SIRENS WAILING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

853
00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:21,163
Come on.

854
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:23,623
I always knew
there'd be a murder here.

855
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:26,168
Ah, the grandma
finally went.

856
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:28,628
Well, what was she, 120? Mmm-hmm.

857
00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:31,006
Must have slept
in pickle juice.

858
00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,132
(ALL LAUGHING)

859
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,675
(GASPS)

860
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,804
All right, here, this
will take away your pain.

861
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:41,183
Twice I drank it. I
gave birth without drugs.

862
00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,311
You know,

863
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:48,482
one of my ovaries
never put out an egg.

864
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,860
But the other one would
spit out two a month.

865
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,653
I could feel it
right here.

866
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:54,821
Right there.
Oh, yeah.

867
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,490
Ping, ping.

868
00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,992
But the left ovary,
nothing.

869
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,245
It was closed
like a stuck zipper.

870
00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:03,538
Really?

871
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:04,623
Uh-huh.
(AUNT VOULA SIGHS)

872
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,833
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

873
00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,087
Are you okay?

874
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:12,756
I still see it.

875
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,840
(SIGHS)

876
00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,095
Does this count
as a date?

877
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,262
No.

878
00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:21,515
I'm sorry.

879
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:22,766
MARIA: Toula!

880
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,476
(BOTH SIGHING)

881
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,977
I'm coming.

882
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,316
Gus, you okay?

883
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,943
(LAUGHING) I'm fine.

884
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,028
No fine!

885
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,530
Thank you so much.

886
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,614
MARIA: Toula.

887
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,199
Go to the hospital.

888
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,700
Okay.

889
00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,285
What? Why?
You're not coming?

890
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,370
MARIA: No!

891
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,330
Family members only!

892
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:47,541
That means children,

893
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,960
and wife,
if you had one.

894
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:51,878
What?

895
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,720
If I...
Hey, wait, wait!

896
00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:03,390
Maria!

897
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:05,559
What?

898
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:10,021
Will you marry me, please?

899
00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:19,531
Yes! Okay?
I'll marry you!

900
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:21,867
(SIGHS)

901
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,912
Toula, take me
to the hospital.

902
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:27,622
Okay.

903
00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,207
I'll get my car.

904
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:30,625
GUS: Oh, my hip.

905
00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:32,002
Such a weird family.

906
00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:33,420
Odd people.

907
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:38,592
What?

908
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,803
You mean "pardon"?

909
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:45,307
No. I mean, "What?"

910
00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:47,809
As in, "What is
wrong with you?"

911
00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:53,148
You're standing in my driveway
making fun of my family?

912
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,233
Oh, we're so weird.

913
00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:58,153
Oh, we smell like burnt
oregano and feta cheese.

914
00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,321
I got it.

915
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:00,614
I got it.

916
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,700
But that's my dad
going into that ambulance.

917
00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:06,328
My dad, into that ambulance,
and you are standing here...

918
00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:08,121
Good night, everyone.

919
00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:15,045
I'll come
to the hospital, too.

920
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,218
(HONKING)

921
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,433
Hi, sweetheart.

922
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,601
Hi, Ma.
Hey, Yiayia.

923
00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:30,727
You all right?

924
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:31,811
Oh, what a night.

925
00:45:32,772 --> 00:45:34,022
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

926
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,817
Good morning.

927
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,152
EDIE: Hi, there.

928
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,820
MARGE:
Beautiful day today.

929
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,364
How's your husband?

930
00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,782
He'll live.

931
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:44,991
BOTH: Oh, good.

932
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:46,743
So I can kill him.

933
00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,329
(BOTH CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

934
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,000
What was that?

935
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,835
Basically, Mom told them
to suck it.

936
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,962
MARIA: Good.

937
00:45:57,046 --> 00:46:00,173
Paris, you come from a
long line of strong women.

938
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,258
TOULA: Which means,

939
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:04,010
you get to choose your own
seven-year-old boyfriend.

940
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,178
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

941
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,933
So, Yiayia, are you and Pappou
really gonna get married now?

942
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,059
Yes.

943
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,646
And this time,
I'm doing it right.

944
00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:22,153
(CHUCKLES)

945
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:23,697
Goodness.

946
00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:28,034
This one. This is the one. No,
I don't like this. This one.

947
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,953
Look, you coming out
of the flower.

948
00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:31,288
No.

949
00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:33,999
What did she say...
(GASPING) Beautiful!

950
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,504
This is the most beautiful
cake I ever saw.

951
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,425
Gus is going to love it!
Bravo, bravo, bravo!

952
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,095
AUNT VOULA: Oh, look at this! Perfect!

953
00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:49,514
Pepto-Bismol pink.
Where's the driver?

954
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,349
ATHENA: Wow.
NIKKI: A big one!

955
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,351
This is so good.
Mmm...

956
00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:55,562
Love it. Love it.
This is good.

957
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,731
Take a photo!
Yeah, take a photo.

958
00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,566
All right,
pull my neck.

959
00:46:59,734 --> 00:47:01,568
BOTH: One, two, pull!

960
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:02,902
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

961
00:47:05,448 --> 00:47:06,573
MARIA: I'm so excited.

962
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:09,576
They have to make
the breasts bigger for me.

963
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,078
Oh, look at this one!

964
00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:15,332
(LAUGHING)

965
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:17,042
You like it?

966
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,752
ATHENA: This is nice.

967
00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:21,755
MARIA:
Where's Mana-Yiayia?

968
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:24,549
ALL: Mana-Yiayia?

969
00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:40,106
IAN: Paris!

970
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,608
PARIS: Over here, Dad.

971
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,118
You open them.

972
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,536
Just tell me.

973
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:00,919
(EXHALES)

974
00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:09,677
You've been accepted at
Northwestern University

975
00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:11,054
here in Chicago...
(GASPS)

976
00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:12,764
...and NYU, New York City.

977
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,100
(BOTH GASPING AND SCREAMING)

978
00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:18,978
(ALL LAUGHING)

979
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,817
We're so proud of you!

980
00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:27,278
Okay, okay, okay.
Decision time.

981
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,241
Where do you wanna
go to college?

982
00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,537
I'll stay here
in Chicago.

983
00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:36,871
Okay.
That's good.

984
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,456
If that's what
you want.

985
00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:39,666
Yeah.

986
00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,172
Dad.

987
00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:47,966
(GASPS) Did you hear?
Paris is staying.

988
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,300
She found a boyfriend?

989
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,010
Dad.

990
00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:54,806
Toula, it very good news.

991
00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:56,057
Yep.

992
00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:59,686
Your hip is better. The
physical therapy is working.

993
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,063
It's not that therapy.

994
00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:04,232
I can fix it myself.

995
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,114
Of course.

996
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,282
(CHUCKLES)

997
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:14,284
Oh!

998
00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:17,537
I just remembered.

999
00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:22,876
Today, I sent out my application
for Alexander the Great.

1000
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,587
You mailed this
to Find Your Ancestry?

1001
00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,589
By myself.

1002
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:31,801
It was so hard trying to
remember every name, every date.

1003
00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:34,929
Well, you could have called
Theio Panos in Greece.

1004
00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:38,224
Oh, so my brother can tell
me what I'm doing is stupid?

1005
00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:39,726
Okay.

1006
00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:41,811
How are the wedding
preparations?

1007
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:44,063
Fine, but, Toula,

1008
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:47,233
I can't afford the kind of
wedding your mother wants.

1009
00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:48,401
I know.

1010
00:49:48,569 --> 00:49:50,236
I was thinking we could
give you some money.

1011
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:52,739
No, no, you need it
for college.

1012
00:49:52,865 --> 00:49:53,948
(GROANS)

1013
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:55,909
Are you okay?

1014
00:49:56,452 --> 00:50:00,914
Yes, but I can't sleep
without your mother snoring.

1015
00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:02,874
You're married.

1016
00:50:03,042 --> 00:50:06,544
You know what it's like
to have that person there

1017
00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:08,588
right beside you.

1018
00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,256
In every way.

1019
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:15,261
You walk through your life
seeing your shadow as two people.

1020
00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:17,847
You know you can
reach out in the night

1021
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,517
and that person
is there.

1022
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,519
And then they're not.

1023
00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:24,771
Because they make you
stay on the couch

1024
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,315
until a priest
can say it's okay.

1025
00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:28,399
(SNIFFLES)

1026
00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:31,528
Oh, Dad.

1027
00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:36,032
I just made baklava.
You want a piece?

1028
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:38,660
No.

1029
00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:40,662
Chocolate baklava.

1030
00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,415
Just a small piece.

1031
00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,085
I'll bring you the tray
and a fork.

1032
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,461
Put some strawberries.

1033
00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:49,754
Okay.

1034
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:57,428
Mana-Yiayia?

1035
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,350
I'm gonna stay home
for college.

1036
00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:08,815
That's good, right?

1037
00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:18,324
It's what I want.

1038
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:23,162
But is not.

1039
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,667
(DOOR SLAMS)
(MARIA EXHALES)

1040
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:34,674
The wedding planner,
she fired me!

1041
00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:41,556
So, they're not
getting married?

1042
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,224
(SIGHS)
I have to fix this.

1043
00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,269
When can you fix us?

1044
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,732
What do you mean?

1045
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:53,192
I mean, you're always
running in and out of here,

1046
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:56,988
you're cooking something,
you're volunteering somewhere.

1047
00:51:57,072 --> 00:51:59,198
It's like you avoid
being alone with me.

1048
00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:02,368
But you just explained
why I'm never here.

1049
00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:05,163
Look, it's my fault, too.
We're busy.

1050
00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:08,207
But, Toula, we've been
trying to have a date.

1051
00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:09,542
I know.

1052
00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:10,752
It's impossible.

1053
00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:12,253
Your family pulls at you.

1054
00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:13,880
But that's what
family does.

1055
00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:16,591
No. That's what
your family does.

1056
00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:18,384
My family doesn't
pull at me.

1057
00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:21,763
Maybe they do
and you don't notice.

1058
00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:24,140
Maybe, but...

1059
00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:26,851
Please.

1060
00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:32,774
Please, help me
get my parents married.

1061
00:52:33,609 --> 00:52:35,485
(CHUCKLES) Okay.

1062
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:37,236
Okay?
Yeah.

1063
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:42,825
Who should we call?

1064
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:47,121
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(SIGHS)

1065
00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:48,289
I'm here.

1066
00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:50,958
Thank you for coming.
Oh. This is so good.

1067
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,085
JENNIE: Watch your step, Marianthi.

1068
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,169
Hi. Hi, Toula.

1069
00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,629
You told the family?

1070
00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:55,880
Of course.

1071
00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:58,466
Mom and Dad! Look,
it's Rodney and Harry!

1072
00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:00,551
Hey, you got any of that moussaka? Hey.

1073
00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:02,345
We just got here.
Where are you?

1074
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,138
I canceled
a waxing for this.

1075
00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:05,473
Hey!
Hey.

1076
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,186
Tell your problem.

1077
00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:13,106
The wedding planner quit.

1078
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:19,195
Oh, you all know that.

1079
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:20,405
Please.

1080
00:53:20,489 --> 00:53:22,490
What are you, new?

1081
00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:25,243
Telephone, telegram,
tell-a-Greek.

1082
00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:27,453
Of course we know.
We know everything.

1083
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,038
I tweeted it.
Yeah.

1084
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:31,958
Aunt Voula, Toula was hoping
that you would talk to Maria.

1085
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:35,044
Yeah, convince her to just go to
the church and get it done, Theia.

1086
00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:36,379
TOULA: Please?
"Get it done"?

1087
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,798
Why? Because Dad's gonna
lose it, that's why.

1088
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:41,551
Why convince them
to just "get it done"?

1089
00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:43,177
Look, weddings
are expensive.

1090
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,847
Usually the parents pay for it.
ALL: Yeah.

1091
00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:49,100
(SNORING)

1092
00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,436
But, I mean, what was with
hiring a wedding planner?

1093
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,603
I don't know.
I don't know.

1094
00:53:52,688 --> 00:53:53,855
Yeah, we've all
had weddings.

1095
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:55,189
Right.
Except Angelo.

1096
00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:56,524
Hey, we're not
talking about me.

1097
00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,943
I'm just saying, you
don't need a caterer.

1098
00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:00,319
Exactly.
We all cook.

1099
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,988
Some of us better
than others. (LAUGHING)

1100
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,156
Don't start.

1101
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,074
Your baklava's dry.
Accept it.

1102
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,118
Mike, can you
taser her?

1103
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:10,079
Only once per relative.
You know my rule. (SCOFFS)

1104
00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:11,706
Look, we can have the
reception at their house.

1105
00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:14,417
I could do the hair. Angelo
can get Maria the dress.

1106
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:15,585
I got a connection.

1107
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:18,296
Oh, and my business partner, he
has tuxedos. He was in a band.

1108
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,881
I can do
an e-mailed invitation.

1109
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,466
I can help you
design it.

1110
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,593
Rodney, don't you have a
friend who owns flower shops?

1111
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,136
No. Oh, yes, you do, honey.

1112
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:26,554
Well, let me think.
Wait!

1113
00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:27,805
Oh, funeral homes.

1114
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,682
Perfect.
Okay, what else?

1115
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,225
You all wanna do this?

1116
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:32,685
Of course we do!
Yeah, of course!

1117
00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,353
Thank you.

1118
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:36,063
Thank you so much!

1119
00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,691
Maybe everyone could pick a
category. Food, glassware...

1120
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,651
The wedding is on!

1121
00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:43,738
Pick a category, report
to me. I'm in charge.

1122
00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:45,281
Actually, Theia,
you're not.

1123
00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,366
Yes, it's best.
No, it's...

1124
00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,410
It's what everyone
wants, dear.

1125
00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,038
Okay.

1126
00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:09,931
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1127
00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:42,922
Hey, Tiahn, do you want
to go to prom with me?

1128
00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:47,051
(BAND PLAYING)

1129
00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:57,478
Tiahn, will you go
to prom with me?

1130
00:55:57,938 --> 00:56:00,565
Oh, my Buddha! They're
both asking you to prom!

1131
00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:05,278
Bennett, why are you asking
my girlfriend to prom?

1132
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:09,490
Girlfriend?

1133
00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:13,327
Oh. Sorry, I didn't
know that you...

1134
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,996
We just started dating.

1135
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,956
So, who are you
going to prom with?

1136
00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:23,796
Yes, Clifford, I'll go to
prom with you. (CHUCKLES)

1137
00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:26,132
Harsh.

1138
00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:28,009
TOMMY:
Walk away, dude.

1139
00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:30,303
It's not too late
to change schools.

1140
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:34,807
Hi.

1141
00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:37,977
Hi.

1142
00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,396
Will you go
to prom with me?

1143
00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:41,689
Um...

1144
00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:47,194
Yeah!

1145
00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:49,196
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1146
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,199
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1147
00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:54,076
Great.

1148
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,454
I'll pick you up at...

1149
00:56:56,538 --> 00:56:58,289
No, it's okay.
I'll pick you up.

1150
00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:03,586
Sorry,
what's your name?

1151
00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:04,879
Paris.
Oh.

1152
00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:07,298
Cool.

1153
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,760
I can't believe I did that.

1154
00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:12,094
Very brave.

1155
00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,180
I heard I come from a
long line of strong women.

1156
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:15,640
You do.
(LAUGHING)

1157
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,769
IAN: You're gonna miss
your grandparents' wedding.

1158
00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:21,646
TOULA: Ah, it's okay.
Prom is important.

1159
00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,731
Guys?
Mmm-hmm.

1160
00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:27,234
I want to go to
New York University.

1161
00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:31,864
(SIGHS)

1162
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:45,002
Higher! Use your
man muscles!

1163
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,545
Easy, easy.

1164
00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,390
Jennie,
where's the cinnamon?

1165
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,475
It's over there.
I need that oven in five.

1166
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:00,893
I need more butter!

1167
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:04,480
(GAME BEEPING)

1168
00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:06,399
(SPEAKING GREEK)

1169
00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:09,235
(NICK SPEAKING GREEK)

1170
00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:13,864
Toula,
what's the matter?

1171
00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:15,658
Toula?

1172
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,243
Nothing.

1173
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:19,662
Come on.

1174
00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:23,749
It's okay.
It's a big day.

1175
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:27,962
PATRICK: Okay, run this down for me.

1176
00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:29,588
All right. So, my nephews
are gonna be the waiters.

1177
00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:32,967
Tables are there, but the plates
are just gonna go in the truck.

1178
00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:35,302
Simple as that. After the
wedding, wrap it up, bring it here.

1179
00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:36,721
Okay?
All right. Yep.

1180
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:39,974
Here you go.

1181
00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,817
Hey, uh,
what's with Toula?

1182
00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:52,069
I don't know. But she'll
tell me eventually.

1183
00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:56,073
Because, uh, well...

1184
00:58:57,034 --> 00:59:00,077
Why keep secrets from
your own family, right?

1185
00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:14,383
He's your partner?

1186
00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,969
Or your partner?

1187
00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:24,643
He's both.

1188
00:59:32,611 --> 00:59:33,819
I know.

1189
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,577
(RINGING)
Ooh.

1190
00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:48,834
It's the bride
on the FaceTimes!

1191
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,045
What do you need, Mom?

1192
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,755
Who's gonna curl
all your hairs?

1193
00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,006
Everyone get over here.

1194
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:55,674
Come on! Let's go!

1195
00:59:57,219 --> 00:59:59,011
We're coming!

1196
00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:00,763
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

1197
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:06,685
(LAUGHING)

1198
01:00:07,979 --> 01:00:08,938
Tight!

1199
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,439
Yiayia,
open your presents.

1200
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:13,359
AUNT VOULA: The pink one. The pink one.

1201
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,862
(GASPS) "With love,
from Dominique.

1202
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:18,739
"XOXO."

1203
01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:21,450
Who is Xoxo?

1204
01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:22,701
I don't know.

1205
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,161
NIKKI: Okay.

1206
01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:27,289
One more layer, and this won't
move till your next wedding.

1207
01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:37,049
There.

1208
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,929
And this is gonna last you
till you graduate college.

1209
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:43,639
(COUGHING)

1210
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:44,723
Okay.
PARIS: I'm good.

1211
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,100
We're good.

1212
01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:50,187
Paris, I hear for college
you are staying in Chicago.

1213
01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:51,480
That's good!

1214
01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:53,399
AUNT VOULA: Oh yeah, close to home.

1215
01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:00,489
You look pretty
on your big day, Yiayia.

1216
01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:01,949
Honey mou.

1217
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:06,745
AUNT FREIDA: On my wedding
night, I met my husband

1218
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:07,997
and I fainted!

1219
01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:11,500
That was the advice our mother
gave us on our wedding day.

1220
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:15,421
Yes. She said, "If you're
too nervous to do your duties,

1221
01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:19,300
"just pretend to faint, and your
husband will take it from there. "

1222
01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:20,509
I did it.

1223
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,303
I did it.
Oh, my God.

1224
01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,930
I waited for Taki
to scoop me up.

1225
01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:26,807
Instead, he put
a blanket over me.

1226
01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:29,560
I slept on the
cold floor by myself.

1227
01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:33,939
Remember, Paris, not
until your wedding night.

1228
01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,233
Tonight you protect
the poulaki.

1229
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:39,195
TOULA: Okay, Ma.

1230
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:40,613
You said it,
let's move on.

1231
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:42,615
There's more!
Of course.

1232
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,867
Didn't you leave the
car running? Uh-huh. Yes.

1233
01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:48,329
Paris, eyes open,
knees shut!

1234
01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:51,498
And you, if your
knees are open,

1235
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,209
shut your eyes.

1236
01:01:53,293 --> 01:01:55,044
(ALL LAUGHING)

1237
01:01:57,631 --> 01:01:59,673
I always keep
my eyes shut tight.

1238
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:02,051
Oh. Not me. Not me.

1239
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:06,305
I pretend Taki is a vampire
from one of those movies.

1240
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:09,975
Sometimes he likes me to
dress up like a wizard.

1241
01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,811
Because he has
a magic wand.

1242
01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:15,814
Oh. Theia, I love
your sex stories.

1243
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,650
Gotta go.

1244
01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:18,901
What time is it?

1245
01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:20,486
MARIA: Oh, yes.
We're late, we gotta go!

1246
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,905
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1247
01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:24,907
You'll help me with my
dress? Of course, I will.

1248
01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:26,742
Pluck your eyebrow.

1249
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:33,040
Mana-Yiayia?

1250
01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:37,711
Have a seat.

1251
01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:01,860
Just pick it up and go right here? Yeah.

1252
01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:26,927
IAN: Got my size?
ANGELO: Yeah.

1253
01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:28,262
This should fit.

1254
01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:29,430
Perfect!

1255
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:31,682
It's kinda short.
Sparkles?

1256
01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:33,517
What was the band?
The Funkateers.

1257
01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:35,019
They were huge.

1258
01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:36,228
Never heard of them.

1259
01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:37,396
GUS: Oh, look!

1260
01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:41,567
Alexander the Great when
he conquered Mesopotamia.

1261
01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:46,196
Oh, speaking of conquering,
tonight, be gentle with your bride.

1262
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:48,657
Oh!
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1263
01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:49,908
Taki!

1264
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:52,244
What?

1265
01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:10,596
That's my brother, Panos.

1266
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:20,064
I, I...
I don't like surprises.

1267
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:21,774
Gus, the kids.

1268
01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,485
They did it for you.

1269
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,737
Everybody pooled
their airline miles.

1270
01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:30,616
Ian, you don't know because
you're not successful like me.

1271
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:33,327
But when you do well,

1272
01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:37,414
you become a sign of hope
to the optimist.

1273
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:42,461
But to the pessimist, you represent
the stink of his own failure.

1274
01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:45,297
That was
a long time ago, Gus.

1275
01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:48,967
I send him money.
He sends it back.

1276
01:04:49,469 --> 01:04:51,011
Come on, let's go.

1277
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,138
NICK: Surprise!

1278
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:59,186
Congratulations on
your wedding today.

1279
01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:00,729
Thank you.

1280
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:03,148
Put your things in the
guest room, huh? Okay.

1281
01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:05,943
Nick, you have
a big house.

1282
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,445
What do you mean
by that?

1283
01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:09,822
Oh, you know
what I mean.

1284
01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:12,825
My son works hard.
He deserves a house.

1285
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,660
And I don't?

1286
01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:16,662
You could have had this!
All of it!

1287
01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:19,832
I chose to stay
in our country.

1288
01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:23,502
I didn't abandon her then, and
I won't now. I'm a real Greek!

1289
01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:25,504
I'm a real Greek, too.

1290
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:28,340
Let's drink.

1291
01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:33,512
Come on, Dad.

1292
01:05:40,812 --> 01:05:42,646
To the homeland.

1293
01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:47,109
To the patrida
and the drachma.

1294
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:54,199
(SIGHS)

1295
01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:57,995
Ah.

1296
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:16,346
To you, Panos,
my brother.

1297
01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:21,560
To you, Costa,
my brother.

1298
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,812
To you, Nick,
my brother.

1299
01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,522
To you, Ian,
my brother.

1300
01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:32,821
(SPEAKING GREEK)

1301
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:37,451
(ALL LAUGHING)

1302
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,078
(SPEAKING GREEK)

1303
01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:44,750
(ALL LAUGH)

1304
01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:57,930
PARIS: Mom?

1305
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:05,562
Wow.

1306
01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,731
Look at you.

1307
01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:18,283
(CHUCKLES)

1308
01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:22,746
You look great.

1309
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:25,332
Thank you.

1310
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:30,879
I'm surprised you're not on
the prom chaperone committee.

1311
01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:32,798
They asked,
but I said no.

1312
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,591
Why?
Do you need me to be?

1313
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:36,718
Oh, God, no.

1314
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,095
Okay, then.

1315
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:44,977
Am I always so close, you
see your shadow as two people?

1316
01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:50,440
Yeah.
Yeah.

1317
01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:51,650
Okay.

1318
01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:54,319
I'm stepping
back now.

1319
01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:58,615
Go and have
a great time.

1320
01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:01,326
Tonight and

1321
01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,330
to college
in New York.

1322
01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:07,124
(CHUCKLES)

1323
01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:10,919
And even though
I'm taking a step back,

1324
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,380
I will always be
right here.

1325
01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:18,176
Thank you.

1326
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,387
Okay.

1327
01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:22,723
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1328
01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:24,308
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(BOTH GASP)

1329
01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:26,184
That's Bennett!

1330
01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:29,396
Okay! Get the door!
Go! Go!

1331
01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,189
No, don't get the door!
Just go over there.

1332
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,775
Wait! What am I doing? That's
stupid. Be cool, be cool.

1333
01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,319
Okay, go.
Okay.

1334
01:08:39,073 --> 01:08:40,282
(POPS KNUCKLES)

1335
01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,295
Your uncle hugs hard.

1336
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:54,504
Yeah.

1337
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:58,091
Was your grandma
in a wedding dress?

1338
01:08:58,259 --> 01:08:59,259
Yep.

1339
01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,307
So, where was the rest
of your family?

1340
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:06,558
Uh, who?

1341
01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:10,562
I saw a bigger group
at the college fair.

1342
01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,439
Oh. Yeah.

1343
01:09:13,107 --> 01:09:15,192
(LAUGHING) Yeah.
They're like my family.

1344
01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:18,320
Mmm. Except mine's
bigger, louder,

1345
01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:20,238
more oily and
in-your-face than anyone's?

1346
01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:21,490
No.

1347
01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:23,992
No family is louder
than my Greek family.

1348
01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:27,746
You're Greek?

1349
01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,122
Yeah.

1350
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:34,544
(EXCLAIMS)

1351
01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:36,838
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1352
01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:41,843
Well, Mana-Yiayia's
in the house, so...

1353
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,179
I have not
seen her for...

1354
01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:45,597
Hey, Dad.

1355
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:48,141
Oh, Ian! Give me a hand, will you? Yeah.

1356
01:09:48,226 --> 01:09:49,643
Here. Yeah, great.

1357
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:53,021
All right.

1358
01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:55,232
I will have to return this, you know.

1359
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,239
You ever need anything?

1360
01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:03,615
Like what?

1361
01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:05,409
You know, from me.

1362
01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:09,079
You need me to do anything, or
you want to talk about anything?

1363
01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,290
Is someone ill?

1364
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,793
No, Dad, I just...

1365
01:10:16,003 --> 01:10:18,046
You ever need anything, I
want you to call me, okay?

1366
01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:21,883
You got it, son.

1367
01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:25,804
Sure.
Okay.

1368
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:28,140
See you
in church, huh?

1369
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,225
TOULA: Okay, get dressed!

1370
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,476
Hey, I gotta
swing by the prom,

1371
01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:32,894
make sure the chaperones
aren't drinking.

1372
01:10:32,979 --> 01:10:34,938
Oh, no, do not spy on Paris. Never!

1373
01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,481
(LAUGHING) Come on!

1374
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,358
Toula! What time is it?

1375
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:41,069
And why are
the limousines not here?

1376
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:43,196
Did we order limousines?

1377
01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:46,616
Call Mike!

1378
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:47,993
(SIRENS WAILING)

1379
01:10:51,539 --> 01:10:53,248
I'll get you there
as fast as I can.

1380
01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:54,666
This is exciting!

1381
01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:56,042
"Exciting"?
(LAUGHING)

1382
01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:57,961
All right,
make a hole, fellas.

1383
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:02,966
Officer, Officer,
go slower, please.

1384
01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:04,342
Slower please.
Just a little bit.

1385
01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:06,553
I'll bet you
Gus is nervous.

1386
01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:08,054
(SPEAKING GREEK)

1387
01:11:08,139 --> 01:11:09,139
(ALL LAUGHING)

1388
01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:12,934
Faster, faster!
What?

1389
01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:14,019
MIKE: Hold on, ladies!

1390
01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:15,270
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1391
01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:16,730
No, no, no!

1392
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:17,981
Whoo-hoo-hoo.

1393
01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:19,691
My nuts!

1394
01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:21,526
(ALL CHEERING)

1395
01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:23,987
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SIRENS BLARING)

1396
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,201
(CHURCH BELLS TOLLING)

1397
01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:39,085
Oh, my.

1398
01:11:43,049 --> 01:11:44,591
(INDISTINCT MURMURS)

1399
01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:50,388
Oh. Beautiful.

1400
01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:52,057
Mana-Yiayia.

1401
01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:54,059
I love your hair.

1402
01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:56,394
I didn't even know
she had hair.

1403
01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:58,230
Yeah.

1404
01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:00,816
Hey, what are they doing?
What's happening?

1405
01:12:01,901 --> 01:12:02,901
(ALL LAUGHING)

1406
01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:07,072
(LINE RINGING)

1407
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,291
(ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Hey,
it's Ian. Leave me a message.

1408
01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,336
I have an aunt who always
talks like she's got,

1409
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:23,547
like, a piece of lamb stuck
in the back of her throat.

1410
01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:24,798
Always, she'll be, like,

1411
01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,675
"Bennett! Bennett!

1412
01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,760
"Say hello to your parents!

1413
01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:31,721
"If you see my daughter,
tell her I'm upstairs. "

1414
01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:32,931
"Upstairs. "

1415
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,057
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1416
01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:36,685
So, why aren't you
in Greek Club?

1417
01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:39,855
Oh. Every day of my life
is Greek Club.

1418
01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:42,148
Mmm.
Why, what do you do there?

1419
01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:44,693
Same as they do in,
like, Chinese Club

1420
01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,945
and Lebanese Club
and Spanish Club.

1421
01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:50,240
We all just sit around
and we eat food

1422
01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:52,450
and we make fun
of our parents.

1423
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:53,994
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

1424
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,623
You look so nice.

1425
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,166
Thank you.

1426
01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:02,127
You do, too.

1427
01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:03,628
Thanks.

1428
01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:10,260
Hey, do you want to dance?

1429
01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:11,636
Yes!

1430
01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:12,804
I got some killer moves.

1431
01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:14,514
Do you? I can boogie hard. Let's do it.

1432
01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:16,975
Okay, then. (LAUGHS)

1433
01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:18,143
Oh, well...

1434
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,519
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1435
01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:39,789
(ALL LAUGHING)

1436
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,501
GUS: We should have brought
the drinks in here.

1437
01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:44,753
Sit down.

1438
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,339
I know, I know.

1439
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:49,049
(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

1440
01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:50,425
Have they been drinking?

1441
01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:15,533
(SPITS)

1442
01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:19,079
I've been waiting
a long time to do that.

1443
01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:29,714
(LAUGHTER)

1444
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,842
She is coming. Look up.
(SHUSHING)

1445
01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:37,764
(LAUGHING)

1446
01:14:39,684 --> 01:14:40,725
(CLEARING THROAT)

1447
01:14:49,110 --> 01:14:50,902
(CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT)

1448
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:03,707
(AUDIENCE GASPING, MURMURING)

1449
01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:05,375
GUS: Maria, what's...

1450
01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:07,168
Where is she going?
Pater.

1451
01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:10,130
GUS: Where she's going?

1452
01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:11,214
Toula,
do something.

1453
01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:12,799
Go, go!
Okay.

1454
01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:13,925
TOULA: Excuse us,
excuse us.

1455
01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:16,219
GUS: What?
Now everybody's going.

1456
01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,389
You okay?

1457
01:15:19,473 --> 01:15:20,473
(WHISPERS)
What's going on?

1458
01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:23,018
He is not taking
this seriously.

1459
01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:24,477
(SIGHS)

1460
01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:25,937
(LAUGHTER)

1461
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,814
Gus,
go have a drink.

1462
01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:32,819
He is now.

1463
01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:34,779
What am I
getting married for?

1464
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:36,865
(WHISPERS)
What's happening?

1465
01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:39,659
Who says a woman
is supposed to be married?

1466
01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,412
Um, you. All our lives.

1467
01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:47,083
Because in my day, women
were raised to be married.

1468
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:48,543
But is that it?

1469
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:53,798
I've been thinking,
maybe I could have traveled.

1470
01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:58,053
I could have cured diseases,
wrote poetry,

1471
01:15:58,137 --> 01:16:00,805
had adventure in my life.

1472
01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:04,684
Instead of being saddled
with a grouchy old man

1473
01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:07,979
yelling every morning
for his mineral oil

1474
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,106
so his bowels
won't get backed up!

1475
01:16:10,858 --> 01:16:12,150
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

1476
01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:14,235
I'm gonna get my ma.

1477
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,987
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.

1478
01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:20,575
What is it, dear?

1479
01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:23,495
(WHISPERS) Ma, you really gotta
come. She's freaking out. Come!

1480
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:26,873
What do men want?
A companion

1481
01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,583
or a nurse?

1482
01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:31,127
Okay, here's Ma.

1483
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:32,670
(SIGHS)

1484
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:34,631
Gus is a good man.

1485
01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:36,132
He's a crazy man.

1486
01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,635
True. (SIGHS)

1487
01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:41,346
You know, I can't do this
anymore. (ALL SHOUTING)

1488
01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:44,557
No, no, no.
I'm not doing this.

1489
01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:46,810
Toula, do something!

1490
01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:48,144
I'm trying to not
fix everything.

1491
01:16:48,229 --> 01:16:50,021
That's not working!
That's not working.

1492
01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,064
That's not working.

1493
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,607
Think it over for a second.
TOULA: I got nothing.

1494
01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:53,691
(ATHENA AND NIKKI SIGHS)
Ladies.

1495
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:56,528
Maria.

1496
01:16:57,113 --> 01:17:02,659
Fifty years ago, Gus was so
happy because he had found someone

1497
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:07,539
who was brave like him to come
to America and live an adventure.

1498
01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:11,626
I remember
his hopeful expression.

1499
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:16,923
And he has that same look
on his face today.

1500
01:17:21,762 --> 01:17:22,804
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1501
01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:24,430
I was brave.

1502
01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:27,058
(SIGHS)

1503
01:17:27,434 --> 01:17:32,188
Maybe my adventure
was to make a family.

1504
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,818
Marriage is not
for everybody,

1505
01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:42,157
but it worked out
okay for me.

1506
01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:49,706
It's been a good life.
It's been a good life.

1507
01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:50,832
Ma.

1508
01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:53,251
Psst!

1509
01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:57,005
You are still hot.

1510
01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:58,631
I know.

1511
01:17:58,716 --> 01:17:59,757
Get out.

1512
01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:10,602
(EXHALES)

1513
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:17,025
Dad said he can't sleep
without your snoring.

1514
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:20,862
I don't snore, he snores.

1515
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:21,946
Okay.

1516
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,451
He can't sleep without me?

1517
01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:27,619
No.

1518
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:42,091
(SIGHS)

1519
01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,095
You know what?

1520
01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:49,974
I love him.

1521
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,476
Ah! (CHUCKLES)

1522
01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:54,479
Your father may be crazy,

1523
01:18:54,813 --> 01:18:58,191
but at least I'm not
a blood relative of his.

1524
01:18:58,275 --> 01:18:59,484
You are!

1525
01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:01,778
Sorry.

1526
01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:04,322
(ALL LAUGHING)

1527
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:07,700
Ah, let's do this thing.

1528
01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:09,744
Oh!
Okay!

1529
01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,747
MARIA: Hurry up!
Hurry up!

1530
01:19:12,831 --> 01:19:14,457
TOULA: Okay, okay, okay.

1531
01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:17,001
You can do it!
Okay! Okay!

1532
01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:18,169
(LAUGHS)

1533
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,397
(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

1534
01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:41,192
Thank you.

1535
01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:50,576
(BOTH SPITTING)

1536
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:53,496
(LINE RINGING)

1537
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:55,665
Hello.
(GASPS, CHUCKLES)

1538
01:19:56,917 --> 01:19:58,584
You're here!
Yeah.

1539
01:19:58,669 --> 01:19:59,794
(CHUCKLES)

1540
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:01,546
Everything go smooth?

1541
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:02,714
Oh, no.

1542
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,009
Did you see Paris?

1543
01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:07,552
Yeah.

1544
01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:22,191
Say something nice.

1545
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,277
I missed you.

1546
01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:27,655
Good enough.

1547
01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,283
I missed you, too.

1548
01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:39,667
But you snore, not me.

1549
01:20:39,752 --> 01:20:40,752
(CHUCKLES)

1550
01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:42,253
(CHUCKLES)

1551
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:50,845
(CHUCKLES)

1552
01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,805
Wow. They're doing it.

1553
01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:54,098
Yeah.

1554
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:55,266
(SIGHS)

1555
01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:05,651
Hi.

1556
01:21:06,487 --> 01:21:07,612
Hi.

1557
01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:13,785
Will you marry me?

1558
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,245
(CHUCKLES)

1559
01:21:16,330 --> 01:21:17,413
Yes.

1560
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,125
Now.

1561
01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:22,877
Now?

1562
01:21:23,337 --> 01:21:24,462
Now.

1563
01:21:25,422 --> 01:21:26,464
Yes.

1564
01:21:31,095 --> 01:21:32,303
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

1565
01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:28,276
(SIGHS)

1566
01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:12,004
(BAND PLAYING)

1567
01:24:12,506 --> 01:24:13,839
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

1568
01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:50,918
Look what you did!

1569
01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:52,962
(LAUGHING)
We did! Come on!

1570
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,755
Huh?
(SIGHS)

1571
01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:57,466
Hey, I wasn't avoiding you.

1572
01:24:57,634 --> 01:25:01,178
It's just, I've been a mom for so
long, I don't remember how to be us.

1573
01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:04,015
With Paris gone to college,
it'll be just us.

1574
01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:06,684
We can do whatever we want.
We can take a vacation.

1575
01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:08,519
We could adopt a baby.

1576
01:25:09,646 --> 01:25:10,771
Think about it!

1577
01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:13,566
Come on, just think about it. We
could do anything, we're newlyweds!

1578
01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,067
Yeah, we are.

1579
01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:16,861
We are.

1580
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:21,782
Did you think about it?
(SIGHS)

1581
01:25:21,867 --> 01:25:25,911
Okay, too soon. Okay, just give it
some thought, little bit of thought.

1582
01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:30,207
Hey, Ma, let's go dance.

1583
01:25:30,876 --> 01:25:31,876
Uh-uh.

1584
01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:41,552
Hi, I'm Patrick. It's so
nice to finally meet you.

1585
01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:43,638
You look Greek.

1586
01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:44,722
Are you?

1587
01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:46,432
No, sir.

1588
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:47,975
That's okay.

1589
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,727
Don't apologize.

1590
01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,023
Come on, let's dance.

1591
01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:58,319
All my life, I had
a mole on my tummy.

1592
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:00,613
It was shaped
like Mękonos.

1593
01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:04,033
Oh! I have so much
to tell you. Come.

1594
01:26:04,493 --> 01:26:05,660
(CHUCKLES)

1595
01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:08,412
Look.

1596
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,585
Hi!
Hey!

1597
01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:17,129
COSTA: I'm gonna kill you!

1598
01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:18,839
BOTH: Oh!

1599
01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:19,882
NICK: Guys!

1600
01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:21,967
Come on! Up you get.
Leave him alone.

1601
01:26:22,052 --> 01:26:23,302
PARIS: I'm so sorry.
Come on, let's go.

1602
01:26:23,387 --> 01:26:24,345
So sorry.

1603
01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:26,681
Wait, guys, my nuts! Come on!

1604
01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,432
Guys! Watch out.

1605
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:31,435
(LAUGHING)

1606
01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:34,063
I have to do something.

1607
01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,272
What?

1608
01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:41,946
Dad, look, it came.

1609
01:26:43,073 --> 01:26:44,115
Right there.

1610
01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:47,451
I knew it!

1611
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,120
(LAUGHS)

1612
01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:53,749
GUS: Wonderful!

1613
01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:55,209
Stop! Stop the music.

1614
01:26:55,627 --> 01:26:57,253
Thank you, thank you!

1615
01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:58,379
(APPLAUSE)

1616
01:26:58,463 --> 01:26:59,547
(FEEDBACK WHINES)

1617
01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:02,466
(ON MIC)
Ladies and gentlemen,

1618
01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:06,929
this paper is
an official document

1619
01:27:07,097 --> 01:27:11,475
which proves that I,
Gus Portokalos,

1620
01:27:12,018 --> 01:27:16,939
am a direct descendant
of Alexander the Great.

1621
01:27:17,023 --> 01:27:18,023
(ALL CHEERING)

1622
01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:21,652
Of course you are!

1623
01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:24,989
Hey, that means we all are!

1624
01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:26,073
Yes, we are!

1625
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,159
Yes, yes, yes!

1626
01:27:28,368 --> 01:27:29,368
(BAND PLAYING)

1627
01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:36,542
Look! You see that?
Alexander the Great!

1628
01:27:40,172 --> 01:27:42,173
Did you write
that letter?

1629
01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:43,591
Yep.

1630
01:27:43,675 --> 01:27:44,675
Mmm-hmm.

1631
01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:49,972
The paper?
I'm going to frame this.

1632
01:28:11,036 --> 01:28:12,661
Yes. There you go.

1633
01:28:15,749 --> 01:28:17,541
It's pretty loud
back there.

1634
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,002
Want to join us?

1635
01:28:20,504 --> 01:28:21,504
(DOG WHINING)

1636
01:28:22,506 --> 01:28:23,756
Come on!

1637
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:26,926
Well, I could eat
a little something.

1638
01:28:27,052 --> 01:28:29,094
I'm thirsty. Really? Yeah, it's...

1639
01:28:46,363 --> 01:28:47,571
Come on!

1640
01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:05,923
ELIZABETH: Where are you from?

1641
01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:07,007
PARIS: Chicago. You?

1642
01:29:07,092 --> 01:29:08,300
ELIZABETH: Boston.

1643
01:29:09,970 --> 01:29:11,679
Anyway, I'm Elizabeth.

1644
01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:13,097
I'm Paris.

1645
01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:18,769
Um, are they staying?

1646
01:29:22,566 --> 01:29:24,108
Right.
We're going.

1647
01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,943
Call me
on the FaceTimes.

1648
01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:27,278
AUNT VOULA:
Don't forget to eat.

1649
01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:28,612
NICK: Call me
when you need me.

1650
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:31,240
TOULA: Bye.

1651
01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:33,701
Bye-bye! Okay.

1652
01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:35,411
IAN: Okay, let's go.
All right.

1653
01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:36,495
Bye, honey. Bye.

1654
01:29:36,580 --> 01:29:37,997
Bye.
IAN: Bye, honey.

1655
01:29:38,081 --> 01:29:40,291
Bye. Bye, sweetie. Bye.
MARIA: Bye-bye!

1656
01:29:40,542 --> 01:29:41,625
Bye.

1657
01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:43,961
Bye. Bye.

1658
01:29:44,462 --> 01:29:45,713
Bye.
IAN: Let's go, honey.

1659
01:29:45,797 --> 01:29:46,922
Bye! Bye!

1660
01:29:47,007 --> 01:29:48,299
IAN: Bye.
TOULA: Bye.