[Jonah] Previously on "7 Little Johnstons."
Are you doing signature drinks?
Just two signature cocktails.
You need to come up with a drink.
Beer?
If Brice's signature drink happens to be beer --
We'll just say triple B. Brice's three things.
Beers, bucks, and boners.
You can just look up, like, chicken varieties.
Leighton absolutely loves animals, so this gave me
the idea of let's get some animals
that Leighton can play with at the house.
We can actually order Silkie chickens.
They will be delivered.
I will support y'all 1,000%,
but I don't -- I don't -- I don't touch the chickens.
-Yeah. -[Trent] It's great.
I love it.
[Liz] Brice has brought up wearing camo a few times.
-I -- I like it a lot. -[Liz] I don't.
I am not having our wedding being remembered as some
redneck shindig.
But at the reception, what if he changes to that?
[Liz] I'm fine with that.
Hopefully, Brice will -- will be too distracted.
He won't ever change into the camo.
Don't worry about camo, we're canceling that.
We're not doing that.
We want to keep it classy.
We want to keep it classy, unfortunately.
[indistinct electronic lyrics]
-[Jonah] Take these already. -[Emma] What are y'all up to?
-[Jonah] Hey. -You smell that?
We just got the nuggets cooked. That's what we were waiting on.
[Emma] You smell that?
-What are we doing? -[Amber] I smelled it too.
Yeah, so I came across this game on social media
regarding hot sauces, and I decided to create one of my own.
So the game is gonna be played by me asking
some questions while they endure a various array of sauces,
you know, ranging from mild to extremely hot.
Read this.
-I thought we were ordering out. -No, this is dinner.
[Jonah] This is dinner right here.
We're pretty used to Jonah...
Being hardcore.
...being hardcore in trying things.
Three, two, one.
I use a wild ingredient like mushroom soy sauce
as one of my unique additives to my sauce.
That one's good.
Yeah.
And oftentimes, his -- his creations are great.
I will say, Jonah's always a good cook.
You eat the nugget with the first sauce,
then answer the question. -Let's have a one.
You're looking at 0.006 to 1200. That's pond water.
[Amber laughs] Pond water.
[Trent] It don't taste good.
What's a harmless white lie you tell way too often?
Have you ever walked into a glass door or wall?
[Liz snorts]
-It even smells weird, don't it? -[coughs]
[Jonah] So level one is your entry-level, very mild sauce,
but I know the spicy level's gonna go up, so I hope
they will begin to sweat either from the questions asked
or the hot sauce they're going to taste.
Have you ever peed your pants a little?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-Yeah, she did. -I mean most -- a lot of times.
Start wearing pull-ups from now on.
Oh, my gosh.
[Alex] What's a secret you kept from your family?
I was pregnant with Leighton.
Holy [bleep]. That's awful.
It's gross, isn't it?
I think it's pretty ironic that the question
who has kept a secret from the family went to Liz.
That was definitely the longest secret,
but that was not the only secret that I've kept
with my parents.
I've told my kids from day one.
Lying, it -- it just never, never, never, never works.
Some of them, they don't even know about us either.
[Liz] Shush.
Let's get married and, like, after our one-year
wedding anniversary, then we can tell them.
Who in your family do you avoid calling back and why?
-That's a good question. -[Jonah] I have my one.
Jokingly, but seriously.
I would say probably Dad, just because I feel like
if I miss his call, that's probably not a good thing.
[Jonah] Well, mine's Dad too,
but that's because he never hangs up.
When he calls me, he goes, "All right, bye."
-And then just left. -[Alex] That's true.
Like, you made the call. You hang up.
I mean, sometimes we would, like, Nana, because what happens
with Nana is she'll call, and it's to ask
this question, and then --
You get stuck on the phone for 30 minutes to an hour.
Sometimes you, because sometimes you yell at me.
Because you know, and that's the thing,
you know what I'm calling you for, like, forgetting
to put the trash can out into the street. -That's what I'm saying.
-Like -- -It is calls when you know what I'm calling you about.
That's what I'm saying, because --
Because then we have to wait a whole other week
for trash to get picked up.
That's what I'm saying, because I know
you're going to yell at me, so I don't answer.
-I'm like, "No." -I don't yell.
I'm like, "Brice, what day is it?"
I don't want to hear pissed-off Elizabeth.
[Liz] And he's like, "I know, I forgot."
[Jonah] This is where we get up there.
We jumped about 30,000 Scoville units, so --
[Amber] Man, I think I'm --
It feels like you cut your lip.
-No, yeah, that's normal. -Yeah, it's normal.
-That's a normal feeling when [indistinct]. -[Amber laughs]
-Uh-oh. -Oh, it's trash.
-That's gross. -[Amber] Just swallow it.
Number five started tingling to me, and then I was like,
"I'll try number six," and then I was like --
No, that's because you -- we forced you to do it.
[Jonah] Have you ever sent a risky text to the wrong person?
-Yes. -Oh, hell yes.
-Yes. -[coughs]
I did to Pawpaw.
[Jonah] Oh, what'd you send to Pawpaw?
A text that should have went to dad.
It was a very romantic text.
Pretty much like,
"I want you to bang my [bleep] like a screen door
in a hurricane."
-He was happy to know that we had a great love life. -OK.
And I was like, "Oh, my God, Dad, I'm so sorry."
No, that tastes kind of like,
like what I imagine bleach to taste like. -I'm -- I think I'm tapping out.
-[Emma] You tapping out? -[Trent] I think I'm tapping out.
We're going to eight.
I want this to be known how big of a weenie Dad is,
because I -- -It does not bother me.
I participate fully, thank you very much.
-Yeah, but I know when to stop -- -I do things 110%.
[Jonah] Watch this dip. See?
That's good. Look.
-That's a lot of -- OK, that's good. -[Liz] Oh, God.
-That's a coating of it. -Oh, that's thick.
Oh, mother.
-That's God speed right there. -[Emma] You got this.
Who thinks they're funny but really isn't?
-[girls laughing] -You laugh at my stuff.
It's almost to the point where you --
Oh, God.
-Are you gonna throw up? -Ugh.
Eight.
-Is that when panic mode set in? -Yeah.
Oh, [bleep]
[Jonah] No, that's hot. That's hot, ain't it?
-That is hot. -[boys laugh]
No, you can [indistinct].
That one -- this gets hot.
-That one was [bleep] hot. -[Jonah] Yeah.
I really, I did, I had a brief -- it was very brief,
but it was a brief panic moment
of, like, "Oh, [bleep] this is not gonna get better,"
and I feel like we're getting consecutively worse.
[Jonah] All right, Mom's out.
-It's just us three? -You and me go together.
Can we double up? Like, I need some team effort.
-All right. -We'll answer the same question.
-That's good, that's good. -[bleep] I don't know, I don't know -- [bleep]
-[bleep] -Ready?
-That's a dip, a serious dip. -One, two, three.
Eight was, like, holy --
I was done.
-[Jonah] Ice is not gonna -- -[Alex] No, ice isn't.
[Jonah] Ice isn't gonna help.
-[Alex] No, it's not. -[Jonah] It's just time.
-It'll go away in like 20 -- 20 minutes. -[Alex] Yeah.
-20 minutes? -[Jonah] Yeah.
Oof! That one just hit me.
I don't know. I'm gonna tap out here, Jonah.
You don't wanna do 10? All right.
I'm up for 10 if anybody wants to do it.
I'm gonna do 10 regardless.
So at this point, I'm just ready to abandon the questions,
and that's what we're gonna do,
and we're all just going to suffer.
My tongue hurts.
[Liz] Yeah, like, that one makes me wanna throw up.
-That jumped. -[Amber coughs] Yeah.
-[Liz] Like, eight jumped. -Ten.
I made it to ten, which I'm very proud, but ten was awful.
It definitely hit.
It -- it was -- it was rough.
It was real rough, um...
It -- you know, the pain is indescribable.
Ten.
-No, ten is right here. -[Liz] Oh.
Yeah, that's nine.
All right.
-No, not me. -[both] Brice.
Brice walks in to check on me and to bring Leighton,
and I was like, "You know what?
Let's let him try one just for fun."
God be with you.
[Amber] Brice, it's terrible.
I mean, since, you know, I went all the way to eight,
and I'm kind of thinking back in my head, I sacrificed to eat
his jalapeno pepper from that amazing race.
If he pukes it out, that's not --
-[Jonah] I don't count. -[Liz] That doesn't count.
He can just try the hottest sauce on the table
for me to pay me back.
-[Amber] Brice, you gotta get her. -Hold her.
It's not the spiciness, it's the taste.
I took it like a champ. And I ate his pepper.
So he owes me a pepper,
some three-ply toilet paper... -Hell no.
And clean underwear after this.
So, a little dabadoo and eat it.
Oh, it's a mother -- it's a mother [bleep].
-[Jonah] Yeah. -[laughs]
-[hiccups] It's hot. -[Liz laughs]
Boom! Out of nowhere, I just started sweating.
And I can barely talk.
And I'm like, "Oh, God."
-[hiccups] -[Liz] My breath stinks.
And Leighton's like, "Dang."
[Brice] Knowing Elizabeth,
it doesn't surprise me at all that she did this to me.
She's done several things to me before without telling me.
She's like, "Try this." But it's like the absolute
worst-tasting thing in the world.
-That was ten? -[indistinct]
[Amber] It's awful.
-If he's like that, no way. -[Trent] That was four.
[Amber] No way in hell.
Would you want to do it for your bachelorette party?
Would you wanna do it for my bachelorette party?
-I would do it. -No, you would not.
Yeah. I can handle it.
-All right, night-night. -[Alex] Night-night, Leighton.
[Jonah] All right, well, that was a successful dinner.
Hope you all enjoyed it.
-It was all right, after a little while. -Enjoy is a stretch.
Oh, none of it's gonna kill you.
We are gonna brunch it, and we're going to be
in our PJs, and we're gonna talk about the wedding
and hopefully play some...
fun games that Maddie has planned for us.
I am having my bachelorette party at my house.
The theme of the party is, um...
Like PJs and Prosecco, I guess, but also brunch theme,
like a lady's brunch.
We're keeping it a classy party, not a penis and, you know.
I mean, this is supposed to be, you know,
a bachelorette party, and there's no penises.
Brunching it.
-Yeah? -No penises.
Wow. She doesn't like penises.
Clearly I do, because Leighton is here.
None of that. I'm a mom.
Too old for that.
[Emma] You are not too old for that.
So Liz didn't want any stripper at
her bachelorette party or any, like, dirty...
just any inappropriate... -Inappropriate.
...things going on, which I understand.
But we have something up our sleeves
that she doesn't know about.
OK, I got to figure this out.
OK, from the E --
So the balloons I was doing is supposed to spell PJs and...
-How do you say that? -Prosecco.
-Prosecco? -Prosecco.
Prosecco.
Is this a C?
No, it's an O, it's an O,
it's an O, it's an O!
OK, I got it now.
What's this say?
-[Amber] I don't drink wine. -[Trent] Prosecco?
-Isn't that wine? -P-R-O-S-E --
P-R-E-S --
P-R --
Oh, is this a P? Found it!
[Liz] Are you for real?
Oh, OK, that's a P.
-P for? -[Emma] Penises!
P-R-E-H...
E-S-C-O. -No.
P-R-O...
S-E-C-C-O?
[ding]
Good?
[Liz] Yeah.
So we cannot wait to...
[exhales] ...you know,
present our little surprise...
that we have for Elizabeth.
We just hope that she doesn't, you know, get ticked off.
Thank you for helping me.
[Emma] Yeah.
You should have "PJs and penises."
♪ My heart swings like those sunroom doors ♪
♪ Shaking the dust, rocking back and forth ♪
So what do you think of the black and red ones?
I told you, as long as it's comfortable and not itchy,
I'll wear anything.
But this is absolutely what you want.
You really want camouflage?
Since Elizabeth is not gonna let me wear
a camouflage vest at the wedding,
Um...I decided to come up with a camouflage garter.
Can I help you with anything?
Um, I was gonna ask you, y'all don't happen to have
anything like, kinda like, camouflage, or like --
He's big into hunting and fishing,
your typical Georgia boy, so. -[seller] I do not.
-OK. -But...
We actually have fabric,
so I have material that we could have one made. -Yeah.
OK.
[seller] Would you like to at least see some materials?
-[Liz and Brice] Sure. -Yeah, give me a second.
-Let me go get the swatches for you. -OK.
Thank you.
This camo garter is the only piece of camo
that Elizabeth Johnston, soon to be Bolden,
will be wearing at this wedding.
Speaking of the reception, we have to spice up our,
um...our first dance, because we do that,
like, before people eat.
And so we got to make it a little fun.
So we need to talk about, figure out if we need to go
to a dance class.
Elizabeth is not graceful.
She's very artistic,
but she is not graceful.
-Elizabeth is -- -She can dance.
OK, but she is --
Elizabeth is tough and rugged and like --
-Yeah, like you. -Yes.
And I'm not a good dancer.
-You and Leighton's are gonna be -- -Slow dancing related?
-Like, more -- -Yeah, some people,
they add something a little to the beginning
or to the end, or they --
not like a full-blown crazy routine, but we just make it
a little bit more interesting.
Dancing's never been my thing, and I'm just --
I'm just afraid that I'm gonna mess up and, uh, you know,
get laughs out of all these people.
I just want to make sure that I do everything right
and make it a good wedding.
OK.
Make it more fun.
I actually have some of the material,
so we don't have to order anything. -[Liz] Oh, fun.
So then you get to choose,
like, where you want it on the material.
[Brice] Good.
-[Liz] Good. -You sure?
It's him. I told him.
It's hidden underneath the dress.
-I'm fine with that. -[seller] You don't care?
-Nope. -[seller laughs]
The camouflage with the white background,
that's the one I liked. I would figure that it would be
a great choice with her dress.
So glad he was thinking of me and the thought of this.
-OK. -Awesome.
-Sounds good. -That was easy.
And it'll probably take about two weeks.
-OK. -Is that OK?
-Yeah, that's fine. -Perfect.
Yeah, we got until November 8th, so perfect.
Garters are typically hidden, and, you know, it won't be
a eyesore for pictures.
-Perfect -- there you go. -Thank you so much.
-So easy! -Yay.
Good job.
[Trent] Looks like them old cat boxes
you use to take your cat to the vet in.
It's like a Build-A-Bear box.
So this is the first time I've ever gotten chicken in a box
where it's still alive.
[clucking]
[Trent] Wow, he's big.
[Emma] Yeah, that one's big.
-[peeping] -Oh, that one's little.
They're not the same size.
Mhn-mhn.
I think the chickens are really adorable and cute
and very fluffy.
While they're this close, see if you could walk up
and pick one up without it running.
'Cause we don't know what free-ranging is like.
Uh-oh.
-I don't have shoes to run. -Yeah, me neither.
-[Alex] There you go. -[Trent] There you go. All right.
That's -- that's good.
So the big one's really the male?
-Yes. -[Trent] So that's Kevin?
-Yep. -What about the little one with the feathers, not the fuzz?
-Let her be -- -[Alex] Fizzy?
No, Fizzy should be the fuzzy white one.
-Yeah, I feel like Fizzy -- -Betty's the little one.
-[Trent] And then... -[Alex] Donnie?
-[Trent] Got Donnie. -[Emma] Donnie.
[indistinct]
Leighton!
The whole point to get these chickens was for Leighton
to have some pets to interact with.
So I am excited, and I think the rest of the family is
excited to see how she's gonna do.
Set her down. Let her walk up.
[Leighton babbling]
Leighton, they're [indistinct].
Whoa.
-[Trent] Stand up and take a step back from her. -Uh-uh.
If I move, they'll fly back in. -[Leighton] Duck.
Ducks? That's chicken.
-[Trent] Did she say duck? -That's Chicken.
She's a little hesitant.
She's so much like in her dad when she's got to like analyze
the whole environment, when it's a new environment.
And so she's looking and she's interested.
It's chicken, chicken. Say, "Bawk, bawk, bawk."
[Trent] Love the little chickens.
-[Liz] Chicken's a big word. -[Trent] Do you love?
Leighton loves the chickens.
I don't know about the aesthetics of the chickens
besides the fact that they're like very 1970s retro.
I think we need to have
a little soundtrack out there from like the Bee Gees.
[disco music plays]
-Whoa. -[Emma] Whoa, OK.
Oh, Papa, don't hit your head.
[Emma] Dad, please don't -- Yeah.
[Liz] OK. I'm not going nowhere.
[chicken clucking]
I don't think this chicken coop
is gonna work out. It's way too small.
Um, I'm not gonna keep getting in here, because I'll end up
whacking my head, and I'll end up sacrificing some chickens.
So we may need a bigger coop.
♪ Some good news -- yeah! ♪
♪ Can't wait for my surprise ♪
♪ Arms out and close my eyes ♪
♪ Then dream about what it could be ♪
♪ Uh, oh, yeah, you're good to me ♪
-Hello, hello. -[Madison] Hi.
Come on in.
So, I gave my bridal brunch a theme.
I told the girls to come in their cute little pajamas,
because since it is in my home, I want everybody
to be comfortable. -How are you bride --
soon-to-be bride?
-I know -- second Bolden? -Yes.
-Or third, really.
She's number one.
I'm not really looking for the full scale,
like typical, bachelorette, like, the raunchy,
the -- that's just not me.
[pop]
-[all] Whoo! -That was good, yeah.
Yay!
[Amber] You know, Liz thinks that this is gonna be a classy
bachelorette luncheon.
Um, but little does she know,
we have a little surprise for her.
Lizzie, you ready?
-[Liz] Yeah, I guess. -You guess?
-No, you gotta be ready.
Hopefully, she won't be too mad.
Any bag calling you first?
The hot-pink one.
This screams Carol because she can get
a little bougie like this.
So, as one of the party games, um, Madison asked
everyone coming to bring a pair of panties,
and then Elizabeth would open them and have to guess
who brought the pair of panties.
Emma's hoping that somebody brought edible underwear.
I said, "We'll see."
Let's see.
-Oh. -Let's see.
[laughs]
Oh, my gosh!
This is hard.
[Madison] You have to guess.
[Liz] Daisy.
No? Was it you?
Oh, man, I was close.
-That is hilarious. -Well, you said, "Match our personality."
The invitation said,
"Bring a set of panties that matches your personality."
And when I first saw them, I thought it was funny.
And I feel like I'm kind of humorous.
-[Liz] Thanks, girl. -[Kristen] Brice is gonna die.
Those might be Brice's favorite.
-We just talked about this. -[Emma] Let's see.
[Carol] Oh, that's sticky.
[Jenn] Oh my gosh, yes.
Ugh -- yeah, that, no, I'm good.
[Liz] No, it's not you.
Huh. It ain't you.
[Amber] Do you not think she can Google?
Yeah, I can Google stuff.
-So this is you? -[Emma] Yeah.
-Yeah. -[Liz] Is it really?
-[Emma] Yeah. -Oh.
This looks like Brice's bait that he puts
on his fishing lure. -[laughs]
[Emma] I think you got to build them.
Yeah. That --
I don't think there's anything to build.
They don't even look like panties.
Like, I don't even know what they were.
Like, it's just a blob.
It feels so wrong. It feels like a tongue.
[woman] I think it might have been in the heat.
-[Dacey] Is he -- -[Emma] I think it melted.
[Kristen] Oh -- what?
[laughs]
[woman] I feel like the lace is -- [screams]
[Dacey] Hey, guys. What is that in your hand?
-Ugh! -Oh, it's like -- oh.
It's like sugary.
That's a trip to the gynecologist right there.
[Liz] As much as we got a kick out of the edible underwear,
I will not be wearing them. -You never showed me that one.
I threw it away. I threw it at Emma.
There was no way for me to put them on.
They literally -- when I took them out of the package,
it already broke.
I still would have liked to have seen it.
Grazing Station.
[Kristen] Oh, my god.
-[Liz] Mandy? -Yeah.
[laughs]
Brice is just gonna get a kick out of these.
She'd put us in the book and be like, "This is what
"all the girls brought me. Which one's your favorite?
I'll wear it on the wedding day."
♪♪
So, Liz might think that these panties are the surprise,
but we've actually got something even spicier coming.
[knocking on the door]
-Oh, my God. -[laughter]
Y'all did not.
-[Mandy] Did you pay your car ticket? -[Liz] No.
-I think you're in trouble. -Maddie, get the door.
Oh, my God.
[Emma] Oh, God.
-How's it going? -[Madison] Hi.
[actor] I'm here to arrest Elizabeth.
-[Amber] There she is, right there. -[laughter]
[Amber] Whoo!
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
-What's up? -[Jonah] What's up?
[Brice] God.
Yeah, for me, I think signature drink, eh, has to be
the most important part of this entire wedding.
It's, uh, essentially, the icebreaker,
um, for most people,
and it's what gets the party going.
Kind of experiment and get drunk at the same time.
I'm gonna trust you with all this.
Being that me and Brice have known each other for, um,
a good while, I feel like I'm trustworthy enough to guide him
in the right direction as far as a drink that will, um...
you know, satisfy everyone's palate at the wedding.
And that's The Missing Canoe right there?
[Jonah] I'll let you try that.
Your opinion's the one that matters.
-Appreciate it. -Yep.
-[Brice] It's good. It's really good. -Thanks.
What are y'all doing?
What is all this?
[Jonah] Ooh.
Yeah.
It's just a old-fashioned.
So I'm going through a slew of drinks --
It's a bit of orange.
Oh, the smell? Perfumey?
Well, it's the bitters, but it's also, I did the orange peel.
That ain't bad.
[Jonah] It's just like an old-fashioned.
It's not bad.
I like bourbon.
Sometimes I like bourbon and a little bit of ice.
But mainly,
I just like straight bourbon. -Straight.
Um...
but this is -- this is pretty good.
Are you good with that to be your signature drink?
Well, he's got to taste the other ones.
-There's -- there's a lot more, but I like that one. -[Jonah] Yeah.
So that's what I was gonna ask you.
On a one to five scale, where does this rank right now?
Not -- not tasting the others.
-I wanna do four. -[Jonah] Four?
Go ahead.
I might not finish it, but I'll drink half.
-I mean, if y'all want. -Finish it.
[Brice] I'm just a guy that doesn't like
to -- to waste the drinks.
He does not like to waste anything.
-Mhn-mhn. -Food, wine, clothes.
-I'll go ahead and drink it. -[indistinct chatter]
No!
Oh, my God, I'm not gonna be able
to carry you to the car.
He was throwing them back, and I was like, "Sip, sip,
dump the bucket. Sip, sip, dump the bucket."
He was like, "I'm going to finish it."
[Brice] That's just me. If we try something,
I wanna finish it.
I just don't wanna throw it away.
Let me know when you have the second one.
I'll come sample.
Brice is going to need a chair in a minute.
-I don't get to do this often. -[Trent] No.
All right, this one's called "Catch and Release."
Brice was drinking the drinks so fast, I had to be quick
on my feet in making them, just so that we could have a survey
of every drink before he either is on the floor
or, you know, is tipsy.
-[whispering] This taste like [bleep]. -[laughs]
♪ I like a bourbon I like a scotch ♪
♪ I like a double ♪ ♪ I like them so much ♪
♪ I like a drum ♪
♪ Jamaica rum ♪
♪ I drink that stuff until the morning comes ♪
Brice is, you know, he's a good tester.
He's putting the drinks away pretty quickly.
It's definitely not his first rodeo.
That looks like a good drink.
[knocking]
Oh, my God.
-Y'all did not. -[laughter]
-[Mandy] Did you pay your car ticket? -[Liz] No.
-[Amber] I think you're in trouble. -Maddie, get the door.
Oh, my God.
I just see a man in a cop uniform.
And out of the corner of my eye,
it almost kind of looked like Brice.
I just saw brown hair and a tall, lanky dude, like...
And so I'm like, "Oh my God, he would never."
-I'm here to arrest Elizabeth. -Whoo!
There she is, right there. Right there.
Liz didn't let us have penises at the party,
so we added something spicier.
I heard that Elizabeth stole Brice's heart.
-[overlapping laughter] -[Amber] She did.
Is this true?
I stole a lot of things from him, apparently,
so yeah. -All right.
Well, I'm gonna have to ask you to stand up for me, ma'am.
-[Liz] Oh, God. -[laughter]
I have some handcuffs here.
If you put your hand behind your back.
Getting handcuffed, I've never been in handcuffs.
-I was going to ask, was that your first time? -[indistinct]
I was like, "I don't know this feeling."
The cuffs don't seem like they're fitting.
[laughter]
He was attempting to handcuff Liz.
Then I think he realized the handcuffs were too
janky-ish,
so he couldn't. -Yeah.
So she had one.
-Oh. -Oh.
Oh.
-Oh, my God. -[laughter]
-[Liz] Oh, my God. -[laughter]
[squealing, laughing]
Oh, my God. This is hilarious.
-Oh, my God. -[Kristen] He looks like Brice.
I'm not into that kind of stuff. But of course,
somebody decided to surprise me.
-You can sit down. -Oh, my Jesus.
-Oh, my God. -[laughs]
[laughter]
-Oh -- my -- -[laughter]
It ain't gonna fit, but here we go.
Madison, when your wedding day comes, it's on.
-[laughs] -Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
-I gotta be honest with you. -Uh-huh.
I'm not really a cop.
Oh, yeah. You don't say.
But I do want to say one thing.
♪ Liz, Liz ♪
♪ Liz is our bride.♪
♪ She's glowing and taking the lead ♪
And then he busts into a song.
So he not only is just dancing, he's also singing.
♪ Brice, Brice, Brice is her man ♪
♪ He's fishing down the stream ♪
[laughter]
Did not expect him to start singing.
He wasn't terrible.
I mean, he wasn't terrible.
I've heard much worse singing. I was kind of --
He's actually a pretty good singer.
I was like, "Oh, OK."
Well, not the singing part. His words were very well-spoken.
♪ Hunting all day ♪
[snickering]
♪ Feeling all night ♪
[laughs]
[entertainer] ♪ Your partner's in love... ♪
[laughs]
♪ ...for life ♪
I like that he ended with the song.
-I thought that made it, like, personal and cute. -Yeah.
It was really cute knowing that he...
evidently knows some things about Brice...
-Somebody had to tell him. -...and Liz.
You know, when he put that cute little song together.
It was -- it was really cute.
-Thank you. -[cheering, clapping]
All right, now who sent him?
I'm gonna go catch some real criminals now.
-[Liz] Thank you. -[entertainer] Thank you.
-Bye. -See ya.
[Liz] Who did this? I have a great feeling
I know who did this. -[laughs]
[Trent] Do you like this?
[Jonah] Yeah, that's all -- that's all.
Do you like this?
I mean, if I were to choose, I mean, this wouldn't be
my favorite, but...
-That first one was good. -[Brice] ...I liked the first one.
I would say the first one was probably the best.
-[Jonah] That old-fashioned? -[Trent] The Missing Canoe.
[Brice] I would say that I would probably like
that one the best.
So, out of all of the drinks
that I tried, there were a couple of
them that I liked a lot.
And, you know, there were a couple of them,
I still drunk them, but I was like,
"No, uh, you know, there's definitely better than this."
Oh, yeah.
-[Jonah] Good? -That's good.
-Good? -That's my favorite one.
Well, then that's it.
[Brice] That's definitely my go-to.
So I'm very glad that Brice picked The Missing Canoe.
I hope everyone that shows up to the wedding will try it
and enjoy it, because it's a good selection.
[Brice] So Liz and I just picked out a garter for the wedding.
I mean, you know what a garter is, right?
Yeah.
[Brice] I was thinking
Of, like, the -- of how I should do
the garter toss on my -- the wedding, too,
'cause, like, as many weddings as you've been to,
you know, you might have seen a lot more different ways
people do it and stuff, so I was --
I was gonna see if you can help me out.
So, you know, just something, as long as you keep it comedic
with the crowd, you're gonna have good reactions,
but what if the garter
gets attached to the end of a fishing rod?
-And you could sling it to the crowd? -That's a good story...
I think that's it right there.
That's it. I like that idea.
-Yeah. -As much as I love fishing,
dude, that's perfect. -That's it.
And she'll --
she'll like it too. -She'll like it too.
And we're by the river.
-You know, I'll try to aim for a certain [indistinct]... -Yeah.
-...cast it. -Aim for Brett or aim for Alex or me.
Don't aim for me.
-That's all I ask. -Yeah.
What if nobody catches that bitch?
They're always like, "Oh, [bleep]"
and like moves out of the way.
We accomplished a lot around this, uh, bar.
Overall, um, you know, it was a great experience.
Jonah didn't do a bad job at all
on making these drinks.
But I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, I mean, I'm fine.
I am buzzing.
I'm not gonna lie. I am buzzing.
Sounds like Brice is spending the night with Bapa
and Uncle Jonah.
[Jonah] I'm ready for a nap.
-Oh, yeah, me too. -[Jonah] I don't know about you,
but we'll get it figured out.
This bourbon's making me sleepy.
[Jonah chuckles] Yeah.
♪ Ooh, sexy, sexy ♪
So we got a prize for our next game.
We're gonna play Porn or Polish.
So Madison came up with a game called Porn or Polish.
And pretty much, we had to guess whether or not the name
suited more of a nail polish color or an adult film.
Well, I hope you haven't watched them.
-Adult films? -[Amber] Yeah.
Oh, these are like naughty films.
Like porn films.
-Oh. -Yeah.
-Oh. -Oh.
She's like, "I haven't heard of any of these movies."
I hope this isn't your casual Tuesday night film.
[Liz] That's definitely porn.
[laughs]
[Madison] All right. Are we ready?
-Everybody ready? -Yes.
-OK, Blow the Belt. -Polish.
-Movie. -Movie.
I feel like me saying porn would be too easy,
so I'm gonna say polish.
I'm going to hit you with reverse psychology.
I'm just going to be weird and say nail polish.
-Polish. -[cheering] Whoo!
[Dacey] Yeah.
-[Madison] Topless and Barefoot? -Polish.
[Liz] Movie.
As much as I hate to say it, probably porn.
Topless and Barefoot.
That's a beach nail polish.
-Polish. -[cheering] Whoo!
[Liz] I swear, if all these are polish, I'm gonna be mad.
-Playing with Fire. -Polish.
Polish, yep.
I'm gonna say polish,
just because I don't know how that can really be --
Yeah, I'm gonna say polish.
Another nail polish.
[Madison] Movie.
-Dang. -[Amber] Dang, I suck at this.
I changed my answer, too.
[Liz] Think about redheads.
[Dacey] I'm not winning this.
-[Madison] White chocolate. -[girls] Movie.
White chocolate?
Polish.
White chocolate. That's definitely porn.
-[Madison] Movie. -Oh.
Ten.
-[Madison] Cherry pop. -Polish.
[girls] Movie.
That's gross. Cherry pop.
I'm gonna hope it's nail polish.
That's polish.
-Polish. -[cheering]
Dang!
Wow, I'm doing better at this than I thought.
[laughs]
Soft and Wet.
-[girls] Movie. -Movie.
Soft and Wet?
-This is awful. -[Amber laughs]
That's an old man porn right there.
-Polish. -I said Polish!
-[laughing] -Gosh!
So who looked up all these names?
Madison!
-My God. -I know.
-[Madison] Meatballs. -[overlapping voices] Movie, it's a movie.
-[Madison] Polish. -[Emma] What?
-Man, I was on a streak. -[woman meows]
[laughter]
Um...Meatballs, I'm gonna say is a porn.
Polish.
-I disagree. -I think there's some weird polishes.
-You have some very weird polishes, yeah. -Meatball.
Yeah -- that'd be a terrible color, honestly.
And that's still a polish?
Wow.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
-I only got six right. -I got eight right.
-I got eight. -Nine.
-Oh, good job, Liz. -Did I win, really?
-[Kristen] I got eight. -[Amber] I got eight.
-[Kristen] You got nine right? -[Dacey] I got seven.
-I got seven. -[Kristen] Liz won.
[Amber] Yeah, you won.
You don't know your porn. Your daughter knew her porn.
That's great.
-I know. -Makes me feel good.
I guess you watch porn then.
-I do not. -[laughter]
-Shame on you! -[indistinct]
-Oh, God. -Well, good question.
We're all, I think, wondering the same thing.
Then her mom came in second.
-I got my eyes on y'all now. -Yeah.
-Banana? -[Liz] Yeah.
-Banana. -Banana.
I thought the party was a success.
Glad that I got to finally meet all of Liz's friends
that I've been in a group message with
but hadn't met them in person yet.
Everybody's really sweet, and we had a lot of fun.
What is something a good bachelorette party needs?
Go, Dacey!
[laughter]
Penises.
I thought the party and all the games were super fun.
It brought us all together, because that's why we're here.
We're here to celebrate Liz and be there by her side.
I think Lizzie definitely enjoyed it overall,
and I know she wanted to keep it more low-key.
But if a cop knocks on your door, answer.
Right.
After all the fun that I had with the bachelorette party,
unfortunately, it's time to get back to business and finish
planning this wedding, because we are only almost
a month away from the big day.
♪ I'm pushing the limit ♪
♪ I'm pushing, I'm pushing the limit ♪
-[Makenzie] Hey. -Hi.
-[Makenzie] Hey. -I'm Liz.
Hi, I'm Makenzie.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too.
I've heard very much about you.
-Good, I'm glad. -Hi.
-He's a nervous wreck right now. -Brice, Makenzie.
-Sorry. -Why are you nervous?
I just am.
-I ain't no dancer, so. -You have no reason to be nervous.
So, since Brice and I are not the best dancers, I decided to
plan some dance classes for us, since we're both a little bit
nervous about our first dance for our wedding.
I need him to build up his confidence.
-OK, I got you. -I'll try my best.
[Makenzie] We're going to bring all the confidence.
During our wedding, I'm the most nervous
about the crowd and also the whole dancing thing.
-No, Brice, you stay still. -[Makenzie] Yeah, you stay still.
And you face your partner on eight.
Our right arm is gonna go up,
over, and we're gonna do a little pretzel twist.
-Oh, yeah, I know this one. -[Makenzie] And in -- good.
Brice and Liz do have a little bit of a height difference,
but I pride myself on being able to teach everybody.
So I like having beginners.
I like having people that
already know a little thing or two.
I like to accommodate everyone.
So, anybody who comes and takes this class, I'll make sure
that they leave here knowing how to dance.
He's gonna release your right hand,
so you can turn. -So release this hand.
-All right. -[Makenzie] Perfect.
-Oh, wait. Do it one more time. -[Liz] Wait.
I see it more as our wedding day and a memory
that we can look back on.
He sees it as a pain-in-the-ass thing to do.
No.
[Makenzie] And push back.
And then let this hand carry it over your head.
-Go the other way, other way. -[Liz] Other way?
[Makenzie] Other way. Go to that.
-I know. -Can I --
can I steal him for one second? -Yeah.
OK. You're here.
-Go this way. -[Liz] That way?
-Yes. -[Liz] OK.
See, I'm uncoordinated too, so it's OK.
-The other way. -This way.
I think if Brice and I were a little closer in height,
it may be easier.
And Brice was trying to watch the dance instructor.
But it's kind of like, you've got to focus
on what we're doing.
[Makenzie] Touch.
Touch.
-Touch. -Babe, you've got to mimic.
[Makenzie] Touch. Push back.
Because your soon-to-be wife is little, and I don't need
you to plow your foot over my foot and trip me up.
When people do wedding dances,
they have the habit of rushing,
because all eyes are on them, and they get nervous.
But don't rush. Stay with your partner.
Lock in with them.
Do you hear that, buddy?
Do you hear that?
Sometimes I forget, like, the next move,
and then she will, too.
And then it'll mess us up right there --
right then and there.
[Liz] Slow, buddy.
-So you just don't like to be criticized. -No.
You have a hard time being critiqued.
Because when I was dancing, there were things you messed up
on that messed me up. -OK.
[Makenzie] This part is tricky.
So, you'd go here, you would turn
into your partner, and then grab their hand.
You would put your -- uh, you'd be on their side,
and you'd put your right leg into their left leg
and pull your leg up by your knee and just lean.
-[Brice] OK. -[Liz chuckles]
Dance lessons can definitely be very challenging
for a relationship, especially to people
that are very headstrong and,
you know, a lot of times see it one way.
-[Makenzie] And dip -- mm-hmm. -[Liz flutters lips] -- it's too much.
[Makenzie] So the man has to have a really strong base
for the woman, so... -You just go a little bit.
....Brice, you're gonna have to bend your right leg
and keep this left leg straight. -OK.
-You don't have to bring me to the ground.
-Just -- -OK.
This definitely just adds to more
of the nervousness and, like...
-The stress. -...oh, the stress for the wedding.
[Makenzie] Two, three, four, and lean.
There you go. Uh-huh.
-And then we turn it out. -[whispering indistinctly]
-I'm not! -[Makenzie] Six, seven, eight.
-I'm doing what he's doing. -Yes, but you gotta remember, she's very tall.
-I'm very short. -I know.
You go out that far, I'm about to hit the ground.
Yeah, you got to keep like a hip width apart, lean.
Yeah.
-We said, step, touch... -[Brice] Wrong hand.
-Step, touch, step, touch... -[Brice] You have to watch them.
...step, touch.
Her walking through the dance, it's not that difficult.
It's just my partner needs more confidence.
-You do, too. -And baby, I'm confident.
-It's just knowing you to just relax. -Babe.
-[Makenzie] OK, are we good? -Yeah.
[Makenzie] Yeah? Reluctant, yeah.
His coordination, I just got to work on.
-[Makenzie] No, you're doing awesome. -You, too.
-[Makenzie] Now we're gonna step back. -[whispering] Yeah,
because you're not turning. Just, you need to focus on him.
There is a lot of frustration
with me and Elizabeth doing our dancing.
How do you feel, honestly?
Was it as terrible as you thought it was gonna be?
-No -- I mean, somewhat. -[Liz] He is just big
about embarrassing himself.
Who knows how this is gonna go on the wedding day, honestly.
I don't know.
[Alex] Next time on "7 Little Johnstons."
[phone buzzing]
Why is Dad calling me?
Hello?
[Trent] Meet me outside down at the chicken coop.
Oh, gosh.
I was really not on the fence for chickens.
I was actually against the fence.
And then we get the chicken.
Call me soft, call me whatever you want.
I got on board.
-[Emma] Oh, my gosh. -Oh, wow!
Trent has this ever-growing list of things
that have to get done.
I am afraid that he's gonna run out of time.
We're going to need about three more loads of dirt.
[Amber] I ain't hanging for that.
How do we keep this?
[Amber] Even if we made a cut here,
[Liz] There's not a backup dress,
So there's a lot riding on these alterations.