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♪ Don't follow me ♪

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♪ I'm just a man on
a mission from God ♪

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♪ I said, don't ♪

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♪ Don't follow me ♪

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♪ I'm just a man on
a mission from God ♪

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♪ Ah-Ah who you gonna follow ♪

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♪ Who you gonna follow ♪

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♪ Who you gonna follow ♪

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♪ Who you been followin' ♪

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♪ Just don't ♪

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♪ Follow me ♪

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♪ I'm just a man on
a mission from God ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Man on a mission ♪

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♪ Man on a mission ♪

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- ♪ Man on a mission ♪
- His official title

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is Youth Pastor

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at Sand Hills Neighborhood
Church in California.

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I'm asking you to be in this.

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I can't get it done without you.

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Be with Mabel.

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Wherever she's at,
guide her steps

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Mr. Guy Sides!

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Give it up for DJ Jazzy Carl!

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Yeah!

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Good to see you!

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Thank you.

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Thank you so much.

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You know, we've
been on this tour,

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and this is the third
month of this tour,

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and I have realized,

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I should've brought more
than two pair of pants.

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Oh!

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Ho-ho!

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Yeah, well, a beach ball.

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I'm not sure what
I'm supposed to...

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I'm supposed to sign.

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Alright, let me
sign the beach ball.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Very exciting, I understand.

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Thank you, efficient stagehand.

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Thanks, Guy.

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I'm not sure who threw this,

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but I'll just throw it back
that general direction.

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All right.

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Okay, let's get
back to why I came.

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This is gonna sound like I'm
exaggerating, but I am not.

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If you miss this,
you miss everything.

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- Hey.
- They were fun.

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That was awesome.

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If they cry, they buy.

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Oh, man, why
you gotta do that?

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What?

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They're people with souls.

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Absolutely, absolutely.

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But that beach ball action,

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that could be a thing.

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- Beach ball?
- Yeah.

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- That was just spontaneous-
- Well, it was

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spontaneously brilliant, okay?

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How 'bout that?

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I've seen things, and I've
seen how things start,

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and you definitely
started a thing.

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That's a thing.

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Hey, don't leave
the souls waiting.

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Go get 'em.

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Guy Sides, y'all!

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Chicago!

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Yeah!

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All right!

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I'm asking you to be in this.

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We can't get it
done without you.

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Be with Mabel.

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Wherever she's at,

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- guide her steps.
- And you know him

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as America's youth pastor,

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Guy Sides!

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If you miss this,

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you miss everything.

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If you miss this,

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you miss everything.

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If you miss this,

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you miss everything.

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There's was my guy.

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Hey!

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Nailed it again.

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- Nailed it again.
- I-

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I just hope they
heard the gospel,

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- and the deeper-
- Totes, totes.

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Totes, they did.

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But here's the thing.

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That beach ball thing,

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we need to capitalize on it.

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From now on, you are officially
the "Beach Ball Guy".

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- No, I am absolutely not
- No, you absolutely are

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- the "Beach Ball Guy".
- the "Beach Ball Guy".

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- And absolutely means-
- And let me tell you-

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Listen.

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- It's bigger than
- Nada.

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- either one of us.
- No.

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You made it a thing!

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It's a thing
I'm not gonna do.

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Okay, brother.

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We can talk about it.

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We can always talk about it.

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But I need you right
now to be the baller

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I know you can be.

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Now, you go out there,

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and ball till you fall!

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Hey, y'all, look who's here!

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Mr. Baller!

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- Oh, look at that!
- Hi, you you doin'?

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And they got

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- the beach balls!
- Good to see you.

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And they
got the beach balls!

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Great, thank you.

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If you miss this,

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you miss everything.

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Guys, listen,

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if you miss this,
you miss everything.

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Hey, there he is.

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I told you, man.

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I told you this beach ball
thing is bigger than any of us.

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It's a thing.

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How does anybody take
the gospel seriously

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with all this nonsense?

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But it's interesting.

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You realize, interesting
is Christian code for crazy.

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But crazy in a
good way, right?

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Right?

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Sign this?

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What would Jesus do?

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This still happenin'?

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I have an idea.

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Why don't we talk about
what Jesus has done?

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Died and rose again, right?

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Oh, I have Jesus in my heart.

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What I don't have, is a beach
ball with your name on it.

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1st Corinthians 15,

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it's about what Jesus did.

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Thanks.

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If you miss-

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You know, I think we missed it.

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Guys, could you dial it
back with the beach balls?

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It's like the entire church
has become the youth group.

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Boom!

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That's our new slogan.

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"Our whole church
is a youth group."

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That's interesting.

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Oh, man!

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That's the third one this week.

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So rough tour?

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I want out.

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What's going on with you?

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You need some time off?

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It's deeper than that.

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Is this a faith crisis?

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No, not at all.

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Remember back when
first started?

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Yeah, those were good times.

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We had 60 people at the most,

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and all we did was
preach the gospel.

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Ooh, Superman works.

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I like Superman.

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Are you listening to me?

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Yes, of course!

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"A good pastor
has to multitask."

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It was in my book.

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Go on.

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I can't function like this.

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Evangelicalism has
become this machine

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and it's eating me up.

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Take a nap.

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"A good nap always
refreshes me."

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That was also in my book.

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Did you even read my book?

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Wow!

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Those are both good.

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Guy, what do you think?

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I'm done.

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He's right, no masks.

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So let's stick with Superman.

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Thanks.

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You're the most popular
youth pastor in the country.

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Everybody loves you.

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They'll find someone else.

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America's youth
pastor can't quit.

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America would be bummed.

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Your kids would
be really bummed.

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Guy, listen to me.

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I know you're under
a lot of pressure.

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I get it.

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I'm feelin' it too.

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I need something big for
Good Friday and Easter.

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Bigger than the resurrection?

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Maybe I've hit my ceiling?

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I rode in on a Harley.

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I rode in on a cow.

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I got shot out of a cannon.

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What if you dial
it back for a year?

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No, no, more is more, Guy!

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More show, more
people in the seats.

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More people in the seats,

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more people get to
hear the gospel!

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I'm not sure
your math adds up.

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What is it?

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What's the hook?

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I would love to
help you, but I quit.

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No, you are not quitting.

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I am.

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Fine, quit after
you take a nap.

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Although, use this.

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It'll change your life.

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I love you, brother.

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Guy, perfect timing.

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Robert and I are
just about finished

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blowing up beach
balls for you to sign.

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I quit, I quit, I quit!

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I said, I quit!

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I-

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Sorry.

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Can we get the beach
balls to listen to me?

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Guy!

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You're back?

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Hey, I gotta...

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I'm on my way out.

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Cool.

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We'll catch up.

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Remember, big smiles
and have a blessed service.

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Chad, I'm not watching
where I'm going.

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Where are you going?

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It's a good question.

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You're tired.

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I don't think a
nap can fix that.

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Right.

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Wait, why would you say that?

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It's my gift.

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I know things,

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like when people are tired.

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Chad, why are you here?

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Oh, I'm training
more greeters today.

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No, I mean-

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- Oh, existentially?

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Exactly!

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Why are you here?

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I am here to serve.

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Jesus laid down his life for us,

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so we oughta be
willing to do the same.

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I've gotta go.

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Guy?

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You didn't say
goodbye to your kids.

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Thanks, Chad.

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Sheila, hey, will you go
find a mop from the closet?

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Jeremy, go to the pantry,

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see if you can find some rice
to dry out Blaise's phone.

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Blaise, take five.

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I'm really glad things
are back to normal.

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It must've been a power nap?

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Hmm.

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Chad, it's me.

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I'm not a real superhero.

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You could be, sir.

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♪ Praise God from whom
all blessings flow ♪

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♪ Praise Him all
creatures here below ♪

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♪ Praise Him above
ye heavenly hosts ♪

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♪ Praise Father,
Son, and Holy Ghost ♪

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Have a blessed service.

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Brother, good to see you.

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Have a bless service.

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You get in there,
you little rascal.

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Hey, have a blessed service.

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Good to see ya.

275
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♪ You lift me up ♪

276
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:56,725
And that's

277
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,728
how the power of the
Holy Spirit propels us

278
00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:04,633
from one hill in
life to the next.

279
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:05,668
- Amen?
- Amen.

280
00:12:06,969 --> 00:12:10,139
Amen.

281
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:17,713
Hey, before we let you go,

282
00:12:18,848 --> 00:12:22,818
I told you, if we broke
attendance records this quarter,

283
00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:25,054
I'd get the church logo
tattooed on my arm.

284
00:12:25,087 --> 00:12:27,323
And we broke those records,

285
00:12:27,356 --> 00:12:29,892
and Pastor Skip
keeps his promises.

286
00:12:32,228 --> 00:12:36,098
If we hit our goal of 500 new
attendees by next quarter,

287
00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,233
I'm gonna get pierced.

288
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,168
Okay.

289
00:12:39,201 --> 00:12:40,202
Bring it on.

290
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:52,748
Okay, if you wanna turn in
your phones to 1st John 3:16.

291
00:12:52,781 --> 00:12:55,918
That's 1st John 3:16,
not the gospel of.

292
00:12:58,087 --> 00:13:00,089
Hey, you guys, I
wanna say something.

293
00:13:00,122 --> 00:13:02,224
I realized I haven't
been around a lot lately,

294
00:13:02,258 --> 00:13:04,927
and I want you to know,
that's gonna change.

295
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:09,965
All right, who wants to read
our a verse for tonight?

296
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:10,866
Blaise.

297
00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:16,038
"This is how we
know what love is."

298
00:13:16,071 --> 00:13:18,807
"Jesus laid down
his life for us,

299
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:23,480
and we ought to lay down
our lives for each other."

300
00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:26,749
Jesus laid down
his life for us.

301
00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:31,353
How do most of us
think about that?

302
00:13:31,388 --> 00:13:33,822
Try really hard to be good.

303
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:41,464
God loves the mess
that you are right now.

304
00:13:41,498 --> 00:13:43,433
The point of the gospel,

305
00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:46,035
is that we can't be like Jesus.

306
00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:50,473
We can't be as good as
we think we should be.

307
00:13:50,507 --> 00:13:53,242
Jesus laid down
his life for you.

308
00:13:54,377 --> 00:13:56,845
You never have to
prove yourself again.

309
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,782
Jesus laid down
his life for you,

310
00:13:59,815 --> 00:14:02,885
and God's love is
bigger than our mess.

311
00:14:08,525 --> 00:14:10,025
I thought you were
gonna go as Superman?

312
00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:11,860
No, we couldn't
get the clearance.

313
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:15,898
I couldn't even get
Super Positive cleared.

314
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,166
Pretty hardcore, huh?

315
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:18,801
Yeah, we heard
you in the Youth Room.

316
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:20,403
It
didn't hurt too bad.

317
00:14:20,437 --> 00:14:21,770
Should that be
bleedin' like that?

318
00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:24,039
Oh, I don't know.

319
00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:26,375
What do you think Carla's
gonna say when she sees it?

320
00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:28,210
Just wear sleeves
when you Skype.

321
00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:29,078
No, she's coming home.

322
00:14:29,111 --> 00:14:29,945
- Carla?
- Yeah.

323
00:14:29,979 --> 00:14:31,046
- Your daughter?
- Yeah.

324
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,147
- The missionary?
- Yeah.

325
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,483
I thought I told you?

326
00:14:33,516 --> 00:14:34,551
Yeah, you told me.

327
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,518
Are you being sarcastic?

328
00:14:35,552 --> 00:14:36,553
I am.

329
00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:37,587
Oh, fun.

330
00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:39,188
Yeah, she just broke
things off with her fiance,

331
00:14:39,221 --> 00:14:40,356
and I wanna get her set up

332
00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:41,257
- into a stable relationship.
- Oh.

333
00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:42,425
Oh, wow, I don't know.

334
00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:43,526
- My schedule-
- I'm gonna set

335
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,893
her up with Tino.

336
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,028
Wait, Tino?

337
00:14:47,363 --> 00:14:50,199
♪ Thank the Lord. ♪

338
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:53,902
Come on, people!

339
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:57,339
I mean, the audience is
expecting a lot from me.

340
00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:58,974
Us.

341
00:14:59,008 --> 00:14:59,842
I don't even understand,

342
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,110
why did I even write it

343
00:15:01,143 --> 00:15:03,546
if you can't even play
it the way I felt it?

344
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,180
To glorify God?

345
00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:09,552
If God
wanted to be glorified,

346
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:11,920
he would hire professionals.

347
00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:14,290
Are you punishing her?

348
00:15:14,323 --> 00:15:15,157
What?

349
00:15:16,058 --> 00:15:17,494
He'd be great for her.

350
00:15:17,527 --> 00:15:18,827
He's stable.

351
00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:20,029
Doesn't have ideas.

352
00:15:20,062 --> 00:15:21,531
He produces volume.

353
00:15:21,564 --> 00:15:22,364
How could she resist?

354
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,266
Talk him up!

355
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,834
I got an idea.

356
00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:27,870
Let her live her life.

357
00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:29,539
That's just crazy talk.

358
00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:31,240
It's in your book.

359
00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:32,875
Oh, you're right.

360
00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:39,915
Is it wrong to lust
after a mannequin?

361
00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:42,951
What?

362
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,286
You're busy.

363
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,120
Sorry.

364
00:15:45,154 --> 00:15:45,954
No, no, no.

365
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:46,855
No, come on...

366
00:15:46,889 --> 00:15:48,057
Come in.

367
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,892
Grab a chair.

368
00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:50,893
Have a seat.

369
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,198
Now, what's the issue?

370
00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:58,635
You know how mannequins
can be super hot?

371
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:01,303
Is it wrong to think that?

372
00:16:01,337 --> 00:16:03,540
I mean, they're not human.

373
00:16:03,573 --> 00:16:04,940
They're wood.

374
00:16:04,973 --> 00:16:06,875
Most are plastic.

375
00:16:06,909 --> 00:16:08,944
So you get it?

376
00:16:08,977 --> 00:16:09,978
I don't know where
you're shoppin'-

377
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,914
- Oh, they're everywhere.

378
00:16:11,947 --> 00:16:14,950
And at first, I was turning
my eyes away from real girls

379
00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:16,885
and then there they were.

380
00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:18,320
I mean, everywhere.

381
00:16:19,556 --> 00:16:22,592
Well, Blaise, as a teenager,

382
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:25,294
I imagine you still have lots of

383
00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:28,531
changes going on in your body.

384
00:16:28,565 --> 00:16:30,633
Because I'm born again now?

385
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:31,468
No.

386
00:16:33,102 --> 00:16:36,038
Have you talked to your
parents about this?

387
00:16:36,071 --> 00:16:37,906
Mannequin lust?

388
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,074
Well, I meant, you know,

389
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:41,411
becoming a Christian, and
hanging out at church, all that?

390
00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,413
They're uber supportive,

391
00:16:43,446 --> 00:16:47,149
and whatever makes me
happy, that's their thing.

392
00:16:47,182 --> 00:16:48,518
Well, Blaise,

393
00:16:49,686 --> 00:16:51,688
you can't have a
meaningful relationship

394
00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:54,524
with those kinda women.

395
00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:57,494
I can't believe I'm
callin' 'em women.

396
00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:58,595
They're nothing!

397
00:16:58,628 --> 00:17:00,397
They're heartless.

398
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:01,664
They're brainless.

399
00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:02,699
They all are.

400
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:05,033
So I'm guessing
you're still single?

401
00:17:07,169 --> 00:17:11,708
Can I help you?

402
00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:12,575
Really?

403
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,944
Yeah, I think
that's how it works.

404
00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:18,213
You come into my
office, and I help you.

405
00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:20,949
Do you have a kid
in our program?

406
00:17:20,983 --> 00:17:21,984
No.

407
00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:23,486
No kids, no husband.

408
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:26,155
That's good.

409
00:17:26,188 --> 00:17:27,122
I don't mean it's good.

410
00:17:27,156 --> 00:17:29,091
I mean, it's not bad either.

411
00:17:29,124 --> 00:17:30,359
I just...

412
00:17:30,393 --> 00:17:31,394
All I mean is,

413
00:17:31,428 --> 00:17:33,996
single people are often single.

414
00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:37,734
You talk for a living, right?

415
00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:43,071
Yikes!

416
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,140
That's a rough first impression.

417
00:17:45,174 --> 00:17:47,042
Oh, don't worry about that.

418
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:49,712
I got my first impression
of him a long time ago.

419
00:17:49,746 --> 00:17:51,414
You did?

420
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,717
When would that have been
at, a conference, or...

421
00:17:54,751 --> 00:17:57,119
I'm sorry, I'm lost here.

422
00:17:57,152 --> 00:17:59,288
Yeah,
I would say you are,

423
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:01,691
and you obviously need
help more than I do,

424
00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:04,059
which is why I'm here.

425
00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:06,396
So you're here to volunteer?

426
00:18:07,664 --> 00:18:09,131
If that's the case,

427
00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:10,733
you need to be a church member,

428
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:14,236
and fill out an
application form.

429
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:17,440
I am a long-time
church member,

430
00:18:17,474 --> 00:18:18,575
and I can write.

431
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:21,176
So we're off to a good start.

432
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,245
This is Blaise.

433
00:18:23,278 --> 00:18:24,279
And you are?

434
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,015
Pleased to meet you.

435
00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:28,551
I see how it is.

436
00:18:29,419 --> 00:18:30,252
Do you know Jesus?

437
00:18:30,285 --> 00:18:31,387
He's a new believer.

438
00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:32,622
Yes, I do.

439
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,256
I could climb a
mountain for Jesus!

440
00:18:34,289 --> 00:18:35,792
Who is very enthusiastic.

441
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,159
Seriously, throw me a rope.

442
00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:39,061
Blaise, you are a pickle.

443
00:18:39,094 --> 00:18:39,995
Thank you.

444
00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:42,030
Don't you have a jar
you need to get to?

445
00:18:42,064 --> 00:18:42,765
I was just headed to the mall.

446
00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:43,800
No, no, no, no!

447
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:44,767
Sit, sit!

448
00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:47,770
Oh, so here's a volunteer
application form

449
00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:50,773
that you'll need
to fill out now.

450
00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:56,713
Sneaky way of getting my name.

451
00:18:56,746 --> 00:18:58,180
This is weird.

452
00:18:58,213 --> 00:18:59,114
Is this flirting?

453
00:18:59,147 --> 00:19:00,550
Unless you wanna back out?

454
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,150
Wait, can you date volunteers?

455
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,520
Why would I wanna back out?

456
00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:05,087
That's like a
church policy, right?

457
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,089
Yes, Blaise, there's a policy.

458
00:19:07,122 --> 00:19:08,591
Is that right?

459
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,093
May I just...

460
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:13,095
So you're turning me down?

461
00:19:13,128 --> 00:19:15,297
Church policy
dictates that I must.

462
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:18,701
Well, we are under
grace here, not law.

463
00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:25,073
You just threw away my name.

464
00:19:25,107 --> 00:19:29,144
Okay, so when you figure
it out, give me a call.

465
00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:30,613
Let me know how I can help.

466
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:35,217
So nice
to meet you, Blaise.

467
00:19:43,393 --> 00:19:44,661
Carla Finney.

468
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:49,699
Is that Pastor Skip's daughter?

469
00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,100
I mean, they both have
the same last name,

470
00:19:52,134 --> 00:19:54,871
so is it?

471
00:19:57,907 --> 00:19:59,442
All right, take
it from the top.

472
00:19:59,475 --> 00:20:00,877
♪ Two, three, four ♪

473
00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,879
All right, everybody.

474
00:20:02,912 --> 00:20:05,782
Sing it like you
mean it this time!

475
00:20:05,815 --> 00:20:07,750
What?

476
00:20:07,784 --> 00:20:09,886
It's the first song.

477
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:11,487
So?

478
00:20:11,521 --> 00:20:14,323
They haven't had a
chance to be insincere yet.

479
00:20:14,356 --> 00:20:16,325
Rocked from out here.

480
00:20:16,358 --> 00:20:18,494
It doesn't rock up here.

481
00:20:18,528 --> 00:20:22,297
Tino, I would like you
to meet my daughter, Carla.

482
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,847
Carla Finney.

483
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,715
- Hi.
- Hi.

484
00:20:40,516 --> 00:20:43,352
♪ Carla Finney ♪

485
00:20:43,386 --> 00:20:46,923
♪ I heard so much about you ♪

486
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:51,193
♪ It makes me witty and giddy ♪

487
00:20:52,562 --> 00:20:53,463
You know what?

488
00:20:53,496 --> 00:20:55,632
I'm gonna write you a song.

489
00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:57,400
Another one?

490
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,368
Thank you, but that
would be too much.

491
00:20:59,402 --> 00:21:00,202
No, no, I mean it.

492
00:21:00,235 --> 00:21:01,370
No, I mean it too.

493
00:21:04,339 --> 00:21:08,411
♪ Now you're here
from so far away ♪

494
00:21:08,444 --> 00:21:10,947
♪ Moldova ♪

495
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:12,415
♪ But if you leave ♪

496
00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:17,420
♪ You're gonna
shoot our hearts ♪

497
00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,490
♪ With a revolver ♪

498
00:21:21,391 --> 00:21:22,190
Wow!

499
00:21:23,593 --> 00:21:24,527
I know.

500
00:21:25,528 --> 00:21:26,896
I just made that up just now.

501
00:21:26,929 --> 00:21:27,964
Did you?

502
00:21:27,997 --> 00:21:29,932
My whole life is a musical.

503
00:21:29,966 --> 00:21:31,266
Enchanting.

504
00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:32,769
Except for the talking parts,

505
00:21:32,802 --> 00:21:35,672
because it's kind of a
disappointment when I have to talk.

506
00:21:35,705 --> 00:21:37,272
I can see that.

507
00:21:37,305 --> 00:21:37,974
Really?

508
00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:39,609
Yeah.

509
00:21:39,642 --> 00:21:40,810
We get each other.

510
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,310
Oh, you know, dad
and I have to...

511
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,311
There's a...

512
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,947
It was so nice to meet you.

513
00:21:44,981 --> 00:21:46,549
♪ Nice meeting you ♪

514
00:21:46,582 --> 00:21:47,517
Nice to meet you.

515
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:48,885
♪ I hope to see you again ♪

516
00:21:48,918 --> 00:21:53,321
♪ And baby, oh, I'll call you ♪

517
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,425
Oh, that's
okay, I'll see you around.

518
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:56,459
All right.

519
00:22:02,532 --> 00:22:03,633
You didn't even try.

520
00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:06,301
You could be his leading lady.

521
00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:08,638
I am happy just
being a bit player.

522
00:22:08,671 --> 00:22:10,305
You won't even go
on one date with him?

523
00:22:10,338 --> 00:22:12,307
That's never gonna happen.

524
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:13,009
Never say never, honey.

525
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,143
It's an ugly word.

526
00:22:14,177 --> 00:22:16,344
Dad, I didn't come home
for another relationship.

527
00:22:16,379 --> 00:22:17,847
I came home to recover from one.

528
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,516
I know, I'm just
thinking long-term here.

529
00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:22,885
I'm just here on
a round-trip ticket.

530
00:22:22,919 --> 00:22:24,319
What?

531
00:22:24,352 --> 00:22:26,321
I thought you were here to stay?

532
00:22:26,354 --> 00:22:27,289
Maybe.

533
00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:28,356
We'll see.

534
00:22:28,391 --> 00:22:30,393
Ooh, there's Tino's car.

535
00:22:30,426 --> 00:22:31,359
It's new.

536
00:22:31,394 --> 00:22:32,495
It's electric.

537
00:22:32,528 --> 00:22:36,264
Dad, it's a nice car, but
it doesn't change the man.

538
00:22:36,298 --> 00:22:37,166
I just don't want you with

539
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,035
any more of these
crazy, ambitious-types.

540
00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:40,335
Bump.

541
00:22:44,741 --> 00:22:45,942
Tino's ambitious.

542
00:22:45,975 --> 00:22:49,545
Yeah, but he's too
simple to pull it off.

543
00:22:51,781 --> 00:22:54,316
Look, a fellow who
keeps things simple

544
00:22:54,349 --> 00:22:55,350
is not gonna hurt you.

545
00:22:55,384 --> 00:22:56,619
They won't abandon you,

546
00:22:56,652 --> 00:22:59,455
and they're not gonna
take you away from here.

547
00:22:59,489 --> 00:23:02,290
That's funny coming from a
man who leaves professionally.

548
00:23:02,324 --> 00:23:05,027
I was never gone for more
than three months at a time.

549
00:23:05,061 --> 00:23:07,295
You were gone for
nine months, Dad.

550
00:23:07,329 --> 00:23:08,531
Not true.

551
00:23:08,564 --> 00:23:11,501
Technically, those were three
consecutive book tours, right?

552
00:23:11,534 --> 00:23:13,736
Oh, okay, all better.

553
00:23:13,770 --> 00:23:15,872
Come on, I was
home every Sunday.

554
00:23:15,905 --> 00:23:19,442
Ew, technically, you
are here every Sunday.

555
00:23:19,475 --> 00:23:20,777
Ouch.

556
00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:23,412
I know you were making
major life decisions

557
00:23:23,446 --> 00:23:24,380
and I was not there for you,

558
00:23:24,413 --> 00:23:28,350
and I will regret that
for the rest of my life.

559
00:23:28,384 --> 00:23:30,887
It's good to
hear you say that,

560
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,355
'cause I always felt like you
ministered to everyone else

561
00:23:33,389 --> 00:23:34,490
but your own family.

562
00:23:34,524 --> 00:23:36,592
And for that, I am so sorry.

563
00:23:36,626 --> 00:23:38,728
The good news is, I'm
not going anywhere,

564
00:23:38,761 --> 00:23:40,530
and now, neither are you.

565
00:23:42,131 --> 00:23:43,331
Here we are.

566
00:23:46,636 --> 00:23:48,336
Carla, I'm really
glad you're home.

567
00:23:48,370 --> 00:23:49,639
It is so good to see you.

568
00:23:49,672 --> 00:23:51,107
You too.

569
00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,909
Oh, and I'll work on trying
to get you a better spot.

570
00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:54,377
Oh, no problem.

571
00:23:56,145 --> 00:23:57,547
I really enjoyed our chat.

572
00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:59,015
Me too.

573
00:23:59,048 --> 00:24:01,584
Will you at least think
about giving Tino a chance?

574
00:24:01,617 --> 00:24:03,351
I don't know, Dad.

575
00:24:03,386 --> 00:24:05,454
Honey, I can't fix all
the things I did wrong

576
00:24:05,488 --> 00:24:06,289
when you were a little girl,

577
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:08,391
but maybe I can
make it up to you?

578
00:24:08,424 --> 00:24:10,760
All we can do is move forward.

579
00:24:10,793 --> 00:24:11,627
Okay.

580
00:24:12,628 --> 00:24:13,696
No, really.

581
00:24:13,729 --> 00:24:15,398
All we can do is move forward.

582
00:24:15,431 --> 00:24:16,699
The reverse is broken.

583
00:24:16,732 --> 00:24:19,035
I'm gonna need you
to push me back.

584
00:24:19,068 --> 00:24:20,570
You want me to push?

585
00:24:20,603 --> 00:24:22,638
I have to drive.

586
00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:23,472
Yep.

587
00:24:23,506 --> 00:24:24,874
Get around front.

588
00:24:24,907 --> 00:24:26,843
Yeah.

589
00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:28,477
Put your shoulder into it.

590
00:24:28,511 --> 00:24:29,946
It's kinda heavy.

591
00:24:30,813 --> 00:24:32,114
Come on.

592
00:24:32,148 --> 00:24:33,382
Oh.

593
00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:34,116
Hey, babe?

594
00:24:34,150 --> 00:24:35,418
Babe.

595
00:24:35,451 --> 00:24:36,853
Walking through the door.

596
00:24:36,886 --> 00:24:38,454
I'm walking through the
doors as we speak, literally.

597
00:24:38,487 --> 00:24:39,922
Yes, I just walked
through the doors.

598
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,090
As long as I don't

599
00:24:41,123 --> 00:24:42,758
- get held up by some-
- Pastor Guy?

600
00:24:42,792 --> 00:24:43,593
- Good to see you.
- Chad.

601
00:24:43,626 --> 00:24:46,062
Yes, I will...

602
00:24:46,095 --> 00:24:48,397
Yes, Chad, I'll be right up.

603
00:24:48,431 --> 00:24:49,599
Walmart's got nothin'
on you, buddy.

604
00:24:49,632 --> 00:24:50,833
Amateurs.

605
00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:53,069
Hey, I would love to
chat, but I am late.

606
00:24:53,102 --> 00:24:55,171
For your meeting
with Pastor Skip, yeah.

607
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:57,506
Planning these events
can just be grueling.

608
00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:59,075
Yeah, they can.

609
00:24:59,108 --> 00:25:01,577
Each stunt having to be
bigger and better than the last.

610
00:25:01,611 --> 00:25:02,511
Oh, stunts.

611
00:25:02,545 --> 00:25:03,546
Heard you met with Carla?

612
00:25:03,579 --> 00:25:04,914
Wow.

613
00:25:04,947 --> 00:25:06,048
Wow what?

614
00:25:06,082 --> 00:25:08,184
Well, I just think you
two could make a great team.

615
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:09,819
I mean, I'm focused
on the youth group.

616
00:25:09,852 --> 00:25:11,053
Nah, you're right,

617
00:25:11,087 --> 00:25:12,154
she'd probably just
be a distraction.

618
00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,161
I guess I could use some help?

619
00:25:19,195 --> 00:25:21,697
What a great idea.

620
00:25:21,731 --> 00:25:23,532
You should keep
going, you're late.

621
00:25:23,566 --> 00:25:24,867
Hey, thanks, Chad.

622
00:25:35,511 --> 00:25:39,515
There he is.

623
00:25:42,585 --> 00:25:43,686
I did it!

624
00:25:43,719 --> 00:25:45,087
I took my nap!

625
00:25:45,121 --> 00:25:46,455
Wham!

626
00:25:46,489 --> 00:25:47,490
It came to me.

627
00:25:47,523 --> 00:25:50,893
Something, really, really
big for Good Friday.

628
00:25:50,927 --> 00:25:52,528
Big.

629
00:25:52,561 --> 00:25:53,596
Uh-oh.

630
00:25:54,563 --> 00:25:57,967
This is gonna be our
most daring event ever.

631
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,469
This year, for Good Friday,

632
00:26:00,503 --> 00:26:02,505
we are gonna have a crucifixion.

633
00:26:03,673 --> 00:26:05,508
You mean, a
passion play, right?

634
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:08,544
Oh, no, no, no, an
actual crucifixion.

635
00:26:08,577 --> 00:26:12,214
Like they do in Mexico
and the Philippines?

636
00:26:12,248 --> 00:26:13,983
Wait.

637
00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:15,985
You knew about that?

638
00:26:16,018 --> 00:26:17,253
Why didn't you tell me?

639
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:20,056
'Cause it's a
mockery of the Gospel.

640
00:26:20,089 --> 00:26:21,824
No, it's an homage.

641
00:26:22,959 --> 00:26:24,527
It's impactful.

642
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,530
And we are bringin'
it to Sand Hills.

643
00:26:27,563 --> 00:26:31,534
You're gonna crucify
a human in church?

644
00:26:31,567 --> 00:26:32,501
Yes.

645
00:26:32,535 --> 00:26:36,605
This will cement us as
the cutting edge church.

646
00:26:36,639 --> 00:26:38,741
Okay, Skip, I realize
you can't see this,

647
00:26:38,774 --> 00:26:40,943
because you're crazy,

648
00:26:40,977 --> 00:26:43,980
but no one is going
to be okay with this.

649
00:26:44,013 --> 00:26:45,247
Everybody's okay with it.

650
00:26:45,281 --> 00:26:47,116
The board already approved it,

651
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:51,287
and they approved shooting
confetti during the altar call.

652
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,556
How does this involve me?

653
00:26:55,992 --> 00:26:58,027
I wanna give you the honor

654
00:26:58,060 --> 00:27:02,665
of being the first man
crucified in an American church.

655
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:15,911
♪ Whoa ♪

656
00:27:15,945 --> 00:27:18,114
♪ Oh, man ♪

657
00:27:20,983 --> 00:27:22,618
♪ Whoa ♪

658
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,255
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

659
00:27:30,226 --> 00:27:31,594
I'm not sure how to say this,

660
00:27:31,627 --> 00:27:33,195
but you are insane!

661
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,036
I have no role in this!

662
00:27:40,069 --> 00:27:41,871
It'll
be perfectly safe.

663
00:27:41,904 --> 00:27:44,273
That's the reason
Dr. Knott is here.

664
00:27:44,306 --> 00:27:45,274
You see, Guy,

665
00:27:45,307 --> 00:27:47,576
it wasn't the nails that
actually killed people.

666
00:27:47,610 --> 00:27:50,179
Most died by asphyxiation.

667
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:51,013
See?

668
00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:52,281
Science.

669
00:27:52,314 --> 00:27:55,351
And no one in Mexico
has died from this.

670
00:27:55,385 --> 00:27:57,620
As far as we know.

671
00:27:57,653 --> 00:28:00,056
By placing the nails through
your palms in the right place,

672
00:28:00,089 --> 00:28:03,092
we hope to avoid
major nerve damage.

673
00:28:04,727 --> 00:28:06,729
Nothing is 100%.

674
00:28:06,762 --> 00:28:08,664
You'll have to sign
a waiver, of course,

675
00:28:08,697 --> 00:28:09,865
to protect the church.

676
00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:11,233
And one for me too.

677
00:28:11,267 --> 00:28:12,101
Sure.

678
00:28:13,869 --> 00:28:15,271
All right!

679
00:28:15,304 --> 00:28:17,673
Good meeting, everyone.

680
00:28:17,706 --> 00:28:19,341
Guy, Guy, wait, wait!

681
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:20,176
Where are you going?

682
00:28:20,209 --> 00:28:21,310
Come on!

683
00:28:21,343 --> 00:28:23,345
You're the eighth person on
the staff to turn us down.

684
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:25,347
Even Tino said no.

685
00:28:25,382 --> 00:28:26,849
Turns out, he's a bleeder.

686
00:28:26,882 --> 00:28:28,617
He doesn't have
enough platelets.

687
00:28:28,651 --> 00:28:30,886
He can't form scabs.

688
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,955
Think about this, Guy.

689
00:28:32,988 --> 00:28:34,890
This is gonna be huge,

690
00:28:34,924 --> 00:28:37,626
bigger than anything
we've ever done,

691
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:40,729
National headlines,
monster book sales.

692
00:28:40,763 --> 00:28:44,967
This is what I'm
trying to get away from.

693
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,168
Gimmicks!

694
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:48,304
You call it gimmicks,

695
00:28:48,337 --> 00:28:51,073
I call it souls in the seats.

696
00:28:51,107 --> 00:28:54,643
You know, Skip I think
the Gospel's enough.

697
00:29:00,349 --> 00:29:02,685
I did not see that coming.

698
00:29:07,123 --> 00:29:07,923
- Great seeing you too.
- Let me know if you

699
00:29:07,957 --> 00:29:09,191
need anymore help.

700
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:10,693
- Mm-hmm.
- Tell me you stopped him?

701
00:29:10,726 --> 00:29:12,828
Stop Pastor Finney, Carla?

702
00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:14,096
Carla Finney.

703
00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:15,898
I get it, you
know who I am now.

704
00:29:15,931 --> 00:29:18,968
I'm sorry I didn't recognize
you, but you've aged.

705
00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:20,437
Thanks?

706
00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:22,138
That's what happens when
you've been gone for 10 years.

707
00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:25,241
No, you look way better
than a lot of women your age.

708
00:29:25,274 --> 00:29:27,009
- Should we talk about my dad?
- Yes.

709
00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:29,211
You are the only
one that can stop him.

710
00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,179
What are you gonna do?

711
00:29:30,212 --> 00:29:31,714
I told him he's insane.

712
00:29:31,747 --> 00:29:33,048
I'm not the lead pastor here.

713
00:29:33,082 --> 00:29:34,683
All I can do is what
I'm supposed to do,

714
00:29:34,717 --> 00:29:36,085
which is to care for these kids.

715
00:29:36,118 --> 00:29:37,786
What are you gonna do?

716
00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:38,721
I'm coming with you.

717
00:29:38,754 --> 00:29:39,255
Why do you think I'm here?

718
00:29:39,288 --> 00:29:40,356
I don't know.

719
00:29:40,390 --> 00:29:42,191
You're not exactly free
flowing with the information.

720
00:29:42,224 --> 00:29:45,395
Someone didn't let me finish
filling out my application.

721
00:29:45,428 --> 00:29:46,228
Come on!

722
00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:47,062
You said, you're late.

723
00:29:48,764 --> 00:29:49,698
- He's my dad.
- Come on, you guys!

724
00:29:49,732 --> 00:29:50,799
We're runnin' late!

725
00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:51,468
You're late.

726
00:29:51,501 --> 00:29:53,035
We were early.

727
00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:55,472
We can't get in a locked van.

728
00:29:55,505 --> 00:29:56,906
Hey, we heard you're
gonna get crucified.

729
00:29:56,939 --> 00:29:58,240
That's awesome!

730
00:29:58,274 --> 00:29:59,308
How did you...

731
00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:00,242
- I'm not-
- Word travels fast.

732
00:30:00,276 --> 00:30:01,310
Is it gonna be biblical?

733
00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:02,745
Yeah, you're gonna be naked?

734
00:30:02,778 --> 00:30:03,946
My mom would go to
church see that.

735
00:30:03,979 --> 00:30:05,448
No one's getting crucified,

736
00:30:05,482 --> 00:30:07,417
and definitely, no
one's getting naked!

737
00:30:07,450 --> 00:30:08,385
I'd do it.

738
00:30:08,418 --> 00:30:10,286
I do anything God wanted me to.

739
00:30:10,319 --> 00:30:12,489
Jesus was enough,
don't you think?

740
00:30:12,522 --> 00:30:15,925
Can you just get everyone
in the van, please?

741
00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:16,759
Oh, sorry.

742
00:30:22,031 --> 00:30:23,866
Wow, you really
shut that down.

743
00:30:23,899 --> 00:30:24,833
Well, that's
what you have to do

744
00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:26,368
with these kids sometimes.

745
00:30:26,403 --> 00:30:29,171
And that's exactly what
you have to do with my dad.

746
00:30:30,806 --> 00:30:31,675
You remember that
time my dad was gonna

747
00:30:31,707 --> 00:30:33,809
live in a plexiglass
box for three days

748
00:30:33,842 --> 00:30:34,944
if we filled two
shipping containers

749
00:30:34,977 --> 00:30:36,946
with Christmas sweaters?

750
00:30:36,979 --> 00:30:39,982
You must remember that,
'cause you stopped it.

751
00:30:40,015 --> 00:30:41,418
It was a long time ago.

752
00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:44,387
What happened to you?

753
00:30:44,421 --> 00:30:45,754
Me?

754
00:30:45,788 --> 00:30:47,756
Your dad is the one
with the gimmicks.

755
00:30:47,790 --> 00:30:50,427
Says the beach ball guy.

756
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:54,096
I'm sorry, but you
used to push back.

757
00:30:54,129 --> 00:30:55,532
You seem to think

758
00:30:55,565 --> 00:30:58,100
I have the same influence
as your father here.

759
00:30:58,133 --> 00:30:58,767
I don't.

760
00:31:02,371 --> 00:31:05,241
You had a big influence on me.

761
00:31:05,274 --> 00:31:07,343
You once said,
"We're all sent,

762
00:31:07,376 --> 00:31:09,979
the only question is where".

763
00:31:10,012 --> 00:31:13,315
That's why I went to
Moldova in the first place,

764
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,317
and I learned so much,

765
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:20,022
and the only person I could
think to share with was you.

766
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:23,025
Didn't you have a boyfriend

767
00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:25,428
or a fiance somewhere in there?

768
00:31:25,462 --> 00:31:28,465
- Ah, come on!
- You blew it, man!

769
00:31:28,498 --> 00:31:31,967
Let's talk later when
it's less dramatic.

770
00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:32,835
Don't worry about it.

771
00:31:32,868 --> 00:31:34,169
I'm done talking.

772
00:31:34,203 --> 00:31:35,405
Fine!

773
00:31:35,438 --> 00:31:36,872
Let's go minister
at the shelter.

774
00:31:36,905 --> 00:31:37,906
Let's go minister

775
00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:38,575
- at the shelter then.
- Hey!

776
00:31:38,608 --> 00:31:40,009
Amen.

777
00:31:40,042 --> 00:31:43,846
Brother.

778
00:31:43,879 --> 00:31:45,814
Ow, quit it.

779
00:31:45,848 --> 00:31:47,916
Come on, guys, buckle up.

780
00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:49,318
Maybe you should
team up with Tino?

781
00:31:49,351 --> 00:31:51,320
You know, Skip would love that.

782
00:31:51,353 --> 00:31:53,390
Right now, Tino
sounds better than you.

783
00:31:53,423 --> 00:31:54,557
He always sounds better.

784
00:31:54,591 --> 00:31:55,824
He sings.

785
00:31:55,858 --> 00:31:56,925
I'm just disappointed.

786
00:31:56,959 --> 00:31:58,227
I wish you would do your job.

787
00:31:58,260 --> 00:31:59,995
I am currently doing my job!

788
00:32:00,029 --> 00:32:01,230
Hold on, guys!

789
00:32:05,267 --> 00:32:06,268
Great.

790
00:32:06,302 --> 00:32:07,069
Well.

791
00:32:07,102 --> 00:32:08,605
No, no, no, no, no!

792
00:32:08,638 --> 00:32:09,905
Oh, no, no.

793
00:32:09,938 --> 00:32:11,073
♪ Oh, no ♪

794
00:32:11,106 --> 00:32:11,907
♪ No ♪

795
00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:12,841
No, no, no, no, no.

796
00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:13,842
Oh, please, please, Tessi!

797
00:32:13,876 --> 00:32:14,910
Tessi, are you okay, baby?

798
00:32:14,943 --> 00:32:16,078
There's no damage at all.

799
00:32:16,111 --> 00:32:17,012
It's not even smudged.

800
00:32:17,046 --> 00:32:17,946
How do you even know?

801
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:19,181
I mean, it could be internally

802
00:32:19,214 --> 00:32:20,849
- hurting right now.
- I can see it.

803
00:32:20,883 --> 00:32:22,084
There is...

804
00:32:22,117 --> 00:32:23,252
It's
like they kissed.

805
00:32:23,285 --> 00:32:24,320
- Yeah, sure.
- Our bumpers

806
00:32:24,353 --> 00:32:25,354
- high fived.
- Yeah, sure.

807
00:32:25,388 --> 00:32:26,188
No.

808
00:32:26,221 --> 00:32:27,390
Oh, what a bummer.

809
00:32:27,424 --> 00:32:29,325
You guys were finally
starting to gel.

810
00:32:29,358 --> 00:32:30,460
We were arguing.

811
00:32:30,493 --> 00:32:34,963
Yeah, but you were both
mad about the same thing.

812
00:32:36,165 --> 00:32:38,601
Oh, by the stars of
Liza Minnelli.

813
00:32:38,635 --> 00:32:41,036
My car insurance guy
is gonna blow a gasket.

814
00:32:41,070 --> 00:32:43,606
You don't call insurance
when there's no damage.

815
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,374
That's the dumb...

816
00:32:47,343 --> 00:32:48,977
You're brilliant!

817
00:32:51,681 --> 00:32:54,249
It's awkward, but comforting.

818
00:32:56,453 --> 00:32:57,620
Thanks!

819
00:33:01,323 --> 00:33:03,092
Man, that went
surprisingly well.

820
00:33:03,125 --> 00:33:04,527
Yeah.

821
00:33:04,561 --> 00:33:06,328
The shelter gives us all a
little perspective, doesn't it?

822
00:33:06,362 --> 00:33:09,031
Yeah, it's a work in progress.

823
00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:12,901
That was quite a
hug you gave Tino.

824
00:33:12,935 --> 00:33:15,037
Yes, the insurance guy.

825
00:33:16,939 --> 00:33:18,408
You're not on trackin'
with me, are ya?

826
00:33:18,441 --> 00:33:20,643
Apparently not.

827
00:33:20,677 --> 00:33:22,077
Tomorrow morning, I'm
gonna pay a little visit

828
00:33:22,111 --> 00:33:24,113
to the church's insurance guy.

829
00:33:24,146 --> 00:33:25,515
He may have some strong opinions

830
00:33:25,548 --> 00:33:27,015
about nailing someone to a cross

831
00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:29,985
from a liability standpoint.

832
00:33:30,018 --> 00:33:31,120
You're a genius.

833
00:33:31,153 --> 00:33:33,255
That's what I've been saying.

834
00:33:33,288 --> 00:33:34,424
I have an idea too.

835
00:33:34,457 --> 00:33:35,257
I love it!

836
00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:36,191
Let's do it.

837
00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:37,126
Don't you wanna hear it first?

838
00:33:37,159 --> 00:33:37,926
Sure, then let's do it.

839
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,629
Okay.

840
00:33:39,662 --> 00:33:42,532
I think I can talk
some sense into Tino.

841
00:33:42,565 --> 00:33:44,099
That seems unlikely.

842
00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:45,067
If he's on our side,

843
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,268
we can be a unified front

844
00:33:46,301 --> 00:33:49,138
and talk my dad out
of this madness.

845
00:33:49,171 --> 00:33:51,073
You're a genius.

846
00:33:51,106 --> 00:33:52,941
That's what I've been saying.

847
00:33:55,378 --> 00:33:57,447
Hey, remember when
you guys almost kissed?

848
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,947
Blaise, can you back in,

849
00:33:58,981 --> 00:33:59,849
back in your seat please?

850
00:33:59,883 --> 00:34:01,718
But I can't hear
you guys back there.

851
00:34:05,254 --> 00:34:07,122
I am shocked and appalled.

852
00:34:07,156 --> 00:34:08,625
This is just outrageous.

853
00:34:08,658 --> 00:34:11,360
I have never run
out a mints before.

854
00:34:11,394 --> 00:34:12,294
It's fine.

855
00:34:12,327 --> 00:34:13,430
I don't need a mint, Mort.

856
00:34:13,463 --> 00:34:15,698
What about the
crucifixion situation?

857
00:34:15,732 --> 00:34:16,666
Right, right, right.

858
00:34:16,699 --> 00:34:18,367
Well, this is the first
I'm hearing about it,

859
00:34:18,401 --> 00:34:19,636
but I can assure you,

860
00:34:19,669 --> 00:34:21,438
that I will check
into this post-haste.

861
00:34:21,471 --> 00:34:22,505
Good.

862
00:34:22,539 --> 00:34:25,073
Yeah, I'm gonna pour
over your current policy,

863
00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:27,276
and it's extremely unlikely

864
00:34:27,309 --> 00:34:29,978
that we would cover
something like this, but...

865
00:34:30,012 --> 00:34:31,481
Well, in fact,

866
00:34:31,514 --> 00:34:34,016
even waiver forms create some
massive liability problems.

867
00:34:34,049 --> 00:34:36,051
That's what I've
been telling them.

868
00:34:36,084 --> 00:34:37,119
Okay, thank you, Mort.

869
00:34:37,152 --> 00:34:38,353
- I just-
- Okay.

870
00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:39,756
Well, we just want our
clients to be happy.

871
00:34:39,789 --> 00:34:41,223
Appreciate it.

872
00:34:41,256 --> 00:34:43,258
In fact, I'm gonna
send you some mints.

873
00:34:45,462 --> 00:34:46,563
Tino?

874
00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:48,363
- Oh.
- Hi.

875
00:34:48,398 --> 00:34:52,602
♪ Carla, you're the one for me ♪

876
00:34:52,635 --> 00:34:53,470
No.

877
00:34:54,437 --> 00:34:55,472
No.
♪ Carla ♪

878
00:34:55,505 --> 00:34:59,007
♪ We were meant to be together ♪

879
00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:00,075
I see.

880
00:35:00,108 --> 00:35:01,009
Do you have a second?

881
00:35:01,043 --> 00:35:03,480
I just wanted to talk
to you for a second.

882
00:35:03,513 --> 00:35:04,481
Oh, really?

883
00:35:04,514 --> 00:35:05,147
- Okay, okay, of course.
- Yes.

884
00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:06,583
But listen,

885
00:35:06,616 --> 00:35:08,016
I got a really, really, really
important errand to run,

886
00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:11,119
and if you come with
me, I'm all yours.

887
00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:12,354
Oh, no, it'll
just take a minute.

888
00:35:12,388 --> 00:35:13,222
I understand, that's cool,

889
00:35:13,255 --> 00:35:14,089
but just just come.

890
00:35:14,122 --> 00:35:16,124
It's easy.

891
00:35:16,158 --> 00:35:17,393
- Well, I'm-
- It'll be great.

892
00:35:17,427 --> 00:35:18,428
Trust me.

893
00:35:18,461 --> 00:35:20,095
- Oh.
- I'll sing to you.

894
00:35:20,128 --> 00:35:20,763
No, no.

895
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,703
I thought you had
an errand to run?

896
00:35:26,736 --> 00:35:28,671
You don't consider
eating an errand?

897
00:35:28,705 --> 00:35:30,740
No, no one does.

898
00:35:30,773 --> 00:35:32,274
Oh.

899
00:35:32,307 --> 00:35:34,243
You are delightful.

900
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:42,150
♪ Lady, let me love you ♪

901
00:35:42,184 --> 00:35:46,154
♪ Let me make your
dreams come true ♪

902
00:35:46,188 --> 00:35:50,225
♪ Lady, let me love you ♪

903
00:35:50,259 --> 00:35:52,562
You know I could have
been on Broadway, right?

904
00:35:52,595 --> 00:35:54,363
'Cause I know I needed a stage,

905
00:35:54,397 --> 00:35:57,567
and that stage
was at the church.

906
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,801
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

907
00:35:58,835 --> 00:36:01,370
You see the church
as your stage?

908
00:36:01,404 --> 00:36:03,506
That a trick question?

909
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,373
No.

910
00:36:06,141 --> 00:36:07,744
Listen.

911
00:36:07,777 --> 00:36:09,646
Believe me, I really,
really focused,

912
00:36:09,679 --> 00:36:11,614
and thought really long
and hard about my career.

913
00:36:11,648 --> 00:36:12,782
I believe that.

914
00:36:12,815 --> 00:36:13,683
Oh, good.

915
00:36:15,518 --> 00:36:18,086
And I think my best
shot at getting noticed

916
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:22,725
from a record producer would
be right here in Sand Hills.

917
00:36:24,894 --> 00:36:26,128
Carla?

918
00:36:27,129 --> 00:36:30,265
♪ Lady, let me love you ♪

919
00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:35,572
Carla, God made me to sing
in front of millions of people.

920
00:36:35,605 --> 00:36:36,773
If he didn't,

921
00:36:36,806 --> 00:36:41,444
then why would he graze me with
this amazing musical talent?

922
00:36:42,579 --> 00:36:44,112
Tino, I wanted to talk
to you about my dad.

923
00:36:44,146 --> 00:36:45,147
Really?

924
00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:46,114
Me too.

925
00:36:46,148 --> 00:36:47,617
There's been something
I wanted to ask him.

926
00:36:47,650 --> 00:36:48,585
Oh, good.

927
00:36:48,618 --> 00:36:51,186
Absolutely.

928
00:36:51,219 --> 00:36:53,423
Carla, it involves your hand.

929
00:36:55,658 --> 00:36:57,225
Listen, darling, I
wrote a song for us,

930
00:36:57,259 --> 00:36:59,127
and I'd love for you to
hear right now, okay?

931
00:36:59,161 --> 00:37:00,228
Right now?

932
00:37:00,897 --> 00:37:02,297
Oh, please don't.

933
00:37:02,331 --> 00:37:05,233
♪ The breadsticks are buttered ♪

934
00:37:05,267 --> 00:37:06,201
No, they're not.

935
00:37:06,234 --> 00:37:08,438
♪ And the glass is half full ♪

936
00:37:08,471 --> 00:37:10,172
It's literally empty.

937
00:37:10,205 --> 00:37:12,475
♪ Your eyes are so beautiful ♪

938
00:37:12,508 --> 00:37:15,210
♪ That the moon is even full ♪

939
00:37:15,243 --> 00:37:18,213
♪ With the rose right
here, it glows ♪

940
00:37:18,246 --> 00:37:20,817
♪ Just like your ♪

941
00:37:21,784 --> 00:37:22,852
- Nose?
- Yes!

942
00:37:25,388 --> 00:37:27,824
This is bigger
than beach balls.

943
00:37:27,857 --> 00:37:29,191
Are you serious?

944
00:37:29,224 --> 00:37:30,059
- Yeah.
- No, Jonathan,

945
00:37:30,093 --> 00:37:31,928
I am not gonna be
nailed to a cross

946
00:37:31,961 --> 00:37:34,564
as a part of a publicity stunt.

947
00:37:35,531 --> 00:37:36,499
See what I'm seeing!

948
00:37:36,532 --> 00:37:37,900
See what I'm seeing!

949
00:37:37,934 --> 00:37:38,935
I'm seeing books.

950
00:37:38,968 --> 00:37:40,369
I'm seeing television shows.

951
00:37:40,403 --> 00:37:42,270
You could have your
own reality show.

952
00:37:42,304 --> 00:37:46,943
I'm seeing giganticuess
speaking honorariums, like-

953
00:37:46,976 --> 00:37:48,878
- I know what you're seein',
- Yeah.

954
00:37:48,911 --> 00:37:49,979
and I don't care
about any of that.

955
00:37:50,013 --> 00:37:53,315
I just want the church to
get back to the Gospel.

956
00:37:53,348 --> 00:37:53,916
Right.

957
00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:55,250
You know what?

958
00:37:55,283 --> 00:37:56,753
Okay, the church is whacked.

959
00:37:56,786 --> 00:37:58,286
I hear ya.

960
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,188
And I'm gonna be
completely honest with you.

961
00:38:00,222 --> 00:38:01,424
I agree.

962
00:38:01,457 --> 00:38:02,692
But the problem is,

963
00:38:02,725 --> 00:38:03,893
you're trying to get
your message across.

964
00:38:03,926 --> 00:38:04,727
The Gospel.

965
00:38:04,761 --> 00:38:05,962
Right, right, right,

966
00:38:05,995 --> 00:38:06,863
and ain't nobody
listenin' to that.

967
00:38:06,896 --> 00:38:08,230
Yeah, that's exactly
what's happening.

968
00:38:08,263 --> 00:38:09,832
Do you wanna know why?

969
00:38:09,866 --> 00:38:10,967
You left your platform

970
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,403
to go preach on someone
else's platform.

971
00:38:13,436 --> 00:38:16,271
Sand Hills Church
is Skip's stage now.

972
00:38:16,304 --> 00:38:18,240
It's just that simple.

973
00:38:18,273 --> 00:38:18,975
Yeah, and I'm frightened.

974
00:38:19,008 --> 00:38:19,976
You're making sense to me.

975
00:38:20,009 --> 00:38:21,477
But yeah, I see that.

976
00:38:21,511 --> 00:38:23,311
You wanna here
somethin' crazy?

977
00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:26,749
Best way to show this is a
bad idea is to just do it.

978
00:38:26,783 --> 00:38:28,518
So you're saying,

979
00:38:28,551 --> 00:38:30,820
I should go through
with this stupid idea

980
00:38:30,853 --> 00:38:33,456
just so I can tell everyone
it's a stupid idea?

981
00:38:33,489 --> 00:38:34,657
Yeah!

982
00:38:34,691 --> 00:38:36,426
Someone's gotta stick
up for the Gospel!

983
00:38:39,429 --> 00:38:40,930
Take your time
and think it over.

984
00:38:40,963 --> 00:38:43,365
I know you're still upset about
this whole Carla situation.

985
00:38:43,399 --> 00:38:44,467
Carla?

986
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:44,967
- I'm not-
- Dude, let it go.

987
00:38:45,001 --> 00:38:46,002
Let it go.

988
00:38:46,035 --> 00:38:47,235
She's with Tino now.

989
00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:48,738
What are you talking about?

990
00:38:48,771 --> 00:38:50,238
Well, they're on a date.

991
00:38:50,272 --> 00:38:51,507
Right now?

992
00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:52,307
Yeah, right now,
they're on a date.

993
00:38:53,009 --> 00:38:53,943
You didn't know?

994
00:38:53,976 --> 00:38:57,245
I feel like I
let the cat out the bag.

995
00:38:57,279 --> 00:38:59,849
The crazy thing is,
the whole church knows,

996
00:38:59,882 --> 00:39:01,451
and they've been...

997
00:39:03,351 --> 00:39:04,954
Hey, do me a favor!

998
00:39:04,987 --> 00:39:07,322
So you'll think about it?

999
00:39:07,355 --> 00:39:09,959
Guy, do me a favor,
and pray on this, bruh.

1000
00:39:09,992 --> 00:39:13,396
This could be beneficial
for all parties involved!

1001
00:39:13,429 --> 00:39:15,765
Including me and my 20%.

1002
00:39:15,798 --> 00:39:17,365
We will have...

1003
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,302
♪ Carpaccio with beef ♪

1004
00:39:20,335 --> 00:39:22,370
♪ Thinly sliced raw prime beef ♪

1005
00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:23,773
♪ Hammered flat ♪

1006
00:39:23,806 --> 00:39:25,875
♪ With arugula ♪

1007
00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:27,577
♪ Also let me get the ♪

1008
00:39:27,610 --> 00:39:29,445
♪ Slivers of Grana cheese ♪

1009
00:39:29,479 --> 00:39:34,349
♪ Drizzled with extra, extra,
extra virgin olive oil ♪

1010
00:39:34,383 --> 00:39:36,619
I still need to rehearse.

1011
00:39:38,087 --> 00:39:40,056
Don't you wish real
life was like a...

1012
00:39:40,089 --> 00:39:41,624
♪ Musical ♪

1013
00:39:41,657 --> 00:39:45,762
No, no, but you're doing
your part to make it one.

1014
00:39:45,795 --> 00:39:46,963
Hi, kids.

1015
00:39:46,996 --> 00:39:48,464
Hi, Guy.

1016
00:39:48,498 --> 00:39:49,599
What are you doin' here?

1017
00:39:49,632 --> 00:39:51,299
I need to borrow Carla.

1018
00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:53,836
Listen, where we're actually
in the middle of a date.

1019
00:39:53,870 --> 00:39:54,904
It's an errand.

1020
00:39:54,937 --> 00:39:57,305
Hey, I don't wanna come
between you two kids,

1021
00:39:57,339 --> 00:39:59,075
and the happiness I
feel in the air here,

1022
00:39:59,108 --> 00:40:01,376
which is electric,

1023
00:40:01,410 --> 00:40:03,679
but there's been an emergency.

1024
00:40:03,713 --> 00:40:04,714
An emergency?

1025
00:40:04,747 --> 00:40:06,415
Well, there's a girl,

1026
00:40:06,449 --> 00:40:08,017
obviously, I can't
tell you her name,

1027
00:40:08,050 --> 00:40:10,920
but she got herself into a jam,

1028
00:40:10,953 --> 00:40:14,791
and I have to counsel
this poor, confused soul

1029
00:40:16,559 --> 00:40:18,995
who's just crying out for help.

1030
00:40:19,028 --> 00:40:20,863
It's right here in the text.

1031
00:40:20,897 --> 00:40:23,699
And I can't do
that without Carla.

1032
00:40:25,067 --> 00:40:26,402
Oh, but I...

1033
00:40:28,070 --> 00:40:30,039
I just sing our order.

1034
00:40:30,072 --> 00:40:31,474
You know, if this was
a musical emergency,

1035
00:40:31,507 --> 00:40:32,608
I would call you.

1036
00:40:32,642 --> 00:40:34,110
We all would.

1037
00:40:34,143 --> 00:40:36,112
You know what?

1038
00:40:36,145 --> 00:40:36,946
You're right.

1039
00:40:36,979 --> 00:40:38,548
And when you're
right, you're right.

1040
00:40:38,581 --> 00:40:39,415
If you
call me, I would go.

1041
00:40:39,448 --> 00:40:40,483
- Thanks, Tino.
- Yeah.

1042
00:40:40,516 --> 00:40:42,852
Sorry I ruined your plans.

1043
00:40:44,453 --> 00:40:45,922
You know what they
say about plans?

1044
00:40:45,955 --> 00:40:47,890
- What do they say about-
- Gotta go.

1045
00:40:47,924 --> 00:40:48,724
All right.

1046
00:40:48,758 --> 00:40:49,559
Right this way.

1047
00:40:49,592 --> 00:40:50,760
Okay.

1048
00:40:50,793 --> 00:40:54,463
Maybe one day you'll
tell me about the plans?

1049
00:40:54,497 --> 00:40:55,398
Thank you for this food,

1050
00:40:55,431 --> 00:40:57,066
bless Mabel, keep her safe,

1051
00:40:57,099 --> 00:40:58,134
in Christ's name I pray.

1052
00:40:58,167 --> 00:40:59,367
- Amen.
- Amen.

1053
00:41:01,103 --> 00:41:02,772
I forgot about Mabel.

1054
00:41:02,805 --> 00:41:06,843
You used to pray for
her in youth group.

1055
00:41:06,876 --> 00:41:08,845
You never told us who she was.

1056
00:41:08,878 --> 00:41:10,746
No, I never did.

1057
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:12,481
I see.

1058
00:41:12,515 --> 00:41:15,084
Well, thank you for saving me
from the phantom of the Tino.

1059
00:41:15,117 --> 00:41:16,018
Nice.

1060
00:41:16,052 --> 00:41:18,353
I'd much rather be on this.

1061
00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:22,925
Were you about to say date?

1062
00:41:22,959 --> 00:41:24,026
No.

1063
00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:26,596
No, I was gonna say, excursion.

1064
00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:30,566
Technically, you're
still on a date with Tino.

1065
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,734
Yes, exactly.

1066
00:41:33,169 --> 00:41:35,605
And I'm having a
much better time now.

1067
00:41:36,906 --> 00:41:38,074
Let me know if he
gets a second date,

1068
00:41:38,107 --> 00:41:40,743
and I'll bring some
cash next time.

1069
00:41:40,776 --> 00:41:43,045
Thanks for dinner.

1070
00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:44,513
You're welcome.

1071
00:41:45,648 --> 00:41:48,951
I never talked to Tino
about Good Friday.

1072
00:41:48,985 --> 00:41:50,119
Don't worry about it.

1073
00:41:50,152 --> 00:41:53,155
Pastor Skip, he can't find
a volunteer to do it anyway.

1074
00:41:53,189 --> 00:41:56,158
You know my dad,
he won't give up.

1075
00:41:56,192 --> 00:41:58,160
Talked to the
insurance guy today.

1076
00:41:58,194 --> 00:42:00,596
Let's just say,
he's very concerned.

1077
00:42:00,630 --> 00:42:01,464
Really?

1078
00:42:02,498 --> 00:42:04,734
Well, look at you.

1079
00:42:04,767 --> 00:42:05,935
Didn't buy me dinner,

1080
00:42:05,968 --> 00:42:07,536
but you talked to the
insurance guy, so.

1081
00:42:07,570 --> 00:42:09,171
Let's just relax,

1082
00:42:09,205 --> 00:42:10,606
and enjoy the rest of
you date with Tino.

1083
00:42:11,874 --> 00:42:14,210
Just don't sing to me.

1084
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,228
Are you Guy Sides?

1085
00:42:32,261 --> 00:42:33,462
I am.

1086
00:42:33,496 --> 00:42:34,530
How can I help you?

1087
00:42:34,563 --> 00:42:36,599
You could start by
explaining some stuff to me.

1088
00:42:36,632 --> 00:42:37,867
You know, I mean,
I've had a lot of time

1089
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:40,836
to think about this,
and how I'd say it.

1090
00:42:40,870 --> 00:42:41,771
Just spit it out,

1091
00:42:41,804 --> 00:42:44,206
that's always the easiest way.

1092
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,841
Okay.

1093
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:47,476
I'm your daughter.

1094
00:42:50,246 --> 00:42:52,014
Mabel?

1095
00:42:52,048 --> 00:42:52,982
Mabel?

1096
00:42:53,015 --> 00:42:54,784
My name's Gretchen.

1097
00:42:54,817 --> 00:42:56,686
You have a daughter
named Mabel too?

1098
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:57,653
No, I just...

1099
00:42:57,687 --> 00:42:58,988
I didn't know your name.

1100
00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:02,925
Why?

1101
00:43:04,026 --> 00:43:04,994
You know, that's why I'm here.

1102
00:43:05,027 --> 00:43:06,529
I'm curious.

1103
00:43:06,562 --> 00:43:09,732
Your mom and I give
you up for adoption.

1104
00:43:09,765 --> 00:43:12,001
You wanna try that again?

1105
00:43:14,136 --> 00:43:16,639
I don't know what to say.

1106
00:43:16,672 --> 00:43:18,107
I believed it was the
right thing to do,

1107
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:20,509
- but I still feel-
- Guilty?

1108
00:43:21,277 --> 00:43:22,979
I wouldn't say guilty.

1109
00:43:23,012 --> 00:43:26,148
Regret for not being
there, I guess.

1110
00:43:26,182 --> 00:43:28,517
But I'm happy you're here now.

1111
00:43:28,551 --> 00:43:30,119
Really?

1112
00:43:30,152 --> 00:43:31,587
You're not gonna get
booted outta here

1113
00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:33,823
for having me out of wedlock?

1114
00:43:35,324 --> 00:43:40,529
No, but
thank you for asking.

1115
00:43:40,930 --> 00:43:41,797
I get it.

1116
00:43:42,965 --> 00:43:45,301
You got a pretty sweet
deal goin' on here.

1117
00:43:45,334 --> 00:43:49,171
You don't want some
random kid screwin' it up.

1118
00:43:50,906 --> 00:43:51,874
So I wanna know everything.

1119
00:43:51,907 --> 00:43:53,242
Tell me about yourself.

1120
00:43:53,275 --> 00:43:54,143
Who are your friends?

1121
00:43:54,176 --> 00:43:55,177
What do you like?

1122
00:43:55,211 --> 00:43:57,813
- What's your favorite-
- Stop!

1123
00:43:57,847 --> 00:43:59,081
Why are you being nice?

1124
00:43:59,115 --> 00:44:01,617
You can't be nice.

1125
00:44:01,650 --> 00:44:03,552
Aren't I messing up your life?

1126
00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:05,888
Messing up my life?

1127
00:44:05,921 --> 00:44:06,856
I've been prayin'
for this moment

1128
00:44:06,889 --> 00:44:09,125
since before you were born.

1129
00:44:11,594 --> 00:44:12,628
Look, I have an idea.

1130
00:44:12,661 --> 00:44:13,629
Can we get some coffee?

1131
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,603
Yeah, we can
start with coffee.

1132
00:44:20,636 --> 00:44:25,041
♪ Rain down your love ♪

1133
00:44:25,074 --> 00:44:27,576
♪ Like rain ♪

1134
00:44:27,610 --> 00:44:30,279
Hey, guys, can I get a
little more halo light, please?

1135
00:44:30,312 --> 00:44:31,614
More, more halo.

1136
00:44:31,647 --> 00:44:32,715
More halo.

1137
00:44:32,748 --> 00:44:33,883
Whoo, that's good.

1138
00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:34,717
Thanks.

1139
00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:35,651
Hey!

1140
00:44:35,684 --> 00:44:36,318
Guy Sides!

1141
00:44:36,352 --> 00:44:37,987
How's it goin'?

1142
00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:40,222
I see that you're hiding
another beautiful lady from me.

1143
00:44:40,256 --> 00:44:41,590
How you doin'?

1144
00:44:41,624 --> 00:44:43,225
My name is Tino
Carmino, and your are?

1145
00:44:43,259 --> 00:44:44,360
My daughter.

1146
00:44:44,394 --> 00:44:46,095
- My name is-
- You have a daughter?

1147
00:44:46,128 --> 00:44:47,296
Gretchen!

1148
00:44:47,329 --> 00:44:48,230
- Nice to meet you.
- Well, we'll let you-

1149
00:44:48,264 --> 00:44:51,801
We'll let you get back
to your vanity cam.

1150
00:44:56,406 --> 00:44:59,675
So what happened
with you guys?

1151
00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:02,111
Well, it was our
last year of college.

1152
00:45:02,144 --> 00:45:04,947
The relationship was over.

1153
00:45:04,980 --> 00:45:06,383
About a month later,
your mom came to me

1154
00:45:06,416 --> 00:45:08,050
and told me she was pregnant,

1155
00:45:08,084 --> 00:45:10,352
and she thought we should
give the baby up for adoption,

1156
00:45:10,387 --> 00:45:13,089
and I agreed it would be best.

1157
00:45:15,658 --> 00:45:16,759
The baby?

1158
00:45:17,427 --> 00:45:18,395
That would be me?

1159
00:45:18,428 --> 00:45:21,130
Yeah, you were the baby.

1160
00:45:21,163 --> 00:45:23,732
We gave you up for adoption.

1161
00:45:23,766 --> 00:45:26,969
Well, except she didn't
give me up for adoption.

1162
00:45:27,002 --> 00:45:28,137
What?

1163
00:45:28,170 --> 00:45:29,839
She kept the baby.

1164
00:45:31,674 --> 00:45:35,244
Congratulations,
it's a girl!

1165
00:45:42,885 --> 00:45:45,821
Pastor Guy and the lovely
Gretchen together at last.

1166
00:45:45,855 --> 00:45:47,123
Did I
tell you my name?

1167
00:45:47,156 --> 00:45:48,757
He does That.

1168
00:45:48,791 --> 00:45:49,758
Let's take a picture.

1169
00:45:50,993 --> 00:45:52,128
Ikky background,
move this way.

1170
00:45:52,161 --> 00:45:53,095
Chad, we're on our way out,

1171
00:45:53,129 --> 00:45:53,929
- so-
- Just take a second.

1172
00:45:53,963 --> 00:45:55,364
Over here, this...

1173
00:45:55,398 --> 00:45:56,665
Beautiful.

1174
00:45:56,699 --> 00:45:58,234
And back it up a little bit.

1175
00:45:58,267 --> 00:45:59,068
A little bit.

1176
00:46:00,470 --> 00:46:01,404
Perfect.

1177
00:46:01,438 --> 00:46:02,771
Great.

1178
00:46:02,805 --> 00:46:05,641
- One, two, three.
- Chad, what are you-

1179
00:46:06,742 --> 00:46:08,744
- One more step, Pastor Guy.

1180
00:46:08,777 --> 00:46:12,248
Four, and say, cheese.

1181
00:46:13,383 --> 00:46:14,451
I'm so sorry.

1182
00:46:14,484 --> 00:46:15,718
Are you okay?

1183
00:46:15,751 --> 00:46:16,453
I'm fine.

1184
00:46:16,486 --> 00:46:17,186
Are you all right, Blaise?

1185
00:46:17,219 --> 00:46:18,120
I'm great!

1186
00:46:18,154 --> 00:46:19,755
This is the best day of my life.

1187
00:46:19,788 --> 00:46:21,424
Well, to be fair,
that's every day for you.

1188
00:46:21,458 --> 00:46:23,460
Yeah, but this is a big one.

1189
00:46:23,493 --> 00:46:26,061
It's like the most
exciting day ever!

1190
00:46:26,095 --> 00:46:28,465
I'm gonna be crucified.

1191
00:46:28,498 --> 00:46:29,932
Isn't that great?

1192
00:46:38,475 --> 00:46:42,311
Did he just say, he's
gonna be crucified?

1193
00:46:42,344 --> 00:46:43,480
Hey, I gotta go kill someone,

1194
00:46:43,513 --> 00:46:45,981
but do you wanna spend the
rest of the afternoon together?

1195
00:46:46,015 --> 00:46:46,815
- Sure.
- All right.

1196
00:46:46,849 --> 00:46:47,450
I won't be long.

1197
00:46:47,484 --> 00:46:50,853
Just gotta.

1198
00:46:52,321 --> 00:46:55,492
You guys aren't big on the
Ten Commandments here, huh?

1199
00:46:55,525 --> 00:46:57,394
Funny, I just read
somewhere recently

1200
00:46:57,427 --> 00:46:59,929
that sarcasm could be genetic.

1201
00:47:01,498 --> 00:47:04,733
I'm not gonna let you do this.

1202
00:47:04,767 --> 00:47:05,801
Okay.

1203
00:47:07,369 --> 00:47:08,971
Give me an alternative.

1204
00:47:09,004 --> 00:47:09,805
I don't know.

1205
00:47:09,838 --> 00:47:11,040
Kick it old school.

1206
00:47:11,073 --> 00:47:12,409
Preach on the death and
resurrection of Jesus.

1207
00:47:12,442 --> 00:47:13,976
Hmm, riveting.

1208
00:47:14,009 --> 00:47:16,779
We're competing against a
lot of noise out there, Guy.

1209
00:47:16,812 --> 00:47:19,782
It's all chats, and tweets,
and bleeps, and blurps.

1210
00:47:19,815 --> 00:47:20,749
Blurps?

1211
00:47:20,783 --> 00:47:24,286
We've gotta grab their
attention and hold it!

1212
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:29,325
Maybe we could get some noisy
gongs and clanging symbols?

1213
00:47:29,792 --> 00:47:30,393
Fun.

1214
00:47:31,093 --> 00:47:32,861
I know you're offended by this,

1215
00:47:32,895 --> 00:47:34,863
but God made me an entrepreneur,

1216
00:47:34,897 --> 00:47:37,299
and I could have used that
gift to build a corporation,

1217
00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:39,402
but I've chosen to
build His kingdom.

1218
00:47:39,436 --> 00:47:42,938
Skip, I am not
questioning your motives.

1219
00:47:44,807 --> 00:47:47,343
I'm concerned
about your methods.

1220
00:47:47,376 --> 00:47:51,814
The board, the staff,
me, we all agree with me.

1221
00:47:51,847 --> 00:47:53,115
History is filled with

1222
00:47:53,148 --> 00:47:56,318
large groups of
people who were wrong.

1223
00:47:57,186 --> 00:47:59,489
Look, brother, I love you.

1224
00:47:59,522 --> 00:48:02,157
We've been through the
trenches together for years.

1225
00:48:02,191 --> 00:48:05,894
I wonder if maybe you're being
called to different work?

1226
00:48:05,928 --> 00:48:08,764
I see.

1227
00:48:12,835 --> 00:48:15,337
Well, you do whatever
you have to do,

1228
00:48:15,371 --> 00:48:19,275
and I'll do whatever I
have to do to stop this.

1229
00:48:35,257 --> 00:48:36,593
Come on, Gretch-eon!

1230
00:48:36,626 --> 00:48:38,360
Your team needs you.

1231
00:48:38,395 --> 00:48:40,929
I didn't think laser tag
was cool even when it was.

1232
00:48:40,963 --> 00:48:43,098
You know, laser tag is
making a big comeback.

1233
00:48:43,132 --> 00:48:44,933
So is West Nile virus.

1234
00:48:44,967 --> 00:48:46,403
Come on.

1235
00:48:46,436 --> 00:48:50,540
All you need to do is look
down this scope thingy

1236
00:48:50,573 --> 00:48:52,007
and pull the trigger.

1237
00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:53,175
Got you!

1238
00:48:54,343 --> 00:48:55,512
Come on, Pastor Guy.

1239
00:48:55,545 --> 00:48:56,345
We need you.

1240
00:48:56,379 --> 00:48:57,179
Come on!

1241
00:48:57,212 --> 00:48:58,515
Cover me, Gretchen.

1242
00:49:01,984 --> 00:49:03,486
You seem a little mature
to be in youth group.

1243
00:49:04,953 --> 00:49:07,590
I'm not in it,
I'm just near it.

1244
00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:10,859
Like what?

1245
00:49:10,893 --> 00:49:11,594
A volunteer?

1246
00:49:12,662 --> 00:49:14,863
No, I'm here with Guy.

1247
00:49:17,032 --> 00:49:18,334
Is that right?

1248
00:49:20,269 --> 00:49:22,871
You must be a little concerned
about his age, though?

1249
00:49:23,906 --> 00:49:25,140
I don't know.

1250
00:49:25,174 --> 00:49:29,044
I mean, I guess he could
be a little bit older.

1251
00:49:31,980 --> 00:49:34,350
Sounds like you
have daddy issues.

1252
00:49:37,219 --> 00:49:40,222
Yeah, that's why I'm here.

1253
00:49:41,357 --> 00:49:42,991
Why are you here?

1254
00:49:45,294 --> 00:49:47,229
Same reason, I guess.

1255
00:49:48,097 --> 00:49:50,400
Guy is your dad too?

1256
00:49:50,433 --> 00:49:52,000
Mabel?

1257
00:49:52,034 --> 00:49:53,068
Why does everyone
keep calling me that?

1258
00:49:53,102 --> 00:49:54,370
Wait, your Guy's daughter?

1259
00:49:54,404 --> 00:49:55,938
Yeah, but my name's Gretchen.

1260
00:49:57,106 --> 00:49:57,906
Gretchen.

1261
00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:59,942
My name's Gretchen.

1262
00:49:59,975 --> 00:50:02,311
I'm so glad you're here.

1263
00:50:02,344 --> 00:50:05,013
Guy's been praying
for you forever.

1264
00:50:05,047 --> 00:50:06,683
Who are you?

1265
00:50:06,716 --> 00:50:09,118
Carla, Pastor Skip's daughter,

1266
00:50:09,151 --> 00:50:10,986
and Guy's...

1267
00:50:11,019 --> 00:50:11,920
I don't know.

1268
00:50:12,988 --> 00:50:13,889
Cool.

1269
00:50:13,922 --> 00:50:17,259
I didn't realize he
had an "I don't know".

1270
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:19,128
Come on, you guys!

1271
00:50:19,161 --> 00:50:20,329
We've got trouble.

1272
00:50:20,362 --> 00:50:21,698
Back, to back, to back.

1273
00:50:21,731 --> 00:50:22,931
♪ You think you know me ♪

1274
00:50:22,965 --> 00:50:23,932
♪ You don't ♪

1275
00:50:23,966 --> 00:50:26,201
♪ My soul ain't got no window ♪

1276
00:50:26,235 --> 00:50:28,937
♪ My soul ain't got no window ♪

1277
00:50:28,971 --> 00:50:31,073
♪ You think, you
think, you think ♪

1278
00:50:31,106 --> 00:50:32,141
♪ You don't ♪

1279
00:50:32,174 --> 00:50:34,711
♪ My soul ain't got no window ♪

1280
00:50:34,744 --> 00:50:36,379
♪ You think you know me ♪

1281
00:50:36,413 --> 00:50:37,480
♪ You don't ♪

1282
00:50:37,514 --> 00:50:40,082
♪ My soul ain't got no window ♪

1283
00:50:40,115 --> 00:50:41,984
♪ My soul ain't got no ♪

1284
00:50:42,017 --> 00:50:44,721
♪ Still lookin'
to the sky, yeah ♪

1285
00:50:44,754 --> 00:50:47,322
♪ Still runnin' through
the night, yeah ♪

1286
00:50:47,356 --> 00:50:50,058
♪ Still burnin' like a fire ♪

1287
00:50:50,092 --> 00:50:51,293
- ♪ Still talkin' desire ♪
- Okay.

1288
00:50:51,326 --> 00:50:52,462
So we're in this
together, right?

1289
00:50:52,495 --> 00:50:53,962
Definitely, Semper Phi.

1290
00:50:53,996 --> 00:50:56,031
Hey, can you pop the trunk?

1291
00:50:56,064 --> 00:50:56,699
Nice shoe.

1292
00:50:56,733 --> 00:50:58,000
Yeah, whatever.

1293
00:50:58,033 --> 00:50:59,234
All right.

1294
00:50:59,268 --> 00:51:01,003
Operation Stop Skip is a go.

1295
00:51:01,036 --> 00:51:03,005
Phase One: I'll
check back with Mort.

1296
00:51:03,038 --> 00:51:04,441
Well, I still haven't
given up on Tino.

1297
00:51:04,474 --> 00:51:05,274
Oh, good.

1298
00:51:05,307 --> 00:51:06,476
That's Phase Two.

1299
00:51:06,509 --> 00:51:07,142
Play that out,
see where it goes.

1300
00:51:07,176 --> 00:51:08,076
Marriage?

1301
00:51:08,110 --> 00:51:09,044
Not that far.

1302
00:51:09,077 --> 00:51:11,714
Phase Three: I'll talk
to Blaise's parents.

1303
00:51:11,748 --> 00:51:13,148
Carla, I could use
your help with that.

1304
00:51:13,182 --> 00:51:14,016
Yeah, of course.

1305
00:51:14,049 --> 00:51:15,050
What about me?

1306
00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:15,984
What's my phase?

1307
00:51:16,018 --> 00:51:17,986
Phase Four: call your mom.

1308
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,021
I'm not ready for that.

1309
00:51:19,054 --> 00:51:19,955
I'm really mad at her.

1310
00:51:19,988 --> 00:51:24,126
I know, that's why
there's a Phase Four.

1311
00:51:24,159 --> 00:51:25,395
Hey.

1312
00:51:25,428 --> 00:51:28,465
Guy Sides, I pray he
finds his repentance,

1313
00:51:28,498 --> 00:51:30,299
and finds forgiveness.

1314
00:51:33,202 --> 00:51:35,204
Why are we meeting
in the Prayer Room?

1315
00:51:35,237 --> 00:51:37,774
We both have really
cool offices.

1316
00:51:37,807 --> 00:51:38,842
I know, I Just
thought I'd have this

1317
00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:42,211
difficult conversation
in an attitude of prayer.

1318
00:51:42,244 --> 00:51:43,513
Right.

1319
00:51:43,546 --> 00:51:45,147
- Good call.
- Yeah.

1320
00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:49,452
You know Guy has a daughter?

1321
00:51:49,486 --> 00:51:50,720
I know.

1322
00:51:50,753 --> 00:51:52,354
I've been praying
for her for years.

1323
00:51:52,388 --> 00:51:53,756
Well, she just showed up.

1324
00:51:53,790 --> 00:51:56,225
- Mabel, here?
- Yeah.

1325
00:51:56,258 --> 00:51:57,059
No way!

1326
00:51:57,092 --> 00:51:58,360
That's awesome.

1327
00:51:59,529 --> 00:52:00,797
But he's isn't
married, you know?

1328
00:52:00,830 --> 00:52:03,065
I had my suspicions.

1329
00:52:03,733 --> 00:52:06,134
Well, you and I, you know,

1330
00:52:06,168 --> 00:52:07,670
we gotta lot of
grace for people.

1331
00:52:07,704 --> 00:52:12,408
Just not so sure everybody's
gonna be as understanding.

1332
00:52:12,442 --> 00:52:17,279
And it's probably going to be
upsetting to certain people.

1333
00:52:20,148 --> 00:52:22,050
Thanks, Tino.

1334
00:52:22,084 --> 00:52:23,151
Let's keep this between us,

1335
00:52:23,185 --> 00:52:25,455
but you've been a big help.

1336
00:52:26,623 --> 00:52:28,123
Thank you.

1337
00:52:28,156 --> 00:52:28,825
I know.

1338
00:52:28,858 --> 00:52:30,125
Shh, shh.

1339
00:52:33,195 --> 00:52:35,163
Thank you.

1340
00:52:42,204 --> 00:52:45,508
I think it is so cool that
you're talking to my parents.

1341
00:52:45,542 --> 00:52:46,643
Blaise, that's great.

1342
00:52:46,676 --> 00:52:48,210
I was nervous you'd be upset.

1343
00:52:48,243 --> 00:52:50,813
Nah, the Cameron
family doesn't get upset.

1344
00:52:50,847 --> 00:52:52,849
That may change today

1345
00:52:52,882 --> 00:52:55,250
once I tell 'em what's going on.

1346
00:52:55,284 --> 00:52:57,587
They're gonna be
really upset, Blaise.

1347
00:52:57,620 --> 00:52:59,121
Wow.

1348
00:52:59,154 --> 00:53:00,590
My parents upset.

1349
00:53:04,326 --> 00:53:05,160
Awesome.

1350
00:53:07,497 --> 00:53:09,097
Wait, I live here.

1351
00:53:15,237 --> 00:53:16,138
Try this.

1352
00:53:16,171 --> 00:53:18,240
It stimulates brain waves.

1353
00:53:18,273 --> 00:53:19,274
Thank you.

1354
00:53:23,546 --> 00:53:25,815
I already feel it working.

1355
00:53:25,848 --> 00:53:27,884
Anyway, those
are just 10 reasons

1356
00:53:27,917 --> 00:53:30,386
why Blaise shouldn't
be crucified.

1357
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:34,156
You make a compelling
case, I must say.

1358
00:53:34,189 --> 00:53:35,290
And I wanna affirm you in that,

1359
00:53:35,324 --> 00:53:36,893
the same way we affirm Blaise

1360
00:53:36,926 --> 00:53:39,662
in whatever makes him happy.

1361
00:53:39,696 --> 00:53:42,297
I just wish there was
something we could do.

1362
00:53:51,507 --> 00:53:53,476
You're his parents?

1363
00:53:53,509 --> 00:53:55,545
That's right.

1364
00:53:55,578 --> 00:53:58,514
So you could tell him no.

1365
00:54:02,552 --> 00:54:05,354
Obviously, you
don't have children.

1366
00:54:05,388 --> 00:54:06,456
Not yet.

1367
00:54:06,489 --> 00:54:07,924
No.

1368
00:54:07,957 --> 00:54:11,226
We foster a "yes"
environment here,

1369
00:54:12,395 --> 00:54:15,565
a positive posture
toward the universe.

1370
00:54:15,598 --> 00:54:16,399
I'm hungry.

1371
00:54:16,432 --> 00:54:18,233
Anybody want toast?

1372
00:54:18,868 --> 00:54:19,702
Sure.

1373
00:54:21,871 --> 00:54:23,706
Isn't he a delight?

1374
00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:26,375
We didn't teach him that.

1375
00:54:26,409 --> 00:54:29,144
Offering toast
comes from within.

1376
00:54:31,981 --> 00:54:33,449
Interesting.

1377
00:54:33,483 --> 00:54:34,316
Yeah.

1378
00:54:35,518 --> 00:54:37,787
Can we get back to
the conversation?

1379
00:54:37,820 --> 00:54:40,857
Blaise is going to be crucified.

1380
00:54:40,890 --> 00:54:43,459
You make it sound so negative.

1381
00:54:43,493 --> 00:54:44,727
Mr. and Mrs. Cameron,

1382
00:54:44,761 --> 00:54:47,229
crucifixion is not
a positive thing.

1383
00:54:47,262 --> 00:54:49,231
- It's a horrible-
- Nah, nu-uh-uh.

1384
00:54:49,264 --> 00:54:50,600
Not necessarily.

1385
00:54:51,534 --> 00:54:53,201
Doesn't your religion contend,

1386
00:54:53,235 --> 00:54:56,906
that Jesus paid for your
sins through crucifixion?

1387
00:54:58,340 --> 00:55:00,810
- Yeah, but-
- So it is positive.

1388
00:55:01,778 --> 00:55:04,212
- Mm-hmm.
- I've changed my mind!

1389
00:55:04,246 --> 00:55:06,281
I'm having grilled cheese.

1390
00:55:06,314 --> 00:55:09,284
You always make
great choices, sweetie.

1391
00:55:10,987 --> 00:55:13,756
So wait, let me make sure
I'm hearing this correctly.

1392
00:55:13,790 --> 00:55:15,992
You're gonna allow
him to do this?

1393
00:55:16,025 --> 00:55:19,227
Well, you're still
not getting it, dear.

1394
00:55:19,261 --> 00:55:21,898
We don't allow him
to do anything.

1395
00:55:23,365 --> 00:55:24,867
We don't own him.

1396
00:55:24,901 --> 00:55:28,236
But you're
responsible for him.

1397
00:55:28,270 --> 00:55:29,872
You could parent him.

1398
00:55:29,906 --> 00:55:31,708
Well, that's a
very novel concept,

1399
00:55:31,741 --> 00:55:35,478
but that's just not
how we see ourselves.

1400
00:55:35,511 --> 00:55:37,245
We're just all here together,

1401
00:55:37,279 --> 00:55:40,016
you know, like
good, older friends.

1402
00:55:40,049 --> 00:55:41,417
Right, Blaise?

1403
00:55:41,451 --> 00:55:42,719
Right, Alice.

1404
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,261
It's your job to teach
Blaise how to live.

1405
00:55:53,295 --> 00:55:57,533
Maybe you could start by
preventing him from dying.

1406
00:56:09,979 --> 00:56:12,014
Good talk, guys.

1407
00:56:14,884 --> 00:56:16,018
Coffee.

1408
00:56:16,052 --> 00:56:18,421
Now, that stimulates
my brainwaves.

1409
00:56:18,454 --> 00:56:19,689
Carla, focus!

1410
00:56:20,857 --> 00:56:23,059
How are you not
freaking out right now?

1411
00:56:23,092 --> 00:56:24,494
I know, I know.

1412
00:56:24,527 --> 00:56:26,395
I'm just impressed.

1413
00:56:26,429 --> 00:56:27,830
Impressed with what?

1414
00:56:27,864 --> 00:56:29,565
With you.

1415
00:56:29,599 --> 00:56:30,767
What are
you talking about?

1416
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,334
Blaise's parents didn't
hear a word I said.

1417
00:56:32,367 --> 00:56:34,336
I know.

1418
00:56:34,369 --> 00:56:36,939
They were not there, but I was.

1419
00:56:36,973 --> 00:56:39,642
I heard you and I am impressed.

1420
00:56:39,675 --> 00:56:41,376
Well, I am lost.

1421
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:47,717
I don't know what to do next.

1422
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,418
Robert, is my dad here?

1423
00:56:49,452 --> 00:56:50,653
Is he napping?

1424
00:56:50,686 --> 00:56:53,022
We are very blessed
here at Sand Hills.

1425
00:56:53,055 --> 00:56:53,890
No, no.

1426
00:56:55,357 --> 00:56:56,392
I think I look all right?

1427
00:56:56,425 --> 00:56:57,894
That's what I would have done.

1428
00:56:57,927 --> 00:56:59,361
Carla!

1429
00:56:59,395 --> 00:57:00,563
My daughter, Carla.

1430
00:57:00,596 --> 00:57:03,399
Carla, my precious
angel, how are you?

1431
00:57:03,432 --> 00:57:06,068
Carla just got home from
serving the Lord overseas,

1432
00:57:06,102 --> 00:57:08,104
and she is never leaving again.

1433
00:57:09,839 --> 00:57:11,741
- Can we talk for just-
- Sure, they can walk with us.

1434
00:57:11,774 --> 00:57:12,575
- Oh.
- No, no, no.

1435
00:57:12,608 --> 00:57:13,810
Come on, walk with us.

1436
00:57:13,843 --> 00:57:16,712
This reporter's
from MSMBSCN-SPAN.

1437
00:57:16,746 --> 00:57:17,914
Oh, we can talk later.

1438
00:57:17,947 --> 00:57:19,882
No, don't be silly.

1439
00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:21,984
Look, I know what
this is all about.

1440
00:57:22,018 --> 00:57:24,387
You found out about
Guy's illegitimate child

1441
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:25,621
and you are devastated.

1442
00:57:25,655 --> 00:57:27,490
Correction, no,
she's wonderful,

1443
00:57:27,523 --> 00:57:28,791
and Guy's really stepping up.

1444
00:57:28,825 --> 00:57:30,026
- He's been-
- Honey, that's why

1445
00:57:30,059 --> 00:57:30,960
I've been giving you
the hard sell on Tino.

1446
00:57:30,993 --> 00:57:33,062
Just lookin' out for my peanut.

1447
00:57:33,095 --> 00:57:36,799
Dad, listen, you have to
cancel this Good Friday stunt.

1448
00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:39,035
You're making the cross of
Jesus into a freak show.

1449
00:57:39,068 --> 00:57:41,103
Honey, if following
Jesus makes me a freak,

1450
00:57:41,137 --> 00:57:43,906
then I'm about to
get super freaky.

1451
00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:46,042
How very '80s of you.

1452
00:57:46,075 --> 00:57:47,877
Look, the way I see it,

1453
00:57:47,910 --> 00:57:51,647
we can talk about the crucifixion
for a few thousand people,

1454
00:57:51,681 --> 00:57:53,916
or we can show the crucifixion

1455
00:57:53,950 --> 00:57:56,452
for tens of millions of people.

1456
00:57:56,485 --> 00:57:58,788
Don't you want
them to understand the Gospel?

1457
00:57:58,821 --> 00:57:59,655
Honey, it's in there.

1458
00:57:59,689 --> 00:58:00,590
Trust me.

1459
00:58:00,623 --> 00:58:02,024
You bring 'em in with the show,

1460
00:58:02,058 --> 00:58:04,894
and you give 'em a little
nibble of the truth.

1461
00:58:04,927 --> 00:58:07,163
You have completely
lost your way.

1462
00:58:07,196 --> 00:58:08,130
Don't be so dramatic, honey.

1463
00:58:08,164 --> 00:58:10,633
That can push people away.

1464
00:58:10,666 --> 00:58:11,968
Ooh,

1465
00:58:12,001 --> 00:58:13,502
I like the rusty ones.

1466
00:58:13,536 --> 00:58:15,004
They look so authentic.

1467
00:58:15,037 --> 00:58:17,640
That's what I would've done.

1468
00:58:17,673 --> 00:58:18,908
Here
at Sand Hills Church,

1469
00:58:18,941 --> 00:58:21,177
we've always pressed the
boundaries of our faith.

1470
00:58:21,210 --> 00:58:24,513
This Good Friday, we're
gonna have a crucifixion.

1471
00:58:32,755 --> 00:58:35,057
- Carla?
- Chad, hi.

1472
00:58:35,091 --> 00:58:37,727
I'm sorry, but can I
just have a second?

1473
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:38,594
Sure.

1474
00:58:40,196 --> 00:58:43,499
I'm sorry, I'll
just be a second.

1475
00:58:43,532 --> 00:58:46,535
Could I have a
Dixie cup, please?

1476
00:58:46,569 --> 00:58:47,536
Yeah.

1477
00:58:47,570 --> 00:58:48,304
Just one?

1478
00:58:50,773 --> 00:58:52,708
- There you go, honey.
- Oh, thanks.

1479
00:58:52,742 --> 00:58:54,644
So your day goin' okay?

1480
00:58:56,112 --> 00:58:59,548
Well, not very well, actually-

1481
00:58:59,582 --> 00:59:02,518
- And the pipe cleaners,
if you don't mind?

1482
00:59:02,551 --> 00:59:03,152
Thanks.

1483
00:59:05,488 --> 00:59:06,088
There you go.

1484
00:59:06,122 --> 00:59:06,923
Great.

1485
00:59:06,956 --> 00:59:08,057
Thank you so much.

1486
00:59:08,090 --> 00:59:09,525
It seems to me,

1487
00:59:09,558 --> 00:59:11,761
things are going rather
well around here, hmm?

1488
00:59:11,794 --> 00:59:13,963
No, actually, they're not.

1489
00:59:13,996 --> 00:59:16,766
I'm crying in a supply
closet ,

1490
00:59:16,799 --> 00:59:19,535
so things are not
going very well.

1491
00:59:19,568 --> 00:59:21,537
Wrapping paper?

1492
00:59:21,570 --> 00:59:22,238
Yeah.

1493
00:59:22,271 --> 00:59:23,973
- Oh.
- There it is.

1494
00:59:25,608 --> 00:59:27,476
- Thanks.
- Here you go.

1495
00:59:27,510 --> 00:59:28,744
I don't know.

1496
00:59:28,778 --> 00:59:31,113
I mean, you're back,

1497
00:59:31,147 --> 00:59:33,015
Guy's really focused
on the kids again,

1498
00:59:33,049 --> 00:59:36,786
and your dad is super
excited about Good Friday.

1499
00:59:36,819 --> 00:59:41,490
Yeah, he's planning
on crucifying some kid.

1500
00:59:41,524 --> 00:59:42,692
Blaise?

1501
00:59:42,725 --> 00:59:45,227
Oh, well, he's
not just some kid.

1502
00:59:45,261 --> 00:59:47,163
He's quite special.

1503
00:59:47,196 --> 00:59:48,864
I mean, he's Blaise.

1504
00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:53,269
I wish I could see
it the way you do.

1505
00:59:53,302 --> 00:59:54,236
You know, I just...

1506
00:59:54,270 --> 00:59:55,504
I look around everything
that's happening here

1507
00:59:55,538 --> 00:59:57,573
and I feel so hopeless.

1508
00:59:57,606 --> 01:00:01,577
And that's where our
faith comes in, right?

1509
01:00:03,946 --> 01:00:08,050
Have you ever heard the
word phototropism, Carla?

1510
01:00:09,585 --> 01:00:10,686
No?

1511
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,289
Oh.

1512
01:00:13,322 --> 01:00:16,559
Phototropism, it's when a plant

1513
01:00:16,592 --> 01:00:19,161
continuously keeps
reaching towards the light.

1514
01:00:19,195 --> 01:00:20,763
No matter what you do to it,

1515
01:00:20,796 --> 01:00:24,000
it'll just turn
itself right around,

1516
01:00:24,033 --> 01:00:27,236
and keeps on reaching
toward the light.

1517
01:00:28,337 --> 01:00:29,572
Phototropism.

1518
01:00:38,347 --> 01:00:39,181
For you.

1519
01:00:43,853 --> 01:00:46,122
Reach for the light, Carla.

1520
01:00:47,690 --> 01:00:48,924
See ya.

1521
01:00:48,958 --> 01:00:49,592
Oh, sorry.

1522
01:00:52,595 --> 01:00:55,264
Okay.

1523
01:00:57,199 --> 01:01:00,569
Thanks, Chad.

1524
01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:07,676
There he is.

1525
01:01:07,710 --> 01:01:10,312
Whatever it is,
I'm not interested.

1526
01:01:10,346 --> 01:01:11,213
Oh, don't worry.

1527
01:01:11,247 --> 01:01:13,949
I'm not here to talk
you into anything.

1528
01:01:13,983 --> 01:01:15,217
You're not?

1529
01:01:15,251 --> 01:01:17,753
No, actually, I'm here
to tell you face-to-face

1530
01:01:17,787 --> 01:01:19,221
that I am releasing you.

1531
01:01:19,255 --> 01:01:21,657
Yeah, you can do your thing.

1532
01:01:21,690 --> 01:01:23,592
You're dropping
me as a client?

1533
01:01:23,626 --> 01:01:24,226
Yes.

1534
01:01:25,628 --> 01:01:28,697
I can't help you do
whatever this is, so.

1535
01:01:30,266 --> 01:01:32,134
All right, well, that's fair.

1536
01:01:32,168 --> 01:01:33,369
Well, thanks for
telling me in person.

1537
01:01:33,403 --> 01:01:34,336
- Oh.
- All right?

1538
01:01:34,370 --> 01:01:35,371
No problem.

1539
01:01:35,405 --> 01:01:36,338
No problem.

1540
01:01:37,740 --> 01:01:38,841
Hey, I've got more good news,

1541
01:01:38,874 --> 01:01:40,676
if you're willing to hear it?

1542
01:01:40,709 --> 01:01:41,977
Check it out.

1543
01:01:42,011 --> 01:01:43,380
I'm signing Blaise Cameron.

1544
01:01:43,413 --> 01:01:47,316
Yeah, I already got him a
two book deal and a tour.

1545
01:01:47,349 --> 01:01:48,584
You are what?

1546
01:01:49,919 --> 01:01:52,655
Would you consider
praying about

1547
01:01:52,688 --> 01:01:55,858
endorsing Blaise's
book by any...

1548
01:01:55,891 --> 01:01:57,726
Okay, I'm gone.

1549
01:02:00,663 --> 01:02:03,332
♪ Amazing grace ♪

1550
01:02:04,434 --> 01:02:08,637
- ♪ How sweet the sound ♪
- You can cook?

1551
01:02:08,671 --> 01:02:09,872
I'm impressed.

1552
01:02:09,905 --> 01:02:11,807
I am blindingly
talented, Gretchen.

1553
01:02:11,841 --> 01:02:14,176
That was the best frozen
pizza I've ever had.

1554
01:02:14,210 --> 01:02:16,378
My secret is following
the instructions.

1555
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:23,420
Aren't you a little
old to be a youth pastor?

1556
01:02:23,453 --> 01:02:25,988
Well, a youth pastor just
means you're a pastor of youth,

1557
01:02:26,021 --> 01:02:28,190
not a pastor who is young.

1558
01:02:29,992 --> 01:02:31,894
Well, they seem to have
a lot of fun with you.

1559
01:02:31,927 --> 01:02:34,397
I mean, I have a
lot of fun with you.

1560
01:02:34,431 --> 01:02:36,699
God, that makes me mad.

1561
01:02:36,732 --> 01:02:38,300
Weird, I have a
horrible time with you,

1562
01:02:38,334 --> 01:02:39,702
but I really enjoy it.

1563
01:02:42,204 --> 01:02:43,305
See?

1564
01:02:43,339 --> 01:02:45,374
- You're doing it again.
- I apologize.

1565
01:02:45,408 --> 01:02:47,743
God, I never laugh
like that with mom.

1566
01:02:47,776 --> 01:02:50,112
Yeah, have you called her?

1567
01:02:51,247 --> 01:02:53,782
I'll never call her again.

1568
01:02:54,984 --> 01:02:57,720
Look, your mom kept you
because she loves you.

1569
01:02:57,753 --> 01:02:59,188
I know.

1570
01:02:59,221 --> 01:03:01,991
And she kept me from
you because she loves you.

1571
01:03:02,024 --> 01:03:03,225
I don't care why she did it.

1572
01:03:03,259 --> 01:03:05,462
That wasn't her
decision to make.

1573
01:03:05,495 --> 01:03:09,732
Gretchen, you're mad
at me, and for good reason,

1574
01:03:09,765 --> 01:03:12,067
and now you're mad at your
mom, that's legit too,

1575
01:03:12,101 --> 01:03:15,771
but there's always gonna
be someone to be angry at.

1576
01:03:15,804 --> 01:03:16,939
Maybe.

1577
01:03:16,972 --> 01:03:21,810
The only way out of that
infinite loop is forgiveness.

1578
01:03:24,847 --> 01:03:25,881
Look, to be fair to your mom,

1579
01:03:25,915 --> 01:03:27,016
I was not a good guy.

1580
01:03:27,049 --> 01:03:28,451
I was a mess.

1581
01:03:28,485 --> 01:03:32,154
But she married a
good guy, right?

1582
01:03:32,188 --> 01:03:35,157
Yeah, my dad was amazing.

1583
01:03:35,191 --> 01:03:38,827
Well, that's an
answer to prayer to me.

1584
01:03:40,497 --> 01:03:43,265
How did you get all religious?

1585
01:03:44,867 --> 01:03:47,903
Well, let's go
get some yogurt,

1586
01:03:47,937 --> 01:03:50,706
and I will tell
you all about it.

1587
01:03:53,008 --> 01:03:55,010
You know, I'd love to see
your apartment sometime.

1588
01:03:55,044 --> 01:03:58,814
I would too.

1589
01:04:14,096 --> 01:04:16,865
♪ Goodbye sorrow ♪

1590
01:04:16,899 --> 01:04:19,502
♪ Time to let go ♪

1591
01:04:19,536 --> 01:04:22,104
♪ Filled with anger ♪

1592
01:04:22,137 --> 01:04:24,073
♪ Be a stranger ♪

1593
01:04:24,106 --> 01:04:28,244
♪ It's time ♪

1594
01:04:28,277 --> 01:04:33,182
♪ God knows it's time ♪

1595
01:04:33,215 --> 01:04:36,051
♪ We said goodbye ♪

1596
01:04:43,025 --> 01:04:46,228
Thank you for the
closer spot, Dad.

1597
01:04:50,032 --> 01:04:53,068
♪ Hey, am I am the man ♪

1598
01:04:53,102 --> 01:04:56,105
♪ Of course I am ♪

1599
01:04:56,138 --> 01:04:58,941
♪ Are you a woman ♪

1600
01:04:58,974 --> 01:05:02,311
♪ Of course you ♪

1601
01:05:02,344 --> 01:05:05,014
♪ Am to me ♪

1602
01:05:05,047 --> 01:05:06,549
Tino, stop singing.

1603
01:05:06,583 --> 01:05:08,183
Seriously, I almost punched you.

1604
01:05:08,217 --> 01:05:09,419
Okay, well, just
please don't do that,

1605
01:05:09,452 --> 01:05:11,554
- 'cause I'm a bleeder.
- What do you want?

1606
01:05:11,588 --> 01:05:14,223
It's something
really important.

1607
01:05:14,256 --> 01:05:15,891
I just need to get
it off my chest,

1608
01:05:15,924 --> 01:05:19,194
and here it goes.

1609
01:05:19,228 --> 01:05:21,431
♪ God wanted me ♪

1610
01:05:21,464 --> 01:05:23,899
♪ To marry you and
you could be my wife ♪

1611
01:05:23,932 --> 01:05:24,534
You're singing again,

1612
01:05:24,567 --> 01:05:26,835
and I just.

1613
01:05:26,869 --> 01:05:27,836
I'm not done.

1614
01:05:27,870 --> 01:05:29,905
♪ What God has put together ♪

1615
01:05:29,938 --> 01:05:32,475
♪ Let no man put asunder ♪

1616
01:05:32,509 --> 01:05:35,010
♪ But if you don't
tell me you love me ♪

1617
01:05:35,044 --> 01:05:38,448
♪ I will start to wonder ♪

1618
01:05:39,948 --> 01:05:41,950
I have an answer for you,

1619
01:05:41,984 --> 01:05:42,918
- and-
- Great.

1620
01:05:42,951 --> 01:05:43,852
Well, you know what?

1621
01:05:43,886 --> 01:05:45,287
Actually, I have the
date, I have the venue,

1622
01:05:45,321 --> 01:05:46,255
- and the flowers.
- You shouldn't have.

1623
01:05:46,288 --> 01:05:47,222
You're gonna love the flowers.

1624
01:05:47,256 --> 01:05:48,157
You shouldn't have.

1625
01:05:48,190 --> 01:05:49,426
Well, but I wanted to.

1626
01:05:49,459 --> 01:05:50,359
And you know what?

1627
01:05:51,994 --> 01:05:53,295
Wait!

1628
01:05:53,329 --> 01:05:54,229
No.

1629
01:05:59,234 --> 01:06:00,302
I have to say no.

1630
01:06:00,336 --> 01:06:03,339
- ♪ But I love you ♪
- No.

1631
01:06:03,372 --> 01:06:04,206
- No.
- Well-

1632
01:06:05,074 --> 01:06:06,208
- Thank you.

1633
01:06:06,241 --> 01:06:07,076
- I'm honored, but no.
- Okay, wait.

1634
01:06:07,109 --> 01:06:08,445
Is there somebody else?

1635
01:06:08,478 --> 01:06:09,978
Because if it's...

1636
01:06:11,481 --> 01:06:13,916
It's Guy Sides, isn't it?

1637
01:06:13,949 --> 01:06:16,018
It is, isn't it?

1638
01:06:16,051 --> 01:06:18,020
This has nothing
to do with Guy.

1639
01:06:18,053 --> 01:06:19,021
He has a daughter.

1640
01:06:19,054 --> 01:06:20,222
Are you ready to be a mother?

1641
01:06:20,255 --> 01:06:23,058
I'm pretty sure
she's out of diapers.

1642
01:06:25,961 --> 01:06:26,962
I'll get over it.

1643
01:06:26,995 --> 01:06:27,630
It's fine.

1644
01:06:27,664 --> 01:06:29,198
My heart is broken,

1645
01:06:29,231 --> 01:06:30,132
but I'll get over it.

1646
01:06:30,165 --> 01:06:31,634
At least we could be friends.

1647
01:06:31,668 --> 01:06:32,669
How 'bout that?

1648
01:06:32,702 --> 01:06:33,969
Of course.

1649
01:06:34,002 --> 01:06:35,237
Okay, so we're friends?

1650
01:06:35,270 --> 01:06:36,506
- Friends.
- Well, you know what?

1651
01:06:36,539 --> 01:06:38,608
Then I am gonna do
something for you.

1652
01:06:38,641 --> 01:06:40,008
No.

1653
01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:40,943
Yeah, I'm
gonna call Blaise up,

1654
01:06:40,976 --> 01:06:42,645
and I'm basically gonna
convince him to not,

1655
01:06:42,679 --> 01:06:43,979
you know, do the crucifixion.

1656
01:06:44,012 --> 01:06:44,913
I'm just gonna talk him

1657
01:06:44,947 --> 01:06:45,914
- out of it.
- Tino, don't-

1658
01:06:45,948 --> 01:06:46,683
- To back out, yeah.

1659
01:06:46,716 --> 01:06:49,452
Wait, you would do that?

1660
01:06:49,486 --> 01:06:50,387
Yeah.

1661
01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:52,154
We're friends, aren't we?

1662
01:06:52,187 --> 01:06:53,922
Thank you.

1663
01:06:53,956 --> 01:06:54,957
That would mean a lot.

1664
01:06:54,990 --> 01:06:55,692
No problem.

1665
01:06:55,725 --> 01:06:57,627
I mean, you know, friends.

1666
01:06:57,660 --> 01:06:58,595
Friends.

1667
01:06:58,628 --> 01:07:01,063
- Not that hard, sorry.
- Oh.

1668
01:07:01,096 --> 01:07:04,066
Now, you know that there's
gonna be a lot of people?

1669
01:07:04,099 --> 01:07:05,067
Yeah?

1670
01:07:05,100 --> 01:07:06,335
Yeah, it's gonna be like the

1671
01:07:06,368 --> 01:07:09,004
biggest attendance this
church has ever seen.

1672
01:07:09,037 --> 01:07:10,105
- Wow!
- Yeah.

1673
01:07:10,139 --> 01:07:10,774
Cool.

1674
01:07:12,307 --> 01:07:14,109
♪ Not cool ♪

1675
01:07:14,143 --> 01:07:15,344
Because you know why?

1676
01:07:15,377 --> 01:07:16,613
There's gonna be so
many people there,

1677
01:07:16,646 --> 01:07:18,180
it's gonna be a lot
on pressure on you.

1678
01:07:20,517 --> 01:07:24,052
Millions of people
hearing the good news?

1679
01:07:24,086 --> 01:07:25,254
Yeah.

1680
01:07:25,287 --> 01:07:27,657
- Sort of.
- I'm so pumped!

1681
01:07:27,690 --> 01:07:28,525
Thanks, Tino.

1682
01:07:28,558 --> 01:07:29,392
Oh.

1683
01:07:44,607 --> 01:07:46,643
Thanks
for helpin' us out, Mort.

1684
01:07:50,747 --> 01:07:51,648
You're the best in the business.

1685
01:07:51,681 --> 01:07:53,048
- Well, come on.
- Mort?

1686
01:07:53,081 --> 01:07:54,049
- Hey!
- What are you doing?

1687
01:07:54,082 --> 01:07:56,519
Well, buddy, we've got
some great news for you.

1688
01:07:56,553 --> 01:07:59,054
We've upped your
liability coverage!

1689
01:07:59,087 --> 01:08:01,758
Yeah, now you're good for
crucifixions, crowns of thorns,

1690
01:08:01,791 --> 01:08:03,760
flogging, and preschool.

1691
01:08:03,793 --> 01:08:04,928
- What?
- Yeah.

1692
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,130
It's basically the same policy
we provide to Battlesack.

1693
01:08:08,163 --> 01:08:10,065
And now we have it
thanks to you, Guy.

1694
01:08:10,966 --> 01:08:13,703
Hey, listen, if
you guys need me,

1695
01:08:13,736 --> 01:08:15,270
call me, okay?

1696
01:08:15,304 --> 01:08:16,739
Enjoy those mints.

1697
01:08:16,773 --> 01:08:20,042
All right, we'll
call, you know.

1698
01:08:20,075 --> 01:08:21,109
Hey, step into my
office for a minute.

1699
01:08:21,143 --> 01:08:23,212
- Let's have a chat.
- Yeah.

1700
01:08:24,547 --> 01:08:26,114
I had to talk to Mort, you know.

1701
01:08:26,148 --> 01:08:27,049
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1702
01:08:27,082 --> 01:08:29,452
This isn't about that.

1703
01:08:29,486 --> 01:08:32,321
I have a great
opportunity for ya.

1704
01:08:40,830 --> 01:08:42,297
I just need you to sign this.

1705
01:08:49,204 --> 01:08:52,475
This is a resignation
letter from me.

1706
01:08:53,776 --> 01:08:55,645
And it breaks my heart,

1707
01:08:55,678 --> 01:08:57,780
but I don't want Sand
Hills to keep you

1708
01:08:57,814 --> 01:09:01,049
from the things that
are important to you,

1709
01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:03,520
and this is a chance for
you to do those things.

1710
01:09:03,553 --> 01:09:04,721
What things?

1711
01:09:06,221 --> 01:09:09,492
Well, you would
know better than me,

1712
01:09:09,526 --> 01:09:10,460
but you can do those things,

1713
01:09:10,493 --> 01:09:13,128
just as soon as you sign this.

1714
01:09:13,161 --> 01:09:15,297
But I didn't write this.

1715
01:09:16,533 --> 01:09:19,802
Yeah, I got it from a
template off of Google.

1716
01:09:19,836 --> 01:09:22,237
The board isn't
gonna like this either.

1717
01:09:22,271 --> 01:09:24,172
It was their idea, Guy.

1718
01:09:24,206 --> 01:09:25,140
They think it's pretty important

1719
01:09:25,173 --> 01:09:27,810
for the whole staff to
be on the same page.

1720
01:09:27,844 --> 01:09:28,811
Your page.

1721
01:09:29,879 --> 01:09:33,383
Look,
you should resign quietly

1722
01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:35,718
before the scandal blows up.

1723
01:09:35,752 --> 01:09:37,587
Crucifying, Blaise?

1724
01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:40,322
No, I'm talking about-

1725
01:09:40,355 --> 01:09:42,190
- Gretchen?

1726
01:09:42,224 --> 01:09:43,125
She's not a scandal!

1727
01:09:43,158 --> 01:09:43,860
She's my daughter!

1728
01:09:43,893 --> 01:09:45,127
Don't be mad at me, buddy.

1729
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:46,563
I'm trying to help you.

1730
01:09:46,596 --> 01:09:47,797
You know how I feel.

1731
01:09:47,830 --> 01:09:49,364
I've been praying with
you about her for years.

1732
01:09:49,399 --> 01:09:54,169
But the board's thinking
bigger picture on this.

1733
01:09:54,202 --> 01:09:55,805
Think about it, Guy.

1734
01:09:55,838 --> 01:09:58,340
A youth past of a
culture-shaping church

1735
01:09:58,373 --> 01:10:00,309
has a child out of wedlock.

1736
01:10:00,342 --> 01:10:03,111
Not everyone's gonna
be so grace-orient.

1737
01:10:03,145 --> 01:10:04,581
So they're okay

1738
01:10:04,614 --> 01:10:05,782
with a kid from the youth
group being crucified,

1739
01:10:05,815 --> 01:10:07,650
but this is a scandal?

1740
01:10:10,486 --> 01:10:11,788
Give me that pen.

1741
01:10:14,156 --> 01:10:17,493
Oh, finally got a
use for your book.

1742
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:29,237
Hey, Skip, how did the board
find out about Gretchen anyway?

1743
01:10:31,708 --> 01:10:34,242
That's what I thought.

1744
01:10:36,446 --> 01:10:39,181
♪ And our friendship
is not one but two ♪

1745
01:10:39,214 --> 01:10:43,453
♪ 'Cause our love
is totally awesome ♪

1746
01:10:45,354 --> 01:10:46,188
Perfect!

1747
01:10:49,626 --> 01:10:51,794
Well, you finally
outgrew your toys?

1748
01:10:51,828 --> 01:10:53,763
Yeah, and Sand Hills.

1749
01:10:54,797 --> 01:10:56,399
What?

1750
01:10:56,432 --> 01:10:57,600
I just quit.

1751
01:10:58,568 --> 01:10:59,535
What?

1752
01:10:59,569 --> 01:11:01,303
Well, I was fired.

1753
01:11:01,336 --> 01:11:03,706
I was given the
opportunity to resign.

1754
01:11:03,740 --> 01:11:06,174
Whatever, I'm done here.

1755
01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:08,878
So you're
just giving up?

1756
01:11:08,911 --> 01:11:10,647
You can't do that.

1757
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,948
What about youth group?

1758
01:11:11,981 --> 01:11:13,650
What about Blaise?

1759
01:11:13,683 --> 01:11:16,251
You saw what happened when
we talked to his parents.

1760
01:11:16,284 --> 01:11:18,253
And Mort, the insurance guy,

1761
01:11:18,286 --> 01:11:19,455
he's making a
fortune by expanding

1762
01:11:19,489 --> 01:11:21,491
the church's insurance policy,

1763
01:11:21,524 --> 01:11:23,191
so that backfired.

1764
01:11:23,225 --> 01:11:25,628
Tino was no help, no offense.

1765
01:11:27,497 --> 01:11:30,500
But you can't just walk away.

1766
01:11:30,533 --> 01:11:32,669
I'm tapped out, Carla.

1767
01:11:32,702 --> 01:11:34,671
I don't wanna be here
when this ship sinks.

1768
01:11:34,704 --> 01:11:36,439
There has to be
something that can be done

1769
01:11:36,472 --> 01:11:37,607
to keep you here.

1770
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:40,777
I'm finally following
your dad's advice.

1771
01:11:40,810 --> 01:11:42,210
I'm taking a nap.

1772
01:11:43,513 --> 01:11:45,615
Why can't you
be more like Tino?

1773
01:11:45,648 --> 01:11:46,849
Tino?

1774
01:11:46,883 --> 01:11:49,952
He keeps trying, even
when there's no hope.

1775
01:11:49,986 --> 01:11:50,820
No hope!

1776
01:12:05,735 --> 01:12:08,638
You can't
avoid her forever.

1777
01:12:08,671 --> 01:12:10,873
Let's talk about you.

1778
01:12:10,907 --> 01:12:12,875
What are you going to do?

1779
01:12:12,909 --> 01:12:14,342
I have no idea,

1780
01:12:15,343 --> 01:12:17,647
but I can't watch Blaise,

1781
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,883
you know.

1782
01:12:20,917 --> 01:12:23,519
- What's his deal?
- Blaise?

1783
01:12:23,553 --> 01:12:24,454
He's a new Christian.

1784
01:12:24,487 --> 01:12:25,488
He's got a lot of passion.

1785
01:12:25,521 --> 01:12:28,024
Doesn't have a lot of knowledge.

1786
01:12:28,057 --> 01:12:28,925
Wish he'd listen to you.

1787
01:12:28,958 --> 01:12:32,662
I mean, you have
passion and knowledge.

1788
01:12:32,695 --> 01:12:33,596
Think so?

1789
01:12:35,398 --> 01:12:35,998
Thanks, Gretchen.

1790
01:12:37,033 --> 01:12:38,801
I'm serious, Dad.

1791
01:12:40,837 --> 01:12:43,305
You just call me dad?

1792
01:12:43,338 --> 01:12:43,973
Yeah.

1793
01:12:45,307 --> 01:12:45,942
Cool.

1794
01:12:48,411 --> 01:12:50,947
Man, I wish there was
a way we could help him.

1795
01:12:50,980 --> 01:12:52,347
Well, I've talked to

1796
01:12:52,381 --> 01:12:54,584
every rational person
who would listen.

1797
01:12:54,617 --> 01:12:57,285
What did Blaise say
when you talked to him?

1798
01:12:57,319 --> 01:12:59,354
I didn't talk to Blaise.

1799
01:12:59,388 --> 01:13:04,393
Well, just say it to him
in a way that he'll hear you.

1800
01:13:04,994 --> 01:13:06,294
That's it.

1801
01:13:06,328 --> 01:13:07,730
I gotta go.

1802
01:13:10,433 --> 01:13:12,334
I'm glad you're around.

1803
01:13:12,367 --> 01:13:14,003
Tough times are a lot
easier with family.

1804
01:13:23,112 --> 01:13:25,948
♪ Goodbye sorrow ♪

1805
01:13:25,982 --> 01:13:28,718
♪ Time to let go ♪

1806
01:13:31,353 --> 01:13:32,021
Hey, Mom.

1807
01:13:33,689 --> 01:13:35,892
Naturally, we'll spend the
rest of the morning in prayer

1808
01:13:35,925 --> 01:13:38,394
in preparation for tonight's
Good Friday service,

1809
01:13:38,427 --> 01:13:40,963
which surely, will be
an historical event.

1810
01:13:40,997 --> 01:13:42,665
This is all new construction.

1811
01:13:42,698 --> 01:13:44,033
Will Blaise fill pain?

1812
01:13:44,066 --> 01:13:44,867
Sure.

1813
01:13:44,901 --> 01:13:45,868
Excruciating.

1814
01:13:45,902 --> 01:13:47,403
Will he be okay?

1815
01:13:47,436 --> 01:13:48,571
We think he might.

1816
01:13:50,106 --> 01:13:50,973
Come along.

1817
01:13:51,007 --> 01:13:52,408
Watch your step.

1818
01:13:54,143 --> 01:13:55,845
And Blaise!

1819
01:13:55,878 --> 01:13:56,913
What are you-

1820
01:13:56,946 --> 01:13:58,346
- Come here.

1821
01:13:58,381 --> 01:14:00,550
I wanna show you something.

1822
01:14:13,963 --> 01:14:14,864
That's you.

1823
01:14:18,067 --> 01:14:20,903
I'll never lust after
a mannequin again.

1824
01:14:20,937 --> 01:14:22,772
Crucifixion is
no joke, Blaise.

1825
01:14:22,805 --> 01:14:25,007
It's a slow, cruel death.

1826
01:14:25,041 --> 01:14:27,877
God doesn't want you to
make a mockery of his Son.

1827
01:14:27,910 --> 01:14:29,779
But Jesus died on the cross.

1828
01:14:29,812 --> 01:14:31,447
In our place,

1829
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:32,682
so we don't have to.

1830
01:14:32,715 --> 01:14:34,150
That's the whole point.

1831
01:14:34,183 --> 01:14:38,120
His death, his burial,
his resurrection, period.

1832
01:14:42,692 --> 01:14:44,961
Pastor Skip, mom and dad,

1833
01:14:46,696 --> 01:14:50,466
the youth group, the
whole world is watching.

1834
01:14:52,668 --> 01:14:54,537
I don't know how to fix this.

1835
01:14:54,570 --> 01:14:57,640
I'm not gonna let 'em
do this to you, okay?

1836
01:14:57,673 --> 01:14:59,475
Are you with me?

1837
01:14:59,508 --> 01:15:01,510
It's gonna be all right.

1838
01:15:05,514 --> 01:15:06,415
Hot sauce.

1839
01:15:06,449 --> 01:15:08,517
Oh, that's why it burns.

1840
01:15:09,485 --> 01:15:10,753
♪ Whoa ♪

1841
01:15:11,654 --> 01:15:13,055
Everybody out!

1842
01:15:13,089 --> 01:15:14,423
We're going to the service!

1843
01:15:14,457 --> 01:15:15,992
No, we absolutely are not.

1844
01:15:16,025 --> 01:15:17,526
We're gonna feed those
homeless dudes again.

1845
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:18,694
What is that?

1846
01:15:18,728 --> 01:15:20,463
It's a bloody mannequin hand.

1847
01:15:20,496 --> 01:15:21,497
Everybody out!

1848
01:15:21,530 --> 01:15:22,999
We're gonna miss it!

1849
01:15:23,032 --> 01:15:25,101
You've completely
cracked, haven't you?

1850
01:15:25,134 --> 01:15:27,503
Trust me, you do
not wanna miss this.

1851
01:15:27,536 --> 01:15:29,839
These students
don't wanna see that.

1852
01:15:29,872 --> 01:15:30,907
Yeah, we do.

1853
01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:31,674
Cool!

1854
01:15:31,707 --> 01:15:32,508
Let's roll!

1855
01:15:32,541 --> 01:15:33,542
Come on out!

1856
01:15:33,576 --> 01:15:34,176
All right, Sheila!

1857
01:15:34,210 --> 01:15:35,177
Yeah!

1858
01:15:35,211 --> 01:15:37,914
Eden, Jim, Kate, Brandon, yes!

1859
01:15:40,483 --> 01:15:42,451
- Awesome.
- All right, Jeremy!

1860
01:15:42,485 --> 01:15:44,887
You better not let me down.

1861
01:15:46,222 --> 01:15:49,825
I hope you have a lifetime
of disappointments with me,

1862
01:15:49,859 --> 01:15:51,027
but not today.

1863
01:15:54,030 --> 01:15:55,231
♪ Oh ♪

1864
01:15:55,264 --> 01:15:56,732
Come on, Carla.

1865
01:15:56,766 --> 01:15:58,701
High five.
♪ Man ♪

1866
01:16:04,941 --> 01:16:07,443
- On this Good Friday-
- Megan.

1867
01:16:08,544 --> 01:16:09,645
You go, girl.

1868
01:16:10,980 --> 01:16:13,683
Dr. Grossman, been
praying for you, brother,

1869
01:16:13,716 --> 01:16:15,551
about that toe fungus.

1870
01:16:17,553 --> 01:16:19,221
Good to see ya.

1871
01:16:19,255 --> 01:16:21,590
- Now, you got your Bible?
- I do.

1872
01:16:21,624 --> 01:16:23,693
I know it's
on your smartphone.

1873
01:16:23,726 --> 01:16:24,827
Get in there.

1874
01:16:31,567 --> 01:16:32,735
Hey, man, hey,

1875
01:16:32,768 --> 01:16:34,070
don't ever touch me, man.

1876
01:16:34,103 --> 01:16:35,271
Ever.

1877
01:16:39,842 --> 01:16:41,477
Jonathan Breel.

1878
01:16:44,547 --> 01:16:46,983
How can I be of service?

1879
01:16:47,016 --> 01:16:48,184
Oh, I'm all good, man.

1880
01:16:48,217 --> 01:16:49,118
I'm in the middle of
some business right now,

1881
01:16:49,151 --> 01:16:50,686
so you can, you know.

1882
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:51,354
Me too.

1883
01:16:53,189 --> 01:16:55,758
You must be looking for Blaise?

1884
01:16:57,293 --> 01:17:00,129
Yeah, as a matter
of fact, I am.

1885
01:17:01,297 --> 01:17:02,898
Right this way.

1886
01:17:03,866 --> 01:17:05,634
Right behind you.

1887
01:17:21,751 --> 01:17:23,319
Right this way.

1888
01:17:27,757 --> 01:17:29,692
Good luck, my friend.

1889
01:17:29,725 --> 01:17:31,627
You're gonna need it.

1890
01:17:32,995 --> 01:17:35,631
Is he gonna meet me out here?

1891
01:17:35,664 --> 01:17:36,832
I gotta be somewhere

1892
01:17:36,866 --> 01:17:37,633
in like 15...

1893
01:17:37,666 --> 01:17:38,667
Hello?

1894
01:17:38,701 --> 01:17:39,301
Hey!

1895
01:17:39,335 --> 01:17:40,136
Hey!

1896
01:17:40,169 --> 01:17:40,970
Hey!

1897
01:17:42,338 --> 01:17:45,541
There's no handle
to let me back in.

1898
01:17:46,809 --> 01:17:50,646
Hey!

1899
01:18:04,660 --> 01:18:07,296
On behalf of Sand Hills
Neighborhood Church,

1900
01:18:07,329 --> 01:18:09,665
I wanna welcome
you to Good Friday.

1901
01:18:15,171 --> 01:18:17,840
However, I must warn you,

1902
01:18:17,873 --> 01:18:22,278
what you are about to
experience might be disturbing.

1903
01:18:23,646 --> 01:18:26,215
If the sight of blood
makes you queasy,

1904
01:18:26,248 --> 01:18:30,820
we ask that you move to the
fainting rooms in the back.

1905
01:18:32,088 --> 01:18:35,591
What you are about
to see is not a play.

1906
01:18:36,426 --> 01:18:39,095
This is real, people!

1907
01:18:40,430 --> 01:18:43,199
Our goal is that one of our own

1908
01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:46,902
feel what Christ felt that day.

1909
01:18:48,405 --> 01:18:49,939
Blaise Cameron.

1910
01:18:55,811 --> 01:18:58,114
And Guy Sides is here,
too, for some reason.

1911
01:19:00,417 --> 01:19:02,751
Because you're not
gonna crucify Blaise.

1912
01:19:05,221 --> 01:19:06,922
I am taking his place.

1913
01:19:13,062 --> 01:19:14,697
Yeah, even better.

1914
01:19:15,731 --> 01:19:18,000
Substitutionary atonement.

1915
01:19:18,033 --> 01:19:22,071
He's taking his place,
just like our Savior.

1916
01:19:22,104 --> 01:19:23,406
Blaise, what's happening?

1917
01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:24,907
I gotta go or I'll be late.

1918
01:19:24,940 --> 01:19:27,042
Late for what?

1919
01:19:27,076 --> 01:19:28,445
It's gonna be okay.

1920
01:19:28,478 --> 01:19:29,979
I think.

1921
01:19:32,948 --> 01:19:34,283
What are you doing?

1922
01:19:34,316 --> 01:19:36,819
I am
disinfecting your hand.

1923
01:19:36,852 --> 01:19:40,055
So you can hammer a
rusty spike through it?

1924
01:19:40,089 --> 01:19:42,758
- For the insurance policy.
- Oh.

1925
01:19:46,195 --> 01:19:48,264
Mom?

1926
01:19:48,297 --> 01:19:49,098
Hi.

1927
01:19:49,131 --> 01:19:50,733
Mom, I'm Carla.

1928
01:19:50,766 --> 01:19:51,468
Hi.

1929
01:19:51,501 --> 01:19:53,470
Come on over here, Guy.

1930
01:19:53,503 --> 01:19:55,337
Wow, he looks old.

1931
01:19:57,840 --> 01:19:58,774
What's he doing?

1932
01:19:58,807 --> 01:20:00,075
He's a pastor here.

1933
01:20:00,109 --> 01:20:01,777
He's a pastor?

1934
01:20:01,810 --> 01:20:03,413
What kind of church is this?

1935
01:20:06,815 --> 01:20:09,218
I have to tell ya,

1936
01:20:09,251 --> 01:20:10,920
I love this man.

1937
01:20:10,953 --> 01:20:14,056
We have been together for years.

1938
01:20:14,089 --> 01:20:16,825
We've had our ups
and downs, sure.

1939
01:20:16,859 --> 01:20:20,996
But it is an honor having
you on our staff, right?

1940
01:20:23,199 --> 01:20:24,266
Yeah.

1941
01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:25,768
And I move,

1942
01:20:25,801 --> 01:20:27,102
that the board loves
having him on staff.

1943
01:20:27,136 --> 01:20:28,804
Can I get a-

1944
01:20:28,837 --> 01:20:30,339
- I
second the motion.

1945
01:20:30,372 --> 01:20:31,140
All in favor?

1946
01:20:31,173 --> 01:20:32,041
Aye.

1947
01:20:32,074 --> 01:20:33,842
Opposed?

1948
01:20:33,876 --> 01:20:34,843
Awesome!

1949
01:20:34,877 --> 01:20:35,844
Let's crucify him!

1950
01:20:43,953 --> 01:20:47,156
Does crucifixion means
something different here?

1951
01:20:47,189 --> 01:20:48,190
I hope so.

1952
01:20:50,192 --> 01:20:54,797
The last words Jesus
spoke on the cross were,

1953
01:20:54,830 --> 01:20:56,232
"It is finished".

1954
01:21:00,035 --> 01:21:02,371
And by "finished",
he meant done,

1955
01:21:02,405 --> 01:21:04,907
over, accomplished, completed.

1956
01:21:07,076 --> 01:21:11,880
And yet, we're still going
to have a crucifixion today.

1957
01:21:12,815 --> 01:21:13,516
All right.

1958
01:21:16,919 --> 01:21:20,289
You know, Skip, we
do go back a long way.

1959
01:21:20,322 --> 01:21:22,825
When you started this,

1960
01:21:22,858 --> 01:21:24,527
you were just looking
for creative ways

1961
01:21:24,561 --> 01:21:27,564
to tell people about Jesus,

1962
01:21:27,597 --> 01:21:29,865
and this thing blew up.

1963
01:21:30,866 --> 01:21:33,202
And then our Youth
Program blew up,

1964
01:21:33,235 --> 01:21:38,240
and people around the country
started asking me what I did.

1965
01:21:39,108 --> 01:21:40,876
So I went around the country

1966
01:21:42,512 --> 01:21:43,546
praying to this.

1967
01:21:49,952 --> 01:21:53,055
But this wasn't enough
for some people.

1968
01:21:53,088 --> 01:21:54,823
Couldn't be that simple.

1969
01:21:54,857 --> 01:21:56,158
And I wanted to
hold their interest.

1970
01:21:56,191 --> 01:21:58,961
I tried to hold their interest.

1971
01:22:00,029 --> 01:22:04,099
And then one day, I woke
up the "Beach Ball Guy".

1972
01:22:05,868 --> 01:22:09,539
You don't become the
"Beach Ball Guy" overnight.

1973
01:22:09,572 --> 01:22:12,841
You become the "Beach
Ball Guy" slowly.

1974
01:22:15,645 --> 01:22:19,081
I love those cheers
more than I realized.

1975
01:22:20,349 --> 01:22:24,086
There's a lot of things
I could have stopped.

1976
01:22:27,923 --> 01:22:30,225
You know, Skip, you were right.

1977
01:22:30,259 --> 01:22:34,229
I've been part of everything
that's gone on here,

1978
01:22:35,665 --> 01:22:37,966
but I blamed you alone,

1979
01:22:39,669 --> 01:22:41,870
and for that, I'm sorry.

1980
01:22:44,607 --> 01:22:47,544
Well, I promised
you a crucifixion.

1981
01:22:49,978 --> 01:22:51,381
Thanks, I got it.

1982
01:23:00,022 --> 01:23:02,157
Look at this moron.

1983
01:23:02,191 --> 01:23:04,226
This guy is just way too busy

1984
01:23:04,259 --> 01:23:07,630
to be stuck with a youth group.

1985
01:23:09,098 --> 01:23:10,999
Not anymore.

1986
01:23:39,061 --> 01:23:39,928
Carla?

1987
01:23:48,471 --> 01:23:52,007
This was a gift from
my fiance, former fiance.

1988
01:23:53,543 --> 01:23:54,977
It reminds me of Moldova,

1989
01:23:55,010 --> 01:23:58,280
the beauty, the
heartbreak, the people.

1990
01:24:01,116 --> 01:24:03,486
I grew up there, really.

1991
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:05,622
That's why I'm
planning on going back.

1992
01:24:05,655 --> 01:24:08,056
I was planning on going back.

1993
01:24:09,191 --> 01:24:11,661
It was my escape plan,

1994
01:24:11,694 --> 01:24:14,062
but maybe it's time
to stop escaping.

1995
01:24:34,183 --> 01:24:36,719
You should have told
me what you were up to.

1996
01:24:59,642 --> 01:25:03,546
I've been angry at
a dad I never met,

1997
01:25:03,580 --> 01:25:05,548
and then I met him,

1998
01:25:05,582 --> 01:25:08,317
and he's actually pretty cool.

1999
01:25:11,153 --> 01:25:14,757
So I decided I should
be mad at my mom,

2000
01:25:14,791 --> 01:25:16,426
but I know she loves me,

2001
01:25:16,459 --> 01:25:20,730
and she did the best she
could in a tough situation.

2002
01:25:23,098 --> 01:25:26,368
And honestly, I'm
tired of being angry.

2003
01:25:29,171 --> 01:25:30,740
I want out of this
infinite loop.

2004
01:25:50,693 --> 01:25:52,829
I've been watching the
Vikings during your sermons

2005
01:25:52,862 --> 01:25:55,130
on this thing since 1992.

2006
01:25:56,399 --> 01:25:58,200
Sorry, Pastor Skip.

2007
01:25:58,835 --> 01:26:01,069
Yeah.

2008
01:26:17,319 --> 01:26:22,190
♪ Can't speak, so close
I can feel you breathe ♪

2009
01:26:22,224 --> 01:26:25,662
♪ You're so holy and worthy ♪

2010
01:26:25,695 --> 01:26:30,700
♪ You know where I've been ♪

2011
01:26:31,634 --> 01:26:34,269
♪ Can't move, so close to you ♪

2012
01:26:34,303 --> 01:26:36,271
♪ And I'm see-through ♪

2013
01:26:36,305 --> 01:26:39,876
♪ No, not innocent like you ♪

2014
01:26:39,909 --> 01:26:43,211
♪ Oh, God, I'm sorry ♪

2015
01:26:44,447 --> 01:26:48,216
♪ I'm livin' in awe ♪

2016
01:26:48,250 --> 01:26:51,521
♪ You don't need me at all ♪

2017
01:26:51,554 --> 01:26:56,559
♪ But you couldn't
love me more, hmm ♪

2018
01:26:58,728 --> 01:27:02,432
♪ I'm livin' in awe ♪

2019
01:27:02,465 --> 01:27:05,802
♪ Everyday I fall ♪

2020
01:27:05,835 --> 01:27:09,772
♪ But you never let me go, hmm ♪

2021
01:27:11,641 --> 01:27:13,576
I was jealous of Guy.

2022
01:27:15,243 --> 01:27:16,144
I proposed to Carla,

2023
01:27:16,178 --> 01:27:18,881
and she, well, turned me down,

2024
01:27:18,915 --> 01:27:20,550
and I blamed him.

2025
01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:26,623
This was the ring.

2026
01:27:26,656 --> 01:27:28,323
The engagement ring.

2027
01:27:44,974 --> 01:27:47,209
Can I get that back
after the service?

2028
01:27:47,242 --> 01:27:49,244
Had it on layaway and I just-

2029
01:27:49,277 --> 01:27:51,681
- Yes.

2030
01:27:51,714 --> 01:27:52,548
Thanks.

2031
01:28:06,496 --> 01:28:07,329
We good?

2032
01:28:32,588 --> 01:28:34,524
This is my trademark.

2033
01:28:36,258 --> 01:28:37,259
My branding.

2034
01:28:38,861 --> 01:28:40,963
Represents my reputation.

2035
01:28:42,432 --> 01:28:46,334
And I'm embarrassed to say
this, but it's a gimmick.

2036
01:28:47,269 --> 01:28:50,807
I became obsessed with
finding novel ways

2037
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:54,209
to draw people in
to hear about Jesus.

2038
01:28:58,313 --> 01:29:00,550
I made the church the novelty

2039
01:29:01,918 --> 01:29:04,854
when it should've
been about Jesus.

2040
01:29:08,491 --> 01:29:10,660
I've asked God to forgive,

2041
01:29:12,428 --> 01:29:14,296
and I'm asking you too,

2042
01:29:15,865 --> 01:29:19,502
because I just wanna
get back to the Gospel.

2043
01:29:35,952 --> 01:29:39,321
♪ Your love is overwhelming ♪

2044
01:29:39,354 --> 01:29:44,359
♪ Your love is overwhelming ♪

2045
01:29:45,962 --> 01:29:49,932
♪ It's only you and me here ♪

2046
01:29:49,966 --> 01:29:53,603
♪ And your love
is overwhelming ♪

2047
01:29:53,636 --> 01:29:58,641
♪ Your love is overwhelming ♪

2048
01:30:00,443 --> 01:30:03,980
♪ I can barely breathe here ♪

2049
01:30:04,013 --> 01:30:07,517
♪ I'm livin' in awe ♪

2050
01:30:07,550 --> 01:30:11,319
♪ 'Cause you don't
need me at all ♪

2051
01:30:11,353 --> 01:30:14,857
♪ But you couldn't
love me more ♪

2052
01:30:14,891 --> 01:30:18,494
♪ You couldn't love me more ♪

2053
01:30:18,528 --> 01:30:22,098
♪ You couldn't love me more ♪

2054
01:30:22,131 --> 01:30:23,599
♪ You couldn't love me more ♪

2055
01:30:23,633 --> 01:30:27,335
- Love you, honey.
- Love you too.

2056
01:30:27,369 --> 01:30:28,070
Guy.

2057
01:30:28,104 --> 01:30:30,338
It was good seeing you.

2058
01:30:30,372 --> 01:30:32,441
It was weird seeing you.

2059
01:30:33,543 --> 01:30:35,411
I'm sorry I never told you.

2060
01:30:35,444 --> 01:30:37,345
You did the right thing.

2061
01:30:37,379 --> 01:30:38,981
- She's great.
- Yeah.

2062
01:30:40,416 --> 01:30:42,118
Can't wait to see what your
church does for Christmas.

2063
01:30:42,151 --> 01:30:43,386
Really.

2064
01:30:43,419 --> 01:30:44,854
Bye, honey.

2065
01:30:44,887 --> 01:30:47,423
Call me when you get home.

2066
01:30:48,658 --> 01:30:49,759
Guy?

2067
01:30:51,494 --> 01:30:52,395
Well, get a load of that.

2068
01:30:52,428 --> 01:30:54,430
- Inspiring, though.
- Such an inspiring-

2069
01:30:54,463 --> 01:30:55,631
- I don't think I've seen him

2070
01:30:55,665 --> 01:30:58,134
do something like
that for years.

2071
01:31:05,474 --> 01:31:06,475
Hey, Chad.

2072
01:31:07,476 --> 01:31:09,745
Thank you so much for...

2073
01:31:09,779 --> 01:31:12,615
I don't even know,
just being here.

2074
01:31:12,648 --> 01:31:15,151
Well, it's my
privilege, Ms. Carla.

2075
01:31:15,184 --> 01:31:16,452
It's what I do.

2076
01:31:20,189 --> 01:31:22,391
He's a weird dude,

2077
01:31:22,425 --> 01:31:23,526
but in a good way.

2078
01:31:23,559 --> 01:31:25,528
What's his deal?

2079
01:31:25,561 --> 01:31:26,495
I don't know.

2080
01:31:26,529 --> 01:31:27,597
Let's ask him.

2081
01:31:27,630 --> 01:31:29,498
Hey, Chad, what's your-

2082
01:31:31,667 --> 01:31:32,735
- Chad?

2083
01:31:36,472 --> 01:31:40,476
Silly smoke machine's
clogged again.

2084
01:31:40,509 --> 01:31:42,511
Yeah, he's a weird dude.

2085
01:31:42,545 --> 01:31:44,013
I'm hungry.

2086
01:31:44,046 --> 01:31:45,514
Me too.

2087
01:31:45,548 --> 01:31:47,450
- Let's grab a bite, huh?
- Let's eat!

2088
01:31:51,087 --> 01:31:51,954
Hey, Tino!

2089
01:31:51,988 --> 01:31:52,788
I wasn't doing...

2090
01:31:52,822 --> 01:31:53,723
What, what?

2091
01:31:53,756 --> 01:31:54,457
We're gonna go eat.

2092
01:31:54,490 --> 01:31:55,925
You wanna come?

2093
01:31:55,958 --> 01:31:58,060
Sure, if that's okay?

2094
01:31:58,094 --> 01:31:59,095
Yeah, it'll be great.

2095
01:31:59,128 --> 01:31:59,962
Come on.

2096
01:31:59,996 --> 01:32:01,097
Sweet!

2097
01:32:01,130 --> 01:32:02,198
Dad, we're going out.

2098
01:32:02,231 --> 01:32:03,432
You hungry?

2099
01:32:03,466 --> 01:32:04,500
I've never turned down a meal.

2100
01:32:04,533 --> 01:32:05,968
♪ I'm goin' ♪

2101
01:32:06,002 --> 01:32:07,503
♪ I'm gonna go eat ♪

2102
01:32:07,536 --> 01:32:09,205
♪ We're gonna go eat together ♪

2103
01:32:09,238 --> 01:32:11,073
♪ We're gonna eat ♪

2104
01:32:11,107 --> 01:32:12,041
♪ We're gonna eat ♪

2105
01:32:12,074 --> 01:32:12,875
Nice fog!

2106
01:32:12,909 --> 01:32:13,976
♪ We're gonna eat ♪

2107
01:32:14,010 --> 01:32:14,810
♪ Let's go ♪

2108
01:32:14,844 --> 01:32:15,778
♪ We're gonna eat ♪

2109
01:32:15,811 --> 01:32:18,180
♪ And Guy's gonna buy me food ♪

2110
01:32:44,707 --> 01:32:46,609
Oh, dear.

2111
01:32:56,585 --> 01:32:59,021
Who says Christians
aren't funny?

2112
01:32:59,055 --> 01:33:01,257
Christians have
always been funny,

2113
01:33:01,290 --> 01:33:02,124
just not on purpose.

2114
01:33:03,292 --> 01:33:07,129
♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪

2115
01:33:07,163 --> 01:33:10,833
♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪

2116
01:33:10,866 --> 01:33:14,070
♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪

2117
01:33:14,103 --> 01:33:17,840
♪ His truth is marching on ♪

2118
01:33:17,873 --> 01:33:21,644
♪ His truth is marching on ♪

2119
01:33:22,912 --> 01:33:24,046
♪ Hey ♪

2120
01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:26,615
♪ If you're lookin'
for perfect ♪

2121
01:33:26,649 --> 01:33:28,884
♪ If you're lookin' for love ♪

2122
01:33:28,918 --> 01:33:31,520
♪ If you want somebody perfect ♪

2123
01:33:31,554 --> 01:33:34,590
♪ There's only ever been one ♪

2124
01:33:34,623 --> 01:33:36,759
♪ I'm not that guy ♪

2125
01:33:36,792 --> 01:33:39,628
♪ No, I'm not that guy ♪

2126
01:33:39,662 --> 01:33:42,164
♪ I'll never be that guy ♪

2127
01:33:42,198 --> 01:33:44,967
♪ Lift up your eyes ♪

2128
01:33:45,001 --> 01:33:46,836
♪ I'm just forgiven ♪

2129
01:33:46,869 --> 01:33:48,104
♪ And I'm livin' ♪

2130
01:33:48,137 --> 01:33:50,306
♪ In the light of perfect love ♪

2131
01:33:50,339 --> 01:33:53,576
♪ I got my reasons
to believe in ♪

2132
01:33:53,609 --> 01:33:58,614
♪ And a God who covers
us with perfect love ♪

2133
01:34:00,850 --> 01:34:05,855
♪ His perfect love ♪

2134
01:34:06,856 --> 01:34:09,125
♪ If you've ever
been abandoned ♪

2135
01:34:09,158 --> 01:34:11,327
♪ If you've ever been hurt ♪

2136
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:14,096
♪ There's someone
who understands it ♪

2137
01:34:14,130 --> 01:34:17,133
♪ And always loves
you like he should ♪

2138
01:34:17,166 --> 01:34:19,602
♪ I'm not that guy ♪

2139
01:34:19,635 --> 01:34:22,338
♪ No, I'm not that guy ♪

2140
01:34:22,371 --> 01:34:24,907
♪ I'll never be that guy ♪

2141
01:34:24,940 --> 01:34:27,843
♪ Lift up your eyes ♪

2142
01:34:27,877 --> 01:34:30,780
♪ I'm just forgiven
and I'm livin' ♪

2143
01:34:30,813 --> 01:34:32,982
♪ In the light of perfect love ♪

2144
01:34:33,015 --> 01:34:36,152
♪ I've got my reasons
to believe in ♪

2145
01:34:36,185 --> 01:34:41,190
♪ And a God who covers
us with perfect love ♪

2146
01:34:43,359 --> 01:34:48,564
♪ His perfect love ♪

2147
01:34:49,331 --> 01:34:50,666
♪ Whoo ♪

2148
01:34:50,699 --> 01:34:52,868
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪
♪ Come on ♪

2149
01:34:52,902 --> 01:34:55,604
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪
♪ Everybody ♪

2150
01:34:55,638 --> 01:34:58,340
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2151
01:34:58,374 --> 01:35:01,010
♪ The search is over ♪
♪ Whoo ♪

2152
01:35:01,043 --> 01:35:03,746
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪
♪ Come on ♪

2153
01:35:03,779 --> 01:35:06,215
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪
♪ Everybody ♪

2154
01:35:06,248 --> 01:35:09,051
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪
♪ Whoo ♪

2155
01:35:09,085 --> 01:35:10,387
♪ The search is over ♪

2156
01:35:10,420 --> 01:35:11,887
♪ If you're lookin'
for perfect ♪

2157
01:35:11,921 --> 01:35:13,322
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2158
01:35:13,355 --> 01:35:14,391
♪ If you're lookin' for love ♪

2159
01:35:14,424 --> 01:35:15,758
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2160
01:35:15,791 --> 01:35:17,126
♪ If you want somebody perfect ♪

2161
01:35:17,159 --> 01:35:18,327
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2162
01:35:18,360 --> 01:35:20,930
♪ There's only ever been one ♪

2163
01:35:20,963 --> 01:35:22,865
♪ I'm just forgiven ♪

2164
01:35:22,898 --> 01:35:26,635
♪ And I'm living in the
light of perfect love ♪

2165
01:35:26,669 --> 01:35:30,407
♪ A perfect love ♪
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2166
01:35:30,440 --> 01:35:33,008
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪
♪ His perfect love ♪

2167
01:35:33,042 --> 01:35:35,678
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2168
01:35:35,711 --> 01:35:38,380
♪ The search is over ♪
♪ His perfect love ♪

2169
01:35:38,415 --> 01:35:40,816
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2170
01:35:40,850 --> 01:35:43,652
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2171
01:35:43,686 --> 01:35:46,355
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2172
01:35:46,389 --> 01:35:48,791
♪ The search is over ♪

2173
01:35:48,824 --> 01:35:51,026
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2174
01:35:51,060 --> 01:35:55,731
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪
♪ Lift your eyes up ♪

2175
01:35:55,764 --> 01:35:58,801
♪ To perfect love ♪

2176
01:35:58,852 --> 01:36:00,461
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