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[airplane flying]
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[protagonist] I'm going to tell you the
story, about how I met someone remarkable.
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[pilot] We would like to
welcome you to Savanna.
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The temperature on the ground is 70 degrees,
and the local time is...
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[background music]
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[protagonist] I'd just flown
in for a job interview.
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I had already
prepaid for my come-pick car,
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when the rental place
had a water main break.
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[phone voice] I'm sorry sir, we are going
to have to cancel your reservation.
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[protagonist] The car rental lot had flooded.
I didn't have time for this.
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I was already running a little late,
and I was trying to remember my answers
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to all the pre-interview
questions I'd practiced,
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so I had them drop me
off at the closest place.
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Excuse me, can you pull over?
Excuse me.
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[protagonist] Then suddenly,
I was standing in front of her.
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[Susan] Thank y o u for
choosing Savanna Car Rentals.
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How can I help...
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[protagonist] I can't remember
which one of us smiled first.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I just want to get a car.
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Okay.
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That's me, yeah.
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July 10th?
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I'm May 10th.
What are the chances?
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[protagonist] Actually, the chances
are one in 30, but that didn't matter.
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We both could
feel something happening.
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Cool.
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[protagonist] By the end of my
first four hours in Savanna,
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I had a job,
and more importantly,
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I had a date.
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A little less than a year
later, we were married,
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and to think, it all happened because
some guy working for Savanna Water
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forgot to regulate the pressure.
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[laughter]
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[Nate] Every time,
I think we should remodel.
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- [Susan] I speak up and say, "We have to go to Paris."
- Great, then let's go to Paris.
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And then I wake up the next morning,
and say, "we have to remodel".
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- [laughter]
- We've been trying to decide
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if we want to put
in a new pool in the backyard,
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or take that trip to Cabo.
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I'm very glad that we decided
that we are going to do the pool.
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Honey, I thought
we decided on Cabo?
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Yes, right.
No, we are going to Cabo.
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- [Jan] We are going to Cab o.
- [Dan] Brain fart. Wow.
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- [doorbell rings]
- That must be Katie and Chuck.
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There are the wines.
She's white, he's red.
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- Hi.
- [cries]
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Katie, are you okay?
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- Where's Chuck?
- [cries]
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That's why all these jobs are moving to
Florida and Texas. There's no state income tax.
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- [Dan] A part of me has always wanted to live in Texas.
- All those tornadoes,
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it's so dangerous.
- Then, how about Florida?
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Florida is great.
It's right next door.
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Well, they have a lot of hurricanes...
It's... [chuckles]
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Not to mention the humidity.
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- It's...
- [Katie cries]
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We were supposed to go
to Florida this summer.
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His sister's getting married.
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We have the plane tickets
already, and the hotel, and my...
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My... bridesmaid's dress,
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and he even said,
it was going to be like our second honeymoon.
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But then he screwed
a girl he met online.
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Katie, would you like
to lie down or...
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Guys, I'm fine.
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[sighs]
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I'm going to be
a divorce wedding planner.
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That's great.
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More Syrah, anyone?
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- [Jan] Yes.
- [Dan] Yes.
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[Sabrina] Yes, okay.
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[Dan] Jan might have some Xanax.
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Steve and Sabrina
just liked our photo.
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[smirks] - They just said,
where's their invite?
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- I've always liked them.
- Yes, they are nice. We haven't seen them in a while.
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We should invite them
to the next barbecue.
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Maybe we can have a cookout competition.
He's always bragging about his brisket.
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- It's not that good.
- No, it's too dry.
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- No way.
- What?
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Chuck just changed
his status to single.
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- He did?
- Yes.
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Well, that is disgusting.
You should unfriend him.
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- No, okay.
- It's up to you.
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Only do it if it's
what you really want.
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[background music]
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[Colin] If we go, I'll buy
you the first three rounds.
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- If he doesn't go, you owe me.
- [Jake] I could take that.
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- Prove me right, Nate.
- No, prove me wrong.
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We've got an extra ticket
for the game tonight.
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He thinks if we
offered to you, you won't go.
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- He thinks you will.
- It's the first three rounds on the winner.
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- Guys, I can't.
- [laughter] There it is.
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- Victory.
- I would love to, but I can't. Tonight, I've got plans...
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Susan, steak, chips,
game shows waiting at home?
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[laughs] That was last night actually.
No, tonight's remodeling shows.
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Susan and I are re-doing the new bathroom.
She'd kill me if I missed it,
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but I'll go
with you guys next time.
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You realize you tell us that
every single week, right?
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Look, it's cool. Just tell us you'd
rather go home and hang with your wife.
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- We'll stop asking.
- No, it's just... If I start going out on a guys' night,
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then she'll start going on girls nights,
and then before you know it,
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I'm only going to
see her on the weekends.
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- And that's wrong because?
- Weekends are for projects.
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- Projects?
- Yes, mowing the lawn, painting the trim, building a new deck.
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Look, Susan and I made a commitment
to make our commitment work,
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- and you know what that takes?
- Masochistic guilt?
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No, it takes commitment.
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When you guys find
the right relationship,
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you'll love that commitment.
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No, man, you're right.
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You're right. I mean, we are
just gonna go to the game,
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we're going to get hammered, we're going
to probably embarrass ourselves...
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- Yes.
- ...in front of some coeds.
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But you, you'd rather go home to your wife.
That's amazing.
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- Yes.
- Seriously, man.
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- You're kind of lucky.
- I tell myself that every day.
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[voice on tv] Just to clean down these walls.
Free it up from all the...
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That is a great idea f o r
a backsplash. What do you think?
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I don't know. What do you think?
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- Maybe.
- Yes, maybe.
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- L o ve you.
- Love you, too.
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[Dan] Well, we want to do the infinity
pool because it looks amazing, but...
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[doorbell rings] - Grab your glasses.
He's Riesling, she's champagne.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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I can't eat it.
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I thought you loved cheesecake?
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I do, but I made
a deal with Deborah.
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She stops using her passive-aggressive
manipulation to make me go visit her mother,
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and I lose ten pounds.
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Well, eh,
commitment takes compromise.
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No, it takes ignorance.
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- What's this?
- Some event the city's hosting.
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They're looking for a design
for the new concert hall.
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- Cool, are you g o ing?
- Christ.
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I wish, but I've got
Deborah's third annual
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organic guacamole competition that she
hosts every year with her sisters.
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- That sounds fun.
- Yes, if you don't have a dick.
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You should go to that though. They have
free food, free booze, and who knows,
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you might even get
inspired to design something.
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- Right.
- [phone buzzing]
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It's the wife.
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Time to compromise.
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- Hey.
- Hey, I left some frosting off the list this morning,
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so can you pick some up?
It's in aisle three, next to the flour.
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Yes, but frosting for what?
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I told Dan and Jan that we
would bring a cake on Friday.
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- Nate?
- Yes, sorry.
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Do we really want to go to that?
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I mean, it's just to celebrate the first
day of construction on the new pool.
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- What else w o uld we d o?
- Well, I was thinking,
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the city is hosting this event to find
architects to design the new concert hall
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and, I don't know, I thought
it sounded like it could be fun.
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[car alarms]
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- Susan?
- Yes. No, I mean, we could go,
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but last time we went to one of those
things you were bored out of your mind
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and you made me promise
that we would never go again.
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Besides, we already told
Dan and Jan we would be there.
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You know what?
It was unbearable.
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Intolerable, but it's up to you.
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I'll only do it
if it's what you really want.
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[car alarms]
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- [door closes]
- [Nate] Hello.
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- [Susan cries]
- [Nate] Susan?
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- What's wrong?
- [Susan] It just hit me, okay?
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This wave of emotion,
this feeling
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and I don't know
how to describe it,
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but every part of me realize
that every part of me is just...
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Unhappy?
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Miserable.
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Miserable?
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Miserable?
How is that even possible?
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One minute I'm on the phone and we're debating
what to do Friday night and then the next,
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you tell me that you're miserable.
How the fuck is that even possible?
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It just is, okay?
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No, no, listen to me.
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Let's talk about this.
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What can we do?
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What can I do to fix this?
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I wish I knew.
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[soft music]
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[protagonist] I really think I just
needed to put this all in perspective.
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[door slams]
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I mean, what marriage didn't
have a little bump in the road?
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A hill to climb.
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I figured that when our friends
heard about this Friday night,
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they'd cut the cake
and toast to Nate's night out.
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- Good morning.
- Oh my. Nate, what the hell are you doing?
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I just thought we could talk.
I brought us some coffee.
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Okay, but don't just
barge in on me when I'm naked.
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What are you talking about?
I've seen you naked a thousand times.
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I don't get
what the big deal is.
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Look, we're having some issues
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and I don't want
to complicate things.
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I don't have any issues.
You said you were unhappy. I'm not unhappy.
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- I love our life, our marriage, getting to sleep in my own bed.
- I know.
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- I feel different, okay?
- Different?
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Better.
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- What do you mean, better?
- What do you think I mean?
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Do you want me to lie to you?
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Maybe.
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But the fourth wife,
she was a real looker.
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We both got our
money's worth on that one.
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So, do you think you, uh,
could ever get married again?
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No. No, no, no, no.
I don't think so. I'm...
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I'm so unlucky.
If it were raining pussies,
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the one that would land on my head
would have a dick already in it.
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All right, moving on.
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Ed, how about you, any movement
with your action items this week?
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Yes. I finally got rid of that
hyphen at the end of my name,
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so I'm no longer Ed Smith-Myers.
I'm just Ed Smith.
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Congratulations, Ed.
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You're making real progress.
I'm proud of you.
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Nate, how about you?
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Would you like
to share with the group?
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Hi, I'm Nate.
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I just came
to check this out because
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American Voices
is finished for this season,
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so I had a little bit
of extra time this week.
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I don't really
know what I'm doing here.
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[typing on keyboard]
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[computer beeps]
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[customer] I know, I got really lucky,
I was able to get an earlier flight.
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It means we can definitely make
it to Peter and Penny's potluck.
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Yes, yes,
I'll pick up a bottle of Syrah.
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You look like the expert.
Are the waffles here any good?
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Are the waffles here any go o d?
Yes, yes, they're okay.
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I had better. My wife actually
makes really good waffles.
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Wholegrain, soy milk, egg whites and
we only use grade A maple syrup,
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medium amber in the little
maple leaf bottle from Vermont.
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Susan has this way of pouring the
maple syrup into every other square,
231
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,387
there's never too much
but never too little.
232
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:26,271
She would even take the butter out of the
fridge an hour before we ate so it softens,
233
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,945
then when it hits the top of the waffle,
it just melts in every direction.
234
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,447
I bet you can't
wait to get home.
235
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:45,795
[knocks]
236
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,591
[Dan] I placed the Blueridge mountain,
the problem is we got to use it.
237
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,418
- [Jan] We go back and forth and I say...
- Hey, Nate.
238
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,676
- [Jan] I have to go to Asheville and he says...
- [Dan] How's it going?
239
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,383
- I feel like it's been a while.
- Yes, it has, hasn't it?
240
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,470
We cannot decide. [laughs]
241
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:07,607
Nate, what a surprise.
242
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,269
Yes, it is a surprise, isn't it?
243
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:15,825
You're having a dinner party with all
our friends as if nothing even happened.
244
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,527
- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm really good.
245
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,079
Thanks f o r asking.
I'm getting along just swell.
246
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,374
I'm really glad that you're making
good use of our time apart.
247
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,248
The space that you wanted so bad
is treating you well. Then hey,
248
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,623
- it's just shits and giggles here at my expense, isn't it?
- It's not like that,
249
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,213
- let's just go upstairs and talk.
- Holy shit.
250
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,843
Is that the new 65-inch 4K HDTV
with crystal clear pixilation,
251
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,721
the one that I wanted to get
instead of redoing the bathroom?
252
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:45,270
[Nick] Okay, the rocking ribs
253
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:50,476
are ready to be tasted.
Who wants some more pinot?
254
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:56,532
Oh. Hey, how's it going?
I'm Nick. Good to meet you.
255
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:03,201
- What's your name?
- My name is Nate Brown.
256
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,706
- Nate Brown.
- It's on the mail that comes here. It's on the cable bill.
257
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,148
- Nate, can we please just talk about this...
- You know what?
258
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,040
It's really not the fact that you're
screwing my wife that bothers me,
259
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,093
because honestly, that I
could get over, but Susan,
260
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,050
if y o u're going to let this guy
wear my "kiss the cook" apron,
261
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,849
use my dripless basting brush and
cook in my 44-inch combo grill,
262
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,599
then I'm sorry, but you're
nothing but a filthy whore.
263
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,056
[door slams]
264
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,814
I'm just having a really hard time
adjusting to everything right now.
265
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,692
- Hard, h o w?
- Well...
266
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:40,150
I... I just feel like my whole
life is turned upside down, right?
267
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,953
And I don't know
where to start, you know.
268
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,454
I'm also dealing with some
pretty big issues at the moment
269
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,753
like not being allowed back into my
own house that I bought and paid for.
270
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,129
But then, there's also like the little things
that bother me even more than being homeless.
271
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,927
Like I passed our Thai
food place the other night.
272
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,882
We loved Thai food,
it was our favorite and every time we'd go,
273
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,889
I would get the chicken skewers and she would
get the garlic beef and then we'd share.
274
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,104
And it's like...
275
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,724
What the fuck
am I supposed to do now?
276
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,485
I mean, I can't get both.
277
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,696
Hey.
278
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,279
It's just
going to take some time.
279
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,656
How long have
you been coming here?
280
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,453
15 years.
281
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,458
I would've gone to Paris.
282
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:38,421
No, she remodels.
283
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,845
[Katie] Nate?
284
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,806
Nate Brown.
285
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:50,095
It's Katie, Katie Franco,
286
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:55,066
- used to be Hamilton.
- Oh, Katie.
287
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,270
Katie, hi!
288
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,196
What the hell happened to you?
289
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,070
I'll take that as a compliment.
290
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:06,654
And you look
like you always did.
291
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:10,582
Really? Because half of me
is divorcing the other half.
292
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,752
- Aw, you too?
- M-hm.
293
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,165
So, what are you up to now?
294
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,673
You still helping the betrothed
march to their emotional death?
295
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,879
- God, no.
- Really?
296
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,385
That... that was your life.
You lived for it.
297
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,719
No, I had what could
be innocently described
298
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,306
as a complete fucking meltdown
where I lost my cool on a customer
299
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,892
to the point where
they called off the engagement.
300
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,652
Probably good you quit.
301
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,277
Are you kidding? It was
like the best day of my life.
302
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,984
I... suddenly felt
empowered and inspired
303
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,412
and it allowed me to shed the past
and take hold of my own life.
304
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,790
I thought from that moment on
305
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,167
of my breakup as my wakeup,
306
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:02,251
as the moment in my life when
I said, "I am my own person.
307
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:06,305
I'm not just half of Katie
and Chuck. I'm Katie Franco."
308
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,885
and the fun of the single thing is starting
over. Don't commiserate, celebrate.
309
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,516
- What is there to celebrate?
- You.
310
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,723
Your newfound freedom,
your independence.
311
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,434
- The new life you're about to embark on.
- Celebrate being single?
312
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,240
My... my marriage
was everything to me.
313
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:29,161
Operative word: Was.
You got to start living in the now.
314
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,158
- Fuck the past.
- Fuck the past?
315
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,198
- Seize your future.
- Carpe diem?
316
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,330
Listen, you guys
planned a wedding, right?
317
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,255
That was just one big party.
Why don't you throw another one?
318
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,916
I don't know,
I guess I could try.
319
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,257
I just don't know if I could pull it off.
Seems like a lot to celebrate just moi.
320
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,307
Who else would
you rather celebrate?
321
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:57,473
Well, listen.
Call me if you need me.
322
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,432
I'm back to being an accountant.
323
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,269
Taxes after
a divorce can be a bit tricky.
324
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,077
[typing on keyboard]
325
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,288
Cele...
326
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,947
...brate.
327
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:23,332
7:00 p.m.
328
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,346
[Susan]
This is so out of character.
329
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:37,555
I'm honestly surprised
he came up with it himself.
330
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,730
Really? You think?
331
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:44,653
If that was my ex-husband,
I... I would sabotage the party
332
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:48,406
and make a complete ass out of him in
front of all of his loser friends.
333
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,781
Hypothetically
speaking, you know.
334
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:56,036
[laughs] Jan loves
her little hypotheticals.
335
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,833
- You know, I just... Throwing a party is hard.
- It's tough.
336
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:03,664
It's not just buying a six-pack
and serving some onion dip,
337
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,091
it's... it's a lot more,
you know.
338
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:09,545
I always planned who's
coming and what we would serve
339
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,675
and where they
would sit, you know?
340
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,099
I always made him
feel like he was involved.
341
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,304
Yeah, he always had those amazing
syrupy sweet and spicy ribs.
342
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:23,517
- Seriously? It was seriously not syrupy.
- Misspoke.
343
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:29,198
And if I hadn't added white pepper to
the rub, it would have been bland.
344
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:33,823
And if I didn't constantly baste the ribs,
it would've burned.
345
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:38,829
If I didn't serve merlot, he
would've served chardonnay, so.
346
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:42,627
- That would not have gone...
- You can't do that.
347
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,579
After the term alimony?
348
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,671
Permanent alimony.
349
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:55,428
Her pension contribution
entitlement, her car insurance.
350
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,767
Her healthcare coverage.
351
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,598
I see 17% of my salary.
352
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,268
One-seven.
353
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,527
No wonder I feel 83% like shit.
354
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,119
The irony?
355
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:22,872
Before our first date,
I dreamed of fucking her
356
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,332
and now she's fucking me.
357
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,086
Right up the ass.
358
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:37,216
Okay. Uh...
359
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,973
Anyone else have
anything they'd like to add?
360
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,352
I have something.
361
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,521
Uhm...
362
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:53,440
I was actually trying to think about
this divorce thing in a whole new way.
363
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,492
So instead of
feeling like shit about it,
364
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,822
I decided why not have a party?
365
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:05,877
I'm... I'm sorry,
why not have a what?
366
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,499
A divorce party.
367
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,547
Nate...
368
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:15,174
I... I think
that might be misdirecting
369
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:17,756
some of the pain
that you're feeling.
370
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:21,685
Yeah, why would
you want to do that?
371
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,478
I mean, you could think
about it any way you want,
372
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:28,274
but you'd still be broadcasting
your failure to the world.
373
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:32,354
We come in here to share
our lives with each other,
374
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,735
but we keep it in this room.
375
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,400
You want to share your
misery with the world?
376
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:42,114
Fine, but for me,
I... I'd rather be safe in here,
377
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,580
than deal with
what's going on out there.
378
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:51,290
[radio playing]
379
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,585
I need to understand how I,
380
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,467
a guy that I think
is pretty normal, not offensive,
381
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:03,097
only rarely loses his temper in public,
only has one guest attending his party.
382
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,353
- What party?
- The divorce party.
383
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,353
The one that you RSVP'd to?
384
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,730
Oh, yeah. Here it is.
385
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:16,690
Well, first of all,
I RSVP yes to every invite.
386
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,572
It doesn't mean I'm going, it
means that you think I'm going.
387
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:23,622
So for the next week, if I see you at spin
class, you don't think I'm lame for saying no.
388
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,124
Then, about an hour
before the party starts,
389
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,044
I send you an email with
something along the lines of,
390
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:33,248
"Oh my God,
I'm so sorry I can't make it.
391
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,208
But do a sh o t f o r me.
Love you. Katie."
392
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,215
So you weren't coming either?
393
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,799
No, of course not.
394
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:44,434
- Okay.
- Listen, Nate. I don't know what to tell you.
395
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:48,013
You decided to throw a party and now you're
realizing that without your marriage,
396
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,315
no one feels obligated
to show up just for you.
397
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:51,607
Why not?
398
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,290
Because you used to be half of something
and now you're all of nothing.
399
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,904
- Don't you think that's kind of your fault?
- Oh, my fault?
400
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:03,286
Yeah. I mean, you gave me the whole,
"Don't commiserate, celebrate" speech.
401
00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,989
Nate, please.
Look at your invite.
402
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:09,827
Chips and dip at the Savannah Inn
Express isn't a party, it's pathetic.
403
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:15,124
- I got the Double Deluxe Suite.
- Nate, if you want to have a successful divorce party,
404
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,299
- y o u got to treat this as if...
- As if what?
405
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:20,424
As if it was
as important as your wedding.
406
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,553
Okay. Look, if I had 30 grand to
spend, I'd throw something cool,
407
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,049
- but I don't have that kind of money.
- Are you telling me
408
00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:30,017
your new life is only worth a bag of
tortilla chips and a jar of salsa?
409
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:31,973
Because that's what I'm hearing.
410
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,481
Okay, think about it. If you
were getting married somehow,
411
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:40,282
you and your over-eager bride would find the
money to flaunt your new life together, right?
412
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,242
Why don't you throw it for me?
413
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,789
What?
414
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,243
I mean, you love doing that.
You lived for it.
415
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:52,461
No.
416
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,248
What I lived for
was a feeling, you know?
417
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:01,761
The rush of making a memory that could
maybe carry somebody through a lifetime.
418
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,681
Like...
419
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:07,551
I was creating a piece of art,
420
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,100
and I was the artist,
421
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,609
but that was the past.
422
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:19,065
Your specialty was sending
people off into the world,
423
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,273
with the memory
of the best day of their lives.
424
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,776
Help me have
a new best day of my life.
425
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,323
Make me a work of art.
426
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:29,740
Please?
427
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:41,050
Okay. If you can find
the money to pay my full fee
428
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,174
and allow me to plan something
with the bells and whistles
429
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:48,224
that keeps my former reputation
intact, then I'll do it.
430
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,020
Okay.
431
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,100
[optimistic music playing]
432
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:15,456
[door opens and closes]
433
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:29,466
- [Susan] Okay, are we good?
- [Nick] Okay. All right.
434
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:30,892
Look at that body.
435
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:41,486
[Nick moaning] Fuck, yeah.
436
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:46,278
[Nick] Ooh, yeah. Come on, baby.
437
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:51,367
[grunts and laughs]
438
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:54,619
Oh, Jesus Christ already!
439
00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,669
Nate! What the hell
are you doing here?
440
00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,542
Oh, my God.
I thought you'd be at work.
441
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:04,216
There must be some reason, some urgent
need that absolutely could not wait.
442
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,091
- Well, I need my tennis shoes.
- Your tennis shoes?
443
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,844
Yeah, I looked in the closet and
on the shoe rack and I just...
444
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:14,177
Yeah, dude, yeah
right behind my ab-roller.
445
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:17,013
Yeah.
446
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:20,350
Yes, little guy, huh?
447
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:22,481
He's...
448
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:27,156
Size eight and a half, right?
449
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:31,657
Nine and a half. [clears throat]
450
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:36,242
Yeah, thank you. Okay.
451
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:42,088
[Nate] There I was standing in front of my
soon to be ex and her buck naked boyfriend
452
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:46,885
and it was clear,
the ring meant absolutely nothing to her.
453
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:51,806
It was like she was void of that gush of
emotion that she had when I proposed.
454
00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:57,391
I spent weeks, months even
researching the stupid four C's:
455
00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:00,349
cut, color, clarity, and carat.
456
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:04,652
I organized a flash mob
for the perfect proposal.
457
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,196
I even hired dancers
to present the ring.
458
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:12,452
I mean, the fucking absurdity of
this invented tradition where men
459
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,654
have to bust their ass
460
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:19,455
and spend three months salary just
to express their undying devotion.
461
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:23,955
I mean, when
the hell did that start?
462
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:25,961
When men were stupid
enough to fall for it.
463
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,635
I don't know, maybe
I should just give it back.
464
00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:33,931
Well, the courts look at an engagement
ring as a promise of a marriage,
465
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:37,635
and that the bride fulfills that promise,
and your ex certainly did.
466
00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,722
It's supposedly hers,
free and clear.
467
00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:43,979
- You think I should return it?
- Hell no, it's a bullshit law.
468
00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:49,610
Hock that ring and you get as much
money for it as you can, fuck her.
469
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:58,660
This is the Bridal Bible,
all my girls used to get one.
470
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:04,212
It's the "how to" for the "I do" even if
we're celebrating the death of your marriage.
471
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:09,759
Since you've been lost in the
delusional fairy tale of marriage,
472
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:12,758
how about
something truly romantic?
473
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:15,807
Maybe even a mask party where
we reveal the new Nate Brown.
474
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,599
Hm? What do you think?
475
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,311
[Nate] I don't know.
476
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:32,153
How about this, you've got a sweeping
view of the water, what's not to love?
477
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:35,610
And we could even do maybe like,
a little spiritual cleansing in the river.
478
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,202
I don't know.
479
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:51,926
I thought this could be the perfect place
to be loud and proud about your new life.
480
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,430
What do you think?
481
00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:57,390
Maybe.
482
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:03,684
What about something
exotic like Indian food?
483
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:06,562
- We don't like Indian.
- What do you mean we?
484
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,318
I mean me.
485
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,778
- [Nick] That is bitching.
- [Susan] Yeah, and if I serve that,
486
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,780
everyone's going
to think I'm a huge a bitch.
487
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:21,456
Maybe, it's cushy.
488
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,578
It's cringe-worthy.
489
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:27,086
I don't want people to think that I
have all of this pent-up emotions,
490
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:30,005
this bitter pill that
I'm forcing them to swallow.
491
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:31,674
This looks like
a Halloween cake.
492
00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,093
Besides, no one even
likes white icing, do they?
493
00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:37,297
I mean, it's just a cake.
494
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,550
I set the seating at a 100.
495
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:45,935
We can always adjust up if we
need to or down for that matter.
496
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:50,109
I don't understand why we're working on a
seating chart when I don't have any guests yet.
497
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,781
- That's exactly my point.
- And it's valid, but I don't have anyone to invite.
498
00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:59,573
All of my so-called friends were just
bodies that would come over two by two
499
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:01,529
for bland wine
and safe conversation.
500
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,034
Trust me, I remember that.
501
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,663
Your revolving list
of couple friend guests.
502
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,837
Listen, it doesn't matter,
because I'm pretty sure
503
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:10,212
those people are going
to go to Susan's party anyways.
504
00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:15,544
Of course, she's having a party.
She lives for those things.
505
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:22,350
Exactly, so why don't you let her live
her life while you go define yours.
506
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,725
Go find some people
you actually want to be around.
507
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:30,065
[Colin] 39 trees, 39.
508
00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:32,269
It's got to have greenery.
509
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:38,316
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, man.
510
00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,822
Just wanted to see what you
guys were up to this weekend.
511
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:45,452
See If you wanted to have some brewskis
or tease some tail or something.
512
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:49,502
I'm sorry, tease some tail?
513
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,456
Yeah, you know,
go out and just...
514
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:55,007
Everything okay?
515
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,210
Yeah, yeah,
everything's fine. I'm fine.
516
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,967
- Well, better than fine.
- You don't have to lie.
517
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,390
I'm not, lie about what?
518
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,470
A guy's wife who's in my fantasy league,
who also take yoga with Jan,
519
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:10,932
who apparently attends your dinner parties,
told us that Susan kicked you out.
520
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,359
Why weren't we invited
to those dinner parties?
521
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,734
We're just... We're
working through some issues.
522
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,031
- She's divorcing you.
- That is one of the issues.
523
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,282
Look, those dinner parties
were boring. I was bored.
524
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,531
- You guys would have been bored.
- All right, look,
525
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:26,285
we see through
your little charade here.
526
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,832
Clearly, everything isn't
hunky dory in Brown manor
527
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:32,082
and now that there's no Susan,
I'd say you're a little
528
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,922
desperate to hang out with us.
529
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,841
Desperate? I'm not desperate.
530
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:43,135
- What do you think?
- We're going to that thing this weekend.
531
00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:48,812
[whispering]
532
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,063
- All right, look. Here's the deal, dude, no.
- No.
533
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,561
- Not in this condition.
- What condition?
534
00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,645
You're like a caged man
in the zoo of life,
535
00:35:56,863 --> 00:36:00,106
a sad little Panda cub that's
been protected behind bars,
536
00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:04,740
suckling milk from your mother's tits
and now, you don't have a mommy anymore.
537
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:09,164
Trust us, this is for your own safety.
If we put you into the wild, you'd be killed.
538
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,868
I can survive in the wild, okay?
539
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:13,328
I can be a tiger.
540
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:15,750
I can kill.
541
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,470
- Seth. Hey, man.
- Good to see you.
542
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,719
Heidi, what's up, baby?
Looking good.
543
00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:28,472
- Hey.
- Yo.
544
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:33,685
Alright.
545
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,528
Hi, just be cool, right? Mingle.
546
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,411
[background chattering]
547
00:36:55,588 --> 00:37:00,253
It's good to be out, you know,
on my own, solo, kicking it.
548
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:04,198
Not having to worry about what time I get
home tonight, so I can make some stupid
549
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,885
brunch plans in the morning,
do you know what that's like?
550
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:10,639
I mean, dude,
I spent so much time
551
00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:14,143
worrying about
Susan this, Susan that.
552
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:18,192
Trying to keep her happy for her to turn
around one day and tell me that she's unhappy.
553
00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:20,815
What the fuck is up with that?
554
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:24,482
[cheering]
555
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,597
I mean it's okay. At least I'm not one of those
guys that has to talk about it all the time.
556
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:29,987
- You know?
- All right, baby.
557
00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:32,573
Your turn to drink,
let's go, okay.
558
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,626
Chug, chug, chug.
559
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:39,421
[all] Chug, chug, chug.
560
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:42,966
- [cheers]
- Chug.
561
00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:45,761
I got you. [laughs]
562
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,683
Chad, badass rad Chad.
563
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,728
What's up, motherfucker?
564
00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:06,862
[sighs] Hey dude,
565
00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,692
all kidding aside,
566
00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:11,996
- you're a really awesome guy, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.
567
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:15,826
- Cool, man.
- I love you, buddy.
568
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,161
Hey, we should
hang out sometime.
569
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:23,333
What do you put in your hair,
too? How do you get it to...
570
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:27,841
- What do you mean hang out?
- I don't mean that in a gay way.
571
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:32,096
Like, I'm not trying to pick you up or
take you to like a homo bar or something.
572
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:37,271
Right, so if you were, you know, trying
to pick me up, would that be a bad thing?
573
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,940
No, that's what I'm saying.
574
00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:45,689
You're a really good
looking guy, but I'm not gay.
575
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:49,196
- You know, I feel bad for the gays, though.
- Oh, yeah?
576
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:53,029
Adopting children, and marriage
equality, and like...
577
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,578
Fuck marriage, man.
578
00:38:57,794 --> 00:39:00,036
It's bad enough being
married to the opposite sex,
579
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:03,339
why the fuck would you want
to be married to the same sex,
580
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:04,836
you know what I mean?
581
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:09,720
Sorry.
582
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,429
[door closes]
583
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,230
[Colin] Hey.
584
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:24,185
Hey, guys.
Do you guys want a drink?
585
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:27,442
- Fuck no, I don't want a drink.
- Why would you hit on Chad?
586
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:30,115
- Yeah, what were you thinking?
- What do you mean?
587
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,114
Oh, dude, come on. We're cool.
588
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:36,868
Hey, Chad, Chad,
do you want a drink?
589
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:41,160
- Watch, I got this.
- Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Yeah?
590
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,712
Listen, I don't know
who the hell you think you are,
591
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:47,363
but I think I speak for everyone here when I
tell you that it's time for you to go home.
592
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:54,931
[curtains being pulled]
593
00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:00,721
[Katie] I think you're in
serious need of inspiration.
594
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,853
- I think you need a date.
- A date?
595
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,310
Yes,
not a girlfriend, not a wife,
596
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,862
not someone
to help you plan everything.
597
00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:12,487
Just someone who might actually enjoy
your company during your divorce party.
598
00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,113
A date?
599
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:20,582
- At least I have one person coming.
- Exactly,
600
00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:23,786
maybe a little momentum will
help figure everything else out.
601
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,621
Where do you want me
to find somebody?
602
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:29,376
I don't know if y o u know, but
I'm not the best at socializing.
603
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:52,444
[music]
604
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:57,328
It's strange, really.
If the flood hadn't delayed my flight...
605
00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:01,241
I would have been bored sitting there at my
laptop looking at dating sites. [laughs]
606
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,995
I mean, what are the chances?
607
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,747
Tell me more about yourself.
608
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,797
Well, I've always
wanted to go to Ireland.
609
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:09,964
It just...
it looks so pristine online.
610
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:12,793
Which isn't t o say that I feel
the need to go jet-setting
611
00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:15,174
across the world all the time
or anything like that.
612
00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:18,554
I have this really
great couch at home.
613
00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,226
It's white. Shabby chic.
614
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:23,349
So comfortable for watching TV.
615
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:26,898
- It's just too big.
- Too big?
616
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,477
Yes. I mean,
whether it's on the couch...
617
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,483
- Or the beach...
- Or even on the moon...
618
00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:34,907
It's just not the same unless
someone's there by your side
619
00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:37,405
watching remodeling shows
with you.
620
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:40,867
- Do you like your job?
- It's a job. That's all it is, really.
621
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:45,998
I know I shouldn't feel that way
about my career, but I don't care.
622
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:49,250
I told them I don't
want to go into management.
623
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:51,252
Because I need time to live.
624
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:53,379
To nurture
the relationships in my life.
625
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:56,052
To find someone.
626
00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:05,437
- I want to bury it at the party.
- Want to get some
627
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:09,358
flowers and a tombstone for it also?
- I'm serious, Nick.
628
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:13,441
I want to do this.
I need to do this.
629
00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:16,319
I think it's going to be
really therapeutic, you know?
630
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,947
It will help me just
get rid of the ring for good.
631
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:21,779
- One final symbolic gesture.
- If you say so, baby.
632
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:27,501
- Makes sense, right?
- Yeah, it makes sense to you, it makes sense to me.
633
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,036
Great.
634
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:31,167
[music]
635
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,760
You've got to be kidding me.
636
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:42,049
What are you doing?
637
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,434
[turns video back on]
638
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,682
Reliving
the best day of my life.
639
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:50,642
Nate, the whole idea is to make your
divorce party your new best day.
640
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:53,273
I don't want a new best day.
I just want to lie here
641
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:55,445
until they find my corpse
fused to the comforter.
642
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:04,576
What? What do you want?
643
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:09,081
I hate to tell you,
but your bridal bible planning guide sucks.
644
00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:12,375
Finding a date was meant
to help me to get over Susan.
645
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,673
Every girl felt like
some kind of version of Susan,
646
00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:17,684
- except they weren't Susan. Now I can't stop thinking about...
- Susan?
647
00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:23,174
Jesus Christ. Enough with your
whole misery routine. It's tiring.
648
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:25,429
Then why was
everyone so much like her?
649
00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:27,102
Because of this.
650
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:32,816
- How did you get that?
- I hacked into your account.
651
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:36,816
- How do you know my password?
- It's Susan and the year you were married.
652
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:42,694
You said, "Willing to adjust your
life goals for the right person."
653
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:45,620
You prefer s o meone adverse
to breaking up after a year
654
00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:49,872
and are interested in exploring the
interest and hobbies of your next partner?
655
00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:52,248
So what? What's wrong with that?
656
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,463
If someone really likes cycling,
there's no problem
657
00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:56,961
with me taking time out
of my day to do that with them.
658
00:43:57,176 --> 00:44:00,010
They want to go on a cruise ship to Mexico,
then sure, why not?
659
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:03,635
- Something to do.
- Do you even like cycling? Or cruising?
660
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:07,343
That's not the point. It shows that I'm
willing to meet them in the middle.
661
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:11,522
Oh. Is that where you
want to live your life?
662
00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:12,813
In the middle?
663
00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:16,810
- Called compromise.
- No, it's called sacrifice.
664
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:19,021
Giving up who you are
to be someone you're not.
665
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,323
Sometimes that's what it takes.
666
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:24,151
That's why Susan and I worked
so well for all those years.
667
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,036
How's it working for you now?
668
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:41,169
Okay, throw it in.
669
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:44,505
- I don't want to.
- Do it.
670
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:48,468
- No.
- Nate.
671
00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:58,569
- Listen, I kn o w how this feels.
- No, you don't.
672
00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:09,780
I'm not as strong
as you think I am.
673
00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:14,331
I thought you got rid o f every
picture of you and Chuck?
674
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:21,504
Believe me, I know this is hard.
675
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,257
I know it better
than anyone else
676
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:29,141
because you're not just letting go of the
past, but you have to let go of the future too.
677
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,018
The future?
678
00:45:33,022 --> 00:45:36,015
The memories you've dreamed of
that you'll never share
679
00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:40,402
and the kids you won't know and the
Christmases you won't celebrate
680
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:46,863
and growing old together.
You have to say goodbye to all of it.
681
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:54,159
- Even if you know it was probably your fault.
- You don't blame Chuck?
682
00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:58,212
You know when people say, "It's not you,
it's me" and they're completely lying?
683
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:02,211
Well, it actually was me.
In trying to make our relationship perfect,
684
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:04,713
I completely suffocated him.
685
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,894
Come on, Nate. You can do this.
686
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,810
Start over.
687
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:41,872
And your wedding picture.
688
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,923
And your honeymoon picture.
689
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:06,104
And the picture you keep in
your wallet behind your license
690
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:09,025
next to the spare key that opens
the house that used to be yours.
691
00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:13,328
- How did you...
- You're like an addict. I had to search everything.
692
00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:24,924
Now, light it.
693
00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:57,957
[sighs]
694
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,916
[sighs]
695
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:03,912
[sighs]
696
00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:26,109
[Nate VO] As the memories
of my past burned away,
697
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:31,448
I couldn't help but wonder why
they've been so damn important to me.
698
00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:35,110
She was right all along.
699
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,784
Carpe diem.
700
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:42,709
The future holds
the memories of tomorrow
701
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,163
and I was ready
to experience every single one.
702
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:56,973
[Katie] Okay, so my whole plan for
tonight is that you're no longer Nate.
703
00:48:57,184 --> 00:49:00,302
- Who am I?
- You're going to choose an alter ego and role play.
704
00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:03,810
Trust me, this works. I used it
whenever my brides were really nervous
705
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:07,813
about their wedding. It breaks you out of
that shell and gives you that confidence
706
00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:11,070
that, frankly, you have
none of and desperately need.
707
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,656
So, who do you think
I should be?
708
00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:16,406
Whoever you want to be.
It doesn't matter,
709
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:21,081
but no matter who you choose to be, you have
to, and I mean have to, follow my two rules.
710
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:24,876
- Okay.
- You cannot break character and you cannot talk about Susan.
711
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:26,623
Susan who?
712
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,298
How are we
getting into this thing?
713
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:34,344
Didn't I tell you?
I RSVP to everything.
714
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,716
Thank you.
715
00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:40,345
Fromage.
716
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,313
Interesting.
717
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,650
What do you think?
718
00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:52,942
[with French accent]
It's quite clever.
719
00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:56,153
I took several classes
at the École des Beaux-Arts.
720
00:49:56,368 --> 00:49:59,702
Modernism,
post-modernism, the avant-garde.
721
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,331
How productive.
722
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:08,788
Well, well, you should know the
tales of the life I've lived.
723
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:12,670
Excuse me,
where in France are you from?
724
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,592
We're going to Cannes next year.
725
00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:16,378
Really?
726
00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:18,805
I thought we'd
settled on Copenhagen.
727
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:23,510
[clears throat]
I am from Normandy.
728
00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:25,436
Normandy?
729
00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:27,810
Oui, yes.
730
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,517
Have you... this painting here?
731
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:34,438
[woman] No, I haven't.
732
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:36,899
You see on the surface
733
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:40,861
Adam and Eve in a disrupted
Eden, is a familiar topic.
734
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,369
But if you Io o k at it,
there is no depth,
735
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,666
no soul, no character.
736
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,914
It is nothing more
than shock art.
737
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:54,170
Wow, very insightful.
738
00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:56,172
What do you think
of this painting?
739
00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:59,337
This one. Right there.
740
00:51:02,518 --> 00:51:07,730
This... This is...
741
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,648
- I'm...
- What?
742
00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:13,192
I am speechless.
743
00:51:14,321 --> 00:51:15,812
It's brilliant.
744
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:20,571
[man] Well, you should tell the
artist. He's right behind you.
745
00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:28,576
[woman] Excuse me, this lovely Frenchman
was just admiring the depth of your work.
746
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:31,878
- Yes, your painting...
- Do I know you from somewhere?
747
00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:36,583
Uh, no, no.
I don't think we've ever met.
748
00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:42,681
It is you.
You are the guy from the party.
749
00:51:42,891 --> 00:51:47,306
- No.
- What are you... what are you putting on some kind of accent?
750
00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:50,104
No, you're mistaken. I am...
751
00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,148
My name is Pierre.
752
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:53,645
Pierre Lumiere.
753
00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:56,148
No, I remember you, drunken ass.
754
00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:58,275
I remember the whole night.
755
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:02,234
So what? You make fun
of me in your native tongue,
756
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:05,116
then you thought, hey,
I want to track this guy down,
757
00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:08,665
put on some phony ass French accent
and want to fuck with me again?
758
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:13,917
Because I remember you droning on and
on and on about your ex-wife, right?
759
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,794
Stacey.
How Stacey broke up with you.
760
00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:19,126
How Stacey won't
return your calls,
761
00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:21,865
and how you're worried that Stacey's
going to find some other cock,
762
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:25,257
- and she's coming back...
- It's Susan, okay?
763
00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:28,347
- Her name is Susan.
- Susan?
764
00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:32,556
Sarah, Steve, who cares, huh?
765
00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:36,314
Then you mock me for being gay.
What the fuck is that?
766
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:39,612
- Maybe we should go.
- What? Are you gonna give me shit about my work now too,
767
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:42,190
- is that it?
- No, no.
768
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,409
- You're right about me.
- Yeah.
769
00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:47,863
I am stuck in my head
about my relationship
770
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:50,620
and the whole fucking thing and
the other night, I was a mess.
771
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:53,247
I barely even remember what
happened, but screw all that.
772
00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:55,374
Tonight's about you.
773
00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:57,455
It's about
appreciating your work.
774
00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:00,709
It's impressive.
775
00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:03,841
I really like this, man.
776
00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:08,801
The texture, the weight of it,
777
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,726
the simplicity...
778
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:14,063
It's moving.
779
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:17,441
You should be really proud.
780
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:21,233
You are an incredible artist.
781
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,565
I'm sorry for
782
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:27,319
bothering you. Come on.
783
00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:37,829
Okay, what do you think?
784
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:40,335
Does it look like
I'm going to a funeral?
785
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:44,135
Should I add like a pop of color
or something more casual?
786
00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:48,223
Nick, I need your help, okay?
Is this stunning or stupid?
787
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:50,471
I still have time
to take it back.
788
00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:55,351
It's black, right? It'll
go along with the whole thing.
789
00:53:56,442 --> 00:54:01,358
Okay. Well, even if that's the case,
could you just indulge me, please?
790
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,734
Is this costume or couture?
791
00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:09,903
- Uh, isn't it bad luck for me to see you in the dress?
- Nick, that's a wedding.
792
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,198
- This whole thing sort of feels like a wedding.
- What?
793
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:16,539
Babe, you're having a ring ceremony,
a cake, you're trying on a dress.
794
00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:18,356
The next thing I know you're
going to be asking me
795
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:20,246
to take you on some
post-divorce honeymoon.
796
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:27,845
Well, you know what? After all of this,
it would be nice to have a little getaway.
797
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,342
[background chattering]
798
00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,903
I was kind of surprised when you
said you wanted to meet for a drink.
799
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:49,568
Yeah, well, it's because I have to
do something that I really hate.
800
00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:51,619
What do you mean?
801
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,038
I got to give
someone else credit.
802
00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,491
The other night,
when you walked into my show.
803
00:54:58,045 --> 00:54:59,536
You really helped.
804
00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:02,088
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
805
00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:07,005
- I thought I ruined everything.
- No, not at all.
806
00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:11,427
You broke me out of my misery.
807
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:15,511
You know, so here I was bitter
because I wasn't in a relationship.
808
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,602
And then you spot my work,
809
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:23,981
and it speaks to you.
Truly, speaks to you.
810
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:29,362
When you shared that passion,
it became infectious.
811
00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:31,533
I meant what I said.
812
00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:33,194
Yeah, well.
813
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:37,241
Because of that,
I sold my first painting.
814
00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:39,701
- You did?
- Yeah, my first.
815
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,162
- Good for you.
- Thanks.
816
00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:45,499
I don't know, it just
made me think, man.
817
00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:48,630
And who cares,
my ex broke up with me, right?
818
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:53,636
For the first time
in a long time, I...
819
00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:59,062
felt like something more
than his boyfriend.
820
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:02,482
[Colin] Sorry. Sorry, we're late.
Jake didn't know his ass from his hand.
821
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:04,671
Woah, woah, woah. I thought
we told you no crashing.
822
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:08,154
- What are you doing here?
- No, relax, relax. I invited him.
823
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,401
- Y o u did?
- Yeah.
824
00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:11,152
He's getting the first round.
825
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,368
Right, Nate?
826
00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:16,242
[cheers]
827
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:17,913
[chants]
828
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:21,618
We play our cards right,
we close the bar down.
829
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:24,082
- [chants]
- Damn straight.
830
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,002
I'm going to let
my sorrows drown.
831
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:31,803
[chants] - Anybody needs to
call home to get a hall pass?
832
00:56:32,014 --> 00:56:33,471
[chants]
833
00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:39,719
Uh, no, I'm newly single,
834
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:44,854
- so nobody is watching my ass.
- [cheers]
835
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:49,904
- My wife loves when I go out so she can work on her novel.
- [chants]
836
00:56:50,115 --> 00:56:53,825
- Really, you don't have to go home and grovel?
- [chants]
837
00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:57,029
- I haven't had this much fun since... I don't know when.
- [chants]
838
00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:01,707
- Keep hanging with us, you'll find your zen.
- [chants]
839
00:57:01,877 --> 00:57:05,211
- Hey, I need one burger, one scotch, and one beer.
- [chants]
840
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:09,462
- What about a chardonnay from a stellar year.
- [chants]
841
00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:13,636
- I know before hanging with you guys, I was a pathetic dude.
- [chants]
842
00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:17,966
- But thanks to your help, I'm feeling renewed.
- [chants]
843
00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:22,270
- Well, congratulations and welcome to your new life.
- [chants]
844
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:26,566
- Should come and help me get over my ex-wife.
- [chants]
845
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:30,862
- That sounds like a party with no remorse.
- [chants]
846
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:36,193
Actually, I'm sending out
invites to celebrate my divorce.
847
00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:39,745
[cheers]
848
00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:53,461
- [phone buzzing]
- Hello.
849
00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:57,972
[Katie] Chapter 7 in the bridal bible,
squeezing sublimely into the wedding dress.
850
00:57:58,183 --> 00:58:00,015
We need you toned and tight.
851
00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:02,928
♪ No I will
852
00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:08,980
♪ Ever call me and no I will
853
00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:15,820
♪ Ever need me and no I will
854
00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:19,118
♪ Ever love me at all
855
00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:29,921
♪ No I will ever hurt me
856
00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:33,500
♪ And no I will
857
00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:40,011
♪ Ever desert me And no I will
858
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:45,437
♪ Ever leave me
859
00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:55,901
I'd like to register for the beer mug set,
the ping pong table
860
00:58:56,116 --> 00:59:00,952
and the 65-inch 4K Ultra HDTV with
crystal clear pure pixilation.
861
00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:04,156
If you can also throw in one of
the mini fridges for the bedroom,
862
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:06,457
I've kind of gotten used to it.
863
00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:08,000
Is this for a wedding?
864
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:12,039
No, it's for a divorce.
865
00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:14,294
[soft music]
866
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,513
I have a challenge for you.
867
00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:23,137
A challenge for me? Like
fixing you hasn't been enough.
868
00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:27,436
You have to say yes or no
before hearing the question.
869
00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:30,640
- That seems a little unfair.
- Oh, it's completely unfair.
870
00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:35,069
The odds are totally in
my favor. What's it going to be?
871
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,193
- I'm too tired for this.
- Yes or no?
872
00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:46,323
Yes. Fine, okay.
873
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:49,955
Now, can you end my misery and tell me
what horrible thing I just agreed to?
874
00:59:51,171 --> 00:59:53,584
A night on the town with me.
875
00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:57,296
We'll consider it a practice
date before I find a real date.
876
00:59:57,511 --> 01:00:00,504
Assuming you can even find someone
willing to hang out with you.
877
01:00:00,722 --> 01:00:02,133
Well, I just did, didn't I?
878
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:13,149
Look, I'm ready
for something new.
879
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,022
I mean look at me.
880
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,354
This is Susan's idea
of what I should look like.
881
01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:21,441
- [chuckles]
- And for example, my hair,
882
01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:25,779
she made an appointment for me every fourth
Saturday and every fourth Saturday, I would go.
883
01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:28,705
I get it, you're a blank canvas.
884
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:29,953
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
885
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:32,618
I need your help.
886
01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:35,956
Okay, I'll make some calls
887
01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:39,133
and put you in touch
with the right people, okay?
888
01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:40,835
Okay.
889
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:47,266
[Nate] I had no clue so many guys use
lowlights to offset the highlights
890
01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:49,639
so that the hair
looks darker and thicker.
891
01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,222
I never even thought
to do anything with my face.
892
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,932
I didn't exfoliate,
I didn't moisturize.
893
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:58,862
I just showered, shaved and maybe threw
some chap stick on when my lips cracked.
894
01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:04,026
And when Susan and I shopped,
we always bought clothes a little bigger
895
01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:06,907
so if I put on
a few pounds, they'd still fit.
896
01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:31,644
What the hell happened to you?
897
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:35,890
I take that as a compliment.
898
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:44,991
[laughs]
899
01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:48,570
Did you think of a name
for your signature cocktail yet?
900
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:51,823
I was thinking
the Tyrannosaurus-ex.
901
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:57,128
- The he-devil.
- [chuckles]
902
01:01:57,339 --> 01:02:00,047
- The obituary.
- [laughing]
903
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:04,002
- You're such a cunning linguist.
- [laughing]
904
01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:08,465
[announcing karaoke on stage]
905
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,064
[singing "Only the Lonely"]
906
01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:20,810
[laughing]
907
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,716
One dance.
908
01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:54,682
As your primary Svengali,
I'm telling you this is taking it too far.
909
01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:56,558
- I insist.
- I resist.
910
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:57,773
I persist.
911
01:02:57,857 --> 01:03:00,816
- Nathaniel.
- Katarina.
912
01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:06,738
["Only the Lonely" continues]
913
01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:10,423
[music fading]
914
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,768
Not bad for a first date.
915
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:24,354
I think this poor group
of divorcees would be proud.
916
01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:33,742
[sighs]
917
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,670
Well, I...
918
01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:51,460
I don't know.
919
01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:55,514
What do you mean you don't know?
920
01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:58,676
I... I don't know.
921
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,184
It's just so daring.
922
01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:11,985
- So you don't like it?
- No.
923
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:15,409
Nope. I love it.
924
01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:19,079
So what is it?
925
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,998
- Don't take this the wrong way.
- Okay.
926
01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:26,329
But I'm just
surprised and shocked
927
01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:31,714
that something so smart,
sophisticated and unique
928
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,012
actually came from you.
929
01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:56,196
I'm sorry, did I do something? You guys are
staring at me like I did something wrong.
930
01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:02,160
I mean, I know I skipped a few sessions,
but what's going on here?
931
01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:07,753
I don't know about the other
guys, but me personally,
932
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,752
coming in here
with new shoes, hip hair,
933
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:13,050
like you're
ready to conquer the world.
934
01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:16,845
It makes me
feel a little uncomfortable.
935
01:06:19,767 --> 01:06:23,010
Are you serious?
I'm just supposed to come here
936
01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:26,438
when I feel down and struggling
and feeling miserable?
937
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,061
Maybe.
938
01:06:31,362 --> 01:06:32,944
What are you guys saying?
939
01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:37,445
We're thinking maybe you don't
belong in this group anymore.
940
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,697
We think maybe
you need to leave.
941
01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:09,144
He did look pretty good though.
942
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:20,994
Hi.
943
01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:24,284
Uhm, hi, everyone.
944
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:28,914
I just wanted to say thank you so much
for coming to my little dress rehearsal.
945
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,295
I wanna make sure that
this goes off without a hitch.
946
01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:34,499
So without further ado, Nick.
947
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:39,094
Excuse me, Nick, could
you cue the music, please?
948
01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:44,184
Nick!
949
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:48,930
Oh, you want it right now?
950
01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:50,107
[Nate] Hi, guys.
951
01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,318
Hey.
952
01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:58,690
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
953
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:03,532
You mind if
we just talk privately?
954
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:06,534
If you have something to say,
you can just say it in front of everyone.
955
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:11,084
Okay.
956
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:16,128
I'm also having a divorce party.
957
01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:20,507
I miss you guys and I just
wanted to extend the invite.
958
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:26,926
I'd also really love to have
you there, if you can make it.
959
01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:31,934
I mean that.
960
01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:36,693
I'm just gonna leave these here.
961
01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:46,991
I can't believe
that just happened.
962
01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:49,118
Not to mention
those weird clothes.
963
01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,542
Your clothes are weird.
964
01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:55,292
- No, they're not.
- Yes, they are.
965
01:08:55,506 --> 01:08:57,338
You said I looked nice.
966
01:08:57,508 --> 01:09:00,251
Well, I lied.
967
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:03,759
Hey, Muffin, these are great.
968
01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:07,766
I really like the...
You can feel the letters.
969
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:12,142
You know, it's got like the raised letters
like little goosebumps on the paper.
970
01:09:12,357 --> 01:09:14,223
Did you still
wanna play the song or...
971
01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:22,773
What is this?
972
01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:40,958
[chuckles]
973
01:09:47,058 --> 01:09:49,095
Did I miss something?
974
01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:51,260
Listen, I don't know. I...
975
01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:54,187
This started
as a business arrangement.
976
01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:57,983
I signed on to plan
your party and that was it.
977
01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:00,481
It didn't even
cross my mind that I would
978
01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:05,483
actually start to soften or
979
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,820
actually start to feel like
I was missing who I used to be.
980
01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:12,998
But the closer I got to you, the more it
reminded me of what Chuck and I used to be.
981
01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:16,410
And as much as it ended badly,
982
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:22,754
that life was
comforting and enticing.
983
01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:26,115
Of course, you're still going to have
memories and feelings for who you used to be.
984
01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:27,846
But that's my problem, Nate.
985
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,094
That life is addictive.
986
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:32,050
It's all-consuming and I...
987
01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:36,605
If I'm not careful,
I'll end up standing behind
988
01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:38,899
double pane windows
holding a bun cake
989
01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:41,773
and commenting on how I really
hope to get to Europe this summer.
990
01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:44,654
I understand.
991
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,737
I understand what you're saying,
992
01:10:47,952 --> 01:10:49,944
but you can't just predetermine
993
01:10:50,163 --> 01:10:52,780
where two people are going
to end up in a relationship.
994
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,991
I mean, isn't it
about the journey?
995
01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:04,250
And then there will be one
night when you come back home
996
01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:07,132
and you look at me and you
say, "I'm just not happy".
997
01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,841
And then where do we go?
998
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:16,728
Good luck with the party.
999
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:28,825
[tears up the card]
1000
01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:48,506
Well, I'm not going
to sugarcoat bad news.
1001
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,514
Everybody loved your
design for the concert hall,
1002
01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:54,970
but you came in second.
1003
01:11:55,937 --> 01:11:57,394
Something about it being
1004
01:11:57,605 --> 01:12:01,098
too inventive,
too creative and simply the best
1005
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,604
most original
idea they ever saw.
1006
01:12:04,862 --> 01:12:07,855
- Too creative?
- What can I say?
1007
01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:10,737
That's why I do mini-malls.
1008
01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:23,044
- Hi.
- Whoa! Hey.
1009
01:12:23,256 --> 01:12:26,465
What... what are you doing here?
1010
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:28,716
Oh, I told the guy at
the front desk I was your wife
1011
01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:31,629
and he was so excited.
He showed me the door and everything.
1012
01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:34,688
- Have you've been working out?
- You just barge in here while I'm naked?
1013
01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:37,680
I don't get what the big deal is.
I've seen you naked a thousand times.
1014
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:42,770
Well, the big deal is that we're kind of
working through some issues at the moment.
1015
01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:45,897
I don't know if you've got
the right to see my nude body.
1016
01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:48,697
Ouch.
1017
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:54,952
You're right and I have some things
that I'd like to talk to you about.
1018
01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:58,701
So, can I buy you dinner?
1019
01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:03,168
Why would I
let you buy me dinner?
1020
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,778
[Susan] I could apologize.
1021
01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:33,403
I could make excuses.
1022
01:13:33,618 --> 01:13:35,154
But the truth is,
1023
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:37,323
I miss you.
1024
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:40,364
I miss us.
1025
01:13:42,293 --> 01:13:47,254
We had a language, we had a way of
communicating that belongs to us
1026
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:51,299
and I foolishly tried to
recreate that with Nick.
1027
01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:54,757
We didn't get each other.
1028
01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:59,141
I wasn't in sync with
him like I am with you.
1029
01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:02,312
I miss that.
1030
01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:08,313
And I'm willing to bet
that you miss it too.
1031
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,146
There's a lot I miss.
1032
01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:16,993
Thank you.
1033
01:14:30,174 --> 01:14:31,415
So, what do you think?
1034
01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:36,545
I don't know. What do you think?
1035
01:14:40,518 --> 01:14:41,518
Well...
1036
01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:50,727
I think we were together
for five years.
1037
01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:56,231
And it would be crazy
not to give it another shot.
1038
01:15:14,427 --> 01:15:17,465
[Charlie] Excuse me,
I'm sorry to bother you.
1039
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,138
I was told
I could find you here.
1040
01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:23,637
[chuckles] I know this is
going to sound really weird
1041
01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:28,723
but... I heard you help
people with divorce parties.
1042
01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:34,527
Who did you hear that from?
1043
01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:37,485
A former member of our group.
1044
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,993
Yes, we thought he was
emotionally unstable at the time
1045
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:45,697
but now, it seems
like a pretty good idea.
1046
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:52,755
I'm sorry,
that was just a one-time thing.
1047
01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:57,258
Oh, that's too bad.
1048
01:15:57,470 --> 01:15:59,336
He said you're a real artist.
1049
01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:02,385
Sorry to bother you.
1050
01:16:46,393 --> 01:16:47,393
Hi.
1051
01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:52,476
- Shit.
- What?
1052
01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:56,230
I was still trying to figure out what
the hell I was going say to you.
1053
01:16:56,403 --> 01:16:58,190
Do you want me
to give you another minute?
1054
01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,772
Do you want me to close the
door and come back out again?
1055
01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:02,945
No, I'm fine.
1056
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,702
[chuckles]
1057
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:09,197
Moving out?
1058
01:17:10,835 --> 01:17:13,703
What? Does the motel down
the street have better rates?
1059
01:17:16,006 --> 01:17:20,421
No, I'm getting
back together with Susan.
1060
01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:24,088
I'm going home.
1061
01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:41,483
That's it? You're not
going to say anything else?
1062
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,359
There's nothing
more to say, Nate.
1063
01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:58,914
I got to say, this is one
of the things I really missed.
1064
01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:02,001
I got to say
I missed doing it for us.
1065
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:07,635
So, I was thinking for the party,
maybe I can invite some of my friends.
1066
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:13,646
- Would they be new friends or...
- Colin and Jake.
1067
01:18:13,856 --> 01:18:17,725
You mean the Colin and Jake who
bragged about sleeping with coeds?
1068
01:18:21,155 --> 01:18:23,613
You know, it's probably
not their kind of party.
1069
01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:25,861
I'm not sure
they'd even have fun.
1070
01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:28,944
Yes, we should
have them over another time.
1071
01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:32,906
But you know what?
It's up to you.
1072
01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:34,745
Only do it if it's
what you really want.
1073
01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:47,550
Oh, I am getting my hair done tomorrow
and I made you an appointment.
1074
01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:52,806
They asked where you'd been and
I told them traveling for work.
1075
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:55,228
[laughter]
1076
01:18:56,357 --> 01:19:00,818
[Jake]
Tell me it is not fucking true.
1077
01:19:01,028 --> 01:19:03,006
- [Colin] Of c o urse, it's true.
- [Jake] How can you tell?
1078
01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:05,488
His shoulders are slumped,
his head is sagging and he's
1079
01:19:05,699 --> 01:19:07,691
wearing that new cologne
Defeated by Lane Jackoff.
1080
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:10,555
- What the hell are you guys talking about?
- Remember that guy's wife
1081
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,866
who's in my fantasy league
who also takes yoga with Jan?
1082
01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:16,120
Did I hear that she got invited to a
barbecue you and Susan are throwing?
1083
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:18,167
Why weren't we
invited to that BBQ?
1084
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,416
- Okay, wait.
- Unbelievable.
1085
01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:23,151
- You got back together with her?
- So there's no divorce party.
1086
01:19:24,134 --> 01:19:27,127
I wanted to take you guys out to lunch
and explain everything properly.
1087
01:19:27,346 --> 01:19:29,383
Explain?
What is there to explain?
1088
01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:32,341
I'm trying to work things
out with Susan at the moment.
1089
01:19:32,559 --> 01:19:33,925
It's really complicated.
1090
01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:37,637
Look man,
divorce Susan, stay with Susan.
1091
01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:39,518
Honestly, we don't care.
1092
01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:42,476
It's really
not that complicated.
1093
01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:48,533
Guys.
1094
01:19:54,498 --> 01:19:56,080
[phone rings]
1095
01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:01,398
Hey, I am so glad you called because I left
some things off the list this morning.
1096
01:20:01,422 --> 01:20:04,961
I've decided to make potato salad instead
of coleslaw. So can you please pick up
1097
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:10,512
- a pound of redskin potatoes, a bunch of chives and some mayo.
- Yes, actually, you know what?
1098
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:13,682
That's perfect because I was thinking
of inviting a friend of mine.
1099
01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:17,010
- Oh, you are?
- Yes, Chad. I met him through Colin and Jake.
1100
01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:19,346
You're going to love him.
1101
01:20:19,565 --> 01:20:22,808
This barbecue isn't really the
environment for guys who chase coeds.
1102
01:20:23,027 --> 01:20:27,021
[chuckles] No, trust me. He's the last
person to be chasing co-eds around.
1103
01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:31,116
Yes, we could do eight.
Of course.
1104
01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:34,536
Is he bringing
a wife or a girlfriend?
1105
01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:37,956
No, actually, he just broke up with
his boyfriend, so we'll just be seven.
1106
01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:41,372
You know, seven's like
1107
01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:45,755
just an odd number and I don't want
him to feel like a seventh wheel.
1108
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:48,049
Trust me,
he's going to blend right in.
1109
01:20:51,430 --> 01:20:56,050
I don't want to tell you you can't invite
him, so if it's what you really want to do.
1110
01:20:57,269 --> 01:21:00,512
I really do. Okay?
1111
01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:09,317
Okay. Bye.
1112
01:21:17,456 --> 01:21:18,822
[Susan] I know what you mean.
1113
01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:21,158
Nate and I have
been trying to decide
1114
01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:24,711
if we should get pregnant or if we
should take one last trip to Paris.
1115
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,793
Nate, how's work stuff going?
1116
01:21:31,011 --> 01:21:33,378
You know, honestly, I've
been thinking about leaving.
1117
01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:38,092
- Really?
- Yeah, I actually entered this competition
1118
01:21:38,268 --> 01:21:43,354
to design the new concert hall and it sort of
got me thinking about striking out on my own.
1119
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:47,184
Well, you know how risky
it is to go out on your own.
1120
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:50,362
I said to him, let's just
make that a goal for the future
1121
01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:53,531
- when we don't have a mortgage to pay every month.
- Not to mention
1122
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:57,110
the distance, you know. It's like what
happens if you get a job to do a building in
1123
01:21:57,329 --> 01:22:00,948
- s o me other city like Omaha?
- I hope not.
1124
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,532
I hate Omaha.
1125
01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:05,915
Well, if you never take a leap,
then things never change.
1126
01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:18,090
You know there's plenty of room
for an in-ground pool back here?
1127
01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:20,148
[Dan] Yes, I'm always
saying that to these two.
1128
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:23,345
It could increase
the property value 20% easily.
1129
01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,439
[rhythmic tapping]
1130
01:22:32,239 --> 01:22:34,447
[chants]
1131
01:22:34,658 --> 01:22:35,658
Nate.
1132
01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:37,074
You ever play the rhyme game?
1133
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:39,903
[chants]
1134
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,369
I played this in college
and it was kind of lame.
1135
01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:45,120
[chants]
1136
01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:47,327
Hang on, I don't
think our guests are interested
1137
01:22:47,546 --> 01:22:50,789
in playing some unintelligible drinking
game so they can get hammered.
1138
01:22:53,010 --> 01:22:55,297
[chants]
1139
01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:59,131
I'm drinking water,
I wanna play.
1140
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,386
I think I'm enamored.
1141
01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:03,138
[chants]
1142
01:23:03,353 --> 01:23:07,313
- Maybe it's time for a change of pace.
- [chants]
1143
01:23:07,524 --> 01:23:10,983
So we don't spend the whole night
treading in the same place.
1144
01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:13,187
- [chants]
- Exactly.
1145
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:16,902
- It doesn't hurt to try something new.
- [chants]
1146
01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:21,703
Unless you're scared to face
yourself and what is true.
1147
01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:23,121
[chants]
1148
01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,494
Okay, play your
stupid game, fine.
1149
01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,826
Jane, can I have some more wine?
1150
01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:29,502
[laughter]
1151
01:23:29,713 --> 01:23:31,079
[chants]
1152
01:23:31,298 --> 01:23:33,631
We can sit here
and eat chips all night.
1153
01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:35,049
[chants]
1154
01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:49,105
Feels like we're trying to force
something that shouldn't be forced.
1155
01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:52,354
Feels that way, doesn't it?
1156
01:23:58,909 --> 01:24:00,992
I think I need to be
on my own for a while.
1157
01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:21,095
Take it from me,
1158
01:24:22,182 --> 01:24:24,014
it's not gonna
be as bad as you think.
1159
01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:27,515
- [chuckles]
- Okay?
1160
01:24:58,468 --> 01:25:02,803
- Y o u're resigning?
- Yes, I need to.
1161
01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:08,636
I mean, you believed in me and I thank you
for that, but I always wanted my own firm.
1162
01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:12,063
I know it's going to be tight, but I
feel that now's the time to take a shot.
1163
01:25:15,319 --> 01:25:18,687
Well, funny enough,
1164
01:25:18,905 --> 01:25:20,521
you're already
reaping the rewards.
1165
01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:25,068
- What do you mean?
- The city called. All that imagination
1166
01:25:25,245 --> 01:25:27,783
and creativity that was way
too much for the concert hall
1167
01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:32,333
is perfect for the new skate
park they just commissioned.
1168
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:38,085
Why don't you make that your very first
official job for your new company?
1169
01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:40,503
Are you serious?
1170
01:25:46,183 --> 01:25:50,473
Hey, man. We just
wanted to congratulate you.
1171
01:25:50,687 --> 01:25:54,601
- Yeah, that design kicked ass.
- Thanks, guys.
1172
01:25:54,816 --> 01:25:58,309
Well, whenever you're free, I'm ready to
down some Brewskis or tease some tail.
1173
01:25:58,528 --> 01:26:00,235
[laughing]
1174
01:26:00,447 --> 01:26:03,030
Of c o urse, you're both
still invited to the party.
1175
01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:05,608
- We wouldn't miss it.
- Yeah, I wanna meet Katie.
1176
01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:09,867
Yeah, well, unf o rtunately, she's
the only one who hasn't RSVP-ed.
1177
01:26:10,082 --> 01:26:14,417
[somber music]
1178
01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:41,774
[typing on laptop]
1179
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:30,493
[Nate] I'm going to tell you the story about
how I recently met someone remarkable.
1180
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:35,956
That person was pretty
invisible for a long time.
1181
01:27:37,127 --> 01:27:39,665
♪ You, you worry about nothing
1182
01:27:41,047 --> 01:27:44,666
♪ That's what I find
so crazy about you
1183
01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:49,755
♪ There's no silver lining no
gray sky that could ever be blue
1184
01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:53,974
[Nate] And with the
help of someone special
1185
01:27:55,562 --> 01:27:59,522
this invisible person was finally
able to emerge and find his voice.
1186
01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:06,233
♪ You don't trust the sun
'cause it always setting down
1187
01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:11,359
♪ Here you go
Put me down again
1188
01:28:11,578 --> 01:28:15,197
- [Colin] Looking good.
- [Jake] Ready for the first night of the rest of your life?
1189
01:28:15,373 --> 01:28:19,959
- Yeah.
- Well, let's get this party started.
1190
01:28:20,170 --> 01:28:22,332
- You guys go in ahead.
- You okay?
1191
01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:24,755
- I just need a sec.
- Okay.
1192
01:28:47,155 --> 01:28:49,112
I forgot to RSVP.
1193
01:28:50,575 --> 01:28:52,988
I thought you
RSVP-ed to everything.
1194
01:28:55,956 --> 01:28:57,538
I guess I've changed.
1195
01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:04,082
Shall we, Ms. Franco?
1196
01:29:05,465 --> 01:29:07,331
Certainly, Mr. Brown.
1197
01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:21,350
[music]