>> Stand still, a critical
outage at the FAA this morning has thousands of passengers
stranded. Airports impacted across the
country. >> The latest in a series of
wide spread meltdowns that have repeatedly in recent months left
thousands of passengers stranded.
At one point this morning all commercial domestic departures
were suspended. (TO "THE DANGER ZONE)"
>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE
SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." TONIGHT: ALL SYSTEMS NO!
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES JANELLE MONÁE
AND JAMIE OLIVER. WITH A SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY M.
NIGHT SHYAMALAN. FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND THE
LATE SHOW BAND. AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE
ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
(APPLAUSE). ♪
>> Stephen: THANK YOU. (APPLAUSE)
HAPPY WEDNESDAY, HAPPY, HAPPY WEDNESDAY, HAPPY HAPPY
WEDNESDAY. HAPPY WEDNESDAY.
THERE YOU GO. THANKS, EVERYBODY, VERY KIND.
WELCOME ONE AND ALL-- I DON'T WANT TO GET IN YOUR WAY, GO
AHEAD. WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE LATE
SHOW. I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
ANYBODY HERE IN THE AUDIENCE FROM OUT OF TOWN?
(APPLAUSE) I ASSUME YOU DROVE HERE, BECAUSE
THIS MORNING, AN F.A.A. COMPUTER GLITCH GROUNDED ALL DEPARTING
DOMESTIC FLIGHTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
WELL, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN YOUR ENTIRE AVIATION
SYSTEM OFF A BOINGO HOTSPOT. "IT SAYS I'M CONNECTED BUT I CAN
ONLY GO TO DELTA.COM!" THE PROBLEMS STARTED LAST NIGHT,
THANKS TO A CRASH OF F.A.A. SOFTWARE CALLED "NOTAM," WHICH
SHARES INFORMATION ABOUT HAZARDS IN THE AIR OR ON THE GROUND,
SUCH AS CLOSED RUNWAYS AND AIRSPACE RESTRICTIONS.
IT'S THE AIR TRAVEL EQUIVALENT OF THAT TALK WITH YOUR DAD
BEFORE A ROAD TRIP. "YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SKIP 95 AT
THIS HOUR, BECAUSE THEY CLOSED THE HARTFORD EXITS.
OKAY, I GOT SOME CD'S FROM THE LIBRARY-- IT'S AN AUDIOBOOK
ABOUT HITLER'S TOP GENERALS. JUST MAIL 'EM BACK TO ME WHEN
YOU GET THERE. AND CALL YOUR MOM -- NOT FROM
THE ROAD!" APPARENTLY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT
THE NOTAM SYSTEM IS A LITTLE WHAT IS IT CALLS NOTAL-- NOTAM,
ARE YOU MAKING THAT UP, YOU DON'T KNOW.
THE NOTAM SYSTEM IS A LITTLE ANTIQUATED, BECAUSE IT WAS
CREATED IN 1947 AND MODELED AFTER MESSAGES USED TO ALERT
SHIP CAPTAINS TO HAZARDS AT SEA.
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THE MOST COMMON MESSAGE PILOTS GET IS
"THARRRR SHE BLOWS." COMES WITH A HARPOON.
(APPLAUSE) THERE YOU GO.
THANKFULLY, THE SYSTEM IS BACK UP AND RUNNING, THEY'RE
INVESTIGATING WHAT HAPPENED, AND GOOD NEWS: THERE IS NO EVIDENCE
OF A CYBERATTACK AT THIS POINT. OR SO THEY SAY.
BUT THINK ABOUT IT: WHO STANDS TO GAIN THE "MOST" FROM
TRAVELERS STUCK AT AIRPORTS? NONE OTHER THAN CRIMINAL
MASTERMINDS: AUNTIE ANNE, DOCTOR CINNABON AND AU BON PAAAIN!
(APPLAUSE) BON VOYAGE.
SPEAKING OF LONG DELAYS, THE REPUBLICAN HOUSE MAJORITY IS UP
AND RUNNING, AND THEY'RE READY TO ACHIEVE THEIR WILDEST DREAMS.
WHICH APPARENTLY, IS HANGING OUT WITH FOX NEWS ANCHOR AND LAST
HAM CUBE LEFT AT THE SALAD BAR, SEAN HANNITY.
HANNITY HAD MEMBERS OF THE G.O.P. HOUSE ON HIS SHOW LAST
NIGHT, TO TALK ABOUT BLAH BLAH BLAH WHO CARES.
WHAT'S GETTING THE ATTENTION IS THIS INTERESTING OBSERVATION:
>> ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE TO SEE, AND I'M SEEING, IS MORE
DIVERSITY IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY. JUST LOOK AT THE REPUBLICAN
RAINBOW OF INCLUSION! THEY'VE GOT IT ALL, THE FULL
SPECTRUM. THEY GOT, LOOK AT THAT PHOTO.
THEY'VE GOT EGGSHELL, VANILLA, BANDAID, BANDAID WITH GLASSES.
EVERYTHING. NO SURPRISE, CONGRESSWOMAN ELISE
STEFANIK AGREED WITH HANNITY. >> WE HAVE MORE WOMEN THAN EVER
ELECTED BEFORE, MORE HISPANIC MEMBERS EVER ELECTED BEFORE,
MORE AFRICAN AMERICAN MEMBERS IN MODERN HISTORY.
>> Stephen: AND THAT'S JUST GEORGE SANTOS.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
AND IT GETS MORE. BECAUSE THE NEW REPUBLICAN
MAJORITY WILL HAVE TWICE AS MANY MEN NAMED "MIKE" AS THERE ARE
WOMEN CHAIRING COMMITTEES. THIS IS THE BIGGEST MIKE
OVERLOAD SINCE THAT LOU BEGA SONG:
>> A LITTLE BIT OF "MIKE" IN THE SUN, A LITTLE BIT OF "MIKE" ALL
NIGHT LONG, A LITLE BIT OF "MIKE'S" HERE I AM, A LITTLE BIT
OF YOU MAKES ME YOUR "MIKE." CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JOKE WORKED.
CANNOT BELIEVE IT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. THAT JOKE WORKED.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
I AM GOING, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW WE GET TO THAT JOKE.
HOW DOES IT WORK. ONE REPUBLICAN WHO'S POSSIBLY
NOT NAMED MIKE IS INCOMING G.O.P. CONGRESSMAN AND MAN
PUTTING AIR QUOTES AROUND HIS ENTIRE LIFE, GEORGE SANTOS.
SANTOS HAS A LONG HISTORY OF STRETCHING THE TRUTH, BY NEVER
TELLING IT. WELL NOW, IN A NEW COMPLAINT
FILED WITH THE FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION, SANTOS HAS BEEN
ACCUSED OF EXTENSIVE LIES ABOUT HIS CAMPAIGN FINANCES.
SO DISAPPOINTING. I EXPECTED MORE FROM THE MAN WHO
INVENTED THE AUTOMOBILE. NAMED AFTER HIS DAUGHTER
MERCEDES. ACCORDING TO THE COMPLAINT,
SANTOS CLAIMS THAT HE LOANED $705,000 TO HIS OWN CAMPAIGN,
EVEN THOUGH 2020 RECORDS INDICATE HE ONLY HAD $55,000 TO
HIS NAME. FAIR ENOUGH, BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL
OF HIS OTHER NAMES? (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: BECAUSE, BECAUSE,
BECAUSE UP UNTIL HE RAN FOR CONGRESS, SANTOS USED THE
ALIASES "ANTHONY ZABROVSKY" AND "ANTHONY DEVOLDER."
HE HAS SO MANY ALIASES HE HAD TO SWEAR IN ON TWO BIBLES AND A
TORAH. THE WALLS APPEAR TO BE CLOSING
IN ON OL' GEORGY, BECAUSE THIS MORNING, REPUBLICAN OFFICIALS ON
LONG ISLAND HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE AND CALLED ON HIM TO
RESIGN, DROPPING THIS BOMBSHELL: >> GEORGE SANTOS' CAMPAIGN LAST
YEAR WAS A CAMPAIGN OF DECEIT, LIES, AND FABRICATION.
TOLD ME, I REMEMBER SPECIFICALLY, "I'M INTO SPORTS A
LITTLE BIT," THAT HE WAS A STAR ON THE BARUCH VOLLEYBALL TEAM
AND THAT THEY WON THE LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP.
HE LIED ABOUT GOING TO BARUCH. >> Stephen: OKAY, THEY SAY HE
LIED ABOUT BEING A VOLLEYBALL CHAMPION, BUT SANTOS DID PROVIDE
THIS VIDEO EVIDENCE. >> LET'S GO!
LET'S GO, I'M GEORGE SANTOS! THIS IS
BARUCH COLLEGE IS TOTALLY GOING BARUCH COLLEGE.
IN RESPONSE TO THIS STUNNING REBUKE FROM HIS OWN PARTY,
SANTOS TOLD REPORTERS ON CAPITOL HILL THAT HE "WILL NOT" RESIGN.
WHICH MEANS: HE'S GONNA RESIGN! REPUBLICANS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES
WHO WANT TO GET RID OF GEORGE SANTOS, BECAUSE YESTERDAY TWO
DEMOCRATS REQUESTED A HOUSE ETHICS INVESTIGATION OF SANTOS,
AND THEY HAND-DELIVERED A COPY OF THE COMPLAINT TO SANTOS'
OFFICE. HE WASN'T THERE AT THE TIME.
THEY HAD TO GIVE IT TO HIS ASSISTANT, ADMIRAL SLORGE
GANTOS. HE HAS AN ADMIRAL AS AN
ASSISTANT. THAT'S SURPRISING.
MILITARY, OF THAT RANK. SPEAKING OF SANTOS' FALSEHOODS,
WE JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE AND IT'S WILD.
HE CLAIMS, HE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE IN THE U.S.
DIAGNOSED WITH COVID-19. SMART THINKING, GEORGY.
(AS SANTOS) "EVERYONE HATES ME, BUT I KNOW
HOW TO WIN THEM BACK: I'LL TELL THEM I WAS PATIENT ZERO."
OVER ON THE INTERNET, THIS WEEK, OHIO AND NEW JERSEY BANNED
TIKTOK ON GOVERNMENT DEVICES OVER CHINESE SURVEILLANCE FEARS.
- IT'S A VALID CONCERN, BUT I - - TWO PEOPLE CLAPPING, BUT I
DON'T KNOW IF CHINA IS SUPER WORRIED ABOUT WHAT OHIO AND NEW
JERSEY ARE UP TO. (AS SOLDIER)
"CHAIRMAN. WE HAVE THE LATEST REPORT FROM
THE UNITED STATES. THE ENEMY CONTINUES TO PUT CHILI
ON SPAGHETTI, AND WE ARE MONITORING THE ACTIVITY OF THE
MAN CALLED 'THE BOSS.' THEY SAY HE IS BORN TO RUN, BUT
WE WILL CATCH HIM." TIKTOK IS ESPECIALLY DANGEROUS
FOR GOVERNMENT PHONES BECAUSE OF CONCERNS THAT THE APP ACCESSES
DATA, TAKES FREQUENT SCREEN CAPTURES, GATHERS OTHER
SENSITIVE USER INFORMATION LIKE PASSWORDS, AND COLLECTS
KEYSTROKES OF USERS. THAT IS DISTURBING.
NO COMPANY SHOULD KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT YOU.
OOP, HANG ON. MY APPLE WATCH IS TELLING ME TO BREATHE.
IT'S NOT JUST OHIO AND NEW JERSEY.
AT LEAST 20 OTHER STATES HAVE LEFT TIKTOK OVER GROWING
CONCERNS ABOUT ITS SAFETY. IT'S TRUE.
TIKTOK IS DANGEROUS. I GRAB MY PHONE TO CHECK IT
BEFORE BED, THEN AN HOUR LATER I'M KNEE DEEP IN CLEAN-TOK,
WATCHING SOMEBODY SHAMPOOING A RUG.
THE RUG WAS SO DIRTY BUT NOW IT'S SO CLEAN.
CHINA, I LOVE YOU! HOW DID THEY GET IT SO DIRTY.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A PINK RUG.
IT WAS A BROWN RUG T SAY PINK RUG.
THERE SAY BIRD IN THE MIDDLE. OKAY, NOW WE'RE COOKIN' WITH
GAS! YOU CAN FEEL IT.
BECAUSE THIS NEXT STORY IS ABOUT COOKING WITH GAS.
SPECIFICALLY, HOW THAT'S "BAD." THE E.P.A. HAS FOUND THAT
NATURAL GAS STOVES EMIT AIR POLLUTANTS SUCH AS NITROGEN
DIOXIDE AND CARBON MONOXIDE, AND ARE LINKED TO RESPIRATORY
ILLNESS, CARDIOVASCULAR PROBLEMS, AND OTHER HEALTH
CONDITIONS. OKAY, THAT IS... NOT GREAT.
BUT COUNTERPOINT: GAS STOVES ARE ALSO LINKED TO DELICIOUS
PAN-SEARED SCALLOPS. COME ON, BABY, COME ON.
OH YEAH, OH YEAH. AS A RESULT, THE GOVERNMENT IS
NOW CONSIDERING BANNING GAS STOVES.
[BLEEP] YOU. I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL.
YOU CAN HAVE MY GAS RANGE WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY HOT, SIZZLING
HAMS! NOW BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD BE
UPSET THE GOVERNMENT SAYS THEY NOW HAVE NO PLANS TO BANG THE
STOVES, SO AS OF RIGHT NOW BUT TH NERVOUS NELLIES ARE URGING
PEOPLE TO GO ELECTRIC, WHY, BECAUSE ELECTRIC STOVE OS SO
SAFE, KID, I DON'T WANT YOU INHALING PARTICLATE MATTER SO I
BROUGHT US SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM ROOM TEMPERATURE TO THE
SURFACE OF THE SUN WITH NOTHING IN BETWEEN, AND WHEN YOU TURN IT
OFF IT STAYS HOT FOR HOURS. IS IT ON RIGHT NOW, ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT. JIMMY, PUT A PLATE ON THERE AND
SEE IF IT EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOUR
TONIGHT. OUR GUESTS ARE JANELLE JANELLE
MONAE AND JAMIE OLIVER. AND THEN I TAKE YOU BEHIND THE
SCENES FOR A THRILLING REBOOT OF THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH M. NIGHT
SHYAMALAN. STICK AROUND.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK.
(APPLAUSE) GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, LOUIS
CATO AND THE LATE SHOW BAND! HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY.
LOUIS, TONIGHT WE GOT JUST A FANTASTIC MUSICIAN, ARTIST,
ACTRESS, JANELLE MONAE IS ON THIS EVENING.
(APPLAUSE) TAR OF THE GLASS ONION.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT. >> I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET.
>> Stephen: SHE IS FANTASTIC IN THAT.
AND JAMIE OLIVER WILL BE OUT HERE LATER.
WE'RE GOING TO COOK A STEAK. WE'RE GOING TO COOK A STEAK.
FOR EXAMPLES, >> Stephen: I LOVE MOVIES.
WITHOUT THEM, IT'D FEEL WEIRD TO THEATER SEATS WITH SCREEN SIT
DOWN IN A DARK ROOM AND EAT POPCORN FOR TWO HOURS.
AND ONE FILMMAKER THAT'S ALWAYS INTRIGUED ME IS M.NIGHT
SHYAMALAN. HE HAS A KNACK FOR REINVENTING
CINEMATIC GENRES. "THE SIXTH SENSE" WAS A MODERN
GHOST STORY. "UNBREAKABLE" WAS AN ORIGINAL
SPIN ON A SUPERHERO MOVIE. AND "OLD" WAS A FRESH TAKE ON
THE CLASSIC MOVIE TROPE OF A MAGIC BEACH THAT TURNS YOU OLD.
AND IT GOT ME THINKING: AWHILE BACK, WE HAD ZACK SNYDER, THE
DIRECTOR OF "JUSTICE LEAGUE," "300," AND "ARMY OF THE DEAD,"
STOP BY TO MAKE A GRITTY, ACTION-PACKED EPISODE OF THE
LATE SHOW. SO WHAT IF M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN
COULD BRING HIS SINGULAR VISION TO THE LATE SHOW BY GUEST
DIRECTING AN EPISODE? WELL I ASKED: AND THE MASTER OF
MYSTERY SAID, "YES". ... OR DID HE?
HE DID. AND SO TONIGHT, I'M EXCITED TO
PRESENT TO YOU AN EXCLUSIVE BEHIND-THE-SCENES SNEAK PEAK AT
M. NIGHT SHYMALAN'S "THE LATE SHOW."
>> I WAS VERY EXCITED BY THE CHALLENGE OF DIRECTING "THE LATE
SHOW." BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, THAT
SHOW'S NOT VERY SCARY. >> Stephen: WE WERE "SO" EXCITED
TO HAVE M. NIGHT ON BOARD. HIS NAME IS SYNONYMOUS WITH
CINEMA. LITERALLY, DID YOU KNOW THE "M"
IN "M. NIGHT" STANDS FOR MOVIE? >> IT'S ACTUALLY "MANOJ," BUT HE
WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT A DIRECTOR BEING NAMED "MOVIE," I DIDN'T
HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM. >> Stephen: MOVIE NIGHT AND I
AGREED THAT HE WOULD HAVE TOTAL CONTROL.
>> I WANTED TO INFUSE EVERYTHING WITH MY SPECIAL BRAND OF
SHYAMALAN EERINESS. IT'S WHAT FILM HISTORIANS CALL
"SHYAMALANIFICATION." SERIOUSLY, LOOK IT UP IN A
DICTIONARY. >> Stephen: I DID LOOK IT UP.
IT'S NOT IN THERE. THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> Stephen: NO BUT THAT'S WHAT I SAY AT THE START OF EVERY SHOW.
>> NO, THE LINE WAS FINE, BUT DON'T JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND
SAY IT. DON'T TELL THEM WHO YOU ARE.
YOU'RE BLOWING THE REVEAL. >> Stephen: OH, OKAY.
>> TRY IT AGAIN AND ADD A LITTLE SUSPENSE.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M STEEEE-PHEN COOOOL-BERT. >> CUT.
THAT'S A WRAP. EXCELLENT.
>> MY APPLE TV+ SHOW "SERVANT" IS A TENSE PSYCHOLOGICAL
THRILLER. >> AND TO BRING THAT SAME SENSE
OF FEAR TO THE LATE SHOW, I NEEDED TO FIND OUT WHAT MY
PROTAGONIST, STEPHEN COLBERT, IS SCARED OF.
>> Stephen: CLOWNS... SPIDERS. SAYING THEWRONG NAME TO A
PERSON I'VE MET SEVERAL TIMES. ALSO: ENCLOSED SPACES, OPEN
SPACES, LOSING MY GLASSES, TALL GUYS WITH TINY HEADS, SHORT
WOMEN WITH LARGE MOUTHS... >> WE HAD A LOT TO WORK WITH.
>> Stephen: ...BOWLING SHOES, BOWLING BALLS, THE PINS I'M OKAY
WITH. REGULAR, NOT DUCK PIN.
>> MAYBE TOO MUCH. >> Stephen: OH!
AND YOU KNOW THOSE OLD-TIMEY TABLES THAT HAVE LIKE CARVED
ANIMAL LEGS ON THE BOTTOM? WHEN IM NOT AROUND, DO THEY
MOVE? >> IN STORYTELLING, IT'S ALL
ABOUT THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. IN MY FILM "SIGNS," YOU DON'T
SEE THE ALIENS UNTIL TWO THIRDS OF THE WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE.
THEN 'THIS' HAPPENS-- >> IT'S BEHIND!
>> SPOOKY! SIDE NOTE: IT WAS SUCH AN HONOR
TO WORK WITH DANIEL DAY LEWIS. THERE TRULY ARE NO SMALL PARTS.
ANYWAY, I WANTED "THE LATE SHOW" TO HAVE THAT SENSE OF SURPRISE.
SO I ADDED A LITTLE SOMETHING WITHOUT TELLING STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: MEANWHILE FROM OUR FRIENDS AT TACO BELL, THEY'VE
ANNOUNCED A BRAND-NEW INGREDIENT THAT THEY HAVE NEVER BEFORE
INCLUDED IN-- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
OH MY GOD. NO!
DIE YOU ALIEN SPACE SCUM, YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY PLANET!
GO GET YOUR (/ BLEEP/ ) SHINE B. MY BRAIN!
(/ BLEEP/ ) YOU SPACE BOY! >> Stephen: HE'S A MASTERFUL
DIRECTOR. I WAS COMPLETELY SURPRISED.
>> YEAH, I WAS ALSO SURPRISED. SURPRISED HE THOUGHT I WAS A
REAL ALIEN. SURPRISED NO ONE STOPPED HIM
FROM BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
VERY SURPRISED. >> MY FANS KNOW THAT I'LL OFTEN
MAKE A CAMEO OR PLAY A SMALL ROLE IN EACH OF MY FILMS.
IT'S REALLY JUST A LITTLE EASTER EGG FOR FANS.
VERY SUBTLE. >> Stephen: DOGS ARE SO STUPID.
WHAT A POINTLESS GAME. TALK TO ME WHEN THEY CAN TAP ON
THREE SIMILAR CANDIES. >> BLINK AND YOU'LL MISS IT.
>> Stephen: THEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE END OF THE EPISODE.
AND WE ALL KNOW "BIG M" IS KNOWN FOR HIS SURPRISE TWIST ENDINGS.
NIGHT,NIGHT, I HAVE THE ENDING. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THE END WE REVEAL THAT I'M LUKE'S FATHER?
>> THAT'S "STAR WARS." >> Stephen: THEN HOW ABOUT I WAS
TYLER DURDEN ALL ALONG? >> "FIGHT CLUB."
>> Stephen: WHAT IF I ACCEPT MY TITLE AS PRINCESS OF GENOVIA.
>> THAT'S "PRINCESS DIARIES" AND IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TWIST.
>> Stephen: RIGHT, OKAY, HOW ABOUT I'M THE CARETAKER OF A
SNOWED IN HAUNTED HOTEL. >> IN THE END I CAME UP WITH THE
GREATEST M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TWIST ENDING OF ALL TIME.
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW."
STICK AROUND FOR JAMES CORDEN. GOOD NIGHT!
THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." STICK AROUND FOR JAMES CORDEN...
>> TIME FOR YOUR PILLS, MR. COLBERT.
>> Stephen: I HOST "THE LATE SHOW."
>> THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN A HALLUCINATION IN THE MIND OF A
DERANGED NARCISSIST. >> Stephen: "LATE SHOW."
>> SOMETIMES KNOWN AS CRAZY MOTHER (/ BLEEP/ ).
THANK YOU TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON AND M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN!
THE FINAL SEASON OF "SERVANT" PREMIERS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV+ AND
HIS NEW MOVIE "KNOCK AT THE CABIN" IS IN THEATERS FEBRUARY
3rd. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STAR OF
"GLASS ONION," JANELLE MONAÁE. IS
(APPLAUSE) (APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS GRAMMY
NOMINATED MUSICIAN, AUTHOR, ACTOR AND FASHION ICON.
SHE NOW STARS IN "GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY."
MY LIFE WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME, BY SOMEONE, BY EVERYONE IN THIS
ROOM. MY LIFE.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
HUH? >> WHAT CLAIRE IS TRYING TO SAY
IS WE'RE SORRY. WE FEEL BAD FOR YOU.
WHAT GOW WANT? >> ARE YOU REALLY ASKING ME
THAT? >> YES, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
A CHECK, DO YOU WANT-- JUST TELL US THE RIGHT WORDS THAT WE CAN
USE SO THAT WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES.
YOU WANT REVENGE. YOU WANT TO SLIT MILE'S THROAT.
YOU WANT TO TAKE US ALL DOWN. WHAT, JUST DROP THE BOMBSHELL,
SAY IT. SAY IT!
>> I WANT THE TRUTH. I WANT THE TRUTH.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," JANELLE
MONAÁE!
>> Stephen: WHOOO! >> HELL HELLO.
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU. >> WOW, WHAT AN HONOR IT IS TO
SEE NEW PERSON. >> Stephen: OH MY GOSH WHAT A
PLEASURE. THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE BEEN ON
THE SHOW, THE LAST TIME-- WHICH IS NICE, BUT NOT LIKE THE
MICRONUDE RECENT YOU CAN EXCHANGE WHEN ARE YOU IN PERSON.
>> YES T IS COLD IN HERE. STEPHEN, I HAVE TO COMPLAIN.
I'M COLD. >> Stephen: I WISH I HAD YOUR
HAT RIGHT NOW. I COULD USE A LITTLE TOASTINESS.
>> I NEED A BLANKET. >> Stephen: I THINK HAVE I
ONE. >> PLEASE, PLEASE.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE A WRAP?
I HAVE ONE. >> PLEASE EASE GIVE ME A NICE
WRAP, RIGHT THERE MY HAIR STYLE IS GOING TO KILL YOU.
BUT I WILL KEEP THIS ON. IT ACTUALLY LOOKS KIND OF COOL.
I'M NOT MAD. >> Stephen: THAT HAS BEEN BACK
HERE FOR YEARS NO GUEST HAS EVER ASKED FOR IT.
>> ARE YOU THE ULTIMATE HOST. >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
SO LISTEN, NOW THAT YOUR PEOPLE ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER, A
YEAR AND A HALF NOWRKS ALL KIND OF HAVE BEEN OUT.
HOW HAS REENTRY BEEN FOR YOU, HAVE YOU ENJOYED.
>> YOU KNOW, I WILL SAY, I-- I WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. BUT I HAD A LITTLE ANXIETY, I
WAS QUIET, I WAS LIKE OH GOD. LET ME JUST SAY OKAY, LISTEN, I
KNOW WE ARE IN THIS MEETING, BUT I'M AWKWARD, DON'T STARE AT ME
TOO LONG. I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND PEOPLE.
EVEN WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING THE FILM, I HAD TO TELL PEOPLE, I'M
JUST REINTEGRATING SSES THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I WOULD LIKE TO
PUT MYSELF ON MUTE. >> SAME.
>> Stephen: JUST TURN OFF MY CAMERA.
I WILL BE IN A MEETING WITH YOU. I LIKE THE FEELING THAT I COULD
JUST DISAPPEAR. ESPECIALLY IF I HAD TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM, PEOPLE WOULDN'T KNOW I LEFT THE MEETING.
>> AND I LOVE YOU CAN PUT IT AT THE TOP AND PUT YOUR MUTE GOWN
HERE AND NOBODY WOULD KNOW. >> Stephen: COMPLETELY KNUDSON
THE FURTHER THAT I WENT. >> YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: I RESPECT THAT, IS WHAT I AM SAYING.
SO YOU RECENTLY WENT TO A SPECIAL CONCERT LAST YEAR, AND
ONE OF YOUR IDOLS, HERE IS A GREAT PHOTO.
THIS SU, HAVING FUN. AND THAT UP THERE IS GRACE
JONES. >> THE ICONIC, LEGENDARY GRACE
JONES. >> Stephen: WHAT DOES SHE MEAN
TO YOU? >> OH MAN, SHE IS THE ORIGINAL
FREE ASS [BLEEP]. I MEAN WHAT MORE YOU CAN SAY.
THIS IS AN ENERGY, YOU KNOW, THAT PEOPLE CAN'T CONTAIN.
>> Stephen: AND THIS HAS LEAD TO A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP AT THE
U.K. PREMIER OF GLASS ONION. SHE WAS THERE.
>> SHE WAS, SHE WAS. WE HUNG OUT IN L.A. FOR 72
HOURS. AND WHEN I TELL YOU HANGING OUT
WITH GRACE JOANS FOR 72 HOURS, I NEEDED A WEEK'S WORTH OF SLEEP.
SHE CAN GO. >> Stephen: LIKE 72 HOURS
STRAIGHT. >> EVERY DAY CONSECUTIVELY, SHE
CAME TO MY HOUSE, CAME TO HER HOTEL, WE SWAM TOGETHER.
IT WAS JUST LIKE INSTANTLY WE CONNECTED AND THEN I INVITED HER
TO THE PREMIER IN LONDON BECAUSE SHE LIVED THERE.
I DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD KOVMENT I THOUGHT SHE WOULD STOT ALLLY
STOOD ME UP. AN SHE CAME AND STOOD BY MY SIDE
AND TOOK MY HAND AND SAID I'M PROUD OF YOU.
I'M PROUD OF YOU. I WAS SOBBING.
>> Stephen: WHO WOULD STAND UP JANELLE MONAE WHO WOULD STAWN
UP. >> YOU KNOW, A FOOLISH PERSON.
A FOOL. >> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S TALK
ABOUT GLASS ONION. >> OKAY.
>> Stephen: THE KNIVES OUT SEQUEL.
IT IS FANTASTIC. ARE YOU GREAT IN IT AND SPOILER
ALERT, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, PAUSE.
>> PAUSE, MUTE, COVER YOUR EARS. >> Stephen: YOU WERE GREAT, IN
TWO DIFFERENT PARTS. >> OH MY GOSH, YES.
>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU KEEP TRACK OF WHO YOU WERE PLAYING
WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING THEM BECAUSE NOT ONLY ARE YOU PLAYING
TWO PEOPLE, ONE OF THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PLAYING IS PLAYING THE
OTHER PERSON YOU ARE PLAYING. >> YES, YES.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE DOING AN IMPRESSION OF YOURSELF ACTING.
>> YES. >> Stephen: SO HOW DID YOU
KEEP THOSE SEPARATE. >> SO TO EXPLAIN T I PLAYED
HILLENBRAND WHO WAS THE TWIN SISTER OF ANDY BRAND.
I ALSO PLAY ITS ANDY AND HILLENBRAND PRETEND TO BEING
ANDY BEFORE THE AUDIENCE KNOWS AND PLAYED HELEN BRANT
PRETENDING TO BE ANDY AFTER YOU FIND OUT, AFTER YOU FIND OUT WHO
SHE IS. AND SO ESSENTIALLY LIKE FOUR
DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AND I KECHT NOTEBOOKS, DIFFERENT NOTEBOOKS
WITH ALL OF HELEN'S LINES AND ANDY'S LINES.
I WOULD WALK IN ON A MONDAY AND FROM 9:00 IN THE MORNING TO NOON
I WAS ANDY. FROM 1 TO 4 I COULD HAVE BEEN
HELEN PRETENDING TO BE ANDY AND ANDY LATER ON INTO THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT. IT WAS-- IT TOOK GREAT PRECISION
BUT SUPER FUN, CHALLENGING BUT JUST SO FUN.
>> Stephen: NOW GLASS ONION IS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE AND IT
REFERS TO THE LAYERS OF MYSTERY, THE LAYERS OF CHARACTERS, THE
LAYERS OF THE STORY. BUT JUST ON THE VEGETABLE
ITSELF, AND VERY FEW GUEST-- GUESTS IN THIS
INTERVIEW, YOU HAVE A HOT TAKE ON THE VEGETABLE ONION.
>> YEAH, IT NEEDS TO BE IN PRISON.
I DON'T LIKE ONIONS. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T LIKE
ONION AT ALL. CUZ I AGREE, ALMOST ANY AMOUNT
OF RAW ONION IS TOO MUCH BUT NO AMOUNT OF CARMELIZED ONION IS
TOO MUCH. >> NO, DON'T LOVE.
>> Stephen: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM.
A BAD EXPERIENCE. >> MY COUSIN, AND I HOPE THAT
YOU ARE WATCHING. WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, WHEN WE
WERE LIKE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, MAYBE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, I USED
TO EAT APPLES, MY MOM WOULD TAKE THE SKIN OFF, AND I BIT INTO
WHAT I THOUGHT, THEY TOLD ME WAS A APPLE AND IT WAS A RAW ONION.
I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM, PUT SOAP IN MY MOUTH, I HAD TO GET
THIS TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH, IT WOULDN'T LEAVE FOR THREE DAYS.
>> Stephen: YOUR COUSIN DID THIS TO YOU.
>> HOW EVIL. >> Stephen: WHAT?
>> HOW EVIL. >> Stephen: YES, DID YOU EVER
GET HER BACK. >> I SHOULD.
I SHOULD. >> Stephen: REVENGE IS BEST
SERVED WITH RAW ONION. >> OH GOD.
BUT YOU KNOW, I HEAR THAT ONIONS ARE GOOD FOR YOU.
AND I REMEMBER WHEN I FOUND OUT THE NAME OF THE FILM I THOUGHT
OH GOD, LIKE UNDER MY BREATHE. >> Stephen: EVEN THE NAME
BOTHERS YOU. >> BUT I WAS LIKE I WILL NOT
TELL RYAN, OUR WRITER DIRECTER, WHO I ADORE.
AND IT SAY GREAT NAME IT ALSO HAS SOME TIES TO THE BEATLES
SONG. >> Stephen: AND YOUR CHARACTER
IN A WAY IS A GLASS ONION, A CHARACTER INSIDE A CHARACTER
INSIDE A CHARACTER. >> LAYERS UPON LAYERS UPON
LAYERS. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE JANELLE MONAE,
EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND.
(APPLAUSE). ♪
(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
LOOK WHO WE ARE WITH. ONE OF THE STARS OF GLASS ONION,
A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY, JANELLE MONAE, JANELLE MONAE, YOU
RECENTLY POSTED A LITTLE NOTE TITLED THINGS TO ALWAYS
REMEMBER. THAT INCLUDED THIS DAVID BOWIE
QUOTE, RIGHT HERE. >> ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ IT OR.
>> YEAH. >> Stephen: READ THIS.
>> THIS QUOTE, I HEARD THIS QUOTE BEFORE BUT MAKE SURE YOU
WATCH, STAY GREAT MOVIE DOCUMENTARY.
BUT DAVID BOWIE IS SOMEBODY THAT I REALLY RESPECT AND ADMIRE.
HE SAID I THINK IT IS TERRIBLY DANGEROUS FOR AN ARTIST TO
FULFILL OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPECTATIONS.
IF YOU FEEL SAFE IN THE AREA THAT YOU ARE WORKING IN, YOU ARE
NOT WORKING IN THE RIGHT AREA. ALWAYS GO A LITTLE FURTHER INTO
THE WILD WHEN YOU FEEL ARE YOU CAPABLE OF GOING.
GO A LITTLE BIT OUT OF YOUR DEPTH AND WHEN YOU DON'T FEEL
THAT YOUR FEET ARE QUITE TOUCHING THE BOTTOM, YOU ARE
JUST ABOUT IN THE RIGHT PLACE TO DO SOMETHING EXCITING.
(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: THAT'S CHAM ENG.
THAT CAN FEEL DANGEROUS. >> IT CAN.
IT IS WHEN WE ARE GOING TO FLOAT IT IS A GOOD REMINDER AS WE
CONTINUE TO CREATE AND MOVE FORWARD, TO NOT BE AFRAID TO
REIMAGINE WHO WE CAN BE AND WHERE WE CAN GO.
AND YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I AM EXCITED ABOUT.
DISCOVERING SOMETHING NEW ABOUT MYSELF.
>> Stephen: ARE THERE ANY OTHER NOTES, ANY OTHER THINGS?
>> I PROBABLY DO. >> Stephen: YOU CAN HAVE THAT,
SURE. >> MY PHONE, LET'S PULL IT OUT.
I HAVE NOTES, I LOVE NOTES. I WRITE DOWN THINGS ALL THE
TIME. ONE OF THEM IS DO NOT GO ON
SOCIAL MEDIA DURING OVULATION. >> THAT IS ONE OF THE NOTES TO
YOURSELF. >> NO, SERIOUS.
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING THAT-- JUST BECAUSE
YOU CAN DO SOMETHING, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO IT OR YOU SHID
DO IT, RATHER. AND THE OTHER ONE IS OH, IT SAYS
THAT I AM-- OH, I HAVE THE POWER TO SAY NO.
>> Stephen: WOW. >> YEAH.
>> I HAVE THE POWER TO SAY NO. >> YEAH.
>> JUST LITTLE THINGS, YOU KNOW. >> Stephen: I'M GLAD YOU
DIDN'T SAY NO TO US. >> I WOULD NEVER SAY NO TO YOU.
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: OH, GLASS ONION, A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY STREAMING NOW
ON NETFLIX, JANELLE MONAE, EVERYBODY.
WHEN WE COME BACK I'LL BE COOKING WITH JAMIE OLIVER.
THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK.
TO THE LATE SHOW. WHRAD HES AND GENTLEMEN,
MY NEXT GUEST IS A WORLD-RENOWNED CHEF AND
RESTAURATEUR WHO HAS WRITTEN OVER 30 COOKBOOKS.
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," JAMIE OLIVER!
GOOD TO SEE YOU, NICE TO YOU HAVE.
ALL RIGHT, SO JAMIE, LET'S GET TO THE HEAT OF THE MEAT.
WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> WE'RE GOING TO DO A REALLY
SIMPLE WAY OF COOKING STEAK, CHICKEN, TURKEY, PORK AND MAKING
IT REALLY, REALLY EXCITING. >> Stephen: THE NEW BOOK IS
CALLED "ONE." THEY ARE SIMPLE ONE PAN WONDERS
WFERG EVERYTHING COOKS IN THE PAN, IF IS THE LOW WASHING UP
COOKING. ALL RIGHT, GHG TO KEEP IT
SIMPLE. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE ONE
PAN WONDER. >> WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A STEAK,
ANY MEAT YOU WANT, OPEN THAT MEAT UP, TAKE ANY CUT YOU WANT.
>> Stephen: THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE IN JANUARY OF 2020
YOUR BOOK WAS CALLED ULTIMATE VEJ, THIS IS A MEAT BACKLASH?
>> WELL, IT IS-- YES. I MEAN I LOVE VEGGIE DISHES.
I LOVE MEAT, I LOVE FISH. I LOVE EVERYTHING.
BUT-- . >> Stephen: DID I DO THE RIGHT
THING, SALT AND PEPPER. >> A LITTLE PARMESAN.
>> Stephen: OH SURE. >> SO WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO
LIKE I SAID, TAKE A STEAK,. >> Stephen: AS FAR AS I'M
CONCERNED, WE CAN BE DONE RIGHT HERE, I LIKE MY MEAT PRETTY
RARE. >> IT WILL GET BETTER.
>> Stephen: HOW MUCH OF THIS DO I PUT ON THERE.
>> THAT'S ENOUGH. >> Stephen: FANTASTIC.
>> IT IS SEASONING. WE TAKE A LITTLE PROSCIUTTO.
>> Stephen: IS ONE OF THE BEST SEASONINGS FOR MEAT MORE MEAT.
>> YES. >> Stephen: SHOULD WE HAVE A
CARDIOLOGIST STANDING BY BEFORE WE TRY THIS.
>> LISTEN. >> Stephen: THIS REALLY DOES
SEEM LIKE YOU REGRET EVER HAVING TALKED ABOUT VEGETABLES.
WHAT NOW IS THAT ENOUGH. >> THERE ARE LLOYDS OF RECIPES,
VEGGIE, MEAT, FISH DISHES. >> Stephen: YOU'RE GOING TO
SELL THE BOOK. DO I PUT THIS ON TOP, I'M NOT
GOING TO BURN THE ROSEMARY BY DOING THIS.
>> NO. >> Stephen: THIS IS GOOD.
>> TO ADD FLAVOR, TEXTURE, SPEEDS UP THE COOKING.
WE WILL TENDERIZE IT AS WELL. >> Stephen: WITH THIS.
>> PUT THAT OVER AND LET THE EMOTIONS COME OUT.
COME ON. >> Stephen: YEAH!
>> OKAY. >> Stephen: SHOULD I BE
SPEAKING ABOUT ANYONE IN PARTICULAR WHEN I DO.
THIS YOU WERE REHEARSING THIS WHILE WE WERE REWRITING THE SHOW
DOWNSTAIRS. >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND ALL THIS THUMPING WAS GOING ON.
WE GO WHAT IS GOING ON. AND THAT IS JUST JAMIE
TENDERIZES A STEAK. AND I WAS LIKE AM I REALLY BEING
DISTRACTED BY JAMIE POUND-- HIS MEAT S THAT SHALL-- IS
THAT-- IT'S 1:00 IN THE MORNING. >> I KNOW BUT IT WOULDN'T HAVE
BEEN THE FIRST TIME, SO DON'T WORRY.
>> Stephen: IN WE GO. >> THE PRODSCIUTTO SIDE DOWN,
FLAVOR, TENDERIZATION, IT WILL COOK MUCH QUICKER.
LET IT DO ITS THING. I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU HAVE? >> MY FAVORITE RED WINE, I AM
TOLD YOU LIKE AN ITALIAN RED. >> Stephen: I DO.
>> AND I FOUND THIS FOR AIR YAITING THE WINE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
WELL, IT COULD BE THAT. MAYBE NOT.
WE PUT THAT ON ON ON THE BOTTLE AND IT BASICALLY IS LIKE TWO
HOURS OF AERATION. YAIRKS I KNOW, I KNOW.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THIS PART FOR?
>> IT AIRATES IT. I MEAN YOU COULD-- .
>> Stephen: IT MAKES THE WINE GURG EL.
>> HAVE A LITTLE GO SCZ THAT IS FANTASTIC.
>> WHAT IS THIS WINE. >> GALATRONA FROM TUSCANY, ONE
OF MY FAVORITE REDS. >> Stephen: THAT IS BIG, THAT
IS A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH. >> OH YEAH.
CHEERS. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
>> Stephen: HAPPY NEW YEAR. (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: DAMN SON. THAT IS REALLY GOOD.
>> WHAT IS IT LIKE S IT ANY GOOD?
>> I THINK IT'S REALLY GOOD. >> I HAVE BEEN CALLED A SAUCER.
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. I'M NOT GOING TO BE WHATEVER
THAT WAS. YOU CAN'T OUT SPRINKLE ME, MAN.
>> ARE YOU READY. >> Stephen: LET'S SEE.
>> ONE, TWO, THREE. >> Stephen: HOLD ON.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, FIRST TRY, FIRST TRY.
>> YEAH! (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> LISTEN, ALWAYS ESTABLISH HE IS A BETTER-- THAN ME.
COME ON. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, FRIEND. >> OKAY,.
>> Stephen: WHAT NOW? >> YOU CAN COOK IT TO YOUR
LIKING, IT HAS HAD BUILD 30, 40 SECONDS ON THE OTHER SIDE, YOU
CAN SEE THE COLOR WE HAVE ACHIEVED.
NOW WE WILL SHAKE IT ON TO A LOVELY BOARD AND IF I MAY, MI
JUST GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO BRING-- THERE IS GARLIC ON YOUR
SIDE. >> Stephen: THIS RIGHT HERE.
WHAT DO I DO. >> GARLIC IN THE PAN.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE GREENS REALLY TASTY.
>> Stephen: OKAY. PUT WINE IN HERE OR ANYTHING.
>> IF YOU WANT A TEENY BIT. THAT'S ENOUGH.
A LITTLE ANCHOVIE. WE GO IN WITH STANDARD BEANS,
YOU MAKE THESE REALLY DELICIOUS. DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
WE'RE GOING TO GO IN WITH SOME
SPINACH, RIGHT. >> Stephen: I THOUGHT WE WERE
MAKING A SAUCE, I'M SORRY. SOME BEANS.
>> IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THEM TASTE DELICIOUS.
A LITTLE THIMBLE OF VINEGAR. >> Stephen: I ADDED WINE.
>> YOU HAVE FAT IN THERE ALREADY, BUT YOU CAN IF YOU
REALLY WANT TO. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
>> 30 SECONDS AND WE ARE READY TO GO.
>> Stephen: A LITTLE LEMON. >> IF YOU WANT LEMON, YOU ADD
IT, AND YOUR WINE. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE LEMON
FOR. >> IT LOOKS GOOD.
>> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
NOW LET'S PLATE. >> LET'S SLICE UP THIS BEEF.
AND WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO GO IS THE MOST DELICIOUS, TENDER,
CRISPY, JUICY. >> Stephen: DAMN, SON.
>> WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE LOVELY BEANS, LIKE WE DON'T WANT
TO OVERCOOK THE GREENS, JUST WILT IT DOWN, SEASON IT UP.
THE ANCHOVIE IN THERE AS WELL. WE'LL GO ON TO THE PLATE LIKE.
THIS AND BLESS YOU FOR SPIN-- AND WE WILL PUT ALL THOSE
BEANS AROUND LIKE THAT. AND THEN WE ARE GOOD TO GO WHO'S
HUNGRY? COME ON!
(APPLAUSE) (APPLAUSE)
>> BRAVA! (APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: HIS COOKBOOK, "ONE: SIMPLE ON-PAN WONDERS," IS
AVAILABLE NOW. JAMIE OLIVER, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. (APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE "BLACK PANTHER" STAR
DANAI GURIRA AND JEREMY POPE. STICK AROUND FOR JAMES CORDEN.
GOOD NIGHT!