1 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:06,873 A.K.A., FORGIATO BLOW-- HAS RELEASED A NEW SONG CALLED "MATT 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,376 GAETZ." THIS COMES AS GAETZ REMAINS 3 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:14,514 EMBROILED IN AN ONGOING SEX TRAFFICKING INVESTIGATION. 4 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:18,278 >> CHILD PROSTITUTES. 5 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:19,345 >> IT'S "THE LATE 6 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:22,882 SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 7 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:29,355 AND REMEMBERING GILBERT 8 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:30,190 GOTTFRIED. 9 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:35,762 PLUS, CLAIRE FOY AND 10 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:39,732 PAUL BETTANY AND MUSICAL GUEST, BRIGHT EYES. 11 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:42,035 FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY 12 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:46,005 HUMAN. 13 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:50,877 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 14 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,881 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 15 00:01:54,948 --> 00:02:09,829 >> HELLO, JON. 16 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:12,332 >> HELLO, JON. 17 00:02:12,398 --> 00:02:13,299 BOOM! GOOD TO SEE YOU. 18 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:16,002 GOOD TO SEE YOU, FRIENDS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 19 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:20,073 HAPPY WEDNESDAY. HELLO, LOUIS. 20 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:21,508 HEY! THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 21 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:23,743 SO KIND. THERE YOU GO. 22 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,545 WELCOME. HELLO, JON. 23 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:29,749 >> - HELLO! >> - GOOD TO SEE YOU, 24 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:33,286 MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW." 25 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:34,454 I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 26 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:40,426 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? THAT IS A WONDERFUL SOUND TO 27 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:47,166 HEAR HAPPINESS IN THIS ROOM BECAUSE 28 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,502 BECAUSE NEW YORK CITY HAS BEEN ON EDGE FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS 29 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:50,937 FOLLOWING YESTERDAY'S AWFUL SUBWAY SHOOTING. 30 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,639 AT LEAST 29 PEOPLE WERE INJURED BUT, THANKFULLY, ALL ARE IN 31 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:53,973 STABLE CONDITION. AND ACCORDING TO THE N.Y.P.D., 32 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,510 NO ONE HAS LIFE-THREATENING INJURIES AS A RESULT. 33 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,746 RECOVERY. 34 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:04,884 KIND OF A MIRACLE NOBODY HAS A LIFE-THREATENING INJURY. 35 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,019 THE BROOKLYN SUBWAY SHOOTING 36 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,454 SUSPECT HAS BEEN ARRESTED. 37 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,758 THAT'S FAST. THE SUSPECT'S NAME IS 38 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:18,898 FRANK R. JAMES. AUTHORITIES KNOW THIS BECAUSE 39 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:22,902 A CREDIT CARD WITH MR. JAMES' NAME ON IT HAD BEEN FOUND AT THE 40 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:26,306 SCENE OF THE SHOOTING, AS HAD A KEY TO A VAN THAT MR. JAMES 41 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,708 HAD RENTED. HE ALSO LEFT A CHEEK SWAB, A 42 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,877 FILLED-OUT TAX RETURN, AND HIS SOUL CYCLE EMERGENCY CONTACT. 43 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:39,752 ONE OF THE UNUSUAL FACTS ABOUT 44 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:47,760 THIS SHOOTER IS THAT HE IS 62 YEARS OLD, WHICH MEANS 45 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:53,066 TECHNICALLY HE WASN'T ON THE RUN. 46 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:54,867 HE WAS ON THE MALL WALK. AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE 47 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:59,739 ANNOUNCING FRANK JAMES' ARREST. >> FIRST, I'D LIKE TO GO TO THE 48 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:14,687 MAYOR, LIVE AT GRACIE MANSION. 49 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:23,796 MAYOR, LIVE AT GRACIE MANSION. 50 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:29,802 >> MY FELLOW NEW YORKERS, WE GOT HIM. 51 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:35,675 THAT NEWS, LET'S GO LIVE TO 52 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:39,779 CAMERA ONE. 53 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:54,727 GREAT! 54 00:04:54,794 --> 00:05:07,206 GREAT! 55 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:14,881 DO YOU HAVE TIME? 56 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:17,784 DO WE HAVE TIME FOR REST OF THE SHOW? 57 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:24,090 THE N.Y.P.D. DEPARTMENT CHIEF EXPLAINED JUST HOW IT ALL WENT 58 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,859 DOWN. >> CRIME STOPPER TIP COMES IN, 59 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,361 REPORTS THAT THE MALE IS IN THE McDONALD'S ON SIXTH STREET AND 60 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,029 FIRST AVENUE IN THE NINTH PRECINCT DOWN ON THE LOWER EAST 61 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:34,033 SIDE, IN THE EAST VILLAGE. >> McDONALD'S? 62 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:38,905 WELL, THEN I HOPE THEY TAKE HIS PRISON SENTENCE AND 63 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:46,879 THEY SUPERSIZE IT. IT'S FORTUNATE THAT JAMES LEFT 64 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:48,614 BEHIND PLENTY OF EVIDENCE BECAUSE NONE OF THE STATION'S 65 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,883 SECURITY CAMERAS WERE IN FULL OPERATION AT THE TIME OF THE 66 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,019 SHOOTING. WELL, THAT'S WHAT THE M.T.A. 67 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,253 GETS FOR HIRING THE SAME GUY WHO DID THE CAMERAS IN JEFFREY 68 00:05:54,320 --> 00:06:02,995 EPSTEIN'S CELL. AND IT DOES-- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 69 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,297 IT DOES EXPLAIN THE NEW SUBWAY 70 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:05,798 "IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, THAT'S COOL! 71 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:11,771 WE DIDN'T!" 72 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:21,314 THE M.T.A. RESPONDED TO THIS REVELATION BY SAYING THAT NO 73 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,882 MORE THAN 1% OF THE SUBWAY SYSTEM'S CAMERAS ARE OUT OF 74 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:27,019 SERVICE AT ANY GIVEN TIME. OKAY, I CALL B.S.! 75 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:32,458 EVERYTHING IN THE SUBWAY IS ALWAYS BROKEN-- THE ESCALATORS, 76 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:34,894 THE TICKET SWIPER, THE METRO CARD VENDING MACHINES. 77 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:41,801 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO CASH OR CARD ACCEPTED?" 78 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:46,172 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY? IS THIS A BARTER SYSTEM? 79 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,040 I CAN'T JAM A CHICKEN IN THAT SLOT! 80 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:53,780 THE OFLET ONLY THING IN THE WHOLE DAMN SUBWAY THAT WORKING 81 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:59,786 IS THE CEILING JUICE DRIPPER. YOU CAN ALWAYS GET FRESH CEILING 82 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:04,557 JUICE. IT'S BEEN A TOUGH WEEK FOR 83 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:06,125 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN. FIRST, WE LEARNED THAT INFLATION 84 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:10,897 IS AT A NEW 40-YEAR HIGH. AND WHEN HE WENT TO IOWA TO TALK 85 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:15,067 ABOUT WAYS TO LOWER GAS PRICES, TO TRY TO HELP, HE WAS UPSTAGED 86 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,770 BY HIS LAPEL, BECAUSE DURING THE SPEECH, A BIRD APPEARED TO POOP 87 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:21,073 ON JOE BIDEN. LOOK, FOLKS, THIS IS THE KIND OF 88 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:28,247 STORY LATE NIGHT WAS MADE FOR. IN FACT, STEVE ALLEN STARTED 89 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:29,782 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" IN THE 1950s TO TALK ABOUT A PELICAN 90 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:33,653 GUANO-BOMBING IKE. SO COVERING THIS RECENT INCIDENT 91 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,788 IS "THE LATE SHOW'S" DUTY. WELL, IT'S THE BIRD'S DOODY. 92 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:38,658 BUT IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY. HERE'S-- 93 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:42,528 THEY'RE WAY AHEAD. 94 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:50,436 >> - YEAH, THEY HEARD IT. >> - HERE'S THE MOMENT IT 95 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:51,904 HAPPENED. KEEP AN EYE ON THE PRESIDENT'S 96 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,773 JACKET, >> IT'S ABOUT BEING MADE IN 97 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,074 AMERICA. A LOT OF THAT HAS TO DO WITH 98 00:07:55,141 --> 00:08:01,714 THIS INDUSTRY. >> AND THAT BIRD IS NOW 99 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,950 THE REPUBLICAN FRONT-RUNNER IN 2024. 100 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:09,522 IT'S ALREADY PICKED ITS 101 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,824 NUMBER TWO. HOLD ON! 102 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:14,894 HOLD ON! WAIT! 103 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:22,168 I'M BEING TOLD THAT WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT BIRD POOP FACT CHECK. 104 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,071 ACCORDING TO AN NBC POLITICAL REPORTER, WHAT FELL ON THE 105 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,073 PRESIDENT WASN'T BIRD POOP AT ALL, BECAUSE, 106 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:32,678 "I WAS IN THE ROOM. THIS IS AN ACTIVE FACTORY, AND 107 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:34,881 PIPES FULL OF CORN POWDER FILLED THE CEILING OF THIS EVENT SPACE. 108 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:37,183 CORN POWDER PARTICLES WERE DRIPPING ON ALL OF US 109 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:42,889 PERIODICALLY THROUGHOUT THE EVENT." 110 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:45,558 BOOOOO! BOO ON YOUR FACT CHECK! 111 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,793 WHAT A PARTY NOT-ACTUALLY-POOPER! 112 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,196 THIS GUY SURE SEEMS EAGER TO CONVINCE US IT WASN'T BIRD POOP. 113 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:53,799 CAN WE SEE A PHOTO OF THAT REPORTER? 114 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:58,204 AH-HAH! AH-HAH! 115 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,872 ACCEPTED. 116 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:05,778 IT WASN'T BIRD POOP. IT WAS JUST A GENTLE RAIN OF 117 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,447 INDUSTRIAL CORN DOOKIE. YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF, 118 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,016 BECAUSE CAMERAS CAPTURED WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE ROOM ABOVE 119 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,784 THE PRESIDENT THE MOMENT IT 120 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:15,621 >> HEY, I'M IN HERE! 121 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:19,959 SPEAKING OF-- THAT'S AN EXCLUSIVE! 122 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:26,899 THAT'S AN EXCLUSIVE, IS WHAT WE CALL THAT IN THE BUSINESS. 123 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:30,903 SPEAKING OF EMBARRASSMENT, IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE WHO CAME 124 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,972 WITHIN BURGER- SPITTLE DISTANCE OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS UNDER 125 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,874 CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION. AND THAT INCLUDES DISGRACED 126 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:38,911 FORMER NEW YORK MAYOR AND POP-UP HALLOWEEN LAWYER, RUDY GIULIANI. 127 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:42,882 FEDERAL PROSECUTORS ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING INTO RUDY'S 128 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:46,886 LOBBYING EFFORTS IN UKRAINE, AND BACK IN APRIL OF LAST YEAR, 129 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:50,056 INVESTIGATORS SEIZED 18 DEVICES DURING HIGH-PROFILE RAIDS ON HIS 130 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:53,793 HOME. 18 DEVICES? 131 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:57,897 MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF PORN. 132 00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:02,168 OFFERED TO ASSIST THE FEDS IN FINDING REASONS TO CHARGE HIM 133 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:05,438 WHEN HE HELPED INVESTIGATORS UNLOCK SEVERAL ELECTRONIC 134 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:10,876 DEVICES BY PROVIDING A LIST OF POSSIBLE PASSWORDS. 135 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:17,683 CARRY AROUND A PIECE OF PAPER 136 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:18,884 WITH A LIST OF POSSIBLE PASSWORDS. 137 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,787 I'M HAPPY TO SAY "THE LATE SHOW" HAS ACQUIRED A COPY OF THE 138 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,189 LIST. THERE'S "LEAKY HEAD JUICE 21," 139 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:26,492 "SEX WITH COUSIN 69," AND "FOUR SEASONS TOTAL MANSCAPING." 140 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:34,900 SPEAKING-- 141 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:39,071 A SCANDAL BREWING FOR BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT AND GRANDPA ON 142 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,875 VACATION WHO'S DRIVING GRANDMA CRAZY WITH HIS STUPID NEW HAT, 143 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:46,879 JAIR BOLSONARO. BOLSONARO'S OPPONENS ARE 144 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:49,582 ATTACKING HIM AFTER FINDING OUT THAT THE COUNTRY'S ARMED FORCES 145 00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:53,152 HAD BOUGHT TENS OF THOUSANDS OF IMPOTENCE PILLS. 146 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:59,792 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, BRAZILIAN SOLDIERS NO LONGER NEED THEIR 147 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:02,962 BAYONETS, AND THEY'RE PITCHING TENTS FASTER THAN EVER. 148 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:05,831 THE DRUG WAS BEING USED TO TREAT 149 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:10,870 PULMONARY HYPERTENSION, BUT A REPORTER IN ONE NEWSPAPER 150 00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:13,205 SUGGESTED THE DOSAGES THAT HAD BEEN BOUGHT WERE GENERALLY USED 151 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,175 TO TREAT PENISES, NOT BLOOD PRESSURE. 152 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,777 WELL, EITHER WAY, YOU MIGHT WANT YOUR PENIS TO CUT BACK ON FRIED 153 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:23,082 FOODS. PLUS, THE OFFICIAL WHO EXPOSED 154 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:26,886 THE VIAGRA SPENDING ALSO CLAIMED THAT THE DEFENSE MINISTRY HAD 155 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:34,894 APPROVED THE PURCHASE OF 60 INFLATABLE SILICONE PENILE 156 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:47,506 IMPLANTS, COSTING BETWEEN $10,600 AND $12,800 APIECE. 157 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:49,508 WOW, HOW HIGH TECH ARE THESE THINGS? 158 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,910 IN THE OLD DAYS, IF YOU WANTED AN INFLATABLE PENILE IMPLANT, 159 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:53,045 YOU JUST MADE DO WITH ONE OF THOSE NOODLE GUYS. 160 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,246 DIDN'T WORK VERY WELL, BUT YOUR PENIS DID SELL A LOT OF USED 161 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:58,084 HONDAS. NOW, THIS IS ESPECIALLY 162 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:02,955 EMBARRASSING FOR BOLSONARO, WHO FREQUENTLY BOASTS ABOUT HIS 163 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,791 VIRILITY, REFERRING TO HIMSELF AS "IMBROCHAVEL." 164 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:10,896 THE PORTUGUESE WORD ROUGHLY TRANSLATES INTO ENGLISH AS 165 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,498 "UNFLOPPABLE" OR "FLACCID-PROOF." 166 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,834 WELL, THIS WILL TEACH HIM TO BE SO COCKY. 167 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,870 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 168 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:22,908 TONIGHT. MY GUESTS ARE CLAIRE FOY AND 169 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:26,612 PAUL BETTANY. BUT WHEN WE RETURN, THE HOUSING 170 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,782 MARKET IS ON FIRE. BUT IS IT YOUNG PEOPLE OR OLD 171 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:34,487 PEOPLE WHO ARE THE ARSONISTS? STICK AROUND. 172 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:25,938 JON BATISTE AND HUMAN, EVERYBODY! 173 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:35,181 JON BATISTE AND HUMAN, EVERYBODY! 174 00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:38,517 I LIKE IT. >> DIFFERENT SOUND. 175 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:46,058 >> I LIKE IT. WE'VE GOT TWO-- JON, COMING UP 176 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,795 HERE, COMING UP? JUST A MINUTE WE HAVE TWO 177 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:53,165 ABSOLUTELY LOVELY, JUST LOVELY AND JUST DAMN CLASSY GUESTS. 178 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,935 WE HAVE PAUL BETTANY AND CLAIRE FOY ARE GOING TO BE OUT HERE IN 179 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,037 JUST A LITTLE WHILE FOR THEIR NEW SERIES ON AMAZON PRIME 180 00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,839 CALLED "A VERY BRITISH SCANDAL." IT IS VERY SCANDALOUS AND 181 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:03,142 THEY'RE VERY BRITISH, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO COME OUT 182 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,344 HERE AND SOUND ALL SMART AND EVERYTHING. 183 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,780 IT'S GOING TO BE ARE GREAT. HEY, HAPPY SPRING. 184 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,883 IT REALLY FEELS LIKE A-- AN AMAZING SPRING DAY TODAY. 185 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,420 >> YES, TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY, INCREDIBLE. 186 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,055 YEAH. >> SPRING IS ALL 187 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:19,725 ABOUT HOPE AND UPWARD AND NEW POSSIBILITIES. 188 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,061 HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY, JON? >> I FEEL GREAT. 189 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,763 I WALKED IN CENTRAL PARK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE. 190 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,765 >> - WOW. >> - IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 191 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,400 MAN, WE HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE PARK IN NEW YORK CITY. 192 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,569 >> - SURE. >> - YOU CAN JUST GO RIGHT 193 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,738 THERE. >> IT'S A JEWEL. 194 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,440 EUROPEAN-- >> YES. 195 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:35,641 UNBELIEVABLE. >> CAN YOU WALK 196 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,644 AROUND AND HAVE PEOPLE NOT BOTHER YOU NOW, NOW THAT YOU'RE 197 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,948 LIKE "ALBUM OF THE YEAR, JON BATISTE"? 198 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,049 >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. IT'S CRAZY. 199 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,085 YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT. >> I KNOW, I KNOW. 200 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:48,020 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 201 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,788 >> WHOA. A SHIFT. 202 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,323 >> IT IS A SHIFT, YEAH. 203 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,992 >> - SOMETHING DIFFERENT. >> - WELCOME TO IT. 204 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,293 >> YES. ANY TIPS. 205 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,095 >> ENJOY IT. WHAT? 206 00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,063 >> - ANY TIPS. >> - ANY TIPS? 207 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,798 GROW A BEARD? I DON'T KNOW. 208 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,668 TRY TO ENJOY IT? BE NICE? 209 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,937 >> - YEAH. >> - YEAH, BE NICE, 210 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:10,576 UNLIKE HOW YOU USUALLY ARE, JON. FOLKS, THE WORLD IS ENGAGED IN A 211 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:15,714 BATTLE OF THE GENERATIONS. IT'S BOOMERS VERSUS MILLENNIALS 212 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:19,585 VERSUS GEN Z. IT'S GEN X VERSUS... 213 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,155 WELL, NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT GEN X. 214 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,824 ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, RELATIONS BETWEEN THE YOUTHS AND 215 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:31,196 NOT-SO-YOUTHLY ARE TENSE BECAUSE THERE'S A HEATED DEBATE OVER 216 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,966 WHICH GENERATION HAS IT WORSE. THOUGH, MOST IN THE U.S. SAY 217 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,134 YOUNG ADULTS TODAY FACE MORE CHALLENGES THAN THEIR PARENTS' 218 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:41,774 GENERATION. AND BASED ON THE EPISODES OF 219 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,175 "EUPHORIA" THAT I'VE SEEN, YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY HAVE IT VERY HARD 220 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,576 DESPITE BEING BIZARRELY ATTRACTIVE. 221 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,078 I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS LOOKED LIKE 222 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:50,182 THIS. 223 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:55,220 WHY ARE THERE TWO PHOTOS OF JACOB ELORDI UP THERE? 224 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,923 ONE OF THEM IS SUPPOSED TO BE ME. 225 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:00,592 THE STUDY FOUND THAT THE YOUTHS HAVE IT TOUGHER IN A VARIETY OF 226 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:03,162 CATEGORIES, INCLUDING SAVING FOR THE FUTURE, PAYING FOR COLLEGE, 227 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:06,899 AND BUYING A HOME. SO THIS IS ONLY AN ISSUE FOR 228 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,300 YOUNG PEOPLE WHO LIKE KNOWING THINGS, HAVING THINGS, AND 229 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,136 KNOWING WHERE TO HAVE THOSE THINGS. 230 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:15,908 PEEVED ABOUT THE HOME-BUYING 231 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:19,144 MARKET, WHERE BABY BOOMERS AND MILLENNIALS ARE IN A HOUSING 232 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:22,081 WAR, AND BOOMERS ARE WINNING BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE CASH TO 233 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,248 WIN BIDDING WARS. MILLENNIALS DON'T HAVE ANY CASH. 234 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:27,553 EVIDENTLY, THEY JUST KEEP VENMOING EACH OTHER THE SAME 235 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:31,256 $200, AND SOMEHOW THAT'S KEEPING OUR ECONOMY AFLOAT. 236 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:36,762 I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS. 237 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,996 BUT BOOMERS DO HAVE A PLAN TO TRANSFER THE WEALTH OF THEIR 238 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:43,168 GENERATION TO MILLENNIALS IN INCREMENTS OF $5 EVERY BIRTHDAY. 239 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:47,873 HARD, UNLESS YOU MAKE REALLY 240 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:53,812 SAFE CAREER CHOICES, LIKE IMPROV. 241 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,214 SO, IS IT REALLY TOUGHER FOR MILLENNIALS THAN IT IS FOR 242 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:59,151 BOOMERS? TO EXPLORE THIS ISSUE, PLEASE 243 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,521 WELCOME MY WRITER AND CERTIFIED YOUNG PERSON, ELIANA KWARTLER. 244 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,958 ELIANA KWARTLER, EVERYBODY. ELIANA, THANK YOU, LOVELY TO SEE 245 00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,960 YOU. PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. 246 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,462 >> THANK YOU. IT'S REALLY-- IT'S GREAT TO BE 247 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:14,833 HERE ON BEHALF OF MILLENNIALS, STEVE. 248 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,703 THE CHILDREN MUST BE HEARD. >> CHILDREN? 249 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:24,977 ELIANA, AT THIS POINT, YOU GOTTA BE LIKE, TWENTY- 250 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,378 >> DON'T SAY IT ON TV. >> WHAT YEAR WERE YOU 251 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,546 BORN? >> NINETEEN NINETY-NONE-O-YA 252 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,515 BIZNESS. >> ELIANA, EXPLAIN THIS 253 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:34,086 TO ME-- 254 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:39,224 >> BECAUSE THIS IS A CONTEST BETWEEN THE GENERATIONS! 255 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,159 >> IT'S NOT A CONTEST! 256 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,960 POINT FOR ME! >> WHERE DID YOU EVEN 257 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,162 GET THAT? >> UH, THE INTERNET. 258 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:49,668 YA HEARD OF IT, GRANDPA? 259 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:59,144 I AM? >> A LADY NEVER TELLS. 260 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,446 >> SO, DO MILLENNIALS REALLY HAVE IT SO HARD, FINDING 261 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,647 PLACES TO LIVE? >> DO YOU KNOW HOW COMPETITIVE 262 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,148 THE HOUSING MARKET IS RIGHT NOW, STEVE? 263 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,017 >> NO, THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU ABOUT IT. 264 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:09,822 >> IT'S SO COMPETITIVE THAT 90% OF MILLENNIALS ARE WILLING TO 265 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,291 BUY A HOME SIGHT UNSEEN. >> WOW. 266 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:15,160 >> YES, AND EVEN WHEN YOU TRY TO SEE A HOUSE, IT'S A NIGHTMARE. 267 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:19,131 I WENT TO MEET MY AGENT FOR A HOUSE TOUR, THEY PUT A BAG OVER 268 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,201 MY HEAD, THREW ME IN THE BACK OF A VAN, AND WOULDN'T LET ME GO 269 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:27,139 UNTIL MY FAMILY WIRED THEM A DOWN PAYMENT. 270 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:34,112 SURE YOU WERE KIDNAPPED. 271 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:37,583 >> I DUNNO, MAYBE. THE DUNGEON WAS OPEN CONCEPT, SO 272 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,586 I DID PUT IN AN OFFER. 273 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:47,159 RIGHT, THAT'S FINE, BUT THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 274 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,927 RISING PRICES ARE HARD FOR OLDER FOLKS, TOO. SOME OF THEM ARE 275 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,729 SELLING THEIR HOUSES TO PAY FOR RETIREMENT AND THEN HAVING TO 276 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,364 GET ROOMMATES. >> OH, I'M AWARE, STEVE. 277 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:57,169 MY FIANCE'S MOM HAS STARTED "JOKINGLY" ASKING IF SHE CAN 278 00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:03,141 LIVE IN OUR GUEST ROOM. >> FOR REAL? 279 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,142 >> YES. THAT'S A REAL THING THAT'S 280 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:07,746 HAPPENING TO ME. 281 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:15,153 >> AM I LAUGHING? 282 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:20,993 MOVING IN, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A HOUSE WITH A GUEST ROOM. 283 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,128 YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 284 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,397 FRIENDLY ADVICE. YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT YOUR JOB. 285 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,465 YOU DESERVE A RAISE. YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR BOSS AND 286 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,066 ASK FOR MORE MONEY. >> CAN I HAVE MORE MONEY? 287 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:35,507 >> NO. ELIANA KWARTLER, EVERYBODY. 288 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,510 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CLAIRE FOY AND PAUL BETTANY. 289 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:05,904 WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW 290 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:10,442 MY GUESTS TONIGHT KNOW FROM "THE CROWN," "WANDAVISION," AND SO 291 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,810 MUCH MORE. THEY NOW STAR TOGETHER IN "A 292 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,781 VERY BRITISH SCANDAL." . 293 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:20,052 >> I'M GOING TO CARRY YOU. >> WHAT? 294 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,055 >> I'M GOING TO CARRY YOU ACROSS THE THRESHOLD. 295 00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:30,462 >> NO, IAN, PLEASE. >> I WILL CARRY THE DUCHESS INTO 296 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:33,632 INVERARAY CASTLE. IT'S LIKE CARRYING A PIECE OF 297 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:36,501 WOOD. >> I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T LIKE 298 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,703 IT. >> EVERYBODY IS LOOKING. 299 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,739 >> YOU'RE GOING TO DROP ME. >> I'M NOT GOING TO 300 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:48,413 DROP YOU. >> CAN YOU PLEASE PUT ME DOWN? 301 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:54,052 IAN. 302 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:58,457 >> THERE, YOU'RE DOWN. HAPPY? 303 00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:02,060 >> PLEASE WELCOME, PAUL BETTANY AND CLAIRE FOY! 304 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:19,177 HELLO! 305 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:23,415 HELLO! 306 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:33,325 >> HELLO! 307 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,994 >> HELLO, EVERYONE. >> NICE TO HAVE SUCH 308 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:41,066 A GLAMOROUS DUO ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 309 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:48,173 YOU TWO, THE SHOW IS CALLED "A VERY BRITISH SCANDAL." 310 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,410 IT'S ON THE AMAZON, THE PRIME VIDEO. 311 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,446 EVIE AND I GOBBLED IT DOWN, ALL THREE EPISODES ON SATURDAY. 312 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,248 ONCE WE STARTED, WE COULDN'T STOP. 313 00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:59,951 YOU PLAY JUST THE MOST AWFUL PEOPLE WHO-- BUT ARE JUST-- IT'S 314 00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:03,555 JUST SO WONDERFUL TO WATCH YOU BE AS AWFUL AS YOU ARE. 315 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,457 AND THESE ARE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE, RIGHT? 316 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:06,858 >> YES. >> YES. 317 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:09,294 >> BUT ON TOP OF THAT YOU PUT ON CHARACTER NAMES AT 318 00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:12,898 THE SAME TIME. THIS IS A TRUE STORY OF A FAMOUS 319 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:16,968 DIVORCE BETWEEN A DUKE AND DUCHESS OF ARGYLL, RIGHT? 320 00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:19,304 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? >> IT WAS SORT OF A PUBLIC TRAIN 321 00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,440 WRECK WITH TEA. >> THIS WAS IN ALL OF 322 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,441 THE PAPERS. >> YES. 323 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,109 >> THIS WAS-- THIS WAS A HUGE SCANDAL. 324 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:30,449 THEY WERE SORT OF FAMOUSLY BON VIVANTS, RIGHT? 325 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,517 >> YES. >> WHEN YOU ACTUALLY 326 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:36,588 SHOT THIS, THAT SCENE WHERE HE'S CARRYING YOU INTO INVERARAY 327 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,690 CASTLE WHEN YOU FIRST GOT MARRIED. 328 00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:41,393 YOU ACTUALLY SHOT AROUND INVERARAY CASTLE. 329 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:45,330 WHAT WAS THAT LIKE? BECAUSE IS THERE A PRESENT DUKE 330 00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:46,431 WILL ARIL? >> YES, THERE IS. 331 00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:49,201 AND HE WAS THERE. AND WHEN -- 332 00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,069 >> IS HE, LIKE, THE GRANDSON OR SOMETHING? 333 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:57,042 >> HE'S THE GRANDSON OF IAN, IAN CAMPBELL. 334 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,478 >> AND HE WAS REALLY GOOD WITH CATTLE, I SEEM TO REMEMBER. 335 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:07,919 HE HAD TO SORT OF SHOO IT CAMPBELL-- HE WAS GREAT WITH 336 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:10,388 CATTLE AND WHISKEY. >> HE WAS GOOD WITH 337 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:12,958 WHISKEY? >> HE HAS HIS OWN WHISKEY BRAND 338 00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:14,092 CALLED... >> THE ROYAL SALUTE. 339 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:16,962 >> AND IT WAS AMAZING. AND HE GAVE US SOME. 340 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:21,600 IN FACT, HE LEFTINOUS A ROOM WITH SOME, AND HE SAID, "HERE'S 341 00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:26,171 THE 300 POUND BOTTLE, HERE'S THE 600 POUND BOTTLE, HERE'S THE 342 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,407 2,000 POUND BOTTLE, AND YOU SHOULD START FROM HERE AND HE 343 00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:30,976 LEFT. AND CLAIRE AND I WENT STRAIGHT 344 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:34,446 TO THE 2,000. >> AND NOW HE'LL KNOW THAT. 345 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:37,415 >> HEROIC PAUSE. >> IT WAS DELICIOUS! 346 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:40,252 >> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HAUNTED CASTLE. 347 00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:43,989 IT'S LIST AS ONE OF THE TOP FIVE HAUNTED CASTLES. 348 00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:45,390 DID YOU SEE A GHOST? >> NO. 349 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:48,794 >> THE ONLY SPIRITS THEY CAME INTO CONTACT WITH WERE THE 350 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:51,062 DRINKS. 351 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:55,433 GHOSTS EITHER OF YOU? >> THE 2,000-POUND BOTTLE. 352 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,402 >> YES. >> DO YOU BELIEVE IN 353 00:23:57,469 --> 00:24:00,438 THE SUPERNATURAL OR GHOSTS? >> VERY MUCH SO, YES. 354 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:01,606 >> DO YOU REALLY? >> YES. 355 00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:04,075 DO YOU NOT? >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT 356 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,011 GHOSTS. I BELIEVE IN A-- OH, THIS IS 357 00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,613 GOING TO COME OUT WRONG. THIS IS GOING TO COME OUT WRONG. 358 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,617 >> DO IT. >> I WAS GOING TO SAY 359 00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:17,355 I BELIEVE IN A SPIRIT REALM. THAT SOUNDS LIKE I'M ABOUT TO 360 00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:19,624 SUMMON SOMETHING ON TO THE STAGE RIGHT NOW. 361 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,827 EXCUSE ME WHILE I SACRIFICE A GOAT. 362 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:24,830 THAT WOULD BE A FUN THING TO DO, TO HAVE A SEGMENT OF A SHOW 363 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:27,833 WHERE YOU DO OUIJA BOARDSES WITH STARS. 364 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,435 WILL YOU COME BACK AND OUIJA BOARD WITH STARS? 365 00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:34,439 >> WHO KNOWS. IT'S LIKE "GHOSTBUSTERS" ISN'T 366 00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,708 IT? >> WHAT'S YOUR NEXT ROLE. 367 00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:40,278 >> YOU SHALL NOT WORK FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 368 00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:43,582 >> CLAIRE, YOU PLAYED THE QUEEN IN "THE CROWN," 369 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:44,883 BEAUTIFULLY, AS EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS. 370 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:50,455 THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT. 371 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:53,425 DUCHESS. 372 00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:57,229 >> I MADE THE SAME JOKE! >> YOU DID MAKE THE SAME JOKE. 373 00:24:57,295 --> 00:25:01,233 IT'S A GOOD ONE, GUYS. I MEAN, WHAT WILL BE NEXT, THEN? 374 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:05,403 >> UH, UH... >> MIDDLE LING TO LOW RANK -- 375 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:08,073 >> A DAME. >> I LIKE THAT. 376 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:10,408 >> WHO DO YOU WOULD MAKE THE BETTER NOBLE IF YOU 377 00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:14,246 GUYS COULD HAVE A NOBLE TITLE? WHICH DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE? 378 00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:17,249 >> I THINK IT WOULD BE YOU. >> OH, MY GOD! 379 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:21,853 >> WHY? >> LOOK AT HIM. 380 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,421 HE'S SO -- >> YOU'RE SO LONG? 381 00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:28,093 IS THAT PART OF IT? >> HE LOOKS BETTER, DOESN'T HE? 382 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:30,362 HE LOOKS MORE DEBONAIR. >> THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE. 383 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:32,197 >> HE DOES NOT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU. 384 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,466 I AM A PROFESSIONAL. 385 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:38,637 A BREAK TO PAY SOME BILLS HERE, BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, I WILL 386 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:42,707 ASK PAUL WHETHER WE MIGHT SEE HIS CHARACTER FROM "WANDAVISION" 387 00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:44,509 AGAIN ANY TIME SOON. STICK AROUND. 388 00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:56,288 MAKING SOME NOTES. WE'RE BACK WITH THE STARS OF "A 389 00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:59,424 VERY BRITISH SCANDAL," PAUL BETTANY AND CLAIRE FOY. 390 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:04,129 PAUL, I'M CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO ASK YOU ABOUT 391 00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:04,963 "WANDAVISION." >> OH, YEAH. 392 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:08,667 >> OKAY? 393 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:14,005 USUALLY I'M NOT VERY FORECAST COMING ON THIS STUFF. 394 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:18,343 BUT I LOVE YOU, AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO 395 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,477 KNOW. >> CAN YOU RAIN AND 396 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:23,214 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THESE PHOTOS RIGHT HERE? 397 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:31,356 >> OH, . 398 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:38,763 YES, I CAN. THEY MADE A BUST OF ME IN ORDER 399 00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:41,533 THAT THEY COULD LIGHT SCENES WHEN I WASN'T THERE. 400 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:45,303 I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T JUST USE THIS IN THE ACTUAL 401 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:48,440 SCENE. WE HAVE A SIMILAR SORT OF 402 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:51,977 WOODEN, YOU KNOW, QUALITY. AND I STOLE IT, SO THAT I COULD 403 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:56,748 TAKE IT HOME TO MY COUNTRY HOUSE AND THIED WHEN PEOPLE CAME OVER 404 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:59,284 TO STAY, HIDE IT IN THEIR TOILETS. 405 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,786 >> AND... 406 00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:03,955 >> YES. >> AND THIS IS MY 407 00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:05,557 FAVORITE. I LOVE THE IDEA OF A GUEST GOING 408 00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:09,127 INTO THE GUEST ROOM OF YOUR HOUSE, AND THEN TURNING ON THE 409 00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:13,765 LIGHT, AND SEEING THIS. >> YEAH. 410 00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:20,205 >> JUST LAST QUESTION 411 00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:24,175 ON THIS. THE NEW "DR. STRANGE" IS COMING 412 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:25,243 OUT. WANDA'S IN THAT. 413 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:29,047 HAVE YOU RECENTLY BEEN IN SPANDEX AND PAINTED WHITE? 414 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:30,915 >> THIS IS REALLY GRATE GREAT QUESTION. 415 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:34,185 AND, AGAIN, I SAID I WAS GOING TO BE ENTIRELY HONEST WITH YOU. 416 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:37,789 YOU'RE ASKING IF I WAS IN -- >> IS WHITE VISION-- 417 00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:43,828 >> AM I IN "DR. STRANGE? YES, NO, YES, NO, YES, NO. 418 00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:45,230 I DON'T KNOW. AM I? 419 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:47,632 WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> MY INSTINCT IS YES. 420 00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:53,371 >> I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY RUMORS THAT I AM IN SAID 421 00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:57,709 AND AFOREMENTIONED "DR. STRANGE." 422 00:27:57,776 --> 00:28:01,246 >> CLAIRE, ARE YOU IN "DR. STRANGE 2." 423 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:02,714 >> YES. >> PAUL, YOU DROPPED 424 00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:04,849 OUT OF SCHOOL WHEN YOU WERE 16. >> I WAS STUPID. 425 00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:08,753 >> BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT. 426 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:16,127 WHAT DID HE SAY, BECAUSE HE'S STUPID? 427 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,963 CLAIRE, EUM NOT AWARE OF YOUR EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND AND NOR I 428 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:22,400 DO NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU SOUND SO SMART. 429 00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:25,770 DOES THAT COME IN HANDY, FOOLING US YANKS. 430 00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:30,675 >> ABSOLUTELY. I FOOLED MY WIFE THINKING I READ 431 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:35,480 BOTH VOLUMES OF "REMEMBRANCE OF THINGS PAST," JUST BECAUSE I HAD 432 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,982 AN ACCENT AND GLASSES. SHE CLEARLY THOUGHT I WAS WENT 433 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:41,219 TO OX BRIDGE. >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 434 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:44,255 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. >> IT'S REALLY AWFUL TO, YOU 435 00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:48,893 KNOW, KIND OF SEE THE SLOW DAWNING AWARENESS OF HOW STUPID 436 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:54,732 I-- I... I'M ILL EDUCATED. 437 00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:58,236 >> PICKING OUT THE LETTERS ON YOUR MENU AS YOU PICK 438 00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:03,875 OUT WHAT THE SIDES ARE. >> I HAVE TO GET HER TO RETYPE 439 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:08,179 MY TAX BECAUSE I CAN'T PUNCTUATE, I CAN'T SPELL. 440 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:13,785 >> SOME WITH THAT ACCENT ARE SMART. 441 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:20,158 THAT HIDELLSTON SON OF A BITCH, IS NOT ONLY LIKE YOU PEOPLE BUT 442 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:23,461 WAS FIRST IN CAMBRIDGE WITH LAT AND I KNOW GREEK. 443 00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:24,896 DOES THAT MAKE YOU MAD? >> YES. 444 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,599 >> YOU DON'T NEED AN EDUCATION TO BE AN ACTOR? 445 00:29:27,665 --> 00:29:29,701 >> NO. >> IT'S BETTER IF YOU 446 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:32,770 TRAVEL A LITTLE LIGHT, ISN'T IT? >> LET SOMEBODY ELSE HAVE A JOB. 447 00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:36,941 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LET SOMEBODY STUPID STUPID HAVE 448 00:29:37,008 --> 00:29:39,777 A JOB IN ACTING. WHAT'S HE DOING, YOU KNOW? 449 00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:41,779 >> HAVE A WORD. >> I WILL HAVE A WORD WITH HIM. 450 00:29:41,846 --> 00:29:43,882 >> DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN CLAIRE? 451 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:47,452 >> I DO HAVE ONE OF THEM, YES. >> IS SHE-- OR HE. 452 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,820 I'M GUESSING. >> IT'S A SHE. 453 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,788 >> IS SHE IN SCHOOL YET? 454 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:55,059 >> YES, THANK GOD NOW THAT COVID IS HOPEFULLY-- SHE CAN GO TO 455 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,761 SCHOOL NOW. SHE COULDN'T GO TO SCHOOL FOR A 456 00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:59,063 VERY HARD TIME. >> IS THAT HARD TO 457 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,798 LET THE KIDS GO OFF? >> NOPE. 458 00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:02,767 ISN'T IT GREAT THAT THEY'RE BACK IN SCHOOL! 459 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:05,270 >> IT IS. >> IT'S EXTRAORDINARY. 460 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:08,239 >> IT IS LOVELY. PAUL, SINCE YOU DROPPED OUT, DO 461 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,209 YOU HAVE-- DO YOU FEEL GUILTY SENDING YOUR CHILDREN OFF TO 462 00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:18,416 SOMETHING THAT YOU GAVE UP ON? 463 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,451 JUST-- IT'S JUST A FAIR QUESTION. 464 00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:23,688 >> IT'S A VERY FAIR QUESTION. I HAD A VERY HARD TIME IN 465 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,256 SCHOOL. I WAS VERY BULLIED. 466 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:29,294 AND, ACTUALLY, ON THE NIGHT BEFORE MY ELDEST SON WENT TO 467 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,197 SCHOOL, MY WIFE-- I WAS PUTTING HIM TO BED. 468 00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:35,433 MY WIFE CAME IN AND I WAS TEACHING HIM HOW TO PUNCH. 469 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,802 AND HE WENT-- SHE WENT, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" 470 00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:41,773 AND I WENT, "I'M TEACHING OUR SON HOW TO PUNCH." 471 00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:46,844 AND SHE WENT, "WHY?" AND I SAID,"HE'S GOING TO 472 00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:48,279 SCHOOL." SHE SAID, "I'VE NEVER-- I WENT 473 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:53,218 TO THE SAME SCHOOL, AND I NEVER SAW ANYBODY GET BULLIED OR A 474 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:55,853 FIGHT AT THAT SCHOOL." AND I WAS FILLED WITH THIS HUGE 475 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,389 SENSE OF RELIEF. AND THEN CUT TO ABOUT FIVE YEARS 476 00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:02,760 LATER, HE CAME HOME AND HE SAID, "I'VE BEEN BULLIED AT SCHOOL." 477 00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,430 AND HE WAS JUST-- I WAS FURIOUS. AND I SAID, WHORVINGS IT? 478 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:08,766 WHO WAS IT?" HE SAID, s, IT WAS THIS KID 479 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,736 CALLED MARK." THE NEXT MORNING I DROVE HIM TO 480 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,739 SCHOOL AND IT WAS LIKE A STAIB OUT, I HAD COFFEE-- I DIDN'T 481 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:19,177 HAVE A CIGARETTE. IT WAS LIKE "HILL STREET BLUES." 482 00:31:19,244 --> 00:31:22,313 AND I SAID, "POINT HIM OUT." AND I WAS GOING TO GO OUT AND 483 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,282 FIGHT THE KID. A 10-YEAR-OLD. 484 00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:27,685 I SAID, "POINT HIM OUT." HE SAID, "IT'S MARK." 485 00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:29,821 AND I SAID, "WHICH ONE? 486 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:32,957 THERE ARE 200 KIDS OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL. 487 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:39,897 TELL ME WHICH ONE IT IS." HE SAID, "THE ONE WITH THE 488 00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:42,634 CELLO. I SAID, "GET OUT OF THE CAR." 489 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:46,938 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BE BULLIED BY A KID WITH A CELLO. 490 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:50,008 YOU YOU CAN'T BE BULLIED BY A CELLIST. 491 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,244 >> SOUND WISDOM. DON'T FORGET TO TELL YOUR 492 00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:54,545 DAUGHTER THAT. >> I WILL. 493 00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:56,247 >> CLAIRE, FALL, WHAT A DELIGHT. 494 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,482 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 495 00:31:57,548 --> 00:31:58,883 >> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. 496 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:03,121 LOVELY TO SEE YOU. "A VERY BRITISH SCANDAL" IS 497 00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:05,590 AVAILABLE NEXT FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO. 498 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:07,925 IT'S PAUL BETTANY AND CLAIRE FOY. 499 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:11,162 THEY SOUND SO SMART. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 500 00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:13,598 CELEBRATION OF GILBERT GOTTFRIED. 501 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:50,735 WELCOME BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, s LIKE A 502 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:57,475 LOT OF YOU, I'M SURE, I WAS SADDENED TO LEARN YESTERDAY OF 503 00:32:57,542 --> 00:33:00,278 THE DEATH OF A FRIEND OF THE SHOW, LEGENDARY COMEDIAN, 504 00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:02,447 GILBERT GOTTFRIED. HE PASSED AWAY AT THE AGE OF 67. 505 00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:07,552 AND MY REACTION TO THAT NEWS WAS THE SAME TO MY REACTION TO MANY 506 00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:17,228 THAT'S TOO SOON I LOVED GILBERT'S COMEDY EVER 507 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:18,996 SINCE I SAW HIM ON "LETTERMAN" WHEN I WAS 20, AND I WAS 508 00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:20,198 THRILLED TO MEET GILBERT, INTERVIEW GILBERT, DO BITS WITH 509 00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:23,234 GILBERT SEVERAL TIMES ON THE SHOW. 510 00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:24,435 AND I WAS ALWAYS IMPRESSED BY HIS ABILITY TO TELL A JOKE, NO 511 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:28,039 MATTER HOW INAPPROPRIATE IT MAY HAVE SEEMED. 512 00:33:28,106 --> 00:33:33,711 THERE'S AN OLD SAYING THAT COMEDY IS TRAGEDY PLUS TIME, 513 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:35,279 TO WHICH GILBERT OFTEN SAID, WHY WAIT? 514 00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:39,784 WHY THERE WERE SEVERAL TIMES IN 515 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:40,985 THE PAST FEW YEARS WHEN WE'D THINK OF A BIT THAT WAS SO 516 00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:45,289 VULGAR, SO INAPPROPRIATE, THAT IT WOULD ONLY WORK IF GILBERT 517 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,959 WAS WILLING TO JOIN US FOR IT. AND LAST SUMMER, WE HAD AN IDEA 518 00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:49,293 FOR A BIT ABOUT HOW "BRIDGERTON" WAS PLANNING TO MAKE THEIR NEW 519 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,731 SEASON JUST AS SPICY AS THE FIRST SEASON. 520 00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:57,001 OUR SCRIPT WAS DIRTY, IT WAS STUPID, IT WAS UNDIGNIFIED. 521 00:33:57,068 --> 00:34:00,738 AND GILBERT SAID "SURE." SO IN A TRIBUTE TO MR. 522 00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:04,375 GOTTFRIED, WE'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THE LAST BIT HE 523 00:34:04,442 --> 00:34:05,576 DID WITH US. JIM. 524 00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:08,746 >> LAST SEASON, LONDON LEARNED THE ONE THING THAT CANNOT BE 525 00:34:08,813 --> 00:34:13,317 ARRANGED IS LOVE. AND WHILE WE BID ADIEU TO ONE WE 526 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:17,722 BURNED FOR, A NEW LORD HAS ARRIVED TO SET HEARTS AFLAME. 527 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:28,399 >> IT'S ME, ING LORD CHAUNCEY! >> WE TURN TO A TIME WHEN LOVE 528 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:33,104 CONQUERED ALL. >> I AM TIRED OF PRETENDING! 529 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:36,307 AND I CANNOT CONTINUE ACTING AS IF I... 530 00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:41,712 AS IF I DO NOT LOVE YOU. >> HOT DAMN! 531 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:48,719 LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT'S MENU IS PORKING WITH A SIDE OF SIDE 532 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:51,789 BOOB! >> A TYPE OF DESIRE. 533 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:59,063 >> I HEREBY KNIGHT THEE SIR BOINKS A LOT. 534 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,298 NOW ARISE. >> A TIME OF THE HEART. 535 00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:05,703 >> I LOVE ALL OF YOU. EVERY SCAR. 536 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,306 EVERY FLAW. EVERY IMPERFECTION. 537 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:12,743 >> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE RASH ON MY BALLS, RIGHT? 538 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:20,718 THE APOTHECARY SAID JUST SLATHER ON THIS. 539 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:23,955 A HAND, MY LADY, DOWN IN SOUTH SUSSEX? 540 00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:30,661 >> A TIME OF THIS. >> THERE ARE OTHER THINGS, 541 00:35:30,728 --> 00:35:34,465 PHYSICAL, PERHAPS INTANGIBLE, THAT BRING A COUPLE TOGETHER. 542 00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:40,738 >> TIME TO DROP PANTALOONS AND SHOW THE WORLD MY JUICY BUNCH! 543 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:44,642 YOU LIKE? IT'S NOT EVEN BLURRED. 544 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:48,279 AT MY AGE, MY ASS JUST LOOKS LIKE THAT. 545 00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:53,451 >> NECESSARY SEASON, GIRD LORD LOINS. 546 00:35:53,518 --> 00:36:00,658 >> IT'S JOLLY OLD ENGLAND, AND I'VE GOT A... 547 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:01,893 >> THANK YOU, GILBERT. 548 00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:02,727 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 549 00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:15,039 >> HERE PERFORMING, "DANCE AND SING" 550 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,275 FROM THEIR ALBUM, "DOWN IN THE WEEDS WHERE THE 551 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:24,649 WORLD ONCE WAS," BRIGHT EYES! 552 00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:25,683 LIKE IT AIN'T THE END 553 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:26,984 YOUR LIFE IS DEPENDING ON IT 554 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:30,121 AND WE'RE TAKING IT IN 555 00:36:30,187 --> 00:36:33,224 RUSE 556 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:36,160 SEE THE COLD MOON HANGING 557 00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:40,097 LIKE THE PENNANT ABOVE 558 00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:44,068 WITH THE PROMISE RING LOVE 559 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,938 AT THE CARNIVAL 'CAUSE 560 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:48,072 PROOF 561 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:52,076 I SHED SOME TEARS FOR HIM 562 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:55,680 I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN 563 00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:58,749 WHAT WAS HAPPENING 564 00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:00,952 NEWS 565 00:37:01,018 --> 00:37:04,288 I'LL GRIEVE 566 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:11,095 WHAT I HAVE LOST 567 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:17,101 HOW IMPERFECT LIFE CAN BE 568 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:19,770 IS JUST DANCE 569 00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:23,074 SEE THE COAST GUARD COMING, 570 00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:27,278 SAVE THE DROWNING MEN 571 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:29,080 THEY ABANDONED SHIP 572 00:37:29,146 --> 00:37:32,083 WITH STARTS AND FITS 573 00:37:32,149 --> 00:37:34,385 DUME 574 00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:37,555 MAKES NO SENSE TO TRY 575 00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:40,091 PUT MORE WOOD ON THE FIRE 576 00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:44,095 ¡CAUSE WE'LL PROBABLY 577 00:37:44,161 --> 00:37:44,996 BE HERE A WHILE 578 00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:47,064 TRUTH 579 00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:52,103 YOUR CHEE AWAY 580 00:37:52,169 --> 00:38:00,077 MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF ME 581 00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:08,085 IS JUST DANCE ON THROUGH 582 00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:29,106 GOT A DIAMOND COLD HEART 583 00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:32,209 AND I GOT IT IN SPADES 584 00:38:32,276 --> 00:38:35,446 LIKE AN AUDIO SLAVE 585 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:39,917 LIKE A KID AT A RAVE 586 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:43,521 PAINT 587 00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:46,590 WANT TO TAKE ME TO TASK 588 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,092 SO I'D RATHER NOT ASK 589 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:52,096 AND I'M SPINNING IT FAST 590 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:55,666 PLAYS 591 00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:59,103 MY WORRIED MIND 592 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:08,079 PASSING THROUGH TIME 593 00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:12,083 YOU CAN DECIDE 594 00:39:12,149 --> 00:39:20,191 ON THE FIRING LINE 595 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:27,231 IS JUST DANCE ON THROUGH 596 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:50,087 WITH EVERY STEP THAT WAS ) 597 00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:51,188 WITH EVERY STEP THAT WAS ) 598 00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:20,317 EVERYBODY! GOODNIGHT THAT'S IT FOR THE LATE 599 00:40:20,384 --> 00:40:21,719 SHOW. TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST 600 00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:24,054 WILL BE HUGH LAURIE. JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 601 00:40:24,121 --> 00:40:24,789 GOODNIGHT.