1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:04,304 >> ON A RECENT EPISODE OF THE TIM FERRISS PODCAST, FACEBOOK 2 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:08,408 C.E.O. MARK ZUCKERBERG REVEALED THAT HIS EMPLOYEES REFER TO HIM 3 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:09,542 AS "THE EYE OF SAURON." BUT HE INSISTS IT'S A 4 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:13,513 COMPLIMENT. >> I MEAN, SOME OF THE FOLKS WHO 5 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:18,385 I WORK WITH AT THE COMPANY-- THEY SAY THIS LOVINGLY-- BUT I 6 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:20,019 THINK THAT THEY SOMETIMES REFER TO MY ATTENTION AS "THE EYE OF 7 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:25,291 SAURON." 8 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:32,031 WELCOME. I HEARD SOME OF YOU-- AND I KNOW 9 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:36,569 YOU SAY THIS LOVINGLY-- REFER TO ME AS "THE EYE OF SAURON," A 10 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,004 DISEMBODIED FLAMING EYE, WHOLLY EVIL, WHOSE GAZE IS A WINDOW 11 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:41,374 INTO NOTHINGNESS. 12 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:47,747 THANKS. I'VE ALSO HEARD SOME ADDITIONAL 13 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:53,019 AFFECTIONATE NICKNAMES FOR ME, INCLUDING THE DEVIL'S BUNG HOLE. 14 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:57,357 VOLDEMORT'S I.T. GUY, AND ROBOTIC DOUCHEBAG. 15 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,859 >> IT'S "THE LATE 16 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:07,667 SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 17 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,369 PLUS, 18 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:17,343 ANDERSON COOPER AND MUSICAL GUEST THOMAS RHETT 19 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,013 FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY 20 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:25,385 HUMAN. 21 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:29,389 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 22 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:37,397 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 23 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:41,367 >> THANK YOU VERY 24 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,270 MUCH! OH, HEY! 25 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:52,946 SURPRISE, YOU GOT ME THIS TIME. HELLO, JON. 26 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:56,449 WHAT'S UP? HELLO, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 27 00:01:56,516 --> 00:02:00,186 WHAT'S UP, JOE? WHAT'S UP, LOUIS? 28 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:01,855 HEY, THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYBODY! 29 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:10,230 WELCOME, WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, UP HERE, DOWN THERE, ALL AROUND, 30 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:14,000 WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO "THE LATE SHOW"." 31 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,971 I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS, IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING 32 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:20,773 ATTENTION TO THE NEWS THIS WEEK, I'M SO SORRY, BECAUSE THERE IS 33 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,811 NOW A MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE THAT RUSSIA HAS ENGAGED IN A SERIES 34 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:29,382 OF BRUTAL WAR CRIMES. SO, IN RESPONSE, TODAY, THE U.S. 35 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,718 ANNOUNCED NEW SANCTIONS ON RUSSIAN FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS 36 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:36,589 AND INDIVIDUALS. GOOD! 37 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,824 I HOPE IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE. BUT AT THIS POINT, THERE ARE SO 38 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,726 MANY SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA, WE MIGHT RUN OUT OF PLACES TO PUT 39 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,394 THEM. WE'LL HAVE TO START SANCTIONING 40 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,130 THEM IN THE MULTIVERSE. 41 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:49,035 TRANSACTIONS WITH RUSSIAN BANKS IN THE DIMENSION WHERE 42 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:52,872 SPIDER-MAN IS TOBEY MAGUIRE. 43 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:57,377 OTHER THINGS, BAN ALL NEW INVESTMENT IN RUSSIA. 44 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:00,280 WELL, YOU GOT TO. OTHERWISE, THEIR SOARING 45 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,682 ECONOMY IS AN IRRESISTIBLE CASH MAGNET. 46 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,718 BEFORE THE WAR STARTED-- 47 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:12,559 BEFORE-- 48 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:17,397 READY TO PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO THEIR HOT NEW RIDE-SHARING 49 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:19,999 APP, TUBER. 50 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:25,738 YES, TUBER. 51 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:32,011 "IS POTATO." IN ADDITION, THE ADMINISTRATION 52 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:35,648 HAS IMPOSED WHAT'S KNOWN AS "FULL BLOCKING SANCTIONS" 53 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,650 ON RUSSIA'S LARGEST PRIVATE BANK, ALFA BANK, AND ITS 54 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:42,422 LARGEST FINANCIAL INSTITUTION, SBERBANK. 55 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:52,065 THAT'S "SBERBANK," AND NOT, AS I ORIGINALLY READ IT, 56 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:53,399 "SPERM-BANK," WHICH IS THE ONE BANK WHERE YOU WANT YOUR ASSETS 57 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:56,002 FROZEN. THE PACKAGE-- 58 00:03:56,069 --> 00:04:02,008 THERE YOU GO. 59 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,578 THE PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES SANCTIONS ON VLADIMIR PUTIN'S 60 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:08,014 ADULT CHILDREN. HE HAS ACKNOWLEDGED TWO 61 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:12,352 DAUGHTERS. AND THAT'S JUST WHAT EVERY CHILD 62 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,586 WANTS TO HEAR. "I LOVE YOU, DADDY!" 63 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:18,958 "I ACKNOWLEDGE YOU, TOO." 64 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:25,598 BILLIONAIRES, TESLA C.E.O. AND STAR OF "DOUCHE CASSIDY AND 65 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:32,005 THE CRYPTO KID," ELON MUSK. AFTER YEARS OF TWEETING SILLY 66 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:41,047 MEMES AND BAD TAKES, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME CONSTANTLY 67 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,682 CRITICIZING TWITTER'S BUSINESS PRACTICES, THIS WEEK, MUSK 68 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,017 BOUGHT A 9.2% STAKE IN TWITTER, MAKING HIM THE LARGEST 69 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:47,220 SHAREHOLDER. WAIT A SECOND! 70 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:48,888 SO, IF HE DOESN'T LIKE HOW A CORPORATION OPERATES, HE JUST 71 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,023 BUYS IT? HOW MUCH MORE EVIDENCE DO WE 72 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:53,226 NEED THAT HE'S TURNING INTO A 73 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:57,363 "WHAT? GUAC IS EXTRA? 74 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:01,367 THEN THIS CHIPOTLE IS NOW MINE! MWAHAHAH! 75 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:08,007 MWAHAHAH! WOOO! 76 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:13,179 AAAH! NOW, WHERE DO I GET MY FREE 77 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:14,147 REFILL? MUSK'S INVESTMENT IMMEDIATELY 78 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:17,383 CAUSED A SPIKE IN THE COMPANY'S STOCK PRICE. 79 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,019 IN FACT, MUSK HAS ALREADY MADE $800 MILLION ON HIS TWITTER 80 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:24,524 INVESTMENT. $800 MILLION IS THE MOST MONEY 81 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,025 EVER MADE OFF TWITTER WITHOUT SELLING PICTURES OF YOUR 82 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:29,729 FEET. 83 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:37,437 MAYBE YOU LIKE A LITTLE HAMMERTOE? 84 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:41,741 HIS SPENDING SPREE WAS A POLL 85 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,576 ASKING, "DO YOU WANT AN EDIT BUTTON?" 86 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:45,378 SURE! I MEAN, I'D RATHER YOU CANCEL 87 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:49,115 THE ACCOUNTS OF ALL THE NAZIS, BUT AN EDIT BUTTON WOULD BE 88 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,016 NICE. 89 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:57,390 TWITTER RESPONDED-- 90 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:03,563 SURPRISINGLY, "WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE EDIT 91 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:05,665 FEATURE SINCE LAST YEAR," ADDING, "NO, WE DIDN'T GET THE 92 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,000 IDEA FROM A POLL, WINK EMOJI." OKAY, I BELIEVED YOU UNTIL THE 93 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:14,474 WINK EMOJI. WINK EMOJIS DON'T LEND CREDENCE 94 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,376 TO ANY STATEMENT. NO ONE'S GOING TO DEPOSIT MONEY 95 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:19,212 IN A BANK THAT SAYS, "WE PROMISE NOT TO BLOW YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON 96 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,380 COCAINE AND HOOKERS. WINK!" 97 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:25,985 IN OTHER-- IN OTHER-- COCAINE 98 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:30,456 AND HOOKERS! I'M AGAINST IT. 99 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,392 I'M AGAINST IT. IN OTHE MUSKY NEWS, RECENTLY, 100 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:35,294 ELON WAS IN BERLIN FOR THE OPENING OF HIS NEW TESLA 101 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:37,697 GIGAFACTORY. AND AFTERWARDS, HE DECIDED TO 102 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:44,003 CELEBRATE WITH A VISIT TO THE CITY'S MOST NOTORIOUS TECHNO 103 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:48,207 SEX CLUB CALLED THE KITKAT CLUB. OKAY, BUT GIVE HIM A BREAK. 104 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,442 GIVE HIM A BREAK. 105 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:52,311 NOW-- 106 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:05,424 NO ONE KNOWS WHAT MUSK WORE, BUT THE KITKAT CLUB'S DRESS CODE 107 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:09,395 INCLUDES LEATHER, LATEX, LINGERIE, FANCY DRESS, SWIMMING 108 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:14,000 GEAR, SUPERHERO OUTFITS, OR COMPLETE NUDITY. 109 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,502 THAT IS A DARING MIX. NOTHING SAYS SEXY LIKE A NAKED 110 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:19,272 BATMAN WEARING RUBBER GLOVES AND A SNORKEL. 111 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:22,742 SNORKEL COMES IN HANDY. 112 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:27,213 YOU'RE GOING TO WANT THE SNORKEL, OR ONE OF THOSE NOSE 113 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:31,617 CLIPS. THE KITKAT CLUB WAS JUST THE 114 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:33,386 FIRST STOP FOR WHAT SOME ARE CALLING "A SEX CLUB CRAWL." 115 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:36,189 DO NOT CRAWL THROUGH A SEX CLUB. 116 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:45,364 THAT'S NOT SPILLED BEER. 117 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:52,572 THIS IS-- THIS IS A HANDY TIP! 118 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:56,275 TRUST-- GO AHEAD, CRAWL. DO WHAT YOU WANT. 119 00:07:56,342 --> 00:08:01,380 MUSK'S TOUR WAS CUT SHORT AT THE FAMOUSLY EXCLUSIVE BERLIN 120 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:05,451 NIGHTCLUB BERGHAIN, PROMPTING SPECULATION THAT HE HAD BEEN 121 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:08,020 DENIED ENTRY. OH, YOU'RE KIDDING! 122 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:15,361 I DON'T CARE HOW EXCLUSIVE BERGHAIN MAY BE! 123 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:18,831 WHAT CLUB WOULDN'T WANT THIS ON THEIR DANCE FLOOR? 124 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,968 LADIES, LADIES, THAT'S ALSO HOW HE MAKES LOVE. 125 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:26,005 "DO YOU LIKE THIS, BABY? 126 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:32,011 YOU LIKE THIS? I JUST BOUGHT 10% OF TWITTER." 127 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:37,383 I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT LONG. 128 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:43,522 RICHEST MAN WHO'S EVER LIVED! CONTINUING WITH TONIGHT'S 129 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:45,391 BILLIONAIRE THEME, THERE'S NEWS ABOUT FACEBOOK FOUNDER, MARK 130 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,761 ZUCKERBERG, SEEN HERE UNABLE TO IDENTIFY THE PICTURES THAT 131 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:55,768 CONTAIN STOP SIGNS. 132 00:08:55,835 --> 00:09:01,374 HAD AN INTERESTING ANECDOTE 133 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,076 >> SOME OF THE FOLKS WHO I WORK WITH AT THE COMPANY, THEY SAY 134 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,244 THIS LOVINGLY, BUT I THINK THAT THEY SOMETIMES REFER TO MY 135 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:09,382 ATTENTION AS "THE EYE OF SAURON." 136 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:12,852 >> YES, SURE. THEY'RE COMPARING YOU TO THE 137 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,620 DARK LORD SAURON... LOVINGLY. 138 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:17,390 "THE GUYS AT THE OFFICE ADORE ME! 139 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:20,026 THEY CALL ME EVIL INCARNATE. EL DIABLO. 140 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:25,998 JARED FROM SUBWAY. THEY SOMETIMES-- THIS 141 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:32,004 IS HOW AFFECTIONATE-- SOMETIMES THEY EVEN PUT THE 142 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,639 PICTURE OF MY FACE ON THEIR DARTBOARD. 143 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:37,143 AND WHENEVER THEY USE THE BATHROOM, THY CALL IT 'LEAVING 144 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:40,046 MY MARK.'" >> OH, MY GOSH! 145 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:42,782 >> HE'S GOING TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY! 146 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:44,050 IN STATE GOVERNMENT NEWS, TENNESSEE HAS INTRODUCED A BILL 147 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:47,653 THAT WOULD ELIMINATE AGE REQUIREMENTS FOR MARRIAGE. 148 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,990 THIS BILL IS BEING SPONSORED BY REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE AND 149 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:56,028 MAN WHOSE PORN NAME IS HIS ACTUAL NAME... 150 00:09:56,095 --> 00:10:05,638 THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA USE 151 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,807 SUNSCREEN. 152 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:17,283 I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SHOOTING OUTSIDE. 153 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:21,387 TENNESSEANS OF ANY AGE COULD BE 154 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:25,391 COMMON LAW MARRIED, WHICH IS EXTRA WILD CONSIDERING THAT, 155 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,395 UNDER CURRENT TENNESSEE LAW, IT'S ALREADY LEGAL TO GET 156 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:36,569 MARRIED AS YOUNG AS 17. OKAY, THAT'S TOO YOUNG TO GET 157 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,004 MARRIED! ITS, TOO YOUNG TO VOTE, RENT A 158 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,606 CAR, AND TOO YOUNG TO-- AND THIS IS TRUE-- OPERATE A DELI SLICER 159 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,775 AT A GROCERY STORE. CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED, BUT I 160 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:45,011 SAY, NO MATRIMONY TILL YOU SLICE BALONEY. 161 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:49,115 AND HERE-- OH, OH! 162 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:52,084 >> YOU GOT TO SLICE THAT BALONEY. 163 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,420 SLICE IT GOOD. >> THIN, LIKE IT 164 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,022 THIN, BABY. THERE YOU GO. 165 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,924 BUT HERE'CHILD 166 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,394 MARRIAGE WASN'T THE PURPOSE OF THIS BILL. 167 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:04,930 THE REAL GOAL WAS TO ESTABLISH COMMON LAW MARRIAGES IN THE 168 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:08,000 STATE AS BEING BETWEEN "ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN." 169 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,636 UGH, DON'T YOU HATE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO WRITE A HOMOPHOBIC 170 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,372 BILL AND ALL PEOPLE FOCUS ON IS HOW YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEGALIZED 171 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:19,078 BABY WEDDINGS? 172 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:28,421 THESE DAYS, AND SO IS THE COVID CRAY-CRAY, BECAUSE RIGHT-WING 173 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:29,822 ACTIVISTS HAVE LAUNCHED AN AMATEUR GRAND JURY TO VOTE ON 174 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,624 WHETHER TO INDICT DR. ANTHONY FAUCI. 175 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,392 OKAY, I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT ALL JURIES ARE AMATEUR. 176 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,961 IT'S TOUGH TO GO PRO ON $23 A DAY. 177 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,730 THIS AMATEUR GRAND JURY IS A LIVE-STREAMED EVENT LATER THIS 178 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:41,400 MONTH THAT'S BEING BILLED AS THE FAIR AND BALANCED WAY TO 179 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,036 DECIDE IF ANTHONY FAUCI SHOULD BE INDICTED. 180 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,939 WHY? QUOTE, "THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, 181 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,375 AND HERE'S THE PROOF," FOLLOWED BY JUST THE WORDS 182 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:53,379 "VIDEO, EVIDENCE, DOCUMENTS." OH, MY GOD, ALL THREE COURT 183 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,482 WORDS? FAUCI'S IN REALY TROUBLE! 184 00:11:56,549 --> 00:12:00,619 "YOUR HONOR, LAWYER. PROOF! 185 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,021 DOCUMENT. ALL RISE! 186 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,424 CASE CLOSED. IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, MAY I 187 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:09,728 APPROACH THE BAILIFF? YOU WANNA BUY SOME WEED?" 188 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:16,168 IT'S AN AMATEUR JURY. 189 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:23,109 WILL THEY AMATEUR ARREST ME? SO WHO ARE THESE GRAND JURORS? 190 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,444 WHY, IT COULD BE YOU! FOR AS LITTLE AS $25 AND AS MUCH 191 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:29,381 AS $10,000 TO BE A V.I.P. JUROR. IT'S PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO'S 192 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:33,385 EVER THOUGHT, "I HATE JURY DUTY, BUT WHAT IF IT COST 10 GRAND? 193 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,388 WOULD I LIKE IT THEN?" 194 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:44,029 IN MIND BEFORE YOU PAY UP AND 195 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:48,901 BRING JUSTICE TO DR. FAUCI FOR CRIMES OF DOING SCIENCE. 196 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,036 ON ITS WEBSITE IN FAIRLY SMALL FONT, THEY CLARIFY THAT 197 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,372 AMERICA'S GRAND JURY IS A MOCK GRAND JURY. 198 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,041 IT HAS NO LEGAL AUTHORITY. ANTIVAXXERS LOVE IT, BUT IT 199 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,677 DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. IT'S THE HYDROXYCHLORIQUINE OF 200 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,480 JUSTICE! 201 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:08,154 BUT-- BUT-- TURNS OUT IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. 202 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:17,062 TURNS OUT IT DOESN'T-- >> DOESN'T DO NOTHING. 203 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,898 >> BUT IT'S STILL WORTH THE MONEY. 204 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,400 BECAUSE AT THE $2,500 JUROR LEVEL, YOU GET ONE-NIGHT ACCESS 205 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,802 TO MINGLE WITH ANTI-VACCINE CELEBS IN THE GRAND JURY'S GREEN 206 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,371 ROOM. YES, ALL THE HOTTEST 207 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:33,379 ANTI-VACCINE CELEBS! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT UNCLE BILL, 208 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:37,383 SUE THE BORAX GAL, AND OF COURSE, NIKKI MINAJ'S COUSIN'S 209 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:41,387 FRIEND'S GIANT BALLS. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 210 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,855 TONIGHT. MY GUEST IS ANDERSON COOPER. BUT 211 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:46,692 WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE"! JOIN US, WON'T YOU? 212 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:35,608 STAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY, RIGHT THERE. 213 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,877 THANK YOU. HEY, EVERYBODY. 214 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:41,747 HEY, IT'S LOVELY TO HAVE EVERYBODY BACK TOGETHER. 215 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:49,255 IT'S SO LOVELY. >> AAAHH! 216 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:54,260 >> JON, WE'VE GOT-- WE'VE GOT-- WE'VE GOT A NATIONAL 217 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,495 TREASURE ON HERE TONIGHT. ANDERSON COOPER IS GOING TO BE 218 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,597 HERE IN A LITTLE WHILE. >> ANDERSON COOPER, YES! 219 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,300 >> JUST A DELIGHTFUL-- JUST A DELIGHTFUL 220 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,501 FELLA. GREAT. 221 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,371 >> AND I JUST WANT TO SAY HOW GREAT THE BAND SOUNDS 222 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,605 AGAIN. I MEAN, IT'S WONDERFUL TO HAVE 223 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,742 YOU BACK. . 224 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,344 TO HAVE JOE BACK. I ALSO WANT TO POINT OUT, LOUIS 225 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:16,015 AND THE REST OF THE BAND SOUNDED AMAZING WHILE YOU GUYS WERE 226 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,284 GONE. WE MISSED YOU, BUT, BEGAN, YOU 227 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:21,687 GUYS DID AN AMAZING JOB KEEPING THIS BAND HOT WHILE YOU WERE OUT 228 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,057 OF THE EAST COAST AREA. >> THE BEST IN THE WORLD, 229 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,258 REALLY. >> HAVE YOU WON 230 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:29,628 ANYTHING RECENTLY, JON? YOU HAVE ONE ANYTHING-- ANYTHING 231 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,297 SINCE THE AGREEMENTS? ANYTHING SINCE THE GRAMMYS? 232 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,399 >> OH, NO, NOT SINCE SUNDAY. 233 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,467 >> OKAY, WELL. KEEP IT UP. 234 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,504 GOTTA KEEP IT UP, MAN. >> GOT TO KEEP IT 235 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:40,239 ROLLING. >> WE MITT ALL WIN 236 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:44,510 SOMETHING, I JUST FOUND OUT-- THIS IS EXCITING-- WE'RE 237 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:47,379 NOMINATED FOR THE WEBBYS, THE WEB AWARDS. 238 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:53,419 WE'VE ALREADY BEEN HONORED BY BEING HONORABLE FOR THE COMEDY 239 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:56,322 PODCAST CONTENT SERIES AND MUSIC VIDEO SIRIS WEBBYS. 240 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,358 BUT WE'RE NOMINATED FOR TWO WEBBY AWARDS THAT PEOPLE GET TO 241 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,628 VOTE ON. WE NEED YOUR VOTES ON THIS OUT 242 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,297 THERE. ONE IS INTERVIEW/TALK SHOW 243 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,534 PODCAST, WHICH WOULD BE OURS, "THE LATE SHOW" POD SHOW." 244 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,602 THAT'S ONE. WE'RE NOMINATED FOR THAT. 245 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:15,574 AND SOCIAL CONTENT SERIES, WHICH IS THE BEHIND-THE-SCENES VIDEO 246 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,111 WE PUT OUT EVERY WEEK. WHO IS LEADING IT NOW? 247 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:24,116 WHO IS NUMBER ONE? WHO ARE WE UP AGAINST IN 248 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:27,886 INTERVIEW POD CAT? JON STEWART. 249 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:33,325 YOU KNOW I LOVE JON STEWART. IT WOULD BE GREAT IF HE WON, BUT 250 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,261 IT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER IF WE DID. 251 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,830 . HERE'S THE THING-- NO HARD 252 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,999 FEELINGS. >> YEAH, NO HARD 253 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,534 FEELINGS. >> NO HARD FEELINGS 254 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,037 IF HE WINS AND NO HARD FEELINGS IF WE WIN. 255 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:49,842 IT'S THE WEBBYS, NOT THE FRIENDIES. 256 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,344 >> - FRIENDLY COMPETITION. >> - EXACTLY! 257 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:55,647 FRIENDLY COMPETITION. ANYWAY, GO DO, THAT PLEASE. 258 00:16:55,714 --> 00:17:04,790 AND LINKS TO VOTE ARE PINNED ON OUR TWITTER PAGE, AND LISTEN TO 259 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,693 THE "LATE SHOW" PODCAST WHEREVER YOU GET THEM-- THE PHONE, THE 260 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:13,932 DELI. I'M NOT SURE WHERE YOU GET THEM. 261 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:16,235 YOU KNOW FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, ISOLATING 262 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,370 THE BIGGEST, NEWSIEST STORIES OF THE DAY AND CONTAINING THEM 263 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:19,571 IN THE MOST TOPICAL CIRCULAR TUNNEL, WITH A CIRCUMFERENCE OF 264 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:22,608 26.7 KILOMETERS, AT A DEPTH RANGING FROM 50 TO 175 METERS. 265 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:26,612 THEN, I ADD TWO ADJACENT PARALLEL BEAM-LINES, WHICH 266 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:30,616 TRAVEL IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AROUND THE RING, INTERSECTING AT 267 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:38,390 FOUR POINTS. I ADD 1,232 DIPOLE MAGNETS TO 268 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:41,059 KEEP THE BEAMS IN THEIR CIRCULAR PATH, WHILE AN ADDITIONAL 392 269 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,628 QUADRUPOLE MAGNETS ARE USED TO KEEP THE BEAMS FOCUSED, AND THEN 270 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,798 I ADD STRONGER QUADRUPOLE MAGNETS CLOSE TO THE 271 00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:49,268 INTERSECTION POINTS IN ORDER TO MAXIMIZE THE CHANCES OF 272 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,337 INTERACTION WHERE THE TWO BEAMS CROSS, ALL SO I CAN SMASH JOKE 273 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,606 PROTONS AGAINST EACH OTHER AT NEAR THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO 274 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:58,610 GENERATE THE HIGGS BOSON HEAVY COMEDY PARTICLES THAT MAKE UP MY 275 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:13,258 NIGHTLY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES, FOLKS, SOMETIMES 276 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:18,197 ABANDONED JUNKYARD, STRAPPED TO 277 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,099 THE CHASSIS OF WHAT USED TO BE A SCHOOL BUS. 278 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,001 I GNAW MYSELF FREE OF MY RESTRAINTS AND CLIMB ATOP A HILL 279 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,304 OF CRUSHED MAZDA MIATAS TO UTTER A CALL THAT CAN BE HEARD ONLY BY 280 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:30,576 THOSE IN THE MIDST OF A LIFE-CHANGING PEYOTE TRIP. 281 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:34,146 WITH MY FREAKS GATHERED ROUND, WE HOTWIRE AS MANY BURNT-OUT 282 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,115 '91 BUICK LESABRES AS WE CAN FIND TO ANIMATE A FLEET OF 283 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:40,619 FURY-ROAD-WORTHY LEMONS, THEN ROLL THEM TO THE ABANDONED 284 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,255 SUBWAY STATION BELOW CITY HALL, WHERE I LAUNCH THEM HEAD ON AT 285 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:46,959 TOP SPEED IN THE UNREGULATED HOTWHEELS COLOSSAL CRASH TRACK 286 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:52,931 MEANWHILE! 287 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,234 THAT'S A NEW RECORD. 288 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,837 IS THAT A NEW TIME RECORD. IS THAT THE LONGEST OF ALL TIME? 289 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:07,279 THAT IS-- THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, "MEANWHILE. 290 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:18,624 THE ACTORS TO PLAY THE JOKER, HE 291 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:22,594 IS ONE OF THEM. WELL, NOW LETO IS STARRING IN 292 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,897 THE NEW COMIC BOOK MOVIE, "MORBIUS." 293 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,598 BUT TURNS OUT THAT LETO INSISTED ON USING THE CHARACTER'S 294 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:31,270 CRUTCHES, EVEN WHEN THE CAMERAS WEREN'T ROLLING, AND HIS METHOD 295 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:37,276 ACTING BECAME A PROBLEM ON SET. HE WAS 296 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:41,980 STILL METHOD ACTING FROM HIS ROLE FROM "HOUSE OF GUCCI." 297 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,248 "HELLO! I AM-A MORBIOUS. 298 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:49,254 I AM-A VERY SCARY VAMPIRE. AH-BOO! 299 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:58,597 I GONNA SUCK OUT-A YOU BLOOD. THATS-A SPICY JUGULAR VEIN!" 300 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:06,905 MEANWHILE, IN LITTER NEWS, 301 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,342 VOLUNTEERS PICKED UP A RECORD AMOUNT OF TRASH FROM NEW 302 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:14,212 JERSEY'S BEACHES LAST YEAR, TOTALING OVER HALF A MILLION 303 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:15,314 ITEMS, INCLUDING A CD HOLDER FILLED WITH ALBUMS BY LIMP 304 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,717 BIZKIT. 305 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:22,621 "ONE MAN'S TRASH... IS A CD HOLDER FILLED WITH 306 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,889 ALBUMS BY LIMP BIZKIT." 307 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:29,628 VOLUNTEERS ALSO FOUND A FULL SET OF DENTURES, A THONG, AND A FAKE 308 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:33,198 EYEBALL. OBVIOUSLY LEFT BEHIND BY THE 309 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:37,269 TOOTHLESS, ONE-EYED, VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL, LONG JANE SILVER. 310 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:45,777 RUN-OF-THE-MILL TRASH ITEMS, 311 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,480 LIKE 3,211 TAMPON APPLICATORS-- OR AS THEY'RE CALLED LOCALLY-- 312 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:54,620 AND THIS IS APPARENTLY TRUE-- JERSEY BEACH WHISTLES. 313 00:20:54,686 --> 00:21:06,598 YOU KNOW WHERE THEY' 314 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,866 A JERSEY BEACH! 315 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:17,542 MEANWHILE, IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE ELECTRIC SCOOTERS SAFER FOR USE 316 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,277 IN CROWDED CITIES, THERE'S A NEW LINE OF E-SCOOTERS THAT STOP IF 317 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:23,649 YOU SPEED, MADE BY A COMPANY CALLED "SUPERPEDESTRIAN." 318 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:27,686 ALSO THE NAME OF THE LEAST POPULAR MARVEL CHARACTER. 319 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,589 ANDERSON COOPER. 320 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:50,008 WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY GUEST 321 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:54,880 TONIGHT IS A CNN ANCHOR AND A "60 MINUTES" CORRESPONDENT. 322 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:59,885 PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," ANDERSON COOPER! 323 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:15,901 I LIKE CASUAL ANDERSON. >> YEAH. 324 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:20,172 >> WE DON'T ALWAYS GET CASUAL ANDERSON. 325 00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:23,875 >> I DECIDED THAT'S WHO I'M GOING FOR. 326 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:26,211 >> VERY NICE. THE DECISION ABOUT THE COLLAR-- 327 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,714 INSIDE THE SWEATER, OUTSIDE THE SWEATER. 328 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,582 >> ORIGINALLY I WAS GOING TO WEAR A WHITE T-SHIRT 329 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:33,285 UNDER THIS. AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, FOR 330 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:35,921 STEPHEN, I'M GOING TO WEAR A COLLARED SHIRT. 331 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,055 >> THANK YOU. >> I QUESTIONED WHETHER I SHOULD 332 00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:40,025 HAVE A TIE OR NOT, BUT I SAID, YOU KNOW, WHAT? 333 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,928 WE'RE SORT OF STILL IN COVID. YOU CAN'T EXPECT EVERYTHING. 334 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:45,430 >> THAT'S AN INSTANT MASK IF YOU NEED IT. 335 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:47,899 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE TIE. 336 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:52,170 LAST TIME I SPOKE TO YOU, YOU WERE IN UKRAINE. 337 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:56,508 >> YES. >> AND WE ALL SEE THE 338 00:22:56,575 --> 00:23:03,815 TERRIBLE NEWS COMING FROM THERE. WHAT IS IT LIKE TO, HAVING BEEN 339 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:08,553 ON LOCATION AND SEEING WHAT'S GOING ON IN A COUNTRY UNDER THIS 340 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:11,123 MONSTROUS INVASION, AND THEN TO COME BACK TO THE UNITED STATES 341 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,892 TO SORT OF WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL NORMAL LIFE? 342 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,393 >> YEAH. >> FOR YOU AND ALL 343 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,263 THE OTHER JOURNALISTS WHO HAVE GONE OVER THERE FROM CNN. 344 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,698 >> YEAH. >> WHAT IS THAT 345 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:21,500 EXPERIENCE LIKE? >> IT'S ALWAYS HARD. 346 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,437 I MEAN, THAT, YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT YOU CAN BE IN ONE PLACE 347 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:28,106 WHERE HORRIFIC THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND GET ON A PLANE AND 348 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:31,643 IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME BE BACK HERE WHERE LIFE GOES ON AS 349 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,045 NORMAL, AND, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTENTION AND PEOPLE 350 00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:37,415 KNOW ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT IT'S-- IT'S A VERY STRANGE 351 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,817 THING. YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT LEAVING A 352 00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:41,052 PLACE WHERE PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING, AND THEN -- 353 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,555 >> KNOWING THEY CAN'T LEAVE. 354 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,757 >> RIGHT, KNOWING THEY CAN'T LEAVE, AND THAT YOU HAVE THIS 355 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:49,027 LUXURY OF BEING ABLE TO DROP IN AND LEAVE AND COME BACK TO YOUR 356 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:52,831 FAMILY AND, YOU KNOW, MY KIDS AR PROVIDED FOR AND MY FRIENDS 357 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:56,334 AREN'T, YOU KNOW, BURYING THEIR PARENTS IN THEIR BACK BACKYARDSD 358 00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:59,704 THEY'RE NOT-- WE'RE NOT AT RISK OF HAVING OUR BUILDINGS BLOWN UP 359 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,474 AT NIGHT. ALL OF THAT-- IT'S A STRANGE 360 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:06,378 THING TO KIND OF GO BETWEEN. >> LET'S TALK ABOUT 361 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:10,115 THE HEARTBREAKING IMAGES WE'RE SEEING OUT OF BUCHA THIS WEEK. 362 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:17,122 AND THE CLEAR WAR CRIMES BEING PERPETRATED BY PUTIN'S FORCES 363 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:21,359 OVER THERE. DO YOU THINK THAT THAT WILL 364 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:26,131 ACTUALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE INTERNATIONAL RESPONSE? 365 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,967 HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OF THAT IN YOUR REPORTING? 366 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,670 >> I DON'T THINK IT CHANGES THE FACTS ON THE GROUND IN TERMS OF 367 00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:34,072 WHAT THE U.S. LEVEL OF SUPPORT IS. 368 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,475 OBVIOUSLY, WHAT IS HAPPENING, THE IMAGAGES THAT HAVE COME OUT 369 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:40,612 OF THIS TOWN BUCHA AND THINGS LIKELY HAPPENING IN OTHER TOWNS 370 00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:44,816 AS WELL THAT RUSSIA HAS OCCUPIED, IT IS HORRIFIC, AND IT 371 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,651 CERTAINLY IS EVIDENCE OF WAR CRIMES. 372 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:48,453 AND THERE ARE ALREADY PROSECUTORS ON THE GROUND IN 373 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,556 UKRAINE LOOKING INTO THAT AND PEOPLE GATHERING EVIDENCE 374 00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:54,759 SCPAWLT PICTURES WE SEE ON THE NEWS, ALL OF THAT IS POTENTIAL 375 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:58,964 EVIDENCE IN AN INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIMES TRIAL, WHICH IS, YOU 376 00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:02,000 KNOW, VERY POSSIBLE SOME TIME PROBABLY IN THE VERY DISTANT 377 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,902 FUTURE. I MEAN, USUALLY THESE THINGS 378 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:07,205 TAKE A LONG TIME. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO, YOU KNOW, 379 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,474 ARREST VLADIMIR PUTIN AS LONG AS HE STAYS IN RUSSIA. 380 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:15,680 BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT IT CHANGES THE WILLINGNESS OF THE U.S. TO, 381 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:19,317 YOU KNOW, TO PROVIDE DIFFERENT FORM OF WEAPONRY OR PROVIDE 382 00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:22,520 DIFFERENT KINDS OF SUPPORT ON THE GROUND OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY 383 00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:24,489 S. >> SO WE-- WE HERE 384 00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:29,661 IN THE UNITED STATES AND IN WESTERN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICS, 385 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:32,631 HAVE ACCESS TO THAT INFORMATION. FROM WHAT YOU KNOW OF YOUR 386 00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:36,134 CONTACTS IN RUSSIA AND THE PEOPLE THAT YOU'VE SPOKEN TO 387 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:40,171 OVER IN UKRAINE, WHAT ARE THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE GETTING? 388 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:42,474 AND HOW IRONCLAD IS THIS BUBBLE THEY'RE IN? 389 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,977 >> THEY'RE IN A BUBBLE. THEY'RE-- THEY'RE -- YOU KNOW, 390 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:52,017 UNLESS YOU HAVE ACCESS TO A V.P.N. LINE AND CAN GET 391 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:55,553 INFORMATION THAT'S NOT ACCESSIBLE TO ORDINARY RUSSIANS, 392 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:58,490 YOUR NEWS IS SILOED IN RUSSIA. AND THERE'S A LOT OF SUPPORT 393 00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:00,792 FROM VLADIMIR PUTIN, AND THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE EVEN, IF 394 00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:03,628 THEY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON IN UKRAINE, WOULD BE SUPPORTIVE OF 395 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:06,765 IT IN RUSSIA BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT PUTIN AND THEY BELIEVE 396 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:09,901 HIS PORTRAYAL OF EVENTS ON THE GROUND THERE. 397 00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:13,338 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY UKRAINIANS I SPOKE TO WHO HAVE A 398 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:17,275 PARENT IN RUSSIA, AND THEY'VE CALLED UP THEIR PARENT FROM A 399 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:21,613 BOMB SHELTER, YOU KNOW, AS THEIR BUILDING IS BEING DESTROYED TO 400 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,782 SAY-- YOU KNOW, TELL THEIR PARENT WHAT IS HAPPENING. 401 00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:27,285 AND THE PARENT DOESN'T BELIEVE THEM, BECAUSE THE PARENT WATCHES 402 00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:30,956 RUSSIAN NEWS AND THINKS, YOU KNOW, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 403 00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:32,223 ABOUT? THERE'S NO REASON YOU NEED TO BE 404 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:35,260 IN A BOMB SHELTER. THEY'RE NOT ATTACKING 405 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,227 CIVILIANS." IT'S EXTRAORDINARY IN THIS DAY 406 00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:38,563 AND AGE HOW INFORMATION CAN STILL BE SILOED. 407 00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:41,666 I MEAN, LOOK, WE HAVE PLENTY OF PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO 408 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,669 BELIEVE THE LAST ELECTION WAS STOLEN AND ATTACKING THE CAPITOL 409 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,872 WAS TOTALLY LEGITIMATE. SO MISINFORMATION IS EVERYWHERE 410 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:53,111 . HAVE THE ACCESS TO INFORMATION 411 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:55,313 HERE IF THEY WANT IT. THEY'RE JUST CHOOSING NOT TO 412 00:26:55,380 --> 00:27:00,685 BELIEVE IT. THERE, PEOPLE DO NOT EVEN HAVE 413 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:03,989 ACCESS. >> WHAT ABOUT THE 414 00:27:04,055 --> 00:27:07,892 IMPACT OF THE SANCTIONS OVER IN RUSSIA? 415 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,829 WE HEARD TODAY THAT THE ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCED EVEN 416 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,231 MORE ECONOMIC SANCTIONS. >> RIGHT. 417 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,167 >> SOME INDIVIDUALS, SOME BANKING INSTITUTIONS. 418 00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:18,903 >> VLADIMIR PUTIN'S TWO ACKNOWLEDGED DAUGHTER S. 419 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,638 >> EXACTLY. DO WE HAVE ANY SENSE OF-- 420 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:24,175 THEY'RE TRYING TO FORCE, IT SEEMS, THEY'RE TRYING TO FORCE A 421 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:27,979 DEFAULT BY RUSSIA. REALLY IT WOULD BE ABSOLUTE 422 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:30,115 CRUSHING. IT COULD CRUSH THEIR ECONOMY FOR 423 00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:32,417 A DECADE. IT'S ALREADY IN PRETTY BAD 424 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,452 SHAPE. RUSSIA IS ALREADY THE POOREST 425 00:27:34,519 --> 00:27:37,188 EUROPEAN COUNTRY. DO WE HAVE ANY SENSE OF, "A," 426 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:41,926 WHO THAT IS MOSTLY AFFECTING? AND "B" WHETHER THAT HAS ANY 427 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,428 EFFECT? CAN THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE IN ANY 428 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,564 WAY MANAGE UP? >> LOOK, THEY'VE IMPOSED HUGE 429 00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:47,966 SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA, INFLATION IT RUSSIA -- 430 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:50,235 >> UNPRECEDENTED SANCTIONS AND FASTER THAN EVER. 431 00:27:50,301 --> 00:27:53,338 >> YES, ABSOLUTELY TRUE, AND EUROPE IS MORE UNIFIED, YOU 432 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:56,174 KNOW, WITH THE UNITED STATES, THE NATO ALLIANCE STRONGER THAN 433 00:27:56,241 --> 00:28:01,246 EVER BEFORE. YOU KNOW, IN THIS, AS FOR NOW, 434 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:05,183 BUT LOOK, THE SANCTIONS-- THE INFLATION IS GOING THROUGH THE 435 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,452 ROOF IN RUSSIA. I SAW SOME ESTIMATES OF IT'S 436 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:12,824 GONE UP 2% EACH WEEK, s WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, PRETTY CRUSHING. 437 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:15,960 THAT BEING SAID, RUSSIA MAKES ABOUT $1 BILLION A DAY FROM OIL 438 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:18,496 AND GAS SALES, MOSTLY TO EUROPEAN NATIONS. 439 00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:21,633 AND THE SANCTIONS HAVE NOT ATTACKED THOSE SALES SOAP AS 440 00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:25,737 LONG AS RUSSIA IS MAKING $1 BILLION A DAY, THAT'S WHAT'S 441 00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:28,640 FUNDING THE WAR. AND THAT'S NOT AN EASY SOLUTION 442 00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:29,841 TO FIX. >> THAT'S LIKE SAYING 443 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:35,580 I'M GOING TO BOYCOTT THIS GAS STATION BY NOT BUYING THE AIR 444 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:36,481 FRESHENER. >> YES. 445 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,615 >> AND STILL GET THE GAS THERE. 446 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:39,384 >> THE UNITED STATES DOESN'T WANT ENERGY PRICES TO RISE 447 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:42,353 AROUND THE WORLD, BECAUSE THAT WILL FUEL INFLATION HERE. 448 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:47,826 SO THE UNITED STATES HAS, YOU KNOW, REASONS TO NOT GO AFTER 449 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:51,496 ENERGY SALES FROM RUSSIA FULLY. AND ALSO TO KEEP THE EUROPEAN 450 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,199 ALLIES TOGETHER, EUROPE-- MANY EUROPEAN COUNTRIES RECEIVE A 451 00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:59,304 LARGE AMOUNT OF THEIR OIL AND GAS, OR EVEN NATURAL GAS FROM 452 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:00,972 RUSSIA. AND THAT'S, YOU KNOW, THAT'S 453 00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:03,808 SOMETHING THAT IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE ALLIANCE TOGETHER, 454 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:07,011 THEY'RE NOT ABLE TO GIVE UP SO EASILY. 455 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:10,381 SO THAT MONEY IS STILL FLOWING INTO RUSSIA. 456 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,118 WHATEVER THE SANCTIONS ARE-- THEY CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN VERY, 457 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:15,553 VERY HURTFUL TO THE RUSSIAN ECONOMY-- THERE IS STILL A LOT 458 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:18,890 OF MONEY COMING INTO MOSCOW. >> WE HAVE TO TAKE A 459 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:22,927 BREAK. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, I WILL 460 00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:28,066 ASK ANDERSON COOPER ABOUT LIFE WITH HIS NEW SON SEBASTIAN. 461 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:28,833 STICK AROUND. 462 00:29:40,778 --> 00:29:41,579 >> HEY, EVERYBODY, 463 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:45,717 WE'RE BACK WITH CNN'S ANDERSON COOPER. 464 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:48,086 LET'S MOVE ON TO A HAPPIER SUBJECT. 465 00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:49,954 >> OKAY, SURE. >> A MUCH HAPPIER 466 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:50,788 SUBJECT. >> HAPPY TO. 467 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,458 >> YOUR NEW SON, SEBASTIAN. 468 00:29:53,525 --> 00:30:01,466 >> YES. 469 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,968 >> SO HERE'S SEBASTIAN. 470 00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:07,672 THIS IS YOUR SON WYATT. >> SEBASTIAN IS EIGHT WEEKS OLD 471 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:11,976 TOMORROW, AND WYATT IS TWO YEARS OLD THE END OF APRIL, APRIL 27. 472 00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:14,879 >> HOW DOES WYATT LIKE BEING A BIG BROTHER? 473 00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:18,049 THAT CAN BE A ROUGH TRANSITION. >> YES, SO I WAS REALLY WORRIED 474 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:21,252 ABOUT THIS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, WHEN I CAME, MY 475 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:24,222 BROTHER WAS TWO YEARS AND, LIKE, FOUR MONTHS OLDER. 476 00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:28,526 AND EVERY CHILDHOOD PHOTO I HAVE IS I'M VERY HAPPY AS A LITTLE 477 00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:31,963 BABY, AND MY BROTHER'S CHEWING THE INSIDE OF HER LIP. 478 00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:35,600 LIKE, LEIF THIS PHOTO BECAUSE, LOOK, WE'RE BOTH IN THE SAME-- I 479 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:39,103 DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'D CALL IT-- LIKE, STROLLER, AND I'M JUST, 480 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:43,374 LIKE, SO FAT AND HAPPY LEANING AGAINST HIM. 481 00:30:43,441 --> 00:30:49,214 HE'S LIKE, ," GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS THING WITH THIS 482 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,816 DISGUSTING CHILD." WITH WYATT I HAVE DONE A 483 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:55,420 DIFFERENT TACT. I'M DOING A SLOW ROLL WITH 484 00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:58,756 SEBASTIAN. I DIDN'T WANT WYATT'S LIFE TO 485 00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:02,193 SUDDENLY CAT CLIZ MACKLY CHANGE, AND THERE'S THIS CRYING BABY. 486 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,329 WYATT'S NOT ON TOP OF HIM EVERY DAY. 487 00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:07,799 WE GO OUT A LOT AND STUFF. AND, ALSO, I HAVE STARTED DOING 488 00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:11,903 THIS THING WITH WYATT WHERE WE BOTH SORT OF MAKE FUN OF 489 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,271 SEBASTIAN. SO WE HAVE THIS LITTLE-- I MEAN, 490 00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:15,873 NOT IN A BAD WAY. >> GIVE ME AN 491 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,575 EXAMPLE. >> SO I STARTED DOING THIS THING 492 00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:21,145 WHEN, LIKE, SEBASTIAN IS CRYING, I'LL LOOK-- LIKE, WYATT WILL 493 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:27,418 LOOK AT ME AND I'LL LOOK AT HIM AND GO, "WAAA, I'M'S BABY. 494 00:31:27,485 --> 00:31:28,886 I'M CRYING. I'M CRYING." 495 00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:30,054 >> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD BABY. 496 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:34,959 >> HE LIKES IT. AND HE DOES IT, TOO. 497 00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:39,430 SEBASTIAN WILL BE CRYING AND WE BOTH LOOK AT EACH OTHER, "WAAH, 498 00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,733 I'M A BABY, HE'S CRYING." >> YOU GUYS HAVE A 499 00:31:41,799 --> 00:31:43,167 COMMON ENEMY. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 500 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,770 YOU'RE GOING TO STOP THIS BEFORE THE CHILD UNDERSTANDS ENGLISH, 501 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,005 RIGHT? >> OF COURSE, OF COURSE I'M 502 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:48,973 GOING TO STOP IT. >> YOU WON'T KNOW, 503 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,708 YOU WON'T NECESSARILY KNOW WHEN HE'S GETTING IT. 504 00:31:50,775 --> 00:31:53,144 >> HE'S IN ON IT. LOOK IN THE PHOT YOU SHOWED, 505 00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:58,883 WHAT'S SO SWEET ABOUT IT IS NOW EVERY DAY THERE'S A LITTLE MORE 506 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:01,352 ADVANCEMENT. HE'LL COME AND HOLD SEBASTIAN'S 507 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,488 HAND WHILE I'M FEEDING SEBASTIAN. 508 00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:07,458 THIS ONE HE TOOK THE BOTTLE AND STARTED FEEDING SEBASTIAN 509 00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:09,360 HIMSELF. I WILL POINT OUT, NO MILK IS 510 00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,763 GOING INTO MY BABY. HE'S JUST THERE FOR THE BABY. 511 00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:16,601 "HERE I AM FEEDING THIS LITTLE BABY, BUT I'M NOT ACTUALLY 512 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:17,802 GIVING NOURISHMENT. THE. 513 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:21,406 >> TOTAL POSER. I HAVE ANOTHER PHOTOGRAPH. 514 00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:22,974 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? THIS IS A HAPPY LITTLE 515 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:26,411 PHOTOGRAPH. >> THIS IS THIS IS WHILE I'M 516 00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:30,481 AWAY, ANDIE SAID HE HAD HIS SON, BEN, AND MY SON WYATT WHO ARE 517 00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:33,051 FRIENDS. WYATT CAME OVER TO SEE BEN AT 518 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,319 ANDIE'S SET. AND THEY SAT ON THE SET. 519 00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:38,423 WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PHOTO IS IT IS SO EXACTLY LIKE MINI-ME 520 00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:42,393 VERSIONS OF ANDIE AND I. IF YOU LOOK, LOOK AT, LIKE, BEN 521 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:46,431 IS JUST SMILING, LIKE HE'S THE HOST, JUST LIKE ANDIE, ALWAYS 522 00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:48,066 HAPPENING AND STIRRING . 523 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:51,502 AND I'M LIKE-- WHENEVER I'M A GUEST ON ANDIE'S SHOW, I'M 524 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:53,805 STAREATH HIM LIKE WITH SOME CONFUSION AND, LIKE -- 525 00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:56,407 >> "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ASK ME NEXT? 526 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:59,677 >> WHY DID I AGREE TO BE HERE? WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 527 00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,245 >> BUT THEY HAVE FUN TOGETHER. 528 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:04,182 >> YES. AND THEY GOT REALLY DRUNK 529 00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:06,050 TOGETHER. WHICH IS SAD. 530 00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:08,419 . QUICK BREAK. 531 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,355 STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 532 00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:11,689 ANDERSON COOPER, EVERYBODY. 533 00:33:20,765 --> 00:33:24,235 LOOK HOW IT IS. IT'S ANDERSON COOPER. 534 00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:27,171 STAR OF CNN+. IT ANDERSON COOPER, YOU'RE NOT 535 00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:28,539 BUSY ENOUGH. >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 536 00:33:28,606 --> 00:33:32,543 >> YOU HAVE "ANDERSON COOPER 360." 537 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:35,713 DO YOU HAVE STILL HAVE THE "360" THING? 538 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:41,219 >> EVERY WEEK DAY NIGHT. >> YOU HAVE TWO CNN+ 539 00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:47,225 SHOWS ONE IS NOT ENOUGH "PARENTAL GUIDANCE" AND 540 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:50,528 "ANDERSON COOPER FULL CIRCLE." >> "FULL" IS FUN INTERESTING 541 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:53,765 PEOPLE TO TALK BWRITERS WHO HAVE COME ON AND JUST INTERESTING 542 00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:55,099 PEOPLE. >> EXPLAIN THIS TO 543 00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,534 ME, PLEASE, IF YOU DON'T MIND. >> YES. 544 00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:59,637 >> WHAT IS CNN+? BECAUSE, HERE'S THE THING. 545 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,273 I SEE ADS FOR IT ON CNN ALL THE TIME. 546 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,542 >> RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> MY UNDERSTANDING 547 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:08,446 IF I GO TO CNN+, THAT'S NOT CNN. THAT'S PLUS. 548 00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:19,190 >> IT'S A STREAMING SERVICE. >> BUT IT DISNEYIS 549 00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:22,126 DISME. >> YOU GET CNN PEOPLE, YOU GET 550 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:24,929 ME, WOLF BLITZER, JAKE TAPPER AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER -- 551 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:28,166 >> CAN I WATCH CNN CNN+? 552 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:32,937 >> YOU CAN WATCH OTHER STUFF ON CNN, OTHER THAN -- 553 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,373 >> OTHER THAN CNN. >> THERE'S NEWSCASTS. 554 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,744 WOLF HAS HIS OWN NEWSCAST FOR CNN+. 555 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:41,913 >> YOU GOT IT ALL UP-- 556 00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:44,148 >> "PARENTAL GUIDANCE," WHERE I DO INTERVIEWS WITH PEOPLE 557 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:45,983 ABOUT-- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE A PARENT. 558 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:47,518 >> ARE YOU GUIDING OR ARE THEY GUIDING YOU. 559 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:51,689 >> NO, I'M NOT GUIDING! HOW WOULD I BE GUIDING. 560 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,258 I'M ASKING QUESTIONS YOU. >> HAVE TWO CHILDREN 561 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:55,893 PUP KNOW AS MUCH AS ANYBODY ELSE AT THIS POINT. 562 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,863 >> NO, I DON'T. >> THERE IS NO OTHER 563 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,732 TRAINING THAN HAVING A CHILD. EVERYONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT IT'S 564 00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:06,170 LIKE TO BE A PARENT. IT MEANS NOTHING UNTIL YOU ARE A 565 00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:08,039 PARENT. IT IS ALL UNTIL YOU 566 00:35:08,105 --> 00:35:09,974 HAVE A BABY. >> THAT'S TRUE. 567 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,276 >> YES. >> AND ALSO -- 568 00:35:12,343 --> 00:35:13,544 >> IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE. 569 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:17,148 >> I READ EYE BOUGHT ALL THESE PARENTING BOOKS, AND I NEVER GOT 570 00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:19,750 AROUND TO READING THEM. I DECIDED I'LL HAVE A SHOW WHERE 571 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:24,121 I'M FORCED TO ASK PEOPLE-- TALK TO SMART PEOPLE AND LEARN ABOUT 572 00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:25,623 PARENTING AS -- >> SO THE SHOW IS A 573 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,625 CRY FOR HELP IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 574 00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:29,894 >> IT'S A DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP. 575 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:30,862 >> I HAVE THREE CHILDREN. 576 00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:32,563 WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK ME ANYTHING? 577 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:36,534 >> I'M CURIOUS-- LOOKING BACK NOW, BECAUSE THEY'RE TEENAGERS 578 00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:39,904 AND ALL OFF ON THEIR OWN LIVE S. >> THEY'RE ADULTS, 579 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,974 IN THEIR 20s. >> LOOKING BACK NOW, WHAT WOULD 580 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,209 YOU HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY EARLY ON? 581 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:47,245 >> I WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THEM. 582 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:50,748 HUGE MISTAKE. 583 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:56,587 ANDERSON, LOVELY, LOVELY, TO SEE YOU. 584 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,189 HIS SHOWS, "PARENTAL GUIDANCE" AND "ANDERSON COOPER FULL 585 00:35:58,256 --> 00:35:59,290 CIRCLE," ARE AVAILABLE ON CNN+. 586 00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:04,862 ANDERSON COOPER, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 587 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:05,963 PERFORMANCE BY COUNTRY SUPERSTAR THOMAS RHETT. 588 00:36:28,052 --> 00:36:30,821 >> PERFORMING "ANGELS" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "WHERE WE 589 00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:36,460 STARTED," THOMAS RHETT! 590 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:58,849 YOU ALWAYS TELL ME I SHOULD 591 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:10,828 LIKE YOU PRAYED THAT I WOULD 592 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:18,903 WITH LESSONS TO LEARN 593 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,572 I DESERVE 594 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:24,809 SLAMMED THE DOOR 595 00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:26,944 AND SAID ADIOS 596 00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:30,848 TORE IT APART 597 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:37,555 DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE PATIENT 598 00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:42,860 ON ME 599 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:57,575 HAVE WINGS 600 00:37:57,642 --> 00:38:08,886 THAT MIRACLES WAKE UP NEXT TO 601 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,855 I DIDN'T KNOW 602 00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:21,565 BUT, DANG, THESE DAYS I DO 603 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:26,837 IT'LL BE BY A HAIR 604 00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:30,641 I'M BACK 605 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,377 SLAMMED THE DOOR 606 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:37,148 AND SAID ADIOS 607 00:38:37,214 --> 00:38:39,583 TORE IT APART 608 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:45,589 DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE PATIENT 609 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:50,895 ON ME 610 00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:56,967 HAVE WINGS 611 00:38:57,034 --> 00:39:01,906 BUT HEY, WHAT DO I KNOW? 612 00:39:01,972 --> 00:39:09,580 THROUGH HELL 613 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:12,683 SLAMMED THE DOOR 614 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,852 AND SAID ADIOS 615 00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:18,923 TORE IT APART 616 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:22,860 DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE PATIENT 617 00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:30,768 ON ME 618 00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:34,839 NOW I BELIEVE 619 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:38,843 HAVE WINGS 620 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:09,106 BEAUTIFUL, THANKS. THOMAS RHETT, EVERYBODY! 621 00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:10,841 THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. 622 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:13,210 TUNE IN TOMORROW, WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE PETE HOLMES AND POET 623 00:40:13,277 --> 00:40:15,613 ELIZABETH ALEXANDER. JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 624 00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:17,882 "CARPOOL KARAOKE" WITH NICKI MINAJ. 625 00:40:17,948 --> 00:40:19,283 GOOD NIGHT.