♪ DOWN IN SWEET FLORIDA. ♪ OUR GOVERNOR IS RED WHITE AND
BLUE. ♪.
>> THE FIRST PEEK OF A BRAND NEW SONG CALLED SWEET FLORIDA.
HIGHLIGHTING THE LEADERSHIP OF, YOU SAW HIM IN THE CUTAWAY,
GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS AND HIS EFFORTS TO KEEP FLORIDA FREE.
>> THE VAN ZANT BROTHERS, THEY WROTE THIS SONG.
>> THE LATE SHOW IS ALSO OFFERING RON DESANTIS A COUNTRY
ROCK CAMPAIGN ANTHEM. ♪ IT'S SPEND LONG DAYS THINKING
UP WAYS. ♪ IT IS DIFFERENT.
♪ TO GET THEM AT YOUR KIDS. ♪.
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS. >> THEY'RE AINTS NO MUZZLING
HIM. ♪ AGAINST LGBT.
>> ST A CATCHEE SONG. >> HE IS.
♪ A REAL A. ♪ THAT ELECTION REAL REJECTION
BETWEEN HIM AND RUBIO. ♪ EVERY TIME THEY'RE SPEAKING.
♪ FOR A PAIR. ♪ TELL ME WHY.
♪ FLORIDA. ♪ CAN'T JUST FOR A GATOR.
♪ ASK ME WHY. ♪ FLORIDA.
♪ HOW THE HECK DID Y'ALL SHOW DOWNGRADE TO THIS.
♪. >> IT'S THE LATE SHOW WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT. TONIGHT JON BATISTE'S GRAND
SLAM. PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES SHAQUILLE
O'NEAL AND MAYIM BIALIK. FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY
HUMAN. AND NOW LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: HI LOUIS, LESLEY,
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US. PLEASE V A SEAT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE LATE
SHOW. I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME! JON BATISTE WON FIVE GRAMMYS
LAST NIGHT! FIVE!
COME ON! GUYS!
, GUYS! WE KNOW THAT DUDE.
THAT'S OUR FRIEND FROM WORK. NOW, JON'S NOT HERE TONIGHT--
HE'S STILL IN AIRPORT SECURITY IN LOS ANGELES EXPLAINING THE
FIVE GRAMMY-SHAPED BULGES IN HIS
PANTS. BUT HE IS REPRESENTED UP THERE
IN OUR DOME. THIS EVENING, RIGHT THERE.
YEAH! JON TOOK HOME THE TROPHY FOR
BEST MUSIC VIDEO, BEST AMERICAN ROOTS PERFORMANCE, BEST AMERICAN
ROOTS SONG, BEST SCORE SOUNDTRACK FOR "SOUL," AND THE
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA, ALBUM OF THE YEAR.
ALBUM OF THE YEAR! WHOLE YEAR!
ONE ALBUM, WHOLE YEAR, JANUARY TO DECEMBER, CALENDER, FISCAL,
THE WHOLE THING." WE ARE "
OF COURSE, THE ALBUM'S FULL TITLE IS "WE ARE... GONNA WIN A
BUTT-LOAD OF GRAMMYS." I'M NOT SURPRISED AT ALL THAT
JON WON ALBUM OF THE YEAR. BUT YOU KNOW WHO WAS SURPRISED?
JON. TAKE A LOOK:
>> AND THE GRAMMY GOES TO... "WE ARE," JON BATISTE.
♪ >> Stephen: YOU CAN TELL HE
DIDN'T EXPECT TO GO ONSTAGE BECAUSE HE WORE HIS MOST CASUAL
RHINESTONE BISHOP'S VESTMENTS. THE POPE NEEDS TO BORROW HIS
OUTFITS. JON'S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH WAS
INCREDIBLY MOVING. HERE'S HOW HE KICKED IT OFF:
>> Jon: YOU KNOW, I REALLY, I BELIEVE THIS TO MY CORE, THERE
IS NO BEST MUSICIAN, BEST ARTIST, BEST DANCER, BEST ACTOR.
>> Stephen: TRUE. BUT THERE IS A BEST ALBUM, AND
IT'S "WE ARE" BY JON BATISTE. (APPLAUSE)
JON ALSO TOOK A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE ROLE MUSIC
HAS PLAYED IN HIS LIFE: >> Jon: I LOVE MUSIC.
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY.
IT'S MORE THAN ENTERTAINMENT FOR ME, IT IS A SPIRITUAL PRACTICE.
>> Stephen: THAT IS LOVELY. ALSO, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO
JON FOR INTERRUPTING HIS SPIRITUAL PRACTICE FOR YEARS
WITH JOKES ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI'S WINE-SOAKED BUFFOONERY.
EVEN THOUGH JON WON, HE GAVE THE AUDIENCE A PRIZE: AN INCREDIBLE
PERFORMANCE OF HIS SONG, "FREEDOM."
S WHEN I MOVE MY BODY JUST LIKE THIS
S I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE
S FREEDOM I HEAR A SONG
S THAT TAKES ME BACK AND I LET GO WITH SO MUCH
S FREEDOM S >> Stephen: I CAN'T BELIEVE I
GET FRONT-ROW SEATS TO THAT SHOW EVERY NIGHT.
RIGHT THERE, THAT, RIGHT THERE. THAT'S IT.
FRONT ROW SEAT. ALSO CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO
PAY A SCALPER $600. FOR THAT SEAT.
JON ENDED THE SONG BY HEADING INTO THE AUDIENCE TO DANCE ON
BILLIE EILISH'S TABLE. HE DOES IT ALL!
HE WRITES, HE ARRANGES, HE SINGS, HE DANCES, AND RIGHT
AFTER THE CAMERA CUT AWAY, HE MADE BILLIE SOME TABLESIDE GUAC.
SO FRESH! WHAT IS THAT THING CALLED.
-- JON WASN'T THE ONLY WINNER AT
THE GRAMMYS. IT WAS ALSO A HUGE NIGHT FOR
19-YEAR-OLD POP SENSATION OLIVIA RODRIGO, WHO WON THREE GRAMMYS,
INCLUDING ONE FOR BEST NEW ARTIST.
BUT AS SHE WAS WALKING THE RED CARPET SHE ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED
ONE OF THEM AND BROKE IT. OH, NOW SHE HAS TO BUY IT!
THOSE ARE THE RULES, THAT IS WHAT IT SAYS ON ITS BOTTOM.
ONE POWERFUL MOMENT WAS WHEN UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT VOLODYMYR
ZELENSKY MADE AN APPEARANCE AND CALLED ON THE ARTISTS TO
SUPPORT UKRAINE. >> THE WAR.
WHAT IS MORE OPPOSITE TO MUSIC? FILL THE SILENCE WITH YOUR
MUSIC. FILL IT TODAY TO TELL OUR STORY.
>> Stephen: ADDING, "BUT NOT YOU, KANYE.
WE'RE DEALING WITH ENOUGH ALREADY."
THANK YOU THOUGH, THANK YOU. ZELENSKY'S GRAMMY APPEARANCE
COMES AT A CRITICAL TIME. RUSSIA HAS ALMOST COMPLETELY
PULLED BACK FROM THE AREA AROUND KYIV, AND NOW THAT THEY'VE GONE,
(APPLAUSE) THAT IS GOOD NEWS STRKS GOOD
NEWS, ADMITTEDLY. BUT NOW THAT THEY PULLED OUT
THE WORLD IS GETTING A CLOSE LOOK AT THE HORRIFIC PATH OF
DESTRUCTION LEFT BEHIND. I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU ANY OF
THE FOOTAGE BECAUSE IT'S NOT SAFE FOR HUMANS.
BUT IT'S ALL OVER CABLE NEWS IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. UKRAINIAN OFFICIALS DESCRIBE
WHAT THEY FOUND AS GENOCIDE, AND HAVE LAUNCHED AN INVESTIGATION
INTO POSSIBLE RUSSIAN WAR CRIMES.
I'M GONNA SAVE EVERYBODY SOME TIME AND PULL THE "POSSIBLE" OUT
OF THAT SENTENCE. IT'S FOR SURE WAR CRIMES.
INVESTIGATION DONE. IT'S SETS ELED.
LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMETHING LESS OBVIOUS LIKE FIGURING OUT IF A
BEAR POOPS IN THE WOODS. OF COURSE, IF IT'S A RUSSIAN
BEAR, THEY CALL IT A "SPECIAL MILITARY DEFECATION."
THERE'S ONE THORNY ISSUE: TO HOLD A COUNTRY RESPONSIBLE FOR
WAR CRIMES, YOU MIGHT WANNA GO THROUGH THE U.N. SECURITY
COUNCIL, BUT, AS ONE OF FIVE PERMANENT MEMBERS, RUSSIA
WOULD HAVE VETO POWER OVER ANY DECISION.
THAT'S INSANE! THAT'S LIKE IF THE AVENGERS
CONSISTED OF IRON MAN, SPIDER-MAN, AND RUSSIA.
WHILE THE WORLD WAITS FOR RUSSIA TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, THE
PEOPLE OF UKRAINE CONTINUE TO DEFEND THEIR COUNTRY IN
SURPRISING WAYS. REMEMBER THAT STALLED 40 MILE
LONG RUSSIAN CONVOY NEAR THE TARNLINGSS COMING DOWN FROM
BELARUS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WAR.
REMEMBER, THAT WAS GONNA GO DOWN AND CIRCLE KYIV, END OF STORY.
NEVER HAPPENED! THERE WAS A LOT OF SPECULATION
ABOUT WHY THE CONVOY STOPPED. WERE THEY BOGGED DOWN IN THE
MUD? RUN OUT OF FUEL?
GET CAUGHT IN THE LEFT TURN LANE INTO HOME DEPOT JUST PAST THE
ARBYS ON MAPLE? YOU DON'T SEE THE TURN-ONLY
ARROW UNTIL YOU'RE AT THE LIGHT, AND THEN YOU'RE SCREWED!
CUZ YOU CAN'T SMIFT OVER. WELL, IT TURNS OUT, UKRAINIANS
STOPPED THE CONVOY THROUGH A SERIES OF NIGHT AMBUSHES
CARRIED OUT BY A TEAM OF SPECIAL FORCES AND DRONE OPERATORS ON
QUAD BIKES, WHICH BEGAN EIGHT YEARS AGO AS A GROUP OF
VOLUNTEER I.T. SPECIALISTS AND HOBBYISTS DESIGNING THEIR OWN
MACHINES. HOLY COW.
THAT IS-- COUNTRY. UKRAINE IS STOPPING PUTIN BY
TAPPING INTO THEIR MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE: BORED DADS!
"WHO'S LAUGHING ABOUT MY DRONE MAKING HOBBY NOW, HUH?
NEXT I'M GONNA DEFEAT A WHOLE RUSSIAN BRIGADE USING ONLY MY
ELABORATE MODEL TRAIN SET AND MY COLLECTION OF EMPTY HOT SAUCE
BOTTLES! HEY IVAN,
EAT GHOST PEPPER ASS BLASTER! HOW 'BOUT SOME HABANERO
COLON KILLER!" THE GUYS FINISH THE SAUCE, WASH
THE BOTTLES AND PUT A LITTLE-- IN THE WORKROOM.
UKRAINIAN RESISTANCE ISN'T JUST IN THE SKY, IT'S ALSO IN THE
KITCHEN, BECAUSE RUSSIAN TROOPS ARE GETTING POISONED FOOD FROM
UKRAINIAN RESIDENTS. WELL, YEAH!
HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, RUSSIA?
BY THE WAY, WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE?
UKRAINIANS KNOW THAT RUSSIANS ARE COMING INTO THEIR HOMES TO
LOOT, SO THEY'RE TAUNTING THEM BY LEAVING BEHIND NOTES READING,
"GUESS WHERE THE POISON IS?" DAMN, THAT'S COLD.
YOU'D THINK THE RUSSIANS WOULD BE GOOD AT THAT.
IT'S THEIR MOST POPULAR BOARD GAME.
IN ADDITION, SOME 500 RUSSIAN TROOPS HAVE ALSO BECOME ILL
FROM "ALCOHOL POISONING" OF "UNKNOWN ORIGIN."
NOW, I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT I'M GOING TO GUESS THE ORIGIN OF
ALCOHOL POISONING IS ALCOHOL. AND HOW DOES A RUSSIAN GET
ALCOHOL POISONING? VODKA IS THE TOP OF THE RUSSIAN
FOOD PYRAMID. AND THE REST IS POTATO.
IS POTATOE. IN COVID NEWS, CERTAIN PEOPLE
ARE NOW ELIGIBLE FOR ANOTHER BOOSTER.
THOSE OF US 50 AND OVER. AND SOME FOLKS ARE GOING
OVERBOARD, BECAUSE A GERMAN MAN GOT 90 COVID SHOTS.
ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT, BUT THE GERMAN AUTHORITIES GREW
SUSPICIOUS WHEN THE MAN PRESENTED HIS VACCINE CARD.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
MY GUESTS ARE SHAQUILLE O'NEAL AND MAYIM BIALIK.
THEY HAVE MY RUNNING. ♪ AND CRYING.
♪ THEY. >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: VERY EXCITING. VERY EXCITING.
I GOT TO SAY, LEWIS, MR. LAMPLY, INDIA, YOU HAVE BEEN KILLING IT
THIS WEEK. TOMORROW NIGHT WE GET JON, JOE
AND-- WILL BE BACK FROM THE GRAMMYS, YOU HAVE DONE AN
AMAZING JOB FROM LAST WEEK, YOU SOUND INCREDIBLE.
(APPLAUSE) I UNDERSTAND WE HAVE A SPECIAL
GUEST TONIGHT OVER THERE WHO DO WE HAVE.
>> WE HAVE THE INCREDIBLE RANDY RUNYUN ON GUITAR.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, GOOD TO SIGH.
I'M SO HAPPY, WERE YOU SURPRISED AT ALL.
WHEN THAT ALBUM OF THE YEAR CAME UP, BECAUSE THAT'S THE AWARD,
THE ALBUM. >> IT IS THE AWARD WA, DID YOU
THINK. >> I DID A LITTLE DOUBLE TAKE.
I WAS LIKE-- CUZ YOU KNOW, HE SAID THE SECOND, THE GETTING THE
WORD WE OUT, IT WAS LIKE A MATRIX MOMENT, I DIDN'T BELIEVE
T I HEARD-- . >> Stephen: WELL, I ALREADY
KNEW THAT JON HAD WON FOUR, BECAUSE HE WAS NOMINATED FOR 11
AND AIDE HAD BEEN IN THE PRECEREMONY, THAT AFTERNOON.
HE HAD ALREADY WON FOUR, I WAS LIKE WELL, HE COMES BACK A
WINNER INCLUDING VIDEO OF THE YEAR, HE IS ALREADY A BIG DEAL,
HE LOST THE FIRST TWO TO I THINK SILK SONIC OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT, I FORGOT. AND THEN WE GET UP TO THE ALBUM
OF THE YEAR, AND I'M LIKE THAT IS A BRUTAL CATEGORY.
>> I THOUGHT OLIVIA RODRIGO. >> Jon: AND LENNY KRAVITZ IS
UP THERE, BY THE WAY, CAN WE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT LENNY KRAVITZ
FOR, FIRST OF ALL, ARE YOU GOING TO GO MY WAY, KILLS IT WITH
THAT, BUT HE IS WEARING NO SHIRT AND LEATHER PANTS.
HE HAS A JACKET ON. >> SUPERCOOL GLASSES.
>> Stephen: AND I HAD TO LOOK HOW OLD HE WAS.
I AM TWO WEEKS OLDER THAN LENNY KRAVITZ.
>> GET OUT. >> Stephen: I'M TWO WEEKS
OLDER. THAT'S IT.
WHICH MEANS LOGICALLY TWO WEEKS AGO I COULD HAVE PULLED OFF THAT
OUTFIT. BUT NOW I-- I COULDN'T HAVE, IN
THOSE LEATHER MANTES. THOSE LEATHER PANTS.
ALL I COULD THINK OF WHEN I SEE LENNY KRAVITZ IN THOSE LEATHER
PANTS AND WE WILL GET BACK TO JON IN A SECOND.
WHEN I SEE LENNY KRAVITZ, DID YOU SEE THAT NOT PHOTO WHEN HE
WAS IN CONCERT AND HIS PANT SPLIT OPEN AND IT WAS ALL JUST
HANGING OUTLINING THE ELEPHANT WALKED THERE, HE DOESN'T WEAR
UNDER PANTS UNDER THOSE LEATHER PANT, THAT IS WHAT WE LEARNED.
>> THE WAY THE ROCK STARS DO IT. >> Stephen: A LOT OF TALCUM
POWER IS WHAT I HAVE GOT TO SAY. SO I'M SAYING TO EFI, I'M GOING
WELL, LISTEN, HE'S ALREADY GOT FOUR GRAMMYS, WHAT A GREAT
NIGHT, WHAT AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE.
HE'S GOT NOTHING, IT IS GOING TO BE GREAT, OBVIOUSLY WILL NOT WIN
THIS CATEGORY, LOOK AT THOSE PEOPLE, HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO
BUT YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IT IS WHO YOU KNOW, OR WHATEVER, LIKE
THAT. AND WHEN LENNY KRAVITZ SAYS WE,
ARE, I'M LIKE OH, THAT'S THE NAME OF JON'S ALBUM, YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT. AND THEN THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAD
A STRANGER REACTION THAN I DID WAS JON.
>> ACTUALLY JON, YEAH. >> Stephen: WHAT'S GOING ON,
HE WAS LIKE WHAT? ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR
FRIEND. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM TOMORROW
NIGHT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: IS THAT EVERYTHING?
ARE WE OUT? SHOULD I GO TO COMMERCIAL?
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN TALKING? HOW LONG HAVE I-- HOW MUCH OF
THE ACT HAS BEEN ON THIS ANG LENNY KRAVITZ'S LEATHER PANTS.
ALMOST FOUR MINUTES OF THIS WHOLE ACT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HOW
LONG, LIKE FIVE? >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL. ♪
>> Stephen: HEY.
WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOLKS,
MY FIRST GUEST IS A BASKETBALL HALL OF FAMER TURNED
ENTREPRENEUR. HE HAS JUST WRITTEN HIS FIRST
COOKBOOK, "SHAQ'S FAMILY STYLE: CHAMPIONSHIP RECIPES FOR FEEDING
FAMILY AND FRIENDS." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," SHAQUILLE O'NEAL! (APPLAUSE)
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, EVERYBODY. HELLO.
>> THE CROWD KIND OF SCARED ME. >> Stephen: THE CROWD SCARED
YOU. >> YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE
WERE THIS MANY PEOPLE IN HERE. >> Stephen: OH YEAH, YEAH.
>> HELLO, MAN. >> Stephen: YEAH.
IT IS REALLY NICE TO YOU HAVE ON THE SHOW.
I HAVE INTERVIEWED YOU ONCE BEFORE BUT THAT WAS OVER ZOOM.
YOU ARE LARGER IN PERSON, MY FRIEND, REALLY NICE HAVING YOU
ON. >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST
GETTING READY TO SAY I WAS SEXY, BUT IT'S OKAY.
>> Stephen: THAT IS A GIVEN. WE DON'T HAVE NONSEXY GUESTS ON
THE CHOA, THAT IS WHAT THE C IN CBS STANDS FOR SNGSY.
>> THIS IS MY FIRST TIME MEETING YOU.
>> Stephen: FIRST TIME IN PERSON, WE TALKED OVER THE ZOOM.
>> WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU, SCIR. >> Stephen: NEVER PLES PRESSED
THE FLESH. YEAH.
HEY. (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: I HEARD, I HEARD AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I HEARD IT
IS THE BIG ONE, BIG 5-0, YOU TURNED 50 LAST MONTH.
>> YES. >> Stephen: YEAH WHO IS OLDER,
YOU OR CHARLES BARKLEY. >> CHARLES IS WAY OLDER.
>> Stephen: HE'S WAY OLDER, WAY OLDER, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY
WAY. >> CHARLES IS 50 TIMES DOG
YEARS. >> Stephen: SO HE IS 350,
LOOKS GOOD FOR 350 YEAR OLD MAN. >> CHARLES BARKLEY DOES NOT LOOK
GOOD, STOP IT. DON'T DO THAT.
NO, HE DOES NOT, CUT IT OUT. >> Stephen: WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'M GOING TO WRITE THAT DOWN. >> WRITE IT DOWN, CHARLES
BARKLEY, NOT LOOK GOOD. >> Stephen: ARE YOU STAYING
HEALTHIER THAN BARKLEY. >> I SURE AM.
>> Stephen: YEAH. WHAT IS.
THIS I HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS CONDITION HERE, WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN? >> CB, CHARLES BARKLEY OVER THE
BELTS BELLY, I DON'T WANT MY BELLY TO GO OVER MY BELT F YOU
LOOK AT CHARLES HE HAS A SANTSA CLUES JUICY ROLE CINNAMON BUN
BELLY IT IS JUST-- SPS YOU WANT TO FROST IT, SOMETIME.
>> YES, YOU DO. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO, THE
WAY TO GET AROUND THAT IS NEVER WEAR A BELT.
>> WELL, HE CAN'T WEAR A BELT. THEY DON'T MAKE THEM HIS SIDE.
(LAUGHTER) TELLING YOU.
I WAS LIKE I NEVER, EVER WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT.
>> Stephen: NOW WE HAD YOUR DEAR FRIEND CHARLES BARKLEY ON,
WE HAVE HAD HIM ON MANY TIMES AND ONE OF.
>> YOU HAD CHARLES ON THE SHOW MORE THAN ME?
(LAUGHTER). >> Stephen: I CAN'T REMEMBER,
WE'LL COUNT LATER. >> ALL RIGHT.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE TIMES HE WAS HERE HE SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU, AND I WOULD LIKE TO GETS YOUR RESPONSE TO WHAT HE
SAID ABOUT YOU, WHO IS MORE SHAME UNLESS ENDORSEMENT, YOU OR
SHAQ. >> OH, SHAQ GOT NO SHAME, ZERO,
LET ME TELL I SOMETHING. >> Stephen: NO SHAME GAME.
>> EVERY TIME A LOOK ON THE TV, NO DOUBT IN MY MIND IS HE GOING
TO DO TAM UPONS ANY DAY T IS JUST A MATTER OF-- TAMPONS ANY
DAY T IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME. >> LADY, I'M SHAQUILLE O'NEAL,
STAY FRESH. (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: I BET THAT WOULD SELL.
I BET THAT WOULD SELL AS LONG AS IT WASN'T A PARTNERSHIP WITH ICY
HOT. (LAUGHTER)
YOU HAVE GREAT PRODUCT, BY THE WAY, I HAVE A PATCH ON RIGHT
NOW, AN ICY HOT ON RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE A NEW COOK BOOK, I AM
VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. OKAY.
"SHACK'S FAMILY STYLE" WITH RECIPES SO EASY THAT QUOTE EVEN
CHARLES BARKLEY COULD DO IT. (LAUGHTER)
WHO MADE YOU WANT TO WRITE A COOK BOOK, SHAQ?
>> WELL, I LIKE TO EAT A LOT. NOT AS MUCH AS CHARLES BUT I
LIKE TO EAT. AND YOU KNOW, I HAVE THREE
CHEFS, T MAX AND A GUY NAMED ALEC.
DURING THE PANDEMIC WHEN THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO I FINALLY SAID
TEACH ME HOW TO COOK, THAT WE TEACH ME, AND I WOULD GO BACK, I
AM A VISUAL GUY, IF I SEE SOMEBODY DO IT, AND START
PRACTICES IT, I DEVELOPED MUSCLE MEMORY, SO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I
WAS COOKING TEN TO 15 DISHES. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER DONE
A VERY SPECIFIC KIND OF DIET LIKE VEGAN OR PESCATARIAN.
>> MY FAVORITE DIET IS CALLED NO DIET.
>> Stephen: HOW STRICT IS THAT.
>> NOT STRICT AT ALL. >> Stephen: NOT STRICT AT ALL.
>> NO. AND MY FAVORITE THING WHEN I EAT
SOMETHING I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT, I GUESS I WILL START MY
DIET TOMORROW. >> Stephen: YOU WRITE THAT
WITH FOOD YOU DON'T LIKE ALL THE FOO-FOO NONSENSE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THE FOO-FOO NONSENSE LIKE THE FOAM OR
WHATEVER THEY PUT ON? >> I DON'T LIKE RICH PEOPLE
FOOD. >> Stephen: LIKE WHAT?
>> LIKE HORS D'OEUVRES. >> Stephen: LIKE HORS
D'OEUVRE, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT APPETIZERS.
>> CERTAINANS, US REGULAR PEOPLE WE LIKE CHICKEN WINGS AND, YOU
KNOW. >> Stephen: I LIKE THAT.
>> AND I LIKE-- . >> Stephen: NOBODY SPAING
CHICKEN WINGS TO PEOPLE IN TUXEDOS.
>> I DON'T LIKE TO GO TO THESE PARTIES AND CAVIER, I WANT
CHICKEN WING, PIZZA AND CHIPS. (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: SIMPLE. THIS BOOK IS ALSO IN SOME WAYS A
LOVE LETTER TO YOUR MOM, LOSE IL.
WHEN YOU THINK BACK TO BEING A BUOY AND YOUR-- A BOY AND YOUR
MOM IS COOKING. >> I WOULD GO IN THE CABINET AND
LOOKING FOR SNACKS AND WOULDN'T SEE ANYTHING AND SHE WOULD SAY
GET OUT OF HERE, BOY. AND AN HOUR LATER IT WOULD BE
THE BIGGEST, MOST FINEST SPREAD WE EVER HAD SEEN.
AND SHE WOULD PUT A LOT OF LOVE IN IT, TAKE A LOT OF THINGS AND
PUT IT TOGETHER. I ALWAYS SAID IF I MAKE IT BIG
TIME I WANT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR MY MOTHER SO THIS
IS, A LOT OF HER RECIPES ARE IN HERE.
>> Stephen: WHEN YOU GO HOME AND SAY MOM, I WANT SPECIAL FOOD
WHAT IS IT, WHAT IS THE THING YOU WANT HER TO MAKE YOU.
>> IT IS DIFFERENT NOW. I TELL MY MOTHER, SHE IS
RETIRED. I ASK HER WHAT DOES THEY WANT
AND I WILL MAKE SURE IT GETS DONE.
(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: NICE.
THAT'S NICE. WHAT ABOUT YOUR-- HOW MANY KIDS
HAVE YOU GOT. >> SIX.
>> Stephen: DO YOU COOK FOR THEM?
DO THEY LIKE YOUR FOOD. >> YES, THEY BETTER LIKE T IT'S
ALL THEY'RE GOING TO GET. ARE THEY IMPRESSED THAT YOU ARE
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, ARE THEY IMPRESSED.
>> NO, THEY DO NOT, NO. >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
>> LIKE I ASK THEM WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER, KOBE.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER, LeBRON.
>> Stephen: WHO IS PAYING THE BILLS AROUND HERE.
>> EXACTLY. NO, BUT HAVE I SIX WONDERFUL
CHILDREN. I TEACH THEM TO BE INDEPENDENT,
RESPECTFUL AND JUST HAVE FUN, WHATEVER THEY WANT TO BECOME,
THEY CAN BECOME. I ALSO TELL THEM ALL THE TIME WE
DON'T NEED ANOTHER BASKETBALL PLAYER, YOU KNOW, A COOK.
>> Stephen: DO THEY COOK WITH YOU.
>> NO, THEY CAN'T COME IN MY KITCHEN.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU BOSSY IN THE KITCHEN, GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU ARE GOING TO SCRATCH MY TESTIFY LONG.
>> VERY, VERY BOSSY. FIRST OF ALL, HAVE I TO HAVE MY
CHEAT SHEET AND IF THERE IS TOO MUCH GOING ON I CAN'T
CONCENTRATE, HAVE I SUPER ADHD. >> Stephen: SO YOU HAVE THE
CHEAT SHEET. >> I GET IT, READ IT, WRITE IT
DOWN, HAVE I TO FOLLOW IT AND I DON'T WANT TO NOISE, NO NOTHING,
SO GET OUT. >> Stephen: WELL, I PROMISE
NOT TO INTERRUPT YOU LATER IN THE SHOW WHEN WE'RE GOING TO
COOK TOGETHER. WE'RE GOING TO COOK TOGETHER
RIGHT OVER HERE. >> YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME.
>> Stephen: I HOPE SO I AM NOT GOING TO GEPT IN YOUR WAY, THAT
IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO MAKE,
SOMETHING SIMPLE. >> Stephen: WHATEVER, YOU ARE
THE CHEF. NOTHING FROO-FROO.
>> YEAH, NOTHING FROO. >> HOW ABOUT COLBERT DIESEL
BROWNIES. >> Stephen: IT'S A DEAL.
"SHAQ'S FAMILY STYLE" IS ON SALE TOMORROW,
BUT STICK AROUND, WE'RE GOING TO COOK WITH CHEF O'NEAL, WE'LL BE
RYBACK WITH MAYIM BIALIK, EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK, TO THE SHOW FROM
THE COMMERCIAL BREAK, HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD ONE.
FOLKS YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM HER
ROLES IN "THE BIG BANG THEORY" AND "BLOSSOM" AND AS A NEW HOST
OF "JEOPARDY." NOW SHE'S MAKING HER
DIRECTORIAL DEBUT WITH THE FILM, "AS THEY MADE US."
MRS. C, I'M GOING TO BE BLUNT, I KNOW YOU ARE CONTINUING TO MAKE
APPOINTMENTS WEEKLY BUT YOUR HUSBAND IS NOT GOING TO GET
BETTER. >> SO DO YOU MEAN WE-- WE
BROUGHT HIM TO A DOCTOR, TO A HOSPITAL WHERE THEY CAN'T FIX
HIM? >> NO HE'S GOING TO DN CONTINUE
TO DECLINE AT A MORE RAPID RATE NOW AND YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT
HOSPICE. >> HOSPICE WHAT IS THAT?
>> HOSPICE MEANS WE DON'T THINK HE CAN LIVE LONGER THAN SIX
MONTHS. >> HE'S GOT TO EAT MORE.
MAYBE IF YOU GAVE HIM AN ENEMA IT WOULD MAKE ROOM FOR MORE
FOOD. >> NO, YOU HAVE TO STOP TRYING
TO FORCE HIM TO EAT. >> IF HE DOESN'T EAT HE'S GOING
TO DIE. >> YES, MA'AM, HE'S GOING TO
DIE. >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK
TO "THE LATE SHOW," MAYIM BIALIK!
♪ FLIES TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: WE JUST HAD SHAQ OUT HERE, AND YOU AND I WERE
TALKING BACKSTAGE ABOUT HOW TRULY LARGE THE MAN IS.
AND YEAH. >> LARGER-THAN-LIFE.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY. AND I WAS WONDER, HAD YOU EVER
MET HIM BEFORE, DONE ANYTHING WITH HIM BEFORE.
>> HE PASSED BY ME AT THE LOBBY OF A HOTEL AT AN NBA ALL-STAR
GAME WHEN I WAS LIKE 15. >> Stephen: AND IT STUCK WITH
YOU. >> HE WAS IN A GIGANTIC FUR
COAT. >> Stephen: SO A MAN THAT
LARGE. >> THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID,
THAT'S A LOT OF FUR. >> Stephen: SO HE LOOKED LIKE
CHEWBACCA. >> NOW THAT YOU SAY IT, YES.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A BIG WEEK FOR YOU BECAUSE ARE YOU MAKING
YOUR DIRECTORIAL DEBUT WITH THE FLU FILM "AS THEY MADE US" AND
I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF THOUGHTS HERE.
>> OH. >> Stephen: THIS IS, IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU ARE CLIMBING A TREE BUT ARE YOU ACTUALLY DIRECTING.
>> WE WERE TAKING OUR CAST AND CREW PHOTO AND THERE WASN'T ROOM
FOR ME SO I CLIMBED A TREE. >> Stephen: BUT YOU ARE THE
DIRECTOR, YOU PUT YOURSELF IN THE TREE.
>> BETTER THAN PUTTING MYSELF IN THE CORNER.
>> Stephen: I GUESS SO. AND YOU WROTE IT.
>> I DID. >> Stephen: WHY WAS IT--
(APPLAUSE) WHAT WAS-- WHAT WAS, THE FIRST
FILM YOU DIRECT HAS TO BE VERY PERSONAL.
WHAT IS IT, WHY DID YOU WANT TO TELL THIS STORY?
>> I DIDN'T NECESSARILY WANT TO WRITE IF, I FELT A NEED TO WRITE
SOME OF THESE THINGS DOWN. MY FATHER DIED SEVEN YEARS AGO
AND THERE IS A VERY TRADITIONAL YEAR IN MOURNING N TRADITIONAL
JUDAISM OF A VERY DEEP IMMERSION LOTS OF MEGS AND AVOIDING
INTERACTION WITH THINGS THAT NORMALLY BRING JOY, ARE YOU
MOURNING. AND AFTER THAT, A LOT OF THINGS
TEND TO OPEN UP. EMOTIONALLY.
AND WHAT I STARTED FEELING COMPELLED TO DO WAS WRITE.
I WASN'T THINKING I'M GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE AND I'M GOING TO
CAST-- I WROTE AS MANY WRITERS DO BECAUSE WE FEEL WE HAVE TO.
AND I THOUGHT OH, NOW THEY'LL HIRE A REAL WRITER TO WRITE IT
AND WHEN I SHOWED IT TO MY AGENCY, THEY SAID NOPE, YOU
WROTE IT AND NOW WE NEED TO FIND A DIRECTOR.
AND I SAID OH, THEY'LL HIRE A REAL DIRECTOR, I HAVEN'T
DIRECTED LIKE. THIS BUT I KIND-OF-KNEW HOW I
WANTED IT TO LOOK, AND SO HERE WE ARE.
>> Stephen: AND HERE IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
THERE YOU ARE. DIRECTING ON SET.
>> YEP. >> Stephen: THERE ON SET.
>> IN A CEMETERY. >> Stephen: IN A CEMETERY.
>> SPOILER ALERT, THERE IS A CEMETERY.
>> Stephen: RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND THERE WAS A TRADITION
YOU STARTED ON SET. >> OH, I MEAN IT WAS A TRADITION
STARTED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO. >> Stephen: YOU BROUGHT IT TO
SET. >> WHEN FRIDAY NIGHT CAME ON THE
FIRST FRIDAY THAT WE WERE FILMING, IT FELT APPROPRIATE TO
BRING IN THE FAB-- WE DID A COMMUNAL CAST AND CREW, WE LIT
CANNED ELEVATORS HAD KOSHER GRAPE JUICE AND MY FANTASTIC
MAKEUP ARTIST WOULD GETS HALLA FOR US SO WE COULD MAKE A FULL
CHABBATE AND SOMETIMES WE WOULD KEEP WORKING AS IT WERE.
BUT MANY PEOPLE SAID THEY NEVER HAD CHABBATE ON A SET AND EVEN
JEWISH CREW MEMBERS WERE LIKE HOT LIGHTING GUY IS JEWISH,
AWESOME. WE OPENED UP THE DATING POOL AS
WELL. >> Stephen: THE FILM HAS A LOT
OF PEOPLE, A LOT OF REMINISCEANCES OF THE TRIP THAT
THE DAUGHTER HAS WITH THE FATHER.
AND I WANTED TO ASK YOU THESE TWO PHOTOS HERE, YOU BROUGHT IN
YOURSELF. YOU TOOK SOME TRIPS WITH YOUR
DAD. >> MY FATHER AND I TOOK FOUR
FATHER DAUGHTER ROAD TRIPS AND ONE OF THEM WE WENT TO OUR OWN
PERSONAL MECCA WHICH IS TIBBING, MINNESOTA, THE BIRTH PLACE OF
ROBERT ZIMMERMAN ALSO KNOWN AS BOB DYLAN AND THAT IS BOB
DYLAN'S CHILDHOOD HOME OR SO THEY TOLD US.
AND WE TOOK PICTURES IN FRONT OF IT.
>> Stephen: IS IT, DID YOU FIND OUT LATE THARY IT WASN'T OR
IT IS. >> I AM GOING TO BELIEVE IT IS.
>> Stephen: THERE IS NO SIGN OR ANYTHING.
>> IT IS A VERY SMALL TOWN. THEY'RE LIKE GO TO THAT CORNER,
THAT IS HIS HOUSE, WE DID, WE TOOK A PICTURE.
WE TELL PEOPLE LIKE YOU ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: BESIDES THE FACT THAT HE IS A BRILLIANT ARTIST
WHAT IS IT ABOUT DYLAN THAT YOU AND YOUR FATHER SHARED.
>> WELL, SO MY FATHER AND HI A VERY DEEP MUSICAL COLLECTION.
MY DAD WAS-- DIDN'T PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS BUT HAD A BEAUTIFUL
EAR AND KIND OF FOR EVERY YEAR OF MY LIFE THERE WAS A SONG THAT
HE ALWAYS PLAYED IN THE HOUSE FOR MOST OF THAT YEAR.
SO I HAVE KIND OF A BUILT-IN SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE.
SO WHEN I MADE AS THEY MADE US I WANTED TO TELL IT THREE WAYS
WITH IMAGES AS WELL AS MUSIC. >> Stephen: THERE WOULD BE ONE
SONG OF DYLAN THAT KIND OF DOMINATES THE YEAR.
>> PRETTY MUCH. >> Stephen: LIKE WHAT.
>> IT WOULD DEPEND, ONE YEAR IT WAS JOKERMAN WHICH IS A OFTEN IF
I DELS, AND ANOTHER YEAR ABANDON LVE OR WHEN BOOT LEG 1, 2, 3
CAME OUT. >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A
FAVORITE. >> IT SLIEK DO YOU HAVE A
FAVORITE CHILD, YOU KIND OF DO BUT YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ON
COLBERT. >> Stephen: IS HAVE YOU MED
BOB DYLAN. >> I HAD MET HIM, HE WAS
PARENTSLY IN FRIENDS FRIENDS WIE MIDLER AND I WAS IN BEACHES WHEN
I WAS 13, AND I GOT A CALL WHEN I WAS 17 FROM MY AGENCY AT THE
TIME SAIDING MR. DYLAN HAS REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE
BACKSTAGE AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL, AND I SAID I WILL BE-- .
>> Stephen: YOU WEREN'T GOING TO GO.
>> NO, IT WAS SANTANA, IT WAS GOING TO BE CROWDEDK I WENT
BACKSTAGE AS DIRECTED AND BETTE MIDLER SPEAKS HIGHLY OF YOU AND
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SHOW, THAT WAS CRAZY, BUT IT WAS VERY NICE.
THAT IS IT THOUGH. HE DIDN'T ASK IF SHE UD SHELL
HIS MUSICAL CATALOG, NOT CHECKING IN WITH ME.
>> Stephen: STO YOUR FAVORITE DYLAN -- DYLAN SONG IS WHAT.
> I WILL SAY NEXT TIME. >> Stephen: IT WAS LOVELY TO
SIGH. >> GREAT TO SEE YOU
>> Stephen: "JEOPARDY" AIRS WEEKNIGHTS, AND THE FILM, "AS
THEY MADE US," IS IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND THIS FRIDAY.
WHRTION "CALL ME CAT" ON FOX. WHEN WE COME BACK, COOKING WITH
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. HERE WE GO RIGHT HERE,
WE'RE BACK WITH THE ATHLETE TURNED ENTREPRENEUR, SPORTS
ANALYST, D.J., AND NOW, AUTHOR OF HIS VERY FIRST
COOKBOOK. PLEASE WELCOME BACK, SHAQUILLE
O'NEAL! SHAQ, GOOD STO SLU HERE, THERE
YOU GO, ALL RIGHT, SHAQ, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
WHAT ARE WE MAKING TODAY. >> WE'RE MAKING COLBERT DIESEL
OREO BROWNIES. >> Stephen: COLBERT DIESEL
WHAT IS THE DIESEL PART. >> DECEMBER SELL ME.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU DIESEL. >> ARE YOU COLBERT.
>> Stephen: I'M COLBERT, GOT IT.
>> AND THE OREO, BLACK AND WHITE.
>> Stephen: OH, THERE YOU GO, SURE.
>> ARE YOU READY. >> Stephen: I'M ABSOLUTELY
READY. HAVE I MELTED CHOCOLATE.
THAT IS ALWAYS A GOOD START. >> FIRST WE START WITH THE EGG.
>> Stephen: HOW MANY EGGS DO YOU NEED.
>> ALL OF THEM. >> Stephen: ALL OF THEM,
WATCH, THIS ONE HAND CRACK, LOOK AT THAT.
>> OH, SHOW OFF. >> Stephen: COME ON, BABY.
>> ALL RIGHT. >> Stephen: ONE HAND CRACK, NO
IDEA HOW MUCH SHELL I'M PUTTING IN THERE.
>> SO WE STIR THIS UNTIL IT GETS FLUFERY B THREE MINUTES.
>> Stephen: SHOULD I TURN IT UP, IS THAT AS FAST AS IT GOES.
>> YOU'RE INTERRUPTING. >> Stephen: THREE MINUTE SAYS
LONG TIME ON A LATE NIGHT SHOW IS ALL I AM SAYING THARK SAY
LONG TIME. HOLD ON.
>> ONE MINUTE 45,. >> Stephen: I GOT SOME OF MY
SHELL IN THERE. IT IS LIKE CAR WHEELS ON A GRAPH
EL ROAD. NOW LISTEN S THIS, WE ARE DOING,
BROWNIES, IS THAT THE DIET FOR AN ELITE ATHLETE.
>> THREE MINUTES, I'M NOT AN ELITE ATHLETE, I'M RETIRED SIR.
YOU TAKE THIS, RIGHT HERE, AND COULD YOU POUR THAT IN.
>> Stephen: POUR THIS IN HERE, NOT TOO HOT, BUT IT IS GOING TO
COOK THE EGGS IT IS SO HOT. >> LISTEN, FOUR IN THERE.
>> Stephen: I FORE GOT, IT'S TV, WE CAN JUST LIE TO THE
PEOPLE. THERE YOU GO.
>> NOT GOING TO COOK THAT, NO, NO.
>> Stephen: DON'T DO THAT. >> Stephen: I'M SORRY.
>> I OVERSTEPPED MY BOUNDARIES. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
>> Stephen: BROWN SUGAR. >> OKAY, GOOD JOB.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU. DUMP THAT ALL IN THERE.
WHICH ONE IS THIS. >> Stephen: WHOA, THAT IS
CHOCOLATE POWDER. >> NO, COCO.
>> Stephen: BUT THAT WHAT-- WHAT IS THAT CHOCOLATE
POWDER IS. >> VANILLA.
>> Stephen: THAT IS VANILLA. >> GOOD JOB, OKAY.
WHAT IS THAT. >> Stephen: THAT IS SALT, THAT
IS A LOT OF SALT, MAN. >> AND THEN SUGAR.
>> Stephen: THAT IS SUGAR RIGHT THERE.
AND WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE, IS THAT THE DIESEL.
>> NO, THIS IS MORE OREO. >> Stephen: DO WE PUT THAT.
>> PUT THAT IN THERE DON'T TURN IT UP SO HIGH, WILL YOU MESS
YOUR SUIT UP. >> Stephen: I FEEL LIKE I'VE
REALLY GOTTEN OFF TO A BAD START.
THAT'S KICK UP A FAIR AMOUNT OF DUST, I HOPE NO ONE HAS
ALLERGIES, THAT LOOKS FANTASTIC. NOW DO YOU LICK THE BEATER?
YOU KNOW, IF SOMEONE-- YOU KNOW F SOMEONE ISED GOO LIKE IF THE
KIDS ARE IN THE KITCHEN THEY ARE GOOD, THEY GET TO LICK THE
BATTER, THE BEATER OFF THE BATTER.
>> NO, SIR. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T.
>> NO. >> Stephen: OKAY, NO BIG DEAL.
NO JUDGESMENT. NO JUDGMENT.
>> YEAH. >> Stephen: YOU KNOW.
>> CHARLES MAY LICK THE BEATER BUT I DON'T.
>> Stephen: NOW WE ALL-- (LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT, LOOKING GOOD.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU READY, HELP ME OUT, HELP ME OUT.
>> Stephen: OH, I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT.
>> ONE FOR ME. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
>> NOT ALL OF IT. >> Stephen: I'M NOT DOING ALL
OF IT. >> ONE FOR YOU, MARTHA STEWART
AND SNOOP DOGG, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU.
LETTING YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT, COME ON OVER HERE.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU MET MARTHA.
>> YES, HAVE I KNOW MARTHA VERY WELL.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW MARTHA VERY WELL, I JUST ASKED IF YOU
HAD MET HER. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRAG.
>> LET'S CRUSH SOME OREOS. >> Stephen: TAKE YOUR HANDS
AND CRUSH THEM, LIKE THAT. >> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
>> Stephen: UH-HUH, AND THIS WILL GIVE ME MY PROTEIN.
IS WHAT THIS. >> A LOT OF PROTEIN.
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. >> THEN COME OVER HERE, YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS? >> Stephen: THAT IS TWO SCANS
OF SPAM WHAT IS THAT. >> NO, ST DULCE DE LECHE.
>> Stephen: SWEETENED MILK. >> YOU KNOW IF YOU COOK IT FOR
AN HOUR OR TWO IT TURNS INTO CARAMEL.
>> Stephen: THAT HAS BEEN COOKING FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS,
SEALED BUT THAT IS NOT GOING TO SLOW AND COVER YOU-- -- I WILL
BACK OFFER A LITTLE BIT. I'M GOING TO BACK OFF JUST A
LITTLE BIT. >> IT'S KIND OF HOT.
>> Stephen: YOU SURE, CAREFUL. >> IT TURNS INTO CARAMEL, BUDDY,
SEE, LOOK AT THAT. >> Stephen: FOR REAL.
>> MARTHA AND SNOOP ARE WATCHING US.
LET'S GO. RIGHT THERE.
THERE YOU GO. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO,
THERE IT IS. >> ONE FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: NOW WHAT DO WE DO? >> YOU HAVE TO-- .
>> Stephen: WHAT? >> WHISK.
>> Stephen: HAVE TO WHISK. >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. WHERE DID YOU LEARN THESE
RECIPES. >> YOUTUBE.
(LAUGHTER). >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU DOING LIKE VIDEO-- PEANUT BUTTER.
>> OF COURSE IT IS. >> Stephen: DON'T SAY OF
COURSE, DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PEANUT
BUTTER. >> BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNEW IT WAS
ME BUTT-- PEANUT BUTTER, SIR. >> Stephen: I JUST GOT UP HERE
AND IT DIDN'T, IT SMELLED LIKE PEANUT BUTTER.
>> NOW WE CAN GO TO THE FUTURE. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, I'M
READY TO GO TO THE FUTURE. >> LOOK WHAT WE MADE, WOW!
(APPLAUSE) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME, HERE. >> Stephen: SURE, I WILL TAKE
SOME ICE CREAM. WANT TO GIVE THIS TO THE
AUDIENCE, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THIS?
>> YEAH! (APPLAUSE)
>> AND PUT SOME OF THIS ON TOP OF IT.
>> Stephen: AH, DAMN, SON, THAT IS GOOD.
THAT WILL DO IT, LOOK AT THAT, THIS IS WINNING.
I'M WINNING. >> THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE IT.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU READY FOR THE PLAYOFFS.
>> CHARLES BARKLEY, I GOT YOUR APPETIZER.
THAT'S IT. >> Stephen: THE BOOK,
(APPLAUSE) THE BOOK IS
"SHAQ'S FAMILY STYLE" IS , THE MAN IS SHAQ, THAT IS
STYLE, WILL'S BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY, SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE OSCAR ISAAC AND POET AND
SCHOLAR, ELIZABETH ALEXANDER. JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
GOOD NIGHT.