1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:04,871 TESLA AND SPACEX FOUNDER ELON MUSK SENT A SURPRISING 2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:07,340 MESSAGE TO RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN. 3 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:11,711 HIS TWEET, PARTIALLY IN RUSSIAN READS, "I HEREBY CHALLENGE 4 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:15,782 VLADIMIR PUTIN TO SINGLE COMBAT. STAKES ARE UKRAINE." 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:22,922 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> YOU HAVE SELECTED RUSSIA. 6 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:27,927 ROUND ONE: >> LET US FIGHT. 7 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:32,098 >> WINNER TAKES UKRAINE. >> POISON UNDERWEAR! 8 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:36,436 POISON UNDERWEAR! >> CRAZY TWEET! 9 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,071 CRAZY TWEET! >> POISON SUSHI! 10 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:41,141 POISON SUSHI! >> WHATEVER THIS IS. 11 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:44,577 >> I HAVE RUBLES! >> I HAVE DOGECOIN! 12 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:46,679 >> THEY ARE BOTH WORTHLESS! >> GAME OVER. 13 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:50,049 NOBODY WINS. 14 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,385 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 15 00:00:52,452 --> 00:01:00,293 TONIGHT: PUTIN ON THE FRITZ. 16 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,629 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: 17 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:10,737 ANNE HATHAWAY AND DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH 18 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,273 FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY 19 00:01:13,339 --> 00:01:17,710 HUMAN. 20 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,813 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 21 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:27,554 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 22 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:42,469 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:51,010 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SEAT. 24 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:55,849 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. UP THERE, DOWN HERE, OH, LADIES 25 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:58,685 AND GENTLEMEN,s SO NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE. 26 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:07,160 WELCOME. WELCOME, EVERYBODY, TO "THE LATE 27 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,528 SHOW." I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 28 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:13,199 IT IS-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 29 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:18,638 CALENDARS. IT IS MARCH 15th, OTHERWISE 30 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:22,308 KNOWN AS THE IDES OF MARCH, AND I INVITE THE RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS 31 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:27,013 IN PUTIN'S INNER CIRCLE TO CELEBRATE THE DAY IN WHATEVER 32 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,583 WAY SEEMS MOST APPROPRIATE. ( CHEERS AND APLAUSE ) 33 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:35,221 WHAT IT IS. JUST TAKE A STAB AT IT. 34 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:41,661 ( LAUGHTER ) MONSTROUS FOR UKRAINE, BUT IT'S 35 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,264 ALSO NOT GOING SO GREAT FOR RUSSIA. 36 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,966 ALMOST ALL OF THE RUSSIAN ADVANCES IN UKRAINE REMAIN 37 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:50,803 STALLED. IN FACT, U.S. INTELLIGENC 38 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:56,876 ( APPLAUSE ) WHY NOT? 39 00:02:56,943 --> 00:03:01,080 LET US CELEBRATE WHILE WE CAN. IN FACT, U.S. INTELLIGENCE 40 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,515 ACTUALLY INTERCEPTED THE LATEST PROGRESS REPORT FROM THE RUSSIAN 41 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:07,754 MILITARY: AND... THE INVASION IS 42 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,188 BUFFERING. IT'S BUFFERING. 43 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,558 TOUGH-- TOUGH TO GET A SIGNAL OUT THERE. 44 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:15,828 THE RUSSIANS ARE BOGGED DOWN PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE, 45 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:19,532 INCLUDING THE INFAMOUS CONVOY NORTH OF KYIV, WHICH DID NOT 46 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:22,835 APPRECIABLY PROGRESS OVER THE WEEKEND. 47 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,138 OH, THAT'S GOTTA MAK TRAFFIC HELL: 48 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:28,474 ( AS TRAFFIC REPORTER ) BACKWARDS ONES. 49 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,910 TANKS ARE BUMPER-TO-CANNON ON ROAD TO KYIV. 50 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:34,547 DRIVERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO SURRENDER. 51 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,182 NOW, FOR WEATHER, WE GO TO CLOUDY OLEK, WITH THE FIVE-DAY 52 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,184 GRAY-CAST." ( LAUGHTER ) 53 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:53,132 DID THAT SOUND LIKE-- CHOPPER. >> Jon: SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 54 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,000 DID THAT SOUND LIKE-- CHOPPER. >> Jon: SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 55 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,868 HEY RUSSIA'S MILITARY FAILURES HAVE 56 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:58,905 INSPIRED HOPE FOR PEACE WITHIN THE UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENT. 57 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:04,944 ONE ADVISOR TO ZELENSKYY SAYS THE WAR COULD BE OVER BY MAY. 58 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:06,379 JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER. AND ZELENSKYY'S BODY IS BEACH 59 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:09,182 READY, BABY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 60 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:15,488 THING IS, THAT'S NOT A PHOTOSHOP. 61 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,190 AND I'M NOT SURPRISED A PRESIDENT LOOKS LIKE THAT. 62 00:04:17,256 --> 00:04:20,560 I'M SURPRISED A COMEDIAN LOOKS LIKE THAT. 63 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:25,164 ( LAUGHTER ) FRANKLY, I FIND IT OFFENSIVE! 64 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,266 ONE OF THE MORE BRUTAL TACTICS RUSSIA HAS EMPLOYED IN UKRAINE 65 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:30,536 IS ABDUCTING AT LEAST TWO MAYORS TO INSTALL PRO-RUSSIAN 66 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,739 REPLACEMENTS. BUT THAT DOESN'T SCARE KYIV 67 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:35,108 MAYOR AND FORMER BOXER, VITALI KLITSCHKO. 68 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:40,546 >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF THE RUSSIANS TRY TO KIDNAP YOU? 69 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,449 >> I AM READY TO FIGHT. THIS WILL BE NOT EASY TO DO 70 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:47,720 THAT. >> Stephen: DAMN STRAIGHT. 71 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:48,855 THAT GUY-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 72 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:57,964 YOU KNOW WHO ? THAT GUY WAS HEAVYWEIGHT 73 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:01,300 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BRING HIM 74 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,702 IN. PLUS, MAYORS ALL HAVE THOSE 75 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:03,970 GIANT SCISSORS FOR CUTTIN' RIBBONS! 76 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:10,376 THERE ISN'T A PRISON DOOR THAT CAN HOLD HIM! 77 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,812 WE'RE GOING, FOLLOW ME! IN FACT, THERE HASN'T BEEN A 78 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:18,451 MAYOR THIS TOUGH SINCE FORMER CAN UFC CHAMP ROGER McCHEESE. 79 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:21,120 ONE TOWN WHOSE MAYOR HAS BEEN REPLACED BY A PRO-RUSSIAN PUPPET 80 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:25,158 IS MELITOPOL, AND THE NEW NOT-REALLY-MAYOR THERE TOLD 81 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:29,529 RESIDENTS THAT RUSSIAN STATE TELEVISION CHANNELS WOULD NOW BE 82 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:30,797 BROADCAST IN MELITOPOL, SO PEOPLE COULD GET ACCURATE 83 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:33,599 INFORMATION. YES, THEY'LL BE TREATED TO 84 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:37,303 ACCURATE RUSSIAN STORIES LIKE: "DESPITE HOW YOU FEEL, YOU ARE 85 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,439 HAPPY." ( LAUGHTER ) 86 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:45,244 RUSSIAN STATE CHILDREN'S PROGRAM, PEPPA POTATO. 87 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:47,680 WE ALL KNOW HER CATCHPHRASE, SAY IT WITH ME: 88 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:56,622 >> Audience: IT'S POTATO! >> Stephen: EVERYONE KNOWS IT. 89 00:05:56,689 --> 00:06:00,226 EVERYBODY LOVES THAT ONE. >> Jon: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 90 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,295 "IT'S POTATO." >> Stephen: THE WORLD CONTINUES 91 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:05,631 TO RALLY AROUND UKRAINE. TODAY, LEADERS FROM POLAND, THE 92 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,533 CZECH REPUBLIC, AND SLOVENIA TRAVELED TO KYIV TO EXPRESS 93 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,637 SOLIDARITY. WOW, THAT IS SUPER BRAVE. 94 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:15,274 PROBABLY NOT THE EASIEST TRIP TO PACK FOR, THOUGH: 95 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:18,511 "HONEY, WHICH SHIRT DO YOU THINK GOES BEST WITH MY BLACK FLACK 96 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,247 JACKET? ALSO, DO WE HAVE ANY TRAVEL-SIZE 97 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:25,318 MOLOTOV COCKTAILS? THEY HAVE TO BE LESS THAN THREE 98 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:29,756 OUNCES." NOW, OF COURSE, BECAUSE OF THE 99 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:33,893 CONFLICT, THE LEADERS COULDN'T FLY. 100 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:34,927 INSTEAD, THEY SET OUT FOR KYIV BY TRAIN. 101 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:38,631 WOW, THE TRAINS ARE STILL RUNNING THERE?" 102 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:40,299 EUROPEAN TRAIN SERVICE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN OURS. 103 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,869 THE ONLY WAR ZONE YOU SEE ON AMTRAK IS THE BATHROOM. 104 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:49,041 ( LAUGHTER ) STATE MEDIA ARE BEGINNING TO 105 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:50,877 SIDE AGAINST THE WAR. CHECK OUT WHAT HAPPENED 106 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:54,680 YESTERDAY ON RUSSIAN STATE TV NEWS: 107 00:06:54,747 --> 00:07:01,454 >> Stephen: THAT IS INCREDIBLY 108 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,923 BRAVE AND INSPIRING. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 109 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:15,134 THAT'S NOT AN EASY CHOICE. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE STAND UP 110 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:18,571 TO A LYING AUTOCRAT LIKE THAT SINCE TUCKER CARLSON WAS 111 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,541 PROTESTED BY THE GREEN M&M. ( LAUGHTER ) 112 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:31,851 NOW, THE WOMAN-- STAND STRONG. NOW, THE WOMAN WAS MARINA MARINA 113 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,920 OVSYANNIKOVA, AND HER SIGN SAID, "NO WAR," AND THEN IN RUSSIAN: 114 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:38,024 "DON'T BELIEVE THE PROPAGANDA. THEY'RE LYING TO YOU HERE." 115 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:42,528 THAT IS A FANTASTIC SIGN, AND A BRAVE STATEMENT. 116 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:46,632 WHO DOES THAT? I ONLY HAVE ONE-- I ONLY HAVE 117 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:50,970 ONE BONE TO PICK-- "THEY'RE LYING TO YOU HERE" IS ALREADY 118 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:57,543 THE MOAT OF crypto.com. OVSYANNIKOVA IS AN EDITOR AND 119 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,378 A PRODUCER ON RUSSIAN STATE TV. OH, TRUST ME. 120 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:02,515 AS SOMEONE WHO WORKS ON TV, YOU DO NOT WANT TO PISS OFF THE 121 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,517 EDITORS. THEY'RE THE ONES WHO FIX ALL THE 122 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,786 MISTAKES YOU MAKE DURING TAPINGS. 123 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:11,757 OR SO I'VE HEARD. ( LAUGHTER ) 124 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:23,369 OVSYANNIKOVA PUT ON HER POSTER IS SO ILLEGAL IN RUSSIA, THAT 125 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,271 WHEN A LOCAL NEWSPAPER REPORTED ON THE STORY, THEY HAD TO BLUR 126 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,906 EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE LINE "DON'T BELIEVE THE PROPAGANDA." 127 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:28,274 SO THEY CAN'T SAY "WAR." WHAT ARE THEY TELLING PEOPLE THE 128 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,777 STORY IS ABOUT? WAS THE HEADLINE, "NON-PROTESTER 129 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:36,515 LEARNS TO SPELL PROPAGANDA"? AFTER HER BRAVE PROTEST, 130 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:37,617 OVSYANNIKOVA WASN'T SEEN FOR HOURS, AND PEOPLE WERE 131 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,486 WORRIED. THANKFULLY, THIS MORNING, HER 132 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,288 LAWYER SHARED A PHOTO OF HER IN COURT. 133 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,491 AND ACCORDING TO "THE WASHINGTON POST," THE 134 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:48,895 KREMLIN ISN'T LOOKING TO PUNISH HER AND DISMISSED HER ACTIONS AS 135 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,130 "HOOLIGANISM," AND SAID THE TELEVISION CHANNEL, NOT THE 136 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:55,201 KREMLIN, WAS "DEALING WITH THIS." 137 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:58,971 WHICH ISN'T GREAT, EITHER. REMEMBER, THE TELEVISION CHANNEL 138 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,440 CAN TRANSFER HER TO A DIFFERENT SHOW, LIKE THE RUSSIAN 139 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,342 EQUIVALENT OF "SHARK TANK," WHICH IS A TANK OF SHARKS. 140 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:09,282 ( LAUGHTER ) ORGANIZING AN ILLEGAL PROTEST 141 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:12,952 AND FINED 30,000 RUBLES. TO WHICH SHE SAID: 142 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,353 "OH, THANK GOD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO 143 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,489 ASK FOR MONEY." ( LAUGHTER ) 144 00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:23,062 HER COURAGE-- ( APPLAUSE ) 145 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:26,632 ♪ ♪ ♪ HER COURAGE HAS BEEN ADMIRED ALL 146 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,602 AROUND THE WORLD, INCLUDING BY UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT ZELENSKYY, 147 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:30,870 WHO THANKED HER DURING AN ADDRESS TO HIS PEOPLE LAST 148 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:41,714 NIGHT. >> (translated): I AM GRATEFUL 149 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,549 TO THOSE RUSSIANS WHO DO NOT STOP TRYING TO CONVEY THE TRUTH. 150 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,518 AND PERSONALLY TO THE WOMAN WHO ENTERED THE STUDIO OF CHANNEL 151 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:47,186 ONE WITH A POSTER AGAINST THE WAR. 152 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,855 TO THOSE WHO ARE NOT AFRAID TO PROTEST, AS LONG AS YOUR COUNTRY 153 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:53,559 HAS NOT COMPLETELY CLOSED ITSELF OFF FROM THE WHOLE WORLD, 154 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,695 TURNING INTO A VERY LARGE NORTH KOREA, YOU MUST FIGHT. 155 00:09:55,761 --> 00:10:00,933 >> Stephen: HE'S RIGHT. RUSSIA IS BECOMING SO ISOLATED, 156 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,171 IT'S ABOUT TO BE A NEW NORTH KOREA. 157 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:15,681 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, VLADIMIR PUTIN WILL BE VLADIMIR PUT-UN. 158 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:18,551 IT'S NOT A BAD LOOK. IT'S NOT A BAD LOOK. 159 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:21,020 THE REPERCUSSIONS OF PUTIN'S WAR HAVE EVEN REACHED SPACE, BECAUSE 160 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:27,460 U.S. ASTRONAUT MARK VANDE HEI, WHO HAS JUST SET A NEW RECORD BY 161 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:29,228 LIVING ON THE I.S.S. FOR ALMOST A YEAR, WILL NOW BE RIDING A 162 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,164 RUSSIAN CAPSULE HOME IN THE MIDST OF DEEPENING TENSIONS 163 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,899 BETWEEN OUR COUNTRIES. THAT IS GOING TO BE AN AWKWARD 164 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:38,471 RIDE: "HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT LACK OF 165 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:40,740 WEATHER UP HERE IN SPACE? SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY? 166 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,377 I WAS JUST WATCHING THE 'HUNT FOR RED OCTOB-UH.' 167 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,112 LET'S PLAY A GAME! LET'S PLAY A GAME! 168 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:51,617 'EYE SPY, WITH MY LITTLE'-- I'M NOT A SPY! 169 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:52,752 I'M NOT A SPY!" VANDE HEI HAS REASON TO BE 170 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,653 NERVOUS. RUSSIA'S SPACE AGENCY HASN'T 171 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,988 EXACTLY BEEN CHILL SINCE THE WAR STARTED. 172 00:10:56,055 --> 00:11:00,393 THEY ARE LED BY RUSSIAN HARDLINER AND WINTERIZED HAM 173 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:04,997 HOCK, DMITRY ROGOZIN. ROGOZIN RECENTLY POSTED A SERIES 174 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:08,267 OF THREATENING TWEETS ABOUT HOW, WITHOUT RUSSIA, THE I.S.S. COULD 175 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:13,439 COME CRASHING DOWN ON THE U.S., EUROPE, INDIA, OR CHINA. 176 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:22,181 THAT'S MOST OF THE CONTINENTS! NOT A VERY PRECISE EVIL PLAN. 177 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:29,121 "BWA-HA-HA. EVERYTHING IS IN PLACE TO BLOW 178 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,990 UP THE HOSPITAL, BATMAN! OR THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! 179 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:32,992 OR THE IHOP OFF OF I-95. OR MY HOUSE! 180 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,961 SPIDER DOING PUSHUPS ON A MIRROR." 181 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,064 THAT WASN'T ROGOZIN'S ONLY THREAT. 182 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,599 IN RESPONSE TO AMERICAN SANCTIONS, HE ANNOUNCED RUSSIA 183 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:44,303 WOULD STOP THE SALE OF ROCKETS TO THE U.S., SAYING: 184 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,206 "LET THEM FLY ON SOMETHING ELSE, THEIR BROOMSTICKS." 185 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,141 THEY DON'T HAVE BROOMSTICKS ON THE I.S.S.! 186 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,578 ALL THEY HAVE IS A VACCUM, AND THEY HAVE TO POOP INTO IT! 187 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:59,885 ( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER ) 188 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:05,591 TESLA FOUNDER ELON MUSK, SEEN HERE ASKING YOU TO GUESS IF THE 189 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,059 NEXT THING HE DOES WILL BE COOL OR EMBARRASSING. 190 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:11,130 ( LAUGHTER ) SPACE-X, AND AT LAST WEEK'S 191 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:15,167 ROCKET LAUNCH, MUSK'S TEAM HIT BACK AT THE RUSSKIES, SAYING, 192 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,902 "TIME TO LET THE AMERICAN BROOMSTICK FLY!" 193 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,905 TAKE THAT, RUSSIA! WE DON'T NEED YOU! 194 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,675 WE JUST NEED HELP FROM A WACK-A-DOO BILLIONAIRE WHO 195 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:25,211 SHOOTS SPORTS CARS INTO HIGH ORBIT AND THINKS IMAGINARY DOG 196 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:29,248 MONEY SHOULD LIVE IN THE CLOUD. ( LAUGHTER ) 197 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:37,323 ( APPLAUSE ) WE'LL CLEAN THAT UP. 198 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:42,461 ( APPLAUSE ) HE IMMEDIATELY HAD TO GET THE 199 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:46,432 DOO ALL WACKY, TWEETING, "I HEREBY CHALLENGE VLADIMIR PUTIN 200 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,234 TO SINGLE COMBAT. STAKES ARE UKRAINE." 201 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:52,138 COME ON, ELON. YOU MIGHT BE THE RICHEST MAN 202 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,373 WHO EVER LIVED, BUT YOU CAN'T GO CHALLENGING EVIL DICTATORS TO 203 00:12:54,440 --> 00:13:01,680 FIST FIGHTS. YOU'RE A FATHER NOW. 204 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:03,616 YOU HAVE TO THINK OF YOUR KIDS! I WANT TO SAY, LITTLE 205 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,918 SKRILLEX AND HIS SISTER, CTRL-AT-DELETE. 206 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:09,488 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 207 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,157 MY GUESTS ARE ANNE HATHAWAY AND DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH. 208 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:14,960 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, MARRIAGES ARE MOVING TO THE METAVERSE. 209 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,358 ( APPLAUSE ) WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY. 210 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:55,801 JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 211 00:13:55,868 --> 00:14:00,472 >> Stephen: JON. ( APPLAUSE ) 212 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:08,414 TODAY... A REAL DELIGHT, JUST AN ABSOLUTE-- JUST A TREASURE-- A 213 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,851 TREASURE OF A WOMAN IF IS MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT. 214 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,588 ANNE HATHAWAY IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE. 215 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:24,496 ( APPLAUSE ) THE CORNER, AND THAT MEANS 216 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,532 IT'S WEDDING SEASON! BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, FOR THE 217 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,167 PAST TWO YEARS, SOME COUPLES HAVE MADE DO WITH ZOOM 218 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,102 CEREMONIES. BUT NOW NUPTIALS ARE TAKING A 219 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:33,405 BIG LEAP INTO THE FUTURE, AS FOLKS ARE GETTING MARRIED IN THE 220 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:36,642 METAVERSE, WHERE THE COUPLE AND GUESTS DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE, CREATE 221 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:41,146 AVATARS, AND THEN ATTEND A VIRTUAL CEREMONY TO WATCH THE 222 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:47,920 MARRIAGE OF-- LOOKS LIKE JEFF BEZOS AND, I WANT TO SAY, THE 223 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:54,059 MOM FROM THE FISHER-PRICE SET. THE GIRL FROM MIDSUMMER OR 224 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:57,229 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. ACCORDING TO EXPERTS, THE 225 00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,530 METAVERSE WILL OFFER ALMOST BOUNDLESS POSSIBILITIES TO 226 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,899 COUPLES, WITH ONE WEDDING PLANNER SAYING FLOWERS MIGHT 227 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,434 COME OUT OF THE GROUND AS YOU'RE WALKING INTO THE SPACE. 228 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,403 FLOWERS ALWAYS COME OUT OF THE GROUND. 229 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,471 YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN IN THE METAVERSE. 230 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:09,108 COME ON! PUT THE WHOLE CEREMONY IN SPACE 231 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,510 AND HAVE THE GROOM PRESENT THE WEDDING BOUQUET LIKE THIS: 232 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:20,886 SEE, THAT'S MEMORABLE? 233 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:24,223 WE'LL REMEMBER-- THAT'S MEMORABLE. 234 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,426 ONE FLORIDA COUPLE WHO GOT META-MARRIED ENJOYED HOW MUCH 235 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,229 THEY COULD CUSTOMIZE THEIR CEREMONY, SAYING, "THE AVATARS 236 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,097 CAN DANCE. THE AVATARS CAN RUN." 237 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:38,504 YEAH, IT'S SO REAL. THE AVATARS CAN DANCE, THE 238 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:40,539 AVATARS CAN RUN, THE AVATARS CAN STUMBLE ON THE MAID OF HONOR 239 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,207 DOING LINES IN THE D.J.'S MAZDA. 240 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:49,014 ( LAUGHTER ) THRILLED THAT YOUR AVATAR CAN 241 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:53,218 ACTUALLY BE AN IMPROVEMENT, IN SOME WAY, 242 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,621 SAYING HAVING MAJOR LIFE EXPERIENCES AS AN AVATAR IS 243 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:59,091 "FASCINATING" BECAUSE YOU BRING YOUR "BEST SELF INTO THE MIX." 244 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,959 THAT'S SO ROMANTIC REMINDS ME OF THAT PASSAGE 245 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,962 FROM CORINTHIANS: "LOVE IS PATIENT, LOVE IS KIND. 246 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,798 LOVE IS NOT HAVING TO SEE YOUR ACTUAL FACE." 247 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:11,303 ( LAUGHTER ) ACTUALLY TAKING OFF ACROSS THE 248 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:16,442 GLOBE, BECAUSE ONE COUPLE JUST HELD INDIA'S FIRST METAVERSE 249 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:19,211 MARRIAGE, AND INVITED 2,000 PEOPLE TO A VIRTUAL RECEPTION. 250 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,781 2,000! SO, FOR INDIA, A SMALL WEDDING. 251 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:26,318 ( LAUGHTER ) POSITIVE DEVELOPMENT WHERE 252 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,720 PEOPLE GET TO GATHER WITH THEIR LOVED ONES, NO MATTER THE 253 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:32,358 DISTANCE. HERE TO EXPLAIN IT IS MY WRITER, 254 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:33,225 AND RESIDENT TECH WIZARD, PRATIMA MANI. 255 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:39,131 PRATIMA? PRATIMA MANI, EVERYBODY. 256 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,333 TO THE LEFT. TO THE LEFT. 257 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,802 UP ONE STEP. UP ANOTHER STEP. 258 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,839 ONE MORE STEP. >> GIVE ME A SECOND, STEVE. 259 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:48,440 >> Stephen: OKAY, CHAIRS TO YOUR LEFT. 260 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,075 CHAIRS TO YOUR LEFT. KEEP GOING. 261 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:53,011 A LITTLE MORE. DON'T... YOU'RE PAWING LIKE A 262 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,880 KITTY CAT. OKAY, SIT DOWN. 263 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:59,885 BACK IT UP. BACK IT UP. 264 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:05,891 ARE YOU ATTENDING A METAVERSE WEDDING RIGHT NOW? 265 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:06,892 >> YES, AN INDIAN META WEDDING! SAVE ME, STEVE. 266 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,561 IT DOESN'T END. AND NOW THAT THE METAVERSE 267 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:10,763 EXISTS, THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR ME TO NOT ATTEND ALL WEDDINGS. 268 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:14,633 AND INDIAN PEOPLE HAVE A LOT OF WEDDINGS. 269 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,036 IT'S LIKE OUR WORDLE: YOU GET ONE A DAY, AND IF YOU DON'T MAKE 270 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:21,306 IT, YOU'RE SHAMED BY YOUR LOVED ONES. 271 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:25,177 >> Stephen: SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 272 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,945 YOU'RE CHATTING WITH ME AND WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY? 273 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,514 >> OF COURSE NOT. I CAN'T FIND MY FRIENDS AND 274 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,583 FAMILY! THERE'S 7,000 PEOPLE HERE, AND 275 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:35,687 THEY'RE ALL OLD! IT'S LIKE COACHELLA, BUT 276 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:39,892 EVERYONE'S TRIPPING ON LIPITOR. GET BACK! 277 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:40,826 GET BACK! >> Stephen: PRATIMA, WHAT ARE 278 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,060 YOU DOING NOW? >> I'M FACING DOWN THE FINAL 279 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,597 BOSS. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU SWITCHED TO 280 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,466 PLAYING A VIDEO GAME? >> NO! 281 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,736 IT'S MY GRANDMA ASKING ME WHY I'M STILL SINGLE! 282 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:55,707 GET BACK, FIEND! >> Stephen: OUR RESIDENT TECH 283 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,843 WIZARD, PRATIMA MANI, EVERYONE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANNE 284 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:58,477 HATHAWAY. ♪ ♪ ♪ 285 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:25,771 WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW." CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS. 286 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:33,445 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST THIS EVENING IS AN OSCAR 287 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,581 AND EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "THE DEVIL WEARS 288 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,783 PRADA," "LES MISERABLES," AND "OCEAN'S 8." 289 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,352 SHE NOW STARS IN A NEW SERIES ABOUT THE RISE AND FALL OF 290 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,188 "WEWORK" CALLED "WE CRASHED." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE 291 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:48,026 SHOW," ANNE HATHAWAY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). 292 00:18:48,093 --> 00:19:02,975 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. 293 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:22,728 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. 294 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:29,968 THERE YOU GO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). 295 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,137 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. >> THANK YOU. 296 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,940 SORRY, THIS IS MY FIRST LIVE AUDIENCE. 297 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,241 >> Stephen: OH, YEAH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 298 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:40,479 >> Stephen: MAKES A DIFFERENCE, DOESN'T IT? 299 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,414 >> OH, IT'S NICE. IT'S REALLY NICE. 300 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,216 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO THAT, TOO. 301 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,084 >> HEY, HOW ARE YOU. >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU. 302 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:49,354 >> NICE TO SEE YOU. >> Stephen: IT'S BEEN THREE 303 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:52,491 YEARS SINCE WE TALKED TO EACH OTHER. 304 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,961 IT'S BEEN A BUSY, STRANGE RIDE THESE LAST THREE YEARS. 305 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,597 BUT YOU HAD WONDERFUL NEWS IN THOSE THREE YEARS. 306 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,065 TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU WORKED ON. 307 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:04,670 >> A BABY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 308 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:08,307 >> Stephen: EXCELLENT. >> AND, ACTUALLY, THE LAST TIME 309 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,442 I WAS HERE I WAS SECRETLY PREGNANT. 310 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,044 >> Stephen: WOW. >> YEAH. 311 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,080 >> Stephen: SECRETLY FROM YOU, TOO, OR SECRETLY FROM THE REST 312 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,382 OF US. >> SECRET FROM ME, AND 313 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,718 UNFORTUNATELY SECRET FROM MY STYLIST, WHICH IS WHY I SPLIT MY 314 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,653 PANTS. >> Stephen: YOU SPLIT YOUR 315 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,789 PANTS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE? 316 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:28,927 >> I SPLIT MY PANTS. >> Stephen: DID I NOTICE IT? 317 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:32,698 >> MY POOR STYLIST DID NOT KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON. 318 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:35,634 IT WAS THE SECOND THING I SPLIT THAT DAY. 319 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,235 I SPLIT MY PANTS ON THE WAY HERE. 320 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:40,305 AND I SPLIT MY ZIPPER ON THE WAY TO THE PREMIERE IN L.A. 321 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,107 >> Stephen: THAT'S ONE OF THE FIRST SIGNS. 322 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,977 YOU DON'T NEED THE LITTLE TEST. >> NO, NO, NO. 323 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:48,981 OH, DEAR-- OH! STAY PUT. 324 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,985 >> Stephen: YOUR NEW PRACTICAL IS "WE CRASHED," WHEN WE'LL GET 325 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,687 TO IN JUST A MOMENT. BUT "WE CRASHED" JUST PREMIERED 326 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,224 AT SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST, WHICH I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO. 327 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,361 I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO AUSTIN. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING A 328 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,296 PROJECT DOWN THERE A WEEK AFTER COVID SHUT DOWN. 329 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,099 >> LET IT OUT! COME ON! 330 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,968 LET IT OUT, AUSTIN. >> Stephen: HAD YOU SPENT MUCH 331 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,037 TIME THERE BEFORE? I WANT TO HIT THE FOOD TRUCKS. 332 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:26,985 I WANT TO HIT BARBECUE. >> YES. 333 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,855 I WANT TO HIT BARBECUE. >> YES. 334 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:34,993 I HAD NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE. 335 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:35,994 THE FOOD IS AMAZING. AND WE WERE REALLY-- EVERY 336 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,162 MINUTE WE WEREN'T PROMOTING, WE WERE EATING. 337 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,163 SO THE FIRST NIGHT WE WENT TO JUSTINE'S WHICH IS A GREAT 338 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,097 FRENCH RESTAURANT. THE SECOND ONE WAS NICK'S DE 339 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:40,265 TACARRIA, AND WE STOPPED BY DA DOUI. 340 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:41,133 SORRY, GUYS, THE BISCUIT. IT WAS A WORLD-CLASS BISCUIT. 341 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,134 IT WAS BEST DONUT I HAD EVER HAD, EVER. 342 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:47,506 >> Stephen: WOW. >> AND NICK'S, THE ENTIRE MEAL 343 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,908 WAS PHENOMENAL. AND THE DESWRERTZ I LOVE DESSERT 344 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,111 S. >> Stephen: ARE YOU A GOOD 345 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,579 DESSERTERDER? >> NO, I'M GREAT. 346 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,982 >> Stephen: YOU'RE A GREAT DESSERT ORDERER? 347 00:21:57,049 --> 00:22:02,854 >> I AM NOT AN INEIGHTLY. CONFIDENT PERSON, SO PLEASE 348 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,824 UNDERSTAND WHEN I SAY I CRUSH ORDERING DESSERT. 349 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,626 >> Stephen: GIVE ME A FOR INSTANCE. 350 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:12,764 ( APPLAUSE ). SAY YOU HAVE TO PUT IN 10,000 351 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,001 HOURS TO GET GREAT AT SOMETHING. I HAVE BLOWN PAST THAT. 352 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,704 I HAVE PUT IN SO MANY HOURS AT DESSERT. 353 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:22,908 AND RECENTLY, I WAS AT A DINNER PARTY-- WHICH IN AND OF ITSELF 354 00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:24,810 WAS PRETTY COOL, GIVEN EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED IN 355 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:29,214 THE LAST FEW YEARS-- AND I WAS SITTING THERE NEXT TO YOUR THIS 356 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:30,615 WOMAN. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FRIEND 357 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,517 VIBING WITH SOMEONE, IT'S A NEW PERSON. 358 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,453 I DON'T KNOW, WE WERE JUST HAVING A GREAT TIME TALKING. 359 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,022 AND SHE TURNED TO ME AS THE DESSERTS WERE BROUGHT OUT AND IT 360 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:41,026 WAS A PIECE OF CASE WITH GELATO ON TOP AND SET IN A SAUCE. 361 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:45,297 AND SHE LOOKED AT IT AND SAID, "DO YOU THINK IT'S CARAMEL OR 362 00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:48,533 APPLE?" AND I STARED AT IT, AND I SAID 363 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,801 PEAR." I WAS RIGHT. 364 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,037 >> Stephen: IT WAS A PEAR SAUCE? 365 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,841 >> IT WAS A PEAR SAUCE. >> Stephen: YOU STAR AS 366 00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:58,710 REBEKAH NEUMANN, THE WIFE OF THE COFOUNDER OF "WEWORK." 367 00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:02,948 AND EXPLAIN TO THE PEOPLE WHO PERHAPS DID NOT USE "WEWORK" 368 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:05,217 WHAT "WEWORK" WAS, BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE MAY NOT KNOW. 369 00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:08,487 >> I DIDN'T KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 370 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,188 "WEWORK" UNTIL THEY SENT THE PILOT TO ME. 371 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:15,393 AND "WEWORK" WAS A SHARED COWORKING SPACE THAT AT A 372 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,396 CERTAIN POINT TRIED TO TRANSITION INTO BECOMING A TECH 373 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:22,434 COMPANY, AT WHICH POINT IT HAD-- IT WAS A SUCCESSFUL SHARED 374 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:25,837 COWORKING SPACE. AND WHEN TRIED TO PIVOT INTO 375 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,974 TECH IT WAS INFUSED WITH $4.4 BILLION OF CASH. 376 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,843 >> Stephen: $4.4 BILLION. >> BILLION DOLLARS. 377 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:37,115 >> Stephen: THAT'S LONG GREEN. >> WHICH RAISED ITS VALUATION TO 378 00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:40,986 CAPITOL HILL 47 BILLION. AND ON THE EVENING OF ITS 379 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:43,488 I.P.O., GOING PUBLIC, THE C.E.O., ADAM NEUMANN, WAS OUSTED 380 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:46,091 AND THE SHARES PLUMMETED TO $8 BILLION. 381 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,126 >> Stephen: STILL A LOT OF MONEY, BUT THAT'S A BIG LOSS. 382 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:49,861 >> IT WAS A BIG LOSS. >> Stephen: AND THAT'S THE 383 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,329 CRASH. >> AND THAT'S THE CRASH. 384 00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:53,398 >> Stephen: WHAT ROLE DID REBEKAH PLAY IN THIS? 385 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:56,434 >> WELL, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT NONE OF IT WOULD HAVE 386 00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:59,271 HAPPENED WITHOUT HER. I DON'T THINK ADAM WOULD HAVE 387 00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:02,174 BEEN ABLE TO CHANNEL HIS ENERGY INTO A CAREER AND INTO A VISION 388 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,643 WITHOUT HER. SO I THINK YOU COULD SAY SHE WAS 389 00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:07,012 ONE OF THE COFOUNDERS OF "WEWORK." 390 00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:09,281 >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE. 391 00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:10,549 YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 392 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,920 >> SO, OUR STORY FOLLOWS THE NEUMANNS OVER 10 YEARS, AND THIS 393 00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:19,825 IS, LIKE ARNGD YEAR 10, WHERE REBEKAH, WHO LIVES IN A VERY 394 00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:24,963 NICE APARTMENT, IS SPEAKING TO A CONTRACTOR ABOUT HOW HER KITCHEN 395 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:30,535 IS CLAUSTROPHOBIC. >> IT'S THE FENG SHUI. 396 00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:31,837 IT'S OFF. >> IT'S TOTALLY OFF. 397 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:36,074 >> YOU WALK IN AND YOU JUST FEEL... 398 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:36,942 CLAUSTROPHOBIC. >> ABSOLUTELY. 399 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:39,845 >> SO I JUST WANT TO GO UP, BLOW IT OUT. 400 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:42,080 FINALLY GOT SOMEONE BRAVE. >> THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT 401 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:46,084 WHEN I WALKED IN, OPEN IT UP. >> THAT'S WHAT IT NEEDS. 402 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:51,556 >> RISE AND GRIND! RISE AND GRIND! 403 00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:53,291 YES! >> FEEL FREE TO LOOK AROUND. 404 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:55,994 I IMAGINE YOU NEED MEASUREMENTS, ET CETERA. 405 00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:58,330 YES, MY LOVE. >> I'LL MEET YOU IN THE CAR. 406 00:24:58,396 --> 00:25:00,265 >> OKAY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY? 407 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,101 >> YYES. >> MY LOVE, YOU'RE NOT WEARING A 408 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,971 SHIRT. ( APPLAUSE ) 409 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:12,510 PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW-- >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, THANK 410 00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:13,812 YOU. >> Stephen: THAT, ADAM NEUMANN 411 00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:17,048 THERE, IS BEING PLAYED BY JARED LETO. 412 00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,617 >> YES. >> Stephen: AND I UNDERSTAND 413 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:23,588 YOU HADN'T MET HIM OUT OF CHARACTER UNTIL FAIRLY RECENTLY, 414 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:24,723 UNTIL-- >> THIS WEEKEND. 415 00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:26,591 >> Stephen: THIS WEEKEND? >> THIS WEEKEND AT SOUTH BY. 416 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,827 >> Stephen: SO THERE WAS NO POINT WHERE HE WAS OUT OF 417 00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:30,095 CHARACTER WHEN YOU WERE AROUND HIM. 418 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:33,265 >> NO, I MEAN, WE ZOOMED BEFORE WE STARTED, BUT I KIND OF THINK 419 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:37,869 HE WAS PALAGUCCI. IT'S A LITTLE-- IT WAS A LITTLE 420 00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:40,906 -- >> Stephen: DID IT SOUND LIKE 421 00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:43,174 GIPETO. >> HE WAS NOT DOING AN ACCENT. 422 00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:49,447 BUT ONCE I SAW-- WHEN I SAW THE LOOK IN THE EYES, THAT WAS THAT. 423 00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:52,918 IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I REALLY 424 00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:56,554 RESPECT JARED'S PROCESS, AND I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME WORKING 425 00:25:56,621 --> 00:25:59,691 WITH WHOEVER THAT WAS. ( LAUGHTER ) 426 00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:05,664 BEAUTIFUL CONNECTION BETWEEN US. AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE REALLY 427 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:12,671 RESPECTFUL, BUT THE DAY THE "HOUSE OF GUCCI" TRAILER CAME 428 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,740 OUT, I MEAN-- I HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 429 00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:18,310 I COULDN'T JUST LET IT BE. >> Stephen: YOU WERE SHOOTING 430 00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:20,912 WHEN IT CAME OUT. >> IT WAS SHOOTING WHEN WE CAME 431 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,414 OUT. I WAS WORKING TOGETHER WITH 432 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,549 SOMEBODY THREE OR FOUR MONTHS. >> Stephen: THAT'S A LONG TIME 433 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:26,952 TO BE WITH SOMEBODY WHO IS NEVER OUT OF CHARACTER. 434 00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:31,856 >> WE SHOT FOR SIX SO THAT WAS ONLY THE MIDWAY POINT. 435 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:38,663 "THE HOUSE OF GUCCI" TRAILER CAME OUT AND WE SHOT A SCENE 436 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:41,599 THAT DAY. HE WAS LIKE, OKAY, OKAY, HAVE A 437 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:46,104 GOOD NIGHT, GOOD NIGHT." I SAID, MOTECH, JUST ONE MORE 438 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:50,208 THING." AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH." 439 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:55,347 I SAID "FATHER, SON HOUSE OF GUCCI." 440 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:56,548 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO. >> Stephen: SURE. 441 00:26:56,614 --> 00:27:00,452 >> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN BECAUSE HE'S SO INTENSE 442 00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:01,686 IN HIS COMMITMENT TO HIS PROCESS. 443 00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:04,289 BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, HE SPLIT INTO THREE. 444 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:10,328 ( LAUGHTER ) A... 445 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:15,033 IT WAS LIKE OVER HERE WAS JARED, HE WAS PALAGUCCI, AND HERE WAS 446 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:18,903 ADAM NEUMANN. I DON'T THINK HE DID THIS, BUT 447 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:23,708 IN MY MEMORY HE WAS LIKE WAAAAH. HE CAME BACK IN. 448 00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:26,678 AND I WAS LIKE OH, DEAR. AND HE WAS LIKE, "WE. 449 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:30,615 I THINK I JUST IT TIME TRAVELED." 450 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,917 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK. 451 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,919 STICK AROUND. WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL ASK 452 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,654 ANNIE HOW SHE GETS INTO CHARACTER. 453 00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:37,622 IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD. ( APPLAUSE ) 454 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:46,698 WE'RE BACK HERE WITH THE STAR OF THE NEW SERIES "WE CRASHED," 455 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:50,535 ANNE HATHAWAY. DO YOU DABBLE IN THE METHOD? 456 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,904 DID YOU METHOD AT ALL WITH THIS? >> I DON'T KNOW. 457 00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:54,706 I DON'T KNOW. I KIND OF DO. 458 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:57,642 I KIND OF DO, BUT I HAVE KID. SO... 459 00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,778 >> Stephen: SO YOU WANT-- YOU WANT TO BE MOM WHEN YOU COME 460 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,546 HOME. >> LET ME EXPLAIN. 461 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:04,916 YEAH, I MEAN, MY KIDS LOVE ME, AND I'M SURE ON SOME LEVEL, CARE 462 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:08,586 ABOUT WHAT I DO, BUT ALSO, LIKE, JUST WANT THEIR MOM. 463 00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:10,355 >> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE THEY? >> THEY'RE FIVE AND TWO. 464 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,090 >> Stephen: THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO? 465 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:14,692 >> YOU'RE SO RIGHT. THEY ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. 466 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:17,095 >> Stephen: WHERE ARE THE CHEEZ-ITS. 467 00:28:17,162 --> 00:28:21,533 >> SO I DON'T REALLY GO AS IMMERSIVE AS I DID BEFORE I HAD 468 00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:23,802 KIDS. BUT I DID GET VERY INTO YOGA, 469 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:27,505 AND I ACTUALLY REALLY WANT TO THANK MY TEACHER NIKI WHO WORKED 470 00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:31,042 WITH ME EVERY SINGLE DAY GETTING READY TO PLAY REBEKAH. 471 00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:34,479 REBEKAH IS A VERY PASSIONATE VEGAN. 472 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,081 >> Stephen: THE CHARACTER. >> YEAH, YEAH. 473 00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:39,384 >> Stephen: YOU PURE VEGANNED? >> I DID FOR A TIME. 474 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:43,054 >> Stephen: AT WHAT LEVEL. WHAT LEVEL-- LIKE, DID YOU EAT 475 00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:45,723 HONEY? >> I WAS A RAW VEGAN. 476 00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:46,991 >> Stephen: THAT'S-- THAT'S COMMITMENT. 477 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,827 >> THEY RESPECT THAT. AND -- 478 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,596 >> Stephen: I MEAN, JUST THE ROUGHAGE ALONE IS WORTH THE 479 00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:53,264 TRIP. >> I'M NOT COMMENTING ON 480 00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:55,733 NATIONAL TV. ( LAUGHTER ) 481 00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:02,974 ( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERING ) 482 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:07,712 >> SO I BECAME-- SO I BECAME A RAW VEGAN. 483 00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:11,816 I DID THAT THING-- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE GONE VEGAN. 484 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:15,553 BY THE WAY, IT'S GREAT. AND WE SHOULD DO AS MUCH AS WE 485 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:18,256 CAN TO EAT VEGETABLES FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. 486 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,859 WE ALL KNOW THAT AT THIS POINT, I HOPE 487 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,895 ( APPLAUSE ) I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I DID EAT 488 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:25,797 ANTELOPE IN TEXAS THIS WEEKEND. WE'RE ALL PEOPLE. 489 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:26,865 >> Stephen: THEY HAD IT COMING. 490 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:29,601 >> IT'S A MIXED BAG. >> Stephen: THOSE ANTELOPE HAD 491 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:32,604 IT COMING. WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE 492 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,072 PLAY. THEY SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING. 493 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:38,643 GET BACK TO WORK, ANTELOPE! >> HOW CARE THEY PLAY. 494 00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:41,579 SO I WAS THIS RAW VEGAN AND I DID THAT THING WHERE YOU'RE 495 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:43,815 LIKE, THIS IS IT. I'M-- I'M SO DEEP IN MY 496 00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:46,484 CHARACTER, I'M LIKE I'M JUST-- I THINK I'M A VEGAN NOW. 497 00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:50,088 I THINK THIS IS IT. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE. 498 00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:53,791 I KNOW I'VE DONE IT BEFORE AND THIS WILL STICK. 499 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:56,261 MY HUSBAND, AND WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER TERRAIN YEARS, AND HE 500 00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:59,998 KNOWS HE SO WELL, AND WE WENT, "WONDERFUL." 501 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:03,268 AND THREE WEEKS LATER WHEN I WAS LIKE, "I NEED A BURGEE." 502 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:05,737 HE WAS LIKE, OKAY." ( LAUGHTER ) 503 00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:08,907 THERE YOU GO. SO THAT WAS MY METHOD. 504 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:13,344 >> Stephen: YOU'RE-- WE'RE GOING TO SEE YOU SHORTLY IN 505 00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:15,847 ANOTHER PROJECT CALLED "ARMAGEDDON TIME." 506 00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:18,550 IT'S A MOVIE WITH AN ACTOR WHO I HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF 507 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:22,520 INTERVIEWING, AND I'M JUST CURIOUS, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO DO 508 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:25,590 SCENES WITH ANTHONY HOPKINS. >> OH! 509 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,159 ( APPLAUSE ). EXTRAORDINARY PRIVILEGE TO WORK 510 00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:30,128 WITH THIS GUY. >> ACTUAL HEAVEN. 511 00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:33,565 ACTUAL HEAV PEN UPON THE GREAT-- HE'S THE DREAMIEST. 512 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:38,570 I LOVED HIM BEFORE I MET HIM. I LOVED HIM EVEN MORE 513 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:39,837 AFTERWARDS. JAMES GRAY IS THE DIRECTOR OF 514 00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:42,840 THIS MOVIE WHO IS A WONDERFUL DIRECTOR AND I JUST LOVE HIM TO 515 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:45,410 BITS. I WOULD WRITE TO HIM ABOUT MY 516 00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:47,312 CHARACTER AND "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?" 517 00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:51,049 I WAS LIKE, "WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF ANTHONY THE AND I-- 518 00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:54,919 TONY. IT'S REALLY STRANGE TO CALL HIM 519 00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:58,957 ANTHONY TONY AND I DANCED." AND HE WAS LIKE, "BECAUSE OF THE 520 00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,359 CHARACTER?" AND I SAID, "NO, I JUST WANT THE 521 00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:07,865 MEMORY OF DANCING WITH HIM." AND HE SAID YES AND I GOT TO 522 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:09,834 CANC WITH HIM. IT WAS SO GREAT, YOU GUYS. 523 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:11,436 IT WAS SO GREAT. >> Stephen: ANNIE IT WAS 524 00:31:11,502 --> 00:31:17,208 LOVELY TO SEE YOU. >> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU 525 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:18,509 >> Stephen: "WE CRASHED" PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE 526 00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:20,878 TV PLUS. ANNE HATHAWAY, EVERYBODY! 527 00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:22,847 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ACTRESS DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH. 528 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:36,427 WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT 529 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:40,865 GUEST IS AN ACTOR AND SINGER YOU KNOW FROM, "HIGH FIDELITY" AND 530 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:44,769 "DOLEMITE IS MY NAME." SHE NOW STARS IN "THE LOST 531 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:49,240 CITY." PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE 532 00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:52,677 SHOW," DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH. ♪ ♪ ♪ 533 00:31:52,744 --> 00:32:07,625 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE 534 00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:08,426 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE 535 00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:09,661 SHOW. >> YOU HAVE A GREAT BAND. 536 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:11,929 >> Stephen: WE HAVE THE BEST BAND. 537 00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:15,233 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? GOOD BAND, THE BEST BAND. 538 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:18,436 NOW, I GOT A CHANCE TO SPEAK WITH YOUR COSTAR SANDRA BULLOCK 539 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:21,372 ABOUT THIS MOVIE, "THE LOST CITY." 540 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,875 SHE SEEMS LOVELY. IS THAT AN ACT, OR IS SHE 541 00:32:23,941 --> 00:32:26,144 ACTUALLY A NICE PERSON? >> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, 542 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,345 RIGHT. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW, 543 00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:29,547 SHOW BUSINESS. >> "HOLLYWOOD I'M NICE." 544 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,349 BUT SHE ACTUALLY IS. >> Stephen: SHE IS. 545 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,484 >> SHE'S VERY NICE. VERY CARING. 546 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:38,289 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WOULD ADMIT THIS, BUT THERE WERE SO MANY 547 00:32:38,356 --> 00:32:42,994 POSITIONS OF LEADERSHIP, LIKE DEPARTMENT HEADS OF THIS OR TH 548 00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:46,164 THAT. AND SHE HAD THEM ALL FILLED AS 549 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,599 FEMALES IN THOSE POSITIONS. SO THAT'S RARE. 550 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:50,335 >> Stephen: BECAUSE SHE'S ALSO A PRODUCER. 551 00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:51,669 >> RIGHT. >> Stephen: SHE'S ALSO A 552 00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:54,605 PRODUCER ON THIS MOVIE. >> AS A PRODUCER, YOUKNOW, HEAD 553 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:59,410 OF SOUND, FEMALE. IT WAS JUST-- IT WAS PHENOMENAL. 554 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:03,448 EVEN PRODUCTS, LIKE I-- MY CHARACTER ROCKS AWAY LUGGAGE, 555 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:06,551 AND SHE WAS LIKE LET'S DO THAT COMPANY BECAUSE IT'S FEMALE 556 00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:09,187 OWNED, AND THAT'S IMPORTANT. AND I WAS LIKE, WOW. 557 00:33:09,253 --> 00:33:11,122 >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 558 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:16,060 ( APPLAUSE ). RTHE FILM IS REALLY FUNNY AND 559 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,328 REALLY FUN. >> THANK YOU. 560 00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:20,264 >> Stephen: AND REALLY SILLY. AS I SAID TO HER, REALLY STUPID, 561 00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:23,368 WHICH IS A COMPLIMENT COMING FROM A COMEDIAN. 562 00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,137 DUT SHE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS. >> THAT'S OKAY. 563 00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,705 SHE'LL KNOW LATER. >> Stephen: AND REALLY 564 00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:29,073 BEAUTIFUL. THE LOCATION IS EXTRAORDINARY. 565 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:32,877 AND I KEPT-- AS I WAS WATCHING I WAS LIKE IS THIS THAILAND? 566 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:35,079 WHERE ARE WE? ARE WE IN TAHITI. 567 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:36,881 IT'S THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. >> DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. 568 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:42,954 >> I HOPE THERE IS MORE TOURISM NOW, THEY GET TONS, BUT I'VE 569 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:46,157 BEEN TO THE DOMINICAN, BUT IT'S NEVER BEEN LIKE THAT. 570 00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:49,460 AND SO THAT'S WHEN I WAS LIKE, OOOH. 571 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:54,632 I DON'T THINK THIS IS-- THE LAST SHOT OF THE MOVIE WHERE, LIKE, 572 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,202 WE'RE ALL CHILLING OUT ON A BEACH, AND THAT WAS LITERALLY 573 00:33:58,269 --> 00:33:59,771 OUR BACKIARD. BECAUSE WE WERE IN THIS BUBBLE. 574 00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:04,509 WE TOOK OVER THIS RESORT, AND WE LIVED IN LIKE CASITAS, AND MY 575 00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:06,911 HOUSE WAS NEXT TO BRAD PITT'S HOUSE. 576 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:10,615 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). >> Stephen: WORKING THE 577 00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:11,883 SHADES. WORKING THE SHADES? 578 00:34:11,949 --> 00:34:16,053 >> I DID I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. I'M LIKE MAYBE HE MIGHT BE DOING 579 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,822 YOGA ON THE DECK. >> Stephen: DID THAT EVER 580 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,991 HAPPEN? >> NO, I, LIKE, SET MY ALARM, 581 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:22,560 AND I WAS LIKE 4:00. NOPE. 582 00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:24,562 5:00 A.M. NO. 583 00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:25,963 YEAH. HE HAS REALLY GOOD SECURITY, 584 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,800 REALLY GOOD. >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP 585 00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:30,401 HERE. DO-- CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S 586 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:34,105 HAPPENING IN THIS CLIP? >> SO THIS CLIP I THINK IF IT'S 587 00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:38,276 THE ONE THEY SHOWED ME, IT IS MY CHARACTER IS, LIKE, ON THIS 588 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:40,945 VOYAGE TO FIND SANDRA'S CHARACTER. 589 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:44,048 I'M LOST IN THE JUNGLE, FIGURING IT OUT. 590 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:45,850 >> Stephen: YOU'RE HER EDITOR, RIGHT. 591 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:50,288 >> I'M HER PUBLICIST, BEST FRIEND, MANAGER, LIFE COACH, THE 592 00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:53,624 WHOLE THING. >> Stephen: SHE IS THE ONE WHO 593 00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:56,394 CALLS AND SAYS, "WHERE IS THE BOOK?" 594 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:58,529 >> EXACTLY. SHE LOST CHANNING'S CHARACTER. 595 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:01,766 I DON'T TRUST HE CAN GET JOB DONE, SO A WOMAN IS GOING TO DO 596 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,000 WHAT SHE HAS TO DO. >> Stephen: JIM. 597 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:05,803 >> I COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR YOU SAY THAT YOU LIKE A STEAK? 598 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,772 >> WHAT? >> I ALSO LIKE A STEAK. 599 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:11,776 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAYBE... I DON'T KNOW... 600 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,511 MAYBE THERE'S-- >> NO, NO. 601 00:35:13,578 --> 00:35:16,280 LIVES ARE AT STAKE. I NEED TO GO TO THE ISLAND 602 00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,182 TONIGHT. >> OH. 603 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,351 >> YES. >> EVEN MORE SERIOUS. 604 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,354 >> EXTREMELY. >> I BELIEVE I MIGHT BE ABLE TO 605 00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:26,891 ASSIST YOU. I HAVE A CARGO PLANE. 606 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,527 >> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING-- YOU BETTER TELL ME THE TRUTH-- 607 00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:32,430 HAVE YOU EVER MURDERED ANYONE BEFORE? 608 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:40,137 >> NO! >> I DON'T KNOW IF I REALLY BUY 609 00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:42,473 IT, BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IF YOU EVER THINK 610 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:45,910 ABOUT MURDERING ME, I PROMISE I WILL MURDER YOU FIRST. 611 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,645 >> MY PLEASURE. >> YOU ARE WEIRD. 612 00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:50,281 LET'S GO. ( APPLAUSE ) 613 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:56,988 SO YOU ARE THERE. ARE YOU THERE TO RESCUE HER. 614 00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:59,357 ARE YOU GOOD IN A CRISIS YOURSELF? 615 00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:01,659 LIKE, COULD YOU HANDLE THAT? >> I'M A FIGHTER. 616 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:03,494 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY LIKE FIGHT OR FLIGHT. 617 00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:04,862 I FIGHT. >> Stephen: OH, REALLY. 618 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:10,234 >> YEAH. DO YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES THE 619 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:14,939 MALL-- THERE'S A CENTER MALL AND THE OUTSIDE IS LIKE FANCIER 620 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,542 RESTAURANTS. I'M LIKE THIS DIM SUNG PLACE. 621 00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:20,711 THIS IS WHERE I KNEW I MESSED UP. 622 00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:24,348 MY FRIEND WAS LIKE, LET'S GO TO DIM SUM. 623 00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:28,719 AND I WAS LIKE THERE'S PORK. SHE WAS LIKE THAT'S OKAY. 624 00:36:28,786 --> 00:36:31,322 THAT'S WHERE IT STARTED. >> Stephen: THIS WHOLE STORY 625 00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:37,061 IS KARMA GOING SOMEPLACE WHERE THEY SERVE PORK. 626 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,863 >> YES. I'M SITTING IN THE BOOTH. 627 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:41,299 MY BACK IS TO THE DOOR, AND SHE'S, OBVIOUSLY, SITTING IN 628 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:43,067 FRONT OF ME. IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US. 629 00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:47,939 AND I LOOK AT HER, AND I JUST SEE HER EYES GET BIG, AND I TURN 630 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:52,476 AROUND, AND I SEE ALL-- IT LOOKED LIKE PEOPLE WERE JUST 631 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,845 RUSHING IN. SO I WAS LIKE-- MY MIND WAS 632 00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:57,448 GOING, "OH, THIS IS A FLASH MOB!" 633 00:36:57,515 --> 00:37:01,819 BUT, LIKE-- BECAUSE WHY ARE PEOPLE RUSHING TOUE KNOW, 634 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,590 MEANING PEOPLE MAKING NOISE. IT WASN'T SCREAMS YET. 635 00:37:05,656 --> 00:37:08,693 AND, LIKE, MOVING IN. SO I WAS LIKE, THAT'S CRAZY. 636 00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:11,395 WE HAVEN'T SEEN A FLASH MOB IN A WHILE. 637 00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:13,264 ( LAUGHTER ). SINGING AND DANCING AND STUFF? 638 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:16,067 >> I WAS WAITING FOR THE SINGING AND DANCING PART. 639 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,501 THAT PART NEVER CAME. ( LAUGHTER ) 640 00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:26,110 AND I'M, LIKE, OH, THAT'S A GUN. SO THIS IS-- THIS IS LIKE MY 641 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:29,447 BRAIN SLOWED DOWN. PARLIAMENTARY IT WENT LIKE THIS. 642 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:32,984 SAW MY FRIEND, HER EYES ARE REALLY BIG. 643 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:36,821 I TURN AROUND TO SEE WHAT IT IS, I TURN AROUND AND SHE'S GONE. 644 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:39,690 I HEAR BANG, BANG. I'M LIKE IT'S GOING DOWN. 645 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:42,526 I GO-- WHERE ME SEAT WAS, IT WAS LIKE SWINGING DOORS. 646 00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:44,895 AND THE SWINGS DOOR WERE TO THE KITCHEN. 647 00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:47,431 MY BRAIN JUST TOOK OVER. SO PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO RUSH TO 648 00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:50,868 THE NEAREST EXIT. BUT IT'S PACKING UP BECAUSE IT'S 649 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:54,905 JUST ONE SMALL EXIT. I SAID, NO, I'M GOING TO FIGHT 650 00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:56,507 THIS. SO I GO INTO THE KITCHEN, 651 00:37:56,574 --> 00:38:01,145 BECAUSE I'M LIKE DIM SUN. THEY ALSO SERVE SUSHI. 652 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:03,347 THEY'VE GOT KNIVES. ( LAUGHTER ) 653 00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:10,054 SO... YEAH. 654 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,590 YEAH. SO I-- IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, OH, 655 00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:15,426 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, REMEMBER SHERLOCK HOLMES. 656 00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:18,462 >> Stephen: I REMEMBER HIM. >> I KNOW HOW IT SLOWS DOWN AND 657 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:27,004 IT'S DUH-DU- DU- I WALK IN KNIVES DU- DUH. 658 00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:30,074 KNIVES, SHING! I GET THE KNIVES. 659 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:34,111 SO I HAVE THESE KNIVES IN MY HANDS, MULTIPLE, LIKE, TWO OR 660 00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:36,881 THREE IN MY HANDS, LIKE WOLVERINING IT. 661 00:38:36,947 --> 00:38:39,784 >> Stephen: SURE, SURE. >> I'M LIKE THIS STANDING HERE 662 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:42,586 LIKE... SO THEN, THE-- YOU COULD HEAR 663 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,389 PEOPLE, LIKE, WHAT'S LEFT OF THEM, SCURRYING AND STUFF LIKE 664 00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:48,392 THAT. SO THEN SOME WAITSTAFF START 665 00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:51,696 COMING IN. AND THEY JUST SEE ME IN THE 666 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:55,166 CONGER LIKE HA! FII THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING 667 00:38:55,232 --> 00:38:58,502 ABOUT WHAT I WAS GIVING OFF THAT THEY FELT SAFE. 668 00:38:58,569 --> 00:39:04,942 ( LAUGHTER ) ME... 669 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:10,481 ( LAUGHTER ) SO I WAS LIKE... 670 00:39:10,548 --> 00:39:13,884 I WAS LIKE A HUMAN SHIELD FOR THEM. 671 00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:16,053 ( LAUGHTER ) SO I'M THERE, THEN THIS OTHER 672 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,157 GUY WITH REALLY LONG HAIR RUNS IN AND HE'S LIKE-- SO I'M ON 673 00:39:20,224 --> 00:39:22,693 THIS SIDE. HE'S ON THAT SIDE, SO I CAN SEE 674 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,628 HIM. IT'S LIKE THAT WHOLE-- YOU KNOW 675 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:27,064 WHAT I MEAN, LIKE THOSE WESTERN DOORS. 676 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:31,902 HE LOOKS AT ME-- TRUE STORY-- AND HE MOUTHS, "I'M EXMARINE." 677 00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:39,343 AND I SAID, "OH, WE'RE GOOD." BECAUSE BETWEEN ME AND HIM, 678 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:42,379 WE'RE GOOD. >> Stephen: I WANT TO SEE THAT 679 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:45,783 MOVIE, TOO. BRAD PITT PLAYS THE EX-MARINE. 680 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:49,420 AND IT'S ALL JUST HIM COULD GO YOGA. 681 00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:54,792 ( APPLAUSE ) SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 682 00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:57,094 >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: "THE LOST CITY" IS 683 00:39:57,161 --> 00:40:00,464 IN THEATERS MARCH 25. DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH, EVERYBODY 684 00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:01,332 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪ ♪ ♪ 685 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:20,451 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 686 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:24,388 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE MICHAEL BUBLE AND ROSE 687 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:26,824 MATAFEO. JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 688 00:40:26,891 --> 00:40:27,625 GOOD NIGHT.