1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:03,570 ANOTHER HIGH PROFILE ARTIST 2 00:00:03,636 --> 00:00:07,941 PULLS WORK FROM SPOTIFY, IN PROTEST OF PODCASTER JOE ROGAN, 3 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:11,945 AND NOW THE STREAMING SITE SAYS IT'S TAKING STEPS TO ADDRESS 4 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:16,516 COVID MISINFORMATION. >> WE HERE AT SPOTIFY HAVE BEEN 5 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:19,953 UNDER FIRE RECENTLY FOR AMPLIFYING COVID 19 6 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:22,288 MISINFORMATION. IN FACT, OUR PODCAST IT IS HAVE 7 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:26,126 FACED SO MUCH SCRUTINY THAT MOST PEOPLE HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED THAT 8 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,495 WE'RE ALSO SPREADING MISINFORMATION WITH MUSIC. 9 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:31,965 INTRODUCING SPOTIFY MISINFORMATION PLAY LISTS. 10 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:35,101 ALL YOUR FAVORITE SONGS STRATEGICALLY ASSEMBLED IN AN 11 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,137 ORDER THAT RESULTS IN HARMFUL INACCURACIES! 12 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:52,085 YOU WILL GET: 13 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:56,389 YOU WILL GET: 14 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,624 >> OUR PLAY LISTS ARE SURE TO HAVE YOUR BODY MOVING AWAY FROM 15 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:12,572 MEDICINE. 16 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:18,178 MEDICINE. 17 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,147 >> SO LOG ON TO SPOTIFY WHERE WE HIT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR 18 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:24,684 UNDERSTANDING OF BASIC FACTS! 19 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,954 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT! 20 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:42,068 TONIGHT, STEPHEN WELCOMES WHOOPI GOLDBERG AND CONGRESSMAN RO 21 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:46,072 KHANNA, FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN." 22 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:50,176 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 23 00:01:50,243 --> 00:02:05,124 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 24 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:09,662 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 25 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:12,999 >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 26 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:20,773 GOOD TO SEE YOU. HELLO. 27 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,842 THANK YOU SO MUCH. VERY KIND. 28 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,978 HELLO, JON. NICE TO SEE YOU. 29 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:29,449 WWELCOME ONE AND ALL TO "THE LAE SHOW." 30 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:33,453 I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 31 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,256 HEY, COME ON. >> Stephen: YES. 32 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,291 COME ON. HOW BOUT YESTERDAY'S MEN'S 33 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:42,295 FOOTBALL GAMES? TWO THRILLING CONFERENCE 34 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,297 CHAMPIONSHIP NAILBITERS ... IS WHAT I HEARD AFTER 35 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:49,702 GETTING BACK FROM WATCHING A BROADWAY SHOW. 36 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:50,870 AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS: IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DAVID BYRNE'S 37 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:59,646 "AMERICAN UTOPIA," IT'S A TOTAL HOME RUN! 38 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:02,482 ( LAUGHTER ) NOW THE SUPER BOWL MATCHUP IS 39 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:05,852 SET: THE STAR-STUDDED L.A. RAMS VERSUS THE UPSTART 40 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,588 CINCINNATI BENGALS. THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING 41 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,290 TO HAPPEN TO CINCINNATI SINCE THEY FOUND ALL THAT SPAGHETTI 42 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:15,795 UNDER THEIR CHILI. ( CHEERING ) 43 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,730 NOW, ACCORDING TO EVERY SINGLE AD I SEE, ANYWHERE ON ANY SHOW, 44 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:22,302 SPORTS GAMBLING IS NOW MANDATORY. 45 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:26,339 SO, HERE'S MY HOT TIP: ALWAYS BET BASED ON WHICH MASCOT WOULD 46 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:32,579 DEFEAT THE OTHER MASCOT. RAMS, THEY GOT THE HORNS, BUT 47 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:38,284 I DON'T SEE ANY KIND OF SHEEP TAKING DOWN A BENGAL TIGER. 48 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:41,154 600 LBS. -- 800 POUNDS 49 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,889 APEX PREDATOR. RAZORSHARP RETRACTABLE CLAWS. 50 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,691 ANYWAY, PUT IT ALL ON - WHICH CITY IS THAT? 51 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:52,265 THAT ONE. CINCINNATI, PUT IT ALL ON THAT 52 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,333 ONE. ( LAUGHTER ) 53 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,467 ALL THE FOCUS WILL BE ON THE TWO TOP HELMETBOYS: 54 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,569 RAMS QUARTERBACK AND GOLDEN RETRIEVER WHO WISHED TO BE A 55 00:03:56,636 --> 00:04:00,139 MAN, MATTHEW STAFFORD, AND BENGALS QUARTERBACK JOE BURROW, 56 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:06,279 SEEN HERE ABOUT TO CHASE JAMES BOND ON A SNOWMOBILE. 57 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:09,816 ( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, THE BIGGEST MOMENT 58 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:12,452 YESTERDAY CAME AT HALFTIME OF THE BENGALS-CHIEFS GAME 59 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,854 WHEN THERE WAS A BIT OF AN ISSUE WITH THE SOUND MIX HERE ON 60 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,056 C.B.S. SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT IT: 61 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,525 >> WELCOME YOU BACK TO ARROWHEAD STADIUM AND THE 62 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:23,596 VERIZON HALFTIME REPORT THE OFFICIAL 5G NETWORK OF 63 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:24,831 THE NFL, VERIZON. I'M JAMES BROWN ALONG 64 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:26,299 WITH-- ( STADIUM ANNOUNCER 65 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,867 DROWNS HIM OUT ) >> ANNOUNCER: AS WE WELCOME, 66 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,637 GRAMMY-NOMINATED SINGER-SONGWRITER WALKER HAYES!" 67 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,572 >> HE'S GOT TIME PHIL, AND HE'S BURNING THEM-- 68 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,374 >> THE QUESTION IS >> HAYES: YEAH! 69 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:39,212 >> AND THE ANSWER IS TIME THAT'S WHAT PATRICK MAHOMES 70 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,313 ♪♪ ♪♪ 71 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,281 (HAYES' MUSIC COMPLETELY OVERPOWERS THE CONVERSATION) 72 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:46,185 >> Stephen: PERFECT SOUND FOR ANYONE WHO WISHES THEIR HALFTIME 73 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:52,191 REPORT WAS MORE LIKE A DATE IN A LOUD BAR. 74 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:53,459 (SHOUTING) "YOU LIKE PATRICK MAHOMES? 75 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:54,894 OH, GIVE YOU YOUR "HAT." YOU WANNA GO "HOME?" 76 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:58,297 I THOUGHT THE DATE WAS GOING WELL!" 77 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:01,801 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT WHETHER YOU'RE INTO THE RAMS 78 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:06,305 OR THE BENGALS, THERE'S ONLY ONE NFL GOAT: 79 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:11,944 TAMPA BAY BUCCANEER AND ABERCROMBIE MANNEQUIN YOU SWEAR 80 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:13,112 JUST BLINKED, TOM BRADY. THIS WEEKEND, THERE WAS SOME BIG 81 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:18,284 NEWS: AFTER 22 SEASONS AND 7 RINGS 82 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,586 TOM BRADY MAY BE RETIRING. BAD NEWS FOR YOUR DAD. 83 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,321 THERE'S A NEW RETIREE ABOUT TO 'DOMINATE' THE 84 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:26,292 PICKLEBALL LEAGUE. ( LAUGHTER ) 85 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:30,530 BRADY RETIRING WOULD END A LEGENDARY CAREER, HE 86 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,199 ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN ANY OTHER QUARTERBACK TO PLAY THE 87 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:38,771 GAME, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS DRAFTED 199TH OVERALL. 88 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,540 WHICH JUST SHOWS THAT 'ANYONE' CAN BE SUCCESSFUL, AS LONG AS 89 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:42,875 YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST GIFTED AND ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE IN HUMAN 90 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:46,546 HISTORY. ( LAUGHTER ) 91 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:49,615 NOW, IT MIGHT BE A MINUTE BEFORE TOM CAN PUT ON HIS SWEATPANTS 92 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:52,385 AND GO MALL-WALKING. BECAUSE IF HE STAYS ON THE 93 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,420 ROSTER UNTIL THE END OF THIS WEEK, HE'LL RECEIVE A $15 94 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,190 MILLION SIGNING BONUS THIS FRIDAY. 95 00:05:57,256 --> 00:06:03,296 WOW. I'D WORK FOUR MORE DAYS FOR $15 MILLION. 96 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:04,530 ( LAUGHTER ) 97 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:09,368 I'D EVEN TAPE A SHOW ON FRIDAY. I GOT TO THINK -- NOT THIS 98 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,904 FRIDAY, BUT SOME OTHER FRIDAY. ( LAUGHTER ) 99 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:13,172 OF COURSE, BRADY IS KNOWN FOR MORE THAN JUST FOOTBALL. 100 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:17,944 HE ALSO FOLLOWED A SPECIAL DIET SO STRICT THAT ON MY SHOW I HAD 101 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,813 TO PRESSURE HIM INTO EATING HIS FIRST STRAWBERRY AND 102 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,448 CHUGGING A BEER. BUT NOW THAT TOM BRADY APPEARS 103 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:26,919 TO BE HANGING UP THE OL' FOOTBALL SKATES, THE WORLD MAY 104 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:30,289 FINALLY SEE WHAT WE'VE ALL LONGED FOR: 105 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:32,058 DAD BOD BRADY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 106 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,895 DO IT! GIVE US HOPE, TOM! 107 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:40,399 ( APPLAUSE ) DO IT! 108 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,268 ONE FLORIDA RESIDENT WHO WILL NOT GO AWAY IS FORMER PRESIDENT 109 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:46,272 "DROOLIUS GEEZER." WHILE THE JANUARY 6TH SELECT 110 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:50,443 COMMITTEE CONTINUES TO LOOK FOR THE CAUSE OF THE CAPITOL RIOT, 111 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:54,180 THE CAUSE ADMITTED TO EVERYTHING AND THREATENED TO DO IT AGAIN. 112 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,616 HE WAS IN TEXAS THIS WEEKEND HOLDING A RALLY BECAUSE HIS 113 00:06:56,682 --> 00:07:01,154 FATHER DIDN'T HUG HIM ENOUGH. UNLIKE THE FORMER PRESIDENT, THE 114 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,588 JANUARY 6TH RIOTERS HAVE ACTUALLY FACED SOME LEGAL 115 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:07,593 CONSEQUENCES. AND HE WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT 116 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:12,598 IT, AND HE MADE THIS PROMISE: >> IF I RUN, AND IF I WIN WE 117 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:18,271 WILL TREAT THOSE PEOPLE FROM JANUARY 6TH FAIRLY. 118 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:20,606 WE WILL TREAT THEM FAIRLY. AND IF IT REQUIRES PARDONS, WE 119 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:27,647 WILL GIVE THEM PARDONS. ( BOOING ) 120 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:30,283 >> STEPHEN: WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE DOLING OUT PARDONS: 121 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:38,291 ( BLEEP ) YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 122 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:53,239 ( PIANO RIFF ) PARDON MY FRENCH. 123 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,575 ( PIANO RIFF ) PARDON MY FRENCH. 124 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,476 ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT A WEIRD PLATFORM TO RUN FOR 125 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:00,146 PRESIDENT ON: I WILL PARDON VIOLENT CRIMINALS. 126 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,348 THAT HASN'T HAPPENED SINCE THE FAMOUS CAMPAIGN SLOGAN: 127 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:06,052 "TIPPACANOE AND MURDER ALL YOU WANT!" 128 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:08,621 THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS CURRENTLY UNDER INVESTIGATION IN 129 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:11,090 NEW YORK AND GEORGIA, AND HE TOLD THE MAGA HEADS WHAT HE 130 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:14,293 WANTED THEM TO DO IF HE GOT INDICTED: 131 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:18,364 >> IF THESE RADICAL VICIOUS RACIST PROSECUTORS DO ANYTHING 132 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:22,301 WRONG OR ILLEGAL, I HOPE WE ARE GOING TO HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY, 133 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:29,442 THE BIGGEST PROTEST WE HAVE EVER HAD IN WASHINGTON D.C., IN NEW 134 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:30,743 YORK, IN ATLANTA, AND ELSEWHERE. >> STEPHEN: SO, TO RECAP 135 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:34,280 HE'S SAYING: "I DIDN'T SEND A MOB TO MURDER 136 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:38,284 CONGRESS, BUT IF I EVER FACE ANY CONSEQUENCES: 137 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:44,624 KILL, KILL, MY PRETTIES, KILL!" ( LAUGHTER ) 138 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:55,234 "FLY! !" 139 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,770 INTERNATIONAL SYMBOL FOR FLYING MONKEY. 140 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:58,804 ( LAUGHTER ) HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE 141 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,373 ABOUT UNLEASHING THE MOB, AND HE'LL DO IT AGAIN. 142 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:01,540 BUT A BI-PARTISAN GROUP OF SENATORS ARE TRYING TO MAKE SURE 143 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,509 IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN. YESTERDAY, MAINE SENATOR SUSAN 144 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,711 COLLINS REVEALED SHE WAS WORKING ON A BILL THAT WOULD GET RID OF 145 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:09,348 THE AMBIGUITIES IN ELECTION LAW THAT LED SOME ADMINISTRATION 146 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,784 OFFICIALS TO ARGUE THAT VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE HAD 147 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,654 THE AUTHORITY TO THROW OUT STATES' ELECTORAL VOTES. 148 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:19,792 THE FORMER PRESIDENT TOOK TO HIS NOT-TWITTER TO COMPLAIN. 149 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,328 AND BECAUSE I DON'T DO AN IMPRESSION OF HIM ANYMORE 150 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:27,133 THAT STATEMENT WILL BE READ BY SOMEONE WITH HIS SAME LEVEL OF 151 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:31,804 EMOTIONAL MATURITY A 7-YEAR-OLD BOY: 152 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,507 >> "IF THE VICE PRESIDENT HAD 'ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT' TO CHANGE 153 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:39,779 THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS IN THE SENATE, DESPITE 154 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:46,118 FRAUD AND MANY OTHER IRREGULARITIES, HOW COME THE 155 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:51,157 DEMOCRATS AND RINO REPUBLICANS, LIKE WACKY SUSAN COLLINS, ARE 156 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:54,260 DESPERATELY TRYING TO PASS LEGISLATION THAT WILL NOT ALLOW 157 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,530 THE VICE PRESIDENT TO CHANGE THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION?" 158 00:09:57,596 --> 00:10:07,773 >> STEPHEN: THEY HAVE TO PASS THE LEGISLATION "NOW," 159 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,843 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: JUST THE SOUND IS 160 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,745 WONDERFUL. >> Stephen: THEY HAVE TO PASS 161 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,614 THAT LEGISLATION NOW BECAUSE BEFORE YOU, NO ONE WAS 162 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:18,517 DERANGED ENOUGH TO TRY IT! IT'S LIKE A ZOO HAVING TO PUT 163 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:19,785 UP A SIGN THAT SAYS: "PLEASE DO NOT GET NAKED, ROLL 164 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:22,121 YOURSELF IN BACON FAT, AND BREAK INTO THE 165 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:26,492 LION CAGE. LOOKIN' AT YOU, CARL." 166 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:30,730 ( LAUGHTER ) THE FORMER PRESIDENT THEN TOOK 167 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:34,133 AIM AT PENCE: >> ACTUALLY, WHAT THEY ARE 168 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,803 SAYING, IS THAT MIKE PENCE DID HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE 169 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:43,776 OUTCOME, AND THEY NOW WANT TO TAKE THAT RIGHT AWAY. 170 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:47,780 UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIDN'T EXERCISE THAT POWER, HE COULD 171 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:51,784 HAVE OVERTURNED THE ELECTION! >> STEPHEN: HE JUST SAID THE 172 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:55,087 SECRET WORDS: OVERTURN THE ELECTION. 173 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,356 THAT'S ADMITTING HE TRIED TO STAGE A COUP. 174 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,792 JOHNNY, TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT HE GETS: 175 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:03,796 ( GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS ) "STILL NO CONSEQUENCES FOR SOME 176 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:07,767 REASON. WE LIVE IN HELL! 177 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:17,476 BACK TO YOU STEPHEN. >> Stephen: THANKS, JOHNNY 178 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,779 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: THAT'S ALL WE WANT. 179 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,114 >> STEPHEN: IN COVID NEWS, THERE'S SLIGHTLY LESS OF IT. 180 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,816 AROUND THE COUNTRY, CASES ARE DECLINING, WHICH IS WHY SOME 181 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,818 STATE OFFICIALS ARE SAYING IT'S TIME FOR AMERICANS TO GET 182 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,787 BACK TO THEIR NORMAL LIVES WHILE CONTINUING TO PREPARE FOR 183 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:34,126 THE NEXT INEVITABLE SURGE. WOW, THAT GOOD NEWS TOOK A HARD 184 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:38,197 TURN. IT'S LIKE AN AIRLINE PILOT 185 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,932 SAYING (AS PILOT) 186 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:43,502 "WELL FOLKS, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU ON THE GROUND 187 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,438 JUST A HAIR AHEAD OF SCHEDULE, BECAUSE WE HAVE LOST OUR 188 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,773 ENGINES, AND WE'RE PLUMMETING TOWARDS CLEVELAND. 189 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:53,846 FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, CROSS CHECK." EVEN DR. ANTHONY FAUCI AGREES, 190 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:58,117 COVID MIGHT BE GOING DOWN, BUT IT'S NOT GOING AWAY. 191 00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,985 >> WHAT WE WOULD HOPE IS THAT AS WE GET INTO THE NEXT WEEKS TO 192 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:05,091 MONTH OR SO WE'LL SEE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY THE LEVEL OF 193 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:08,894 INFECTION GET TO BELOW WHAT I CALL THAT AREA OF CONTROL, 194 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,597 CONTROL MEANS YOU'RE NOT ELIMINATING IT, YOU'RE NOT 195 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:15,301 ERADICATING IT BUT IT GETS DOWN TO SUCH A LOW LEVEL THAT IT'S 196 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,803 ESSENTIALLY INTEGRATED INTO THE GENERAL RESPIRATORY 197 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:22,108 INFECTIONS THAT WE HAVE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH. 198 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:27,780 >> STEPHEN: BASICALLY, COVID IS LIKE THAT TRAMP STAMP OF SMASH 199 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,749 MOUTH LYRICS YOU GOT IN THE 90S. IT'S NOT GOING AWAY, WE JUST 200 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:31,984 HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THE FACT THAT 201 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:35,788 "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD. ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE 202 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:46,132 MOLD." BUT SOME FOLKS ARE STILL MAD AT 203 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:49,602 DR. FAUCI FOR, I DON'T KNOW, KNOWING THINGS. 204 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,770 SPECIFICALLY, KENTUCKY CONGRESSMAN AND BOY ASKING TO 205 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:55,774 SPEND RECESS WITH TEACHER, THOMAS MASSIE. 206 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:59,778 YESTERDAY, MASSIE TWEETED "YOU MUSTN'T QUESTION FAUCI, FOR 207 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,915 HE IS SCIENCE," WITH THE QUOTE: "TO LEARN WHO RULES OVER YOU, 208 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:06,318 SIMPLY FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE" -- 209 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,786 VOLTAIRE. OK, FIRST OF ALL, YOU CAN 210 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,289 CRITICIZE WHOMEVER YOU WANT. EVEN FAUCI. 211 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:15,794 PERSONALLY, I THINK HE COULD HAVE GIVEN US A LITTLE 212 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:23,335 MORE LEG ON HIS "INSTYLE" COVER. DON'T BE A CALF -TEASE! 213 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,004 THING IS, THAT QUOTE ISN'T FROM VOLTAIRE, BUT RATHER FROM KEVIN 214 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,773 ALFRED STROM, A NOTORIOUS NEO-NAZI WHO WAS CONVICTED ON 215 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,777 CHILD PORN CHARGES IN 2008. OK, CONGRESSMAN GOT THAT PRETTY 216 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:35,781 WRONG. BUT MASSIE DID POST A "SECOND" 217 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:39,018 QUOTE TO CLARIFY: "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD. 218 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:44,390 ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD." - WINSTON CHURCHILL 219 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,758 ( APPLAUSE ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 220 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,793 TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE WHOOPI GOLDBERG AND 221 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,862 CONGRESSMAN RO KHANNA. BUT WHEN WE COME 222 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,198 BACK, MEANWHILE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 223 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:32,104 JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN"! 224 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:47,052 GIVE IT UP, BABY! BEAUTIFUL! 225 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:50,623 GIVE IT UP, BABY! BEAUTIFUL! 226 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:55,794 ( SINGING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 227 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:59,965 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK. 228 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:03,736 JON, DEAR FRIEND OF THE SHOW WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS GOING TO BE 229 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,605 HERE IN JUST A MINUTE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 230 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:10,743 I WANT TO TALK TO THIS GUY FOR A WHILE. 231 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:15,714 CONGRESSMAN RO KHANNA, FROM SILICON VALLEY, HAS A NEW BOOK 232 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:16,649 CALLED "DIGNITY IN A DIGITAL AGE." 233 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:17,850 ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY AT ALL? 234 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,919 >> YOU KNOW, THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG. 235 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,488 OUR INFORMATION IS OUT THERE. >> Stephen: RIGHT. 236 00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:27,960 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S LEFT. I GOT ALEXA AND SIRI IN MY 237 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,428 HOUSE. I'VE GOT BOTH THOSE THINGS. 238 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:33,732 >> Jon: AND I BELIEVE THEY'RE ALL SPYING ON US. 239 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:36,302 >> Stephen: HOW COULD THEY NOT BE? 240 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:41,407 THEY WOULDN'T HEAR US SAY, HEY, SIRI AND ALEXA. 241 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:45,344 NOW PEOPLE'S ALEXAS ARE WAKING UP ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES. 242 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:49,815 >> Jon: EVEN AFTER YOU LOOK ON YOUR PHONE AFTER YOU'VE HAD A 243 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,251 CONVERSATION, YOU WILL SEE THINGS THAT POP UP THAT WERE A 244 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,888 PART OF YOUR CONVERSATION. >> Stephen: AND THEY'LL GO, 245 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:59,792 HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THE THING YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? 246 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,528 >> Jon: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT? 247 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:08,634 >> Stephen: AND SIRI GOES, HOW DID I KNOW YOU WERE TALKING 248 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,338 ABOUT THAT, JON? HERE ARE NAMES OF SOME 249 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:13,672 THERAPISTS. ( LAUGHTER ) 250 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:14,873 >> STEPHEN: FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME, RIGHT OVER THERE 251 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,175 CAREFULLY PLANTING AND TENDING TO THE DAY'S BIGGEST, MOST 252 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,743 IMPORTANT STORIES, TRIMMING THE TOPICAL HEDGES WITH DELICATE 253 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,944 EXACTITUDE, RESEARCHING AND SEEDING THE SOIL OF TODAY'S 254 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:21,347 NEWS IN ORDER TO YIELD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, FRAGRANT JOKE 255 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,316 FLOWERS, AND PRECISELY TIMING THE BLOOM IN THE EXQUISITE 256 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,618 ENGLISH GARDEN THAT IS MY NIGHTLY MONOLOGUE. 257 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:33,625 BUT SOMETIMES, I DRIVE A 2003 PONTIAC SUNFIRE THROUGH THE HOME 258 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,962 DEPOT GARDEN CENTER, DOWN A JUG OF MIRACLE GRO, SMEAR MY BODY IN 259 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:40,733 MUD AND PEA GRAVEL, BUILD A FORT OUT OF PAVERS, PLOP A SUCCULENT 260 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,634 DISH GARDEN ON MY HEAD, AND BARRICADE MYSELF INSIDE A 261 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:46,605 PORTABLE TOOL SHED TO CREATE THE PARANOID BACKYARD STANDOFF OF 262 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:50,776 NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: ♪♪ 263 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:58,617 ♪♪ MEANWHILE! 264 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:10,629 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE, LAST NIGHT WAS ROUGH 265 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,031 FOR JETBLUE PASSENGERS AT J.F.K., AS THE AIRLINE IS STILL 266 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:16,502 CATCHING UP FROM THE WEEKEND STORM. 267 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,070 APPARENTLY, SO MANY JETBLUE PASSENGERS WERE STUCK ON PLANES 268 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,238 FOR SO LONG, IT "CAUSED SOME PEOPLE TO ALLEGEDLY 269 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:22,608 URINATE IN THEIR SEATS AND SUFFER PANIC 270 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,476 ATTACKS." SO... A REGULAR FLIGHT ON 271 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:31,383 SPIRIT. ( LAUGHTER ) 272 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:35,020 THAT JOKE'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 273 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,955 MEANWHILE, IN SOUTH DAKOTA "A POLICE OFFICER COMPLETED A 274 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:41,493 DOORDASH ORDER AFTER ARRESTING THE DELIVERY DRIVER." 275 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,661 ( LAUGHTER ) THE DOORDASH DRIVER HAD AN 276 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,598 OUTSTANDING WARRANT, SO THE CUSTOMER ANSWERED THE DOOR TO 277 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,968 FIND SIOUX FALLS OFFICER SAM BUHR WITH HER FOOD: 278 00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:54,273 >> "I KNOW I'M NOT WHO YOU WERE EXPECTING. 279 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,474 YOUR DRIVER GOT ARRESTED FOR SOME THINGS HE HAD TO TAKE CARE 280 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,243 OF. SO I FIGURED I'D COMPLETE THE 281 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:03,215 DOORDASH FOR YA. >> THANK YOU! 282 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,751 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, 283 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,519 OFFICER! PROTECT AND SERVE! 284 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,289 >> Jon: COME ON, COME ON. >> STEPHEN: SO WE DON'T KNOW 285 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,324 EXACTLY WHAT THE DRIVER DID, BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN 286 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:13,358 SERIOUS BECAUSE WHILE WAITING, THE APP TRACKER SAID 287 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:18,197 "YOUR JALAPENO BACON CHICKEN WRAP WILL ARRIVE IN 288 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:24,336 15-20 YEARS." ( LAUGHTER ) 289 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,605 MEANWHILE, IN DRUG-RELATED NEWS "MARIJUANA USE MAY CAUSE 290 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:31,410 COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT EVEN WHEN NOT STILL HIGH." 291 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,313 RESEARCH FINDS THAT MANY OF THE LEARNING AND MEMORY PROBLEMS 292 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,617 CAUSED BY CANNABIS CONSUMPTION CAN LINGER FOR WEEKS. 293 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:42,621 BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT IF YOU'RE HIGH RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE 294 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,625 YOU WON'T REMEMBER IT. ( LAUGHTER ) 295 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,961 ( APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE, IF YOU'RE WORRIED YOU 296 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,696 WERE BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND TOO MUCH ABOUT THE WORLD, GOOD NEWS: 297 00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:54,600 THERE'S A PLAN TO PUT BITCOIN IN MOUSE DNA WITH A GENETICALLY 298 00:18:54,666 --> 00:19:00,772 ENGINEERED VIRUS. OK. 299 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,608 HERE'S "THE PLAN." AS YOU MAY KNOW, A BITCOIN 300 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:06,612 WALLET CAN ONLY BE ACCESSED USING ITS PRIVATE KEY. 301 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:10,282 SO THEY WILL BUY SOME BITCOIN THEN TIE THE MOUSE'S VALUE TO 302 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,951 THAT BITCOIN BY EDITING THE MOUSE'S GENETIC CODE TO CARRY 303 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:17,256 THE PRIVATE KEY THAT CONTROLS THE BITCOINS. 304 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:22,494 THIS MANIPULATION WILL RESULT IN GENETICALLY ENGINEERING THE 305 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:27,666 WORLD'S FIRST DOUCHEMOUSE. ( LAUGHTER ) 306 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:33,739 LONG WALK FOR A LITTLE MOUSE. THROUGH THE MAZE, THROUGH THE 307 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:34,907 MAZE. MEANWHILE, IN ICELAND, YEARS 308 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:38,076 AFTER EVERY MCDONALD'S IN THE COUNTRY SHUT DOWN IN 2009 309 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:42,581 THEIR LAST BIG MAC IS BEING PRESERVED AS A HISTORICAL 310 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:46,618 ARTIFACT. AND JUST LOOK AT THIS THING! 311 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,720 THAT'S FROM 2009! YOU GOTTA QUESTION YOUR FOOD 312 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,589 CHOICE WHEN YOU CAN LOOK AT IT 13 YEARS LATER AND SAY 313 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:54,626 "YOU'RE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I MET YOU." 314 00:19:54,693 --> 00:20:02,034 APPARENTLY, THIS HISTORIC BURGER WAS PURCHASED BY AN ICELANDER 315 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,404 NAMED JORSTUR SMARASON ONE DAY BEFORE THE LOCATIONS CLOSED, 316 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:10,609 THEN, THREE YEARS LATER, SMARASON FOUND IN HIS GARAGE A 317 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,844 PAIR OF OLD, MICE-CHEWED ROLLER BLADES, TOOLS, BOXES, AND 318 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,613 AN UNTOUCHED BAG OF FOOD FROM MCDONALD'S. 319 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,884 SO TO RECAP. MICE FOUND A BAG OF MCDONALD'S 320 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:24,957 AND SAID "Y'KNOW WHAT? I'D RATHER EAT THE ROLLER BLADES. 321 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:34,132 ( APPLAUSE ) DEEP FRIED ROLLERBLADE? 322 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,734 DOES EXPLAIN WHY FROM "I'M LOVIN' IT" TO 323 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:39,404 "RECOGNIZED AS FOOD BY AT LEAST ONE SPECIES!" 324 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,341 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WHOOPI GOLDBERG! 325 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,788 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW." 326 00:20:56,855 --> 00:21:03,495 ( CHEERING ) HEY, EVERYBODY! 327 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:07,699 MY FIRST GUEST IS THE EMMY, GRAMMY, OSCAR, AND TONY AWARD 328 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:11,069 WINNER YOU KNOW AS THE MODERATOR OF "THE VIEW." 329 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:14,473 SHE HAS JUST EXECUTIVE PRODUCED A NEW LIFETIME MOVIE 330 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:17,676 CALLED "CAUGHT IN HIS WEB." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE 331 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:23,315 SHOW, WHOOPI GOLDBERG! OUR FRIEND AND YOURS! 332 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:38,263 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) 333 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,065 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) 334 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:51,076 ( CHEERING ) 335 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,978 >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU 336 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,312 AGAIN. >> AND YOU. 337 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:57,115 >> Stephen: NOW, YOU MADE SOME NEWS THIS MORNING ON "THE VIEW." 338 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:58,817 >> YES, I DID. >> Stephen: WHEN Y'ALL WERE 339 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,086 TALKING ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST. >> YEAH. 340 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:06,425 >> Stephen: WOULD YOU CARE TO FOLLOW UP WHAT YOU SAID THIS 341 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,027 MORNING BECAUSE IT CONFUSED SOME PEOPLE. 342 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,897 >> IT UPSET A LOT OF PEOPLE WHICH WAS NEVER EVER EVER MY 343 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:17,269 INTENTION. I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A 344 00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:19,638 DISCUSSION. BECAUSE I FEEL, BEING BLACK, 345 00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:22,340 WHEN WE TALK ABOUT RACE, IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT THING TO ME. 346 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:29,147 SO I SAID I FELT THAT THE HOLOCAUST WASN'T ABOUT RACE. 347 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:32,918 AND PEOPLE GOT VERY VERY VERY ANGRY AND STILL ARE ANGRY. 348 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:38,323 I'M GETTING, YOU KNOW, ALL OF THE MAIL FROM FOLKS, AND VERY 349 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:42,327 REAL ANGER BECAUSE PEOPLE FEEL VERY DIFFERENTLY. 350 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:48,300 BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS A SALIENT DISCUSSION BECAUSE, AS A BLACK 351 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:52,137 PERSON, I THINK OF RACE AS BEING SOMETHING THAT I CAN SEE. 352 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:57,809 SO I SEE YOU AND I KNOW WHAT RACE YOU ARE, AND THE DISCUSSION 353 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:04,182 WAS ABOUT HOW I FELT ABOUT THAT. I FELT THAT IT WAS REALLY MORE 354 00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:07,152 ABOUT MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN AND HOW HORRIBLE PEOPLE CAN BE 355 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:12,090 TO PEOPLE, AND WE'RE SEEING IT MANIFEST ITSELF THESE DAYS. 356 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:16,294 BUT PEOPLE WERE VERY ANGRY AND THEY SAID, NO, NO, WE ARE A 357 00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:19,798 RACE, AND I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND. 358 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:22,334 I FELT DIFFERENTLY. I RESPECT EVERYTHING EVERYONE IS 359 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:26,338 SAYING TO ME, AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO FAKE APOLOGIZE, 360 00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:31,676 YOU KNOW. I'M VERY UPSET THAT PEOPLE ARE 361 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:35,680 MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS SAYING. AND, SO, BECAUSE OF IT, THEY'RE 362 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:41,019 SAYING THAT I'M ANTISEMITIC AND THAT I'M DENYING THE HOLOCAUST 363 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:45,390 AND ALL THESE OTHER THINGS, WHICH, YOU KNOW, WOULD NEVER 364 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:49,928 HAVE OCCURRED TO ME TO DO. I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A 365 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:53,965 DISCUSSION ABOUT RACE, WHICH EVERYONE I THINK IS HAVING. 366 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:58,336 >> Stephen: AS THE WHITE GUY IN THE CONVERSATION HERE, I AM 367 00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:03,041 NEITHER JEWISH NOR BLACK SO I HAVE A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE IN 368 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,276 ALL THIS. >> YEAH. 369 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:08,346 >> Stephen: SEEMS TO ME A WHITENESS IS A CONSTRUCT CREATED 370 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:12,551 BY COLONIAL POWERS DURING THE BEGINNING OF COLONIAL 371 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:15,453 IMPERIALEST ERA IN ORDER TO EXPLOIT OTHER PEOPLE AND THAT 372 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,824 THEY COULD APPLY IT TO ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF PEOPLE THE 373 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:22,294 IDEA OF RACE, AND THE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE TENDS TO BE BASED ON 374 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,995 SKIN. >> YES, AND, SO, THAT IS WHAT 375 00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:29,100 RACE MEANS TO ME. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT BEING A 376 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:32,437 RACIST, I WAS SAYING, YOU CAN'T CALL THIS RACISM. 377 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:36,575 THIS WAS EVIL. THIS WASN'T BASED ON THE SKIN. 378 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:39,477 YOU COULDN'T TELL WHO WAS JEWISH. 379 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:41,580 THEY HAD TO DELVE DEEPLY TO FIGURE IT OUT. 380 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:46,117 >> Stephen: I THINK ONE OF THE REASONS WHY PEOPLE MIGHT SAY -- 381 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:50,322 AND, AGAIN, I AM NOT JEWISH AND I'M NOT BLACK, BUT AS SOMEONE 382 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:54,960 WHO UNDERSTANDS, YOU KNOW, WHAT I'VE READ ABOUT HOW THE NAZIS 383 00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:58,330 OPERATED, WHEN THEY FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE OF THE JEWISH 384 00:24:58,396 --> 00:25:02,334 RACE, THAT'S WHY THEY'D MAKE YOU WEAR A STAR SO THEY COULD SEE 385 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,769 YOU. >> YES, SO THEY COULD IDENTIFY 386 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,338 YOU. BUT MY POINT IS, THEY HAD TO DO 387 00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:08,907 THE WORK. IF THE KLAN IS COMING DOWN THE 388 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:13,879 STREET, AND I'M STANDING WITH A JEWISH FRIEND, AND NEITHER 389 00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:16,848 ONE -- WELL, I'M GOING TO RUN. ( LAUGHTER ) 390 00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:23,321 BUT IF MY FRIEND DECIDES NOT TO RUN, THEY'LL GET PASSED BY MOST 391 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:27,692 TIMES BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TELL WHO'S JEWISH, IT'S NOT SOMETHING 392 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:32,964 PEOPLE SAY, OH, THAT PERSON IS JEWISH OR THIS PERSON IS JEWISH. 393 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:36,801 SO THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN, AND I UNDERSTAND THAT 394 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:42,340 NOT EVERYBODY SEES IT THAT WAY, AND THAT I DID A LOT OF HARM, I 395 00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:46,778 GUESS, TO MYSELF, AND PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, DECIDED I WAS ALL 396 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:52,784 THESE OTHER THINGS. I'M ACTUALLY NOT, AND I'M 397 00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:57,956 INCREDIBLY TORN UP BY BEING TOLD THESE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF AND, 398 00:25:58,023 --> 00:26:02,327 YOU KNOW, I GET IT, FOLKS ARE ANGRY, I ACCEPT THAT, AND I DID 399 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:08,733 IT TO MYSELF. THIS WAS MY -- MY THOUGHT 400 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:14,139 PROCESS, AND I WILL WORK HARD NOT TO THINK THAT WAY AGAIN. 401 00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:18,376 >> Stephen: HAVE YOU COME TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE NAZIS SAW IT 402 00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:19,711 AS RACE? ( APPLAUSE ) 403 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:23,381 BECAUSE ASKING THE NAZIS, THEY WOULD SAY, YES, IT'S A RACIAL 404 00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:25,617 ISSUE. >> WELL, SEE, THIS IS WHAT'S 405 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,919 INTERESTING TO ME BECAUSE THE NAZIS LIED. 406 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:33,725 IT WASN'T. THEY HAD ISSUES WITH ETHNICITY, 407 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:39,497 NOT WITH RACE, BECAUSE MOST OF THE NAZIS WERE WHITE PEOPLE AND 408 00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:42,167 MOST TO HAVE THE PEOPLE THEY WERE ATTACKING WERE WHITE 409 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:45,203 PEOPLE. SO, TO ME, I'M THINKING HOW CAN 410 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:48,173 YOU SAY IT'S ABOUT RACE IF YOU ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER? 411 00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:52,777 SO IT ALL REALLY BEGAN BECAUSE I SAID HOW WILL WE EXPLAIN TO 412 00:26:52,844 --> 00:26:57,849 CHILDREN WHAT HAPPENED IN NAZI GERMANY? 413 00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,885 THIS WASN'T -- I SAID, THIS WASN'T RACIAL, THIS WAS ABOUT 414 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:04,422 WHITE ON WHITE. AND EVERYBODY SAID, NO, NO, NO, 415 00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:07,225 IT WAS RACIAL. AND, SO, THAT'S WHAT THIS ALL 416 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,628 CAME FROM. SO, ONCE AGAIN, DON'T WRITE ME 417 00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:13,298 ANYMORE, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, OKAY. 418 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:18,636 I ALREADY KNOW. I GET IT, AND I'M GOING TO TAKE 419 00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:21,973 YOUR WORD FOR IT AND NEVER BRING IT UP AGAIN. 420 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,709 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT STICK AROUND, 421 00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:27,612 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE WHOOPI GOLDBERG, EVERYBODY. 422 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:40,225 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WE'RE BACK WITH WHOOPI GOLDBERG. 423 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:43,128 HERE YOU ARE IN "STAR TREK" THE NEXT GENERATION. 424 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:49,100 >> AH, YES. >> Stephen: AND NOW I FOUND 425 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:57,642 OUT YOU'RE COMING BACK IN SEASON TWO OF PICCARD AS GUYNAN. 426 00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,411 >> YES. >> Stephen: WHAT MADE THIS 427 00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:02,480 PART SO SPECIAL. >> IT WAS THE BEST TIME I HAD 428 00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:03,648 EVER. >> Stephen: REALLY. 429 00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:08,486 YEAH, IT WAS. GENE RODDENBERRY GAVE ME A PART 430 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:13,391 TO DO TO CARRY ON THE WORK OF MICHELE NICHOLS, TO LET BROWN 431 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:18,063 GIRLS IN PARTICULAR KNOW THAT THERE WAS A PLACE FOR US IN 432 00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,865 SPACE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 433 00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:24,469 AND, NOW, YOU KNOW, WE COME BACK AND PATRICK IS THERE, AND 434 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:29,641 PATRICK LOOKS LIKE PATRICK, AND I KIND OF LOOK LIKE I ATE THE 435 00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:34,145 ENTERPRISE, BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T SEE ME WHEN I SAT DOWN. 436 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:38,983 THERE'S A LITTLE MORE TO ME THAN THERE WAS LAST TIME I SAW YOU. 437 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:42,020 I'VE EATEN A LOT. >> Stephen: GET IN LINE. 438 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,889 GET IN THE COVID LINE. >> GET IN THE COVID LINE! 439 00:28:44,956 --> 00:28:48,293 >> Stephen: NOW YOU'VE EXECUTIVE PRODUCED A MOVIE FOR 440 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:50,361 LIFETIME CALLED CAUGHT IN HIS WEB. 441 00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:51,629 >> YEAH. >> Stephen: WHAT'S IT ABOUT 442 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:55,500 AND WHY WAS THIS THING YOU WANTED TO EXECUTIVE PRODUCE 443 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,868 NEXT? >> WELL, I CAN AND DO. 444 00:28:56,935 --> 00:28:59,904 I DO AS MUCH AS I CAN. I STEP AND DO AND THEN I STEP 445 00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:02,373 OUT. SO, YOU KNOW, LIFE GOES ON. 446 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,210 BUT THIS WAS IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE 447 00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:09,080 THINGS ABOUT LIFETIME MOVIES IS IF YOU'RE SEEING IT ON LIFETIME, 448 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:15,653 IT HAPPENED TO SOMEONE, AND THIS IS A STORY OF THREE YOUNG WOMEN 449 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:22,127 WHO FIND THEMSELVES AT THE MERCY OF A GUY WHO HAS GOTTEN INTO 450 00:29:22,193 --> 00:29:25,864 THEIR HOMES THROUGH THE WEB AND -- 451 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:29,634 >> Stephen: SPYING ON THEM? YEAH, HE'S WATCHING EACH AND 452 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:33,071 EVERY ONE OF THEM, AND THE WHICH HE GETS INTO THE HOUSE IS SO 453 00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:38,877 ESY THAT I REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT THIS COULD BE 454 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:41,713 ANYBODY. THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY, 455 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:47,652 AND IT'S SO FRIGHTENING AND SO ANGERING BECAUSE YOU THINK, HOW 456 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:53,291 CAN YOU JUST COME IN MY HOUSE AND SPY ON ME AND WATCH ME? 457 00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:56,861 AND IT DRIVES THESE GIRLS TO DO THINGS TO THEMSELVES THAT ARE 458 00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:58,463 AWFUL. >> Stephen: BASED ON A TRUE 459 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,698 STORY. >> BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 460 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:05,103 AND I JUST -- I WANTED PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT 461 00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:09,574 COULD HAPPEN OUT IN THE WORLD, AND MAYBE WE COULD HELP IT NOT 462 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,877 HAPPEN TO A LOT OF PEOPLE. >> Stephen: YOU KNOW MY NEXT 463 00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:18,216 GUEST IS A CONGRESSMAN RO KHANNA WHO HAS WRITTEN A BOOK ABOUT 464 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:20,118 "DIGNITY IN A DIGITAL AGE" AND PRIVACY AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 465 00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:24,355 SO WATCH THE SHOW. >> I WILL, I WILL, AND HE SHOULD 466 00:30:24,422 --> 00:30:28,059 WATCH THIS. I HAVE TO WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN, 467 00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:28,960 STEPHEN. I CAN'T REMEMBER NAMES, I CAN'T 468 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:32,263 REMEMBER -- I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. 469 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,867 >> Stephen: YOU WON'T TELL ME? WELL I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 470 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:40,505 DON'T I? THEY'RE IN "CAUGHT IN HIS WEB. 471 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:45,577 >> Stephen: PLEASE. GARSEL IS THE DETECTIVE WHO 472 00:30:45,643 --> 00:30:48,780 REALLY GETS IT ALL TOGETHER AND PTS IT DOWN. 473 00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:52,784 DID I MISS SAY HER NAME? >> Stephen: NO, IT SOUNDS 474 00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:54,085 PERFECT. >> YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I LIKE TO 475 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:56,955 ASK THE FOLKS OVER THERE BECAUSE THEY KNOW. 476 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,791 THEY KNOW. >> Stephen: DID SHE SAY THE 477 00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:04,262 NAME CORRECTLY, JON? >> Jon: BEAUTIFUL, GREAT. 478 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:13,004 AD ALISON THORNTON AND EMMA TREMBLE AND MARIA BAKER AND ALL 479 00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:16,841 THESE WOMEN ARE REALLY FINE AND GOOD IN THIS, AND IF YOU GET AN 480 00:31:16,908 --> 00:31:21,045 OPPORTUNITY, PLEASE WATCH IT BECAUSE IT MAY HELP YOU -- IT 481 00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:23,848 MAY REMIND YOU WHAT NOT TO DO BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO 482 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:27,352 WATCH WHO COMES IN YOUR HOUSE AND, YOU KNOW, WHO'S FIXING WHAT 483 00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:31,422 AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU GO DOWN AND LOOK AND SAY, OH, THAT LOOKS 484 00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:37,562 SO STRANGE, LOOKS LIKE A CAMERA! SOMETIMES IT IS. 485 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:41,566 SO WE WANT YOU TO WATCH I WANT BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT THIS STORY 486 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:45,903 TO HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE. >> Stephen: WHOOPI, THANK YOU 487 00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:52,176 SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. >> THTHANK YOU. 488 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:53,278 >> STEPHEN: "CAUGHT IN HIS WEB" AIRS FEBRUARY 19TH ON 489 00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:55,179 LIFETIME. WHOOPI GOLDBERG, EVERYBODY! 490 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,049 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH REPRESENTATIVE RO KHANNA. 491 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:15,667 HEY EVERYBODY WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW. 492 00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:20,305 FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS A CALIFORNIA 493 00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:23,007 CONGRESSMAN AND AUTHOR WHO SERVED AS CO-CHAIR FOR 494 00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:24,242 BERNIE ( ANDERS' 2020 CAMPAIGN, TAUGHT ECONOMICS AT STANFORD, 495 00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:28,913 AND WORKED IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION. 496 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,849 HIS NEW BOOK IS CALLED "DIGNITY IN A DIGITAL AGE." 497 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:36,788 PLEASE WELCOME, CONGRESSMAN RO KHANNA! 498 00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:50,101 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) 499 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:51,569 >> Stephen: CONGRESSMAN, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 500 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:55,506 THE BOOK IS "DIGNITY IN A DIGITAL AGE." 501 00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:59,143 AND WE'LL GET TO THAT IN JUST ONE MOMENT. 502 00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:01,846 YOU HAVE BEEN WRITING SINCE YOU WERE IN YOUR TEENS, GETTING 503 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:07,785 PUBLISHED, TOO, I MIGHT ADD. HERE IS YOU -- YOU SCHOOLED 504 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:10,722 GEORGE H.W. BUSH IN THE LEADUP TO THE FIRST GULF WAR. 505 00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:15,293 LET ME READ A COUPLE OF THESE CLIPS HERE THAT WE'RE IN, A 506 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:23,167 LETTER THAT YOU SENT TO THE BUCS COUNTY PENNSYLVANIA COURIER 507 00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:36,414 TIMES. 508 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:41,619 >> MY GRANDFATHER SPENT FOUR YEARS IN JAIL ALONGSIDE GANDHI. 509 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:45,123 YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT WHITE CONSTRUCTION HELPING COLONIALISM 510 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:48,893 IS DEAD ON AND INFLUENCED ME TO CARE ABOUT PEACE AND HUMAN 511 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,230 RIGHTS AND I WAS OPPOSED TO GOING TO WAR FOR MATERIAL 512 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:53,664 REASONS. >> Stephen: YOU'RE 14 YEAR. 513 00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:57,735 YOU SAY WITH ANIMOSITY BETWEEN IRAQ AND THE UNITED STATES 514 00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:01,139 ESCALATING THE CHANCE OF WAR OCCURRING INCREASES AS EACH DAY 515 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:03,307 PASSES. YOU GO ON TO SAY THIS IS A WAR 516 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:07,178 THAT WILL BE BROUGHT ON BECAUSE OF A MATERIALISTIC SOCIETY THAT 517 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,280 EVALUATES ONLY ON THE ECONOMIC ASPECT. 518 00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:14,986 GO ON TO SAY EVERY SOLDIER'S LIFE HAS A PRICELESS MINORITY 519 00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:20,224 VALUE WE SHOULD DEMAND FULL SUPPORT ECONOMICALLY AND 520 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:24,395 MILITARILY FROM ALL NATIONS AND MUST HAVE NO DOUBTS IN ENGAGING 521 00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:28,566 IN WAR. THE 14-YEAR-OLD HAS A CLEAR YEA 522 00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:32,570 ABOUT ARMED INTERVENTION. YOU'RE ON ARMED SERVICES RIGHT? 523 00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:35,807 GIVEN THE RUSSIAN BUILDUP ON THE UKRAINIAN BORDER, WE'RE 30 YEARS 524 00:34:35,873 --> 00:34:39,010 LATER FACING ANOTHER POTENTIAL WAR. 525 00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:47,652 WHAT SHOULD THE UNITED STATES STRATEGY BE? 526 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:51,389 >> FIRST, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO JUSTIFICATION FOR PUTIN TO 527 00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,991 INVADE UKRAINE AND WE HAVE TO BE CLEAR ABOUT THAT. 528 00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:58,296 SECOND, WE WANT TO EXHAUST ALL DIPLOMATIC OPTIONS, AND I THINK 529 00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:02,567 WE HAVE SOMETIME HOPEFULLY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK PUTIN IS 530 00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:06,504 LIKELY TO GO IN DURING THE OLYMPICS ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OF 531 00:35:06,571 --> 00:35:09,140 HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH CHINA. SO THE PRESIDENT MADE IT CLEAR 532 00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:12,977 THAT THERE WILL BE TOUGH FINANCIAL SANCTIONS, BUT HE 533 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:15,513 OUGHT TO HAVE DIPLOMATIC SOLUTION AND ACTUALLY UKRAINE'S 534 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:17,348 OWN PRESIDENT IS CALLING FOR CALM. 535 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:21,619 AND I HOPE HE AND SECRETARY BLINKEN WILL EXHAUST THE 536 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:24,322 DIPLOMATIC SOLUTIONS AND I THINK THEY CAN AVOID WAR. 537 00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:29,560 WE HAVE TO AVOID WAR. ( APPLAUSE ) 538 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:34,699 >> I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. YOUR DISTRICT IS HOME TO APPLE, 539 00:35:34,765 --> 00:35:38,236 INTEL AND YAHOO, AND YOUR NEW BOOK "DIGNITY IN A DIGITAL AGE" 540 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,672 IS ABOUT HOW TO MAKE TECH WORK FOR ALL OF US. 541 00:35:41,739 --> 00:35:47,245 FIRST QUESTION, AND I NEED THIS -- MEAN THIS SEMISERIOUSLY, 542 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:51,749 WHAT IS THE INTERNET? WHAT HAS IT BECOME AS OPPOSED TO 543 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:55,653 WHAT ITS INTENTION WAS? >> THE SIMPLE QUESTIONS ARE THE 544 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:59,090 HARDEST. HERE IS HOW I WOULD DEFINE IT -- 545 00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:03,828 IT'S A NETWORK OF COMPUTERS CONNECTED THAT ALLOW US TO 546 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:06,130 COMMUNICATE, SHARE IDEAS IN A VIRTUAL SPACE. 547 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:09,133 >> Stephen: I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF IT AS AN AGREEMENT 548 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,869 BETWEEN THESE COMPUTERS AS TO HOW WE WILL COMMUNICATE WITH 549 00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:15,039 EACH OTHER AND THAT THE PROBLEM NOW CERTAINLY IN TERMS OF 550 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:19,343 PRIVACY IS THAT SOME OF US ARE BEING HARVESTED WITHOUT OUR 551 00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:20,678 KNOWLEDGE. SO NO COMMUNICATION IS GIVEN TO 552 00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:24,282 US ABOUT THE KNOWLEDGE THAT IS TAKEN FROM US. 553 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:27,285 THE AGREEMENT IS ONE-SIDED. >> I COMPLETELY AGREE. 554 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,721 I MEAN, AND IT'S COMPROMISING YOUR FREEDOM. 555 00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:34,759 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT -- THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE RUNNING THESE BIG 556 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:38,896 TECH COMPANIES CAN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO PURCHASE, THEY 557 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:41,832 MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO THINK, THEY MAY 558 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:46,337 KNOW WHAT YOU'RE NEXT GOING TO DO BASED UPON YOUR DATA, AND 559 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:52,476 THEY CAN TAKE YOUR DATA AND GET YOU POLITICAL CANDIDATES THAT 560 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:58,015 YOU DON'T SUPPORT EVEN. TIM COOK HAS A COMMENCEMENT 561 00:36:58,082 --> 00:37:01,118 ADDRESS WHERE HE SAYS FREEDOM TO BE HUMAN IS CONTINGENT ON 562 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:04,689 RESPECT FOR PRIVACY. >> Stephen: IS PRIVACY 563 00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:07,258 NECESSARY FOR DIGNITY? >> ABSOLUTELY. 564 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:10,061 HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FREEDOM TO THINK, A FREEDOM TO BE FREE, A 565 00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:13,931 FREEDOM TO MAKE MISTAKES IF I'VE HI SINGLE THING YOU'RE DOING IS 566 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:16,233 BEING COLLECTED. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO, THEY 567 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,337 COLLECT THIS INFORMATION AND TARGET THE MOST VULNERABLE. 568 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:23,741 I MEAN, Q Anon GREW BECAUSE Facebook AND OTHER PLATFORMS 569 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:27,845 INTEKSLY TARGETED OTHER PEOPLE WITH CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND LET 570 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,648 TO THEIR GROWTH. INSTAGRAM FOR TEENAGERS, LIKE 571 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:35,653 YOUR WORST EXPERIENCE AT JUNIOR HIGH MAGNIFIED, AND IT'S LEADING 572 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:42,126 TO TEENAGERS ARE SERIOUS. TEENAGERS HAVE DEPRESSION, ARE 573 00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:45,129 COMMITTING SOUP SIDE, THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND THEY CAN 574 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:47,665 STOP IT. THEY DON'T HAVE TO HAVE EVERYONE 575 00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:51,335 LIKING EVERYTHING AND SHARING EVERYTHING. 576 00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:53,471 YOU DON'T COME ON THE SHOW AND SPEW MISINFORMATION. 577 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:56,340 THINK ABOUT IF YOU SPENT YOUR HOUR TELLING LIES TO THE 578 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:57,875 COUNTRY, WHILE, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT? 579 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:03,214 IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU FEAR BEING SUED, IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU FEAR 580 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,549 POLITICAL REPERCUSSIONS, IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME SENSE THAT 581 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,653 BEYOND THE COMEDY AND THE RATINGS YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU 582 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,390 WANT TO DO PUBLIC GOOD. WHY SHOULD IT BE DIFFERENT FOR 583 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:15,426 SOCIAL MEDIA? MAYBE YOU DON'T. 584 00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:20,765 >> Stephen: I'M CHECKING WITH MY PRODUCER, THAT IS WHY WE DO 585 00:38:20,831 --> 00:38:21,732 IT. ( APPLAUSE ) 586 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:27,038 ( LAUGHTER ) YOU WRITE "THE DIRTY SECRET IN 587 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:31,709 SILICON VALLEY IS CONGRESS WILL HOLD A HEARING BUT NOTHING 588 00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:35,379 CHANGES." YOU WANT TO CREATE AN INTERNET 589 00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:37,348 BILL OF RIGHTS. WHAT ARE THE TOP THREE THINGS 590 00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:39,450 THAT HAVE TO BE IN THE BILL TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 591 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:42,153 >> THE BIGGEST THING IS BEFORE SOMEONE CAN COLLECT YOUR DATA, 592 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:45,122 YOU NEED TO SAY, YES, YOU CAN TAKE THE DATA. 593 00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:50,161 >> Stephen: SO THE DEFAULT IS PRIVACY AND WE HAVE TO OPT IN. 594 00:38:50,227 --> 00:38:52,697 >> EXACTLY BECAUSE RIGHT NOW THE DEFAULT IS THEY GET YOUR DATA 595 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:55,900 AND YOU HAVE TO CLICK EVERYTHING TO FIGURE OUT HOW NOT TO GIVE 596 00:38:55,966 --> 00:38:58,502 THEM YOUR DATA. NO ONE DOES THAT. 597 00:38:58,569 --> 00:39:01,138 AND THE USER SERVICE AGREEMENTS, HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ 598 00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:04,875 THE USER SERVICE AGREEMENT? >> Stephen: I READ THE PART 599 00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:07,078 THAT SAYS I AGREE. >> EXACTLY. 600 00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:09,513 >> Stephen: YEAH. AND THEY MANIPULATE IT. 601 00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:12,817 THEY HAVE DARK PATTERNS. THEY PUT THE BOX BIGGER WITH THE 602 00:39:12,883 --> 00:39:16,353 RIGHT COLOR SO YOU CLICK ON IT. IT'S A VERY SOPHISTICATED THING, 603 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:20,191 BUT THE VERY BASIC IS NO DATA SHOULD GO WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT. 604 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:23,594 THE SECOND PART IS YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOUR 605 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:25,629 DATA. AND RIGHT NOW, THERE'S NO WAY OF 606 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,200 KNOWING. IF WE HAD KNOWN CAMBRIDGE 607 00:39:29,266 --> 00:39:31,602 ANALYTICA PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED BECAUSE NONPROFITS 608 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:34,305 WOULD HAVE KNOWN ABOUT IT, ASKED ABOUT IT AND NOT ALLOWED DONALD 609 00:39:34,371 --> 00:39:36,841 TRUMP OR OTHER CANDIDATES TO USE DATA. 610 00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:46,784 BUT IT'S OFFENSIVE THAT PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T SUPPORT A CANDIDATE', 611 00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:49,220 YOUR INFORMATION IS USED AGAINST YOUR WILL TO SUPPORT A CANDIDATE 612 00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:52,056 YOU DON'T SUPPORT. >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH 613 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:54,525 FOR BEING HERE. THE BOOK IS "DIGNITY IN A 614 00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:56,160 DIGITAL AGE." IT'S AVAILABLE STARTING 615 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,928 TOMORROW. CONGRESSMAN RO KHANNA, 616 00:39:57,995 --> 00:39:59,764 EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 617 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:21,418 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR THE LAT E SHOW EVERYBODY. 618 00:40:21,485 --> 00:40:24,922 TUNE IN TOMORROW, MY GUESTS WILL BE FAITH HILL AND 619 00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:28,959 CLARISSA WARD FROM UKRAINE. JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 620 00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:30,027 GOODNIGHT Y'ALL.