>> IN EL SALVADOR, THE COUNTRY
IS PLANNING TO BUILD WHAT THEY'RE CALLING A BITCOIN CITY.
THE PLAN WAS ANNOUNCED BY THE PRESIDENT, WHO SAYS THE BITCOIN
CITY WILL BE RIGHT BY THE OCEAN AT THE BASE OF A VOLCANO THAT
WILL BE USED FOR ENERGY AS POWER.
>> DO YOU TALK ABOUT CRYPTOCURRENCY EVERY HOUR OF
EVERY DAY?
ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT EXPLAINING THE BLOCKCHAIN TO
PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT?
THEN YOU WILL LOVE BITCOIN CITY!
A NEW CRYPTO PARADISE, AND DEFINITELY NOT A GLOBAL
CONSPIRACY TO GATHER ALL OF THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE AT
THE BASE OF AN ACTIVE VOLCANO!
YOU WILL LIVE IN BITCOIN BUILDINGS!
YOU WILL DRIVE BITCOIN CARS!
AND YOU WON'T BE COVERED IN A FIERY BLANKET OF MOLTEN LAVA!
DON'T WORRY!
SO IGNORE THE HATERS WHO SAY CRYPTOCURRENCY IS A FAD, OR
LIVING AT THE BASE OF A VOLCANO IS STUPID!
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TRUST?
A VULCANOLOGIST OR A PRESIDENT WHO'S COOL ENOUGH TO WEAR A
BACKWARDS HAT?
AND THE FINANCIAL CHARTS HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PROMISING!
OOPS!
THAT'S A SEISMOGRAPH.
THE CHARTS HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PROMISING!
THE CRYPTO MARKET IS ABOUT TO ERUPT, AND WE WANT YOU TO BE IN
BITCOIN CITY WHEN IT EXPLODES!
AND COMING SOON TO NORWAY, DOGECOIN MOUNTAIN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE
SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!
TONIGHT, HIT ME WITH YOUR BOOTS ON.
TONIGHT, STEPHEN WELCOMES ANDREW GARFIELD AND CHEF JOSEÉ ANDREÉS,
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN."
AND NOW LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, STEPHEN COLBERT!
HEY!
I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU!
NICE TO MEET YOU!
HELLO, JON.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HEY!
PLEASE!
EVERYBODY!
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.
( PIANO RIFF ) SO NICE.
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.
AND IT IS THE MONDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING.
>> Jon: YEAH.
>> Stephen: MEANING YOU'VE ONLY GOT THREE
MORE DAYS TO COME UP WITH WHAT YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR.
IF YOU'RE REALLY STUCK, JUST SAY KEANU REEVES.
EVERYBODY LIKES HIM.
PERSONALLY, I'M GRATEFUL THAT ON FRIDAY, HISTORY WAS MADE.
BECAUSE JOE BIDEN TEMPORARILY TRANSFERRED POWER TO VICE
PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS WHILE UNDERGOING A ROUTINE
COLONOSCOPY, MAKING HARRIS THE FIRST WOMAN TO ASSUME
PRESIDENTIAL POWER.
YES, 100 YEARS AFTER WOMEN GOT THE RIGHT TO VOTE, WE FINALLY
GOT THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT, ...ON A TECHNICALITY.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND I DID NOT KNOW THIS, ON-- TURNS OUT, THIS WHOLE TIME THE
GLASS CEILING WAS IN JOE BIDEN'S BUTT.
>> Jon: OH!
>> Stephen: DID NOT KNOW.
HAD NO IDEA.
( LAUGHTER ) HARRIS HAD PRESIDENTIAL POWERS
FOR 85 MINUTES.
NOT VERY LONG.
BUT THE JOB IS SO STRESSFUL.
HERE'S WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE BEFORE, AND AFTER.
( LAUGHTER ) THERE YOU GO.
THIS TEMPORARY HANDOVER IS NOT UNPRECEDENTED, BUT IT'S A
DEPARTURE FROM HOW THE SAME SITUATION WAS HANDLED BY FORMER
PRESIDENT, SULK HOGAN.
( LAUGHTER ) BACK IN 2019, HE UNDERWENT A
COLONOSCOPY BUT HE DID NOT WANT TO HAND POWER TO THEN-VICE
PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE, SO HE REFUSED TO GO UNDER ANESTHESIA.
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO HIS MOTTO: MA ...GAAAH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
THERE YOU GO.
BIDEN'S COLONOSCOPY WAS PART OF HIS ANNUAL PHYSICAL, WHERE HIS
DOCTORS FOUND THAT HE'S HEALTHY AND REMAINS FIT TO SUCCESSFULLY
EXECUTE THE DUTIES OF THE PRESIDENCY.
THAT'S GREAT.
I'M GLAD HE'S HEALTHY.
OF COURSE.
BUT I WAS SORT OF HOPING THEY'D FIND THAT HE HAS THAT BENJAMIN
BUTTON DISEASE, AND HE'S ACTUALLY GETTING YOUNGER EVERY
DAY.
IT WASN'T JUST A PHYSICAL EXAM.
BIDEN'S DOCTORS ALSO CHECKED THE OLD NOODLE SHOP, AND CONFIRMED
THAT HE'S STILL GOT ALL OF HIS RAMEN, SHOWING NO FINDINGS
CONSISTENT WITH ANY CEREBELLAR OR OTHER CENTRAL NEUROLOGICAL
DISORDER.
(AS BIDEN) I CAN PASS ANY BRAIN TEST YOU
THROW AT ME.
YOU WANT ME TO REMEMBER THE FIVE WORDS YOU TOLD ME?
EASY-PEASY.
HERE WE GO: PERSON, WOMAN, JACK, MALARKEY, C'MON BUT THE MAN IS
79, AND IT SHOWS.
I'M SERIOUS.
I LOVE WORDS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: GIT IT, JOE!
I LOVE WORDS.
THE ONLY THING I GOT MORE IN MY MOUTH IS TEETH.
BUT THE MAN IS 79, AND IT SHOWS BECAUSE BIDEN'S PHYSICAL DID
FIND THAT HE IS SUFFERING FROM A PERCEPTIBLY STIFFER AND LESS
FLUID GAIT.
OR AS FOX NEWS CALLS IT: GAIT-GATE.
( LAUGHTER ) THE PRESIDENT IS ALSO APPARENTLY
EXPERIENCING A MORE FREQUENT NEED TO CLEAR HIS THROAT OR
COUGH.
BUT LOOK, AS YOU GET OLDER, YOU MAKE MORE WEIRD NOISES.
HAPPENS TO ME.
IT'S WHY MY AUDIO GUY HAS TO MUTE ME EVERY TIME I SIT DOWN OR
STAND UP.
( LAUGHTER ) JUST LISTEN TO MY ISOLATED MIC
FROM LAST WEEK: STEPHEN COLBERT: PLEASE WELCOME
BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, ADAM DRIVER.
(OLD MAN SOUNDS) HAAAAAH, AHHH, OHHHHGGGG!
WITH THE KNEES...
( LAUGHTER ) THAT JOKE'S BASED ON A TRUE
STORY.
( LAUGHTER ) AFTER HIS PHYSICAL, BIDEN HEADED
TO THE ANNUAL TURKEY PARDONING CEREMONY.
TO PROMOTE THE EVENT, THE WHITE HOUSE RELEASED THIS VIDEO OF THE
CONDEMNED: ♪♪
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE, BUT WHY DID THEY PUT '70s PORN
MUSIC OVER THAT?
♪ MAKING GRAVY -- ).
I GUESS THE VIDEO'S NSFW.
AT THE CEREMONY ITSELF, BIDEN ENJOYED THEIR NAMES:
>> TWO NAMES I COULDN'T AGREE ON MORE.
WHO BETTER HELP CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY IN WHICH WE BREAK THE
BREAD FOR TWO TURKEYS NAMED PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
>> STEPHEN: HMM, WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY THAN
WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?
EXCEPT MAYBE ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THANKSGIVING?
DRUMSTICK AND CRANBERRY?
MASHED POTATOES AND STUFFING?
AUNT RITA AND CASUAL RACISM?
( APPLAUSE ) ALSO ON FRIDAY, THE F.D.A. AND
C.D.C. MADE IT OFFICIAL AND ANNOUNCED THAT ALL AMERICAN
ADULTS ARE NOW ELIGIBLE FOR CORONAVIRUS VACCINE BOOSTERS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YES, EVERYONE!
COME ON!
TACK TACK!
>> Jon: GET THE THIRD STICK.
>> Stephen: EVERYONE'S GETTING THEIR
THIRD SHOT AND COUNTING.
BY THE END OF THIS PANDEMIC WE'RE ALL GONNA LOOK LIKE
THIS.
THE PICTURE OF HEALTH.
THE MOVE WAS MADE IN PART BECAUSE RATES OF PEOPLE GETTING
BOOSTED WERE SLOWED BY MONTHS OF CONFUSION OVER
COMPLICATED GUIDELINES.
I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK THEY WERE THAT COMPLICATED.
BOOSTERS WERE AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 65
THOSE WITH UNDERLYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS, AND THOSE AT HIGH
RISK OF EXPOSURE AS LONG AS THEY GOT IT IN THE RIGHT ARM FROM THE
HOURS OF MIDNIGHT TO 6AM, TUESDAYS AND THURSDAY, ONLY AT
PARTICIPATING WENDY'S WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
VOID WHERE PROHIBITED NOW THAT THE BOOSTER HAS FINALLY
BEEN OKAYED, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET ONE.
CNN'S DR JONATHAN REINER EXPLAINS:
>> I THINK YOU NEED TO ASSESS YOUR OWN VULNERABILITY.
YOU -- IF YOU ARE NOT BOOSTED, YOU ARE NOT FULLY VACCINATED.
>> STEPHEN: WHAT?
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL US EARLIER.
IT'S LIKE FINDING A LABEL ON A BULLET-PROOF VEST:
WON'T STOP BULLETS.
BUY TWO MORE ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: IT'S NOT RIGHT!
>> Stephen: IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
>> Jon: IT SHOULD WORK.
>> Stephen: NOBODY TOLD US!
THEN, DR REINER WARNED HOLIDAY TRAVELERS TO LEAVE THEIR MASKS
ON AT ALL TIMES: >> AND IF YOU'RE NOT FULLY
VACCINATED, YOU NEED A REALLY GOOD MASK.
WHEN YOU'RE ON AN AIRPLANE, I WOULD SKIP THE SMALL GLASS OF
SODA.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
I'LL SKIP THE SMALL GLASS OF SODA AND GO RIGHT TO THE LITTLE
BOTTLE OF BOURBON.
( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, THE BIG NEWS ON
FRIDAY WAS THAT, AFTER BEING ACCUSED OF CROSSING STATE LINES,
KILLING TWO PEOPLE, AND WOUNDING ANOTHER LAST YEAR DURING A BLACK
LIVES MATTER PROTEST KYLE RITTENHOUSE WAS ACQUITTED
ON ALL COUNTS.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) OKAY, CARDS ON THE TABLE, I'M
NOT A LEGAL EXPERT, SO I CAN'T TELL YOU WHETHER OR NOT KYLE
RITTENHOUSE BROKE THE LAW, BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS: IF HE DIDN'T
BREAK THE LAW WE SHOULD CHANGE THE LAWS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT SEEMS TIMBER.
THAT SEEMS SIMPLE.
IF EMILY POST SAID IT WAS PERFECTLY PROPER TO GO TO
THANKSGIVING, DROP TROU AND LEAVE YOUR ASS PRINT IN THE
PUMPKIN PIE, I'D BE LIKE, OKAY, NOT ILLEGAL, BUT THE SYSTEM IS
BROKEN.
SO, RITTENHOUSE WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY, BUT ONLY A COMPLETE
MORON WOULD CELEBRATE THIS TRAGEDY BY MAKING THIS GUY A
HERO.
ENTER...
FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN AND MAN DEMANDING TO KNOW WHY HE'S BEING
KICKED OUT OF THE SWEET SIXTEEN PARTY, MATT GAETZ.
AFTER THE VERDICT, GAETZ TWEETED NOT GUILTY!
OF COURSE, GAETZ HAS A VESTED INTEREST IN JURIES FINDING
PEOPLE NOT GUILTY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT INVOLVES A 17-YEAR-OLD
CROSSING STATE LINES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRUE STORY.
IN OTHER NEWS, BABIES.
THEY'RE LIKE PEOPLE, BUT HAPPY.
( LAUGHTER ) THE U.S. BIRTHRATE HAS NOW
DECLINED FOR THE SIXTH STRAIGHT YEAR, WHICH MEANS WE MAY NOT
HAVE ENOUGH POPULATION GROWTH TO KEEP THE FUTURE ECONOMY AFLOAT.
SPECIFICALLY, THE DAYTIME TALK SHOW ECONOMY.
(AS TALK SHOW HOST) YOU ARRRRE, NOT THE FATHER
...BECAUSE YOU OPTED TO USE YOUR THIRTIES TO PURSUE A SECOND
MASTERS.
HEY, GOOD FOR YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
THE ANTI-BABY TREND LOOKS TO CONTINUE, BECAUSE A RECORD
NUMBER OF ADULTS WHO DON'T HAVE CHILDREN SAY THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO HAVE THEM, ACCORDING TO A SURVEY, WHICH ASKED:
THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE, HOW LIKELY IS IT THAT YOU WILL HAVE
CHILDREN SOMEDAY?
THAT SURVEY, CONDUCTED BY "THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF
MOTHERS-INLAW."
( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A FOLLOW-UP ON THEIR
LANDMARK STUDY: WHO'S GOING TO DRIVE ME TO THE
AIRPORT?
( LAUGHTER ) ♪ MOTHER-IN-LAW ♪
WHEN ASKED WHY THEY'RE UNLIKELY TO HAVE KIDS, 56% SAID IT'S
BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T WANT THEM.
FOR SOME REASON, THESE PEOPLE PREFER SLEEPING, DRINKING, SEX,
EXTRA INCOME, NICE FURNITURE, WEEKEND PLANS, AND HAVING MORE
THAN 30 SECONDS TO POOP.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ MOTHER-IN-LAW ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT IS ALL THE PARENTS CLAPPING BECAUSE THEY
KNOW THAT JOKE IS TRUE.
UNSURPRISINGLY, A LOT OF FOLKS ALSO FELT IT WOULD BE TOO
DIFFICULT TO RAISE KIDS BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC OR FINANCIAL REASONS
AND THE SPIRALING COSTS OF CHILD CARE, HEALTH CARE AND EDUCATION.
AND MOST COMPELLING OF ALL, HOW HARD IT IS TO GET THEIR LITTLE
SHOES ON.
(AS DAD) WE'RE ALREADY LATE WHY ARE THERE
SUDDENLY NO BONES IN YOUR BODY?
FORGET IT!
I'LL PUT THEM ON IN THE CAR AND I'LL DRIVE WITH MY FEET!
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE ANDREW
GARFIELD AND CHEF JOSEÉ ANDREÉS.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, JUST WHAT IS AN N.F.T.?
WATCH MY SEGMENT ABOUT IT AND I PROMISE, YOU MAY STILL NOT KNOW.
>> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN," EVERYBODY!
GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
JON, TONIGHT WE'VE GOT TWO OF MY FAVORITE GUESTS.
WE HAVE THE LOVELY AND TALENTED ANDREW GARFIELD IS GOING TO BE
HERE TONIGHT.
REALLY LOVELY.
AND THIS GUY JUST MAKES ME FEEL GOOD, HE'S FUNNY, TALENTED, VERY
GOOD MAN, JOSEÉ ANDREÉS FROM WOR CENTRAL KITCHEN.
>> Jon: HE GIVES BACK.
INCREDIBLE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE COOKING?
YOU DON'T KNOW.
ARE YOU GOING TO COOK ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY?
YEAH, WE WILL.
>> Jon: OH, YEAH!
EVERYBODY GETS SOME.
>> Stephen: IS THAT TRUE?
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
ALL RIGHT.
( LAUGHTER ) ANYWAY, IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD.
FOLKS, AS YOU KNOW, I LOVE TO STAY ON TOP OF ALL THE NEW
HOTTEST INTERNET TRENDS.
I WAS CLIMBING INTO RANDOM STRANGERS' CARS BEFORE UBER WAS
EVEN A THING.
FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW, ONE OF THE HOT FINANCIAL TRENDS ON THE
INTERNET IS N.F.T.S, OR NON-FUNGIBLE TOKENS.
CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THEY ARE?
THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO DEFINE THEM DOES A
TERRIBLE JOB.
FOR INSTANCE, ACCORDING TO ONE PLACE ON THE INTERNET, AN N.F.T.
IS A DIGITAL GOOD THAT LIVES ON THE ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN.
'CUZ NOTHING CLEARS THINGS U FASTER LIKE MENTIONING T THE
ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN.
I THINK YOU GET THERE THROUGH THE NARNIA BLOODGATE.
SO, HERE'S MY EXPLANATION: YOU KNOW HOW IN THE REAL WORLD
YOU LIKE A WORK OF ART, YOU CAN BUY IT AND IT'S YOURS?
AN N.F.T. IS THE WAY TO DO WITH SOMETHING DIGITAL.
YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE ONLINE BUT RATHER THAN BUY IT
PHYSICALLY, YOU GO TO AN ONLINE MARKETPLACE AND BUY THE DIGITAL
ORIGINAL FROM THE OWNER, STAMPED WITH A UNIQUE DIGITAL CODE AND
THE OBJECT OR TOKEN IS STORED ON SOMETHING CALLED A BLOCKCHAIN, A
SECURE, PERMANENT, DECENTRALIZED LEDGER THAT KEEPS TRACK OF WHO
OWNS WHAT AND WHERE TRANSACTIONS CAN BE ADDED BUT DATA CAN NEVER
BE ERASED.
ANYTHING WITH A DIGITAL FOOTPRINT CAN TECHNICALLY BE
SOLD AS AN N.F.T.
WHEW!
IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE JOHN OLIVER?
BLIMEY.
NOW I GET WHY HE ONLY DOES ONE SHOW A WEEK.
NOW, THERE'S REAL MONEY BEING SPENT ON THIS FAKE STUFF.
SOME NOTABLE N.F.T. SALES INCLUDE GUCCI GHOST, WHICH SOLD
FOR A COOL $3,600.
THE FAMOUS DISASTER GIRL PHOTO FOR $500,000, AND EARLY INTERNET
MEME NYAN CAT, ALMOST $600,000.
NYAN CAT IS, OF COURSE, A MEME OF A CAT WITH A POP-TART BODY,
PRANCING THROUGH SPACE, WITH RAINBOWS FLYING OUT ITS BUTT.
WHICH MAKES SLIGHTLY MORE SENSE TO ME THAN THE CONCEPT OF
N.F.T.'S.
MAYBE THE STRANGEST EXAMPLE OF AN N.F.T. IS RAPPER AZEALIA
BANKS RELEASING AN N.F.T. SEX TAPE.
OK, I THOUGHT THESE THINGS WERE NON FUNGIBLE.
A SEX S TWO PEOPLE FUNG-ING EACH OTHER.
TO BE CLEAR, AZEALIA'S N.F.T. IS STRICTLY AN AUDIO SEX-TAPE,
NAMED "I (BLEEP)ED RYDER RIPPS," HEY, SPOILER ALERT YOU CAN'T
GIVE AWAY ALL THE DETAILS IN THE TITLE.
ORSON WELLES DIDN'T NAME HIS CLASSIC MOVIE
ROSEBUD IS THE SLED.
AND I (BLEEP)ED IT.
SO, I'M STILL NOT QUITE SOLD ON N.F.T.S.
BUT, IF YOU LIKED MY EXPLANATION OF WHAT N.F.T.s WERE THAT WE
SHOWED A WHILE AGO, I HAVE GREAT NEWS.
I HAVE WRITTEN THAT EXPLANATION ALL OUT ON THE DELIVERY BAG THAT
MY LUNCH CAME IN TODAY.
AND I'M SELLING MY HANDWRITTEN EXPLANATION OF N.F.T.'S AS THE
WORLD'S FIRST A.F.T., OR, "ACTUAL (BLEEP)ING THING."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SALMON?
SALMON, MMM.
YOU CAN BID ON IT AT WWW.COLBERTLATESHOW.COM/EBAY
PROCEEDS WILL GO TO DONORS CHOOSE.
YOU'LL HELP FUND CLASSROOMS WHERE KIDS CAN LEARN IMPORTANT
STUFF -- ( APPLAUSE )
THEY CAN LEARN IMPORTANT STUFF LIKE THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN THINGS THAT EXIST AND THINGS THAT DON'T.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDREW GARFIELD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A TONY WINNING
ACTOR FROM STAGE AND SCREEN, PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," ANDREW GARFIELD!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> SO NAYS TO SEE YOU, ALWAYS.
I KNOW IT HASN'T BEEN LONG, BUT I'M SO GLAD TO BE BACK, ALONG
WITH YOU, JON, AND EVERYONE HERE.
IT'S LOVELY.
>> Stephen: I LIKE THE SUIT, SORT OF A RUST VELVET.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
>> Stephen: IS IT REALLY?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: MAY I?
YES.
>> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.
YOU'RE STROKING YOUR OWN FINGER.
>> Stephen: WAS I?
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS A JOKE, MAN, WE'RE DOING
COMEDY.
IT'S A FABRIC JOKE.
>> VERY GOOD.
JUST IN CASE THE CAMERA DIDN'T GET IT, I BAND TO MAKE PEOPLE
YOU YOU WERE RUBBING YOUR OWN SKIN.
>> Stephen: OVER THE YEARS -- THAT'S AN UNCLE JOKE.
>> I NEVER EXPERIENCED FAB BRICK BEFORE, THAT'S MY FIRST TIME.
>> Stephen: LEARNED SOMETHING EVERY DAY.
>> JUST GRATEFUL.
>> Stephen: OVER THE YEARS, MY FRIEND.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE ACTED WITH SO MANY GREATS.
MERYL STREEP, SALLY FIELD.
YOUR LIAM NEESONS, YOUR TOM CRUISES, BUT I UNDERSTAND YOUR
FIRST CO-STAR WAS YOUR BROTHER.
>> BENJAMIN GARFIELD WHO IS HERE RIGHT NOW IN THE AUDIENCE.
>> Stephen: BENJAMIN.
BENJAMIN.
WHERE IS HE?
>> BENJAMIN!
>> Stephen: WHERE ARE YOU, BENJAMIN?
YES!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DID WE GET A SHOT OF BENJAMIN
NOW?
WHAT IS THE AGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BROTHER?
>> HE IS THREE YEARS OLDER THAN ME.
( LAUGHTER ) WHY ARE WE LEAVING SO MANY
PAUSES AROUND THE HOUSE?
>> Stephen: NO PAUSES.
YOU LOOK -- GREAT.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M JUST SAYING -- I'M JUST
SAYING, THREE ROUGH YEARS, IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
( LAUGHTER ) THREE!
LET'S LOOK AT THIS MOP!
AND YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
I WOULD NOT HAVE PICKED YOU OUT TO HAVE THE CROWD!
THIS SEEMS LIKE A DOMINANT GENETIC FACTOR IN THE FAMILY!
>> THAT'S MY DAD.
>> Stephen: THAT'S FATHER RIGHT THERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> WAIT, WAIT, I HAVE TO QUALIFY
THIS.
I HAVE TO QUALIFY THIS.
I GOT MY MOTHER'S GENES.
MY BROTHER GOT MY FATHER'S.
>> Stephen: YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT PART.
>> MY BROTHER IS A DOCTOR, AND I'M MERELY AN ACTOR, SO THERE'S
A GOOD REASON FOR HIM TO HAVE LOST ALL HIS HAIR.
HE'S A PULMONARY DOCTOR, A LUNG DOCTOR.
SO FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, THIS MOTHER HUBBARD HAS BEEN SAVING
PEOPLE'S LIVES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I LOVE YOU!
HE'S THE KIND OF GUY THAT WILL STAY THREE HOURS LATE MUCH TO
HIS OWN DETRIMENT.
HE'S THE GUY THAT YOU WANT MAKING SURE THAT YOUR LUNGS ARE
OPERABLE AND YOU'RE BREATHING.
SO I LOVE YOU.
THIS WASN'T PLANNED, BY THE WAY.
WE DIDN'T JUST TRICK YOU HERE TO CALL OUT YOUR BALDNESS AND YOUR
DOCTOR-Y-NESS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S JUST GRAVY.
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE?
>> A BOXING MOVIE.
MY FATHER WAS AN ASPIRING VHS, CAM CORDING FILM-MAKER.
>> Stephen: OH.
AND HE ROPED US INTO BEATING THE ( BLEEP ) OUT OF EACH OTHE
BASICALLY.
>> Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU?
THREE AND MY BROTHER WAS SIX.
>> Stephen: HE HAD A SIX-YEAR-OLD BEAT UP A TODDLER?
>> THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
I GOT THE MIC, DAD, YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE.
HE'S LIKE THIS -- NO, NO, NO, NO.
I REMEMBER.
>> Stephen: DID IT SELL WELL?
WE GOT AN AUDIENCE OF ONE, WHO WAS MY MOTHER WHO LOVED IT,
BUT, ALSO, MY DAD IS A BRILLIANT, CREATIVE PERSON.
THERE WAS NO CUTS, OBVIOUSLY.
ALL LIVE.
HE WOULD MAKE UP HIS OWN COMMERCIALS FOR, LIKE, MOPS AND
LAUNDRY COMPANIES.
HE WAS, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN -- MY FATHER WAS FROM
HERE WHEN WE WERE IN THE U.K.
MY BROTHER'S MONIKER AS A SIX-YEAR-OLD BOXER WAS THE BIG
BABY KING.
>> Stephen: AND YOU WERE.
I WAS JUST THE THREE-YEAR-OLD WHO GOT THE ( BLEEP ) KICKED O
OF HIM.
( LAUGHTER ) NO, NO, THERE WAS NO BLOOD
SEXUALLY HARASSED.
AND HE HAD A SONG AND IT WENT SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF --
THIS MAKES NO SENSE, AN INSIDE JOKE -- BIG BABY KING, OLD FAT
AND WING, INSIDE THE BOXING RING, NOT THE WRESTLING RING.
IS THAT CORRECT?
I NAILED IT ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: SOUNDS LIKE TIME FOR A REMATCH.
COULD YOU TAKE HIM NOW STILL?
>> I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S SO MEAN LOOKING.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT DON'T GO
ANYWHERE.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ANDREW GARFIELD, EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK WITH THE STAR OF THE NEW MOVIE "TICK TICK BOOM,"
ANDREW GARFIELD.
THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WERE
CAST IN THE NEW FILM TICK TICK BOOM DIRECTED BY LIN-MANUEL
MIRANDA, AND YOU HAVE TO SING, BUT YOU'RE NOT A SINGER, AND YOU
WERE UNPREPARED AND A FRIEND TOD LIN, HOE, HE HAS THE VOICE
OF AN ANGEL, AND THEY CAST YOU AND THEY SAID YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
WHAT WAS IT FINALLY LIKE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SING THE SONGS?
WAS IT IN FRONT OF LIN OR A READ THRU?
>> LIN IS AMAZING BECAUSE HE'S THE KIND OF PERSON WHO CAN SEE
YOU BETTER THAN YOURSELF.
SO HE'D SEEN TO ME IN "ANGELS IN AMERICA" AND SAID I THINK YOU
CAN SING.
AND I SAID, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE WRONG.
HE SAID, TRUST ME, WHOEVER GAVE YOU AN IDEA YOU COULDN'T DO
THINGS, I NEED TO HAVE A STERN WORD FOR HIM.
HE WAS A CARING, STERN MENTOR.
AND HE GAVE ME TIME WITH LIZ, WHO WAS AN AMAZING SINGING COACH
AND SHE GAVE ME THE CONFIDENCE TO START DOING IT.
I WAS A MONTH OR SO INTO MY PREPARATION AND I WAS SINGING
WITH ANOTHER PERSON, KURT CROWLEY AT THE PIANO, WORKING ON
THE FIRST NUMBER IN THE FILM IN PRIVATE, BECAUSE I WAS, LIKE, NO
ONE COME IN BECAUSE THIS IS ME NAKED IN HERE VOCALLY.
NOT LITERALLY, I WASN'T SINGING NAKED.
BUT -- YOU HAVE BEEN.
BUT IT WOULD HAVE MAYBE HELPED.
>> Stephen: IT'S THEATER.
IT'S THE THEATER COMMUNITY, BABY, YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT.
AND LIN HAD SNUCK IN, IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM.
THE BASTARD.
AND THE FIRST THING I KNEW WAS THAT HE WAS THERE WAS HIS SHOE
FLEW ACROSS MY FACE WHILE IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST
PHRASE OF THIS SONG, AND I LOOKED AROUND AND IT WAS HIM
LOOKING AT MY ANGRILY, HAPPILY, AND SAID, ANDREW GARFIELD, YOU
CAN SING!
I DON'T HAVE TO RECAST YOU!
( LAUGHTER ) AND HE WAS SO RELIEVED, AND IT
WAS THE SHOE OF BLISS, AND THAT WAS THAT, WE WERE KIND OF OFF TO
THE RACES FROM THERE.
>> Stephen: THESE SONGS ARE NOT EASY THAT YOU DO IN THIS.
YOU HAVE ONE SONG WE HAVE TO QUICKLYISHING -- THE NAME'S 14
ROOMMATES THE CHARACTER HAD?
>> YES.
HE WAS IN AN ARTIST'S APARTMENT AND HE HAD A CAROUSEL OF
ROOMMATES THAT WOULD COME THROUGH AND IT WAS JUST LIKE 14
PEOPLE IN JUST FOUR YEARS, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WHEN
YOU'RE A KID TRYING TO MAKE IT IN THE BIG CITY.
SO, YEAH, HE LISTS THE NAME OF AS MANY ROOMMATES AS HE CAN
REMEMBER IN THE MOMENT.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU STILL DO IT?
>> OH, COME ON.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I MEAN, THAT'S A
NO, I GUESS.
( CHEERING ) >> Stephen: I'M JUST SAYING,
I'M JUST SAYING I BET YOUR BROTHER COULD DO IT.
>> OOOH-AAAA!
THAT'S THE BIG BABY KING WOULD NAIL THIS, I KNOW, AND DAD'S
WATCHING.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU NEED TO DO?
>> BREATHE AND I NEED EVERYONE TO DO THIS AND FOLLOW MY LEAD.
JONATHAN CAROLYN AND CARRY, DAVIDSON, TIM WAS GUEST FROM
JUNE TO JANUARY.
ELSA THE BILL CORRECT ER'S TREATMENT WHO STILL IS ON THE
LAND.
DEPARTMENT FORGET THE NEIGHBORS, MICHELLE AND GAY, MORE LIKE THE
FAMILY THAN THE FAMILY.
THIS IS THE LIFE, BOBO BOBO BOBO BO -- BOHEMIA!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
>> Stephen: LARSON HIMSELF, YOU KNOW, WHILE HIS MUICALS ARE
BELOVED, DIDN'T LIVE, UNFORTUNATELY, TO SEE THE
SUCCESS, AND I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, HIS -- THE FILM WAS
DEDICATED TO HIS MEMORY.
I KNOW THAT YOU YOURSELF HAVE SUFFERED GREAT GRIEF JUST
RECENTLY WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR MOTHER AND I'M SORRY FOR YOUR
FAMILY'S LOSS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: AND I'M WONDERING HOW DOING THIS SHOW OR ANY SHOW,
HOW ART ITSELF HELPS YOU DEAL WITH GRIEF.
>> YEAH, MMM -- I LOVE TALKING ABOUT IT, BY THE WAY, SO IF I
CRY, IT'S ONLY LIKE -- IT'S ONLY A BEAUTIFUL THING.
THIS IS ALL THE UNEXPRESSED LOVE, RIGHT, THE GRIEF THAT WILL
REMAIN WITH US, YOU KNOW, UNTIL WE PASS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T -- WE
NEVER GET ENOUGH TIME WITH EACH OTHER, RIGHT?
NO MATTER IF SOMEONE LIVES TILL 60, 15 OR 99.
I HOPE THIS GRIEF STAYS WITH ME BECAUSE IT'S THE UNEXPRESSED
LOVE THAT I NEVER GOT TO TELL HER.
WE ALL TOLD HER EVERY DAY, SHE WAS THE BEST OF US.
SO, FOR ME, YOU KNOW, I WAS ABLE TO STEP INTO THIS IN A WAY WHERE
I COULD HONOR THIS INCREDIBLE LIFE OF JONATHAN LARSON.
HE DIED AT AGE 35 ON THE NIGHT OF THE FIRST PREVIEW OF RENT OFF
BROADWAY IN THE NEW YORK THEATER WORKSHOP, SOME STRANGE TWIST OF
FATE HE WAS TAKEN THAT SOON.
THE FILM IS TO DO WITH THE TICKING CLOCK THAT WE ALL HAVE
THAT WE ALL KNOW SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN THAT LIFE IS SACRED, SHORT,
AND WE BETTER BE HERE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE WITH EACH OTHER HOLDING
ON TO EACH OTHER.
AND FOR ME, I GOT TO SING JONATHAN LARSON'S UNFINISHED
SONG WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SINGING FOR MY MOTHER AND HER
UNFINISHED SONG, AND I'M INDEBTED TO JOHN, AND I'M
INDEBTED TO LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA.
I'M INDEBTED TO EVERYONE WHO'S BROUGHT ME TO THIS PLACE SO I
CAN HONOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON THAT I'VE EVER
EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE THROUGH MY ART AND USE IT AS A WAY TO
HEAL, USE IT AS A WAY TO SEW UP THE WOUNDS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
WE DO.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO EVERY NIGHT, YOU SEW UP OUR WOUNDS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND BOTH JOHN AND MY MOTHER WERE
ARTISTS AND THEY WERE WARRIORS FOR ART, THEY KNEW THE POWER OF
ART AND THE POWER OF LEAVING THE WORLD IN A SLIGHTLY MORE
BEAUTIFUL STATE THAN WHEN THEY FOUND IT.
SO THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME TALK ABOUT HER AND THANK YOU FOR
LETTING ME TALK ABOUT HER WITH MY TWO GUYS UP THERE AS WELL.
SO THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR SHARING.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: "TICK TICK BOOM"
IS AVAILABLE IN THEATERS AND ON NETFLIX.
ANDREW GARFIELD, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHEF JOSEÉ ANDREÉS!
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," AS PROFESSIONAL AS EVER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MY NEXT GUEST IS A CHEF AND
HUMANITARIAN WHOSE CHARITY, WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, HAS
PROVIDED DISASTER RELIEF TO MILLIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
PLEASE WELCOME, BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," CHEF JOSEÉ ANDREÉS
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) CHEF, THANKSGIVING IS COMING UP.
WHAT CELEBRATION WILL YOU HELP US HAVE TONIGHT?
>> THANKSGIVING, WE'RE GOING TO BRING A TRADITION OUTSIDE
TRADITION.
>> Stephen: A TRADITION OUTSIDEOF TRADITION?
>> YEAH, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA.
THAT'S WHERE YOU LET PEOPLE LIKE ME COME IN TO BRING NEW
TRADITIONS TO MIX WITH OLD TRADITIONS, WE THE PEOPLE!
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
>> I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE SOUTH OF SPAIN.
I'M SO GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH.
>> Stephen: NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS MY ENGLISH.
SO WHAT IS IS THIS?
ARE WE ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS?
WHAT IS THIS?
>> THIS HAS BEEN IN THE FIAOR -- >> Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?
I HAVE BEEN IN FIADOR: THIS IS SHERRY.
>> Stephen: IS THAT THE BOTTLE.
>> THAT IS ONE TO HAVE THE TRADITIONAL DRESSES IN THE SOUTH
OF SPAIN.
>> Stephen: I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WHEN THE DRINK I'M
ABOUT TO HAVE IS BETTER DRESSED THAN I AM.
>> YOU'RE OKAY.
THIS IS THE WAY THEY USED TO DO WITH SHERRY AND THEY WILL GO IN
WITH THE NAME.
REMEMBER LAST YEAR YOU TOOK ME TO THE ROOF.
>> Stephen: WE HAD A PICTURE OF US COOKING ON THE ROOF
BECAUSE WE COULDN'T BE INDOORS IN COVID.
>> AND YOU PUT ME UNDER 105 DEGREES AND WE WERE FROM
HIGH ABOVE -- >> Stephen: YOU'RE MAKING A
MESS!
WHAT IS THE BENEFIT OF THIS?
>> THEY CAN A LOOK AT THIS!
THIS IS THE WAY YOU DON'T GET DRUNK!
AND YOU HAVE TO PUT IT INSIDE!
OH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU SEE?
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
HEY, CAN WE SEE?
I GOT A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN YOU DID!
>> I AM FOLLOWING WHAT THE PRODUCERS TELL ME, LET HIM LOOK
BETTER THAN YOU, JOSEÉ.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
COME OVER HERE!
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.
THIS IS NOT A TURKEY.
THIS IS THANKSGIVING.
WHAT IS THIS?
>> THIS IS AN AMERICAN RED SNAPPER.
IF IT'S AN AMERICAN RED SNAPPER, IT'S ALMOST LIKE AN AMERICAN
TURKEY!
COME ON, PEOPLE!
>> Stephen: IT'S CALLED THE SEA TURKEY.
>> THE SEA TURKEY.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> Stephen: YES.
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE ON A DIET LOW ON SALT, WHAT YOU DO IS
INSTEAD OF PUTTING THE SALT IN THE DISH, YOU PUT THE SALT OUT
OF THE DISH.
>> Stephen: THIS IS ALL JUST SEA SALT.
>> YOU GET SALT AND PUT WATER LIKE I'M DOING, YOU MIX IT, THEN
IT GETS WET AND YOU COVER THE FISH WITH THE SALT LIKE THAT.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
JUST PACK IT ON?
>> YOU PACK IT ON COMPLETELY.
>> Stephen: JOSEÉ, WHAT HAS MORE SALT, THE COVER OF THIS
FISH OR THE OCEAN WE TOOK THE FISH OUT OF?
>> THE COVER OF THE FISH -- >> Stephen: THIS DOESN'T MAKE
THE FISH TOO SALTY?
>> THIS IS GOOD FOR DIETS LOW ON SALT BECAUSE THE SALT IS IN THE
OUTSIDE.
>> Stephen: AM I DOING ALL RIGHT.
>> NOW TO MAKE SURE THEY KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU PUT YOUR
FINGERTIPS -- >> Stephen: SO THE COPS CAN
TRACE WHOSE FISH IT IS?
>> THE COPS CAN'T TAKE YOU TO JAIL IF THIS IS TOO DRY.
>> Stephen: THAT IS A SCENE FROM C.S.I.ANDULUTHIA.
>> (PRONOUNCING).
>> Stephen: MY APOLOGIES.
I NEED SOMETHING BECAUSE THIS IS GOING INTO THE OVEN SCHUM
( DRUM ROLL ) AND LIKE 30 MINUTES, 40 MINUTES!
AND -- IT'S COMING OUT OF THE OVEN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHY DOES MINE LOOK
DIFFERENT THAN YOURS?
>> BECAUSE YOURS IS BURNED!
>> Stephen: AND WHAT DO WE DO.
RIGHT NOW IN THIS MOMENT THE SALT IS HARD BECAUSE THE
HUMIDITY HAS LEFT THE SALT AND THE FISH IS COOKED TO PERFECTION
INSIDE.
AND YOU -- >> Stephen: MINE IS NOT --
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
OH, MY GOD!
OH!
>> Jon: OH!
OH!
>> HE HAS SUPER POWERS!
>> Stephen: NOW DO I WASH MY TURKEY?
>> I'M QUICKER THAN YOU.
I ALREADY GOT MY FISH CLEANED.
AND THEN YOU TAKE THE SKIN OUT.
THE FISH IS PERFECTLY COOKED INSIDE.
THIS TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU SEE -- >> Stephen: THAT TASTES LIKE
FISH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> AND THEN THIS IS AMAZING
THING, YOU LIKE FISH?
>> Stephen: YES.
YOU MAKE THE FISH BAKED IN SALT.
YOU LIKE TURKEY?
YOU MAKE THE TURKEY BAKED IN SALT.
THIS IS THE BEAUTY OF AMERICA, YOU BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE BUT
ALWAYS RESPECTING AND LOVING EACH OTHER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK.
JOSEÉ, DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
BACK WITH MORE CHEF JOSEÉ ANDRÉE EVERYBODY!
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK IN THE KITCHEN WITH CHEF JOSEÉ ANDREÉS.
DO WE PUT ANY ON THE FISH?
IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE DRESSED IN ANY WAY.
>> NOW IT'S NAKED SO WE CAN DRESS IT AGAIN.
>> Stephen: THE WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN LAUNCHED THE CLIMATE
DISASTER FUND.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH NEED IN THE NEXT YEARS THAT
WE ANNOUNCE A 1 BILLION CLIMATE FUND TO MAKE SURE THAT WE ARE
ABLE TO BE NEXT TO EVERY AMERICAN PERSON OR ANY PERSON
AROUND THE WORLD THAT IS GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF
CLIMATE CHANGE.
>> Stephen: $1 BILLION.
$1 BILLION.
WE ALREADY HAVE 50 MILLION IN THE BANK.
WE HAVE A GIFT OF 100 MILLION, WE'LL PUT EXTRA MONEY IN IT AND
WE'LL GET MONEY FROM INDIVIDUALS AND CORPORATIONS TO MAKE SURE WE
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN THE BANK TO TAKE CARE OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON
THAT WILL SUFFER FROM CLIMATE CHANGE TO MAKE SURE NO PERSON
AROUND THE WORLD WILL BE HUNGRY AFTER DISASTERS.
YOU HAVE MY WORD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NOW, JOSEÉ, DID
YOU -- IS THIS ENOUGH TO FEED EVERYBODY HERE?
>> OKAY.
I HEARD YOU SAYING THAT THAT WAS GOING TO FEED EVERYBODY BUT I
DIDN'T PREPARE MYSELF.
THIS IS THE ONE THING.
I HAVE RESTAURANTS IN A FEW CITIES.
>> Stephen: I KNOW.
EVERYBODY HERE THEY BRING THE TICKET OF BEING HERE WITH YOU
TODAY AT THE STEPHEN COLBERT SHOW, THEY CAN GO TO ANY OF MY
RESTAURANTS AND BRING THEIR LOVED ONES AND THE ENTIRE MEAL
IS ON YOU AND ME.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
>> Stephen: IT'S A DEAL!
JOSEÉ ANDREÉS!
TO LEARN MORE ABOUT WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN GO TO WCK.ORG.
CHEF JOSEÉ ANDREÉS, EVERYBODY GOODNIGHT THAT'S IT FOR THE LATE
SHOW.
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST WILL BE LADY GAGA.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
GOODNIGHT.