>> POLITICO IS REPORTING THAT
SENATORS JOE MANCHIN AND KYRSTEN SINEMA ARE PARTING WAYS.
THE END OF MANCHEMA.
ACCORDING TO THE REPORT, THE TWO, ONCE UNITED ON SHAVING DOWN
THE COST OF A PARTY-LINE SOCIAL SPENDING BILL THAT STARTED AT
$3.5 TRILLION, ARE NOW GOING THEIR OWN WAY IN THE FINAL
STRETCH OF NEGOTIATIONS.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> WOULD YOU JUST STAY WITH ME?
>> WHAT FOR?
LOOK AT US, WE'RE ALREADY FIGHTING.
>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
WE FIGHT.
YOU TELL ME WHEN I'M BEING AN ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH, AND I
TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS.
>> SO WHAT?
>> SO, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY.
IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY HARD.
AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK AT THIS EVERY DAY, BUT I WANT TO
DO THAT, BECAUSE I WANT YOU.
BUT DON'T YOU TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT.
>> WHAT EASY WAY?
THERE IS NO EASY WAY.
NO MATTER WHAT I DO, SOMEBODY GETS HURT.
>> WOULD YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE WANTS.
STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT I WANT, WHAT HE WANTS, WHAT YOUR PARENTS
WANT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
♪ ♪ ♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> ATTENTION!
>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
TONIGHT: THE YOUNGKIN AND THE RESTLESS.
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: ANDY COHEN
AND MUSICAL GUEST THUNDERCAT FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY
HUMAN.
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: OH, MY FRIEND.
I'M SO HAPPY YOU SHOWED UP!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN.
GOOD TO SEE YOU!
UP THERE...
>> Audience: STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELCOME.
WELCOME, ONE AND ALL-- THANK YOU, MY DEAR FRIENDS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, CHRIS.
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, ONE AND ALL TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
YESTERDAY-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I DON'T KNOW-- DON'T KNOW IF YOU PAID ATTENTION, IT'S NOT BEEN IN
THE NEWS MUCH, BUT THERE WERE SOME ELECTIONS YESTERDAY.
SOME OF YOU MAY BE UPSET BY THE RESULTS, BUT DON'T PANIC.
SAVE THAT FOR CLIMATE CHANGE.
( LAUGHTER ) THESE WERE A HANDFUL OF OFF-YEAR
ELECTIONS AROUND THE COUNTRY, BUT ACCORDING TO CABLE NEWS, THE
MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION WAS IN VIRGINIA, WHERE THE GOVERNOR'S
RACE WAS WON BY REPUBLICAN BUSINESSMAN AND LIVE-ACTION
DOUG, GLENN YOUNGKIN-- NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE NEW HIT CBS
SHOW, "YOUNG GLENNKIN."
( LAUGHTER ) A LOT OF FACTORS GO INTO EVERY
VICTORY IN EVERY ELECTION.
BUT I BELIEVE THE DECIDING FACTOR WAS THAT YOUNGKIN HAD THE
ONE QUALITY THAT VIRGINIA VOTERS WANTED MOST-- NOT BEING TERRY
McAULIFFE.
AND IT PROBABLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT TERRY
DANCES LIKE THIS: ♪ 3 POINT 2 FROM THE DRIVEWAY
OF MY HOUSE ♪ ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) I GOT SWEPT UP.
THANK YOU, JON, THANK YOU.
MEANWHILE, UP IN NEW JERSEY, DEMOCRAT PHIL MURPHY WAS AHEAD
EIGHT POINTS IN THE POLLS GOING INTO ELECTION DAY, BUT FOR MOST
OF THE LAST 24 HOURS, THE RACE HAS BEEN TOO CLOSE TO CALL.
OF COURSE, THAT'S HOW NEW YORKERS HAVE ALWAYS VIEWED NEW
JERSEY: WAY TOO CLOSE.
( LAUGHTER ) SO, IT WAS A DISAPPOINTING NIGHT
FOR DEMOCRATS, BUT DEMOCRATS ARE USED TO BEING DISAPPOINTED.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CHANGING THEIR LOGO FROM THE DONKEY TO
EEYORE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
BUT HERE'S THE THING-- I'M GOING TO SAY THE THING-- HERE'S THE
THING-- AND MAYBE I'M ALONE-- BUT I'M NOT THAT UPSET.
I'VE ALREADY ENDURED THE WORST ELECTION IN AMERICAN HISTORY,
LIVE ON TV, SITTING OVER THERE, DRINKING A COCKTAIL OF BOURBON
AND MY OWN TEARS.
THIS JUST SEEMS LIKE ANOTHER ELECTION.
"OH, NO, TERRY McAULIFFE DIDN'T WIN?
WILL THE REPUBLIC SURVIVE OUR POST-TERRY FUTURE?"
( LAUGHTER ) YOU SEE, BOTH VIRGINIA AND NEW
JERSEY HAVE A HISTORICAL PATTERN OF ELECTING GOVERNORS IN
OFF-YEAR ELECTIONS WHO ARE FROM THE OPPOSITE PARTY OF THE
SITTING PRESIDENT.
IN VIRGINIA, IT'S HAPPENED IN 10 OF THE LAST 11 ELECTIONS.
IT MAKES SENSE, BECAUSE PEOPLE TEND TO VOTE MORE WHEN THEY'RE
UPSET WITH THE PERSON IN POWER.
AND RIGHT NOW, THAT PERSON IS JOE BIDEN.
VOTING IS LIKE DEMOCRACY'S YELP REVIEW: YOU NEVER LEAVE A
COMMENT WHEN THE SOUP WAS TASTY, BUT IF YOU BRING ME STILL WATER
WHEN I ASKED FOR SPARKLING, I WILL BURN YOUR BISTRO TO THE
GROUND!
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
THEN AGAIN, ONE STAR-- WISH I COULD GIVE IT ZERO.
HOW HARD IS IT?
SPARKLING!
IT'S A PARTY.
>> Jon: CAN'T HOLD A GRUDGE FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF?
>> Stephen: APPARENTLY, INDEPENDENT AND SUBURBAN VOTERS
MOVED REPUBLICANS.
IN VIRGINIA, EDUCATION WAS THE TOP ISSUE IN PART BECAUSE MANY
PARENTS ARE STILL FRUSTRATED BY THE WAY PUBLIC SCHOOLS HAVE
HANDLED THE KOFERS PANDEMIC, BUT ALSO CLAIMS ABOUT WHAT IS BEING
TAUGHT IN HISTORY CLASSES HAVE BECOME THE LATEST DOG WHISTLE.
FOR FOR INSTANCE, ON MONDAY, YOUNGKIN MADE THIS PROMISE:
>> ON DAY ONE, I WILL BAN CRITICAL RACE THEORY.
>> Stephen: HERE'S THE THING-- CRITICAL RACE THEORY IS NOT
TAUGHT AT THE K-12 LEVEL IN VIRGINIA.
WOW, THAT WAS FAST-- GOVERNORS MADE, GOVERNORS KEPT.
GOOD FOR YOU, GOVERNOR YOUNGKIN.
HE DID IT, IT HAPPENED.
IT'S PRETTY HARD TO CAMPAIGN AGAINST SOMEONE WHO IS PROMISING
TO ELIMINATE THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST.
IF ELECTED, I WILL BAN EVERY TOILET SEAT GETTING AMERICANS
PREGNANT.
AND ON DAY ONE, I WILL IMPRISON THAT WOMAN WHO PUT THE TURKEY IN
THE BASSINET AND THE BABY IN THE OVEN.
WE WILL ALSO GO AFTER HER ACCOMPLICE, THE SLENDER MAN, THE
CALL'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE FROM YOUR CANADIAN
GIRLFRIEND.
( APPLAUSE ) THE DEMOCRATS DID WIN SOME
RACES.
HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, FOR MAYOR, VOTERS OVERWHELMINGLY
ELECTED BROOKLYN BOROUGH PRESIDENT AND MAN WHO GOT A
GREAT DISCOUNT AT "BRACELETS R US," ERIC ADAMS.
( LAUGHTER ) ADAMS WAS THE HEAVY FAVORITE,
AND IT DID NOT TAKE LONG FOR HIM TO BE DECLARED THE WINNER.
HIS VICTORY WAS ANNOUNCED JUST 10 MINUTES AFTER THE POLLS
CLOSED.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED SOONER, BUT THE RESULTS GOT
STUCK BEHIND A GROUP OF TOURISTS IN TIMES SQUARE.
"WE GET IT.
IT'S A BIG OLD NAVY AD!
WOW.
YES, IT'S VIDEO, IT'S MOVING!
COULD YOU MOVE?" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HERE'S SOME M & Ms AND SOME SHRIMP.
THERE WAS ALSO A BIG VICTORY IN NEW YORK'S MILWAUKEE-- BOSTON--
WHERE VOTERS ELECTED MICHELLE WU, WHO WILL BE THE
CITY'S FIRST WOMAN AND PERSON OF COLOR TO BECOME MAYOR.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YES!
WOOO!
WOOO"P."
>> Audience: WOOO!
>> Stephen: YES, IT'S AN HISTORIC VICTORY.
WU BROKE A 199-YEAR STREAK OF WHITE, MALE ELECTED CITY
LEADERS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OOH!
SO CLOSE.
BOSTON WAS JUST ONE YEAR AWAY FROM ITS WHITE MALE
BICENTENNIAL.
NOW THEY'LL HAVE TO CANCEL THE PARADE.
THEY ALREADY BOOKED JIMMY BUFFET AND ORDERED THAT GIANT BALLOON
OF CARGO SHORTS.
( LAUGHTER ) ON STATEN ISLAND, THE JOB OF
BOROUGH PRESIDENT WENT TO REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE VITO
FOSSELLA, SEEN HERE AT HIS CAMPAIGN STOP NEXT TO A SHALLOW
GRAVE.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING:
YOU'RE SAYING, "STEVE, WE'RE NEW YORKERS. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT
STATEN ISLAND."
FAIR ENOUGH, BUT YOU WILL CARE ABOUT THIS: BACK IN 2009,
FOSSELLA WAS FORCED TO RESIGN FROM HIS CONGRESSIONAL SEAT
AFTER THE PUBLIC EXPOSURE OF A SECRET SECOND FAMILY IN
VIRGINIA.
HEY, BEFORE YOU JUDGE, PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES, AND EVERYONE
DESERVES A SECOND FAMILY-- CHANCE.
SECOND CHANCE.
( APPLAUSE ) HOW DID-- TRUE STORY.
IT'S A TRUE STORY.
HOW DID THE PUBLIC FIND OUT ABOUT HIS SECOND FAMILY?
IT CAME OUT DURING A D.U.I.
ARREST.
HOW DOES THAT COME OUT?
( AS VITO ) "NO, OFFICER, I'M NOT DRUNK.
I'M JUST DRIVING ERRATICALLY BECAUSE I'M IN A HURRY TO SEE MY
SECRET SECOND FAMILY.
DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?
MAN, I AM DRUNK.
ARE YOU SINGLE?
THIRD TIME'S A CHARM."
NOW, TO TOP IT OFF, FOSSELLA ORIGINALLY ROSE TO POLITICAL
PROMINENCE BECAUSE HE CHAMPIONED FAMILY VALUES.
YES, IT'S TRUE.
HE VALUES FAMILY SO MUCH HE HAS TWO OF THEM.
IT'S CALLED DIVERSIFYING YOUR INVESTMENTS.
( APPLAUSE ).
♪ ♪ ♪ THE LOCAL--
THE LOCAL G.O.P. HAS AN INTERESTING SPIN ON THIS, WITH
FORMER BOROUGH PRESIDENT JAMES MOLINARO SAYING, "THERE'S NOT A
MAN ALIVE THAT PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVE AN AFFAIR WHILE HE WAS
MARRIED OR BEFORE HE WAS MARRIED."
HEY, JIMMY, DON'T DRAG THE REST OF US INTO THIS.
( AS MOLINARO ) "C'MON, WE'RE GUYS, RIGHT?
WE LIKE THREE THINGS: FOOTBALL, BEER, AND HAVING SECOND FAMILIES
IN OTHER STATES THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT UNTIL WE DRIVE AFTER
TOO MUCH FOOTBALL AND BEER.
MY KIDS WILL TELL YOU THE SAME THING.
NOT THOSE, THE OTHER ONES."
( LAUGHTER ) SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULD
NOT HAVE BEEN ELECTED, COLORADO REPRESENTATIVE AND RESTAURANT
HOSTESS SAYING, "WELCOME, WHERE CAN I SHOOT YOU?" LAUREN
BOEBERT.
CONGRESSIONAL PERSON BOEBERT RECENTLY MADE THIS ARGUMENT
AGAINST PAID FAMILY LEAVE: >> LISTEN, I'M A MOTHER OF FOUR.
I DELIVERED ONE OF MY CHILDREN IN THE FRONT SEAT OF MY TRUCK
BECAUSE AS A MOM OF FOUR, WE GOT THINGS TO DO!
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR TWO AND A HALF MONTHS OF MATERNITY
LEAVE.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE TALKING LIKE IT'S A VACATION!
MATERNITY LEAVE IS A CRITICAL TIME FOR HEALING, BONDING, AND I
WOULD HOPE, DEEP CLEANING THAT TRUCK.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
ALSO-- ( APPLAUSE )
OF ALSO, WHY DO YOU GIVE BIRTH IN THE FRONT SEAT OF A TRUCK.
YOU WERE A VEHICLE THAT LITERALLY HAS A BED.
NOW, I'VE NEVER PUSHED A HUMAN OUT OF MY BODY OR HAD ONE CUT
OUT OF MY ABDOMEN, BUT I KNOW ABOUT NEWBORNS.
THEY NEED TIME AND CARE, AND SOMEONE TO UNTANGLE THEIR
UMBILICAL CORD FROM THE GEARSHIFT OF THE SILVERADO.
BUT BOEBERT IS BASICALLY SAYING, "I GAVE BIRTH IN A TRUCK, SO NO
ONE DESERVES PARENTAL LEAVE."
THAT'S NOT AN ARGUMENT AGAINST LEAVE.
THAT'S AN ARGUMENT AGAINST HOSPITALS.
( AS BOEBERT ) "I GAVE BIRTH IN MY TRUCK FOR
THE SAME REASON I GOT MY SON CIRCUMCISED ON AN A.T.V --
BECAUSE AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR MEDICAL CARE.
I TOOK LAMAZE CLASSES AT THE FORD DEALERSHIP AND GOT MY
EPIDURAL FROM ONE OF THOSE INFLATABLE DANCING GUYS.
HE MISSED AND PUT THE NEEDLE IN MY BRAIN, WHICH IS WHY I'M THIS
WAY!
PLAY BALL!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
MY GUEST IS ANDY COHEN.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, HAS JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. COME BACK
WITH A SECRET MESSAGE FOR QANON?
THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU, IF YOU'RE CLINICALLY INSANE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND
STAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY.
THERE YOU GO.
JON, JON, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO STICK AROUND TONIGHT.
I KNOW NORMALLY YOU LEAVE WHEN THE GUEST COMES OUT HERE, BUT
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO STICK AROUND BECAUSE IT IS OUR DEAR
FRIEND ANDY COHEN IS GOING TO BE HERE TONIGHT.
>> Jon: YES, ANDY COHEN.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO-- YOU'RE GOING TO WANT
TO WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE.
HE'S SUCH A DELIGHT.
SPEAKING OF DLIETS, THE BAND SOUNDS GREAT TONIGHT AND I
WONDER WHO YOU HAVE SITTING IN WITH YOU.
>> Jon: MID ANY FRIEND, HE CAME HERE TO PLAY AT CARNEGIE
HALL, IBRAHIM ALOUF.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IN CASE YOU WERE
WONDERING WHAT YOUR INSANE AUNT IS UP TO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL THANKSGIVING.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST CONSPIRACIES IN TONIGHT'S
EDITION OF "THE Q FILES."
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
THE LIES ARE WAY OUT THERE.
THE LATEST IN CUTTING-EDGE CRAZY IS THAT HUNDREDS OF QANON
ADHERENTS GATHERED IN DALLAS, TEXAS, YESTERDAY.
THE REASON?
THEY WERE EXPECTING A BIG ANNOUCEMENT FROM JOHN F.
KENNEDY JR. OF COURSE, J.F.K. JR. DIED
TRAGICALLY 22 YEARS AGO, SO AT THIS POINT, ANY ANNOUNCEMENT
FROM HIM WOULD BE PRETTY BIG.
( LAUGHTER ) APPARENTLY, THE CREME DE LA
CRAY-CRAY BELIEVE THAT JOHN-JOHN FAKED HIS OWN DEATH, WENT INTO
HIDING, AND IS NOW ACTUALLY THE "Q" THAT THEY FOLLOW ON THE
INTERNET.
AND THEY EXPECTED HIM TO APPEAR IN PUBLIC AND REVEAL ALL OF THIS
YESTERDAY IN DALLAS, AT DEALEY PLAZA, BY THE GRASSY KNOLL.
( LAUGHTER ) OH, AND THEY HAD TO THROW IN THE
GRASSY KNOLL.
UP UNTIL THEN, IT HAD THE RING OF TRUTH.
WHILE THEY WAITED FOR J.F.K. JR. TO APPEAR, THE CROWD
ENGAGED IN A SPIRITED DEBATE.
>> DID WE LAND ON THE MOON?
>> Crowd: NO!
>> DID WE LAND ON THE MOON?
>> Crowd: NO!
>> Stephen: OOH, LET ME TRY ONE.
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, IS THAT AMORE?
>> Crowd: NO!
>> Stephen: THEY'RE RIGHT.
KUBRICK FAKED AMORE ON A SOUNDSTAGE IN PHOENIX.
now, SOME OF THESE FOLKS ALSO BELIEVE J.F.K. JR. WILL BE
SEEKING OFFICE SOON, BASED ON THEIR T-SHIRTS SUGGESTING
J.F.K. JR. WOULD BE THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S RUNNING MATE IN
2024.
MAKES SENSE: KENNEDY DIED OVER 20 YEARS AGO, BUT HE'S STILL
MORE LIFE-LIKE THAN MIKE PENCE ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, SHOCKINGLY, AND I KNOW-- ( APPLAUSE )
SHOCKINGLY, J.F.K. JR. DID NOT SHOW UP IN DALLAS YESTERDAY
AFTERNOON, DUE TO HIS CHRONIC CASE OF "NOT ALIVE."
BUT THE QANON CROWD DIDN'T LOSE HOPE, BECAUSE RUMORS BEGAN TO
CIRCULATE THAT J.F.K. JR. WOULD INSTEAD APPEAR AT A
CONCERT BY THE ROLLING STONES CONCERT HAT EVENING.NG STONES
GUYS, COME ON.
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
MIGHT FIND, YOU JUST MIGHT FIND, YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED... WHICH
IS MEDICATION.
SO, THE CONCERT HAPPENED, AND J.F.K. JR. WAS A NO-SHOW.
SOME QANON BELIEVERS WALKED AWAY WITH A NEW THEORY ABOUT HIS
FATHER: THAT ROLLING STONES GUITARIST KEITH RICHARDS
IS, IN FACT, PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY.
OKAY, THAT IS CRAZY.
PRESIDENT KENNEDY WOULD BE 104 YEARS OLD, AND KEITH
RICHARDS IS CLEARLY WAY OLDER THAN THAT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDY COHEN.
COME ON!
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: HEY EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK!
HERE?
WE'RE DOING IT HERE?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT
IS FANTASTIC.
THAT IS FANTASTIC.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HEY, EVERYBODY, FOLKS!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OH, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT AS PER USUAL.
MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLING AUTHOR AND
THE HOST OF "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," MY FRIEND AND YOURS,
MR. ANDY COHEN.
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
>> HOW YOU DOING, MAN!
>> Stephen: I'M DOING GOOD.
IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, YOU RAY OF SUNSHINE.
YOU ARE, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY-- YOU'RE A DELIGHTFUL PERSON.
YOU'RE A GREAT GUEST.
YOU'RE A WONDERFUL HOST.
YOU'RE AMERICA'S SWEETHEART, AND YOU HAVE BEEN JOHNNY-ON-THE-SPOT
FOR ME SO MANY TIMES.
YOU ALWAYS COME IN WITH A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY AND
YOU ALWAYS MAKE THINGS BETTER.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN EVER DO FOR ANDY COHEN?
YOU NAME IT, I'M THERE, MY FRIEND.
>> I'LL WORK ON THAT.
>> Stephen: GOOD LUCK COLLECTING.
>> ACTUALLY, WE DID COLLECT BECAUSE I THINK THE LAST TIME
ANDERSON AND I WERE HERE WE CONNED YOU INTO COMING ON YOUR
NEW YEAR'S SHOW AND DOING A SHOT AND YOU DID.
>> Stephen: I DID, I DID A SHOT ON YOUR NEW YEAR'S SHOW.
SO WE'RE EVEN.
SORRY BUT-- >> NO, BUT --
>> Stephen: WE'RE EVEN.
WE BOTH HOST TALK SHOWS.
>> YES, WE DO.
>> Stephen: THEY'RE DIFFERENT TALK SHOWS.
>> A LITTLE.
WE COVER THE SAME TOPICS.
WE DO.
>> Stephen: YES, WE DO.
COUNTESS LUANN.
>> Stephen: I HAVE MANY OPINIONS.
>> I KNOW YOU DO.
>> Stephen: LOOKING BACK OVER COVID, BECAUSE WE BOTH HOSTED
FROM HOME FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS.
DID YOU LEAN INTO PROFESSIONALISM, OR DID YOU LET
IT ALL HANG OUT, BABY?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU COME PRE-HUNG OUT.
>> YES, EXACTLY.
I LEANED INTO THE FACT THAT I WAS AT HOME.
I WAS KIND OF SLOPPING MAKEUP ON LIKE THIS MYSELF.
>> Stephen: YOU DID YOUR OWN MAKEUP?
>> I MEAN BARELY, BARELY.
>> Stephen: I DID MY OWN MAKEUP.
>> IT WAS A DISASTER.
I WAS-- THERE WERE SHOWS WHERE I WOULD BE DOING THEM, AND I WAS
LIKE, "IS THIS A SHOW?
WHAT AM I DOING?" THERE WAS ONE NIGHT THAT WE
REALIZED THE NEXT DAY THAT I HAD LEFT MY STEREO ON FOR THE
ENTIRETY OF THE SHOW.
THE GRATEFUL DEAD WAS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND FOR THE WHOLE
SHOW.
>> Stephen: WOW!
>> YEAH.
NOBODY SEEMED TO NOTICE.
>> Stephen: DID YOU CLEAR ALL THAT MUSIC?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET THEIR PERMISSION.
>> DIDN'T CLEAR THE MUSIC.
THEY CAN RETROACTIVELY GIVE ME A CALL, I GUESS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: HIM, NOT ME.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: NOW, ONE OF THE REASONS I LIKE TALKING TO YOU IS
THAT YOU KEEP THINGS INTERESTING.
YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU SAY.
AS I SAID, YOU LET IT ALL HANG OUT THERE.
HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY, OR IS THIS THE PROFESSIONAL
ANDIE?
LIKE GROWING UP, WERE YOU LIKE THAT?
WERE YOU A, I GUESS, TROUBLEMAKER?
>> I WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A ( BLEEP ).
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SAY THAT ON CBS.
>> Stephen: YOU CANNOT.
>> YES, OKAY, VERY GOOD.
>> Stephen: IN CASE YOU WANT TO KNOW.
THE RESULTS ARE BACK IN, AND THEY'RE SAYING NO.
>> THERE'S KIND OF A FAMOUS STORY IN MY FAMILY THAT I THINK
REALLY ENCAPSULATES WHO I WAS THEN AND WHO I AM NOW.
WE WERE HAVING DINNER ONE 90-- THIS IS PROBABLY IN THE EARLY
80s.
AND THE DINNER WAS-- IT WAS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE
MUNDANE.
IT WAS BORING -- >> Stephen: JUST A NORMAL
DINNER?
>> YEAH, JUST A FAMILY DINNER, IT WAS JUST A, WHATEVER, TUESDAY
NIGHT.
AND I THINK THINKING, MAN, THIS IS A LITTLE LISTLESS, THIS
DINNER.
AND I SAID, "WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE RICHARD NIXON DIED
TODAY."
AND, NOW, RICHARD NIXON HAD NOT PASSED AWAY --
>> Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU?
>> I WAS PROBABLY 10 OR 11.
AND MY -- >> Stephen: THAT'S A WEIRD
THING FOR A 10- OR 11-YEAR-OLD TO USE AS A GAG.
>> IT IS!
I WANTED TO SPICE UP THE VIBE.
AND JUST SEE HOW MY PARENTS WOULD REACT.
MY MOM JUMPED UP TO TURN THE TV ON.
SHE TURNED IT ON.
AND I SAID, "JUST KIDDING."
AND THEN THE WHOLE CONVERSATION WAS, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
THAT YOU WOULD THINK, "A," THAT THAT'S FUNNY.
AND "B," WHY WOULD YOU--" I WAS LIKE, "I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT
HAPPENED."
>> Stephen: I GOT TO TELL A ROOM OF PEOPLE THAT NIXON DIED
ACTUALLY.
THE NIGHT HE DIED I WAS ON STAGE AT SECOND CITY.
>> WOW.
>> Stephen: IT'S A TWO-HOUR SHOW AND THERE WAS AN IMPROV
SET, AND I WOULD TAKE SUGGESTION.
I WENT BACKSTAGE, AND SOMEBODY WAS TAKING THE SUGGESTIONS, AND
I THINK IT WAS STEVE CARELL.
AND WENT OUT AND SAID, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRESIDENT NIXON
HAS DIED."
AND THEY THOUGHT I WAS JOKING BECAUSE IT WAS ON STAGE.
AND THEY SAW ON MY FACE I WASN'T.
THEY MADE THREE SOUNDS THEY WENT LIKE THIS: HA-HA.
OH...
OH."
THAT WAS THE SOUND.
>> I TOLD THIS STORY BEFORE, BUT I WAS LIVE AFTER AN EPISODE OF
"THE ORANGE COUNTY HOUSEWIVES" ONE NIGHT, THE NIGHT OSAMA BIN
LADEN DIED, AND I ANNOUNCED IT BECAUSE IT HAPPENED MOMENTS
BEFORE WE WENT ON THE AIR.
WE WERE LIVE.
AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, I WORKED, AT CBS NEWS FOR 10
YEARS.
I WAS LIKE, IT'S MY-- AS A BRAFDER --
>> Stephen: IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
>> I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT IS GOING ON.
AND OUR AUDIENCE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO-- THIS WAS, OBVIOUSLY, A
GREAT VILLAIN WHO HAD DIED.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> THERE WAS SOME-- IT WAS VERY ODD AND IT WAS NOT-- I HAD
ALEXIS BELINO NEXT TO ME, WHO WAS GREAT "ORANGE COUNTY
HOUSEWIVES," WHO WAS REFERRED TO BY HER ENEMIES AS "JESUS JUGS."
IT WAS A VERY AWKWARD AFFAIR.
IT'S TO YOUTUBE.
>> Stephen: WHY-- THIS IS ON ME FOR NOT GOING-- WHY WAS SHE
CALLED BY HER ENEMIES JESUS JUGS?
>> OBVIOUSLY, YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK TAMARA THAT, STEPHEN.
( APPLAUSE ) O>> Stephen: COULD THEY TURN
WATER INTO WINE?
WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, ANDIE.
STICK AROUND.
WHEN I COME BACK, I WILL ASK ANDIE ABOUT AN ENCOUNTER WITH
MERYL STREEP YOU'LL WANT TO KNOW ABOUT.
( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WE'RE BACK HERE WITH THE AUTHOR OF "GLITTER EVERY DAY," ANDY
COHEN.
YOU HAVE A NEW BOOK.
>> I DO, THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: THE BOOK IS CALLED "GLITTER EVERY DAY: 365 QUOTES
FROM I LOVE."
SO THIS IS A QUOTE A DAY.
>> IT'S A QUOTE-A-DAY BOOK.
IT'S A CELEBRATION OF WOMEN I LOVE HIGH TO LOVE, FROM MY
MOTHER, TO MADONNA, TO MALALA.
>> A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG.
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW STRONG IT IS UNTIL IT IS IN HOT WATER.
>> GREAT QUOTE.
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY.
SO WHO ELSE IS IN HERE?
>> OH, MY GOSH.
MY MOM, MADONNA, MALALA, DORINDA FROM THE "NEW YORK HOUSEWIVES.
>> Stephen: MALALA, DORINDA, VERY SIMILAR.
>> ALL GREAT WOMEN.
>> Stephen: IS JESUS JUGS IN HERE, TOO?
>> SHE'S NOT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S TOO BAD.
HOW DO PEOPLE MAKE THE CUT OR NOT MAKE THE CUT?
WHAT'S YOUR STANDARD?
>> I WAS MAKING BIG LISTS OF WOMEN THAT I LOVE AND ERP WE
WERE LOOKING FOR QUOTES THAT RESONATED TO ME.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE IN HERE?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE-- I MEAN, THERE IS-- THERE ARE SO
MANY.
THAT ELEANOR ROOSEVELT ONE IS REALLY GREAT.
THERE'S A QUOTE FROM "ATLANTA HOUSEWIFE" SHOULD, ELAIA
WHITFIELD, "WHO GONNA CHECK ME, BOO?"
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: AND THAT-- THAT IS
WHO?
>> WELL, IT'S-- IT'S JUST A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
IT'S JUST THE ULTIMATE CLAP-BACK.
>> Stephen: ONE MORE TIME, PLEASE?
>> IT'S THE ULTIMATE CLAP-BACK.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THE QUOTE AGAIN.
>> IT'S "WHO GONNA CHECK ME, BOO?"
>> Stephen: NOT I.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: I SHALL NEVER CHECK YOU BOO, BUT, BOO, IS A
TERM OF ENDEARMENT.
>> UNLESS IT ENDS THAT SENTENCE.
>> Stephen: IN WHICH CASE IT'S LIKE, "BULDY."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I SEE.
>> LIKE WISE GUY.
>> Stephen: YOU THERE YOU GO.
YOU WRITE IN HERE ABOUT PLAYING A GAME OF IS THAT RAIDS WITH,
AMONG OTHER PEOPLE, AND THIS IS A HARROWING GROUP OF PEOPLE,
MERYL STREEP.
>> YES, UNDER THE MERYL STREEP QUOTE-- I THINK SHE'S IN THERE A
COUPLE OF TIMES-- I RECT I WAS AT A PARTY, A CHRISTMAS PARTY AT
THE GREAT, THE LATE, GREAT, NATASHA RICHARDSON'S HOUSE, WHO
WAS A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE FOR YEARS.
AND SHE PUT-- SHE WAS THE GREATEST HOSTESS EVER.
I MEAN, SHE PUT TOGETHER THE BEST GROUPS WITH THE BEST FOOD
THAT SHE MADE ALL OF.
AND WE WERE AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY AT HER HOUSE, SHE TYPICALLY
WOULD END HER CHRISTMAS PARTIES WITH A GAME OF CHARADES, WHEN WE
WERE ALL IN OUR CUPS, AS ONE MIGHT SAY.
>> Stephen: TON OF FUN.
WHO ARE WE TALKING?
>> WE'RE TALKING MERYL STREEP, AND RAY FINES AND NATASHA AND
LIAM, AND JOHN BENJAMIN HICKEY, AND I BELIEVE STEPHEN SONDHEIM
WAS THERE.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> IT WAS A HEADY GROUP.
>> Stephen: AND YOU?
>> AND I AM A POOR ACTOR.
I CANNOT ACT.
I AM TERRIBLE, NOT GREAT AT CHARADES, EITHER.
I WAS ACTING OUT, AND I THINK THAT I CALLED JOHN HICKEY AND
ASKED HIM, AND HE SAID, I BELIEVE IT WAS NORAH JONES, AND
THIS TELLS YOU AROUND THE TIME THIS SONG CAME OUT, WHEN THIS
WAS.
IT WAS NORAH JONES "DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T COME."
YES.
I THINK I WAS ACTING THAT OUT.
AND-- ( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I-- I WOULD NOT MIND SEEING YOU ACT THAT OUT.
>> WELL, I WAS NOT DOING A GREAT JOB.
AND MERYL STREEP TURNS TO JOHN AND SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HE'S DOING, BUT I NEVER WANT HIM TO STOP."
WHICH...
( APPLAUSE ) IS MAYBE THE BEST REVIEW I'LL
EVER GET.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> IT'S NOT A BAD REVIEW.
>> Stephen: SURE.
IS THERE-- IS THERE ONE IN HERE THAT-- DO YOU QUOTE YOURSELF?
DO YOU-- >> I DON'T.
I'M NOT A LADY.
>> Stephen: I FORGOT.
IT'S ALL WOMEN, I APOLOGIZE.
>> IT'S ALL WOMEN I LOCH.
I DON'T QUOTE MYSELF.
MY MOM IS IN THERE A FEW TIMES.
GREAT QUOTE FROM MY MOM WHEN I CAME OUT TO HER.
HER RESPONSE WAS, "I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE HATED YOUR WIFE,
ANYWAY."
( APPLAUSE ) AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S REALLY NICE.
THAT'S A VERY SWEET THING TO SAY.
>> IT IS, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK ANDIE, BUT WHEN WE
COME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANDIE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME
TIPS ON HOW TO KEEP YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER DRAMATIC.
STICK AROUND.
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
I'M NOT.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF "GLITTER EVERY DAY," ANDY COHEN.
YOU JUST ANNOUNCED-- THIS IS A BIG MOVE IN ANDIE WORLD, WHICH
I'VE JUST COINED.
CAN I COIN ANDIE WORLD.
>> THANK YOU, YES.
>> Stephen: IS THAT "REAL HOUSEWIVES" IS GOING
INTERNATIONAL.
>> YES, WE ARE.
>> Stephen: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
>> DUBAI.
YES, BILLIONAIRES' PLAYGROUND.
>> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, SHOULD STEP ONE OF WORLD
DOMINION?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WORLD DOMINATION.
>> WORLD DOMINATION, THIS IS IT.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU ALREADY IDENTIFIED WHO THESE REAL
HOUSEWIVES ARE?
>> WE HAVE.
WE HAVEN'T ANNOUNCED THE CAST YET.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T GIVE US ANY HINTS?
>> I CANNOT, NO.
>> Stephen: NOT EVEN A HINT?
WHAT FLOOR OF THE B THE BERGE DO LIVE ON?
>> 120.
>> Stephen: THE 15th VERSERY OF "HOUSE WIVES" IS THIS
YEAR.
YOU DESCRIBE IT AS "SOCIOLOGICAL TIME CAPSULES."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> I THINK IF YOU LOOK BACK, ESPECIALLY AT THE EARLY YEARS
WHEN WE LOOKED BACK, WHEN WE HAD THE "REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE
COUNTY" IN THOSE EARLY YEARS.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> YOU CAN LOOK AT THOSE THOSE AND IT WAS LIKE SOCIOLOGY OF THE
NOUVEAU REACH LIVING IN GATED COMMUNITIES, HOW THEY BEHAVED AT
CERTAIN TIMES, HOW THEY DRESSED, HOW THEY INTERACTED.
AND SOMEWHERE YOU COULD PUT THEM ON A SPACESHIP AND JUST SHOCK
THE STRATOSPHERE UP THERE.
>> Stephen: HOLIDAYS ARE COMING UP.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AND YOU KNOW DRAMA AND THROWING WINE IN PEOPLE'S
FACES.
CAN YOU GIVE ANY ADVICE ON PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE DEALING WITH
DRAMA AT THE FAMILY TABLE?
>> MY ADVICE IS LEAN INTO IT.
IF IF YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE AT THE TABLE WHO DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER,
MAKE THE DINNER INTERESTING FOR EVERYONE.
SAY TO THEM, "WHAT'S THE ISSUE?" YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> YES, ABSOLUTELY!
MAKE IT A DINNER TO REMEMBER!
ABSOLUTELY!
>> Stephen: SO THE VACCINATED PERSON NEXT TO THE UNVACCINATED
PERSON.
>> EXACTLY, EXACTLY!
I LOVE IT.
OR JUST SOMETHING SIMPLE LIKE, YOU KNOW, AUNT TRUDY, DID YOU
THINK THOSE PANTS WERE THE BECHT CHOICE FOR TONIGHT?
AND WHY DID YOU THINK THAT?" ABSOLUTELY.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDSTOOTH.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: AND IT'S VERY FORGIVING.
>> I KNOW.
"AUNT TRUDY, LOOK AT YOUR TU CAS IN THE PANTS.
>> Stephen: THEY WOULD LOVE ME TO WRAP OVER THERE AND I WON'T
DO IT.
>> GOOD, SCREW WITH THEM.
>> Stephen: I WON'T DO IT.
DO PEOPLE EVER SAY TO YOU OVER YOUR SHOULDER, "YOU HAVE TO WRAP
IT UP?
YOU HAVE TO WRAP IT UP."
>> I'M LIVE SO I DO HAVE TO WRAP IT UP.
>> Stephen: WHY?
>> BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GET BOOTED OFF THE AIR BY A-- BY THE
MACHINE THAT CUTS US OFF THE AIR.
>> Stephen: IS IT ROBOTS?
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS, BUT, YES.
I KNOW THEY HIT THE WALL -- >> Stephen: IT'S ALWAYS LIVE?
"WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE" IS ALWAYS LIVE?
>> NO, YOU'VE BEEN ON BEFORE WHEN IT'S BEEN ON TAPE.
>> Stephen: SO YOU'RE LYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
>> NO, I'M NOT.
SOMETIMES IT'S LIVE.
THERE ARE TIMES I HAVE BEEN SIPTING WITH YOU, AND I GET SO
ENCHANTED WITH YOU AS YOU ARE WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: AND YOU HAVE A BAR.
>> WHAT I LOVE WHEN YOU'RE AT MY SHOW, YOU HAVE TRULY WALKED OUT
OF MY PLACE LEGLESS.
LEGLESS.
>> Stephen: I HAVE, I HAVE.
BECAUSE USUALLY-- DO YOU SHOOT MORE THAN ONE IN AN EVENING OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> SOME NIGHTS.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE I GET THERE, AND I'M NOT THE FIRST
GUY, AND THERE'S BARE IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM.
AND I GET-- I GET-- I GET MY CRUNK ON BEFORE I SEE YOU.
AND AFTER I SAY, "WHAT THE ( BLEEP ) DID I SAY TO ANDIE?"
AND I TURN TO KERRY, OUR DEAR FRIEND, MY PUBLICIST.
AND I GO, "WHAT DID I SAY?
SHOULD I BEG HIM TO CUT SOME OF THAT?
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "IT WAS GREAT."
>> IT ALWAYS IS.
>> Stephen: PLEASE HAVE ME BACK.
>> PLEASE COME BACK.
MAYBE YOU'LL COME ON OUR NEW YEAR'S SHOW WITH ME AND
ANDERSON.
>> Stephen: I ABSOLUTELY-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I, MY FRIEND, WILL BE WATCHING.
>> OH!
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HIS BOOK, "GLITTER
EVERY DAY," IS AVAILABLE NOW.
ANDY COHEN, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY THUNDERCAT.
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
>> NORMAN, ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT TRUMP'S POWER OVER THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY?
OR ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT HOW MUCH WATER WE'LL SAVE BY MAGA
VOTERS EXCLUSIVELY GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN NA NANCY PELOSI'S DE
>> I AM DEEPLY DISTURBED.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I FIND MYSELF DEEPLY DISTURBED ABOUT
WITHER GOEST OUR AMERICA GENERALLY.
I FLEW SHIFTY MISSIONS AND DROPPED BOMBS 35 TIMES, OR
SOMETHING, ON GERMAN TARGETS.
AND CAME BACK FROM THE WAR AND SLOWLY BEGAN TO WONDER IF WE
WEREN'T TAKING OURSELVES TOO SERIOUSLY, SEEMING LIKE GOD'S
CHOSEN.
AND I HAD THE FIRM BELIEF THAT WE WERE ALL GOD'S CHOSEN.
"DRAGONBALL DURAG" FROM HIS ALBUM, "IT IS WHAT IT IS," WITH
JON BATISTE, THUNDERCAT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ I FEEL KINDA FLY
STANDIN' NEXT TO YOU ♪ BABY GIRL,
HOW DO I LOOK IN MY DURAG?
♪ WOULD YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH?
STAY WITH ME ♪ AND LOVE ME THROUGH THE NIGHT,
ENDLESSLY ♪ I'MA KEEP ON ALL MY CHAINS
WHEN I'M MAKIN' LOVE TO YOU ♪ HOLD ME CLOSE AND LET ME
SQUEEZE YOU TIGHT THROUGH THE ♪ NIGHT
BUT, BABY GIRL, ♪ HOW DO I LOOK IN MY DURAG?
WOULD YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH?
♪ DO YOU LIKE MY NEW WHIP?
WATCH ME GO ZOOM, ZOOM ♪ BABY GIRL,
HOW DO I LOOK IN MY DURAG?
♪ WOULD YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH?
(LIE TO ME?) ♪ STAY WITH ME
AND LOVE ME THROUGH THE NIGHT, ♪ ENDLESSLY
I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ♪ TELL ME, AM I DOIN' IT RIGHT?
♪ I MAY BE COVERED IN CAT HAIR, BUT I STILL SMELL GOOD
♪ BABY, LET ME KNOW, HOW DO I LOOK IN MY DURAG?
♪ DON'T LIE TO ME, LET ME ROCK YOU ALL NIGHT LONG
♪ I'M TRYNA IMPRESS YOU, GIRL LET ME KNOW,
♪ HOW DO I LOOK IN MY DURAG?
I'M TRYNA GET INTIMATE ♪ LET ME LOVE YOU LIKE YOU NEVER
BEEN BEFORE, BABY (AH, AH) (AH, AH, OOH-OOH)
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE MY VIDEO GAMES OR MY COMIC BOOKS
♪ BUT, BABY GIRL, HOW DO I LOOK IN MY DURAG?
♪ DID I TIE IT RIGHT?
DID YOU WEAR THAT DRESS JUST FOR ♪ ME?
'CAUSE I'M TRYNA SMASH ♪ BABY GIRL,
I'MA SMASH IN MY DURAG ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S ONLY RIGHT
♪ DO YOU LIKE THE WAY MY ICE DRIPS IN THE LIGHT?
♪ BABY GIRL, DO YOU LIKE ME IN MY DURAG?
♪ LET ME KNOW WOULD YOU LET ME KNOW?
♪ LET ME KNOW, GIRL LET'S MAKE LOVE UNTIL WE FALL
♪ ASLEEP ♪ ♪ ♪
I LIKE THE WAY YOU FEEL ♪ NEXT TO ME
BABY, YOU LOOK SO GOOD ♪ IN THIS MOONLIGHT
STAY WITH ME AND LOVE ME THROUGH ♪ THE NIGHT, BABY
LET'S MAKE LOVE UNTIL WE FALL ♪ ASLEEP
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THUNDERCAT, EVERYBODY!
THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE BILLY PORTER AND
ANNALEIGH ASHFORD.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
GOOD NIGHT.
THANK YOU, SIR.