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HAS AUTHORIZED 2 00:00:03,436 --> 00:00:06,406 BOOSTER SHOTS OF THE MODERNA AND J&J VACCINES, WHILE ALSO 3 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:10,243 APPROVING A MIX-AND-MATCH APPROACH TO BOOSTERS, MEANING 4 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,544 THOSE ELIGIBLE COULD GET A BOOSTER SHOT FROM A DIFFERENT 5 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:16,549 VACCINE-MAKER THAN THE VACCINE THEY INITIALLY RECEIVED. 6 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:19,152 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS MAMBO NUMBER 19. 7 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:10,470 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT! 8 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:14,507 TONIGHT, LOSING HIS MOJO. 9 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:27,687 STEPHEN WELCOMES TIMOTHEÉE CHALAMET AND ZENDAYA. 10 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,857 FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN." 11 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:35,795 LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 12 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,465 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 13 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:44,103 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 14 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:46,272 ( THEME SONG PLAYING ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 15 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,007 A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. 16 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:50,477 SO GLAD YOU MADE IT! 17 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:51,578 HEY! 18 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:57,417 ♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 19 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:57,851 HEY! 20 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,253 GOOD TO SEE YA. 21 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:00,620 HEY! 22 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,255 HOW ARE YA? 23 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,490 LOOK AT THAT! 24 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:04,123 THANKS, EVERYBODY! 25 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,493 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT! 26 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:08,728 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ONE AND ALL, WELCOME 27 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,429 TO "THE LATE SHOW." 28 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:14,167 I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 29 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:15,602 FOLKS -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 30 00:02:15,668 --> 00:02:18,605 >> Stephen: -- I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU, WHAT GOOD WOULD 31 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:19,539 IT DO? 32 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:25,245 I READ THE NEWSPAPERS, I'M SURE YOU DO, TOO. 33 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,813 THINGS ARE GOING A LITTLE ROUGH FOR THE BIDEN 34 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,081 ADMINISTRATION. 35 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,516 IT'S BEEN NINE MONTHS, AND AT THIS POINT, HE MIGHT HAVE TO 36 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:32,018 DELIVER HIS AGENDA BY CESAREAN. 37 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:37,023 ( LAUGHTER ) HIS SIGNATURE LEGISLATION, WHICH 38 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,459 PROVIDES UNIVERSAL PRE-K, MEDICARE EXPANSION, AND CLIMATE 39 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,194 PROTECTIONS, HAS BEEN STUCK IN NEGOTIATIONS FOR MONTHS, AND IS 40 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:44,430 NOW SCALED BACK FROM $3.5 TRILLION TO A REPORTED $1.9 41 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,598 TRILLION. 42 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:49,235 THEY'RE ALSO SCALING BACK THE BILL'S NAME, FROM BUILD BACK 43 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:57,243 BETTER TO "ACK!" ( LAUGHTER ) 44 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:01,147 PLUS, COVID'S STILL HANGING AROUND, INFLATION'S TAKING OFF, 45 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,382 THERE'S SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES... 46 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:05,184 ALL THIS MEANS BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING HAS TANKED TO A NEW LOW 47 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:08,488 OF 37%. 48 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:09,722 YIKERS. 49 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:13,293 TO PUT IT IN CONTEXT, THAT WAS THE PREVIOUS GUY'S RATING RIGHT 50 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,428 AFTER CHARLOTTESVILLE. 51 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,196 IMAGINE BIDEN'S AIDES TELLING THAT TO THEIR BOSS. 52 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:21,634 "MR. PRESIDENT, POLLS ARE IN, AND GOOD NEWS, YOU'RE HOLDING 53 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:25,238 STRONG AT 'NAZI SYMPATHIZER'." 54 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:31,544 FOLKS ARE SAYING THIS IS A MISTAKE FOR BIDEN, THESE FIRST 55 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:35,181 NINE MONTHS, HE'S HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A ROUGH RIDE HERE, BUT 56 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,250 THIS RIGHT NOW IS A MAKE-OR-BREAK MOMENT FOR BIDEN'S 57 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:38,351 PRESIDENCY. 58 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,986 HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING BOLD, INNOVATIVE, UNEXPECTED! 59 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,421 SO YESTERDAY, HE TRAVELED TO HIS HOMETOWN OF SCRANTON, 60 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:43,756 PENNSYLVANIA. 61 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:45,024 THAT'S RIGHT! 62 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:49,228 IT'S TIME TO GO BIG OR GO HOME, AND BIDEN SAID, "LET'S GO HOME!" 63 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:55,268 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 64 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:56,703 ( PIANO RIFF ) LET'S GO, KIDS! 65 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:59,172 GET IN THE BACK! 66 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:03,409 DADDY'S DRIVING! 67 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:05,178 ( PIANO RIFF ) BIDEN WAS THERE TO DO SOME P.R. 68 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,847 FOR HIS ECONOMIC PLAN. 69 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,515 BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY GOOD POTUS THIS WEEK, BECAUSE HE 70 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:13,286 ALSO GOT TO TOUR THE ELECTRIC CITY TROLLEY MUSEUM. 71 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,054 AW! 72 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:18,591 IT'S NICE TO SEE A PRESIDENT IN HIS HAPPY PLACE. 73 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,727 I REMEMBER WHEN RONALD REAGAN TOURED THE JELLY BELLY FACTORY, 74 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:27,133 AND THEY LET HIM SWIM IN THE BEAN VAT. 75 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,202 WHILE THERE, THE PRESIDENT WAS SHOWN THE MUSEUM'S "TROLLEYS 76 00:04:29,268 --> 00:04:31,938 EXPOSED" EXHIBIT. 77 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,239 THAT'S RIGHT. 78 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:36,843 IT'S THE TROLLEY MUSEUM... 79 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:40,947 ♪♪ AFTER DARK. 80 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:41,781 MMM, WELCOME. 81 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:45,585 WELCOME TO TROLLEYS EXPOSED. 82 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:50,523 GET A GLIMPSE OF THE STEAMIEST LOCOMOTIVES WHO ARE READY TO 83 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,324 TAKE IT ALL ABOARD. 84 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:56,329 THEY'RE READY TO PUNCH YOUR TICKET. 85 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:57,230 NEXT STOP, SEX. 86 00:04:57,296 --> 00:05:00,733 AND THEN BALTIMORE." 87 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,403 ( LAUGHTER ) AFTER THE TOUR, BIDEN GAVE A 88 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,204 SPEECH. 89 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:09,008 BUT, BEFORE I PLAY IT, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT, OCCASIONALLY 90 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,210 ON OUR SHOW, WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH OUR OLDEST 91 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:15,615 PRESIDENT BEING, WELL, OLD. 92 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,417 BUT WE TRY TO KEEP THESE JOKES TO A MINIMUM, BECAUSE SENIORS 93 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:23,189 DESERVE RESPECT FOR ALL THEY DO... TO HELP MY SHOW'S RATINGS. 94 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:30,530 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT THERE ARE TIMES WHEN JOE 95 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:31,831 MAKES IT SO HARD FOR US TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 96 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:33,032 THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 97 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:35,201 >> SCRANTON IS WHERE I PLAYED SHORTSTOP WITH THE GREEN RIDGE 98 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:38,371 LITTLE LEAGUE, IN THE FIRST YEAR THAT IT WAS PUT UP. 99 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:41,207 MY DAD HELPED BUILD THE FIELD DOWN THERE. 100 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:45,478 AND, SPENT A LOT OF TIME AT SIMMEY'S, BUYING PENNY CANDY, 101 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,213 AND HANK'S HOAGIES, ON WOODLAWN STREET 102 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:51,484 I THINK I WAS TOLD-- I DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S TRUE-- I WAS THE 103 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:54,520 ONLY KID IN MY-- IN MY YEAR, THAT I WAS ABLE TO WALK ACROSS 104 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:57,557 THE "LACKY" ON THAT PIPE THAT WAS JUST ABOVE THE THING. 105 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:58,925 (AS BIDEN) >> STEPHEN: "GROWING UP IN 106 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:01,260 SCRANTON, I WAS THE FIRST-EVER BOY IN LITTLE LEAGUE. 107 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,029 MY DAD INVENTED HOLDING A STICK. 108 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,431 OUR TEAM WAS THE PINAFORE PONIES. 109 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:08,501 OUR RIVALS WERE THE BUTTERNUT BOYS! 110 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,636 BACK THEN, THE BALL WAS A HANDFUL OF GRASS. 111 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:13,272 YOU HAD TO GET A HORSE TO LICK IT TO MAKE IT STICK TOGETHER 112 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,907 PAST THE THIRD INNING. 113 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:17,543 THAT'S WHEN WE'D PAUSE TO CHASE DOWN THE ICE-TRUCK AND SING A 114 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:21,280 NAUGHTY LITTLE DITTY GIVIN' THE BUSINESS TO ARCHDUKE FERDINAND! 115 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:25,251 THEN I'D HOP THE TROLLEY DOWN PAST SCRIMMY'S THIMBLES AND 116 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,753 SCRAMMY'S CRACKERS. 117 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:29,222 TROLLY ONLY COST TWO PINS AND A RAP ON THE KNUCKLES. 118 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:32,325 GET HOME JUST BEFORE THE 6:00 GOOSE HONK, WHERE MY BEAUTIFUL 119 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:35,194 MOTHER WOULD DISH ME UP A HOT PLATE OF GRAVEL 'N NICKELS. 120 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:38,397 HER EYES WERE LITTLE BUTTONS SEWN ONTO HER FACE. 121 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:41,834 BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE IT AS BAD AS MY OLD FRIEND BOBBY NO-FEET! 122 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,803 LOST HIS DOGS IN THE FOOT PLAGUE OF '32. 123 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:49,242 NOW LET'S TALK INFRASTRUCTURE, JACK!" 124 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:53,846 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BOBBY NO FEET! 125 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:58,050 OLD BOBBY NO FEET, GOT NO FEET! 126 00:06:58,117 --> 00:06:59,218 ( APPLAUSE ) THAT WAS JUST THE TIP OF THE 127 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,353 FOLKS-BERG. 128 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:03,756 BIDEN ALSO REMINISCED ABOUT ANOTHER GOLDEN AGE PASTIME. 129 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:07,527 >> WATCHING MOVIES AT THE "ROOSIE" ON THE WEEKEND, AND 130 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,228 TRYING TO REENACT ALL THEY DID AND-- WHEN YOU WATCHED THOSE 131 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:10,296 MOVIES. 132 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,531 (AS BIDEN) >> STEPHEN: "YEAH, JACK. 133 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,299 WE'D REENACT EVERYTHING THEY DID IN THE MOVIES. 134 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:17,203 TRAIN PULLING INTO STATION. 135 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,438 HORSE RUNNING. 136 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,107 THAT TIME WE HIT THE POOR OL' MOON IN THE KISSER WITH A 137 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,742 ROCKETSHIP-- FINALLY GOT HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE. 138 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:23,309 I ALSO LEARNED A COOL TRICK. 139 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:29,215 WATCH THIS! 140 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:35,221 'OH, JOEY, YOU'RE SO FRESH!' OH, JOE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! 141 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,256 OH, JOE! 142 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:38,624 BET YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS ME MAKIN' OUT WITH LILLIAN GISH, 143 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:39,625 DIDN'T YOU, JACK? 144 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:41,194 BUT IT WAS JUST OL' JOE AND HIS TRAVELIN' HANDS. 145 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:44,363 HEY, JOE MANCHIN-- IF YOU GET ON BOARD WITH MY BILL, I'LL 146 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:47,133 TEACH YOU ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES!" 147 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,202 ( LAUGHTER ) DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING 148 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:49,635 ANYMORE. 149 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:51,838 DOESN'T MATTER. 150 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:55,842 DOESN'T MATTER. 151 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,643 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRAIN PULLING INTO A STATION. 152 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:01,247 WE ALSO HAVE SOME NEWS ABOUT OUR FORMER PRESIDENT, THE OLD MAN 153 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,882 AND THE PEE. 154 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,218 LAST NIGHT, HE ANNOUNCED A NEW SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORK, CALLED 155 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:08,454 TRUTH SOCIAL. 156 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,190 THE MAN WHO TOLD OVER 30,000 LIES IN OFFICE HAS STARTED 157 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,292 SOMETHING CALLED TRUTH. 158 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:19,866 HE'S ALSO LAUNCHED A NEW MAKE-UP LINE CALLED HUMAN SKIN. 159 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:21,234 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 160 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,802 LOOKS LIFE-LIKE. 161 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:23,903 LOOKS SUPER LIFE-LIKE. 162 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,038 >> Jon: SUPER LIFE-LIKE. 163 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:27,273 YEAH, YEAH. 164 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,208 THE SITE WAS BRIEFLY ACCESSIBLE TO THE PUBLIC LAST NIGHT, AND 165 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:32,745 WAS IMMEDIATELY OVERRUN WITH TROLLS, INCLUDING ONE WHO 166 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:35,214 STARTED A FAKE ACCOUNT UNDER THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S NAME THAT 167 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:42,622 POSTED A PHOTO OF A PIG DEFECATING ON ITS OWN SCROTUM. 168 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:48,194 ARE THEY SURE THAT WAS A FAKE ACCOUNT? 169 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,563 ( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE IT FEELS ON-BRAND. 170 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,199 THE FORMER PRESIDENT ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS SETTING UP 171 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,334 HIS OWN STREAMING SERVICE. 172 00:08:55,401 --> 00:09:01,240 WELL, HIS SECOND STREAMING SERVICE. 173 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:03,843 I HOPE THAT'S RIGHT. 174 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:09,248 IT WILL BE CALLED TMTG+, BEATING OUT HIS ORIGINAL TITLE: 175 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:14,453 >> PERSON WOMAN MAN CAMERA TV. 176 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,022 >> STEPHEN: ACCORDING TO THEIR PRESS RELEASE, THEY'LL PROUDLY 177 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,724 BROADCAST NON-WOKE ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAMMING. 178 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,027 THAT'S RIGHT! 179 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:21,994 NON-WOKE! 180 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:25,231 IF YOU CAN STAY AWAKE, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK. 181 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:28,768 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 182 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:35,141 IT'S GOING TO FEATURE -- ( APPLAUSE ) 183 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:37,243 IT'S GOING TO FEATURE THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S FAVORITES LIKE "WHO 184 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:41,747 WANTS TO SPANK A MILLIONAIRE?" "THE UN-MASKED SINGER," AND 185 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:44,917 "ONLY FASCISTS IN THE BUILDING." 186 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,953 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 187 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:49,255 THE FORMER PRESIDENT ALSO SAT DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW IN A 188 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:53,259 NEW BOOK, SAYING HIS ELDEST SON DON JR. IS GOING TO BE VERY 189 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:57,229 SUCCESSFUL IN POLITICS, CLAIMING "THERE ARE CERTAIN PLACES WHERE 190 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,131 HE COULDN'T BE BEATEN." 191 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,233 FOR INSTANCE, THE ANNUAL NATHAN'S COCAINE-SNORTING 192 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,537 CONTEST. 193 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:08,040 ( LAUGHTER ) THE FORMER PRESIDENT ALSO 194 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,308 DEFENDED HIS SON ERIC, CLAIMING "HE GETS TREATED TERRIBLY, JUST 195 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,110 TERRIBLY. 196 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,878 I THINK HE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE." 197 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:17,216 (AS ERIC) "YOU TELL 'EM, POPS. 198 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:23,222 I WANT A NORMAL LIFE! 199 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:29,195 THREE WIVES, ONE PORN STAR, AND 20 CREDIBLE ACCUSATIONS OF 200 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:33,232 ASSAULT, JUST LIKE DEAR OLD DAD. 201 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,201 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS NORMAL? 202 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:41,207 HUGS. 203 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,609 I'M THE ONE WHO POSTED THE PIG." 204 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:56,389 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 205 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:59,191 IN OTHER DOUCHE NEWS, THERE'S MORE TROUBLE FOR FLORIDA 206 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:05,197 REPRESENTATIVE AND ELVIS PRESLEY'S IDIOT COUSIN, MATT 207 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,800 GAETZ. 208 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,635 GAETZ IS REPORTEDLY UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR VIOLATING 209 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:13,272 FEDERAL SEX TRAFFICKING LAWS, AFTER HE MET A 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL 210 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,775 ON THE WEBSITE "SEEKING ARRANGEMENT," AND NOW 211 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,545 PROSECUTORS ARE "SEEKING ARRAIGNMENT." 212 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,247 ( LAUGHTER ) THEY'VE ALREADY GOTTEN A 213 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:25,251 GUILTY PLEA FROM GAETZ CRONY AND MAN WITH RESTING GROPE HANDS, 214 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:28,087 JOEL GREENBERG. 215 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,755 GREENBERG WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SENTENCED NEXT MONTH, BUT 216 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:35,061 PROSECUTORS ASKED A JUDGE TO DELAY THAT, BECAUSE GREENBERG 217 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:36,228 WAS GIVING THEM EVEN MORE DIRT. 218 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:40,599 ONE PROSECUTOR TOLD THE JUDGE, THE INFORMATION PROVIDED BY 219 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:45,604 GREENBERG "TAKES US PLACES WE AREN'T ANTICIPATING." 220 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:49,075 ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) SO, OVER-AGE DATING? 221 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:54,647 YOU KNOW, THE KIND YOU SEE IN THE MAGAZINE "VERY LEGAL." 222 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,783 ( LAUGHTER ) WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 223 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:58,551 TONIGHT. 224 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:00,719 MY GUESTS ARE THE STARS OF "DUNE." 225 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:04,323 TIMOTHEÉE CHALAMET AND ZENDAYA! 226 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,625 WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"! 227 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:07,493 JOIN US! 228 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:14,667 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 229 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:33,786 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 230 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:34,720 WELCOME BACK! 231 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:38,524 GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN"! 232 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:47,500 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 233 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:55,474 JON -- JON -- I -- UH, TONIGHT, I AM TALKING TO TIMOTHEÉE 234 00:12:55,541 --> 00:13:01,480 CHALAMET AND ZENDAYA. 235 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,581 >> Jon: YEAH! 236 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,950 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: BOTH IN THE MOVIE 237 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,719 "DUNE" THAT OPENS THIS WEEKEND, RIGHT? 238 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:10,055 OPENS TOMORROW, OR MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 239 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:15,094 I'VE SEEN IT TWICE BECAUSE, AS BEFORE, I'M FANCY, AND IT'S 240 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:20,032 ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. 241 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:23,335 I ALMOST GO ON TOO MUCH ABOUT IT, BUT I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY 242 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:27,873 WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS MOVIE THAT NOBODY CAN -- DAVID LYNCH TRIED 243 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:31,343 TO ADAPT IT, THERE HAVE BEEN TV SERIES, BUT THIS ONE HE SLOWLY 244 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,980 CRUSHES IT, IT'S A PERFECT ADAPTATION, IN MY OPINION, AND 245 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:39,852 I'M VERY EXCITED, THOSE GUYS HAVE ACTUALLY AGREED TO MEET ME 246 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:44,223 ON ARAKUS FOR AN INTERVIEW. 247 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,791 WE'RE INTERVIEWING ON "DUNE" TONIGHT. 248 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:50,196 NO ONE HAS INTERVIEWED ANYONE IN LATE NIGHT ON "DUNE" BEFORE. 249 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:57,870 THAT'S WHAT WE DO, EXCLUSIVES, RIGHT HERE. 250 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:03,175 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ANYWAY, JON, HAPPY THURSDAY. 251 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,044 >> Jon: YES, INDEED. 252 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,680 >> Stephen: YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THIS SHOW AND I 253 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:12,952 HOPE YOU DO, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME OVER 254 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,954 THERE, CAREFULLY ERECTING THE NEWSIEST, MOST TOPICAL 255 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,422 CORINTHIAN COLUMNS, FOLLOWING THE GOLDEN RATIO, POLISHING THE 256 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:17,923 FINEST CARRARA MARBLE, AND ENGRAVING ONTO IT MYTHIC TALES 257 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,426 WITH FLOURISHES OF HUMOR AND PATHOS, TO CREATE THE 258 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:24,830 GRECO-ROMAN ACROPOLIS THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. 259 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,265 BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I GRAB A COUPLE OF OFF-BRAND 260 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,902 LEGOS THAT HAVE BEEN JAMMED BETWEEN MY TOES SINCE I STEPPED 261 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:33,239 ON THEM IN 2003, FISH THE STICKS OUT OF SOME MELTED POPSICLES IN 262 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:36,542 A BROKEN FREEZER, COLLECT THE PEE-SOAKED SAND FROM A 263 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,410 PLAYGROUND I BROKE INTO IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT, AND THROW IT ALL 264 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,947 TOGETHER TO CONSTRUCT FOR YOU THE RAMSHACKLE PARTHENON OF NEWS 265 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:49,922 THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "MEANWHILE!" 266 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:53,859 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) "MEANWHILE!," IT KNOWS ALL, 267 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:57,896 FORGIVES ALL, IT IS A BALM IN GILEAD. 268 00:14:57,963 --> 00:15:00,366 ( APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE, BIG MARVEL CASTING 269 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,902 NEWS, BECAUSE HARRY STYLES HAS JOINED THE MARVEL CINEMATIC 270 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:09,541 UNIVERSE, AND WILL PLAY EROS, THE GOD OF LOVE AND SEX. 271 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:09,942 SO... 272 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:15,414 HARRY STYLES. 273 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,116 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE, "SAUDI ARABIA IS SET 274 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:21,086 TO LAUNCH AN ENORMOUS OIL-THEMED 'EXTREME PARK'." 275 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:24,723 AND TO KEEP THE MIDEAST OIL THEME AUTHENTIC, THE U.S. IS 276 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:25,924 GOING TO INVADE IT. 277 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:31,563 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 278 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,899 SURE, WHY NOT. 279 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:37,903 IT'S YOUR CLASSIC FAMILY-FRIENDLY DERELICT 280 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:41,607 OILRIG-BASED THEME PARK FEATURING "THREE HOTELS AND 11 281 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:45,210 RESTAURANTS SPREAD OVER A NUMBER OF CONNECTED PLATFORMS, AS WELL 282 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,414 AS ROLLER COASTER RIDES AND ADRENALINE RUSH ACTIVITIES LIKE 283 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,615 BUNGEE JUMPING AND SKYDIVING." 284 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:53,919 JUST BE SURE TO WEAR YOUR PONCHO WHEN YOU RIDE THE LOG FLUME. 285 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,923 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, IT'S NOW BEEN 286 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:00,859 CONFIRMED THAT "VIKINGS WERE ACTIVE AT A NEWFOUNDLAND 287 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,395 SETTLEMENT NEARLY 500 YEARS BEFORE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS 288 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:03,962 CROSSED THE ATLANTIC." 289 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,898 THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! 290 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:09,902 NOW WE KNOW THAT VIKINGS DIDN'T DISCOVER AMERICA 500 YEARS 291 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:13,906 BEFORE COLUMBUS DIDN'T! 292 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:19,778 ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 293 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,481 >> Jon: I LIKE THAT. 294 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:25,784 >> Stephen: HOLD ON, CHIN STROKE, CHIN STROKE, OH, I DO 295 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,920 ENJOY THAT JOKE. 296 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,322 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, IN A COUP DE GRASS 297 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,025 FOR MARIJUANA SMOKERS IN THE EMPIRE STATE, "NEW YORK 298 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:37,896 EMPLOYERS CANNOT TEST WORKERS FOR WEED." 299 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:45,904 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHEW... 300 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:55,814 ( APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE, ROYAL CARIBBEAN 301 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:59,585 ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY ITS "LONGEST AND MOST COMPREHENIVE" WORLD 302 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,954 CRUISE EVER, FEATURING VISITS TO ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS, STOPPING 303 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,691 AT MORE THAN 150 DESTINATIONS ACROSS 65 COUNTRIES" IN WHAT ITS 304 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,895 WEBSITE CALLS "THE ULTIMATE WORLD CRUISE!" 305 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:13,899 BECAUSE THAT SOUNDED WAY BETTER THAN THE ROYAL CARIBBEAN "GRAND 306 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:21,907 COVID VARIANTS-PEDITION!" BE SURE TO HIT THE BUFFET ON 307 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,911 "FISTFUL OF PAELLA" NIGHT. 308 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,915 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, FOUNDATION GARMENT 309 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:34,086 COMPANY "SPANX, WHICH WAS FOUNDED WITH $5,000, IS NOW 310 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,188 WORTH $1.2 BILLION, IN A DEAL WITH INVESTMENT GROUP 311 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,589 BLACKSTONE." 312 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:38,090 AND IF YOU ASK ME? 313 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,925 STILL UNDER-VALUED. 314 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:44,863 SPANX HAVE BEEN KEEPING THE COLBERT KEISTER HIGH AND TIGHT 315 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,031 FOR 20 YEARS. 316 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:49,902 WHEN I UNSNAP THIS THING AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S LIKE 317 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,904 PUNCTURING A SACK OF OATS. 318 00:17:51,970 --> 00:18:00,312 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 319 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,916 MEANWHILE, "FISHER-PRICE MADE A WORKING CHATTER PHONE FOR 320 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,251 ADULTS," WITH UPDATED FEATURES LIKE BLUETOOTH, A SPEAKERPHONE 321 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:10,088 BUTTON FOR HANDS-FREE TALK, A LOCK SWITCH SO THE WHEELS WON'T 322 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:13,892 ROLL OFF YOUR DESK, AND WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF, HE SAYS, "LOVE YOU, 323 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,394 BYE." 324 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:20,365 AND THEN MUTTERS "THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL." 325 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,234 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, TIK TOK HAS A NEW 326 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,971 STAR: NOODLE, A 13-YEAR-OLD PUG WHO PICKS AND CHOOSES IN THE 327 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,908 MORNING WHETHER OR NOT HE WANTS TO STAND. 328 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,811 IF HE STANDS, IT'S A "BONES DAY;" IF HE CHOOSES 329 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:37,749 TO SLUMP STRAIGHT BACK DOWN, IT'S A "NO BONES DAY." 330 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:38,917 I'LL LET NOODLE EXPLAIN. 331 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:39,918 >> GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME BACK TO YET ANOTHER 332 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,119 ROUND OF NO BONES. 333 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:44,456 THE GAME WHERE WE FIND OUT IF MY 13-YEAR-OLD PUG WOKE UP WITH 334 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:45,891 BONES, AND, AS A RESULT, WE FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF DAY WE'RE GOING 335 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,759 TO HAVE. 336 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,195 I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, IT'S RAINING THIS MORNING. 337 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:56,735 NOODLE DOES NOT DO RAIN, SO WE'LL SEE IF HE DOES BONES. 338 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,903 NOPE! 339 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,672 ( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT 340 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:05,210 I'M LIKE AFTER I REMOVE MY SPANX. 341 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,144 ( APPLAUSE ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STARS 342 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:10,148 OF "DUNE," TIMOTHEÉE CHALAMET AD ZENDAYA. 343 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:11,717 ♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 344 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,670 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 345 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,206 >> Stephen: FOLKS, AS I WAS SAYING, AS I HAVE BEEN SAYING 346 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:42,814 ALL ALONG, YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE WATCHING THE SHOW THAT I 347 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:48,754 ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE MOVIE "DUNE" WHICH ARRIVES IN 348 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,188 THEATERS TOMORROW. 349 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,557 DIRECTED BY DENIS VILLENEUVE IT IS AWE-INSPIRINGLY BIG AND 350 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,925 BEAUTIFUL, WITH INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCES FROM A TRULY 351 00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:56,628 WONDERFUL CAST. 352 00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:00,365 BUT TONIGHT, I GET TO DISCUSS THE FILM WITH ZENDAYA, AND 353 00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:06,772 PAUL ATREIDES HIMSELF, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET. 354 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:21,720 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I WANT YOU TO DIE WITH HONOR. 355 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,156 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I WANT YOU TO DIE WITH HONOR. 356 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:27,125 THIS KNIFE WAS GIVEN TO ME BY MY GREAT AUNT. 357 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:33,365 IT'S MADE FROM A TOOTH OF SHILOOD, THE GREAT SAND WARRIOR. 358 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:40,906 THIS WILL BE A GREAT HONOR FOR YOU TO DIE HOLDING IT. 359 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:47,846 >> WHERE'S THE OUTWORLDER! 360 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,348 JONAS IS A GOOD FIGHTER. 361 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:53,151 HE WON'T KNOW YOU SUFFERED. 362 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,686 >> STEPHEN: NOW, I WAS SO EXCITED TO TALK TO TIMOTHEE 363 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,388 AND ZENDAYA THAT, WHEN I FOUND OUT THEY COULDN'T GET TO 364 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,522 NEW YORK CITY, I DIDN'T CARE. 365 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:01,326 INSTEAD, I AGREED TO MEET THEM ON NEUTRAL TERRITORY-- THE 366 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:05,330 PLANET ARRAKIS. 367 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:14,072 JIM? 368 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,742 ♪♪ >> Stephen: HELLO! 369 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:17,876 TIMOTHEÉE! 370 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:22,447 ZENDAYA! 371 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:26,018 IS THERE ANYBODY HERE? 372 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,453 ( ECHOING ) DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING THEY'D 373 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,322 LIKE TO PROMOTE? 374 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,925 OH, HEY! 375 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,661 HEY, GUYS! 376 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:43,702 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MEETING ME OUT HERE ON ARRAKIS, DUNE, 377 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:45,437 DESERT PLANET. 378 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:46,638 >> YEAH. 379 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,007 >> Stephen: YOU'RE ALMOST LIKE SPIRITUAL PARTNERS, THESE TWO 380 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,910 CHARACTERS, AND IT'S COMPLETELY BELIEVABLE. 381 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:59,217 YOU GUYS HAVE EXTRAORDINARY CHEMISTRY WITH EACH OTHER. 382 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:02,721 DID YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE YOU SHOT THIS FILM? 383 00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:06,892 >> I THINK WE FIRST REALLY MET WHEN WE HAD A CHEMISTRY READ 384 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:07,726 TOGETHER. 385 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,394 >> Stephen: WHAT IS A CHEMISTRY READ? 386 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:10,429 EDUCATE ME. 387 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:14,733 >> HOW WOULD YOU -- IT'S JUST A -- IT'S LIKE WHEN 388 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,071 SOMEONE WHO'S USUALLY ALREADY CAST READS WITH OTHER ACTORS TO 389 00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:25,911 SEE IF THERE IS A CHEMISTRY THAT WOULD -- 390 00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:26,878 >> ENSUE. 391 00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:32,651 -- ENSUE TO THUS CAST -- TO THUS CAST THE FILM 392 00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:33,518 CORRECTLY. 393 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:37,189 WHEN ZENDAYA CAME IN, SE CRUSHED IT. 394 00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:38,090 SHE'S CHANI. 395 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:41,460 SHE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE MOVIE. 396 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,695 JASON PLAYS DUNCAN IDAHO. 397 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:47,299 JASON AND ZENDAYA ARE MY FAVORITE PARTS. 398 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:56,775 THEY TOTALLY BLOW EVERYONE AWAY ON THE SCREEN. 399 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:57,843 >> NOT AT ALL. 400 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:00,746 >> Stephen: TIMOTHEÉE SAYS HE IMMEDIATELY FELT IT. 401 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,181 WHAT WAS IT LIKE FOR YOU, THE CHEMISTRY READ? 402 00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:05,717 >> I WAS ON THE MORE NERVOUS SIDE OF THINGS. 403 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:06,952 HE ALREADY HAD THE JOB. 404 00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:09,955 I WAS WALKING TO A ROOM WHERE I KNEW DENNY WOULD BE AND I KNEW 405 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:14,426 HE WOULD BE AND I'M OBVIOUSLY A FAN OF BOTH OF THEIR WORK AND 406 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:18,797 HAVE ADMIRED THE -- YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE CONSISTENT, BEAUTIFUL, 407 00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:21,900 YOU KNOW, WORK THAT THEY'VE CONTINUED TO PUT OUT OVER THE 408 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:27,806 YEARS AND, SO, YEAH, I WAS NERVOUS. 409 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:28,774 OBVIOUSLY, I WAS NERVOUS. 410 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,942 >> DIDN'T YOU JUST HAVE SURGERY OR SOMETHING? 411 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:34,246 >> YEAH, I HAD MY WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT. 412 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:35,547 IT WAS A WEEK BEFORE. 413 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:36,681 IT TAKES A WHILE. 414 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,818 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH MY FACE WILL SWELL, THAT WILL BE A 415 00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:41,052 THING. 416 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,955 >> Stephen: DID YOU STILL HAVE COTTON PACKED IN YOUR SOCKETTES 417 00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:45,390 OR ANYTHING? 418 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:49,895 >> THANKFULLY I WAS GONE BUT I HAD A FEAR I WAS GOING TO GET 419 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:52,564 DRY SOCKET. 420 00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:53,765 >> WHAT IS DRY SOCKET? 421 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:57,903 >> Stephen: I THINK IT'S AN INFECTION WHERE THEY HAVE TAKEN 422 00:23:57,969 --> 00:24:03,208 THE WISDOM TEETH OUT AND IT'S PAINFUL. 423 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,076 >> THEY SAID IT WILL MAKE YOUR MOUTH STINK. 424 00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:09,014 THAT WAS MY BIGGEST FEAR IS IF I GET THIS DRY SOCKET THING AND 425 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,449 WHAT IF I HAD THIS HORRIBLE BREATH AND THEY COME TO ME AND 426 00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:16,021 WE HAVE THESE INTIMATE SCENES BETWEEN CHANI AND PAUL AND HE'S 427 00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:22,294 JUST MEETING ME AND MY BREATH IS JUST REEKING, THAT WOULD BE MY 428 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,094 BIGGEST FEAR. 429 00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:25,497 BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND HERE WE ARE. 430 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:29,901 >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE TO KISS IN A CHEMISTRY READ? 431 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,002 >> NO. 432 00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:31,536 ! 433 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:33,038 >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. 434 00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:33,638 NO! 435 00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:34,039 >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW. 436 00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:35,607 I DON'T KNOW. 437 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:38,009 >> BUT YOU HAVE TO BE IN THEIR FACE. 438 00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:40,345 SO I WAS DEFINITELY AFRAID THAT THAT WOULD HAPPEN. 439 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:44,182 >> Stephen: TIMOTHEÉE, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU SAID A GOOGLE 440 00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:49,287 ALERT FOR "DUNE" WHEN YOU HEARD THE MOVIE WAS BEING MADE? 441 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:50,422 >> YES. 442 00:24:50,488 --> 00:24:52,691 I WAS DREAMING OF WORKING WITH DENIS LIKE ANY ACTOR WOULD 443 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:55,961 BECAUSE HE'S THE BEST DIRECTOR. 444 00:24:56,027 --> 00:25:00,398 I HAD AUDITIONED FOR A PART IN PRISONER BUT I DIDN'T GET IT. 445 00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:05,036 I SHOULD GET OVER MY BITTERNESS OVER THAT BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. 446 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:12,878 ONCE I HEARD HE WAS WORKING ON IT, I HEARD LEGENDARY STUDIO WAR 447 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:16,381 TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND SAID, THIS WOULD BE A GOOD ONE FOR YOU, 448 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:21,920 THEN I HAD A GOOGLE ALERT AND SAW WHAT THE ACTING PROGRESSION 449 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:22,954 WAS LIKE. 450 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:27,959 I WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO PUT MYSELF IN FRONT OF DENIS 451 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,094 VILLENUEVE. 452 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,162 >> Stephen: HOW FAMILIAR WERE BOTH OF YOU WITH THE BOOK? 453 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:35,100 >> I REMEMBER BEING AT MIDTOWN COMICS ON 40th AND 7th WHEN 454 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:38,436 I WAS TEN GETTING DENIS VILLENUEVE CARDS. 455 00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:41,606 I REMEMBER SEEING A GRAPHIC NOVEL OF "DUNE" WHICH WOULD NOT 456 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:45,210 HAVE BEEN THE ORIGINAL VERSION BUT THAT'S WHERE THE SEED WAS 457 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,244 PLANTED. 458 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:47,946 >> Stephen: ZENDAYA, HAD YOU READ THE BOOK BEFORE? 459 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:51,182 >> KIND OF SIMILAR TO YOU, BEFORE THE FILM KIND OF CAME 460 00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:54,119 AROUND, I DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT, BUT I HEARD THAT IT WAS 461 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:57,756 HAPPENING AND I HEARD YOU WERE DOING IT AND DENNY WAS DOING IT 462 00:25:57,822 --> 00:26:00,125 AND I WAS, LIKE, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM. 463 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:02,794 THEN I WAS TALKING TO MY MOM ABOUT IT AND SHE WAS, LIKE, THIS 464 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:06,731 IS ONE OF YOUR GRANDFATHER'S FAVORITE BOOKS, HE'S HAD ALL OF 465 00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:07,966 THEM. 466 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:09,935 I WAS, LIKE, OKAY, THAT'S WHY I KNOW THIS SEEMS SO FAMILIAR TO 467 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,136 ME. 468 00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:14,940 SO, YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY COOL IT CAME FULL CIRCLE 469 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:16,074 IN THAT WAY. 470 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:18,576 >> Stephen: IT'S HARD TO EXPRESS THE FEELING WHEN ONE OF 471 00:26:18,643 --> 00:26:21,913 MY FAVORITE BOOKS I'M LEARNING IS ONE OF YOUR GRANDFATHER'S 472 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,150 FAVORITE BOOKS. 473 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:27,185 ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS HOPING YOU WERE GOING TO 474 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,186 SAY FATHER. 475 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,821 I WAS REALLY HOPING YOU WERE GOING TO SAY FATHER. 476 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,723 >> NO, NO, HE WAS OLDER WHEN HE CAME OUT. 477 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,892 >> Stephen: OKAY, GOOD. 478 00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:37,896 HE WASN'T VERY YOUNG, BUT HE LOVED THE BOOK, WHICH I FEEL 479 00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:39,130 MANY PEOPLE DO. 480 00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:41,633 >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE TIMOTHEÉE CHALAMT 481 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:44,402 AND ZENDAYA. 482 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:45,270 ♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 483 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:58,717 ♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 484 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,452 SNEAP HEY, EVERYBODY. 485 00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:04,089 WE'RE BACK HERE ON "DUNE," THE DESERT PLANET WITH THE STARS OF 486 00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:08,026 THE MOVIE "DUNE," TIMOTHEÉE CHALAMET AND ZENDAYA. 487 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:13,598 I SAID THIS TO DENIS THAT I THINK IT'S A PERFECT ADAPTATION, 488 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:17,502 THAT IT'S FAMOUSLY THE MOVIE THAT CAN'T BE ADAPTED AND, YET, 489 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,237 THERE IS NO ASPECT OF THE BOOK THAT I'M MISSING THAT ISN'T 490 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:22,574 INCLUDED ON SCREEN BECAUSE TO HAVE THE PATIENCE -- BECAUSE OF 491 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:27,078 THE PATIENCE AND THE SENSITIVITY HE TAKES IN APPROACHING THE 492 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:30,382 MATERIAL AND CREATING THE ATMOSPHERE OF THE BOOK. 493 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,818 WATCHING THE MOVIE FEELS, TO ME, WHAT IT WAS LIKE THE FIRST TIME 494 00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:36,021 TO READ THE BOOK. 495 00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:37,188 >> RIGHT. 496 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:40,125 >> Stephen: I WAS COMPLETELY ABSORBED INTO AN ALIEN WORLD, 497 00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:44,829 AND I SAID I HAD NO REFERENCE FOR WHAT HE WAS SHOWING US OTHER 498 00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,364 THAN HIS OTHER FILMS. 499 00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:52,070 THE SAME SORT OF PATIENCE AND THE ATMOSPHERE HE CREATES WITH 500 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:56,374 THINGS LIKE BLADE RUNNER 24-9 OR ARRIVAL. 501 00:27:56,441 --> 00:28:03,114 DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE A FAVORITE DENIS VILLENUEVE FILM OTHER THAN 502 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:03,782 "DUNE"? 503 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:04,949 >> I THINK THEY SAID ARRIVAL. 504 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:10,355 I LIKE ALL THE OTHER STUFF, SMALLER MOVIES, BUT "ARRIVAL" 505 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:11,489 BLEW ME AWAY. 506 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:14,392 I FELT LIKE I HAD NEVER SEEN SOMETHING STRIKE THAT TONE. 507 00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:18,496 IT FELT LIKE SEEING A CHRISTOPHER NOLAN MOVIE THE 508 00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:19,931 FIRST TIME. 509 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:22,534 >> Stephen: HOW DID YOU HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF BEING PAUL 510 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,936 ATREIDES, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS RIDING ON YOUR SHOULDERS. 511 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:29,874 AND I DON'T WANT TO STRESS YOU OUT HERE, BUT IT REALLY IS. 512 00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:32,977 EVERYTHING -- THE ENTIRE MOVIE SWIRLS AROUND THIS ONE 513 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:33,745 CHARACTER. 514 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:36,448 >> WELL, I WOULD SAY IT'S TWOFOLD. 515 00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:39,951 ONE, I GOT REALLY LUCKY WITH DENIS IN THE CAST. 516 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:42,487 THAT'S NOT A DODGE, THAT'S JUST THE TRUTH. 517 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:48,593 HE MADE ME FEEL AT HOME, HE MADE ME FEEL WELL SUPPORTED, AND 518 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:56,434 INSPIRED ME WITH JASON AND EVERYONE ON A MOVIE OF THIS SIZE 519 00:28:56,501 --> 00:29:00,138 EXCEPT ME WERE RELEASED IN A ROLE LIKE THIS, SO THEY HAD MY 520 00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:01,306 BACK. 521 00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:03,875 YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT FOR GRANTED IN THIS INDUSTRY, NOT THAT 522 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:06,111 THERE'S A LOT OF BAD PEOPLE BUT -- 523 00:29:06,177 --> 00:29:08,413 >> Stephen: THERE'S A LOT OF BAD PEOPLE. 524 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,214 READ THE NEWSPAPERS. 525 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,415 >> YEAH. 526 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:13,318 BUT THEN, SECONDLY, DENIS WAS VERY FOCUSED ON THE CHARACTER, 527 00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:17,021 WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT PROPHECY OR THINGS LIKE THAT, MAYBE WHERE 528 00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:21,860 THE CHARACTER GOES, BUT FINDING THE HUMANITY, THE INEXPERIENCE, 529 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:24,596 FINDING THE YOUNG MAN SMELLING HIS ARM PITS BECAUSE HE HASN'T 530 00:29:24,662 --> 00:29:27,765 PUNT ON DEODORANT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND TRYING TO STAY 531 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:31,803 CLOSER TO ALMOST A FISH OUT OF WATER THAN ANY SORT OF, YOU 532 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:34,539 KNOW, NEOIN THE MATRIX TYPE OF THING. 533 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,807 I LOVE NEOIN THE MATRIX. 534 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:39,844 >> Stephen: HOW DO EACH OF YOU HANDLE THE TENSION OF THE FIRST 535 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:41,045 DAY ON SET? 536 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,414 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU DO TO, LIKE, RELAX YOURSELF WHEN YOU 537 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:44,616 FIRST GET THERE? 538 00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:47,819 YOU KNOW, THE CAMERA HASN'T ROLLED YET ON THE VERY FIRST DAY 539 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:48,686 FOR YOU. 540 00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:52,857 WHAT DO YOU DO TO HANDLE THAT PRESSURE? 541 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:53,558 >> OH, MAN. 542 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:57,095 >> Stephen: TELL FART JOKES. 543 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:59,831 EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD FART JOKE. 544 00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:02,033 I DON'T KNOW, I CAN DEFINITELY SPEAK TO THAT IN THE SENSE THAT 545 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:06,538 I WAS COMING IN FOR FIVE DAYS ON THIS MASSIVE PRODUCTION, AND MY 546 00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:10,175 FIRST DAY I, YOU KNOW, I'M LANDING IN QUITE LITERALLY WHAT 547 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:12,610 FELT LIKE IRAQ IS, RIGHT, BECAUSE EVERYBODY WAS ALREADY IN 548 00:30:12,677 --> 00:30:14,512 THEIR COSTUME WHEN I MET THEM. 549 00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:16,748 >> Stephen: IN JORDAN? 550 00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:17,916 YES, IN JORDAN. 551 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:21,586 BUT EVERYBODY WAS IN THEIR COSTUME WHEN I GOT TO MEET THEM 552 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:22,420 FOR THE FIRST TIME. 553 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:32,230 I WAS, LIKE, OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS REAL. 554 00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:34,132 I WAS VERY INTIMIDATED. 555 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:37,068 AND TO THE THING YOU WERE SAYING, THE WORLD BUILDING, I 556 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:40,038 DIDN'T GET TO SEE ALL THE OTHER THINGS THEY HAD CREATED UP TO 557 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,306 THIS POINT. 558 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:44,008 SO WHEN I GOT TO SEE THE MOVIE, I WAS BLOWN AWAY, MY JAW WAS ON 559 00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:47,745 THE FLOOR IN THE SAME WAY BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA WHAT OTHER 560 00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:48,446 THINGS. 561 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,948 I JUST GOT TO WATCH IT AS A FAN. 562 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:54,118 AND, SO, BEING THERE ON THAT DAY WAS, I MEAN, IT WAS THE COOLEST 563 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:57,222 THING EVER, BUT I WAS NERVOUS. 564 00:30:57,288 --> 00:30:59,857 BUT I WILL SAY -- >> COULDN'T TELL. 565 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:01,159 YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY IT COOL. 566 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:05,363 BUT THE THING THAT MADE ME NOT NERVOUS WAS THE ENERGY ON SET 567 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:08,967 WHICH I THINK COMES FROM THE TOP WHICH IS DENIS AND THIS GUY 568 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:12,604 RIGHT HERE, THEY SET THE TONE FOR IT TO BE A REALLY WARM 569 00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:13,171 ENVIRONMENT. 570 00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:14,339 EVERYBODY WAS SO LOVING. 571 00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:15,907 WE HAD DANCE PARTIES. 572 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:19,744 THIS MAN TRAVELS AROUND WITH MUSIC EVERYWHERE, SO THERE WAS 573 00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:24,849 MUSIC, THERE WAS JOKES, FART JOKES. 574 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:29,254 NO, BUT I MET, LIKE, A LIFELONG FRIEND AND WAS ABLE TO LEARN SO 575 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,656 MUCH IN THOSE FIVE DAYS. 576 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:35,059 SO I REALLY HAD NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, WHICH ENDED UP BEING 577 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:38,563 REALLY COOL, SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO PULL OUT ANY KIND OF RITUAL TO 578 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:42,166 CALM MYSELF DOWN, EVERYBODY JUST ENDED UP BEING REALLY LOVELY, 579 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,302 WHICH I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR. 580 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:47,005 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT 581 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:49,874 BACK WITH MORE TIMOTHEÉE CHALAMT AND ZENDAYA. 582 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:53,578 I'M GOING TO ASK THEM ABOUT SHOOTING IN THE DESERT AND, OF 583 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:57,749 COURSE, CHAFING. 584 00:31:57,815 --> 00:31:59,584 ♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 585 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:29,013 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 586 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,048 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK WITH THE STARS OF 587 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,717 "DUNE," TIMOTHEÉE CHALAMET AND ZENDAYA. 588 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:36,321 YOUR SCENES ARE PRIMARILY IN THE DESERT WITH EACH OTHER. 589 00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:38,489 WHAT WAS THAT LIKE SHOOTING OUT THERE? 590 00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:42,660 I UNDERSTAND YOU HAD TO SHOOT AT ODD HOURS. 591 00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:45,296 >> YES, SOMETIMES IT WOULD GET SO HOT DURING THE DAY THAT 592 00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:49,233 SOMETIMES YOU HAD TO SHOOT BETWEEN 5:00 A.M. AND 7:00 A.M. 593 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:53,905 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO DANGEROUS TO SHOOT OUTSIDE WITH 594 00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:59,777 THE STEEL SUITS WE WERE WEARING WHICH COOL CHARACTERS IN THE 595 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:02,347 MOVIE BUT IN REAL LIFE ARE HOT. 596 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:04,048 >> Stephen: TALK ABOUT THE CHAFING. 597 00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:05,650 HOW MUCH TALL COMPOUNDER. 598 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:15,326 >> A LOT OF TALCUM POWDER IN THE MORNING, AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. 599 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:20,164 >> Stephen: DID SAND GET IN YOUR OUTFITS? 600 00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:21,766 >> IT'S PRETTY SEALED UP. 601 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,168 SOMETIMES YOU WANT IT. 602 00:33:24,235 --> 00:33:25,269 >> YOU WANT SAND? 603 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,938 TO HAVE THE PROTECTION FROM THE SUIT BECAUSE 604 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:35,346 I REMEMBER, LIKE, DENIS' FIRST NOTE TO ME IS THE IDEA WE WERE 605 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:38,883 TALKING ABOUT THE CHARACTER AND HE SAID SHE WOULD MOVE THROUGH 606 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:42,086 THE ROCKS LIKE A GAZELLE, SHE'S ONE WITH HER HOME. 607 00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:49,494 I WAS MIDDLE EAST, OKAY, GOT IT, I GOT TO LOOK COOL -- I WAS 608 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,830 IMMEDIATELY LIKE, OKAY, I GOT IT, I'VE GOT TO LOOK COOL. 609 00:33:52,897 --> 00:33:56,601 I'VE GOT TO TRY MY BEST TO SLIDE OFF THINGS. 610 00:33:56,667 --> 00:34:00,838 THAT'S WHEN YOU WANT THE SUIT SO YOU'RE NOT RIPPING YOUR SKIN 611 00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:01,806 OFF. 612 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,307 BUT THERE WAS CHAFING FOR SURE. 613 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:06,744 >> Stephen: "DUNE" IS A COMING OF AGE STORY, A PSYCHOLOGICAL 614 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:07,645 THRILLER. 615 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:12,550 IN SOME REGARDS A PHILOSOPHICAL TREATISE. 616 00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:18,489 WHAT IS THIS STORY TO YOU GUYS? 617 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:21,025 >> I FEEL LIKE IT'S ABOUT OPPOSITIONAL FORCES. 618 00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:25,396 I THINK IT'S ABOUT FIGHTING FOR WHAT'S RIGHT, I THINK IT'S ABOUT 619 00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:29,500 FIGHTING FOR WHAT'S RIGHT IN CONTEXT OF WHAT'S GONE WRONG, 620 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:35,273 WHETHER IN THE STORY THAT HAS TO DO WITH THE EXPLOITATION OF 621 00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:37,275 ARRAKIS, THE EXPLOITATION OF THE PEOPLE. 622 00:34:37,341 --> 00:34:40,111 FROM MY TUNNEL VISION POINT OF VIEW, IT'S A STORY OF A YOUNG 623 00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:44,816 MAN BEING THRUST HAVE INTO A CIRCUMSTANCES WAY TOO SOON 624 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:48,820 WITHOUT EXPERIENCE TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT. 625 00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:52,523 TRAGIC THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN HIS FAMILY AND, SOMEHOW, THROUGH 626 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,826 PERSEVERANCE, THROUGH WORKING THROUGH HIS PERSONAL FEAR, 627 00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:58,229 THROUGH THE BRAVERY OF THAT IS ABLE TO OVERCOME IT IN SOME WAY. 628 00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:02,266 >> Stephen: IS THE SECOND HALF BEING MADE? 629 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,368 >> YO, WE'RE ASKING THE SAME QUESTION. 630 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:08,840 >> Stephen: SO YOU GUYS AREN'T BEING CONTACTED YET TO GO SHOOT 631 00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:12,810 THE SECOND PART? 632 00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:13,244 >> ISH. 633 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,546 >> Stephen:ISH? 634 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:19,150 BECAUSE THE TITLE PAGE DOES SAY "DUNE" PART ONE. 635 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,017 >> YES. 636 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:21,152 >> Stephen: LET'S SAY IT IS BEING MADE. 637 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:24,422 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO MOST IN THE SECOND HALF. 638 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:26,757 >> YOU PLAYING THE EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE. 639 00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:30,428 >> Stephen: THAT'S MY MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION. 640 00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:32,163 WHAT PART DO YOU THINK I SHOULD PLAY. 641 00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:33,197 >> THE EMPEROR. 642 00:35:33,264 --> 00:35:37,902 >> Stephen: THE EMPEROR, SADDAM THE IV, I BELIEVE. 643 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:38,503 >> WHOA, YOU KNOW. 644 00:35:38,569 --> 00:35:39,904 >> Stephen: COME ON, NOW. 645 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:44,408 HE SAYS, I'M NO FAKE FAN. 646 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:47,812 >> Stephen: WE PLAY FAST, WE PLAY HARD HERE AT THE "LATE 647 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:50,147 SHOW" AND HERE'S WHERE IT GETS TOUGH. 648 00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:59,824 ARE YOU READY FOR A GAME WE'RE CALLING DUNER OR LATER. 649 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:05,963 ARE THE THINGS I'M GOING TO NAME OLDER OR YOUNGER THAN DUNE, THE 650 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:06,264 BOOK. 651 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:06,864 >> 1965. 652 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:10,134 >> Stephen: IF YOU SAY SO. 653 00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:10,902 OKAY. 654 00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:12,036 REALLY SHOW OUR YOUTHFUL AGE HERE. 655 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:17,341 >> Stephen: "STAR WARS," DUNER OR LATER. 656 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:18,075 >> LATER. 657 00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:19,844 >> Stephen: 1977, THIS IS TRUE. 658 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:22,513 SPIDER-MAN, DUNER OR LATER? 659 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:25,449 >> OH, I SHOULD KNOW THIS. 660 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,217 DO YOU KNOW? 661 00:36:26,284 --> 00:36:29,587 >> I DON'T KNOW BUT I COULD GUESS. 662 00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:29,954 >> OKAY. 663 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:30,521 DUNER. 664 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:33,591 >> Stephen: DUNER, 1962. 665 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:34,425 OKAY! 666 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,861 >> Stephen: >> Stephen: DUNE BUGGIES. 667 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:40,798 I'M A CITY BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S A DUNE BUGGY. 668 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,433 >> Stephen: WHAT'S A DUNE BUGGY? 669 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,367 >> I GREW UP IN THE CITY! 670 00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:45,937 >> Stephen: SO DID I! 671 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:49,473 I WOULD SAY -- WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 672 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,709 >> UM, UH, LET'S GO DUNER. 673 00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:55,680 >> Stephen: DUNER, 1964. 674 00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:56,914 WHOA, THREE FOR THREES. 675 00:36:56,981 --> 00:37:04,355 >> Stephen: DORITOS CORN DHIPS, DUNER OR LATER. 676 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:05,189 >> LATER. 677 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:08,492 >> Stephen: DORITOS INTRODUCED IN 1964. 678 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:08,826 DUNER. 679 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:09,327 >> NO WAY. 680 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:10,628 >> Stephen: OH, WAY. 681 00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:15,099 STEPHEN COLBERT, DUNER OR LATER. 682 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:19,804 >> COLBERT, UM -- UM -- >> Stephen: I ENJOY THE SAME 683 00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:23,841 BOOKS THAT ZENDAYA'S FATHER DOES. 684 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:24,408 >> 1989. 685 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:25,042 >> Stephen: NICELY DONE. 686 00:37:25,109 --> 00:37:28,245 YOU WIN THE INTERVIEW. 687 00:37:28,312 --> 00:37:32,049 DUNER, 1964, SLIGHTLY OLDER THAN "DUNE." 688 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:35,820 TIMOTHEÉE CHALAMET AND ZENDAYA COMBINED. 689 00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:41,959 DUNER OR LATER? 690 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:43,828 ( COUNTING ) >> CARRY THE ONE -- 691 00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:45,630 THAT, MY FRIEND, WOULD BE LATER. 692 00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:46,230 >> Stephen: THAT IS CORRECT. 693 00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:47,064 THAT IS CORRECT. 694 00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:51,302 COMBINED, YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN "DUNE." 695 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,571 TIMOTHEÉE, ZENDAYA, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO TALK 696 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:53,971 TO US. 697 00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:55,072 >> THANK YOU. 698 00:37:55,139 --> 00:37:56,273 T WAS REALLY FUN. 699 00:37:56,340 --> 00:38:00,544 >> Stephen: AGAIN, AS I TOLD DENIS, I THINK THIS IS A PERFECT 700 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:01,779 ADAPTATION. 701 00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:03,814 EVERYONE SHOULD SEE IT ON THE BIG SCREEN, THEN WATCH IT AGAIN 702 00:38:03,881 --> 00:38:07,852 ON HBO MAX, OKAY? 703 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:08,753 PLEASE. 704 00:38:08,819 --> 00:38:12,823 IT'S IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX TOMORROW. 705 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:13,791 TIMOTHEÉE AND ZENDAYA. 706 00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:15,826 THANKS, Y'ALL. 707 00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,762 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 708 00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:27,838 ♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 709 00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:29,607 >> GENERAL, CEREAL, YOU CAN'T HAVE A WAR WITHOUT A NARRATIVE 710 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:30,941 THOROUGHLY IMPLANTED INTO AMERICA'S CRANIAL FEAR CENTER. 711 00:38:31,008 --> 00:38:33,944 IS IT A COINCIDENCE THAT EVERYONE WHO'S EVER STEPPED FOOT 712 00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:37,848 IN THE PENTAGON IS ON CABLE NEWS TALKING UP CHINA LIKE IT'S A BIG 713 00:38:37,915 --> 00:38:39,250 TASTY TURKEY LEG? 714 00:38:39,316 --> 00:38:43,120 >> I THINK EVERYBODY IS TALKING UP CHINA BECAUSE CHINA IS 715 00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:46,090 TALKING UP TAIWAN, AND WHAT THE CHINESE WANT THE UNITED STATES 716 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,026 TO BE DOING IS HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 717 00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:53,064 THEY WANT US TO SAY, DO WE REALLY WANT TO FIGHT A WAR FOR 718 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:55,299 TAIWAN, AND THEY WANT US TO COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT'S TOO 719 00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:57,468 FAR AWAY AND IT'S NOT VERY IMPORTANT. 720 00:38:57,535 --> 00:39:00,905 >> I'M SURE WE WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH CHINA DR.ING HOW 721 00:39:00,971 --> 00:39:01,906 WELL AFGHANISTAN WENT. 722 00:39:01,972 --> 00:39:05,109 >> CHINA HAS NO BUSINESS IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA. 723 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,978 THAT'S RIGHT NEXT TO CHICAGO IF YOU FOLD THE MAP RIGHT. 724 00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:09,213 >> YIKES. 725 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:19,390 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY! 726 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:20,491 THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. 727 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:21,492 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST WILL BE ANDIE MACDOWELL. 728 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:25,963 JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT, WITH HIS GUEST LARRY DAVID. 729 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,099 GOOD NIGHT. 730 00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:35,339 ♪♪ ( THEME SONG PLAYING ) 731 00:39:35,406 --> 00:39:36,707 >> STEPHEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BALL? 732 00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:39,643 >> Stephen: LET'S JUST PROVE WE'RE TOGETHER. 733 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,980 I'M GOING TO THROW, YOU GUYS CATCH IT, OKAY? 734 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:43,547 >> COOL. 735 00:39:43,614 --> 00:39:45,316 OKAY. 736 00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:45,750 NICE. 737 00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:46,016 THANKS. 738 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:46,450 COOL. 739 00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:47,351 >> Stephen: SEE? 740 00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:49,587 THROW IT BACK! 741 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,422 >> ALL RIGHT. 742 00:39:51,489 --> 00:39:51,856 OKAY. 743 00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:52,189 >> Stephen: WOW! 744 00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:54,492 NICE ARM! 745 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:55,726 >> HEY -- >> Stephen: OH -- 746 00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:57,928 THAT WAS AN AMAZING ARC. 747 00:39:57,995 --> 00:40:00,364 IT'S COMING RIGHT BACK AT YOU, OKAY? 748 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:05,936 >> Stephen: OKAY, HERE WE GO. 749 00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:07,104 ( LAUGHTER ) >> GENTLE. 750 00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:09,640 >> Stephen: WE ARE USING THE SAME TECHNOLOGY RIGHT NOW THEY 751 00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:14,879 USED TO ACTUALLY SHOOT ON "DUNE." 752 00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:22,419 ♪♪ ( THEME SONG PLAYING )