1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:04,404 >> A KEY PART OF THE DEMOCRATS' CLIMATE AGENDA IS LIKELY TO BE 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:08,942 CUT FROM THE RECONCILIATION PACKAGE, AFTER OPPOSITION FROM 3 00:00:09,008 --> 00:00:12,112 DEMOCRATIC SENATOR JOE MANCHIN OF WEST VIRGINIA. 4 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,581 >> JOE MANCHIN, SENATOR FROM WEST VIRGINIA, MADE A 5 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:18,551 HALF MILLION DOLLARS ON COAL PRODUCTION LAST YEAR. 6 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:21,554 HIS SON RUNS A COAL COMPANY THAT HE FOUNDED, AND HE'S GOT MORE 7 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:23,156 DONATIONS FROM FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES THAN ANYONE ELSE IN 8 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,592 THE SENATE. 9 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:28,828 >> THE "NEW YORK TIMES," THIS MORNING, HAS A STORY ON ITS 10 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:30,697 FRONT PAGE INDICATING THAT WEST VIRGINIA'S FLOODING, AND 11 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:34,601 IT'S BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING. 12 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:58,551 >> IT'S "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH STSTEPHEN COLBERT! 13 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:04,824 TONIGHT, STEVEN WELCOMES CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF, AND 14 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:09,362 MUSICAL GUEST KACEY MUSGRAVES! 15 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:14,601 FEATURING J JOHN BATTIST AND STA HUMAN. 16 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:19,372 AND NOW LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 17 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:21,508 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 18 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:31,551 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIES 19 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:38,892 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIES 20 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:55,742 AND GENTLEMEN. 21 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:57,143 WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW." 22 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,811 I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. 23 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,079 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT'S A LOVELY WAY TO GET BACK 24 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:01,247 TO WORK. 25 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:03,082 A LOVELY SOUND TO HEAR AGAIN. 26 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:03,883 GREAT TO BE BACK. 27 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,386 WE HAVE BEEN OFF THE AIR FOR A WEEK. 28 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:09,255 WHILE WE WERE GONE, MAJOR NEWS ABOUT THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN 29 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,392 THE WORLD, SUPERMAN. 30 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:15,628 ( LAUGHTER ) THIS WEEKEND 31 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,497 , D.C. COMICS ANNOUNCED THAT SUPERMAN IS 32 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:22,535 CHANGING HIS MOTTO TO "TRUTH JUSTICE AND A BETTER TOMORROW." 33 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:27,073 THIS, OF COURSE, A BIG CHANGE FROM HIS ORIGINAL MOTTO: 34 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:31,744 "WEARING UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE SINCE 1938." 35 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:32,745 AND I'M BEING TOLD WE MADE THAT AND HE'S PROUD. 36 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:33,580 BIG BOY! 37 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:39,285 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) 38 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:40,086 AND I'M BEING TOLD WE MADE THAT UP. 39 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:44,223 ( LAUGHTER ) HIS PREVIOUS MOTTO WAS 40 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,593 "TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY." 41 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:48,595 BUT, YOU KNOW, MAKES SENSE TO CHANGE IT. 42 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:49,929 IF SUPERMAN REALLY FOLLOWED THE CURRENT AMERICAN WAY, HE 43 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,864 WOULD FLY TO SCHOOL BOARD MEETINGS TO SCREAM ABOUT HOW THE 44 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:55,868 VACCINE GAVE HIM HEAT VISION. 45 00:03:55,935 --> 00:04:02,375 ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, CHANGING THE SLOGAN FOR 46 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,310 THIS CARTOON HAS MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE ANGRY, WHICH OF COURSE 47 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,847 "IS" THE AMERICAN WAY. 48 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,883 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT FOR THE RECORD, THE 49 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:14,120 "AMERICAN WAY" SLOGAN WAS NOT HIS ORIGINAL MOTTO. 50 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,989 IT WAS ADDED LATER ON THE "SUPERMAN RADIO SHOW" THAT 51 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,857 MADE ITS DEBUT DURING WORLD WAR II. 52 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,994 BUT A LOT HAS CHANGED SINCE THE 40S. 53 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,863 BACK THEN, SUPERMAN WAS ALSO DOING ADS FOR CIGARETTES. 54 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,099 "BE LIKE SUPERMAN! SMOKE CHESTERTONS AND YOU'LL NEVER 55 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:30,036 DIE!" ( LAUGHTER ) 56 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,372 D.C. COMICS EXPLAINED THE SLOGAN CHANGE IN A STATEMENT, SAYING 57 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:35,842 IT'S INTENDED TO "HONOR SUPERMAN'S INCREDIBLE LEGACY OF 58 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:39,846 OVER 80 YEARS OF BUILDING A BETTER WORLD," ADDING 59 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:43,316 "THE NEW CATCHPHRASE IS MEANT TO FULLY EMBODY THAT HOPE FOR 60 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:44,417 EVERYONE." 61 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:47,086 OR AS FOX NEWS PUT IT: "NEW COMMUNIST SUPERMAN CANCELS 62 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:51,858 MR. POTATO HEAD'S CHRISTMAS PENIS." 63 00:04:51,924 --> 00:05:01,968 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 64 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:05,138 OF COURSE, I'M KIDDING BUT NOT BY MUCH. 65 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:06,172 >> THIS IS MAYBE TO MAKE SUPERMAN PALATABLE TO THE 66 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,908 COMMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA... 67 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:12,412 >> I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD CHANGE THE MOTTO OF SUPERMAN, 68 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,414 TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY, NANCY. 69 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,682 WHAT WAY SHOULD WE HAVE? 70 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,817 THE COMMUNIST CHINA WAY? 71 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,819 SHOULD WE HAVE THE TALIBAN WAY? 72 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,187 >> I'M GOING TO CALL HIM SUPERMAN AND I'M GOING 73 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:27,460 TO SAY THE AMERICAN WAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS. 74 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:31,097 >> STEPHEN: AND THEY'RE GOING TO SAY: "OKAY, AUNT NANCY. 75 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:35,134 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE OF JACK AND GIVE ME THAT 76 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:39,072 STEAK KNIFE?" ( LAUGHTER ) 77 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:40,073 OKAY? 78 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:43,076 PUT IT -- GIVE ME THE -- IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 79 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:46,012 IT'S GOING TO BE -- ( APPLAUSE ) 80 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,213 BUT I'VE GOT MY OWN BONE TO PICK WITH SUPERMAN'S NEW MOTTO: 81 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:51,384 "A BETTER TOMORROW?" SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE 82 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:55,121 MOTTO OF MY OLD COLBERT SUPER PAC: "MAKING A BETTER TOMORROW, 83 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:59,892 TOMORROW." 84 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:02,095 ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) THIS IS BAD, D.C. COMICS. 85 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:03,429 NOW THAT THIS IS OUT THERE, PEOPLE MIGHT COME TO THE 86 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:09,135 MISTAKEN CONCLUSION THAT I, STEPHEN COLBERT, AM 87 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,737 SECRETLY SUPERMAN. 88 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:13,039 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: OH, OH, YES! 89 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,006 YES! 90 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:14,440 YES! 91 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,375 >> Stephen: NO! 92 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:17,276 NO! 93 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:18,444 NO! 94 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:23,850 ( AUDIENCE CHANTING STEVEN ) >> Jon: TAKE OFF THE GLASSES! 95 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:27,553 >> Stephen: THAT -- THAT WOULD BE -- 96 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:39,398 ( LAUGHTER ) -- TOTALLY WRONG. 97 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:45,138 SHHHHHH. 98 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:49,108 ( APPLAUSE ) SPEAKING OF THE MAN OF STEEL, 99 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,210 THIS WEEKEND WE GOT A SURPRISE MEDIA APPEARANCE FROM FORMER 100 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,980 BRITISH SPY AND MAN WHO'S HAIR IS BUSINESS IN THE FRONT 101 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:58,251 WEREWOLF ON THE NECK, CHRISTOPHER STEELE. 102 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:05,124 HE'S THE AUTHOR OF THE FAMOUS STEELE DOSSIER ABOUT FORMER 103 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:15,168 PRESIDENT JACKASS O'LANTERN. 104 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:21,641 PRESIDENT JACKASS O'LANTERN. 105 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:23,876 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 106 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:24,777 SURE, WHY NOT? 107 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:25,478 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 108 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:26,279 ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 109 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:26,879 AND EXTRA POINTS FOR BEING SEASONAL. 110 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:27,814 >> Jon: YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 111 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,015 >> Stephen: PRIOR TO THE 2016 ELECTION, THIS 112 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:30,149 DOSSIER ALLEGED, AMONG OTHER THINGS, THAT THE RUSSIANS HAD A 113 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,284 VIDEOTAPE OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAVING PROSTITUTES PEE 114 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:31,918 ON A HOTEL BED WHERE PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ONCE SLEPT IN 115 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,152 MOSCOW. 116 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:37,123 EVEN WORSE, HE LATER FILLED OBAMA'S OVAL OFFICE DESK CHAIR 117 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:44,864 WITH A NEO-FASCIST GRIFTER CONSTANTLY LEAKING BURGER FARTS. 118 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,666 ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THE SO-CALLED "PEE-PEE 119 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:51,637 TAPE" WAS NEVER RELEASED, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I PRAYED. 120 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:56,142 BUT IN AN INTERVIEW WITH ABC, STEELE SAYS THE FORMER 121 00:07:56,209 --> 00:08:03,316 PRESIDENT'S PEE TAPE 'PROBABLY' EXISTS. 122 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:04,150 NO -- NO, CHRISTOPHER STEELE, YOU WILL 123 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,151 NOT GET MY HOPES UP AGAIN. 124 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,919 I HAVE MOVED ON. 125 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,088 MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS! 126 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,090 THIS SHOW HAD AN OFFICIAL LAST PEE PEE TAPE JOKE ON 127 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:15,228 JANUARY 25TH. 128 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:17,163 YOU CAN'T GET ME TO TALK ABOUT THIS UNTIL THE ACTUAL TAPE HAS 129 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:21,167 BEEN RELEASED. 130 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,603 OR AT LEAST STREAMED. 131 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,171 ( LAUGHTER ) THANK YOU. 132 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,739 THANK YOU. 133 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:33,145 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU. 134 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:37,149 I'M WARNING YOU STEELE. 135 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:41,153 IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE A FALSE REPORT AGAIN, 136 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:44,257 "URINE" TROUBLE. 137 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:46,559 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 138 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,128 STEELE ISN'T THE FIRST BRITISH SPY TO UNCOVER INTERNATIONAL 139 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,296 URINATION. 140 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,532 WHO CAN FORGET THRILLERS LIKE: "TINKLE TAILOR SOLDIER SPY." 141 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,368 "THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN MATTRESS" 142 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,637 AND "DR. NO THANK YOU I DON'T 143 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:01,140 NEED A BATHROOM I'LL JUST PEE ON THE BED" 144 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,476 >> Jon: OH, MY. 145 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:10,249 >> Stephen: STEELE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE 146 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:11,450 TAPE. 147 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:12,585 AT A DONOR RETREAT LAST WEEK, THE FORMER PRESIDENT SAID, OUT 148 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:15,488 OF NOWHERE "I'M NOT INTO GOLDEN SHOWERS." 149 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:18,791 ( LAUGHTER ) UM... NO ONE ASKED YOU. 150 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,626 WHEN NO ONE IS BRINGING UP THE THING THAT YOU FAMOUSLY DENY, 151 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:23,496 YOU SHOULDN'T BRING IT UP EITHER. 152 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,631 YOU DON'T HEAR PAUL MCCARTNEY BEGIN HIS CONCERTS BY SAYING: 153 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,433 (AS MCCARTNEY) "HELLO NEW YORK. 154 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,468 I DID NOT SECRETLY DIE IN 1966 AND GET REPLACED BY A LOOKALIKE 155 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:30,069 FROM CANADA, EH?... 156 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:37,610 DAMMIT!" ( LAUGHTER ) 157 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:44,016 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) 158 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:44,417 LEFT-HANDED. 159 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:45,284 >> Jon: YEAH. 160 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,054 >> Stephen: I'M PLAYING HOFFNER UP HERE. 161 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,989 >> Jon: YEP, YEP. 162 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:53,893 >> Stephen: THEN THE FORMER PRESIDENT CITED MILLENIA SAYING, 163 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,761 "YOU KNOW THE GREAT THING, OUR GREAT FIRST LADY... 'THAT ONE,' 164 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:56,929 SHE SAID, 'I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ONE.'" 165 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:57,797 YES, SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE 'THAT' ONE. 166 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:00,499 (AS MELANIA) "HAVING PROSTITUTES PEE ON A 167 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:03,469 BED, THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE MY HUSBAND. 168 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:07,206 NOW, GETTING SPANKED WITH A FORBES MAGAZINE WITH HIM ON 169 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,508 THE COVER AND THEN RAW-DOGGING THAT PORN STAR AT A CELEBRITY 170 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:12,845 GOLF TOURNAMENT WEEKS AFTER I GAVE BIRTH TO OUR CHILD? 171 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:17,116 THAT'S THE MAN I MARRIED." 172 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,884 ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 173 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,587 >> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS! 174 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:32,765 ( PIANO RIFF ) > 175 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:33,966 SPEAKING OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT, THE HOUSE 176 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,468 SELECT COMMITTEE INVESTIGATING THE JANUARY 6 CAPITOL RIOT IS 177 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:38,738 CRACKING DOWN ON HIS AIDES, ESPECIALLY DISGRACED STRATEGIST 178 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:43,776 AND WATERLOGGED NICK NOLTE, STEVE BANNON. 179 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:46,645 THE COMMITTEE SUBPOENAED BANNON TO TESTIFY ABOUT WHITE HOUSE 180 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,682 PLANNING PRIOR TO THE RIOT, BUT BANNON REFUSED, 181 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:53,486 CLAIMING EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE EVEN THOUGH 182 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,154 BANNON WASN'T SERVING IN GOVERNMENT AT THE TIME OF THE 183 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,489 ATTACK. 184 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:59,492 THAT'S LIKE SAYING: "YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR MAKING 185 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:02,294 CRYSTAL METH IN MY BATHTUB. 186 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:03,162 I FILLED IT WITH PERRIER. 187 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:09,201 IT'S INTERNATIONAL WATERS!" ( LAUGHTER ) 188 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:12,104 NO ONE BUT NOBODY -- ( LAUGHTER ) 189 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,973 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SURE! 190 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:18,844 NO BUBBLY. 191 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:19,979 NO ONE'S BUYING THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE ARGUMENT, AND ON 192 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,947 THURSDAY THE COMMITTEE ANNOUNCED IT WAS REFERRING STEVE 193 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:27,153 BANNON FOR CRIMINAL CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS. 194 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,455 YES! 195 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,624 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YES! 196 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,827 ( APPLAUSE ) STEVE BANNON MIGHT BE GOING TO 197 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:35,995 JAIL! 198 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:41,567 INSTEAD OF JUST LOOKING LIKE HE'S BEEN THERE FOR 30 YEARS. 199 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,135 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I'LL TALK ABOUT ALL THIS WITH MY 200 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:47,139 GUEST TONIGHT, JANUARY 6 COMMITTEE MEMBER, REPRESENTATIVE 201 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,040 ADAM SCHIFF. 202 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:53,479 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) RIGHT OVER THERE. 203 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,147 WHAT? 204 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,984 THAT'S AN EXCLUSIVE? 205 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,287 OVER IN THE COVID WORLD, CASES ARE ON THE DECLINE. 206 00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:05,458 A LOT OF THAT IS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GETTING THEIR SHOTS, AND 207 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:06,992 MORE ARE ON THE WAY. 208 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,129 LIKE EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM. 209 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,230 BECAUSE LAST WEEK, AN F.D.A. 210 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:21,273 PANEL RECOMMENDED APPROVING COVID VACCINE BOOSTERS FOR 211 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:30,216 PANEL RECOMMENDED APPROVING COVID VACCINE BOOSTERS FOR 212 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:31,117 MODERNA, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON. 213 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,218 YOU'LL END UP GETTING SO MANY SHOTS AT CVS 214 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:32,852 YOUR VACCINE CARD WILL LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEIR RECEIPTS. 215 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:33,786 ( LAUGHTER ) CBS FANS. 216 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:34,353 ( APPLAUSE ) BUT ONE OF THESE VACCINES IS NOT 217 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,588 LIKE THE OTHERS. 218 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:36,722 FOR BOTH PFIZER AND MODERNA, THE RECOMMENDATION IS THAT AFTER 6 219 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:37,923 MONTHS, PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 65 OR WHO HAVE PREEXISTING 220 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:41,193 CONDITIONS, SHOULD GET A BOOSTER. 221 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,728 BUT FOR JOHNSON AND JOHNSON, THE PANEL RECOMMENDS BOOSTERS FOR 222 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:46,499 "PEOPLE 18 AND OLDER," AND IT CAN BE GIVEN "TWO MONTHS AFTER 223 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:51,170 THE FIRST SHOT." 224 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,805 COOL! 225 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,174 YOU KNOW WHEN THAT INFORMATION WOULD HAVE COME IN HANDY? 226 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:58,344 TWO MONTHS AFTER THE FIRST SHOT! 227 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:03,149 ( APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) 228 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,451 THIS IS BECAUSE J&J IS FAR LESS EFFECTIVE THAN THE OTHER TWO 229 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,554 VACCINES AT PREVENTING SERIOUS ILLNESS. 230 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,757 BUT ACCORDING TO DR. FAUCI, THERE'S NO NEED TO FREAK OUT: 231 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:15,161 >> WE KNOW THIS VACCINE WAS NOT AS EFFECTIVE AS OTHERS, SO 232 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:18,998 SHOULD THOSE 15 MILLION PEOPLE WHO GOT THE VACCINE BE CONCERNED 233 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,199 GIVEN THESE RECOMMENDATIONS? 234 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:27,139 >> NO NOT AT ALL, MARTHA, I THINK THAT THEY SHOULD FEEL GOOD 235 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:30,075 ABOUT IT BECAUSE WHAT THE ADVISERS TO THE F.D.A. FELT, IS 236 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:34,013 THAT GIVEN THE DATA THAT THEY SAW, VERY LIKELY, THIS SHOULD 237 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,315 HAVE BEN A TWO-DOSE VACCINE TO BEGIN WITH. 238 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,151 >> STEPHEN: OBVIOUSLY. 239 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:46,358 THE NAME ITSELF HAS TWO DOSES: "JOHNSON,"... "AND JOHNSON." 240 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,995 JUST LIKE HOW WE'RE GETTING "MO" DERNA. 241 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,864 THAT'S SCIENCE. 242 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,732 THAT'S NOT THE ONLY HOT NEWS/ DR. FAUCI 243 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,902 DROPPED THIS WEEKEND. 244 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,237 HE ALSO SAVED CHRISTMAS! 245 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,006 >> IF YOU ARE VACCINATED AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS ARE 246 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,175 VACCINATED, THOSE WHO ARE ELIGIBLE, AND THAT IS OBVIOUSLY 247 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:07,112 VERY YOUNG CHILDREN ARE NOT YET ELIGIBLE, THEN YOU CAN ENJOY THE 248 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,014 HOLIDAYS. 249 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,050 >> STEPHEN: SORRY KIDS, SANTA'S ONLY COMING FOR FULLY VACCINATED 250 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:11,584 ADULTS THIS CHRISTMAS. 251 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:19,158 (AS SANTA) "HO HO HO! 252 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,660 YOU'VE BEEN GOOD LITTLE GROWNUPS THIS YEAR, SO I BROUGHT YOU A 253 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,729 LINEN DUVET COVER AND A LARGE-PRINT TOM 254 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:28,601 CLANCY!" ( LAUGHTER ) 255 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:32,404 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT, MY GUEST IS CONGRESSMAN 256 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:35,140 ADAM SCHIFF, BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, GWYNETH PINCHES 257 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,842 OUT HER BIGGEST GOOP EVER. 258 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:40,012 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 259 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:10,676 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( APPLAUSE ) 260 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,243 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 261 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,878 WELCOME BACK! 262 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:16,715 SAY HI TO JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 263 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:22,054 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 264 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,723 GOOD TO SEE Y'ALL. 265 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:25,491 HEY, EVERYBODY! 266 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:27,526 HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING OVER THERE? 267 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,994 GOOD TO SEE THE WHOLE BAND AGAIN. 268 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,430 I MISS YOU GUYS WHEN YOU AREN'T AROUND. 269 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,832 SOME PART OF MY SOUL IS NOT FULFILLED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL 270 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,968 JAZZ YOU'RE PLAYING EVERY NIGHT OVER THERE. 271 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:41,340 >> Jon: WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK. 272 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,842 >> Stephen: I'M TALKING TO ADAM SCHIFF. 273 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:49,014 LAST TIME HE WAS HERE, WAS IN 2019, WHEN HE WAS LEADING THE 274 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,083 IMPEACHMENT OF THE PRESIDENT FOR THE FIRST TIME. 275 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:55,387 ( LAUGHTER ) ONE MORE -- THAT'S BEEN TWO 276 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,555 IMPEACHMENTS. 277 00:15:56,622 --> 00:16:01,060 ONE MORE AND THIS THEY GIVE SCHIFF A FREE HOAGIE, I THINK. 278 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,896 ( APPLAUSE ) HE'LL BE HERE TO TALK ABOUT 279 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:04,563 THAT. 280 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,364 ANYWAY, STICK AROUND FOR THAT. 281 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,334 IT'S GOING TO BE HOT! 282 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,204 FOLKS, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE STILL DEALING WITH COVID 283 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:15,107 FOLKS ARE STARTING TO DO THINGS IN PERSON AGAIN. 284 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,876 BROADWAY SHOWS, LATE NIGHT TAPINGS -- 285 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,746 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONLY 286 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,947 ONES BACK DOING LIVE EVENTS. 287 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,950 SO IS GOOP FOUNDER, LIFESTYLE GURU, AND PAINTING WHOSE EYES 288 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:30,255 FOLLOW YOUR WALLET AROUND THE ROOM, GWYNETH PALTROW. 289 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,725 ANY GOOP-STRONAUTS WATCHING WILL BE THRILLED TO KNOW THAT GWYNETH 290 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:36,762 HAS ANNOUNCED THAT NEXT MONTH, SHE'S BRINGING BACK GOOP'S LIVE, 291 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,766 IN-PERSON WELLNESS SUMMIT: "IN GOOP HEALTH". 292 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,669 IT'S A PLAY ON IN "GOOD" HEALTH, THE SAME WAY EVERYTHING GOOP 293 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:48,607 SELLS IS A PLAY ON SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU. 294 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,008 HERE'S A TASTE OF WHAT GOOP SUMMITTERS CAN EXPERIENCE: 295 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:53,145 >> IN GOOP HEALTH IS BACK WITH OUR FIRST IN-PERSON SUMMIT IN A 296 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,880 LONG TIME. 297 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:59,685 WE DREAMED THIS ONE UP WITH SOME VERY SPECIAL THOUGHT LEADERS. 298 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,622 AS ALWAYS, THERE WILL BE WORKSHOPS, CONVERSATIONS 299 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,656 COMMUNITY, AND GOOD FOOD. 300 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:12,064 BUT THIS TIME, WE'RE ALSO GONNA TRY SOMETHING NEW. 301 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,000 SEE YA THERE! 302 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,503 >> STEPHEN: GOT IT. 303 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:18,771 ( LAUGHTER ) SO THE NEW TWIST IS 304 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,406 POWER-SLIDING A PORSCHE CARRERA THROUGH WHAT APPEARS TO 305 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:24,109 BE THE BLOOD OF THE LESS FORTUNATE. 306 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,712 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 307 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:27,346 IT'S FUN. 308 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:31,083 IT LOOKS REALLY FUN. 309 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:36,555 ( LAUGHTER ) GWYNETH EXPLAINED THE PORSCHE 310 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,056 TIE-IN, SAYING: >> "WE WANT TO CONNECT WITH AND 311 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,793 EXPERIENCE PLEASURE IN OUR BODIES. 312 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:44,163 WE WANT TO FEEL IT ALL. 313 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:48,400 WHICH IS WHY WE'RE TEAMING UP WITH PORSCHE." 314 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,002 WOAH, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 315 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,439 LADIES, NO MATTER WHAT, DO NOT LET GWYNETH PALTROW TALK YOU 316 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:59,178 INTO VALET PARKING A PORSCHE IN YOUR VAGINA. 317 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,014 ( LAUGHTER ) IN ADDITION TO PAYING TO BE IN A 318 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,715 CAR COMMERCIAL, GOOPSTERS WILL ALSO ATTEND BREAKOUT SESSIONS ON 319 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:07,186 SUBJECTS LIKE, "CULTIVATING CREATIVITY," "GETTING THE LOVE 320 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,955 YOU WANT," AND "FINDING PURPOSE THROUGH ASTROLOGY." 321 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:15,127 AND IF THAT SOUNDS LIKE CRAP TO YOU, 322 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:18,030 YOU'RE SUCH A TAURUS. 323 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:22,868 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 324 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,102 YOU'LL ALSO GET TO HEAR FROM GWYNETH HERSELF, AS SHE LEADS 325 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,573 "CONVERSATIONS WITH BRIGHT MINDS WHO ARE PUSHING THE CULTURE 326 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:31,143 FORWARD" AND WILL "COVER A LOT OF GROUND WITH THE PEOPLE WHO 327 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,479 ARE REDEFINING AND MOVING THE NEEDLE," "WITH THE INTENTION OF 328 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:43,522 ENGAGING WITH OUR DREAMS IN NEW WAYS." 329 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:52,564 ENGAGING WITH OUR DREAMS IN NEW WAYS." 330 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,699 OR, TO PUT THAT IN A SIMPLER WAY: SHE'S RECENTERING YOUR 331 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:54,800 CHAKRAL PULSE POINTS BY SYNERGIZING YOUR INTERNAL 332 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,034 MOONSCAPE WITH YOUR CRYSTAL HEALTH POTENTIAL, SO AS TO 333 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,069 BETTER FOCUS ON THE HEURISTIC SIPHONING OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. 334 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,104 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 335 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:03,175 AND ENGAGING WITH YOUR DREAMS IN NEW WAYS AIN'T CHEAP. 336 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:07,145 A GENERAL SUMMIT PASS COSTS $1000, WHILE A V.I.P. SUMMIT 337 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:11,183 PASS COSTS $1,450, BUT INCLUDES ADDITIONAL PERKS LIKE "AN ASK ME 338 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:21,226 ANYTHING SESSION" WITH GWYNETH. 339 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:27,766 ANYTHING SESSION" WITH GWYNETH. 340 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:37,442 GATHERING: SUMMIT-TON HOUSE. 341 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:44,416 ( SOFT MUSIC ) >> BAROQUE SIMPLICITY, SHABBY 342 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:53,792 ELEGANCE, GIVE ME MONEY. 343 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:54,927 COVET-TOWNHOUSE. 344 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:59,064 >> Stephen: WELCOME TO SUMMIT-TON: YOU KNOW 345 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,766 OUR MOTTO: PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT. 346 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,401 WE AT SUMMIT-TON THINK ASTROLOGY IS FOR RUBES. 347 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,603 INSTEAD, WE'RE OFFERING SEMINARS LIKE, "CREATIVELY CULTIVATING 348 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:08,507 CREATIVITY CULTIVATION," "GETTING THE LOVE YOU CRAVE BY 349 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:12,044 BUYING MERCH," AND "DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY THROUGH 350 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,746 BULLET JOURNALING." 351 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:17,783 THESE SEMINARS REDEFINE PUSHING THE INTENTION-GROUND AND ENGAGE 352 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,818 THE NEEDLE IN NEW DREAMS. 353 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,187 NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANT? 354 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:29,494 WELL, TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR BULLET JOURNAL. 355 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,196 AND GOOP MAY BE OFFERING HAIRPIN CORNER TOKYO DRIFTING IN A 356 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,998 MAXED-OUT PORSCHE BUT THIS YEAR'S SUMMIT-TON IS 357 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:38,904 TRYING SOMETHING NEW, SO IT WILL BE HELD AT THE STAPLES CENTER IN 358 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:46,078 PARTNERSHIP WITH "TRUCKPOCALYPSE!!!" 359 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,980 THE WEST COAST'S HIGHEST MORTALITY MONSTER TRUCK DERBY. 360 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,247 CONNECT WITH YOUR BODY AND FEEL ALL OF IT BEING RUN OVER BY THE 361 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,049 GRAVEDIGGER. 362 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:58,357 ALL OF THIS AND NOT MORE CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW, HIGH PRICE OF 363 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,025 $8,000. 364 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,261 UNLESS YOU WANT THE SUMMIT-TON VIP PASS, WHICH COSTS $80,000 365 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:08,033 AND INCLUDES A TELL ME ANYTHING SESSION WITH STEPHEN 366 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,369 COLBERT. 367 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,004 SPECIFICALLY, YOUR ROUTING NUMBER, YOUR SOCIAL, AND YOUR 368 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:16,008 MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME. 369 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:19,544 ( APPLAUSE ) SO JOIN US, WON'T YOU? 370 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,015 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SO JOIN US AT SUMMITON HOUSE, 371 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:26,718 WHERE WE GUARANTEE BETTER HEALTH, OR YOUR MONEY IS STILL 372 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,353 OURS. 373 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,154 ( LAUGHTER ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 374 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,689 CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF. 375 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:49,074 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 376 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:49,975 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 377 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,711 WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW"! 378 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:56,648 FOLKS, MY GUEST TONIGHT HAS SPENT OVER 379 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:59,284 20 YEARS IN CONGRESS, LEADS THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE, 380 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,886 AND ALSO SITS ON THE SELECT COMMITTEE ON THE JANUARY 6TH 381 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,020 ATTACK. 382 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:05,924 HE'S WRITTEN A NEW BOOK CALLED "MIDNIGHT IN WASHINGTON." 383 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,325 PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," 384 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,861 CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF! 385 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:19,905 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 386 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:30,082 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 387 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:32,350 >> Stephen: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 388 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,819 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 389 00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:36,988 AS I WAS TELLING THE PEOPLE EARLIER, TWO YEARS AGO, YOU WERE 390 00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:42,394 HERE IMPEACHING THE FORMER PRESIDENT, BUT NOW YOU'RE ON THE 391 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:49,234 JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE ABOUT TO HOLD BANNON IN CONTEMPT. 392 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,838 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS SAID -- LET 393 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:58,910 ME GET THIS RIGHT -- HE HOPES THE COMMITTEE "GOES AFTER HIM." 394 00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:00,212 WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? 395 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,013 >> WE'RE GOING AFTER HIM. 396 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,951 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT 397 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:07,185 MEAN? 398 00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:12,023 IT FEELS UNUSUAL THAT CONGRESS OR A CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE IS 399 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,458 ENFORCING A SUBPOENA. 400 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:15,494 WHY IS THIS SUCH A RARE EVENT? 401 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,463 >> WELL, BECAUSE, FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS, WHEN YOU HAD 402 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:19,898 SESSIONS AND BILL BARR RUNNING THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, THEY 403 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:23,034 VIEWED THEIR JOB, PARTICULARLY BILL BARR, AS ESSENTIALLY THE 404 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:26,772 CRIMINAL DEFENSE FIRM FOR DONALD TRUMP, AND THERE WAS LITTLE 405 00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:31,109 POINT IN HOLDING WITNESSES WHO DIDN'T SHOW UP ACCOUNTABLE BY 406 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:34,279 REFERRING THEM TO PROSECUTION BECAUSE, AFTER ALL, WE HELD BILL 407 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,648 BARR IN CONTEMPT. 408 00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:39,651 IF HE WASN'T GOING TO PROSECUTE HIMSELF, HE CERTAINLY WASN'T 409 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:43,522 GOING TO PROSECUTE OTHERS FOR IGNORING . 410 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:47,092 >> Stephen: YOU CAN'T SEND OUT THE SERGEANT AT ARMS TO COLLAB 411 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,795 SOMEBODY IN IRONS AND DRAG THEM IN? 412 00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:53,265 >> ACTUALLY, IN THE PAST, ABOUT 100 YEARS AGO, WE COULD DO THAT. 413 00:23:53,331 --> 00:23:56,134 THERE WAS A JAIL, AND WE MIGHT NEED TO BRING IT BACK. 414 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:59,604 >> Stephen: EARLIER IN THE MONOLOGUE,OFFS SAYING BANNON 415 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:02,874 WASN'T IN THE ADMINISTRATION AT THE TIME SO THE EXERTION OF 416 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,744 EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE WAS NOT BEING SUPPORTED BY THE BIDEN 417 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:06,578 ADMINISTRATION. 418 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:07,946 MAKES HIM KIND OF A SOFT TARGET HERE. 419 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:11,516 IS IT BECAUSE OF WHAT HE KNOWS OR WHAT HE REPRESENTS THAT IT'S 420 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:16,855 SO IMPORTANT TO ACTUALLY BRING THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE SUBPOENA? 421 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:18,056 >> IT'S REALLY BOTH. 422 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:24,629 CERTAINLY, WHAT HE KNOWS IS REALLY IMPORTANT, AND ON JANUARY 423 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:27,132 INSURRECTION, HE WAS TELLING PEOPLE ALL HELL WAS GOING TO 424 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,466 BREAK LOOSE THE NEXT DAY. 425 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:32,904 HE WAS, AS WE UNDERSTAND, IN CONTINUED COMMUNICATION WITH THE 426 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,172 FORMER PRESIDENT. 427 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:37,008 SO THERE'S A LOT HE CAN TELL US ABOUT WHAT WENT ON IN THE RUNUP 428 00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:40,579 TO JANUARY 6th, WHAT THE PRESIDENT MAY HAVE KNOWN ABOUT 429 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,448 THE PROPENSITY OF VIOLENCE, THE PARTICIPATION OF WHITE 430 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:47,352 NATIONALIST GROUPS, SO HE IS A VERY PERTINENT WITNESS, BUT IT'S 431 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:50,088 ALSO REALLY IMPORTANT RIGHT FROM THE START THAT WE ESTABLISH 432 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:54,392 THAT, IF YOU IGNORE YOUR LAWFUL REQUIREMENT OF TESTIFYING WHEN 433 00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:57,028 YOU'RE SUBPOENAED, YOU WILL GO TO JAIL. 434 00:24:57,095 --> 00:24:58,096 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I'M SO GLAD TO 435 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,364 HEAR THAT. 436 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:05,670 YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE MOST FRUSTRATING THINGS AND THE MOST 437 00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:08,340 DISHEARTENING THINGS ABOUT THE LAST FOUR YEARS IS NOT JUST WHAT 438 00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:12,277 HAPPENED, THOUGH CERTAINLY THAT KEPT YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT, IT'S 439 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:17,616 THAT THERE DIDN'T SEEM TO BE ANY CONSEQUENCES FOR ANYONE FLOUTING 440 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:22,954 THE RULE OF LAW OR THE EQUAL POWERS OF THE SEPARATE PARTS OF 441 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,122 OUR GOVERNMENT. 442 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:29,494 HOW LONG -- HAT'S THE TIMELINE ON THIS, HOW LONG BEFORE YOU 443 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:33,431 MIGHT BE ABLE TO TALK TO -- >> WELL, WE'RE GOING TO PURSUE 444 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:35,934 THE VOTE TOMORROW NIGHT. 445 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:39,638 THE HOUSE WILL VOTE TO HOLD HIM IN CRIMINAL CONTEMPT AND THE 446 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,841 SPEAKER SENDS IT TO THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AND WE WILL EXPECT 447 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,042 THEM TO ACT QUICKLY. 448 00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:47,812 JUST TO YOUR BROADER POINT, THOUGH, ABOUT WHY PEOPLE GOT THE 449 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:52,617 SENSE THAT THEY COULD IGNORE THE LAW WITH IMPUNITY, THEY DID THAT 450 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:55,754 FOR FOUR YEARS, AND EVEN NOW I HAVE TO SAY -- AND THIS IS, I 451 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:58,823 THINK, A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHERE I AM AND WHERE THE JUSTICE 452 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:05,130 DEPARTMENT IS -- I THINK YOU HAVE TO INVESTIGATE ALL OF THE 453 00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:07,599 PRESIDENT'S FORMER CRIMES. 454 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:11,069 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I DON'T THINK YOU CAN IGNORE 455 00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:15,373 THEM, AND I SAY THAT BECAUSE, IF ANYONE IN THIS AUDIENCE SAID 456 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:20,178 CALL THE SECRETARY OF STATE OF GEORGIA AND SAY I WANT YOU TO 457 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,348 FIND 11,780 VOTES THAT DON'T EXIST AND SUGGESTED THAT THEY 458 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:28,620 MIGHT BE PROSECUTED IF THEY DIDN'T, YOU WOULD GO TO JAIL. 459 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:32,123 AND I THINK THAT YOU CAN HAVE A SITUATION WHERE YOU -- THAT YOU 460 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:36,928 CAN'T HAVE A SITUATION WHERE YOU CAN'T PROSECUTE THE FORMER 461 00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:41,566 PRESIDENT AND WHEN THEY LEAVE OFFICE YOU CAN'T PROSECUTE A 462 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:45,971 FORMER PRESIDENT, BECAUSE THEN THE PRESIDENT BECOMES ABOVE THE 463 00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:51,710 LAW AND TO ME THAT IS DANGEROUS. 464 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,244 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK. 465 00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:57,315 STICK AROUND, BACK WITH MORE OF CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF. 466 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:06,458 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 467 00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:10,528 WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF "MIDNIGHT IN WASHINGTON," 468 00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:13,932 CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF. 469 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,500 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) CONGRESSMAN, I FOUND OUT RIGHT 470 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:19,871 BEFORE THIS SHOW BEGAN THAT THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS SUING THE 471 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:25,410 JANUARY 6th SELECT COMMITTEE AND THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES TO 472 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:31,716 STOP THE INVESTIGATION OR TO PREVENT THE DIGGING UP OF 473 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:35,253 INFORMATION AS PART OF THEIR INVESTIGATION. 474 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,624 WHAT SUBSTANTIVELY DOES THAT MEAN, SUING THE JANUARY 6th 475 00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:40,959 SELECT COMMITTEE? 476 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:43,695 >> WELL, WHAT IT MEANS IS THAT THE PRESIDENT IS DOING THE SAME 477 00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:46,898 THING, THE FORMER PRESIDENT, THAT HE DID FOR FOUR YEARS, WITH 478 00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:50,935 I IS TRY TO USE THE COURTS TO DELAY, TRY TO PREVENT THE 479 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,937 COUNTRY FROM LEARNING ABOUT HIS CORRUPTION. 480 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:55,807 HERE WE HAVE REQUESTED DOCUMENTS FROM THE ARCHIVES, A LOT OF 481 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:59,110 THOSE DOCUMENTS PERTAIN TO THINGS THAT WENT ON IN THE PRIOR 482 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,046 ADMINISTRATION, AND THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, TO THEIR CREDIT, 483 00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:06,184 IS SAYING WE'RE NOT ASSERTING EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE, WE THINK 484 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:09,387 THIS IS SO IMPORTANT WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET IN THE WAY TO HAVE 485 00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:11,890 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FINDING OUT WHAT HAPPENED. 486 00:28:11,956 --> 00:28:14,492 >> Stephen: NORMALLY DOES A SUBSEQUENT ADMINISTRATION 487 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,128 SUPPORT THE IDEA OF EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE TO PROTECT THEIR OWN 488 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,396 PRIVILEGE? 489 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:20,432 >> THEY DO, THEY DO, BUT I THINK PRESIDENT BIDEN RECOGNIZES THAT 490 00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:24,736 WE HAD A BLOODY ATTACK ON OUR CAPITOL. 491 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:25,837 THIS ISN'T BUSINESS AS USUAL. 492 00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:29,340 AND THE INTEREST OF THE PUBLIC IN FINDING OUT JUST WHAT 493 00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:32,544 HAPPENED AND PREVENTING IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN OUTWEIGHS ANY 494 00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:34,479 OTHER CONSIDERATION INCLUDING PRIVILEGE. 495 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:38,016 SO DONALD TRUMP WILL LOSE THIS LITIGATION, AND HE KNOWS HE'LL 496 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,584 LOSE THE LITIGATION. 497 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:42,787 THE POINT ISN'T WINNING, THE POINT IS DELAYING. 498 00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:47,192 >> Stephen: PUTTING SOME SAND IN THE GEARS AND TRYING TO DELAY 499 00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:48,326 THE INVESTIGATION. 500 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,161 WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO HAVE THIS INVESTIGATION DONE? 501 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:54,799 IF HE'S TRYING TO SLOW IT DOWN, HOW LONG DOES TRUTH TAKE? 502 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:58,069 WHEN WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO FIND OUT, DO YOU THINK? 503 00:28:58,136 --> 00:28:59,404 WHAT'S YOUR TIME LINE? 504 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:02,073 >> WE WANT THIS INVESTIGATION DONE AS SOON AS TO BE BUT NO 505 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,408 LATER THAN NEXT YEAR. 506 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:06,478 SO WE'RE AIMING TO GET ALL THE INFORMATION WE CAN, WE WANT TO 507 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:11,416 WRITE THE DEFINITIVE 9/11 COMMISSION LIKE REPORT AND A 508 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:17,555 WHOLE SERIES OF RECOMMENDATIONS TO KEEP THE COUNTRY SAFE. 509 00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:19,224 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE 510 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:23,661 ANOTHER BREAK, BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, I WILL ASK 511 00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:25,663 CONGRESSMAN SCHIFF ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCE ON JANUARY 6th. 512 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:47,986 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, 513 00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:50,955 WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF "MIDNIGHT IN WASHINGTON," 514 00:29:51,022 --> 00:29:52,891 CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF. 515 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:53,691 IT BEGINS JANUARY 6th. 516 00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:56,127 WHAT WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE OF THAT DAY? 517 00:29:56,194 --> 00:30:01,399 >> I WAS ON THE HOUSE FLOOR FOR THE ENTIRE ATTEMPTED 518 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:04,903 INSURRECTION, AND I WASN'T REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT 519 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:08,540 WAS GOING ON OUTSIDE THE BUILDING. 520 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:12,243 I WAS ASKED TO BE ONE OF THE MANAGERS OF THE EFFORT TO STOP 521 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:15,346 THE REPUBLICANS FROM OVERTURNING THE ELECTION AND THE FIRST THING 522 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:19,217 I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG I LOOKED UP AND THE SPEAKER WAS NO 523 00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:20,418 LONGER IN HER CHAIR. 524 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,554 >> Stephen: NEVER A GOOD SIGN. 525 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:24,489 NO, ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CHAIR. 526 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:28,259 >> Stephen: WAS THERE A WILE E. COYOTE CLOUD OF DUST? 527 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:31,029 ( LAUGHTER ) >> NO, BUT THAT CAME SOON AFTER 528 00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:34,666 BECAUSE THE CAPITOL POLICE CAME BACK ON THE FLOOR, GRABBED OUR 529 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:39,938 NUMBER TWO, STANLEY HOYER, AND WHISKED HIM OFF THE FLOOR COO 530 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:44,442 FAST, I REMEMBER THINKING I'VE NEVER SEEN STANLEY MOVE THAT 531 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,276 FAST. 532 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,444 ( LAUGHTER ) THEN THEY CAME BACK ON THE 533 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:50,882 FLOOR, TOLD US THERE WERE RIOTERS IN THE KILLING, TOLD US 534 00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:54,819 TO GET OUT, GAS MASKS, TOLD US WE MIGHT NEED TO GET DOWN ON THE 535 00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:55,954 GROUND. 536 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,423 BEFORE LONG, I COULD HEAR THUDDING AGAINST THE DOORS AND 537 00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:02,427 BREAK GLASS AS THIS MOB WAS TRYING TO GET INTO THE CHAMBER, 538 00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:05,430 AND A COUPLE OF REPUBLICANS CAME UP TO ME AND SAID YOU CAN'T LET 539 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:06,631 THEM SEE YOU. 540 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,601 I KNOW THESE PEOPLE, I CAN TALK TO THESE PEOPLE, YOU'RE IN A 541 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:12,770 WHOLE DIFFERENT SITUATION, YOU CAN'T LET THEM SEE YOU. 542 00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:16,908 AT FIRST, I WAS ODDLY TOUCHED BY THEIR CONCERN FOR ME, AND THEN 543 00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:20,645 THAT SOON GAVE WAY TO THE SENSE THAT, IF THEY HADN'T BEEN LYING 544 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:24,916 ABOUT THE ELECTION, I WOULDN'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MY SECURITY, 545 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:27,385 NONE OF US WOULD. 546 00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:30,755 >> Stephen: NOW, YOU SAY IN THE BOOK, IT INFURIATED ME THAT 547 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:33,291 MANY REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS CONTINUED TO PUSH THE LIE 548 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:36,828 BECAUSE, UNLIKE THE INSURRECTIONISTS, THEY HAD TO 549 00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:42,600 KNOW IT WAS A LIE, IN THAT WAY THEY WERE AS CULPABLE AS ANYONE 550 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:45,536 FOR THE TRAGIC EVENTS OF JANUARY 6th. 551 00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:47,405 THE METAPHOR I'VE USED IN THIS REGARD IS IT SEEMS LIKE THE 552 00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:50,675 JUSTICE DEPARTMENT PRESENTLY IS GOING AFTER STREET-LEVEL 553 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,012 ADDICTS, AND WHAT THEY WERE ADDICTED TO WAS THE LIE BEING 554 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,246 FED TO THEM. 555 00:31:55,313 --> 00:32:01,452 BUT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ISN'T GOING AFTER THE DRUG PUSHERS, 556 00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:04,522 THE KINGPINS, THE PEOPLE IN THE GOVERNMENT. 557 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:07,025 ( APPLAUSE ) THE PEOPLE WHO KNEW BETTER BUT 558 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:11,095 WERE PROFITING OFF OF THE ITCH THAT THEY KNEW A CERTAIN MEMBER 559 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:16,601 OF THE PUBLIC WANTED SCRATCHED. 560 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:17,835 >> YEAH. 561 00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:19,370 I THINK IT'S A VERY GOOD, ALL TOO GOOD ANALOGY, AND IT'S WHY, 562 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,806 IN THE DAYS AFTER THE INSURRECTION -- AND THIS IS NOT 563 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:25,343 UNCOMMON, I THINK, WHEN PEOPLE GO THROUGH COMMISSION 564 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:28,813 TRAUMATIC -- THE TRAUMA INCREASES OVER TIME. 565 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,984 S I WATCHED MORE AND MORE THE FOOTAGE OF THE INSURRECTIONISTS 566 00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:37,055 BEATING POLICE OFFICERS, BEAR SPRAYING THEM AND GOUGING THEIR 567 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:40,091 EYES, I REMEMBER THINKING THESE PEOPLE REALLY BELIEVE THAT LIE, 568 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:44,862 BUT INSIDE THE CHAMBER THE INSURRECTIONISTS IN SUITS AND 569 00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:49,734 TIES, THEY UNDERSTOOD IT WAS A LIE, AND THAT, TO ME, WAS JUST 570 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,002 UNFORGIVABLE. 571 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:55,139 IF WE CANNOT TRUST THAT OUR ELECTIONS CAN BE USED TO 572 00:32:55,206 --> 00:32:58,176 LEGITIMATELY DECIDE DISPUTES OR WHO SHOULD GOVERN, THEN IT 573 00:32:58,242 --> 00:33:02,180 LEAVES IT OPEN TO VIOLENCE, AND THEY CONTINUE TO PUT THAT LIE. 574 00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:05,750 JUST A WEEK AGO, STEVE SCALISE, ONE OF THE TOP REPUBLICANS IN 575 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:10,688 THE HOUSE, WAS ASKED REPEATEDLY ON FOX, CAN YOU SAY -- CAN YOU 576 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:13,891 JUST SAY THE ELECTION WASN'T STOLEN, AND HE COULDN'T BRING 577 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:14,992 HIMSELF TO DO IT. 578 00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:18,496 AND ONE OF THE REASONS I WROTE THIS BOOK IS I SAW THESE 579 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:21,999 COLLEAGUES OF MINE CHANGE IN FOUR YEARS, I SAW THEM SLOWLY 580 00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:26,404 SURRENDER TO THE IMMORALITY OF THIS PRESIDENT, AND I WANTED TO 581 00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:30,808 EXPLAIN HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN, HOW DO PEOPLE WHO ONCE BELIEVED 582 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:35,179 IN AN IDEOLOGY, WHO ONCE BELIEVED IN MORALITY COME TO SO 583 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:39,217 EASILY CAPITULATE TO SOMEONE WITH SUCH APPARENT FLAWS 584 00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:46,624 BECAUSE, AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM IN OUR CONN'S 585 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:51,295 CONSTITUTION IS DRAFTED, IT'S BRILLIANT, BUT IF PEOPLE DON'T 586 00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:54,866 UPHOLD THEIR OATH AND GIVE CONTENT TO THE PROVISIONS AND 587 00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:59,237 LIVE UP TO THE SPIRIT IN WHICH IT WAS WRITTEN, NONE OF IT 588 00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:00,338 WORKS. 589 00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,540 >> Stephen: ONE OF THE THINGS THAT BREAKS MY HEART IN 590 00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:09,647 PREPARING FOR THE INTERVIEW OF WHAT HAPPENED JANUARY 6th, 591 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:12,984 WHAT MORE HEARTBREAKING AND HARROWING IS HOW THAT TERRIBLE 592 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:16,387 DAY THAT WAS RECOGNIZED AS A TERRIBLE DAY AT THE TIME EVEN BY 593 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:20,792 THE PEOPLE WHO HAD BEEN PROMULGATING THE LIE IS NOW 594 00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:26,330 BEING REFRAMED AS A F PROTEST, THAT THOSE PEOPLE WHO WERE 595 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:29,867 ARRESTED AND BEING PROSECUTED FOR THEIR ACTIONS ARE SOMEHOW 596 00:34:29,934 --> 00:34:33,304 BEING PERSECUTED FOR THEIR EXERCISE OF THEIR FIRST 597 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:36,541 AMENDMENT RIGHTS, THAT WE'RE BEING GAS LIT INTO BELIEVING IN 598 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:40,077 A SENSE THAT DAY DIDN'T HAPPEN, AND THE REASON WHY THIS PREAKS 599 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:43,948 MY HEART IN A UNIQUE WAY IS WHY IT'S THE SECOND MOST HORRIFIC 600 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:49,187 DAY OF MY LIFE NEXT TO 9/11, AT LEAST ON 9/11 THERE WAS NO ONE 601 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:52,056 AFTERWARDS SAYING IT WASN'T REALLY A TRAGEDY, IT WAS 602 00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:55,126 ACTUALLY JUST A PROTEST, AND THERE ARE PEOPLE IN CONGRESS WHO 603 00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:56,227 ARE DOING THAT NOW. 604 00:34:56,294 --> 00:35:02,600 ( APPLAUSE ) >> YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 605 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:07,538 I REMEMBER VIVIDLY WALKING THROUGH THE TUNNELS UNDER THE 606 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:15,313 CAPITOL RIGHT AFTER ASHLEY BATTLE WAS SHOT AND THINKING TO 607 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:18,716 MYSELF -- BECAUSE I WAS IN CONGRESS ON FLIFN AND I REMEMBER 608 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:22,520 HOW THAT ATTACK BROUGHT THE COUNTRY TOGETHER BECAUSE IT WAS 609 00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:24,789 ABATTACK FROM OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY, AND I REMEMBER WALKING 610 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:27,425 THROUGH THE TUNNELS ON JANUARY 6th THINKING THIS IS 611 00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:30,261 NOT GOING TO HAVE THE SAME IMPACT ON THE COUNTRY BECAUSE 612 00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:33,431 THIS ATTACK, UNLIKE THAT ATTACK, CAME FROM WITHIN, AND THIS 613 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:36,968 ATTACK WAS INSPIRED BY PEOPLE WORKING IN THE BUILDING AND, 614 00:35:37,034 --> 00:35:40,137 SURE ENOUGH, IT'S EXACTLY AS YOU SAY, THERE WAS A MOMENT AFTER 615 00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:43,007 THE INSURRECTION WHEN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LEADERSHIP 616 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:48,679 THOUGHT ABOUT CASTING ASIDE THAT AWFUL FORMER PRESIDENT, SEEING 617 00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:51,449 THE DESTRUCTION THAT HE HAD WROUGHT, THEY THOUGHT ABOUT 618 00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:54,852 CASTING HIM ASIDE, AND THAT FLICKERING OF CONSCIENCE, IN THE 619 00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:58,422 CASE OF KEVIN McCARTHY, LASTED ABOUT 30 SECONDS. 620 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:01,459 WITH MITCH McCONNELL, YOU COULD SEE HIM STRUGGLE WITH 621 00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:06,364 THIS, BUT ULTIMATELY CONCLUDE THAT IF HE TRIED TO THROW 622 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:08,833 TEMPERATURE OVERBOARD, HE WOULD BE THROWN OVERBOARD. 623 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:14,906 AND MY FEELING IS THEN BE THROWN OVERBOARD. 624 00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:19,210 ( APPLAUSE ) I DON'T SEE THE POINT -- I DON'T 625 00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:24,248 SEE THE POINT OF SERVING IN CONGRESS IF AT A TIME WHEN THE 626 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:29,220 COUNTRY DESPERATELY NEEDS YOU, YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO DO YOUR 627 00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:30,655 JOB. 628 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:32,823 >> Stephen: CONGRESSMAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 629 00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:34,759 ( APPLAUSE ) GO FIND THE TRUTH, PLEASE. 630 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:35,993 >> I'M ON IT. 631 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:38,062 >> Stephen: THE BOOK "MIDNIGHT IN WASHINGTON" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 632 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,697 CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF, EVERYBODY. 633 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:43,334 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY KACEY MUSGRAVES. 634 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,910 >> Stephen: PERFORMING "BREADWINNER" FROM HER ALBUM, 635 00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:56,881 "STAR-CROSSED," KACY MUSGRAVES! 636 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,558 ♪ HERE'S WHAT HE'LL DO, HE'LL PLAY IT COOL 637 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:12,196 ♪ WHEN HE HANGS OUT WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU 638 00:37:12,263 --> 00:37:15,166 ♪ SAY HE AIN'T PRESSED BY ALL YOUR SUCCESS 639 00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:19,837 ♪ TELL YOU HE'S DIFFERENT THAN ALL OF THE REST 640 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:23,874 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT ALL AND GIVE IT ALL BUT YOU WON'T 641 00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:27,345 ♪ GET IT BACK I'M TELLIN' YOU, IT'S GONNA HURT 642 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,047 ♪ STAY AWAY FROM A BOY LIKE THAT HE WANTS A BREADWINNER 643 00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:35,620 ♪ HE WANTS YOUR DINNER UNTIL HE AIN'T HUNGRY ANYMORE 644 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:39,590 ♪ HE WANTS YOUR SHIMMER TO MAKE HIM FEEL BIGGER 645 00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:44,695 ♪ UNTIL HE STARTS FEELING INSECURE I WISH SOMEBODY 646 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:49,900 ♪ WOULD'VE TOLD ME THE TRUTH SEE, HE'S NEVER GONNA KNOW 647 00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:55,373 ♪ WHAT TO DO WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU 648 00:37:55,439 --> 00:38:02,480 ♪ WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU I SEE THE GAMES A MILE AWAY 649 00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:09,754 ♪ THEY ONLY END WHEN ANOTHER HEART BREAKS 650 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:13,891 ♪ BUT ALL OF HIS WOUNDS AIN'T AN EXCUSE FOR YOU 651 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:17,028 ♪ TO PUT UP WITH HOW HE TREATS YOU YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT ALL 652 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:20,498 ♪ AND GIVE IT ALL BUT YOU WON'T GET IT BACK 653 00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:23,034 ♪ I'M TELLIN' YOU, IT'S GONNA HURT 654 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:26,404 ♪ STAY AWAY FROM A BOY LIKE THAT HE WANTS A BREADWINNER 655 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:32,143 ♪ HE WANTS YOUR DINNER UNTIL HE AIN'T HUNGRY ANYMORE 656 00:38:32,209 --> 00:38:36,080 ♪ HE WANTS YOUR SHIMMER TO MAKE HIM FEEL BIGGER 657 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:41,118 ♪ UNTIL HE STARTS FEELING INSECURE I WISH SOMEBODY 658 00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:44,522 ♪ WOULD'VE TOLD ME THE TRUTH SEE, 659 00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:47,458 ♪ HE'S NEVER GONNA KNOW WHAT TO DO 660 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:55,700 ♪ WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU 661 00:38:55,766 --> 00:39:03,708 ♪ I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING I REALLY TRIED 662 00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:12,516 ♪ I PUT IN THE TIME BUT THE FAULT ISN'T MINE 663 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:16,587 ♪ THAT HE WANTS A BREADWINNER HE WANTS YOUR DINNER 664 00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:20,324 ♪ UNTIL HE AIN'T HUNGRY ANYMORE (ANYMORE) 665 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:24,562 ♪ HE WANTS A BREADWINNER HE WANTS YOUR DINNER 666 00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:28,566 ♪ UNTIL HE AIN'T HUNGRY ANYMORE (ANYMORE) 667 00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:32,603 ♪ HE WANTS YOUR SHIMMER TO MAKE HIM FEEL BIGGER 668 00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:37,908 ♪ UNTIL HE STARTS FEELING INSECURE I WISH SOMEBODY 669 00:39:37,975 --> 00:39:43,147 ♪ WOULD'VE TOLD ME THE TRUTH SEE, HE'S NEVER GONNA KNOW WHAT 670 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:52,056 ♪ TO DO WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU 671 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:56,360 ♪ WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU AND ME HE LIKES WHAT HE SEES 672 00:39:56,427 --> 00:40:02,666 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 673 00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:11,075 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: KACEY MUSGRAVES 674 00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:11,909 EVERYBODY! 675 00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,844 THAT'S IT FOR THE LATE SHOW. 676 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,980 JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 677 00:40:16,046 --> 00:40:17,114 GOOD NIGHT! 678 00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:22,319 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 679 00:40:22,386 --> 00:40:22,953 >> Stephen: ON THURSDAY THE 680 00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:25,656 COMMITTEE ANNOUNCED IT WAS REFERRING STEVE BANNON FOR 681 00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:26,690 CRIMINAL CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS. 682 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:27,625 YES! 683 00:40:27,691 --> 00:40:30,528 YES! 684 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,030 YES! 685 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,800 OH! 686 00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:37,868 SO GLAD YOU SHOOT ME FROM THE WAIST UP.