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>> THE OREGON WILDFIRES CONTINUE
TO RAGE, CREATING FIRE CLOUDS
OVE THE BLAZE.

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TO RAGE, CREATING FIRE CLOUDS
OVE THE BLAZE.
WHEN THESE TYPES OF CLOUDS FORM,

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OVE THE BLAZE.
WHEN THESE TYPES OF CLOUDS FORM,
THEY GROW SO BIG AND SO HOT THAT

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WHEN THESE TYPES OF CLOUDS FORM,
THEY GROW SO BIG AND SO HOT THAT
THEY CAN CREATE THEIR OWN

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THEY GROW SO BIG AND SO HOT THAT
THEY CAN CREATE THEIR OWN
WEATHER, LEADING NASA TO CALL

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THEY CAN CREATE THEIR OWN
WEATHER, LEADING NASA TO CALL
THEM "FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON

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WEATHER, LEADING NASA TO CALL
THEM "FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON
CLOUDS."

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THEM "FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON
CLOUDS."
>> AND THAT'S OUR HEADLINES.

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CLOUDS."
>> AND THAT'S OUR HEADLINES.
NOW LET'S CHECK IN WITH STORMY,

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>> AND THAT'S OUR HEADLINES.
NOW LET'S CHECK IN WITH STORMY,
FOR LOCAL WEATHER.

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NOW LET'S CHECK IN WITH STORMY,
FOR LOCAL WEATHER.
>> GOOD EVENING!

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FOR LOCAL WEATHER.
>> GOOD EVENING!
HI, I'M STORMY DANIELS--

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>> GOOD EVENING!
HI, I'M STORMY DANIELS--
NOT THAT ONE.

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HI, I'M STORMY DANIELS--
NOT THAT ONE.
BIG STORY IN THE WEATHER TODAY.

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NOT THAT ONE.
BIG STORY IN THE WEATHER TODAY.
FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON CLOUDS

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BIG STORY IN THE WEATHER TODAY.
FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON CLOUDS
OVER MUCH OF THE WEST COAST,

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FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON CLOUDS
OVER MUCH OF THE WEST COAST,
MAKING THEIR WAY TOWARDS THE

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OVER MUCH OF THE WEST COAST,
MAKING THEIR WAY TOWARDS THE
MIDWEST.

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MAKING THEIR WAY TOWARDS THE
MIDWEST.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE

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MIDWEST.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
ST. LOUIS METRO AREA.

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LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
ST. LOUIS METRO AREA.
(<i> EXPLOSION</i> )

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ST. LOUIS METRO AREA.
(<i> EXPLOSION</i> )
YEP, THAT'S DEFINITELY GOING TO

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(<i> EXPLOSION</i> )
YEP, THAT'S DEFINITELY GOING TO
AFFECT EVENING COMMUTE TIME.

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YEP, THAT'S DEFINITELY GOING TO
AFFECT EVENING COMMUTE TIME.
WE'RE EXPECTING MORE THREATENING

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AFFECT EVENING COMMUTE TIME.
WE'RE EXPECTING MORE THREATENING
WEATHER AHEAD.

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WE'RE EXPECTING MORE THREATENING
WEATHER AHEAD.
LATER IN THE WEEK, EXPECT A

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WEATHER AHEAD.
LATER IN THE WEEK, EXPECT A
HURRI-KRAKEN.

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LATER IN THE WEEK, EXPECT A
HURRI-KRAKEN.
THIS WEEKEND WILL SEE A

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HURRI-KRAKEN.
THIS WEEKEND WILL SEE A
CYCLONE-CLOPS.

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THIS WEEKEND WILL SEE A
CYCLONE-CLOPS.
AND EARLY NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE AN

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CYCLONE-CLOPS.
AND EARLY NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE AN
80% CHANCE OF A TSU-ZOMBIE-NAMI.

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AND EARLY NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE AN
80% CHANCE OF A TSU-ZOMBIE-NAMI.
NOW, I KNOW "FIRE-BREATHING

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80% CHANCE OF A TSU-ZOMBIE-NAMI.
NOW, I KNOW "FIRE-BREATHING
DRAGON CLOUD" SOUNDS SCARY, BUT

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NOW, I KNOW "FIRE-BREATHING
DRAGON CLOUD" SOUNDS SCARY, BUT
IT'S JUST THE NAME OF A WEATHER

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DRAGON CLOUD" SOUNDS SCARY, BUT
IT'S JUST THE NAME OF A WEATHER
EVENT.

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IT'S JUST THE NAME OF A WEATHER
EVENT.
I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S GOING TO

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EVENT.
I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S GOING TO
FINE.

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I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S GOING TO
FINE.
NOW, LET'S GO OVER TO GARY IN

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FINE.
NOW, LET'S GO OVER TO GARY IN
THE TRAFFIC COPTER.

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>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE
SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!"
TONIGHT:DELTA BAD HAND!

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SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!"
TONIGHT:DELTA BAD HAND!
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES:

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TONIGHT:DELTA BAD HAND!
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES:
EMILY BLUNT.

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PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES:
EMILY BLUNT.
AND BOB COSTAS.

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EMILY BLUNT.
AND BOB COSTAS.
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND

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AND BOB COSTAS.
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND
"STAY HUMAN."

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FEATURING JON BATISTE AND
"STAY HUMAN."
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE

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"STAY HUMAN."
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE
ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK

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AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE
ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!

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ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

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CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: HIGH.

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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: HIGH.
HEY.

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>> Stephen: HIGH.
HEY.
HEY, EVERYBODY.

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HEY.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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HEY, EVERYBODY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN.

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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN.
>> HELLO, CHRIS, HELLO, MARK.

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>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN.
>> HELLO, CHRIS, HELLO, MARK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME,

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>> HELLO, CHRIS, HELLO, MARK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME,
ONE AND ALL TO THE LATE SHOW.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME,
ONE AND ALL TO THE LATE SHOW.
I'M YOUR SHOS STEPHEN COLBERT.

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ONE AND ALL TO THE LATE SHOW.
I'M YOUR SHOS STEPHEN COLBERT.
HOW'S EVERYBODY FEELING TONIGHT?

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I'M YOUR SHOS STEPHEN COLBERT.
HOW'S EVERYBODY FEELING TONIGHT?
(AUDIENCE WOOS)

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HOW'S EVERYBODY FEELING TONIGHT?
(AUDIENCE WOOS)
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE

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(AUDIENCE WOOS)
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
VACCINATED.

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
VACCINATED.
AMONG THE UNVACCINATED, COVID

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VACCINATED.
AMONG THE UNVACCINATED, COVID
CASES ARE ONCE AGAIN ON THE

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AMONG THE UNVACCINATED, COVID
CASES ARE ONCE AGAIN ON THE
RISE, DUE TO THE HIGHLY

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CASES ARE ONCE AGAIN ON THE
RISE, DUE TO THE HIGHLY
INFECTIOUS DELTA VARIANT.

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RISE, DUE TO THE HIGHLY
INFECTIOUS DELTA VARIANT.
INOCULATIONS HAVE SLOWED

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INFECTIOUS DELTA VARIANT.
INOCULATIONS HAVE SLOWED
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INOCULATIONS HAVE SLOWED
DRAMATICALLY, AND LESS THAN HALF
OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION IS

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DRAMATICALLY, AND LESS THAN HALF
OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION IS
FULLY VACCINATED.

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OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION IS
FULLY VACCINATED.
SO IF YOU THINK OF IT LIKE A

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FULLY VACCINATED.
SO IF YOU THINK OF IT LIKE A
PIE, ABOUT HALF OF THE PIE WOULD

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SO IF YOU THINK OF IT LIKE A
PIE, ABOUT HALF OF THE PIE WOULD
MAF WOULD BE VACCINATEED WHILE

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PIE, ABOUT HALF OF THE PIE WOULD
MAF WOULD BE VACCINATEED WHILE
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MAF WOULD BE VACCINATEED WHILE
THE OTHER
HALF WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TASTE

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THE OTHER
HALF WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TASTE
THE PIE BECAUSE THEY HAVE COVID!

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HALF WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TASTE
THE PIE BECAUSE THEY HAVE COVID!
THE RISING CASES ARE BEING

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THE PIE BECAUSE THEY HAVE COVID!
THE RISING CASES ARE BEING
FUELED BY VACCINE HESITANCY--

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THE RISING CASES ARE BEING
FUELED BY VACCINE HESITANCY--
WHICH ITSELF IS BEING FUELED

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FUELED BY VACCINE HESITANCY--
WHICH ITSELF IS BEING FUELED
BY A DANGEROUS PATHOGEN

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WHICH ITSELF IS BEING FUELED
BY A DANGEROUS PATHOGEN
SCIENTISTS ARE CALLING THE

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BY A DANGEROUS PATHOGEN
SCIENTISTS ARE CALLING THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY.

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SCIENTISTS ARE CALLING THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY.
AN IF THERE ARE ANY HIGH SCHOOL

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REPUBLICAN PARTY.
AN IF THERE ARE ANY HIGH SCHOOL
ENGLISH TEACHERS WATCHING,

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AN IF THERE ARE ANY HIGH SCHOOL
ENGLISH TEACHERS WATCHING,
PLEASE-- TRY TO STAY NEUTRAL.

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ENGLISH TEACHERS WATCHING,
PLEASE-- TRY TO STAY NEUTRAL.
TRY TO STAY NEUTRAL.

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PLEASE-- TRY TO STAY NEUTRAL.
TRY TO STAY NEUTRAL.
LAUGH LAUGH

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TRY TO STAY NEUTRAL.
LAUGH LAUGH
BUT NOW, THE FORECAST IS SO

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LAUGH LAUGH
BUT NOW, THE FORECAST IS SO
DIRE, SOME PROMINENT REPUBLICANS

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BUT NOW, THE FORECAST IS SO
DIRE, SOME PROMINENT REPUBLICANS
ARE SPEAKING UP, LIKE SENATE

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DIRE, SOME PROMINENT REPUBLICANS
ARE SPEAKING UP, LIKE SENATE
MINORITY LEADER AND CONDOM

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ARE SPEAKING UP, LIKE SENATE
MINORITY LEADER AND CONDOM
STUFFED WITH BABY FOOD,

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MINORITY LEADER AND CONDOM
STUFFED WITH BABY FOOD,
MITCH McCONNELL.

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STUFFED WITH BABY FOOD,
MITCH McCONNELL.
YESTERDAY, McCONNELL URGED

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MITCH McCONNELL.
YESTERDAY, McCONNELL URGED
EVERYONE TO GET THE SHOT:

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YESTERDAY, McCONNELL URGED
EVERYONE TO GET THE SHOT:
>> IT IS NOT AT ALL UNCLEAR

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EVERYONE TO GET THE SHOT:
>> IT IS NOT AT ALL UNCLEAR
THAT THE WAY TO AVOID GETTING

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>> IT IS NOT AT ALL UNCLEAR
THAT THE WAY TO AVOID GETTING
BACK IN THE HOSPITAL IS TO GET

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THAT THE WAY TO AVOID GETTING
BACK IN THE HOSPITAL IS TO GET
VACCINATED.

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BACK IN THE HOSPITAL IS TO GET
VACCINATED.
I WANT TO ENCOURAGE EVERYBODY TO

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VACCINATED.
I WANT TO ENCOURAGE EVERYBODY TO
DO THAT, AND TO IGNORE ALL OF

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I WANT TO ENCOURAGE EVERYBODY TO
DO THAT, AND TO IGNORE ALL OF
THESE OTHER VOICES THAT ARE

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DO THAT, AND TO IGNORE ALL OF
THESE OTHER VOICES THAT ARE
GIVING DEMONSTRABLY BAD ADVICE.

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THESE OTHER VOICES THAT ARE
GIVING DEMONSTRABLY BAD ADVICE.
>> Stephen: WOW.

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GIVING DEMONSTRABLY BAD ADVICE.
>> Stephen: WOW.
I GOT TO SAY, AND I HOPE NO ONE

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>> Stephen: WOW.
I GOT TO SAY, AND I HOPE NO ONE
EVER TAKES THIS OUT OF CONTEXT:

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I GOT TO SAY, AND I HOPE NO ONE
EVER TAKES THIS OUT OF CONTEXT:
I AGREE WITH MITCH McCONNELL.

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EVER TAKES THIS OUT OF CONTEXT:
I AGREE WITH MITCH McCONNELL.
(LAUGHTER)

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I AGREE WITH MITCH McCONNELL.
(LAUGHTER)
S THAT, IT SEEMS LIKE A BAD

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(LAUGHTER)
S THAT, IT SEEMS LIKE A BAD
IDEA.

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S THAT, IT SEEMS LIKE A BAD
IDEA.
IT SEEMS LIKE A REALLY-- ALL

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IDEA.
IT SEEMS LIKE A REALLY-- ALL
RIGHT.

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IT SEEMS LIKE A REALLY-- ALL
RIGHT.
WE'VE ALSO SEEN A VACCINE

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RIGHT.
WE'VE ALSO SEEN A VACCINE
CHANGE-OF-HEART FROM LOUISIANA

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WE'VE ALSO SEEN A VACCINE
CHANGE-OF-HEART FROM LOUISIANA
REPRESENTATIVE AND FROG WHO GOT

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CHANGE-OF-HEART FROM LOUISIANA
REPRESENTATIVE AND FROG WHO GOT
KISSED AND TURNED INTO AN INJURY

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REPRESENTATIVE AND FROG WHO GOT
KISSED AND TURNED INTO AN INJURY
ATTORNEY, STEVE SCALISE.

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KISSED AND TURNED INTO AN INJURY
ATTORNEY, STEVE SCALISE.
SCALISE FINALLY GOT HIS FIRST

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ATTORNEY, STEVE SCALISE.
SCALISE FINALLY GOT HIS FIRST
DOSE OF VACCINE LAST WEEK, AND

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SCALISE FINALLY GOT HIS FIRST
DOSE OF VACCINE LAST WEEK, AND
YESTERDAY, ENCOURAGED OTHERS TO

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DOSE OF VACCINE LAST WEEK, AND
YESTERDAY, ENCOURAGED OTHERS TO
DO THE SAME:

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YESTERDAY, ENCOURAGED OTHERS TO
DO THE SAME:
>> I'VE BEEN VACCINATED, MANY OF

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DO THE SAME:
>> I'VE BEEN VACCINATED, MANY OF
MY COLLEAGUES HAVE BEEN

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>> I'VE BEEN VACCINATED, MANY OF
MY COLLEAGUES HAVE BEEN
VACCINATED, AND THE VACCINE IS

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MY COLLEAGUES HAVE BEEN
VACCINATED, AND THE VACCINE IS
SAFE, EFFECTIVE, AND IT'S WIDELY

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VACCINATED, AND THE VACCINE IS
SAFE, EFFECTIVE, AND IT'S WIDELY
AVAILABLE.

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SAFE, EFFECTIVE, AND IT'S WIDELY
AVAILABLE.
>> Stephen: YEAH, STEVE.

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AVAILABLE.
>> Stephen: YEAH, STEVE.
WE KNOW.

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>> Stephen: YEAH, STEVE.
WE KNOW.
WE ALL GOT IT MONTHS AGO.

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WE KNOW.
WE ALL GOT IT MONTHS AGO.
STEVE SCALISE IS LIKE THE GUY

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WE ALL GOT IT MONTHS AGO.
STEVE SCALISE IS LIKE THE GUY
WHO JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT

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STEVE SCALISE IS LIKE THE GUY
WHO JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT
"BRIDGERTON."

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WHO JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT
"BRIDGERTON."
"IT'S LIKE JANE AUSTEN, BUT WITH

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"BRIDGERTON."
"IT'S LIKE JANE AUSTEN, BUT WITH
HIGH, TIGHT MAN BUTT!

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"IT'S LIKE JANE AUSTEN, BUT WITH
HIGH, TIGHT MAN BUTT!
THAT SHONDA RIMES HAS GOT A REAL

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HIGH, TIGHT MAN BUTT!
THAT SHONDA RIMES HAS GOT A REAL
FUTURE."

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THAT SHONDA RIMES HAS GOT A REAL
FUTURE."
BUT SCALISE SEEMS TO WANT IT

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FUTURE."
BUT SCALISE SEEMS TO WANT IT
BOTH WAYS, BECAUSE HE THEN

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BUT SCALISE SEEMS TO WANT IT
BOTH WAYS, BECAUSE HE THEN
CRITICIZED PUBLIC HEALTH

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BOTH WAYS, BECAUSE HE THEN
CRITICIZED PUBLIC HEALTH
OUTREACH, SAYING "YOU'RE SEEING

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CRITICIZED PUBLIC HEALTH
OUTREACH, SAYING "YOU'RE SEEING
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO BULLY PEOPLE

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OUTREACH, SAYING "YOU'RE SEEING
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO BULLY PEOPLE
INTO DOING THINGS INSTEAD OF

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SOME PEOPLE TRY TO BULLY PEOPLE
INTO DOING THINGS INSTEAD OF
JUST ENCOURAGING THEM."

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INTO DOING THINGS INSTEAD OF
JUST ENCOURAGING THEM."
OKAY.

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JUST ENCOURAGING THEM."
OKAY.
GOOD POINT.

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OKAY.
GOOD POINT.
INVITE PEOPLE IN, DON'T CALL

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GOOD POINT.
INVITE PEOPLE IN, DON'T CALL
THEM OUT.

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INVITE PEOPLE IN, DON'T CALL
THEM OUT.
SO TONIGHT, WE AT "THE LATE

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THEM OUT.
SO TONIGHT, WE AT "THE LATE
SHOW" HAVE UPDATED OUR PRIZE FOR

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SO TONIGHT, WE AT "THE LATE
SHOW" HAVE UPDATED OUR PRIZE FOR
ANY UNVACCINATED AMERICANS WHO

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SHOW" HAVE UPDATED OUR PRIZE FOR
ANY UNVACCINATED AMERICANS WHO
GET THE SHOT.

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ANY UNVACCINATED AMERICANS WHO
GET THE SHOT.
YOU WILL NOW WIN A LIFETIME

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GET THE SHOT.
YOU WILL NOW WIN A LIFETIME
SUPPLY OF LIFE, AND TIME, AND A

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YOU WILL NOW WIN A LIFETIME
SUPPLY OF LIFE, AND TIME, AND A
DREAM DATE WITH HARRISON FORD...

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SUPPLY OF LIFE, AND TIME, AND A
DREAM DATE WITH HARRISON FORD...
FAN...

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DREAM DATE WITH HARRISON FORD...
FAN...
MY STAGE MANAGER, MARK McKENNA!

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FAN...
MY STAGE MANAGER, MARK McKENNA!
BUT UNTIL WE GET MORE PEOPLE

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MY STAGE MANAGER, MARK McKENNA!
BUT UNTIL WE GET MORE PEOPLE
THEIR SHOTS, COVID WILL KEEP

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BUT UNTIL WE GET MORE PEOPLE
THEIR SHOTS, COVID WILL KEEP
STEAMING ALONG, WHICH IS WHY

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THEIR SHOTS, COVID WILL KEEP
STEAMING ALONG, WHICH IS WHY
SOME PLACES ARE REINSTATING

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STEAMING ALONG, WHICH IS WHY
SOME PLACES ARE REINSTATING
MASK MANDATES.

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SOME PLACES ARE REINSTATING
MASK MANDATES.
LIKE CLARK COUNTY, NEVADA,

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MASK MANDATES.
LIKE CLARK COUNTY, NEVADA,
HOME OF LAS VEGAS, WHICH PASSED

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LIKE CLARK COUNTY, NEVADA,
HOME OF LAS VEGAS, WHICH PASSED
A RESOLUTION TO REQUIRE

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HOME OF LAS VEGAS, WHICH PASSED
A RESOLUTION TO REQUIRE
EMPLOYEES OF INDOOR PUBLIC

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A RESOLUTION TO REQUIRE
EMPLOYEES OF INDOOR PUBLIC
SPACES TO WEAR MASKS WHILE AT

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EMPLOYEES OF INDOOR PUBLIC
SPACES TO WEAR MASKS WHILE AT
WORK.

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SPACES TO WEAR MASKS WHILE AT
WORK.
TOUGH NEWS FOR MANY VEGAS

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WORK.
TOUGH NEWS FOR MANY VEGAS
EMPLOYEES, UNLESS YOU'RE A

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TOUGH NEWS FOR MANY VEGAS
EMPLOYEES, UNLESS YOU'RE A
VENTRILOQUIST, BECAUSE YOUR JOB

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EMPLOYEES, UNLESS YOU'RE A
VENTRILOQUIST, BECAUSE YOUR JOB
JUST GOT A LOT EASIER.

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VENTRILOQUIST, BECAUSE YOUR JOB
JUST GOT A LOT EASIER.
BUT BEFORE CLARK COUNTY VOTED ON

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JUST GOT A LOT EASIER.
BUT BEFORE CLARK COUNTY VOTED ON
THE MASK RULE, THEY HELD A

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BUT BEFORE CLARK COUNTY VOTED ON
THE MASK RULE, THEY HELD A
MEETING FOR RESIDENTS TO VOICE

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THE MASK RULE, THEY HELD A
MEETING FOR RESIDENTS TO VOICE
THEIR CONCERNS, AND I'M

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MEETING FOR RESIDENTS TO VOICE
THEIR CONCERNS, AND I'M
CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR RESIDENTS.

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THEIR CONCERNS, AND I'M
CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR RESIDENTS.
HERE'S ONE:

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CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR RESIDENTS.
HERE'S ONE:
>> ACTUALLY, MASKS PROBABLY

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HERE'S ONE:
>> ACTUALLY, MASKS PROBABLY
WORK AS GOOD AS A WHIFFLE BALL

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>> ACTUALLY, MASKS PROBABLY
WORK AS GOOD AS A WHIFFLE BALL
AS A CONDOM.

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WORK AS GOOD AS A WHIFFLE BALL
AS A CONDOM.
>> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, MASKS

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AS A CONDOM.
>> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, MASKS
WORK.

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>> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, MASKS
WORK.
SECOND OF ALL, A WHIFFLE BALL IS

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WORK.
SECOND OF ALL, A WHIFFLE BALL IS
ACTUALLY A GREAT WAY OF

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SECOND OF ALL, A WHIFFLE BALL IS
ACTUALLY A GREAT WAY OF
PREVENTING PREGNANCY.

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ACTUALLY A GREAT WAY OF
PREVENTING PREGNANCY.
BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HAVE SEX

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PREVENTING PREGNANCY.
BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HAVE SEX
WITH YOU IF YOU'VE GOT A WIFFLE

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BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HAVE SEX
WITH YOU IF YOU'VE GOT A WIFFLE
BALL ON YOUR PENIS.

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WITH YOU IF YOU'VE GOT A WIFFLE
BALL ON YOUR PENIS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT

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BALL ON YOUR PENIS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT
WORKS

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT
WORKS
BUT, NOT EVERYONE SAID DUMB

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WORKS
BUT, NOT EVERYONE SAID DUMB
THINGS.

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BUT, NOT EVERYONE SAID DUMB
THINGS.
SOME PEOPLE SAID FAST DUMB

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THINGS.
SOME PEOPLE SAID FAST DUMB
THINGS:

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SOME PEOPLE SAID FAST DUMB
THINGS:
>> (SPEED TALKING)

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THINGS:
>> (SPEED TALKING)
MY NAME IS JENNIFER BAILEY.

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>> (SPEED TALKING)
MY NAME IS JENNIFER BAILEY.
J-E-N-N-I-F-E-R  B-A-I-L-E-Y.

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MY NAME IS JENNIFER BAILEY.
J-E-N-N-I-F-E-R  B-A-I-L-E-Y.
THERE HAS BEEN ZERO SCIENTIFIC

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J-E-N-N-I-F-E-R  B-A-I-L-E-Y.
THERE HAS BEEN ZERO SCIENTIFIC
EVIDENCE PROVIDED TO THE PUBLIC

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THERE HAS BEEN ZERO SCIENTIFIC
EVIDENCE PROVIDED TO THE PUBLIC
TO SHOW JUST CAUSE FOR THESE

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EVIDENCE PROVIDED TO THE PUBLIC
TO SHOW JUST CAUSE FOR THESE
TYRANNICAL MANDATES.

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TO SHOW JUST CAUSE FOR THESE
TYRANNICAL MANDATES.
WHERE IS THEIR DATA?

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TYRANNICAL MANDATES.
WHERE IS THEIR DATA?
NOTHING?

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WHERE IS THEIR DATA?
NOTHING?
THE SCAM-DEMIC IS NOTHING BUT A

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NOTHING?
THE SCAM-DEMIC IS NOTHING BUT A
B.S. SMOKESCREEN.

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THE SCAM-DEMIC IS NOTHING BUT A
B.S. SMOKESCREEN.
HOW IN GOOD CONSCIENCE CAN YOU

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B.S. SMOKESCREEN.
HOW IN GOOD CONSCIENCE CAN YOU
BLATANTLY LIE AND STATE YOU ARE

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HOW IN GOOD CONSCIENCE CAN YOU
BLATANTLY LIE AND STATE YOU ARE
"FOR THE PEOPLE" WHEN YOUR

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BLATANTLY LIE AND STATE YOU ARE
"FOR THE PEOPLE" WHEN YOUR
ACTIONS SHOW YOU ARE ONLY

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"FOR THE PEOPLE" WHEN YOUR
ACTIONS SHOW YOU ARE ONLY
SELF-SERVING FOR YOUR OWN GAIN?

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ACTIONS SHOW YOU ARE ONLY
SELF-SERVING FOR YOUR OWN GAIN?
OH, RIGHT, YOU COWARDLY HIDE

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SELF-SERVING FOR YOUR OWN GAIN?
OH, RIGHT, YOU COWARDLY HIDE
BEHIND THOSE MASKS.

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OH, RIGHT, YOU COWARDLY HIDE
BEHIND THOSE MASKS.
ALSO CURIOUS WHO BENEFITED FROM

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BEHIND THOSE MASKS.
ALSO CURIOUS WHO BENEFITED FROM
THE COVID RELIEF FUND.

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ALSO CURIOUS WHO BENEFITED FROM
THE COVID RELIEF FUND.
IT WASN'T THE PUBLIC.

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THE COVID RELIEF FUND.
IT WASN'T THE PUBLIC.
(STILL SPEED READING)

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IT WASN'T THE PUBLIC.
(STILL SPEED READING)
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF ANY OF

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(STILL SPEED READING)
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF ANY OF
YOU HAVE A PAIR, BECAUSE THE ONE

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I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF ANY OF
YOU HAVE A PAIR, BECAUSE THE ONE
PERSON I CONSTANTLY SEE FIGHTING

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YOU HAVE A PAIR, BECAUSE THE ONE
PERSON I CONSTANTLY SEE FIGHTING
FOR THE PEOPLE IS JOEY GILBERT

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PERSON I CONSTANTLY SEE FIGHTING
FOR THE PEOPLE IS JOEY GILBERT
WITHOUT FEAR.

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FOR THE PEOPLE IS JOEY GILBERT
WITHOUT FEAR.
WHERE ARE YOUR CAJONES?

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WITHOUT FEAR.
WHERE ARE YOUR CAJONES?
(LAUGHTER)

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WHERE ARE YOUR CAJONES?
(LAUGHTER)
DID YOU SEE THE COP TRYING TO

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(LAUGHTER)
DID YOU SEE THE COP TRYING TO
SLOW HER DOWN?

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DID YOU SEE THE COP TRYING TO
SLOW HER DOWN?
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT PUBLIC

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SLOW HER DOWN?
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT PUBLIC
COMMENT-- THAT'S A GOOD,

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>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT PUBLIC
COMMENT-- THAT'S A GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED CONSPIRACY

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COMMENT-- THAT'S A GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED CONSPIRACY
AUCTIONEER!

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OLD-FASHIONED CONSPIRACY
AUCTIONEER!
(FAST LIKE AUCTIONEER)

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AUCTIONEER!
(FAST LIKE AUCTIONEER)
"HOOOWWWW CAN YOU IN GOOD

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(FAST LIKE AUCTIONEER)
"HOOOWWWW CAN YOU IN GOOD
CONSCIENCE LIE TO THE PUBLIC

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"HOOOWWWW CAN YOU IN GOOD
CONSCIENCE LIE TO THE PUBLIC
WHEN YOU KNOW THAT THE VACCINE

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CONSCIENCE LIE TO THE PUBLIC
WHEN YOU KNOW THAT THE VACCINE
CONTAINS A MICROCHIP--

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WHEN YOU KNOW THAT THE VACCINE
CONTAINS A MICROCHIP--
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CONTAINS A MICROCHIP--
ONE CHIP, TWO CHIP, THREE CHIP,
LADY IN THE FRONT ROW BEING

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ONE CHIP, TWO CHIP, THREE CHIP,
LADY IN THE FRONT ROW BEING
CHIPPED-- SO THEY CAN EXTRACT

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LADY IN THE FRONT ROW BEING
CHIPPED-- SO THEY CAN EXTRACT
D.N.A. FROM OUR TOILET SEATS

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CHIPPED-- SO THEY CAN EXTRACT
D.N.A. FROM OUR TOILET SEATS
WHILE WE'RE SLEEPING, SO THEY

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D.N.A. FROM OUR TOILET SEATS
WHILE WE'RE SLEEPING, SO THEY
CAN CLONE US AND SELL OUR ORGANS

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WHILE WE'RE SLEEPING, SO THEY
CAN CLONE US AND SELL OUR ORGANS
TO GEORGE SOROS.

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CAN CLONE US AND SELL OUR ORGANS
TO GEORGE SOROS.
CAN I GET A BILL GATES?

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TO GEORGE SOROS.
CAN I GET A BILL GATES?
CAN I GET A BILL GATES?

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CAN I GET A BILL GATES?
CAN I GET A BILL GATES?
PIZZA GATES, PIZZA GATES, SOLD!

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CAN I GET A BILL GATES?
PIZZA GATES, PIZZA GATES, SOLD!
TO THE CLINTON FAMILY, FOR THE

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PIZZA GATES, PIZZA GATES, SOLD!
TO THE CLINTON FAMILY, FOR THE
PRICE OF ONE SPACE LASER!"

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TO THE CLINTON FAMILY, FOR THE
PRICE OF ONE SPACE LASER!"
WE'VE GOT BREAKING NEWS THAT

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PRICE OF ONE SPACE LASER!"
WE'VE GOT BREAKING NEWS THAT
WASHINGTON IS STILL BROKEN.

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WE'VE GOT BREAKING NEWS THAT
WASHINGTON IS STILL BROKEN.
TODAY, A HUGE DISAGREEMENT

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WASHINGTON IS STILL BROKEN.
TODAY, A HUGE DISAGREEMENT
ERUPTED THIS AFTERNOON BETWEEN

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TODAY, A HUGE DISAGREEMENT
ERUPTED THIS AFTERNOON BETWEEN
HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI AND

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ERUPTED THIS AFTERNOON BETWEEN
HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI AND
HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND JUST A

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HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI AND
HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND JUST A
COMPLETE TOOL, KEVIN McCARTHY.

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HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND JUST A
COMPLETE TOOL, KEVIN McCARTHY.
NEXT WEEK, THE HOUSE IS

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COMPLETE TOOL, KEVIN McCARTHY.
NEXT WEEK, THE HOUSE IS
CONVENING THEIR SELECT COMMITTEE

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NEXT WEEK, THE HOUSE IS
CONVENING THEIR SELECT COMMITTEE
INVESTIGATING THE JANUARY 6th

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CONVENING THEIR SELECT COMMITTEE
INVESTIGATING THE JANUARY 6th
RIOT.

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INVESTIGATING THE JANUARY 6th
RIOT.
SPEAKER PELOSI ANNOUNCED

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RIOT.
SPEAKER PELOSI ANNOUNCED
EIGHT MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE--

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SPEAKER PELOSI ANNOUNCED
EIGHT MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE--
SEVEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICAN

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EIGHT MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE--
SEVEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICAN
LIZ CHENEY.

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SEVEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICAN
LIZ CHENEY.
WELL, MONDAY, McCARTHY PICKED

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LIZ CHENEY.
WELL, MONDAY, McCARTHY PICKED
HIS FIVE REPUBLICANS, AND THERE

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WELL, MONDAY, McCARTHY PICKED
HIS FIVE REPUBLICANS, AND THERE
SEEMED TO BE ONE COMMON

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HIS FIVE REPUBLICANS, AND THERE
SEEMED TO BE ONE COMMON
DENOMINATOR IN ALL OF THE

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SEEMED TO BE ONE COMMON
DENOMINATOR IN ALL OF THE
MINORITY LEADER'S CHOICES:

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DENOMINATOR IN ALL OF THE
MINORITY LEADER'S CHOICES:
NO MINORITY CHOICES.

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MINORITY LEADER'S CHOICES:
NO MINORITY CHOICES.
IT'S LIKE AN AD FOR INFERIOR

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NO MINORITY CHOICES.
IT'S LIKE AN AD FOR INFERIOR
BLEACH, BECAUSE THOSE ARE A

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IT'S LIKE AN AD FOR INFERIOR
BLEACH, BECAUSE THOSE ARE A
BUNCH OF DULL WHITES.

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BLEACH, BECAUSE THOSE ARE A
BUNCH OF DULL WHITES.
IT RUININGS YOUR COLORS.

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BUNCH OF DULL WHITES.
IT RUININGS YOUR COLORS.
THROW A SOCK IN THERE.

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IT RUININGS YOUR COLORS.
THROW A SOCK IN THERE.
McCARTHY'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL

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THROW A SOCK IN THERE.
McCARTHY'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL
CHOICE WAS OHIO REPRESENTATIVE

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McCARTHY'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL
CHOICE WAS OHIO REPRESENTATIVE
JIM JORDAN...

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CHOICE WAS OHIO REPRESENTATIVE
JIM JORDAN...
>> Stephen: I KNOW.

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JIM JORDAN...
>> Stephen: I KNOW.
(BOOING)

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>> Stephen: I KNOW.
(BOOING)
...STARRING THIS FALL THE NEW

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(BOOING)
...STARRING THIS FALL THE NEW
CBS SHOW, "SUBURBAN CAVEMAN."

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...STARRING THIS FALL THE NEW
CBS SHOW, "SUBURBAN CAVEMAN."
"THERE GOES THE CAVE-BORHOOD!"

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CBS SHOW, "SUBURBAN CAVEMAN."
"THERE GOES THE CAVE-BORHOOD!"
JORDAN IS AN EXPERT ON THE

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"THERE GOES THE CAVE-BORHOOD!"
JORDAN IS AN EXPERT ON THE
CAUSES OF JANUARY 6 BECAUSE HE

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JORDAN IS AN EXPERT ON THE
CAUSES OF JANUARY 6 BECAUSE HE
HELPED CAUSE JANUARY 6.

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CAUSES OF JANUARY 6 BECAUSE HE
HELPED CAUSE JANUARY 6.
HERE'S WHAT LIZ CHENEY HAS TO

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HELPED CAUSE JANUARY 6.
HERE'S WHAT LIZ CHENEY HAS TO
SAY ABOUT HIM IN A NEW BOOK:

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HERE'S WHAT LIZ CHENEY HAS TO
SAY ABOUT HIM IN A NEW BOOK:
"THAT (BLEEP) GUY JIM JORDAN.

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SAY ABOUT HIM IN A NEW BOOK:
"THAT (BLEEP) GUY JIM JORDAN.
THAT SON OF A (BLEEP).

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"THAT (BLEEP) GUY JIM JORDAN.
THAT SON OF A (BLEEP).
WHILE THESE MANIACS ARE GOING

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THAT SON OF A (BLEEP).
WHILE THESE MANIACS ARE GOING
THROUGH THE PLACE, I'M STANDING

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WHILE THESE MANIACS ARE GOING
THROUGH THE PLACE, I'M STANDING
IN THE AISLE, AND HE SAID, 'WE

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THROUGH THE PLACE, I'M STANDING
IN THE AISLE, AND HE SAID, 'WE
NEED TO GET THE LADIES AWAY FROM

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IN THE AISLE, AND HE SAID, 'WE
NEED TO GET THE LADIES AWAY FROM
THE AISLE.

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NEED TO GET THE LADIES AWAY FROM
THE AISLE.
LET ME HELP YOU.'

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THE AISLE.
LET ME HELP YOU.'
I SMACKED HIS HAND AWAY AND TOLD

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LET ME HELP YOU.'
I SMACKED HIS HAND AWAY AND TOLD
HIM, 'GET AWAY FROM ME.

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I SMACKED HIS HAND AWAY AND TOLD
HIM, 'GET AWAY FROM ME.
YOU (BLEEP) DID THIS.'"

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HIM, 'GET AWAY FROM ME.
YOU (BLEEP) DID THIS.'"
DAMN, DAMN LIZ.

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YOU (BLEEP) DID THIS.'"
DAMN, DAMN LIZ.
YES

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DAMN, DAMN LIZ.
YES
YES, HE DID DO THIS!

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YES
YES, HE DID DO THIS!
PUTTING HIM ON THE COMMISSION

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YES, HE DID DO THIS!
PUTTING HIM ON THE COMMISSION
IS LIKE IF "SILENCE OF THE

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PUTTING HIM ON THE COMMISSION
IS LIKE IF "SILENCE OF THE
LAMBS" ENDED WITH DEPUTIZING

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IS LIKE IF "SILENCE OF THE
LAMBS" ENDED WITH DEPUTIZING
BUFFALO BILL!

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LAMBS" ENDED WITH DEPUTIZING
BUFFALO BILL!
ANOTHER DUBIOUS SELECTION WAS

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BUFFALO BILL!
ANOTHER DUBIOUS SELECTION WAS
INDIANA CONGRESSMAN AND

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ANOTHER DUBIOUS SELECTION WAS
INDIANA CONGRESSMAN AND
VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY WHO WISHED

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INDIANA CONGRESSMAN AND
VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY WHO WISHED
TO BE A REAL DUMMY, JIM BANKS.

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VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY WHO WISHED
TO BE A REAL DUMMY, JIM BANKS.
WELL, THIS AFTERNOON, PELOSI

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TO BE A REAL DUMMY, JIM BANKS.
WELL, THIS AFTERNOON, PELOSI
REJECTED BANKS AND JORDAN,

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WELL, THIS AFTERNOON, PELOSI
REJECTED BANKS AND JORDAN,
SAYING THEY MAY JEOPARDIZE THE

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REJECTED BANKS AND JORDAN,
SAYING THEY MAY JEOPARDIZE THE
INTEGRITY OF THE INVESTIGATION.

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SAYING THEY MAY JEOPARDIZE THE
INTEGRITY OF THE INVESTIGATION.
OF COURSE, THEY'RE TWO POTENTIAL

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INTEGRITY OF THE INVESTIGATION.
OF COURSE, THEY'RE TWO POTENTIAL
SUSPECTS.

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OF COURSE, THEY'RE TWO POTENTIAL
SUSPECTS.
NANCY PELOSI CAN'T JUST LOOK THE

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SUSPECTS.
NANCY PELOSI CAN'T JUST LOOK THE
OTHER WAY-- SHE'S NOT JIM JORDAN

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NANCY PELOSI CAN'T JUST LOOK THE
OTHER WAY-- SHE'S NOT JIM JORDAN
IN THE SHOWERS AT OHIO STATE.

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OTHER WAY-- SHE'S NOT JIM JORDAN
IN THE SHOWERS AT OHIO STATE.
GOOGLE IT, GOOGLE IT.

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IN THE SHOWERS AT OHIO STATE.
GOOGLE IT, GOOGLE IT.
IN RESPONSE, McCARTHY DID THIS:

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GOOGLE IT, GOOGLE IT.
IN RESPONSE, McCARTHY DID THIS:
>> UNLESS SPEAKER PELOSI

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IN RESPONSE, McCARTHY DID THIS:
>> UNLESS SPEAKER PELOSI
REVERSES COURSE AND SEATS ALL

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>> UNLESS SPEAKER PELOSI
REVERSES COURSE AND SEATS ALL
THE REPUBLICANS, WE WILL NOT

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REVERSES COURSE AND SEATS ALL
THE REPUBLICANS, WE WILL NOT
PARTICIPATE.

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THE REPUBLICANS, WE WILL NOT
PARTICIPATE.
>> Stephen: REALLY.

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PARTICIPATE.
>> Stephen: REALLY.
>> Stephen: I DON'T THINK THAT'S

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>> Stephen: REALLY.
>> Stephen: I DON'T THINK THAT'S
QUITE THE THREAT YOU THINK IT

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>> Stephen: I DON'T THINK THAT'S
QUITE THE THREAT YOU THINK IT
IS, KEVIN.

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QUITE THE THREAT YOU THINK IT
IS, KEVIN.
(AS McCARTHY)

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IS, KEVIN.
(AS McCARTHY)
"UNLESS YOU PROMISE TO SEAT

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(AS McCARTHY)
"UNLESS YOU PROMISE TO SEAT
TWO PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DESTROY

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"UNLESS YOU PROMISE TO SEAT
TWO PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DESTROY
THIS COMMITTEE, YOU CAN'T HAVE

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TWO PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DESTROY
THIS COMMITTEE, YOU CAN'T HAVE
ANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO

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THIS COMMITTEE, YOU CAN'T HAVE
ANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO
DESTROY THIS COMMITTEE!

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ANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO
DESTROY THIS COMMITTEE!
WE'RE LEAVING-- BUT WE MIGHT

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DESTROY THIS COMMITTEE!
WE'RE LEAVING-- BUT WE MIGHT
BREAK IN LATER AND STEAL YOUR

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WE'RE LEAVING-- BUT WE MIGHT
BREAK IN LATER AND STEAL YOUR
PODIUM AGAIN."

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BREAK IN LATER AND STEAL YOUR
PODIUM AGAIN."
HERE'S THE THING.

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PODIUM AGAIN."
HERE'S THE THING.
PELOSI PROPOSED A BIPARTISAN

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HERE'S THE THING.
PELOSI PROPOSED A BIPARTISAN
COMMISSION, WHERE REPUBLICANS

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PELOSI PROPOSED A BIPARTISAN
COMMISSION, WHERE REPUBLICANS
GOT TO NAME AS MANY MEMBERS AS

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COMMISSION, WHERE REPUBLICANS
GOT TO NAME AS MANY MEMBERS AS
DEMOCRATS, AND YOU REJECTED IT,

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GOT TO NAME AS MANY MEMBERS AS
DEMOCRATS, AND YOU REJECTED IT,
SO NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH WHAT

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DEMOCRATS, AND YOU REJECTED IT,
SO NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH WHAT
YOU GET.

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SO NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH WHAT
YOU GET.
IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY WAS LIKE,

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YOU GET.
IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY WAS LIKE,
"HEY, WE'RE ORDERING PIZZA, WHAT

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IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY WAS LIKE,
"HEY, WE'RE ORDERING PIZZA, WHAT
DO YOU WANT ON YOUR HALF?"

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"HEY, WE'RE ORDERING PIZZA, WHAT
DO YOU WANT ON YOUR HALF?"
AND YOU SAID, "I DON'T BELIEVE

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DO YOU WANT ON YOUR HALF?"
AND YOU SAID, "I DON'T BELIEVE
IN PIZZA," AND NOW THAT THE

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AND YOU SAID, "I DON'T BELIEVE
IN PIZZA," AND NOW THAT THE
PIZZA IS HERE, AND YOU STILL GOT

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IN PIZZA," AND NOW THAT THE
PIZZA IS HERE, AND YOU STILL GOT
OFFERED SOME SLICES, AND YOU'RE

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PIZZA IS HERE, AND YOU STILL GOT
OFFERED SOME SLICES, AND YOU'RE
SAYING, "HEY, THIS IS MUSHROOM

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OFFERED SOME SLICES, AND YOU'RE
SAYING, "HEY, THIS IS MUSHROOM
AND ONIONS!

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SAYING, "HEY, THIS IS MUSHROOM
AND ONIONS!
I DEMAND PEPPERONI AND FASCISM!"

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AND ONIONS!
I DEMAND PEPPERONI AND FASCISM!"
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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I DEMAND PEPPERONI AND FASCISM!"
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
McCARTHY SAYS HE DIDN'T WANT TO

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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
McCARTHY SAYS HE DIDN'T WANT TO
BE PART OF THE COOL KIDS CLUB,

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McCARTHY SAYS HE DIDN'T WANT TO
BE PART OF THE COOL KIDS CLUB,
SO HE'S STARTING HIS OWN CLUB.

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BE PART OF THE COOL KIDS CLUB,
SO HE'S STARTING HIS OWN CLUB.
>> WE WILL RUN OUR OWN

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SO HE'S STARTING HIS OWN CLUB.
>> WE WILL RUN OUR OWN
INVESTIGATION.

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>> WE WILL RUN OUR OWN
INVESTIGATION.
WE HAVE LAW ENFORCEMENT, WE

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INVESTIGATION.
WE HAVE LAW ENFORCEMENT, WE
HAVE MILITARY, WE HAVE DOCTORS.

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WE HAVE LAW ENFORCEMENT, WE
HAVE MILITARY, WE HAVE DOCTORS.
WE HAVE PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF

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HAVE MILITARY, WE HAVE DOCTORS.
WE HAVE PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF
LIFE.

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WE HAVE PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF
LIFE.
YES, KEVIN McCARTHY WILL HAVE

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LIFE.
YES, KEVIN McCARTHY WILL HAVE
PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE:

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YES, KEVIN McCARTHY WILL HAVE
PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT.

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PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT.
MILITARY.

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LAW ENFORCEMENT.
MILITARY.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.

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MILITARY.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
COWBOYS.

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CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
COWBOYS.
NATIVE AMERICANS.

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COWBOYS.
NATIVE AMERICANS.
AND OF COURSE, LEATHER DADDIES.

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NATIVE AMERICANS.
AND OF COURSE, LEATHER DADDIES.
AND FINALLY, SOMEBODY WILL GET

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AND OF COURSE, LEATHER DADDIES.
AND FINALLY, SOMEBODY WILL GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF WHY IT'S FUN TO

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AND FINALLY, SOMEBODY WILL GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF WHY IT'S FUN TO
STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A.!

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TO THE BOTTOM OF WHY IT'S FUN TO
STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A.!
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

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STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A.!
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.

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WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
MY GUESTS ARE EMILY BLUNT AND

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TONIGHT.
MY GUESTS ARE EMILY BLUNT AND
BOB COSTAS.

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MY GUESTS ARE EMILY BLUNT AND
BOB COSTAS.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK--

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BOB COSTAS.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK--
YES, THE CLIMATE IS DOOMED, BUT

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BUT WHEN WE COME BACK--
YES, THE CLIMATE IS DOOMED, BUT
IT'S A DRY DOOM.

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YES, THE CLIMATE IS DOOMED, BUT
IT'S A DRY DOOM.
STICK AROUND.

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>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY, GIVE IT UP FOR JON
BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN.

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EVERYBODY, GIVE IT UP FOR JON
BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

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BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: I'M SO EXCITED,

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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: I'M SO EXCITED,
I'M ALWAYS GREAT GRATE, I'M

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>> Stephen: I'M SO EXCITED,
I'M ALWAYS GREAT GRATE, I'M
GRATEFUL FOR EVERYBODY,

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I'M ALWAYS GREAT GRATE, I'M
GRATEFUL FOR EVERYBODY,
ESPECIALLY THE BIG STARS THAT

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GRATEFUL FOR EVERYBODY,
ESPECIALLY THE BIG STARS THAT
STOP BY TO SEE OUR DOG AND PONY

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ESPECIALLY THE BIG STARS THAT
STOP BY TO SEE OUR DOG AND PONY
SHOW BUT TONIGHT I'M EXCITED

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STOP BY TO SEE OUR DOG AND PONY
SHOW BUT TONIGHT I'M EXCITED
ABOUT AMERICA'S BRITISH

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SHOW BUT TONIGHT I'M EXCITED
ABOUT AMERICA'S BRITISH
SWEETHEART EMILY BLUNT IS HERE,

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ABOUT AMERICA'S BRITISH
SWEETHEART EMILY BLUNT IS HERE,
AND AMERICA'S AMERICAN

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SWEETHEART EMILY BLUNT IS HERE,
AND AMERICA'S AMERICAN
SWEETHEART BOB COSTAS IS HERE.

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AND AMERICA'S AMERICAN
SWEETHEART BOB COSTAS IS HERE.
>> Jon: WHOOO.

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SWEETHEART BOB COSTAS IS HERE.
>> Jon: WHOOO.
>> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO

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>> Jon: WHOOO.
>> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO
TALK ABOUT HIS NEW SHOW AND TALK

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>> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO
TALK ABOUT HIS NEW SHOW AND TALK
ABOUT THE OLYMPICS.

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TALK ABOUT HIS NEW SHOW AND TALK
ABOUT THE OLYMPICS.
OH YEAH, BECAUSE HE HOSTED

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ABOUT THE OLYMPICS.
OH YEAH, BECAUSE HE HOSTED
OLYMPICS FOREVER, FOREVER.

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00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,749
OH YEAH, BECAUSE HE HOSTED
OLYMPICS FOREVER, FOREVER.
TURNS OUT, NOW THAT HE DOESN'T

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00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,851
OLYMPICS FOREVER, FOREVER.
TURNS OUT, NOW THAT HE DOESN'T
WORK FOR NBC ANY MORE, HE CAN

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00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,887
TURNS OUT, NOW THAT HE DOESN'T
WORK FOR NBC ANY MORE, HE CAN
CONFESS THAT HE HATES IT.

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00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,722
WORK FOR NBC ANY MORE, HE CAN
CONFESS THAT HE HATES IT.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS TRUE.

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00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,457
CONFESS THAT HE HATES IT.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS TRUE.
I DON'T ACTUALLY, I MILE BE

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00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,625
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS TRUE.
I DON'T ACTUALLY, I MILE BE
PUTTING WORDS-- WE'LL FIND OUT,

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00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:54,759
I DON'T ACTUALLY, I MILE BE
PUTTING WORDS-- WE'LL FIND OUT,
STICK AROUND, WE'LL FIND OUT

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00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:58,696
PUTTING WORDS-- WE'LL FIND OUT,
STICK AROUND, WE'LL FIND OUT
WHETHER I AM LYING.

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00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,031
STICK AROUND, WE'LL FIND OUT
WHETHER I AM LYING.
FOLKS, THE RAGING DELTA VARIANT

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00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:00,932
WHETHER I AM LYING.
FOLKS, THE RAGING DELTA VARIANT
ISN'T THE ONLY SUMMER BUMMER OUT

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FOLKS, THE RAGING DELTA VARIANT
ISN'T THE ONLY SUMMER BUMMER OUT
THERE.

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ISN'T THE ONLY SUMMER BUMMER OUT
THERE.
JULY HAS FEATURED A WHOLE HOST

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THERE.
JULY HAS FEATURED A WHOLE HOST
OF WEIRD AND TERRIFYING WEATHER

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JULY HAS FEATURED A WHOLE HOST
OF WEIRD AND TERRIFYING WEATHER
EVENTS.

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OF WEIRD AND TERRIFYING WEATHER
EVENTS.
WE'RE SEEING ICE QUAKES, FIRE

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EVENTS.
WE'RE SEEING ICE QUAKES, FIRE
TORNADOES, AND HEAT DOMES.

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WE'RE SEEING ICE QUAKES, FIRE
TORNADOES, AND HEAT DOMES.
HEAT DOMES, OF COURSE, NAMED FOR

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TORNADOES, AND HEAT DOMES.
HEAT DOMES, OF COURSE, NAMED FOR
THE STRUCTURES WE'LL ALL BE

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HEAT DOMES, OF COURSE, NAMED FOR
THE STRUCTURES WE'LL ALL BE
FIGHTING IN FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF

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THE STRUCTURES WE'LL ALL BE
FIGHTING IN FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF
TINA TURNER.

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FIGHTING IN FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF
TINA TURNER.
REMEMBER WHEN SCIENTISTS WERE

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TINA TURNER.
REMEMBER WHEN SCIENTISTS WERE
TELLING US THAT ALL THE CARBON

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REMEMBER WHEN SCIENTISTS WERE
TELLING US THAT ALL THE CARBON
WE WERE PUTTING INTO THE

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TELLING US THAT ALL THE CARBON
WE WERE PUTTING INTO THE
ATMOSPHERE WOULD COME BACK TO

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WE WERE PUTTING INTO THE
ATMOSPHERE WOULD COME BACK TO
HAUNT US EVENTUALLY?

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ATMOSPHERE WOULD COME BACK TO
HAUNT US EVENTUALLY?
WELL, IT IS WEDNESDAY, JULY THE

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HAUNT US EVENTUALLY?
WELL, IT IS WEDNESDAY, JULY THE
EVENTUALLY-TH.

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WELL, IT IS WEDNESDAY, JULY THE
EVENTUALLY-TH.
YESTERDAY, THE "NEW YORK TIMES"

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EVENTUALLY-TH.
YESTERDAY, THE "NEW YORK TIMES"
REPORTED THAT IN THE 21st

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YESTERDAY, THE "NEW YORK TIMES"
REPORTED THAT IN THE 21st
CENTURY, "SUMMERS IN BOSTON HAVE

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REPORTED THAT IN THE 21st
CENTURY, "SUMMERS IN BOSTON HAVE
COME TO RESEMBLE 20th-CENTURY

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CENTURY, "SUMMERS IN BOSTON HAVE
COME TO RESEMBLE 20th-CENTURY
SUMMERS IN NEW YORK.

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COME TO RESEMBLE 20th-CENTURY
SUMMERS IN NEW YORK.
NEW YORK, WHICH HAS COME TO

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SUMMERS IN NEW YORK.
NEW YORK, WHICH HAS COME TO
RESEMBLE PHILADELPHIA, WHICH IN

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NEW YORK, WHICH HAS COME TO
RESEMBLE PHILADELPHIA, WHICH IN
TURN HAS BECOME HOTTER THAN

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RESEMBLE PHILADELPHIA, WHICH IN
TURN HAS BECOME HOTTER THAN
WASHINGTON, D.C., OR ATLANTA,

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TURN HAS BECOME HOTTER THAN
WASHINGTON, D.C., OR ATLANTA,
AND SUMMERS IN WASHINGTON AND

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00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:45,576
WASHINGTON, D.C., OR ATLANTA,
AND SUMMERS IN WASHINGTON AND
ATLANTA ARE HOTTER THAN SUMMERS

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AND SUMMERS IN WASHINGTON AND
ATLANTA ARE HOTTER THAN SUMMERS
IN TAMPA."

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00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:49,480
ATLANTA ARE HOTTER THAN SUMMERS
IN TAMPA."
TAMPA, OF COURSE, REMAINS THE

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IN TAMPA."
TAMPA, OF COURSE, REMAINS THE
WORST POSSIBLE VERSION OF

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TAMPA, OF COURSE, REMAINS THE
WORST POSSIBLE VERSION OF
ITSELF.

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WORST POSSIBLE VERSION OF
ITSELF.
THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO

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ITSELF.
THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO
ROOST, AND THEY ARE DEEP FRIED.

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00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,929
THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO
ROOST, AND THEY ARE DEEP FRIED.
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IN

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00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,832
ROOST, AND THEY ARE DEEP FRIED.
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IN
THE SEGMENT WE ALL SAW COMING

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00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:08,933
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IN
THE SEGMENT WE ALL SAW COMING
BUT DID NOTHING TO STOP:

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00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:09,567
THE SEGMENT WE ALL SAW COMING
BUT DID NOTHING TO STOP:
>> "CLIMATE: CHANGED."

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00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,870
BUT DID NOTHING TO STOP:
>> "CLIMATE: CHANGED."
>> YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO AL

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>> "CLIMATE: CHANGED."
>> YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO AL
GORE, YA DUMMIES!

451
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,506
>> YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO AL
GORE, YA DUMMIES!
HE'S A CLIMATE ZADDY!

452
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,642
GORE, YA DUMMIES!
HE'S A CLIMATE ZADDY!
MOMMA LIKE!

453
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,044
HE'S A CLIMATE ZADDY!
MOMMA LIKE!
>> Stephen: FIRST UP, THE CITY

454
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:20,645
MOMMA LIKE!
>> Stephen: FIRST UP, THE CITY
THAT NEVER SLEEPS GOT ANOTHER

455
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,281
>> Stephen: FIRST UP, THE CITY
THAT NEVER SLEEPS GOT ANOTHER
REASON NOT TO, BECAUSE THE SUN

456
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,016
THAT NEVER SLEEPS GOT ANOTHER
REASON NOT TO, BECAUSE THE SUN
IS GLOWING RED IN NEW YORK.

457
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,018
REASON NOT TO, BECAUSE THE SUN
IS GLOWING RED IN NEW YORK.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:

458
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:27,452
IS GLOWING RED IN NEW YORK.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
"RED SKIES AT NIGHT,

459
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,953
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
"RED SKIES AT NIGHT,
SAILOR'S DELIGHT.

460
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:32,957
"RED SKIES AT NIGHT,
SAILOR'S DELIGHT.
RED SUN IN THE SKY,

461
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:33,992
SAILOR'S DELIGHT.
RED SUN IN THE SKY,
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

462
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,027
RED SUN IN THE SKY,
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
SO WHY IS THE SUN GOD ANGRY AT

463
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:36,894
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
SO WHY IS THE SUN GOD ANGRY AT
US?

464
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:37,595
SO WHY IS THE SUN GOD ANGRY AT
US?
WELL, AS WE SPEAK, 78 WILDFIRES

465
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,497
US?
WELL, AS WE SPEAK, 78 WILDFIRES
ARE RAGING IN THE WESTERN

466
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,898
WELL, AS WE SPEAK, 78 WILDFIRES
ARE RAGING IN THE WESTERN
STATES.

467
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,499
ARE RAGING IN THE WESTERN
STATES.
IT'S AN APOCALYPTIC VISION OF

468
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,967
STATES.
IT'S AN APOCALYPTIC VISION OF
THE FUTURE PREDICTED BY THE BOOK

469
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,303
IT'S AN APOCALYPTIC VISION OF
THE FUTURE PREDICTED BY THE BOOK
OF REVELATION, NOSTRADAMUS, AND

470
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,940
THE FUTURE PREDICTED BY THE BOOK
OF REVELATION, NOSTRADAMUS, AND
THE OPENING CREDITS OF

471
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,842
OF REVELATION, NOSTRADAMUS, AND
THE OPENING CREDITS OF
"BONANZA."

472
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:51,976
THE OPENING CREDITS OF
"BONANZA."
GOOD NEWS-- IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH

473
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:52,877
"BONANZA."
GOOD NEWS-- IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO GET THAT JOKE, YOU PROBABLY

474
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:56,948
GOOD NEWS-- IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO GET THAT JOKE, YOU PROBABLY
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

475
00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:01,986
TO GET THAT JOKE, YOU PROBABLY
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE.

476
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,922
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE.
YOU GET IT, I GLET IT.

477
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,058
CLIMATE CHANGE.
YOU GET IT, I GLET IT.
-- GET IT.

478
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:07,592
YOU GET IT, I GLET IT.
-- GET IT.
TURNS OUT, THE RED SUN IS

479
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,393
-- GET IT.
TURNS OUT, THE RED SUN IS
BECAUSE LIGHT IN THE ATMOSPHERE

480
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,494
TURNS OUT, THE RED SUN IS
BECAUSE LIGHT IN THE ATMOSPHERE
IS BEING SCATTERED WILLY-NILLY

481
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,295
BECAUSE LIGHT IN THE ATMOSPHERE
IS BEING SCATTERED WILLY-NILLY
AFTER SMOKE FROM THOSE BLAZES

482
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:11,896
IS BEING SCATTERED WILLY-NILLY
AFTER SMOKE FROM THOSE BLAZES
BURNING IN THE WESTERN UNITED

483
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,930
AFTER SMOKE FROM THOSE BLAZES
BURNING IN THE WESTERN UNITED
STATES MADE ITS WAY ACROSS THE

484
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,266
BURNING IN THE WESTERN UNITED
STATES MADE ITS WAY ACROSS THE
CONTINENT.

485
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:15,633
STATES MADE ITS WAY ACROSS THE
CONTINENT.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.

486
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,934
CONTINENT.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
THEY MAKE WEED LEGAL OUT WEST,

487
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,971
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
THEY MAKE WEED LEGAL OUT WEST,
AND NOW THEY'RE HOT BOXING THE

488
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:20,938
THEY MAKE WEED LEGAL OUT WEST,
AND NOW THEY'RE HOT BOXING THE
REST OF US.

489
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:21,973
AND NOW THEY'RE HOT BOXING THE
REST OF US.
IT'S NOT JUST NEW YORK.

490
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,976
REST OF US.
IT'S NOT JUST NEW YORK.
YESTERDAY, THERE WAS A THICK

491
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:27,512
IT'S NOT JUST NEW YORK.
YESTERDAY, THERE WAS A THICK
BLANKET OF WILDFIRE HAZE AROUND

492
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,880
YESTERDAY, THERE WAS A THICK
BLANKET OF WILDFIRE HAZE AROUND
THE GREAT LAKES.

493
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:29,514
BLANKET OF WILDFIRE HAZE AROUND
THE GREAT LAKES.
FOR MORE ON THIS PHENOMENON, WE

494
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,849
THE GREAT LAKES.
FOR MORE ON THIS PHENOMENON, WE
TURN TO "LATE SHOW" CLIMATE

495
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:32,350
FOR MORE ON THIS PHENOMENON, WE
TURN TO "LATE SHOW" CLIMATE
SCIENTISTS, DEEP PURPLE.

496
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:32,950
TURN TO "LATE SHOW" CLIMATE
SCIENTISTS, DEEP PURPLE.
WHAT'S THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR

497
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:36,921
SCIENTISTS, DEEP PURPLE.
WHAT'S THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR
THIS HAZE?

498
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:37,989
WHAT'S THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR
THIS HAZE?
>> SMOKE ON THE WATER

499
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:40,892
THIS HAZE?
>> SMOKE ON THE WATER
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, IAN.

500
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,862
>> SMOKE ON THE WATER
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, IAN.
A LOT OF THIS SMOKE IS BEING

501
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:45,463
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, IAN.
A LOT OF THIS SMOKE IS BEING
GENERATED BY THE BOOTLEG FIRE,

502
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,731
A LOT OF THIS SMOKE IS BEING
GENERATED BY THE BOOTLEG FIRE,
WHICH IS THE LARGEST WILDFIRE SO

503
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,299
GENERATED BY THE BOOTLEG FIRE,
WHICH IS THE LARGEST WILDFIRE SO
FAR THIS YEAR IN THE UNITED

504
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:48,933
WHICH IS THE LARGEST WILDFIRE SO
FAR THIS YEAR IN THE UNITED
STATES.

505
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,469
FAR THIS YEAR IN THE UNITED
STATES.
IT'S SO HUGE THAT IT'S

506
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,537
STATES.
IT'S SO HUGE THAT IT'S
GENERATING ITS OWN WEATHER.

507
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,938
IT'S SO HUGE THAT IT'S
GENERATING ITS OWN WEATHER.
THAT SOUNDS FRIGHTENING, BUT THE

508
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,441
GENERATING ITS OWN WEATHER.
THAT SOUNDS FRIGHTENING, BUT THE
FOREST SERVICE IS TRYING TO KEEP

509
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,041
THAT SOUNDS FRIGHTENING, BUT THE
FOREST SERVICE IS TRYING TO KEEP
THE PUBLIC CALM WITH THIS NEW

510
00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:00,411
FOREST SERVICE IS TRYING TO KEEP
THE PUBLIC CALM WITH THIS NEW
P.S.A.:

511
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,679
THE PUBLIC CALM WITH THIS NEW
P.S.A.:
>> ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT-- WHAT?

512
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,514
P.S.A.:
>> ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT-- WHAT?
IT GENERATES ITS OWN WEATHER?

513
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,949
>> ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT-- WHAT?
IT GENERATES ITS OWN WEATHER?
SCREW IT.

514
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:08,920
IT GENERATES ITS OWN WEATHER?
SCREW IT.
I'M SWITCHING SIDES.

515
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:09,520
SCREW IT.
I'M SWITCHING SIDES.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY FLAME GOD!

516
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,924
I'M SWITCHING SIDES.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY FLAME GOD!
I WILL NOW DO YOU BIDDING!

517
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,526
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY FLAME GOD!
I WILL NOW DO YOU BIDDING!
HA-HA-HA!

518
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:20,932
I WILL NOW DO YOU BIDDING!
HA-HA-HA!
I JUST STARTED THE FIRE!

519
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,967
HA-HA-HA!
I JUST STARTED THE FIRE!
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO."

520
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,370
I JUST STARTED THE FIRE!
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO."
>> Stephen: I'M WORRIED

521
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:27,738
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO."
>> Stephen: I'M WORRIED
ABOUT-- I'M WORRIED ABOUT

522
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,709
>> Stephen: I'M WORRIED
ABOUT-- I'M WORRIED ABOUT
SMOLDERS THE BEAR, NOT SMOKEY.

523
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,276
ABOUT-- I'M WORRIED ABOUT
SMOLDERS THE BEAR, NOT SMOKEY.
>> Stephen: THE BOOTLEG FIRE

524
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:32,977
SMOLDERS THE BEAR, NOT SMOKEY.
>> Stephen: THE BOOTLEG FIRE
CHANGES THE WEATHER BECAUSE IT

525
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:33,578
>> Stephen: THE BOOTLEG FIRE
CHANGES THE WEATHER BECAUSE IT
HAS CREATED SOMETHING CALLED A

526
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,948
CHANGES THE WEATHER BECAUSE IT
HAS CREATED SOMETHING CALLED A
PYROCUMULUS CLOUD, ALSO KNOWN AS

527
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,517
HAS CREATED SOMETHING CALLED A
PYROCUMULUS CLOUD, ALSO KNOWN AS
"CLOUD OF FIRE."

528
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,918
PYROCUMULUS CLOUD, ALSO KNOWN AS
"CLOUD OF FIRE."
ALSO KNOWN AS...

529
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:45,656
"CLOUD OF FIRE."
ALSO KNOWN AS...
>> A FIRE IN THE SKY

530
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,126
ALSO KNOWN AS...
>> A FIRE IN THE SKY
>> Stephen: THESE FIRES WERE

531
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,360
>> A FIRE IN THE SKY
>> Stephen: THESE FIRES WERE
CAUSED BY A DROUGHT, BUT SOME

532
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,496
>> Stephen: THESE FIRES WERE
CAUSED BY A DROUGHT, BUT SOME
PLACES HAVE TOO MUCH WATER, LIKE

533
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,063
CAUSED BY A DROUGHT, BUT SOME
PLACES HAVE TOO MUCH WATER, LIKE
THE CENTRAL CHINESE CITY OF

534
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,331
PLACES HAVE TOO MUCH WATER, LIKE
THE CENTRAL CHINESE CITY OF
JUNG-JOE, WHERE FROM SATURDAY TO

535
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,034
THE CENTRAL CHINESE CITY OF
JUNG-JOE, WHERE FROM SATURDAY TO
TUESDAY, 24.3 INCHES OF RAIN

536
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,803
JUNG-JOE, WHERE FROM SATURDAY TO
TUESDAY, 24.3 INCHES OF RAIN
FELL, CAUSING MASSIVE FLOODING,

537
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,738
TUESDAY, 24.3 INCHES OF RAIN
FELL, CAUSING MASSIVE FLOODING,
WITH CARS FLOATING DOWNTOWN, AND

538
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,707
FELL, CAUSING MASSIVE FLOODING,
WITH CARS FLOATING DOWNTOWN, AND
ONE GUY EVEN SHOT PHONE FOOTAGE

539
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,376
WITH CARS FLOATING DOWNTOWN, AND
ONE GUY EVEN SHOT PHONE FOOTAGE
OF FISH SWIMMING IN THE STREET.

540
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,512
ONE GUY EVEN SHOT PHONE FOOTAGE
OF FISH SWIMMING IN THE STREET.
IT'S ALL IN THE NEW PIXAR MOVIE,

541
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,247
OF FISH SWIMMING IN THE STREET.
IT'S ALL IN THE NEW PIXAR MOVIE,
"FINDING NEMO ON THE SIDEWALK.

542
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:12,350
IT'S ALL IN THE NEW PIXAR MOVIE,
"FINDING NEMO ON THE SIDEWALK.
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!"

543
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,117
"FINDING NEMO ON THE SIDEWALK.
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!"
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMILY

544
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,152
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!"
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMILY
BLUNT.

545
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:39,477
♪
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK.

546
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,812
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

547
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,847
WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
JOINING ME NOW IS A TALENTED

548
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:43,314
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
JOINING ME NOW IS A TALENTED
ACTRESS WHO HAS PLAYED

549
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,348
JOINING ME NOW IS A TALENTED
ACTRESS WHO HAS PLAYED
EVERYTHING FROM A MAGICAL NANNY

550
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,016
ACTRESS WHO HAS PLAYED
EVERYTHING FROM A MAGICAL NANNY
TO A BAKER'S WIFE TO A GIRL ON A

551
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,317
EVERYTHING FROM A MAGICAL NANNY
TO A BAKER'S WIFE TO A GIRL ON A
TRAIN.

552
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,819
TO A BAKER'S WIFE TO A GIRL ON A
TRAIN.
SHE NOW STARS IN THE FILM

553
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:49,187
TRAIN.
SHE NOW STARS IN THE FILM
"JUNGLE CRUISE."

554
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,354
SHE NOW STARS IN THE FILM
"JUNGLE CRUISE."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE

555
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:58,029
"JUNGLE CRUISE."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," EMILY BLUNT!

556
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:12,843
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," EMILY BLUNT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

557
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:18,149
SHOW," EMILY BLUNT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
♪.

558
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:21,719
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
♪.
>> HI.

559
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:21,886
♪.
>> HI.
HI!

560
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,887
>> HI.
HI!
>> Stephen: HELLO.

561
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,355
HI!
>> Stephen: HELLO.
>> IT'S NICE TO BE BACK.

562
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,323
>> Stephen: HELLO.
>> IT'S NICE TO BE BACK.
>> Stephen: IT'S NICE TO HAVE

563
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,390
>> IT'S NICE TO BE BACK.
>> Stephen: IT'S NICE TO HAVE
YOU BACK.

564
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:26,657
>> Stephen: IT'S NICE TO HAVE
YOU BACK.
>> THANKS.

565
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,692
YOU BACK.
>> THANKS.
>> Stephen: SO NICE TO SEE YOU

566
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,060
>> THANKS.
>> Stephen: SO NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, FIRST OF ALL, TO GET IT

567
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,228
>> Stephen: SO NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, FIRST OF ALL, TO GET IT
OUT OF THE WAY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL

568
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:30,728
AGAIN, FIRST OF ALL, TO GET IT
OUT OF THE WAY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
DRESS.

569
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,929
OUT OF THE WAY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
DRESS.
>> YOU LIKE IT.

570
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,231
DRESS.
>> YOU LIKE IT.
>> Stephen: YES.

571
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,599
>> YOU LIKE IT.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> HONESTLY, HAVE I A WONDERFUL

572
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,800
>> Stephen: YES.
>> HONESTLY, HAVE I A WONDERFUL
STYLIST WHO HELPS ME WITH THIS

573
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,334
>> HONESTLY, HAVE I A WONDERFUL
STYLIST WHO HELPS ME WITH THIS
KIND OF THING.

574
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,169
STYLIST WHO HELPS ME WITH THIS
KIND OF THING.
I TRAVELED WITH THIS DRESS

575
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,971
KIND OF THING.
I TRAVELED WITH THIS DRESS
TODAY, STUFFED FULL OF TISSUE

576
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:40,271
I TRAVELED WITH THIS DRESS
TODAY, STUFFED FULL OF TISSUE
PAPER.

577
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,138
TODAY, STUFFED FULL OF TISSUE
PAPER.
GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE AM HAVE I

578
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,474
PAPER.
GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE AM HAVE I
NEVER SEEN A DRESS BE TREATED

579
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,041
GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE AM HAVE I
NEVER SEEN A DRESS BE TREATED
BETTER IN MY LIFE.

580
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,143
NEVER SEEN A DRESS BE TREATED
BETTER IN MY LIFE.
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, IT WAS LIKE THE

581
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,011
BETTER IN MY LIFE.
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, IT WAS LIKE THE
CROWN JEWELS, INSANE.

582
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,846
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, IT WAS LIKE THE
CROWN JEWELS, INSANE.
>> Stephen: YOU COULD PUT SOME

583
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,081
CROWN JEWELS, INSANE.
>> Stephen: YOU COULD PUT SOME
FOOTBALL PADS UNDERNEATH THERE.

584
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,050
>> Stephen: YOU COULD PUT SOME
FOOTBALL PADS UNDERNEATH THERE.
>> THIS IS ALL ME, I DON'T MOW

585
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:53,985
FOOTBALL PADS UNDERNEATH THERE.
>> THIS IS ALL ME, I DON'T MOW
IF YOU-- .

586
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,052
>> THIS IS ALL ME, I DON'T MOW
IF YOU-- .
>> Stephen: YOU BULKED UP FOR

587
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:55,586
IF YOU-- .
>> Stephen: YOU BULKED UP FOR
THE JUNGLE CRUISE.

588
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,455
>> Stephen: YOU BULKED UP FOR
THE JUNGLE CRUISE.
>> I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT WITH

589
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,624
THE JUNGLE CRUISE.
>> I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT WITH
DWAYNE, SO RIGHT NOW, THIS IS

590
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,026
>> I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT WITH
DWAYNE, SO RIGHT NOW, THIS IS
THE ROCK KIND OF WORKOUT NOW, WE

591
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,127
DWAYNE, SO RIGHT NOW, THIS IS
THE ROCK KIND OF WORKOUT NOW, WE
GOT GOING ON.

592
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:06,831
THE ROCK KIND OF WORKOUT NOW, WE
GOT GOING ON.
>> Stephen: EMILY, THE ROCK

593
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,031
GOT GOING ON.
>> Stephen: EMILY, THE ROCK
BLUNT.

594
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:07,598
>> Stephen: EMILY, THE ROCK
BLUNT.
I LIKE THAT.

595
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,500
BLUNT.
I LIKE THAT.
CUZ HE DROPPED IT HE IS JUST

596
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,701
I LIKE THAT.
CUZ HE DROPPED IT HE IS JUST
DWAYNE JOHN SORNTION THE ROCK IS

597
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,902
CUZ HE DROPPED IT HE IS JUST
DWAYNE JOHN SORNTION THE ROCK IS
JUST HANGING OUT.

598
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,404
DWAYNE JOHN SORNTION THE ROCK IS
JUST HANGING OUT.
>> HE REALLY LET HIMSELF GO,

599
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,071
JUST HANGING OUT.
>> HE REALLY LET HIMSELF GO,
HE'S LIKE-- .

600
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,274
>> HE REALLY LET HIMSELF GO,
HE'S LIKE-- .
>> Stephen: I'M SURE, I'M

601
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,275
HE'S LIKE-- .
>> Stephen: I'M SURE, I'M
SURE.

602
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,843
>> Stephen: I'M SURE, I'M
SURE.
SPEAKING OF-- SPEAKING OF STRONG

603
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:23,414
SURE.
SPEAKING OF-- SPEAKING OF STRONG
MEN, WE ENJOYED HAVING YOUR

604
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,283
SPEAKING OF-- SPEAKING OF STRONG
MEN, WE ENJOYED HAVING YOUR
HUSBAND JOHN KRASINSKI BACK ON

605
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,151
MEN, WE ENJOYED HAVING YOUR
HUSBAND JOHN KRASINSKI BACK ON
THE SHOW, SUCH IS THE LIFE.

606
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:27,518
HUSBAND JOHN KRASINSKI BACK ON
THE SHOW, SUCH IS THE LIFE.
>> HE LOVED IT.

607
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,953
THE SHOW, SUCH IS THE LIFE.
>> HE LOVED IT.
>> Stephen: THEY SAID WHO

608
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,855
>> HE LOVED IT.
>> Stephen: THEY SAID WHO
WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE ON, AND I

609
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,291
>> Stephen: THEY SAID WHO
WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE ON, AND I
WAS LIKE JOHN KRASINSKI WOULD BE

610
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:33,491
WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE ON, AND I
WAS LIKE JOHN KRASINSKI WOULD BE
GREAT.

611
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,294
WAS LIKE JOHN KRASINSKI WOULD BE
GREAT.
YOU GUYS, HE LOVELY COMPANY.

612
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,628
GREAT.
YOU GUYS, HE LOVELY COMPANY.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

613
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,163
YOU GUYS, HE LOVELY COMPANY.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HE REALLY LOVED DOING THE SHOW,

614
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,031
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HE REALLY LOVED DOING THE SHOW,
I THINKED TO THE POINT WHERE IT

615
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,166
HE REALLY LOVED DOING THE SHOW,
I THINKED TO THE POINT WHERE IT
WAS ALMOST TOO COMFORTABLE.

616
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,034
I THINKED TO THE POINT WHERE IT
WAS ALMOST TOO COMFORTABLE.
>> Stephen: YEAH.

617
00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:44,535
WAS ALMOST TOO COMFORTABLE.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
WELL, THAT LITTLE STORAGE ROOM

618
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,705
>> Stephen: YEAH.
WELL, THAT LITTLE STORAGE ROOM
IT WAS JUST ME AND HIM AND EV.

619
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:48,939
WELL, THAT LITTLE STORAGE ROOM
IT WAS JUST ME AND HIM AND EV.
>> I LOVE THAT EV WAS THERE AS

620
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,676
IT WAS JUST ME AND HIM AND EV.
>> I LOVE THAT EV WAS THERE AS
WELL, ALMOST CHEERING HIM ON

621
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:51,876
>> I LOVE THAT EV WAS THERE AS
WELL, ALMOST CHEERING HIM ON
MORE.

622
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:52,243
WELL, ALMOST CHEERING HIM ON
MORE.
>> Stephen: YES.

623
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:53,311
MORE.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> HE WAS LIKE THIS IS NOT A

624
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,378
>> Stephen: YES.
>> HE WAS LIKE THIS IS NOT A
GOOD IDEA, WHAT.

625
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,280
>> HE WAS LIKE THIS IS NOT A
GOOD IDEA, WHAT.
>> Stephen: THIS IS NOT A GOOD

626
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,115
GOOD IDEA, WHAT.
>> Stephen: THIS IS NOT A GOOD
IDEA, WE ARM WRESTLED AND MY

627
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,851
>> Stephen: THIS IS NOT A GOOD
IDEA, WE ARM WRESTLED AND MY
WIFE THOUGHT I WOULD NEED

628
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:01,819
IDEA, WE ARM WRESTLED AND MY
WIFE THOUGHT I WOULD NEED
ROTATOR CUFF SURGERY.

629
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,555
WIFE THOUGHT I WOULD NEED
ROTATOR CUFF SURGERY.
AND A LITTLE ARTHROSCOPIC WORK

630
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:04,855
ROTATOR CUFF SURGERY.
AND A LITTLE ARTHROSCOPIC WORK
AFTERWARDS.

631
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,124
AND A LITTLE ARTHROSCOPIC WORK
AFTERWARDS.
>> HE WAS VERY SURPRISED AT HOW

632
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,426
AFTERWARDS.
>> HE WAS VERY SURPRISED AT HOW
STRONG YOU WERE.

633
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:08,659
>> HE WAS VERY SURPRISED AT HOW
STRONG YOU WERE.
VERY-- .

634
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,629
STRONG YOU WERE.
VERY-- .
>> Stephen: NOW THAT, THAT

635
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:12,830
VERY-- .
>> Stephen: NOW THAT, THAT
SOUNDS-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A

636
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,966
>> Stephen: NOW THAT, THAT
SOUNDS-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
COMPLIMENT UNLESS YOU DIG IN

637
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:16,367
SOUNDS-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
COMPLIMENT UNLESS YOU DIG IN
JUST A LITTLE BIT.

638
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:16,901
COMPLIMENT UNLESS YOU DIG IN
JUST A LITTLE BIT.
>> NO, I KNOW.

639
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,803
JUST A LITTLE BIT.
>> NO, I KNOW.
>> Stephen: HE WAS REALLY

640
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,204
>> NO, I KNOW.
>> Stephen: HE WAS REALLY
SURPRISED YOU CAN MOVE UNDER

641
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,205
>> Stephen: HE WAS REALLY
SURPRISED YOU CAN MOVE UNDER
YOUR OWN POWER.

642
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:21,505
SURPRISED YOU CAN MOVE UNDER
YOUR OWN POWER.
>> YES, YES.

643
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,707
YOUR OWN POWER.
>> YES, YES.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN HOLD YOUR

644
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:23,708
>> YES, YES.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN HOLD YOUR
HEAD UP NOW.

645
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,676
>> Stephen: YOU CAN HOLD YOUR
HEAD UP NOW.
>> I DON'T THINK HE ACCOUNTED

646
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,211
HEAD UP NOW.
>> I DON'T THINK HE ACCOUNTED
FOR YOUR COMPETITIVE SPIRIT.

647
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:30,181
>> I DON'T THINK HE ACCOUNTED
FOR YOUR COMPETITIVE SPIRIT.
>> Stephen: NOW WE'RE NOT HERE

648
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:33,551
FOR YOUR COMPETITIVE SPIRIT.
>> Stephen: NOW WE'RE NOT HERE
TO TALK ABOUT QUITE PLACE 2, BUT

649
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,518
>> Stephen: NOW WE'RE NOT HERE
TO TALK ABOUT QUITE PLACE 2, BUT
THE JUNGLE CRUISING.

650
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,653
TO TALK ABOUT QUITE PLACE 2, BUT
THE JUNGLE CRUISING.
>> DID YOU LOVE IT.

651
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,854
THE JUNGLE CRUISING.
>> DID YOU LOVE IT.
>> Stephen: I LEVED IT.

652
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:37,888
>> DID YOU LOVE IT.
>> Stephen: I LEVED IT.
>> DID IT SCARE YOU.

653
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,490
>> Stephen: I LEVED IT.
>> DID IT SCARE YOU.
>> Stephen: IT SCARED ME.

654
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:40,825
>> DID IT SCARE YOU.
>> Stephen: IT SCARED ME.
>> GO ON SAY IT.

655
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,960
>> Stephen: IT SCARED ME.
>> GO ON SAY IT.
>> Stephen: IT SCARED ME

656
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:43,194
>> GO ON SAY IT.
>> Stephen: IT SCARED ME
[BLEEP].

657
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,396
>> Stephen: IT SCARED ME
[BLEEP].
I AM WILLING TO BE BLEEPED ON

658
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,530
[BLEEP].
I AM WILLING TO BE BLEEPED ON
CBS TO BE HONEST ABOUT IT I'M

659
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,432
I AM WILLING TO BE BLEEPED ON
CBS TO BE HONEST ABOUT IT I'M
NOT A HUGE SCARE ME GUY.

660
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,266
CBS TO BE HONEST ABOUT IT I'M
NOT A HUGE SCARE ME GUY.
>> I'M NOT EITHER.

661
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:50,735
NOT A HUGE SCARE ME GUY.
>> I'M NOT EITHER.
>> Stephen: YOU HIDE IT WELL.

662
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:51,569
>> I'M NOT EITHER.
>> Stephen: YOU HIDE IT WELL.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.

663
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,137
>> Stephen: YOU HIDE IT WELL.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
>> Stephen: AND EFFIE ALL WE

664
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,472
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
>> Stephen: AND EFFIE ALL WE
COULD THINK OF WATCHING THIS IS

665
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,173
>> Stephen: AND EFFIE ALL WE
COULD THINK OF WATCHING THIS IS
HOW MUCH DO THESE TWO LOVE YOUR

666
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,775
COULD THINK OF WATCHING THIS IS
HOW MUCH DO THESE TWO LOVE YOUR
KIDS BECAUSE YOU MADE THE KIDS

667
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,276
HOW MUCH DO THESE TWO LOVE YOUR
KIDS BECAUSE YOU MADE THE KIDS
THE HEROES OF THE MOVIE.

668
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:00,811
KIDS BECAUSE YOU MADE THE KIDS
THE HEROES OF THE MOVIE.
>> I KNOW, WELL, YOU HAVE TO.

669
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:01,178
THE HEROES OF THE MOVIE.
>> I KNOW, WELL, YOU HAVE TO.
YOU HAVE TO.

670
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,547
>> I KNOW, WELL, YOU HAVE TO.
YOU HAVE TO.
I LOVE THAT IT BECAME LILY'S

671
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:03,781
YOU HAVE TO.
I LOVE THAT IT BECAME LILY'S
STORY.

672
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,150
I LOVE THAT IT BECAME LILY'S
STORY.
SHE IS SUCH A POWERHOUSE.

673
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,018
STORY.
SHE IS SUCH A POWERHOUSE.
SHE PLAYED OUR DAUGHTER AND IT

674
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,286
SHE IS SUCH A POWERHOUSE.
SHE PLAYED OUR DAUGHTER AND IT
BECOMES HER MOVIE.

675
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,122
SHE PLAYED OUR DAUGHTER AND IT
BECOMES HER MOVIE.
AND YEAH, IT WAS-- .

676
00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:14,158
BECOMES HER MOVIE.
AND YEAH, IT WAS-- .
>> Stephen: WHAT SCARES YOU.

677
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,194
AND YEAH, IT WAS-- .
>> Stephen: WHAT SCARES YOU.
>> CAR CRASHES, LIKE I HATE THEM

678
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:19,997
>> Stephen: WHAT SCARES YOU.
>> CAR CRASHES, LIKE I HATE THEM
LIKE A PROPER, PROPER ISSUE FOR

679
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:20,164
>> CAR CRASHES, LIKE I HATE THEM
LIKE A PROPER, PROPER ISSUE FOR
ME.

680
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,166
LIKE A PROPER, PROPER ISSUE FOR
ME.
AND I'M SURE WHERE YOU ARE FROM

681
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,635
ME.
AND I'M SURE WHERE YOU ARE FROM
THERE ARE LOTS OF THEM.

682
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:28,072
AND I'M SURE WHERE YOU ARE FROM
THERE ARE LOTS OF THEM.
>> Stephen: SOUTH-- WHEN YOU

683
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,607
THERE ARE LOTS OF THEM.
>> Stephen: SOUTH-- WHEN YOU
GO, I GREW UP IN AN OLD HOUSE

684
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:30,741
>> Stephen: SOUTH-- WHEN YOU
GO, I GREW UP IN AN OLD HOUSE
AND BEFORE YOU OPEN UP THE

685
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,511
GO, I GREW UP IN AN OLD HOUSE
AND BEFORE YOU OPEN UP THE
KITCHEN CABINET YOU DO THIS.

686
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,379
AND BEFORE YOU OPEN UP THE
KITCHEN CABINET YOU DO THIS.
WE'RE COMING, I'M COMING, I'M

687
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:35,613
KITCHEN CABINET YOU DO THIS.
WE'RE COMING, I'M COMING, I'M
COMING.

688
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:36,647
WE'RE COMING, I'M COMING, I'M
COMING.
>> DO THEY FLY.

689
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:37,848
COMING.
>> DO THEY FLY.
>> Stephen: RIGHT AT YOUR

690
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:38,149
>> DO THEY FLY.
>> Stephen: RIGHT AT YOUR
FACE.

691
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:39,316
>> Stephen: RIGHT AT YOUR
FACE.
>> LIKE HONESTLY, I'VE BEEN HIT

692
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:40,618
FACE.
>> LIKE HONESTLY, I'VE BEEN HIT
IN THE FACE BY ONE OF THOSE AND

693
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:41,719
>> LIKE HONESTLY, I'VE BEEN HIT
IN THE FACE BY ONE OF THOSE AND
IT IS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT,

694
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,554
IN THE FACE BY ONE OF THOSE AND
IT IS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT,
THAT IS WHAT IT EL TOOS LIKE,

695
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,022
IT IS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT,
THAT IS WHAT IT EL TOOS LIKE,
FEELS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT.

696
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:45,456
THAT IS WHAT IT EL TOOS LIKE,
FEELS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT.
IT IS JUST HORRIBLE.

697
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,258
FEELS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT.
IT IS JUST HORRIBLE.
AND WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING JUNGLE

698
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,027
IT IS JUST HORRIBLE.
AND WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING JUNGLE
CRUISE WE FROM IN HAWAII AND

699
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,163
AND WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING JUNGLE
CRUISE WE FROM IN HAWAII AND
ATLANTA, COCKROACH HAVENS.

700
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:52,396
CRUISE WE FROM IN HAWAII AND
ATLANTA, COCKROACH HAVENS.
AND-- .

701
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,598
ATLANTA, COCKROACH HAVENS.
AND-- .
>> Stephen: THE HAWAIIAN

702
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,435
AND-- .
>> Stephen: THE HAWAIIAN
TOURISM BOARD WILL SEND YOU A

703
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,336
>> Stephen: THE HAWAIIAN
TOURISM BOARD WILL SEND YOU A
FRUIT BASKET FOR THAT.

704
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,704
TOURISM BOARD WILL SEND YOU A
FRUIT BASKET FOR THAT.
>> YEAH, ALL I REMEMBER FROM

705
00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,607
FRUIT BASKET FOR THAT.
>> YEAH, ALL I REMEMBER FROM
HAWAII, NO, IT WAS STUNNING, AND

706
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,610
>> YEAH, ALL I REMEMBER FROM
HAWAII, NO, IT WAS STUNNING, AND
BEAUTIFUL, HAWAII, I LOVED IT.

707
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,813
HAWAII, NO, IT WAS STUNNING, AND
BEAUTIFUL, HAWAII, I LOVED IT.
BUT I REMEMBER THE COCKROACHES

708
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:10,781
BEAUTIFUL, HAWAII, I LOVED IT.
BUT I REMEMBER THE COCKROACHES
WERE STARTLING.

709
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:11,081
BUT I REMEMBER THE COCKROACHES
WERE STARTLING.
EVERYWHERE.

710
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,216
WERE STARTLING.
EVERYWHERE.
AND THERE WAS ONE MORNING WHERE

711
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,151
EVERYWHERE.
AND THERE WAS ONE MORNING WHERE
OUR DAUGHTER, HAZEL WAS SITTING

712
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:18,823
AND THERE WAS ONE MORNING WHERE
OUR DAUGHTER, HAZEL WAS SITTING
EATING BREAKFAST AND SHE GOES

713
00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,491
OUR DAUGHTER, HAZEL WAS SITTING
EATING BREAKFAST AND SHE GOES
OOH, SOMETHING JUST CRAWLED ON

714
00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:21,725
EATING BREAKFAST AND SHE GOES
OOH, SOMETHING JUST CRAWLED ON
ME, AND JOHN WENT REALLY, I

715
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,194
OOH, SOMETHING JUST CRAWLED ON
ME, AND JOHN WENT REALLY, I
THINK IT WAS JUST A BREEZE

716
00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:24,762
ME, AND JOHN WENT REALLY, I
THINK IT WAS JUST A BREEZE
BLOWING YOUR HAIR, MOVE YOUR

717
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,298
THINK IT WAS JUST A BREEZE
BLOWING YOUR HAIR, MOVE YOUR
HAIR, AND HE LOOKED DOWN HER

718
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,532
BLOWING YOUR HAIR, MOVE YOUR
HAIR, AND HE LOOKED DOWN HER
DRESS, AND HE GOES I THINK ARE

719
00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,801
HAIR, AND HE LOOKED DOWN HER
DRESS, AND HE GOES I THINK ARE
YOU FINE, BABY, I THINK ARE YOU

720
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,535
DRESS, AND HE GOES I THINK ARE
YOU FINE, BABY, I THINK ARE YOU
FINE.

721
00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:32,503
YOU FINE, BABY, I THINK ARE YOU
FINE.
KNEW SHE WASN'T, YOU KNOW.

722
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:36,640
FINE.
KNEW SHE WASN'T, YOU KNOW.
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS

723
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,842
KNEW SHE WASN'T, YOU KNOW.
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS
THING-- LIKE IT WAS THAT BIG AND

724
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:41,212
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS
THING-- LIKE IT WAS THAT BIG AND
IT JUST WENT-- ACROSS HER CHEST

725
00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:42,112
THING-- LIKE IT WAS THAT BIG AND
IT JUST WENT-- ACROSS HER CHEST
LIKE THAT.

726
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:42,847
IT JUST WENT-- ACROSS HER CHEST
LIKE THAT.
AND EVERYONE SCREAMED.

727
00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:45,049
LIKE THAT.
AND EVERYONE SCREAMED.
EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING, THE

728
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:47,251
AND EVERYONE SCREAMED.
EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING, THE
BABY, MY NANNY, ME, JOHN WAS

729
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:47,852
EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING, THE
BABY, MY NANNY, ME, JOHN WAS
LIKE-- IT WAS JUST HORRIFYING

730
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:50,955
BABY, MY NANNY, ME, JOHN WAS
LIKE-- IT WAS JUST HORRIFYING
AND HE FLICKED IT OFF HER AND IT

731
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:51,489
LIKE-- IT WAS JUST HORRIFYING
AND HE FLICKED IT OFF HER AND IT
SCUTTLED ON TO THE COUCH.

732
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,524
AND HE FLICKED IT OFF HER AND IT
SCUTTLED ON TO THE COUCH.
SHE WOULDN'T GO NEAR THE COUCH

733
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:54,825
SCUTTLED ON TO THE COUCH.
SHE WOULDN'T GO NEAR THE COUCH
FOR THE NEXT SIX WEEKS AND WE

734
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:55,559
SHE WOULDN'T GO NEAR THE COUCH
FOR THE NEXT SIX WEEKS AND WE
TRIED TO FIND IT.

735
00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:56,594
FOR THE NEXT SIX WEEKS AND WE
TRIED TO FIND IT.
AND IT WAS GONE.

736
00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:57,294
TRIED TO FIND IT.
AND IT WAS GONE.
WHERE DO THEY GO.

737
00:24:57,296 --> 00:25:00,531
AND IT WAS GONE.
WHERE DO THEY GO.
WHERE DO THEY GO.

738
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:01,398
WHERE DO THEY GO.
WHERE DO THEY GO.
>> Stephen: THEY, WHEN YOU ARE

739
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:06,070
WHERE DO THEY GO.
>> Stephen: THEY, WHEN YOU ARE
SLEEPING THEY LAY THEIR EGGS IN

740
00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:06,837
>> Stephen: THEY, WHEN YOU ARE
SLEEPING THEY LAY THEIR EGGS IN
YOUR EAR.

741
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,707
SLEEPING THEY LAY THEIR EGGS IN
YOUR EAR.
SO THE NEW MOVIE "JUNGLE CRUISE"

742
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,476
YOUR EAR.
SO THE NEW MOVIE "JUNGLE CRUISE"
WHICH IS BASED UPON THE FAMOUS.

743
00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:12,843
SO THE NEW MOVIE "JUNGLE CRUISE"
WHICH IS BASED UPON THE FAMOUS.
>> DISNEY RIDE.

744
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:13,410
WHICH IS BASED UPON THE FAMOUS.
>> DISNEY RIDE.
>> Stephen: HAD YOU BEEN ON

745
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,412
>> DISNEY RIDE.
>> Stephen: HAD YOU BEEN ON
THE DISNEY RIDE BEFORE YOU HAD

746
00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:16,413
>> Stephen: HAD YOU BEEN ON
THE DISNEY RIDE BEFORE YOU HAD
SEEN THE MOVIE.

747
00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:17,114
THE DISNEY RIDE BEFORE YOU HAD
SEEN THE MOVIE.
>> I STILL HAD NOT.

748
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,182
SEEN THE MOVIE.
>> I STILL HAD NOT.
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULD GO.

749
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:21,218
>> I STILL HAD NOT.
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULD GO.
>> I WILL, I AM GOING ON IT

750
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:21,452
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULD GO.
>> I WILL, I AM GOING ON IT
FINALLY.

751
00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:22,753
>> I WILL, I AM GOING ON IT
FINALLY.
>> Stephen: YOU WATCH, I HAVE

752
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,822
FINALLY.
>> Stephen: YOU WATCH, I HAVE
SEEN THE MOVIE T IS ABSOLUTELY

753
00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:25,823
>> Stephen: YOU WATCH, I HAVE
SEEN THE MOVIE T IS ABSOLUTELY
DELIGHTFUL AND FUNNY AND AN

754
00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,526
SEEN THE MOVIE T IS ABSOLUTELY
DELIGHTFUL AND FUNNY AND AN
ADVENTURE AND JUST AS CORNY IN

755
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:29,460
DELIGHTFUL AND FUNNY AND AN
ADVENTURE AND JUST AS CORNY IN
THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY.

756
00:25:29,462 --> 00:25:30,828
ADVENTURE AND JUST AS CORNY IN
THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY.
>> BECAUSE OF DWAYNE JOHNSON.

757
00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:31,562
THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY.
>> BECAUSE OF DWAYNE JOHNSON.
>> Stephen: HAD YOU MET HIM

758
00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:32,530
>> BECAUSE OF DWAYNE JOHNSON.
>> Stephen: HAD YOU MET HIM
BEFORE DOING THIS.

759
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,632
>> Stephen: HAD YOU MET HIM
BEFORE DOING THIS.
>> SO I MET HIM, WELL, WE GNAW

760
00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:35,399
BEFORE DOING THIS.
>> SO I MET HIM, WELL, WE GNAW
WE WERE DOING IT.

761
00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:39,470
>> SO I MET HIM, WELL, WE GNAW
WE WERE DOING IT.
AND HE CALLED FOR DINNER TO SEE

762
00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,438
WE WERE DOING IT.
AND HE CALLED FOR DINNER TO SEE
IF I WAS ALL RIGHT.

763
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,774
AND HE CALLED FOR DINNER TO SEE
IF I WAS ALL RIGHT.
AND WITH THE PRODUCERS AND I WAS

764
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:44,608
IF I WAS ALL RIGHT.
AND WITH THE PRODUCERS AND I WAS
SITTING THERE AND I KNEW HE WAS

765
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,142
AND WITH THE PRODUCERS AND I WAS
SITTING THERE AND I KNEW HE WAS
COMING IN.

766
00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,777
SITTING THERE AND I KNEW HE WAS
COMING IN.
I WAS QUITE NERVOUS TO MEET HIM

767
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,846
COMING IN.
I WAS QUITE NERVOUS TO MEET HIM
I HAVE TO SAY BASE IS HE SORT

768
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:49,013
I WAS QUITE NERVOUS TO MEET HIM
I HAVE TO SAY BASE IS HE SORT
OF.

769
00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:50,848
I HAVE TO SAY BASE IS HE SORT
OF.
EVERYONE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT HIM,

770
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,716
OF.
EVERYONE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT HIM,
BUT YOU KIND OF DON'T KNOW A LOT

771
00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:53,651
EVERYONE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT HIM,
BUT YOU KIND OF DON'T KNOW A LOT
ABOUT HIM AT THE SAME TIME.

772
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:54,585
BUT YOU KIND OF DON'T KNOW A LOT
ABOUT HIM AT THE SAME TIME.
>> Stephen: YOUR'S NOT

773
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,453
ABOUT HIM AT THE SAME TIME.
>> Stephen: YOUR'S NOT
PREPARED FOR HIM.

774
00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:56,654
>> Stephen: YOUR'S NOT
PREPARED FOR HIM.
>> NO.

775
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,055
PREPARED FOR HIM.
>> NO.
AND I KNOW THE RULES OF MEETING

776
00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,290
>> NO.
AND I KNOW THE RULES OF MEETING
A FAMOUS PERSON, OR BEING WITH A

777
00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,825
AND I KNOW THE RULES OF MEETING
A FAMOUS PERSON, OR BEING WITH A
FAMOUS PERSON IN A PUBLIC PLACE,

778
00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:02,860
A FAMOUS PERSON, OR BEING WITH A
FAMOUS PERSON IN A PUBLIC PLACE,
I'M MARRIED TO AN ENORMOUS MAN

779
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,728
FAMOUS PERSON IN A PUBLIC PLACE,
I'M MARRIED TO AN ENORMOUS MAN
WHO IS VERY VISIBLE AND I KNOW

780
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,830
I'M MARRIED TO AN ENORMOUS MAN
WHO IS VERY VISIBLE AND I KNOW
THE GROUND RULESK KEEP YOUR TRAP

781
00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:09,266
WHO IS VERY VISIBLE AND I KNOW
THE GROUND RULESK KEEP YOUR TRAP
SHUT, KEEP IT DISCREET AND JUST

782
00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:10,134
THE GROUND RULESK KEEP YOUR TRAP
SHUT, KEEP IT DISCREET AND JUST
BLEND IN AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

783
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,836
SHUT, KEEP IT DISCREET AND JUST
BLEND IN AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
HE WALKS IN AND I HEARD MYSELF

784
00:26:12,838 --> 00:26:16,440
BLEND IN AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
HE WALKS IN AND I HEARD MYSELF
JUST GO HEY!

785
00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:18,108
HE WALKS IN AND I HEARD MYSELF
JUST GO HEY!
LIKE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I

786
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:18,809
JUST GO HEY!
LIKE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I
WAS DOING.

787
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,078
LIKE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I
WAS DOING.
AND I LITERALLY WENT HI.

788
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,748
WAS DOING.
AND I LITERALLY WENT HI.
LIKE I MEAN, HE IS

789
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:25,115
AND I LITERALLY WENT HI.
LIKE I MEAN, HE IS
LIKE-- SHUT-- .

790
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:26,150
LIKE I MEAN, HE IS
LIKE-- SHUT-- .
>> Stephen: THE THING THAT

791
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:29,420
LIKE-- SHUT-- .
>> Stephen: THE THING THAT
SHOCKED ME, I HAVE MET

792
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:29,720
>> Stephen: THE THING THAT
SHOCKED ME, I HAVE MET
MR. JOHNSON.

793
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:32,489
SHOCKED ME, I HAVE MET
MR. JOHNSON.
AND MOST LIKE ACTION STARS ARE

794
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,524
MR. JOHNSON.
AND MOST LIKE ACTION STARS ARE
NOT ACTUALLY BIG.

795
00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:33,724
AND MOST LIKE ACTION STARS ARE
NOT ACTUALLY BIG.
>> NO.

796
00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:35,225
NOT ACTUALLY BIG.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU MEET THEM AND

797
00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:36,860
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU MEET THEM AND
YOU GO I COULD TAKE THAT GUY.

798
00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:39,163
>> Stephen: YOU MEET THEM AND
YOU GO I COULD TAKE THAT GUY.
>> GOOD LUCK, COLOSSAL, I WOULD

799
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:40,831
YOU GO I COULD TAKE THAT GUY.
>> GOOD LUCK, COLOSSAL, I WOULD
WALK NEXT TO HIM, PEOPLE WOULD

800
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,367
>> GOOD LUCK, COLOSSAL, I WOULD
WALK NEXT TO HIM, PEOPLE WOULD
TAKE PICTURES OF US WALKING NEXT

801
00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:44,835
WALK NEXT TO HIM, PEOPLE WOULD
TAKE PICTURES OF US WALKING NEXT
TO EACH OTHER AND I LOOKED LIKE

802
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:45,769
TAKE PICTURES OF US WALKING NEXT
TO EACH OTHER AND I LOOKED LIKE
THIS CHILD.

803
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:46,737
TO EACH OTHER AND I LOOKED LIKE
THIS CHILD.
LIKE HIS TINY CHILD.

804
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,005
THIS CHILD.
LIKE HIS TINY CHILD.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP OF

805
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:48,872
LIKE HIS TINY CHILD.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP OF
THE MOVIE HERE.

806
00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,174
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP OF
THE MOVIE HERE.
DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT IS

807
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:50,708
THE MOVIE HERE.
DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT IS
HAPPENING.

808
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,409
DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT IS
HAPPENING.
>> I'M SWINGING ON A ROPE OR

809
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,144
HAPPENING.
>> I'M SWINGING ON A ROPE OR
SOMETHING, I THINK WE'RE

810
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:57,014
>> I'M SWINGING ON A ROPE OR
SOMETHING, I THINK WE'RE
SWINGING ON A VINE, A VINE, I

811
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,115
SOMETHING, I THINK WE'RE
SWINGING ON A VINE, A VINE, I
COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE

812
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:58,782
SWINGING ON A VINE, A VINE, I
COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE
SWINGING ON.

813
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,217
COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE
SWINGING ON.
WE'RE SWINGING ON SOMETHING, WE

814
00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:03,220
SWINGING ON.
WE'RE SWINGING ON SOMETHING, WE
ARE SWINGING ON A VINE AND I

815
00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:05,723
WE'RE SWINGING ON SOMETHING, WE
ARE SWINGING ON A VINE AND I
THINK IT'S HIM TRYING TO BE HERO

816
00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:05,889
ARE SWINGING ON A VINE AND I
THINK IT'S HIM TRYING TO BE HERO
UK.

817
00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:08,392
THINK IT'S HIM TRYING TO BE HERO
UK.
I WILL PREFACE THIS BY SAYING

818
00:27:08,394 --> 00:27:09,860
UK.
I WILL PREFACE THIS BY SAYING
THAT AT THE END OF THE STUNT,

819
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:11,762
I WILL PREFACE THIS BY SAYING
THAT AT THE END OF THE STUNT,
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T GET ONE

820
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,631
THAT AT THE END OF THE STUNT,
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T GET ONE
STRAIGHT TAKE WITHOUT LAUGHING,

821
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,032
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T GET ONE
STRAIGHT TAKE WITHOUT LAUGHING,
NOT ONE, YOU CAN LITERALLY HEAR

822
00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,867
STRAIGHT TAKE WITHOUT LAUGHING,
NOT ONE, YOU CAN LITERALLY HEAR
ME LAUGHING AT THE END OF IT AS

823
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,569
NOT ONE, YOU CAN LITERALLY HEAR
ME LAUGHING AT THE END OF IT AS
I RUN OFF SCREEN, THERE WAS NOT

824
00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:20,604
ME LAUGHING AT THE END OF IT AS
I RUN OFF SCREEN, THERE WAS NOT
ONE WHERE I WASN'T LAUGHING

825
00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:21,605
I RUN OFF SCREEN, THERE WAS NOT
ONE WHERE I WASN'T LAUGHING
BECAUSE HE-- YOU WILL SEE, YOU

826
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:22,906
ONE WHERE I WASN'T LAUGHING
BECAUSE HE-- YOU WILL SEE, YOU
WILL SEE.

827
00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:23,540
BECAUSE HE-- YOU WILL SEE, YOU
WILL SEE.
SORRY, I'M RUINING IT.

828
00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:26,010
WILL SEE.
SORRY, I'M RUINING IT.
>> Stephen: LET'S SEE.

829
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:30,848
SORRY, I'M RUINING IT.
>> Stephen: LET'S SEE.
>> COME ON, I GOT YOU, TRUST ME.

830
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:37,788
>> Stephen: LET'S SEE.
>> COME ON, I GOT YOU, TRUST ME.
HOLD ON.

831
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:42,126
>> COME ON, I GOT YOU, TRUST ME.
HOLD ON.
>> FRANK, FRANK, GET IT.

832
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:42,660
HOLD ON.
>> FRANK, FRANK, GET IT.
>> HOLD ON.

833
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:43,427
>> FRANK, FRANK, GET IT.
>> HOLD ON.
>> COME ON.

834
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:44,695
>> HOLD ON.
>> COME ON.
>> GOT IT.

835
00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:44,995
>> COME ON.
>> GOT IT.
>> FRANK.

836
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:49,600
>> GOT IT.
>> FRANK.
>> I DON'T GOT IT.

837
00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:51,301
>> FRANK.
>> I DON'T GOT IT.
>> FRANK, GET OFF ME, WHAT ARE

838
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:51,769
>> I DON'T GOT IT.
>> FRANK, GET OFF ME, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING.

839
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:52,803
>> FRANK, GET OFF ME, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING.
>> I'M TRYING TO GET TRACTION.

840
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:53,804
YOU DOING.
>> I'M TRYING TO GET TRACTION.
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS, JUST

841
00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:54,405
>> I'M TRYING TO GET TRACTION.
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS, JUST
LEAVE ME ALONE.

842
00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:55,839
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS, JUST
LEAVE ME ALONE.
THAT WAS A DISASTER.

843
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:59,643
LEAVE ME ALONE.
THAT WAS A DISASTER.
>> YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.

844
00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:01,478
THAT WAS A DISASTER.
>> YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.
>> YOU'RE TOO HEAVY, HE SAID TO

845
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:01,645
>> YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.
>> YOU'RE TOO HEAVY, HE SAID TO
ME.

846
00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:03,580
>> YOU'RE TOO HEAVY, HE SAID TO
ME.
>> Stephen: TOO HEAVY.

847
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:04,615
ME.
>> Stephen: TOO HEAVY.
>> EVERY TIME, SOMETIMES, AS WE

848
00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:06,016
>> Stephen: TOO HEAVY.
>> EVERY TIME, SOMETIMES, AS WE
WERE SWINGING WE WRAP HIS

849
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,852
>> EVERY TIME, SOMETIMES, AS WE
WERE SWINGING WE WRAP HIS
COLOSSAL LEGS AROUND ME TO MAKE

850
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:09,286
WERE SWINGING WE WRAP HIS
COLOSSAL LEGS AROUND ME TO MAKE
US SPIN.

851
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:12,856
COLOSSAL LEGS AROUND ME TO MAKE
US SPIN.
HE [BLEEP] LUKE THAT ALL THE

852
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:13,057
US SPIN.
HE [BLEEP] LUKE THAT ALL THE
TIME.

853
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:18,095
HE [BLEEP] LUKE THAT ALL THE
TIME.
>> Stephen: YOUR

854
00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:20,097
TIME.
>> Stephen: YOUR
CHARACTER-- IN THE MOVIE.

855
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,365
>> Stephen: YOUR
CHARACTER-- IN THE MOVIE.
>> YES, STEELS THE MOVIE.

856
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,800
CHARACTER-- IN THE MOVIE.
>> YES, STEELS THE MOVIE.
>> Stephen: YES, EXACTLY,

857
00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,234
>> YES, STEELS THE MOVIE.
>> Stephen: YES, EXACTLY,
DWAYNE WHO.

858
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:24,535
>> Stephen: YES, EXACTLY,
DWAYNE WHO.
>> EXACTLY.

859
00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,036
DWAYNE WHO.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER

860
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,705
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER
STEALS AN ANCIENT ARTIFACT.

861
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:30,040
>> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER
STEALS AN ANCIENT ARTIFACT.
YOU HAVE EMILY BLUNT EVER STOLEN

862
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:30,307
STEALS AN ANCIENT ARTIFACT.
YOU HAVE EMILY BLUNT EVER STOLEN
ANYTHING.

863
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,643
YOU HAVE EMILY BLUNT EVER STOLEN
ANYTHING.
AND KEEP IN MIND ALL GUESTS ON

864
00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:35,979
ANYTHING.
AND KEEP IN MIND ALL GUESTS ON
LATE NIGHT SHOWS ARE SWORN IN ON

865
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:38,482
AND KEEP IN MIND ALL GUESTS ON
LATE NIGHT SHOWS ARE SWORN IN ON
A STACK OF THEIR OWN HEAD SHOTS.

866
00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:40,217
LATE NIGHT SHOWS ARE SWORN IN ON
A STACK OF THEIR OWN HEAD SHOTS.
YOU CANNOT LIE.

867
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,418
A STACK OF THEIR OWN HEAD SHOTS.
YOU CANNOT LIE.
>> I HAVE STOLEN ONE THING T IS

868
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:44,722
YOU CANNOT LIE.
>> I HAVE STOLEN ONE THING T IS
SO LAME BUT I STOLE A PACKAGE OF

869
00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,957
>> I HAVE STOLEN ONE THING T IS
SO LAME BUT I STOLE A PACKAGE OF
SEEDS FROM A GARDEN SHOW ONCE.

870
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:48,559
SO LAME BUT I STOLE A PACKAGE OF
SEEDS FROM A GARDEN SHOW ONCE.
SO LAME, I KNOW, NOT COOL.

871
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,094
SEEDS FROM A GARDEN SHOW ONCE.
SO LAME, I KNOW, NOT COOL.
>> Stephen: REALLY.

872
00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:51,662
SO LAME, I KNOW, NOT COOL.
>> Stephen: REALLY.
>> YEAH, WHEN I WAS LIKE SIX.

873
00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:53,130
>> Stephen: REALLY.
>> YEAH, WHEN I WAS LIKE SIX.
>> Stephen: RECENTLY?

874
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:53,330
>> YEAH, WHEN I WAS LIKE SIX.
>> Stephen: RECENTLY?
>> NO.

875
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,164
>> Stephen: RECENTLY?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: DISTURBING.

876
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:54,598
>> NO.
>> Stephen: DISTURBING.
WHEN WERE YOU SIX.

877
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,600
>> Stephen: DISTURBING.
WHEN WERE YOU SIX.
>> WHEN I WAS A KID I REMEMBER

878
00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:58,102
WHEN WERE YOU SIX.
>> WHEN I WAS A KID I REMEMBER
GOING TO THE GARDENING CENTER

879
00:28:58,104 --> 00:28:59,703
>> WHEN I WAS A KID I REMEMBER
GOING TO THE GARDENING CENTER
WITH MY MUM AND I STOLE A

880
00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:01,138
GOING TO THE GARDENING CENTER
WITH MY MUM AND I STOLE A
PACKAGE OF SEEDS BECAUSE I

881
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,973
WITH MY MUM AND I STOLE A
PACKAGE OF SEEDS BECAUSE I
THOUGHT THE PANSEES LOOKED NICE

882
00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,374
PACKAGE OF SEEDS BECAUSE I
THOUGHT THE PANSEES LOOKED NICE
AND I GOT TO THE CAR AND SHE SAW

883
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:06,043
THOUGHT THE PANSEES LOOKED NICE
AND I GOT TO THE CAR AND SHE SAW
THAT I HAD THEM AND SHE MADE ME

884
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,244
AND I GOT TO THE CAR AND SHE SAW
THAT I HAD THEM AND SHE MADE ME
GO AND GIVE THEM BACK.

885
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,612
THAT I HAD THEM AND SHE MADE ME
GO AND GIVE THEM BACK.
>> Stephen: DID SHE SAY YOU

886
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:09,346
GO AND GIVE THEM BACK.
>> Stephen: DID SHE SAY YOU
STOLE THAT.

887
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:09,580
>> Stephen: DID SHE SAY YOU
STOLE THAT.
>> YEAH.

888
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:11,248
STOLE THAT.
>> YEAH.
BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE HADN'T

889
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:11,548
>> YEAH.
BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE HADN'T
BOUGHT THEM.

890
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:13,450
BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE HADN'T
BOUGHT THEM.
WE DIDN'T NEED ANY PANSEE

891
00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:13,951
BOUGHT THEM.
WE DIDN'T NEED ANY PANSEE
THIEVES APPARENTLY.

892
00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:15,519
WE DIDN'T NEED ANY PANSEE
THIEVES APPARENTLY.
>> Stephen: DID YOU GRIE.

893
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:15,819
THIEVES APPARENTLY.
>> Stephen: DID YOU GRIE.
>>-- CRY.

894
00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:17,654
>> Stephen: DID YOU GRIE.
>>-- CRY.
>> I WAS VERY UPSET,

895
00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:18,021
>>-- CRY.
>> I WAS VERY UPSET,
EMBARRASSED.

896
00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:19,556
>> I WAS VERY UPSET,
EMBARRASSED.
I FELT BAD, I DIDN'T KNOW WHY I

897
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:20,124
EMBARRASSED.
I FELT BAD, I DIDN'T KNOW WHY I
STOLE THEM.

898
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,126
I FELT BAD, I DIDN'T KNOW WHY I
STOLE THEM.
>> Stephen: SO YOU ARE JUST AN

899
00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:22,693
STOLE THEM.
>> Stephen: SO YOU ARE JUST AN
INNATE THIEF.

900
00:29:22,695 --> 00:29:23,827
>> Stephen: SO YOU ARE JUST AN
INNATE THIEF.
>> THERE WAS NO REASON AND I

901
00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:26,163
INNATE THIEF.
>> THERE WAS NO REASON AND I
FELT-- I DID FEEL GUILTY.

902
00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,699
>> THERE WAS NO REASON AND I
FELT-- I DID FEEL GUILTY.
>> Stephen: GOOD.

903
00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:28,932
FELT-- I DID FEEL GUILTY.
>> Stephen: GOOD.
>> WOW.

904
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:29,833
>> Stephen: GOOD.
>> WOW.
>> Stephen: WELL THERE ARE

905
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:32,035
>> WOW.
>> Stephen: WELL THERE ARE
KIDS WATCHING, I DON'T WANT, I

906
00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:35,305
>> Stephen: WELL THERE ARE
KIDS WATCHING, I DON'T WANT, I
DON'T WANT TO GLORIFY A WIFE OF

907
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:35,606
KIDS WATCHING, I DON'T WANT, I
DON'T WANT TO GLORIFY A WIFE OF
CLIMB.

908
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:36,173
DON'T WANT TO GLORIFY A WIFE OF
CLIMB.
>> WHAT DID YOU STOLE.

909
00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:37,374
CLIMB.
>> WHAT DID YOU STOLE.
>> Stephen: I STOLE A BASEBALL

910
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,209
>> WHAT DID YOU STOLE.
>> Stephen: I STOLE A BASEBALL
AT ABOUT THE SAME AGE.

911
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,911
>> Stephen: I STOLE A BASEBALL
AT ABOUT THE SAME AGE.
AT A HARDWARE STORE.

912
00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:41,445
AT ABOUT THE SAME AGE.
AT A HARDWARE STORE.
>> DID YOU GIVE IT BACK.

913
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:42,479
AT A HARDWARE STORE.
>> DID YOU GIVE IT BACK.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW IF I

914
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:43,213
>> DID YOU GIVE IT BACK.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW IF I
GAVE IT BACK.

915
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:44,715
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW IF I
GAVE IT BACK.
I DON'T KNOW.

916
00:29:44,717 --> 00:29:45,916
GAVE IT BACK.
I DON'T KNOW.
WOW, LOOK WHERE YOU PUT YOUR

917
00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:48,118
I DON'T KNOW.
WOW, LOOK WHERE YOU PUT YOUR
CUP, THAT WAS A REAL POWER MOVE,

918
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,753
WOW, LOOK WHERE YOU PUT YOUR
CUP, THAT WAS A REAL POWER MOVE,
YOU PUT IT ON TOP, THIS IS WHEN

919
00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:51,188
CUP, THAT WAS A REAL POWER MOVE,
YOU PUT IT ON TOP, THIS IS WHEN
YOU KNOW A GUEST DOESN'T WANT TO

920
00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:52,656
YOU PUT IT ON TOP, THIS IS WHEN
YOU KNOW A GUEST DOESN'T WANT TO
ANSWER ANY MORE QUESTIONS, PUT

921
00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:54,291
YOU KNOW A GUEST DOESN'T WANT TO
ANSWER ANY MORE QUESTIONS, PUT
IT ON TOP OF THE CARD, YOU KNOW

922
00:29:54,293 --> 00:30:03,367
ANSWER ANY MORE QUESTIONS, PUT
IT ON TOP OF THE CARD, YOU KNOW
WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S-- A

923
00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:03,600
IT ON TOP OF THE CARD, YOU KNOW
WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S-- A
DELIGHT.

924
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,169
WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S-- A
DELIGHT.
JUNGLE CRUISE IS ON THEATERS AND

925
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,905
DELIGHT.
JUNGLE CRUISE IS ON THEATERS AND
DISNEY PLUS, PREMIER ACCESS ON

926
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,140
JUNGLE CRUISE IS ON THEATERS AND
DISNEY PLUS, PREMIER ACCESS ON
JULY 30th.

927
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,942
DISNEY PLUS, PREMIER ACCESS ON
JULY 30th.
EMILY, THE ROCK BLUNT EVERYBOD

928
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:35,165
S HEY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK.
FOLKS.

929
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:35,332
WELCOME BACK.
FOLKS.
HEY.

930
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:35,799
FOLKS.
HEY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

931
00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:41,438
HEY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: LADIES AND

932
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:41,705
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,

933
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:44,608
>> Stephen: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,
MY NEXT GUEST IS A 29-TIME EMMY

934
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:45,342
GENTLEMEN,
MY NEXT GUEST IS A 29-TIME EMMY
AWARD-WINNING BROADCASTER.

935
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,878
MY NEXT GUEST IS A 29-TIME EMMY
AWARD-WINNING BROADCASTER.
HE HAS ANCHORED THE OLYMPICS,

936
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,612
AWARD-WINNING BROADCASTER.
HE HAS ANCHORED THE OLYMPICS,
THE WORLD SERIES, THE SUPER

937
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,681
HE HAS ANCHORED THE OLYMPICS,
THE WORLD SERIES, THE SUPER
BOWL, THE NBA FINALS, AND THE

938
00:30:50,683 --> 00:30:51,348
THE WORLD SERIES, THE SUPER
BOWL, THE NBA FINALS, AND THE
TRIPLE CROWN.

939
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,616
BOWL, THE NBA FINALS, AND THE
TRIPLE CROWN.
HE NOW HOSTS A NEW TALK SHOW,

940
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,318
TRIPLE CROWN.
HE NOW HOSTS A NEW TALK SHOW,
"BACK ON THE RECORD WITH BOB

941
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:54,551
HE NOW HOSTS A NEW TALK SHOW,
"BACK ON THE RECORD WITH BOB
COSTAS."

942
00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:56,720
"BACK ON THE RECORD WITH BOB
COSTAS."
PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE

943
00:30:56,722 --> 00:31:01,758
COSTAS."
PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE
SHOW" BOB COSTAS!

944
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:18,575
PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE
SHOW" BOB COSTAS!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

945
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:19,376
SHOW" BOB COSTAS!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

946
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,644
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: I'VE HAD A CHANCE

947
00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:24,281
>> WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: I'VE HAD A CHANCE
TO INTERVIEW YOU BEFORE BACK ON

948
00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:25,349
>> Stephen: I'VE HAD A CHANCE
TO INTERVIEW YOU BEFORE BACK ON
THE OLD, THE FIRST TIME ON THE

949
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:26,683
TO INTERVIEW YOU BEFORE BACK ON
THE OLD, THE FIRST TIME ON THE
LATE SHOW HERE WITH ME.

950
00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:28,619
THE OLD, THE FIRST TIME ON THE
LATE SHOW HERE WITH ME.
BUT I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWED BY

951
00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:30,020
LATE SHOW HERE WITH ME.
BUT I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWED BY
YOU, ONE OF MY FAVORITE TIMES TO

952
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:31,255
BUT I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWED BY
YOU, ONE OF MY FAVORITE TIMES TO
BE INTERVIEWED BY SOMEBODY, A

953
00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:32,890
YOU, ONE OF MY FAVORITE TIMES TO
BE INTERVIEWED BY SOMEBODY, A
YOU ARE A GREAT INTERVIEWER, YOU

954
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,091
BE INTERVIEWED BY SOMEBODY, A
YOU ARE A GREAT INTERVIEWER, YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

955
00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:35,592
YOU ARE A GREAT INTERVIEWER, YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
AND B, DO YOU REMEMBER.

956
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,728
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
AND B, DO YOU REMEMBER.
>> OH YEAH, 2010, VANCOUVER

957
00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:38,228
AND B, DO YOU REMEMBER.
>> OH YEAH, 2010, VANCOUVER
WINNER OLYMPICS.

958
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,096
>> OH YEAH, 2010, VANCOUVER
WINNER OLYMPICS.
>> Stephen: YES.

959
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:40,998
WINNER OLYMPICS.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> AND YOU HAD CAMPAIGNED OVER

960
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,966
>> Stephen: YES.
>> AND YOU HAD CAMPAIGNED OVER
ON COMEDY CENTRAL FOR A MORE

961
00:31:42,968 --> 00:31:43,467
>> AND YOU HAD CAMPAIGNED OVER
ON COMEDY CENTRAL FOR A MORE
PROM INNOCENT POSITION.

962
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:44,568
ON COMEDY CENTRAL FOR A MORE
PROM INNOCENT POSITION.
>> Stephen: I WANTED TO BE

963
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,870
PROM INNOCENT POSITION.
>> Stephen: I WANTED TO BE
EMPLOYED BY NBC FOR THE OLYMPICS

964
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:48,071
>> Stephen: I WANTED TO BE
EMPLOYED BY NBC FOR THE OLYMPICS
TO BE A CORRESPONDENT.

965
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:51,375
EMPLOYED BY NBC FOR THE OLYMPICS
TO BE A CORRESPONDENT.
>> AND DIK EBERSOL, THE ESTEEMED

966
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:53,710
TO BE A CORRESPONDENT.
>> AND DIK EBERSOL, THE ESTEEMED
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, OLYMPIC AND

967
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:54,945
>> AND DIK EBERSOL, THE ESTEEMED
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, OLYMPIC AND
GENERAL TELEVISION LEGEND SAID

968
00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:55,145
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, OLYMPIC AND
GENERAL TELEVISION LEGEND SAID
OKAY.

969
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,047
GENERAL TELEVISION LEGEND SAID
OKAY.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHY.

970
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,249
OKAY.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHY.
>> AND YOU BROUGHT, YOU BROUGHT

971
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,318
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHY.
>> AND YOU BROUGHT, YOU BROUGHT
A MOOSE TO VANCOUVER.

972
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,353
>> AND YOU BROUGHT, YOU BROUGHT
A MOOSE TO VANCOUVER.
>> Stephen: YES, A STUFFED

973
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:03,553
A MOOSE TO VANCOUVER.
>> Stephen: YES, A STUFFED
MOOSE.

974
00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,589
>> Stephen: YES, A STUFFED
MOOSE.
>> STUFFED MOOSE, BUT IT WAS

975
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:05,889
MOOSE.
>> STUFFED MOOSE, BUT IT WAS
IMPRESSIVE.

976
00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:06,556
>> STUFFED MOOSE, BUT IT WAS
IMPRESSIVE.
>> Stephen: YEAH.

977
00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:10,093
IMPRESSIVE.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> AND YOU NICKNAMED THE MOOSE

978
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:10,460
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> AND YOU NICKNAMED THE MOOSE
EBERSOL, RIGHT?

979
00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:11,094
>> AND YOU NICKNAMED THE MOOSE
EBERSOL, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: RIGHT.

980
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,663
EBERSOL, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: RIGHT.
>> SO YOU CAME INTO THE STUD

981
00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:12,863
>> Stephen: RIGHT.
>> SO YOU CAME INTO THE STUD
QULO.

982
00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:13,263
>> SO YOU CAME INTO THE STUD
QULO.
>> Stephen: YEAH.

983
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,398
QULO.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> ONE NIGHT AND YOU DID

984
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,266
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> ONE NIGHT AND YOU DID
SOMETHING THAT I HAD ALWAYS

985
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,602
>> ONE NIGHT AND YOU DID
SOMETHING THAT I HAD ALWAYS
WANTED TO DO AND WHENEVER I DID

986
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,405
SOMETHING THAT I HAD ALWAYS
WANTED TO DO AND WHENEVER I DID
IT, IF YOU WERE ON TAPE, SOME

987
00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,807
WANTED TO DO AND WHENEVER I DID
IT, IF YOU WERE ON TAPE, SOME
VERSION OF IT, THEY PUT IT OUT

988
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,375
IT, IF YOU WERE ON TAPE, SOME
VERSION OF IT, THEY PUT IT OUT
BECAUSE THEY WANTED THE ILLUSION

989
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:26,677
VERSION OF IT, THEY PUT IT OUT
BECAUSE THEY WANTED THE ILLUSION
TO BE MAINTAINED BUT YOU BUSTED

990
00:32:26,679 --> 00:32:27,177
BECAUSE THEY WANTED THE ILLUSION
TO BE MAINTAINED BUT YOU BUSTED
THROUGH THAT WALL.

991
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:29,246
TO BE MAINTAINED BUT YOU BUSTED
THROUGH THAT WALL.
>> Stephen: LET'S SHOW THEM, I

992
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:31,615
THROUGH THAT WALL.
>> Stephen: LET'S SHOW THEM, I
FELT YOUR FEELINGS AND DID IT IT

993
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,383
>> Stephen: LET'S SHOW THEM, I
FELT YOUR FEELINGS AND DID IT IT
SO, DO YOU MIND IF I WARM UP.

994
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,686
FELT YOUR FEELINGS AND DID IT IT
SO, DO YOU MIND IF I WARM UP.
WHY DON'T YOU TOAST SOME

995
00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:36,520
SO, DO YOU MIND IF I WARM UP.
WHY DON'T YOU TOAST SOME
MARSHMALLOWSES BACK THERE.

996
00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:37,154
WHY DON'T YOU TOAST SOME
MARSHMALLOWSES BACK THERE.
>> WE GOT TO GO.

997
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:43,260
MARSHMALLOWSES BACK THERE.
>> WE GOT TO GO.
>> Stephen: OH, OH.

998
00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:43,694
>> WE GOT TO GO.
>> Stephen: OH, OH.
OH.

999
00:32:43,696 --> 00:32:47,431
>> Stephen: OH, OH.
OH.
THIS IS SO NICE.

1000
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:47,931
OH.
THIS IS SO NICE.
(LAUGHTER).

1001
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:48,632
THIS IS SO NICE.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: IT IS IS REALLY

1002
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:53,704
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: IT IS IS REALLY
LOVELY IN HERE.

1003
00:32:53,706 --> 00:32:53,870
>> Stephen: IT IS IS REALLY
LOVELY IN HERE.
OH.

1004
00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:56,740
LOVELY IN HERE.
OH.
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE AUTHENTICITY.

1005
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:56,974
OH.
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE AUTHENTICITY.
>> YEAH.

1006
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,075
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE AUTHENTICITY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT I REALLY

1007
00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:59,443
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT I REALLY
APPRECIATE ABOUT NBC.

1008
00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:00,644
>> Stephen: THAT I REALLY
APPRECIATE ABOUT NBC.
>> COMPLETELY AUTHENTIC.

1009
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:03,313
APPRECIATE ABOUT NBC.
>> COMPLETELY AUTHENTIC.
>> Stephen: EVERYTHING'S REAL.

1010
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:06,183
>> COMPLETELY AUTHENTIC.
>> Stephen: EVERYTHING'S REAL.
THAT WAS SO SATISFYING.

1011
00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:06,416
>> Stephen: EVERYTHING'S REAL.
THAT WAS SO SATISFYING.
>> YEAH.

1012
00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:09,319
THAT WAS SO SATISFYING.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: NOW--

1013
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:09,619
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: NOW--
(APPLAUSE).

1014
00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,021
>> Stephen: NOW--
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: AS THESE PEOPLE

1015
00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:13,223
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: AS THESE PEOPLE
KNOW, I MEAN FOR HOW MANY

1016
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:16,193
>> Stephen: AS THESE PEOPLE
KNOW, I MEAN FOR HOW MANY
OLYMPICS DID YOU DO.

1017
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:16,393
KNOW, I MEAN FOR HOW MANY
OLYMPICS DID YOU DO.
>> 12.

1018
00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:18,095
OLYMPICS DID YOU DO.
>> 12.
>> Stephen: 12 OLYMPICS.

1019
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:18,762
>> 12.
>> Stephen: 12 OLYMPICS.
>> 88 THROUGH 16.

1020
00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:19,629
>> Stephen: 12 OLYMPICS.
>> 88 THROUGH 16.
>> Stephen: I WOULD LOVE TO

1021
00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:20,197
>> 88 THROUGH 16.
>> Stephen: I WOULD LOVE TO
KNOW YOUR OPINION.

1022
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,299
>> Stephen: I WOULD LOVE TO
KNOW YOUR OPINION.
THERE IS THE HEAD OF THE OLYMPIC

1023
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,401
KNOW YOUR OPINION.
THERE IS THE HEAD OF THE OLYMPIC
COMMITTEE AND JAPANESE

1024
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:25,569
THERE IS THE HEAD OF THE OLYMPIC
COMMITTEE AND JAPANESE
ORGANIZERS SAYING WE ARE NOT

1025
00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:27,404
COMMITTEE AND JAPANESE
ORGANIZERS SAYING WE ARE NOT
GOING TO RULE OUT CANCELING THIS

1026
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:27,804
ORGANIZERS SAYING WE ARE NOT
GOING TO RULE OUT CANCELING THIS
THING.

1027
00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:28,638
GOING TO RULE OUT CANCELING THIS
THING.
DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON WHAT

1028
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,841
THING.
DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON WHAT
SHOULD BE GOING ON BECAUSE OF

1029
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:32,642
DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON WHAT
SHOULD BE GOING ON BECAUSE OF
THE SURGING DELTA VARIANT.

1030
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:34,311
SHOULD BE GOING ON BECAUSE OF
THE SURGING DELTA VARIANT.
>> I THINK IT IS FULL SPEED

1031
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,146
THE SURGING DELTA VARIANT.
>> I THINK IT IS FULL SPEED
AHEAD UNLESS WE GET A COMPLETE

1032
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:36,413
>> I THINK IT IS FULL SPEED
AHEAD UNLESS WE GET A COMPLETE
DISASTER.

1033
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:37,080
AHEAD UNLESS WE GET A COMPLETE
DISASTER.
THE BEST THING WOULD HAVE BEEN

1034
00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:39,349
DISASTER.
THE BEST THING WOULD HAVE BEEN
TO POSTPONE IT ANOTHER YEAR, I

1035
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,917
THE BEST THING WOULD HAVE BEEN
TO POSTPONE IT ANOTHER YEAR, I
REALIZE THE VARIANTS HAVE ADDED

1036
00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:42,686
TO POSTPONE IT ANOTHER YEAR, I
REALIZE THE VARIANTS HAVE ADDED
A DIFFERENT ASPECTS TO IT BUT

1037
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:43,387
REALIZE THE VARIANTS HAVE ADDED
A DIFFERENT ASPECTS TO IT BUT
THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT

1038
00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:45,155
A DIFFERENT ASPECTS TO IT BUT
THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT
A YEAR FROM NOW THE SITUATION IS

1039
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:47,124
THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT
A YEAR FROM NOW THE SITUATION IS
MORE UNDER CONTROL, COULD YOU

1040
00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:49,059
A YEAR FROM NOW THE SITUATION IS
MORE UNDER CONTROL, COULD YOU
HAVE SPECTATORS IN THE STANDS, A

1041
00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:50,360
MORE UNDER CONTROL, COULD YOU
HAVE SPECTATORS IN THE STANDS, A
LARGER PERCENTAGE OF THE

1042
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,262
HAVE SPECTATORS IN THE STANDS, A
LARGER PERCENTAGE OF THE
JAPANESE POPULOUS WOULD BE

1043
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:52,562
LARGER PERCENTAGE OF THE
JAPANESE POPULOUS WOULD BE
VACCINATED.

1044
00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:53,263
JAPANESE POPULOUS WOULD BE
VACCINATED.
SO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IDEAL

1045
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,398
VACCINATED.
SO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IDEAL
AND IT WOULD HAVE GONE BACK TO

1046
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,500
SO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IDEAL
AND IT WOULD HAVE GONE BACK TO
THE OLD MODEL WHERE THE WINTER

1047
00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:58,135
AND IT WOULD HAVE GONE BACK TO
THE OLD MODEL WHERE THE WINTER
AND SUMMER OLYMPICS WERE IN THE

1048
00:33:58,137 --> 00:33:58,602
THE OLD MODEL WHERE THE WINTER
AND SUMMER OLYMPICS WERE IN THE
SAME YEAR.

1049
00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:00,804
AND SUMMER OLYMPICS WERE IN THE
SAME YEAR.
>> Stephen: THERE WILL BE NO

1050
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:01,104
SAME YEAR.
>> Stephen: THERE WILL BE NO
SPECTATORS.

1051
00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:02,439
>> Stephen: THERE WILL BE NO
SPECTATORS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WILL DO

1052
00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:02,939
SPECTATORS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WILL DO
TO THE GAMES.

1053
00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:05,575
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WILL DO
TO THE GAMES.
I KNOW IN TEAM SPORTS, THEY SAY,

1054
00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:08,311
TO THE GAMES.
I KNOW IN TEAM SPORTS, THEY SAY,
THE FANS ARE THE 12th MAN,

1055
00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:10,180
I KNOW IN TEAM SPORTS, THEY SAY,
THE FANS ARE THE 12th MAN,
WHAT DOES IT MEAN, DO YOU THINK

1056
00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:12,082
THE FANS ARE THE 12th MAN,
WHAT DOES IT MEAN, DO YOU THINK
TO THE OLYMPIC ATHLETES NOT TO

1057
00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:12,883
WHAT DOES IT MEAN, DO YOU THINK
TO THE OLYMPIC ATHLETES NOT TO
HAVE PEOPLE CHEERING.

1058
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:15,385
TO THE OLYMPIC ATHLETES NOT TO
HAVE PEOPLE CHEERING.
>> THE WHOLE THING IS GOING TO

1059
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,721
HAVE PEOPLE CHEERING.
>> THE WHOLE THING IS GOING TO
BE SO BEYOND UNUSUAL, WEIRD.

1060
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,556
>> THE WHOLE THING IS GOING TO
BE SO BEYOND UNUSUAL, WEIRD.
FIRST OF ALL, THEY'RE ISOLATED.

1061
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:22,459
BE SO BEYOND UNUSUAL, WEIRD.
FIRST OF ALL, THEY'RE ISOLATED.
PART OF THE OLYMPICS IS THE

1062
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:23,160
FIRST OF ALL, THEY'RE ISOLATED.
PART OF THE OLYMPICS IS THE
TRAVELOGUE, THE CULTURAL PAN

1063
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:24,661
PART OF THE OLYMPICS IS THE
TRAVELOGUE, THE CULTURAL PAN
RAMAR, THE CULTURAL EXCHANGE

1064
00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:27,397
TRAVELOGUE, THE CULTURAL PAN
RAMAR, THE CULTURAL EXCHANGE
BETWEEN ATHLETES FROM MORE THAN

1065
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,098
RAMAR, THE CULTURAL EXCHANGE
BETWEEN ATHLETES FROM MORE THAN
200 DIFFERENT NATIONS.

1066
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,833
BETWEEN ATHLETES FROM MORE THAN
200 DIFFERENT NATIONS.
ALL OF THAT IS OUT THE WINDOW,

1067
00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:32,202
200 DIFFERENT NATIONS.
ALL OF THAT IS OUT THE WINDOW,
THEY ARE ALL IN EFFECT

1068
00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:33,336
ALL OF THAT IS OUT THE WINDOW,
THEY ARE ALL IN EFFECT
QUARANTINED AND ONCE YOUR EVENT

1069
00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:34,704
THEY ARE ALL IN EFFECT
QUARANTINED AND ONCE YOUR EVENT
IS OVER YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS TO

1070
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:36,640
QUARANTINED AND ONCE YOUR EVENT
IS OVER YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS TO
CLEAR OUT OF JAPAN AND GO HOME.

1071
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:37,274
IS OVER YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS TO
CLEAR OUT OF JAPAN AND GO HOME.
SO YOU DON'T STICK AROUND FOR

1072
00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:38,809
CLEAR OUT OF JAPAN AND GO HOME.
SO YOU DON'T STICK AROUND FOR
THE CLOSING CEREMONY, WHATEVER

1073
00:34:38,811 --> 00:34:40,777
SO YOU DON'T STICK AROUND FOR
THE CLOSING CEREMONY, WHATEVER
THAT CLOSING CEREMONY MIGHT BE.

1074
00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:42,846
THE CLOSING CEREMONY, WHATEVER
THAT CLOSING CEREMONY MIGHT BE.
AND ON TOP OF IT, OF COURSE,

1075
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:46,249
THAT CLOSING CEREMONY MIGHT BE.
AND ON TOP OF IT, OF COURSE,
EVERY ATHLETE DRAWS SOME SORT

1076
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,118
AND ON TOP OF IT, OF COURSE,
EVERY ATHLETE DRAWS SOME SORT
OF-- OF ADRENALINE AND EMOTION

1077
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,652
EVERY ATHLETE DRAWS SOME SORT
OF-- OF ADRENALINE AND EMOTION
FROM AN AUDIENCE.

1078
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:51,121
OF-- OF ADRENALINE AND EMOTION
FROM AN AUDIENCE.
THAT IS ESPECIALLY TRUE WITH THE

1079
00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:52,456
FROM AN AUDIENCE.
THAT IS ESPECIALLY TRUE WITH THE
OLYMPICS WHICH ARE MORE ABOUT

1080
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,024
THAT IS ESPECIALLY TRUE WITH THE
OLYMPICS WHICH ARE MORE ABOUT
EMOTION THAN MOST SPORTS EVENTS

1081
00:34:54,026 --> 00:34:54,191
OLYMPICS WHICH ARE MORE ABOUT
EMOTION THAN MOST SPORTS EVENTS
ARE.

1082
00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:56,193
EMOTION THAN MOST SPORTS EVENTS
ARE.
AND MY OLD FRIENDS AND

1083
00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:57,394
ARE.
AND MY OLD FRIENDS AND
COLLEAGUES AT NBC WILL DO THRAIR

1084
00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:58,061
AND MY OLD FRIENDS AND
COLLEAGUES AT NBC WILL DO THRAIR
BEST.

1085
00:34:58,063 --> 00:34:59,596
COLLEAGUES AT NBC WILL DO THRAIR
BEST.
THEY'VE GOT CAMERAS AN

1086
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,664
BEST.
THEY'VE GOT CAMERAS AN
MICROPHONES STAKED OUT IN THE

1087
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,232
THEY'VE GOT CAMERAS AN
MICROPHONES STAKED OUT IN THE
HOMES OF THE FAMILIES OF

1088
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:03,433
MICROPHONES STAKED OUT IN THE
HOMES OF THE FAMILIES OF
AMERICANS THEY EXPECT TO DO WELL

1089
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,901
HOMES OF THE FAMILIES OF
AMERICANS THEY EXPECT TO DO WELL
TO GET THAT REACTION.

1090
00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:06,736
AMERICANS THEY EXPECT TO DO WELL
TO GET THAT REACTION.
AND AS MUCH AMBIENT SOUND AS

1091
00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:07,704
TO GET THAT REACTION.
AND AS MUCH AMBIENT SOUND AS
THEY CAN GET BUT THERE IS ONLY

1092
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,039
AND AS MUCH AMBIENT SOUND AS
THEY CAN GET BUT THERE IS ONLY
SO MUCH YOU CAN SAY.

1093
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,474
THEY CAN GET BUT THERE IS ONLY
SO MUCH YOU CAN SAY.
THINK OF THE NBA IN THE BUBBLE

1094
00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:12,109
SO MUCH YOU CAN SAY.
THINK OF THE NBA IN THE BUBBLE
IN 2020 AS OPPOSE TOED WHAT WE

1095
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:13,343
THINK OF THE NBA IN THE BUBBLE
IN 2020 AS OPPOSE TOED WHAT WE
SAW LAST NIGHT WITH THE SUNS AND

1096
00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,278
IN 2020 AS OPPOSE TOED WHAT WE
SAW LAST NIGHT WITH THE SUNS AND
THE BUCKS AND LIKE 65,000 PEOPLE

1097
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,046
SAW LAST NIGHT WITH THE SUNS AND
THE BUCKS AND LIKE 65,000 PEOPLE
OUTSIDE THE ARENA.

1098
00:35:16,048 --> 00:35:19,416
THE BUCKS AND LIKE 65,000 PEOPLE
OUTSIDE THE ARENA.
AND THE ARE-- ARENA PACKED.

1099
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,017
OUTSIDE THE ARENA.
AND THE ARE-- ARENA PACKED.
THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS

1100
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:21,284
AND THE ARE-- ARENA PACKED.
THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS
DIFFERENT.

1101
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:22,419
THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS
DIFFERENT.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A

1102
00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:24,387
DIFFERENT.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK, DON'T GO

1103
00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:25,589
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK, DON'T GO
NOWHERE, NEITHER YOU, BECAUSE WE

1104
00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:26,389
LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK, DON'T GO
NOWHERE, NEITHER YOU, BECAUSE WE
WILL BE RIGH

1105
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:32,162
LET'S UNIT TO PREVENT.

1106
00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:59,890
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WE'RE HERE.
WE'RE HERE WITH MR. BOB COSTAS.

1107
00:35:59,892 --> 00:36:03,260
WE'RE HERE.
WE'RE HERE WITH MR. BOB COSTAS.
YOU HAVE INTERVIEWED EVERYBODY

1108
00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,862
WE'RE HERE WITH MR. BOB COSTAS.
YOU HAVE INTERVIEWED EVERYBODY
IN SPORTS OVER THE LAST 40 OR SO

1109
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:06,563
YOU HAVE INTERVIEWED EVERYBODY
IN SPORTS OVER THE LAST 40 OR SO
YEARS.

1110
00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:08,665
IN SPORTS OVER THE LAST 40 OR SO
YEARS.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MOMENT

1111
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,066
YEARS.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MOMENT
AND SPER VIEW YOU HAVE EVER

1112
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:10,333
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MOMENT
AND SPER VIEW YOU HAVE EVER
DONE.

1113
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,568
AND SPER VIEW YOU HAVE EVER
DONE.
>> IT IS HARD TO PICK ONE BUT

1114
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,036
DONE.
>> IT IS HARD TO PICK ONE BUT
THIS IS ONE OF THEM.

1115
00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:17,207
>> IT IS HARD TO PICK ONE BUT
THIS IS ONE OF THEM.
AND IT COMES TO MIND BECAUSE OF

1116
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,375
THIS IS ONE OF THEM.
AND IT COMES TO MIND BECAUSE OF
WHAT-- IS DOING NOW FOR THE

1117
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:20,777
AND IT COMES TO MIND BECAUSE OF
WHAT-- IS DOING NOW FOR THE
ANGELS FOR THE MODERN DAY BABE

1118
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,145
WHAT-- IS DOING NOW FOR THE
ANGELS FOR THE MODERN DAY BABE
RUTH PITCHING AND HITTING, AND

1119
00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:23,680
ANGELS FOR THE MODERN DAY BABE
RUTH PITCHING AND HITTING, AND
AT THE TOP OF THE CLASS IN BOTH

1120
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,415
RUTH PITCHING AND HITTING, AND
AT THE TOP OF THE CLASS IN BOTH
BUT THE FIRST TRUE JAPANESE

1121
00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:27,684
AT THE TOP OF THE CLASS IN BOTH
BUT THE FIRST TRUE JAPANESE
SUPERSTAR IN AMERICAN BASEBALL

1122
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,719
BUT THE FIRST TRUE JAPANESE
SUPERSTAR IN AMERICAN BASEBALL
WAS ICHIRO SUZUKI WHO CAME OVER

1123
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:32,989
SUPERSTAR IN AMERICAN BASEBALL
WAS ICHIRO SUZUKI WHO CAME OVER
HERE IN 200.

1124
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,291
WAS ICHIRO SUZUKI WHO CAME OVER
HERE IN 200.
>> WONDERFUL GUY, MOSTLY WITH

1125
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,826
HERE IN 200.
>> WONDERFUL GUY, MOSTLY WITH
THE MAR IER INS BUT PLAYED

1126
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:38,061
>> WONDERFUL GUY, MOSTLY WITH
THE MAR IER INS BUT PLAYED
BRIEFLY WITH THE YANKEES AS

1127
00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:38,261
THE MAR IER INS BUT PLAYED
BRIEFLY WITH THE YANKEES AS
WELL.

1128
00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:40,597
BRIEFLY WITH THE YANKEES AS
WELL.
AND A VERY DEEP THINKER.

1129
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,999
WELL.
AND A VERY DEEP THINKER.
HE UNDERSTOOD MORE ENGLISH THAN

1130
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:43,333
AND A VERY DEEP THINKER.
HE UNDERSTOOD MORE ENGLISH THAN
HE LET ON.

1131
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,268
HE UNDERSTOOD MORE ENGLISH THAN
HE LET ON.
I THINK STILL THIS INTERVIEW

1132
00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:47,537
HE LET ON.
I THINK STILL THIS INTERVIEW
THAT I DID WITH HIM IN 2003 IS

1133
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,472
I THINK STILL THIS INTERVIEW
THAT I DID WITH HIM IN 2003 IS
THE ONLY FULL LENGTHENING LISH

1134
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:51,241
THAT I DID WITH HIM IN 2003 IS
THE ONLY FULL LENGTHENING LISH
LANGUAGE INTERVIEW HE EVER DID.

1135
00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:53,810
THE ONLY FULL LENGTHENING LISH
LANGUAGE INTERVIEW HE EVER DID.
IT WAS CERTAINLY THE FIRS AT AIM

1136
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,111
LANGUAGE INTERVIEW HE EVER DID.
IT WAS CERTAINLY THE FIRS AT AIM
THA TIME AND HE HAD AN INTERMTER

1137
00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:57,013
IT WAS CERTAINLY THE FIRS AT AIM
THA TIME AND HE HAD AN INTERMTER
WHO WAS A JAPANESE ACTOR AND HE

1138
00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,615
THA TIME AND HE HAD AN INTERMTER
WHO WAS A JAPANESE ACTOR AND HE
WAS SO DRAMATIC, AND ICHIRO

1139
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,684
WHO WAS A JAPANESE ACTOR AND HE
WAS SO DRAMATIC, AND ICHIRO
HIMSELF WAS VERY REFLECTIVE.

1140
00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:01,284
WAS SO DRAMATIC, AND ICHIRO
HIMSELF WAS VERY REFLECTIVE.
SO I WOULD ASK HIM HOW DO YOU

1141
00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:02,552
HIMSELF WAS VERY REFLECTIVE.
SO I WOULD ASK HIM HOW DO YOU
FEEL ABOUT AMERICAN BASEBALL AND

1142
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,854
SO I WOULD ASK HIM HOW DO YOU
FEEL ABOUT AMERICAN BASEBALL AND
HE WOULD SAY OH, I LOVE MY

1143
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:07,023
FEEL ABOUT AMERICAN BASEBALL AND
HE WOULD SAY OH, I LOVE MY
MANAGER LOU PANELA BUT WHY WOULD

1144
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:09,793
HE WOULD SAY OH, I LOVE MY
MANAGER LOU PANELA BUT WHY WOULD
HE THROW HIS CAP OR BREAK A BAT.

1145
00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:12,495
MANAGER LOU PANELA BUT WHY WOULD
HE THROW HIS CAP OR BREAK A BAT.
A CRAFTSMAN MUST RESPECT HIS

1146
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:12,696
HE THROW HIS CAP OR BREAK A BAT.
A CRAFTSMAN MUST RESPECT HIS
TOOL.

1147
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:15,031
A CRAFTSMAN MUST RESPECT HIS
TOOL.
AND TOWARD THE END I WOULD SAY,

1148
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,566
TOOL.
AND TOWARD THE END I WOULD SAY,
YOU KNOW HOW AN AMERICAN ANSWERS

1149
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:16,766
AND TOWARD THE END I WOULD SAY,
YOU KNOW HOW AN AMERICAN ANSWERS
THIS.

1150
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,569
YOU KNOW HOW AN AMERICAN ANSWERS
THIS.
BUT WHAT ABOUT FROM YOUR

1151
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:19,869
THIS.
BUT WHAT ABOUT FROM YOUR
PERSPECTIVE.

1152
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,371
BUT WHAT ABOUT FROM YOUR
PERSPECTIVE.
WHO WINS A FIGHT, KING KONG OR

1153
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:21,638
PERSPECTIVE.
WHO WINS A FIGHT, KING KONG OR
GODZILLA.

1154
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,440
WHO WINS A FIGHT, KING KONG OR
GODZILLA.
AND THIS WAS HIS ACTUAL ANSWER,

1155
00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:25,842
GODZILLA.
AND THIS WAS HIS ACTUAL ANSWER,
THROUGH THE INTERPRETER.

1156
00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,177
AND THIS WAS HIS ACTUAL ANSWER,
THROUGH THE INTERPRETER.
OH, KING KONG IS FOR MIDDABLE,

1157
00:37:27,179 --> 00:37:30,480
THROUGH THE INTERPRETER.
OH, KING KONG IS FOR MIDDABLE,
YOU KNOW, BUT GODZILLA BREATHES

1158
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:31,114
OH, KING KONG IS FOR MIDDABLE,
YOU KNOW, BUT GODZILLA BREATHES
FIRE.

1159
00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,616
YOU KNOW, BUT GODZILLA BREATHES
FIRE.
AND THAT WOULD BE THE DECIDING

1160
00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:34,551
FIRE.
AND THAT WOULD BE THE DECIDING
FACTOR AS THE APE WOULD BE

1161
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,052
AND THAT WOULD BE THE DECIDING
FACTOR AS THE APE WOULD BE
CONSUMED IN THE CONFLAGRATION.

1162
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:38,755
FACTOR AS THE APE WOULD BE
CONSUMED IN THE CONFLAGRATION.
THAT IS WHAT ICHIRO SAID.

1163
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,889
CONSUMED IN THE CONFLAGRATION.
THAT IS WHAT ICHIRO SAID.
>> Stephen: WOW.

1164
00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:43,126
THAT IS WHAT ICHIRO SAID.
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> THAT WAS THE SECOND TO LAST

1165
00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:43,393
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> THAT WAS THE SECOND TO LAST
QUESTION.

1166
00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,996
>> THAT WAS THE SECOND TO LAST
QUESTION.
LAST QUESTION I THREW OUT THERE

1167
00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:48,465
QUESTION.
LAST QUESTION I THREW OUT THERE
JUST RANDOMLY, ICHIRO, WHAT IS

1168
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,000
LAST QUESTION I THREW OUT THERE
JUST RANDOMLY, ICHIRO, WHAT IS
YOUR FAVORITE AMERICAN

1169
00:37:50,002 --> 00:37:50,634
JUST RANDOMLY, ICHIRO, WHAT IS
YOUR FAVORITE AMERICAN
EXPRESSION.

1170
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,602
YOUR FAVORITE AMERICAN
EXPRESSION.
AND I THOUGHT AT THAT POINT YOU

1171
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,638
EXPRESSION.
AND I THOUGHT AT THAT POINT YOU
KNOW, HE MUST HAVE HEARD

1172
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,839
AND I THOUGHT AT THAT POINT YOU
KNOW, HE MUST HAVE HEARD
SOMETHING, WHAT UP DOG, OR

1173
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,240
KNOW, HE MUST HAVE HEARD
SOMETHING, WHAT UP DOG, OR
WHATEVER PEOPLE WERE SAYING IN

1174
00:37:57,242 --> 00:37:57,607
SOMETHING, WHAT UP DOG, OR
WHATEVER PEOPLE WERE SAYING IN
2003.

1175
00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,110
WHATEVER PEOPLE WERE SAYING IN
2003.
SO I SAID ICHIRO, WHAT IS YOUR

1176
00:38:00,112 --> 00:38:03,513
2003.
SO I SAID ICHIRO, WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE AMERICAN EXPRESSION.

1177
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:04,648
SO I SAID ICHIRO, WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE AMERICAN EXPRESSION.
I WAVED OFF THE INTERPRETER, AND

1178
00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:10,620
FAVORITE AMERICAN EXPRESSION.
I WAVED OFF THE INTERPRETER, AND
THIS IS WHAT HE SAID.

1179
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:28,605
I WAVED OFF THE INTERPRETER, AND
THIS IS WHAT HE SAID.
>> IN KANSAS CITY IT IS HOTTER

1180
00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:32,842
THIS IS WHAT HE SAID.
>> IN KANSAS CITY IT IS HOTTER
THAN TWO RATS [BLEEP] WITH.

1181
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,311
>> IN KANSAS CITY IT IS HOTTER
THAN TWO RATS [BLEEP] WITH.
>> THAT IS MY FAVOR RIS.

1182
00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:35,912
THAN TWO RATS [BLEEP] WITH.
>> THAT IS MY FAVOR RIS.
>> Stephen: AUGUST IN KANSAS

1183
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:39,649
>> THAT IS MY FAVOR RIS.
>> Stephen: AUGUST IN KANSAS
CITY IS HOTTER THAN TWO RATS IN

1184
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,184
>> Stephen: AUGUST IN KANSAS
CITY IS HOTTER THAN TWO RATS IN
A [BLEEP] SHOP.

1185
00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:42,152
CITY IS HOTTER THAN TWO RATS IN
A [BLEEP] SHOP.
>> WHICH ACTUALLY IS TRUE IF YOU

1186
00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:45,522
A [BLEEP] SHOP.
>> WHICH ACTUALLY IS TRUE IF YOU
HAVE EVER BEEN NO KANSAS CITY IN

1187
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,324
>> WHICH ACTUALLY IS TRUE IF YOU
HAVE EVER BEEN NO KANSAS CITY IN
AUGUST, AND AFTER THE LAUGHTER

1188
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:51,895
HAVE EVER BEEN NO KANSAS CITY IN
AUGUST, AND AFTER THE LAUGHTER
FROM ME AND THE CREW SUBSCRIBE

1189
00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:56,933
AUGUST, AND AFTER THE LAUGHTER
FROM ME AND THE CREW SUBSCRIBE
SIDED HIS HE SAID I HAVE A BAD

1190
00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:57,200
FROM ME AND THE CREW SUBSCRIBE
SIDED HIS HE SAID I HAVE A BAD
TEAMMATE.

1191
00:38:57,202 --> 00:38:58,635
SIDED HIS HE SAID I HAVE A BAD
TEAMMATE.
I SAID THEY ARE EVEN WORSE THAN

1192
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,437
TEAMMATE.
I SAID THEY ARE EVEN WORSE THAN
YOU THINK BECAUSE ICHIRO, THERE

1193
00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:03,840
I SAID THEY ARE EVEN WORSE THAN
YOU THINK BECAUSE ICHIRO, THERE
IS NO SUCH

1194
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:04,474
YOU THINK BECAUSE ICHIRO, THERE
IS NO SUCH
EXPRESSION-- EXPRESSION AS THAT.

1195
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,742
IS NO SUCH
EXPRESSION-- EXPRESSION AS THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE HAD

1196
00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:07,544
EXPRESSION-- EXPRESSION AS THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE HAD
AMAZING INTERVIEW SHOWS OVER THE

1197
00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:09,245
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE HAD
AMAZING INTERVIEW SHOWS OVER THE
YEAR, A HOST OF THEM.

1198
00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:10,080
AMAZING INTERVIEW SHOWS OVER THE
YEAR, A HOST OF THEM.
NOW YOU HAVE BACK ON THE RECORD

1199
00:39:10,082 --> 00:39:12,148
YEAR, A HOST OF THEM.
NOW YOU HAVE BACK ON THE RECORD
WITH BOB COSTAS ON HBO STARTING

1200
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:12,716
NOW YOU HAVE BACK ON THE RECORD
WITH BOB COSTAS ON HBO STARTING
JULY 309.

1201
00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,150
WITH BOB COSTAS ON HBO STARTING
JULY 309.
WHAT IS GOING BACK ON THE

1202
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:15,285
JULY 309.
WHAT IS GOING BACK ON THE
RECORD, BOB COSTAS.

1203
00:39:15,287 --> 00:39:16,986
WHAT IS GOING BACK ON THE
RECORD, BOB COSTAS.
>> WE'RE NOT REINVENTING THE

1204
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:17,320
RECORD, BOB COSTAS.
>> WE'RE NOT REINVENTING THE
WHEEL.

1205
00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:19,489
>> WE'RE NOT REINVENTING THE
WHEEL.
THE FIRS SHOW HI FOR A DECADE OR

1206
00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:20,223
WHEEL.
THE FIRS SHOW HI FOR A DECADE OR
SO IS ON THE RECORD.

1207
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:21,891
THE FIRS SHOW HI FOR A DECADE OR
SO IS ON THE RECORD.
NOW IT IS BACK ON THE RECORD.

1208
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,893
SO IS ON THE RECORD.
NOW IT IS BACK ON THE RECORD.
THERE WILL BE IN-DEPARTMENT

1209
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:26,196
NOW IT IS BACK ON THE RECORD.
THERE WILL BE IN-DEPARTMENT
INTERVIEWS, I HOPE THEY ARE IN

1210
00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:27,063
THERE WILL BE IN-DEPARTMENT
INTERVIEWS, I HOPE THEY ARE IN
DEPARTMENT, A LITTLE COMMENTARY,

1211
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,631
INTERVIEWS, I HOPE THEY ARE IN
DEPARTMENT, A LITTLE COMMENTARY,
JOURNALISM, SOME PANEL

1212
00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:29,866
DEPARTMENT, A LITTLE COMMENTARY,
JOURNALISM, SOME PANEL
DISCUSSIONS, CHARLES BARKLEY THE

1213
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,402
JOURNALISM, SOME PANEL
DISCUSSIONS, CHARLES BARKLEY THE
LEAD OFF GUEST SHOULD CHECK BOTH

1214
00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:34,604
DISCUSSIONS, CHARLES BARKLEY THE
LEAD OFF GUEST SHOULD CHECK BOTH
BOX, ENTERTAINING AND

1215
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,473
LEAD OFF GUEST SHOULD CHECK BOTH
BOX, ENTERTAINING AND
GUARANTEE-- GUARANTEED TO SAY

1216
00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:37,006
BOX, ENTERTAINING AND
GUARANTEE-- GUARANTEED TO SAY
SOMETHING PROVOCATIVE.

1217
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,308
GUARANTEE-- GUARANTEED TO SAY
SOMETHING PROVOCATIVE.
>> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH FOR

1218
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:41,344
SOMETHING PROVOCATIVE.
>> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

1219
00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:43,380
>> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
BACK ON THE RECORD WITH BOB

1220
00:39:43,382 --> 00:39:45,382
BEING HERE, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
BACK ON THE RECORD WITH BOB
COSTAS PREMIERS FRIDAY JULY 309

1221
00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:45,682
BACK ON THE RECORD WITH BOB
COSTAS PREMIERS FRIDAY JULY 309
ON HBO.

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COSTAS PREMIERS FRIDAY JULY 309
ON HBO.
BOB COSTAS, EVERYBODY.

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ON HBO.
BOB COSTAS, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL ROOB BAI

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>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR THE
LATE SHOW, EVERYBODY.
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST

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LATE SHOW, EVERYBODY.
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST
WILL BE "HACKS" STAR HANNAH

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TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST
WILL BE "HACKS" STAR HANNAH
EINBINDER.

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WILL BE "HACKS" STAR HANNAH
EINBINDER.
GOOD NIGHT.