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Captioning sponsored by CBS
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>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW," WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT.
TONIGHT, EMPIRE STATE OF MIND.
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STEPHEN COLBERT.
TONIGHT, EMPIRE STATE OF MIND.
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES
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TONIGHT, EMPIRE STATE OF MIND.
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES
DR. SANJAY GUPTA.
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PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES
DR. SANJAY GUPTA.
AND RITA MORENO.
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DR. SANJAY GUPTA.
AND RITA MORENO.
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY
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AND RITA MORENO.
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY
HUMAN.
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FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY
HUMAN.
AND NOW, LIVE FROM THE ED
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HUMAN.
AND NOW, LIVE FROM THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
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AND NOW, LIVE FROM THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
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SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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>> Stephen: WHAT'S GOING ON!
HELLO!
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
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HELLO!
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OH, YES.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OH, YES.
OH, YES.
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OH, YES.
OH, YES.
IT'S STILL NEW.
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OH, YES.
IT'S STILL NEW.
IT'S STILL NEW.
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IT'S STILL NEW.
IT'S STILL NEW.
IT'S STILL WONDERFUL GLAW
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IT'S STILL NEW.
IT'S STILL WONDERFUL GLAW
STEPHEN!
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IT'S STILL WONDERFUL GLAW
STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
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STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
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STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
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STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
>> Stephen: HEY!
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STEPHEN!
>> Stephen: HEY!
FANTASTIC!
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>> Stephen: HEY!
FANTASTIC!
THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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FANTASTIC!
THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
PLEASE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
PLEASE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME, WELCOME, ONE AND ALL,
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PLEASE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME, WELCOME, ONE AND ALL,
TO...
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WELCOME, WELCOME, ONE AND ALL,
TO...
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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TO...
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT'S STILL EXCITING.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT'S STILL EXCITING.
IT'S STILL A LITTLE EXCITING.
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IT'S STILL EXCITING.
IT'S STILL A LITTLE EXCITING.
YEAH.
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IT'S STILL A LITTLE EXCITING.
YEAH.
I-- I KIND OF STILL FEEL THE
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YEAH.
I-- I KIND OF STILL FEEL THE
SAME WAY.
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I-- I KIND OF STILL FEEL THE
SAME WAY.
NOW, WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES
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SAME WAY.
NOW, WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, TO "THE LATE
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NOW, WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, TO "THE LATE
SHOW."
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AND GENTLEMEN, TO "THE LATE
SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT,
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SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT,
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT,
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
TONIGHT IS OUR SECOND SHOW BACK,
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♪ ♪ ♪
TONIGHT IS OUR SECOND SHOW BACK,
AND IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE WITH
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TONIGHT IS OUR SECOND SHOW BACK,
AND IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE WITH
ALL THESE FULLY-VACCINATED
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AND IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE WITH
ALL THESE FULLY-VACCINATED
PEOPLE.
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ALL THESE FULLY-VACCINATED
PEOPLE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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PEOPLE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
GOT THE COVID SHOT.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
GOT THE COVID SHOT.
THEY FEEL GOOD.
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GOT THE COVID SHOT.
THEY FEEL GOOD.
THEY'RE IMMORTAL.
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THEY FEEL GOOD.
THEY'RE IMMORTAL.
AND THEY ARE NOT ALONE, BECAUSE
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THEY'RE IMMORTAL.
AND THEY ARE NOT ALONE, BECAUSE
TODAY, THE STATE OF NEW YORK
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AND THEY ARE NOT ALONE, BECAUSE
TODAY, THE STATE OF NEW YORK
OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED A 70%
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TODAY, THE STATE OF NEW YORK
OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED A 70%
VACCINATION RATE.
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OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED A 70%
VACCINATION RATE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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VACCINATION RATE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOOO!
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOOO!
WOOO,s BABY!
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WOOO!
WOOO,s BABY!
70%.
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WOOO,s BABY!
70%.
THAT'S THE-- THAT'S AN IMPORTANT
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70%.
THAT'S THE-- THAT'S AN IMPORTANT
THRESHOLD.
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THAT'S THE-- THAT'S AN IMPORTANT
THRESHOLD.
THAT IS A C-MINUS.
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THRESHOLD.
THAT IS A C-MINUS.
HELL, YEAH!
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THAT IS A C-MINUS.
HELL, YEAH!
AND THAT'S GREAT.
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HELL, YEAH!
AND THAT'S GREAT.
BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
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AND THAT'S GREAT.
BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
SUMMER SCHOOL, I THINK.
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BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
SUMMER SCHOOL, I THINK.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS.
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SUMMER SCHOOL, I THINK.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS.
ALSO, BECAUSE HERD
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I THINK THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS.
ALSO, BECAUSE HERD
IMMUNITY IS COMMONLY CONSIDERED
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ALSO, BECAUSE HERD
IMMUNITY IS COMMONLY CONSIDERED
TO BE ACHIEVED AT SOMEWHERE
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IMMUNITY IS COMMONLY CONSIDERED
TO BE ACHIEVED AT SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN 70% TO 80%, SO NEW YORK
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TO BE ACHIEVED AT SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN 70% TO 80%, SO NEW YORK
STATE WILL LIFT "VIRTUALLY ALL"
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BETWEEN 70% TO 80%, SO NEW YORK
STATE WILL LIFT "VIRTUALLY ALL"
COVID RESTRICTIONS, INCLUDING
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STATE WILL LIFT "VIRTUALLY ALL"
COVID RESTRICTIONS, INCLUDING
REMAINING CAPACITY LIMITS,
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COVID RESTRICTIONS, INCLUDING
REMAINING CAPACITY LIMITS,
SOCIAL DISTANCING, AND CLEANING
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REMAINING CAPACITY LIMITS,
SOCIAL DISTANCING, AND CLEANING
AND DISINFECTING MANDATES.
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SOCIAL DISTANCING, AND CLEANING
AND DISINFECTING MANDATES.
WHICH MEANS--
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AND DISINFECTING MANDATES.
WHICH MEANS--
( LAUGHTER )
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WHICH MEANS--
( LAUGHTER )
WHICH MEANS THAT PIZZA RAT CAN
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( LAUGHTER )
WHICH MEANS THAT PIZZA RAT CAN
FINALLY DINE INSIDE AGAIN.
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WHICH MEANS THAT PIZZA RAT CAN
FINALLY DINE INSIDE AGAIN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
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FINALLY DINE INSIDE AGAIN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
NOW-- CASUAL.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
NOW-- CASUAL.
A HAWAIIAN SHIRT?
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NOW-- CASUAL.
A HAWAIIAN SHIRT?
HAVE A HAWAIIAN SHIRT ON?
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A HAWAIIAN SHIRT?
HAVE A HAWAIIAN SHIRT ON?
TO RECOGNIZE THE 70% MILESTONE.
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HAVE A HAWAIIAN SHIRT ON?
TO RECOGNIZE THE 70% MILESTONE.
THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING WILL
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TO RECOGNIZE THE 70% MILESTONE.
THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING WILL
BE LIT UP IN BLUE AND GOLD
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THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING WILL
BE LIT UP IN BLUE AND GOLD
LIGHTS.
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BE LIT UP IN BLUE AND GOLD
LIGHTS.
AND, LISTEN, KEEP IN MIND-- WE
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LIGHTS.
AND, LISTEN, KEEP IN MIND-- WE
ONLY LIGHT UP THE EMPIRE STATE
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AND, LISTEN, KEEP IN MIND-- WE
ONLY LIGHT UP THE EMPIRE STATE
FOR TRULY HISTORIC OCCASIONS,
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ONLY LIGHT UP THE EMPIRE STATE
FOR TRULY HISTORIC OCCASIONS,
LIKE THE ROLLOUT OF BLUE M&Ms,
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FOR TRULY HISTORIC OCCASIONS,
LIKE THE ROLLOUT OF BLUE M&Ms,
FOOD ALLERGY AWARENESS WEEK, AND
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LIKE THE ROLLOUT OF BLUE M&Ms,
FOOD ALLERGY AWARENESS WEEK, AND
THE WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW.
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FOOD ALLERGY AWARENESS WEEK, AND
THE WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW.
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THE WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW.
( LAUGHTER )
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO
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( LAUGHTER )
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO
DOGS?
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO
DOGS?
NOTHING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE
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DOGS?
NOTHING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE
COLOR.
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NOTHING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE
COLOR.
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COLOR.
( APPLAUSE )
AND THIS CELEBRATION-- THIS
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( APPLAUSE )
AND THIS CELEBRATION-- THIS
CELEBRATION DOES NOT STOP WITH
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AND THIS CELEBRATION-- THIS
CELEBRATION DOES NOT STOP WITH
JUST THE GLOWY SKYSCRAPERS.
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CELEBRATION DOES NOT STOP WITH
JUST THE GLOWY SKYSCRAPERS.
IN JULY, NEW YORK CITY IS
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JUST THE GLOWY SKYSCRAPERS.
IN JULY, NEW YORK CITY IS
HOLDING A TICKER-TAPE PARADE
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IN JULY, NEW YORK CITY IS
HOLDING A TICKER-TAPE PARADE
HONORING FRONTLINE WORKERS.
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HOLDING A TICKER-TAPE PARADE
HONORING FRONTLINE WORKERS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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HONORING FRONTLINE WORKERS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH, PERFECT, PERFECT.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH, PERFECT, PERFECT.
I'LL BE THERE.
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YEAH, PERFECT, PERFECT.
I'LL BE THERE.
WILL YOU BE THERE?
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I'LL BE THERE.
WILL YOU BE THERE?
I'LL BE THROWING RIGHT OFF THE
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WILL YOU BE THERE?
I'LL BE THROWING RIGHT OFF THE
TOP OF THE THEATER HERE.
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I'LL BE THROWING RIGHT OFF THE
TOP OF THE THEATER HERE.
TO TELL US ABOUT IT, LET'S GO TO
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TOP OF THE THEATER HERE.
TO TELL US ABOUT IT, LET'S GO TO
PARADE HYPE MAN, BILL
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TO TELL US ABOUT IT, LET'S GO TO
PARADE HYPE MAN, BILL
de BLASIO.
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PARADE HYPE MAN, BILL
de BLASIO.
>> WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
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de BLASIO.
>> WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
ESSENTIAL WORKERS CELEBRATED,
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>> WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
ESSENTIAL WORKERS CELEBRATED,
GROUPS OF ESSENTIAL WORKERS,
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ESSENTIAL WORKERS CELEBRATED,
GROUPS OF ESSENTIAL WORKERS,
FLOATS FOR HEALTHCARE WORKERS,
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GROUPS OF ESSENTIAL WORKERS,
FLOATS FOR HEALTHCARE WORKERS,
FIRST RESPONDERS, EDUCATORS
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FLOATS FOR HEALTHCARE WORKERS,
FIRST RESPONDERS, EDUCATORS
MUNICIPAL WORKERS,
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FIRST RESPONDERS, EDUCATORS
MUNICIPAL WORKERS,
TRANSPORTATION WORKERS, GROCERY
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MUNICIPAL WORKERS,
TRANSPORTATION WORKERS, GROCERY
AND BODEGA WORKERS, DELIVERY
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TRANSPORTATION WORKERS, GROCERY
AND BODEGA WORKERS, DELIVERY
PEOPLE.
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AND BODEGA WORKERS, DELIVERY
PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: DELIVERY PEOPLE--
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PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: DELIVERY PEOPLE--
THAT'S GOING TO MAKE LUNCH
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>> Stephen: DELIVERY PEOPLE--
THAT'S GOING TO MAKE LUNCH
ORDERS A LITTLE COMPLICATED.
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THAT'S GOING TO MAKE LUNCH
ORDERS A LITTLE COMPLICATED.
"OKAY, IT SAYS MY SALAD IS
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ORDERS A LITTLE COMPLICATED.
"OKAY, IT SAYS MY SALAD IS
ON A FLOAT COMING DOWN 6th
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"OKAY, IT SAYS MY SALAD IS
ON A FLOAT COMING DOWN 6th
AVENUE.
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ON A FLOAT COMING DOWN 6th
AVENUE.
( LAUGHTER )
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AVENUE.
( LAUGHTER )
IT'S STUCK BETWEEN THE
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( LAUGHTER )
IT'S STUCK BETWEEN THE
ROCKETTES AND DELTA AIRLINES
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IT'S STUCK BETWEEN THE
ROCKETTES AND DELTA AIRLINES
PRESENTS MICHAEL BUBLE."
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ROCKETTES AND DELTA AIRLINES
PRESENTS MICHAEL BUBLE."
( LAUGHTER )
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PRESENTS MICHAEL BUBLE."
( LAUGHTER )
OTHER STATES ARE ALSO VAXXED UP
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( LAUGHTER )
OTHER STATES ARE ALSO VAXXED UP
AND READY TO PARTY.
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OTHER STATES ARE ALSO VAXXED UP
AND READY TO PARTY.
TODAY, CALIFORNIA LIFTED NEARLY
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AND READY TO PARTY.
TODAY, CALIFORNIA LIFTED NEARLY
ALL OF ITS PANDEMIC
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TODAY, CALIFORNIA LIFTED NEARLY
ALL OF ITS PANDEMIC
RESTRICTIONS, ACCORDING TO
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ALL OF ITS PANDEMIC
RESTRICTIONS, ACCORDING TO
CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR AND TECH
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RESTRICTIONS, ACCORDING TO
CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR AND TECH
C.E.O. REASSURING STAFF THAT
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CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR AND TECH
C.E.O. REASSURING STAFF THAT
WHILE THE STARTUP IS CLOSING, HE
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C.E.O. REASSURING STAFF THAT
WHILE THE STARTUP IS CLOSING, HE
WILL REMAIN RICH, GAVIN NEWSOM.
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WHILE THE STARTUP IS CLOSING, HE
WILL REMAIN RICH, GAVIN NEWSOM.
IN MAKING THE ANNOUNCEMENT,
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WILL REMAIN RICH, GAVIN NEWSOM.
IN MAKING THE ANNOUNCEMENT,
NEWSOM SUMMONED ALL THE DIGNITY
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IN MAKING THE ANNOUNCEMENT,
NEWSOM SUMMONED ALL THE DIGNITY
FOR WHICH CALIFORNIA IS
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NEWSOM SUMMONED ALL THE DIGNITY
FOR WHICH CALIFORNIA IS
RENOWNED:
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FOR WHICH CALIFORNIA IS
RENOWNED:
( MUSIC, MINIONS MAKING NOISE
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RENOWNED:
( MUSIC, MINIONS MAKING NOISE
>> AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME TO THE
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( MUSIC, MINIONS MAKING NOISE
>> AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME TO THE
STAGE, CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR GAVIN
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>> AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME TO THE
STAGE, CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR GAVIN
NEWSOM.
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STAGE, CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR GAVIN
NEWSOM.
( APPLAUSE )
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NEWSOM.
( APPLAUSE )
>> WELL, GOOD MORNING,
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( APPLAUSE )
>> WELL, GOOD MORNING,
EVERYBODY.
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>> WELL, GOOD MORNING,
EVERYBODY.
>> Optimus Prime: GOOD MORNING,
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EVERYBODY.
>> Optimus Prime: GOOD MORNING,
GOVERNOR.
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>> Optimus Prime: GOOD MORNING,
GOVERNOR.
>> WAS THAT OPTIMUS PRIME?
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GOVERNOR.
>> WAS THAT OPTIMUS PRIME?
>> Optimus Prime: IT IS A
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>> WAS THAT OPTIMUS PRIME?
>> Optimus Prime: IT IS A
PRIVILEGE TO STAND BY YOUR SIDE.
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>> Optimus Prime: IT IS A
PRIVILEGE TO STAND BY YOUR SIDE.
( LAUGHTER )
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PRIVILEGE TO STAND BY YOUR SIDE.
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
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( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen:
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( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen:
( AS OPTIMUS PRIME )
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>> Stephen:
( AS OPTIMUS PRIME )
"IT WAS ALSO A PLEASURE TO DRY
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( AS OPTIMUS PRIME )
"IT WAS ALSO A PLEASURE TO DRY
HUMP YOUR PRIUS IN THE PARKING
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"IT WAS ALSO A PLEASURE TO DRY
HUMP YOUR PRIUS IN THE PARKING
LOT.
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HUMP YOUR PRIUS IN THE PARKING
LOT.
( LAUGHTER )
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LOT.
( LAUGHTER )
I'M INTO BOT PLAY.
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( LAUGHTER )
I'M INTO BOT PLAY.
I WILL PAY TO HAVE IT CLEANED."
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I'M INTO BOT PLAY.
I WILL PAY TO HAVE IT CLEANED."
NEWSOME CALIFORNIA'D ON:
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I WILL PAY TO HAVE IT CLEANED."
NEWSOME CALIFORNIA'D ON:
CALIFORNIA IS OPEN AGAIN.
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NEWSOME CALIFORNIA'D ON:
CALIFORNIA IS OPEN AGAIN.
( MUSIC, MINIONS MAKING NOISES)
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CALIFORNIA IS OPEN AGAIN.
( MUSIC, MINIONS MAKING NOISES)
>> CALIFORNIA HAS TURNED THE
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( MUSIC, MINIONS MAKING NOISES)
>> CALIFORNIA HAS TURNED THE
PAGE.
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>> CALIFORNIA HAS TURNED THE
PAGE.
LET US ALL CELEBRATE THIS
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PAGE.
LET US ALL CELEBRATE THIS
REMARKABLE MILESTONE!
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LET US ALL CELEBRATE THIS
REMARKABLE MILESTONE!
♪ ♪ ♪
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REMARKABLE MILESTONE!
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: CALIFORNIA IS BACK
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♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: CALIFORNIA IS BACK
OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
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>> Stephen: CALIFORNIA IS BACK
OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
AND NOTHING SAYS "READY FOR
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OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
AND NOTHING SAYS "READY FOR
OPENING WITHOUT ANY UNFORESEEN
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AND NOTHING SAYS "READY FOR
OPENING WITHOUT ANY UNFORESEEN
DIRE CONSEQUENCES" LIKE THE GUY
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OPENING WITHOUT ANY UNFORESEEN
DIRE CONSEQUENCES" LIKE THE GUY
FROM "JURASSIC PARK"!
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DIRE CONSEQUENCES" LIKE THE GUY
FROM "JURASSIC PARK"!
( LAUGHTER )
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FROM "JURASSIC PARK"!
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
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( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
NOW-- IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
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( APPLAUSE )
NOW-- IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
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NOW-- IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
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IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Jon: I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Jon: I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE.
>> Stephen: HOLD ON TO YOUR
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>> Jon: I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE.
>> Stephen: HOLD ON TO YOUR
BUTTS!
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>> Stephen: HOLD ON TO YOUR
BUTTS!
UP IN VERMONT, THEY'RE CRUSHING
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BUTTS!
UP IN VERMONT, THEY'RE CRUSHING
THE INJECTION GAME, BECOMING THE
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UP IN VERMONT, THEY'RE CRUSHING
THE INJECTION GAME, BECOMING THE
FIRST STATE TO REACH AN 80%
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THE INJECTION GAME, BECOMING THE
FIRST STATE TO REACH AN 80%
VACCINE THRESHOLD.
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FIRST STATE TO REACH AN 80%
VACCINE THRESHOLD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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VACCINE THRESHOLD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
IT'S AMAZING.
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THAT'S FANTASTIC.
IT'S AMAZING.
THEY SHOULD BE PROUD OF
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IT'S AMAZING.
THEY SHOULD BE PROUD OF
THEMSELVES.
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THEY SHOULD BE PROUD OF
THEMSELVES.
IT'S ALL THANKS TO VERMONT'S
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THEMSELVES.
IT'S ALL THANKS TO VERMONT'S
VACCINE INCENTIVE PROGRAM:
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IT'S ALL THANKS TO VERMONT'S
VACCINE INCENTIVE PROGRAM:
ANYONE WHO DOESN'T GET A SHOT
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VACCINE INCENTIVE PROGRAM:
ANYONE WHO DOESN'T GET A SHOT
GETS A PERSONAL VISIT FROM
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ANYONE WHO DOESN'T GET A SHOT
GETS A PERSONAL VISIT FROM
BERNIE SANDERS.
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GETS A PERSONAL VISIT FROM
BERNIE SANDERS.
( AS BERNIE )
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BERNIE SANDERS.
( AS BERNIE )
"KNOCK-KNOCK, DING-DONG!
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( AS BERNIE )
"KNOCK-KNOCK, DING-DONG!
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR AND SHOW ME
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"KNOCK-KNOCK, DING-DONG!
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR AND SHOW ME
YOUR VACCINATION CARD!
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OPEN THE DAMN DOOR AND SHOW ME
YOUR VACCINATION CARD!
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY
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YOUR VACCINATION CARD!
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY
MITTENS!
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DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY
MITTENS!
AND OF AND WHILE I'M HERE I
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MITTENS!
AND OF AND WHILE I'M HERE I
GOTTA ASK.
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AND OF AND WHILE I'M HERE I
GOTTA ASK.
WHAT'S THE SOUP SITUATION IN
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GOTTA ASK.
WHAT'S THE SOUP SITUATION IN
THIS HOUSE?
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WHAT'S THE SOUP SITUATION IN
THIS HOUSE?
I SMELL NAVY BEAN.
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THIS HOUSE?
I SMELL NAVY BEAN.
DO NOT LIE TO ME!"
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I SMELL NAVY BEAN.
DO NOT LIE TO ME!"
WE'RE ALL ANTICIPATING THE
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DO NOT LIE TO ME!"
WE'RE ALL ANTICIPATING THE
SHOWDOWN, AMERICA'S JOE BIDEN
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WE'RE ALL ANTICIPATING THE
SHOWDOWN, AMERICA'S JOE BIDEN
VERSUS RUSSIAN PRESIDENT
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SHOWDOWN, AMERICA'S JOE BIDEN
VERSUS RUSSIAN PRESIDENT
VLADIMIR PUTIN, SEEN HERE
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VERSUS RUSSIAN PRESIDENT
VLADIMIR PUTIN, SEEN HERE
LAUGHING AT THE LAST JOKE YOU'LL
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VLADIMIR PUTIN, SEEN HERE
LAUGHING AT THE LAST JOKE YOU'LL
EVER TELL.
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LAUGHING AT THE LAST JOKE YOU'LL
EVER TELL.
BACK IN MARCH, BIDEN CALLED
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EVER TELL.
BACK IN MARCH, BIDEN CALLED
PUTIN A "KILLER," BUT YESTERDAY,
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BACK IN MARCH, BIDEN CALLED
PUTIN A "KILLER," BUT YESTERDAY,
THE DEFINITELY-A-MURDERER
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PUTIN A "KILLER," BUT YESTERDAY,
THE DEFINITELY-A-MURDERER
EXPLAINED THAT ALL THE BAD
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THE DEFINITELY-A-MURDERER
EXPLAINED THAT ALL THE BAD
THINGS HE IS ACCUSED OF,
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EXPLAINED THAT ALL THE BAD
THINGS HE IS ACCUSED OF,
AMERICANS DO, TOO.
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THINGS HE IS ACCUSED OF,
AMERICANS DO, TOO.
>> (translated): WE HAVE A
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AMERICANS DO, TOO.
>> (translated): WE HAVE A
SAYING: "DON'T BE MAD AT THE
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>> (translated): WE HAVE A
SAYING: "DON'T BE MAD AT THE
MIRROR IF YOU ARE UGLY.
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SAYING: "DON'T BE MAD AT THE
MIRROR IF YOU ARE UGLY.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
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MIRROR IF YOU ARE UGLY.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
PERSONALLY.
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IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
PERSONALLY.
BUT IF SOMEBODY BLAMES US FOR
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PERSONALLY.
BUT IF SOMEBODY BLAMES US FOR
SOMETHING, WHAT I SAY IS, WHY
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BUT IF SOMEBODY BLAMES US FOR
SOMETHING, WHAT I SAY IS, WHY
DON'T YOU LOOK AT YOURSELVES?
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SOMETHING, WHAT I SAY IS, WHY
DON'T YOU LOOK AT YOURSELVES?
YOU WILL SEE YOURSELVESIN THE
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DON'T YOU LOOK AT YOURSELVES?
YOU WILL SEE YOURSELVESIN THE
MIRROR, NOT US."
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YOU WILL SEE YOURSELVESIN THE
MIRROR, NOT US."
>> Stephen: MY FAVORITE SAYINGS
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MIRROR, NOT US."
>> Stephen: MY FAVORITE SAYINGS
ARE THE ONES THAT ARE
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>> Stephen: MY FAVORITE SAYINGS
ARE THE ONES THAT ARE
CONVOLUTED AND NEED A LOT OF
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ARE THE ONES THAT ARE
CONVOLUTED AND NEED A LOT OF
EXPLANATION.
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CONVOLUTED AND NEED A LOT OF
EXPLANATION.
( LAUGHTER )
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EXPLANATION.
( LAUGHTER )
REMINDS ME OF THE BEAUTIFUL
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( LAUGHTER )
REMINDS ME OF THE BEAUTIFUL
NEEDLEPOINT THROW PILLOW WE HAD
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REMINDS ME OF THE BEAUTIFUL
NEEDLEPOINT THROW PILLOW WE HAD
GROWING UP:
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NEEDLEPOINT THROW PILLOW WE HAD
GROWING UP:
"THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM,
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GROWING UP:
"THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM,
BECAUSE HE'S THERE BEFORE THE
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"THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM,
BECAUSE HE'S THERE BEFORE THE
BIRDS WHO ARE ON TIME, AND
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BECAUSE HE'S THERE BEFORE THE
BIRDS WHO ARE ON TIME, AND
THERE'S A FIXED NUMBER OF WORMS.
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BIRDS WHO ARE ON TIME, AND
THERE'S A FIXED NUMBER OF WORMS.
YOU ARE NOT A BIRD, BUT YOU CAN
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THERE'S A FIXED NUMBER OF WORMS.
YOU ARE NOT A BIRD, BUT YOU CAN
LEARN FROM BIRDS.
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YOU ARE NOT A BIRD, BUT YOU CAN
LEARN FROM BIRDS.
THEY ARE VALUABLE.
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LEARN FROM BIRDS.
THEY ARE VALUABLE.
IN FACT, IF YOU CAN GET ONE
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THEY ARE VALUABLE.
IN FACT, IF YOU CAN GET ONE
OF THEM IN YOUR HAND, THAT'S
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IN FACT, IF YOU CAN GET ONE
OF THEM IN YOUR HAND, THAT'S
WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH, WHICH IS
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OF THEM IN YOUR HAND, THAT'S
WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH, WHICH IS
A WHOLE 'NOTHER THING I DON'T
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WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH, WHICH IS
A WHOLE 'NOTHER THING I DON'T
EVEN HAVE TIME TO STITCH RIGHT
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A WHOLE 'NOTHER THING I DON'T
EVEN HAVE TIME TO STITCH RIGHT
NOW."
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EVEN HAVE TIME TO STITCH RIGHT
NOW."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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NOW."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
PUTIN ALSO OFFERED UP THE
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
PUTIN ALSO OFFERED UP THE
ULTIMATE INSULT TO THE
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PUTIN ALSO OFFERED UP THE
ULTIMATE INSULT TO THE
PRESIDENT.
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ULTIMATE INSULT TO THE
PRESIDENT.
>> ( translated): PRESIDENT
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PRESIDENT.
>> ( translated): PRESIDENT
BIDEN, OF COURSE,
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>> ( translated): PRESIDENT
BIDEN, OF COURSE,
IS RADICALLY DIFFERENT FROM
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BIDEN, OF COURSE,
IS RADICALLY DIFFERENT FROM
TRUMP, BECAUSE PRESIDENT BIDEN
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IS RADICALLY DIFFERENT FROM
TRUMP, BECAUSE PRESIDENT BIDEN
IS A CAREER MAN.
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TRUMP, BECAUSE PRESIDENT BIDEN
IS A CAREER MAN.
HE'S SPENT VIRTUALLY HIS ENTIRE
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IS A CAREER MAN.
HE'S SPENT VIRTUALLY HIS ENTIRE
ADULTHOOD IN POLITICS.
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HE'S SPENT VIRTUALLY HIS ENTIRE
ADULTHOOD IN POLITICS.
>> Stephen:
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ADULTHOOD IN POLITICS.
>> Stephen:
( AS PUTIN )
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>> Stephen:
( AS PUTIN )
"UNLIKE ME, WHO SPENT 17 YEARS
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( AS PUTIN )
"UNLIKE ME, WHO SPENT 17 YEARS
AS K.G.B. SPY.
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"UNLIKE ME, WHO SPENT 17 YEARS
AS K.G.B. SPY.
YOU CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE
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AS K.G.B. SPY.
YOU CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE
AVERAGE MAN UNTIL YOU'VE SPRAYED
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YOU CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE
AVERAGE MAN UNTIL YOU'VE SPRAYED
NERVE GAS IN HIS UNDERWEAR."
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AVERAGE MAN UNTIL YOU'VE SPRAYED
NERVE GAS IN HIS UNDERWEAR."
( LAUGHTER )
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NERVE GAS IN HIS UNDERWEAR."
( LAUGHTER )
BUT BIDEN IS NOT GOING TO BE
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( LAUGHTER )
BUT BIDEN IS NOT GOING TO BE
INTIMIDATED.
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BUT BIDEN IS NOT GOING TO BE
INTIMIDATED.
>> IN A WEEKEND INTERVIEW,
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INTIMIDATED.
>> IN A WEEKEND INTERVIEW,
VLADIMIR PUTIN LAUGHED AT THE
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>> IN A WEEKEND INTERVIEW,
VLADIMIR PUTIN LAUGHED AT THE
SUGGESTION THAT YOU HAD
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VLADIMIR PUTIN LAUGHED AT THE
SUGGESTION THAT YOU HAD
CALLED HIM A KILLER.
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SUGGESTION THAT YOU HAD
CALLED HIM A KILLER.
IS THAT STILL YOUR BELIEF, SIR,
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CALLED HIM A KILLER.
IS THAT STILL YOUR BELIEF, SIR,
THAT HE IS A KILLER?
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IS THAT STILL YOUR BELIEF, SIR,
THAT HE IS A KILLER?
( LAUGHS )
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THAT HE IS A KILLER?
( LAUGHS )
>> TO ANSWER THE FIRST QUESTION
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( LAUGHS )
>> TO ANSWER THE FIRST QUESTION
( LAUGHS )
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>> TO ANSWER THE FIRST QUESTION
( LAUGHS )
I AM LAUGHING, TOO.
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( LAUGHS )
I AM LAUGHING, TOO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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I AM LAUGHING, TOO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I'M LAUGHING TOO.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I'M LAUGHING TOO.
I JUST REMEMBERED A BZOOKA JOE
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>> Stephen: I'M LAUGHING TOO.
I JUST REMEMBERED A BZOOKA JOE
COMIC FROM A GUM I CHEWED IN
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I JUST REMEMBERED A BZOOKA JOE
COMIC FROM A GUM I CHEWED IN
1972.
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COMIC FROM A GUM I CHEWED IN
1972.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKIN'
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1972.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKIN'
ABOUT?"
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKIN'
ABOUT?"
SPEAKING OF ENEMIES OF THE
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ABOUT?"
SPEAKING OF ENEMIES OF THE
UNITED STATES, THERE'S SOME
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SPEAKING OF ENEMIES OF THE
UNITED STATES, THERE'S SOME
UPDATES ON THE CAPITOL RIOTERS.
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UNITED STATES, THERE'S SOME
UPDATES ON THE CAPITOL RIOTERS.
AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
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UPDATES ON THE CAPITOL RIOTERS.
AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
IN TONIGHT'S "SEDITIONIST
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AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
IN TONIGHT'S "SEDITIONIST
ROUND-UP ROUNDUP."
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IN TONIGHT'S "SEDITIONIST
ROUND-UP ROUNDUP."
>> I AM NOT A-MOOOOOS-ED BY THIS
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ROUND-UP ROUNDUP."
>> I AM NOT A-MOOOOOS-ED BY THIS
BULL!
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>> I AM NOT A-MOOOOOS-ED BY THIS
BULL!
>> Stephen: FIRST UP IN THE
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BULL!
>> Stephen: FIRST UP IN THE
ROUND-UP:
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>> Stephen: FIRST UP IN THE
ROUND-UP:
NEW HAMPSHIRE NATIVE AND GUY
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ROUND-UP:
NEW HAMPSHIRE NATIVE AND GUY
TEACHING A CRYPTOCURRENCY CLASS
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NEW HAMPSHIRE NATIVE AND GUY
TEACHING A CRYPTOCURRENCY CLASS
FROM HIS MOM'S BASEMENT, JASON
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TEACHING A CRYPTOCURRENCY CLASS
FROM HIS MOM'S BASEMENT, JASON
RIDDLE.
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FROM HIS MOM'S BASEMENT, JASON
RIDDLE.
EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ARRESTED BACK
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RIDDLE.
EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ARRESTED BACK
IN FEBRUARY FOR HIS PART IN THE
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EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ARRESTED BACK
IN FEBRUARY FOR HIS PART IN THE
RIOT, ON SUNDAY, RIDDLE
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IN FEBRUARY FOR HIS PART IN THE
RIOT, ON SUNDAY, RIDDLE
ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS RUNNING TO
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RIOT, ON SUNDAY, RIDDLE
ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS RUNNING TO
SERVE AS THE HOUSE
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ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS RUNNING TO
SERVE AS THE HOUSE
REPRESENTATIVE FOR NEW
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SERVE AS THE HOUSE
REPRESENTATIVE FOR NEW
HAMPSHIRE'S SECOND CONGRESSIONAL
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REPRESENTATIVE FOR NEW
HAMPSHIRE'S SECOND CONGRESSIONAL
DISTRICT.
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HAMPSHIRE'S SECOND CONGRESSIONAL
DISTRICT.
( BOOING )
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DISTRICT.
( BOOING )
BUT RIDDLE DID NOT KNOW THAT:
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( BOOING )
BUT RIDDLE DID NOT KNOW THAT:
>> Reporter: HE SAYS HE'S
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BUT RIDDLE DID NOT KNOW THAT:
>> Reporter: HE SAYS HE'S
RUNNING AGAINST DEMOCRAT ANNIE
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>> Reporter: HE SAYS HE'S
RUNNING AGAINST DEMOCRAT ANNIE
KUSTER IN THE 2022 MIDTERM
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RUNNING AGAINST DEMOCRAT ANNIE
KUSTER IN THE 2022 MIDTERM
ELECTIONS.
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KUSTER IN THE 2022 MIDTERM
ELECTIONS.
KUSTER IS CURRENTLY IN HER FIFTH
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ELECTIONS.
KUSTER IS CURRENTLY IN HER FIFTH
TERM AS A U.S. CONGRESSWOMAN
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KUSTER IS CURRENTLY IN HER FIFTH
TERM AS A U.S. CONGRESSWOMAN
REPRESENTING NEW HAMPSHIRE'S
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TERM AS A U.S. CONGRESSWOMAN
REPRESENTING NEW HAMPSHIRE'S
SECOND DISTRICT.
330
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REPRESENTING NEW HAMPSHIRE'S
SECOND DISTRICT.
>> I THOUGHT ANN WAS A STATE
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SECOND DISTRICT.
>> I THOUGHT ANN WAS A STATE
REPRESENTATIVE.
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>> I THOUGHT ANN WAS A STATE
REPRESENTATIVE.
>> Reporter: NO.
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REPRESENTATIVE.
>> Reporter: NO.
SO A STATE REP IS IN THE STATE
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>> Reporter: NO.
SO A STATE REP IS IN THE STATE
HOUSE IN CONCORD.
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SO A STATE REP IS IN THE STATE
HOUSE IN CONCORD.
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT ANN IS!
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HOUSE IN CONCORD.
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT ANN IS!
>> Reporter: NO, NO, NO.
337
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>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT ANN IS!
>> Reporter: NO, NO, NO.
SHE'S IN WASHINGTON.
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>> Reporter: NO, NO, NO.
SHE'S IN WASHINGTON.
>> OH, WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA RUN
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SHE'S IN WASHINGTON.
>> OH, WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA RUN
AGAINST THAT THEN.
340
00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:01,026
>> OH, WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA RUN
AGAINST THAT THEN.
( LAUGHTER )
341
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,460
AGAINST THAT THEN.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: EXPLAINS HIS
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( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: EXPLAINS HIS
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN:
343
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:03,695
>> Stephen: EXPLAINS HIS
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN:
"JASON RIDDLE FOR...
344
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,796
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN:
"JASON RIDDLE FOR...
I DUNNO.
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00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,098
"JASON RIDDLE FOR...
I DUNNO.
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE!"
346
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:07,465
I DUNNO.
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE!"
( LAUGHTER )
347
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,234
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE!"
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
348
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,835
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
NEXT UP--
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( APPLAUSE )
NEXT UP--
( APPLAUSE )
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NEXT UP--
( APPLAUSE )
A LITTLE RESEARCH.
351
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,506
( APPLAUSE )
A LITTLE RESEARCH.
>> Jon: YOU GOTTA DO YOUR
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A LITTLE RESEARCH.
>> Jon: YOU GOTTA DO YOUR
RESEARCH.
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>> Jon: YOU GOTTA DO YOUR
RESEARCH.
>> Stephen: NEXT UP, REMEMBER
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RESEARCH.
>> Stephen: NEXT UP, REMEMBER
THIS GUY WHO PUT HIS FEET ON
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>> Stephen: NEXT UP, REMEMBER
THIS GUY WHO PUT HIS FEET ON
NANCY PELOSI'S DESK?
356
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,883
THIS GUY WHO PUT HIS FEET ON
NANCY PELOSI'S DESK?
( BOOING
357
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,217
NANCY PELOSI'S DESK?
( BOOING
( YOU EVIDENTLY DO.
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00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,219
( BOOING
( YOU EVIDENTLY DO.
( LAUGHTER )
359
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:28,887
( YOU EVIDENTLY DO.
( LAUGHTER )
THAT'S RICHARD "BIGO" BARNETT, A
360
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:29,988
( LAUGHTER )
THAT'S RICHARD "BIGO" BARNETT, A
SELF-AVOWED WHITE NATIONALIST,
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THAT'S RICHARD "BIGO" BARNETT, A
SELF-AVOWED WHITE NATIONALIST,
WHO ON SUNDAY APPEARED ON
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SELF-AVOWED WHITE NATIONALIST,
WHO ON SUNDAY APPEARED ON
RUSSIAN STATE TV.
363
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:36,928
WHO ON SUNDAY APPEARED ON
RUSSIAN STATE TV.
HE HIT-- HE HIT ALL THE RUSSIAN
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00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:37,696
RUSSIAN STATE TV.
HE HIT-- HE HIT ALL THE RUSSIAN
SUNDAY SHOWS:
365
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,797
HE HIT-- HE HIT ALL THE RUSSIAN
SUNDAY SHOWS:
"OPPRESS THE NATION,"
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00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:42,834
SUNDAY SHOWS:
"OPPRESS THE NATION,"
"MURDER THE PRESS,"
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00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,837
"OPPRESS THE NATION,"
"MURDER THE PRESS,"
pAND, "FOX NEWS SUNDAY."
368
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:46,671
"MURDER THE PRESS,"
pAND, "FOX NEWS SUNDAY."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
369
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,106
pAND, "FOX NEWS SUNDAY."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
JUST KIDDING, CHRIS.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
JUST KIDDING, CHRIS.
I LOVE YOU, CHRIS.
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JUST KIDDING, CHRIS.
I LOVE YOU, CHRIS.
PLEASE COME BACK.
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I LOVE YOU, CHRIS.
PLEASE COME BACK.
NEXT UP, THE FIRST RIOTERS TO
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PLEASE COME BACK.
NEXT UP, THE FIRST RIOTERS TO
PLEAD GUILTY TO A MISDEMEANOR
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NEXT UP, THE FIRST RIOTERS TO
PLEAD GUILTY TO A MISDEMEANOR
ARE JOSHUA AND JESSICA BUSTLE,
375
00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,884
PLEAD GUILTY TO A MISDEMEANOR
ARE JOSHUA AND JESSICA BUSTLE,
A MARRIED COUPLE FROM VIRGINIA.
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ARE JOSHUA AND JESSICA BUSTLE,
A MARRIED COUPLE FROM VIRGINIA.
YES, FOR THEIR WEDDING, THEY
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A MARRIED COUPLE FROM VIRGINIA.
YES, FOR THEIR WEDDING, THEY
WERE REGISTERED AT "THE KNOT,"
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00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,523
YES, FOR THEIR WEDDING, THEY
WERE REGISTERED AT "THE KNOT,"
ALSO "THE KNOOSE."
379
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,026
WERE REGISTERED AT "THE KNOT,"
ALSO "THE KNOOSE."
( LAUGHTER )
380
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,761
ALSO "THE KNOOSE."
( LAUGHTER )
THE BUSTLES-- WOW.
381
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,831
( LAUGHTER )
THE BUSTLES-- WOW.
DON'T BE MEAN TO MIKE PENCE,
382
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:13,031
THE BUSTLES-- WOW.
DON'T BE MEAN TO MIKE PENCE,
STEVE!
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DON'T BE MEAN TO MIKE PENCE,
STEVE!
GOOD GUY.
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00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,102
STEVE!
GOOD GUY.
THE BUSTLES PLED GUILTY TO
385
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,037
GOOD GUY.
THE BUSTLES PLED GUILTY TO
UNLAWFUL DEMONSTRATION AFTER
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00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,405
THE BUSTLES PLED GUILTY TO
UNLAWFUL DEMONSTRATION AFTER
JOSHUA FILMED JESSICA INSIDE THE
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00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:20,805
UNLAWFUL DEMONSTRATION AFTER
JOSHUA FILMED JESSICA INSIDE THE
CAPITOL BUILDING.
388
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,807
JOSHUA FILMED JESSICA INSIDE THE
CAPITOL BUILDING.
SHE ALSO POSTED A LOT OF ANGRY
389
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,442
CAPITOL BUILDING.
SHE ALSO POSTED A LOT OF ANGRY
STUFF ABOUT VACCINES ON
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00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,311
SHE ALSO POSTED A LOT OF ANGRY
STUFF ABOUT VACCINES ON
FACEBOOK, BUT IN COURT, JESSICA
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00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,546
STUFF ABOUT VACCINES ON
FACEBOOK, BUT IN COURT, JESSICA
ADDED, "I'M ADMITTING GUILT TO
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00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,415
FACEBOOK, BUT IN COURT, JESSICA
ADDED, "I'M ADMITTING GUILT TO
THE THINGS THAT I SAID, AND I'M
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00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,217
ADDED, "I'M ADMITTING GUILT TO
THE THINGS THAT I SAID, AND I'M
SORRY FOR SAYING THEM.
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00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,418
THE THINGS THAT I SAID, AND I'M
SORRY FOR SAYING THEM.
THERE WERE ALSO OTHER THINGS
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00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,454
SORRY FOR SAYING THEM.
THERE WERE ALSO OTHER THINGS
THAT WERE SAID IN POSTS THAT
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00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:36,988
THERE WERE ALSO OTHER THINGS
THAT WERE SAID IN POSTS THAT
WERE KIND, LIKE 'PRAY FOR
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00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:37,689
THAT WERE SAID IN POSTS THAT
WERE KIND, LIKE 'PRAY FOR
AMERICA,' THAT WEREN'T
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00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,991
WERE KIND, LIKE 'PRAY FOR
AMERICA,' THAT WEREN'T
INCLUDED."
399
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:40,859
AMERICA,' THAT WEREN'T
INCLUDED."
( LAUGHTER )
400
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,960
INCLUDED."
( LAUGHTER )
THAT'S LIKE A MURDERER ADMITTING
401
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,361
( LAUGHTER )
THAT'S LIKE A MURDERER ADMITTING
HE STABBED A GUY, BUT HE WANTS
402
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,462
THAT'S LIKE A MURDERER ADMITTING
HE STABBED A GUY, BUT HE WANTS
CREDIT BECAUSE AFTERWARDS HE
403
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,831
HE STABBED A GUY, BUT HE WANTS
CREDIT BECAUSE AFTERWARDS HE
WROTE, "DON'T DO DRUGS."
404
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:47,999
CREDIT BECAUSE AFTERWARDS HE
WROTE, "DON'T DO DRUGS."
( LAUGHTER )
405
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:48,633
WROTE, "DON'T DO DRUGS."
( LAUGHTER )
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
406
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,635
( LAUGHTER )
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
407
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,371
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
408
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,340
TONIGHT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MY GUESTS ARE DR. SANJAY GUPTA
409
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:59,444
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MY GUESTS ARE DR. SANJAY GUPTA
AND RITA MORENO.
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00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:03,081
MY GUESTS ARE DR. SANJAY GUPTA
AND RITA MORENO.
BUT WHEN WE RETURN,s OH, WE
411
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:07,285
AND RITA MORENO.
BUT WHEN WE RETURN,s OH, WE
HAVE SUCH A GREAT SECOND ACT FOR
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00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,987
BUT WHEN WE RETURN,s OH, WE
HAVE SUCH A GREAT SECOND ACT FOR
YOU, "QUARANTINE-WHILE."
413
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,356
HAVE SUCH A GREAT SECOND ACT FOR
YOU, "QUARANTINE-WHILE."
STICK AROUND.
414
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,424
YOU, "QUARANTINE-WHILE."
STICK AROUND.
♪ ♪ ♪
415
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:34,546
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK!
416
00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,948
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK!
GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND
417
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,449
WELCOME BACK!
GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND
STAY HUMAN.
418
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:45,290
GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND
STAY HUMAN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
419
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:49,227
STAY HUMAN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Jon: AAAAHHH!
420
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:49,661
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Jon: AAAAHHH!
( APPLAUSE )
421
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,395
>> Jon: AAAAHHH!
( APPLAUSE )
THERE'S A VIBE.
422
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,362
( APPLAUSE )
THERE'S A VIBE.
>> Stephen: I WAS JUST
423
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,064
THERE'S A VIBE.
>> Stephen: I WAS JUST
SAYING-- JON, I WAS JUST SAYING
424
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,266
>> Stephen: I WAS JUST
SAYING-- JON, I WAS JUST SAYING
THAT, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
425
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,235
SAYING-- JON, I WAS JUST SAYING
THAT, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT A JOY IT IS TO DO THE SHOW
426
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,436
THAT, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT A JOY IT IS TO DO THE SHOW
FOR A LIVE AUDIENCE.
427
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,805
WHAT A JOY IT IS TO DO THE SHOW
FOR A LIVE AUDIENCE.
I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT I DID FOR,
428
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,307
FOR A LIVE AUDIENCE.
I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT I DID FOR,
LIKE, 35 YEARS AND NOT HAVING IT
429
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,808
I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT I DID FOR,
LIKE, 35 YEARS AND NOT HAVING IT
FOR A YEAR WAS REALLY WEIRD.
430
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,877
LIKE, 35 YEARS AND NOT HAVING IT
FOR A YEAR WAS REALLY WEIRD.
BUT WHAT I DIDN'T EXPECT WAS TO
431
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,912
FOR A YEAR WAS REALLY WEIRD.
BUT WHAT I DIDN'T EXPECT WAS TO
HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH EASIERED
432
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,380
BUT WHAT I DIDN'T EXPECT WAS TO
HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH EASIERED
IT TO DO IT FOR PEOPLE THAN NOT
433
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:09,848
HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH EASIERED
IT TO DO IT FOR PEOPLE THAN NOT
FOR PEOPLE.
434
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:10,582
IT TO DO IT FOR PEOPLE THAN NOT
FOR PEOPLE.
( LAUGHTER )
435
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,517
FOR PEOPLE.
( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE WE HAD TO DO IT FOR SO
436
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:12,851
( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE WE HAD TO DO IT FOR SO
LONG--
437
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,485
BECAUSE WE HAD TO DO IT FOR SO
LONG--
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
438
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:18,456
LONG--
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I MEAN, I GUESS-- HOW ABOUT
439
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:18,656
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I MEAN, I GUESS-- HOW ABOUT
THIS?
440
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,859
I MEAN, I GUESS-- HOW ABOUT
THIS?
I GUESS "EASY" ISN'T THE WORD.
441
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,093
THIS?
I GUESS "EASY" ISN'T THE WORD.
IT TAKES ENERGY TO THROW STUFF
442
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,494
I GUESS "EASY" ISN'T THE WORD.
IT TAKES ENERGY TO THROW STUFF
AT THE AUDIENCE, BUT THEY GIVE
443
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,262
IT TAKES ENERGY TO THROW STUFF
AT THE AUDIENCE, BUT THEY GIVE
IT BACK, YOU KNOW.
444
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,630
AT THE AUDIENCE, BUT THEY GIVE
IT BACK, YOU KNOW.
IT'S A RELATIONSHIP, WHICH I
445
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:25,964
IT BACK, YOU KNOW.
IT'S A RELATIONSHIP, WHICH I
REALLY LOVE.
446
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:26,297
IT'S A RELATIONSHIP, WHICH I
REALLY LOVE.
>> Jon: YES.
447
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,665
REALLY LOVE.
>> Jon: YES.
>> Stephen: AND I WAS JUST
448
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:27,966
>> Jon: YES.
>> Stephen: AND I WAS JUST
WONDERING--
449
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:28,833
>> Stephen: AND I WAS JUST
WONDERING--
( APPLAUSE )
450
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,101
WONDERING--
( APPLAUSE )
I'M JUST WONDERING FOR Y'ALL
451
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,903
( APPLAUSE )
I'M JUST WONDERING FOR Y'ALL
OVER THERE, I MEAN, YOU'RE ALL
452
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,338
I'M JUST WONDERING FOR Y'ALL
OVER THERE, I MEAN, YOU'RE ALL
LIVE PERFORMERS.
453
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,606
OVER THERE, I MEAN, YOU'RE ALL
LIVE PERFORMERS.
WHAT IS THIS LIKE FOR YOU TO BE
454
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,841
LIVE PERFORMERS.
WHAT IS THIS LIKE FOR YOU TO BE
BACK IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE?
455
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,509
WHAT IS THIS LIKE FOR YOU TO BE
BACK IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE?
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.
456
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,246
BACK IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE?
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.
IT'S A RECIPROCAL EMOTIONAL
457
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:41,579
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.
IT'S A RECIPROCAL EMOTIONAL
RELATIONSHIP.
458
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,080
IT'S A RECIPROCAL EMOTIONAL
RELATIONSHIP.
>> Stephen: YES, IT IS.
459
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:46,885
RELATIONSHIP.
>> Stephen: YES, IT IS.
( APPLAUSE )
460
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,353
>> Stephen: YES, IT IS.
( APPLAUSE )
>> Jon: WE-- WE DO THE SHOW
461
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,587
( APPLAUSE )
>> Jon: WE-- WE DO THE SHOW
WITH THE PEOPLE, THAT'S WHAT I
462
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,255
>> Jon: WE-- WE DO THE SHOW
WITH THE PEOPLE, THAT'S WHAT I
WOULD SAY.
463
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,890
WITH THE PEOPLE, THAT'S WHAT I
WOULD SAY.
IT'S NOT JUST FOR THE PEOPLE.
464
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:52,924
WOULD SAY.
IT'S NOT JUST FOR THE PEOPLE.
IT'S WITH THE PEOPLE.
465
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,025
IT'S NOT JUST FOR THE PEOPLE.
IT'S WITH THE PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY
466
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:54,225
IT'S WITH THE PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY
RIGHT.
467
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,260
>> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY
RIGHT.
>> Jon: WHEN YOU GET BACK IN
468
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,327
RIGHT.
>> Jon: WHEN YOU GET BACK IN
YOU REALLY REMEMBER THAT.
469
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,095
>> Jon: WHEN YOU GET BACK IN
YOU REALLY REMEMBER THAT.
AND I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
470
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:57,862
YOU REALLY REMEMBER THAT.
AND I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
( LAUGHTER ).
471
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:01,032
AND I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: NO, NO, KNOCK
472
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:01,232
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: NO, NO, KNOCK
WOOD.
473
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:01,532
>> Stephen: NO, NO, KNOCK
WOOD.
KNOCK WOOD.
474
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,400
WOOD.
KNOCK WOOD.
( APPLAUSE )
475
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,501
KNOCK WOOD.
( APPLAUSE )
>> Jon: HERE WE GO.
476
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,969
( APPLAUSE )
>> Jon: HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO.
477
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,272
>> Jon: HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO.
( APPLAUSE )
478
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,407
HERE WE GO.
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WELL, I'M HAPPY TO
479
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:13,177
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WELL, I'M HAPPY TO
BE HERE BECAUSE, FOLKS.
480
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:17,148
>> Stephen: WELL, I'M HAPPY TO
BE HERE BECAUSE, FOLKS.
I SPEND A LOT OF TIME GATHERING
481
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:17,815
BE HERE BECAUSE, FOLKS.
I SPEND A LOT OF TIME GATHERING
THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL STORIES
482
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,316
I SPEND A LOT OF TIME GATHERING
THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL STORIES
ABOUT NATIONAL STUDIES,
483
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,317
THE FINEST, MOST TOPICAL STORIES
ABOUT NATIONAL STUDIES,
SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS, AND
484
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,319
ABOUT NATIONAL STUDIES,
SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS, AND
DRUNK MOOSE BREAKING INTO ICE
485
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,620
SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS, AND
DRUNK MOOSE BREAKING INTO ICE
CREAM SHOPS, ONLY TO HAVE A
486
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,755
DRUNK MOOSE BREAKING INTO ICE
CREAM SHOPS, ONLY TO HAVE A
PANDEMIC HIT, DURING WHICH I
487
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,290
CREAM SHOPS, ONLY TO HAVE A
PANDEMIC HIT, DURING WHICH I
TAKE THEM INTO A SAD, EMPTY
488
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,625
PANDEMIC HIT, DURING WHICH I
TAKE THEM INTO A SAD, EMPTY
LITTLE ROOM WHERE MY ONLY
489
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,929
TAKE THEM INTO A SAD, EMPTY
LITTLE ROOM WHERE MY ONLY
FRIENDS ARE ROBOT CAMERAS AND A
490
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,063
LITTLE ROOM WHERE MY ONLY
FRIENDS ARE ROBOT CAMERAS AND A
PURELL BOTTLE, AND I LET MYSELF
491
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:32,797
FRIENDS ARE ROBOT CAMERAS AND A
PURELL BOTTLE, AND I LET MYSELF
GO WHILE SLOWLY DESCENDING INTO
492
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:33,364
PURELL BOTTLE, AND I LET MYSELF
GO WHILE SLOWLY DESCENDING INTO
MADNESS AS I SHOVE MY SWEET
493
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,866
GO WHILE SLOWLY DESCENDING INTO
MADNESS AS I SHOVE MY SWEET
INNOCENT LITTLE JOKES INTO A
494
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,968
MADNESS AS I SHOVE MY SWEET
INNOCENT LITTLE JOKES INTO A
SEGMENT THAT I AM FORCED TO
495
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,037
INNOCENT LITTLE JOKES INTO A
SEGMENT THAT I AM FORCED TO
RENAME "QUARANTINE-WHILE."
496
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,138
SEGMENT THAT I AM FORCED TO
RENAME "QUARANTINE-WHILE."
BUT SOMETIMES, I CRAWL OUT OF
497
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,906
RENAME "QUARANTINE-WHILE."
BUT SOMETIMES, I CRAWL OUT OF
THE BROOM CLOSET AFTER 15
498
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,741
BUT SOMETIMES, I CRAWL OUT OF
THE BROOM CLOSET AFTER 15
MONTHS, POUR MYSELF BACK INTO A
499
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,343
THE BROOM CLOSET AFTER 15
MONTHS, POUR MYSELF BACK INTO A
SUIT, ASSEMBLE THE TOP TEAM IN
500
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,178
MONTHS, POUR MYSELF BACK INTO A
SUIT, ASSEMBLE THE TOP TEAM IN
THE BUSINESS, THE SWINGIN'EST
501
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,213
SUIT, ASSEMBLE THE TOP TEAM IN
THE BUSINESS, THE SWINGIN'EST
BAND IN LATE NIGHT, AND THE
502
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:49,914
THE BUSINESS, THE SWINGIN'EST
BAND IN LATE NIGHT, AND THE
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
503
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:57,322
BAND IN LATE NIGHT, AND THE
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
BEST DAMN AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD.
504
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,723
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
BEST DAMN AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD.
SO I CAN RETURN TO YOUR LOVING
505
00:15:58,725 --> 00:15:59,157
BEST DAMN AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD.
SO I CAN RETURN TO YOUR LOVING
ARMS THE KICK-ASS,
506
00:15:59,159 --> 00:15:59,657
SO I CAN RETURN TO YOUR LOVING
ARMS THE KICK-ASS,
PROPERLY-PRESENTED
507
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,658
ARMS THE KICK-ASS,
PROPERLY-PRESENTED
CELEBRATION OF MARGINAL NEWS
508
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,793
PROPERLY-PRESENTED
CELEBRATION OF MARGINAL NEWS
THAT IS MY SEGMENT:
509
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,696
CELEBRATION OF MARGINAL NEWS
THAT IS MY SEGMENT:
"MEANWHILE!"
510
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:05,396
THAT IS MY SEGMENT:
"MEANWHILE!"
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
511
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,066
"MEANWHILE!"
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THERE IT IS.
512
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:08,366
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THERE IT IS.
"MEANWHILE!"
513
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,768
THERE IT IS.
"MEANWHILE!"
IT HEALED A NATION.
514
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,270
"MEANWHILE!"
IT HEALED A NATION.
IT'S BACK, BABY!
515
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:16,708
IT HEALED A NATION.
IT'S BACK, BABY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
516
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:21,112
IT'S BACK, BABY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.
517
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,381
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.
IT'S A MILESTONE.
518
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,415
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.
IT'S A MILESTONE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
519
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:38,229
IT'S A MILESTONE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND, LO, IT HAS COME TO PASS!
520
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:49,407
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND, LO, IT HAS COME TO PASS!
MEANWHILE, IN MASSACHUSETTS,
521
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,174
AND, LO, IT HAS COME TO PASS!
MEANWHILE, IN MASSACHUSETTS,
A COMMERCIAL LOBSTER DIVER WAS
522
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:50,775
MEANWHILE, IN MASSACHUSETTS,
A COMMERCIAL LOBSTER DIVER WAS
SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A HUMPBACK
523
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:50,975
A COMMERCIAL LOBSTER DIVER WAS
SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A HUMPBACK
WHALE.
524
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:51,776
SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A HUMPBACK
WHALE.
REMINDS ME OF THAT FAMOUS BIBLE
525
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:52,377
WHALE.
REMINDS ME OF THAT FAMOUS BIBLE
STORY: "MICHAEL PACKARD, THE
526
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,244
REMINDS ME OF THAT FAMOUS BIBLE
STORY: "MICHAEL PACKARD, THE
COMMERCIAL LOBSTER DIVER, AND
527
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,178
STORY: "MICHAEL PACKARD, THE
COMMERCIAL LOBSTER DIVER, AND
THE WHALE."
528
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,813
COMMERCIAL LOBSTER DIVER, AND
THE WHALE."
THE GUY'S TOTALLY OKAY, AND
529
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:56,514
THE WHALE."
THE GUY'S TOTALLY OKAY, AND
APPARENTLY WAS TRAPPED IN ITS
530
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,417
THE GUY'S TOTALLY OKAY, AND
APPARENTLY WAS TRAPPED IN ITS
GULLET FOR NEARLY A MINUTE
531
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,352
APPARENTLY WAS TRAPPED IN ITS
GULLET FOR NEARLY A MINUTE
BEFORE BEING COUGHED BACK UP.
532
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,755
GULLET FOR NEARLY A MINUTE
BEFORE BEING COUGHED BACK UP.
THE FACT THAT HE TASTED BAD
533
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:08,359
BEFORE BEING COUGHED BACK UP.
THE FACT THAT HE TASTED BAD
SAVED HIS LIFE.
534
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,095
THE FACT THAT HE TASTED BAD
SAVED HIS LIFE.
THAT'S WHY I NEVER GO SWIMMING
535
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:14,932
SAVED HIS LIFE.
THAT'S WHY I NEVER GO SWIMMING
WITHOUT MY CILANTRO SHORTSZ.
536
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:15,833
THAT'S WHY I NEVER GO SWIMMING
WITHOUT MY CILANTRO SHORTSZ.
BUT NOW THAT THE ORDEAL IS OVER,
537
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,434
WITHOUT MY CILANTRO SHORTSZ.
BUT NOW THAT THE ORDEAL IS OVER,
MR. PACKARD HAS ONE REQUEST--
538
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,068
BUT NOW THAT THE ORDEAL IS OVER,
MR. PACKARD HAS ONE REQUEST--
THAT MATT DAMON PLAY HIM IN THE
539
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,202
MR. PACKARD HAS ONE REQUEST--
THAT MATT DAMON PLAY HIM IN THE
MOVIE.
540
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:18,803
THAT MATT DAMON PLAY HIM IN THE
MOVIE.
( LAUGHTER )
541
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,537
MOVIE.
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
542
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,406
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
REALLY!
543
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:28,079
( APPLAUSE )
REALLY!
WOW!
544
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,347
REALLY!
WOW!
A WHOLE MATT DAMON MOVIE, ABOUT
545
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,882
WOW!
A WHOLE MATT DAMON MOVIE, ABOUT
ONE MINUTE IN A WHALE'S MOUTH.
546
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,950
A WHOLE MATT DAMON MOVIE, ABOUT
ONE MINUTE IN A WHALE'S MOUTH.
MIGHT SEEM LIKE A STRETCH, BUT
547
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,219
ONE MINUTE IN A WHALE'S MOUTH.
MIGHT SEEM LIKE A STRETCH, BUT
HOLLYWOOD IS ALREADY DEVELOPING
548
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:39,357
MIGHT SEEM LIKE A STRETCH, BUT
HOLLYWOOD IS ALREADY DEVELOPING
"GOOD WILL HUMPBACK" AND
549
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:43,761
HOLLYWOOD IS ALREADY DEVELOPING
"GOOD WILL HUMPBACK" AND
"PUKING PRIVATE PRIVATE RYAN."
550
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:48,266
"GOOD WILL HUMPBACK" AND
"PUKING PRIVATE PRIVATE RYAN."
MEANWHILE, IN CELEBRITY NEWS,
551
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,033
"PUKING PRIVATE PRIVATE RYAN."
MEANWHILE, IN CELEBRITY NEWS,
MADE OUT AT A STEAMY,
552
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:49,500
MEANWHILE, IN CELEBRITY NEWS,
MADE OUT AT A STEAMY,
P.D.A.-PACKED DINNER.
553
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,334
MADE OUT AT A STEAMY,
P.D.A.-PACKED DINNER.
OH, MY GOD.
554
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,469
P.D.A.-PACKED DINNER.
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S 2004 ALL OVER AGAIN.
555
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,037
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S 2004 ALL OVER AGAIN.
THROW ME IN A VELOUR TRACKSUIT
556
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,373
IT'S 2004 ALL OVER AGAIN.
THROW ME IN A VELOUR TRACKSUIT
THAT SAYS "JUICY" ACROSS THE
557
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,741
THROW ME IN A VELOUR TRACKSUIT
THAT SAYS "JUICY" ACROSS THE
BUTT AND VOTE KERRY/EDWARDS CUZ
558
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,644
THAT SAYS "JUICY" ACROSS THE
BUTT AND VOTE KERRY/EDWARDS CUZ
I AM ALL IN ON BENNIFER!
559
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,512
BUTT AND VOTE KERRY/EDWARDS CUZ
I AM ALL IN ON BENNIFER!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
560
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,781
I AM ALL IN ON BENNIFER!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
561
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,916
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
THIS IS LIKE "GIGLI" IF PEOPLE
562
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:11,322
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
THIS IS LIKE "GIGLI" IF PEOPLE
HAD WANTED TO SEE IT.
563
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:16,327
THIS IS LIKE "GIGLI" IF PEOPLE
HAD WANTED TO SEE IT.
( LAUGHTER )
564
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,062
HAD WANTED TO SEE IT.
( LAUGHTER )
SOME "GIGLI" FANS HERE TONIGHT.
565
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,697
( LAUGHTER )
SOME "GIGLI" FANS HERE TONIGHT.
MAYBE ALL OF THE "GIGLI" FANS
566
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,333
SOME "GIGLI" FANS HERE TONIGHT.
MAYBE ALL OF THE "GIGLI" FANS
HERE TONIGHT.
567
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,702
MAYBE ALL OF THE "GIGLI" FANS
HERE TONIGHT.
MEANWHILE, BECAUSE OF STAFFING
568
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,472
HERE TONIGHT.
MEANWHILE, BECAUSE OF STAFFING
SHORTAGES,s THE T.S.A.
569
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,306
MEANWHILE, BECAUSE OF STAFFING
SHORTAGES,s THE T.S.A.
IS ASKING ITS OFFICE WORKERS TO
570
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:28,906
SHORTAGES,s THE T.S.A.
IS ASKING ITS OFFICE WORKERS TO
HELP OUT AT CHECKPOINTS THIS
571
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:29,140
IS ASKING ITS OFFICE WORKERS TO
HELP OUT AT CHECKPOINTS THIS
SUMMER.
572
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:29,841
HELP OUT AT CHECKPOINTS THIS
SUMMER.
OH, GOOD.
573
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:30,708
SUMMER.
OH, GOOD.
GET READY FOR A FULL PAT-DOWN
574
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,110
OH, GOOD.
GET READY FOR A FULL PAT-DOWN
FROM BRAD IN ACCOUNTING.
575
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:32,810
GET READY FOR A FULL PAT-DOWN
FROM BRAD IN ACCOUNTING.
( LAUGHTER )
576
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:33,511
FROM BRAD IN ACCOUNTING.
( LAUGHTER )
THE PROGRAM HAS ALREADY STARTED,
577
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,313
( LAUGHTER )
THE PROGRAM HAS ALREADY STARTED,
WITH THE T.S.A. SAYING THAT
578
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,081
THE PROGRAM HAS ALREADY STARTED,
WITH THE T.S.A. SAYING THAT
OFFICES "HAVE BEEN SENDING UP
579
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,649
WITH THE T.S.A. SAYING THAT
OFFICES "HAVE BEEN SENDING UP
VOLUNTEERS THROUGHOUT THE WEEK,
580
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,250
OFFICES "HAVE BEEN SENDING UP
VOLUNTEERS THROUGHOUT THE WEEK,
AND THEY'VE BEEN ACCEPTED TO
581
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:39,984
VOLUNTEERS THROUGHOUT THE WEEK,
AND THEY'VE BEEN ACCEPTED TO
DEPLOY."
582
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:43,788
AND THEY'VE BEEN ACCEPTED TO
DEPLOY."
"DEPLOY"?
583
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,691
DEPLOY."
"DEPLOY"?
CHILL OUT, T.S.A.
584
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:47,492
"DEPLOY"?
CHILL OUT, T.S.A.
IT'S THE SECURITY LINE AT
585
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,426
CHILL OUT, T.S.A.
IT'S THE SECURITY LINE AT
O'HARE, NOT VIETNAM.
586
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,362
IT'S THE SECURITY LINE AT
O'HARE, NOT VIETNAM.
( AS GRUFF SOLDIER )
587
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,396
O'HARE, NOT VIETNAM.
( AS GRUFF SOLDIER )
"I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK IN
588
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:53,464
( AS GRUFF SOLDIER )
"I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK IN
THAT MAN'S EYES WHEN I TOLD HIM
589
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,867
"I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK IN
THAT MAN'S EYES WHEN I TOLD HIM
HE HAD TO TAKE HIS SHOES OFF.
590
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:56,667
THAT MAN'S EYES WHEN I TOLD HIM
HE HAD TO TAKE HIS SHOES OFF.
WE LOST A LOT OF GOOD WATER
591
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,136
HE HAD TO TAKE HIS SHOES OFF.
WE LOST A LOT OF GOOD WATER
BOTTLES THAT DAY."
592
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:04,876
WE LOST A LOT OF GOOD WATER
BOTTLES THAT DAY."
( LAUGHTER )
593
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,277
BOTTLES THAT DAY."
( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE, BIG ECHIDNA NEWS,
594
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,212
( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE, BIG ECHIDNA NEWS,
BECAUSE "AUSTRALIAN RESEARCHERS
595
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,914
MEANWHILE, BIG ECHIDNA NEWS,
BECAUSE "AUSTRALIAN RESEARCHERS
HAVE DISCOVERED WHY ONLY TWO OF
596
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,482
BECAUSE "AUSTRALIAN RESEARCHERS
HAVE DISCOVERED WHY ONLY TWO OF
THE ECHIDNA'S FOUR PENIS HEADS
597
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,252
HAVE DISCOVERED WHY ONLY TWO OF
THE ECHIDNA'S FOUR PENIS HEADS
BECOME ERECT AT ONE TIME."
598
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,654
THE ECHIDNA'S FOUR PENIS HEADS
BECOME ERECT AT ONE TIME."
I'M GOING TO SAY YOU'RE BURYING
599
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,658
BECOME ERECT AT ONE TIME."
I'M GOING TO SAY YOU'RE BURYING
THE LEDE THERE, SCIENCE.
600
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,292
I'M GOING TO SAY YOU'RE BURYING
THE LEDE THERE, SCIENCE.
HOW CAN THE FACT THAT THIS
601
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,226
THE LEDE THERE, SCIENCE.
HOW CAN THE FACT THAT THIS
LITTLE GUY IS ROCKIN' FOUR DONGS
602
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,394
HOW CAN THE FACT THAT THIS
LITTLE GUY IS ROCKIN' FOUR DONGS
NOT BE THE HEADLINE?
603
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,295
LITTLE GUY IS ROCKIN' FOUR DONGS
NOT BE THE HEADLINE?
THAT'S LIKE REPORTING, "DEWEY
604
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,863
NOT BE THE HEADLINE?
THAT'S LIKE REPORTING, "DEWEY
DEFEATS TRUMAN AND HIS FOUR
605
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:26,531
THAT'S LIKE REPORTING, "DEWEY
DEFEATS TRUMAN AND HIS FOUR
PENISES, ONLY TWO OF THEM
606
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,299
DEFEATS TRUMAN AND HIS FOUR
PENISES, ONLY TWO OF THEM
ERECT!"
607
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,001
PENISES, ONLY TWO OF THEM
ERECT!"
( LAUGHTER )
608
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,537
ERECT!"
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
609
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,237
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
610
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,206
( APPLAUSE )
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
DR. SANJAY GUPTA.
611
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,440
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
DR. SANJAY GUPTA.
♪ ♪ ♪
612
00:19:44,516 --> 00:20:00,364
♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
613
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,701
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW."
614
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,702
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW."
MY FIRST GUEST HAS WORKED
615
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,937
WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW."
MY FIRST GUEST HAS WORKED
TIRELESSLY THROUGHOUT THE
616
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:06,571
MY FIRST GUEST HAS WORKED
TIRELESSLY THROUGHOUT THE
PANDEMIC TO DELIVER FACTS TO THE
617
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,205
TIRELESSLY THROUGHOUT THE
PANDEMIC TO DELIVER FACTS TO THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE AS CNN'S CHIEF
618
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,740
PANDEMIC TO DELIVER FACTS TO THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE AS CNN'S CHIEF
MEDICAL CORRESPONDENT.
619
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,642
AMERICAN PEOPLE AS CNN'S CHIEF
MEDICAL CORRESPONDENT.
THE LAST TIME HE WAS HERE IN THE
620
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,710
MEDICAL CORRESPONDENT.
THE LAST TIME HE WAS HERE IN THE
THEATER, THERE WAS NO AUDIENCE
621
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,746
THE LAST TIME HE WAS HERE IN THE
THEATER, THERE WAS NO AUDIENCE
TO GIVE HIM A PROPER WELCOME.
622
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,414
THEATER, THERE WAS NO AUDIENCE
TO GIVE HIM A PROPER WELCOME.
LET'S MAKE UP FOR THAT RIGHT
623
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,181
TO GIVE HIM A PROPER WELCOME.
LET'S MAKE UP FOR THAT RIGHT
NOW.
624
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,049
LET'S MAKE UP FOR THAT RIGHT
NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
625
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,917
NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," DR. SANJAY GUPTA!
626
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,085
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," DR. SANJAY GUPTA!
♪ ♪ ♪
627
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:37,902
SHOW," DR. SANJAY GUPTA!
♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
628
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,872
)
>> Stephen: SANJAY GUPTA,
EVERYBODY.
629
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:45,309
>> Stephen: SANJAY GUPTA,
EVERYBODY.
ISN'T THAT NICE?
630
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,077
EVERYBODY.
ISN'T THAT NICE?
>> WOW.
631
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:51,549
ISN'T THAT NICE?
>> WOW.
>> Stephen: NOW AND I HAVE
632
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,918
>> WOW.
>> Stephen: NOW AND I HAVE
SPOKEN A FEW TIMES OVER THE
633
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,087
>> Stephen: NOW AND I HAVE
SPOKEN A FEW TIMES OVER THE
COVID LOCKDOWN, OVER THE ZOOM
634
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:56,387
SPOKEN A FEW TIMES OVER THE
COVID LOCKDOWN, OVER THE ZOOM
INTERVIEWS.
635
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:56,754
COVID LOCKDOWN, OVER THE ZOOM
INTERVIEWS.
WHICH WAS GREAT.
636
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,322
INTERVIEWS.
WHICH WAS GREAT.
WE HAD A GOOD TIME TALKING TO
637
00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,757
WHICH WAS GREAT.
WE HAD A GOOD TIME TALKING TO
YOU, WE GOT INFORMATION OUT
638
00:20:59,759 --> 00:20:59,957
WE HAD A GOOD TIME TALKING TO
YOU, WE GOT INFORMATION OUT
THERE.
639
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,259
YOU, WE GOT INFORMATION OUT
THERE.
BUT THE THING THAT IS COMING
640
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,793
THERE.
BUT THE THING THAT IS COMING
BACK TO ME NOW, THE EMOTIONAL
641
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,462
BUT THE THING THAT IS COMING
BACK TO ME NOW, THE EMOTIONAL
MOMENT THAT I'M RELIVING WAS--
642
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,197
BACK TO ME NOW, THE EMOTIONAL
MOMENT THAT I'M RELIVING WAS--
YOU WERE MY LAST GUEST IN THIS
643
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:11,235
MOMENT THAT I'M RELIVING WAS--
YOU WERE MY LAST GUEST IN THIS
THEATER IN 2020, ON MARCH 12 OF
644
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:11,435
YOU WERE MY LAST GUEST IN THIS
THEATER IN 2020, ON MARCH 12 OF
2020.
645
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,037
THEATER IN 2020, ON MARCH 12 OF
2020.
WE HAD NO AUDIENCE.
646
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,972
2020.
WE HAD NO AUDIENCE.
THERE WERE SOME STAFF MEMBERS.
647
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,041
WE HAD NO AUDIENCE.
THERE WERE SOME STAFF MEMBERS.
I HAVE A PHOTO RIGHT HERE.
648
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:17,742
THERE WERE SOME STAFF MEMBERS.
I HAVE A PHOTO RIGHT HERE.
THERE YOU GO.
649
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,543
I HAVE A PHOTO RIGHT HERE.
THERE YOU GO.
WE HAD A FEW STAFF MEMBERS OUT
650
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,847
THERE YOU GO.
WE HAD A FEW STAFF MEMBERS OUT
IN THE AUDIENCE, AND JON BATISTE
651
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,949
WE HAD A FEW STAFF MEMBERS OUT
IN THE AUDIENCE, AND JON BATISTE
WAS AT THE PIANO, RIGHT, JON?
652
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:25,683
IN THE AUDIENCE, AND JON BATISTE
WAS AT THE PIANO, RIGHT, JON?
>> Jon: YUP.
653
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,718
WAS AT THE PIANO, RIGHT, JON?
>> Jon: YUP.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE AT THE
654
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,953
>> Jon: YUP.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE AT THE
PIANO, AND THAT WAS IT.
655
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,354
>> Stephen: YOU WERE AT THE
PIANO, AND THAT WAS IT.
AND WE LEANED ON YOU TO TELL US
656
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,189
PIANO, AND THAT WAS IT.
AND WE LEANED ON YOU TO TELL US
WHAT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE ABOUT
657
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,258
AND WE LEANED ON YOU TO TELL US
WHAT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE ABOUT
TO GO INTO.
658
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,259
WHAT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE ABOUT
TO GO INTO.
HOW-- HOW DO YOU THINK WE DID
659
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,795
TO GO INTO.
HOW-- HOW DO YOU THINK WE DID
FOR THE LAST 15 MONTHS?
660
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:38,362
HOW-- HOW DO YOU THINK WE DID
FOR THE LAST 15 MONTHS?
( LAUGHTER )
661
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:39,497
FOR THE LAST 15 MONTHS?
( LAUGHTER )
LOOKING BACK ON THAT NIGHT AND
662
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:43,467
( LAUGHTER )
LOOKING BACK ON THAT NIGHT AND
THE NEXT 15 MONTHS, WHAT'S YOUR
663
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,436
LOOKING BACK ON THAT NIGHT AND
THE NEXT 15 MONTHS, WHAT'S YOUR
TAKEAWAY FROM WHAT WE'VE
664
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:45,870
THE NEXT 15 MONTHS, WHAT'S YOUR
TAKEAWAY FROM WHAT WE'VE
EXPERIENCED?
665
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,271
TAKEAWAY FROM WHAT WE'VE
EXPERIENCED?
>> IT'S SO-- IT'S SO HARD TO
666
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,673
EXPERIENCED?
>> IT'S SO-- IT'S SO HARD TO
SORT OF PIECE THIS ALL TOGETHER,
667
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:49,473
>> IT'S SO-- IT'S SO HARD TO
SORT OF PIECE THIS ALL TOGETHER,
YOU KNOW, STEPHEN.
668
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,775
SORT OF PIECE THIS ALL TOGETHER,
YOU KNOW, STEPHEN.
I HAVE TO SAY, FIRST OF ALL, IT
669
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,677
YOU KNOW, STEPHEN.
I HAVE TO SAY, FIRST OF ALL, IT
IS REALLY WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.
670
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:55,780
I HAVE TO SAY, FIRST OF ALL, IT
IS REALLY WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.
I MEAN, IT JUST-- IT FEELS--
671
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:56,681
IS REALLY WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.
I MEAN, IT JUST-- IT FEELS--
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
672
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,082
I MEAN, IT JUST-- IT FEELS--
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE
673
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,050
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE
AN AUDIENCE BACK.
674
00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:01,385
>> Stephen: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE
AN AUDIENCE BACK.
>> I MEAN I THINK-- I THINK YOU
675
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:02,853
AN AUDIENCE BACK.
>> I MEAN I THINK-- I THINK YOU
FORGET WHAT YOU MISS, JUST BEING
676
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,722
>> I MEAN I THINK-- I THINK YOU
FORGET WHAT YOU MISS, JUST BEING
BATHED IN A SEA OF HUMANITY.
677
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,523
FORGET WHAT YOU MISS, JUST BEING
BATHED IN A SEA OF HUMANITY.
I LOVE THIS.
678
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:06,424
BATHED IN A SEA OF HUMANITY.
I LOVE THIS.
IT'S REALLY WONDERFUL.
679
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,658
I LOVE THIS.
IT'S REALLY WONDERFUL.
AND I THINK THERE WERE TIMES
680
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,693
IT'S REALLY WONDERFUL.
AND I THINK THERE WERE TIMES
OVER THIS PAST YEAR WHEN I
681
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:09,827
AND I THINK THERE WERE TIMES
OVER THIS PAST YEAR WHEN I
DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOING TO
682
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:10,428
OVER THIS PAST YEAR WHEN I
DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN AGAIN.
683
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,030
DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN AGAIN.
I KNEW THAT IT WOULD HAPPEN
684
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,432
HAPPEN AGAIN.
I KNEW THAT IT WOULD HAPPEN
AGAIN, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHEN.
685
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,667
I KNEW THAT IT WOULD HAPPEN
AGAIN, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHEN.
THE FUTURE JUST SORT OF LOOKED
686
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,601
AGAIN, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHEN.
THE FUTURE JUST SORT OF LOOKED
BLANK WHEN I LOOKED OUT THERE.
687
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,670
THE FUTURE JUST SORT OF LOOKED
BLANK WHEN I LOOKED OUT THERE.
IT WASN'T THAT IT WAS DARK OR
688
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:19,870
BLANK WHEN I LOOKED OUT THERE.
IT WASN'T THAT IT WAS DARK OR
LIGHT.
689
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:20,438
IT WASN'T THAT IT WAS DARK OR
LIGHT.
THERE WAS NOPTH THERE FOR A
690
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:20,805
LIGHT.
THERE WAS NOPTH THERE FOR A
PERIOD OF TIME.
691
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,373
THERE WAS NOPTH THERE FOR A
PERIOD OF TIME.
HOW DID WE DO?
692
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,841
PERIOD OF TIME.
HOW DID WE DO?
WELL, STEPHEN, I THINK-- I
693
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,176
HOW DID WE DO?
WELL, STEPHEN, I THINK-- I
REMEMBER YOU ASKING ME, "IS IT
694
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,210
WELL, STEPHEN, I THINK-- I
REMEMBER YOU ASKING ME, "IS IT
TIME TO PANIC?"
695
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:28,145
REMEMBER YOU ASKING ME, "IS IT
TIME TO PANIC?"
AND I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW THAT
696
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,146
TIME TO PANIC?"
AND I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW THAT
PANIC HAS A REAL PURPOSE.
697
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,381
AND I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW THAT
PANIC HAS A REAL PURPOSE.
WE NEED TO PLAN.
698
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:32,116
PANIC HAS A REAL PURPOSE.
WE NEED TO PLAN.
WE NEED TO DO THINGS."
699
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,452
WE NEED TO PLAN.
WE NEED TO DO THINGS."
AS YOU KNOW, STEPHEN, 600,000
700
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,186
WE NEED TO DO THINGS."
AS YOU KNOW, STEPHEN, 600,000
PEOPLE HAVE DIED.
701
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,455
AS YOU KNOW, STEPHEN, 600,000
PEOPLE HAVE DIED.
SO I AM STILL-- MY HEART IS
702
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,222
PEOPLE HAVE DIED.
SO I AM STILL-- MY HEART IS
STILL SO TIGHT.
703
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,824
SO I AM STILL-- MY HEART IS
STILL SO TIGHT.
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.
704
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,392
STILL SO TIGHT.
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.
I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO MARK
705
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,527
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.
I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO MARK
MOMENTS OF THIS PANDEMIC BY THIS
706
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,763
I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO MARK
MOMENTS OF THIS PANDEMIC BY THIS
SHOW BY SITTING WITH YOU, AS YOU
707
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,331
MOMENTS OF THIS PANDEMIC BY THIS
SHOW BY SITTING WITH YOU, AS YOU
SHOWED IN THAT PICTURE AND BEING
708
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,165
SHOW BY SITTING WITH YOU, AS YOU
SHOWED IN THAT PICTURE AND BEING
HERE TONIGHT.
709
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,267
SHOWED IN THAT PICTURE AND BEING
HERE TONIGHT.
BUT WE DIDN'T DO VERY WELL.
710
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,469
HERE TONIGHT.
BUT WE DIDN'T DO VERY WELL.
WE COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH
711
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,838
BUT WE DIDN'T DO VERY WELL.
WE COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH
BETTER, AND THAT MAKES IT REALLY
712
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:54,271
WE COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH
BETTER, AND THAT MAKES IT REALLY
HEARTBREAKING.
713
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,573
BETTER, AND THAT MAKES IT REALLY
HEARTBREAKING.
>> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE WORRIED
714
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:56,907
HEARTBREAKING.
>> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE WORRIED
ABOUT VARIANTS, STILL, MEANING
715
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:57,908
>> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE WORRIED
ABOUT VARIANTS, STILL, MEANING
PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
716
00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,343
ABOUT VARIANTS, STILL, MEANING
PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
TALKING ABOUT, SPECIFICALLY
717
00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,545
PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
TALKING ABOUT, SPECIFICALLY
SOMETHING RISING-- SOMETHING
718
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,180
TALKING ABOUT, SPECIFICALLY
SOMETHING RISING-- SOMETHING
CALLED THE DELTA VARIANT.
719
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,682
SOMETHING RISING-- SOMETHING
CALLED THE DELTA VARIANT.
WHAT IS THAT AND HOW CONCERNED
720
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:05,683
CALLED THE DELTA VARIANT.
WHAT IS THAT AND HOW CONCERNED
SHOULD I BE?
721
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,819
WHAT IS THAT AND HOW CONCERNED
SHOULD I BE?
>> SO DELTA VARIANT IS A VARIANT
722
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,488
SHOULD I BE?
>> SO DELTA VARIANT IS A VARIANT
SPREADING IN INDIA.
723
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,056
>> SO DELTA VARIANT IS A VARIANT
SPREADING IN INDIA.
THIS HAS CAUSED A LOT OF THE
724
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,891
SPREADING IN INDIA.
THIS HAS CAUSED A LOT OF THE
INCREASES IN THE U.K.
725
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,494
THIS HAS CAUSED A LOT OF THE
INCREASES IN THE U.K.
THE U.K. VARIANT IS NO LONGER
726
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,462
INCREASES IN THE U.K.
THE U.K. VARIANT IS NO LONGER
THE DOMINANT VARIANT IN THE U.K.
727
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:20,798
THE U.K. VARIANT IS NO LONGER
THE DOMINANT VARIANT IN THE U.K.
IT IS THE DELTA VARPT BECAUSE IT
728
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,033
THE DOMINANT VARIANT IN THE U.K.
IT IS THE DELTA VARPT BECAUSE IT
IS MORE PERMISSIBLE.
729
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,269
IT IS THE DELTA VARPT BECAUSE IT
IS MORE PERMISSIBLE.
ABOUT 10% HERE HAVE THE DELTA
730
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:25,669
IS MORE PERMISSIBLE.
ABOUT 10% HERE HAVE THE DELTA
VARIANT.
731
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:28,105
ABOUT 10% HERE HAVE THE DELTA
VARIANT.
IF YOU FOLLOW IT, IT SORT OF
732
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,240
VARIANT.
IF YOU FOLLOW IT, IT SORT OF
DOUBLES EVERY COUPLE OF WEEKS.
733
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,442
IF YOU FOLLOW IT, IT SORT OF
DOUBLES EVERY COUPLE OF WEEKS.
SO, YES, IT WILL BECOME DOMINANT
734
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,010
DOUBLES EVERY COUPLE OF WEEKS.
SO, YES, IT WILL BECOME DOMINANT
HERE JUST BY MATH, BECAUSE IT
735
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,546
SO, YES, IT WILL BECOME DOMINANT
HERE JUST BY MATH, BECAUSE IT
CROWDS OUT THE OTHER
736
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:36,147
HERE JUST BY MATH, BECAUSE IT
CROWDS OUT THE OTHER
LESS-TRANSMISSIBLE VARIANT.
737
00:23:36,149 --> 00:23:36,747
CROWDS OUT THE OTHER
LESS-TRANSMISSIBLE VARIANT.
>> Stephen: DOES THE VACCINE
738
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,348
LESS-TRANSMISSIBLE VARIANT.
>> Stephen: DOES THE VACCINE
STOP THE DELTA VARIANT?
739
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:39,483
>> Stephen: DOES THE VACCINE
STOP THE DELTA VARIANT?
>> YES, THE VACCINE WORKS WELL.
740
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:41,852
STOP THE DELTA VARIANT?
>> YES, THE VACCINE WORKS WELL.
IT HAS A LITTLE BIT OF A REDUCED
741
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,821
>> YES, THE VACCINE WORKS WELL.
IT HAS A LITTLE BIT OF A REDUCED
EFFECT AGAINST IT BUT IT WORKS
742
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:44,755
IT HAS A LITTLE BIT OF A REDUCED
EFFECT AGAINST IT BUT IT WORKS
WELL AGAINST THE DELTA.
743
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,357
EFFECT AGAINST IT BUT IT WORKS
WELL AGAINST THE DELTA.
>> Stephen: SO IF YOU HAVE THE
744
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:47,324
WELL AGAINST THE DELTA.
>> Stephen: SO IF YOU HAVE THE
VACCINE, YOU SHOULDN'T WHERE ARE
745
00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:48,859
>> Stephen: SO IF YOU HAVE THE
VACCINE, YOU SHOULDN'T WHERE ARE
ABOUT DEATH OR HOSPITALIZATION
746
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:49,360
VACCINE, YOU SHOULDN'T WHERE ARE
ABOUT DEATH OR HOSPITALIZATION
OF THE VARIANT?
747
00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:50,528
ABOUT DEATH OR HOSPITALIZATION
OF THE VARIANT?
>> THAT'S THE THING.
748
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,529
OF THE VARIANT?
>> THAT'S THE THING.
IF YOU'RE VACCINATED, I THINK
749
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:52,797
>> THAT'S THE THING.
IF YOU'RE VACCINATED, I THINK
YOU SHOULD FEEL PRETTY GOOD THAT
750
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,799
IF YOU'RE VACCINATED, I THINK
YOU SHOULD FEEL PRETTY GOOD THAT
YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO GET SICK OR
751
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:55,299
YOU SHOULD FEEL PRETTY GOOD THAT
YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO GET SICK OR
SPREAD IT.
752
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,901
YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO GET SICK OR
SPREAD IT.
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT, I HAVE TO
753
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,135
SPREAD IT.
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT, I HAVE TO
SAY, YOU SORT OF THOUGHT YOU GOT
754
00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,136
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT, I HAVE TO
SAY, YOU SORT OF THOUGHT YOU GOT
AWAY WITH IT.
755
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,505
SAY, YOU SORT OF THOUGHT YOU GOT
AWAY WITH IT.
"I DIDN'T GET INFECTED.
756
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,474
AWAY WITH IT.
"I DIDN'T GET INFECTED.
THIS THING IS IN THE REARVIEW
757
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:03,774
"I DIDN'T GET INFECTED.
THIS THING IS IN THE REARVIEW
MIRRORMENT.
758
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,210
THIS THING IS IN THE REARVIEW
MIRRORMENT.
THIS THING IS 60% MORE
759
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:06,911
MIRRORMENT.
THIS THING IS 60% MORE
TRANSMISSIBLE, ROUGHLY.
760
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,012
THIS THING IS 60% MORE
TRANSMISSIBLE, ROUGHLY.
THINGS YOU GOT AWAY WITH BEFORE
761
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:10,347
TRANSMISSIBLE, ROUGHLY.
THINGS YOU GOT AWAY WITH BEFORE
IF YOU WERE UNVACCINATED, YOU'RE
762
00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:11,916
THINGS YOU GOT AWAY WITH BEFORE
IF YOU WERE UNVACCINATED, YOU'RE
PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE A HARDER
763
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:12,116
IF YOU WERE UNVACCINATED, YOU'RE
PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE A HARDER
TIME.
764
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,851
PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE A HARDER
TIME.
>> Stephen: EVEN A BETTER
765
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,085
TIME.
>> Stephen: EVEN A BETTER
REASON TO GET THE SHOT NOW.
766
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,388
>> Stephen: EVEN A BETTER
REASON TO GET THE SHOT NOW.
>> EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO
767
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:17,855
REASON TO GET THE SHOT NOW.
>> EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO
THAT.
768
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:18,856
>> EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO
THAT.
THAT'S ANOTHER THING WE DIDN'T
769
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,224
THAT.
THAT'S ANOTHER THING WE DIDN'T
KNOW IN MARCH OF LAST YEAR THAT
770
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:21,459
THAT'S ANOTHER THING WE DIDN'T
KNOW IN MARCH OF LAST YEAR THAT
WE WOULD HAVE A VACCINE.
771
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:21,926
KNOW IN MARCH OF LAST YEAR THAT
WE WOULD HAVE A VACCINE.
>> Stephen: SO FAST.
772
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:25,062
WE WOULD HAVE A VACCINE.
>> Stephen: SO FAST.
>> SO FAST AND SO EFFECTIVE,
773
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:25,996
>> Stephen: SO FAST.
>> SO FAST AND SO EFFECTIVE,
90-PLUS PERCENT EFFECTIVE.
774
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,498
>> SO FAST AND SO EFFECTIVE,
90-PLUS PERCENT EFFECTIVE.
I DO NOT THINK WE CAN CELEBRATE
775
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,866
90-PLUS PERCENT EFFECTIVE.
I DO NOT THINK WE CAN CELEBRATE
THE ACHIEVEMENT OF THAT SCIENCE
776
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:29,266
I DO NOT THINK WE CAN CELEBRATE
THE ACHIEVEMENT OF THAT SCIENCE
ENOUGH.
777
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,634
THE ACHIEVEMENT OF THAT SCIENCE
ENOUGH.
IT WILL FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE
778
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:31,035
ENOUGH.
IT WILL FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE
SCIENCE.
779
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:35,039
IT WILL FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE
SCIENCE.
IT WILL CHANGE THE PACE.
780
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,974
SCIENCE.
IT WILL CHANGE THE PACE.
THE mRNA MAY BE THERAPIES FOR
781
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:37,541
IT WILL CHANGE THE PACE.
THE mRNA MAY BE THERAPIES FOR
ANCER IN THE FUTURE.
782
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:38,909
THE mRNA MAY BE THERAPIES FOR
ANCER IN THE FUTURE.
>> Stephen: AND I HAVE NEVER
783
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,679
ANCER IN THE FUTURE.
>> Stephen: AND I HAVE NEVER
GOTTEN A CLEARER SIGNAL ON MY
784
00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:42,880
>> Stephen: AND I HAVE NEVER
GOTTEN A CLEARER SIGNAL ON MY
5"G" PHONE BEFORE.
785
00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,482
GOTTEN A CLEARER SIGNAL ON MY
5"G" PHONE BEFORE.
IT'S AMAZING THE COVERAGE I GET.
786
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,550
5"G" PHONE BEFORE.
IT'S AMAZING THE COVERAGE I GET.
>> ALL THE EXTRA BENEFITS.
787
00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:47,751
IT'S AMAZING THE COVERAGE I GET.
>> ALL THE EXTRA BENEFITS.
>> Stephen: I HAVE TO ASK
788
00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:49,386
>> ALL THE EXTRA BENEFITS.
>> Stephen: I HAVE TO ASK
SOMETHING ON A LOT OF PEOPLE'S
789
00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:49,687
>> Stephen: I HAVE TO ASK
SOMETHING ON A LOT OF PEOPLE'S
MINDS.
790
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,155
SOMETHING ON A LOT OF PEOPLE'S
MINDS.
ONE OF THE THINGS SCIENCE DOES,
791
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,456
MINDS.
ONE OF THE THINGS SCIENCE DOES,
IT APPROACHES INFORMATION WITH
792
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,024
ONE OF THE THINGS SCIENCE DOES,
IT APPROACHES INFORMATION WITH
HUMILITY, AND CHANGES AS NEW
793
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:54,658
IT APPROACHES INFORMATION WITH
HUMILITY, AND CHANGES AS NEW
INFORMATION COMES IN.
794
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,694
HUMILITY, AND CHANGES AS NEW
INFORMATION COMES IN.
WHAT ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF THE
795
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,229
INFORMATION COMES IN.
WHAT ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF THE
CORONAVIRUS?
796
00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:00,164
WHAT ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF THE
CORONAVIRUS?
IS BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE,
797
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,665
CORONAVIRUS?
IS BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE,
INCLUDING A DEAR FRIEND OF
798
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,032
IS BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE,
INCLUDING A DEAR FRIEND OF
MINE--
799
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,101
INCLUDING A DEAR FRIEND OF
MINE--
>> YES, I HEARD.
800
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,336
MINE--
>> YES, I HEARD.
( LAUGHTER ).
801
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,103
>> YES, I HEARD.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BELIEVE THAT IT'S
802
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,405
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BELIEVE THAT IT'S
GOT TO BE THE WUHAN
803
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:09,106
>> Stephen: BELIEVE THAT IT'S
GOT TO BE THE WUHAN
CORONAVIRUS-- NOVEL CORONAVIRUS
804
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:09,406
GOT TO BE THE WUHAN
CORONAVIRUS-- NOVEL CORONAVIRUS
LAB.
805
00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,909
CORONAVIRUS-- NOVEL CORONAVIRUS
LAB.
WHY ELSE WOULD THEY NAME IT THAT
806
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,211
LAB.
WHY ELSE WOULD THEY NAME IT THAT
IF THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT?
807
00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:17,448
WHY ELSE WOULD THEY NAME IT THAT
IF THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT?
NOW, YOU'RE LAUGHING BUT I'M
808
00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:18,549
IF THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT?
NOW, YOU'RE LAUGHING BUT I'M
JUST CURIOUS WHAT YOU THINK OF
809
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:19,517
NOW, YOU'RE LAUGHING BUT I'M
JUST CURIOUS WHAT YOU THINK OF
THAT RATIONALE?
810
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,818
JUST CURIOUS WHAT YOU THINK OF
THAT RATIONALE?
AND IS THERE NEW INFORMATION?
811
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,020
THAT RATIONALE?
AND IS THERE NEW INFORMATION?
I KNOW THIS IDEA, THIS THEORY
812
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,122
AND IS THERE NEW INFORMATION?
I KNOW THIS IDEA, THIS THEORY
HAS BEEN UP-DRAFTED RECENTLY.
813
00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:27,024
I KNOW THIS IDEA, THIS THEORY
HAS BEEN UP-DRAFTED RECENTLY.
AND IS THERE ANY EVIDENCE?
814
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:27,825
HAS BEEN UP-DRAFTED RECENTLY.
AND IS THERE ANY EVIDENCE?
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE
815
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:28,025
AND IS THERE ANY EVIDENCE?
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE
RIGHT.
816
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:28,926
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE
RIGHT.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE
817
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:29,527
RIGHT.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE
TRUTH IS.
818
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:30,961
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE
TRUTH IS.
WHAT DO WE KNOW SO FAR.
819
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:31,729
TRUTH IS.
WHAT DO WE KNOW SO FAR.
>> YEAH --
820
00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,030
WHAT DO WE KNOW SO FAR.
>> YEAH --
>> Stephen: I DO WANT TO BE
821
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:33,797
>> YEAH --
>> Stephen: I DO WANT TO BE
RIGHT, THOUGH.
822
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,032
>> Stephen: I DO WANT TO BE
RIGHT, THOUGH.
( LAUGHTER ).
823
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,400
RIGHT, THOUGH.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> I THINK THAT THIS REALLY HAS
824
00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:37,468
( LAUGHTER ).
>> I THINK THAT THIS REALLY HAS
TO BE INVESTIGATED.
825
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:40,104
>> I THINK THAT THIS REALLY HAS
TO BE INVESTIGATED.
I MEAN I THINK-- THE LAB LEAK
826
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,239
TO BE INVESTIGATED.
I MEAN I THINK-- THE LAB LEAK
THEORY WAS DISMISSED BY A LOT OF
827
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,941
I MEAN I THINK-- THE LAB LEAK
THEORY WAS DISMISSED BY A LOT OF
PEOPLE AND USED FOR POLITICAL
828
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:45,576
THEORY WAS DISMISSED BY A LOT OF
PEOPLE AND USED FOR POLITICAL
SORT OF GAMESMANSHIP, WITHOUT
829
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:46,210
PEOPLE AND USED FOR POLITICAL
SORT OF GAMESMANSHIP, WITHOUT
ANY EVIDENCE.
830
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,278
SORT OF GAMESMANSHIP, WITHOUT
ANY EVIDENCE.
THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE THAT IT
831
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,579
ANY EVIDENCE.
THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE THAT IT
LEAKED FROM A LAB.
832
00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,047
THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE THAT IT
LEAKED FROM A LAB.
THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THAT IT
833
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,482
LEAKED FROM A LAB.
THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THAT IT
DIDN'T LEAK FROM A LAB.
834
00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:52,850
THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THAT IT
DIDN'T LEAK FROM A LAB.
IT'S SORT OF THE NATURE OF
835
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:53,217
DIDN'T LEAK FROM A LAB.
IT'S SORT OF THE NATURE OF
SCIENCE AGAIN.
836
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,518
IT'S SORT OF THE NATURE OF
SCIENCE AGAIN.
>> Stephen: WHY DOES IT COME
837
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,554
SCIENCE AGAIN.
>> Stephen: WHY DOES IT COME
BACK AROUND AGAIN, AND PEOPLE
838
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:59,790
>> Stephen: WHY DOES IT COME
BACK AROUND AGAIN, AND PEOPLE
LIKE ANTHONY FAUCI AND FRANCIS
839
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,325
BACK AROUND AGAIN, AND PEOPLE
LIKE ANTHONY FAUCI AND FRANCIS
COLININS ARE SAYING NO, IT
840
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:02,526
LIKE ANTHONY FAUCI AND FRANCIS
COLININS ARE SAYING NO, IT
SHOULD DEFINITELY BE
841
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:03,060
COLININS ARE SAYING NO, IT
SHOULD DEFINITELY BE
INVESTIGATED.
842
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,129
SHOULD DEFINITELY BE
INVESTIGATED.
>> I DID THIS INTERVIEW WITH
843
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:06,230
INVESTIGATED.
>> I DID THIS INTERVIEW WITH
ROBERT REDFIELD, WHO WAS HEAD OF
844
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,131
>> I DID THIS INTERVIEW WITH
ROBERT REDFIELD, WHO WAS HEAD OF
THE C.D.C. AT THE TIME, AND HE
845
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,766
ROBERT REDFIELD, WHO WAS HEAD OF
THE C.D.C. AT THE TIME, AND HE
CAME OUT AND SAID-- THIS WAS IN
846
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,367
THE C.D.C. AT THE TIME, AND HE
CAME OUT AND SAID-- THIS WAS IN
FEBRUARY OF THIS YEAR-- THAT HE
847
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:12,202
CAME OUT AND SAID-- THIS WAS IN
FEBRUARY OF THIS YEAR-- THAT HE
THINKS THAT'S LIKELY HOW THIS
848
00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:12,436
FEBRUARY OF THIS YEAR-- THAT HE
THINKS THAT'S LIKELY HOW THIS
ESCAPED.
849
00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:13,771
THINKS THAT'S LIKELY HOW THIS
ESCAPED.
AND HE'S SOMEONE WHO HAD ACCESS
850
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,339
ESCAPED.
AND HE'S SOMEONE WHO HAD ACCESS
TO WITHDRAW RAW INTELLIGENCE AND
851
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:15,906
AND HE'S SOMEONE WHO HAD ACCESS
TO WITHDRAW RAW INTELLIGENCE AND
RAW DATA.
852
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:16,974
TO WITHDRAW RAW INTELLIGENCE AND
RAW DATA.
AND WHEN YOU START TO LOOK AT
853
00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:18,609
RAW DATA.
AND WHEN YOU START TO LOOK AT
THE PIECES, LIKE WERE THERE
854
00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,978
AND WHEN YOU START TO LOOK AT
THE PIECES, LIKE WERE THERE
PEOPLE WHO GOT SICK IN THAT
855
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,346
THE PIECES, LIKE WERE THERE
PEOPLE WHO GOT SICK IN THAT
INSTITUTE OF I HAVEROLOGY?
856
00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:24,848
PEOPLE WHO GOT SICK IN THAT
INSTITUTE OF I HAVEROLOGY?
THEY GOT SICK IN
857
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:25,983
INSTITUTE OF I HAVEROLOGY?
THEY GOT SICK IN
OCTOBER-NOVEMBER TIME FRAME.
858
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:29,620
THEY GOT SICK IN
OCTOBER-NOVEMBER TIME FRAME.
THAT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE WE
859
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:33,490
OCTOBER-NOVEMBER TIME FRAME.
THAT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE WE
THOUGHT THIS DIDN'T START TO HIT
860
00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:34,692
THAT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE WE
THOUGHT THIS DIDN'T START TO HIT
UNTIL DECEMBER.
861
00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:37,194
THOUGHT THIS DIDN'T START TO HIT
UNTIL DECEMBER.
WAS IT CAUSED BY COVID OR
862
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:37,728
UNTIL DECEMBER.
WAS IT CAUSED BY COVID OR
SOMETHING ELSE?
863
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,763
WAS IT CAUSED BY COVID OR
SOMETHING ELSE?
WE FOUND OUT LOTS OF PERSONAL
864
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,098
SOMETHING ELSE?
WE FOUND OUT LOTS OF PERSONAL
PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT WAS BEING
865
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,800
WE FOUND OUT LOTS OF PERSONAL
PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT WAS BEING
PURCHASED IN CHINA FROM OTHER
866
00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:43,734
PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT WAS BEING
PURCHASED IN CHINA FROM OTHER
COUNTRIES, INCLUDING THE UNITED
867
00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:44,735
PURCHASED IN CHINA FROM OTHER
COUNTRIES, INCLUDING THE UNITED
STATES, AT LEAST 30 DAYS BEFORE
868
00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,637
COUNTRIES, INCLUDING THE UNITED
STATES, AT LEAST 30 DAYS BEFORE
THE REST OF THE WORLD WAS GIVEN
869
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:46,971
STATES, AT LEAST 30 DAYS BEFORE
THE REST OF THE WORLD WAS GIVEN
NOTICE.
870
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,772
THE REST OF THE WORLD WAS GIVEN
NOTICE.
DID THEY KNOW SOMETHING?
871
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:49,573
NOTICE.
DID THEY KNOW SOMETHING?
WAS SOMETHING KNOWN?
872
00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:51,408
DID THEY KNOW SOMETHING?
WAS SOMETHING KNOWN?
WE DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE TO SAY
873
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:54,745
WAS SOMETHING KNOWN?
WE DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE TO SAY
THAT THAT PROVES TO A LAB LEAK
874
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:55,412
WE DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE TO SAY
THAT THAT PROVES TO A LAB LEAK
THEORY.
875
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:56,280
THAT THAT PROVES TO A LAB LEAK
THEORY.
>> Stephen: THAT-- THAT POINTS
876
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:56,614
THEORY.
>> Stephen: THAT-- THAT POINTS
TO DECEPTION.
877
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:58,015
>> Stephen: THAT-- THAT POINTS
TO DECEPTION.
>> IT POINTS TO DECEPTION.
878
00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:58,916
TO DECEPTION.
>> IT POINTS TO DECEPTION.
>> Stephen: BUT IT DOESN'T
879
00:26:58,918 --> 00:26:59,583
>> IT POINTS TO DECEPTION.
>> Stephen: BUT IT DOESN'T
POINT TO--
880
00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:02,119
>> Stephen: BUT IT DOESN'T
POINT TO--
>> BUT WHY DECEPTION.
881
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:02,419
POINT TO--
>> BUT WHY DECEPTION.
ABSOLUTELY.
882
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,121
>> BUT WHY DECEPTION.
ABSOLUTELY.
THE IDEA THAT WAS
883
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,756
ABSOLUTELY.
THE IDEA THAT WAS
BIOMANUFACTURED ASAISE WEAPON
884
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,925
THE IDEA THAT WAS
BIOMANUFACTURED ASAISE WEAPON
SOMEHOW VERSUS AN ACCIDENTAL LAB
885
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:10,194
BIOMANUFACTURED ASAISE WEAPON
SOMEHOW VERSUS AN ACCIDENTAL LAB
LEAK VERSUS A NATURAL JUMP FROM
886
00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:10,961
SOMEHOW VERSUS AN ACCIDENTAL LAB
LEAK VERSUS A NATURAL JUMP FROM
ANIMALS TO HUMANS.
887
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,229
LEAK VERSUS A NATURAL JUMP FROM
ANIMALS TO HUMANS.
THOSE ARE REALLY THE THREE
888
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,397
ANIMALS TO HUMANS.
THOSE ARE REALLY THE THREE
THINGS ON THE TABLE.
889
00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:14,264
THOSE ARE REALLY THE THREE
THINGS ON THE TABLE.
THE BIOWEAPON PART OF IT, I
890
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:15,699
THINGS ON THE TABLE.
THE BIOWEAPON PART OF IT, I
THINK MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALLY
891
00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:16,467
THE BIOWEAPON PART OF IT, I
THINK MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALLY
THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
892
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,203
THINK MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALLY
THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
BUT THE IDEA THAT THIS VIRUS
893
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:20,304
THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
BUT THE IDEA THAT THIS VIRUS
COULD HAVE BEEN STUDIED IN THE
894
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,672
BUT THE IDEA THAT THIS VIRUS
COULD HAVE BEEN STUDIED IN THE
LAB, COULD HAVE BEEN
895
00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:22,940
COULD HAVE BEEN STUDIED IN THE
LAB, COULD HAVE BEEN
INCREASINGLY EXPOSED TO AM HAD
896
00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,108
LAB, COULD HAVE BEEN
INCREASINGLY EXPOSED TO AM HAD
CELLS, AND ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED
897
00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,909
INCREASINGLY EXPOSED TO AM HAD
CELLS, AND ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED
OUT OF THE LAB IS A THEORY THAT
898
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:28,846
CELLS, AND ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED
OUT OF THE LAB IS A THEORY THAT
I THINK IS VERY WORTHY OF
899
00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:29,413
OUT OF THE LAB IS A THEORY THAT
I THINK IS VERY WORTHY OF
INVESTIGATION.
900
00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:29,980
I THINK IS VERY WORTHY OF
INVESTIGATION.
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE:
901
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,315
INVESTIGATION.
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE:
TYPICALLY, WHEN A VIRUS JUMPS
902
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,883
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE:
TYPICALLY, WHEN A VIRUS JUMPS
FROM ANIMALS TO HUMANS, IT KIND
903
00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:33,784
TYPICALLY, WHEN A VIRUS JUMPS
FROM ANIMALS TO HUMANS, IT KIND
OF SPUTTERS ALONG.
904
00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:36,587
FROM ANIMALS TO HUMANS, IT KIND
OF SPUTTERS ALONG.
IT TAKES A WHILE FOR IT TO SORT
905
00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:38,322
OF SPUTTERS ALONG.
IT TAKES A WHILE FOR IT TO SORT
OF GAIN STEAM.
906
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,423
IT TAKES A WHILE FOR IT TO SORT
OF GAIN STEAM.
AS WAS EXPLAINED TO ME, THIS
907
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:40,924
OF GAIN STEAM.
AS WAS EXPLAINED TO ME, THIS
THING CAME OUT 90 MILES AN HOUR,
908
00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:43,093
AS WAS EXPLAINED TO ME, THIS
THING CAME OUT 90 MILES AN HOUR,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN JUST STARTED
909
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,294
THING CAME OUT 90 MILES AN HOUR,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN JUST STARTED
INFECTING WILDLY.
910
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:44,461
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN JUST STARTED
INFECTING WILDLY.
WHY?
911
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:45,729
INFECTING WILDLY.
WHY?
WELL, IF IT HAD BEEN STUDIED IN
912
00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:47,197
WHY?
WELL, IF IT HAD BEEN STUDIED IN
A LAB AND EXPOSED TO HUMAN CELLS
913
00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:49,266
WELL, IF IT HAD BEEN STUDIED IN
A LAB AND EXPOSED TO HUMAN CELLS
IT WAS BECOMING MORE AND MORE
914
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:49,566
A LAB AND EXPOSED TO HUMAN CELLS
IT WAS BECOMING MORE AND MORE
EFFICIENT.
915
00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:50,401
IT WAS BECOMING MORE AND MORE
EFFICIENT.
IT WAS BECOMING SMARTER AT THE
916
00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:51,835
EFFICIENT.
IT WAS BECOMING SMARTER AT THE
TIME THAT IT LEAKED.
917
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,103
IT WAS BECOMING SMARTER AT THE
TIME THAT IT LEAKED.
IT WAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
918
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:54,605
TIME THAT IT LEAKED.
IT WAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'VE BEEN
919
00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:57,975
IT WAS A HUGE PROBLEM.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'VE BEEN
INFORMING THE NATION, FOR THE
920
00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:00,511
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'VE BEEN
INFORMING THE NATION, FOR THE
WORLD ABOUT FACT VERSUS FICTION
921
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:01,712
INFORMING THE NATION, FOR THE
WORLD ABOUT FACT VERSUS FICTION
ABOUT COVID OVER THE PAST YEAR.
922
00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:05,015
WORLD ABOUT FACT VERSUS FICTION
ABOUT COVID OVER THE PAST YEAR.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE A NEW PODCAST.
923
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,950
ABOUT COVID OVER THE PAST YEAR.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE A NEW PODCAST.
IT'S CALLED "CHASING LIFE."
924
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:07,851
BUT NOW YOU HAVE A NEW PODCAST.
IT'S CALLED "CHASING LIFE."
WHAT IS THAT?
925
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:08,952
IT'S CALLED "CHASING LIFE."
WHAT IS THAT?
>> "CHASING LIFE" IS BASICALLY
926
00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:12,623
WHAT IS THAT?
>> "CHASING LIFE" IS BASICALLY
ABOUT THE REEMERGENCE OF SOC
927
00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:12,856
>> "CHASING LIFE" IS BASICALLY
ABOUT THE REEMERGENCE OF SOC
SOCIETY.
928
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,892
ABOUT THE REEMERGENCE OF SOC
SOCIETY.
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED THIS PAST
929
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:15,092
SOCIETY.
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED THIS PAST
YEAR?
930
00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:16,894
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED THIS PAST
YEAR?
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT
931
00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:17,161
YEAR?
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT
OURSELVES?
932
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,662
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT
OURSELVES?
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT HUMAN
933
00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:18,962
OURSELVES?
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT HUMAN
CONNECTION?
934
00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:20,230
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT HUMAN
CONNECTION?
ALSO I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THE
935
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:21,965
CONNECTION?
ALSO I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THE
COUNTRY IN SOME WAYS, STEPHEN,
936
00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:24,134
ALSO I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THE
COUNTRY IN SOME WAYS, STEPHEN,
AS MY PATIENT THROUGHOUT THIS
937
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:24,435
COUNTRY IN SOME WAYS, STEPHEN,
AS MY PATIENT THROUGHOUT THIS
PANDEMIC.
938
00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:24,802
AS MY PATIENT THROUGHOUT THIS
PANDEMIC.
I REALLY DID.
939
00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:28,038
PANDEMIC.
I REALLY DID.
I FELT A REAL SORT OF-- I FELT
940
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:28,605
I REALLY DID.
I FELT A REAL SORT OF-- I FELT
AN EMPATHY.
941
00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:29,840
I FELT A REAL SORT OF-- I FELT
AN EMPATHY.
I FELT-- I DON'T KNOW.
942
00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:31,375
AN EMPATHY.
I FELT-- I DON'T KNOW.
THERE WAS A CONNECTION I NEVER
943
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,110
I FELT-- I DON'T KNOW.
THERE WAS A CONNECTION I NEVER
FELT BEFORE.
944
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,379
THERE WAS A CONNECTION I NEVER
FELT BEFORE.
AND THE PATIENT IS STILL
945
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:35,746
FELT BEFORE.
AND THE PATIENT IS STILL
RECOVERING.
946
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:37,481
AND THE PATIENT IS STILL
RECOVERING.
THEY'RE NOT TOTALLY HEALTHY.
947
00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:38,282
RECOVERING.
THEY'RE NOT TOTALLY HEALTHY.
THEY'RE STILL RECOVERING.
948
00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:40,184
THEY'RE NOT TOTALLY HEALTHY.
THEY'RE STILL RECOVERING.
BUT PART OF THAT RECOVERY IS THE
949
00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:41,051
THEY'RE STILL RECOVERING.
BUT PART OF THAT RECOVERY IS THE
PHYSICAL RECOVERY.
950
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,387
BUT PART OF THAT RECOVERY IS THE
PHYSICAL RECOVERY.
AND PART OF IT IS THE MENTAL
951
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:44,188
PHYSICAL RECOVERY.
AND PART OF IT IS THE MENTAL
RECOVERY AS WELL.
952
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,422
AND PART OF IT IS THE MENTAL
RECOVERY AS WELL.
>> Stephen: LAST QUESTION,
953
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,491
RECOVERY AS WELL.
>> Stephen: LAST QUESTION,
MOST IMPORTANT ONE: THERE'S THE
954
00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:49,359
>> Stephen: LAST QUESTION,
MOST IMPORTANT ONE: THERE'S THE
PHYSICAL AND THEN THERE'S THE
955
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:50,127
MOST IMPORTANT ONE: THERE'S THE
PHYSICAL AND THEN THERE'S THE
MENTAL RECOVERY.
956
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,329
PHYSICAL AND THEN THERE'S THE
MENTAL RECOVERY.
AND THEN THERE'S THE ROMANTIC
957
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:52,830
MENTAL RECOVERY.
AND THEN THERE'S THE ROMANTIC
RECOVERY.
958
00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,031
AND THEN THERE'S THE ROMANTIC
RECOVERY.
WHEN YOU WERE HERE 15 MONTHS
959
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,299
RECOVERY.
WHEN YOU WERE HERE 15 MONTHS
AGO, I SCHEDULED YOU IF IT WAS
960
00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,201
WHEN YOU WERE HERE 15 MONTHS
AGO, I SCHEDULED YOU IF IT WAS
TIME TO STOP DATING.
961
00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,502
AGO, I SCHEDULED YOU IF IT WAS
TIME TO STOP DATING.
AND YOU SAID YES.
962
00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,070
TIME TO STOP DATING.
AND YOU SAID YES.
( LAUGHTER )
963
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,638
AND YOU SAID YES.
( LAUGHTER )
DR. SANJAY GUPTA--
964
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,206
( LAUGHTER )
DR. SANJAY GUPTA--
>> THAT WAS SCIENCE.
965
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,907
DR. SANJAY GUPTA--
>> THAT WAS SCIENCE.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.
966
00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:05,242
>> THAT WAS SCIENCE.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.
CAN WE DATE AGAIN?
967
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:09,413
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.
CAN WE DATE AGAIN?
ARE YOU ENDORSED HOT VAX SUMMER?
968
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:13,050
CAN WE DATE AGAIN?
ARE YOU ENDORSED HOT VAX SUMMER?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
969
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,084
ARE YOU ENDORSED HOT VAX SUMMER?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NO PRESSURE.
970
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,486
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NO PRESSURE.
( LAUGHTER )
971
00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:16,653
NO PRESSURE.
( LAUGHTER )
>> YES!
972
00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:17,521
( LAUGHTER )
>> YES!
I AM.
973
00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:18,088
>> YES!
I AM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
974
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,289
I AM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: THAT'S SCIENCE!
975
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,558
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: THAT'S SCIENCE!
>> THAT'S SCIENCE!
976
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,960
>> Stephen: THAT'S SCIENCE!
>> THAT'S SCIENCE!
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING
977
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:26,163
>> THAT'S SCIENCE!
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING
HERE.
978
00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:26,797
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING
HERE.
HIS PODCAST IS CALLED "CHASING
979
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:27,397
HERE.
HIS PODCAST IS CALLED "CHASING
LIFE."
980
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,333
HIS PODCAST IS CALLED "CHASING
LIFE."
DR. SANJAY GUPTA, EVERYBODY!
981
00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:30,134
LIFE."
DR. SANJAY GUPTA, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RITA
982
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,268
DR. SANJAY GUPTA, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RITA
MORENO.
983
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,035
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RITA
MORENO.
♪ ♪ ♪
984
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:53,524
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK.
985
00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:55,759
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- OH,
986
00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:59,363
WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- OH,
FOLKS.
987
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,932
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- OH,
FOLKS.
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS,
988
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,033
FOLKS.
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS,
EGOT WINNER, AND ALL-AROUND
989
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,001
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS,
EGOT WINNER, AND ALL-AROUND
ICON.
990
00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:06,670
EGOT WINNER, AND ALL-AROUND
ICON.
PLEASE WELCOME RITA MORENO!
991
00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:07,805
ICON.
PLEASE WELCOME RITA MORENO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
992
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:23,954
PLEASE WELCOME RITA MORENO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
993
00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:36,633
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
994
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:52,783
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
995
00:30:53,718 --> 00:31:22,980
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
996
00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:31,221
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )
997
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,824
♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )
( APPLAUSE )
998
00:31:33,826 --> 00:31:35,225
( APPLAUSE )
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT-- THAT IS HOW
999
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,727
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT-- THAT IS HOW
YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE, LADIES AND
1000
00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:37,895
>> Stephen: THAT-- THAT IS HOW
YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
1001
00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:40,297
YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
THAT IS HOW YOU WIN AN EMMY,
1002
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:42,833
GENTLEMEN.
THAT IS HOW YOU WIN AN EMMY,
GRAMMY, OSCAR, TONY, AND
1003
00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:44,167
THAT IS HOW YOU WIN AN EMMY,
GRAMMY, OSCAR, TONY, AND
PEABODY.
1004
00:31:44,169 --> 00:31:44,735
GRAMMY, OSCAR, TONY, AND
PEABODY.
THE RARE PEGOT!
1005
00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:46,303
PEABODY.
THE RARE PEGOT!
WHAT AN HONOR-- WHAT AN HONOR TO
1006
00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:46,803
THE RARE PEGOT!
WHAT AN HONOR-- WHAT AN HONOR TO
MEET YOU.
1007
00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:49,172
WHAT AN HONOR-- WHAT AN HONOR TO
MEET YOU.
>> FIRST OF ALL, WHAT A BAND
1008
00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:52,276
MEET YOU.
>> FIRST OF ALL, WHAT A BAND
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
1009
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:53,043
>> FIRST OF ALL, WHAT A BAND
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: EXTRAORDINARY,
1010
00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:59,850
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: EXTRAORDINARY,
EXTRAORDINARY.
1011
00:31:59,852 --> 00:32:05,889
>> Stephen: EXTRAORDINARY,
EXTRAORDINARY.
>> AND WILL, YOU ARE ONE SEXY
1012
00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:07,291
EXTRAORDINARY.
>> AND WILL, YOU ARE ONE SEXY
WOMAN.
1013
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:07,724
>> AND WILL, YOU ARE ONE SEXY
WOMAN.
WOW.
1014
00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:08,258
WOMAN.
WOW.
( APPLAUSE ).
1015
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,326
WOW.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: YOU ARE
1016
00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:10,527
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: YOU ARE
UNIVERSALLY ADORED, I BELIEVE,
1017
00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,095
>> Stephen: YOU ARE
UNIVERSALLY ADORED, I BELIEVE,
RITA MORENO.
1018
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,630
UNIVERSALLY ADORED, I BELIEVE,
RITA MORENO.
THERE IS NOBODY WHO DOESN'T LIKE
1019
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:14,264
RITA MORENO.
THERE IS NOBODY WHO DOESN'T LIKE
RITA MORENO.
1020
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,099
THERE IS NOBODY WHO DOESN'T LIKE
RITA MORENO.
BUT PERHAPS THE THING THAT
1021
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:18,168
RITA MORENO.
BUT PERHAPS THE THING THAT
LAUNCHED YOU INTO PEOPLE'S
1022
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:19,970
BUT PERHAPS THE THING THAT
LAUNCHED YOU INTO PEOPLE'S
CONSCIOUSNESS AND PERHAPS MOST
1023
00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:23,240
LAUNCHED YOU INTO PEOPLE'S
CONSCIOUSNESS AND PERHAPS MOST
BELOVED FOR IS YOUR PERFORMANCE
1024
00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:23,473
CONSCIOUSNESS AND PERHAPS MOST
BELOVED FOR IS YOUR PERFORMANCE
HERE.
1025
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:24,007
BELOVED FOR IS YOUR PERFORMANCE
HERE.
( APPLAUSE )
1026
00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:24,808
HERE.
( APPLAUSE )
IN "WEST SIDE STORY."
1027
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:28,278
( APPLAUSE )
IN "WEST SIDE STORY."
AS ANITA, AS ANITA.
1028
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,513
IN "WEST SIDE STORY."
AS ANITA, AS ANITA.
WHAT DID YOU LOVE ABOUT PLAYING
1029
00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:29,813
AS ANITA, AS ANITA.
WHAT DID YOU LOVE ABOUT PLAYING
THAT ROLE?
1030
00:32:29,815 --> 00:32:31,181
WHAT DID YOU LOVE ABOUT PLAYING
THAT ROLE?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS SPECIAL
1031
00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,082
THAT ROLE?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS SPECIAL
ABOUT HER?
1032
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,817
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS SPECIAL
ABOUT HER?
I COME FROM AN ERA WHERE THERE
1033
00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:35,419
ABOUT HER?
I COME FROM AN ERA WHERE THERE
WERE NO ROLE MODELS, NONE.
1034
00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:37,087
I COME FROM AN ERA WHERE THERE
WERE NO ROLE MODELS, NONE.
THERE WERE NO MENTORS.
1035
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:39,256
WERE NO ROLE MODELS, NONE.
THERE WERE NO MENTORS.
AND IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND
1036
00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:40,524
THERE WERE NO MENTORS.
AND IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND
SOMEONE THAT I COULD MODEL
1037
00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:41,491
AND IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND
SOMEONE THAT I COULD MODEL
MYSELF ON.
1038
00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:44,995
SOMEONE THAT I COULD MODEL
MYSELF ON.
AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE ANITA IN
1039
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,129
MYSELF ON.
AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE ANITA IN
"WEST SIDE STORY."
1040
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,698
AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE ANITA IN
"WEST SIDE STORY."
BECAUSE THIS WAS A LATINA WOMAN
1041
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,032
"WEST SIDE STORY."
BECAUSE THIS WAS A LATINA WOMAN
WHO HAD DIGNITY.
1042
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:50,567
BECAUSE THIS WAS A LATINA WOMAN
WHO HAD DIGNITY.
SHE HAS A SENSE OF SELF-RESPECT.
1043
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:54,204
WHO HAD DIGNITY.
SHE HAS A SENSE OF SELF-RESPECT.
AND I HAD NEVER, EVER PLAYED A
1044
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:54,871
SHE HAS A SENSE OF SELF-RESPECT.
AND I HAD NEVER, EVER PLAYED A
LATINA LIKE THAT.
1045
00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:57,975
AND I HAD NEVER, EVER PLAYED A
LATINA LIKE THAT.
IT WAS USUALLY JUST "WHY DO YOU
1046
00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:01,778
LATINA LIKE THAT.
IT WAS USUALLY JUST "WHY DO YOU
NO LOVE ME NO MORE, PETE?"
1047
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:02,346
IT WAS USUALLY JUST "WHY DO YOU
NO LOVE ME NO MORE, PETE?"
( LAUGHTER )
1048
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:02,913
NO LOVE ME NO MORE, PETE?"
( LAUGHTER )
TRUE.
1049
00:33:02,915 --> 00:33:08,051
( LAUGHTER )
TRUE.
IT'S FUNNY NOW, WASN'T FUNNY
1050
00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:08,251
TRUE.
IT'S FUNNY NOW, WASN'T FUNNY
THEN.
1051
00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:09,886
IT'S FUNNY NOW, WASN'T FUNNY
THEN.
I DID A LOT OF STUFF LIKE THAT
1052
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,054
THEN.
I DID A LOT OF STUFF LIKE THAT
FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS.
1053
00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:13,090
I DID A LOT OF STUFF LIKE THAT
FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS.
AND THEN I FOUND THIS WONDERFUL
1054
00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:14,358
FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS.
AND THEN I FOUND THIS WONDERFUL
CHARACTER, ANITA.
1055
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,359
AND THEN I FOUND THIS WONDERFUL
CHARACTER, ANITA.
AND OSCAR FOLLOWED.
1056
00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,661
CHARACTER, ANITA.
AND OSCAR FOLLOWED.
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE FORGET, TOO,
1057
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,162
AND OSCAR FOLLOWED.
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE FORGET, TOO,
THE GOLDEN GLOBE WHEN IT WAS
1058
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:19,463
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE FORGET, TOO,
THE GOLDEN GLOBE WHEN IT WAS
IMPORTANT.
1059
00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:20,998
THE GOLDEN GLOBE WHEN IT WAS
IMPORTANT.
( LAUGHTER )
1060
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,035
IMPORTANT.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WHEN IT WAS.
1061
00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:27,237
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WHEN IT WAS.
IT HAD GONE FROM IN 19-- WHAT
1062
00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:29,373
>> Stephen: WHEN IT WAS.
IT HAD GONE FROM IN 19-- WHAT
WAS THAT, 1961, THE FILM
1063
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,708
IT HAD GONE FROM IN 19-- WHAT
WAS THAT, 1961, THE FILM
VERSION, AND NOW YOU'RE
1064
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:34,211
WAS THAT, 1961, THE FILM
VERSION, AND NOW YOU'RE
EXECUTIVE PRODUCING STEPHEN
1065
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,414
VERSION, AND NOW YOU'RE
EXECUTIVE PRODUCING STEPHEN
SPIELBERG'S UPCOMING REMAKE,
1066
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:37,681
EXECUTIVE PRODUCING STEPHEN
SPIELBERG'S UPCOMING REMAKE,
WHICH--
1067
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:38,181
SPIELBERG'S UPCOMING REMAKE,
WHICH--
( APPLAUSE )
1068
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,616
WHICH--
( APPLAUSE )
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE-- I CAN'T
1069
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:40,884
( APPLAUSE )
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE-- I CAN'T
BELIEVE LOOKING AT YOU, SEEING
1070
00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:42,953
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE-- I CAN'T
BELIEVE LOOKING AT YOU, SEEING
YOU DANCE, I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M
1071
00:33:42,955 --> 00:33:44,921
BELIEVE LOOKING AT YOU, SEEING
YOU DANCE, I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M
ABOUT TO SAY THESE WORDS-- THE
1072
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,457
YOU DANCE, I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M
ABOUT TO SAY THESE WORDS-- THE
FILM COMES OUT ONE DAY AFTER
1073
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,626
ABOUT TO SAY THESE WORDS-- THE
FILM COMES OUT ONE DAY AFTER
YOUR 90th BIRTHDAY.
1074
00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:51,962
FILM COMES OUT ONE DAY AFTER
YOUR 90th BIRTHDAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
1075
00:33:51,964 --> 00:34:00,771
YOUR 90th BIRTHDAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
1076
00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:02,406
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: PLEASE CENT ME A
1077
00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:03,473
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: PLEASE CENT ME A
BOTTLE OF YOUR LOTION, WHATEVER
1078
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:06,009
>> Stephen: PLEASE CENT ME A
BOTTLE OF YOUR LOTION, WHATEVER
IT IS YOU'RE USING.
1079
00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:09,312
BOTTLE OF YOUR LOTION, WHATEVER
IT IS YOU'RE USING.
>> DECEMBER 11 I WILL BE 90.
1080
00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:10,514
IT IS YOU'RE USING.
>> DECEMBER 11 I WILL BE 90.
I'M 89 NOW.
1081
00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:14,051
>> DECEMBER 11 I WILL BE 90.
I'M 89 NOW.
AND THE FILM ACTUALLY OPENS ON
1082
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:14,918
I'M 89 NOW.
AND THE FILM ACTUALLY OPENS ON
DECEMBER 10.
1083
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,453
AND THE FILM ACTUALLY OPENS ON
DECEMBER 10.
I AM BESIDE MYSELF.
1084
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,055
DECEMBER 10.
I AM BESIDE MYSELF.
I'M SO PROUD.
1085
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:19,222
I AM BESIDE MYSELF.
I'M SO PROUD.
>> Stephen: WELL--
1086
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,390
I'M SO PROUD.
>> Stephen: WELL--
( APPLAUSE )
1087
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,658
>> Stephen: WELL--
( APPLAUSE )
WHAT DOES THIS FULL CIRCLE MEAN
1088
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,260
( APPLAUSE )
WHAT DOES THIS FULL CIRCLE MEAN
TO YOU?
1089
00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:25,529
WHAT DOES THIS FULL CIRCLE MEAN
TO YOU?
LIKE-- SERIOUSLY, TO BE AN
1090
00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,664
TO YOU?
LIKE-- SERIOUSLY, TO BE AN
OSCAR-WINNING PERFORMER IN THE
1091
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,366
LIKE-- SERIOUSLY, TO BE AN
OSCAR-WINNING PERFORMER IN THE
ORIGINAL, BUT NOW TO EXECUTIVE
1092
00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:29,599
OSCAR-WINNING PERFORMER IN THE
ORIGINAL, BUT NOW TO EXECUTIVE
PRODUCE.
1093
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,234
ORIGINAL, BUT NOW TO EXECUTIVE
PRODUCE.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU YOU TO
1094
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,736
PRODUCE.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU YOU TO
NOW BE IN ONE OF THE DRIVER'S
1095
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:36,706
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU YOU TO
NOW BE IN ONE OF THE DRIVER'S
SEATS FOR THIS CULTURAL EVENT?
1096
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,442
NOW BE IN ONE OF THE DRIVER'S
SEATS FOR THIS CULTURAL EVENT?
>> AT ( BLEEP ) LAST.
1097
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:38,942
SEATS FOR THIS CULTURAL EVENT?
>> AT ( BLEEP ) LAST.
( LAUGHTER )
1098
00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:42,412
>> AT ( BLEEP ) LAST.
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
1099
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:50,921
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
1100
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:59,362
( APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
1101
00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:04,501
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
-- KNOW-- I KNOW.
1102
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:05,769
♪ ♪ ♪
-- KNOW-- I KNOW.
>> Stephen: ALL GOOD.
1103
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:06,436
-- KNOW-- I KNOW.
>> Stephen: ALL GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
1104
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,705
>> Stephen: ALL GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
>> I KNOW I WILL GET BEEPED,
1105
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:10,874
IT'S ALL GOOD.
>> I KNOW I WILL GET BEEPED,
BUT, YOU KNOW, I DON'T GIVE A
1106
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,209
>> I KNOW I WILL GET BEEPED,
BUT, YOU KNOW, I DON'T GIVE A
( BLEEP ).
1107
00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:12,709
BUT, YOU KNOW, I DON'T GIVE A
( BLEEP ).
( LAUGHTER )
1108
00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:15,378
( BLEEP ).
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
1109
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:16,313
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: IF YOU WILL BE
1110
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,848
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: IF YOU WILL BE
PATIENT WITH ME FOR JUST ONE
1111
00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:19,616
>> Stephen: IF YOU WILL BE
PATIENT WITH ME FOR JUST ONE
MOMENT, WE HAVE TO DO A
1112
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:19,916
PATIENT WITH ME FOR JUST ONE
MOMENT, WE HAVE TO DO A
COMMERCIAL.
1113
00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:23,553
MOMENT, WE HAVE TO DO A
COMMERCIAL.
BUT DON'T GO AWAY.
1114
00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:24,287
COMMERCIAL.
BUT DON'T GO AWAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
1115
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,189
BUT DON'T GO AWAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
RITA MORENO.
1116
00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:26,456
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
RITA MORENO.
♪ ♪ ♪
1117
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,191
RITA MORENO.
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
1118
00:35:33,698 --> 00:35:50,147
♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )
>> THERE ARE WORDS THAT I HAVE
1119
00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:52,149
( APPLAUSE )
>> THERE ARE WORDS THAT I HAVE
SAID, REMARKS I HAVE MADE THAT I
1120
00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:54,184
>> THERE ARE WORDS THAT I HAVE
SAID, REMARKS I HAVE MADE THAT I
KNOW ARE OFFENSIVE, AND FOR
1121
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:55,685
SAID, REMARKS I HAVE MADE THAT I
KNOW ARE OFFENSIVE, AND FOR
THAT, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
1122
00:35:55,687 --> 00:36:00,690
KNOW ARE OFFENSIVE, AND FOR
THAT, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
IT'S NOT EASY TO COME OUT HERE
1123
00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,159
THAT, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
IT'S NOT EASY TO COME OUT HERE
AMONG-- AMONG THE PRESS.
1124
00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:03,426
IT'S NOT EASY TO COME OUT HERE
AMONG-- AMONG THE PRESS.
OFTENTIMES YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY
1125
00:36:03,428 --> 00:36:03,793
AMONG-- AMONG THE PRESS.
OFTENTIMES YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY
ROUGH ON ME.
1126
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,829
OFTENTIMES YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY
ROUGH ON ME.
>> HEY, EVERYONE, MARJORIE'S
1127
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:06,096
ROUGH ON ME.
>> HEY, EVERYONE, MARJORIE'S
RIGHT.
1128
00:36:06,098 --> 00:36:08,031
>> HEY, EVERYONE, MARJORIE'S
RIGHT.
I'M A PRESS CONFERENCE
1129
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:08,331
RIGHT.
I'M A PRESS CONFERENCE
MICROPHONE.
1130
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,666
I'M A PRESS CONFERENCE
MICROPHONE.
LET ME TELL YOU, NOTHING'S
1131
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,501
MICROPHONE.
LET ME TELL YOU, NOTHING'S
ROUGHER THAN FACING THE PRESS,
1132
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,503
LET ME TELL YOU, NOTHING'S
ROUGHER THAN FACING THE PRESS,
EXCEPT FOR, OH, I DON'T KNOW,
1133
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:16,439
ROUGHER THAN FACING THE PRESS,
EXCEPT FOR, OH, I DON'T KNOW,
THE HOLOCAUST!
1134
00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:28,051
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WE'RE HERE OF STAR OF STAGE AND
SCREEN, RITA MORENO.
1135
00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:32,422
WE'RE HERE OF STAR OF STAGE AND
SCREEN, RITA MORENO.
NEW DOCUMENTARY-- IT'S A NEW
1136
00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,691
SCREEN, RITA MORENO.
NEW DOCUMENTARY-- IT'S A NEW
DOCUMENTARY "RITA MORENO: A GIRL
1137
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:38,962
NEW DOCUMENTARY-- IT'S A NEW
DOCUMENTARY "RITA MORENO: A GIRL
WHO DECIDED TO GO FOR IT."
1138
00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:39,162
DOCUMENTARY "RITA MORENO: A GIRL
WHO DECIDED TO GO FOR IT."
THE.
1139
00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:40,130
WHO DECIDED TO GO FOR IT."
THE.
>> "JUST A GIRL WHO DECIDED TO
1140
00:36:40,132 --> 00:36:40,830
THE.
>> "JUST A GIRL WHO DECIDED TO
GO FOR IT" IS TRULY THE STORY OF
1141
00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:43,133
>> "JUST A GIRL WHO DECIDED TO
GO FOR IT" IS TRULY THE STORY OF
MY LIFE AND JUST PREMIERED AT
1142
00:36:43,135 --> 00:36:43,366
GO FOR IT" IS TRULY THE STORY OF
MY LIFE AND JUST PREMIERED AT
TRIBECA.
1143
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,802
MY LIFE AND JUST PREMIERED AT
TRIBECA.
AND IT'S GOT-- BUT YOU KNOW
1144
00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,537
TRIBECA.
AND IT'S GOT-- BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT'S REALLY DELICIOUS ABOUT
1145
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:47,737
AND IT'S GOT-- BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT'S REALLY DELICIOUS ABOUT
THAT?
1146
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,639
WHAT'S REALLY DELICIOUS ABOUT
THAT?
IT'S GOTTEN GREAT REVIEWS FROM
1147
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:49,940
THAT?
IT'S GOTTEN GREAT REVIEWS FROM
EVERYBODY.
1148
00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:51,174
IT'S GOTTEN GREAT REVIEWS FROM
EVERYBODY.
BUT THE ONE THAT REALLY GIVES ME
1149
00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:53,677
EVERYBODY.
BUT THE ONE THAT REALLY GIVES ME
A KICK IS ROTTEN TOMATOES
1150
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,378
BUT THE ONE THAT REALLY GIVES ME
A KICK IS ROTTEN TOMATOES
BECAUSE IT GAVE IT 100.
1151
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:59,115
A KICK IS ROTTEN TOMATOES
BECAUSE IT GAVE IT 100.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
1152
00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:00,450
BECAUSE IT GAVE IT 100.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: NOW, THERE ARE
1153
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,551
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: NOW, THERE ARE
SOME INCREDIBLE STORIES-- DID
1154
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,019
>> Stephen: NOW, THERE ARE
SOME INCREDIBLE STORIES-- DID
YOU EVER STRUGGLE WITH THE
1155
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:04,588
SOME INCREDIBLE STORIES-- DID
YOU EVER STRUGGLE WITH THE
WEIGHT OF BEING A PIONEER?
1156
00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:06,056
YOU EVER STRUGGLE WITH THE
WEIGHT OF BEING A PIONEER?
WAS THAT EVER DIFFICULT TO BE
1157
00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:08,024
WEIGHT OF BEING A PIONEER?
WAS THAT EVER DIFFICULT TO BE
SOMEONE WHO IS-- BECAME AN ICON
1158
00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:10,060
WAS THAT EVER DIFFICULT TO BE
SOMEONE WHO IS-- BECAME AN ICON
FOR NOT ONLY FOR THE GENERAL
1159
00:37:10,062 --> 00:37:12,796
SOMEONE WHO IS-- BECAME AN ICON
FOR NOT ONLY FOR THE GENERAL
PUBLIC BUT FOR YOUR OWN
1160
00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:14,531
FOR NOT ONLY FOR THE GENERAL
PUBLIC BUT FOR YOUR OWN
COMMUNITY FOR HAVING BROKEN SO
1161
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:14,931
PUBLIC BUT FOR YOUR OWN
COMMUNITY FOR HAVING BROKEN SO
MANY BARRIERS?
1162
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:17,133
COMMUNITY FOR HAVING BROKEN SO
MANY BARRIERS?
>> NO, I NEVER STRUGGLED WITH
1163
00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:17,367
MANY BARRIERS?
>> NO, I NEVER STRUGGLED WITH
THAT.
1164
00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,501
>> NO, I NEVER STRUGGLED WITH
THAT.
>> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
1165
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:18,969
THAT.
>> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
GOOD.
1166
00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:20,470
>> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
GOOD.
>> BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT TOOK A
1167
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:21,104
GOOD.
>> BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT TOOK A
WHILE.
1168
00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:26,176
>> BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT TOOK A
WHILE.
YOU START YOUR LIFE OUT SAYING
1169
00:37:26,178 --> 00:37:27,811
WHILE.
YOU START YOUR LIFE OUT SAYING
YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT.
1170
00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:29,112
YOU START YOUR LIFE OUT SAYING
YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT.
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
1171
00:37:29,114 --> 00:37:30,380
YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT.
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
IT JUST HAPPENED THAT WAY, AND
1172
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:32,015
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
IT JUST HAPPENED THAT WAY, AND
IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY PROUD.
1173
00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:34,084
IT JUST HAPPENED THAT WAY, AND
IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY PROUD.
I'M SO HAPPY-- CAN WE TALK FOR A
1174
00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:36,987
IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY PROUD.
I'M SO HAPPY-- CAN WE TALK FOR A
SECOND ABOUT THE CRITICISM ABOUT
1175
00:37:36,989 --> 00:37:40,523
I'M SO HAPPY-- CAN WE TALK FOR A
SECOND ABOUT THE CRITICISM ABOUT
LLIN-MANUEL.
1176
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:41,658
SECOND ABOUT THE CRITICISM ABOUT
LLIN-MANUEL.
THAT UPSETS ME.
1177
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,059
LLIN-MANUEL.
THAT UPSETS ME.
>> Stephen: FOR THE PEOPLE WHO
1178
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,394
THAT UPSETS ME.
>> Stephen: FOR THE PEOPLE WHO
DON'T KNOW, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA--
1179
00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:46,630
>> Stephen: FOR THE PEOPLE WHO
DON'T KNOW, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA--
>> HE ALSO COPRODUCED MY
1180
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:47,230
DON'T KNOW, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA--
>> HE ALSO COPRODUCED MY
DOCUMENTARY, YEAH.
1181
00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:47,931
>> HE ALSO COPRODUCED MY
DOCUMENTARY, YEAH.
>> Stephen: THERE'S BEEN SOME
1182
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:53,436
DOCUMENTARY, YEAH.
>> Stephen: THERE'S BEEN SOME
CRITICISM FOR THE LACK OF
1183
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:54,904
>> Stephen: THERE'S BEEN SOME
CRITICISM FOR THE LACK OF
AFRO-LATINO PEOPLE IN, "IN THE
1184
00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:56,006
CRITICISM FOR THE LACK OF
AFRO-LATINO PEOPLE IN, "IN THE
HEIGHTS," THE MOVIE ADAPTATION
1185
00:37:56,008 --> 00:37:57,340
AFRO-LATINO PEOPLE IN, "IN THE
HEIGHTS," THE MOVIE ADAPTATION
OF HIS PLAY.
1186
00:37:57,342 --> 00:37:57,941
HEIGHTS," THE MOVIE ADAPTATION
OF HIS PLAY.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT?
1187
00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,843
OF HIS PLAY.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT?
>> YOU CAN NEVER DO RIGHT, IT
1188
00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:00,043
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT?
>> YOU CAN NEVER DO RIGHT, IT
SEEMS.
1189
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:03,480
>> YOU CAN NEVER DO RIGHT, IT
SEEMS.
THIS IS THE MAN WHO LITERALLY
1190
00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,849
SEEMS.
THIS IS THE MAN WHO LITERALLY
BROUGHT LATINONESS AND PUERTO
1191
00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:06,616
THIS IS THE MAN WHO LITERALLY
BROUGHT LATINONESS AND PUERTO
RICONESS TO AMERICA.
1192
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,417
BROUGHT LATINONESS AND PUERTO
RICONESS TO AMERICA.
I COULDN'T DO IT.
1193
00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,519
RICONESS TO AMERICA.
I COULDN'T DO IT.
I WOULD LOVE TO SAY I DID BUT I
1194
00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:12,255
I COULDN'T DO IT.
I WOULD LOVE TO SAY I DID BUT I
COULDN'T.
1195
00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:14,691
I WOULD LOVE TO SAY I DID BUT I
COULDN'T.
LIN-MANUEL HAS DONE THAT REALLY
1196
00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:15,659
COULDN'T.
LIN-MANUEL HAS DONE THAT REALLY
SINGLEHANDEDLY, AND I'M THRILLED
1197
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:17,961
LIN-MANUEL HAS DONE THAT REALLY
SINGLEHANDEDLY, AND I'M THRILLED
TO PIECES, AND I'M PROUD THAT HE
1198
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,195
SINGLEHANDEDLY, AND I'M THRILLED
TO PIECES, AND I'M PROUD THAT HE
PRODUCED MY DOCUMENTARY.
1199
00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:20,697
TO PIECES, AND I'M PROUD THAT HE
PRODUCED MY DOCUMENTARY.
>> Stephen: SO, ARE YOU SAYING
1200
00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,632
PRODUCED MY DOCUMENTARY.
>> Stephen: SO, ARE YOU SAYING
THAT WHILE YOU MAY UNDERSTAND
1201
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:23,800
>> Stephen: SO, ARE YOU SAYING
THAT WHILE YOU MAY UNDERSTAND
WHERE PEOPLE'S CONCERNS COME
1202
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,335
THAT WHILE YOU MAY UNDERSTAND
WHERE PEOPLE'S CONCERNS COME
FROM, THAT PERHAPS IT'S
1203
00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:26,536
WHERE PEOPLE'S CONCERNS COME
FROM, THAT PERHAPS IT'S
MISPLACED IN CRITICIZING HIM IN
1204
00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:26,803
FROM, THAT PERHAPS IT'S
MISPLACED IN CRITICIZING HIM IN
THIS?
1205
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,438
MISPLACED IN CRITICIZING HIM IN
THIS?
>> WELL, I'M SIMPLY SAYING,
1206
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,939
THIS?
>> WELL, I'M SIMPLY SAYING,
CAN'T YOU JUST WAIT A WHILE AND
1207
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:30,940
>> WELL, I'M SIMPLY SAYING,
CAN'T YOU JUST WAIT A WHILE AND
LEAVE IT ALONE?
1208
00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:35,545
CAN'T YOU JUST WAIT A WHILE AND
LEAVE IT ALONE?
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE
1209
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:37,947
LEAVE IT ALONE?
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE
PUERTORRIQUENO, WHO ARE ALSO
1210
00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:39,749
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE
PUERTORRIQUENO, WHO ARE ALSO
FROM GUATEMALA, WHO ARE DARK AND
1211
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:40,850
PUERTORRIQUENO, WHO ARE ALSO
FROM GUATEMALA, WHO ARE DARK AND
WHO ARE ALSO FAIR.
1212
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,619
FROM GUATEMALA, WHO ARE DARK AND
WHO ARE ALSO FAIR.
WE ARE ALL COLORS IN PUERTO
1213
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:42,919
WHO ARE ALSO FAIR.
WE ARE ALL COLORS IN PUERTO
RICO.
1214
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:43,620
WE ARE ALL COLORS IN PUERTO
RICO.
AND THIS IS HOW IT IS.
1215
00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:45,955
RICO.
AND THIS IS HOW IT IS.
AND I JUST-- IT WOULD BE SO NICE
1216
00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:48,358
AND THIS IS HOW IT IS.
AND I JUST-- IT WOULD BE SO NICE
IF THEY HADN'T COME UP WITH THAT
1217
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,627
AND I JUST-- IT WOULD BE SO NICE
IF THEY HADN'T COME UP WITH THAT
AND LEFT IT ALONE JUST FOR NOW.
1218
00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:52,228
IF THEY HADN'T COME UP WITH THAT
AND LEFT IT ALONE JUST FOR NOW.
THEY'RE REALLY-- THEY'RE REALLY
1219
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:53,463
AND LEFT IT ALONE JUST FOR NOW.
THEY'RE REALLY-- THEY'RE REALLY
ATTACKING THE WRONG PERSON.
1220
00:38:53,465 --> 00:39:00,236
THEY'RE REALLY-- THEY'RE REALLY
ATTACKING THE WRONG PERSON.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
1221
00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:01,671
ATTACKING THE WRONG PERSON.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: I-- I WANT YOU TO
1222
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,273
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: I-- I WANT YOU TO
KNOW THAT I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS
1223
00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:04,140
>> Stephen: I-- I WANT YOU TO
KNOW THAT I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS
BEING HERE WITH YOU.
1224
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:07,077
KNOW THAT I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS
BEING HERE WITH YOU.
I HAVE ADMIRED YOU SINCE I WAS A
1225
00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:07,577
BEING HERE WITH YOU.
I HAVE ADMIRED YOU SINCE I WAS A
LITTLE BOY.
1226
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:10,313
I HAVE ADMIRED YOU SINCE I WAS A
LITTLE BOY.
MY MOTHER-- I REMEMBER--
1227
00:39:10,315 --> 00:39:11,381
LITTLE BOY.
MY MOTHER-- I REMEMBER--
>> NOBODY IS THAT OLD.
1228
00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:12,015
MY MOTHER-- I REMEMBER--
>> NOBODY IS THAT OLD.
( LAUGHTER ).
1229
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,550
>> NOBODY IS THAT OLD.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I REMEMBER MY
1230
00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,085
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I REMEMBER MY
MOTHER WATCHING YOU ON TV AND
1231
00:39:15,087 --> 00:39:16,820
>> Stephen: I REMEMBER MY
MOTHER WATCHING YOU ON TV AND
SAYING, "YOU SEE THAT?
1232
00:39:16,822 --> 00:39:17,887
MOTHER WATCHING YOU ON TV AND
SAYING, "YOU SEE THAT?
THAT'S RITA MORENO.
1233
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,356
SAYING, "YOU SEE THAT?
THAT'S RITA MORENO.
SHE IS THE MOST TALENTED WOMAN
1234
00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:20,357
THAT'S RITA MORENO.
SHE IS THE MOST TALENTED WOMAN
IN THE WORLD."
1235
00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:21,224
SHE IS THE MOST TALENTED WOMAN
IN THE WORLD."
>> GET OUT.
1236
00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:21,591
IN THE WORLD."
>> GET OUT.
>> Stephen: YES.
1237
00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:22,359
>> GET OUT.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> REALLY?
1238
00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:22,892
>> Stephen: YES.
>> REALLY?
>> Stephen: YES.
1239
00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:24,761
>> REALLY?
>> Stephen: YES.
AND I ALWAYS-- I THINK OF YOU
1240
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,863
>> Stephen: YES.
AND I ALWAYS-- I THINK OF YOU
AND HER AND HER LOVE OF YOU AND
1241
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:27,964
AND I ALWAYS-- I THINK OF YOU
AND HER AND HER LOVE OF YOU AND
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN.
1242
00:39:27,966 --> 00:39:29,699
AND HER AND HER LOVE OF YOU AND
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN.
AND IT'S SUCH A WONDER AND
1243
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:30,800
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN.
AND IT'S SUCH A WONDER AND
DELIGHT TO HAVE YOU HERE.
1244
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:31,201
AND IT'S SUCH A WONDER AND
DELIGHT TO HAVE YOU HERE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1245
00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:33,503
DELIGHT TO HAVE YOU HERE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME.
1246
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:39,242
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME.
.THANK YOU.
1247
00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:39,809
>> I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME.
.THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: "JUST A GIRL WHO
1248
00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:40,377
.THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: "JUST A GIRL WHO
DECIDED TO GO FOR IT" IS IN
1249
00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:40,844
>> Stephen: "JUST A GIRL WHO
DECIDED TO GO FOR IT" IS IN
THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
1250
00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:41,344
DECIDED TO GO FOR IT" IS IN
THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
RITA MORENO, EVERYONE!
1251
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THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
RITA MORENO, EVERYONE!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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RITA MORENO, EVERYONE!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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( APPLAUSE )
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LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST
WILL BE ANDERSON COOPER.
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TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST
WILL BE ANDERSON COOPER.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
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WILL BE ANDERSON COOPER.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
HE'S GOT GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM
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JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
HE'S GOT GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM
OF CALIFORNIA!
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HE'S GOT GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM
OF CALIFORNIA!
GOOD NIGHT!
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OF CALIFORNIA!
GOOD NIGHT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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GOOD NIGHT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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