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>> WE'RE STILL FOLLOWING A MAJOR
BREAKING STORY IN THE SPORTS

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>> WE'RE STILL FOLLOWING A MAJOR
BREAKING STORY IN THE SPORTS
WORLD, MEDINA SPIRIT THE HORSE

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BREAKING STORY IN THE SPORTS
WORLD, MEDINA SPIRIT THE HORSE
THAT WON THIS YEAR'S KENTUCKY

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WORLD, MEDINA SPIRIT THE HORSE
THAT WON THIS YEAR'S KENTUCKY
DERBY HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR

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THAT WON THIS YEAR'S KENTUCKY
DERBY HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR
STEROIDS FOLLOWING A DRUG

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DERBY HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR
STEROIDS FOLLOWING A DRUG
SCREENING.

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STEROIDS FOLLOWING A DRUG
SCREENING.
NESS WITH FOLLOWING THIS

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SCREENING.
NESS WITH FOLLOWING THIS
ACUSATIONS OF STEROID USE I'M

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NESS WITH FOLLOWING THIS
ACUSATIONS OF STEROID USE I'M
HEAR TRACKSIDE WITH MEDINA

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ACUSATIONS OF STEROID USE I'M
HEAR TRACKSIDE WITH MEDINA
SPIRIT TO HEAR IT STRAIGHT FROM

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HEAR TRACKSIDE WITH MEDINA
SPIRIT TO HEAR IT STRAIGHT FROM
THE HORSE'S MOUTH.

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SPIRIT TO HEAR IT STRAIGHT FROM
THE HORSE'S MOUTH.
MEDICINEINA SPIRIT, WERE YOU

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THE HORSE'S MOUTH.
MEDICINEINA SPIRIT, WERE YOU
USING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING

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MEDICINEINA SPIRIT, WERE YOU
USING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING
DRUGS?

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USING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING
DRUGS?
>> WHAT, I DISRNLT USE, JUST

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DRUGS?
>> WHAT, I DISRNLT USE, JUST
HARD WORK AND TRAINING.

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>> WHAT, I DISRNLT USE, JUST
HARD WORK AND TRAINING.
LOOK AT MY REGIME, THIS IS ALL

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HARD WORK AND TRAINING.
LOOK AT MY REGIME, THIS IS ALL
NATURAL.

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LOOK AT MY REGIME, THIS IS ALL
NATURAL.
AAHH.

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NATURAL.
AAHH.
>> APPARENTLY THE STEROID'S

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AAHH.
>> APPARENTLY THE STEROID'S
FOUND IN YOUR SYSTEM LUBRICATES

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>> APPARENTLY THE STEROID'S
FOUND IN YOUR SYSTEM LUBRICATES
YOUR JOIFNTS.

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FOUND IN YOUR SYSTEM LUBRICATES
YOUR JOIFNTS.
>> MY JOINTS ARE NO MORE

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YOUR JOIFNTS.
>> MY JOINTS ARE NO MORE
LUBRICATED THAN ANY OTHER HORSE,

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>> MY JOINTS ARE NO MORE
LUBRICATED THAN ANY OTHER HORSE,
INTERVIEW OVER.

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LUBRICATED THAN ANY OTHER HORSE,
INTERVIEW OVER.
>> OKAY.

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INTERVIEW OVER.
>> OKAY.
>> NOW BEAT T I GOT TO TRAIN FOR

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>> OKAY.
>> NOW BEAT T I GOT TO TRAIN FOR
THE PREAKNESS.

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>> NOW BEAT T I GOT TO TRAIN FOR
THE PREAKNESS.
MY GLUTES ARE ON FIRE.

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THE PREAKNESS.
MY GLUTES ARE ON FIRE.
AAHH, THEY'RE ON FIRE.

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MY GLUTES ARE ON FIRE.
AAHH, THEY'RE ON FIRE.
>> IT'S   IT'S 'A' LATE SHOW

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AAHH, THEY'RE ON FIRE.
>> IT'S   IT'S 'A' LATE SHOW
WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.

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>> IT'S   IT'S 'A' LATE SHOW
WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.
TONIGHT STEPHEN WELCOMES JAKE

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WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.
TONIGHT STEPHEN WELCOMES JAKE
TAPPER AND MUSICAL GUEST BILLIE

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TONIGHT STEPHEN WELCOMES JAKE
TAPPER AND MUSICAL GUEST BILLIE
EILISH FEATURING JON BATISTE AND

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TAPPER AND MUSICAL GUEST BILLIE
EILISH FEATURING JON BATISTE AND
STAY HUMAN.

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EILISH FEATURING JON BATISTE AND
STAY HUMAN.
AND NOW LIVE AT THE ED SULLIVAN

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STAY HUMAN.
AND NOW LIVE AT THE ED SULLIVAN
THEATER AT THIS BUILDING IN NEW

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AND NOW LIVE AT THE ED SULLIVAN
THEATER AT THIS BUILDING IN NEW
YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT.

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THEATER AT THIS BUILDING IN NEW
YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT.
>> Stephen: OH LORD LOVE YA,

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YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT.
>> Stephen: OH LORD LOVE YA,
THERE ARE YOU.

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>> Stephen: OH LORD LOVE YA,
THERE ARE YOU.
GOOD TO BE BACK.

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THERE ARE YOU.
GOOD TO BE BACK.
>> Stephen: WELCOME TO 'A' LATE

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GOOD TO BE BACK.
>> Stephen: WELCOME TO 'A' LATE
SHOW.

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>> Stephen: WELCOME TO 'A' LATE
SHOW.
I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.

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SHOW.
I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.
FOR GET GOOD

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I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.
FOR GET GOOD
IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE

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FOR GET GOOD
IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE
AUDIENCE-FREE FORMER STORAGE

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IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE
AUDIENCE-FREE FORMER STORAGE
ROOM THAT HAS BECOME MY LIFE.

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AUDIENCE-FREE FORMER STORAGE
ROOM THAT HAS BECOME MY LIFE.
I'VE MISSED YOU, SIX FOOT

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ROOM THAT HAS BECOME MY LIFE.
I'VE MISSED YOU, SIX FOOT
CEILINGS AND DEAFENING SILENCE.

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I'VE MISSED YOU, SIX FOOT
CEILINGS AND DEAFENING SILENCE.
WE'VE BEEN OFF FOR A WEEK, BUT

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CEILINGS AND DEAFENING SILENCE.
WE'VE BEEN OFF FOR A WEEK, BUT
YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER STOPS?

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WE'VE BEEN OFF FOR A WEEK, BUT
YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER STOPS?
THE G.O.P.'S PURGE OF ANYONE WHO

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YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER STOPS?
THE G.O.P.'S PURGE OF ANYONE WHO
DARES QUESTION THE FORMER

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THE G.O.P.'S PURGE OF ANYONE WHO
DARES QUESTION THE FORMER
SIR EATS A LOT.

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DARES QUESTION THE FORMER
SIR EATS A LOT.
CASE IN POINT

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SIR EATS A LOT.
CASE IN POINT
PRESIDENT, G.O.P. CONFERENCE

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CASE IN POINT
PRESIDENT, G.O.P. CONFERENCE
CHAIRWOMAN AND ONLY PERSON

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PRESIDENT, G.O.P. CONFERENCE
CHAIRWOMAN AND ONLY PERSON
NOTICING THE ZOMBIES BREACHING

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CHAIRWOMAN AND ONLY PERSON
NOTICING THE ZOMBIES BREACHING
THE BARRICADE, LIZ CHENEY.

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NOTICING THE ZOMBIES BREACHING
THE BARRICADE, LIZ CHENEY.
CHENEY IS A HARD-RIGHT

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THE BARRICADE, LIZ CHENEY.
CHENEY IS A HARD-RIGHT
CONSERVATIVE, BUT SHE WAS ALSO

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CHENEY IS A HARD-RIGHT
CONSERVATIVE, BUT SHE WAS ALSO
ONE OF ONLY 10 REPUBLICANS WHO

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CONSERVATIVE, BUT SHE WAS ALSO
ONE OF ONLY 10 REPUBLICANS WHO
VOTED TO IMPEACH THE YMCA-HOLE.

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ONE OF ONLY 10 REPUBLICANS WHO
VOTED TO IMPEACH THE YMCA-HOLE.
AS A RESULT, MAGAHEADS WANT TO

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VOTED TO IMPEACH THE YMCA-HOLE.
AS A RESULT, MAGAHEADS WANT TO
OUST CHENEY FROM HER LEADERSHIP

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AS A RESULT, MAGAHEADS WANT TO
OUST CHENEY FROM HER LEADERSHIP
POSITION IN THE HOUSE, AND THAT

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OUST CHENEY FROM HER LEADERSHIP
POSITION IN THE HOUSE, AND THAT
DRIVE JUST GOT THE SUPPORT OF

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POSITION IN THE HOUSE, AND THAT
DRIVE JUST GOT THE SUPPORT OF
HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND GUY

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DRIVE JUST GOT THE SUPPORT OF
HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND GUY
WATCHING HIS EX-WIFE SET FIRE TO

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HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND GUY
WATCHING HIS EX-WIFE SET FIRE TO
HIS MODEL TRAINS, KEVIN

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WATCHING HIS EX-WIFE SET FIRE TO
HIS MODEL TRAINS, KEVIN
MCCARTHY.

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HIS MODEL TRAINS, KEVIN
MCCARTHY.
LAST WEEK, MCCARTHY GOT CAUGHT

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MCCARTHY.
LAST WEEK, MCCARTHY GOT CAUGHT
SAYING THIS ABOUT CHENEY ON A

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LAST WEEK, MCCARTHY GOT CAUGHT
SAYING THIS ABOUT CHENEY ON A
HOT MIC THAT HE DEFINITELY KNEW

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SAYING THIS ABOUT CHENEY ON A
HOT MIC THAT HE DEFINITELY KNEW
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HOT MIC THAT HE DEFINITELY KNEW
WAS ON:
>> I THINK SHE'S GOT REAL

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WAS ON:
>> I THINK SHE'S GOT REAL
PROBLEMS.

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>> I THINK SHE'S GOT REAL
PROBLEMS.
I'VE HAD IT WITH-- I'VE HAD IT

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PROBLEMS.
I'VE HAD IT WITH-- I'VE HAD IT
WITH HER.

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I'VE HAD IT WITH-- I'VE HAD IT
WITH HER.
YOU KNOW, I'VE LOST CONFIDENCE.

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WITH HER.
YOU KNOW, I'VE LOST CONFIDENCE.
>> Stephen: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE

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YOU KNOW, I'VE LOST CONFIDENCE.
>> Stephen: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
GOP?

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>> Stephen: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
GOP?
BACK IN CHENEY'S FATHER'S DAY,

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GOP?
BACK IN CHENEY'S FATHER'S DAY,
IF YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH A

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BACK IN CHENEY'S FATHER'S DAY,
IF YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH A
FELLOW REPUBLICAN, YOU DIDN'T

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IF YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH A
FELLOW REPUBLICAN, YOU DIDN'T
STAB THEM IN THE BACK.

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FELLOW REPUBLICAN, YOU DIDN'T
STAB THEM IN THE BACK.
YOU SHOT THEM IN THE FACE ON A

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STAB THEM IN THE BACK.
YOU SHOT THEM IN THE FACE ON A
HUNTING TRIP.

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YOU SHOT THEM IN THE FACE ON A
HUNTING TRIP.
AND THEN MADE THEM GO ON TV AND

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HUNTING TRIP.
AND THEN MADE THEM GO ON TV AND
APOLOGIZE TO YOU.

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AND THEN MADE THEM GO ON TV AND
APOLOGIZE TO YOU.
HAS THERE EVER BEEN ANYONE IN

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APOLOGIZE TO YOU.
HAS THERE EVER BEEN ANYONE IN
GOVERNMENT AS WEAK AS KEVIN

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HAS THERE EVER BEEN ANYONE IN
GOVERNMENT AS WEAK AS KEVIN
MCCARTHY?

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GOVERNMENT AS WEAK AS KEVIN
MCCARTHY?
HE BARELY ESCAPED A MURDEROUS

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MCCARTHY?
HE BARELY ESCAPED A MURDEROUS
MOB ON JANUARY 6TH, CALLED THE

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HE BARELY ESCAPED A MURDEROUS
MOB ON JANUARY 6TH, CALLED THE
PRESIDENT FOR HELP, WAS DENIED

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MOB ON JANUARY 6TH, CALLED THE
PRESIDENT FOR HELP, WAS DENIED
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PRESIDENT FOR HELP, WAS DENIED
ANY HELP, HELD THE FORMER
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ANY HELP, HELD THE FORMER
PRESIDENT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE
RIOT, THEN SPENT THE NEXT FOUR

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PRESIDENT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE
RIOT, THEN SPENT THE NEXT FOUR
MONTHS SUCKING UP TO HIM.

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RIOT, THEN SPENT THE NEXT FOUR
MONTHS SUCKING UP TO HIM.
IT REMINDS ME OF THAT SCENE IN

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MONTHS SUCKING UP TO HIM.
IT REMINDS ME OF THAT SCENE IN
THE PRINCESS BRIDE:

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IT REMINDS ME OF THAT SCENE IN
THE PRINCESS BRIDE:
>> MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA.

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THE PRINCESS BRIDE:
>> MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA.
YOU KILLED MY FATHER.

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>> MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA.
YOU KILLED MY FATHER.
AND THAT'S OKAY BY ME

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YOU KILLED MY FATHER.
AND THAT'S OKAY BY ME
>> Stephen: SO NOW, THE ONLY

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AND THAT'S OKAY BY ME
>> Stephen: SO NOW, THE ONLY
G.O.P. PURITY TEST IS LOYALTY TO

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>> Stephen: SO NOW, THE ONLY
G.O.P. PURITY TEST IS LOYALTY TO
MAYOR MCTREASON.

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G.O.P. PURITY TEST IS LOYALTY TO
MAYOR MCTREASON.
BUT HERE'S THE THING, RECENT

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MAYOR MCTREASON.
BUT HERE'S THE THING, RECENT
INTERNAL REPUBLICAN POLLING

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BUT HERE'S THE THING, RECENT
INTERNAL REPUBLICAN POLLING
FOUND THAT IN CORE BATTLEGROUND

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INTERNAL REPUBLICAN POLLING
FOUND THAT IN CORE BATTLEGROUND
DISTRICTS, THE EXPRESIDENT'S

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FOUND THAT IN CORE BATTLEGROUND
DISTRICTS, THE EXPRESIDENT'S
UNFAVORABLE RATINGS WERE 15

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DISTRICTS, THE EXPRESIDENT'S
UNFAVORABLE RATINGS WERE 15
POINTS HIGHER THAN HIS

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UNFAVORABLE RATINGS WERE 15
POINTS HIGHER THAN HIS
FAVORABLES.

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POINTS HIGHER THAN HIS
FAVORABLES.
FAVORABLES, OF COURSE, IS HOW

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FAVORABLES.
FAVORABLES, OF COURSE, IS HOW
THE BRITISH REFER TO THEIR

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FAVORABLES, OF COURSE, IS HOW
THE BRITISH REFER TO THEIR
TESTICLES.

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THE BRITISH REFER TO THEIR
TESTICLES.
(HIGH BRITISH ACCENT)

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TESTICLES.
(HIGH BRITISH ACCENT)
OOH RIGHT IN ME FAVORABLES

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(HIGH BRITISH ACCENT)
OOH RIGHT IN ME FAVORABLES
ACCORDING TO THE G.O.P.'S OWN

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OOH RIGHT IN ME FAVORABLES
ACCORDING TO THE G.O.P.'S OWN
NUMBERS, THE COVFE-FOOL POLLS

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ACCORDING TO THE G.O.P.'S OWN
NUMBERS, THE COVFE-FOOL POLLS
LOWER THAN JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY

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NUMBERS, THE COVFE-FOOL POLLS
LOWER THAN JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY
AND EVERYTHING: PRESIDENT BIDEN

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LOWER THAN JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY
AND EVERYTHING: PRESIDENT BIDEN
SMOKED HIM WITH A 54%

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AND EVERYTHING: PRESIDENT BIDEN
SMOKED HIM WITH A 54%
FAVORABILITY.

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SMOKED HIM WITH A 54%
FAVORABILITY.
VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS WAS ALSO

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FAVORABILITY.
VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS WAS ALSO
MORE POPULAR.

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VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS WAS ALSO
MORE POPULAR.
HE ALSO POLLED LOWER THAN

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MORE POPULAR.
HE ALSO POLLED LOWER THAN
41% VS. KILLED BY CHINESE ROCKET

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HE ALSO POLLED LOWER THAN
41% VS. KILLED BY CHINESE ROCKET
49% TED CRUZ'S BEARD CRABS.

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41% VS. KILLED BY CHINESE ROCKET
49% TED CRUZ'S BEARD CRABS.
BUT G.O.P. HOUSE MEMBERS MIGHT

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49% TED CRUZ'S BEARD CRABS.
BUT G.O.P. HOUSE MEMBERS MIGHT
NOT KNOW THEY'RE SHOOTING

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BUT G.O.P. HOUSE MEMBERS MIGHT
NOT KNOW THEY'RE SHOOTING
THEMSELVES IN THE FOOT, BECAUSE

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NOT KNOW THEY'RE SHOOTING
THEMSELVES IN THE FOOT, BECAUSE
THEIR OWN G.O.P. LEADERSHIP

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THEMSELVES IN THE FOOT, BECAUSE
THEIR OWN G.O.P. LEADERSHIP
REPORTEDLY HID THOSE WEAK

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THEIR OWN G.O.P. LEADERSHIP
REPORTEDLY HID THOSE WEAK
POLLING NUMBERS AT RECENT

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REPORTEDLY HID THOSE WEAK
POLLING NUMBERS AT RECENT
RETREATS.

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POLLING NUMBERS AT RECENT
RETREATS.
SO THE G.O.P. IS NOW ONE BIG

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RETREATS.
SO THE G.O.P. IS NOW ONE BIG
GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE, BECAUSE

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SO THE G.O.P. IS NOW ONE BIG
GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE, BECAUSE
YOU DON'T DARE TELL THE TRUTH.

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GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE, BECAUSE
YOU DON'T DARE TELL THE TRUTH.
NOW, NOWHERE IS THE G.O.P.'S

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YOU DON'T DARE TELL THE TRUTH.
NOW, NOWHERE IS THE G.O.P.'S
COMPLETE RETREAT FROM REALITY

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NOW, NOWHERE IS THE G.O.P.'S
COMPLETE RETREAT FROM REALITY
WORSE THAN THEIR SO-CALLED

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COMPLETE RETREAT FROM REALITY
WORSE THAN THEIR SO-CALLED
ELECTION AUDIT IN MARICOPA

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WORSE THAN THEIR SO-CALLED
ELECTION AUDIT IN MARICOPA
COUNTY, ARIZONA.

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ELECTION AUDIT IN MARICOPA
COUNTY, ARIZONA.
MARICOPA ALREADY HAD TWO

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COUNTY, ARIZONA.
MARICOPA ALREADY HAD TWO
OFFICIAL AUDITS RIGHT AFTER THE

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MARICOPA ALREADY HAD TWO
OFFICIAL AUDITS RIGHT AFTER THE
ELECTION, BOTH OF WHICH REVEALED

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OFFICIAL AUDITS RIGHT AFTER THE
ELECTION, BOTH OF WHICH REVEALED
EXACTLY ZERO SHENANIGANS.

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ELECTION, BOTH OF WHICH REVEALED
EXACTLY ZERO SHENANIGANS.
SO THE REPUBLICAN ARIZONA STATE

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EXACTLY ZERO SHENANIGANS.
SO THE REPUBLICAN ARIZONA STATE
SENATE ORDERED ANOTHER AUDIT,

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SO THE REPUBLICAN ARIZONA STATE
SENATE ORDERED ANOTHER AUDIT,
THIS TIME BY THE PRIVATE

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SENATE ORDERED ANOTHER AUDIT,
THIS TIME BY THE PRIVATE
SECURITY FIRM, CYBER NINJAS.

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THIS TIME BY THE PRIVATE
SECURITY FIRM, CYBER NINJAS.
ALSO THE NAME OF A

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SECURITY FIRM, CYBER NINJAS.
ALSO THE NAME OF A
KNOCKOFF

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ALSO THE NAME OF A
KNOCKOFF
LUKE SKYWALKER TOY.

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KNOCKOFF
LUKE SKYWALKER TOY.
APPARENTLY, THE CYBER NINJAS

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LUKE SKYWALKER TOY.
APPARENTLY, THE CYBER NINJAS
HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE IN ELECTION

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APPARENTLY, THE CYBER NINJAS
HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE IN ELECTION
AUDITS.

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HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE IN ELECTION
AUDITS.
OR PERHAPS THEIR YEARS OF

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AUDITS.
OR PERHAPS THEIR YEARS OF
TRAINING ALLOW THEM TO AUDIT

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OR PERHAPS THEIR YEARS OF
TRAINING ALLOW THEM TO AUDIT
ELECTIONS WITHOUT A TRACE.

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TRAINING ALLOW THEM TO AUDIT
ELECTIONS WITHOUT A TRACE.
CYBERNINJA!

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ELECTIONS WITHOUT A TRACE.
CYBERNINJA!
HA!

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CYBERNINJA!
HA!
EVEN THE FOAM ONES HURT A LITTLE

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HA!
EVEN THE FOAM ONES HURT A LITTLE
BIT

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EVEN THE FOAM ONES HURT A LITTLE
BIT
IT TURNS OUT CYBER NINJA IS

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BIT
IT TURNS OUT CYBER NINJA IS
OWNED BY CONSPIRACY THEORIST

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IT TURNS OUT CYBER NINJA IS
OWNED BY CONSPIRACY THEORIST
DOUG LOGAN, WHO RETWEETED S

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OWNED BY CONSPIRACY THEORIST
DOUG LOGAN, WHO RETWEETED S
MONTHS AGO PREDICTING THAT ANY

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DOUG LOGAN, WHO RETWEETED S
MONTHS AGO PREDICTING THAT ANY
ARIZONA AUDIT WOULD INEVITABLY

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MONTHS AGO PREDICTING THAT ANY
ARIZONA AUDIT WOULD INEVITABLY
UNCOVER HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF

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ARIZONA AUDIT WOULD INEVITABLY
UNCOVER HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF
UNCOUNTED VOTES FOR THE FORMER

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UNCOVER HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF
UNCOUNTED VOTES FOR THE FORMER
PRESIDENT.

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UNCOUNTED VOTES FOR THE FORMER
PRESIDENT.
I QUESTION THE NEUTRALITY OF

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PRESIDENT.
I QUESTION THE NEUTRALITY OF
THAT PREDICTION.

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I QUESTION THE NEUTRALITY OF
THAT PREDICTION.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE SAYING,

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THAT PREDICTION.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE SAYING,
I PREDICT THAT SOMEONE'S GOING

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THAT WOULD BE LIKE SAYING,
I PREDICT THAT SOMEONE'S GOING
TO BREAK INTO MY NEIGHBOR

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I PREDICT THAT SOMEONE'S GOING
TO BREAK INTO MY NEIGHBOR
GLENN'S HOUSE WHEN HE'S IN BOCA

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TO BREAK INTO MY NEIGHBOR
GLENN'S HOUSE WHEN HE'S IN BOCA
THIS WEEKEND.

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GLENN'S HOUSE WHEN HE'S IN BOCA
THIS WEEKEND.
AND MY POWERFUL SIXTH SENSE IS

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THIS WEEKEND.
AND MY POWERFUL SIXTH SENSE IS
ALSO TELLING ME THAT HIS FLAT

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AND MY POWERFUL SIXTH SENSE IS
ALSO TELLING ME THAT HIS FLAT
SCREN IS GOING TO LOOK GREAT IN

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ALSO TELLING ME THAT HIS FLAT
SCREN IS GOING TO LOOK GREAT IN
MY DEN.

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SCREN IS GOING TO LOOK GREAT IN
MY DEN.
BECAUSE THE TWO OFFICIAL AUDITS

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MY DEN.
BECAUSE THE TWO OFFICIAL AUDITS
FOUND NO FRAUD, THE CYBER NINJAS

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BECAUSE THE TWO OFFICIAL AUDITS
FOUND NO FRAUD, THE CYBER NINJAS
ARE THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX.

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FOUND NO FRAUD, THE CYBER NINJAS
ARE THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX.
AND THE BRAIN.

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ARE THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX.
AND THE BRAIN.
BEACUSE THEY'RE EXAMINING

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AND THE BRAIN.
BEACUSE THEY'RE EXAMINING
BALLOTS USING

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BEACUSE THEY'RE EXAMINING
BALLOTS USING
MICROSCOPES AND ULTRAVIOLET

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BALLOTS USING
MICROSCOPES AND ULTRAVIOLET
LIGHT, IN A HUNT FOR ANY BAMBOO

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MICROSCOPES AND ULTRAVIOLET
LIGHT, IN A HUNT FOR ANY BAMBOO
PARTICLES, WHICH BELIEVERS,

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LIGHT, IN A HUNT FOR ANY BAMBOO
PARTICLES, WHICH BELIEVERS,
THINK WOULD SUGGEST THAT THE

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PARTICLES, WHICH BELIEVERS,
THINK WOULD SUGGEST THAT THE
BALLOTS WERE PLANTED BY CHINA.

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THINK WOULD SUGGEST THAT THE
BALLOTS WERE PLANTED BY CHINA.
THAT'S INSANE.

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BALLOTS WERE PLANTED BY CHINA.
THAT'S INSANE.
BAMBOO LITERALLY GROWS

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THAT'S INSANE.
BAMBOO LITERALLY GROWS
EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

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BAMBOO LITERALLY GROWS
EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
IF YOU WANT TO PROVE THE BALLOTS

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EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
IF YOU WANT TO PROVE THE BALLOTS
ARE FROM CHINA, YOU GOTTA LOOK

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IF YOU WANT TO PROVE THE BALLOTS
ARE FROM CHINA, YOU GOTTA LOOK
FOR LITTLE BITS OF PANDA FUR AND

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ARE FROM CHINA, YOU GOTTA LOOK
FOR LITTLE BITS OF PANDA FUR AND
TRACES OF IVANKA HANDBAGS.

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FOR LITTLE BITS OF PANDA FUR AND
TRACES OF IVANKA HANDBAGS.
BUT IT'S NOT JUST THE PAPER

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TRACES OF IVANKA HANDBAGS.
BUT IT'S NOT JUST THE PAPER
BALLOTS, THE CYBER NINJAS ARE

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BUT IT'S NOT JUST THE PAPER
BALLOTS, THE CYBER NINJAS ARE
NOW DEMANDING ACCESS TO

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BALLOTS, THE CYBER NINJAS ARE
NOW DEMANDING ACCESS TO
GOVERNMENT INTERNET ROUTERS AND

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NOW DEMANDING ACCESS TO
GOVERNMENT INTERNET ROUTERS AND
PASSWORDS.

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GOVERNMENT INTERNET ROUTERS AND
PASSWORDS.
C'MON, IT'S ARIZONA.

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PASSWORDS.
C'MON, IT'S ARIZONA.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO FIGURE OUT

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C'MON, IT'S ARIZONA.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO FIGURE OUT
THEIR PASSWORDS?

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HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO FIGURE OUT
THEIR PASSWORDS?
TRY

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THEIR PASSWORDS?
TRY
CACTUSRIFLE-DREAMCATCHER-IT'S-A-

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TRY
CACTUSRIFLE-DREAMCATCHER-IT'S-A-
DRY-HEAT-69.

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CACTUSRIFLE-DREAMCATCHER-IT'S-A-
DRY-HEAT-69.
THE PASSWORDS WOULD GIVE CYBER

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DRY-HEAT-69.
THE PASSWORDS WOULD GIVE CYBER
NINJAS ACCESS TO PEOPLE'S VOTING

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THE PASSWORDS WOULD GIVE CYBER
NINJAS ACCESS TO PEOPLE'S VOTING
HISTORY, HOME ADDRESSES, PHONE

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NINJAS ACCESS TO PEOPLE'S VOTING
HISTORY, HOME ADDRESSES, PHONE
AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS, BUT

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HISTORY, HOME ADDRESSES, PHONE
AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS, BUT
THAT'S NOT EVEN THE MOST

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AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS, BUT
THAT'S NOT EVEN THE MOST
INVASIVE THING THEY WANT TO DO,

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THAT'S NOT EVEN THE MOST
INVASIVE THING THEY WANT TO DO,
BECAUSE ONE OF THEIR PLANS

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INVASIVE THING THEY WANT TO DO,
BECAUSE ONE OF THEIR PLANS
INVOLVED

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BECAUSE ONE OF THEIR PLANS
INVOLVED
CANVASSERS KNOCKING ON

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INVOLVED
CANVASSERS KNOCKING ON
RESIDENTS' DOORS TO ASK THEM

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CANVASSERS KNOCKING ON
RESIDENTS' DOORS TO ASK THEM
ABOUT THEIR VOTES.

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RESIDENTS' DOORS TO ASK THEM
ABOUT THEIR VOTES.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT NINJAS ARE

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ABOUT THEIR VOTES.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT NINJAS ARE
BEST KNOWN FOR: KNOCKING ON

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BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT NINJAS ARE
BEST KNOWN FOR: KNOCKING ON
PEOPLE'S DOORS IN BROAD

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BEST KNOWN FOR: KNOCKING ON
PEOPLE'S DOORS IN BROAD
DAYLIGHT.

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PEOPLE'S DOORS IN BROAD
DAYLIGHT.
AFTER THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

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DAYLIGHT.
AFTER THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
COMPLAINED, SENATE REPUBLICANS

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AFTER THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
COMPLAINED, SENATE REPUBLICANS
BACKED OFF ON THE DOOR-TO-DOOR

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COMPLAINED, SENATE REPUBLICANS
BACKED OFF ON THE DOOR-TO-DOOR
CANVASSING, BUT KEPT THE OPTION

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BACKED OFF ON THE DOOR-TO-DOOR
CANVASSING, BUT KEPT THE OPTION
OPEN, PROMISING ONLY THAT

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CANVASSING, BUT KEPT THE OPTION
OPEN, PROMISING ONLY THAT
IF CANVASSERS ARE SENT OUT AT

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OPEN, PROMISING ONLY THAT
IF CANVASSERS ARE SENT OUT AT
SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, THEY

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IF CANVASSERS ARE SENT OUT AT
SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, THEY
WOULD NOT BE ARMED.

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SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, THEY
WOULD NOT BE ARMED.
THANKS?

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WOULD NOT BE ARMED.
THANKS?
HOW IS THAT A THING YOU HAVE TO

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THANKS?
HOW IS THAT A THING YOU HAVE TO
PROMISE?

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HOW IS THAT A THING YOU HAVE TO
PROMISE?
THAT'S LIKE FINDING A FLIER IN

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PROMISE?
THAT'S LIKE FINDING A FLIER IN
YOUR MAILBOX THAT SAYS:

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THAT'S LIKE FINDING A FLIER IN
YOUR MAILBOX THAT SAYS:
TROOP 167 WILL BE OUT THIS

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YOUR MAILBOX THAT SAYS:
TROOP 167 WILL BE OUT THIS
WEEKEND SELLING COOKIES TROOP

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TROOP 167 WILL BE OUT THIS
WEEKEND SELLING COOKIES TROOP
...WITHOUT MACHETES.

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WEEKEND SELLING COOKIES TROOP
...WITHOUT MACHETES.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, THE GOP

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...WITHOUT MACHETES.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, THE GOP
HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE-- THANKS TO

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NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, THE GOP
HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE-- THANKS TO
RISING YOUNG STARS LIKE

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HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE-- THANKS TO
RISING YOUNG STARS LIKE
IOWA SENATOR AND NOSFERATU'S

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RISING YOUNG STARS LIKE
IOWA SENATOR AND NOSFERATU'S
ACCOUNTANT, CHUCK GRASSLEY.

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IOWA SENATOR AND NOSFERATU'S
ACCOUNTANT, CHUCK GRASSLEY.
GRASSLEY HAS HELD PUBLIC OFFICE

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ACCOUNTANT, CHUCK GRASSLEY.
GRASSLEY HAS HELD PUBLIC OFFICE
SINCE 1959, AND HE'S CONSIDERING

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GRASSLEY HAS HELD PUBLIC OFFICE
SINCE 1959, AND HE'S CONSIDERING
RUNNING FOR AN 8TH SENATE TERM

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SINCE 1959, AND HE'S CONSIDERING
RUNNING FOR AN 8TH SENATE TERM
NEXT YEAR AT THE AGE OF 87.

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RUNNING FOR AN 8TH SENATE TERM
NEXT YEAR AT THE AGE OF 87.
AS HE TOLD REPORTERS,

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NEXT YEAR AT THE AGE OF 87.
AS HE TOLD REPORTERS,
LISTEN, THERE'S NOTHING I SEE

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AS HE TOLD REPORTERS,
LISTEN, THERE'S NOTHING I SEE
THAT'S GOING TO KEEP ME FROM

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LISTEN, THERE'S NOTHING I SEE
THAT'S GOING TO KEEP ME FROM
SERVING ANOTHER SIX YEARS IF I

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THAT'S GOING TO KEEP ME FROM
SERVING ANOTHER SIX YEARS IF I
DECIDE TO DO IT.

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SERVING ANOTHER SIX YEARS IF I
DECIDE TO DO IT.
(OLD MAN VOICE)

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DECIDE TO DO IT.
(OLD MAN VOICE)
'COURSE, I DON'T SEE MUCH THESE

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(OLD MAN VOICE)
'COURSE, I DON'T SEE MUCH THESE
DAYS, GIVEN MY ARTHRITIC

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'COURSE, I DON'T SEE MUCH THESE
DAYS, GIVEN MY ARTHRITIC
RETINAS.

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DAYS, GIVEN MY ARTHRITIC
RETINAS.
THIS MORNING I SPENT AN HOUR

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RETINAS.
THIS MORNING I SPENT AN HOUR
EXPLAINING MY TAX POLICY TO A

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THIS MORNING I SPENT AN HOUR
EXPLAINING MY TAX POLICY TO A
BEAUTIFUL YOUNG REDHEAD WHO

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EXPLAINING MY TAX POLICY TO A
BEAUTIFUL YOUNG REDHEAD WHO
TURNED OUT TO BE A TRAFFIC CONE.

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BEAUTIFUL YOUNG REDHEAD WHO
TURNED OUT TO BE A TRAFFIC CONE.
I GOT TO SECOND BASE BUT

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TURNED OUT TO BE A TRAFFIC CONE.
I GOT TO SECOND BASE BUT
GRASSLEY IS DOING EVERYTHING HE

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I GOT TO SECOND BASE BUT
GRASSLEY IS DOING EVERYTHING HE
CAN TO STAY FIT FOR THE CAMPAIGN

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GRASSLEY IS DOING EVERYTHING HE
CAN TO STAY FIT FOR THE CAMPAIGN
TRAIL.

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CAN TO STAY FIT FOR THE CAMPAIGN
TRAIL.
THIS WEEK HE TOLD REPORTERS

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TRAIL.
THIS WEEK HE TOLD REPORTERS
CHUCK GRASSLEY STILL GETS UP AT

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THIS WEEK HE TOLD REPORTERS
CHUCK GRASSLEY STILL GETS UP AT
4 A.M. EVERY DAY AND OFTEN GOES

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CHUCK GRASSLEY STILL GETS UP AT
4 A.M. EVERY DAY AND OFTEN GOES
FOR A 2 MILE RUN.

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4 A.M. EVERY DAY AND OFTEN GOES
FOR A 2 MILE RUN.
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULD PUT

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FOR A 2 MILE RUN.
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULD PUT
HIS BATHROOM THAT FAR AWAY.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULD PUT
HIS BATHROOM THAT FAR AWAY.
FOR THOSE OF YOU FITNESS-HEADS

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HIS BATHROOM THAT FAR AWAY.
FOR THOSE OF YOU FITNESS-HEADS
SAYING, TWO MILE RUN?

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FOR THOSE OF YOU FITNESS-HEADS
SAYING, TWO MILE RUN?
DO YOU EVEN LIFT, CHUCK?

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SAYING, TWO MILE RUN?
DO YOU EVEN LIFT, CHUCK?
DON'T WORRY, BROSEPH, BECAUSE

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DO YOU EVEN LIFT, CHUCK?
DON'T WORRY, BROSEPH, BECAUSE
THE 87-YEAR-OLD DOES PUSH-UPS,

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DON'T WORRY, BROSEPH, BECAUSE
THE 87-YEAR-OLD DOES PUSH-UPS,
TOO.

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THE 87-YEAR-OLD DOES PUSH-UPS,
TOO.
WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THE

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TOO.
WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THE
PUSH UP GAME MYSELF.

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WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THE
PUSH UP GAME MYSELF.
WATCH THIS:

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PUSH UP GAME MYSELF.
WATCH THIS:
JIM?

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WATCH THIS:
JIM?
THANK YOU

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JIM?
THANK YOU
AND TO ANYONE DOUBTING HIS

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THANK YOU
AND TO ANYONE DOUBTING HIS
PUSH-UP PROWESS, GRASSLEY ASKED

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AND TO ANYONE DOUBTING HIS
PUSH-UP PROWESS, GRASSLEY ASKED
REPORTERS: YOU WANT ME TO DO 35

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PUSH-UP PROWESS, GRASSLEY ASKED
REPORTERS: YOU WANT ME TO DO 35
FOR YOU?

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REPORTERS: YOU WANT ME TO DO 35
FOR YOU?
I KNOW HE'S TRYING TO SEEM YOUNG

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FOR YOU?
I KNOW HE'S TRYING TO SEEM YOUNG
AND VITAL, BUT NOTHING SCREAMS

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I KNOW HE'S TRYING TO SEEM YOUNG
AND VITAL, BUT NOTHING SCREAMS
OLD MAN LIKE RANDOMLY ASKING

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AND VITAL, BUT NOTHING SCREAMS
OLD MAN LIKE RANDOMLY ASKING
PEOPLE TO WATCH YOU EXERCISE.

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OLD MAN LIKE RANDOMLY ASKING
PEOPLE TO WATCH YOU EXERCISE.
(AS OLD MAN)

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PEOPLE TO WATCH YOU EXERCISE.
(AS OLD MAN)
HAPPY GRADUATION, KIDDO.

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(AS OLD MAN)
HAPPY GRADUATION, KIDDO.
YOU KNOW, I'M STILL A YOUNG BUCK

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HAPPY GRADUATION, KIDDO.
YOU KNOW, I'M STILL A YOUNG BUCK
MYSELF.

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YOU KNOW, I'M STILL A YOUNG BUCK
MYSELF.
LET'S STRIP DOWN TO OUR UNION

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MYSELF.
LET'S STRIP DOWN TO OUR UNION
SUITS, GREASE UP, AND

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LET'S STRIP DOWN TO OUR UNION
SUITS, GREASE UP, AND
GRECO-ROMAN WRESTLE.

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SUITS, GREASE UP, AND
GRECO-ROMAN WRESTLE.
BUT WHAT THE HELL, IF 87-YEAR

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GRECO-ROMAN WRESTLE.
BUT WHAT THE HELL, IF 87-YEAR
OLD CHUCK GRASSLEY IS THROWING

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BUT WHAT THE HELL, IF 87-YEAR
OLD CHUCK GRASSLEY IS THROWING
OUT A PUSH-UP CHALLENGE, THEN I

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OLD CHUCK GRASSLEY IS THROWING
OUT A PUSH-UP CHALLENGE, THEN I
GOTTA STEP UP.

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OUT A PUSH-UP CHALLENGE, THEN I
GOTTA STEP UP.
I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING, CHUCK

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GOTTA STEP UP.
I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING, CHUCK
GRASSLEY, BECAUSE I ACCEPT YOUR

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I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING, CHUCK
GRASSLEY, BECAUSE I ACCEPT YOUR
OFFER.

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GRASSLEY, BECAUSE I ACCEPT YOUR
OFFER.
YOU AND ME, HEAD TO HEAD, AND I

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OFFER.
YOU AND ME, HEAD TO HEAD, AND I
WILL WATCH YOU DO 35 PUSHUPS.

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YOU AND ME, HEAD TO HEAD, AND I
WILL WATCH YOU DO 35 PUSHUPS.
I AY BE 56 YEARS OLD FOR TWO

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WILL WATCH YOU DO 35 PUSHUPS.
I AY BE 56 YEARS OLD FOR TWO
MORE DAYS, BUT I STILL HAVE WHAT

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I AY BE 56 YEARS OLD FOR TWO
MORE DAYS, BUT I STILL HAVE WHAT
IT TAKES TO WATCH AN OLD MAN

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MORE DAYS, BUT I STILL HAVE WHAT
IT TAKES TO WATCH AN OLD MAN
SWEAT.

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IT TAKES TO WATCH AN OLD MAN
SWEAT.
YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T HAVE A LOT

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SWEAT.
YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T HAVE A LOT
OF ENERGY?

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YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T HAVE A LOT
OF ENERGY?
AMERICA.

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OF ENERGY?
AMERICA.
BECAUSE THIS WEEKEND THE MAIN

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AMERICA.
BECAUSE THIS WEEKEND THE MAIN
FUEL SUPPLY LINE TO THE EAST

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BECAUSE THIS WEEKEND THE MAIN
FUEL SUPPLY LINE TO THE EAST
COAST SHUT DOWN AFTER  WHAT IS

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FUEL SUPPLY LINE TO THE EAST
COAST SHUT DOWN AFTER  WHAT IS
BELIEVED TO BE THE LARGEST

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COAST SHUT DOWN AFTER  WHAT IS
BELIEVED TO BE THE LARGEST
SUCCESSFUL CYBERATTACK ON OIL

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BELIEVED TO BE THE LARGEST
SUCCESSFUL CYBERATTACK ON OIL
INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE COUNTRY'S

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SUCCESSFUL CYBERATTACK ON OIL
INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE COUNTRY'S
HISTORY.

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INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE COUNTRY'S
HISTORY.
THE BATTLE FOR THE JUICE HAS

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HISTORY.
THE BATTLE FOR THE JUICE HAS
BEGUN WE SHALL MEET AGAIN BEYOND

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THE BATTLE FOR THE JUICE HAS
BEGUN WE SHALL MEET AGAIN BEYOND
THE FORBIDDEN ZONE, WHERE THE

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BEGUN WE SHALL MEET AGAIN BEYOND
THE FORBIDDEN ZONE, WHERE THE
SEAS ARE PETROLEUM AND THE

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THE FORBIDDEN ZONE, WHERE THE
SEAS ARE PETROLEUM AND THE
FOUNTAINS WILL BATHE US IN MOTOR

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SEAS ARE PETROLEUM AND THE
FOUNTAINS WILL BATHE US IN MOTOR
OIL.

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00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:57,562
FOUNTAINS WILL BATHE US IN MOTOR
OIL.
NOW, SOMEONE LEND ME A CUP OF

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OIL.
NOW, SOMEONE LEND ME A CUP OF
UNLEADED PLUS TO JUMP-START UP

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NOW, SOMEONE LEND ME A CUP OF
UNLEADED PLUS TO JUMP-START UP
MY FLAME GUITAR.

339
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,076
UNLEADED PLUS TO JUMP-START UP
MY FLAME GUITAR.
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND

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MY FLAME GUITAR.
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND
SECURITY BELIEVES THE

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THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND
SECURITY BELIEVES THE
INTRUSION IS THE WORK OF THE

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SECURITY BELIEVES THE
INTRUSION IS THE WORK OF THE
CRIMINAL RANSOMWARE GANG KNOWN

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00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:16,982
INTRUSION IS THE WORK OF THE
CRIMINAL RANSOMWARE GANG KNOWN
AS DARKSIDE.

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CRIMINAL RANSOMWARE GANG KNOWN
AS DARKSIDE.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR:

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AS DARKSIDE.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR:
CYBER NINJAS.

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THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR:
CYBER NINJAS.
DARKSIDE CULTIVATES A ROBIN HOOD

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00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,729
CYBER NINJAS.
DARKSIDE CULTIVATES A ROBIN HOOD
IMAGE OF STEALING FROM

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DARKSIDE CULTIVATES A ROBIN HOOD
IMAGE OF STEALING FROM
CORPORATIONS AND GIVING A CUT TO

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IMAGE OF STEALING FROM
CORPORATIONS AND GIVING A CUT TO
CHARITY.

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00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,467
CORPORATIONS AND GIVING A CUT TO
CHARITY.
OKAY, BUT IF YOU WANNA BE SEEN

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CHARITY.
OKAY, BUT IF YOU WANNA BE SEEN
AS THE GOOD GUYS, MAYBE DON'T

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00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:37,736
OKAY, BUT IF YOU WANNA BE SEEN
AS THE GOOD GUYS, MAYBE DON'T
CALL YOURSELF DARKSIDE.

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AS THE GOOD GUYS, MAYBE DON'T
CALL YOURSELF DARKSIDE.
MOTHER THERESA'S LEGACY WOULD BE

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CALL YOURSELF DARKSIDE.
MOTHER THERESA'S LEGACY WOULD BE
A LOT DIFFERENT IF SHE CALLED

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MOTHER THERESA'S LEGACY WOULD BE
A LOT DIFFERENT IF SHE CALLED
HERSELF SISTER DEATH STRIKE.

356
00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:46,778
A LOT DIFFERENT IF SHE CALLED
HERSELF SISTER DEATH STRIKE.
EXPERTS BELIEVE THE PIPELINE

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00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,013
HERSELF SISTER DEATH STRIKE.
EXPERTS BELIEVE THE PIPELINE
WILL BE UP AND RUNNING AGAIN

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EXPERTS BELIEVE THE PIPELINE
WILL BE UP AND RUNNING AGAIN
SOON, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE

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WILL BE UP AND RUNNING AGAIN
SOON, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE
THE SHUTDOWN HAS SPARKED WORRIES

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SOON, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE
THE SHUTDOWN HAS SPARKED WORRIES
OF $3 GAS.

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00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,385
THE SHUTDOWN HAS SPARKED WORRIES
OF $3 GAS.
WHICH IS A LOT.

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OF $3 GAS.
WHICH IS A LOT.
OR A LITTLE.

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00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,553
WHICH IS A LOT.
OR A LITTLE.
I HAVEN'T FILLED UP SINCE MARCH

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OR A LITTLE.
I HAVEN'T FILLED UP SINCE MARCH
OF 2020.

365
00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,457
I HAVEN'T FILLED UP SINCE MARCH
OF 2020.
IF THERE ARE ANY HORSES

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OF 2020.
IF THERE ARE ANY HORSES
WATCHING, THERE'S BIG NEWS IN

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IF THERE ARE ANY HORSES
WATCHING, THERE'S BIG NEWS IN
THE WORLD OF HORSE-RACING.

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00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:03,762
WATCHING, THERE'S BIG NEWS IN
THE WORLD OF HORSE-RACING.
LAST WEEK A HORSE NAMED

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00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,729
THE WORLD OF HORSE-RACING.
LAST WEEK A HORSE NAMED
MEDINA SPIRIT WON THE KENTUCKY

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00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:05,397
LAST WEEK A HORSE NAMED
MEDINA SPIRIT WON THE KENTUCKY
DERBY.

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00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:11,202
MEDINA SPIRIT WON THE KENTUCKY
DERBY.
BUT THAT WIN HAS SOME

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00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,904
DERBY.
BUT THAT WIN HAS SOME
NEIGH-SAYERS, BECAUSE MEDINA

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00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:13,505
BUT THAT WIN HAS SOME
NEIGH-SAYERS, BECAUSE MEDINA
SPIRIT'S KENTUCKY DERBY WIN IS

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00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,107
NEIGH-SAYERS, BECAUSE MEDINA
SPIRIT'S KENTUCKY DERBY WIN IS
IN DOUBT AFTER FAILING A

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00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,475
SPIRIT'S KENTUCKY DERBY WIN IS
IN DOUBT AFTER FAILING A
POST-RACE DRUG TEST.

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00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,010
IN DOUBT AFTER FAILING A
POST-RACE DRUG TEST.
THIS IS THE MOST HIGH-PROFILE

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00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:19,611
POST-RACE DRUG TEST.
THIS IS THE MOST HIGH-PROFILE
ANIMAL DRUG SCANDAL SINCE THE

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00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:20,078
THIS IS THE MOST HIGH-PROFILE
ANIMAL DRUG SCANDAL SINCE THE
WINNER OF LAST YEAR'S

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00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,413
ANIMAL DRUG SCANDAL SINCE THE
WINNER OF LAST YEAR'S
WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW,

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00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:25,316
WINNER OF LAST YEAR'S
WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW,
HEISENBERG.

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00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:25,917
WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW,
HEISENBERG.
MEDINA SPIRIT TESTED POSITIVE

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00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,820
HEISENBERG.
MEDINA SPIRIT TESTED POSITIVE
FOR ELEVATED LEVELS OF

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00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,387
MEDINA SPIRIT TESTED POSITIVE
FOR ELEVATED LEVELS OF
BETAMETHASONE

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00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,556
FOR ELEVATED LEVELS OF
BETAMETHASONE
OR AS IT'S CALLED ON THE STREET:

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00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,391
BETAMETHASONE
OR AS IT'S CALLED ON THE STREET:
THE DEVIL'S OATS, HAPPY APPLES,

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00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,261
OR AS IT'S CALLED ON THE STREET:
THE DEVIL'S OATS, HAPPY APPLES,
OR HORSE HORSE.

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00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,395
THE DEVIL'S OATS, HAPPY APPLES,
OR HORSE HORSE.
THIS SCANDAL IMPLICATES ONE OF

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00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,730
OR HORSE HORSE.
THIS SCANDAL IMPLICATES ONE OF
THE TITANS OF THE SPORT,

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00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,399
THIS SCANDAL IMPLICATES ONE OF
THE TITANS OF THE SPORT,
RENOWNED HORSE TRAINER AND MAN

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00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,568
THE TITANS OF THE SPORT,
RENOWNED HORSE TRAINER AND MAN
WHO ANSWERS EVERY PHONE CALL

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00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,403
RENOWNED HORSE TRAINER AND MAN
WHO ANSWERS EVERY PHONE CALL
WITH TALK TO ME, BOB BAFFERT.

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00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,605
WHO ANSWERS EVERY PHONE CALL
WITH TALK TO ME, BOB BAFFERT.
AFTER THE NEWS OF THE FAILED

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00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,407
WITH TALK TO ME, BOB BAFFERT.
AFTER THE NEWS OF THE FAILED
DRUG TEST, BAFFERT CAME OUT

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00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,508
AFTER THE NEWS OF THE FAILED
DRUG TEST, BAFFERT CAME OUT
STRONG, AND DENIED THAT THE

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00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,376
DRUG TEST, BAFFERT CAME OUT
STRONG, AND DENIED THAT THE
HORSE HAD EVER BEEN TREATED WITH

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00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,411
STRONG, AND DENIED THAT THE
HORSE HAD EVER BEEN TREATED WITH
THE DRUG.

397
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,213
HORSE HAD EVER BEEN TREATED WITH
THE DRUG.
AND THE HORSE CLAIMED IT WAS

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00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:55,814
THE DRUG.
AND THE HORSE CLAIMED IT WAS
JUST HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND.

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00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:56,748
AND THE HORSE CLAIMED IT WAS
JUST HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND.
BAFFERT WANTS US ALL TO KNOW

400
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,415
JUST HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND.
BAFFERT WANTS US ALL TO KNOW
THAT IT'S NOT HIMSELF HE'S

401
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,552
BAFFERT WANTS US ALL TO KNOW
THAT IT'S NOT HIMSELF HE'S
WORRIED ABOUT.

402
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,419
THAT IT'S NOT HIMSELF HE'S
WORRIED ABOUT.
>> I GOT THE BIGGEST GUT PUNCH

403
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:05,323
WORRIED ABOUT.
>> I GOT THE BIGGEST GUT PUNCH
IN RACING FOR SOMETHING THAT I

404
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:05,590
>> I GOT THE BIGGEST GUT PUNCH
IN RACING FOR SOMETHING THAT I
DIDN'T DO.

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00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,559
IN RACING FOR SOMETHING THAT I
DIDN'T DO.
AND-- AND THIS IS REALLY, IT'S

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00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,528
DIDN'T DO.
AND-- AND THIS IS REALLY, IT'S
DISTURBING.

407
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,197
AND-- AND THIS IS REALLY, IT'S
DISTURBING.
IT'S AN INJUSTICE TO THE HORSE

408
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,398
DISTURBING.
IT'S AN INJUSTICE TO THE HORSE
>> Stephen: YES, THIS IS AN

409
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,866
IT'S AN INJUSTICE TO THE HORSE
>> Stephen: YES, THIS IS AN
INJUSTICE TO THE INBRED CREATURE

410
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:15,433
>> Stephen: YES, THIS IS AN
INJUSTICE TO THE INBRED CREATURE
HE FORCES TO RUN IN A CIRCLE

411
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,568
INJUSTICE TO THE INBRED CREATURE
HE FORCES TO RUN IN A CIRCLE
WHILE BEING WHIPPED FOR THE

412
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,469
HE FORCES TO RUN IN A CIRCLE
WHILE BEING WHIPPED FOR THE
PLEASURE OF DRUNK HUMANS

413
00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,571
WHILE BEING WHIPPED FOR THE
PLEASURE OF DRUNK HUMANS
SCREAMING GO FASTER OR BRENDA

414
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,406
PLEASURE OF DRUNK HUMANS
SCREAMING GO FASTER OR BRENDA
WILL LEAVE THEM THIS TIME.

415
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,476
SCREAMING GO FASTER OR BRENDA
WILL LEAVE THEM THIS TIME.
BAFFERT THEN GOT UP ON HIS

416
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,410
WILL LEAVE THEM THIS TIME.
BAFFERT THEN GOT UP ON HIS
EXTREMELY HIGH HORSE AND POINTED

417
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,947
BAFFERT THEN GOT UP ON HIS
EXTREMELY HIGH HORSE AND POINTED
THE FINGER AT THE TRUE CULPRIT:

418
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:29,414
EXTREMELY HIGH HORSE AND POINTED
THE FINGER AT THE TRUE CULPRIT:
WOKE-NESS

419
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:33,151
THE FINGER AT THE TRUE CULPRIT:
WOKE-NESS
>> THIS AMERICA IS DIFFERENT AND

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00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:33,718
WOKE-NESS
>> THIS AMERICA IS DIFFERENT AND
IT WAS LIKE A CANCEL CULTURE

421
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,321
>> THIS AMERICA IS DIFFERENT AND
IT WAS LIKE A CANCEL CULTURE
KIND OF THING.

422
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,422
IT WAS LIKE A CANCEL CULTURE
KIND OF THING.
>> Stephen: (AS BAFFERT)

423
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:41,392
KIND OF THING.
>> Stephen: (AS BAFFERT)
WOKENESS IS KILLING THIS COUNTRY

424
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,794
>> Stephen: (AS BAFFERT)
WOKENESS IS KILLING THIS COUNTRY
IN MY DAY, THERE WERE ONLY 2

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00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:49,400
WOKENESS IS KILLING THIS COUNTRY
IN MY DAY, THERE WERE ONLY 2
A AGAINERS MAN AND MR. POTATOE

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00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,668
IN MY DAY, THERE WERE ONLY 2
A AGAINERS MAN AND MR. POTATOE
HEAD, AND NOBODY CARED IF YOU

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00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,236
A AGAINERS MAN AND MR. POTATOE
HEAD, AND NOBODY CARED IF YOU
PUMPED SEABISCUIT SO FULL OF

428
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,070
HEAD, AND NOBODY CARED IF YOU
PUMPED SEABISCUIT SO FULL OF
GROUND-UP MONKEY GLANDS HIS

429
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:52,937
PUMPED SEABISCUIT SO FULL OF
GROUND-UP MONKEY GLANDS HIS
HEART EXPLODED IN A PHOTO

430
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:53,404
GROUND-UP MONKEY GLANDS HIS
HEART EXPLODED IN A PHOTO
FINISH.

431
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,105
HEART EXPLODED IN A PHOTO
FINISH.
SPEAKING OF TROUBLED CONTESTS,

432
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,573
FINISH.
SPEAKING OF TROUBLED CONTESTS,
THERE'S HUGE NEWS OUT OF

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00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,242
SPEAKING OF TROUBLED CONTESTS,
THERE'S HUGE NEWS OUT OF
TINSELTOWN, HOLLYWOOD,

434
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:57,642
THERE'S HUGE NEWS OUT OF
TINSELTOWN, HOLLYWOOD,
LA-LALAND-IFORNIA.

435
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,511
TINSELTOWN, HOLLYWOOD,
LA-LALAND-IFORNIA.
BECAUSE

436
00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:01,412
LA-LALAND-IFORNIA.
BECAUSE
NBC HAS CANCELLED THE 2022

437
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,080
BECAUSE
NBC HAS CANCELLED THE 2022
GOLDEN GLOBES.

438
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,482
NBC HAS CANCELLED THE 2022
GOLDEN GLOBES.
NOW WHAT'S EVERYONE NOT GOING TO

439
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,416
GOLDEN GLOBES.
NOW WHAT'S EVERYONE NOT GOING TO
WATCH?

440
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,051
NOW WHAT'S EVERYONE NOT GOING TO
WATCH?
THIS IS ALL THANKS TO ONGOING

441
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:07,652
WATCH?
THIS IS ALL THANKS TO ONGOING
CONTROVERSY WITH THE HOLLYWOOD

442
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,187
THIS IS ALL THANKS TO ONGOING
CONTROVERSY WITH THE HOLLYWOOD
FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION, WHICH

443
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:09,554
CONTROVERSY WITH THE HOLLYWOOD
FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION, WHICH
RUNS THE GLOBES.

444
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,490
FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION, WHICH
RUNS THE GLOBES.
EARLIER THIS YEAR, IT WAS

445
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,391
RUNS THE GLOBES.
EARLIER THIS YEAR, IT WAS
REVEALED THAT THE H.F.P.A. HAS

446
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,827
EARLIER THIS YEAR, IT WAS
REVEALED THAT THE H.F.P.A. HAS
ZERO BLACK MEMBERS.

447
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:16,828
REVEALED THAT THE H.F.P.A. HAS
ZERO BLACK MEMBERS.
THE ONLY WAY THE H.F.P.A. COULD

448
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,462
ZERO BLACK MEMBERS.
THE ONLY WAY THE H.F.P.A. COULD
BE MORE WHITE IS IF THEY HOSTED

449
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:21,332
THE ONLY WAY THE H.F.P.A. COULD
BE MORE WHITE IS IF THEY HOSTED
A NETWORK TALK SHOW.

450
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:21,866
BE MORE WHITE IS IF THEY HOSTED
A NETWORK TALK SHOW.
NOW, THE ORGANIZATION HAD

451
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,034
A NETWORK TALK SHOW.
NOW, THE ORGANIZATION HAD
PROMISED TO ADDRESS THEIR

452
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,469
NOW, THE ORGANIZATION HAD
PROMISED TO ADDRESS THEIR
PROBLEMS, BUT OVER THE WEEKEND,

453
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,403
PROMISED TO ADDRESS THEIR
PROBLEMS, BUT OVER THE WEEKEND,
DUE TO A LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN

454
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,473
PROBLEMS, BUT OVER THE WEEKEND,
DUE TO A LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN
THE PROPOSED REFORMS, THE GOLDEN

455
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,407
DUE TO A LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN
THE PROPOSED REFORMS, THE GOLDEN
GLOBES WERE BOYCOTTED BY

456
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,543
THE PROPOSED REFORMS, THE GOLDEN
GLOBES WERE BOYCOTTED BY
WARNERMEDIA, NETFLIX AND AMAZON.

457
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,411
GLOBES WERE BOYCOTTED BY
WARNERMEDIA, NETFLIX AND AMAZON.
THEN, THE FINAL BOMBSHELL: TODAY

458
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,047
WARNERMEDIA, NETFLIX AND AMAZON.
THEN, THE FINAL BOMBSHELL: TODAY
WE LEARNED IN PROTEST OF THE

459
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:36,681
THEN, THE FINAL BOMBSHELL: TODAY
WE LEARNED IN PROTEST OF THE
ONGOING CONTROVERSY, TOM CRUISE

460
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,415
WE LEARNED IN PROTEST OF THE
ONGOING CONTROVERSY, TOM CRUISE
HAS RETURNED THE THREE GOLDEN

461
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,084
ONGOING CONTROVERSY, TOM CRUISE
HAS RETURNED THE THREE GOLDEN
GLOBES HE EARNED.

462
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:40,652
HAS RETURNED THE THREE GOLDEN
GLOBES HE EARNED.
THAT'S RIGHT.

463
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,419
GLOBES HE EARNED.
THAT'S RIGHT.
TOM WAS SO MAD, HE PAID FOR

464
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:45,390
THAT'S RIGHT.
TOM WAS SO MAD, HE PAID FOR
SHIPPING.

465
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,358
TOM WAS SO MAD, HE PAID FOR
SHIPPING.
THIS IS ALL HAPPENING FAST, AND

466
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,359
SHIPPING.
THIS IS ALL HAPPENING FAST, AND
WE HERE AT LATE SHOW MEDIA

467
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,394
THIS IS ALL HAPPENING FAST, AND
WE HERE AT LATE SHOW MEDIA
SOLUTIONS ARE DOING EVERYTHING

468
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,596
WE HERE AT LATE SHOW MEDIA
SOLUTIONS ARE DOING EVERYTHING
WE CAN TO KEEP YOU UP TO THE

469
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,297
SOLUTIONS ARE DOING EVERYTHING
WE CAN TO KEEP YOU UP TO THE
MINUTE ON THE LATEST

470
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:53,398
WE CAN TO KEEP YOU UP TO THE
MINUTE ON THE LATEST
DEVELOPMENTS ON THE THING THAT'S

471
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,567
MINUTE ON THE LATEST
DEVELOPMENTS ON THE THING THAT'S
NO LONGER HAPPENING.

472
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:56,568
DEVELOPMENTS ON THE THING THAT'S
NO LONGER HAPPENING.
BUT I DO WANT TO URGE MY SHOW

473
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:57,402
NO LONGER HAPPENING.
BUT I DO WANT TO URGE MY SHOW
BUSINESS COLLEAGUES TO TAKE

474
00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,672
BUT I DO WANT TO URGE MY SHOW
BUSINESS COLLEAGUES TO TAKE
THINGS SLOW HERE.

475
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,406
BUSINESS COLLEAGUES TO TAKE
THINGS SLOW HERE.
YES, THE HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS

476
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,642
THINGS SLOW HERE.
YES, THE HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS
IS AN OUTDATED AND ARGUABLY

477
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,343
YES, THE HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS
IS AN OUTDATED AND ARGUABLY
RACIST ORGANIZATION, BUT THEY

478
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:05,977
IS AN OUTDATED AND ARGUABLY
RACIST ORGANIZATION, BUT THEY
WERE JUST BEGINNING THE PROCESS

479
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,414
RACIST ORGANIZATION, BUT THEY
WERE JUST BEGINNING THE PROCESS
OF REFORM.

480
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,448
WERE JUST BEGINNING THE PROCESS
OF REFORM.
FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THE ARTISTS,

481
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,917
OF REFORM.
FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THE ARTISTS,
ALL THE DREAMERS WHO HOPED TO

482
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:13,551
FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THE ARTISTS,
ALL THE DREAMERS WHO HOPED TO
ONE DAY SEE THEMSELVES UP THERE

483
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:17,055
ALL THE DREAMERS WHO HOPED TO
ONE DAY SEE THEMSELVES UP THERE
ON THAT SPARKLING STAGE, GIVE

484
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:17,655
ONE DAY SEE THEMSELVES UP THERE
ON THAT SPARKLING STAGE, GIVE
THE H.F.P.A. TIME TO REFLECT,

485
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,325
ON THAT SPARKLING STAGE, GIVE
THE H.F.P.A. TIME TO REFLECT,
LOOK INWARD, AND-- WHAT'S THAT?

486
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,392
THE H.F.P.A. TIME TO REFLECT,
LOOK INWARD, AND-- WHAT'S THAT?
THERE'S NO CATEGORY FOR LATE

487
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,862
LOOK INWARD, AND-- WHAT'S THAT?
THERE'S NO CATEGORY FOR LATE
NIGHT?

488
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,129
THERE'S NO CATEGORY FOR LATE
NIGHT?
OH, THEN (BLEEP) EM.

489
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:25,730
NIGHT?
OH, THEN (BLEEP) EM.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

490
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:29,400
OH, THEN (BLEEP) EM.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE JAKE

491
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:33,204
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE JAKE
TAPPER AND BILLIE EILISH.

492
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:37,408
TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE JAKE
TAPPER AND BILLIE EILISH.
TOGETHER, SAME TIME?

493
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:37,709
TAPPER AND BILLIE EILISH.
TOGETHER, SAME TIME?
DEFINITELY.

494
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,311
TOGETHER, SAME TIME?
DEFINITELY.
STICK AROUND.

495
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,179
DEFINITELY.
STICK AROUND.
A SLATE SLOW WIT

496
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,900
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BAM.
LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR GOOD

497
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,902
WELCOME BAM.
LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR GOOD
FRIEND MR. JON BATISTE.

498
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,770
LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR GOOD
FRIEND MR. JON BATISTE.
JORN, HEY, MAN, IT'S GOOD TO YOU

499
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,171
FRIEND MR. JON BATISTE.
JORN, HEY, MAN, IT'S GOOD TO YOU
HAVE BACK ON THE EAST COAST,

500
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,573
JORN, HEY, MAN, IT'S GOOD TO YOU
HAVE BACK ON THE EAST COAST,
WERE YOU OUT THERE OUT WEST TOO

501
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,674
HAVE BACK ON THE EAST COAST,
WERE YOU OUT THERE OUT WEST TOO
LONG FOR MY COMFORT.

502
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,809
WERE YOU OUT THERE OUT WEST TOO
LONG FOR MY COMFORT.
>> Jon: YEAH, THAT WEST COAST

503
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,045
LONG FOR MY COMFORT.
>> Jon: YEAH, THAT WEST COAST
ENERGY IS DIFFERENT, I'M GLAD TO

504
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:14,779
>> Jon: YEAH, THAT WEST COAST
ENERGY IS DIFFERENT, I'M GLAD TO
BE BACK.

505
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,014
ENERGY IS DIFFERENT, I'M GLAD TO
BE BACK.
>> Stephen: I CAUGHT YOUR

506
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:16,881
BE BACK.
>> Stephen: I CAUGHT YOUR
PERFORMANCE ON ABC.

507
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:17,882
>> Stephen: I CAUGHT YOUR
PERFORMANCE ON ABC.
WHAT WAS THAT TELEVISION PROGRAM

508
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:18,416
PERFORMANCE ON ABC.
WHAT WAS THAT TELEVISION PROGRAM
WERE YOU ON?

509
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,852
WHAT WAS THAT TELEVISION PROGRAM
WERE YOU ON?
>> Jon: IT WAS AMERICAN IDOL,

510
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,587
WERE YOU ON?
>> Jon: IT WAS AMERICAN IDOL,
YES, I WAS SLIDING ACROSS THE

511
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:22,787
>> Jon: IT WAS AMERICAN IDOL,
YES, I WAS SLIDING ACROSS THE
FLOOR.

512
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,155
YES, I WAS SLIDING ACROSS THE
FLOOR.
>> Stephen: YOU SURE WERE, YOU

513
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,423
FLOOR.
>> Stephen: YOU SURE WERE, YOU
WERE KILLING IT, YOU WERE

514
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:25,757
>> Stephen: YOU SURE WERE, YOU
WERE KILLING IT, YOU WERE
KILLING IT.

515
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,892
WERE KILLING IT, YOU WERE
KILLING IT.
>> Jon: YES, INDEED.

516
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,193
KILLING IT.
>> Jon: YES, INDEED.
I WAS HAVING FUN, MAN IT WAS

517
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,295
>> Jon: YES, INDEED.
I WAS HAVING FUN, MAN IT WAS
GOOD TO PERFORM LIVE AGAIN.

518
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,864
I WAS HAVING FUN, MAN IT WAS
GOOD TO PERFORM LIVE AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, YOU GET THE SENSATION

519
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:33,364
GOOD TO PERFORM LIVE AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, YOU GET THE SENSATION
BACK IMMEDIATELY.

520
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,299
YOU KNOW, YOU GET THE SENSATION
BACK IMMEDIATELY.
IT'S LIKE OH YEAH.

521
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,400
BACK IMMEDIATELY.
IT'S LIKE OH YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU REALLY?

522
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,634
IT'S LIKE OH YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU REALLY?
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

523
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,071
>> Stephen: DO YOU REALLY?
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
LIKE TO PERFORM LIVE AT ALL.

524
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,806
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
LIKE TO PERFORM LIVE AT ALL.
>> Jon: I THINK WILL YOU GET

525
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:42,407
LIKE TO PERFORM LIVE AT ALL.
>> Jon: I THINK WILL YOU GET
IT RIGHT BACK.

526
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:45,176
>> Jon: I THINK WILL YOU GET
IT RIGHT BACK.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, SOON,

527
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,778
IT RIGHT BACK.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, SOON,
SOON, SOON, YEAH, SOON.

528
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,479
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, SOON,
SOON, SOON, YEAH, SOON.
>> Jon: I KNOW, I'M HOPING.

529
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,081
SOON, SOON, YEAH, SOON.
>> Jon: I KNOW, I'M HOPING.
>> Stephen: I CANNOT WAIT TO

530
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,616
>> Jon: I KNOW, I'M HOPING.
>> Stephen: I CANNOT WAIT TO
SHARE THE STAGE WITH YOU AGAIN.

531
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,117
>> Stephen: I CANNOT WAIT TO
SHARE THE STAGE WITH YOU AGAIN.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC LEFT IN

532
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,919
SHARE THE STAGE WITH YOU AGAIN.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC LEFT IN
YOUR HANDS FOR AMERICA TO ENJOY

533
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:55,420
DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC LEFT IN
YOUR HANDS FOR AMERICA TO ENJOY
AT THIS MOMENT?

534
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,421
YOUR HANDS FOR AMERICA TO ENJOY
AT THIS MOMENT?
>> Jon: OH YEAH.

535
00:15:56,423 --> 00:16:01,459
AT THIS MOMENT?
>> Jon: OH YEAH.
ALWAYS IN THE HANDS AND IN THE

536
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:09,901
>> Jon: OH YEAH.
ALWAYS IN THE HANDS AND IN THE
HEART, BABY.

537
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:15,974
ALWAYS IN THE HANDS AND IN THE
HEART, BABY.
♪

538
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:16,107
HEART, BABY.
♪
♪

539
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,875
♪
♪
>> Stephen: JON BATISTE,

540
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,277
♪
>> Stephen: JON BATISTE,
EVERYBODY, THANKS, JON, I WILL

541
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:19,911
>> Stephen: JON BATISTE,
EVERYBODY, THANKS, JON, I WILL
SEE YOU SOON.

542
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:24,315
EVERYBODY, THANKS, JON, I WILL
SEE YOU SOON.
>> Jon: YES, INDEED.

543
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:24,515
SEE YOU SOON.
>> Jon: YES, INDEED.
FOLKS

544
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,516
>> Jon: YES, INDEED.
FOLKS
>> Stephen: MY FIRST GUEST

545
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,117
FOLKS
>> Stephen: MY FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT IS THE CNN ANCHOR AND

546
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:26,784
>> Stephen: MY FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT IS THE CNN ANCHOR AND
CHIEF WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENT

547
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:27,685
TONIGHT IS THE CNN ANCHOR AND
CHIEF WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENT
WHO HOSTS THE LEAD AND STATE OF

548
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,086
CHIEF WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENT
WHO HOSTS THE LEAD AND STATE OF
THE UNION.

549
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:33,891
WHO HOSTS THE LEAD AND STATE OF
THE UNION.
PLEASE WELCOME, JAKE TAPPER

550
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,160
THE UNION.
PLEASE WELCOME, JAKE TAPPER
MY FRIENDS AND YOURS, GOOD TO

551
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:36,394
PLEASE WELCOME, JAKE TAPPER
MY FRIENDS AND YOURS, GOOD TO
SEE YOU.

552
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,695
MY FRIENDS AND YOURS, GOOD TO
SEE YOU.
>> IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, THANK

553
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,563
SEE YOU.
>> IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, THANK
YOU SO MUCH.

554
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,064
>> IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, THANK
YOU SO MUCH.
>> NOW THIS IS, WE'VE SPOKE THEN

555
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,968
YOU SO MUCH.
>> NOW THIS IS, WE'VE SPOKE THEN
COVID SOMETIMES WE'VE DONE THIS

556
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:44,168
>> NOW THIS IS, WE'VE SPOKE THEN
COVID SOMETIMES WE'VE DONE THIS
THING.

557
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,603
COVID SOMETIMES WE'VE DONE THIS
THING.
FROM YOU HOME WITH YOUR

558
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,673
THING.
FROM YOU HOME WITH YOUR
FANTASTIC POLITICAL MEM

559
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,907
FROM YOU HOME WITH YOUR
FANTASTIC POLITICAL MEM
BEAL-- MEM BILLIA BEHIND YOU S

560
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,076
FANTASTIC POLITICAL MEM
BEAL-- MEM BILLIA BEHIND YOU S
THAT ACTUAL LOCATION OR

561
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:52,610
BEAL-- MEM BILLIA BEHIND YOU S
THAT ACTUAL LOCATION OR
GREENSCREEN.

562
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,613
THAT ACTUAL LOCATION OR
GREENSCREEN.
>> I'M AT CNN BUT I WILL CONFESS

563
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,649
GREENSCREEN.
>> I'M AT CNN BUT I WILL CONFESS
THIS IS MY NEW FANCY

564
00:16:58,651 --> 00:16:59,951
>> I'M AT CNN BUT I WILL CONFESS
THIS IS MY NEW FANCY
GREENSCREEN, THE ILLUSION OF AN

565
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:00,518
THIS IS MY NEW FANCY
GREENSCREEN, THE ILLUSION OF AN
OFFICE, THE ILLUSION THAT I

566
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,286
GREENSCREEN, THE ILLUSION OF AN
OFFICE, THE ILLUSION THAT I
COULD WALK OVER THERE AND OPEN

567
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:02,854
OFFICE, THE ILLUSION THAT I
COULD WALK OVER THERE AND OPEN
THAT DOOR.

568
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,890
COULD WALK OVER THERE AND OPEN
THAT DOOR.
THAT DOOR DOES NOT EXIST THERE

569
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,894
THAT DOOR.
THAT DOOR DOES NOT EXIST THERE
IS ALL MAKE BELIEVE.

570
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,295
THAT DOOR DOES NOT EXIST THERE
IS ALL MAKE BELIEVE.
>> Stephen: JUST ANOTHER LIE

571
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:11,829
IS ALL MAKE BELIEVE.
>> Stephen: JUST ANOTHER LIE
BY CNN.

572
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:15,133
>> Stephen: JUST ANOTHER LIE
BY CNN.
>> ST NOT A DIRECT LIE, MORE OF

573
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:15,666
BY CNN.
>> ST NOT A DIRECT LIE, MORE OF
AN IMPLICATION OF A LIE.

574
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,902
>> ST NOT A DIRECT LIE, MORE OF
AN IMPLICATION OF A LIE.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU MISLEADING

575
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:18,803
AN IMPLICATION OF A LIE.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU MISLEADING
THE OFFICE.

576
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,339
>> Stephen: ARE YOU MISLEADING
THE OFFICE.
>> IT IS LIE-- WELL WORK ABOUT

577
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,774
THE OFFICE.
>> IT IS LIE-- WELL WORK ABOUT
THAT NEW YORK CITY SCENE BEHIND

578
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:22,940
>> IT IS LIE-- WELL WORK ABOUT
THAT NEW YORK CITY SCENE BEHIND
YOU.

579
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,810
THAT NEW YORK CITY SCENE BEHIND
YOU.
>> Stephen: WHAT, THIS IN?

580
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:26,044
YOU.
>> Stephen: WHAT, THIS IN?
>> YEAH.

581
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,245
>> Stephen: WHAT, THIS IN?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT IS A LIVE

582
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,280
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT IS A LIVE
SHOT OF NEW YORK RIGHT NOW.

583
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:29,914
>> Stephen: THAT IS A LIVE
SHOT OF NEW YORK RIGHT NOW.
THAT IS.

584
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:30,715
SHOT OF NEW YORK RIGHT NOW.
THAT IS.
>> IS IT?

585
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,784
THAT IS.
>> IS IT?
>> Stephen: HEY, TAXI!

586
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:36,320
>> IS IT?
>> Stephen: HEY, TAXI!
I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

587
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,555
>> Stephen: HEY, TAXI!
I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
GET START THE METER.

588
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,992
I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
GET START THE METER.
>> I THINK I SEE A BURMA SHAVE

589
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:41,526
GET START THE METER.
>> I THINK I SEE A BURMA SHAVE
AD BACK THERE.

590
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:45,329
>> I THINK I SEE A BURMA SHAVE
AD BACK THERE.
SOME LADY SAYING 23SKIDOO.

591
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,664
AD BACK THERE.
SOME LADY SAYING 23SKIDOO.
>> Stephen: NOW THEN JAKE,

592
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,999
SOME LADY SAYING 23SKIDOO.
>> Stephen: NOW THEN JAKE,
THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME TALKING

593
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,700
>> Stephen: NOW THEN JAKE,
THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME TALKING
SINCE WE GOT A NEW, WE'RE A

594
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,036
THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME TALKING
SINCE WE GOT A NEW, WE'RE A
HUNDRED DAYS INTO THE BIDEN

595
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:52,470
SINCE WE GOT A NEW, WE'RE A
HUNDRED DAYS INTO THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION.

596
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,472
HUNDRED DAYS INTO THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION.
A THIS POINT DO Y'ALL OVER AT

597
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,640
ADMINISTRATION.
A THIS POINT DO Y'ALL OVER AT
CNN GO MAYBE WE WERE A LITTLE

598
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,076
A THIS POINT DO Y'ALL OVER AT
CNN GO MAYBE WE WERE A LITTLE
TOUGH ON THE LAST GUY.

599
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:01,612
CNN GO MAYBE WE WERE A LITTLE
TOUGH ON THE LAST GUY.
MAYBE-- MAYBE WE GOT TOO SWEPT

600
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:01,879
TOUGH ON THE LAST GUY.
MAYBE-- MAYBE WE GOT TOO SWEPT
UP.

601
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:02,080
MAYBE-- MAYBE WE GOT TOO SWEPT
UP.
>> NO.

602
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:06,551
UP.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: NO?

603
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,887
>> NO.
>> Stephen: NO?
WHAT HAVE THE COMPARABLY

604
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,689
>> Stephen: NO?
WHAT HAVE THE COMPARABLY
MODERATE AND-- BORING ISN'T

605
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,224
WHAT HAVE THE COMPARABLY
MODERATE AND-- BORING ISN'T
THROWN AROUND A LOT BUT

606
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,293
MODERATE AND-- BORING ISN'T
THROWN AROUND A LOT BUT
CERTAINLY NOT A BLOOD

607
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,261
THROWN AROUND A LOT BUT
CERTAINLY NOT A BLOOD
PRESSURE-RAISING DAYS HAVE BEEN

608
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:17,695
CERTAINLY NOT A BLOOD
PRESSURE-RAISING DAYS HAVE BEEN
LIKE.

609
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:17,929
PRESSURE-RAISING DAYS HAVE BEEN
LIKE.
>> YEAH.

610
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,997
LIKE.
>> YEAH.
WELL, IT'S-- I MEAN IT IS S'MORE

611
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,732
>> YEAH.
WELL, IT'S-- I MEAN IT IS S'MORE
LIKE WHAT WE'RE USED TO UNDER

612
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,533
WELL, IT'S-- I MEAN IT IS S'MORE
LIKE WHAT WE'RE USED TO UNDER
PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION.

613
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,235
LIKE WHAT WE'RE USED TO UNDER
PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION.
MERE IS AN EXAMPLE.

614
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,772
PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION.
MERE IS AN EXAMPLE.
I HAD TO ADD AN ANCHOR STOP

615
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,174
MERE IS AN EXAMPLE.
I HAD TO ADD AN ANCHOR STOP
DOING PRETAPED INTERVIEWS DURING

616
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,976
I HAD TO ADD AN ANCHOR STOP
DOING PRETAPED INTERVIEWS DURING
TRUMP BECAUSE, HERE SAN EXAMPLE.

617
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,078
DOING PRETAPED INTERVIEWS DURING
TRUMP BECAUSE, HERE SAN EXAMPLE.
AT 2 P.M. ONE TIME I DID A

618
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,480
TRUMP BECAUSE, HERE SAN EXAMPLE.
AT 2 P.M. ONE TIME I DID A
PRETAPED INTERVIEW WITH GOVERNOR

619
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,180
AT 2 P.M. ONE TIME I DID A
PRETAPED INTERVIEW WITH GOVERNOR
CHRIS CHRISTIE.

620
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,616
PRETAPED INTERVIEW WITH GOVERNOR
CHRIS CHRISTIE.
AND THEN MY SHOW AIRS AT 4 P.M.

621
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,685
CHRIS CHRISTIE.
AND THEN MY SHOW AIRS AT 4 P.M.
ON WEEKDAYS EASTERN.

622
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,954
AND THEN MY SHOW AIRS AT 4 P.M.
ON WEEKDAYS EASTERN.
AND BETWEEN THE PREINTERVIEW AND

623
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:48,693
ON WEEKDAYS EASTERN.
AND BETWEEN THE PREINTERVIEW AND
THE SHOW AT 4:00, TRUMP FIRED

624
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,894
AND BETWEEN THE PREINTERVIEW AND
THE SHOW AT 4:00, TRUMP FIRED
SCARAMUCCI.

625
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,362
THE SHOW AT 4:00, TRUMP FIRED
SCARAMUCCI.
SO THESE INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS

626
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,464
SCARAMUCCI.
SO THESE INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS
CHRIS YE WAS COMPLEATLY

627
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:53,731
SO THESE INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS
CHRIS YE WAS COMPLEATLY
WORTHLESS.

628
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,266
CHRIS YE WAS COMPLEATLY
WORTHLESS.
SO HE IS GONE DZ.

629
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,634
WORTHLESS.
SO HE IS GONE DZ.
>> Stephen: SO HE IS GONE AND

630
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,869
SO HE IS GONE DZ.
>> Stephen: SO HE IS GONE AND
THE NEWS DOESN'T CHANGE AS FAST

631
00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:01,706
>> Stephen: SO HE IS GONE AND
THE NEWS DOESN'T CHANGE AS FAST
AS IT DID BEFORE, SO THAT.

632
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,307
THE NEWS DOESN'T CHANGE AS FAST
AS IT DID BEFORE, SO THAT.
>> HE'S NOT ENZ TIRELY GONE, I

633
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,075
AS IT DID BEFORE, SO THAT.
>> HE'S NOT ENZ TIRELY GONE, I
WOULD SAY BUT YES.

634
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:05,543
>> HE'S NOT ENZ TIRELY GONE, I
WOULD SAY BUT YES.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE RIGHT,

635
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,145
WOULD SAY BUT YES.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE RIGHT,
HE'S STILL WITH US DOWN IN

636
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:07,612
>> Stephen: YOU ARE RIGHT,
HE'S STILL WITH US DOWN IN
FLORIDA.

637
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,081
HE'S STILL WITH US DOWN IN
FLORIDA.
AND HIS INFLUENCE ACROSS THE GOP

638
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,349
FLORIDA.
AND HIS INFLUENCE ACROSS THE GOP
IS ENORMOUS.

639
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,450
AND HIS INFLUENCE ACROSS THE GOP
IS ENORMOUS.
HOUSE REPUBLICANS WILL VOTE

640
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,385
IS ENORMOUS.
HOUSE REPUBLICANS WILL VOTE
WEDNESDAY WHETHER TO OUST LIZ

641
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,121
HOUSE REPUBLICANS WILL VOTE
WEDNESDAY WHETHER TO OUST LIZ
CHENEY FROM HER LEADERSHIP POST

642
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,322
WEDNESDAY WHETHER TO OUST LIZ
CHENEY FROM HER LEADERSHIP POST
BECAUSE SPECIFICALLY, YES, SHE

643
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,624
CHENEY FROM HER LEADERSHIP POST
BECAUSE SPECIFICALLY, YES, SHE
VOTED FOR THE IMPEACHMENT.

644
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,392
BECAUSE SPECIFICALLY, YES, SHE
VOTED FOR THE IMPEACHMENT.
BUT IT IS SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE

645
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,061
VOTED FOR THE IMPEACHMENT.
BUT IT IS SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE
SHE WILL NOT UPHOLD THE LIE THAT

646
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,897
BUT IT IS SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE
SHE WILL NOT UPHOLD THE LIE THAT
THE ELECTION WAS A FRAUD.

647
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:26,164
SHE WILL NOT UPHOLD THE LIE THAT
THE ELECTION WAS A FRAUD.
>> RIGHT.

648
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,298
THE ELECTION WAS A FRAUD.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS HAPPENING

649
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,734
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS HAPPENING
IN THE GOP RIGHT NOW?

650
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,536
>> Stephen: WHAT IS HAPPENING
IN THE GOP RIGHT NOW?
I REALLY, I PERSONALLY THOUGHT

651
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,070
IN THE GOP RIGHT NOW?
I REALLY, I PERSONALLY THOUGHT
THAT SHE WAS PUTTING HER MONEY,

652
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,040
I REALLY, I PERSONALLY THOUGHT
THAT SHE WAS PUTTING HER MONEY,
SHE WAS BACKING THE RIGHT HORSE

653
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,909
THAT SHE WAS PUTTING HER MONEY,
SHE WAS BACKING THE RIGHT HORSE
HERE.

654
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,077
SHE WAS BACKING THE RIGHT HORSE
HERE.
AS WAS KENSINGTON, IT SEEMS LIKE

655
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,480
HERE.
AS WAS KENSINGTON, IT SEEMS LIKE
THE GOP IS PUTTING ALL HIS CHIPS

656
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,948
AS WAS KENSINGTON, IT SEEMS LIKE
THE GOP IS PUTTING ALL HIS CHIPS
ON A GUY WITHOUT DOESN'T KNOW

657
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,883
THE GOP IS PUTTING ALL HIS CHIPS
ON A GUY WITHOUT DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO RUN A CASINO.

658
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:46,551
ON A GUY WITHOUT DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO RUN A CASINO.
>> AND THE OTHER THING IS IF YOU

659
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,886
HOW TO RUN A CASINO.
>> AND THE OTHER THING IS IF YOU
LOOK AT TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATINGS

660
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,056
>> AND THE OTHER THING IS IF YOU
LOOK AT TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATINGS
IN SWING DISTRICTS, SPETTIVE

661
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,792
LOOK AT TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATINGS
IN SWING DISTRICTS, SPETTIVE
QUONGAL DISTRICTS, HE'S NOT

662
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,993
IN SWING DISTRICTS, SPETTIVE
QUONGAL DISTRICTS, HE'S NOT
POPULAR WITH THE VOTERS THAT

663
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:56,761
QUONGAL DISTRICTS, HE'S NOT
POPULAR WITH THE VOTERS THAT
REPUBLICANS NEED IN ORDER TO WIN

664
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,063
POPULAR WITH THE VOTERS THAT
REPUBLICANS NEED IN ORDER TO WIN
BACK THE HOUSE OF

665
00:19:59,065 --> 00:19:59,430
REPUBLICANS NEED IN ORDER TO WIN
BACK THE HOUSE OF
REPRESENTATIVES.

666
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,799
BACK THE HOUSE OF
REPRESENTATIVES.
ALTHOUGH HE'S VERY POPULAR WITH

667
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,000
REPRESENTATIVES.
ALTHOUGH HE'S VERY POPULAR WITH
REPUBLICAN-BASED VOTERS.

668
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,403
ALTHOUGH HE'S VERY POPULAR WITH
REPUBLICAN-BASED VOTERS.
SO THIS IS IS A BIG GAMBLE,

669
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,271
REPUBLICAN-BASED VOTERS.
SO THIS IS IS A BIG GAMBLE,
TRULY, BY KEVIN McCARTHY.

670
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,907
SO THIS IS IS A BIG GAMBLE,
TRULY, BY KEVIN McCARTHY.
HE'S DOING THIS BECAUSE HE WANTS

671
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,945
TRULY, BY KEVIN McCARTHY.
HE'S DOING THIS BECAUSE HE WANTS
TO BE THE SPEAKER AND THINKS HE

672
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,013
HE'S DOING THIS BECAUSE HE WANTS
TO BE THE SPEAKER AND THINKS HE
CAN ONLY DO THAT WITH TRUMP'S

673
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:16,314
TO BE THE SPEAKER AND THINKS HE
CAN ONLY DO THAT WITH TRUMP'S
SUPPORT.

674
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,915
CAN ONLY DO THAT WITH TRUMP'S
SUPPORT.
BUT WHAT IS SO INTERESTING IS

675
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,117
SUPPORT.
BUT WHAT IS SO INTERESTING IS
LIZ CHENEY IS BEING TO BE

676
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,452
BUT WHAT IS SO INTERESTING IS
LIZ CHENEY IS BEING TO BE
REPLACED BY A CONGRESSWOMAN FROM

677
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,422
LIZ CHENEY IS BEING TO BE
REPLACED BY A CONGRESSWOMAN FROM
HE LEASE STEFANIK, SHE BY ANY

678
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,890
REPLACED BY A CONGRESSWOMAN FROM
HE LEASE STEFANIK, SHE BY ANY
MEASURE FAR MORE LIBERAL THAN

679
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,059
HE LEASE STEFANIK, SHE BY ANY
MEASURE FAR MORE LIBERAL THAN
LIZ CHENEY.

680
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,360
MEASURE FAR MORE LIBERAL THAN
LIZ CHENEY.
HE LEASE STEPAN-- STEFANIK BY

681
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,196
LIZ CHENEY.
HE LEASE STEPAN-- STEFANIK BY
ANY MEASURE FAR LESS RELIABLY

682
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,864
HE LEASE STEPAN-- STEFANIK BY
ANY MEASURE FAR LESS RELIABLY
SUPPORTIVE OF THE TRUMP AGENDA.

683
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,334
ANY MEASURE FAR LESS RELIABLY
SUPPORTIVE OF THE TRUMP AGENDA.
SO WHY SUPPORT HE LEASE STEFANIK

684
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,401
SUPPORTIVE OF THE TRUMP AGENDA.
SO WHY SUPPORT HE LEASE STEFANIK
OVER LIZ CHENEY.

685
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,970
SO WHY SUPPORT HE LEASE STEFANIK
OVER LIZ CHENEY.
ENTIRELY AS YOU KNOW BECAUSE OF

686
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:39,837
OVER LIZ CHENEY.
ENTIRELY AS YOU KNOW BECAUSE OF
ONE THING.

687
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,105
ENTIRELY AS YOU KNOW BECAUSE OF
ONE THING.
LIZ CHENEY WILL NOT LIE ABOUT

688
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,206
ONE THING.
LIZ CHENEY WILL NOT LIE ABOUT
THE ELECTION AND SHE WON'T LIE

689
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,975
LIZ CHENEY WILL NOT LIE ABOUT
THE ELECTION AND SHE WON'T LIE
ABOUT THE INSURRECTION.

690
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:44,542
THE ELECTION AND SHE WON'T LIE
ABOUT THE INSURRECTION.
AND THAT IS IT.

691
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,510
ABOUT THE INSURRECTION.
AND THAT IS IT.
SO WE'RE SEEING THE ENTIRE

692
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,379
AND THAT IS IT.
SO WE'RE SEEING THE ENTIRE
REPUBLICAN PARTY NOT ONLY SAY

693
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:52,817
SO WE'RE SEEING THE ENTIRE
REPUBLICAN PARTY NOT ONLY SAY
WE'RE ALL IN WITH TRUMP, MOST OF

694
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,752
REPUBLICAN PARTY NOT ONLY SAY
WE'RE ALL IN WITH TRUMP, MOST OF
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE

695
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,087
WE'RE ALL IN WITH TRUMP, MOST OF
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE
LEADERSHIP IN THE HOUSE.

696
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,822
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE
LEADERSHIP IN THE HOUSE.
NOT ONLY SAYING WE ARE ALL IN

697
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,323
LEADERSHIP IN THE HOUSE.
NOT ONLY SAYING WE ARE ALL IN
WITH TRUMP, THEY ARE SAYING WE

698
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,193
NOT ONLY SAYING WE ARE ALL IN
WITH TRUMP, THEY ARE SAYING WE
ARE ALL IN WITH HIS LIE.

699
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:03,761
WITH TRUMP, THEY ARE SAYING WE
ARE ALL IN WITH HIS LIE.
IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT TRUMP AND

700
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,596
ARE ALL IN WITH HIS LIE.
IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT TRUMP AND
HIS POSITIONS OR HIS POLICIES.

701
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,365
IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT TRUMP AND
HIS POSITIONS OR HIS POLICIES.
IT IS ABOUT HIS LIES, WE ARE

702
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,266
HIS POSITIONS OR HIS POLICIES.
IT IS ABOUT HIS LIES, WE ARE
DOUBLING DOWN ON THE LIE.

703
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,467
IT IS ABOUT HIS LIES, WE ARE
DOUBLING DOWN ON THE LIE.
>> Stephen: NOW YOU HAVE SAID,

704
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,069
DOUBLING DOWN ON THE LIE.
>> Stephen: NOW YOU HAVE SAID,
AN THIS MADE HEADLINES, THAT YOU

705
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,304
>> Stephen: NOW YOU HAVE SAID,
AN THIS MADE HEADLINES, THAT YOU
ARE NOT INTERESTED IN

706
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:16,107
AN THIS MADE HEADLINES, THAT YOU
ARE NOT INTERESTED IN
INTERVIEWING OR HAVING SOMEBODY

707
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,643
ARE NOT INTERESTED IN
INTERVIEWING OR HAVING SOMEBODY
ON THE SHOW WHO PROMULGATES THE

708
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,443
INTERVIEWING OR HAVING SOMEBODY
ON THE SHOW WHO PROMULGATES THE
LIE THAT THE ELECTION WAS A

709
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,879
ON THE SHOW WHO PROMULGATES THE
LIE THAT THE ELECTION WAS A
FRAUD OR THAT THE JANUARY

710
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,548
LIE THAT THE ELECTION WAS A
FRAUD OR THAT THE JANUARY
6th INSURRECTION WAS NOT

711
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,082
FRAUD OR THAT THE JANUARY
6th INSURRECTION WAS NOT
SUCH.

712
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,550
6th INSURRECTION WAS NOT
SUCH.
LIKE WHY-- ARE YOU SURPRISED

713
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,686
SUCH.
LIKE WHY-- ARE YOU SURPRISED
THAT THAT MADE NEWS THAT YOU

714
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:29,887
LIKE WHY-- ARE YOU SURPRISED
THAT THAT MADE NEWS THAT YOU
SAID I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THOSE

715
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,655
THAT THAT MADE NEWS THAT YOU
SAID I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THOSE
PEOPLE.

716
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:30,888
SAID I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THOSE
PEOPLE.
>> YEAH.

717
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,457
PEOPLE.
>> YEAH.
I MEAN TO ME T IS NOT A POLICY,

718
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:33,658
>> YEAH.
I MEAN TO ME T IS NOT A POLICY,
RIGHT.

719
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,059
I MEAN TO ME T IS NOT A POLICY,
RIGHT.
I HAVEN'T BOOKED ANY OF THEM.

720
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,061
RIGHT.
I HAVEN'T BOOKED ANY OF THEM.
BUT IT NOT LUKE I AM SAYING I

721
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,562
I HAVEN'T BOOKED ANY OF THEM.
BUT IT NOT LUKE I AM SAYING I
NEVER WILL BECAUSE I HAVE NO

722
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:39,664
BUT IT NOT LUKE I AM SAYING I
NEVER WILL BECAUSE I HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT TOMORROW'S NEWS IS

723
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,431
NEVER WILL BECAUSE I HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT TOMORROW'S NEWS IS
GOING TO BE.

724
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,966
IDEA WHAT TOMORROW'S NEWS IS
GOING TO BE.
BUT AS A GENERAL PRINCIPLE THIS

725
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,702
GOING TO BE.
BUT AS A GENERAL PRINCIPLE THIS
SAY LIE THAT IS DEMON STRABBABLY

726
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,704
BUT AS A GENERAL PRINCIPLE THIS
SAY LIE THAT IS DEMON STRABBABLY
FALSE, THROWN OUT BY REPUBLICAN

727
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,105
SAY LIE THAT IS DEMON STRABBABLY
FALSE, THROWN OUT BY REPUBLICAN
GOVERNOR, REPUBLICAN ELECTION

728
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,874
FALSE, THROWN OUT BY REPUBLICAN
GOVERNOR, REPUBLICAN ELECTION
OFFICIALS REPUBLICAN APPOINTED

729
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,676
GOVERNOR, REPUBLICAN ELECTION
OFFICIALS REPUBLICAN APPOINTED
JUSTICES, U.S. SUPREME COURT,

730
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:52,843
OFFICIALS REPUBLICAN APPOINTED
JUSTICES, U.S. SUPREME COURT,
ALL EVIDENCE, AND WE KNOW THAT

731
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:56,514
JUSTICES, U.S. SUPREME COURT,
ALL EVIDENCE, AND WE KNOW THAT
IT A DANGEROUS LIE THAT HAS LEAD

732
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,015
ALL EVIDENCE, AND WE KNOW THAT
IT A DANGEROUS LIE THAT HAS LEAD
TO DEATH AND AN INSURRECTION.

733
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,551
IT A DANGEROUS LIE THAT HAS LEAD
TO DEATH AND AN INSURRECTION.
SO YEAH, I KIND OF FIND IT NAWSH

734
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:04,088
TO DEATH AND AN INSURRECTION.
SO YEAH, I KIND OF FIND IT NAWSH
THAT PEOPLE THINK THIS IS

735
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:04,522
SO YEAH, I KIND OF FIND IT NAWSH
THAT PEOPLE THINK THIS IS
NOTABLE.

736
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,324
THAT PEOPLE THINK THIS IS
NOTABLE.
SHOULDN'T ALL OF US IN THE NEWS

737
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,193
NOTABLE.
SHOULDN'T ALL OF US IN THE NEWS
MEDIA BE AT LEAST HAVING THIS

738
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:09,527
SHOULDN'T ALL OF US IN THE NEWS
MEDIA BE AT LEAST HAVING THIS
CONVERSATION?

739
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,661
MEDIA BE AT LEAST HAVING THIS
CONVERSATION?
WHAT IS THE WORTH IN HAVING

740
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,996
CONVERSATION?
WHAT IS THE WORTH IN HAVING
SOMEBODY WHO IS WILLING TO LIE

741
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:16,100
WHAT IS THE WORTH IN HAVING
SOMEBODY WHO IS WILLING TO LIE
ABOUT THIS ELECTION ON OUR SHOW.

742
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,902
SOMEBODY WHO IS WILLING TO LIE
ABOUT THIS ELECTION ON OUR SHOW.
INTEREST ARE PLENTY OF

743
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,270
ABOUT THIS ELECTION ON OUR SHOW.
INTEREST ARE PLENTY OF
REPUBLICANS NOT WILLING TO DO

744
00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:20,671
INTEREST ARE PLENTY OF
REPUBLICANS NOT WILLING TO DO
THAT LIE, I HAVE HAD THEM ON.

745
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,106
REPUBLICANS NOT WILLING TO DO
THAT LIE, I HAVE HAD THEM ON.
THE GOVERNOR OF MARYLAND, THE

746
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:25,276
THAT LIE, I HAVE HAD THEM ON.
THE GOVERNOR OF MARYLAND, THE
GOVERNOR OF UTAH, THE GOVERNOR

747
00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:28,079
THE GOVERNOR OF MARYLAND, THE
GOVERNOR OF UTAH, THE GOVERNOR
OF ARKANSAS, CONGRESSMAN

748
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:28,846
GOVERNOR OF UTAH, THE GOVERNOR
OF ARKANSAS, CONGRESSMAN
KINSINGER, MITT ROMNEY, OTHERS,

749
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,815
OF ARKANSAS, CONGRESSMAN
KINSINGER, MITT ROMNEY, OTHERS,
THERE ARE PLENTY OF REPUBLICANS

750
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:31,315
KINSINGER, MITT ROMNEY, OTHERS,
THERE ARE PLENTY OF REPUBLICANS
WE CAN TALK TO.

751
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,117
THERE ARE PLENTY OF REPUBLICANS
WE CAN TALK TO.
ISN'T IT, SOMETHING WE SHOULD BE

752
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,085
WE CAN TALK TO.
ISN'T IT, SOMETHING WE SHOULD BE
WONDERING, IF THEY ARE WILLING

753
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:35,286
ISN'T IT, SOMETHING WE SHOULD BE
WONDERING, IF THEY ARE WILLING
TO LIE ABOUT THE ELECTION, WHAT

754
00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:36,654
WONDERING, IF THEY ARE WILLING
TO LIE ABOUT THE ELECTION, WHAT
ELSE ARE THEY WILLING TO LIE

755
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:36,887
TO LIE ABOUT THE ELECTION, WHAT
ELSE ARE THEY WILLING TO LIE
ABOUT.

756
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,656
ELSE ARE THEY WILLING TO LIE
ABOUT.
AND IF WE KNOW THEY'RE THAT

757
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,091
ABOUT.
AND IF WE KNOW THEY'RE THAT
WILLING TO LIE, ARE WE WASTING

758
00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:41,525
AND IF WE KNOW THEY'RE THAT
WILLING TO LIE, ARE WE WASTING
OUR VIEWERS TIME?

759
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,693
WILLING TO LIE, ARE WE WASTING
OUR VIEWERS TIME?
>> Stephen: WELL, LET'S TALK

760
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,028
OUR VIEWERS TIME?
>> Stephen: WELL, LET'S TALK
ABOUT SORT OF AN EXTENSION OF

761
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,998
>> Stephen: WELL, LET'S TALK
ABOUT SORT OF AN EXTENSION OF
THAT LIE WHICH IS THE ARIZONA

762
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,199
ABOUT SORT OF AN EXTENSION OF
THAT LIE WHICH IS THE ARIZONA
AUDIT.

763
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:48,466
THAT LIE WHICH IS THE ARIZONA
AUDIT.
>> CRAZY.

764
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,567
AUDIT.
>> CRAZY.
>> Stephen: HOW CRAZY IS IT.

765
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,369
>> CRAZY.
>> Stephen: HOW CRAZY IS IT.
I KNOW STEFANIK IS IN FAVOR OF

766
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,970
>> Stephen: HOW CRAZY IS IT.
I KNOW STEFANIK IS IN FAVOR OF
IT, ONE OF THE THINGS SHE HAS ON

767
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,839
I KNOW STEFANIK IS IN FAVOR OF
IT, ONE OF THE THINGS SHE HAS ON
HER RESUME TO TAKE OVER FOR LIZ

768
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:55,573
IT, ONE OF THE THINGS SHE HAS ON
HER RESUME TO TAKE OVER FOR LIZ
CHENEY.

769
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:56,574
HER RESUME TO TAKE OVER FOR LIZ
CHENEY.
DO WE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON OUT

770
00:22:56,576 --> 00:23:00,745
CHENEY.
DO WE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON OUT
THERE OR CAN THE PRESS GET IN TO

771
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:01,512
DO WE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON OUT
THERE OR CAN THE PRESS GET IN TO
FIND OUT.

772
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,614
THERE OR CAN THE PRESS GET IN TO
FIND OUT.
>> THE PRESS HAD TO SUE TO GET A

773
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:04,281
FIND OUT.
>> THE PRESS HAD TO SUE TO GET A
CAMERA BECAUSE PREVIOUSLY IT WAS

774
00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:05,883
>> THE PRESS HAD TO SUE TO GET A
CAMERA BECAUSE PREVIOUSLY IT WAS
ONLY BEING LIVE STREAMED, THE

775
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,185
CAMERA BECAUSE PREVIOUSLY IT WAS
ONLY BEING LIVE STREAMED, THE
ONLY CAMERA WAS FROM OANN WHICH

776
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,688
ONLY BEING LIVE STREAMED, THE
ONLY CAMERA WAS FROM OANN WHICH
NOT ONLY IS PROMUL GATOR AND

777
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,190
ONLY CAMERA WAS FROM OANN WHICH
NOT ONLY IS PROMUL GATOR AND
SPREAD OF THE BIG LIE BUT ALSO

778
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:13,824
NOT ONLY IS PROMUL GATOR AND
SPREAD OF THE BIG LIE BUT ALSO
FUND RAISING FOR THE BIG LIE.

779
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,025
SPREAD OF THE BIG LIE BUT ALSO
FUND RAISING FOR THE BIG LIE.
BUT BEYOND THAT THEY ARE LOOKING

780
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,328
FUND RAISING FOR THE BIG LIE.
BUT BEYOND THAT THEY ARE LOOKING
INTO, IT IS RUN BY A LIAR, AS

781
00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:19,764
BUT BEYOND THAT THEY ARE LOOKING
INTO, IT IS RUN BY A LIAR, AS
SOMEBODY WHO EMBRACES THE BIG

782
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,065
INTO, IT IS RUN BY A LIAR, AS
SOMEBODY WHO EMBRACES THE BIG
ELECTION LIE.

783
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:28,472
SOMEBODY WHO EMBRACES THE BIG
ELECTION LIE.
AND I MEAN IT'S COOKOO FOR COKEO

784
00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:30,141
ELECTION LIE.
AND I MEAN IT'S COOKOO FOR COKEO
PUFFS, THAT IS NOT A CLINICAL

785
00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:30,908
AND I MEAN IT'S COOKOO FOR COKEO
PUFFS, THAT IS NOT A CLINICAL
DETERMINE BUT THEY ARE LOOKING

786
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,145
PUFFS, THAT IS NOT A CLINICAL
DETERMINE BUT THEY ARE LOOKING
FOR, WE SAW THEM PUTTING BALLOTS

787
00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,046
DETERMINE BUT THEY ARE LOOKING
FOR, WE SAW THEM PUTTING BALLOTS
UNDER ULTRAVIOLET LIGHTS, UV

788
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,248
FOR, WE SAW THEM PUTTING BALLOTS
UNDER ULTRAVIOLET LIGHTS, UV
LIGHTS, WHY WERE THEY DOING

789
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:37,882
UNDER ULTRAVIOLET LIGHTS, UV
LIGHTS, WHY WERE THEY DOING
THAT.

790
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,250
LIGHTS, WHY WERE THEY DOING
THAT.
THEY EXPLAINED ONE OF THE RUMORS

791
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,551
THAT.
THEY EXPLAINED ONE OF THE RUMORS
IS THAT 40,000 BALLOTS CAME FROM

792
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,386
THEY EXPLAINED ONE OF THE RUMORS
IS THAT 40,000 BALLOTS CAME FROM
ASIA WHERE THE BALLOTS WOULD BE

793
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:44,688
IS THAT 40,000 BALLOTS CAME FROM
ASIA WHERE THE BALLOTS WOULD BE
MADE WITH BAMBOO THREAD.

794
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:45,790
ASIA WHERE THE BALLOTS WOULD BE
MADE WITH BAMBOO THREAD.
THEY'RE LOOKING FOR BAMBOO IN

795
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,124
MADE WITH BAMBOO THREAD.
THEY'RE LOOKING FOR BAMBOO IN
THE BALLOTS BECAUSE OF THE

796
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:49,093
THEY'RE LOOKING FOR BAMBOO IN
THE BALLOTS BECAUSE OF THE
SECRET CHINESE BALLOTS.

797
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:49,860
THE BALLOTS BECAUSE OF THE
SECRET CHINESE BALLOTS.
IT'S CRAZY.

798
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:53,898
SECRET CHINESE BALLOTS.
IT'S CRAZY.
AND THIS, THIS IS-- BY THE WAY,

799
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,066
IT'S CRAZY.
AND THIS, THIS IS-- BY THE WAY,
MARICOPA COUNTY, NOT LIKE IT

800
00:23:56,068 --> 00:24:00,604
AND THIS, THIS IS-- BY THE WAY,
MARICOPA COUNTY, NOT LIKE IT
MATTERS BUT MAYOR

801
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,872
MARICOPA COUNTY, NOT LIKE IT
MATTERS BUT MAYOR
COPY-- MARICOPA COUNTEE, THE

802
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,174
MATTERS BUT MAYOR
COPY-- MARICOPA COUNTEE, THE
BALLOTS 2.1 MILLION, THE

803
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:04,909
COPY-- MARICOPA COUNTEE, THE
BALLOTS 2.1 MILLION, THE
ELECTION BOARD IS RUN BY

804
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:05,910
BALLOTS 2.1 MILLION, THE
ELECTION BOARD IS RUN BY
REPUBLICANS, THEY ALREADY DID

805
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:06,811
ELECTION BOARD IS RUN BY
REPUBLICANS, THEY ALREADY DID
TWO RECOUNTS.

806
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,346
REPUBLICANS, THEY ALREADY DID
TWO RECOUNTS.
THE GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA IS NOT

807
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,649
TWO RECOUNTS.
THE GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA IS NOT
ONLY A REPUBLICAN, A

808
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:12,483
THE GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA IS NOT
ONLY A REPUBLICAN, A
TRUMP-SUPPORTING REPUBLICAN.

809
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,785
ONLY A REPUBLICAN, A
TRUMP-SUPPORTING REPUBLICAN.
IT SHOULDN'T MATTER BECAUSE

810
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,187
TRUMP-SUPPORTING REPUBLICAN.
IT SHOULDN'T MATTER BECAUSE
DEMOCRATS, THEY DON'T, IT IS NOT

811
00:24:16,189 --> 00:24:19,390
IT SHOULDN'T MATTER BECAUSE
DEMOCRATS, THEY DON'T, IT IS NOT
LIKE THEIR ELECTIONS ARE-- WE

812
00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:21,225
DEMOCRATS, THEY DON'T, IT IS NOT
LIKE THEIR ELECTIONS ARE-- WE
SHOULD QUESTION THOSE, BUT NOT

813
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,294
LIKE THEIR ELECTIONS ARE-- WE
SHOULD QUESTION THOSE, BUT NOT
REPUBLICANS, BUT THESE ARE

814
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,262
SHOULD QUESTION THOSE, BUT NOT
REPUBLICANS, BUT THESE ARE
REPUBLICANS OWN ELECTIONS.

815
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,564
REPUBLICANS, BUT THESE ARE
REPUBLICANS OWN ELECTIONS.
THAT IS WHO RAN IT.

816
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,766
REPUBLICANS OWN ELECTIONS.
THAT IS WHO RAN IT.
IT IS JUST, IT JUST WATCHING

817
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:31,302
THAT IS WHO RAN IT.
IT IS JUST, IT JUST WATCHING
PEOPLE GO HAND THE REIGNS OVER.

818
00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:33,404
IT IS JUST, IT JUST WATCHING
PEOPLE GO HAND THE REIGNS OVER.
I ASKED KENSINGER, HOW MANY OF

819
00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:36,240
PEOPLE GO HAND THE REIGNS OVER.
I ASKED KENSINGER, HOW MANY OF
YOUR COLLEAGUES ACTUALLY BELIEVE

820
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,074
I ASKED KENSINGER, HOW MANY OF
YOUR COLLEAGUES ACTUALLY BELIEVE
THIS CRAZINESS.

821
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,176
YOUR COLLEAGUES ACTUALLY BELIEVE
THIS CRAZINESS.
HE SAID HE THINKS ONLY ABOUT

822
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:39,477
THIS CRAZINESS.
HE SAID HE THINKS ONLY ABOUT
FIVE.

823
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,245
HE SAID HE THINKS ONLY ABOUT
FIVE.
BUT THEY'RE GOING TO GET

824
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:44,515
FIVE.
BUT THEY'RE GOING TO GET
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 150 AND 200 OF

825
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,784
BUT THEY'RE GOING TO GET
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 150 AND 200 OF
THEM VOTING TO OUST CHENEY BASED

826
00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:47,151
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 150 AND 200 OF
THEM VOTING TO OUST CHENEY BASED
ON THESE LIES.

827
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,420
THEM VOTING TO OUST CHENEY BASED
ON THESE LIES.
>> Stephen: AND IS THAT.

828
00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:49,987
ON THESE LIES.
>> Stephen: AND IS THAT.
>> BECAUSER IN'S TERRIFIED.

829
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,356
>> Stephen: AND IS THAT.
>> BECAUSER IN'S TERRIFIED.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY'RE

830
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,924
>> BECAUSER IN'S TERRIFIED.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY'RE
TERRIFIED OF THE PRIMARY.

831
00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,626
>> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY'RE
TERRIFIED OF THE PRIMARY.
>> TERRIFIED OF LOSING A

832
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:56,894
TERRIFIED OF THE PRIMARY.
>> TERRIFIED OF LOSING A
PRIMARY, TERRIFIED OF THE

833
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,696
>> TERRIFIED OF LOSING A
PRIMARY, TERRIFIED OF THE
VOTERS, TERRIFIED OF TRUMP'S

834
00:24:58,698 --> 00:24:59,530
PRIMARY, TERRIFIED OF THE
VOTERS, TERRIFIED OF TRUMP'S
GRASP ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

835
00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:01,098
VOTERS, TERRIFIED OF TRUMP'S
GRASP ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A

836
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:01,599
GRASP ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK.

837
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,300
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF

838
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:03,901
QUICK BREAK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF
JAKE TAP

839
00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:22,953
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF
"THE DEVIL MAY DANCE" JAKE

840
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:23,187
WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF
"THE DEVIL MAY DANCE" JAKE
TAPPER.

841
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,221
"THE DEVIL MAY DANCE" JAKE
TAPPER.
LET'S GO FROM SOMETHING REAL TO

842
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,223
TAPPER.
LET'S GO FROM SOMETHING REAL TO
SOMETHING FAKE, IT'S FICTION,

843
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:29,326
LET'S GO FROM SOMETHING REAL TO
SOMETHING FAKE, IT'S FICTION,
JAKE, IT'S CALLED "THE DEVIL PAY

844
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:29,960
SOMETHING FAKE, IT'S FICTION,
JAKE, IT'S CALLED "THE DEVIL PAY
DANCE."

845
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:30,361
JAKE, IT'S CALLED "THE DEVIL PAY
DANCE."
>> YES, SIR WITH.

846
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:32,363
DANCE."
>> YES, SIR WITH.
>> BY JAKE TAPPER TRK IS YOUR

847
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,098
>> YES, SIR WITH.
>> BY JAKE TAPPER TRK IS YOUR
SECOND NOVEL, THE FIRST ONE THE

848
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:38,002
>> BY JAKE TAPPER TRK IS YOUR
SECOND NOVEL, THE FIRST ONE THE
HELL FIRE CLUB ABOUT THE-- THE

849
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:39,169
SECOND NOVEL, THE FIRST ONE THE
HELL FIRE CLUB ABOUT THE-- THE
HEYDAY, IS IT-- THOSE ARE THE

850
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:44,041
HELL FIRE CLUB ABOUT THE-- THE
HEYDAY, IS IT-- THOSE ARE THE
KENNEDY YEARS IN D.C., RIGHT?

851
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,543
HEYDAY, IS IT-- THOSE ARE THE
KENNEDY YEARS IN D.C., RIGHT?
>> THE-- THESE, THE McCARTHY

852
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:46,944
KENNEDY YEARS IN D.C., RIGHT?
>> THE-- THESE, THE McCARTHY
YEARS EISENHOWER YEARS IN THE

853
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:47,711
>> THE-- THESE, THE McCARTHY
YEARS EISENHOWER YEARS IN THE
HELL FIRE CLUB.

854
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,380
YEARS EISENHOWER YEARS IN THE
HELL FIRE CLUB.
>> Stephen: I MEANT KENNEDY

855
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,714
HELL FIRE CLUB.
>> Stephen: I MEANT KENNEDY
WHEN HE WAS IN THE SENATE.

856
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:51,115
>> Stephen: I MEANT KENNEDY
WHEN HE WAS IN THE SENATE.
>> YES, OF COURSE.

857
00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:52,783
WHEN HE WAS IN THE SENATE.
>> YES, OF COURSE.
AND THIS IS KENNEDY AS

858
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,251
>> YES, OF COURSE.
AND THIS IS KENNEDY AS
PRESIDENT.

859
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,119
AND THIS IS KENNEDY AS
PRESIDENT.
THIS IS ACTUALLY, IT IS MY

860
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:56,387
PRESIDENT.
THIS IS ACTUALLY, IT IS MY
CHARACTER FROM THE HELL FIRE

861
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:57,121
THIS IS ACTUALLY, IT IS MY
CHARACTER FROM THE HELL FIRE
CLUB GOING TO INVESTIGATE

862
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,256
CHARACTER FROM THE HELL FIRE
CLUB GOING TO INVESTIGATE
SOMETHING THAT WAS ACTUALLY A

863
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,525
CLUB GOING TO INVESTIGATE
SOMETHING THAT WAS ACTUALLY A
REAL STORY WHICH IS IN 1960, AS

864
00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:04,194
SOMETHING THAT WAS ACTUALLY A
REAL STORY WHICH IS IN 1960, AS
YOU KNOW, SINATRA REALLY HELPED

865
00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,997
REAL STORY WHICH IS IN 1960, AS
YOU KNOW, SINATRA REALLY HELPED
KENNEDY GET ELECTED, IN MANY

866
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:10,768
YOU KNOW, SINATRA REALLY HELPED
KENNEDY GET ELECTED, IN MANY
WAYS.

867
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,003
KENNEDY GET ELECTED, IN MANY
WAYS.
>> Stephen:-- CHAIRED THE

868
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:13,437
WAYS.
>> Stephen:-- CHAIRED THE
INAUGURAL COMMITTEE.

869
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:14,838
>> Stephen:-- CHAIRED THE
INAUGURAL COMMITTEE.
>> YEAH, AND HE THOUGHT KENNEDY

870
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,040
INAUGURAL COMMITTEE.
>> YEAH, AND HE THOUGHT KENNEDY
WHAT STAY WITH HIM WHEN HE CAME

871
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,575
>> YEAH, AND HE THOUGHT KENNEDY
WHAT STAY WITH HIM WHEN HE CAME
OUT TO CALIFORNIA AS PRESIDENT.

872
00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:21,979
WHAT STAY WITH HIM WHEN HE CAME
OUT TO CALIFORNIA AS PRESIDENT.
AND HIS RANCHO MIRAGE COMPOUND,

873
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:23,380
OUT TO CALIFORNIA AS PRESIDENT.
AND HIS RANCHO MIRAGE COMPOUND,
HE HAD BUILT UP, HE HAD ROOMS

874
00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:25,649
AND HIS RANCHO MIRAGE COMPOUND,
HE HAD BUILT UP, HE HAD ROOMS
ADDED AND PHONE LINES ADDED AND

875
00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:27,217
HE HAD BUILT UP, HE HAD ROOMS
ADDED AND PHONE LINES ADDED AND
A HELI PAD BUILT.

876
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:28,953
ADDED AND PHONE LINES ADDED AND
A HELI PAD BUILT.
AND THEN BOBBY, AND THEN BOBBY

877
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,721
A HELI PAD BUILT.
AND THEN BOBBY, AND THEN BOBBY
KENNEDY, THE ATTORNEY GENERAL

878
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:33,023
AND THEN BOBBY, AND THEN BOBBY
KENNEDY, THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
WAS INVESTIGATING ORGANIZATIONED

879
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,459
KENNEDY, THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
WAS INVESTIGATING ORGANIZATIONED
CRIME AND IT OCCURRED TO HIM,

880
00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:36,226
WAS INVESTIGATING ORGANIZATIONED
CRIME AND IT OCCURRED TO HIM,
WELL, I'M INVESTIGATING

881
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,895
CRIME AND IT OCCURRED TO HIM,
WELL, I'M INVESTIGATING
ORGANIZED CRIME, AND SINATRA IS

882
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:41,365
WELL, I'M INVESTIGATING
ORGANIZED CRIME, AND SINATRA IS
FRIENDS WITH SOME OF THESE GUYS

883
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:44,868
ORGANIZED CRIME, AND SINATRA IS
FRIENDS WITH SOME OF THESE GUYS
THAT I'M INVESTIGATING LIKE SAM

884
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:45,769
FRIENDS WITH SOME OF THESE GUYS
THAT I'M INVESTIGATING LIKE SAM
GIANCANA, MAYBE MY BROTHER

885
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:46,537
THAT I'M INVESTIGATING LIKE SAM
GIANCANA, MAYBE MY BROTHER
SHOULDN'T STAY OUT.

886
00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:48,105
GIANCANA, MAYBE MY BROTHER
SHOULDN'T STAY OUT.
THERE THAT IS A REAL STORY, IN

887
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,107
SHOULDN'T STAY OUT.
THERE THAT IS A REAL STORY, IN
THE BOOK ATTORNEY GENERAL

888
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,776
THERE THAT IS A REAL STORY, IN
THE BOOK ATTORNEY GENERAL
KENNEDY KIND OF BLACK MAILED

889
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:53,344
THE BOOK ATTORNEY GENERAL
KENNEDY KIND OF BLACK MAILED
CHARLIE AND MARK RECEIPT, MY

890
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:54,511
KENNEDY KIND OF BLACK MAILED
CHARLIE AND MARK RECEIPT, MY
HEROS TO GO OUT AND INVESTIGATE

891
00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:56,347
CHARLIE AND MARK RECEIPT, MY
HEROS TO GO OUT AND INVESTIGATE
TO SEE IF SIN APP-- SINATRA

892
00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:57,448
HEROS TO GO OUT AND INVESTIGATE
TO SEE IF SIN APP-- SINATRA
REALLY IS MOBBED UP.

893
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,449
TO SEE IF SIN APP-- SINATRA
REALLY IS MOBBED UP.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU LEARN

894
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,117
REALLY IS MOBBED UP.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU LEARN
IN WRITING THIS BOOK THAT YOU

895
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,685
>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU LEARN
IN WRITING THIS BOOK THAT YOU
DID NOT KNOW BEFORE ABOUT THOSE

896
00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:02,152
IN WRITING THIS BOOK THAT YOU
DID NOT KNOW BEFORE ABOUT THOSE
YEARS.

897
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,954
DID NOT KNOW BEFORE ABOUT THOSE
YEARS.
>> I DON'T THINK I REALIZED

898
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,022
YEARS.
>> I DON'T THINK I REALIZED
BEFORE, AND I DID A LOT OF

899
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:05,255
>> I DON'T THINK I REALIZED
BEFORE, AND I DID A LOT OF
READING.

900
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:06,724
BEFORE, AND I DID A LOT OF
READING.
I DON'T THINK I REALIZED HOW

901
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,726
READING.
I DON'T THINK I REALIZED HOW
MUCH I THINK JOHN F. KENNEDY

902
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:11,795
I DON'T THINK I REALIZED HOW
MUCH I THINK JOHN F. KENNEDY
BROKE FRANK SINATRA'S HEART.

903
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,064
MUCH I THINK JOHN F. KENNEDY
BROKE FRANK SINATRA'S HEART.
BY LIKE SINATRA WE ALL KNOW, HE

904
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,667
BROKE FRANK SINATRA'S HEART.
BY LIKE SINATRA WE ALL KNOW, HE
HAD HIS HEARTBROKEN BY EVA

905
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:17,901
BY LIKE SINATRA WE ALL KNOW, HE
HAD HIS HEARTBROKEN BY EVA
GARDNER, ONE OF HIS SEVERAL

906
00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:19,403
HAD HIS HEARTBROKEN BY EVA
GARDNER, ONE OF HIS SEVERAL
WIVES BUT THAT WAS THE ONE THAT

907
00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:20,604
GARDNER, ONE OF HIS SEVERAL
WIVES BUT THAT WAS THE ONE THAT
REALLY HURT HIM.

908
00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:26,710
WIVES BUT THAT WAS THE ONE THAT
REALLY HURT HIM.
AND I THINK HE REALLY LOVED

909
00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:27,811
REALLY HURT HIM.
AND I THINK HE REALLY LOVED
PLUTONICALLY, HE REALLY LOVED

910
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,279
AND I THINK HE REALLY LOVED
PLUTONICALLY, HE REALLY LOVED
JOHN F. KENNEDY AND THIS

911
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:30,014
PLUTONICALLY, HE REALLY LOVED
JOHN F. KENNEDY AND THIS
CONFRONTATION THAT I AM TELLING

912
00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:30,981
JOHN F. KENNEDY AND THIS
CONFRONTATION THAT I AM TELLING
YOU ABOUT THAT REALLY HAPPENED,

913
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,517
CONFRONTATION THAT I AM TELLING
YOU ABOUT THAT REALLY HAPPENED,
I THINK IT REALLY DESTROYED HIM.

914
00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,518
YOU ABOUT THAT REALLY HAPPENED,
I THINK IT REALLY DESTROYED HIM.
>> Stephen: JAKE, LOVELY TO

915
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,252
I THINK IT REALLY DESTROYED HIM.
>> Stephen: JAKE, LOVELY TO
SEE YOU.

916
00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:38,055
>> Stephen: JAKE, LOVELY TO
SEE YOU.
THE BOOK IS "THE DEVIL MAY

917
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:38,322
SEE YOU.
THE BOOK IS "THE DEVIL MAY
DANCE."

918
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,123
THE BOOK IS "THE DEVIL MAY
DANCE."
HELL FIRE CLUB WAS WONDERFUL,

919
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,758
DANCE."
HELL FIRE CLUB WAS WONDERFUL,
THIS HAS GOT TO BE BETTER

920
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,192
HELL FIRE CLUB WAS WONDERFUL,
THIS HAS GOT TO BE BETTER
BECAUSE IT IS THE SECOND BOOK,

921
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:42,760
THIS HAS GOT TO BE BETTER
BECAUSE IT IS THE SECOND BOOK,
NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

922
00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:44,361
BECAUSE IT IS THE SECOND BOOK,
NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
>> LOOKING FOR A COLBERT BUMP

923
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,696
NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
>> LOOKING FOR A COLBERT BUMP
AND I KNOW YOUR PEOPLE WILL GIVE

924
00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:46,263
>> LOOKING FOR A COLBERT BUMP
AND I KNOW YOUR PEOPLE WILL GIVE
ME ONE.

925
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:48,966
AND I KNOW YOUR PEOPLE WILL GIVE
ME ONE.
>> Stephen: LET'S BUMP IT UP.

926
00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:50,200
ME ONE.
>> Stephen: LET'S BUMP IT UP.
THE IT COMES OUT

927
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:09,153
HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK.
>> Stephen: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
SEVEN-TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNING

928
00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:09,753
>> Stephen: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
SEVEN-TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNING
SINGER AND SONGWRITER WHO JUST

929
00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:12,456
SEVEN-TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNING
SINGER AND SONGWRITER WHO JUST
ANNOUNCED THE FOLLOW-UP TO HER

930
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:13,090
SINGER AND SONGWRITER WHO JUST
ANNOUNCED THE FOLLOW-UP TO HER
RECORD-SMASHING DEBUT ALBUM AND

931
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,025
ANNOUNCED THE FOLLOW-UP TO HER
RECORD-SMASHING DEBUT ALBUM AND
HAS A NEW BOOK CALLED "BILLIE

932
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:15,292
RECORD-SMASHING DEBUT ALBUM AND
HAS A NEW BOOK CALLED "BILLIE
EILISH."

933
00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:16,960
HAS A NEW BOOK CALLED "BILLIE
EILISH."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE

934
00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:22,199
EILISH."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE
SHOW," BILLIE EILISH

935
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,368
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE
SHOW," BILLIE EILISH
HELLO, BILLIE EILISH.

936
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:24,968
SHOW," BILLIE EILISH
HELLO, BILLIE EILISH.
>> HELLO, STEPHEN COLBERT.

937
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:27,271
HELLO, BILLIE EILISH.
>> HELLO, STEPHEN COLBERT.
>> Stephen: IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO

938
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,272
>> HELLO, STEPHEN COLBERT.
>> Stephen: IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO
MONTHS, IT'S GOOD, ONLY TWO

939
00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:30,140
>> Stephen: IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO
MONTHS, IT'S GOOD, ONLY TWO
MONTHS SINCE WE WERE TOGETHER

940
00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:30,741
MONTHS, IT'S GOOD, ONLY TWO
MONTHS SINCE WE WERE TOGETHER
LAST TIME.

941
00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:32,209
MONTHS SINCE WE WERE TOGETHER
LAST TIME.
THIS IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, HOME

942
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:32,976
LAST TIME.
THIS IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, HOME
AWAY FROM HOME.

943
00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:34,745
THIS IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, HOME
AWAY FROM HOME.
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE

944
00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:34,945
AWAY FROM HOME.
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE
HERE.

945
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:36,880
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE
HERE.
BUT I GOT, A REAL QUESTION FOR

946
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:37,047
HERE.
BUT I GOT, A REAL QUESTION FOR
YOU.

947
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,449
BUT I GOT, A REAL QUESTION FOR
YOU.
I LOOK BASICALLY THE SAME AS I

948
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:40,350
YOU.
I LOOK BASICALLY THE SAME AS I
DID TWO MONTHS AGO.

949
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,586
I LOOK BASICALLY THE SAME AS I
DID TWO MONTHS AGO.
NOW YOU'RE BLOND.

950
00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:44,354
DID TWO MONTHS AGO.
NOW YOU'RE BLOND.
AND THERE HAS BEEN, AND I LOVE

951
00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:44,788
NOW YOU'RE BLOND.
AND THERE HAS BEEN, AND I LOVE
IT.

952
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:46,356
AND THERE HAS BEEN, AND I LOVE
IT.
BUT THERE'S BEEN SOME RUMORS,

953
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:48,492
IT.
BUT THERE'S BEEN SOME RUMORS,
THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF RUMORS

954
00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:49,393
BUT THERE'S BEEN SOME RUMORS,
THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF RUMORS
OUT ON THE INTERNET AND I WANT

955
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,261
THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF RUMORS
OUT ON THE INTERNET AND I WANT
YOU TO SETTLE SOMETHING FOR ME.

956
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:53,030
OUT ON THE INTERNET AND I WANT
YOU TO SETTLE SOMETHING FOR ME.
WHEN YOU WERE LAST HERE ON THE

957
00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:56,967
YOU TO SETTLE SOMETHING FOR ME.
WHEN YOU WERE LAST HERE ON THE
SHOW, WERE YOU IN FACT WEARING A

958
00:28:56,969 --> 00:29:01,872
WHEN YOU WERE LAST HERE ON THE
SHOW, WERE YOU IN FACT WEARING A
BILLIE EILISH WIG.

959
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:04,074
SHOW, WERE YOU IN FACT WEARING A
BILLIE EILISH WIG.
>> STEVE, I WAS JUST AS BLOND

960
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:04,942
BILLIE EILISH WIG.
>> STEVE, I WAS JUST AS BLOND
THEM AS I AM NOW.

961
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:08,479
>> STEVE, I WAS JUST AS BLOND
THEM AS I AM NOW.
I WAS WEARING A BILLIE EILISH

962
00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:09,546
THEM AS I AM NOW.
I WAS WEARING A BILLIE EILISH
WIG, I WAS, I WAS.

963
00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:10,247
I WAS WEARING A BILLIE EILISH
WIG, I WAS, I WAS.
>> Stephen: HA.

964
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,715
WIG, I WAS, I WAS.
>> Stephen: HA.
>> I HAVE PICTURES FROM THAT

965
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:12,983
>> Stephen: HA.
>> I HAVE PICTURES FROM THAT
DAY, HAVE I PICTURES THAT I TOOK

966
00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:14,885
>> I HAVE PICTURES FROM THAT
DAY, HAVE I PICTURES THAT I TOOK
RIGHT BEFORE THAT WITH FULLIE

967
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:17,387
DAY, HAVE I PICTURES THAT I TOOK
RIGHT BEFORE THAT WITH FULLIE
BLOND HAIR AND THE EXACT SAME

968
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:17,621
RIGHT BEFORE THAT WITH FULLIE
BLOND HAIR AND THE EXACT SAME
OUTFIT.

969
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:18,689
BLOND HAIR AND THE EXACT SAME
OUTFIT.
>> Stephen: AND THE HAT HELPS

970
00:29:18,691 --> 00:29:22,192
OUTFIT.
>> Stephen: AND THE HAT HELPS
TOO, THE BUCKET HAT HELPS TOO TO

971
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,193
>> Stephen: AND THE HAT HELPS
TOO, THE BUCKET HAT HELPS TOO TO
HIDE THE JOIN, SO WHAT DO YOU

972
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,295
TOO, THE BUCKET HAT HELPS TOO TO
HIDE THE JOIN, SO WHAT DO YOU
DO, DO YOU HAVE TO GO, DO YOU

973
00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:26,764
HIDE THE JOIN, SO WHAT DO YOU
DO, DO YOU HAVE TO GO, DO YOU
HAVE TO GO TO A WIG MAKER AND

974
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,098
DO, DO YOU HAVE TO GO, DO YOU
HAVE TO GO TO A WIG MAKER AND
SAY MAKE ME A WIG THAT LOOKS

975
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,566
HAVE TO GO TO A WIG MAKER AND
SAY MAKE ME A WIG THAT LOOKS
LIKE ME BECAUSE I DON'T WANT

976
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:30,400
SAY MAKE ME A WIG THAT LOOKS
LIKE ME BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
ANYBODY TO KNOW THAT I DON'T

977
00:29:30,402 --> 00:29:31,268
LIKE ME BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
ANYBODY TO KNOW THAT I DON'T
LOOK LIKE THAT ANY MORE.

978
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,137
ANYBODY TO KNOW THAT I DON'T
LOOK LIKE THAT ANY MORE.
HOW DID THAT GO DOWN SNM.

979
00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:34,805
LOOK LIKE THAT ANY MORE.
HOW DID THAT GO DOWN SNM.
>> SO FROM BLACK TO BLOND, IS A

980
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,540
HOW DID THAT GO DOWN SNM.
>> SO FROM BLACK TO BLOND, IS A
BIG THING AND TO DO IT RIGHT AND

981
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:39,143
>> SO FROM BLACK TO BLOND, IS A
BIG THING AND TO DO IT RIGHT AND
TO DO IT WHERE IR'S NOT

982
00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,744
BIG THING AND TO DO IT RIGHT AND
TO DO IT WHERE IR'S NOT
MURDERING YOUR HAIR AND KEEPING

983
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,446
TO DO IT WHERE IR'S NOT
MURDERING YOUR HAIR AND KEEPING
IT HALEY, YOU KNOW, I DID THE

984
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,747
MURDERING YOUR HAIR AND KEEPING
IT HALEY, YOU KNOW, I DID THE
FIRST PROCESS, AND THEN WAITED

985
00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:45,582
IT HALEY, YOU KNOW, I DID THE
FIRST PROCESS, AND THEN WAITED
LIKE TWO WEEKS SO THAT IT COULD

986
00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,251
FIRST PROCESS, AND THEN WAITED
LIKE TWO WEEKS SO THAT IT COULD
KIND OF HEAL AND THEN AGAIN AND

987
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:48,552
LIKE TWO WEEKS SO THAT IT COULD
KIND OF HEAL AND THEN AGAIN AND
WAITED TWO WEEKSES AND WAITED A

988
00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:50,754
KIND OF HEAL AND THEN AGAIN AND
WAITED TWO WEEKSES AND WAITED A
WEEK, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH, I JUST

989
00:29:50,756 --> 00:29:51,622
WAITED TWO WEEKSES AND WAITED A
WEEK, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH, I JUST
KNEW THAT IT WOULD HAVE THESE

990
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:52,990
WEEK, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH, I JUST
KNEW THAT IT WOULD HAVE THESE
PROCESSING PERIODS WHERE IT

991
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:53,791
KNEW THAT IT WOULD HAVE THESE
PROCESSING PERIODS WHERE IT
WOULD LIKE INSANE.

992
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,993
PROCESSING PERIODS WHERE IT
WOULD LIKE INSANE.
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK

993
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:56,994
WOULD LIKE INSANE.
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK
INSIDE.

994
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,529
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK
INSIDE.
SO I-- BUT I NEEDED SOMETHING

995
00:29:58,531 --> 00:30:01,832
INSIDE.
SO I-- BUT I NEEDED SOMETHING
QUICK, SO I LITERALLY ORDERED AA

996
00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:04,768
SO I-- BUT I NEEDED SOMETHING
QUICK, SO I LITERALLY ORDERED AA
BILLIE EILISH HALLOWEEN COSTUME

997
00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:05,803
QUICK, SO I LITERALLY ORDERED AA
BILLIE EILISH HALLOWEEN COSTUME
WIG ON AMAZON.

998
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,271
BILLIE EILISH HALLOWEEN COSTUME
WIG ON AMAZON.
>> Stephen: LIKE WAS IT SORT

999
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:09,273
WIG ON AMAZON.
>> Stephen: LIKE WAS IT SORT
OF PLASTICKY KIND OF?

1000
00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,708
>> Stephen: LIKE WAS IT SORT
OF PLASTICKY KIND OF?
>> YEAH, IT WAS AWFUL, IT WAS

1001
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,177
OF PLASTICKY KIND OF?
>> YEAH, IT WAS AWFUL, IT WAS
THE UGLIEST THING I HAD EVER

1002
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:15,913
>> YEAH, IT WAS AWFUL, IT WAS
THE UGLIEST THING I HAD EVER
SEEN IT WAS LITERAL LEIGH A

1003
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:18,448
THE UGLIEST THING I HAD EVER
SEEN IT WAS LITERAL LEIGH A
FULLY BLACK WIG LIKE THIS LONG,

1004
00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:20,284
SEEN IT WAS LITERAL LEIGH A
FULLY BLACK WIG LIKE THIS LONG,
PLASTIC, AND THE GREEN WAS JUST

1005
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:23,153
FULLY BLACK WIG LIKE THIS LONG,
PLASTIC, AND THE GREEN WAS JUST
LIKE ONLY HERE.

1006
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:23,921
PLASTIC, AND THE GREEN WAS JUST
LIKE ONLY HERE.
DON'T DO THAT.

1007
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:26,757
LIKE ONLY HERE.
DON'T DO THAT.
BUT THE THING WAS, I

1008
00:30:26,759 --> 00:30:28,292
DON'T DO THAT.
BUT THE THING WAS, I
WASN'T-- I AND THEN I HAD A

1009
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:28,992
BUT THE THING WAS, I
WASN'T-- I AND THEN I HAD A
PROFESSIONAL ONE PAID BUT IT WAS

1010
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,928
WASN'T-- I AND THEN I HAD A
PROFESSIONAL ONE PAID BUT IT WAS
REALLY MADE QUICKLY AND YOU

1011
00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,229
PROFESSIONAL ONE PAID BUT IT WAS
REALLY MADE QUICKLY AND YOU
KNOW, THE THING WAS, I WASN'T

1012
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:34,064
REALLY MADE QUICKLY AND YOU
KNOW, THE THING WAS, I WASN'T
TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, PLAY A

1013
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,366
KNOW, THE THING WAS, I WASN'T
TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, PLAY A
PLANK ON THE INTERNET OH GOD, IS

1014
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:37,568
TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, PLAY A
PLANK ON THE INTERNET OH GOD, IS
SHE HANNA MONTANA.

1015
00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:39,536
PLANK ON THE INTERNET OH GOD, IS
SHE HANNA MONTANA.
NO I JUST LOOKED [BLEEP] CRAZY

1016
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,371
SHE HANNA MONTANA.
NO I JUST LOOKED [BLEEP] CRAZY
AND I NEEDED TO LOOK NOT CRAZY.

1017
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:42,406
NO I JUST LOOKED [BLEEP] CRAZY
AND I NEEDED TO LOOK NOT CRAZY.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T WANT TO

1018
00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:43,907
AND I NEEDED TO LOOK NOT CRAZY.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T WANT TO
LOOK CRAZY, BILLIE.

1019
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:45,108
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T WANT TO
LOOK CRAZY, BILLIE.
ALL YOU WANT IS FOR YOUR EYES TO

1020
00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:47,978
LOOK CRAZY, BILLIE.
ALL YOU WANT IS FOR YOUR EYES TO
BE JET BLACK AND FOR BLACK INK

1021
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,279
ALL YOU WANT IS FOR YOUR EYES TO
BE JET BLACK AND FOR BLACK INK
TO COME OUT OF YOUR EYES WHEN

1022
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,048
BE JET BLACK AND FOR BLACK INK
TO COME OUT OF YOUR EYES WHEN
YOU CRY AND FIRE TO COME OUT

1023
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,983
TO COME OUT OF YOUR EYES WHEN
YOU CRY AND FIRE TO COME OUT
MUCH YOUR MOUTH.

1024
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:55,552
YOU CRY AND FIRE TO COME OUT
MUCH YOUR MOUTH.
YOU DON'T WANT CRAZY HAIR.

1025
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:56,086
MUCH YOUR MOUTH.
YOU DON'T WANT CRAZY HAIR.
>> YEAH, CORRECT.

1026
00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:56,854
YOU DON'T WANT CRAZY HAIR.
>> YEAH, CORRECT.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU LOOK LIKE

1027
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,389
>> YEAH, CORRECT.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU LOOK LIKE
ARE YOU IN A TRAILER, YOU LOOK

1028
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:00,457
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU LOOK LIKE
ARE YOU IN A TRAILER, YOU LOOK
LAKE YOU ARE TALL LEIGH ON A

1029
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:01,625
ARE YOU IN A TRAILER, YOU LOOK
LAKE YOU ARE TALL LEIGH ON A
SHOT SOME PLACE.

1030
00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:03,260
LAKE YOU ARE TALL LEIGH ON A
SHOT SOME PLACE.
I RECOGNIZE HONEY WAGON WHEN I

1031
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,962
SHOT SOME PLACE.
I RECOGNIZE HONEY WAGON WHEN I
SEE ONE.

1032
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:08,232
I RECOGNIZE HONEY WAGON WHEN I
SEE ONE.
WHERE ARE YOU?

1033
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:11,501
SEE ONE.
WHERE ARE YOU?
>> I AM IN IN MY TRAILER FOR A

1034
00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:12,603
WHERE ARE YOU?
>> I AM IN IN MY TRAILER FOR A
LITTLE CONFIDENTIAL SHOOT THAT

1035
00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:15,239
>> I AM IN IN MY TRAILER FOR A
LITTLE CONFIDENTIAL SHOOT THAT
I'M DOING FOR AMAZON PRIME DAY,

1036
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:15,439
LITTLE CONFIDENTIAL SHOOT THAT
I'M DOING FOR AMAZON PRIME DAY,
SO-- .

1037
00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:16,974
I'M DOING FOR AMAZON PRIME DAY,
SO-- .
>> Stephen: IS THIS AN AMAZON

1038
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,342
SO-- .
>> Stephen: IS THIS AN AMAZON
PRODUCTION AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME

1039
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:20,410
>> Stephen: IS THIS AN AMAZON
PRODUCTION AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME
WHAT IT IS, IS THAT WHAT IS

1040
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:20,677
PRODUCTION AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME
WHAT IT IS, IS THAT WHAT IS
GOING ON.

1041
00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:21,044
WHAT IT IS, IS THAT WHAT IS
GOING ON.
>> YEAH, YEAH.

1042
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,312
GOING ON.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: IS IT THE LORD OF

1043
00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:24,748
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: IS IT THE LORD OF
THE RINGS, ARE YOU IN NEW ZE

1044
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,450
>> Stephen: IS IT THE LORD OF
THE RINGS, ARE YOU IN NEW ZE
LAND RATE NOW, ARE YOU AN ELF.

1045
00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:28,986
THE RINGS, ARE YOU IN NEW ZE
LAND RATE NOW, ARE YOU AN ELF.
CUZ YOU LOOK LIKE AN ELT RIGHT

1046
00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:29,519
LAND RATE NOW, ARE YOU AN ELF.
CUZ YOU LOOK LIKE AN ELT RIGHT
NOW.

1047
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,054
CUZ YOU LOOK LIKE AN ELT RIGHT
NOW.
>> DO I?

1048
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,990
NOW.
>> DO I?
WITH THANK YOU, NO, I'M NOT AN

1049
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:33,624
>> DO I?
WITH THANK YOU, NO, I'M NOT AN
ELF, NOT AN ELF.

1050
00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:37,027
WITH THANK YOU, NO, I'M NOT AN
ELF, NOT AN ELF.
>> Stephen: NOW YOU, THIS IS,

1051
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:38,528
ELF, NOT AN ELF.
>> Stephen: NOW YOU, THIS IS,
THIS-- THIS GT A FAIR AMOUNT OF

1052
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:38,862
>> Stephen: NOW YOU, THIS IS,
THIS-- THIS GT A FAIR AMOUNT OF
ATTENTION.

1053
00:31:38,864 --> 00:31:40,931
THIS-- THIS GT A FAIR AMOUNT OF
ATTENTION.
THIS IS YOU ON THE COVER OF

1054
00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:41,798
ATTENTION.
THIS IS YOU ON THE COVER OF
BRITISH VOGUE.

1055
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,901
THIS IS YOU ON THE COVER OF
BRITISH VOGUE.
LOOKING HIGHLY STYLISH.

1056
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:44,568
BRITISH VOGUE.
LOOKING HIGHLY STYLISH.
RIGHT THERE.

1057
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:47,271
LOOKING HIGHLY STYLISH.
RIGHT THERE.
WHEN YOU SHARED THIS COVER ON

1058
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,806
RIGHT THERE.
WHEN YOU SHARED THIS COVER ON
INSTAGRAM YOU BROKE YOUR OWN

1059
00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:51,275
WHEN YOU SHARED THIS COVER ON
INSTAGRAM YOU BROKE YOUR OWN
RECORD OF GETTING TO A MILLION

1060
00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:51,975
INSTAGRAM YOU BROKE YOUR OWN
RECORD OF GETTING TO A MILLION
LIKES.

1061
00:31:51,977 --> 00:31:53,977
RECORD OF GETTING TO A MILLION
LIKES.
IN THIS CASE IT WAS LESS THAN

1062
00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:54,678
LIKES.
IN THIS CASE IT WAS LESS THAN
SIX MINUTES.

1063
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,546
IN THIS CASE IT WAS LESS THAN
SIX MINUTES.
WHAT IS IT LIKE FOR YOU THESE

1064
00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:59,283
SIX MINUTES.
WHAT IS IT LIKE FOR YOU THESE
DAYS TO GET THAT KIND OF INSTANT

1065
00:31:59,285 --> 00:31:59,549
WHAT IS IT LIKE FOR YOU THESE
DAYS TO GET THAT KIND OF INSTANT
ATTENTION.

1066
00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:01,718
DAYS TO GET THAT KIND OF INSTANT
ATTENTION.
S NICE WHEN PEOPLE NOTICE YOU

1067
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,353
ATTENTION.
S NICE WHEN PEOPLE NOTICE YOU
BUT DO YOU STILL GET EXCITED BY

1068
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:06,390
S NICE WHEN PEOPLE NOTICE YOU
BUT DO YOU STILL GET EXCITED BY
THAT LEVEL OF RESPONSE?

1069
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,592
BUT DO YOU STILL GET EXCITED BY
THAT LEVEL OF RESPONSE?
>> I DO GET EXCITED.

1070
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,961
THAT LEVEL OF RESPONSE?
>> I DO GET EXCITED.
I THINK IT MORE JUST MAKES ME

1071
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,696
>> I DO GET EXCITED.
I THINK IT MORE JUST MAKES ME
NEVER WANT TO POST AGAIN.

1072
00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:14,498
I THINK IT MORE JUST MAKES ME
NEVER WANT TO POST AGAIN.
CUZ IT'S LIKE A WEIRD, LIKE I

1073
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,266
NEVER WANT TO POST AGAIN.
CUZ IT'S LIKE A WEIRD, LIKE I
FEEL LIKE I WANTED TO POST MORE

1074
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,535
CUZ IT'S LIKE A WEIRD, LIKE I
FEEL LIKE I WANTED TO POST MORE
WHEN LESS PEOPLE CARED.

1075
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,037
FEEL LIKE I WANTED TO POST MORE
WHEN LESS PEOPLE CARED.
AND NOW THAT MORE PEOPLE CARE, I

1076
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:22,873
WHEN LESS PEOPLE CARED.
AND NOW THAT MORE PEOPLE CARE, I
IT IS LIKE SCARY TO ME.

1077
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,308
AND NOW THAT MORE PEOPLE CARE, I
IT IS LIKE SCARY TO ME.
BUT I MEAN IT IS AMAZING.

1078
00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,676
IT IS LIKE SCARY TO ME.
BUT I MEAN IT IS AMAZING.
I WOULD, YOU KNOW, IT WAS SO

1079
00:32:25,678 --> 00:32:27,110
BUT I MEAN IT IS AMAZING.
I WOULD, YOU KNOW, IT WAS SO
WEIRD THE DAY THAT ALL THOSE

1080
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:27,778
I WOULD, YOU KNOW, IT WAS SO
WEIRD THE DAY THAT ALL THOSE
PICTURES CAME OUT BECAUSE I

1081
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,579
WEIRD THE DAY THAT ALL THOSE
PICTURES CAME OUT BECAUSE I
WOULD POST ONE AND SEE BILLIE

1082
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:31,848
PICTURES CAME OUT BECAUSE I
WOULD POST ONE AND SEE BILLIE
EILISH HAS BROKEN THE RECORD FOR

1083
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:32,983
WOULD POST ONE AND SEE BILLIE
EILISH HAS BROKEN THE RECORD FOR
THE FASTEST PICKER EVER LIKED

1084
00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:34,718
EILISH HAS BROKEN THE RECORD FOR
THE FASTEST PICKER EVER LIKED
AND I WOULD POST ANOTHER ONE AND

1085
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,820
THE FASTEST PICKER EVER LIKED
AND I WOULD POST ANOTHER ONE AND
WOULD SAY BILLIE EILISH JUST

1086
00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:37,988
AND I WOULD POST ANOTHER ONE AND
WOULD SAY BILLIE EILISH JUST
BROKE THE OTHER RECORD SHE JUST

1087
00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:40,090
WOULD SAY BILLIE EILISH JUST
BROKE THE OTHER RECORD SHE JUST
BROKE WITH THE NEW FASTEST

1088
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:40,791
BROKE THE OTHER RECORD SHE JUST
BROKE WITH THE NEW FASTEST
PICTURE EVER LIKED.

1089
00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:43,060
BROKE WITH THE NEW FASTEST
PICTURE EVER LIKED.
SO IT HAS BEEN CRAZY, A VERY

1090
00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:43,994
PICTURE EVER LIKED.
SO IT HAS BEEN CRAZY, A VERY
REAL SURREAL WEEK.

1091
00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:44,995
SO IT HAS BEEN CRAZY, A VERY
REAL SURREAL WEEK.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A BOOK

1092
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:45,295
REAL SURREAL WEEK.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A BOOK
ALSO.

1093
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:48,165
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A BOOK
ALSO.
AND THE BOOK IS CALLED, BILLIE

1094
00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:49,766
ALSO.
AND THE BOOK IS CALLED, BILLIE
AISLE YOU WERE AND ST HUNDREDS

1095
00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,134
AND THE BOOK IS CALLED, BILLIE
AISLE YOU WERE AND ST HUNDREDS
OF PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOU SINCE YOU

1096
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,970
AISLE YOU WERE AND ST HUNDREDS
OF PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOU SINCE YOU
WERE A LITTLE GIRL.

1097
00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:56,573
OF PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOU SINCE YOU
WERE A LITTLE GIRL.
HERE IS-- PRETTY GOOD ONE.

1098
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,408
WERE A LITTLE GIRL.
HERE IS-- PRETTY GOOD ONE.
THAT IS PRETTY GOOD ONES RIGHT

1099
00:32:58,410 --> 00:32:59,209
HERE IS-- PRETTY GOOD ONE.
THAT IS PRETTY GOOD ONES RIGHT
THERE.

1100
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:01,178
THAT IS PRETTY GOOD ONES RIGHT
THERE.
AND ALSO, ALSO, BEAUTIFUL

1101
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,982
THERE.
AND ALSO, ALSO, BEAUTIFUL
PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FANS TOO.

1102
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:07,851
AND ALSO, ALSO, BEAUTIFUL
PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FANS TOO.
BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR

1103
00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:08,051
PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FANS TOO.
BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR
FANS.

1104
00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:08,752
BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR
FANS.
RIGHT THERE.

1105
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:12,990
FANS.
RIGHT THERE.
YOU KNOW, YOU POST SO MUCH ON

1106
00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:15,625
RIGHT THERE.
YOU KNOW, YOU POST SO MUCH ON
INSTAGRAM, YOU HAVE GOT 84 POINT

1107
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:16,793
YOU KNOW, YOU POST SO MUCH ON
INSTAGRAM, YOU HAVE GOT 84 POINT
MILLION FOARLS WHAT IS DIFFERENT

1108
00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:18,662
INSTAGRAM, YOU HAVE GOT 84 POINT
MILLION FOARLS WHAT IS DIFFERENT
ABOUT A BOOK FOR YOU, WHY A

1109
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,063
MILLION FOARLS WHAT IS DIFFERENT
ABOUT A BOOK FOR YOU, WHY A
BOOK, WHAT DOES IT MEAN FOR IT

1110
00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:22,766
ABOUT A BOOK FOR YOU, WHY A
BOOK, WHAT DOES IT MEAN FOR IT
TO BE IN A BOOK RATHER THAN JUST

1111
00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:24,234
BOOK, WHAT DOES IT MEAN FOR IT
TO BE IN A BOOK RATHER THAN JUST
SHARING IT DIGITALLY?

1112
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:27,270
TO BE IN A BOOK RATHER THAN JUST
SHARING IT DIGITALLY?
>> I THINK IT'S JUST MORE, IT'S

1113
00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:29,139
SHARING IT DIGITALLY?
>> I THINK IT'S JUST MORE, IT'S
MORE-- IT'S MORE POWERFUL.

1114
00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:32,042
>> I THINK IT'S JUST MORE, IT'S
MORE-- IT'S MORE POWERFUL.
IT'S MORE PERSONAL AND I JUST

1115
00:33:32,044 --> 00:33:34,978
MORE-- IT'S MORE POWERFUL.
IT'S MORE PERSONAL AND I JUST
FEEL THAT AS A FAN, I WOULD

1116
00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,813
IT'S MORE PERSONAL AND I JUST
FEEL THAT AS A FAN, I WOULD
HAVE, AN WOULD NOW LOVE

1117
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:38,215
FEEL THAT AS A FAN, I WOULD
HAVE, AN WOULD NOW LOVE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT OF AN ARTIST

1118
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:39,583
HAVE, AN WOULD NOW LOVE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT OF AN ARTIST
THAT I AM A FAN OF.

1119
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:41,551
SOMETHING LIKE THAT OF AN ARTIST
THAT I AM A FAN OF.
YOU KNOW, IT STARTS FROM LITERAL

1120
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:42,819
THAT I AM A FAN OF.
YOU KNOW, IT STARTS FROM LITERAL
LEIGH MY BIRTH, BEFORE I WAS

1121
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,988
YOU KNOW, IT STARTS FROM LITERAL
LEIGH MY BIRTH, BEFORE I WAS
BORN UP UNTIL WHEN WE STARTED

1122
00:33:44,990 --> 00:33:45,622
LEIGH MY BIRTH, BEFORE I WAS
BORN UP UNTIL WHEN WE STARTED
MAKING IT.

1123
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:48,959
BORN UP UNTIL WHEN WE STARTED
MAKING IT.
WHICH WAS, YOU KNOW, LIKE LAST

1124
00:33:48,961 --> 00:33:50,093
MAKING IT.
WHICH WAS, YOU KNOW, LIKE LAST
YEAR AT SOME POINT.

1125
00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:52,229
WHICH WAS, YOU KNOW, LIKE LAST
YEAR AT SOME POINT.
AND I JUST, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED

1126
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:52,496
YEAR AT SOME POINT.
AND I JUST, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED
PICTURES.

1127
00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:54,564
AND I JUST, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED
PICTURES.
I TAKE, I TAKE SO MANY PICTURES

1128
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:55,198
PICTURES.
I TAKE, I TAKE SO MANY PICTURES
A DAY.

1129
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,501
I TAKE, I TAKE SO MANY PICTURES
A DAY.
HAVE I SO MANY PICTURES HAVE I

1130
00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:58,769
A DAY.
HAVE I SO MANY PICTURES HAVE I
TO OFFLOAD BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE

1131
00:33:58,771 --> 00:33:59,136
HAVE I SO MANY PICTURES HAVE I
TO OFFLOAD BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE
ENOUGH STORAGE.

1132
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:00,971
TO OFFLOAD BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE
ENOUGH STORAGE.
I TAKE SO MANY PICTURESK I

1133
00:34:00,973 --> 00:34:01,538
ENOUGH STORAGE.
I TAKE SO MANY PICTURESK I
RECORD EVERYTHING.

1134
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,873
I TAKE SO MANY PICTURESK I
RECORD EVERYTHING.
I FILL WILL EVERYTHING.

1135
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,875
RECORD EVERYTHING.
I FILL WILL EVERYTHING.
I TAKE EVERYBODY'S PICTURE, I DO

1136
00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:05,709
I FILL WILL EVERYTHING.
I TAKE EVERYBODY'S PICTURE, I DO
IT ALL THE TIME AND I ALWAYS

1137
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:07,611
I TAKE EVERYBODY'S PICTURE, I DO
IT ALL THE TIME AND I ALWAYS
HAVE SINCE I WAS A KID.

1138
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:08,979
IT ALL THE TIME AND I ALWAYS
HAVE SINCE I WAS A KID.
I LOVE PICTURES AND I LOVE

1139
00:34:08,981 --> 00:34:10,647
HAVE SINCE I WAS A KID.
I LOVE PICTURES AND I LOVE
LOOKING THROUGH PICTURES, IT IF

1140
00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:12,082
I LOVE PICTURES AND I LOVE
LOOKING THROUGH PICTURES, IT IF
THEY ARE MINE, IF THEY ARE MY

1141
00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:14,951
LOOKING THROUGH PICTURES, IT IF
THEY ARE MINE, IF THEY ARE MY
FRIENDS, IF THEY ARE, YOU KNOW,

1142
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:15,218
THEY ARE MINE, IF THEY ARE MY
FRIENDS, IF THEY ARE, YOU KNOW,
WHOEVERS.

1143
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,253
FRIENDS, IF THEY ARE, YOU KNOW,
WHOEVERS.
AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

1144
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:20,524
WHOEVERS.
AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
REALLY CUTE TO MICK A WHOLE LIKE

1145
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:21,658
AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
REALLY CUTE TO MICK A WHOLE LIKE
LIFE-LONG STORY THROUGH

1146
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:21,958
REALLY CUTE TO MICK A WHOLE LIKE
LIFE-LONG STORY THROUGH
PICTURES.

1147
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,794
LIFE-LONG STORY THROUGH
PICTURES.
CUZ IT, YOU KNOW, MY LIFE IS

1148
00:34:23,796 --> 00:34:25,328
PICTURES.
CUZ IT, YOU KNOW, MY LIFE IS
KIND OF CRAZY AND IT'S COOL TO

1149
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:26,997
CUZ IT, YOU KNOW, MY LIFE IS
KIND OF CRAZY AND IT'S COOL TO
HAVE A LITTLE MEMORY OF IT.

1150
00:34:26,999 --> 00:34:28,965
KIND OF CRAZY AND IT'S COOL TO
HAVE A LITTLE MEMORY OF IT.
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO HAVE A

1151
00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:32,636
HAVE A LITTLE MEMORY OF IT.
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO HAVE A
NEW ALBUM, IT IS COMING OUT,

1152
00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,037
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO HAVE A
NEW ALBUM, IT IS COMING OUT,
HAPPIER THAN EVER.

1153
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,272
NEW ALBUM, IT IS COMING OUT,
HAPPIER THAN EVER.
COMES OUT IN JULY.

1154
00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:36,773
HAPPIER THAN EVER.
COMES OUT IN JULY.
AND WE'RE GOING TO GET A LITTLE

1155
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,975
COMES OUT IN JULY.
AND WE'RE GOING TO GET A LITTLE
TASTE OF IT TONIGHT ON THE SHOW.

1156
00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:40,410
AND WE'RE GOING TO GET A LITTLE
TASTE OF IT TONIGHT ON THE SHOW.
WHAT YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT THE

1157
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,813
TASTE OF IT TONIGHT ON THE SHOW.
WHAT YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT THE
SONG YOU'RE GOING TO PERFORM,

1158
00:34:42,815 --> 00:34:45,282
WHAT YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT THE
SONG YOU'RE GOING TO PERFORM,
"YOUR POWER."

1159
00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:46,950
SONG YOU'RE GOING TO PERFORM,
"YOUR POWER."
>> SO I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS

1160
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,685
"YOUR POWER."
>> SO I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS
ALBUM, FIRST OF ALL STSM MY

1161
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,754
>> SO I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS
ALBUM, FIRST OF ALL STSM MY
FAVORITE THING I'VE EVER

1162
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:51,121
ALBUM, FIRST OF ALL STSM MY
FAVORITE THING I'VE EVER
CREATED.

1163
00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:52,856
FAVORITE THING I'VE EVER
CREATED.
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST SO

1164
00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:53,723
CREATED.
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST SO
PROUD OF IT.

1165
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:56,460
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST SO
PROUD OF IT.
AND FEEL SO COCKY ABOUT IT, I

1166
00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:56,960
PROUD OF IT.
AND FEEL SO COCKY ABOUT IT, I
GOT TO TELL YOU.

1167
00:34:56,962 --> 00:35:00,964
AND FEEL SO COCKY ABOUT IT, I
GOT TO TELL YOU.
AND "YOUR POWER" I WOULD SAY IS

1168
00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:04,968
GOT TO TELL YOU.
AND "YOUR POWER" I WOULD SAY IS
MY FAVORITE SONG THAT I HAVE

1169
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:05,669
AND "YOUR POWER" I WOULD SAY IS
MY FAVORITE SONG THAT I HAVE
EVER WRITTEN.

1170
00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:06,837
MY FAVORITE SONG THAT I HAVE
EVER WRITTEN.
AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN LIKE I

1171
00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:11,007
EVER WRITTEN.
AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN LIKE I
DON'T LIKE ANY OTHER SONGS, I

1172
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,075
AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN LIKE I
DON'T LIKE ANY OTHER SONGS, I
JUST-- THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT

1173
00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:16,012
DON'T LIKE ANY OTHER SONGS, I
JUST-- THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT
IT THAT I JUST-- I MEAN I REALLY

1174
00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,647
JUST-- THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT
IT THAT I JUST-- I MEAN I REALLY
FEEL VERY KRRK ORGANIZE CKY

1175
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,616
IT THAT I JUST-- I MEAN I REALLY
FEEL VERY KRRK ORGANIZE CKY
ABOUT IT, I THINK THERE ARE JUST

1176
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:20,250
FEEL VERY KRRK ORGANIZE CKY
ABOUT IT, I THINK THERE ARE JUST
TIMES IN LIFE WHERE YOU SHOULD

1177
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:23,286
ABOUT IT, I THINK THERE ARE JUST
TIMES IN LIFE WHERE YOU SHOULD
BE ALLOWED TO FEEL COCKY ABOUT T

1178
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:24,387
TIMES IN LIFE WHERE YOU SHOULD
BE ALLOWED TO FEEL COCKY ABOUT T
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.

1179
00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:26,089
BE ALLOWED TO FEEL COCKY ABOUT T
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T HAVE TO

1180
00:35:26,091 --> 00:35:27,290
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE TO ME.

1181
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:30,494
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE TO ME.
>> I JUST, I AM VERY PROUD OF

1182
00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:32,963
APOLOGIZE TO ME.
>> I JUST, I AM VERY PROUD OF
MYSELF WITH THIS SONG.

1183
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:33,497
>> I JUST, I AM VERY PROUD OF
MYSELF WITH THIS SONG.
I FES.

1184
00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:36,299
MYSELF WITH THIS SONG.
I FES.
AND I FEEL THAT I CAN NEVER TOP

1185
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:37,033
I FES.
AND I FEEL THAT I CAN NEVER TOP
IT, A LITTLE BIT.

1186
00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:38,835
AND I FEEL THAT I CAN NEVER TOP
IT, A LITTLE BIT.
SO THAT IS YOUR POWER AND I'M

1187
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:39,769
IT, A LITTLE BIT.
SO THAT IS YOUR POWER AND I'M
GOING TO SING IT.

1188
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:42,339
SO THAT IS YOUR POWER AND I'M
GOING TO SING IT.
>> Stephen: HER NEW BOOK

1189
00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:43,673
GOING TO SING IT.
>> Stephen: HER NEW BOOK
BILLIE EILISH IS AVAILAB

1190
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,032
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
AND NOW, PERFORMING "YOUR
POWER," FROM HER ALBUM, "HAPPIER

1191
00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:09,166
AND NOW, PERFORMING "YOUR
POWER," FROM HER ALBUM, "HAPPIER
T

1192
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:15,038
POWER," FROM HER ALBUM, "HAPPIER
T
♪ ♪ ♪ (ACOUSTIC GUITAR)

1193
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:19,042
T
♪ ♪ ♪ (ACOUSTIC GUITAR)
♪ ♪ ♪ (GENTLE MELODY)

1194
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:35,192
♪ ♪ ♪ (ACOUSTIC GUITAR)
♪ ♪ ♪ (GENTLE MELODY)
♪ ♪ ♪

1195
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:59,049
♪ TRY NOT TO ABUSE YOUR POWER
I KNOW WE DIDN'T CHOOSE
♪ TO CHANGE

1196
00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:03,053
I KNOW WE DIDN'T CHOOSE
♪ TO CHANGE
YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA LOSE

1197
00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:07,057
♪ TO CHANGE
YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA LOSE
♪ YOUR POWER

1198
00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:15,031
YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA LOSE
♪ YOUR POWER
BUT HAVIN' IT'S SO STRANGE

1199
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:15,599
♪ YOUR POWER
BUT HAVIN' IT'S SO STRANGE
♪ SHE SAID YOU WERE A HERO

1200
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:19,035
BUT HAVIN' IT'S SO STRANGE
♪ SHE SAID YOU WERE A HERO
YOU PLAYED THE PART

1201
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:23,039
♪ SHE SAID YOU WERE A HERO
YOU PLAYED THE PART
♪ BUT YOU RUINED HER IN A YEAR

1202
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:27,043
YOU PLAYED THE PART
♪ BUT YOU RUINED HER IN A YEAR
DON'T ACT LIKE IT WAS HARD

1203
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:31,047
♪ BUT YOU RUINED HER IN A YEAR
DON'T ACT LIKE IT WAS HARD
♪ AND YOU SWEAR YOU DIDN'T KNOW

1204
00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:35,051
DON'T ACT LIKE IT WAS HARD
♪ AND YOU SWEAR YOU DIDN'T KNOW
♪ NO WONDER WHY YOU DIDN'T ASK

1205
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:39,055
♪ AND YOU SWEAR YOU DIDN'T KNOW
♪ NO WONDER WHY YOU DIDN'T ASK
SHE WAS SLEEPIN' IN YOUR CLOTHES

1206
00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:39,656
♪ NO WONDER WHY YOU DIDN'T ASK
SHE WAS SLEEPIN' IN YOUR CLOTHES
♪ BUT NOW SHE'S GOT TO GET TO

1207
00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:45,395
SHE WAS SLEEPIN' IN YOUR CLOTHES
♪ BUT NOW SHE'S GOT TO GET TO
CLASS HOW DARE YOU?

1208
00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:50,467
♪ BUT NOW SHE'S GOT TO GET TO
CLASS HOW DARE YOU?
♪ AND HOW COULD YOU?

1209
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:51,034
CLASS HOW DARE YOU?
♪ AND HOW COULD YOU?
WILL YOU ONLY FEEL BAD

1210
00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:53,903
♪ AND HOW COULD YOU?
WILL YOU ONLY FEEL BAD
♪ WHEN THEY FIND OUT?

1211
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:55,105
WILL YOU ONLY FEEL BAD
♪ WHEN THEY FIND OUT?
IF YOU COULD TAKE IT ALL BACK

1212
00:37:55,107 --> 00:38:03,046
♪ WHEN THEY FIND OUT?
IF YOU COULD TAKE IT ALL BACK
♪ WOULD YOU?

1213
00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:09,419
IF YOU COULD TAKE IT ALL BACK
♪ WOULD YOU?
TRY NOT TO ABUSE YOUR POWER

1214
00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:11,054
♪ WOULD YOU?
TRY NOT TO ABUSE YOUR POWER
♪ I KNOW WE DIDN'T CHOOSE

1215
00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:15,058
TRY NOT TO ABUSE YOUR POWER
♪ I KNOW WE DIDN'T CHOOSE
TO CHANGE

1216
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:19,029
♪ I KNOW WE DIDN'T CHOOSE
TO CHANGE
♪ YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA LOSE

1217
00:38:19,031 --> 00:38:23,033
TO CHANGE
♪ YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA LOSE
YOUR POWER

1218
00:38:23,035 --> 00:38:31,041
♪ YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA LOSE
YOUR POWER
♪ BUT HAVIN' IT'S SO STRANGE

1219
00:38:31,043 --> 00:38:33,410
YOUR POWER
♪ BUT HAVIN' IT'S SO STRANGE
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS SPECIAL

1220
00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:38,948
♪ BUT HAVIN' IT'S SO STRANGE
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS SPECIAL
♪ YOU MADE ME FEEL

1221
00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:39,416
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS SPECIAL
♪ YOU MADE ME FEEL
LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT,

1222
00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:43,053
♪ YOU MADE ME FEEL
LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT,
♪ YOU WERE THE DEVIL

1223
00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:45,388
LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT,
♪ YOU WERE THE DEVIL
LOST YOUR APPEAL

1224
00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:51,061
♪ YOU WERE THE DEVIL
LOST YOUR APPEAL
♪ DOES IT KEEP YOU IN CONTROL?

1225
00:38:51,063 --> 00:38:51,661
LOST YOUR APPEAL
♪ DOES IT KEEP YOU IN CONTROL?
FOR YOU TO KEEP HER IN A CAGE?

1226
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:55,098
♪ DOES IT KEEP YOU IN CONTROL?
FOR YOU TO KEEP HER IN A CAGE?
♪ AND YOU SWEAR YOU DIDN'T KNOW

1227
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:57,400
FOR YOU TO KEEP HER IN A CAGE?
♪ AND YOU SWEAR YOU DIDN'T KNOW
♪ YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS

1228
00:38:57,402 --> 00:39:03,039
♪ AND YOU SWEAR YOU DIDN'T KNOW
♪ YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS
YOUR AGE HOW DARE YOU?

1229
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:07,043
♪ YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS
YOUR AGE HOW DARE YOU?
♪ AND HOW COULD YOU?

1230
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,412
YOUR AGE HOW DARE YOU?
♪ AND HOW COULD YOU?
WILL YOU ONLY FEEL BAD

1231
00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:11,047
♪ AND HOW COULD YOU?
WILL YOU ONLY FEEL BAD
♪ IF IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY KILL

1232
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:15,051
WILL YOU ONLY FEEL BAD
♪ IF IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY KILL
YOUR CONTRACT?

1233
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:19,022
♪ IF IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY KILL
YOUR CONTRACT?
♪ WOULD YOU?

1234
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:27,030
YOUR CONTRACT?
♪ WOULD YOU?
TRY NOT TO ABUSE YOUR POWER

1235
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:31,034
♪ WOULD YOU?
TRY NOT TO ABUSE YOUR POWER
♪ I KNOW WE DIDN'T CHOOSE

1236
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,403
TRY NOT TO ABUSE YOUR POWER
♪ I KNOW WE DIDN'T CHOOSE
TO CHANGE

1237
00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:35,038
♪ I KNOW WE DIDN'T CHOOSE
TO CHANGE
♪ YOU MIGHT NOT

1238
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:43,046
TO CHANGE
♪ YOU MIGHT NOT
WANNA LOSE YOUR POWER

1239
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:51,054
♪ YOU MIGHT NOT
WANNA LOSE YOUR POWER
♪ BUT POWER ISN'T PAIN

1240
00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:55,091
WANNA LOSE YOUR POWER
♪ BUT POWER ISN'T PAIN
♪ ♪ ♪

1241
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:59,095
♪ BUT POWER ISN'T PAIN
♪ ♪ ♪
♪

1242
00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:07,670
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "A
LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST

1243
00:40:07,672 --> 00:40:11,107
LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST
WILL BE MICHELLE OBAMA.

1244
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:15,078
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST
WILL BE MICHELLE OBAMA.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT, GOODNIGHT.

1245
00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:21,084
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