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>> MORE KEY REPUBLICANS ARE
SPEAKING OUT ABOUT AN EFFORT TO
CREATE A BIPARTISAN COMMISSION

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SPEAKING OUT ABOUT AN EFFORT TO
CREATE A BIPARTISAN COMMISSION
TO INVESTIGATE THE JANUARY

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CREATE A BIPARTISAN COMMISSION
TO INVESTIGATE THE JANUARY
ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL.

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TO INVESTIGATE THE JANUARY
ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL.
>> I THINK IT'S TOO EARLY TO

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ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL.
>> I THINK IT'S TOO EARLY TO
CREATE A COMMISSION, AND I

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>> I THINK IT'S TOO EARLY TO
CREATE A COMMISSION, AND I
BELIEVE REPUBLICANS IN THE

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CREATE A COMMISSION, AND I
BELIEVE REPUBLICANS IN THE
SENATE WILL DECIDE THAT IT'S TOO

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BELIEVE REPUBLICANS IN THE
SENATE WILL DECIDE THAT IT'S TOO
EARLY TO CREATE THAT COMMISSION.

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>> IT IS MUCH TOO EARLY TO FORM
A COMMISSION ON WHO CREATED THE
DEATH STAR.

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A COMMISSION ON WHO CREATED THE
DEATH STAR.
FACTS ARE STILL COMING OUT.

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DEATH STAR.
FACTS ARE STILL COMING OUT.
LET'S GIVE IT TIME.

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FACTS ARE STILL COMING OUT.
LET'S GIVE IT TIME.
>> WHO KNOWS WHO ATE WHO, BUT I

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LET'S GIVE IT TIME.
>> WHO KNOWS WHO ATE WHO, BUT I
DO KNOW THAT IT'S TOO EARLY TO

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>> WHO KNOWS WHO ATE WHO, BUT I
DO KNOW THAT IT'S TOO EARLY TO
INVESTIGATE THIS CRIME.

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DO KNOW THAT IT'S TOO EARLY TO
INVESTIGATE THIS CRIME.
OTHER CANNIBALISTIC MURDERS WERE

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INVESTIGATE THIS CRIME.
OTHER CANNIBALISTIC MURDERS WERE
INVESTIGATED MUCH, MUCH LATER.

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OTHER CANNIBALISTIC MURDERS WERE
INVESTIGATED MUCH, MUCH LATER.
WHY WOULD WE RUSH INTO THIS?

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INVESTIGATED MUCH, MUCH LATER.
WHY WOULD WE RUSH INTO THIS?
BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK DELICIOUS.

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WHY WOULD WE RUSH INTO THIS?
BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK DELICIOUS.
>> OH, WHY DO WE NEED YET

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BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK DELICIOUS.
>> OH, WHY DO WE NEED YET
ANOTHER COMMISSION INVESTIGATING

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>> OH, WHY DO WE NEED YET
ANOTHER COMMISSION INVESTIGATING
WHO MURDERED MUFASA?

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ANOTHER COMMISSION INVESTIGATING
WHO MURDERED MUFASA?
CAN'T WE JUST LET DEAD THINGS

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WHO MURDERED MUFASA?
CAN'T WE JUST LET DEAD THINGS
LIE -- OR IN THIS CASE, LION?

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CAN'T WE JUST LET DEAD THINGS
LIE -- OR IN THIS CASE, LION?
( SCREAMING )

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LIE -- OR IN THIS CASE, LION?
( SCREAMING )
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( SCREAMING )
>> OKAY, LET'S NOT JUST START
STABBING THE FIRST THING THAT

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>> OKAY, LET'S NOT JUST START
STABBING THE FIRST THING THAT
POPS OUT OF SOMEONE'S CHEST.

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STABBING THE FIRST THING THAT
POPS OUT OF SOMEONE'S CHEST.
LET'S WAIT AND GATHER EVIDENCE.

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POPS OUT OF SOMEONE'S CHEST.
LET'S WAIT AND GATHER EVIDENCE.
NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I'M

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LET'S WAIT AND GATHER EVIDENCE.
NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I'M
GOING TO GO GROW INDESTRUCTIBLE

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NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I'M
GOING TO GO GROW INDESTRUCTIBLE
AND EAT THE REST OF YOU.

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GOING TO GO GROW INDESTRUCTIBLE
AND EAT THE REST OF YOU.
MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN!

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AND EAT THE REST OF YOU.
MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN!
♪♪♪

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>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE
SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!
TONIGHT, "THE LATE SHOW" MUST GO

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SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!
TONIGHT, "THE LATE SHOW" MUST GO
ON.

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TONIGHT, "THE LATE SHOW" MUST GO
ON.
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES ANTHONY

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ON.
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES ANTHONY
ANDERSON, AND N.I.H. DIRECTOR

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PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES ANTHONY
ANDERSON, AND N.I.H. DIRECTOR
DR. FRANCIS COLLINS, FEATURING

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ANDERSON, AND N.I.H. DIRECTOR
DR. FRANCIS COLLINS, FEATURING
JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN."

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DR. FRANCIS COLLINS, FEATURING
JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN."
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE

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JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN."
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE
ED SULLIVAN THEATER OFFICE

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AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE
ED SULLIVAN THEATER OFFICE
BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S

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ED SULLIVAN THEATER OFFICE
BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
STEPHEN COLBERT!

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BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> Stephen: HEY!

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STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> Stephen: HEY!
WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

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>> Stephen: HEY!
WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."
I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.

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WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."
I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.
I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU, AND

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I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.
I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU, AND
EVEN BETTER NEWS FOR ME: ON JUNE

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I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU, AND
EVEN BETTER NEWS FOR ME: ON JUNE
14TH:

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EVEN BETTER NEWS FOR ME: ON JUNE
14TH:
"THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN

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14TH:
"THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN
COLBERT" WILL RETURN TO THE ED

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"THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN
COLBERT" WILL RETURN TO THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER!

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COLBERT" WILL RETURN TO THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER!
HELL, YES!

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SULLIVAN THEATER!
HELL, YES!
I CANNOT WAIT TO SAY THINGS THAT

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HELL, YES!
I CANNOT WAIT TO SAY THINGS THAT
ARE THAT HAPPY AND THEN HEAR

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I CANNOT WAIT TO SAY THINGS THAT
ARE THAT HAPPY AND THEN HEAR
PEOPLE CHEER OR BOO OR BELCH I'M

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ARE THAT HAPPY AND THEN HEAR
PEOPLE CHEER OR BOO OR BELCH I'M
NOT PICKY AT THIS POINT.

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PEOPLE CHEER OR BOO OR BELCH I'M
NOT PICKY AT THIS POINT.
LET HER RIP!

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NOT PICKY AT THIS POINT.
LET HER RIP!
THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE SOME

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LET HER RIP!
THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE SOME
SOCIALLY DISTANCED SMATTERING OF

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THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE SOME
SOCIALLY DISTANCED SMATTERING OF
A FEW PEOPLE.

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SOCIALLY DISTANCED SMATTERING OF
A FEW PEOPLE.
WE ARE RETURNING WITH A FULL,

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A FEW PEOPLE.
WE ARE RETURNING WITH A FULL,
VACCINATED AUDIENCE.

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WE ARE RETURNING WITH A FULL,
VACCINATED AUDIENCE.
OF COURSE, VACCINES HAVE LONG

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VACCINATED AUDIENCE.
OF COURSE, VACCINES HAVE LONG
BEEN REQUIRED AT THE ED SULLIVAN

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OF COURSE, VACCINES HAVE LONG
BEEN REQUIRED AT THE ED SULLIVAN
THEATER, EVER SINCE THE DEADLY

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BEEN REQUIRED AT THE ED SULLIVAN
THEATER, EVER SINCE THE DEADLY
1964 OUTBREAK OF...

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THEATER, EVER SINCE THE DEADLY
1964 OUTBREAK OF...
BEATLE-MANIA.

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1964 OUTBREAK OF...
BEATLE-MANIA.
THAT'S SO SOON.

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BEATLE-MANIA.
THAT'S SO SOON.
SO SOON!

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THAT'S SO SOON.
SO SOON!
I WAS TELLING CHRIS JUST A

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SO SOON!
I WAS TELLING CHRIS JUST A
MOMENT AGO, I REMEMBER MAY OF

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I WAS TELLING CHRIS JUST A
MOMENT AGO, I REMEMBER MAY OF
2020.

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MOMENT AGO, I REMEMBER MAY OF
2020.
YOU SAID WHEN DO YOU THINK WE'LL

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2020.
YOU SAID WHEN DO YOU THINK WE'LL
BE BACK IN?

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YOU SAID WHEN DO YOU THINK WE'LL
BE BACK IN?
I SAID ).

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BE BACK IN?
I SAID ).
-- I SAID, JUNE OF 2021.

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I SAID ).
-- I SAID, JUNE OF 2021.
THAT WAS OVER A YEAR OUT AT THAT

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-- I SAID, JUNE OF 2021.
THAT WAS OVER A YEAR OUT AT THAT
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THAT WAS OVER A YEAR OUT AT THAT
POINT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE IT.

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POINT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE IT.
IT'S ONLY 21 MORE DAYS.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE IT.
IT'S ONLY 21 MORE DAYS.
21 MORE DAYS FROM TONIGHT, THE

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IT'S ONLY 21 MORE DAYS.
21 MORE DAYS FROM TONIGHT, THE
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21 MORE DAYS FROM TONIGHT, THE
ED SULLIVAN THEATER WILL BE
PACKED

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ED SULLIVAN THEATER WILL BE
PACKED
WITH FOLKS LIKE YOU, THE ONES

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PACKED
WITH FOLKS LIKE YOU, THE ONES
WHO MADE THIS REOPENING POSSIBLE

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WITH FOLKS LIKE YOU, THE ONES
WHO MADE THIS REOPENING POSSIBLE
BY STAYING SAFE, THINKING ABOUT

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WHO MADE THIS REOPENING POSSIBLE
BY STAYING SAFE, THINKING ABOUT
YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS, AND

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BY STAYING SAFE, THINKING ABOUT
YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS, AND
GETTING VACCINATED.

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YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS, AND
GETTING VACCINATED.
GIVE YOURSELF A ROUND OF

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GETTING VACCINATED.
GIVE YOURSELF A ROUND OF
APPLAUSE, IF ONLY TO PRACTICE

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GIVE YOURSELF A ROUND OF
APPLAUSE, IF ONLY TO PRACTICE
GIVING ME A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

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APPLAUSE, IF ONLY TO PRACTICE
GIVING ME A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
WE ARE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK

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GIVING ME A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
WE ARE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK
TO GET EVERYTHING READY FOR A

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WE ARE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK
TO GET EVERYTHING READY FOR A
LIVE AUDIENCE AGAIN.

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TO GET EVERYTHING READY FOR A
LIVE AUDIENCE AGAIN.
FIRST, WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW

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LIVE AUDIENCE AGAIN.
FIRST, WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW
TO GET --THIS BACK INTO A SUIT.

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FIRST, WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW
TO GET --THIS BACK INTO A SUIT.
OKAY.

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TO GET --THIS BACK INTO A SUIT.
OKAY.
SAME WAY, DIFFERENT

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OKAY.
SAME WAY, DIFFERENT
DISTRIBUTION.

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SAME WAY, DIFFERENT
DISTRIBUTION.
IT WILL PROBABLY INVOLVE

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DISTRIBUTION.
IT WILL PROBABLY INVOLVE
NANO-TECHNOLOGY.

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IT WILL PROBABLY INVOLVE
NANO-TECHNOLOGY.
TONY STARK, CALL ME.

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NANO-TECHNOLOGY.
TONY STARK, CALL ME.
THEN WE HAVE TO PREP THE ACTUAL

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TONY STARK, CALL ME.
THEN WE HAVE TO PREP THE ACTUAL
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THEN WE HAVE TO PREP THE ACTUAL
ED SULLIVAN THEATER.
SPECIFICALLY, WE GOTTA CLEAR OUT

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ED SULLIVAN THEATER.
SPECIFICALLY, WE GOTTA CLEAR OUT
THE RATS DOWN THERE WHO'VE BEEN

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SPECIFICALLY, WE GOTTA CLEAR OUT
THE RATS DOWN THERE WHO'VE BEEN
HOSTING THEIR OWN SHOW.

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THE RATS DOWN THERE WHO'VE BEEN
HOSTING THEIR OWN SHOW.
OF COURSE -- HANKS IS GREAT WITH

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HOSTING THEIR OWN SHOW.
OF COURSE -- HANKS IS GREAT WITH
EVERYBODY.

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OF COURSE -- HANKS IS GREAT WITH
EVERYBODY.
OF COURSE, THIS IS ALL PART OF

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EVERYBODY.
OF COURSE, THIS IS ALL PART OF
NEW YORK REOPENING.

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OF COURSE, THIS IS ALL PART OF
NEW YORK REOPENING.
WE'RE JUST THE FIRST THEATER ON

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NEW YORK REOPENING.
WE'RE JUST THE FIRST THEATER ON
BRODWAY TO COME BACK FULL

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WE'RE JUST THE FIRST THEATER ON
BRODWAY TO COME BACK FULL
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BRODWAY TO COME BACK FULL
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AND NEW YORK MAYOR BILL DE

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STEAM.
AND NEW YORK MAYOR BILL DE
BLASIO TOOK NOTE.

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AND NEW YORK MAYOR BILL DE
BLASIO TOOK NOTE.
>> WE JUST GOT SOME GREAT NEWS

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BLASIO TOOK NOTE.
>> WE JUST GOT SOME GREAT NEWS
ABOUT ONE OF OUR FAVORITE

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>> WE JUST GOT SOME GREAT NEWS
ABOUT ONE OF OUR FAVORITE
PEOPLE, STEPHEN COLBERT.

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ABOUT ONE OF OUR FAVORITE
PEOPLE, STEPHEN COLBERT.
"A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN

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PEOPLE, STEPHEN COLBERT.
"A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN
COLBERT" WILL BE RESUMING WITH A

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"A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN
COLBERT" WILL BE RESUMING WITH A
LIVE AUDIENCE AT THE ED SULLIVAN

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COLBERT" WILL BE RESUMING WITH A
LIVE AUDIENCE AT THE ED SULLIVAN
THEATER ON JUNE 14TH.

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LIVE AUDIENCE AT THE ED SULLIVAN
THEATER ON JUNE 14TH.
FULL AUDIENCE, FULL AUDIENCE OF

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THEATER ON JUNE 14TH.
FULL AUDIENCE, FULL AUDIENCE OF
VACCINATED FOLKS ENJOYING ONE OF

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FULL AUDIENCE, FULL AUDIENCE OF
VACCINATED FOLKS ENJOYING ONE OF
THE GREAT COMEDIANS OF OUR TIME.

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VACCINATED FOLKS ENJOYING ONE OF
THE GREAT COMEDIANS OF OUR TIME.
>> STEPHEN: IS DAVE CHAPPELLE

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THE GREAT COMEDIANS OF OUR TIME.
>> STEPHEN: IS DAVE CHAPPELLE
COMING ON?

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>> STEPHEN: IS DAVE CHAPPELLE
COMING ON?
OH!

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COMING ON?
OH!
HE MEANS ME?

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OH!
HE MEANS ME?
OH.

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HE MEANS ME?
OH.
OH, ME.

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OH.
OH, ME.
HE SHOULD SEE MORE COMEDIANS.

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OH, ME.
HE SHOULD SEE MORE COMEDIANS.
IF YOU ARE VACCINATED, AND YOU

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HE SHOULD SEE MORE COMEDIANS.
IF YOU ARE VACCINATED, AND YOU
WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND THE FIRST

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IF YOU ARE VACCINATED, AND YOU
WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND THE FIRST
NIGHT BACK FOR THE LATE SHOW,

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WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND THE FIRST
NIGHT BACK FOR THE LATE SHOW,
TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE RIGHT HERE

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NIGHT BACK FOR THE LATE SHOW,
TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE RIGHT HERE
AT THIS LINK RIGHT NOW.

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TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE RIGHT HERE
AT THIS LINK RIGHT NOW.
AS I SAID, FOR ALL OF US TO BE

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AT THIS LINK RIGHT NOW.
AS I SAID, FOR ALL OF US TO BE
TOGETHER SAFELY, EVERYONE IN THE

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AS I SAID, FOR ALL OF US TO BE
TOGETHER SAFELY, EVERYONE IN THE
AUDIENCE WILL HAVE TO BE FULLY

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TOGETHER SAFELY, EVERYONE IN THE
AUDIENCE WILL HAVE TO BE FULLY
VACCINATED.

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AUDIENCE WILL HAVE TO BE FULLY
VACCINATED.
IT'S LIKE NO GLOVE, NO LOVE.

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VACCINATED.
IT'S LIKE NO GLOVE, NO LOVE.
NO POKES, NO JOKES.

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IT'S LIKE NO GLOVE, NO LOVE.
NO POKES, NO JOKES.
NO NEEDLE, NO LIVE INTERVIEW

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NO POKES, NO JOKES.
NO NEEDLE, NO LIVE INTERVIEW
WITH DON CHEADLE.

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NO NEEDLE, NO LIVE INTERVIEW
WITH DON CHEADLE.
IS CHEADLE ON?

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WITH DON CHEADLE.
IS CHEADLE ON?
WE'LL GET HIM.

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IS CHEADLE ON?
WE'LL GET HIM.
ONE PERSON WHO WILL NOT BE

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WE'LL GET HIM.
ONE PERSON WHO WILL NOT BE
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ONE PERSON WHO WILL NOT BE
ALLOWED IN:
KENTUCKY SENATOR AND MAN WHOSE

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ALLOWED IN:
KENTUCKY SENATOR AND MAN WHOSE
HAIRCUT IS THE HAIR LEFT ON THE

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KENTUCKY SENATOR AND MAN WHOSE
HAIRCUT IS THE HAIR LEFT ON THE
FLOOR AFTER OTHER PEOPLE'S

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HAIRCUT IS THE HAIR LEFT ON THE
FLOOR AFTER OTHER PEOPLE'S
HAIRCUTS, RAND PAUL.

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FLOOR AFTER OTHER PEOPLE'S
HAIRCUTS, RAND PAUL.
SENATOR PAUL HAS BEEN A SKEPTIC

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HAIRCUTS, RAND PAUL.
SENATOR PAUL HAS BEEN A SKEPTIC
OF HOW BAD COVID REALLY IS,

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SENATOR PAUL HAS BEEN A SKEPTIC
OF HOW BAD COVID REALLY IS,
WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY HE GOT IT.

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OF HOW BAD COVID REALLY IS,
WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY HE GOT IT.
BUT THERE'S ONE THING HE'S

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WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY HE GOT IT.
BUT THERE'S ONE THING HE'S
DECIDED NOT TO GET: THE VACCINE.

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BUT THERE'S ONE THING HE'S
DECIDED NOT TO GET: THE VACCINE.
>> I'VE JUST MADE MY OWN

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DECIDED NOT TO GET: THE VACCINE.
>> I'VE JUST MADE MY OWN
PERSONAL DECISION THAT I'M NOT

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>> I'VE JUST MADE MY OWN
PERSONAL DECISION THAT I'M NOT
GETTING VACCINATED BECAUSE I'VE

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PERSONAL DECISION THAT I'M NOT
GETTING VACCINATED BECAUSE I'VE
ALREADY HAD THE DISEASE AND I

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GETTING VACCINATED BECAUSE I'VE
ALREADY HAD THE DISEASE AND I
HAVE NATURAL IMMUNITY NOW.

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ALREADY HAD THE DISEASE AND I
HAVE NATURAL IMMUNITY NOW.
>> STEPHEN: OK, BUT NO ONE KNOWS

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HAVE NATURAL IMMUNITY NOW.
>> STEPHEN: OK, BUT NO ONE KNOWS
HOW LONG THAT IMMUNITY LASTS.

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>> STEPHEN: OK, BUT NO ONE KNOWS
HOW LONG THAT IMMUNITY LASTS.
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOUR

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HOW LONG THAT IMMUNITY LASTS.
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOUR
CHOICE IS GOING TO AFFECT OTHER

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BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOUR
CHOICE IS GOING TO AFFECT OTHER
PEOPLE.

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CHOICE IS GOING TO AFFECT OTHER
PEOPLE.
I HAVE MADE MY OWN PERSONAL

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PEOPLE.
I HAVE MADE MY OWN PERSONAL
DECISION TO MICROWAVE CLAM

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I HAVE MADE MY OWN PERSONAL
DECISION TO MICROWAVE CLAM
CHOWDER IN THE OFFICE BREAK

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DECISION TO MICROWAVE CLAM
CHOWDER IN THE OFFICE BREAK
ROOM.

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CHOWDER IN THE OFFICE BREAK
ROOM.
AS FOR HIS REASONING, HE

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ROOM.
AS FOR HIS REASONING, HE
RANDSPLAINED:

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AS FOR HIS REASONING, HE
RANDSPLAINED:
>> SHOULD THEY FORCE PEOPLE TO

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RANDSPLAINED:
>> SHOULD THEY FORCE PEOPLE TO
GET VACCINATED THAT ALREADY HAD

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>> SHOULD THEY FORCE PEOPLE TO
GET VACCINATED THAT ALREADY HAD
COVID AND SURVIVED?

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GET VACCINATED THAT ALREADY HAD
COVID AND SURVIVED?
THEY WOULD FIRST HAVE TO PROVE

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COVID AND SURVIVED?
THEY WOULD FIRST HAVE TO PROVE
THAT THE VACCINE IS BETTER THAN

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THEY WOULD FIRST HAVE TO PROVE
THAT THE VACCINE IS BETTER THAN
BEING INFECTED.

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THAT THE VACCINE IS BETTER THAN
BEING INFECTED.
>> STEPHEN: NO, THEY DON'T.

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BEING INFECTED.
>> STEPHEN: NO, THEY DON'T.
THEY DON'T HAVE TO PROVE THAT

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>> STEPHEN: NO, THEY DON'T.
THEY DON'T HAVE TO PROVE THAT
SEATBELTS ARE BETTER THAN

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THEY DON'T HAVE TO PROVE THAT
SEATBELTS ARE BETTER THAN
ACCIDENTS, OR THAT WEARING A

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SEATBELTS ARE BETTER THAN
ACCIDENTS, OR THAT WEARING A
PARACHUTE IS BETTER THAN HITTING

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ACCIDENTS, OR THAT WEARING A
PARACHUTE IS BETTER THAN HITTING
THE EARTH AT TERMINAL VELOCITY,

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PARACHUTE IS BETTER THAN HITTING
THE EARTH AT TERMINAL VELOCITY,
OR THAT HAVING HOT SPIKES DRIVEN

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THE EARTH AT TERMINAL VELOCITY,
OR THAT HAVING HOT SPIKES DRIVEN
INTO YOUR EARS IS BETTER THAN

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OR THAT HAVING HOT SPIKES DRIVEN
INTO YOUR EARS IS BETTER THAN
LISTENING TO RAND PAUL.

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INTO YOUR EARS IS BETTER THAN
LISTENING TO RAND PAUL.
IT'S SELF-EVIDENT.

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LISTENING TO RAND PAUL.
IT'S SELF-EVIDENT.
THANKFULLY, MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT

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IT'S SELF-EVIDENT.
THANKFULLY, MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT
RAND PAUL.

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THANKFULLY, MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT
RAND PAUL.
THERE'S GOOD NEWS ABOUT COVID IN

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RAND PAUL.
THERE'S GOOD NEWS ABOUT COVID IN
THE U.S. PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE

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THERE'S GOOD NEWS ABOUT COVID IN
THE U.S. PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE
YOU LOOK, AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL

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THE U.S. PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE
YOU LOOK, AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL
ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF

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YOU LOOK, AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL
ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF
THE VAX-SCENE.

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ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF
THE VAX-SCENE.
(SYRINGES SINGING)

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THE VAX-SCENE.
(SYRINGES SINGING)
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX, BABY

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(SYRINGES SINGING)
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX, BABY
LET'S TALK ABOUT ANTIBODIES

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♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX, BABY
LET'S TALK ABOUT ANTIBODIES
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT GETTING DIRTY

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LET'S TALK ABOUT ANTIBODIES
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT GETTING DIRTY
AFTER HERD IMMUNITY

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♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT GETTING DIRTY
AFTER HERD IMMUNITY
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX.

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AFTER HERD IMMUNITY
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX.
LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX

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♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX.
LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX

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LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX
LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX

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♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX
LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX
>> STEPHEN: AS OF YESTERDAY

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LET'S TALK ABOUT VAX
>> STEPHEN: AS OF YESTERDAY
NEARLY 50% OF ALL AMERICANS HAVE

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>> STEPHEN: AS OF YESTERDAY
NEARLY 50% OF ALL AMERICANS HAVE
GOTTEN AT LEAST ONE DOSE, AND

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NEARLY 50% OF ALL AMERICANS HAVE
GOTTEN AT LEAST ONE DOSE, AND
COVID DEATHS ARE AS LOW AS

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GOTTEN AT LEAST ONE DOSE, AND
COVID DEATHS ARE AS LOW AS
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COVID DEATHS ARE AS LOW AS
THEY'VE BEEN SINCE LAST SUMMER.
YES, LOW DEATH SUMMER.

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THEY'VE BEEN SINCE LAST SUMMER.
YES, LOW DEATH SUMMER.
MY FAVORITE BEACH BOYS ALBUM.

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YES, LOW DEATH SUMMER.
MY FAVORITE BEACH BOYS ALBUM.
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S ONE GROUP

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MY FAVORITE BEACH BOYS ALBUM.
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S ONE GROUP
OF AMERICANS WHO AREN'T FULL OF

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UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S ONE GROUP
OF AMERICANS WHO AREN'T FULL OF
VAX-THUSIASM.

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OF AMERICANS WHO AREN'T FULL OF
VAX-THUSIASM.
MORE THAN HALF OF HOUSE

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VAX-THUSIASM.
MORE THAN HALF OF HOUSE
REPUBLICANS STILL WON'T DISCLOSE

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MORE THAN HALF OF HOUSE
REPUBLICANS STILL WON'T DISCLOSE
THEIR VACCINE STATUS, WHICH HAS

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REPUBLICANS STILL WON'T DISCLOSE
THEIR VACCINE STATUS, WHICH HAS
PROMPTED SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI TO

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THEIR VACCINE STATUS, WHICH HAS
PROMPTED SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI TO
LEAVE THE HOUSE MASK MANDATE IN

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PROMPTED SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI TO
LEAVE THE HOUSE MASK MANDATE IN
PLACE.

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LEAVE THE HOUSE MASK MANDATE IN
PLACE.
GOOD.

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PLACE.
GOOD.
NO ONE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO

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GOOD.
NO ONE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO
MATT GAETZ'S FACE.

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NO ONE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO
MATT GAETZ'S FACE.
JIMMY?

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MATT GAETZ'S FACE.
JIMMY?
PUT A MASK ON HIM.

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JIMMY?
PUT A MASK ON HIM.
LET'S DOUBLE MASK HIM.

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PUT A MASK ON HIM.
LET'S DOUBLE MASK HIM.
THAT'S BETTER.

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LET'S DOUBLE MASK HIM.
THAT'S BETTER.
SHOCKING NEWS OUT OF EASTERN

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THAT'S BETTER.
SHOCKING NEWS OUT OF EASTERN
EUROPE BECAUSE YESTERDAY

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SHOCKING NEWS OUT OF EASTERN
EUROPE BECAUSE YESTERDAY
BELARUS FORCED A COMMERCIAL

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EUROPE BECAUSE YESTERDAY
BELARUS FORCED A COMMERCIAL
PLANE TO LAND SO THEY COULD

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BELARUS FORCED A COMMERCIAL
PLANE TO LAND SO THEY COULD
SEIZE A DISSIDENT.

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PLANE TO LAND SO THEY COULD
SEIZE A DISSIDENT.
THERE WAS SOME WARNING FOR

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SEIZE A DISSIDENT.
THERE WAS SOME WARNING FOR
PASSENGERS.

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THERE WAS SOME WARNING FOR
PASSENGERS.
THE PILOT HAD TURNED ON THE

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PASSENGERS.
THE PILOT HAD TURNED ON THE
"NO OPPOSITION TO MURDEROUS

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THE PILOT HAD TURNED ON THE
"NO OPPOSITION TO MURDEROUS
DICTATOR LIGHT."

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"NO OPPOSITION TO MURDEROUS
DICTATOR LIGHT."
THE DICTATOR IN QUESTION IS

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DICTATOR LIGHT."
THE DICTATOR IN QUESTION IS
EVIL NUTCRACKER, ALEXANDER

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THE DICTATOR IN QUESTION IS
EVIL NUTCRACKER, ALEXANDER
LUKASHENKO.

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EVIL NUTCRACKER, ALEXANDER
LUKASHENKO.
LUKASHENKO HAS RULED BELARUS FOR

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LUKASHENKO.
LUKASHENKO HAS RULED BELARUS FOR
26 YEARS, BUT AFTER POLLS SHOWED

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LUKASHENKO HAS RULED BELARUS FOR
26 YEARS, BUT AFTER POLLS SHOWED
HIM WAY BEHIND, LUKASHENKO

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26 YEARS, BUT AFTER POLLS SHOWED
HIM WAY BEHIND, LUKASHENKO
RIGGED THE RECENT ELECTION.

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HIM WAY BEHIND, LUKASHENKO
RIGGED THE RECENT ELECTION.
MAN.

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RIGGED THE RECENT ELECTION.
MAN.
HUGO CHAVEZ' GHOST GETS AROUND.

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MAN.
HUGO CHAVEZ' GHOST GETS AROUND.
THAT LED TO MASSIVE PROTESTS AND

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HUGO CHAVEZ' GHOST GETS AROUND.
THAT LED TO MASSIVE PROTESTS AND
THOUSANDS OF ARRESTS, FORCING

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THAT LED TO MASSIVE PROTESTS AND
THOUSANDS OF ARRESTS, FORCING
THE OPPOSITION TO FLEE THE

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THOUSANDS OF ARRESTS, FORCING
THE OPPOSITION TO FLEE THE
COUNTRY.

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THE OPPOSITION TO FLEE THE
COUNTRY.
ONE OF THOSE OPPOSITION LEADERS,

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COUNTRY.
ONE OF THOSE OPPOSITION LEADERS,
JOURNALIST ROMAN PROTA-SAYVICH,

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ONE OF THOSE OPPOSITION LEADERS,
JOURNALIST ROMAN PROTA-SAYVICH,
WAS ON A RYANAIR FLIGHT FROM

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JOURNALIST ROMAN PROTA-SAYVICH,
WAS ON A RYANAIR FLIGHT FROM
ATHENS TO VILNIUS, LITHUANIA.

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WAS ON A RYANAIR FLIGHT FROM
ATHENS TO VILNIUS, LITHUANIA.
ONCE THE PLANE WAS OVER BELARUS

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ATHENS TO VILNIUS, LITHUANIA.
ONCE THE PLANE WAS OVER BELARUS
AIR SPACE, SOMEONE ON THE PLANE

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ONCE THE PLANE WAS OVER BELARUS
AIR SPACE, SOMEONE ON THE PLANE
CALLED IN A PHONY BOMB THREAT AT

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AIR SPACE, SOMEONE ON THE PLANE
CALLED IN A PHONY BOMB THREAT AT
WHICH POINT LUKASHENKO

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CALLED IN A PHONY BOMB THREAT AT
WHICH POINT LUKASHENKO
PERSONALLY ORDERED A MIG-29

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WHICH POINT LUKASHENKO
PERSONALLY ORDERED A MIG-29
FIGHTER JET TO ESCORT THE

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PERSONALLY ORDERED A MIG-29
FIGHTER JET TO ESCORT THE
RYANAIR PLANE TO THE MINSK

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FIGHTER JET TO ESCORT THE
RYANAIR PLANE TO THE MINSK
AIRPORT.

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RYANAIR PLANE TO THE MINSK
AIRPORT.
THAT MUST OF BEEN A HELLUVA

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AIRPORT.
THAT MUST OF BEEN A HELLUVA
IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT:

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THAT MUST OF BEEN A HELLUVA
IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT:
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IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT:
(AS PILOT)
ATTENTION PASSENGERS.

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(AS PILOT)
ATTENTION PASSENGERS.
ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE THE

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ATTENTION PASSENGERS.
ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE THE
BEAUTIFUL HISTORIC MIR CASTLE,

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ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE THE
BEAUTIFUL HISTORIC MIR CASTLE,
AND TO YOUR LEFT IS A MIG-29

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BEAUTIFUL HISTORIC MIR CASTLE,
AND TO YOUR LEFT IS A MIG-29
FIGHTER JET ARMED WITH HEAT

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AND TO YOUR LEFT IS A MIG-29
FIGHTER JET ARMED WITH HEAT
SEEKING MISSILES WHOSE TARGETING

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FIGHTER JET ARMED WITH HEAT
SEEKING MISSILES WHOSE TARGETING
MECHANISMS ARE CURRENTLY LOCKED

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SEEKING MISSILES WHOSE TARGETING
MECHANISMS ARE CURRENTLY LOCKED
ONTO OUR PLANE.

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MECHANISMS ARE CURRENTLY LOCKED
ONTO OUR PLANE.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WILL BE

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ONTO OUR PLANE.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WILL BE
COMING AROUND IN A FEW MOMENTS

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THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WILL BE
COMING AROUND IN A FEW MOMENTS
WITH THE DRINK CART, HOODS, AND

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COMING AROUND IN A FEW MOMENTS
WITH THE DRINK CART, HOODS, AND
ZIP-TIES.

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WITH THE DRINK CART, HOODS, AND
ZIP-TIES.
THANK YOU FOR FLYING RYANAIR.

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ZIP-TIES.
THANK YOU FOR FLYING RYANAIR.
THE PLANE SAT ON THE TARMAC FOR

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THANK YOU FOR FLYING RYANAIR.
THE PLANE SAT ON THE TARMAC FOR
SEVEN HOURS, NO BOMB WAS FOUND,

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THE PLANE SAT ON THE TARMAC FOR
SEVEN HOURS, NO BOMB WAS FOUND,
BUT PROTA-SAYVICH WAS DRAGGED

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SEVEN HOURS, NO BOMB WAS FOUND,
BUT PROTA-SAYVICH WAS DRAGGED
OFF THE PLANE AND ARRESTED.

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BUT PROTA-SAYVICH WAS DRAGGED
OFF THE PLANE AND ARRESTED.
U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE ANTONY

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OFF THE PLANE AND ARRESTED.
U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE ANTONY
BLINKEN CALLED THE INCIDENT A

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U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE ANTONY
BLINKEN CALLED THE INCIDENT A
BRAZEN AND SHOCKING ACT TO

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BLINKEN CALLED THE INCIDENT A
BRAZEN AND SHOCKING ACT TO
DIVERT A COMMERCIAL FLIGHT AND

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BRAZEN AND SHOCKING ACT TO
DIVERT A COMMERCIAL FLIGHT AND
ARREST A JOURNALIST.

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DIVERT A COMMERCIAL FLIGHT AND
ARREST A JOURNALIST.
WE DEMAND AN INTERNATIONAL

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ARREST A JOURNALIST.
WE DEMAND AN INTERNATIONAL
INVESTIGATION.

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WE DEMAND AN INTERNATIONAL
INVESTIGATION.
>> STEPHEN: TO WHICH ROY BLUNT

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INVESTIGATION.
>> STEPHEN: TO WHICH ROY BLUNT
SAID

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>> STEPHEN: TO WHICH ROY BLUNT
SAID
>> IT'S TOO SOON.

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SAID
>> IT'S TOO SOON.
GIVE IT A YEAR.

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>> IT'S TOO SOON.
GIVE IT A YEAR.
>> STEPHEN: PERHAPS THE

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GIVE IT A YEAR.
>> STEPHEN: PERHAPS THE
STRONGEST REACTION CAME FROM THE

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>> STEPHEN: PERHAPS THE
STRONGEST REACTION CAME FROM THE
PRESIDENT OF LITHUANIA, WHO

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STRONGEST REACTION CAME FROM THE
PRESIDENT OF LITHUANIA, WHO
CALLED FOR BELARUS' AIRSPACE TO

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PRESIDENT OF LITHUANIA, WHO
CALLED FOR BELARUS' AIRSPACE TO
BE DECLARED UNSAFE AND FOR

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CALLED FOR BELARUS' AIRSPACE TO
BE DECLARED UNSAFE AND FOR
BELARUSIAN AIRKT AIRCRAFT NOT TO

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BE DECLARED UNSAFE AND FOR
BELARUSIAN AIRKT AIRCRAFT NOT TO
BE

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BELARUSIAN AIRKT AIRCRAFT NOT TO
BE
ACCEPTED AT E.U. AIRPORTS.

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BE
ACCEPTED AT E.U. AIRPORTS.
THAT IS REALLY GOING TO BE A

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ACCEPTED AT E.U. AIRPORTS.
THAT IS REALLY GOING TO BE A
BLOW TO BELARUS' NUMBER ONE

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THAT IS REALLY GOING TO BE A
BLOW TO BELARUS' NUMBER ONE
AIRLINE:

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BLOW TO BELARUS' NUMBER ONE
AIRLINE:
A POTATO PULLED BY A GOAT.

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AIRLINE:
A POTATO PULLED BY A GOAT.
THAT'S A FOOD OLD FASHIONED COLD

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A POTATO PULLED BY A GOAT.
THAT'S A FOOD OLD FASHIONED COLD
WAR JOKE.

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THAT'S A FOOD OLD FASHIONED COLD
WAR JOKE.
THERE YOU GO.

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WAR JOKE.
THERE YOU GO.
HAVE THAT ONE DUSTED OFF AND PUT

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THERE YOU GO.
HAVE THAT ONE DUSTED OFF AND PUT
BACK IN THE TRUNK.

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HAVE THAT ONE DUSTED OFF AND PUT
BACK IN THE TRUNK.
TODAY IS A MOMENTOUS DAY FOR

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BACK IN THE TRUNK.
TODAY IS A MOMENTOUS DAY FOR
FITNESS ENTHUSIASTS DOWN SOUTH,

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TODAY IS A MOMENTOUS DAY FOR
FITNESS ENTHUSIASTS DOWN SOUTH,
BECAUSE ALABAMA HAS LIFTED ITS

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FITNESS ENTHUSIASTS DOWN SOUTH,
BECAUSE ALABAMA HAS LIFTED ITS
BAN ON YOGA IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS, A

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BECAUSE ALABAMA HAS LIFTED ITS
BAN ON YOGA IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS, A
BAN THAT HAD BEEN IN PLACE FOR

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BAN ON YOGA IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS, A
BAN THAT HAD BEEN IN PLACE FOR
NEARLY 30 YEARS.

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BAN THAT HAD BEEN IN PLACE FOR
NEARLY 30 YEARS.
30 YEARS!

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NEARLY 30 YEARS.
30 YEARS!
ALSO KNOWN AS THE AMOUNT OF TIME

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30 YEARS!
ALSO KNOWN AS THE AMOUNT OF TIME
IT TAKES FOR MY HIPS TO REGAIN

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ALSO KNOWN AS THE AMOUNT OF TIME
IT TAKES FOR MY HIPS TO REGAIN
FEELING AFTER PIGEON POSE.

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IT TAKES FOR MY HIPS TO REGAIN
FEELING AFTER PIGEON POSE.
YOGA WAS BANNED IN ALABAMA

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FEELING AFTER PIGEON POSE.
YOGA WAS BANNED IN ALABAMA
BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME

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YOGA WAS BANNED IN ALABAMA
BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME
CHRISTIANS WERE AFRAID THAT

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BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME
CHRISTIANS WERE AFRAID THAT
YOGA WOULD OPEN THE DOOR FOR

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CHRISTIANS WERE AFRAID THAT
YOGA WOULD OPEN THE DOOR FOR
PEOPLE TO BE CONVERTED TO

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YOGA WOULD OPEN THE DOOR FOR
PEOPLE TO BE CONVERTED TO
HINDUISM.

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PEOPLE TO BE CONVERTED TO
HINDUISM.
THEY THOUGHT DOING YOGA WOULD

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HINDUISM.
THEY THOUGHT DOING YOGA WOULD
TURN THEIR KIDS HINDU?

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THEY THOUGHT DOING YOGA WOULD
TURN THEIR KIDS HINDU?
THE ONLY THING YOGA TURNS YOU

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TURN THEIR KIDS HINDU?
THE ONLY THING YOGA TURNS YOU
INTO IS SOMEONE WHO WON'T SHUT

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THE ONLY THING YOGA TURNS YOU
INTO IS SOMEONE WHO WON'T SHUT
UP ABOUT YOGA.

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INTO IS SOMEONE WHO WON'T SHUT
UP ABOUT YOGA.
SO NOW KIDS ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE

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UP ABOUT YOGA.
SO NOW KIDS ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE
YOGA AS AN ELECTIVE, BUT HOLD

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SO NOW KIDS ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE
YOGA AS AN ELECTIVE, BUT HOLD
YOUR FLOW, BECAUSE MEDITATION IS

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YOGA AS AN ELECTIVE, BUT HOLD
YOUR FLOW, BECAUSE MEDITATION IS
NOT ALLOWED.

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YOUR FLOW, BECAUSE MEDITATION IS
NOT ALLOWED.
HOW DO YOU POLICE THAT?

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NOT ALLOWED.
HOW DO YOU POLICE THAT?
(AS ANGRY TEACHER)

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HOW DO YOU POLICE THAT?
(AS ANGRY TEACHER)
DUNCAN, YOU'VE BEEN VERY QUIET

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(AS ANGRY TEACHER)
DUNCAN, YOU'VE BEEN VERY QUIET
FOR A WHILE.

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DUNCAN, YOU'VE BEEN VERY QUIET
FOR A WHILE.
YOU BETTER NOT BE WATCHING YOUR

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FOR A WHILE.
YOU BETTER NOT BE WATCHING YOUR
THOUGHTS PASS BY LIKE A RIVER,

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YOU BETTER NOT BE WATCHING YOUR
THOUGHTS PASS BY LIKE A RIVER,
YOUNG MAN JESUS WANTS YOUR

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THOUGHTS PASS BY LIKE A RIVER,
YOUNG MAN JESUS WANTS YOUR
KUNDALINI COILED LIKE A SNAKE!

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YOUNG MAN JESUS WANTS YOUR
KUNDALINI COILED LIKE A SNAKE!
THE BILL ALSO REQUIRES THAT

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KUNDALINI COILED LIKE A SNAKE!
THE BILL ALSO REQUIRES THAT
ENGLISH NAMES BE USED FOR ALL

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THE BILL ALSO REQUIRES THAT
ENGLISH NAMES BE USED FOR ALL
POSES AND EXERCISES, AND

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ENGLISH NAMES BE USED FOR ALL
POSES AND EXERCISES, AND
STUDENTS WON'T BE ALLOWED TO SAY

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POSES AND EXERCISES, AND
STUDENTS WON'T BE ALLOWED TO SAY
NAMASTE.

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STUDENTS WON'T BE ALLOWED TO SAY
NAMASTE.
INSTEAD, THEY WILL HAVE TO USE

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NAMASTE.
INSTEAD, THEY WILL HAVE TO USE
THE TRADITIONAL ALABAMA MANTRA:

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INSTEAD, THEY WILL HAVE TO USE
THE TRADITIONAL ALABAMA MANTRA:
(SOUTHERN ACCENT)

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THE TRADITIONAL ALABAMA MANTRA:
(SOUTHERN ACCENT)
HEY, Y'ALL, WATCH THIS!

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(SOUTHERN ACCENT)
HEY, Y'ALL, WATCH THIS!
SO, WHILE IT MAY SEEM OBVIOUS

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HEY, Y'ALL, WATCH THIS!
SO, WHILE IT MAY SEEM OBVIOUS
THAT A LITTLE YOGA WON'T LEAD TO

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SO, WHILE IT MAY SEEM OBVIOUS
THAT A LITTLE YOGA WON'T LEAD TO
MASS CONVERSION, PEOPLE ARE

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THAT A LITTLE YOGA WON'T LEAD TO
MASS CONVERSION, PEOPLE ARE
STILL WORRIED.

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MASS CONVERSION, PEOPLE ARE
STILL WORRIED.
HERE TO DISCUSS FURTHER, IS ONE

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STILL WORRIED.
HERE TO DISCUSS FURTHER, IS ONE
OF MY WRITERS, PRATIMA MONEY.

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HERE TO DISCUSS FURTHER, IS ONE
OF MY WRITERS, PRATIMA MONEY.
>> NAMASTE, STEVE.

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OF MY WRITERS, PRATIMA MONEY.
>> NAMASTE, STEVE.
>> STEPHEN: OH.

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>> NAMASTE, STEVE.
>> STEPHEN: OH.
THANKS.

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>> STEPHEN: OH.
THANKS.
I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT

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THANKS.
I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT
BEFORE.

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I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT
BEFORE.
>> NORMALLY I DON'T, BUT TODAY'S

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BEFORE.
>> NORMALLY I DON'T, BUT TODAY'S
A BIG DAY FOR HINDUISM.

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>> NORMALLY I DON'T, BUT TODAY'S
A BIG DAY FOR HINDUISM.
WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO ACHIEVE

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A BIG DAY FOR HINDUISM.
WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO ACHIEVE
THE GOAL WE'VE WORKED TOWARD FOR

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WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO ACHIEVE
THE GOAL WE'VE WORKED TOWARD FOR
MILLENNIA: BRINGING FIFTH-GRADE

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THE GOAL WE'VE WORKED TOWARD FOR
MILLENNIA: BRINGING FIFTH-GRADE
ALABAMIANS INTO THE FOLD.

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MILLENNIA: BRINGING FIFTH-GRADE
ALABAMIANS INTO THE FOLD.
HARE RAM.

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ALABAMIANS INTO THE FOLD.
HARE RAM.
>> STEPHEN: THAT SEEMS LIKE A

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HARE RAM.
>> STEPHEN: THAT SEEMS LIKE A
STRETCH, NO PUN INTENDED.

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>> STEPHEN: THAT SEEMS LIKE A
STRETCH, NO PUN INTENDED.
>> NO PUN ACCEPTED.

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STRETCH, NO PUN INTENDED.
>> NO PUN ACCEPTED.
>> STEPHEN: SO, YOU'RE SAYING

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>> NO PUN ACCEPTED.
>> STEPHEN: SO, YOU'RE SAYING
THAT ALABAMA CHRISTIANS WERE

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>> STEPHEN: SO, YOU'RE SAYING
THAT ALABAMA CHRISTIANS WERE
RIGHT ALL ALONG?

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THAT ALABAMA CHRISTIANS WERE
RIGHT ALL ALONG?
THAT TEACHING YOGA IN SCHOOL IS

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RIGHT ALL ALONG?
THAT TEACHING YOGA IN SCHOOL IS
GOING TO BRAINWASH STUDENTS?

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THAT TEACHING YOGA IN SCHOOL IS
GOING TO BRAINWASH STUDENTS?
>> ABSOLUTELY, STEVE.

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GOING TO BRAINWASH STUDENTS?
>> ABSOLUTELY, STEVE.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS

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>> ABSOLUTELY, STEVE.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS
AT ALL TIMES ONE DOWN DOG AWAY

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DON'T YOU KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS
AT ALL TIMES ONE DOWN DOG AWAY
FROM ACCEPTING VISHNU INTO THEIR

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AT ALL TIMES ONE DOWN DOG AWAY
FROM ACCEPTING VISHNU INTO THEIR
HEARTS?

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FROM ACCEPTING VISHNU INTO THEIR
HEARTS?
IT'S ALREADY WORKING.

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HEARTS?
IT'S ALREADY WORKING.
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED AGING

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IT'S ALREADY WORKING.
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED AGING
HIPSTERS EVERYWHERE WEARING

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HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED AGING
HIPSTERS EVERYWHERE WEARING
SHIRTS THAT SAY NIRVANA.

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00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,523
HIPSTERS EVERYWHERE WEARING
SHIRTS THAT SAY NIRVANA.
>> STEPHEN: I THINK THEY'RE

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SHIRTS THAT SAY NIRVANA.
>> STEPHEN: I THINK THEY'RE
REFERRING TO THE 90'S BAND,

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00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:10,428
>> STEPHEN: I THINK THEY'RE
REFERRING TO THE 90'S BAND,
NIRVANA.

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00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,430
REFERRING TO THE 90'S BAND,
NIRVANA.
>> WHO THEN REINCARNATED INTO

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NIRVANA.
>> WHO THEN REINCARNATED INTO
THE FOO FIGHTERS.

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00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,265
>> WHO THEN REINCARNATED INTO
THE FOO FIGHTERS.
MYSTIC FORCES AT PLAY DON'T ACT

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THE FOO FIGHTERS.
MYSTIC FORCES AT PLAY DON'T ACT
LIKE THIS WASN'T PREDICTED IN

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MYSTIC FORCES AT PLAY DON'T ACT
LIKE THIS WASN'T PREDICTED IN
THE BHAGAVAD GITA.

401
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,470
LIKE THIS WASN'T PREDICTED IN
THE BHAGAVAD GITA.
>> STEPHEN: WELL I DON'T KNOW IF

402
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,071
THE BHAGAVAD GITA.
>> STEPHEN: WELL I DON'T KNOW IF
IT WAS.

403
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,806
>> STEPHEN: WELL I DON'T KNOW IF
IT WAS.
I HAVEN'T READ THE BHAGAVAD

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00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:22,006
IT WAS.
I HAVEN'T READ THE BHAGAVAD
GITA.

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00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:28,880
I HAVEN'T READ THE BHAGAVAD
GITA.
>> NEITHER HAVE I.

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GITA.
>> NEITHER HAVE I.
IT'S LIKE 700 VERSES ABOUT THE

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00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,448
>> NEITHER HAVE I.
IT'S LIKE 700 VERSES ABOUT THE
STRUGGLE BETWEEN DUTY AND

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IT'S LIKE 700 VERSES ABOUT THE
STRUGGLE BETWEEN DUTY AND
DESIRE, THE MEANING OF RIGHTFUL

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STRUGGLE BETWEEN DUTY AND
DESIRE, THE MEANING OF RIGHTFUL
ACTION, THE JOURNEY TO REALIZE

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00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,418
DESIRE, THE MEANING OF RIGHTFUL
ACTION, THE JOURNEY TO REALIZE
INNER TRUTH AND THE NATURE OF

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ACTION, THE JOURNEY TO REALIZE
INNER TRUTH AND THE NATURE OF
THE DIVINE.

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INNER TRUTH AND THE NATURE OF
THE DIVINE.
LUCKILY, YOUR BRAIN ABSORBS ALL

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THE DIVINE.
LUCKILY, YOUR BRAIN ABSORBS ALL
OF THAT THE SECOND YOU DO JUST

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LUCKILY, YOUR BRAIN ABSORBS ALL
OF THAT THE SECOND YOU DO JUST
ONE WARRIOR POSE.

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00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,226
OF THAT THE SECOND YOU DO JUST
ONE WARRIOR POSE.
>> STEPHEN: OH, COME ON.

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ONE WARRIOR POSE.
>> STEPHEN: OH, COME ON.
I'VE DONE A FEW YOGA CLASSES AND

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>> STEPHEN: OH, COME ON.
I'VE DONE A FEW YOGA CLASSES AND
IT DIDN'T MAKE ME KICK JESUS TO

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I'VE DONE A FEW YOGA CLASSES AND
IT DIDN'T MAKE ME KICK JESUS TO
THE CURB.

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00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,030
IT DIDN'T MAKE ME KICK JESUS TO
THE CURB.
>> WOW.

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THE CURB.
>> WOW.
I GUESS YOU'RE JUST TOO STRONG

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00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,600
>> WOW.
I GUESS YOU'RE JUST TOO STRONG
FOR US, STEVE.

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00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,401
I GUESS YOU'RE JUST TOO STRONG
FOR US, STEVE.
CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL.

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00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,003
FOR US, STEVE.
CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL.
ANYWAYS, NAMASTE.

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CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL.
ANYWAYS, NAMASTE.
>> STEPHEN: NAMASTE.

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00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,439
ANYWAYS, NAMASTE.
>> STEPHEN: NAMASTE.
>> HE SAID IT WE GOT ANOTHER

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>> STEPHEN: NAMASTE.
>> HE SAID IT WE GOT ANOTHER
ONE, GUYS!

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00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,147
>> HE SAID IT WE GOT ANOTHER
ONE, GUYS!
>> STEPHEN: DAMMIT!  PRATIMA!

428
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:02,747
ONE, GUYS!
>> STEPHEN: DAMMIT!  PRATIMA!
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

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00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:03,715
>> STEPHEN: DAMMIT!  PRATIMA!
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE ANTHONY

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00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:04,349
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE ANTHONY
ANDERSON AND N.I.H. DIRECTOR DR.

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00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,451
TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE ANTHONY
ANDERSON AND N.I.H. DIRECTOR DR.
FRANCIS COLLINS.

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00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,487
ANDERSON AND N.I.H. DIRECTOR DR.
FRANCIS COLLINS.
WHEN WE COME BACK, IT'S GONNA BE

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FRANCIS COLLINS.
WHEN WE COME BACK, IT'S GONNA BE
"MEANWHILE."

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00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,624
WHEN WE COME BACK, IT'S GONNA BE
"MEANWHILE."
BUT, RIGHT NOW, REMEMBER, GO TO

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00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,793
"MEANWHILE."
BUT, RIGHT NOW, REMEMBER, GO TO
THIS LINK TO FETE YOUR TICKETS

436
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,027
BUT, RIGHT NOW, REMEMBER, GO TO
THIS LINK TO FETE YOUR TICKETS
TO "THE LATE SHOW," BECAUSE WE

437
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,463
THIS LINK TO FETE YOUR TICKETS
TO "THE LATE SHOW," BECAUSE WE
WILL BE BACK

438
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,230
TO "THE LATE SHOW," BECAUSE WE
WILL BE BACK
IN THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER ON

439
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:19,898
WILL BE BACK
IN THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER ON
JUNE 14.

440
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:20,431
IN THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER ON
JUNE 14.
WHY, MR. MAYOR?

441
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,065
JUNE 14.
WHY, MR. MAYOR?
>> THERE'S NO STOPPING NEW YORK,

442
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,033
WHY, MR. MAYOR?
>> THERE'S NO STOPPING NEW YORK,
THERE'S NO STOPPING STEPHEN

443
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,968
>> THERE'S NO STOPPING NEW YORK,
THERE'S NO STOPPING STEPHEN
COLBERT.

444
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,404
THERE'S NO STOPPING STEPHEN
COLBERT.
>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT,

445
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:26,971
COLBERT.
>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT,
THERE'S NO STOPPING STEPHEN

446
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,006
>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT,
THERE'S NO STOPPING STEPHEN
COLBERT EXCEPT COMMERCIAL

447
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,742
THERE'S NO STOPPING STEPHEN
COLBERT EXCEPT COMMERCIAL
BREAKS.

448
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,844
COLBERT EXCEPT COMMERCIAL
BREAKS.
ITCH TOLD I HAVE TO STOP RIGHT

449
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:33,011
BREAKS.
ITCH TOLD I HAVE TO STOP RIGHT
NOW.

450
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:33,812
ITCH TOLD I HAVE TO STOP RIGHT
NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

451
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:36,314
NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
COME ON!

452
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,416
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
COME ON!
♪♪♪

453
00:13:55,568 --> 00:14:04,776
♪♪♪
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

454
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,644
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."
LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR FRIEND

455
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,512
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."
LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR FRIEND
MR. JON BATISTE.

456
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:11,349
LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR FRIEND
MR. JON BATISTE.
JON, HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD

457
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:11,549
MR. JON BATISTE.
JON, HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD
NEWS?

458
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:11,950
JON, HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD
NEWS?
>> Jon: HELLO!

459
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,151
NEWS?
>> Jon: HELLO!
♪

460
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:13,518
>> Jon: HELLO!
♪
♪

461
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,619
♪
♪
WE'RE COMING BACK!

462
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,353
♪
WE'RE COMING BACK!
LET'S GET IT!

463
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,555
WE'RE COMING BACK!
LET'S GET IT!
>> Stephen: JUNE 14, MY

464
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:17,789
LET'S GET IT!
>> Stephen: JUNE 14, MY
FRIEND.

465
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:18,857
>> Stephen: JUNE 14, MY
FRIEND.
>> Jon: YEAH!

466
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,458
FRIEND.
>> Jon: YEAH!
>> Stephen: 21 DAYS FROM

467
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:24,696
>> Jon: YEAH!
>> Stephen: 21 DAYS FROM
TONIGHT, THREE WEEKS, A

468
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,463
>> Stephen: 21 DAYS FROM
TONIGHT, THREE WEEKS, A
FORTNIGHT AND A HALF!

469
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,798
TONIGHT, THREE WEEKS, A
FORTNIGHT AND A HALF!
>> Jon: OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING

470
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,299
FORTNIGHT AND A HALF!
>> Jon: OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING
TO BE IN THERE.

471
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,734
>> Jon: OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING
TO BE IN THERE.
I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU AND FEEL

472
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,501
TO BE IN THERE.
I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU AND FEEL
AND SMELL THE AUDIENCE.

473
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,936
I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU AND FEEL
AND SMELL THE AUDIENCE.
>> Stephen: ME, TOO.

474
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,172
AND SMELL THE AUDIENCE.
>> Stephen: ME, TOO.
I'M GOING TO FEEL THE

475
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:34,572
>> Stephen: ME, TOO.
I'M GOING TO FEEL THE
VIBRATIONS.

476
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,708
I'M GOING TO FEEL THE
VIBRATIONS.
I'M GOING TO LEAN AGAINST THE

477
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:36,908
VIBRATIONS.
I'M GOING TO LEAN AGAINST THE
LOVE.

478
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,543
I'M GOING TO LEAN AGAINST THE
LOVE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THOSE

479
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:38,776
LOVE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THOSE
PEOPLE.

480
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:39,944
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THOSE
PEOPLE.
>> Jon: BRING IT IN, YEAH!

481
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:40,545
PEOPLE.
>> Jon: BRING IT IN, YEAH!
>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE

482
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,814
>> Jon: BRING IT IN, YEAH!
>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE
ANY MUSIC TO CELEBRATE OUR

483
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:46,918
>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE
ANY MUSIC TO CELEBRATE OUR
MAGICAL DATE OF REEMERGENCE?

484
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,956
ANY MUSIC TO CELEBRATE OUR
MAGICAL DATE OF REEMERGENCE?
>> Jon: YES!

485
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:52,090
MAGICAL DATE OF REEMERGENCE?
>> Jon: YES!
(

486
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:55,059
>> Jon: YES!
(
( THEME SONG PLAYING )

487
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,828
(
( THEME SONG PLAYING )
>> Jon: WHOO!

488
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,229
( THEME SONG PLAYING )
>> Jon: WHOO!
I AIN'T PLAYED THAT ONE IN THE

489
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,732
>> Jon: WHOO!
I AIN'T PLAYED THAT ONE IN THE
THEATER LIVE IN OVER A YEAR!

490
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,499
I AIN'T PLAYED THAT ONE IN THE
THEATER LIVE IN OVER A YEAR!
LET'S GO!

491
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,033
THEATER LIVE IN OVER A YEAR!
LET'S GO!
COME ON!

492
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,835
LET'S GO!
COME ON!
>> Stephen: JON BATISTE,

493
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:04,102
COME ON!
>> Stephen: JON BATISTE,
EVERYBODY.

494
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:09,407
>> Stephen: JON BATISTE,
EVERYBODY.
THANKS, JON.

495
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:13,344
EVERYBODY.
THANKS, JON.
FOLKS, YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF

496
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:13,578
THANKS, JON.
FOLKS, YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF
MY TIME

497
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,846
FOLKS, YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF
MY TIME
CAREFULLY ANALYZING THE FINEST

498
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:15,847
MY TIME
CAREFULLY ANALYZING THE FINEST
ACADEMIC NEWS JOURNALS,

499
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:16,414
CAREFULLY ANALYZING THE FINEST
ACADEMIC NEWS JOURNALS,
CONDUCTING THE MOST TOPICAL

500
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,715
ACADEMIC NEWS JOURNALS,
CONDUCTING THE MOST TOPICAL
RESEARCH STUDIES, AND ASSEMBLING

501
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,549
CONDUCTING THE MOST TOPICAL
RESEARCH STUDIES, AND ASSEMBLING
MY GROUNDBREAKING FINDINGS INTO

502
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,217
RESEARCH STUDIES, AND ASSEMBLING
MY GROUNDBREAKING FINDINGS INTO
THE WELL-ARGUED, FLAWLESSLY

503
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:19,851
MY GROUNDBREAKING FINDINGS INTO
THE WELL-ARGUED, FLAWLESSLY
SOURCED DOCTORAL THESIS THAT IS

504
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,020
THE WELL-ARGUED, FLAWLESSLY
SOURCED DOCTORAL THESIS THAT IS
MY MONOLOGUE.

505
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,955
SOURCED DOCTORAL THESIS THAT IS
MY MONOLOGUE.
BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SLEEP

506
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,523
MY MONOLOGUE.
BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SLEEP
IN, DAY-BAKE WHILE WATCHING RICK

507
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,824
BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SLEEP
IN, DAY-BAKE WHILE WATCHING RICK
AND MORTY, AND IGNORING THE LOW

508
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:27,926
IN, DAY-BAKE WHILE WATCHING RICK
AND MORTY, AND IGNORING THE LOW
HUM OF ANXIETY THAT I REALLY

509
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,427
AND MORTY, AND IGNORING THE LOW
HUM OF ANXIETY THAT I REALLY
SHOULD GET STARTED UNTIL I

510
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,762
HUM OF ANXIETY THAT I REALLY
SHOULD GET STARTED UNTIL I
REALIZE IT'S MIDNIGHT, AT WHICH

511
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,529
SHOULD GET STARTED UNTIL I
REALIZE IT'S MIDNIGHT, AT WHICH
POINT I CHUG A POT OF BLACK

512
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:35,333
REALIZE IT'S MIDNIGHT, AT WHICH
POINT I CHUG A POT OF BLACK
COFFEE, SKIM THROUGH THE NEWS

513
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:35,934
POINT I CHUG A POT OF BLACK
COFFEE, SKIM THROUGH THE NEWS
SPARKNOTES, PANIC-PAY A KID IN

514
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,535
COFFEE, SKIM THROUGH THE NEWS
SPARKNOTES, PANIC-PAY A KID IN
ALBANIA FOR A BOILERPLATE

515
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,771
SPARKNOTES, PANIC-PAY A KID IN
ALBANIA FOR A BOILERPLATE
ANALYSIS, COPY AND PASTE IT INTO

516
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,405
ALBANIA FOR A BOILERPLATE
ANALYSIS, COPY AND PASTE IT INTO
A WORD DOC, CHANGING JUST ENOUGH

517
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,541
ANALYSIS, COPY AND PASTE IT INTO
A WORD DOC, CHANGING JUST ENOUGH
WORDS TO AVOID AUTO-DETECTION

518
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,946
A WORD DOC, CHANGING JUST ENOUGH
WORDS TO AVOID AUTO-DETECTION
FROM THE ANTI-CHEATING A.I.

519
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:48,846
WORDS TO AVOID AUTO-DETECTION
FROM THE ANTI-CHEATING A.I.
SPRINT TO THE HUMANITIES

520
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:49,480
FROM THE ANTI-CHEATING A.I.
SPRINT TO THE HUMANITIES
BUILDING, AND, WITH MERE MINUTES

521
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,081
SPRINT TO THE HUMANITIES
BUILDING, AND, WITH MERE MINUTES
TO SPARE, SHOVE UNDERNEATH THE

522
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:50,548
BUILDING, AND, WITH MERE MINUTES
TO SPARE, SHOVE UNDERNEATH THE
PROFESSOR'S DOOR, THE

523
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,115
TO SPARE, SHOVE UNDERNEATH THE
PROFESSOR'S DOOR, THE
PLAGIARIZED, SLAP-DASH TERM

524
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:51,950
PROFESSOR'S DOOR, THE
PLAGIARIZED, SLAP-DASH TERM
PAPER OF NEWS THAT IS MY

525
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:55,520
PLAGIARIZED, SLAP-DASH TERM
PAPER OF NEWS THAT IS MY
SEGMENT:

526
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,222
PAPER OF NEWS THAT IS MY
SEGMENT:
(ECHOING)

527
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,958
SEGMENT:
(ECHOING)
QUARANTINEWHILE.

528
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,526
(ECHOING)
QUARANTINEWHILE.
>> STEPHEN: QUARANTINE-WHILE,

529
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,094
QUARANTINEWHILE.
>> STEPHEN: QUARANTINE-WHILE,
BIG GOLF NEWS THIS WEEKEND.

530
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:03,962
>> STEPHEN: QUARANTINE-WHILE,
BIG GOLF NEWS THIS WEEKEND.
PHIL MICKELSON WON THE P.G.A.

531
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,763
BIG GOLF NEWS THIS WEEKEND.
PHIL MICKELSON WON THE P.G.A.
CHAMPIONSHIP.

532
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,532
PHIL MICKELSON WON THE P.G.A.
CHAMPIONSHIP.
JIM?

533
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:11,269
CHAMPIONSHIP.
JIM?
>> 50 YEARS, 11 MONTHS, 7 DAYS.

534
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:11,936
JIM?
>> 50 YEARS, 11 MONTHS, 7 DAYS.
YOU ARE THE OLDEST MAJOR

535
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:15,940
>> 50 YEARS, 11 MONTHS, 7 DAYS.
YOU ARE THE OLDEST MAJOR
CHAMPION IN HISTORY

536
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,810
YOU ARE THE OLDEST MAJOR
CHAMPION IN HISTORY
>> THANK YOU.

537
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,580
CHAMPION IN HISTORY
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: HELL, YES!

538
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,748
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: HELL, YES!
CONGRATULATIONS, PHIL.

539
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,382
>> Stephen: HELL, YES!
CONGRATULATIONS, PHIL.
JUST, GOES TO SHOW YOU, YOU CAN

540
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,383
CONGRATULATIONS, PHIL.
JUST, GOES TO SHOW YOU, YOU CAN
DO ANYTHING IN YOUR FIFTIES, AS

541
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:25,950
JUST, GOES TO SHOW YOU, YOU CAN
DO ANYTHING IN YOUR FIFTIES, AS
LONG AS SOMEONE CARRIES YOUR

542
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,852
DO ANYTHING IN YOUR FIFTIES, AS
LONG AS SOMEONE CARRIES YOUR
STUFF FOR YOU AND EVERYONE IS

543
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:28,052
LONG AS SOMEONE CARRIES YOUR
STUFF FOR YOU AND EVERYONE IS
QUIET.

544
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,822
STUFF FOR YOU AND EVERYONE IS
QUIET.
THIS IS A GREAT MOMENT FOR

545
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,522
QUIET.
THIS IS A GREAT MOMENT FOR
MICKELSON.

546
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:35,960
THIS IS A GREAT MOMENT FOR
MICKELSON.
BUT I GOTTA TAKE ISSUE WITH THIS

547
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,528
MICKELSON.
BUT I GOTTA TAKE ISSUE WITH THIS
ACTUAL MONTAGE THAT CBS RAN SET

548
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:42,066
BUT I GOTTA TAKE ISSUE WITH THIS
ACTUAL MONTAGE THAT CBS RAN SET
TO SOME CLASSIC NEIL YOUNG:

549
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,534
ACTUAL MONTAGE THAT CBS RAN SET
TO SOME CLASSIC NEIL YOUNG:
♪♪♪

550
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:47,939
TO SOME CLASSIC NEIL YOUNG:
♪♪♪
♪ OLD MAN LOOK AT MY LIFE

551
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:51,943
♪♪♪
♪ OLD MAN LOOK AT MY LIFE
♪ I'M A LOT LIKE YOU WERE

552
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:53,978
♪ OLD MAN LOOK AT MY LIFE
♪ I'M A LOT LIKE YOU WERE
>> STEPHEN: OLD MAN?

553
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,513
♪ I'M A LOT LIKE YOU WERE
>> STEPHEN: OLD MAN?
COME ON, CBS, AT HIS HIGHEST

554
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,114
>> STEPHEN: OLD MAN?
COME ON, CBS, AT HIS HIGHEST
MOMENT, YOU KNEECAP HIM WITH A

555
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,650
COME ON, CBS, AT HIS HIGHEST
MOMENT, YOU KNEECAP HIM WITH A
SONG SPECIFICALLY ABOUT HOW OLD

556
00:16:59,652 --> 00:16:59,984
MOMENT, YOU KNEECAP HIM WITH A
SONG SPECIFICALLY ABOUT HOW OLD
HE IS?

557
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,519
SONG SPECIFICALLY ABOUT HOW OLD
HE IS?
WHY NOT JUST PLAY KNOCKIN' ON

558
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,955
HE IS?
WHY NOT JUST PLAY KNOCKIN' ON
HEAVEN'S DOOR WHILE YOU PRESENT

559
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:07,525
WHY NOT JUST PLAY KNOCKIN' ON
HEAVEN'S DOOR WHILE YOU PRESENT
HIM WITH THIS TROPHY.

560
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,126
HEAVEN'S DOOR WHILE YOU PRESENT
HIM WITH THIS TROPHY.
QUARANTINE-WHILE, HERE'S A HOT

561
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:11,929
HIM WITH THIS TROPHY.
QUARANTINE-WHILE, HERE'S A HOT
NEW FASHION TREND THAT'S

562
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,531
QUARANTINE-WHILE, HERE'S A HOT
NEW FASHION TREND THAT'S
SWEEPING THE-- SOMETHING.

563
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,999
NEW FASHION TREND THAT'S
SWEEPING THE-- SOMETHING.
WOLF CUTS: GEN Z'S ANSWER TO THE

564
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:15,933
SWEEPING THE-- SOMETHING.
WOLF CUTS: GEN Z'S ANSWER TO THE
MULLET HAIRSTYLE.

565
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,101
WOLF CUTS: GEN Z'S ANSWER TO THE
MULLET HAIRSTYLE.
INTERESTING.

566
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,903
MULLET HAIRSTYLE.
INTERESTING.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE ANSWER TO

567
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:19,537
INTERESTING.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE ANSWER TO
THE MULLET HAIRSTYLE WAS

568
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,473
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE ANSWER TO
THE MULLET HAIRSTYLE WAS
NO, THANK YOU.

569
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,941
THE MULLET HAIRSTYLE WAS
NO, THANK YOU.
QUARANTINE-WHILE, A TECHNOLOGY

570
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,543
NO, THANK YOU.
QUARANTINE-WHILE, A TECHNOLOGY
INVESTOR AND CRYPTOCURRENCY

571
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,945
QUARANTINE-WHILE, A TECHNOLOGY
INVESTOR AND CRYPTOCURRENCY
INFLUENCER IS LAUNCHING A

572
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,782
INVESTOR AND CRYPTOCURRENCY
INFLUENCER IS LAUNCHING A
BITCOIN-THEMED PIZZA POP-UP.

573
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:31,516
INFLUENCER IS LAUNCHING A
BITCOIN-THEMED PIZZA POP-UP.
BOLD BUSINESS STRATEGY: TIE YOUR

574
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,986
BITCOIN-THEMED PIZZA POP-UP.
BOLD BUSINESS STRATEGY: TIE YOUR
BUSINESS LAUNCH TO SOMETHING

575
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:35,953
BOLD BUSINESS STRATEGY: TIE YOUR
BUSINESS LAUNCH TO SOMETHING
THAT IS CURRENTLY TANKING.

576
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,522
BUSINESS LAUNCH TO SOMETHING
THAT IS CURRENTLY TANKING.
REMINDS ME OF BACK IN 2008 WHEN

577
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,957
THAT IS CURRENTLY TANKING.
REMINDS ME OF BACK IN 2008 WHEN
THE HOT NEW CHAIN WAS...

578
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,592
REMINDS ME OF BACK IN 2008 WHEN
THE HOT NEW CHAIN WAS...
HOUSING BUBBLE TEA.

579
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,994
THE HOT NEW CHAIN WAS...
HOUSING BUBBLE TEA.
BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING:

580
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:43,628
HOUSING BUBBLE TEA.
BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING:
THE NEWLY LAUNCHED BITCOIN PIZZA

581
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,365
BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING:
THE NEWLY LAUNCHED BITCOIN PIZZA
BRAND DOESN'T ACCEPT BITCOIN.

582
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:47,932
THE NEWLY LAUNCHED BITCOIN PIZZA
BRAND DOESN'T ACCEPT BITCOIN.
WE DON'T HAVE A JOKE ON IT,

583
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,534
BRAND DOESN'T ACCEPT BITCOIN.
WE DON'T HAVE A JOKE ON IT,
BECAUSE WE COULDN'T THINK OF

584
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:53,905
WE DON'T HAVE A JOKE ON IT,
BECAUSE WE COULDN'T THINK OF
ANYTHING STUPIDER THAN THAT.

585
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,039
BECAUSE WE COULDN'T THINK OF
ANYTHING STUPIDER THAN THAT.
QUARANTINE-WHILE, GOOGLE HAS

586
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:55,540
ANYTHING STUPIDER THAN THAT.
QUARANTINE-WHILE, GOOGLE HAS
ANNOUNCED THAT IT WILL

587
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,876
QUARANTINE-WHILE, GOOGLE HAS
ANNOUNCED THAT IT WILL
OPEN ITS FIRST PHYSICAL STORE IN

588
00:17:58,878 --> 00:17:59,977
ANNOUNCED THAT IT WILL
OPEN ITS FIRST PHYSICAL STORE IN
NEW YORK CITY THIS SUMMER.

589
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,546
OPEN ITS FIRST PHYSICAL STORE IN
NEW YORK CITY THIS SUMMER.
HOW IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO SHOP

590
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:06,050
NEW YORK CITY THIS SUMMER.
HOW IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO SHOP
IN A PHYSICAL GOOGLE STORE?

591
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:10,655
HOW IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO SHOP
IN A PHYSICAL GOOGLE STORE?
HI, WELCOME TO GOOGLE.

592
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:14,725
IN A PHYSICAL GOOGLE STORE?
HI, WELCOME TO GOOGLE.
ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH

593
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:14,926
HI, WELCOME TO GOOGLE.
ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH
TODAY?

594
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:15,393
ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH
TODAY?
(AS SHOPPER)

595
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:15,993
TODAY?
(AS SHOPPER)
YES, IN WHICH AISLE CAN I FIND

596
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,295
(AS SHOPPER)
YES, IN WHICH AISLE CAN I FIND
PICTURES OF CHANNING TATUM, NO

597
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:17,995
YES, IN WHICH AISLE CAN I FIND
PICTURES OF CHANNING TATUM, NO
SHIRT?

598
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:18,863
PICTURES OF CHANNING TATUM, NO
SHIRT?
QUARANTINE-WHILE, AMERICA IS

599
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:19,497
SHIRT?
QUARANTINE-WHILE, AMERICA IS
ABUZZ OVER LIL NAS X SPLITTING

600
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,131
QUARANTINE-WHILE, AMERICA IS
ABUZZ OVER LIL NAS X SPLITTING
HIS PANTS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

601
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,499
ABUZZ OVER LIL NAS X SPLITTING
HIS PANTS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
THIS WEEKEND.

602
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,935
HIS PANTS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
THIS WEEKEND.
LOOKS LIKE THE CROWD ALMOST GOT

603
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:24,936
THIS WEEKEND.
LOOKS LIKE THE CROWD ALMOST GOT
TO SEE HIS LI'L NAS D.

604
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,536
LOOKS LIKE THE CROWD ALMOST GOT
TO SEE HIS LI'L NAS D.
THE STAR TOOK THE WARDROBE

605
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:29,540
TO SEE HIS LI'L NAS D.
THE STAR TOOK THE WARDROBE
MALFUNCTION IN STRIDE, TWEETING

606
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,542
THE STAR TOOK THE WARDROBE
MALFUNCTION IN STRIDE, TWEETING
I WANTED TO DO MY POLE ROUTINE

607
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,944
MALFUNCTION IN STRIDE, TWEETING
I WANTED TO DO MY POLE ROUTINE
SO BAD, THIS WHAT I GET.

608
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,947
I WANTED TO DO MY POLE ROUTINE
SO BAD, THIS WHAT I GET.
TECHNICALLY, STILL COUNTS AS A

609
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,349
SO BAD, THIS WHAT I GET.
TECHNICALLY, STILL COUNTS AS A
POLE ROUTINE.

610
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,784
TECHNICALLY, STILL COUNTS AS A
POLE ROUTINE.
QUARANTINE-WHILE --

611
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,351
POLE ROUTINE.
QUARANTINE-WHILE --
PRINGLES IS PARTNERING WITH

612
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,386
QUARANTINE-WHILE --
PRINGLES IS PARTNERING WITH
WENDY'S FOR ITS NEWEST CHIP

613
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,521
PRINGLES IS PARTNERING WITH
WENDY'S FOR ITS NEWEST CHIP
FLAVOR THAT'S BASED ON THE

614
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,591
WENDY'S FOR ITS NEWEST CHIP
FLAVOR THAT'S BASED ON THE
CHAIN'S SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH,

615
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:47,258
FLAVOR THAT'S BASED ON THE
CHAIN'S SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH,
MEANING THAT PRINGLES IS

616
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:47,959
CHAIN'S SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH,
MEANING THAT PRINGLES IS
ENTERING THE FRIED CHICKEN

617
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,527
MEANING THAT PRINGLES IS
ENTERING THE FRIED CHICKEN
SANDWICH WARS.

618
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:55,533
ENTERING THE FRIED CHICKEN
SANDWICH WARS.
WHICH EXPLAINS THIS LETTER.

619
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,669
SANDWICH WARS.
WHICH EXPLAINS THIS LETTER.
>> MY DEAREST MRS. PRINGLE, I

620
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,037
WHICH EXPLAINS THIS LETTER.
>> MY DEAREST MRS. PRINGLE, I
FEAR THIS MAY BE MY LAST LETTER

621
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:00,638
>> MY DEAREST MRS. PRINGLE, I
FEAR THIS MAY BE MY LAST LETTER
AS I HEAD TO THE FRONT OF THE

622
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,941
FEAR THIS MAY BE MY LAST LETTER
AS I HEAD TO THE FRONT OF THE
FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH WARS.

623
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,777
AS I HEAD TO THE FRONT OF THE
FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH WARS.
HOW I LONG TO BE STACKED IN YOUR

624
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,545
FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH WARS.
HOW I LONG TO BE STACKED IN YOUR
CRISPY ARMS AGAIN IN THE SAFETY

625
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,481
HOW I LONG TO BE STACKED IN YOUR
CRISPY ARMS AGAIN IN THE SAFETY
OF OUR CAN.

626
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,949
CRISPY ARMS AGAIN IN THE SAFETY
OF OUR CAN.
I WISH I COULD LEAVE THIS

627
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:15,953
OF OUR CAN.
I WISH I COULD LEAVE THIS
GODAWFUL WAR, BUT UNFORTUNATELY

628
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:23,528
I WISH I COULD LEAVE THIS
GODAWFUL WAR, BUT UNFORTUNATELY
ONCE YOU POP, YOU CANNOT STOP.

629
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:27,899
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"BLACK-ISH" STAR ANTHONY
ANDERSON.

630
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,781
♪♪♪
>> Stephen: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO "A

631
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:44,682
>> Stephen: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO "A
LATE SHOW."

632
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,284
GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO "A
LATE SHOW."
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN

633
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,451
LATE SHOW."
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN
EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR.

634
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,653
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN
EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR.
HE STARS AS DRE JOHNSON ON ABC'S

635
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,256
EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR.
HE STARS AS DRE JOHNSON ON ABC'S
"BLACK-ISH."

636
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,829
( SCREAMING )
OH, MY GOSH!
I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM

637
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,665
OH, MY GOSH!
I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM
THAT I QUIT MY JOB!

638
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,666
I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM
THAT I QUIT MY JOB!
>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T

639
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,302
THAT I QUIT MY JOB!
>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
TELL YOUR WIFE YOU QUIT YOUR

640
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,971
>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
TELL YOUR WIFE YOU QUIT YOUR
JOB.

641
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:07,305
TELL YOUR WIFE YOU QUIT YOUR
JOB.
( SCREAMING )

642
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,639
JOB.
( SCREAMING )
>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

643
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,308
( SCREAMING )
>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST

644
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,509
>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST
DREAM.

645
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:11,742
JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST
DREAM.
>> WHAT?

646
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,011
DREAM.
>> WHAT?
THAT I QUIT MY JOB!

647
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,347
>> WHAT?
THAT I QUIT MY JOB!
'S OKAY, SWEETHEART, IT'S

648
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,182
THAT I QUIT MY JOB!
'S OKAY, SWEETHEART, IT'S
JUST A NIGHTMARE.

649
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,551
'S OKAY, SWEETHEART, IT'S
JUST A NIGHTMARE.
OH, MY GOSH, IT'S JUST A

650
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:20,818
JUST A NIGHTMARE.
OH, MY GOSH, IT'S JUST A
NIGHTMARE.

651
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,452
OH, MY GOSH, IT'S JUST A
NIGHTMARE.
>> IT WAS.

652
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,788
NIGHTMARE.
>> IT WAS.
BUT ALSO --

653
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,021
>> IT WAS.
BUT ALSO --
>> WHAT?

654
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,058
BUT ALSO --
>> WHAT?
-- I QUIT MY JOB.

655
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:27,558
>> WHAT?
-- I QUIT MY JOB.
♪

656
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,326
-- I QUIT MY JOB.
♪
♪

657
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,928
♪
♪
>> WHAT THE --

658
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,663
♪
>> WHAT THE --
>> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME BACK

659
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,332
>> WHAT THE --
>> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME BACK
TO "A LATE SHOW," ANTHONY

660
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,067
>> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME BACK
TO "A LATE SHOW," ANTHONY
ANDERSON.

661
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,237
TO "A LATE SHOW," ANTHONY
ANDERSON.
>> Stephen: HELLO, ANTHONY

662
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:39,770
ANDERSON.
>> Stephen: HELLO, ANTHONY
ANDERSON.

663
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,304
>> Stephen: HELLO, ANTHONY
ANDERSON.
>> HEY, STEPHEN COLBERT!

664
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,439
ANDERSON.
>> HEY, STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> Stephen: HOW YOU DOING?

665
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,974
>> HEY, STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> Stephen: HOW YOU DOING?
YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE STUMP

666
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,842
>> Stephen: HOW YOU DOING?
YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE STUMP
ADVOCATING FOR VACCINES.

667
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,611
YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE STUMP
ADVOCATING FOR VACCINES.
>> IT'S BEEN GOOD, MAN.

668
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:49,780
ADVOCATING FOR VACCINES.
>> IT'S BEEN GOOD, MAN.
A LOT OF SELF-REFLECTION AND

669
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:50,348
>> IT'S BEEN GOOD, MAN.
A LOT OF SELF-REFLECTION AND
GETTING TO KNOW YOURSELF AND

670
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,983
A LOT OF SELF-REFLECTION AND
GETTING TO KNOW YOURSELF AND
GETTING TO KNOW FAMILY MEMBERS

671
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:54,418
GETTING TO KNOW YOURSELF AND
GETTING TO KNOW FAMILY MEMBERS
IN A WAY YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU

672
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,720
GETTING TO KNOW FAMILY MEMBERS
IN A WAY YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU
WOULD EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BEEN

673
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,322
IN A WAY YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU
WOULD EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BEEN
MARRIED TO THEM FOR 2 IS YEARS.

674
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,491
WOULD EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BEEN
MARRIED TO THEM FOR 2 IS YEARS.
( LAUGHTER )

675
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,792
MARRIED TO THEM FOR 2 IS YEARS.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: HAS EVERYBODY

676
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,628
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: HAS EVERYBODY
TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY GOOD

677
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,864
>> Stephen: HAS EVERYBODY
TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY GOOD
COMPANY FOR EACH OTHER?

678
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,699
TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY GOOD
COMPANY FOR EACH OTHER?
>> I DON'T -- YEAH, EVERYBODY'S

679
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,334
COMPANY FOR EACH OTHER?
>> I DON'T -- YEAH, EVERYBODY'S
PRETTY GOOD.

680
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,535
>> I DON'T -- YEAH, EVERYBODY'S
PRETTY GOOD.
EVERYBODY'S PRETTY GOOD.

681
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:14,205
PRETTY GOOD.
EVERYBODY'S PRETTY GOOD.
BUT, YEAH, OUT THERE ADVOCATING.

682
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,640
EVERYBODY'S PRETTY GOOD.
BUT, YEAH, OUT THERE ADVOCATING.
THESE VACCINATION SHOTS, ME AND

683
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,942
BUT, YEAH, OUT THERE ADVOCATING.
THESE VACCINATION SHOTS, ME AND
MY MOM, YOU KNOW, WE'RE --

684
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,477
THESE VACCINATION SHOTS, ME AND
MY MOM, YOU KNOW, WE'RE --
>> Stephen: THERE YOU ARE.

685
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,012
MY MOM, YOU KNOW, WE'RE --
>> Stephen: THERE YOU ARE.
THERE'S YOU WITH YOUR MOM.

686
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:21,879
>> Stephen: THERE YOU ARE.
THERE'S YOU WITH YOUR MOM.
SHE'S HOLDING YOUR HAND.

687
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,315
THERE'S YOU WITH YOUR MOM.
SHE'S HOLDING YOUR HAND.
IS SHE THERE TO CALM YOU DOWN?

688
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:28,252
SHE'S HOLDING YOUR HAND.
IS SHE THERE TO CALM YOU DOWN?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF NEEDLES?

689
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:28,819
IS SHE THERE TO CALM YOU DOWN?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF NEEDLES?
>> BOTH, STEPHEN.

690
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:32,189
ARE YOU AFRAID OF NEEDLES?
>> BOTH, STEPHEN.
I'M DEATHLY AFRAID OF NEEDLES

691
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,258
>> BOTH, STEPHEN.
I'M DEATHLY AFRAID OF NEEDLES
AND I HAD TO BRING MY MOM WITH

692
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,192
I'M DEATHLY AFRAID OF NEEDLES
AND I HAD TO BRING MY MOM WITH
ME TO HOLD MY HAND.

693
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,662
AND I HAD TO BRING MY MOM WITH
ME TO HOLD MY HAND.
WE GOT THROUGH IT, THOUGH.

694
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:38,696
ME TO HOLD MY HAND.
WE GOT THROUGH IT, THOUGH.
WE GOT THROUGH IT.

695
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:39,864
WE GOT THROUGH IT, THOUGH.
WE GOT THROUGH IT.
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF

696
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:40,331
WE GOT THROUGH IT.
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF
GETTING THROUGH IT.

697
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,699
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF
GETTING THROUGH IT.
I'M EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING

698
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,668
GETTING THROUGH IT.
I'M EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING
YOU'RE DOING WITH WILL SMITH.

699
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,304
I'M EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING
YOU'RE DOING WITH WILL SMITH.
THIS IS FOR POST-COVID

700
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:46,904
YOU'RE DOING WITH WILL SMITH.
THIS IS FOR POST-COVID
EMERGENCE, BASICALLY TRYING TO

701
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,673
THIS IS FOR POST-COVID
EMERGENCE, BASICALLY TRYING TO
GET IT BACK TOGETHER.

702
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,908
EMERGENCE, BASICALLY TRYING TO
GET IT BACK TOGETHER.
IT'S CALLED THE BIG WILLIE

703
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:51,175
GET IT BACK TOGETHER.
IT'S CALLED THE BIG WILLIE
CHALLENGE.

704
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:55,079
IT'S CALLED THE BIG WILLIE
CHALLENGE.
WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?

705
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,113
CHALLENGE.
WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?
( LAUGHTER )

706
00:21:56,115 --> 00:22:02,386
WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?
( LAUGHTER )
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW BIG WILLIE

707
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:03,587
( LAUGHTER )
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW BIG WILLIE
HAD GOTTEN.

708
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:04,322
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW BIG WILLIE
HAD GOTTEN.
( LAUGHTER )

709
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,089
HAD GOTTEN.
( LAUGHTER )
>> FREE WILLIE!

710
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,290
( LAUGHTER )
>> FREE WILLIE!
YOU HAVE TWO MEN STANDING NEXT

711
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:10,328
>> FREE WILLIE!
YOU HAVE TWO MEN STANDING NEXT
TOEACH OTHER IN NOTHING BUT

712
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,363
YOU HAVE TWO MEN STANDING NEXT
TOEACH OTHER IN NOTHING BUT
THEIR UNDERWEAR.

713
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,699
TOEACH OTHER IN NOTHING BUT
THEIR UNDERWEAR.
BUT WILL IS CHEATING.

714
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,534
THEIR UNDERWEAR.
BUT WILL IS CHEATING.
HE'S FORCING HIS GUT TO BE THAT

715
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:16,734
BUT WILL IS CHEATING.
HE'S FORCING HIS GUT TO BE THAT
SIZE.

716
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:20,471
HE'S FORCING HIS GUT TO BE THAT
SIZE.
FOR SOME OF US, THAT'S OUR

717
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,639
SIZE.
FOR SOME OF US, THAT'S OUR
NORMAL SIZE GUT.

718
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,707
FOR SOME OF US, THAT'S OUR
NORMAL SIZE GUT.
AND WE'RE TRYING TO FAKE THAT.

719
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,542
NORMAL SIZE GUT.
AND WE'RE TRYING TO FAKE THAT.
>> Stephen: I'M ASKING FOR A

720
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,844
AND WE'RE TRYING TO FAKE THAT.
>> Stephen: I'M ASKING FOR A
FRIEND WHO HAS TO GET BACK INTO

721
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,081
>> Stephen: I'M ASKING FOR A
FRIEND WHO HAS TO GET BACK INTO
HIS SUITS ON JUNE 14, WHAT'S THE

722
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:30,348
FRIEND WHO HAS TO GET BACK INTO
HIS SUITS ON JUNE 14, WHAT'S THE
CHALLENGE?

723
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,183
HIS SUITS ON JUNE 14, WHAT'S THE
CHALLENGE?
>> THE CHALLENGE IS TO TRANSFORM

724
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,952
CHALLENGE?
>> THE CHALLENGE IS TO TRANSFORM
THAT DAD, THAT COVID BOD BACK

725
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,654
>> THE CHALLENGE IS TO TRANSFORM
THAT DAD, THAT COVID BOD BACK
INTO SOMETHING THAT'S HEALTHY.

726
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:40,057
THAT DAD, THAT COVID BOD BACK
INTO SOMETHING THAT'S HEALTHY.
SO, YOU KNOW, WE'VE ALL T TAKEN

727
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:44,295
INTO SOMETHING THAT'S HEALTHY.
SO, YOU KNOW, WE'VE ALL T TAKEN
THIS 12-WEEK CHALLENGE THAT WIL

728
00:22:44,297 --> 00:22:46,097
SO, YOU KNOW, WE'VE ALL T TAKEN
THIS 12-WEEK CHALLENGE THAT WIL
THREW OUT THERE AND A BUNCH OF

729
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,065
THIS 12-WEEK CHALLENGE THAT WIL
THREW OUT THERE AND A BUNCH OF
US IS ON THE BANDWAGON.

730
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,769
THREW OUT THERE AND A BUNCH OF
US IS ON THE BANDWAGON.
IT'S ABOUT BEING HEALTHY.

731
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,738
US IS ON THE BANDWAGON.
IT'S ABOUT BEING HEALTHY.
IT'S CALLED GROWN MAN SEXY.

732
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,240
IT'S ABOUT BEING HEALTHY.
IT'S CALLED GROWN MAN SEXY.
>> Stephen: IT'S A 12-WEEK

733
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:56,507
IT'S CALLED GROWN MAN SEXY.
>> Stephen: IT'S A 12-WEEK
CHALLENGE.

734
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,209
>> Stephen: IT'S A 12-WEEK
CHALLENGE.
HOW MANY WEEKS AGO DID IT START?

735
00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,244
CHALLENGE.
HOW MANY WEEKS AGO DID IT START?
>> WE'RE INTO OUR THIRD WEEK

736
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:00,511
HOW MANY WEEKS AGO DID IT START?
>> WE'RE INTO OUR THIRD WEEK
RIGHT NOW.

737
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,013
>> WE'RE INTO OUR THIRD WEEK
RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: AND HOW'S IT

738
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:03,214
RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: AND HOW'S IT
GOING?

739
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,582
>> Stephen: AND HOW'S IT
GOING?
>> I'M DOWN EIGHT POUNDS.

740
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,385
GOING?
>> I'M DOWN EIGHT POUNDS.
>> Stephen: NICELY DONE.

741
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:11,455
>> I'M DOWN EIGHT POUNDS.
>> Stephen: NICELY DONE.
YEAH, YEAH.

742
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:12,022
>> Stephen: NICELY DONE.
YEAH, YEAH.
I'M 218 RIGHT NOW.

743
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:15,059
YEAH, YEAH.
I'M 218 RIGHT NOW.
I'M TRYING TO GET DOWN TO 200,

744
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:15,292
I'M 218 RIGHT NOW.
I'M TRYING TO GET DOWN TO 200,
STEPHEN.

745
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:16,327
I'M TRYING TO GET DOWN TO 200,
STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, KEEP US

746
00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:18,763
STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, KEEP US
ABREAST.

747
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,699
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, KEEP US
ABREAST.
>> WHY YOU GOT TO BRING

748
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,367
ABREAST.
>> WHY YOU GOT TO BRING
(  BLEEP  ) INTO IT WHEN I TOLD

749
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:24,168
>> WHY YOU GOT TO BRING
(  BLEEP  ) INTO IT WHEN I TOLD
YOU I'M FAT?

750
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,903
(  BLEEP  ) INTO IT WHEN I TOLD
YOU I'M FAT?
>> Stephen: HEY, A MAN LIKES

751
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,339
YOU I'M FAT?
>> Stephen: HEY, A MAN LIKES
WHAT HE LIKES, MAN!

752
00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:32,676
>> Stephen: HEY, A MAN LIKES
WHAT HE LIKES, MAN!
( LAUGHTER )

753
00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:35,379
WHAT HE LIKES, MAN!
( LAUGHTER )
YOU ANNOUNCED -- IT WAS

754
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:37,348
( LAUGHTER )
YOU ANNOUNCED -- IT WAS
ANNOUNCED LAST WEEK "BLACK-ISH"

755
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:39,350
YOU ANNOUNCED -- IT WAS
ANNOUNCED LAST WEEK "BLACK-ISH"
HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR ITS EIGHTH

756
00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:39,784
ANNOUNCED LAST WEEK "BLACK-ISH"
HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR ITS EIGHTH
AND FINAL SEASON.

757
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,685
HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR ITS EIGHTH
AND FINAL SEASON.
FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS.

758
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,287
AND FINAL SEASON.
FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS.
ANYTHING ON FOR EIGHT SEASONS,

759
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,789
FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS.
ANYTHING ON FOR EIGHT SEASONS,
WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.

760
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:45,122
ANYTHING ON FOR EIGHT SEASONS,
WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.
>> THANK YOU.

761
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,924
WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: BUT SECOND, EIGHT

762
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,559
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: BUT SECOND, EIGHT
SEASONS OF A SHOW -- I KNOW WHAT

763
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,428
>> Stephen: BUT SECOND, EIGHT
SEASONS OF A SHOW -- I KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO DO A SHOW FOR A

764
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,095
SEASONS OF A SHOW -- I KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO DO A SHOW FOR A
LONG TIME.

765
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,329
IT'S LIKE TO DO A SHOW FOR A
LONG TIME.
THAT'S LIKE A LOVE AFFAIR.

766
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,531
LONG TIME.
THAT'S LIKE A LOVE AFFAIR.
WHAT'S IT LIKE.

767
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,799
THAT'S LIKE A LOVE AFFAIR.
WHAT'S IT LIKE.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT

768
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,700
WHAT'S IT LIKE.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT
TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRL AT

769
00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,235
>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT
TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRL AT
THE END OF THIS SEASON.

770
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,304
TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRL AT
THE END OF THIS SEASON.
>> YEAH, IT'S BITTERSWEET,

771
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,473
THE END OF THIS SEASON.
>> YEAH, IT'S BITTERSWEET,
STEPHEN, AS YOU CAN ONLY

772
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,607
>> YEAH, IT'S BITTERSWEET,
STEPHEN, AS YOU CAN ONLY
IMAGINE, BEING PART OF SOMETHING

773
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,176
STEPHEN, AS YOU CAN ONLY
IMAGINE, BEING PART OF SOMETHING
AS GREAT AS "BLACK-ISH" AND, YOU

774
00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:06,911
IMAGINE, BEING PART OF SOMETHING
AS GREAT AS "BLACK-ISH" AND, YOU
KNOW, TELLING THE STORIES THAT

775
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,879
AS GREAT AS "BLACK-ISH" AND, YOU
KNOW, TELLING THE STORIES THAT
WE WERE ABLE TO TELL AND DEALING

776
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,347
KNOW, TELLING THE STORIES THAT
WE WERE ABLE TO TELL AND DEALING
WITH SOME OF THE SOCIAL ISSUES

777
00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:11,582
WE WERE ABLE TO TELL AND DEALING
WITH SOME OF THE SOCIAL ISSUES
TAT WE'VE DEAT WITH IN THE

778
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,951
WITH SOME OF THE SOCIAL ISSUES
TAT WE'VE DEAT WITH IN THE
COMMUNITY AND THIS FAMILY DEALT

779
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:14,151
TAT WE'VE DEAT WITH IN THE
COMMUNITY AND THIS FAMILY DEALT
WITH.

780
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,886
COMMUNITY AND THIS FAMILY DEALT
WITH.
YOU KNOW, SO, I'M GOING TO MISS

781
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:16,353
WITH.
YOU KNOW, SO, I'M GOING TO MISS
THAT.

782
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,189
YOU KNOW, SO, I'M GOING TO MISS
THAT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, GOOD THINGS --

783
00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:20,524
THAT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, GOOD THINGS --
ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END.

784
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:23,694
BUT, YOU KNOW, GOOD THINGS --
ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END.
>> Stephen: NOW, ANOTHER --

785
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:25,529
ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END.
>> Stephen: NOW, ANOTHER --
ANOTHER CO--- LET'S GET ANOTHER

786
00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:27,965
>> Stephen: NOW, ANOTHER --
ANOTHER CO--- LET'S GET ANOTHER
SHOT OF YOUR MOM HERE BECAUSE

787
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:28,966
ANOTHER CO--- LET'S GET ANOTHER
SHOT OF YOUR MOM HERE BECAUSE
SHE'S WORTH IT.

788
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,901
SHOT OF YOUR MOM HERE BECAUSE
SHE'S WORTH IT.
ANOTHER CO-STAR HERE IS YOUR

789
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:31,368
SHE'S WORTH IT.
ANOTHER CO-STAR HERE IS YOUR
MOM.

790
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:32,603
ANOTHER CO-STAR HERE IS YOUR
MOM.
YOU'VE DONE COMMERCIALS

791
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,405
MOM.
YOU'VE DONE COMMERCIALS
TOGETHER, HOSTED A GAME SHOW

792
00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:34,672
YOU'VE DONE COMMERCIALS
TOGETHER, HOSTED A GAME SHOW
TOGETHER.

793
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,040
TOGETHER, HOSTED A GAME SHOW
TOGETHER.
DO YOU EVER WORRY THAT PEOPLE

794
00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:40,144
TOGETHER.
DO YOU EVER WORRY THAT PEOPLE
LIKE YOUR MOM MORE THAN YOU?

795
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:40,678
DO YOU EVER WORRY THAT PEOPLE
LIKE YOUR MOM MORE THAN YOU?
>> NO, I DON'T.

796
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,313
LIKE YOUR MOM MORE THAN YOU?
>> NO, I DON'T.
I WANT THEM TO LOVE HER MORE

797
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,281
>> NO, I DON'T.
I WANT THEM TO LOVE HER MORE
THAN THEY LOVE ME, BUT THE ISSUE

798
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:47,351
I WANT THEM TO LOVE HER MORE
THAN THEY LOVE ME, BUT THE ISSUE
WITH MY MOTHER IS MY MOTHER

799
00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:49,053
THAN THEY LOVE ME, BUT THE ISSUE
WITH MY MOTHER IS MY MOTHER
THINKS SHE'S THE REAL STAR,

800
00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:49,520
WITH MY MOTHER IS MY MOTHER
THINKS SHE'S THE REAL STAR,
STEPHEN.

801
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:52,323
THINKS SHE'S THE REAL STAR,
STEPHEN.
IF YOU TALK TO MY MOM, IT'S HER

802
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:52,523
STEPHEN.
IF YOU TALK TO MY MOM, IT'S HER
SHOW.

803
00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:54,191
IF YOU TALK TO MY MOM, IT'S HER
SHOW.
>> Stephen: I'M JUST SAYING,

804
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,760
SHOW.
>> Stephen: I'M JUST SAYING,
SHE'S GOT A CERTAIN SOMETHING

805
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:56,994
>> Stephen: I'M JUST SAYING,
SHE'S GOT A CERTAIN SOMETHING
HERE.

806
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:57,228
SHE'S GOT A CERTAIN SOMETHING
HERE.
>> YES.

807
00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:58,028
HERE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I MEAN, IT'S HARD

808
00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:58,929
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I MEAN, IT'S HARD
TO BEAT MOMS.

809
00:24:58,931 --> 00:24:59,396
>> Stephen: I MEAN, IT'S HARD
TO BEAT MOMS.
>> IT IS.

810
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:00,164
TO BEAT MOMS.
>> IT IS.
IT IS.

811
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,065
>> IT IS.
IT IS.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

812
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,900
IT IS.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M IN A GREAT POSITION TO BE

813
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,603
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M IN A GREAT POSITION TO BE
ABLE TO ALLOW MY MOM TO LIVE OUT

814
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,438
I'M IN A GREAT POSITION TO BE
ABLE TO ALLOW MY MOM TO LIVE OUT
HER DREAMS BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT

815
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,507
ABLE TO ALLOW MY MOM TO LIVE OUT
HER DREAMS BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT
MY MOTHER ALWAYS WANTED TO DO AS

816
00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,108
HER DREAMS BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT
MY MOTHER ALWAYS WANTED TO DO AS
A KID GROWING UP.

817
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,344
MY MOTHER ALWAYS WANTED TO DO AS
A KID GROWING UP.
SHE WANTED TO BE A PERFORMER.

818
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:14,712
A KID GROWING UP.
SHE WANTED TO BE A PERFORMER.
SHE WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR.

819
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:15,446
SHE WANTED TO BE A PERFORMER.
SHE WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR.
>> Stephen: REALLY?

820
00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:19,950
SHE WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
YEAH, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, SHE

821
00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:20,618
>> Stephen: REALLY?
YEAH, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, SHE
HAS NO TALENT.

822
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,354
YEAH, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, SHE
HAS NO TALENT.
YOU KNOW, SHE PUT HER DREAMS ON

823
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:25,756
HAS NO TALENT.
YOU KNOW, SHE PUT HER DREAMS ON
HOLD OF BEING AN ACTOR TO RAISE

824
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,291
YOU KNOW, SHE PUT HER DREAMS ON
HOLD OF BEING AN ACTOR TO RAISE
AN ACTOR, NOT KNOWING SHE'S

825
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:27,858
HOLD OF BEING AN ACTOR TO RAISE
AN ACTOR, NOT KNOWING SHE'S
DOING THAT.

826
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,927
AN ACTOR, NOT KNOWING SHE'S
DOING THAT.
I DON'T THINK SHE PUT HER DREAMS

827
00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:32,329
DOING THAT.
I DON'T THINK SHE PUT HER DREAMS
ON HOLD ASEN A ACTOR BECAUSE,

828
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:34,198
I DON'T THINK SHE PUT HER DREAMS
ON HOLD ASEN A ACTOR BECAUSE,
LIKE I SAY, THERE'S REALLY NO

829
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,866
ON HOLD ASEN A ACTOR BECAUSE,
LIKE I SAY, THERE'S REALLY NO
TALENT THERE, SO SHE WAS KIND OF

830
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:36,934
LIKE I SAY, THERE'S REALLY NO
TALENT THERE, SO SHE WAS KIND OF
FORCED TO RAISE ME.

831
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,336
TALENT THERE, SO SHE WAS KIND OF
FORCED TO RAISE ME.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE THAT IN

832
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:39,603
FORCED TO RAISE ME.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE THAT IN
COMMON.

833
00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:41,539
>> Stephen: WE HAVE THAT IN
COMMON.
MY MOM WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS

834
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,207
COMMON.
MY MOM WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS
AND SHE PUT HER DREAMS ON HOLD

835
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,475
MY MOM WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS
AND SHE PUT HER DREAMS ON HOLD
TO RAISE ELEVEN CHILDREN AND I

836
00:25:44,477 --> 00:25:45,509
AND SHE PUT HER DREAMS ON HOLD
TO RAISE ELEVEN CHILDREN AND I
WAS THE LAST ONE.

837
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,211
TO RAISE ELEVEN CHILDREN AND I
WAS THE LAST ONE.
THE FIRST TIME I GOT MY HEAD

838
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,113
WAS THE LAST ONE.
THE FIRST TIME I GOT MY HEAD
SHOTS TAKEN WHEN I WAS A YOUNG

839
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,881
THE FIRST TIME I GOT MY HEAD
SHOTS TAKEN WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
ACTOR IN CHICAGO, I BROUGHT THEM

840
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:55,386
SHOTS TAKEN WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
ACTOR IN CHICAGO, I BROUGHT THEM
TO MY AGENT AND HE WAS GOING TO

841
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:58,389
ACTOR IN CHICAGO, I BROUGHT THEM
TO MY AGENT AND HE WAS GOING TO
THRTHROUGH THE CONTACT SHEET AND

842
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,658
TO MY AGENT AND HE WAS GOING TO
THRTHROUGH THE CONTACT SHEET AND
SAYS DO NOT SHOW THESE PHOTOS TO

843
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,459
THRTHROUGH THE CONTACT SHEET AND
SAYS DO NOT SHOW THESE PHOTOS TO
ANYONE BUT YOUR MOM BECAUSE

844
00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,328
SAYS DO NOT SHOW THESE PHOTOS TO
ANYONE BUT YOUR MOM BECAUSE
THEY'LL HIRE HER.

845
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:07,231
ANYONE BUT YOUR MOM BECAUSE
THEY'LL HIRE HER.
( LAUGHTER )

846
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,300
THEY'LL HIRE HER.
( LAUGHTER )
WE BOTH CHOSE PLAYED AGAINST

847
00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:11,201
( LAUGHTER )
WE BOTH CHOSE PLAYED AGAINST
BARACK OBAMA IN SPORTS.

848
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:12,937
WE BOTH CHOSE PLAYED AGAINST
BARACK OBAMA IN SPORTS.
YOU PLAYED HIM IN GOLF AND I

849
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:16,340
BARACK OBAMA IN SPORTS.
YOU PLAYED HIM IN GOLF AND I
PLAYED HIM IN WASTE PAPER

850
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:16,674
YOU PLAYED HIM IN GOLF AND I
PLAYED HIM IN WASTE PAPER
BASKETBALL.

851
00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:17,441
PLAYED HIM IN WASTE PAPER
BASKETBALL.
I SMOKED HIM.

852
00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:19,710
BASKETBALL.
I SMOKED HIM.
HOW DID YOU DO ON THE GOLF?

853
00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:21,612
I SMOKED HIM.
HOW DID YOU DO ON THE GOLF?
>> YEAH, YOU SMOKED HIS AS.

854
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:22,713
HOW DID YOU DO ON THE GOLF?
>> YEAH, YOU SMOKED HIS AS.
I SAW THAT.

855
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:23,514
>> YEAH, YOU SMOKED HIS AS.
I SAW THAT.
KUDOS TO YOU ON THAT.

856
00:26:23,516 --> 00:26:25,349
I SAW THAT.
KUDOS TO YOU ON THAT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I DO.

857
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:28,352
KUDOS TO YOU ON THAT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I DO.
WELL, WE PLAYED AT SHERWOOD

858
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:29,853
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I DO.
WELL, WE PLAYED AT SHERWOOD
COUNTRY CLUB LAST YEAR SOMETIME.

859
00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:30,854
WELL, WE PLAYED AT SHERWOOD
COUNTRY CLUB LAST YEAR SOMETIME.
>> Stephen: YEAH.

860
00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:31,722
COUNTRY CLUB LAST YEAR SOMETIME.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
AND HE CHOKED US.

861
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:34,325
>> Stephen: YEAH.
AND HE CHOKED US.
BUT IT WAS A GREAT FORCE.

862
00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:35,292
AND HE CHOKED US.
BUT IT WAS A GREAT FORCE.
>> Stephen: COMPETITIVE?

863
00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:37,461
BUT IT WAS A GREAT FORCE.
>> Stephen: COMPETITIVE?
YEAH, HE'S VERY COMPETITIVE.

864
00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:38,762
>> Stephen: COMPETITIVE?
YEAH, HE'S VERY COMPETITIVE.
TALKS A LOT OF TRASH, AS YOU

865
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:41,198
YEAH, HE'S VERY COMPETITIVE.
TALKS A LOT OF TRASH, AS YOU
KNOW, BUT MY FOURSOME WAS GREAT.

866
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,767
TALKS A LOT OF TRASH, AS YOU
KNOW, BUT MY FOURSOME WAS GREAT.
IT WAS CHRIS PAUL, MICHAEL

867
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:47,404
KNOW, BUT MY FOURSOME WAS GREAT.
IT WAS CHRIS PAUL, MICHAEL
PHELPS, MYSELF AND PRESIDENT

868
00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:48,606
IT WAS CHRIS PAUL, MICHAEL
PHELPS, MYSELF AND PRESIDENT
OBAMA.

869
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:52,643
PHELPS, MYSELF AND PRESIDENT
OBAMA.
HE TALKS A LOT OF TRASH.

870
00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:53,611
OBAMA.
HE TALKS A LOT OF TRASH.
FORTUNATELY FOR HIM, HE COULD

871
00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,145
HE TALKS A LOT OF TRASH.
FORTUNATELY FOR HIM, HE COULD
BACK IT UP ON THE GOLF COURSE.

872
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,614
FORTUNATELY FOR HIM, HE COULD
BACK IT UP ON THE GOLF COURSE.
HE TOOK OUR MONEY.

873
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:59,249
BACK IT UP ON THE GOLF COURSE.
HE TOOK OUR MONEY.
>> Stephen: REALLY, WAGERING

874
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:00,284
HE TOOK OUR MONEY.
>> Stephen: REALLY, WAGERING
WAS INVOLVED?

875
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:00,918
>> Stephen: REALLY, WAGERING
WAS INVOLVED?
>> THERE WAS WAGERING.

876
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,087
WAS INVOLVED?
>> THERE WAS WAGERING.
HE WAS OUT OF THE OFFICE AT THIS

877
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:06,390
>> THERE WAS WAGERING.
HE WAS OUT OF THE OFFICE AT THIS
TIME, SO HE GLADLY TOOK OUR

878
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:06,824
HE WAS OUT OF THE OFFICE AT THIS
TIME, SO HE GLADLY TOOK OUR
MONEY, YES.

879
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:09,560
TIME, SO HE GLADLY TOOK OUR
MONEY, YES.
I WAS, LIKE, YO, BARACK, ARE YOU

880
00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:11,862
MONEY, YES.
I WAS, LIKE, YO, BARACK, ARE YOU
REALLY GOING TO TAKE THIS MONEY?

881
00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:16,133
I WAS, LIKE, YO, BARACK, ARE YOU
REALLY GOING TO TAKE THIS MONEY?
HE SAID, I'M A CIVILIAN NOW,

882
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,869
REALLY GOING TO TAKE THIS MONEY?
HE SAID, I'M A CIVILIAN NOW,
MAN, YEAH, PAY UP.

883
00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:19,570
HE SAID, I'M A CIVILIAN NOW,
MAN, YEAH, PAY UP.
PAY ME.

884
00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,305
MAN, YEAH, PAY UP.
PAY ME.
YOU CAN'T REALLY TALK THE TRASH

885
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:24,141
PAY ME.
YOU CAN'T REALLY TALK THE TRASH
THAT YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM

886
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,943
YOU CAN'T REALLY TALK THE TRASH
THAT YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM
BECAUSE OF THE SECRET SERVICEMEN

887
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:28,345
THAT YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM
BECAUSE OF THE SECRET SERVICEMEN
AND SNIPERS UP IN TREES WITH

888
00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:29,980
BECAUSE OF THE SECRET SERVICEMEN
AND SNIPERS UP IN TREES WITH
ASSAULT RIFLES, SO YOU REALLY

889
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,181
AND SNIPERS UP IN TREES WITH
ASSAULT RIFLES, SO YOU REALLY
HAVE TO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY.

890
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:31,849
ASSAULT RIFLES, SO YOU REALLY
HAVE TO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY.
>> Stephen: SURE.

891
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,550
HAVE TO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY.
>> Stephen: SURE.
AND HE PLAYS UP TO THAT.

892
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,119
>> Stephen: SURE.
AND HE PLAYS UP TO THAT.
HE PLAYS THAT UP.

893
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:35,552
AND HE PLAYS UP TO THAT.
HE PLAYS THAT UP.
>> Stephen: SURE.

894
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,287
HE PLAYS THAT UP.
>> Stephen: SURE.
HE KNOWS YOU REALLY CAN'T DO

895
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,088
>> Stephen: SURE.
HE KNOWS YOU REALLY CAN'T DO
(  BLEEP  ) TO HIM.

896
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,223
HE KNOWS YOU REALLY CAN'T DO
(  BLEEP  ) TO HIM.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.

897
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,891
(  BLEEP  ) TO HIM.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE'S

898
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:41,158
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE'S
PROTECTED.

899
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,426
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE'S
PROTECTED.
>> Stephen: OR YOU WILL BE

900
00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:46,330
PROTECTED.
>> Stephen: OR YOU WILL BE
PLAYING THE NEXT ROUND AT GITMO.

901
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:46,630
>> Stephen: OR YOU WILL BE
PLAYING THE NEXT ROUND AT GITMO.
>> EXACTLY.

902
00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,666
PLAYING THE NEXT ROUND AT GITMO.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: ANTHONY, GREAT TO

903
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:49,633
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: ANTHONY, GREAT TO
SEE YOU AGAIN.

904
00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:51,435
>> Stephen: ANTHONY, GREAT TO
SEE YOU AGAIN.
GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR MOTHER.

905
00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:54,405
SEE YOU AGAIN.
GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR MOTHER.
I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING HER

906
00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:54,905
GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR MOTHER.
I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING HER
SOME DAY.

907
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:55,506
I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING HER
SOME DAY.
>> LOOK FORWARD TO THAT.

908
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:58,676
SOME DAY.
>> LOOK FORWARD TO THAT.
I PROM IS YOU THIS H WHENEVER

909
00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,678
>> LOOK FORWARD TO THAT.
I PROM IS YOU THIS H WHENEVER
I'M BOOKED ON YOUR SHOW IN

910
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,312
I PROM IS YOU THIS H WHENEVER
I'M BOOKED ON YOUR SHOW IN
NEW YORK I'M BRINGING MY MOTHER

911
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,515
I'M BOOKED ON YOUR SHOW IN
NEW YORK I'M BRINGING MY MOTHER
SO WE CAN HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO

912
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:04,782
NEW YORK I'M BRINGING MY MOTHER
SO WE CAN HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO
TOGETHER.

913
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:08,585
SO WE CAN HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO
TOGETHER.
>> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE

914
00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:08,786
TOGETHER.
>> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE
GREAT.

915
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,320
>> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE
GREAT.
DONE.

916
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:11,455
GREAT.
DONE.
"BLACK-ISH" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON

917
00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:12,122
DONE.
"BLACK-ISH" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON
ABC.

918
00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:12,690
"BLACK-ISH" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON
ABC.
ANTHONY ANDERSON, EVERYBODY

919
00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:13,390
ABC.
ANTHONY ANDERSON, EVERYBODY
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE

920
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:13,891
ANTHONY ANDERSON, EVERYBODY
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL

921
00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:16,026
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL
INSTITUTES OF HEALTH DR FRANCIS

922
00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:29,907
♪♪♪
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.

923
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:30,541
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
MY NEXT GUEST IS A PRESIDENTIAL

924
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,709
EVERYBODY.
MY NEXT GUEST IS A PRESIDENTIAL
MEDAL OF FREEDOM RECIPIENT AND

925
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:32,810
MY NEXT GUEST IS A PRESIDENTIAL
MEDAL OF FREEDOM RECIPIENT AND
THE DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL

926
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:33,343
MEDAL OF FREEDOM RECIPIENT AND
THE DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL
INSTITUTES OF HEALTH.

927
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,845
THE DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL
INSTITUTES OF HEALTH.
PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW,"

928
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:37,314
INSTITUTES OF HEALTH.
PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW,"
DR. FRANCIS COLLINS.

929
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:38,549
PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW,"
DR. FRANCIS COLLINS.
DR. COLLINS, GOOD TO SEE YOU

930
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:38,749
DR. FRANCIS COLLINS.
DR. COLLINS, GOOD TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.

931
00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:41,185
DR. COLLINS, GOOD TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.
>> GREAT TO SEE YOU, STEPHEN.

932
00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:42,319
AGAIN.
>> GREAT TO SEE YOU, STEPHEN.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

933
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:43,420
>> GREAT TO SEE YOU, STEPHEN.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO

934
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,422
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO
THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!

935
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:46,824
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO
THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!
>> Stephen: SO HAVE I.

936
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,492
THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!
>> Stephen: SO HAVE I.
PEOPLE AT HOME MAY HAVE

937
00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,427
>> Stephen: SO HAVE I.
PEOPLE AT HOME MAY HAVE
REMEMBERED FROM OUR PREVIOUS

938
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,696
PEOPLE AT HOME MAY HAVE
REMEMBERED FROM OUR PREVIOUS
INTERVIEWS, I'VE GOT A SOFT SPOT

939
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,098
REMEMBERED FROM OUR PREVIOUS
INTERVIEWS, I'VE GOT A SOFT SPOT
FOR PEOPLE AT THE N.I.H.

940
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,966
INTERVIEWS, I'VE GOT A SOFT SPOT
FOR PEOPLE AT THE N.I.H.
THAT'S WHERE MY DAD WORKED WHEN

941
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,501
FOR PEOPLE AT THE N.I.H.
THAT'S WHERE MY DAD WORKED WHEN
I WAS BORN IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

942
00:28:57,503 --> 00:29:00,504
THAT'S WHERE MY DAD WORKED WHEN
I WAS BORN IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
HE WORKED UNDER FAUCI'S OFFICE

943
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:05,809
I WAS BORN IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
HE WORKED UNDER FAUCI'S OFFICE
THERE AT NIAD.

944
00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:06,510
HE WORKED UNDER FAUCI'S OFFICE
THERE AT NIAD.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.

945
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:07,578
THERE AT NIAD.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
WE'RE ALL CONNECTED.

946
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,613
>> THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
WE'RE ALL CONNECTED.
>> Stephen: WE ANNOUNCED WE'RE

947
00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:12,483
WE'RE ALL CONNECTED.
>> Stephen: WE ANNOUNCED WE'RE
GOING TO BE BACK IN THE ED

948
00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:15,652
>> Stephen: WE ANNOUNCED WE'RE
GOING TO BE BACK IN THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER IN THREE WEEKS.

949
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:22,893
GOING TO BE BACK IN THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER IN THREE WEEKS.
AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE N.I.H.

950
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:25,629
SULLIVAN THEATER IN THREE WEEKS.
AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE N.I.H.
DURING THE PANDEMIC, WHAT'S IT

951
00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:27,698
AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE N.I.H.
DURING THE PANDEMIC, WHAT'S IT
LIKE TO BE BACK INTO REGULAR

952
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:29,299
DURING THE PANDEMIC, WHAT'S IT
LIKE TO BE BACK INTO REGULAR
LIFE?

953
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,067
LIKE TO BE BACK INTO REGULAR
LIFE?
>> IT'S WONDERFUL.

954
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:31,635
LIFE?
>> IT'S WONDERFUL.
WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP IN THREE

955
00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:34,271
>> IT'S WONDERFUL.
WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP IN THREE
WEEKS ARE YOU ASKING PEOPLE TO

956
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,240
WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP IN THREE
WEEKS ARE YOU ASKING PEOPLE TO
SHOW THEIR VACCINATION STATUS

957
00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:37,107
WEEKS ARE YOU ASKING PEOPLE TO
SHOW THEIR VACCINATION STATUS
BEFORE THEY COME IN.

958
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,675
SHOW THEIR VACCINATION STATUS
BEFORE THEY COME IN.
>> Stephen: YES.

959
00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:40,511
BEFORE THEY COME IN.
>> Stephen: YES.
IF YOU'RE FULLY VACCINATED, YOU

960
00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:42,813
>> Stephen: YES.
IF YOU'RE FULLY VACCINATED, YOU
CAN COME INTO A FULL CAPACITY

961
00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:43,280
IF YOU'RE FULLY VACCINATED, YOU
CAN COME INTO A FULL CAPACITY
AUDIENCE.

962
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:43,947
CAN COME INTO A FULL CAPACITY
AUDIENCE.
>> THAT'S A WONDERFUL EXAMPLE OF

963
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,382
AUDIENCE.
>> THAT'S A WONDERFUL EXAMPLE OF
THE KINDS OF THINGS YOU CAN DO.

964
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:51,155
>> THAT'S A WONDERFUL EXAMPLE OF
THE KINDS OF THINGS YOU CAN DO.
MY WIFE WENT TO A NATS BASEBALL

965
00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:51,522
THE KINDS OF THINGS YOU CAN DO.
MY WIFE WENT TO A NATS BASEBALL
GAME YESTERDAY.

966
00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:53,757
MY WIFE WENT TO A NATS BASEBALL
GAME YESTERDAY.
I WAS TOO BUSY, BUT NEXT TIME.

967
00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:55,526
GAME YESTERDAY.
I WAS TOO BUSY, BUT NEXT TIME.
WE'VE HAD PEOPLE COME TO THE

968
00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:58,829
I WAS TOO BUSY, BUT NEXT TIME.
WE'VE HAD PEOPLE COME TO THE
HOUSE FOR DINNER AND TAKE OFF

969
00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:02,833
WE'VE HAD PEOPLE COME TO THE
HOUSE FOR DINNER AND TAKE OFF
THEIR MASKS BECAUSE THEY'RE

970
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:03,667
HOUSE FOR DINNER AND TAKE OFF
THEIR MASKS BECAUSE THEY'RE
IMMUNIZED.

971
00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:04,768
THEIR MASKS BECAUSE THEY'RE
IMMUNIZED.
WE BREAK BREAD, HUG EACH OTHER

972
00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,837
IMMUNIZED.
WE BREAK BREAD, HUG EACH OTHER
AT THE END OF THE EVENING.

973
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,672
WE BREAK BREAD, HUG EACH OTHER
AT THE END OF THE EVENING.
I'VE MISSED THAT SO MUCH.

974
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:11,341
AT THE END OF THE EVENING.
I'VE MISSED THAT SO MUCH.
NEALY HALF OF AMERICANS THE

975
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,510
I'VE MISSED THAT SO MUCH.
NEALY HALF OF AMERICANS THE
C.D.C. TELLS US HAVE RECEIVED AT

976
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:14,611
NEALY HALF OF AMERICANS THE
C.D.C. TELLS US HAVE RECEIVED AT
LEAST ONE SHOT.

977
00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,046
C.D.C. TELLS US HAVE RECEIVED AT
LEAST ONE SHOT.
BUT VACCINATION RATES ARE

978
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,314
LEAST ONE SHOT.
BUT VACCINATION RATES ARE
DIFFERING WIDELY BY LOCATION.

979
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,482
BUT VACCINATION RATES ARE
DIFFERING WIDELY BY LOCATION.
DO YOU THINK THERE'S A CHANCE

980
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:21,885
DIFFERING WIDELY BY LOCATION.
DO YOU THINK THERE'S A CHANCE
THAT WE WILL EVENTUALLY REACH A

981
00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:22,920
DO YOU THINK THERE'S A CHANCE
THAT WE WILL EVENTUALLY REACH A
HERD IMMUNITY?

982
00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,288
THAT WE WILL EVENTUALLY REACH A
HERD IMMUNITY?
>> IT'S A TRICKY CONCEPT THIS

983
00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:25,489
HERD IMMUNITY?
>> IT'S A TRICKY CONCEPT THIS
HERD IMMUNITY THING.

984
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:28,525
>> IT'S A TRICKY CONCEPT THIS
HERD IMMUNITY THING.
SOME PEOPLE THINK, OH, IT'S THIS

985
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:29,860
HERD IMMUNITY THING.
SOME PEOPLE THINK, OH, IT'S THIS
BRIGHT LINE AND YOU WILL GET TO

986
00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:32,496
SOME PEOPLE THINK, OH, IT'S THIS
BRIGHT LINE AND YOU WILL GET TO
IT AND STEP OVERIT AND SAY WE'RE

987
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,331
BRIGHT LINE AND YOU WILL GET TO
IT AND STEP OVERIT AND SAY WE'RE
DONE WITH THAT, BUT CONSIDER OUR

988
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,933
IT AND STEP OVERIT AND SAY WE'RE
DONE WITH THAT, BUT CONSIDER OUR
COUNTRY IS SO DIVERSE AND YOU

989
00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:37,534
DONE WITH THAT, BUT CONSIDER OUR
COUNTRY IS SO DIVERSE AND YOU
JUST ALLUDED TO THAT IN TERMS OF

990
00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:37,935
COUNTRY IS SO DIVERSE AND YOU
JUST ALLUDED TO THAT IN TERMS OF
VACCINATION RATES.

991
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:42,506
JUST ALLUDED TO THAT IN TERMS OF
VACCINATION RATES.
YOU NEED TO GET 70%, MAYBE 85%

992
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:43,907
VACCINATION RATES.
YOU NEED TO GET 70%, MAYBE 85%
OF PEOPLE IMMUNE BEFORE THE

993
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:45,742
YOU NEED TO GET 70%, MAYBE 85%
OF PEOPLE IMMUNE BEFORE THE
VIRUS LOSES ITS GRIP ON US, AND

994
00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:47,711
OF PEOPLE IMMUNE BEFORE THE
VIRUS LOSES ITS GRIP ON US, AND
YOU CAN IMAGINE IT MIGHT NOT BE

995
00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:50,147
VIRUS LOSES ITS GRIP ON US, AND
YOU CAN IMAGINE IT MIGHT NOT BE
TOO FAR OFF FOR SOME OF THE

996
00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:51,582
YOU CAN IMAGINE IT MIGHT NOT BE
TOO FAR OFF FOR SOME OF THE
PLACES THAT REALLY HAVE THE

997
00:30:51,584 --> 00:30:52,883
TOO FAR OFF FOR SOME OF THE
PLACES THAT REALLY HAVE THE
VACCINATIONS GOING UP QUICKLY IN

998
00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:54,351
PLACES THAT REALLY HAVE THE
VACCINATIONS GOING UP QUICKLY IN
THE NORTHEAST FOR INSTANCE, AND

999
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,854
VACCINATIONS GOING UP QUICKLY IN
THE NORTHEAST FOR INSTANCE, AND
OTHER PLACES LAGGING BEHIND,

1000
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,188
THE NORTHEAST FOR INSTANCE, AND
OTHER PLACES LAGGING BEHIND,
THEY MAY NOT BE IN THAT SPACE,

1001
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,090
OTHER PLACES LAGGING BEHIND,
THEY MAY NOT BE IN THAT SPACE,
AND THAT WORRIES ME THAT COME

1002
00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:02,159
THEY MAY NOT BE IN THAT SPACE,
AND THAT WORRIES ME THAT COME
THE FALL, WE MAY HAVE MORE

1003
00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:04,595
AND THAT WORRIES ME THAT COME
THE FALL, WE MAY HAVE MORE
OUTBREAKS AND HOT SPOTS IN

1004
00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:06,230
THE FALL, WE MAY HAVE MORE
OUTBREAKS AND HOT SPOTS IN
PLACES THAT DIDN'T TAKE

1005
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,465
OUTBREAKS AND HOT SPOTS IN
PLACES THAT DIDN'T TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT TO GET

1006
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:08,732
PLACES THAT DIDN'T TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT TO GET
IMMUNIZED.

1007
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:10,901
ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT TO GET
IMMUNIZED.
THIS IS A DIVIDEND WE SHOULD ALL

1008
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:11,134
IMMUNIZED.
THIS IS A DIVIDEND WE SHOULD ALL
EMBRACE.

1009
00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,069
THIS IS A DIVIDEND WE SHOULD ALL
EMBRACE.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE

1010
00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:13,203
EMBRACE.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE
COMMUNITIES THAT'S BEEN

1011
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,772
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE
COMMUNITIES THAT'S BEEN
RESISTANT TO A CERTAIN EXTENT IS

1012
00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:17,241
COMMUNITIES THAT'S BEEN
RESISTANT TO A CERTAIN EXTENT IS
THE EVANGELICAL COMMUNITY

1013
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,508
RESISTANT TO A CERTAIN EXTENT IS
THE EVANGELICAL COMMUNITY
ESPECIALLY IN THE SOUTH OF THE

1014
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:19,543
THE EVANGELICAL COMMUNITY
ESPECIALLY IN THE SOUTH OF THE
UNITED STATES.

1015
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,112
ESPECIALLY IN THE SOUTH OF THE
UNITED STATES.
YOU'RE A MAN OF SCIENCE AND A

1016
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:22,846
UNITED STATES.
YOU'RE A MAN OF SCIENCE AND A
PLAN OF FAITH.

1017
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:25,515
YOU'RE A MAN OF SCIENCE AND A
PLAN OF FAITH.
WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO REACH OUT

1018
00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:27,718
PLAN OF FAITH.
WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO REACH OUT
TO THAT COMMUNITY AND WHAT DO

1019
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,020
WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO REACH OUT
TO THAT COMMUNITY AND WHAT DO
YOU SAY WHEN YOU DO?

1020
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:32,890
TO THAT COMMUNITY AND WHAT DO
YOU SAY WHEN YOU DO?
>> I AM AN EVANGELICAL

1021
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,291
YOU SAY WHEN YOU DO?
>> I AM AN EVANGELICAL
CHRISTIAN, THAT MAY SURPRISE

1022
00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:35,092
>> I AM AN EVANGELICAL
CHRISTIAN, THAT MAY SURPRISE
PEOPLE THE DIRECTOR TO HAVE THE

1023
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:36,593
CHRISTIAN, THAT MAY SURPRISE
PEOPLE THE DIRECTOR TO HAVE THE
N.I.H. HAS THIS PERSPECTIVE, BUT

1024
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,462
PEOPLE THE DIRECTOR TO HAVE THE
N.I.H. HAS THIS PERSPECTIVE, BUT
I DO AND IT'S A CENTRAL PART OF

1025
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:40,430
N.I.H. HAS THIS PERSPECTIVE, BUT
I DO AND IT'S A CENTRAL PART OF
WHO I AM AND WHAT I BELIEVE.

1026
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,833
I DO AND IT'S A CENTRAL PART OF
WHO I AM AND WHAT I BELIEVE.
SO I HAVE DONE A LITTLE

1027
00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:43,100
WHO I AM AND WHAT I BELIEVE.
SO I HAVE DONE A LITTLE
LISTENING.

1028
00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,801
SO I HAVE DONE A LITTLE
LISTENING.
EVERY PERSON WHO MAY HAVE A

1029
00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:47,437
LISTENING.
EVERY PERSON WHO MAY HAVE A
DIFFERENT REASON FOR IT, THERE'S

1030
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,773
EVERY PERSON WHO MAY HAVE A
DIFFERENT REASON FOR IT, THERE'S
CERTAINLY A CONCERN AS WERE THE

1031
00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:50,841
DIFFERENT REASON FOR IT, THERE'S
CERTAINLY A CONCERN AS WERE THE
VACCINES RUSHED.

1032
00:31:50,843 --> 00:31:52,910
CERTAINLY A CONCERN AS WERE THE
VACCINES RUSHED.
AS SOMEONE WHO LIVED THIS EVERY

1033
00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:54,578
VACCINES RUSHED.
AS SOMEONE WHO LIVED THIS EVERY
DAY, THEY WERE DONE WITH EXTREME

1034
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:58,081
AS SOMEONE WHO LIVED THIS EVERY
DAY, THEY WERE DONE WITH EXTREME
CARE AND WHAT WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT

1035
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,516
DAY, THEY WERE DONE WITH EXTREME
CARE AND WHAT WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT
THEIR SAFETY AND EFFECTIVENESS

1036
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:02,819
CARE AND WHAT WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT
THEIR SAFETY AND EFFECTIVENESS
IS AS GOOD AS WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT

1037
00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:05,555
THEIR SAFETY AND EFFECTIVENESS
IS AS GOOD AS WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT
ANY VACCINE.

1038
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,991
IS AS GOOD AS WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT
ANY VACCINE.
THERE'S IDEAS IT MAY CAUSE INFER

1039
00:32:07,993 --> 00:32:10,827
ANY VACCINE.
THERE'S IDEAS IT MAY CAUSE INFER
TILTS, BUT THERE'S NO EVIDENCE

1040
00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:12,362
THERE'S IDEAS IT MAY CAUSE INFER
TILTS, BUT THERE'S NO EVIDENCE
OF THAT.

1041
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:14,765
TILTS, BUT THERE'S NO EVIDENCE
OF THAT.
THERE'S ALSO AN IDEA AMONG

1042
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:17,167
OF THAT.
THERE'S ALSO AN IDEA AMONG
BELIEVERS THAT I'VE PRAYED AND

1043
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:18,068
THERE'S ALSO AN IDEA AMONG
BELIEVERS THAT I'VE PRAYED AND
GOD PROTECTED ME.

1044
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,137
BELIEVERS THAT I'VE PRAYED AND
GOD PROTECTED ME.
IF I ROLL UP MY SLEEVE, DOES

1045
00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:23,974
GOD PROTECTED ME.
IF I ROLL UP MY SLEEVE, DOES
THAT MEAN I DIDN'T TRUST GOD TO

1046
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,542
IF I ROLL UP MY SLEEVE, DOES
THAT MEAN I DIDN'T TRUST GOD TO
TAKE CARE OF MANY E?

1047
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,377
THAT MEAN I DIDN'T TRUST GOD TO
TAKE CARE OF MANY E?
I THINK THAT'S STRAIGHTFORWARD

1048
00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:31,682
TAKE CARE OF MANY E?
I THINK THAT'S STRAIGHTFORWARD
TO THINK THROUGH AS YOU PUT IT

1049
00:32:31,684 --> 00:32:34,084
I THINK THAT'S STRAIGHTFORWARD
TO THINK THROUGH AS YOU PUT IT
ON THE TABLE, DOES GOD ONLY

1050
00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:36,019
TO THINK THROUGH AS YOU PUT IT
ON THE TABLE, DOES GOD ONLY
ANSWER PRAYERS THROUGH

1051
00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:37,321
ON THE TABLE, DOES GOD ONLY
ANSWER PRAYERS THROUGH
SUPERNATURAL INTERVENTION?

1052
00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:39,089
ANSWER PRAYERS THROUGH
SUPERNATURAL INTERVENTION?
HE ANSWERS A LOT OF PRAYERS BY

1053
00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:41,191
SUPERNATURAL INTERVENTION?
HE ANSWERS A LOT OF PRAYERS BY
PEOPLE OR TAKING CAREFUL STEPS

1054
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:41,625
HE ANSWERS A LOT OF PRAYERS BY
PEOPLE OR TAKING CAREFUL STEPS
FORWARD.

1055
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,061
PEOPLE OR TAKING CAREFUL STEPS
FORWARD.
YOU PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT THOUGH

1056
00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:47,864
FORWARD.
YOU PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT THOUGH
YOU'RE ASKING GOD NOT TO LET YOU

1057
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:48,966
YOU PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT THOUGH
YOU'RE ASKING GOD NOT TO LET YOU
DIE IN A WRECK THAT DAY.

1058
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,834
YOU'RE ASKING GOD NOT TO LET YOU
DIE IN A WRECK THAT DAY.
YOU PUT YOUR CHILD IN A LIFE

1059
00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:53,270
DIE IN A WRECK THAT DAY.
YOU PUT YOUR CHILD IN A LIFE
VEST EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE PRAYING

1060
00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:53,670
YOU PUT YOUR CHILD IN A LIFE
VEST EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE PRAYING
THEY WON'T DROWN.

1061
00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,539
VEST EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE PRAYING
THEY WON'T DROWN.
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING ONE

1062
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,274
THEY WON'T DROWN.
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING ONE
DOES TO BASICALLY PROVIDE THAT

1063
00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:58,842
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING ONE
DOES TO BASICALLY PROVIDE THAT
KIND OF PROTECTION.

1064
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,510
DOES TO BASICALLY PROVIDE THAT
KIND OF PROTECTION.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN PRAYING

1065
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:01,445
KIND OF PROTECTION.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN PRAYING
PROTECTION AGAINST COVID 19

1066
00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:02,846
IF YOU HAVE BEEN PRAYING
PROTECTION AGAINST COVID 19
SAYING, GOD, WHERE'S THE ANSWER,

1067
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,315
PROTECTION AGAINST COVID 19
SAYING, GOD, WHERE'S THE ANSWER,
MAYBE IT'S THE VACCINES, MAYBE

1068
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,383
SAYING, GOD, WHERE'S THE ANSWER,
MAYBE IT'S THE VACCINES, MAYBE
GOD HAS WORKED THROUGH SCIENCE,

1069
00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:07,951
MAYBE IT'S THE VACCINES, MAYBE
GOD HAS WORKED THROUGH SCIENCE,
WHICH I THINK FAITH AND SCIENCE

1070
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:10,120
GOD HAS WORKED THROUGH SCIENCE,
WHICH I THINK FAITH AND SCIENCE
ARE ENTIRELY COMPATIBLE, TO

1071
00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,422
WHICH I THINK FAITH AND SCIENCE
ARE ENTIRELY COMPATIBLE, TO
PROVIDE US WITH THIS KIND OF AN

1072
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:13,056
ARE ENTIRELY COMPATIBLE, TO
PROVIDE US WITH THIS KIND OF AN
ANSWER, IT'S A GIFT.

1073
00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:14,825
PROVIDE US WITH THIS KIND OF AN
ANSWER, IT'S A GIFT.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO UNWRAP THE

1074
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,928
ANSWER, IT'S A GIFT.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO UNWRAP THE
GIFT, AND THAT MEANS ROLL UP

1075
00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:18,295
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO UNWRAP THE
GIFT, AND THAT MEANS ROLL UP
YOUR SLEEVE.

1076
00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,463
GIFT, AND THAT MEANS ROLL UP
YOUR SLEEVE.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU ALWAYS

1077
00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:21,164
YOUR SLEEVE.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU ALWAYS
THOUGHT THAT FAITH AND SCIENCE

1078
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:21,865
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU ALWAYS
THOUGHT THAT FAITH AND SCIENCE
ARE COMPATIBLE?

1079
00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:22,299
THOUGHT THAT FAITH AND SCIENCE
ARE COMPATIBLE?
>> OH, NO.

1080
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:25,635
ARE COMPATIBLE?
>> OH, NO.
I WAS AN ATHEIST IN GRADUATE

1081
00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:27,904
>> OH, NO.
I WAS AN ATHEIST IN GRADUATE
SCHOOL STUDYING QUANTUM

1082
00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:28,872
I WAS AN ATHEIST IN GRADUATE
SCHOOL STUDYING QUANTUM
MECHANICS, LOVING THOSE

1083
00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:30,340
SCHOOL STUDYING QUANTUM
MECHANICS, LOVING THOSE
EQUATIONS, NOT HAVING MUCH USE

1084
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,775
MECHANICS, LOVING THOSE
EQUATIONS, NOT HAVING MUCH USE
FOR ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THAT.

1085
00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:34,478
EQUATIONS, NOT HAVING MUCH USE
FOR ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THAT.
DOESN'T REALLY OCCUR TO ME WHY

1086
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,579
FOR ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THAT.
DOESN'T REALLY OCCUR TO ME WHY
THEY'D WORK.

1087
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:37,481
DOESN'T REALLY OCCUR TO ME WHY
THEY'D WORK.
I WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL,

1088
00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:38,849
THEY'D WORK.
I WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL,
STEPHEN, AND SAT AT THE BEDSIDE

1089
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:40,183
I WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL,
STEPHEN, AND SAT AT THE BEDSIDE
OF PEOPLE APPROACHING THE END OF

1090
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,285
STEPHEN, AND SAT AT THE BEDSIDE
OF PEOPLE APPROACHING THE END OF
THEIR LIVES AND I REALIZED OUR

1091
00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:43,053
OF PEOPLE APPROACHING THE END OF
THEIR LIVES AND I REALIZED OUR
MEDICINE WASN'T HELPING THEM

1092
00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:45,489
THEIR LIVES AND I REALIZED OUR
MEDICINE WASN'T HELPING THEM
THAT MUCH, AND I SAW THE PEOPLE

1093
00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:47,290
MEDICINE WASN'T HELPING THEM
THAT MUCH, AND I SAW THE PEOPLE
WHO DEFENDED ON -- DEPENDED ON

1094
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:48,725
THAT MUCH, AND I SAW THE PEOPLE
WHO DEFENDED ON -- DEPENDED ON
THEIR FAITH AND IT PUZZLED ME.

1095
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:51,495
WHO DEFENDED ON -- DEPENDED ON
THEIR FAITH AND IT PUZZLED ME.
ONE OF MY PATIENTS ASKED ME ONE

1096
00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:52,095
THEIR FAITH AND IT PUZZLED ME.
ONE OF MY PATIENTS ASKED ME ONE
AFTERNOON, DOCTOR, YOU KNOW, I

1097
00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:54,464
ONE OF MY PATIENTS ASKED ME ONE
AFTERNOON, DOCTOR, YOU KNOW, I
HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT MY

1098
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:54,664
AFTERNOON, DOCTOR, YOU KNOW, I
HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT MY
FAITH.

1099
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:55,132
HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT MY
FAITH.
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?

1100
00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:57,734
FAITH.
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?
I HAD NO ANSWER.

1101
00:33:57,736 --> 00:34:00,504
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?
I HAD NO ANSWER.
IT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLY

1102
00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:01,138
I HAD NO ANSWER.
IT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLY
PENETRATING, IMPORTANT QUESTION

1103
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,540
IT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLY
PENETRATING, IMPORTANT QUESTION
ANYONE HAD EVER ASKED ME, AND

1104
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,876
PENETRATING, IMPORTANT QUESTION
ANYONE HAD EVER ASKED ME, AND
MAYBE WILL EVER ASK ANY OF YOU,

1105
00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:06,510
ANYONE HAD EVER ASKED ME, AND
MAYBE WILL EVER ASK ANY OF YOU,
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?

1106
00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:08,779
MAYBE WILL EVER ASK ANY OF YOU,
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?
I REALIZED I BETTER DO SOME WORK

1107
00:34:08,781 --> 00:34:10,280
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?
I REALIZED I BETTER DO SOME WORK
HERE BECAUSE I REALLY DIDN'T

1108
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,349
I REALIZED I BETTER DO SOME WORK
HERE BECAUSE I REALLY DIDN'T
HAVE ANY KIND OF SENSE ABOUT WHY

1109
00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,651
HERE BECAUSE I REALLY DIDN'T
HAVE ANY KIND OF SENSE ABOUT WHY
BELIEVERS BELIEVE OR WHY

1110
00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:16,086
HAVE ANY KIND OF SENSE ABOUT WHY
BELIEVERS BELIEVE OR WHY
ATHEISTS ARE ATHEISTS.

1111
00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:18,455
BELIEVERS BELIEVE OR WHY
ATHEISTS ARE ATHEISTS.
I HAD SORT OF MIGRATED IN THE

1112
00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:19,990
ATHEISTS ARE ATHEISTS.
I HAD SORT OF MIGRATED IN THE
DIRECTION OF ATHEISM BECAUSE IT

1113
00:34:19,992 --> 00:34:21,191
I HAD SORT OF MIGRATED IN THE
DIRECTION OF ATHEISM BECAUSE IT
WAS SORT OF CONVENIENT.

1114
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:24,961
DIRECTION OF ATHEISM BECAUSE IT
WAS SORT OF CONVENIENT.
ER AND WHEN I BEGAN TO SURVEY

1115
00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:26,663
WAS SORT OF CONVENIENT.
ER AND WHEN I BEGAN TO SURVEY
THE EVIDENCE FOR FAITH, IT BLEW

1116
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,698
ER AND WHEN I BEGAN TO SURVEY
THE EVIDENCE FOR FAITH, IT BLEW
ME AWAY, THAT THERE WAS A LOT

1117
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,500
THE EVIDENCE FOR FAITH, IT BLEW
ME AWAY, THAT THERE WAS A LOT
MORE GOING FOR BEING A BELIEVER

1118
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:33,837
ME AWAY, THAT THERE WAS A LOT
MORE GOING FOR BEING A BELIEVER
IN GOD THAN AN ATHEIST JUST ON

1119
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:34,704
MORE GOING FOR BEING A BELIEVER
IN GOD THAN AN ATHEIST JUST ON
POWERFUL RATIONAL GROUND.

1120
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:35,338
IN GOD THAN AN ATHEIST JUST ON
POWERFUL RATIONAL GROUND.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE CALLED

1121
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:37,441
POWERFUL RATIONAL GROUND.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE CALLED
SCIENCE A FORM OF WORSHIP.

1122
00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,842
>> Stephen: YOU'VE CALLED
SCIENCE A FORM OF WORSHIP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

1123
00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:40,310
SCIENCE A FORM OF WORSHIP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
>> WELL, OKAY, CONSIDER THAT

1124
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,279
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
>> WELL, OKAY, CONSIDER THAT
NATURE IS ALSO A GIFT FROM THE

1125
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,547
>> WELL, OKAY, CONSIDER THAT
NATURE IS ALSO A GIFT FROM THE
CREATOR, THAT WE AS SCIENTISTS

1126
00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:45,015
NATURE IS ALSO A GIFT FROM THE
CREATOR, THAT WE AS SCIENTISTS
HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE

1127
00:34:45,017 --> 00:34:47,551
CREATOR, THAT WE AS SCIENTISTS
HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE
NATURE AND SEE HOW IT WORKS,

1128
00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:48,251
HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE
NATURE AND SEE HOW IT WORKS,
USING THE INTELLIGENCE THAT WE

1129
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,187
NATURE AND SEE HOW IT WORKS,
USING THE INTELLIGENCE THAT WE
HAVE BEEN GIVEN THROUGH THIS

1130
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:51,755
USING THE INTELLIGENCE THAT WE
HAVE BEEN GIVEN THROUGH THIS
AMAZING PROCESS OF HUMAN AT THIS

1131
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,924
HAVE BEEN GIVEN THROUGH THIS
AMAZING PROCESS OF HUMAN AT THIS
ARRIVING ON THE PLANET, TH('á

1132
00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:55,525
AMAZING PROCESS OF HUMAN AT THIS
ARRIVING ON THE PLANET, TH('á
EVOLUTION, BY THE WAY, LET'S BE

1133
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:56,993
ARRIVING ON THE PLANET, TH('á
EVOLUTION, BY THE WAY, LET'S BE
CLEAR ABOUT THAT, THAT WAS GOD'S

1134
00:34:56,995 --> 00:34:57,527
EVOLUTION, BY THE WAY, LET'S BE
CLEAR ABOUT THAT, THAT WAS GOD'S
PLAN, TOO.

1135
00:34:57,529 --> 00:35:01,364
CLEAR ABOUT THAT, THAT WAS GOD'S
PLAN, TOO.
SO SCIENCE IS THEN BASICALLY OUR

1136
00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:02,799
PLAN, TOO.
SO SCIENCE IS THEN BASICALLY OUR
OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE GOD'S

1137
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,101
SO SCIENCE IS THEN BASICALLY OUR
OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE GOD'S
CREATION AND TO MARVEL AT IT AND

1138
00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:05,502
OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE GOD'S
CREATION AND TO MARVEL AT IT AND
TO BE IN AWE.

1139
00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:08,972
CREATION AND TO MARVEL AT IT AND
TO BE IN AWE.
WHEN I'M A SCIENTIST AND I

1140
00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:09,940
TO BE IN AWE.
WHEN I'M A SCIENTIST AND I
DISCOVER SOMETHING NOBODY KNEW

1141
00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:12,342
WHEN I'M A SCIENTIST AND I
DISCOVER SOMETHING NOBODY KNEW
BEFORE, THAT'S LIKE THIS RUSH OF

1142
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:14,044
DISCOVER SOMETHING NOBODY KNEW
BEFORE, THAT'S LIKE THIS RUSH OF
EXCITEMENT, BUT IT'S ALSO A

1143
00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:16,213
BEFORE, THAT'S LIKE THIS RUSH OF
EXCITEMENT, BUT IT'S ALSO A
MOMENT OF WORSHIP, LIKE, OH, GOD

1144
00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:18,048
EXCITEMENT, BUT IT'S ALSO A
MOMENT OF WORSHIP, LIKE, OH, GOD
KNEW THAT, AND NOW HE'S GIVEN

1145
00:35:18,050 --> 00:35:20,350
MOMENT OF WORSHIP, LIKE, OH, GOD
KNEW THAT, AND NOW HE'S GIVEN
ALL OF US A CHANCE TO BEGIN TO

1146
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:20,884
KNEW THAT, AND NOW HE'S GIVEN
ALL OF US A CHANCE TO BEGIN TO
LEARN IT, TOO.

1147
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:23,453
ALL OF US A CHANCE TO BEGIN TO
LEARN IT, TOO.
AND IF THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'S

1148
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,354
LEARN IT, TOO.
AND IF THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'S
EVEN GOING TO ALLEVIATE

1149
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:25,755
AND IF THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'S
EVEN GOING TO ALLEVIATE
SOMEBODY'S SUFFERING, THEN I AM

1150
00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:27,157
EVEN GOING TO ALLEVIATE
SOMEBODY'S SUFFERING, THEN I AM
TRULY BLESSED TO BE ABLE TO BE A

1151
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:30,527
SOMEBODY'S SUFFERING, THEN I AM
TRULY BLESSED TO BE ABLE TO BE A
PART OF THAT, SO THE LAB CAN BE

1152
00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,762
TRULY BLESSED TO BE ABLE TO BE A
PART OF THAT, SO THE LAB CAN BE
AS MUCH A PLACE OF WORSHIP AS A

1153
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:33,029
PART OF THAT, SO THE LAB CAN BE
AS MUCH A PLACE OF WORSHIP AS A
CATHEDRAL.

1154
00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:33,730
AS MUCH A PLACE OF WORSHIP AS A
CATHEDRAL.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A

1155
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,432
CATHEDRAL.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT

1156
00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:38,835
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH DR. FRANCIS COLLINS.

1157
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:42,405
QUICK BREAK BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH DR. FRANCIS COLLINS.
♪♪♪

1158
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:47,477
I

1159
00:35:49,347 --> 00:35:59,623
♪♪♪
SNOOP

1160
00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:09,933
>> INTRODUCING OUR NEW CHARACTER
BLIPY THE PENGUIN WHO LOOKS AT
PILES OF CRAP AND FINDS A KERNEL

1161
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:10,567
BLIPY THE PENGUIN WHO LOOKS AT
PILES OF CRAP AND FINDS A KERNEL
OF TRUTH.

1162
00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:11,701
PILES OF CRAP AND FINDS A KERNEL
OF TRUTH.
GO GET 'EM BLIPY.

1163
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,570
OF TRUTH.
GO GET 'EM BLIPY.
>> I THINK ANY RATIONAL JEWISH

1164
00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:14,771
GO GET 'EM BLIPY.
>> I THINK ANY RATIONAL JEWISH
PERSON DIDN'T LIKE WHAT HAPPENED

1165
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,973
>> I THINK ANY RATIONAL JEWISH
PERSON DIDN'T LIKE WHAT HAPPENED
IN NAZI GERMANY AND ANY RATIONAL

1166
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,208
PERSON DIDN'T LIKE WHAT HAPPENED
IN NAZI GERMANY AND ANY RATIONAL
JEWISH PERSON DOESN'T LIKE

1167
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,243
IN NAZI GERMANY AND ANY RATIONAL
JEWISH PERSON DOESN'T LIKE
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH

1168
00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:23,313
JEWISH PERSON DOESN'T LIKE
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH
OVERBEARING MASK MANDATES AND

1169
00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:24,381
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH
OVERBEARING MASK MANDATES AND
OVERBEARING VACCINE POLICY.

1170
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,550
OVERBEARING MASK MANDATES AND
OVERBEARING VACCINE POLICY.
>> SHE'S RIGHT, THE HOLOCAUST

1171
00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:27,150
OVERBEARING VACCINE POLICY.
>> SHE'S RIGHT, THE HOLOCAUST
WAS OVERBEARING!

1172
00:36:27,152 --> 00:36:28,785
>> SHE'S RIGHT, THE HOLOCAUST
WAS OVERBEARING!
>> NICE GOING, BLIPY!

1173
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:31,855
WAS OVERBEARING!
>> NICE GOING, BLIPY!
DID SHE SAY RATIONAL JEWISH

1174
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:32,088
>> NICE GOING, BLIPY!
DID SHE SAY RATIONAL JEWISH
PERSON?

1175
00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:34,057
DID SHE SAY RATIONAL JEWISH
PERSON?
HOLY GOD!

1176
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:44,568
♪♪♪

1177
00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:49,039
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK WITH THE DIRECTOR OF
THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF

1178
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:50,840
WE'RE BACK WITH THE DIRECTOR OF
THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF
HEALTH, DR. FRANCIS COLLINS.

1179
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,809
THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF
HEALTH, DR. FRANCIS COLLINS.
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT WE JUST

1180
00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:54,544
HEALTH, DR. FRANCIS COLLINS.
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT WE JUST
LEARNED RECENTLY IS THAT THERE

1181
00:36:54,546 --> 00:37:00,517
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT WE JUST
LEARNED RECENTLY IS THAT THERE
WERE SCIENTISTS IN THE WUHAN

1182
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,652
LEARNED RECENTLY IS THAT THERE
WERE SCIENTISTS IN THE WUHAN
VIROLOGY LAB WHO WERE SICK IN

1183
00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:03,920
WERE SCIENTISTS IN THE WUHAN
VIROLOGY LAB WHO WERE SICK IN
2019 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE

1184
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:05,188
VIROLOGY LAB WHO WERE SICK IN
2019 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
LEAPING TO THE CONCLUSION THAT

1185
00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:07,624
2019 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
LEAPING TO THE CONCLUSION THAT
THIS IS EVIDENCE THAT THE

1186
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:08,825
LEAPING TO THE CONCLUSION THAT
THIS IS EVIDENCE THAT THE
CORONAVIRUS -- THAT THE NOVEL

1187
00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:14,831
THIS IS EVIDENCE THAT THE
CORONAVIRUS -- THAT THE NOVEL
CORONAVIRUS IS A RESULT OF A LAB

1188
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:15,098
CORONAVIRUS -- THAT THE NOVEL
CORONAVIRUS IS A RESULT OF A LAB
ACCIDENT.

1189
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,833
CORONAVIRUS IS A RESULT OF A LAB
ACCIDENT.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT CHAIN

1190
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,535
ACCIDENT.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT CHAIN
OF REASONING?

1191
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:20,270
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT CHAIN
OF REASONING?
>> I DON'T KNOW, STEPHEN.

1192
00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:23,240
OF REASONING?
>> I DON'T KNOW, STEPHEN.
I KNOW THAT THERE ARE

1193
00:37:23,242 --> 00:37:29,079
>> I DON'T KNOW, STEPHEN.
I KNOW THAT THERE ARE
CORONAVIRUS THAT ARE RELATED TO

1194
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:29,813
I KNOW THAT THERE ARE
CORONAVIRUS THAT ARE RELATED TO
SARS-CoV-2 THAT HAVE BEEN

1195
00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,047
CORONAVIRUS THAT ARE RELATED TO
SARS-CoV-2 THAT HAVE BEEN
IDENTIFIED IN BATS GOING BACK

1196
00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:32,649
SARS-CoV-2 THAT HAVE BEEN
IDENTIFIED IN BATS GOING BACK
MANY YEARS, BUT THEY ARE

1197
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:33,450
IDENTIFIED IN BATS GOING BACK
MANY YEARS, BUT THEY ARE
DIFFERENT ENOUGH THAT THEY DON'T

1198
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:36,052
MANY YEARS, BUT THEY ARE
DIFFERENT ENOUGH THAT THEY DON'T
LIKE THEY WERE THE OBVIOUS

1199
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:36,319
DIFFERENT ENOUGH THAT THEY DON'T
LIKE THEY WERE THE OBVIOUS
ANCESTOR.

1200
00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:37,887
LIKE THEY WERE THE OBVIOUS
ANCESTOR.
WE HAVEN'T FOUND SORT OF THAT

1201
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,522
ANCESTOR.
WE HAVEN'T FOUND SORT OF THAT
MISSING LINK, AND ALSO CERTAINLY

1202
00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:40,890
WE HAVEN'T FOUND SORT OF THAT
MISSING LINK, AND ALSO CERTAINLY
POSSIBLE THAT THAT TRANSFER OF

1203
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:43,059
MISSING LINK, AND ALSO CERTAINLY
POSSIBLE THAT THAT TRANSFER OF
THE VIRUS FROM A BAT TO A HUMAN

1204
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,527
POSSIBLE THAT THAT TRANSFER OF
THE VIRUS FROM A BAT TO A HUMAN
HAPPENED SOMEWHERE N CHINA, AND

1205
00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:47,330
THE VIRUS FROM A BAT TO A HUMAN
HAPPENED SOMEWHERE N CHINA, AND
THIS IS AN ENTIRELY NATURAL

1206
00:37:47,332 --> 00:37:47,597
HAPPENED SOMEWHERE N CHINA, AND
THIS IS AN ENTIRELY NATURAL
EVENT.

1207
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,100
THIS IS AN ENTIRELY NATURAL
EVENT.
THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST LIKELY

1208
00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:50,333
EVENT.
THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST LIKELY
OUTCOME.

1209
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:51,534
THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST LIKELY
OUTCOME.
BUT IS THERE SOME CHANCE THAT

1210
00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:54,437
OUTCOME.
BUT IS THERE SOME CHANCE THAT
SUCH A VIRUS -- I DON'T THINK

1211
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:56,840
BUT IS THERE SOME CHANCE THAT
SUCH A VIRUS -- I DON'T THINK
GOT ACTUALLY DESIGNED FROM

1212
00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,575
SUCH A VIRUS -- I DON'T THINK
GOT ACTUALLY DESIGNED FROM
SCRATCH IN A LABORATORY BECAUSE

1213
00:37:58,577 --> 00:37:59,342
GOT ACTUALLY DESIGNED FROM
SCRATCH IN A LABORATORY BECAUSE
I DON'T THINK LABORATORIES WOULD

1214
00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:01,077
SCRATCH IN A LABORATORY BECAUSE
I DON'T THINK LABORATORIES WOULD
HAVE HAD THE KNOWLEDGE TO BUILD

1215
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,846
I DON'T THINK LABORATORIES WOULD
HAVE HAD THE KNOWLEDGE TO BUILD
THIS ONE BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A

1216
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:04,814
HAVE HAD THE KNOWLEDGE TO BUILD
THIS ONE BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A
STRANGE VIRUS, BUT MAYBE THEY

1217
00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:06,516
THIS ONE BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A
STRANGE VIRUS, BUT MAYBE THEY
COULD HAVE BEEN STUDYING IT AND

1218
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:07,984
STRANGE VIRUS, BUT MAYBE THEY
COULD HAVE BEEN STUDYING IT AND
ACCIDENTALLY IT INFECTED A FEW

1219
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:10,186
COULD HAVE BEEN STUDYING IT AND
ACCIDENTALLY IT INFECTED A FEW
PEOPLE AND GOT RELEASED.

1220
00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:12,822
ACCIDENTALLY IT INFECTED A FEW
PEOPLE AND GOT RELEASED.
THAT'S TOLL SPECULATION, BUT --

1221
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,491
PEOPLE AND GOT RELEASED.
THAT'S TOLL SPECULATION, BUT --
TOTAL SPECULATION, BUT I DON'T

1222
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:15,558
THAT'S TOLL SPECULATION, BUT --
TOTAL SPECULATION, BUT I DON'T
THINK WE COULD RULE THAT OUT,

1223
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,294
TOTAL SPECULATION, BUT I DON'T
THINK WE COULD RULE THAT OUT,
AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED A

1224
00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:18,228
THINK WE COULD RULE THAT OUT,
AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED A
THOROUGH, DEEP INVESTIGATION

1225
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:19,629
AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED A
THOROUGH, DEEP INVESTIGATION
INTO ALL THE DETAILS THAT

1226
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,830
THOROUGH, DEEP INVESTIGATION
INTO ALL THE DETAILS THAT
HAPPENED IN WUHAN BACK IN THE

1227
00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,699
INTO ALL THE DETAILS THAT
HAPPENED IN WUHAN BACK IN THE
FALL OF 2019.

1228
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:24,034
HAPPENED IN WUHAN BACK IN THE
FALL OF 2019.
W.H.O. PRIDE TO DO THAT, THE

1229
00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:25,769
FALL OF 2019.
W.H.O. PRIDE TO DO THAT, THE
RESULTS WERE NOT SATISFYING TO

1230
00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:26,002
W.H.O. PRIDE TO DO THAT, THE
RESULTS WERE NOT SATISFYING TO
ANYBODY.

1231
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,671
RESULTS WERE NOT SATISFYING TO
ANYBODY.
WE NEED TO TRY IT AGAIN HERE

1232
00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:29,406
ANYBODY.
WE NEED TO TRY IT AGAIN HERE
WITH REAL ACCESS TO ALL THE

1233
00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:30,373
WE NEED TO TRY IT AGAIN HERE
WITH REAL ACCESS TO ALL THE
INFORMATION AND FIND OUT WHAT

1234
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:31,508
WITH REAL ACCESS TO ALL THE
INFORMATION AND FIND OUT WHAT
REALLY WENT ON.

1235
00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:33,610
INFORMATION AND FIND OUT WHAT
REALLY WENT ON.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOUR

1236
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:34,477
REALLY WENT ON.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOUR
COLLEAGUE DR. ANTHONY FAUCI

1237
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,712
>> Stephen: WELL, YOUR
COLLEAGUE DR. ANTHONY FAUCI
AGREES WITH YOU ON THAT ONE,

1238
00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:37,647
COLLEAGUE DR. ANTHONY FAUCI
AGREES WITH YOU ON THAT ONE,
SAYS A FULL INVESTIGATION, WE

1239
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,983
AGREES WITH YOU ON THAT ONE,
SAYS A FULL INVESTIGATION, WE
CAN'T RULE ANYTHING OUT YET.

1240
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:40,216
SAYS A FULL INVESTIGATION, WE
CAN'T RULE ANYTHING OUT YET.
>> YES.

1241
00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:41,518
CAN'T RULE ANYTHING OUT YET.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO ASK YOU

1242
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,586
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO ASK YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT HIM, THOUGH, IS

1243
00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:44,821
>> Stephen: I WANT TO ASK YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT HIM, THOUGH, IS
FAUCI HAS BECOME A CELEBRITY

1244
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:46,990
SOMETHING ABOUT HIM, THOUGH, IS
FAUCI HAS BECOME A CELEBRITY
OVER THE PAST YEAR.

1245
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,826
FAUCI HAS BECOME A CELEBRITY
OVER THE PAST YEAR.
YOU'RE HIS BOSS, OKAY, AND YOU

1246
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,594
OVER THE PAST YEAR.
YOU'RE HIS BOSS, OKAY, AND YOU
RIDE A MOTORCYCLE.

1247
00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:52,796
YOU'RE HIS BOSS, OKAY, AND YOU
RIDE A MOTORCYCLE.
LOOK AT THAT.

1248
00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:53,096
RIDE A MOTORCYCLE.
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S YOU.

1249
00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,998
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S YOU.
WHO'S THAT ON THE BACK WITH YOU?

1250
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:02,572
THAT'S YOU.
WHO'S THAT ON THE BACK WITH YOU?
>> OH, THAT WOULD BE JANE G

1251
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,007
WHO'S THAT ON THE BACK WITH YOU?
>> OH, THAT WOULD BE JANE G
GOODALL:  SHE WOULD WANT YOU TO

1252
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,509
>> OH, THAT WOULD BE JANE G
GOODALL:  SHE WOULD WANT YOU TO
KNOW SHE'S NOT WEARING A HELMET

1253
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,812
GOODALL:  SHE WOULD WANT YOU TO
KNOW SHE'S NOT WEARING A HELMET
BECAUSE WE WEREN'T ACTUALLY

1254
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:10,580
KNOW SHE'S NOT WEARING A HELMET
BECAUSE WE WEREN'T ACTUALLY
TRAVELING ANYWHERE AT THE

1255
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,048
BECAUSE WE WEREN'T ACTUALLY
TRAVELING ANYWHERE AT THE
MOMENT, JUST TO BE CLEAR WITH

1256
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:12,248
TRAVELING ANYWHERE AT THE
MOMENT, JUST TO BE CLEAR WITH
THAT.

1257
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,150
MOMENT, JUST TO BE CLEAR WITH
THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN

1258
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:14,951
THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN
BAND WITH ALL MEMBERS OF THE

1259
00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:15,151
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN
BAND WITH ALL MEMBERS OF THE
N.I.H.

1260
00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:17,954
BAND WITH ALL MEMBERS OF THE
N.I.H.
ARE YOU EVER OUTRAGE THAT THE

1261
00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:22,359
N.I.H.
ARE YOU EVER OUTRAGE THAT THE
PUBLIC IS IGNORANT OF YOUR OWN

1262
00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:22,792
ARE YOU EVER OUTRAGE THAT THE
PUBLIC IS IGNORANT OF YOUR OWN
HUNKY DOCTOR STATUS?

1263
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:23,893
PUBLIC IS IGNORANT OF YOUR OWN
HUNKY DOCTOR STATUS?
>> I THINK THERE'S ROOM IN

1264
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:26,096
HUNKY DOCTOR STATUS?
>> I THINK THERE'S ROOM IN
SCIENCE FOR TWO HUNKY SCIENCE

1265
00:39:26,098 --> 00:39:26,329
>> I THINK THERE'S ROOM IN
SCIENCE FOR TWO HUNKY SCIENCE
DOCTORS.

1266
00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:27,597
SCIENCE FOR TWO HUNKY SCIENCE
DOCTORS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, IT IS SOMETIMES

1267
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,832
DOCTORS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, IT IS SOMETIMES
INTERESTING, I'M IN A PARTY AND

1268
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:32,902
YOU KNOW WHAT, IT IS SOMETIMES
INTERESTING, I'M IN A PARTY AND
I'M TELLING SOMEONE WHAT I DO

1269
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:35,672
INTERESTING, I'M IN A PARTY AND
I'M TELLING SOMEONE WHAT I DO
AND I SAID, I'M THE GUY WHO LED

1270
00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:38,842
I'M TELLING SOMEONE WHAT I DO
AND I SAID, I'M THE GUY WHO LED
THE HUMAN GENOME PROJECT AND

1271
00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:40,844
AND I SAID, I'M THE GUY WHO LED
THE HUMAN GENOME PROJECT AND
THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH, YEAH, WHAT'S

1272
00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:42,512
THE HUMAN GENOME PROJECT AND
THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH, YEAH, WHAT'S
DR. FAUCI REEL LIKE?

1273
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:42,812
THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH, YEAH, WHAT'S
DR. FAUCI REEL LIKE?
( LAUGHTER )

1274
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,180
DR. FAUCI REEL LIKE?
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: DR. FRANCIS

1275
00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:44,814
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: DR. FRANCIS
COLLINS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

1276
00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,015
>> Stephen: DR. FRANCIS
COLLINS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE.

1277
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,150
COLLINS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1278
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:48,585
BEING HERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
♪♪♪

1279
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:56,826
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "A
LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST

1280
00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:57,327
LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST
WILL BE GAYLE KING.

1281
00:39:57,329 --> 00:39:59,028
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST
WILL BE GAYLE KING.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.

1282
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,096
WILL BE GAYLE KING.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
GOOD NIGHT.

1283
00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:01,197
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1284
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:04,968
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1285
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:06,803
♪♪♪
>> I'M ALL RIGHT, BROTHER, HOW
ARE YOU?

1286
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:07,270
>> I'M ALL RIGHT, BROTHER, HOW
ARE YOU?
>> Stephen: HOLDING IT

1287
00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:07,537
ARE YOU?
>> Stephen: HOLDING IT
TOGETHER.

1288
00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,873
>> Stephen: HOLDING IT
TOGETHER.
I GET TO GO BACK INTO THE

1289
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:10,106
TOGETHER.
I GET TO GO BACK INTO THE
THEATER.

1290
00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:11,775
I GET TO GO BACK INTO THE
THEATER.
WE FOUND OUT LAST NIGHT WE GET

1291
00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:13,943
THEATER.
WE FOUND OUT LAST NIGHT WE GET
TO GO BACK IN THE THEATER ON

1292
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:14,711
WE FOUND OUT LAST NIGHT WE GET
TO GO BACK IN THE THEATER ON
JUNE 14.

1293
00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:15,745
TO GO BACK IN THE THEATER ON
JUNE 14.
>> OH, CONGRATULATIONS, BABY,

1294
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:16,846
JUNE 14.
>> OH, CONGRATULATIONS, BABY,
GOOD FOR YOU!

1295
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:17,347
>> OH, CONGRATULATIONS, BABY,
GOOD FOR YOU!
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.

1296
00:40:17,349 --> 00:40:21,084
GOOD FOR YOU!
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
YOU COULD CUT A DIAMOND WITH MY

1297
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,752
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
YOU COULD CUT A DIAMOND WITH MY
NIPPLE IT IS RIGHT NOW I'M SO

1298
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:23,019
YOU COULD CUT A DIAMOND WITH MY
NIPPLE IT IS RIGHT NOW I'M SO
EXCITED.

1299
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:26,156
NIPPLE IT IS RIGHT NOW I'M SO
EXCITED.
( LAUGHTER )