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>> WHERE IS THE TIGER?
THIS TIGER MISSING FOR DAYS IN

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>> WHERE IS THE TIGER?
THIS TIGER MISSING FOR DAYS IN
HOUSTON, AND THERE ARE STILL SO

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THIS TIGER MISSING FOR DAYS IN
HOUSTON, AND THERE ARE STILL SO
MANY QUESTIONS, LIKE WHO HAS IT,

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HOUSTON, AND THERE ARE STILL SO
MANY QUESTIONS, LIKE WHO HAS IT,
WHAT'S IT BEEN EATING ALL WEEK?

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MANY QUESTIONS, LIKE WHO HAS IT,
WHAT'S IT BEEN EATING ALL WEEK?
>> A BENGAL TIGER THAT WENT

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WHAT'S IT BEEN EATING ALL WEEK?
>> A BENGAL TIGER THAT WENT
MISSING IN HOUSTON, TEXAS HAS

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>> A BENGAL TIGER THAT WENT
MISSING IN HOUSTON, TEXAS HAS
BEEN FOUND SEEMINGLY UNHARMED.

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MISSING IN HOUSTON, TEXAS HAS
BEEN FOUND SEEMINGLY UNHARMED.
>> AND NOW A LATE "LATE SHOW"

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BEEN FOUND SEEMINGLY UNHARMED.
>> AND NOW A LATE "LATE SHOW"
TIGER UPDATE.

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>> AND NOW A LATE "LATE SHOW"
TIGER UPDATE.
FROM DAVE BICKLER.

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TIGER UPDATE.
FROM DAVE BICKLER.
♪♪♪

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FROM DAVE BICKLER.
♪♪♪
( EYE OF THE TIGER PLAYING )

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♪♪♪
( EYE OF THE TIGER PLAYING )
♪ LAST WEEK TIGER ON THE

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( EYE OF THE TIGER PLAYING )
♪ LAST WEEK TIGER ON THE
STREET ♪

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♪ LAST WEEK TIGER ON THE
STREET ♪
♪ TOOK A WALK, TOOK MY CHANCES ♪

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STREET ♪
♪ TOOK A WALK, TOOK MY CHANCES ♪
♪ TURNS OUT ♪

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♪ TOOK A WALK, TOOK MY CHANCES ♪
♪ TURNS OUT ♪
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♪ TURNS OUT ♪
♪♪♪
♪ IT HAPPENED SO QUICK ♪

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♪♪♪
♪ IT HAPPENED SO QUICK ♪
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>> Announcer: IT'S A "LATE
SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.
TONIGHT, ALL THAT STUFF AND

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SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.
TONIGHT, ALL THAT STUFF AND
EVERYWHERE TO GO.

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TONIGHT, ALL THAT STUFF AND
EVERYWHERE TO GO.
PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES CINDY

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EVERYWHERE TO GO.
PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES CINDY
McCAIN AND M.J. RODRIGUEZ,

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PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES CINDY
McCAIN AND M.J. RODRIGUEZ,
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY

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McCAIN AND M.J. RODRIGUEZ,
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY
HUMAN."

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FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY
HUMAN."
LIVE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN OFFICE

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HUMAN."
LIVE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN OFFICE
BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S

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LIVE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN OFFICE
BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT!

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BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> Stephen: HELLO THERE.

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YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> Stephen: HELLO THERE.
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

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>> Stephen: HELLO THERE.
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND HERE IN NEW

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I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND HERE IN NEW
YORK.

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BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND HERE IN NEW
YORK.
SUNSHINE, 74 DEGREES, WITH AN

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YORK.
SUNSHINE, 74 DEGREES, WITH AN
80% CHANCE OF HOPE, THANKS TO

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SUNSHINE, 74 DEGREES, WITH AN
80% CHANCE OF HOPE, THANKS TO
THE VACCINE.

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80% CHANCE OF HOPE, THANKS TO
THE VACCINE.
AND I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON ALL THE

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THE VACCINE.
AND I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON ALL THE
GOOD NEWS IN TONIGHT'S

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AND I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON ALL THE
GOOD NEWS IN TONIGHT'S
"THE VAX-SCENE."

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GOOD NEWS IN TONIGHT'S
"THE VAX-SCENE."
(BOY BAND SINGING)

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"THE VAX-SCENE."
(BOY BAND SINGING)
♪ OOOH OOOH ♪

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(BOY BAND SINGING)
♪ OOOH OOOH ♪
♪ AND THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO ♪

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♪ OOOH OOOH ♪
♪ AND THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO ♪
♪ QUICK SHOT TO YOUR ARM NOW ♪

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♪ AND THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO ♪
♪ QUICK SHOT TO YOUR ARM NOW ♪
♪ I WANNA VAX YOU UP ♪

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♪ QUICK SHOT TO YOUR ARM NOW ♪
♪ I WANNA VAX YOU UP ♪
♪ QUICK SHOT TO YOUR ARM NOW ♪

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♪ I WANNA VAX YOU UP ♪
♪ QUICK SHOT TO YOUR ARM NOW ♪
♪ AND THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO NOW ♪

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♪ QUICK SHOT TO YOUR ARM NOW ♪
♪ AND THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO NOW ♪
♪ QUICK SHOT TO OUR ARM NOW ♪

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♪ AND THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO NOW ♪
♪ QUICK SHOT TO OUR ARM NOW ♪
>> Stephen: NO NEED TO HAVE A

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♪ QUICK SHOT TO OUR ARM NOW ♪
>> Stephen: NO NEED TO HAVE A
DEFINITE ENDING.

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>> Stephen: NO NEED TO HAVE A
DEFINITE ENDING.
2021 HAS SEEN HUGE PROGRESS ON

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DEFINITE ENDING.
2021 HAS SEEN HUGE PROGRESS ON
COVID.

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2021 HAS SEEN HUGE PROGRESS ON
COVID.
PRESIDENT BIDEN'S STATED GOAL

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COVID.
PRESIDENT BIDEN'S STATED GOAL
WAS FOR 70% OF ADULTS TO RECEIVE

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PRESIDENT BIDEN'S STATED GOAL
WAS FOR 70% OF ADULTS TO RECEIVE
AT LEAST ONE DOSE BY JULY 4TH.

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WAS FOR 70% OF ADULTS TO RECEIVE
AT LEAST ONE DOSE BY JULY 4TH.
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AT LEAST ONE DOSE BY JULY 4TH.
AND IF WE DON'T MAKE THAT GOAL,
HE'S JUST GONNA MASS-VACCINATE

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AND IF WE DON'T MAKE THAT GOAL,
HE'S JUST GONNA MASS-VACCINATE
WITH M-80 BIG BANG BLASTI-BODIES

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HE'S JUST GONNA MASS-VACCINATE
WITH M-80 BIG BANG BLASTI-BODIES
AS OF SATURDAY, NEARLY 60% OF

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WITH M-80 BIG BANG BLASTI-BODIES
AS OF SATURDAY, NEARLY 60% OF
ADULTS HAD RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE

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AS OF SATURDAY, NEARLY 60% OF
ADULTS HAD RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE
DOSE, AND ACCORDING TO THE

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ADULTS HAD RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE
DOSE, AND ACCORDING TO THE
LATEST "AXIOS-IPSOS-LITTLE

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DOSE, AND ACCORDING TO THE
LATEST "AXIOS-IPSOS-LITTLE
DEBBIE'S SWISS ROLLS POLL,"

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LATEST "AXIOS-IPSOS-LITTLE
DEBBIE'S SWISS ROLLS POLL,"
75% OF RESPONDENTS SAID THEY

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DEBBIE'S SWISS ROLLS POLL,"
75% OF RESPONDENTS SAID THEY
EITHER HAD GOTTEN THE VACCINE OR

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75% OF RESPONDENTS SAID THEY
EITHER HAD GOTTEN THE VACCINE OR
WERE LIKELY TO GET IT.

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EITHER HAD GOTTEN THE VACCINE OR
WERE LIKELY TO GET IT.
THIS RESTORES MY FAITH IN

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WERE LIKELY TO GET IT.
THIS RESTORES MY FAITH IN
AMERICANS.

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THIS RESTORES MY FAITH IN
AMERICANS.
GIVEN THE CHOICE, ONLY A QUARTER

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AMERICANS.
GIVEN THE CHOICE, ONLY A QUARTER
OF THE POPULATION HAS CHOSEN

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GIVEN THE CHOICE, ONLY A QUARTER
OF THE POPULATION HAS CHOSEN
PLAGUE.

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OF THE POPULATION HAS CHOSEN
PLAGUE.
ACCORDING TO THE POLL, PEOPLE

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PLAGUE.
ACCORDING TO THE POLL, PEOPLE
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ACCORDING TO THE POLL, PEOPLE
ARE FEELING BETTER EMOTIONALLY,
POSSIBLY BECAUSE , 59% OF

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ARE FEELING BETTER EMOTIONALLY,
POSSIBLY BECAUSE , 59% OF
AMERICANS VISITED FRIENDS IN THE

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POSSIBLY BECAUSE , 59% OF
AMERICANS VISITED FRIENDS IN THE
LAST WEEK, WHICH IS THE HIGHEST

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AMERICANS VISITED FRIENDS IN THE
LAST WEEK, WHICH IS THE HIGHEST
OF THE PANDEMIC.

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LAST WEEK, WHICH IS THE HIGHEST
OF THE PANDEMIC.
FINALLY AMERICANS ARE SEEING

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OF THE PANDEMIC.
FINALLY AMERICANS ARE SEEING
FRIENDS AGAIN INSTEAD OF

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FINALLY AMERICANS ARE SEEING
FRIENDS AGAIN INSTEAD OF
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FRIENDS AGAIN INSTEAD OF
BINGEING "FRIENDS" AGAIN.
AND WE CAN SEE OUR FRIENDS FACES

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BINGEING "FRIENDS" AGAIN.
AND WE CAN SEE OUR FRIENDS FACES
AGAIN, BECAUSE LAST WEEK THE

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AND WE CAN SEE OUR FRIENDS FACES
AGAIN, BECAUSE LAST WEEK THE
C.D.C. ANNOUNCED, THAT FULLY

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AGAIN, BECAUSE LAST WEEK THE
C.D.C. ANNOUNCED, THAT FULLY
VACCINATED PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO

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C.D.C. ANNOUNCED, THAT FULLY
VACCINATED PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO
WEAR MASKS IN MOST CASES.

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VACCINATED PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO
WEAR MASKS IN MOST CASES.
THAT'S MOST CASES.

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WEAR MASKS IN MOST CASES.
THAT'S MOST CASES.
YOU STILL HAVE TO WEAR A MASK IF

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THAT'S MOST CASES.
YOU STILL HAVE TO WEAR A MASK IF
YOU'RE TRAVELING BY PLANE, BY

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YOU STILL HAVE TO WEAR A MASK IF
YOU'RE TRAVELING BY PLANE, BY
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YOU'RE TRAVELING BY PLANE, BY
BUS, OR BY SCUBA.
NOW REMEMBER: THESE NEW RULES

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BUS, OR BY SCUBA.
NOW REMEMBER: THESE NEW RULES
ARE FOR VACCINATED PEOPLE ONLY.

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NOW REMEMBER: THESE NEW RULES
ARE FOR VACCINATED PEOPLE ONLY.
WHICH SOUNDS GREAT UNTIL YOU

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ARE FOR VACCINATED PEOPLE ONLY.
WHICH SOUNDS GREAT UNTIL YOU
REALIZE, THE C.D.C. MADE THIS

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WHICH SOUNDS GREAT UNTIL YOU
REALIZE, THE C.D.C. MADE THIS
ANNOUNCEMENT WITHOUT ANY GOOD

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REALIZE, THE C.D.C. MADE THIS
ANNOUNCEMENT WITHOUT ANY GOOD
WAY TO CONFIRM WHO HAS BEEN

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ANNOUNCEMENT WITHOUT ANY GOOD
WAY TO CONFIRM WHO HAS BEEN
VACCINATED.

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WAY TO CONFIRM WHO HAS BEEN
VACCINATED.
SO, THE C.D.C. IS RELYING ON

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VACCINATED.
SO, THE C.D.C. IS RELYING ON
UNVACCINATED AMERICANS TO BE

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SO, THE C.D.C. IS RELYING ON
UNVACCINATED AMERICANS TO BE
HONEST WITH ONE ANOTHER.

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UNVACCINATED AMERICANS TO BE
HONEST WITH ONE ANOTHER.
WHICH IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

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HONEST WITH ONE ANOTHER.
WHICH IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
AS ONE PSYCHOLOGIST PUT IT

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WHICH IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
AS ONE PSYCHOLOGIST PUT IT
MANY WILL LIE.

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AS ONE PSYCHOLOGIST PUT IT
MANY WILL LIE.
MANY ARE LYING, HAVE BEEN LYING.

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MANY WILL LIE.
MANY ARE LYING, HAVE BEEN LYING.
ADDING, I ALWAYS LIE, AND THE

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MANY ARE LYING, HAVE BEEN LYING.
ADDING, I ALWAYS LIE, AND THE
PREVIOUS STATEMENT WAS TRUE,

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ADDING, I ALWAYS LIE, AND THE
PREVIOUS STATEMENT WAS TRUE,
CAUSING ALL OF THE ROBOTS' HEADS

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PREVIOUS STATEMENT WAS TRUE,
CAUSING ALL OF THE ROBOTS' HEADS
TO EXPLODE.

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CAUSING ALL OF THE ROBOTS' HEADS
TO EXPLODE.
BUT IF YOU'RE VACCINATED, YOU

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TO EXPLODE.
BUT IF YOU'RE VACCINATED, YOU
DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR

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BUT IF YOU'RE VACCINATED, YOU
DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR
LYING, UNVACCINATED NEIGHBORS,

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DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR
LYING, UNVACCINATED NEIGHBORS,
AS C.D.C. DIRECTOR ROCHELLE

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LYING, UNVACCINATED NEIGHBORS,
AS C.D.C. DIRECTOR ROCHELLE
WALENSKY EXPLAINED

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AS C.D.C. DIRECTOR ROCHELLE
WALENSKY EXPLAINED
>> IF YOU ARE VACCINATED, WE ARE

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WALENSKY EXPLAINED
>> IF YOU ARE VACCINATED, WE ARE
SAYING YOU ARE SAFE, YOU CAN

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>> IF YOU ARE VACCINATED, WE ARE
SAYING YOU ARE SAFE, YOU CAN
TAKE OFF YOUR MASK AND YOU ARE

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SAYING YOU ARE SAFE, YOU CAN
TAKE OFF YOUR MASK AND YOU ARE
NOT AT RISK OF SEVERE DISEASE OR

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TAKE OFF YOUR MASK AND YOU ARE
NOT AT RISK OF SEVERE DISEASE OR
HOSPITALIZATION FROM COVID-19.

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NOT AT RISK OF SEVERE DISEASE OR
HOSPITALIZATION FROM COVID-19.
IF YOU ARE NOT VACCINATED, YOU

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HOSPITALIZATION FROM COVID-19.
IF YOU ARE NOT VACCINATED, YOU
ARE NOT SAFE.

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IF YOU ARE NOT VACCINATED, YOU
ARE NOT SAFE.
PLEASE GO GET VACCINATED OR

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ARE NOT SAFE.
PLEASE GO GET VACCINATED OR
CONTINUE TO WEAR YOUR MASK.

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PLEASE GO GET VACCINATED OR
CONTINUE TO WEAR YOUR MASK.
WHAT WE ARE REALLY ASKING THE

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CONTINUE TO WEAR YOUR MASK.
WHAT WE ARE REALLY ASKING THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE TO DO IS TO BE

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WHAT WE ARE REALLY ASKING THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE TO DO IS TO BE
HONEST WITH THEMSELVES AND TO

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AMERICAN PEOPLE TO DO IS TO BE
HONEST WITH THEMSELVES AND TO
NOT REMOVE THEIR MASKS UNTIL

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HONEST WITH THEMSELVES AND TO
NOT REMOVE THEIR MASKS UNTIL
THEY ARE SAFE.

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NOT REMOVE THEIR MASKS UNTIL
THEY ARE SAFE.
THE ONLY THING AMERICANS NEED TO

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THEY ARE SAFE.
THE ONLY THING AMERICANS NEED TO
STAY SAFE IS TO BE HONEST WITH

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THE ONLY THING AMERICANS NEED TO
STAY SAFE IS TO BE HONEST WITH
THEMSELVES.

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STAY SAFE IS TO BE HONEST WITH
THEMSELVES.
WE ARE DOOMED.

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THEMSELVES.
WE ARE DOOMED.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SERVING

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WE ARE DOOMED.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SERVING
SIZE OF OREOS IS?

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SERVING
SIZE OF OREOS IS?
IT'S NOT SLEEVE.

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SIZE OF OREOS IS?
IT'S NOT SLEEVE.
AND PUMPING CHEESE IS NOT

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IT'S NOT SLEEVE.
AND PUMPING CHEESE IS NOT
EXERCISE.

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AND PUMPING CHEESE IS NOT
EXERCISE.
WITH THINGS STARTING TO GET BACK

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EXERCISE.
WITH THINGS STARTING TO GET BACK
TO NORMAL, I WAS STRUCK BY THIS

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WITH THINGS STARTING TO GET BACK
TO NORMAL, I WAS STRUCK BY THIS
HEADLINE:

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TO NORMAL, I WAS STRUCK BY THIS
HEADLINE:
HUGS ARE COMING BACK.

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HEADLINE:
HUGS ARE COMING BACK.
NOT EVERYONE IS THRILLED.

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HUGS ARE COMING BACK.
NOT EVERYONE IS THRILLED.
FOR INSTANCE, EVERYONE WHO WORKS

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NOT EVERYONE IS THRILLED.
FOR INSTANCE, EVERYONE WHO WORKS
WITH GOVERNOR CUOMO.

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FOR INSTANCE, EVERYONE WHO WORKS
WITH GOVERNOR CUOMO.
THIS ARTICLE FOLLOWS PEOPLE WHO

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WITH GOVERNOR CUOMO.
THIS ARTICLE FOLLOWS PEOPLE WHO
NEVER LIKED PHYSICAL CONTACT,

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THIS ARTICLE FOLLOWS PEOPLE WHO
NEVER LIKED PHYSICAL CONTACT,
I'M SURE THE REST OF US WILL BE

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NEVER LIKED PHYSICAL CONTACT,
I'M SURE THE REST OF US WILL BE
FINE.

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I'M SURE THE REST OF US WILL BE
FINE.
BETTER THAN FINE.

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FINE.
BETTER THAN FINE.
IN FACT, AFTER 14 MONTHS, I'M

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BETTER THAN FINE.
IN FACT, AFTER 14 MONTHS, I'M
LOOKING FORWARD TO HUGS.

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IN FACT, AFTER 14 MONTHS, I'M
LOOKING FORWARD TO HUGS.
THIS IS:

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LOOKING FORWARD TO HUGS.
THIS IS:
>> A LATE SHOW'S: MOMENT OF

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THIS IS:
>> A LATE SHOW'S: MOMENT OF
HUMAN CONTACT

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>> A LATE SHOW'S: MOMENT OF
HUMAN CONTACT
>> EWWWW

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HUMAN CONTACT
>> EWWWW
COOTIES!

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>> EWWWW
COOTIES!
>> STEPHEN: I AM NOW GOING TO

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COOTIES!
>> STEPHEN: I AM NOW GOING TO
HUG MY STAGE MANAGER MARK.

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>> STEPHEN: I AM NOW GOING TO
HUG MY STAGE MANAGER MARK.
MARK, BRING IT IN HERE.

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HUG MY STAGE MANAGER MARK.
MARK, BRING IT IN HERE.
THERE YOU GO.

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MARK, BRING IT IN HERE.
THERE YOU GO.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

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THERE YOU GO.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
DID YOU THINK THERE WAS GOING TO

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WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
DID YOU THINK THERE WAS GOING TO
BE A JOKE?

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DID YOU THINK THERE WAS GOING TO
BE A JOKE?
(  BLEEP  ) YOU.

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BE A JOKE?
(  BLEEP  ) YOU.
WE LOVE EACH OTHER.

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(  BLEEP  ) YOU.
WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

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WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
DO WE EXCHANGE INSURANCE

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WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
DO WE EXCHANGE INSURANCE
INFORMATION?

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DO WE EXCHANGE INSURANCE
INFORMATION?
OKAY.

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INFORMATION?
OKAY.
( EEP BREATHING )

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OKAY.
( EEP BREATHING )
WELL, IT'S ANOTHER DAY IN

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( EEP BREATHING )
WELL, IT'S ANOTHER DAY IN
AMERICA, WHICH MEANS IT'S A BAD

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WELL, IT'S ANOTHER DAY IN
AMERICA, WHICH MEANS IT'S A BAD
DAY FOR FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN MATT

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AMERICA, WHICH MEANS IT'S A BAD
DAY FOR FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN MATT
GAETZ, SEEN HERE CHALLENGING HIS

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DAY FOR FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN MATT
GAETZ, SEEN HERE CHALLENGING HIS
HAIR TO A STARING CONTEST.

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GAETZ, SEEN HERE CHALLENGING HIS
HAIR TO A STARING CONTEST.
I'LL CATCH YOU UP IN OUR

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HAIR TO A STARING CONTEST.
I'LL CATCH YOU UP IN OUR
RECURRING SEGMENT:

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I'LL CATCH YOU UP IN OUR
RECURRING SEGMENT:
GAETZ GATE

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RECURRING SEGMENT:
GAETZ GATE
>> DON'T WORRY BABE, YOU'LL MAKE

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GAETZ GATE
>> DON'T WORRY BABE, YOU'LL MAKE
VARSITY NEXT YEAR.

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>> DON'T WORRY BABE, YOU'LL MAKE
VARSITY NEXT YEAR.
>> Stephen: CONGRESSMAN GAETZ

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VARSITY NEXT YEAR.
>> Stephen: CONGRESSMAN GAETZ
IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY

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>> Stephen: CONGRESSMAN GAETZ
IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY
THE FEDS FOR ALLEGED SEX

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IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY
THE FEDS FOR ALLEGED SEX
TRAFFICKING AND HAVING SEX WITH

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THE FEDS FOR ALLEGED SEX
TRAFFICKING AND HAVING SEX WITH
A MINOR.

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TRAFFICKING AND HAVING SEX WITH
A MINOR.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE HIS SO-CALLED

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A MINOR.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE HIS SO-CALLED
WINGMAN IS GETTING READY TO

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AND IT LOOKS LIKE HIS SO-CALLED
WINGMAN IS GETTING READY TO
SING MAN.

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WINGMAN IS GETTING READY TO
SING MAN.
I'M TALKING ABOUT: FORMER

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SING MAN.
I'M TALKING ABOUT: FORMER
FLORIDA TAX COLLECTOR AND GUY

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I'M TALKING ABOUT: FORMER
FLORIDA TAX COLLECTOR AND GUY
TELLING A DISTURBING STORY ABOUT

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FLORIDA TAX COLLECTOR AND GUY
TELLING A DISTURBING STORY ABOUT
HOW HE MET HIS WIFE, JOEL

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TELLING A DISTURBING STORY ABOUT
HOW HE MET HIS WIFE, JOEL
GREENBERG.

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HOW HE MET HIS WIFE, JOEL
GREENBERG.
GREENBERG IS A LONGTIME BUDDY OF

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GREENBERG.
GREENBERG IS A LONGTIME BUDDY OF
GAETZ, AND HE'S ALREADY IN

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GREENBERG IS A LONGTIME BUDDY OF
GAETZ, AND HE'S ALREADY IN
FEDERAL CUSTODY FOR SEX

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GAETZ, AND HE'S ALREADY IN
FEDERAL CUSTODY FOR SEX
TRAFFICKING AND OTHER CRIMES.

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FEDERAL CUSTODY FOR SEX
TRAFFICKING AND OTHER CRIMES.
TODAY, HE OFFICIALLY

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TRAFFICKING AND OTHER CRIMES.
TODAY, HE OFFICIALLY
PLEADED GUILTY AND AGREED TO

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TODAY, HE OFFICIALLY
PLEADED GUILTY AND AGREED TO
COOPERATE WITH PROSECUTORS.

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PLEADED GUILTY AND AGREED TO
COOPERATE WITH PROSECUTORS.
UH-OH, GAETZ IS SCREWED AND THIS

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COOPERATE WITH PROSECUTORS.
UH-OH, GAETZ IS SCREWED AND THIS
TIME, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO VENMO

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UH-OH, GAETZ IS SCREWED AND THIS
TIME, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO VENMO
ANYONE BECAUSE HIS OLD BUDDY

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TIME, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO VENMO
ANYONE BECAUSE HIS OLD BUDDY
GREENBERG HAS NOW PUBLICLY

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ANYONE BECAUSE HIS OLD BUDDY
GREENBERG HAS NOW PUBLICLY
ADMITTED TO PAYING WOMEN FOR

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GREENBERG HAS NOW PUBLICLY
ADMITTED TO PAYING WOMEN FOR
COMMERCIAL SEX ACTS FOR HIMSELF

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ADMITTED TO PAYING WOMEN FOR
COMMERCIAL SEX ACTS FOR HIMSELF
AND OTHER MEN.

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COMMERCIAL SEX ACTS FOR HIMSELF
AND OTHER MEN.
COMMERCIAL SEX ACTS MAKES IT

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AND OTHER MEN.
COMMERCIAL SEX ACTS MAKES IT
SOUND LIKE THERE WERE SPONSORS.

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COMMERCIAL SEX ACTS MAKES IT
SOUND LIKE THERE WERE SPONSORS.
NOTHING KILLS THE MOOD LIKE

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SOUND LIKE THERE WERE SPONSORS.
NOTHING KILLS THE MOOD LIKE
BEING MID-ACTION AND HAVING TO

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NOTHING KILLS THE MOOD LIKE
BEING MID-ACTION AND HAVING TO
STOP FOR:

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BEING MID-ACTION AND HAVING TO
STOP FOR:
(FRIENDLY PODCAST PROMO VOICE)

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STOP FOR:
(FRIENDLY PODCAST PROMO VOICE)
"THIS COKE-FUELED ORGY IS

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(FRIENDLY PODCAST PROMO VOICE)
"THIS COKE-FUELED ORGY IS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY ZIP-RECRUITER

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"THIS COKE-FUELED ORGY IS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY ZIP-RECRUITER
THE NUMBER ONE RESOURCE FOR

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY ZIP-RECRUITER
THE NUMBER ONE RESOURCE FOR
HIRING TOP TALENT.

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THE NUMBER ONE RESOURCE FOR
HIRING TOP TALENT.
OTHER THAN SLIDING INTO THEIR

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HIRING TOP TALENT.
OTHER THAN SLIDING INTO THEIR
DM'S."

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OTHER THAN SLIDING INTO THEIR
DM'S."
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

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DM'S."
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
FOR MATT GAETZ YET, BUT HE COULD

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WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
FOR MATT GAETZ YET, BUT HE COULD
BE CHARGED ANY MINUTE.

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FOR MATT GAETZ YET, BUT HE COULD
BE CHARGED ANY MINUTE.
JUST ASK THIS

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BE CHARGED ANY MINUTE.
JUST ASK THIS
ACTUAL PLANE BANNER SOMEONE FLEW

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JUST ASK THIS
ACTUAL PLANE BANNER SOMEONE FLEW
OVER THE COURTHOUSE TODAY,

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ACTUAL PLANE BANNER SOMEONE FLEW
OVER THE COURTHOUSE TODAY,
READING TICK TOCK MATT GAETZ.

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OVER THE COURTHOUSE TODAY,
READING TICK TOCK MATT GAETZ.
IRONIC, SINCE TIK-TOK IS WHERE

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READING TICK TOCK MATT GAETZ.
IRONIC, SINCE TIK-TOK IS WHERE
HE FINDS MOST OF HIS DATES.

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IRONIC, SINCE TIK-TOK IS WHERE
HE FINDS MOST OF HIS DATES.
BUT IT'S NOT JUST GREENBERG'S

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HE FINDS MOST OF HIS DATES.
BUT IT'S NOT JUST GREENBERG'S
GUILTY PLEA THAT SPELLS BAD NEWS

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BUT IT'S NOT JUST GREENBERG'S
GUILTY PLEA THAT SPELLS BAD NEWS
FOR GAETZ.

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GUILTY PLEA THAT SPELLS BAD NEWS
FOR GAETZ.
WE JUST LEARNED THAT REPORTEDLY,

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FOR GAETZ.
WE JUST LEARNED THAT REPORTEDLY,
AT A 2019 FUNDRAISER, GAETZ

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WE JUST LEARNED THAT REPORTEDLY,
AT A 2019 FUNDRAISER, GAETZ
SNORTED COCAINE AND HAD SEX WITH

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AT A 2019 FUNDRAISER, GAETZ
SNORTED COCAINE AND HAD SEX WITH
AN ESCORT WHO WAS PAID WITH

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SNORTED COCAINE AND HAD SEX WITH
AN ESCORT WHO WAS PAID WITH
CAMPAIGN MONEY.

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AN ESCORT WHO WAS PAID WITH
CAMPAIGN MONEY.
SO DON'T WORRY, DONORS.

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CAMPAIGN MONEY.
SO DON'T WORRY, DONORS.
HE DIDN'T FLUSH YOUR MONEY DOWN

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SO DON'T WORRY, DONORS.
HE DIDN'T FLUSH YOUR MONEY DOWN
THE DRAIN.

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HE DIDN'T FLUSH YOUR MONEY DOWN
THE DRAIN.
HE PLACED IT ON THE DRESSER.

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THE DRAIN.
HE PLACED IT ON THE DRESSER.
WITNESSES SAY THE ESCORT

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HE PLACED IT ON THE DRESSER.
WITNESSES SAY THE ESCORT
PREPARED LINES OF COCAINE ON THE

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WITNESSES SAY THE ESCORT
PREPARED LINES OF COCAINE ON THE
BATHROOM COUNTER.

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PREPARED LINES OF COCAINE ON THE
BATHROOM COUNTER.
WHICH IS STRANGE, BECAUSE IF YOU

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BATHROOM COUNTER.
WHICH IS STRANGE, BECAUSE IF YOU
WANT A LARGE, SMOOTH SURFACE,

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WHICH IS STRANGE, BECAUSE IF YOU
WANT A LARGE, SMOOTH SURFACE,
YOU CAN'T DO BETTER THAN

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WANT A LARGE, SMOOTH SURFACE,
YOU CAN'T DO BETTER THAN
MATT GAETZ'S FOREHEAD.

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YOU CAN'T DO BETTER THAN
MATT GAETZ'S FOREHEAD.
AS FOR THE ESCORT HERSELF, SHE

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MATT GAETZ'S FOREHEAD.
AS FOR THE ESCORT HERSELF, SHE
AND GAETZ WEREN'T EXACTLY GOING

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AS FOR THE ESCORT HERSELF, SHE
AND GAETZ WEREN'T EXACTLY GOING
STEADY.

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AND GAETZ WEREN'T EXACTLY GOING
STEADY.
SAID ONE SOURCE

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STEADY.
SAID ONE SOURCE
SHE WAS JUST ONE OF THE MANY

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SAID ONE SOURCE
SHE WAS JUST ONE OF THE MANY
PIECES OF ARM CANDY HE HAD.

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SHE WAS JUST ONE OF THE MANY
PIECES OF ARM CANDY HE HAD.
THAT CANDY?

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PIECES OF ARM CANDY HE HAD.
THAT CANDY?
HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR MINTS.

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THAT CANDY?
HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR MINTS.
GAETZ, FOR HIS PART, DOESN'T

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HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR MINTS.
GAETZ, FOR HIS PART, DOESN'T
SEEM TO GET WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS

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GAETZ, FOR HIS PART, DOESN'T
SEEM TO GET WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS
ABOUT.

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SEEM TO GET WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS
ABOUT.
ON SATURDAY, HE TOLD A CROWD OF

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ABOUT.
ON SATURDAY, HE TOLD A CROWD OF
REPUBLICAN ACTIVISTS

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ON SATURDAY, HE TOLD A CROWD OF
REPUBLICAN ACTIVISTS
I'M BEING FALSELY ACCUSED OF

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REPUBLICAN ACTIVISTS
I'M BEING FALSELY ACCUSED OF
EXCHANGING MONEY FOR NAUGHTY

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I'M BEING FALSELY ACCUSED OF
EXCHANGING MONEY FOR NAUGHTY
FAVORS.

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EXCHANGING MONEY FOR NAUGHTY
FAVORS.
NAUGHTY FAVORS?

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FAVORS.
NAUGHTY FAVORS?
SPOKEN LIKE A MAN WHO REALLY

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NAUGHTY FAVORS?
SPOKEN LIKE A MAN WHO REALLY
DOESN'T GRASP THE SEVERITY OF

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SPOKEN LIKE A MAN WHO REALLY
DOESN'T GRASP THE SEVERITY OF
HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR.

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DOESN'T GRASP THE SEVERITY OF
HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR.
THAT'S LIKE JEFFERY DAHMER

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HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR.
THAT'S LIKE JEFFERY DAHMER
CALLING HIS CANNIBALISM A

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THAT'S LIKE JEFFERY DAHMER
CALLING HIS CANNIBALISM A
WHOOPS-A-NIBBLE.

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CALLING HIS CANNIBALISM A
WHOOPS-A-NIBBLE.
GAETZ THEN EXPLAINED THAT "HE'S"

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WHOOPS-A-NIBBLE.
GAETZ THEN EXPLAINED THAT "HE'S"
NOT THE ONE DOING

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GAETZ THEN EXPLAINED THAT "HE'S"
NOT THE ONE DOING
MONEY-FOR-BAD-STUFF, SAYING,

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NOT THE ONE DOING
MONEY-FOR-BAD-STUFF, SAYING,
CONGRESS HAS RE-INSTITUTED A

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MONEY-FOR-BAD-STUFF, SAYING,
CONGRESS HAS RE-INSTITUTED A
PROCESS THAT LEGALIZES THE

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CONGRESS HAS RE-INSTITUTED A
PROCESS THAT LEGALIZES THE
CORRUPT ACT OF EXCHANGING MONEY

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PROCESS THAT LEGALIZES THE
CORRUPT ACT OF EXCHANGING MONEY
FOR FAVORS, THROUGH EARMARKS,

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CORRUPT ACT OF EXCHANGING MONEY
FOR FAVORS, THROUGH EARMARKS,
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THAT'S

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FOR FAVORS, THROUGH EARMARKS,
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THAT'S
THE CORRUPTION.

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AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THAT'S
THE CORRUPTION.
DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT?

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THE CORRUPTION.
DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT?
YOUR DATE MIGHT NOT, DEPENDING

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DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT?
YOUR DATE MIGHT NOT, DEPENDING
ON HOW SHE'S DOING IN SOCIAL

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YOUR DATE MIGHT NOT, DEPENDING
ON HOW SHE'S DOING IN SOCIAL
STUDIES.

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ON HOW SHE'S DOING IN SOCIAL
STUDIES.
OK, ENOUGH GAETZ-GATE.

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STUDIES.
OK, ENOUGH GAETZ-GATE.
LET'S TURN TO A COMPLETELY

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OK, ENOUGH GAETZ-GATE.
LET'S TURN TO A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT STORY:

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LET'S TURN TO A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT STORY:
GATES-GAETE.

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DIFFERENT STORY:
GATES-GAETE.
>> YO BILL, HEAR YOU'RE SINGLE

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GATES-GAETE.
>> YO BILL, HEAR YOU'RE SINGLE
NOW.

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>> YO BILL, HEAR YOU'RE SINGLE
NOW.
YOU SHOULD COME TO MY PARTY AT

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NOW.
YOU SHOULD COME TO MY PARTY AT
CLAIRE'S.

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YOU SHOULD COME TO MY PARTY AT
CLAIRE'S.
>> STEPHEN: WE RECENTLY LEARNED

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CLAIRE'S.
>> STEPHEN: WE RECENTLY LEARNED
THAT BILL GATES AND HIS WIFE

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>> STEPHEN: WE RECENTLY LEARNED
THAT BILL GATES AND HIS WIFE
MELINDA ARE FILING FOR DIVORCE.

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THAT BILL GATES AND HIS WIFE
MELINDA ARE FILING FOR DIVORCE.
THIS MAY HAVE A HUGE IMPACT ON

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MELINDA ARE FILING FOR DIVORCE.
THIS MAY HAVE A HUGE IMPACT ON
THEIR JOINT PHILANTHROPIC

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THIS MAY HAVE A HUGE IMPACT ON
THEIR JOINT PHILANTHROPIC
VENTURE, THE BILL AND MELINDA

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THEIR JOINT PHILANTHROPIC
VENTURE, THE BILL AND MELINDA
GATES FOUNDATION.

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VENTURE, THE BILL AND MELINDA
GATES FOUNDATION.
BUT I WANT TO REASSURE YOU THAT

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GATES FOUNDATION.
BUT I WANT TO REASSURE YOU THAT
THERE WILL BE NO IMPACT ON MY

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BUT I WANT TO REASSURE YOU THAT
THERE WILL BE NO IMPACT ON MY
CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION

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THERE WILL BE NO IMPACT ON MY
CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION
THE STEPHEN AND MELINDA GATES

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CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION
THE STEPHEN AND MELINDA GATES
FOUNDATION.

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THE STEPHEN AND MELINDA GATES
FOUNDATION.
PLEASE CONTINUE TO GIVE

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FOUNDATION.
PLEASE CONTINUE TO GIVE
GENEROUSLY.

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PLEASE CONTINUE TO GIVE
GENEROUSLY.
WE ARE JUST MONTHS AWAY FROM

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GENEROUSLY.
WE ARE JUST MONTHS AWAY FROM
FINDING A CAUSE.

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WE ARE JUST MONTHS AWAY FROM
FINDING A CAUSE.
WE JUST LEARNED THAT LONG BEFORE

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FINDING A CAUSE.
WE JUST LEARNED THAT LONG BEFORE
THEIR SPLIT, BILL GATES HAD A

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WE JUST LEARNED THAT LONG BEFORE
THEIR SPLIT, BILL GATES HAD A
REPUTATION FOR QUESTIONABLE

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THEIR SPLIT, BILL GATES HAD A
REPUTATION FOR QUESTIONABLE
BEHAVIOR.

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REPUTATION FOR QUESTIONABLE
BEHAVIOR.
YEAH, WE ALL REMEMBER THE ZUNE.

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BEHAVIOR.
YEAH, WE ALL REMEMBER THE ZUNE.
BUT THERE ARE SOME TROUBLING

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YEAH, WE ALL REMEMBER THE ZUNE.
BUT THERE ARE SOME TROUBLING
DETAILS, INCLUDING THAT

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BUT THERE ARE SOME TROUBLING
DETAILS, INCLUDING THAT
ON AT LEAST A FEW OCCASIONS, MR.

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DETAILS, INCLUDING THAT
ON AT LEAST A FEW OCCASIONS, MR.
GATES PURSUED WOMEN WHO WORKED

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ON AT LEAST A FEW OCCASIONS, MR.
GATES PURSUED WOMEN WHO WORKED
FOR HIM AT MICROSOFT AND THE

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GATES PURSUED WOMEN WHO WORKED
FOR HIM AT MICROSOFT AND THE
BILL AND MELINDA GATES

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FOR HIM AT MICROSOFT AND THE
BILL AND MELINDA GATES
FOUNDATION.

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BILL AND MELINDA GATES
FOUNDATION.
BOLD MOVE TO PURSUE AN AFFAIR AT

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FOUNDATION.
BOLD MOVE TO PURSUE AN AFFAIR AT
AN OFFICE LITERALLY NAMED AFTER

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BOLD MOVE TO PURSUE AN AFFAIR AT
AN OFFICE LITERALLY NAMED AFTER
YOUR MARRIAGE.

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AN OFFICE LITERALLY NAMED AFTER
YOUR MARRIAGE.
BABY, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT

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YOUR MARRIAGE.
BABY, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
MELINDA.

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BABY, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
MELINDA.
OR LOOK AT THE EXTERIOR OF THE

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MELINDA.
OR LOOK AT THE EXTERIOR OF THE
BUILDING.

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OR LOOK AT THE EXTERIOR OF THE
BUILDING.
OR THE STATIONERY.

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BUILDING.
OR THE STATIONERY.
OR OUR WEBSITE.

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OR THE STATIONERY.
OR OUR WEBSITE.
OR YOUR W-2.

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OR OUR WEBSITE.
OR YOUR W-2.
OR MELINDA, WHO'S ALSO IN THIS

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OR YOUR W-2.
OR MELINDA, WHO'S ALSO IN THIS
MEETING.

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OR MELINDA, WHO'S ALSO IN THIS
MEETING.
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE.

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MEETING.
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE.
IN 2006, GATES ATTENDED AN

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HERE'S AN EXAMPLE.
IN 2006, GATES ATTENDED AN
EMPLOYEE PRESENTATION

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IN 2006, GATES ATTENDED AN
EMPLOYEE PRESENTATION
LEFT THE MEETING AND IMMEDIATELY

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EMPLOYEE PRESENTATION
LEFT THE MEETING AND IMMEDIATELY
EMAILED THE WOMAN TO ASK HER OUT

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LEFT THE MEETING AND IMMEDIATELY
EMAILED THE WOMAN TO ASK HER OUT
TO DINNER, SAYING, IF THIS MAKES

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EMAILED THE WOMAN TO ASK HER OUT
TO DINNER, SAYING, IF THIS MAKES
YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, PRETEND IT

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TO DINNER, SAYING, IF THIS MAKES
YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, PRETEND IT
NEVER HAPPENED.

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YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, PRETEND IT
NEVER HAPPENED.
OF COURSE, PRETEND IT NEVER

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NEVER HAPPENED.
OF COURSE, PRETEND IT NEVER
HAPPENED WAS ALSO THE MOTTO FOR

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OF COURSE, PRETEND IT NEVER
HAPPENED WAS ALSO THE MOTTO FOR
WINDOWS VISTA.

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HAPPENED WAS ALSO THE MOTTO FOR
WINDOWS VISTA.
NOW THAT BEHAVIOR IS SKETCHY,

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WINDOWS VISTA.
NOW THAT BEHAVIOR IS SKETCHY,
BUT IT'S NOT SHOCKING-- AFTER

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NOW THAT BEHAVIOR IS SKETCHY,
BUT IT'S NOT SHOCKING-- AFTER
ALL, ONE LOOK AT HIM AND YOU

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BUT IT'S NOT SHOCKING-- AFTER
ALL, ONE LOOK AT HIM AND YOU
KNOW, THE MAN IS AN UNTAMABLE

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ALL, ONE LOOK AT HIM AND YOU
KNOW, THE MAN IS AN UNTAMABLE
SEX MACHINE.

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KNOW, THE MAN IS AN UNTAMABLE
SEX MACHINE.
BUT LIKE THE MAJORITY OF

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SEX MACHINE.
BUT LIKE THE MAJORITY OF
TROUBLED MARRIAGES, THE NUMBER

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BUT LIKE THE MAJORITY OF
TROUBLED MARRIAGES, THE NUMBER
ONE SOURCE OF CONFLICT WAS

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TROUBLED MARRIAGES, THE NUMBER
ONE SOURCE OF CONFLICT WAS
HANGING OUT WITH JEFFREY

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ONE SOURCE OF CONFLICT WAS
HANGING OUT WITH JEFFREY
EPSTEIN.

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HANGING OUT WITH JEFFREY
EPSTEIN.
BECAUSE WE'RE NOW LEARNING THAT

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EPSTEIN.
BECAUSE WE'RE NOW LEARNING THAT
GATES MET EPSTEIN DOZENS OF

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BECAUSE WE'RE NOW LEARNING THAT
GATES MET EPSTEIN DOZENS OF
TIMES STARTING IN 2011 AND

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GATES MET EPSTEIN DOZENS OF
TIMES STARTING IN 2011 AND
CONTINUING THROUGH TO 2014.

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TIMES STARTING IN 2011 AND
CONTINUING THROUGH TO 2014.
THAT'S AFTER EPSTEIN'S SEX

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CONTINUING THROUGH TO 2014.
THAT'S AFTER EPSTEIN'S SEX
CRIMES WERE KNOWN TO THE PUBLIC.

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THAT'S AFTER EPSTEIN'S SEX
CRIMES WERE KNOWN TO THE PUBLIC.
ALTHOUGH, MAYBE GATES DIDN'T

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CRIMES WERE KNOWN TO THE PUBLIC.
ALTHOUGH, MAYBE GATES DIDN'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT EPSTEIN,

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ALTHOUGH, MAYBE GATES DIDN'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT EPSTEIN,
BECAUSE HE LOOKED HIM UP ON

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KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT EPSTEIN,
BECAUSE HE LOOKED HIM UP ON
BING.

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BECAUSE HE LOOKED HIM UP ON
BING.
EVEN MORE DISTURBING, SOURCES

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BING.
EVEN MORE DISTURBING, SOURCES
SAY EPSTEIN GAVE BILL GATES

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EVEN MORE DISTURBING, SOURCES
SAY EPSTEIN GAVE BILL GATES
ADVICE ON HOW TO END A 'TOXIC'

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SAY EPSTEIN GAVE BILL GATES
ADVICE ON HOW TO END A 'TOXIC'
MARRIAGE.

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ADVICE ON HOW TO END A 'TOXIC'
MARRIAGE.
OF COURSE, THE MOST FOOL-PROOF

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MARRIAGE.
OF COURSE, THE MOST FOOL-PROOF
ADVICE ON ENDING ANY MARRIAGE?

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OF COURSE, THE MOST FOOL-PROOF
ADVICE ON ENDING ANY MARRIAGE?
SPEND TIME WITH ME, JEFFREY

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ADVICE ON ENDING ANY MARRIAGE?
SPEND TIME WITH ME, JEFFREY
EPSTEIN.

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SPEND TIME WITH ME, JEFFREY
EPSTEIN.
IS THIS JUST IN?

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00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:39,130
EPSTEIN.
IS THIS JUST IN?
BECAUSE IT SAYS "THIS JUST IN."

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00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:39,464
IS THIS JUST IN?
BECAUSE IT SAYS "THIS JUST IN."
>> IT'S TRUE.

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BECAUSE IT SAYS "THIS JUST IN."
>> IT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen: I HAVE AN UPDATE.

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>> IT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen: I HAVE AN UPDATE.
WE HAVE AN UPDATE.

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>> Stephen: I HAVE AN UPDATE.
WE HAVE AN UPDATE.
JUST IN:  ON THE MOST IMPORTANT

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WE HAVE AN UPDATE.
JUST IN:  ON THE MOST IMPORTANT
STORY GRIPPING THE NATION, I'M

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JUST IN:  ON THE MOST IMPORTANT
STORY GRIPPING THE NATION, I'M
TALKING

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STORY GRIPPING THE NATION, I'M
TALKING
ABOUT:

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TALKING
ABOUT:
TIGER ON THE LOOSE

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ABOUT:
TIGER ON THE LOOSE
(TIGER ROARS)

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TIGER ON THE LOOSE
(TIGER ROARS)
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S

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00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:54,512
(TIGER ROARS)
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S
WHAT HAPPENED: LAST WEEK

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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S
WHAT HAPPENED: LAST WEEK
A TIGER WAS SPOTTED WANDERING

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WHAT HAPPENED: LAST WEEK
A TIGER WAS SPOTTED WANDERING
AROUND A RESIDENTIAL

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A TIGER WAS SPOTTED WANDERING
AROUND A RESIDENTIAL
NEIGHBORHOOD IN TEXAS, UNTIL A

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00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:57,615
AROUND A RESIDENTIAL
NEIGHBORHOOD IN TEXAS, UNTIL A
MYSTERY MAN CAME TO RETRIEVE THE

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NEIGHBORHOOD IN TEXAS, UNTIL A
MYSTERY MAN CAME TO RETRIEVE THE
BIG CAT.

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MYSTERY MAN CAME TO RETRIEVE THE
BIG CAT.
END OF STORY, RIGHT?

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BIG CAT.
END OF STORY, RIGHT?
WRONG.

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00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:05,490
END OF STORY, RIGHT?
WRONG.
BECAUSE WE THEN FOUND OUT THAT

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WRONG.
BECAUSE WE THEN FOUND OUT THAT
GUY WAS VICTOR HUGO CUEVAS

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00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,060
BECAUSE WE THEN FOUND OUT THAT
GUY WAS VICTOR HUGO CUEVAS
A MURDER SUSPECT OUT ON BOND,

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00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:09,627
GUY WAS VICTOR HUGO CUEVAS
A MURDER SUSPECT OUT ON BOND,
WHO WAS THEN RE-ARRESTED FOR

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A MURDER SUSPECT OUT ON BOND,
WHO WAS THEN RE-ARRESTED FOR
HAVING THE TIGER, THE TIGER'S

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WHO WAS THEN RE-ARRESTED FOR
HAVING THE TIGER, THE TIGER'S
WHEREABOUTS ARE NOT KNOWN.

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00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,498
HAVING THE TIGER, THE TIGER'S
WHEREABOUTS ARE NOT KNOWN.
AND YOU KNOW THINGS ARE MESSED

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00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,499
WHEREABOUTS ARE NOT KNOWN.
AND YOU KNOW THINGS ARE MESSED
UP WHEN THE MOST UNDERSTANDABLE

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00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,569
AND YOU KNOW THINGS ARE MESSED
UP WHEN THE MOST UNDERSTANDABLE
PART OF A NEWS STORY ARE THE

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UP WHEN THE MOST UNDERSTANDABLE
PART OF A NEWS STORY ARE THE
WORDS MURDER SUSPECT.

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00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,672
PART OF A NEWS STORY ARE THE
WORDS MURDER SUSPECT.
THEN THINGS GOT WEIRDER IN THIS

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00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:21,239
WORDS MURDER SUSPECT.
THEN THINGS GOT WEIRDER IN THIS
STORY-- WHICH, I WILL REMIND

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00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:21,806
THEN THINGS GOT WEIRDER IN THIS
STORY-- WHICH, I WILL REMIND
YOU, IS NOT TAKING PLACE IN

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00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,943
STORY-- WHICH, I WILL REMIND
YOU, IS NOT TAKING PLACE IN
FLORIDA.

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00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:25,510
YOU, IS NOT TAKING PLACE IN
FLORIDA.
AFTER BEING ARRESTED, CUEVAS

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00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,979
FLORIDA.
AFTER BEING ARRESTED, CUEVAS
INSISTED THAT HE WAS NOT THE

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00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,013
AFTER BEING ARRESTED, CUEVAS
INSISTED THAT HE WAS NOT THE
TIGER'S OWNER.

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00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:29,514
INSISTED THAT HE WAS NOT THE
TIGER'S OWNER.
SMART.

405
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,215
TIGER'S OWNER.
SMART.
NEVER BUY A TIGER - ALWAYS

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00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,784
SMART.
NEVER BUY A TIGER - ALWAYS
LEASE.

407
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,518
NEVER BUY A TIGER - ALWAYS
LEASE.
THOSE THINGS START DEPRECIATING

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00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,221
LEASE.
THOSE THINGS START DEPRECIATING
THE MINUTE THEY WALK OFF THE LOT

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00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,489
THOSE THINGS START DEPRECIATING
THE MINUTE THEY WALK OFF THE LOT
AND MAUL A CUB SCOUT TROOP.

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00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,324
THE MINUTE THEY WALK OFF THE LOT
AND MAUL A CUB SCOUT TROOP.
BUT THERE IS GOOD NEWS BECAUSE

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00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,692
AND MAUL A CUB SCOUT TROOP.
BUT THERE IS GOOD NEWS BECAUSE
THIS WEEKEND, THE MISSING TIGER

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00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:41,292
BUT THERE IS GOOD NEWS BECAUSE
THIS WEEKEND, THE MISSING TIGER
WAS TURNED IN TO AUTHORITIES.

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THIS WEEKEND, THE MISSING TIGER
WAS TURNED IN TO AUTHORITIES.
WHICH BRINGS US TO

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WAS TURNED IN TO AUTHORITIES.
WHICH BRINGS US TO
TIGER FOUND EDITION.

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00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,505
WHICH BRINGS US TO
TIGER FOUND EDITION.
TURNS OUT, THE ALLEGED MURDERER

416
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:54,205
TIGER FOUND EDITION.
TURNS OUT, THE ALLEGED MURDERER
SLASH TIGER SMUGGLER WAS MAYBE

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00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,509
TURNS OUT, THE ALLEGED MURDERER
SLASH TIGER SMUGGLER WAS MAYBE
NOT THE MOST HONEST GUY.

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00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,110
SLASH TIGER SMUGGLER WAS MAYBE
NOT THE MOST HONEST GUY.
BECAUSE HE KNEW ALL ALONG WHERE

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NOT THE MOST HONEST GUY.
BECAUSE HE KNEW ALL ALONG WHERE
IT WAS: HE LEFT THE TIGER WITH

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00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:05,517
BECAUSE HE KNEW ALL ALONG WHERE
IT WAS: HE LEFT THE TIGER WITH
HIS WIFE, GIA.

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00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:06,217
IT WAS: HE LEFT THE TIGER WITH
HIS WIFE, GIA.
THAT'S A GOOD WIFE, SHE TOOK A

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00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,418
HIS WIFE, GIA.
THAT'S A GOOD WIFE, SHE TOOK A
VOW: TILL DEATH DO YOU PART.

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00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:07,952
THAT'S A GOOD WIFE, SHE TOOK A
VOW: TILL DEATH DO YOU PART.
WHICH MAY BE SOON, IF YOUR

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00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,287
VOW: TILL DEATH DO YOU PART.
WHICH MAY BE SOON, IF YOUR
HUSBAND ASKS YOU TO HIDE HIS

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00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:09,521
WHICH MAY BE SOON, IF YOUR
HUSBAND ASKS YOU TO HIDE HIS
TIGER.

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00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:13,224
HUSBAND ASKS YOU TO HIDE HIS
TIGER.
IF YOU'RE CONCERNED THAT A

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00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,560
TIGER.
IF YOU'RE CONCERNED THAT A
BLOOD THIRSTY APEX PREDATOR WAS

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00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,562
IF YOU'RE CONCERNED THAT A
BLOOD THIRSTY APEX PREDATOR WAS
LURKING AROUND A SUBURBAN

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00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,197
BLOOD THIRSTY APEX PREDATOR WAS
LURKING AROUND A SUBURBAN
NEIGHBORHOOD, DON'T.

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00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:19,931
LURKING AROUND A SUBURBAN
NEIGHBORHOOD, DON'T.
ACCORDING TO POLICE

431
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:20,532
NEIGHBORHOOD, DON'T.
ACCORDING TO POLICE
THE TIGER WAS PASSED AROUND A

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00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:21,132
ACCORDING TO POLICE
THE TIGER WAS PASSED AROUND A
LITTLE BIT, BUT ULTIMATELY GIA

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00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:21,766
THE TIGER WAS PASSED AROUND A
LITTLE BIT, BUT ULTIMATELY GIA
KNEW WHERE THE TIGER WAS AT ALL

434
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,202
LITTLE BIT, BUT ULTIMATELY GIA
KNEW WHERE THE TIGER WAS AT ALL
TIMES.

435
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,236
KNEW WHERE THE TIGER WAS AT ALL
TIMES.
THAT IS REASSURING.

436
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:25,870
TIMES.
THAT IS REASSURING.
HEY, I KNOW YOUR INTESTINES ARE

437
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,405
THAT IS REASSURING.
HEY, I KNOW YOUR INTESTINES ARE
KINDA SCATTERED AROUND THE ROOM

438
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,139
HEY, I KNOW YOUR INTESTINES ARE
KINDA SCATTERED AROUND THE ROOM
RIGHT NOW, BUT DON'T WORRY, GIA

439
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,507
KINDA SCATTERED AROUND THE ROOM
RIGHT NOW, BUT DON'T WORRY, GIA
KNOWS WHERE THE TIGER IS AT ALL

440
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,809
RIGHT NOW, BUT DON'T WORRY, GIA
KNOWS WHERE THE TIGER IS AT ALL
TIMES.

441
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,311
KNOWS WHERE THE TIGER IS AT ALL
TIMES.
RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOSHING ON YOUR

442
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:33,511
TIMES.
RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOSHING ON YOUR
FEET.

443
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,214
RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOSHING ON YOUR
FEET.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

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00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,515
FEET.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE CINDY

445
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,018
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE CINDY
MCCAIN AND POSE STAR M.J.

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00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,119
TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE CINDY
MCCAIN AND POSE STAR M.J.
RODRIGUEZ.

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00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:41,753
MCCAIN AND POSE STAR M.J.
RODRIGUEZ.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, THE KIDS

448
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:44,422
RODRIGUEZ.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, THE KIDS
ARE FIGHTING, AND THEY'RE USING

449
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,523
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, THE KIDS
ARE FIGHTING, AND THEY'RE USING
A WORD I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

450
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:49,460
ARE FIGHTING, AND THEY'RE USING
A WORD I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
STICK AROUND.

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00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:19,858
♪♪♪
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

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00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,360
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."
LET'S SAY HI TO JON BATISTE.

453
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,928
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."
LET'S SAY HI TO JON BATISTE.
HELLO, JON!

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00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,163
LET'S SAY HI TO JON BATISTE.
HELLO, JON!
>> Jon: HELLO, STEPHEN.

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00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:25,797
HELLO, JON!
>> Jon: HELLO, STEPHEN.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

456
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,432
>> Jon: HELLO, STEPHEN.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> Stephen:IO ARE INCHING

457
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,967
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> Stephen:IO ARE INCHING
CHOICER AND CLOSER TO THE ED

458
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:29,567
>> Stephen:IO ARE INCHING
CHOICER AND CLOSER TO THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER, AREN'T YOU?

459
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,134
CHOICER AND CLOSER TO THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER, AREN'T YOU?
>> Jon: I AM.

460
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,870
SULLIVAN THEATER, AREN'T YOU?
>> Jon: I AM.
>> Stephen: I SAY YOU MEET

461
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:35,273
>> Jon: I AM.
>> Stephen: I SAY YOU MEET
MONDAY WITH A CROWBAR AND NO

462
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:35,540
>> Stephen: I SAY YOU MEET
MONDAY WITH A CROWBAR AND NO
APOLOGIES.

463
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,507
MONDAY WITH A CROWBAR AND NO
APOLOGIES.
SNAP OFF THE LOCKS, GO IN THERE

464
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,276
APOLOGIES.
SNAP OFF THE LOCKS, GO IN THERE
AND DO THE DAMN SHOW.

465
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,844
SNAP OFF THE LOCKS, GO IN THERE
AND DO THE DAMN SHOW.
>> Jon: LET'S DO IT, MAN.

466
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,647
AND DO THE DAMN SHOW.
>> Jon: LET'S DO IT, MAN.
I'M READY, I'VE GOT MICRO BAR

467
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,515
>> Jon: LET'S DO IT, MAN.
I'M READY, I'VE GOT MICRO BAR
BACK IN THE CAR.

468
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,149
I'M READY, I'VE GOT MICRO BAR
BACK IN THE CAR.
>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE

469
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,151
BACK IN THE CAR.
>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE
ANY MUSIC INDICATIVE OF SOMEONE

470
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,153
>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE
ANY MUSIC INDICATIVE OF SOMEONE
EXCITED TO GET BACK INTO THE ED

471
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:49,854
ANY MUSIC INDICATIVE OF SOMEONE
EXCITED TO GET BACK INTO THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER?

472
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,323
EXCITED TO GET BACK INTO THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER?
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS...

473
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,157
SULLIVAN THEATER?
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS...
♪

474
00:14:53,159 --> 00:15:01,065
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS...
♪
PAKISTAN.♪♪♪

475
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,500
♪
PAKISTAN.♪♪♪
>> Stephen: SEE YOU MONDAY.

476
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,835
PAKISTAN.♪♪♪
>> Stephen: SEE YOU MONDAY.
>> Jon: SEE YOU THERE.

477
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:06,771
>> Stephen: SEE YOU MONDAY.
>> Jon: SEE YOU THERE.
>> Stephen: RIGHT, MONDAY?

478
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,107
>> Jon: SEE YOU THERE.
>> Stephen: RIGHT, MONDAY?
YOU GOING TO BE IN THERE MONDAY?

479
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,742
>> Stephen: RIGHT, MONDAY?
YOU GOING TO BE IN THERE MONDAY?
NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE IN

480
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:11,910
YOU GOING TO BE IN THERE MONDAY?
NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE IN
THERE MONDAY.

481
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,878
NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE IN
THERE MONDAY.
SOMEONE'S A COWARD!

482
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,847
THERE MONDAY.
SOMEONE'S A COWARD!
PEACE.

483
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:16,147
SOMEONE'S A COWARD!
PEACE.
( LAUGHTER )

484
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,851
PEACE.
( LAUGHTER )
FOLKS, IT'S NO SECRET THAT

485
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:20,752
( LAUGHTER )
FOLKS, IT'S NO SECRET THAT
THIS PAST YEAR HAS BROUGHT OUT

486
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,352
FOLKS, IT'S NO SECRET THAT
THIS PAST YEAR HAS BROUGHT OUT
DEEP DIVISIONS IN OUR COUNTRY.

487
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,120
THIS PAST YEAR HAS BROUGHT OUT
DEEP DIVISIONS IN OUR COUNTRY.
DIFFERENCES THAT THREATEN TO

488
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,156
DEEP DIVISIONS IN OUR COUNTRY.
DIFFERENCES THAT THREATEN TO
TEAR APART WORKPLACES, FAMILIES,

489
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:25,857
DIFFERENCES THAT THREATEN TO
TEAR APART WORKPLACES, FAMILIES,
AND THE NATION ITSELF.

490
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,425
TEAR APART WORKPLACES, FAMILIES,
AND THE NATION ITSELF.
I'M TALKING OF COURSE ABOUT THE

491
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,160
AND THE NATION ITSELF.
I'M TALKING OF COURSE ABOUT THE
ONGOING CULTURE WARS BETWEEN

492
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,296
I'M TALKING OF COURSE ABOUT THE
ONGOING CULTURE WARS BETWEEN
MILLENNIALS AND ZOOMERS.

493
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:31,896
ONGOING CULTURE WARS BETWEEN
MILLENNIALS AND ZOOMERS.
IT'S A BATTLE FOR THE AGES:

494
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:37,101
MILLENNIALS AND ZOOMERS.
IT'S A BATTLE FOR THE AGES:
GEN Y VERSUS GEN Z.

495
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:47,912
IT'S A BATTLE FOR THE AGES:
GEN Y VERSUS GEN Z.
THE GRAMMARS VERSUS THE TICK

496
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:48,346
GEN Y VERSUS GEN Z.
THE GRAMMARS VERSUS THE TICK
TIKTOKERS.

497
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:48,947
THE GRAMMARS VERSUS THE TICK
TIKTOKERS.
BILLIE EILISH FANS VERSUS MORE

498
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:49,380
TIKTOKERS.
BILLIE EILISH FANS VERSUS MORE
BILLIE EILISH FANS.

499
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:49,914
BILLIE EILISH FANS VERSUS MORE
BILLIE EILISH FANS.
EVERYBODY LIKES HER.

500
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,115
BILLIE EILISH FANS.
EVERYBODY LIKES HER.
IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR A YOUNGER

501
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:51,783
EVERYBODY LIKES HER.
IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR A YOUNGER
GENERATION TO GO AFTER ITS

502
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,450
IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR A YOUNGER
GENERATION TO GO AFTER ITS
SLIGHTLY OLDER COUNTERPART.

503
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,084
GENERATION TO GO AFTER ITS
SLIGHTLY OLDER COUNTERPART.
BUT GEN Z HAS REALLY MADE AN ART

504
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:53,718
SLIGHTLY OLDER COUNTERPART.
BUT GEN Z HAS REALLY MADE AN ART
OUT OF IT, SKEWERING MILLENNIALS

505
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,485
BUT GEN Z HAS REALLY MADE AN ART
OUT OF IT, SKEWERING MILLENNIALS
FOR EVERYTHING, FROM THEIR SIDE

506
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,119
OUT OF IT, SKEWERING MILLENNIALS
FOR EVERYTHING, FROM THEIR SIDE
PARTS, TO THEIR SKINNY JEANS, TO

507
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:55,887
FOR EVERYTHING, FROM THEIR SIDE
PARTS, TO THEIR SKINNY JEANS, TO
THEIR USING THE CRYING/LAUGHING

508
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,155
PARTS, TO THEIR SKINNY JEANS, TO
THEIR USING THE CRYING/LAUGHING
EMOJI.

509
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,823
THEIR USING THE CRYING/LAUGHING
EMOJI.
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, MILLENNIALS.

510
00:15:58,825 --> 00:15:59,490
EMOJI.
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, MILLENNIALS.
I HAD TO STOP USING THAT ONE

511
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,159
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, MILLENNIALS.
I HAD TO STOP USING THAT ONE
TOO, AFTER I CONFUSED IT WITH

512
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:01,893
I HAD TO STOP USING THAT ONE
TOO, AFTER I CONFUSED IT WITH
THE CRYING-CRYING EMOJI AND

513
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:05,163
TOO, AFTER I CONFUSED IT WITH
THE CRYING-CRYING EMOJI AND
TEXTED A FRIEND:

514
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,899
THE CRYING-CRYING EMOJI AND
TEXTED A FRIEND:
SORRY YOUR MOM'S IN THE HOSPITAL

515
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,668
TEXTED A FRIEND:
SORRY YOUR MOM'S IN THE HOSPITAL
CRYING LAUGHING EMOJI LOL.

516
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,539
SORRY YOUR MOM'S IN THE HOSPITAL
CRYING LAUGHING EMOJI LOL.
I THOUGHT THAT MEANT LOTS OF

517
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:14,739
CRYING LAUGHING EMOJI LOL.
I THOUGHT THAT MEANT LOTS OF
LOVE.

518
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:15,907
I THOUGHT THAT MEANT LOTS OF
LOVE.
NOW, ZOOMERS ARE SUMMING UP A

519
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:16,474
LOVE.
NOW, ZOOMERS ARE SUMMING UP A
LOT OF THOSE FEELINGS ABOUT

520
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,041
NOW, ZOOMERS ARE SUMMING UP A
LOT OF THOSE FEELINGS ABOUT
MILLENNIALS WITH A VIRAL NEW

521
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:17,241
LOT OF THOSE FEELINGS ABOUT
MILLENNIALS WITH A VIRAL NEW
TERM:

522
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,243
MILLENNIALS WITH A VIRAL NEW
TERM:
CHEUGY.

523
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:19,744
TERM:
CHEUGY.
YES, CHEUGY.

524
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:20,345
CHEUGY.
YES, CHEUGY.
WHICH IS A WORD TO MAKE FUN OF

525
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:24,449
YES, CHEUGY.
WHICH IS A WORD TO MAKE FUN OF
MILLENNIALS, AND NOT, AS I

526
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,116
WHICH IS A WORD TO MAKE FUN OF
MILLENNIALS, AND NOT, AS I
ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, TO DESCRIB

527
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:29,153
MILLENNIALS, AND NOT, AS I
ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, TO DESCRIB
BRETT KAVANAUGH DID WITH P.Y.

528
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,389
ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, TO DESCRIB
BRETT KAVANAUGH DID WITH P.Y.
AND SQUEE.

529
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:31,889
BRETT KAVANAUGH DID WITH P.Y.
AND SQUEE.
CHEUGY, WHAT IS CHEUGY?

530
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,523
AND SQUEE.
CHEUGY, WHAT IS CHEUGY?
WELL, IT'S HARD TO DEFINE.

531
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,157
CHEUGY, WHAT IS CHEUGY?
WELL, IT'S HARD TO DEFINE.
ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES

532
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,625
WELL, IT'S HARD TO DEFINE.
ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES
IT'S NOT QUITE BASIC,, AND IT'S

533
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,260
ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES
IT'S NOT QUITE BASIC,, AND IT'S
NOT QUITE UNCOOL.

534
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:36,894
IT'S NOT QUITE BASIC,, AND IT'S
NOT QUITE UNCOOL.
AND IT CAN BE USED, BROADLY, TO

535
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:37,495
NOT QUITE UNCOOL.
AND IT CAN BE USED, BROADLY, TO
DESCRIBE SOMEONE WHO IS OUT OF

536
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,198
AND IT CAN BE USED, BROADLY, TO
DESCRIBE SOMEONE WHO IS OUT OF
DATE OR TRYING TOO HARD.

537
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,165
DESCRIBE SOMEONE WHO IS OUT OF
DATE OR TRYING TOO HARD.
SOME THINGS THAT GEN Z'ERS HAVE

538
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,901
DATE OR TRYING TOO HARD.
SOME THINGS THAT GEN Z'ERS HAVE
DEEMED CHEUGY INCLUDE, THE HYPE

539
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,169
SOME THINGS THAT GEN Z'ERS HAVE
DEEMED CHEUGY INCLUDE, THE HYPE
HOUSE, GOLDEN GOOSE SNEAKERS,

540
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,805
DEEMED CHEUGY INCLUDE, THE HYPE
HOUSE, GOLDEN GOOSE SNEAKERS,
BEING REALLY INTO SNEAKER

541
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,773
HOUSE, GOLDEN GOOSE SNEAKERS,
BEING REALLY INTO SNEAKER
CULTURE, AND RAE DUNN POTTERY.

542
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:49,374
BEING REALLY INTO SNEAKER
CULTURE, AND RAE DUNN POTTERY.
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T

543
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,843
CULTURE, AND RAE DUNN POTTERY.
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T
KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE THINGS

544
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:52,543
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T
KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE THINGS
ARE, ARE YOU ME?

545
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,177
KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE THINGS
ARE, ARE YOU ME?
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF

546
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,913
ARE, ARE YOU ME?
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF
THOSE THINGS ARE.

547
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,148
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF
THOSE THINGS ARE.
LOOK, EVERY GENERATION HAS THESE

548
00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:01,152
THOSE THINGS ARE.
LOOK, EVERY GENERATION HAS THESE
TERMS FOR THEIR ELDERS.

549
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:01,919
LOOK, EVERY GENERATION HAS THESE
TERMS FOR THEIR ELDERS.
BUT CHEUGY IS KIND OF CONFUSING,

550
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,322
TERMS FOR THEIR ELDERS.
BUT CHEUGY IS KIND OF CONFUSING,
AND AS NEITHER A MILLENNIAL NOR

551
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,156
BUT CHEUGY IS KIND OF CONFUSING,
AND AS NEITHER A MILLENNIAL NOR
A GEN-Z, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO

552
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,458
AND AS NEITHER A MILLENNIAL NOR
A GEN-Z, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO
REALLY GET THE NEW LINGO.

553
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,059
A GEN-Z, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO
REALLY GET THE NEW LINGO.
SO HERE TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND

554
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,596
REALLY GET THE NEW LINGO.
SO HERE TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND
THIS LATEST WORD THE YOUNG FOLK

555
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,230
SO HERE TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND
THIS LATEST WORD THE YOUNG FOLK
ARE USING, IS OUR IN-HOUSE YOUTH

556
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,197
THIS LATEST WORD THE YOUNG FOLK
ARE USING, IS OUR IN-HOUSE YOUTH
REPRESENTATIVE, ELIANA KWARTLER.

557
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:13,898
ARE USING, IS OUR IN-HOUSE YOUTH
REPRESENTATIVE, ELIANA KWARTLER.
ELIANA?

558
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,168
REPRESENTATIVE, ELIANA KWARTLER.
ELIANA?
>> HI STEVE.

559
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,238
ELIANA?
>> HI STEVE.
OR AS THE KIDS SAY, WAZZAPPPPP.

560
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,172
>> HI STEVE.
OR AS THE KIDS SAY, WAZZAPPPPP.
>> STEPHEN: I DIDN'T KNOW THEY

561
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,342
OR AS THE KIDS SAY, WAZZAPPPPP.
>> STEPHEN: I DIDN'T KNOW THEY
STILL SAID THAT.

562
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:24,842
>> STEPHEN: I DIDN'T KNOW THEY
STILL SAID THAT.
ELIANA, WHAT IS CHEUGY?

563
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:25,410
STILL SAID THAT.
ELIANA, WHAT IS CHEUGY?
>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION,

564
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:29,047
ELIANA, WHAT IS CHEUGY?
>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION,
STEVE.

565
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:29,614
>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION,
STEVE.
WHICH I WOULD COUNTER WITH A

566
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,916
STEVE.
WHICH I WOULD COUNTER WITH A
QUESTION OF MY OWN: WHAT IS

567
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,819
WHICH I WOULD COUNTER WITH A
QUESTION OF MY OWN: WHAT IS
CHEUGY?

568
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,155
QUESTION OF MY OWN: WHAT IS
CHEUGY?
>> STEPHEN: ELIANA, DO YOU NOT

569
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,591
CHEUGY?
>> STEPHEN: ELIANA, DO YOU NOT
KNOW WHAT CHEUGY IS?

570
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,159
>> STEPHEN: ELIANA, DO YOU NOT
KNOW WHAT CHEUGY IS?
>> EXCUSE ME, GRANDPA, I DO.

571
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,027
KNOW WHAT CHEUGY IS?
>> EXCUSE ME, GRANDPA, I DO.
I'M A TOTAL CHEUG, AS THE

572
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:43,895
>> EXCUSE ME, GRANDPA, I DO.
I'M A TOTAL CHEUG, AS THE
CHEUGGIES WOULD SAY.

573
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:48,199
I'M A TOTAL CHEUG, AS THE
CHEUGGIES WOULD SAY.
I CHEUGY ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT.

574
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:48,766
CHEUGGIES WOULD SAY.
I CHEUGY ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT.
DAB ON, MY CHEUGS, CUZ WE'RE

575
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:49,400
I CHEUGY ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT.
DAB ON, MY CHEUGS, CUZ WE'RE
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA GETTING CHEUGY

576
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,003
DAB ON, MY CHEUGS, CUZ WE'RE
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA GETTING CHEUGY
WIT IT.

577
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:52,503
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA GETTING CHEUGY
WIT IT.
>> STEPHEN: DID YOU JUST

578
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,171
WIT IT.
>> STEPHEN: DID YOU JUST
REFERENCE A WILL SMITH SONG FROM

579
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,907
>> STEPHEN: DID YOU JUST
REFERENCE A WILL SMITH SONG FROM
1997?

580
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,175
REFERENCE A WILL SMITH SONG FROM
1997?
>> I DON'T KNOW, STEVE.

581
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:01,145
1997?
>> I DON'T KNOW, STEVE.
I WASN'T ALIVE IN 1997.

582
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:04,082
>> I DON'T KNOW, STEVE.
I WASN'T ALIVE IN 1997.
>> STEPHEN: YES YOU WERE ELIAN

583
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,784
I WASN'T ALIVE IN 1997.
>> STEPHEN: YES YOU WERE ELIAN
YOU'RE 27 AND A HALF.

584
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:07,018
>> STEPHEN: YES YOU WERE ELIAN
YOU'RE 27 AND A HALF.
ELIANA,

585
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:07,919
YOU'RE 27 AND A HALF.
ELIANA,
I BROUGHT YOU ON TO EXPLAIN

586
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:08,586
ELIANA,
I BROUGHT YOU ON TO EXPLAIN
YOUTH CULTURE TO ME, BUT NOW I'M

587
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,153
I BROUGHT YOU ON TO EXPLAIN
YOUTH CULTURE TO ME, BUT NOW I'M
WORRIED YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

588
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:15,726
YOUTH CULTURE TO ME, BUT NOW I'M
WORRIED YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOUTH CULTURE.

589
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,161
WORRIED YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOUTH CULTURE.
>> FINE, YOU CAUGHT ME.

590
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,630
YOUTH CULTURE.
>> FINE, YOU CAUGHT ME.
I'M A MILLENNIAL, STEVE.

591
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,164
>> FINE, YOU CAUGHT ME.
I'M A MILLENNIAL, STEVE.
I ONLY KNOW CHEUGY IN THE

592
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,165
I'M A MILLENNIAL, STEVE.
I ONLY KNOW CHEUGY IN THE
CONTEXT OF IT BEING CYBER-YELLED

593
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,100
I ONLY KNOW CHEUGY IN THE
CONTEXT OF IT BEING CYBER-YELLED
AT ME BY COOL KIDS WITH MIDDLE

594
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:22,667
CONTEXT OF IT BEING CYBER-YELLED
AT ME BY COOL KIDS WITH MIDDLE
PARTS.

595
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,267
AT ME BY COOL KIDS WITH MIDDLE
PARTS.
I'M NOT YOUNG AND HIP ANYMORE

596
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:23,801
PARTS.
I'M NOT YOUNG AND HIP ANYMORE
I'M NOT EVEN THE YOUNGEST,

597
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,169
I'M NOT YOUNG AND HIP ANYMORE
I'M NOT EVEN THE YOUNGEST,
HIPPEST WRITER ON THIS SHOW

598
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,805
I'M NOT EVEN THE YOUNGEST,
HIPPEST WRITER ON THIS SHOW
ANYMORE

599
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,073
HIPPEST WRITER ON THIS SHOW
ANYMORE
>> STEPHEN: THAT WOULD BE OUR

600
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:29,707
ANYMORE
>> STEPHEN: THAT WOULD BE OUR
YOUNGEST WRITER, DELMONTE BENT.

601
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,308
>> STEPHEN: THAT WOULD BE OUR
YOUNGEST WRITER, DELMONTE BENT.
>> DID SOMEONE SAY DELMONTE

602
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:30,908
YOUNGEST WRITER, DELMONTE BENT.
>> DID SOMEONE SAY DELMONTE
BENT?

603
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,776
>> DID SOMEONE SAY DELMONTE
BENT?
>> STEPHEN: DELMONTE, THANK GOD

604
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,076
BENT?
>> STEPHEN: DELMONTE, THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE.

605
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,177
>> STEPHEN: DELMONTE, THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO US WHAT

606
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:37,148
YOU'RE HERE.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO US WHAT
CHEUGY MEANS?

607
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,984
CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO US WHAT
CHEUGY MEANS?
>> TOTALLY.

608
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,152
CHEUGY MEANS?
>> TOTALLY.
BUT PROBABLY THE MOST CHEUGY

609
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,588
>> TOTALLY.
BUT PROBABLY THE MOST CHEUGY
THING TO DO WOULD BE FOR YOU TO

610
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,155
BUT PROBABLY THE MOST CHEUGY
THING TO DO WOULD BE FOR YOU TO
EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU THINK

611
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,156
THING TO DO WOULD BE FOR YOU TO
EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU THINK
CHEUGY MEANS.

612
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:49,160
EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU THINK
CHEUGY MEANS.
>> STEPHEN: NOT YOU TOO,

613
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,295
CHEUGY MEANS.
>> STEPHEN: NOT YOU TOO,
DELMONTE

614
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:51,896
>> STEPHEN: NOT YOU TOO,
DELMONTE
>>  I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

615
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:52,396
DELMONTE
>>  I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
MY JEANS ARE TOO SKINNY

616
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:52,997
>>  I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
MY JEANS ARE TOO SKINNY
>> NOW THAT'S CHEUGY.

617
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:53,364
MY JEANS ARE TOO SKINNY
>> NOW THAT'S CHEUGY.
>> STEPHEN: NO.

618
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,900
>> NOW THAT'S CHEUGY.
>> STEPHEN: NO.
IT'S NOT.

619
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,168
>> STEPHEN: NO.
IT'S NOT.
>> OR, IT MIGHT BE?

620
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,003
IT'S NOT.
>> OR, IT MIGHT BE?
>> OKAY, BOOMER.

621
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,304
>> OR, IT MIGHT BE?
>> OKAY, BOOMER.
>> STEPHEN: YOUNG PEOPLE,

622
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,172
>> OKAY, BOOMER.
>> STEPHEN: YOUNG PEOPLE,
EVERYBODY.

623
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,440
>> STEPHEN: YOUNG PEOPLE,
EVERYBODY.
THEY MUST BE DESTROYED.

624
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,176
EVERYBODY.
THEY MUST BE DESTROYED.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CINDY

625
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:05,743
THEY MUST BE DESTROYED.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CINDY
MCCAIN.

626
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,912
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CINDY
MCCAIN.
SERIOUSLY, YOU MUST BE

627
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,147
MCCAIN.
SERIOUSLY, YOU MUST BE
DESTROYED.

628
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,683
SERIOUSLY, YOU MUST BE
DESTROYED.
♪♪♪

629
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,896
♪♪♪
>> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.
JOINING ME TONIGHT IS THE

630
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,464
>> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.
JOINING ME TONIGHT IS THE
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF THE

631
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,031
JOINING ME TONIGHT IS THE
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF THE
MCCAIN INSTITUTE FOR

632
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:27,632
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF THE
MCCAIN INSTITUTE FOR
INTERNATIONAL LEADERSHIP, AND

633
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,099
MCCAIN INSTITUTE FOR
INTERNATIONAL LEADERSHIP, AND
THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK

634
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:28,900
INTERNATIONAL LEADERSHIP, AND
THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK
"STRONGER."

635
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:32,904
THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK
"STRONGER."
PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW,"

636
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,472
"STRONGER."
PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW,"
CINDY MCCAIN.

637
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:34,972
PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW,"
CINDY MCCAIN.
>> HOW ARE YOU?

638
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,674
CINDY MCCAIN.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> Stephen: I'M DOING JUST

639
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:36,874
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> Stephen: I'M DOING JUST
FINE.

640
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,376
>> Stephen: I'M DOING JUST
FINE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING

641
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,343
FINE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE, MA'AM.

642
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:39,977
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE, MA'AM.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

643
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,747
HERE, MA'AM.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: AS A BUSINESSWOMAN

644
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,115
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: AS A BUSINESSWOMAN
AND A PHILANTHROPIST, A WIFE OF

645
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:47,518
>> Stephen: AS A BUSINESSWOMAN
AND A PHILANTHROPIST, A WIFE OF
JOHN MCCAIN AND A LIFETIME

646
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,487
AND A PHILANTHROPIST, A WIFE OF
JOHN MCCAIN AND A LIFETIME
REPUBLICAN, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF

647
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,890
JOHN MCCAIN AND A LIFETIME
REPUBLICAN, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY KICKING OUT

648
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,726
REPUBLICAN, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY KICKING OUT
SOMEONE LIKE LIZ CHENEY?

649
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,595
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY KICKING OUT
SOMEONE LIKE LIZ CHENEY?
WHAT DO YOU MAKE -- DO YOU HAVE

650
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,396
SOMEONE LIKE LIZ CHENEY?
WHAT DO YOU MAKE -- DO YOU HAVE
ANY ADVICE FOR HER.

651
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,130
WHAT DO YOU MAKE -- DO YOU HAVE
ANY ADVICE FOR HER.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE

652
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:00,565
ANY ADVICE FOR HER.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING TO SAY TO HER?

653
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,367
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING TO SAY TO HER?
>> OH, I THINK SHE'S HANDLED

654
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,468
ANYTHING TO SAY TO HER?
>> OH, I THINK SHE'S HANDLED
HERSELF BEAUTIFULLY, I REALLY

655
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:04,635
>> OH, I THINK SHE'S HANDLED
HERSELF BEAUTIFULLY, I REALLY
TO.

656
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,138
HERSELF BEAUTIFULLY, I REALLY
TO.
YOU KNOW, IT'S ODD NOW, OUR

657
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,173
TO.
YOU KNOW, IT'S ODD NOW, OUR
PARTY SEEMS TO BE REWARDING BAD

658
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,908
YOU KNOW, IT'S ODD NOW, OUR
PARTY SEEMS TO BE REWARDING BAD
BEHAVIOR AND THEN TRASHING THOSE

659
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,877
PARTY SEEMS TO BE REWARDING BAD
BEHAVIOR AND THEN TRASHING THOSE
WHO TELL THE TRUTH AND ARE

660
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:13,678
BEHAVIOR AND THEN TRASHING THOSE
WHO TELL THE TRUTH AND ARE
HONEST ABOUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY

661
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,245
WHO TELL THE TRUTH AND ARE
HONEST ABOUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY
GOING ON.

662
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,713
HONEST ABOUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY
GOING ON.
WE HAVE LOST OUR WAY.

663
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,282
GOING ON.
WE HAVE LOST OUR WAY.
OUR PARTY IS IN SUCH DISARRAY

664
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:18,950
WE HAVE LOST OUR WAY.
OUR PARTY IS IN SUCH DISARRAY
RIGHT NOW.

665
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,719
OUR PARTY IS IN SUCH DISARRAY
RIGHT NOW.
BUT I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THE

666
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,488
RIGHT NOW.
BUT I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THE
HUMAN SPIRIT, AS YOU WOULD SAY,

667
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,723
BUT I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THE
HUMAN SPIRIT, AS YOU WOULD SAY,
WITH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND I

668
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,725
HUMAN SPIRIT, AS YOU WOULD SAY,
WITH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND I
BELIEVE WE'LL FIND OUR WAY BACK

669
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,560
WITH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND I
BELIEVE WE'LL FIND OUR WAY BACK
BUT I THINK IT'S GOING TO TAKE A

670
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:29,760
BELIEVE WE'LL FIND OUR WAY BACK
BUT I THINK IT'S GOING TO TAKE A
WHILE.

671
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,428
BUT I THINK IT'S GOING TO TAKE A
WHILE.
>> Stephen: YOUR HUSBAND, OF

672
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,130
WHILE.
>> Stephen: YOUR HUSBAND, OF
COURSE, KNOWN AS THE MAVERICK.

673
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:33,397
>> Stephen: YOUR HUSBAND, OF
COURSE, KNOWN AS THE MAVERICK.
>> MM-HMM.

674
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,233
COURSE, KNOWN AS THE MAVERICK.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: AND KNOWN AS BEING

675
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,067
>> MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: AND KNOWN AS BEING
INDEPENDENT OF THE DEMANDS OF

676
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,036
>> Stephen: AND KNOWN AS BEING
INDEPENDENT OF THE DEMANDS OF
LEADERSHIP OF HIS OWN PARTY, NOT

677
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,372
INDEPENDENT OF THE DEMANDS OF
LEADERSHIP OF HIS OWN PARTY, NOT
THAT HE WASN'T A CARD CARRYING

678
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,274
LEADERSHIP OF HIS OWN PARTY, NOT
THAT HE WASN'T A CARD CARRYING
LOYAL REPUBLICAN, BUT HE WENT

679
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,343
THAT HE WASN'T A CARD CARRYING
LOYAL REPUBLICAN, BUT HE WENT
HIS OWN WAY WHEN HE NEEDED TO.

680
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,811
LOYAL REPUBLICAN, BUT HE WENT
HIS OWN WAY WHEN HE NEEDED TO.
DO YOU THINK HE WOULD BE

681
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,646
HIS OWN WAY WHEN HE NEEDED TO.
DO YOU THINK HE WOULD BE
SURPRISED BY HOW HARD IT'S BEEN

682
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,314
DO YOU THINK HE WOULD BE
SURPRISED BY HOW HARD IT'S BEEN
AS A LEADERSHIP OF THE

683
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,949
SURPRISED BY HOW HARD IT'S BEEN
AS A LEADERSHIP OF THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY AS PRESENTLY

684
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,317
AS A LEADERSHIP OF THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY AS PRESENTLY
CONSTITUTED TO BREAK AWAY FROM

685
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,820
REPUBLICAN PARTY AS PRESENTLY
CONSTITUTED TO BREAK AWAY FROM
THE FORMER PRESIDENT WHO IS

686
00:20:55,822 --> 00:21:00,191
CONSTITUTED TO BREAK AWAY FROM
THE FORMER PRESIDENT WHO IS
CLEARLY DRAGGING YOUR PARTY INTO

687
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,293
THE FORMER PRESIDENT WHO IS
CLEARLY DRAGGING YOUR PARTY INTO
A DIRTY AND DANGEROUS PLACE?

688
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,663
CLEARLY DRAGGING YOUR PARTY INTO
A DIRTY AND DANGEROUS PLACE?
>> I FEEL DEEP IN MY HEART THAT

689
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,164
A DIRTY AND DANGEROUS PLACE?
>> I FEEL DEEP IN MY HEART THAT
JOHN WOULD BE VERY DISAPPOINTED

690
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,933
>> I FEEL DEEP IN MY HEART THAT
JOHN WOULD BE VERY DISAPPOINTED
IN WHAT'S GOING ON AND THE LACK

691
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,134
JOHN WOULD BE VERY DISAPPOINTED
IN WHAT'S GOING ON AND THE LACK
OF COURAGE ON THE PART OF SO

692
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:13,004
IN WHAT'S GOING ON AND THE LACK
OF COURAGE ON THE PART OF SO
MANY OF OUR SENATORS AND

693
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:14,105
OF COURAGE ON THE PART OF SO
MANY OF OUR SENATORS AND
CONGRESSMEN TO STAND UP TO WHAT

694
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:14,905
MANY OF OUR SENATORS AND
CONGRESSMEN TO STAND UP TO WHAT
THIS IS.

695
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:18,609
CONGRESSMEN TO STAND UP TO WHAT
THIS IS.
WHAT WE'RE SEEING IS THE DEMISE

696
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,578
THIS IS.
WHAT WE'RE SEEING IS THE DEMISE
OF THE PARTY OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN

697
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,479
WHAT WE'RE SEEING IS THE DEMISE
OF THE PARTY OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN
RIGHT NOW.

698
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,114
OF THE PARTY OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN
RIGHT NOW.
BUT AS I SAY, I BELIEVE WE CAN

699
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:23,914
RIGHT NOW.
BUT AS I SAY, I BELIEVE WE CAN
PULL OURSELVES BACK, BUT THIS IS

700
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,883
BUT AS I SAY, I BELIEVE WE CAN
PULL OURSELVES BACK, BUT THIS IS
GOING TO BE A LONG ROAD.

701
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,718
PULL OURSELVES BACK, BUT THIS IS
GOING TO BE A LONG ROAD.
WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED IN SO

702
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,321
GOING TO BE A LONG ROAD.
WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED IN SO
MANY DIFFERENT WAYS, AND WE'RE

703
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,555
WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED IN SO
MANY DIFFERENT WAYS, AND WE'RE
NO LONGER PRACTICING WHAT WE

704
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,890
MANY DIFFERENT WAYS, AND WE'RE
NO LONGER PRACTICING WHAT WE
USED TO BE, AND THAT WAS THE

705
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,827
NO LONGER PRACTICING WHAT WE
USED TO BE, AND THAT WAS THE
PARTY OF INCLUSION, THE PARTY OF

706
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:40,131
USED TO BE, AND THAT WAS THE
PARTY OF INCLUSION, THE PARTY OF
DECENCY AND DEBATE THAT WAS NOT

707
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,533
PARTY OF INCLUSION, THE PARTY OF
DECENCY AND DEBATE THAT WAS NOT
PERSONAL, AND WE'RE SO FAR

708
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,467
DECENCY AND DEBATE THAT WAS NOT
PERSONAL, AND WE'RE SO FAR
ASTRAY RIGHT NOW, IT'S AWFUL.

709
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,802
PERSONAL, AND WE'RE SO FAR
ASTRAY RIGHT NOW, IT'S AWFUL.
>> Stephen: WELL, I WOULD

710
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,837
ASTRAY RIGHT NOW, IT'S AWFUL.
>> Stephen: WELL, I WOULD
AGREE THAT THOSE ARE ALL GOOD

711
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,873
>> Stephen: WELL, I WOULD
AGREE THAT THOSE ARE ALL GOOD
GOALS -- DECENCY AND INCLUSION

712
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,007
AGREE THAT THOSE ARE ALL GOOD
GOALS -- DECENCY AND INCLUSION
AND DEBATE.

713
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,709
GOALS -- DECENCY AND INCLUSION
AND DEBATE.
YOU COULD SAY THAT ABOUT THE

714
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,877
AND DEBATE.
YOU COULD SAY THAT ABOUT THE
DEMOCRATS AS WELL.

715
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:56,881
YOU COULD SAY THAT ABOUT THE
DEMOCRATS AS WELL.
BUT IT'S ALSO ABOUT PERSONAL

716
00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:01,886
DEMOCRATS AS WELL.
BUT IT'S ALSO ABOUT PERSONAL
RESPONSIBILITY, FISCAL

717
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:02,520
BUT IT'S ALSO ABOUT PERSONAL
RESPONSIBILITY, FISCAL
CONSERVANCY, CHARACTER MATTERS,

718
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,188
RESPONSIBILITY, FISCAL
CONSERVANCY, CHARACTER MATTERS,
THOSE ARE THINGS I DON'T SEE AT

719
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,156
CONSERVANCY, CHARACTER MATTERS,
THOSE ARE THINGS I DON'T SEE AT
ALL ANYMORE.

720
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:05,423
THOSE ARE THINGS I DON'T SEE AT
ALL ANYMORE.
>> RIGHT.

721
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,358
ALL ANYMORE.
>> RIGHT.
THAT WAS ONE TO HAVE THE REASONS

722
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,026
>> RIGHT.
THAT WAS ONE TO HAVE THE REASONS
I ENDORSED JOE BIDEN WAS FOR THE

723
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,294
THAT WAS ONE TO HAVE THE REASONS
I ENDORSED JOE BIDEN WAS FOR THE
VERY THINGS YOU JUST MENTIONED.

724
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,696
I ENDORSED JOE BIDEN WAS FOR THE
VERY THINGS YOU JUST MENTIONED.
THERE WAS A LACK OF CHARACTER,

725
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,965
VERY THINGS YOU JUST MENTIONED.
THERE WAS A LACK OF CHARACTER,
THERE WAS A LACK OF DECENCY, A

726
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,267
THERE WAS A LACK OF CHARACTER,
THERE WAS A LACK OF DECENCY, A
LACK OF EMPATHY, ALL THE THINGS

727
00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:18,369
THERE WAS A LACK OF DECENCY, A
LACK OF EMPATHY, ALL THE THINGS
IT TAKES TO BE A GOOD LEADER,

728
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,937
LACK OF EMPATHY, ALL THE THINGS
IT TAKES TO BE A GOOD LEADER,
AND IT WAS NONEXISTENT IN THE

729
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:20,671
IT TAKES TO BE A GOOD LEADER,
AND IT WAS NONEXISTENT IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.

730
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,239
AND IT WAS NONEXISTENT IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
SO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU.

731
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,441
WHITE HOUSE.
SO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU.
I THINK YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT

732
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,643
SO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU.
I THINK YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT
WHEN YOU SAY WE HAVE NONE OF

733
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,610
I THINK YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT
WHEN YOU SAY WE HAVE NONE OF
THOSE THINGS AND MORE.

734
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:27,845
WHEN YOU SAY WE HAVE NONE OF
THOSE THINGS AND MORE.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE THINGS

735
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,380
THOSE THINGS AND MORE.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE THINGS
ABOUT LEADERSHIP THAT I ALWAYS

736
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:32,450
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE THINGS
ABOUT LEADERSHIP THAT I ALWAYS
FIND IRONIC IS THE LEADERS WILL

737
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,518
ABOUT LEADERSHIP THAT I ALWAYS
FIND IRONIC IS THE LEADERS WILL
OFTEN SAY, WELL, THESE ARE WHERE

738
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,887
FIND IRONIC IS THE LEADERS WILL
OFTEN SAY, WELL, THESE ARE WHERE
THE PEOPLE WANT TO GO, BUT

739
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:40,791
OFTEN SAY, WELL, THESE ARE WHERE
THE PEOPLE WANT TO GO, BUT
THAT'S NOT LEADERSHIP.

740
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:41,792
THE PEOPLE WANT TO GO, BUT
THAT'S NOT LEADERSHIP.
>> LEAD THEM, RIGHT.

741
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:42,526
THAT'S NOT LEADERSHIP.
>> LEAD THEM, RIGHT.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.

742
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,195
>> LEAD THEM, RIGHT.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE IS

743
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,696
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE IS
HAPPENING WITH KEVIN McCARTHY

744
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,698
THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE IS
HAPPENING WITH KEVIN McCARTHY
AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE

745
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,333
HAPPENING WITH KEVIN McCARTHY
AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY, THEY'RE

746
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:50,301
AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY, THEY'RE
SAYING, WELL, PEOPLE DON'T WANT

747
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:51,702
REPUBLICAN PARTY, THEY'RE
SAYING, WELL, PEOPLE DON'T WANT
TO BELIEVE THAT THE ELECTION IS

748
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,270
SAYING, WELL, PEOPLE DON'T WANT
TO BELIEVE THAT THE ELECTION IS
NOT VALID, NOT TAKING INTO

749
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,805
TO BELIEVE THAT THE ELECTION IS
NOT VALID, NOT TAKING INTO
ACCOUNT THAT THOSE LEADERS TOLD

750
00:22:54,807 --> 00:23:00,244
NOT VALID, NOT TAKING INTO
ACCOUNT THAT THOSE LEADERS TOLD
THE PEOPLE THE ELECTION WASN'T

751
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:00,444
ACCOUNT THAT THOSE LEADERS TOLD
THE PEOPLE THE ELECTION WASN'T
VALID.

752
00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,113
THE PEOPLE THE ELECTION WASN'T
VALID.
YOU WERE CENSURED BY THE ARIZONA

753
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,681
VALID.
YOU WERE CENSURED BY THE ARIZONA
REPUBLICAN PARTY FOR YOUR

754
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:04,882
YOU WERE CENSURED BY THE ARIZONA
REPUBLICAN PARTY FOR YOUR
ENDORSEMENT OF JOE BIDEN.

755
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:05,116
REPUBLICAN PARTY FOR YOUR
ENDORSEMENT OF JOE BIDEN.
>> YEAH.

756
00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:07,051
ENDORSEMENT OF JOE BIDEN.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WERE THEY -- DID

757
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,686
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WERE THEY -- DID
THEY ASK FOR YOUR BADGE?

758
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,287
>> Stephen: WERE THEY -- DID
THEY ASK FOR YOUR BADGE?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE

759
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:10,554
THEY ASK FOR YOUR BADGE?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE
CENSURED?

760
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,323
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE
CENSURED?
IS THERE A SPANKING MACHINE?

761
00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,357
CENSURED?
IS THERE A SPANKING MACHINE?
WHAT HAPPENS?

762
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:13,891
IS THERE A SPANKING MACHINE?
WHAT HAPPENS?
( LAUGHTER )

763
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:18,929
WHAT HAPPENS?
( LAUGHTER )
>> YOU KNOW, JOHN WAS ALSO

764
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:19,597
( LAUGHTER )
>> YOU KNOW, JOHN WAS ALSO
CENSURED BY THEM.

765
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,099
>> YOU KNOW, JOHN WAS ALSO
CENSURED BY THEM.
WE'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY HUSBAND

766
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,301
CENSURED BY THEM.
WE'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY HUSBAND
AND WIFE TEAM COMPLETELY THROWN

767
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,804
WE'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY HUSBAND
AND WIFE TEAM COMPLETELY THROWN
OUT OF OUR PARTY.

768
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:27,571
AND WIFE TEAM COMPLETELY THROWN
OUT OF OUR PARTY.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.

769
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:32,877
OUT OF OUR PARTY.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
I WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONO

770
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:33,711
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
I WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONO
HONOR, BELIEVE ME.

771
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,179
I WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONO
HONOR, BELIEVE ME.
I FOUND THIS HUMOROUS THAT THEY

772
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:36,814
HONOR, BELIEVE ME.
I FOUND THIS HUMOROUS THAT THEY
WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO SAY THAT

773
00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,116
I FOUND THIS HUMOROUS THAT THEY
WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO SAY THAT
THEY DON'T WANT PEOPLE WHO ARE

774
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:39,717
WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO SAY THAT
THEY DON'T WANT PEOPLE WHO ARE
CENTRISTS IN ANY OF THE

775
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:40,885
THEY DON'T WANT PEOPLE WHO ARE
CENTRISTS IN ANY OF THE
POSITIONS WITHIN THE PARTY.

776
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,287
CENTRISTS IN ANY OF THE
POSITIONS WITHIN THE PARTY.
SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S THE WAY IT IS

777
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,688
POSITIONS WITHIN THE PARTY.
SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S THE WAY IT IS
RIGHT NOW.

778
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:45,222
SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S THE WAY IT IS
RIGHT NOW.
DOESN'T BOTHER ME.

779
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,324
RIGHT NOW.
DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE SAID YOU

780
00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:50,861
DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE SAID YOU
WOULD BE OPEN TO HELPING

781
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,363
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE SAID YOU
WOULD BE OPEN TO HELPING
PRESIDENT BIDEN, DOING SOME ROLE

782
00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:53,697
WOULD BE OPEN TO HELPING
PRESIDENT BIDEN, DOING SOME ROLE
IN THE ADMINISTRATION.

783
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:53,964
PRESIDENT BIDEN, DOING SOME ROLE
IN THE ADMINISTRATION.
>> MM-HMM.

784
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,433
IN THE ADMINISTRATION.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: WHY IS THAT

785
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,400
>> MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: WHY IS THAT
IMPORTANT TO YOU TO BE WILLING

786
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:59,003
>> Stephen: WHY IS THAT
IMPORTANT TO YOU TO BE WILLING
TO DO THAT SORT OF THING?

787
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:02,306
IMPORTANT TO YOU TO BE WILLING
TO DO THAT SORT OF THING?
>> WELL, IN EVERY CASE, I MEAN,

788
00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:04,508
TO DO THAT SORT OF THING?
>> WELL, IN EVERY CASE, I MEAN,
WHEN I AGREED TO SUPPORT JOE

789
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,277
>> WELL, IN EVERY CASE, I MEAN,
WHEN I AGREED TO SUPPORT JOE
BIDEN AND TO ENDORSE HIM, I

790
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,946
WHEN I AGREED TO SUPPORT JOE
BIDEN AND TO ENDORSE HIM, I
MEANT THAT WITH EVERY FIBER OF

791
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,115
BIDEN AND TO ENDORSE HIM, I
MEANT THAT WITH EVERY FIBER OF
MY BEING, AND WHATEVER WAY I CAN

792
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,983
MEANT THAT WITH EVERY FIBER OF
MY BEING, AND WHATEVER WAY I CAN
HELP, AND IF HE SHOULD SO CHOOSE

793
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,719
MY BEING, AND WHATEVER WAY I CAN
HELP, AND IF HE SHOULD SO CHOOSE
TO PLACE ME SOMEPLACE AND GIVE

794
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,822
HELP, AND IF HE SHOULD SO CHOOSE
TO PLACE ME SOMEPLACE AND GIVE
ME THE OPPORTUNITY, I WOULD BE

795
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:18,222
TO PLACE ME SOMEPLACE AND GIVE
ME THE OPPORTUNITY, I WOULD BE
DEEPLY HONORED.

796
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,857
ME THE OPPORTUNITY, I WOULD BE
DEEPLY HONORED.
YOU KNOW, WHEN A PRESIDENT ASKS

797
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:23,394
DEEPLY HONORED.
YOU KNOW, WHEN A PRESIDENT ASKS
YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU WASN'T

798
00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:24,829
YOU KNOW, WHEN A PRESIDENT ASKS
YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU WASN'T
REALLY TURN HIM DOWN.

799
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:27,698
YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU WASN'T
REALLY TURN HIM DOWN.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW

800
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,367
REALLY TURN HIM DOWN.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW
BOOK CALLED STRONGER:  COURAGE

801
00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,870
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW
BOOK CALLED STRONGER:  COURAGE
HOPE AND HUMOR IN MY LIFE WITH

802
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,472
BOOK CALLED STRONGER:  COURAGE
HOPE AND HUMOR IN MY LIFE WITH
JOHN MCCAIN.

803
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:34,738
HOPE AND HUMOR IN MY LIFE WITH
JOHN MCCAIN.
>> MM-HMM.

804
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:34,939
JOHN MCCAIN.
>> MM-HMM.
YEAH.

805
00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,307
>> MM-HMM.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: IT'S A MEMOIR

806
00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:39,677
YEAH.
>> Stephen: IT'S A MEMOIR
ABOUT MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.

807
00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:42,379
>> Stephen: IT'S A MEMOIR
ABOUT MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.
YOU ALSO WRITE ABOUT BOTH

808
00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:44,515
ABOUT MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.
YOU ALSO WRITE ABOUT BOTH
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS.

809
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,083
YOU ALSO WRITE ABOUT BOTH
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS.
I'M JUST CURIOUS.

810
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,219
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS.
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

811
00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:51,722
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
DID YOU EVER SEE JOKES LATE

812
00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,157
I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
DID YOU EVER SEE JOKES LATE
NIGHT COMEDIANS DID ABOUT YOUR

813
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,626
DID YOU EVER SEE JOKES LATE
NIGHT COMEDIANS DID ABOUT YOUR
HUSBAND AND THE CAMPAIGN?

814
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:56,827
NIGHT COMEDIANS DID ABOUT YOUR
HUSBAND AND THE CAMPAIGN?
>> I SAW ALL OF THAT.

815
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,462
HUSBAND AND THE CAMPAIGN?
>> I SAW ALL OF THAT.
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE HUMOR.

816
00:24:58,464 --> 00:24:59,964
>> I SAW ALL OF THAT.
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE HUMOR.
YOU HAVE TO ENJOY HUMOR TO BE

817
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,065
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE HUMOR.
YOU HAVE TO ENJOY HUMOR TO BE
PART OF A PRESIDENTIAL RACE

818
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,701
YOU HAVE TO ENJOY HUMOR TO BE
PART OF A PRESIDENTIAL RACE
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HAVE HUMOR,

819
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,269
PART OF A PRESIDENTIAL RACE
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HAVE HUMOR,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THE

820
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:05,803
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HAVE HUMOR,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THE
WHOLE THING.

821
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:08,439
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THE
WHOLE THING.
BUT I PARTICULARLY LOVE THE

822
00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:09,874
WHOLE THING.
BUT I PARTICULARLY LOVE THE
COMEDY CENTRAL JACKETS YOU GUYS

823
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:12,276
BUT I PARTICULARLY LOVE THE
COMEDY CENTRAL JACKETS YOU GUYS
WERE KIND ENOUGH TO GIVE US IN

824
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:12,877
COMEDY CENTRAL JACKETS YOU GUYS
WERE KIND ENOUGH TO GIVE US IN
THE EARLY DAYS.

825
00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:13,944
WERE KIND ENOUGH TO GIVE US IN
THE EARLY DAYS.
>> Stephen: OH, GOOD.

826
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:17,948
THE EARLY DAYS.
>> Stephen: OH, GOOD.
THAT WAS THE 2000 CAMPAIGN IN

827
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:18,282
>> Stephen: OH, GOOD.
THAT WAS THE 2000 CAMPAIGN IN
NEW HAMPSHIRE.

828
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:18,516
THAT WAS THE 2000 CAMPAIGN IN
NEW HAMPSHIRE.
>> YEAH.

829
00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,150
NEW HAMPSHIRE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: IT'S A VERY

830
00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:21,585
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: IT'S A VERY
PERSONAL BOOK, YOU'RE HONEST

831
00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,153
>> Stephen: IT'S A VERY
PERSONAL BOOK, YOU'RE HONEST
ABOUT YOUR OWN STRUGGLES

832
00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:24,722
PERSONAL BOOK, YOU'RE HONEST
ABOUT YOUR OWN STRUGGLES
INCLUDING YOUR OWN ADDICTION

833
00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:25,422
ABOUT YOUR OWN STRUGGLES
INCLUDING YOUR OWN ADDICTION
WITH PAINKILLERS.

834
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,691
INCLUDING YOUR OWN ADDICTION
WITH PAINKILLERS.
A, HOW DID THAT BEGIN?

835
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,159
WITH PAINKILLERS.
A, HOW DID THAT BEGIN?
I'M ALWAYS INTERESTED IN

836
00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:30,494
A, HOW DID THAT BEGIN?
I'M ALWAYS INTERESTED IN
SOMEBODY GETS ON THAT PATH.

837
00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:32,296
I'M ALWAYS INTERESTED IN
SOMEBODY GETS ON THAT PATH.
I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU STAY ON THE

838
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,932
SOMEBODY GETS ON THAT PATH.
I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU STAY ON THE
PATH BECAUSE OF THEIR ADDICTIVE

839
00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,600
I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU STAY ON THE
PATH BECAUSE OF THEIR ADDICTIVE
NATURE, HOW DID THAT BEGIN AND

840
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:38,669
PATH BECAUSE OF THEIR ADDICTIVE
NATURE, HOW DID THAT BEGIN AND
WHY WAS IT IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO

841
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,303
NATURE, HOW DID THAT BEGIN AND
WHY WAS IT IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO
INCLUDE THAT?

842
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,639
WHY WAS IT IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO
INCLUDE THAT?
>> WELL, IN MY CASE, IT BEGAN

843
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,973
INCLUDE THAT?
>> WELL, IN MY CASE, IT BEGAN
WITH A BACK INJURY.

844
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:44,775
>> WELL, IN MY CASE, IT BEGAN
WITH A BACK INJURY.
I HAD BEEN CARRYING MY SON IN

845
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:49,213
WITH A BACK INJURY.
I HAD BEEN CARRYING MY SON IN
ONE OF THOSE TODDLER BACKPACKS

846
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,883
I HAD BEEN CARRYING MY SON IN
ONE OF THOSE TODDLER BACKPACKS
AND BLEW SOME DISKS OUT AND IT

847
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,285
ONE OF THOSE TODDLER BACKPACKS
AND BLEW SOME DISKS OUT AND IT
SPIRALED FROM THERE.

848
00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:56,887
AND BLEW SOME DISKS OUT AND IT
SPIRALED FROM THERE.
NOWADAYS WOMEN WERE TREATED MUCH

849
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:57,888
SPIRALED FROM THERE.
NOWADAYS WOMEN WERE TREATED MUCH
DIFFERENTLY THAN IN THOSE DAYS.

850
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,524
NOWADAYS WOMEN WERE TREATED MUCH
DIFFERENTLY THAN IN THOSE DAYS.
IF YOU GO IN FOR PAIN, IT'S

851
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:01,492
DIFFERENTLY THAN IN THOSE DAYS.
IF YOU GO IN FOR PAIN, IT'S
MONITORED, THEY'RE VERY CAREFUL

852
00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:03,160
IF YOU GO IN FOR PAIN, IT'S
MONITORED, THEY'RE VERY CAREFUL
ABOUT WHAT TO GIVE YOU AND NOT

853
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,395
MONITORED, THEY'RE VERY CAREFUL
ABOUT WHAT TO GIVE YOU AND NOT
TO GIVE YOU.

854
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,897
ABOUT WHAT TO GIVE YOU AND NOT
TO GIVE YOU.
IN THOSE DAYS THEY'D THROW A

855
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,232
TO GIVE YOU.
IN THOSE DAYS THEY'D THROW A
BOTTLE OF PILLS AT YOU AND SAY

856
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,667
IN THOSE DAYS THEY'D THROW A
BOTTLE OF PILLS AT YOU AND SAY
GO HOME AND TAKE THESE AND HAVE

857
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:10,868
BOTTLE OF PILLS AT YOU AND SAY
GO HOME AND TAKE THESE AND HAVE
A DRINK.

858
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,870
GO HOME AND TAKE THESE AND HAVE
A DRINK.
SO THE WHOLE ATTITUDE TOWARDS

859
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:14,805
A DRINK.
SO THE WHOLE ATTITUDE TOWARDS
WOMEN CHANGED DRASTICALLY WITHIN

860
00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:18,008
SO THE WHOLE ATTITUDE TOWARDS
WOMEN CHANGED DRASTICALLY WITHIN
THE MEDICAL PROFESSION AND IN MY

861
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,343
WOMEN CHANGED DRASTICALLY WITHIN
THE MEDICAL PROFESSION AND IN MY
CASE, AS YOU KNOW, ADDICTION IS

862
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:21,412
THE MEDICAL PROFESSION AND IN MY
CASE, AS YOU KNOW, ADDICTION IS
NOT A CHOICE, ADDICTION IS A

863
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:21,645
CASE, AS YOU KNOW, ADDICTION IS
NOT A CHOICE, ADDICTION IS A
DISEASE.

864
00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:23,847
NOT A CHOICE, ADDICTION IS A
DISEASE.
THAT'S ONE THING I TRIED TO

865
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,683
DISEASE.
THAT'S ONE THING I TRIED TO
REMIND PEOPLE AS I TRAVEL AROUND

866
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:27,551
THAT'S ONE THING I TRIED TO
REMIND PEOPLE AS I TRAVEL AROUND
THE COUNTRY, PEOPLE WHO ARE

867
00:26:27,553 --> 00:26:28,752
REMIND PEOPLE AS I TRAVEL AROUND
THE COUNTRY, PEOPLE WHO ARE
ADDICTED, THEY'RE NOT DOING THIS

868
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:31,155
THE COUNTRY, PEOPLE WHO ARE
ADDICTED, THEY'RE NOT DOING THIS
BY CHOICE, IT'S A DISEASE AND IT

869
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,323
ADDICTED, THEY'RE NOT DOING THIS
BY CHOICE, IT'S A DISEASE AND IT
NEEDS TO BE TREATED AS SUCH.

870
00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:33,757
BY CHOICE, IT'S A DISEASE AND IT
NEEDS TO BE TREATED AS SUCH.
>> Stephen: I TOTALLY AGREE.

871
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:38,662
NEEDS TO BE TREATED AS SUCH.
>> Stephen: I TOTALLY AGREE.
I WAS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HERNIATE

872
00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:40,664
>> Stephen: I TOTALLY AGREE.
I WAS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HERNIATE
THREE DISKS BACK IN 2009, AND I

873
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:41,732
I WAS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HERNIATE
THREE DISKS BACK IN 2009, AND I
WAS GIVEN WHATEVER THE GOOD

874
00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:44,568
THREE DISKS BACK IN 2009, AND I
WAS GIVEN WHATEVER THE GOOD
STUFF IS, AND I TOOK ONE ON THE

875
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:47,037
WAS GIVEN WHATEVER THE GOOD
STUFF IS, AND I TOOK ONE ON THE
FIRST NIGHT AND I WENT, I

876
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,340
STUFF IS, AND I TOOK ONE ON THE
FIRST NIGHT AND I WENT, I
TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS

877
00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:49,540
FIRST NIGHT AND I WENT, I
TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS
HERE.

878
00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:51,642
TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS
HERE.
IT WAS -- THE FEELING TO ME WAS,

879
00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:53,611
HERE.
IT WAS -- THE FEELING TO ME WAS,
LIKE, OH, I HAVE TO STOP TAKING

880
00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,546
IT WAS -- THE FEELING TO ME WAS,
LIKE, OH, I HAVE TO STOP TAKING
THESE IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE I KNOW

881
00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:57,348
LIKE, OH, I HAVE TO STOP TAKING
THESE IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE I KNOW
THAT THIS AND A GLASS

882
00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:58,749
THESE IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE I KNOW
THAT THIS AND A GLASS
OVERCHARDONNAY EVERY NIGHT AND

883
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,884
THAT THIS AND A GLASS
OVERCHARDONNAY EVERY NIGHT AND
I'M GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY

884
00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:03,687
OVERCHARDONNAY EVERY NIGHT AND
I'M GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY
CONVINCING MYSELF.

885
00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:03,988
I'M GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY
CONVINCING MYSELF.
>> EXACTLY.

886
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:04,555
CONVINCING MYSELF.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen:

887
00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:05,422
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen:
( DOG BARKING )

888
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:06,390
>> Stephen:
( DOG BARKING )
>> Stephen: DO YOU NEED A

889
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:07,791
( DOG BARKING )
>> Stephen: DO YOU NEED A
MOMENT TO THROW THE DOG A BONE

890
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,426
>> Stephen: DO YOU NEED A
MOMENT TO THROW THE DOG A BONE
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

891
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,096
MOMENT TO THROW THE DOG A BONE
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> NO, I'M THE DOG RAMBLER.

892
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,632
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> NO, I'M THE DOG RAMBLER.
I'M BABY SITTING MY SON'S DOGS.

893
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:14,965
>> NO, I'M THE DOG RAMBLER.
I'M BABY SITTING MY SON'S DOGS.
( LAUGHTER )

894
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,867
I'M BABY SITTING MY SON'S DOGS.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: TODAY IS YOUR

895
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:19,637
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: TODAY IS YOUR
41st ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR

896
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,506
>> Stephen: TODAY IS YOUR
41st ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR
WEDDING WITH JOHN MCCAIN.

897
00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:23,440
41st ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR
WEDDING WITH JOHN MCCAIN.
>> YES, IT IS

898
00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:23,741
WEDDING WITH JOHN MCCAIN.
>> YES, IT IS
( BARKING )

899
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:24,274
>> YES, IT IS
( BARKING )
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.

900
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:24,942
( BARKING )
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.

901
00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:27,277
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.
WHAT STILL STANDS OUT TO YOU

902
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:29,680
THERE YOU GO.
WHAT STILL STANDS OUT TO YOU
ABOUT THAT WEDDING 41 YEARS

903
00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:31,315
WHAT STILL STANDS OUT TO YOU
ABOUT THAT WEDDING 41 YEARS
LATER?

904
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:31,682
ABOUT THAT WEDDING 41 YEARS
LATER?
>> OH, MY GOSH.

905
00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:32,950
LATER?
>> OH, MY GOSH.
I REMEMBER IT LIKE YESTERDAY.

906
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:33,751
>> OH, MY GOSH.
I REMEMBER IT LIKE YESTERDAY.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

907
00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:35,019
I REMEMBER IT LIKE YESTERDAY.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
IT WAS A WONDERFUL DAY.

908
00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:38,022
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
IT WAS A WONDERFUL DAY.
YOU KNOW, TWO PEOPLE WERE IN OUR

909
00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:40,391
IT WAS A WONDERFUL DAY.
YOU KNOW, TWO PEOPLE WERE IN OUR
WEDDING SENATOR GARY HART AND

910
00:27:40,393 --> 00:27:41,925
YOU KNOW, TWO PEOPLE WERE IN OUR
WEDDING SENATOR GARY HART AND
BILL COHEN WHO WERE GROOMSMEN IN

911
00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:42,559
WEDDING SENATOR GARY HART AND
BILL COHEN WHO WERE GROOMSMEN IN
OUR WEDDING.

912
00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:43,560
BILL COHEN WHO WERE GROOMSMEN IN
OUR WEDDING.
THE DA WAS DONE.

913
00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:45,763
OUR WEDDING.
THE DA WAS DONE.
IT WAS BIPARTISAN EVEN IN THOSE

914
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,798
THE DA WAS DONE.
IT WAS BIPARTISAN EVEN IN THOSE
DAYS, IF YOU CAN PUT IT THAT

915
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:47,965
IT WAS BIPARTISAN EVEN IN THOSE
DAYS, IF YOU CAN PUT IT THAT
WAY.

916
00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,466
DAYS, IF YOU CAN PUT IT THAT
WAY.
IT WAS A WONDERFUL DAY.

917
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:51,735
WAY.
IT WAS A WONDERFUL DAY.
I HIT THE JACKPOT WHEN I MARRIED

918
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:52,102
IT WAS A WONDERFUL DAY.
I HIT THE JACKPOT WHEN I MARRIED
MY HUSBAND.

919
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,937
I HIT THE JACKPOT WHEN I MARRIED
MY HUSBAND.
HE WAS JUST THE GREATEST OF MEN.

920
00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:56,373
MY HUSBAND.
HE WAS JUST THE GREATEST OF MEN.
I HAD A WILD RIDE AND A FUN

921
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:56,573
HE WAS JUST THE GREATEST OF MEN.
I HAD A WILD RIDE AND A FUN
TIME.

922
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:58,475
I HAD A WILD RIDE AND A FUN
TIME.
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF WILD

923
00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,644
TIME.
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF WILD
RIDE, I UNDERSTAND YOU LITERALLY

924
00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:01,445
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF WILD
RIDE, I UNDERSTAND YOU LITERALLY
DO WILD RIDES.

925
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:04,348
RIDE, I UNDERSTAND YOU LITERALLY
DO WILD RIDES.
YOU DO DRIFT RACING?

926
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:05,315
DO WILD RIDES.
YOU DO DRIFT RACING?
>> YEAH, NO, I --

927
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,451
YOU DO DRIFT RACING?
>> YEAH, NO, I --
>> Stephen: ARE YOU TOO FAST,

928
00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:07,851
>> YEAH, NO, I --
>> Stephen: ARE YOU TOO FAST,
TOO FURIOUS?

929
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,753
>> Stephen: ARE YOU TOO FAST,
TOO FURIOUS?
HOW DID THIS START?

930
00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:11,121
TOO FURIOUS?
HOW DID THIS START?
>> WELL, IT STARTED -- I HAD A

931
00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:13,223
HOW DID THIS START?
>> WELL, IT STARTED -- I HAD A
STROKE IN 2004, AND I WAS

932
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:15,626
>> WELL, IT STARTED -- I HAD A
STROKE IN 2004, AND I WAS
STRUGGLING WITH TRYING TO GET MY

933
00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:17,394
STROKE IN 2004, AND I WAS
STRUGGLING WITH TRYING TO GET MY
STRENGTH BACK IN HI ARMS AND MY

934
00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:19,263
STRUGGLING WITH TRYING TO GET MY
STRENGTH BACK IN HI ARMS AND MY
HANDS AND THINGS, AND IT WAS MY

935
00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,632
STRENGTH BACK IN HI ARMS AND MY
HANDS AND THINGS, AND IT WAS MY
SON THAT TOOK ME OUT AND DECIDED

936
00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:23,067
HANDS AND THINGS, AND IT WAS MY
SON THAT TOOK ME OUT AND DECIDED
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER.

937
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:25,569
SON THAT TOOK ME OUT AND DECIDED
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER.
WE BUILT A CAR TOGETHER, WE

938
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:26,603
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER.
WE BUILT A CAR TOGETHER, WE
RACED IT TOGETHER.

939
00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:28,872
WE BUILT A CAR TOGETHER, WE
RACED IT TOGETHER.
WE WERE THE ONLY MOTHER-SON

940
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:29,940
RACED IT TOGETHER.
WE WERE THE ONLY MOTHER-SON
RACING TEAM AROUND.

941
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,508
WE WERE THE ONLY MOTHER-SON
RACING TEAM AROUND.
THEN I ACTUALLY WENT TO A SCHOOL

942
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:34,011
RACING TEAM AROUND.
THEN I ACTUALLY WENT TO A SCHOOL
THAT ACTUALLY GAVE ME MORE

943
00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:35,145
THEN I ACTUALLY WENT TO A SCHOOL
THAT ACTUALLY GAVE ME MORE
TALENT WITH REGARD TO HOW TO DO

944
00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,448
THAT ACTUALLY GAVE ME MORE
TALENT WITH REGARD TO HOW TO DO
IT, SO IT WAS DUE TO MY SON, AND

945
00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:39,216
TALENT WITH REGARD TO HOW TO DO
IT, SO IT WAS DUE TO MY SON, AND
HE REALLY WANTED ME TO GET OVER

946
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,452
IT, SO IT WAS DUE TO MY SON, AND
HE REALLY WANTED ME TO GET OVER
THIS STROKE, AND WE HAD A BLAST

947
00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:41,719
HE REALLY WANTED ME TO GET OVER
THIS STROKE, AND WE HAD A BLAST
TOGETHER.

948
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:42,219
THIS STROKE, AND WE HAD A BLAST
TOGETHER.
IT WAS REALLY FUN.

949
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,520
TOGETHER.
IT WAS REALLY FUN.
>> Stephen: I THINK WE PICKED

950
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,689
IT WAS REALLY FUN.
>> Stephen: I THINK WE PICKED
THE WRONG ONE TO CALL THE

951
00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:47,024
>> Stephen: I THINK WE PICKED
THE WRONG ONE TO CALL THE
MAVERICK IN THIS TEAM.

952
00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:50,994
THE WRONG ONE TO CALL THE
MAVERICK IN THIS TEAM.
YOU HAD A STROKE AND DECIDED TO

953
00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:52,896
MAVERICK IN THIS TEAM.
YOU HAD A STROKE AND DECIDED TO
START DRIFT RACING?

954
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:53,931
YOU HAD A STROKE AND DECIDED TO
START DRIFT RACING?
( LAUGHTER )

955
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,866
START DRIFT RACING?
( LAUGHTER )
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BUILT A CAR

956
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:56,667
( LAUGHTER )
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BUILT A CAR
WITH YOUR SON.

957
00:28:56,669 --> 00:28:59,369
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BUILT A CAR
WITH YOUR SON.
>> WE BUILT A DRIFT CAR.

958
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:03,407
WITH YOUR SON.
>> WE BUILT A DRIFT CAR.
YOUR DRIFT CARS ARE TAILORED IN

959
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,808
>> WE BUILT A DRIFT CAR.
YOUR DRIFT CARS ARE TAILORED IN
TERMS OF THE STRENGTH OF THE

960
00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:07,644
YOUR DRIFT CARS ARE TAILORED IN
TERMS OF THE STRENGTH OF THE
ROLL BARS AND THE THE WEIGHT OF

961
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:08,112
TERMS OF THE STRENGTH OF THE
ROLL BARS AND THE THE WEIGHT OF
THEM.

962
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,747
ROLL BARS AND THE THE WEIGHT OF
THEM.
ON THE FIRST RACE WE RAN, WE

963
00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:11,615
THEM.
ON THE FIRST RACE WE RAN, WE
LOST A BUMPER ON THE TRACK AND

964
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,050
ON THE FIRST RACE WE RAN, WE
LOST A BUMPER ON THE TRACK AND
HAD TO PICK IT UP OFF THE ROAD,

965
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,051
LOST A BUMPER ON THE TRACK AND
HAD TO PICK IT UP OFF THE ROAD,
BUT WE HAD FUN.

966
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,419
HAD TO PICK IT UP OFF THE ROAD,
BUT WE HAD FUN.
WE HAD A GOOD TIME.

967
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,887
BUT WE HAD FUN.
WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
>> Stephen: WITHOUT ACTUALLY

968
00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:19,857
WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
>> Stephen: WITHOUT ACTUALLY
BEING IN A CAR WITH ME RIGHT

969
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:20,891
>> Stephen: WITHOUT ACTUALLY
BEING IN A CAR WITH ME RIGHT
NOW, HOW DO YOU ACTUALLY DRIFT

970
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:24,194
BEING IN A CAR WITH ME RIGHT
NOW, HOW DO YOU ACTUALLY DRIFT
AND NOT GET OUT OF CONTROL?

971
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:27,731
NOW, HOW DO YOU ACTUALLY DRIFT
AND NOT GET OUT OF CONTROL?
BECAUSE IT'S A MILD -- IT'S A

972
00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:29,666
AND NOT GET OUT OF CONTROL?
BECAUSE IT'S A MILD -- IT'S A
MILD HYDROPLANING, ISN'T IT?

973
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:30,901
BECAUSE IT'S A MILD -- IT'S A
MILD HYDROPLANING, ISN'T IT?
>> YEAH, IT IS A MILD SPIN.

974
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:32,836
MILD HYDROPLANING, ISN'T IT?
>> YEAH, IT IS A MILD SPIN.
YOU TAKE IT JUST AS FAR AS YOU

975
00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:34,972
>> YEAH, IT IS A MILD SPIN.
YOU TAKE IT JUST AS FAR AS YOU
CAN GO WITHOUT SPINNING THE CAR

976
00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:36,774
YOU TAKE IT JUST AS FAR AS YOU
CAN GO WITHOUT SPINNING THE CAR
OUT AND AT THE HIGHEST SPEED YOU

977
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,208
CAN GO WITHOUT SPINNING THE CAR
OUT AND AT THE HIGHEST SPEED YOU
CAN GET IT AT.

978
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:40,978
OUT AND AT THE HIGHEST SPEED YOU
CAN GET IT AT.
MEAN, IT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING

979
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,080
CAN GET IT AT.
MEAN, IT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING
THAT YOU KNOW TO DO IN A CAR,

980
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:44,681
MEAN, IT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING
THAT YOU KNOW TO DO IN A CAR,
IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE.

981
00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:45,983
THAT YOU KNOW TO DO IN A CAR,
IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE.
BUT IT'S REALLY, REALLY FUN ONCE

982
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:47,951
IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE.
BUT IT'S REALLY, REALLY FUN ONCE
YOU FETE THE HANG OF IT.

983
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:48,719
BUT IT'S REALLY, REALLY FUN ONCE
YOU FETE THE HANG OF IT.
I ENJOY IT.

984
00:29:48,721 --> 00:29:51,755
YOU FETE THE HANG OF IT.
I ENJOY IT.
>> Stephen: DID YOUR NAVY

985
00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:53,657
I ENJOY IT.
>> Stephen: DID YOUR NAVY
PILOT HUSBAND GIVE YOU ANY

986
00:29:53,659 --> 00:29:55,192
>> Stephen: DID YOUR NAVY
PILOT HUSBAND GIVE YOU ANY
ADVICE ABOUT CHASING THAT OLD

987
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:55,392
PILOT HUSBAND GIVE YOU ANY
ADVICE ABOUT CHASING THAT OLD
DEMON?

988
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:57,060
ADVICE ABOUT CHASING THAT OLD
DEMON?
>> HE JUST SAID DON'T CRASH.

989
00:29:57,062 --> 00:29:57,361
DEMON?
>> HE JUST SAID DON'T CRASH.
( LAUGHTER )

990
00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:59,329
>> HE JUST SAID DON'T CRASH.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: LIKE HE DID TWICE?

991
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,063
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: LIKE HE DID TWICE?
I KNOW IT.

992
00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:01,865
>> Stephen: LIKE HE DID TWICE?
I KNOW IT.
NO CRASHING ALLOWED.

993
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:03,400
I KNOW IT.
NO CRASHING ALLOWED.
>> Stephen: WELL, CINDY

994
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:04,168
NO CRASHING ALLOWED.
>> Stephen: WELL, CINDY
McCAIN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

995
00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:04,868
>> Stephen: WELL, CINDY
McCAIN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE.

996
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:07,037
McCAIN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU.

997
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:07,504
BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT.

998
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,006
>> THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR NOT

999
00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:10,340
I APPRECIATE IT.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR NOT
REMEMBERING ANY OF THE JOKES I

1000
00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:13,744
>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR NOT
REMEMBERING ANY OF THE JOKES I
MADE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND

1001
00:30:13,746 --> 00:30:14,645
REMEMBERING ANY OF THE JOKES I
MADE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND
11, 13 YEARS AGO.

1002
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:15,546
MADE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND
11, 13 YEARS AGO.
( LAUGHTER )

1003
00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:18,182
11, 13 YEARS AGO.
( LAUGHTER )
THE BOOK IS "STRONGER."

1004
00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:18,649
( LAUGHTER )
THE BOOK IS "STRONGER."
AVAILABLE NOW.

1005
00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,751
THE BOOK IS "STRONGER."
AVAILABLE NOW.
CINDY McCAIN, EVERYBODY.

1006
00:30:20,753 --> 00:30:24,788
AVAILABLE NOW.
CINDY McCAIN, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL WITH BACKWITH THE STAR OF

1007
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:38,001
♪♪♪
>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODIUM

1008
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:40,838
>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODIUM
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR AND

1009
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,538
EVERYBODIUM
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR AND
STAR OF THE FX TV SHOW, "POSE."

1010
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,174
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR AND
STAR OF THE FX TV SHOW, "POSE."
>> LOOK, WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL

1011
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:47,544
STAR OF THE FX TV SHOW, "POSE."
>> LOOK, WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL
YOU ALL STAYS HERE.

1012
00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:48,178
>> LOOK, WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL
YOU ALL STAYS HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT.

1013
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,880
YOU ALL STAYS HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
FEW YEARS AGO, ELECTRA HAD

1014
00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:52,850
>> ALL RIGHT.
FEW YEARS AGO, ELECTRA HAD
A CLIENT AT OVERDOSED AND DIED.

1015
00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:55,118
FEW YEARS AGO, ELECTRA HAD
A CLIENT AT OVERDOSED AND DIED.
SHE KNEW IF SHE CALLED THE COPS

1016
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,987
A CLIENT AT OVERDOSED AND DIED.
SHE KNEW IF SHE CALLED THE COPS
SHE WOULD GO TO JAIL FOR LIFE

1017
00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,856
SHE KNEW IF SHE CALLED THE COPS
SHE WOULD GO TO JAIL FOR LIFE
EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN'T DO

1018
00:30:58,858 --> 00:30:59,857
SHE WOULD GO TO JAIL FOR LIFE
EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.

1019
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:02,559
EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
>> WE HAVE TO DO THIS.

1020
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,761
ANYTHING WRONG.
>> WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
HAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THE

1021
00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:05,395
>> WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
HAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THE
TRUNK ANYWAY.

1022
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:05,729
HAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THE
TRUNK ANYWAY.
(  BLEEP  ).

1023
00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:08,131
TRUNK ANYWAY.
(  BLEEP  ).
NO, NO, NO, HE AIN'T IN IT.

1024
00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:09,766
(  BLEEP  ).
NO, NO, NO, HE AIN'T IN IT.
>> THIS IS SOME (  BLEEP  ) UP.

1025
00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:12,970
NO, NO, NO, HE AIN'T IN IT.
>> THIS IS SOME (  BLEEP  ) UP.
WE NEED TO MOVE IN TRUNK IN

1026
00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,339
>> THIS IS SOME (  BLEEP  ) UP.
WE NEED TO MOVE IN TRUNK IN
CASE THE POLICE COME SNIFFING

1027
00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:15,806
WE NEED TO MOVE IN TRUNK IN
CASE THE POLICE COME SNIFFING
AROUND.

1028
00:31:15,808 --> 00:31:17,875
CASE THE POLICE COME SNIFFING
AROUND.
WHAT ARE Y'ALL WAITING FOR?

1029
00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:18,909
AROUND.
WHAT ARE Y'ALL WAITING FOR?
LET'S GO!

1030
00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:21,111
WHAT ARE Y'ALL WAITING FOR?
LET'S GO!
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO

1031
00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:24,815
LET'S GO!
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO
"A LATE SHOW," M.J. RODRIGUEZ.

1032
00:31:24,817 --> 00:31:28,418
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO
"A LATE SHOW," M.J. RODRIGUEZ.
HEY, M.J., HEY, Y'ALL.

1033
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:28,852
"A LATE SHOW," M.J. RODRIGUEZ.
HEY, M.J., HEY, Y'ALL.
HOW YOU DOING?

1034
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:30,921
HEY, M.J., HEY, Y'ALL.
HOW YOU DOING?
>> Stephen: DOING WELL, THANKS

1035
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:31,822
HOW YOU DOING?
>> Stephen: DOING WELL, THANKS
FOR BEING HERE.

1036
00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:34,024
>> Stephen: DOING WELL, THANKS
FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

1037
00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:35,225
FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
GLAD TO OFFICIALLY BE BACK.

1038
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,961
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
GLAD TO OFFICIALLY BE BACK.
>> Stephen: THERE IS THE FIRST

1039
00:31:37,963 --> 00:31:38,929
GLAD TO OFFICIALLY BE BACK.
>> Stephen: THERE IS THE FIRST
TIME I'VE INTERVIEWED YOU BUT

1040
00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:41,999
>> Stephen: THERE IS THE FIRST
TIME I'VE INTERVIEWED YOU BUT
YOU WERE HERE IN JULY OF 2018

1041
00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:45,669
TIME I'VE INTERVIEWED YOU BUT
YOU WERE HERE IN JULY OF 2018
WITH JANELLE MONET PERFORMING

1042
00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:48,805
YOU WERE HERE IN JULY OF 2018
WITH JANELLE MONET PERFORMING
HER SONG AMERICANS, WHICH WAS A

1043
00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:49,439
WITH JANELLE MONET PERFORMING
HER SONG AMERICANS, WHICH WAS A
GREAT PERFORMANCE THERE.

1044
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,874
HER SONG AMERICANS, WHICH WAS A
GREAT PERFORMANCE THERE.
IT'S A GREAT STAGE.

1045
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:53,243
GREAT PERFORMANCE THERE.
IT'S A GREAT STAGE.
IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE TO

1046
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:53,477
IT'S A GREAT STAGE.
IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE TO
PERFORM.

1047
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:54,811
IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE TO
PERFORM.
WHAT WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE LIKE

1048
00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:57,214
PERFORM.
WHAT WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE LIKE
THE FIRST TIME HERE AT THE ED

1049
00:31:57,216 --> 00:31:57,481
WHAT WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE LIKE
THE FIRST TIME HERE AT THE ED
SULLIVAN?

1050
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,249
THE FIRST TIME HERE AT THE ED
SULLIVAN?
>> IT WAS SO GOOD AT THE

1051
00:31:59,251 --> 00:31:59,917
SULLIVAN?
>> IT WAS SO GOOD AT THE
THEATER.

1052
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:00,517
>> IT WAS SO GOOD AT THE
THEATER.
I CAME IN.

1053
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,620
THEATER.
I CAME IN.
IT WAS SO WELCOMING AND COMFY.

1054
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:04,788
I CAME IN.
IT WAS SO WELCOMING AND COMFY.
IT FELT COMFORTABLE BEING ON THE

1055
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:04,988
IT WAS SO WELCOMING AND COMFY.
IT FELT COMFORTABLE BEING ON THE
STAGE.

1056
00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:06,390
IT FELT COMFORTABLE BEING ON THE
STAGE.
THE ENERGY UP THERE IS GREAT.

1057
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,158
STAGE.
THE ENERGY UP THERE IS GREAT.
I AM A TRUE FAN OF YOUR SHOW.

1058
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:13,096
THE ENERGY UP THERE IS GREAT.
I AM A TRUE FAN OF YOUR SHOW.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WOULD BE

1059
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,431
I AM A TRUE FAN OF YOUR SHOW.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WOULD BE
ALLOWED THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE ON

1060
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,200
I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WOULD BE
ALLOWED THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE ON
THE SHOW BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED.

1061
00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:17,734
ALLOWED THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE ON
THE SHOW BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED.
I'M GLAD TO BE BACK.

1062
00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:20,137
THE SHOW BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED.
I'M GLAD TO BE BACK.
>> Stephen: SO ARE WE.

1063
00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:23,473
I'M GLAD TO BE BACK.
>> Stephen: SO ARE WE.
YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF MAGAZINES

1064
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,976
>> Stephen: SO ARE WE.
YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF MAGAZINES
INCLUDING THE COVER TO HAVE THE

1065
00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:28,845
YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF MAGAZINES
INCLUDING THE COVER TO HAVE THE
PRIDE ISSUE OF ENTERTAINMENT

1066
00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:29,079
INCLUDING THE COVER TO HAVE THE
PRIDE ISSUE OF ENTERTAINMENT
WEEKLY.

1067
00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:29,313
PRIDE ISSUE OF ENTERTAINMENT
WEEKLY.
>> YES.

1068
00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:31,915
WEEKLY.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO STAR AS

1069
00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:34,318
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO STAR AS
BLANCA IN "POSE" WHICH IS IN ITS

1070
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,118
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO STAR AS
BLANCA IN "POSE" WHICH IS IN ITS
THIRD AND FINAL SEASON.

1071
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,521
BLANCA IN "POSE" WHICH IS IN ITS
THIRD AND FINAL SEASON.
NOW, I'VE DONE TV SHOWS THAT

1072
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,589
THIRD AND FINAL SEASON.
NOW, I'VE DONE TV SHOWS THAT
HAVE RUN FOR YEARS, AND IT'S

1073
00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:41,758
NOW, I'VE DONE TV SHOWS THAT
HAVE RUN FOR YEARS, AND IT'S
GREAT TO GET THE GIG, AND IT'S

1074
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,428
HAVE RUN FOR YEARS, AND IT'S
GREAT TO GET THE GIG, AND IT'S
GREAT TO MAKE ALL THESE FRIENDS

1075
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,463
GREAT TO GET THE GIG, AND IT'S
GREAT TO MAKE ALL THESE FRIENDS
AND REALLY, LIKE, FALL IN LOVE,

1076
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,732
GREAT TO MAKE ALL THESE FRIENDS
AND REALLY, LIKE, FALL IN LOVE,
AND I KNOW IT CAN BE HARD TO

1077
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:48,899
AND REALLY, LIKE, FALL IN LOVE,
AND I KNOW IT CAN BE HARD TO
END.

1078
00:32:48,901 --> 00:32:49,967
AND I KNOW IT CAN BE HARD TO
END.
HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT

1079
00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:52,169
END.
HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT
THIS SHOW THAT HAS BEEN SO

1080
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,972
HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT
THIS SHOW THAT HAS BEEN SO
SUCCESSFUL IS ENDING?

1081
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:57,975
THIS SHOW THAT HAS BEEN SO
SUCCESSFUL IS ENDING?
>> UM, IT'S JUST -- IT'S

1082
00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:58,842
SUCCESSFUL IS ENDING?
>> UM, IT'S JUST -- IT'S
BITTERSWEET.

1083
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,410
>> UM, IT'S JUST -- IT'S
BITTERSWEET.
IT'S SENTIMENTAL.

1084
00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:00,944
BITTERSWEET.
IT'S SENTIMENTAL.
I'M EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL.

1085
00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:03,947
IT'S SENTIMENTAL.
I'M EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL.
I LITERALLY HAD A BREAKDOWN,

1086
00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:04,448
I'M EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL.
I LITERALLY HAD A BREAKDOWN,
LIKE, YESTERDAY.

1087
00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:07,050
I LITERALLY HAD A BREAKDOWN,
LIKE, YESTERDAY.
NOT A BREAKDOWN JUST LIKE CUT MY

1088
00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:08,251
LIKE, YESTERDAY.
NOT A BREAKDOWN JUST LIKE CUT MY
HAIR OFF OR ANYTHING CLEARLY,

1089
00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:13,156
NOT A BREAKDOWN JUST LIKE CUT MY
HAIR OFF OR ANYTHING CLEARLY,
BUT I HAD THE CRY WITH MY NAPKIN

1090
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:16,827
HAIR OFF OR ANYTHING CLEARLY,
BUT I HAD THE CRY WITH MY NAPKIN
IN MY BATHROOM AND I SHED WHAT

1091
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:18,328
BUT I HAD THE CRY WITH MY NAPKIN
IN MY BATHROOM AND I SHED WHAT
BLANCA HAD MEANT AND HAS MEANT

1092
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,029
IN MY BATHROOM AND I SHED WHAT
BLANCA HAD MEANT AND HAS MEANT
TO ME.

1093
00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:20,497
BLANCA HAD MEANT AND HAS MEANT
TO ME.
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO

1094
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,699
TO ME.
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO
IMPACT ME THAT WAY.

1095
00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:26,870
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO
IMPACT ME THAT WAY.
IT'S KIND OF CRAZY HOW IT'S

1096
00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:27,104
IMPACT ME THAT WAY.
IT'S KIND OF CRAZY HOW IT'S
ENDING.

1097
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:28,839
IT'S KIND OF CRAZY HOW IT'S
ENDING.
I'M HAPPY WITH WHAT WE'VE DONE.

1098
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:29,840
ENDING.
I'M HAPPY WITH WHAT WE'VE DONE.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE HAD ANY

1099
00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:31,808
I'M HAPPY WITH WHAT WE'VE DONE.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE HAD ANY
EXPERIENCE WITH BALLROOM CULTURE

1100
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:33,110
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE HAD ANY
EXPERIENCE WITH BALLROOM CULTURE
BEFORE YOU DID THIS SHOW?

1101
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:34,011
EXPERIENCE WITH BALLROOM CULTURE
BEFORE YOU DID THIS SHOW?
>> I DID.

1102
00:33:34,013 --> 00:33:36,179
BEFORE YOU DID THIS SHOW?
>> I DID.
I DID.

1103
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,748
>> I DID.
I DID.
WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OLD, I

1104
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:39,916
I DID.
WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OLD, I
ACTUALLY WENT INTO THE BALLROOM

1105
00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,651
WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OLD, I
ACTUALLY WENT INTO THE BALLROOM
SCENE WHILE I WAS GOING TO

1106
00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:43,420
ACTUALLY WENT INTO THE BALLROOM
SCENE WHILE I WAS GOING TO
ACTING CLASSES AND SCHOOL AT THE

1107
00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:44,054
SCENE WHILE I WAS GOING TO
ACTING CLASSES AND SCHOOL AT THE
SAME TIME.

1108
00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:46,790
ACTING CLASSES AND SCHOOL AT THE
SAME TIME.
I MADE SURE I TOOK MY BUTT TO

1109
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:50,427
SAME TIME.
I MADE SURE I TOOK MY BUTT TO
NEW YORK CITY TO DELVE INTO THE

1110
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:50,961
I MADE SURE I TOOK MY BUTT TO
NEW YORK CITY TO DELVE INTO THE
BALLROOM SCENE.

1111
00:33:50,963 --> 00:33:54,598
NEW YORK CITY TO DELVE INTO THE
BALLROOM SCENE.
I WAS A LITTLE OF A BYSTANDERS.

1112
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,868
BALLROOM SCENE.
I WAS A LITTLE OF A BYSTANDERS.
I WENT IN VOGUEING AND THEN TOOK

1113
00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,870
I WAS A LITTLE OF A BYSTANDERS.
I WENT IN VOGUEING AND THEN TOOK
A BACK STAND BECAUSE I WAS

1114
00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:00,103
I WENT IN VOGUEING AND THEN TOOK
A BACK STAND BECAUSE I WAS
NERVOUS.

1115
00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:01,972
A BACK STAND BECAUSE I WAS
NERVOUS.
>> Stephen: WHAT DOES IT TAKE

1116
00:34:01,974 --> 00:34:04,975
NERVOUS.
>> Stephen: WHAT DOES IT TAKE
TO BE GREAT AT THE BALLROOM

1117
00:34:04,977 --> 00:34:05,175
>> Stephen: WHAT DOES IT TAKE
TO BE GREAT AT THE BALLROOM
SCENE?

1118
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:08,879
TO BE GREAT AT THE BALLROOM
SCENE?
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE GREAT IN

1119
00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:09,613
SCENE?
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE GREAT IN
VOGUEING?

1120
00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:10,614
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE GREAT IN
VOGUEING?
>> A LOT OF PRECISION, A LOT OF

1121
00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:12,449
VOGUEING?
>> A LOT OF PRECISION, A LOT OF
PRACTICE AND A LOT OF

1122
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:12,749
>> A LOT OF PRECISION, A LOT OF
PRACTICE AND A LOT OF
CONFIDENCE.

1123
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:13,984
PRACTICE AND A LOT OF
CONFIDENCE.
YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT ON

1124
00:34:13,986 --> 00:34:16,720
CONFIDENCE.
YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT ON
THAT STAGE, ON THE FLOOR AS THE

1125
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:17,854
YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT ON
THAT STAGE, ON THE FLOOR AS THE
BALLROOM KIDS WOULD SAY AND GO

1126
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:20,123
THAT STAGE, ON THE FLOOR AS THE
BALLROOM KIDS WOULD SAY AND GO
OUT THERE AND SERVE IT AND I HAD

1127
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:22,125
BALLROOM KIDS WOULD SAY AND GO
OUT THERE AND SERVE IT AND I HAD
MY MOMENT, YOU KNOW, I GOT CUT

1128
00:34:22,127 --> 00:34:25,462
OUT THERE AND SERVE IT AND I HAD
MY MOMENT, YOU KNOW, I GOT CUT
WHEN I WALKED THE RUNWAY.

1129
00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,964
MY MOMENT, YOU KNOW, I GOT CUT
WHEN I WALKED THE RUNWAY.
AFTER THAT, I WAS, LIKE, I'M NOT

1130
00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:29,966
WHEN I WALKED THE RUNWAY.
AFTER THAT, I WAS, LIKE, I'M NOT
WALKING RUNWAY ANYMORE BUT I'LL

1131
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:30,700
AFTER THAT, I WAS, LIKE, I'M NOT
WALKING RUNWAY ANYMORE BUT I'LL
VOGUE INSTEAD.

1132
00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:31,902
WALKING RUNWAY ANYMORE BUT I'LL
VOGUE INSTEAD.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU BRING

1133
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:33,236
VOGUE INSTEAD.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU BRING
A LOT OF CONFIDENCE WHEN YOU GO

1134
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:33,603
YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU BRING
A LOT OF CONFIDENCE WHEN YOU GO
OUT THERE.

1135
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:36,773
A LOT OF CONFIDENCE WHEN YOU GO
OUT THERE.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOUR

1136
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:39,176
OUT THERE.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOUR
NAME OR NICKNAME M.J.,IST YOUR

1137
00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:41,011
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOUR
NAME OR NICKNAME M.J.,IST YOUR
INITIALS BUT THERE'S A NERDY

1138
00:34:41,013 --> 00:34:44,214
NAME OR NICKNAME M.J.,IST YOUR
INITIALS BUT THERE'S A NERDY
REASON FOR YOU GOING BEHIND

1139
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:47,317
INITIALS BUT THERE'S A NERDY
REASON FOR YOU GOING BEHIND
THOSE INITIALS.

1140
00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:49,886
REASON FOR YOU GOING BEHIND
THOSE INITIALS.
>> YEAH, I WANTED TO MAKE MY

1141
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:50,353
THOSE INITIALS.
>> YEAH, I WANTED TO MAKE MY
FULL NAME SMALLER.

1142
00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:52,456
>> YEAH, I WANTED TO MAKE MY
FULL NAME SMALLER.
I REMEMBER WATCHING SPIDER-MAN

1143
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,591
FULL NAME SMALLER.
I REMEMBER WATCHING SPIDER-MAN
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER WITH KIRSTEN

1144
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,327
I REMEMBER WATCHING SPIDER-MAN
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER WITH KIRSTEN
DUNST AND TOBY McGUIRE AND I

1145
00:34:57,329 --> 00:35:01,164
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER WITH KIRSTEN
DUNST AND TOBY McGUIRE AND I
REMEMBER THEM CALLING HER M.J.

1146
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:03,366
DUNST AND TOBY McGUIRE AND I
REMEMBER THEM CALLING HER M.J.
I THOUGHT, OH, MY GOD I WANT TO

1147
00:35:03,368 --> 00:35:04,367
REMEMBER THEM CALLING HER M.J.
I THOUGHT, OH, MY GOD I WANT TO
BE LIKE HER.

1148
00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:07,003
I THOUGHT, OH, MY GOD I WANT TO
BE LIKE HER.
THAT'S THE INITIALS OF MY NAME,

1149
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,472
BE LIKE HER.
THAT'S THE INITIALS OF MY NAME,
I THINK.

1150
00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:09,673
THAT'S THE INITIALS OF MY NAME,
I THINK.
SO I WANTED TO BE LIKE HER.

1151
00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:15,212
I THINK.
SO I WANTED TO BE LIKE HER.
I WANTED TO BE LIKE MAR MARY JA.

1152
00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:16,646
SO I WANTED TO BE LIKE HER.
I WANTED TO BE LIKE MAR MARY JA.
>> Stephen: A QUICK BREAK.

1153
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:17,314
I WANTED TO BE LIKE MAR MARY JA.
>> Stephen: A QUICK BREAK.
BACK WITH MOR

1154
00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:30,293
♪♪♪

1155
00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:42,105
>> YOU BEEN AROUND DONALD TRUMP,
YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND JOE BIDEN.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

1156
00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:42,439
YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND JOE BIDEN.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THE TWO MEN.

1157
00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,608
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THE TWO MEN.
>> AT NO TIME HAVING KNOWN JOE

1158
00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,476
THE TWO MEN.
>> AT NO TIME HAVING KNOWN JOE
BIDEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME DOES

1159
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:47,844
>> AT NO TIME HAVING KNOWN JOE
BIDEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME DOES
HE HAVE THE ENERGY OF DONALD

1160
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:48,044
BIDEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME DOES
HE HAVE THE ENERGY OF DONALD
TRUMP.

1161
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,112
HE HAVE THE ENERGY OF DONALD
TRUMP.
W BOTH KNOW IT.

1162
00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:50,847
TRUMP.
W BOTH KNOW IT.
DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T NEED TO

1163
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,616
W BOTH KNOW IT.
DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T NEED TO
SLEEP FIVE HOURS A NIGHT.

1164
00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:54,050
DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T NEED TO
SLEEP FIVE HOURS A NIGHT.
>> AND THAT'S THE STORY TO HAVE

1165
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,785
SLEEP FIVE HOURS A NIGHT.
>> AND THAT'S THE STORY TO HAVE
THE DUMBEST ARGUMENT REPUBLICANS

1166
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,120
>> AND THAT'S THE STORY TO HAVE
THE DUMBEST ARGUMENT REPUBLICANS
EVER MADE THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS

1167
00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:58,688
THE DUMBEST ARGUMENT REPUBLICANS
EVER MADE THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS
A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN JOE

1168
00:35:58,690 --> 00:35:59,289
EVER MADE THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS
A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN JOE
BIDEN.

1169
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,391
A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN JOE
BIDEN.
I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW BECAUSE

1170
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:05,896
BIDEN.
I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW BECAUSE
HUMANS NEED SLEEP, OR THEY ACT

1171
00:36:05,898 --> 00:36:07,030
I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW BECAUSE
HUMANS NEED SLEEP, OR THEY ACT
LIKE LUNATICS.

1172
00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:20,343
♪♪♪
>> Stephen: HEY, WE'RE BACK
WITH ONE OF THE STARS OF "POSE,"

1173
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,044
>> Stephen: HEY, WE'RE BACK
WITH ONE OF THE STARS OF "POSE,"
M.J. RODRIGUEZ.

1174
00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:25,382
WITH ONE OF THE STARS OF "POSE,"
M.J. RODRIGUEZ.
I ASSUME THAT YOU'RE INTO COMIC

1175
00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:25,682
M.J. RODRIGUEZ.
I ASSUME THAT YOU'RE INTO COMIC
BOOKS.

1176
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:25,916
I ASSUME THAT YOU'RE INTO COMIC
BOOKS.
>> YES.

1177
00:36:25,918 --> 00:36:26,516
BOOKS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IS THERE SOMEONE

1178
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:31,555
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IS THERE SOMEONE
FROM THE MARVEL OR THE D.C.

1179
00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:32,789
>> Stephen: IS THERE SOMEONE
FROM THE MARVEL OR THE D.C.
UNIVERSE, A CHARACTER YOU WOULD

1180
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:33,456
FROM THE MARVEL OR THE D.C.
UNIVERSE, A CHARACTER YOU WOULD
LIKE TO PLAY.

1181
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,458
UNIVERSE, A CHARACTER YOU WOULD
LIKE TO PLAY.
>> YES, I FEEL LIKE I LOOK LIKE

1182
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,160
LIKE TO PLAY.
>> YES, I FEEL LIKE I LOOK LIKE
HER, EMBODY HER, HAVE THE SAME

1183
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:41,331
>> YES, I FEEL LIKE I LOOK LIKE
HER, EMBODY HER, HAVE THE SAME
KIND OF PERSONALITY AS HER, JUST

1184
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:45,035
HER, EMBODY HER, HAVE THE SAME
KIND OF PERSONALITY AS HER, JUST
A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE SHE'S A BAD

1185
00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:45,902
KIND OF PERSONALITY AS HER, JUST
A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE SHE'S A BAD
AS.

1186
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:46,136
A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE SHE'S A BAD
AS.
ELECTRA.

1187
00:36:46,138 --> 00:36:47,637
AS.
ELECTRA.
SHE'S DOPE, STRONG, FIERCE

1188
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:50,707
ELECTRA.
SHE'S DOPE, STRONG, FIERCE
WARRIOR AND I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY

1189
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:53,043
SHE'S DOPE, STRONG, FIERCE
WARRIOR AND I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY
HERE ONE DAY AND TO PLAY

1190
00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:53,276
WARRIOR AND I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY
HERE ONE DAY AND TO PLAY
JUSTICE.

1191
00:36:53,278 --> 00:36:54,411
HERE ONE DAY AND TO PLAY
JUSTICE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE THE

1192
00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:56,146
JUSTICE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE THE
MARTIAL ARTS EXPERIENCE FOR

1193
00:36:56,148 --> 00:36:56,513
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE THE
MARTIAL ARTS EXPERIENCE FOR
ELECTRA.

1194
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:57,981
MARTIAL ARTS EXPERIENCE FOR
ELECTRA.
>> I DO.

1195
00:36:57,983 --> 00:37:00,584
ELECTRA.
>> I DO.
I TOOK KARATE WHEN I WAS A KID,

1196
00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:00,850
>> I DO.
I TOOK KARATE WHEN I WAS A KID,
SO, YEAH.

1197
00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:01,651
I TOOK KARATE WHEN I WAS A KID,
SO, YEAH.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOU

1198
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:04,154
SO, YEAH.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOU
GOT HOOKED ON THE COMIC BOOKS

1199
00:37:04,156 --> 00:37:05,455
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOU
GOT HOOKED ON THE COMIC BOOKS
BECAUSE A FAMILY MEMBER ACTUALLY

1200
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:06,990
GOT HOOKED ON THE COMIC BOOKS
BECAUSE A FAMILY MEMBER ACTUALLY
PROVIDED THE SUPPLY.

1201
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:07,924
BECAUSE A FAMILY MEMBER ACTUALLY
PROVIDED THE SUPPLY.
>> OH, YEAH.

1202
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,126
PROVIDED THE SUPPLY.
>> OH, YEAH.
HE DEFINITELY -- WELL, HE DIDN'T

1203
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:10,460
>> OH, YEAH.
HE DEFINITELY -- WELL, HE DIDN'T
SUPPLY.

1204
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:10,927
HE DEFINITELY -- WELL, HE DIDN'T
SUPPLY.
I STOLE IT.

1205
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,462
SUPPLY.
I STOLE IT.
I WENT INTO HIS ROOM.

1206
00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:14,231
I STOLE IT.
I WENT INTO HIS ROOM.
>> Stephen: WHO'S THIS?

1207
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:14,831
I WENT INTO HIS ROOM.
>> Stephen: WHO'S THIS?
MY UNCLE.

1208
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,933
>> Stephen: WHO'S THIS?
MY UNCLE.
HE IS A HUGE, HUGE, HUGE COMIC

1209
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:19,035
MY UNCLE.
HE IS A HUGE, HUGE, HUGE COMIC
BOOK FAN, AND I JUST REMEMBER

1210
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:21,204
HE IS A HUGE, HUGE, HUGE COMIC
BOOK FAN, AND I JUST REMEMBER
GOING INTO HIS ROOM AND LOOKING

1211
00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:23,106
BOOK FAN, AND I JUST REMEMBER
GOING INTO HIS ROOM AND LOOKING
THROUGH HIS BOX AND STEALING A

1212
00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:25,976
GOING INTO HIS ROOM AND LOOKING
THROUGH HIS BOX AND STEALING A
WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM.

1213
00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:29,713
THROUGH HIS BOX AND STEALING A
WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM.
AND I REMEMBER HIM SAYING,

1214
00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:31,648
WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM.
AND I REMEMBER HIM SAYING,
MIKALAH, M.J., DID YOU STEAL MY

1215
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:32,382
AND I REMEMBER HIM SAYING,
MIKALAH, M.J., DID YOU STEAL MY
STUFF?

1216
00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:33,049
MIKALAH, M.J., DID YOU STEAL MY
STUFF?
I SAID, NO.

1217
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:35,018
STUFF?
I SAID, NO.
HE SAID, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU

1218
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,287
I SAID, NO.
HE SAID, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
TO THE COMIC BOOK STORE AND HE

1219
00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:37,454
HE SAID, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
TO THE COMIC BOOK STORE AND HE
DID.

1220
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:38,388
TO THE COMIC BOOK STORE AND HE
DID.
>> Stephen: I HEARD YOU'RE

1221
00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:40,357
DID.
>> Stephen: I HEARD YOU'RE
DOING YOUR OWN COMIC BOOK.

1222
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,791
>> Stephen: I HEARD YOU'RE
DOING YOUR OWN COMIC BOOK.
>> I AM.

1223
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:42,292
DOING YOUR OWN COMIC BOOK.
>> I AM.
I'M TRYING TO FINISH IT.

1224
00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:44,461
>> I AM.
I'M TRYING TO FINISH IT.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GIVE US AN

1225
00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:48,632
I'M TRYING TO FINISH IT.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GIVE US AN
IDEA OF WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON?

1226
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:49,432
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GIVE US AN
IDEA OF WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON?
>> YES

1227
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,600
IDEA OF WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON?
>> YES
( MADE SOUND )

1228
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,901
>> YES
( MADE SOUND )
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.

1229
00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:52,936
( MADE SOUND )
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
THAT WAS AN INTRODUCTION.

1230
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:56,139
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
THAT WAS AN INTRODUCTION.
THIS IS MY CHARACTER.

1231
00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:56,640
THAT WAS AN INTRODUCTION.
THIS IS MY CHARACTER.
WE'RE GOING THROUGH NAME

1232
00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:56,873
THIS IS MY CHARACTER.
WE'RE GOING THROUGH NAME
CHANGES.

1233
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,141
WE'RE GOING THROUGH NAME
CHANGES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO

1234
00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:02,846
CHANGES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO
NAME HER, EITHER NEVEYA OR

1235
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:03,113
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO
NAME HER, EITHER NEVEYA OR
PATIENCE.

1236
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:05,015
NAME HER, EITHER NEVEYA OR
PATIENCE.
I HAVE BEEN BUILDING HER UP.

1237
00:38:05,017 --> 00:38:08,084
PATIENCE.
I HAVE BEEN BUILDING HER UP.
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE ME.

1238
00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:10,153
I HAVE BEEN BUILDING HER UP.
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE ME.
SHE'S JUST, LIKE, THIS

1239
00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,488
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE ME.
SHE'S JUST, LIKE, THIS
MISUNDERSTOOD GIRL IN THE WORLD.

1240
00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:13,223
SHE'S JUST, LIKE, THIS
MISUNDERSTOOD GIRL IN THE WORLD.
SHE HAS A LOT STACKED AGAINST

1241
00:38:13,225 --> 00:38:15,425
MISUNDERSTOOD GIRL IN THE WORLD.
SHE HAS A LOT STACKED AGAINST
HER BUT SHE DEFEATS THE ODDS.

1242
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:18,128
SHE HAS A LOT STACKED AGAINST
HER BUT SHE DEFEATS THE ODDS.
I'M 26 PAGES IN, ALMOST DONE

1243
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,796
HER BUT SHE DEFEATS THE ODDS.
I'M 26 PAGES IN, ALMOST DONE
WITH THE SECOND DRAFT OF IT, SO

1244
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,031
I'M 26 PAGES IN, ALMOST DONE
WITH THE SECOND DRAFT OF IT, SO
I'M REALLY HAPPY WITH IT.

1245
00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:22,132
WITH THE SECOND DRAFT OF IT, SO
I'M REALLY HAPPY WITH IT.
>> Stephen: BEFORE WE GO, I

1246
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:25,201
I'M REALLY HAPPY WITH IT.
>> Stephen: BEFORE WE GO, I
WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT JOE BIDEN.

1247
00:38:25,203 --> 00:38:27,037
>> Stephen: BEFORE WE GO, I
WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT JOE BIDEN.
HE'S RECENTLY URGED CONGRESS TO

1248
00:38:27,039 --> 00:38:30,140
WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT JOE BIDEN.
HE'S RECENTLY URGED CONGRESS TO
PASS THE EQUALITY ACT IN WHICH

1249
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:32,842
HE'S RECENTLY URGED CONGRESS TO
PASS THE EQUALITY ACT IN WHICH
IT WOULD EXPAND CIVIL RIGHTS

1250
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,312
PASS THE EQUALITY ACT IN WHICH
IT WOULD EXPAND CIVIL RIGHTS
PROTECTIONS FOR THE LGBTQ

1251
00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:35,578
IT WOULD EXPAND CIVIL RIGHTS
PROTECTIONS FOR THE LGBTQ
COMMUNITY.

1252
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:36,179
PROTECTIONS FOR THE LGBTQ
COMMUNITY.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU TO

1253
00:38:36,181 --> 00:38:38,148
COMMUNITY.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU TO
HAVE A PRESIDENT TAKING THIS

1254
00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:39,049
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU TO
HAVE A PRESIDENT TAKING THIS
ISSUE SERIOUSLY?

1255
00:38:39,051 --> 00:38:41,751
HAVE A PRESIDENT TAKING THIS
ISSUE SERIOUSLY?
>> I MEAN, IT'S EXTREMELY

1256
00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:42,018
ISSUE SERIOUSLY?
>> I MEAN, IT'S EXTREMELY
IMPORTANT.

1257
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:44,654
>> I MEAN, IT'S EXTREMELY
IMPORTANT.
THERE'S A LOT OF YOUTH OUT THERE

1258
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,589
IMPORTANT.
THERE'S A LOT OF YOUTH OUT THERE
THAT NEED SOME KIND OF GUIDANCE

1259
00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:48,692
THERE'S A LOT OF YOUTH OUT THERE
THAT NEED SOME KIND OF GUIDANCE
AND SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO

1260
00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:49,893
THAT NEED SOME KIND OF GUIDANCE
AND SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO,

1261
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,161
AND SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO,
LIKE, LIFE ITSELF.

1262
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:52,529
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO,
LIKE, LIFE ITSELF.
WHEN YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT

1263
00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,130
LIKE, LIFE ITSELF.
WHEN YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT
ACTUALLY PUTTING THAT FORTH AND

1264
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:56,633
WHEN YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT
ACTUALLY PUTTING THAT FORTH AND
SHEDDING AWARENESS ON IT, HE

1265
00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,869
ACTUALLY PUTTING THAT FORTH AND
SHEDDING AWARENESS ON IT, HE
ALSO HAS ONE TRANS WOMAN IN

1266
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,237
SHEDDING AWARENESS ON IT, HE
ALSO HAS ONE TRANS WOMAN IN
POSITION, ALREADY, BUT WHEN HE

1267
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,840
ALSO HAS ONE TRANS WOMAN IN
POSITION, ALREADY, BUT WHEN HE
SPEAKS IT TO THE YOUTH, IT MAKES

1268
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,408
POSITION, ALREADY, BUT WHEN HE
SPEAKS IT TO THE YOUTH, IT MAKES
IT MORE APPROACHABLE AND MORE

1269
00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,510
SPEAKS IT TO THE YOUTH, IT MAKES
IT MORE APPROACHABLE AND MORE
ACHIEVABLE TO KNOW THAT OUR

1270
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,045
IT MORE APPROACHABLE AND MORE
ACHIEVABLE TO KNOW THAT OUR
LIVES ARE WORTHY AND THAT WE

1271
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:10,447
ACHIEVABLE TO KNOW THAT OUR
LIVES ARE WORTHY AND THAT WE
DESERVE TO BE HERE.

1272
00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:13,750
LIVES ARE WORTHY AND THAT WE
DESERVE TO BE HERE.
A LOT OF TRANS INDIVIDUALS

1273
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,352
DESERVE TO BE HERE.
A LOT OF TRANS INDIVIDUALS
ESPECIALLY TRANS WOMEN LIKE

1274
00:39:15,354 --> 00:39:17,454
A LOT OF TRANS INDIVIDUALS
ESPECIALLY TRANS WOMEN LIKE
MYSELF ARE AT STAKE OF A LOT OF

1275
00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,422
ESPECIALLY TRANS WOMEN LIKE
MYSELF ARE AT STAKE OF A LOT OF
VIOLENCE AND DEROGATORY THINGS

1276
00:39:19,424 --> 00:39:22,625
MYSELF ARE AT STAKE OF A LOT OF
VIOLENCE AND DEROGATORY THINGS
THAT COME OUR WAY.

1277
00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:23,693
VIOLENCE AND DEROGATORY THINGS
THAT COME OUR WAY.
SO WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING

1278
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,129
THAT COME OUR WAY.
SO WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING
THAT'S A LEADER SAYING THAT IT

1279
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:27,030
SO WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING
THAT'S A LEADER SAYING THAT IT
SPEAKS VOLUMES.

1280
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,299
THAT'S A LEADER SAYING THAT IT
SPEAKS VOLUMES.
>> Stephen: "POSE" AIRS

1281
00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:31,434
SPEAKS VOLUMES.
>> Stephen: "POSE" AIRS
SUNDAYS ON FX.

1282
00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:32,335
>> Stephen: "POSE" AIRS
SUNDAYS ON FX.
M.J. RODRIGUEZ, EVERYBODY.

1283
00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:33,036
SUNDAYS ON FX.
M.J. RODRIGUEZ, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1284
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,137
M.J. RODRIGUEZ, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> THANK YOU.

1285
00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:34,604
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> THANK YOU.
♪♪♪

1286
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,950
>> STEPHEN: THAT'S IT FOR "A
LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS

1287
00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:47,550
LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS
WILL BE MORGAN FREEMAN AND TIG

1288
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:48,451
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS
WILL BE MORGAN FREEMAN AND TIG
NOTARO.

1289
00:39:48,453 --> 00:39:49,052
WILL BE MORGAN FREEMAN AND TIG
NOTARO.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT, WITH HIS

1290
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:49,886
NOTARO.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT, WITH HIS
GUEST, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK

1291
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,020
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT, WITH HIS
GUEST, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK
OBAMA.

1292
00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:53,456
GUEST, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK
OBAMA.
GOODNIGHT.

1293
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:54,491
OBAMA.
GOODNIGHT.
♪♪♪

1294
00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:56,960
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