>> NORTH KOREA CELEBRATED THE 73rd ANNIVERSARY OF ITS
FOUNDING.
SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG UN EVEN SHOWED UP, AND HE LOOKED MUCH
THINNER THAN AT THE START OF THE YEAR.
>> KIM JONG UN LOOKING SVELTE.
, IS HE SICK?
IS THIS A DIET?
>> HE'S FIT, HE'S FUN AND HE'S FASCIST!
TAKE A LOOK AT KIM JONG UN.
♪♪ ♪♪
>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!
TONIGHT, BACK TO SCHOOL.
PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES JEFF DANIELS AND NATE BURLESON,
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN."
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪
>> Stephen: HEY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME.
WELCOME ONE AND ALL, DOWN HERE, UP THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD,
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.
IT'S AN EXCITING DAY HERE IN NEW YORK CITY --
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
-- BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST DAY OF ALL IN-PERSON SCHOOL!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 18 MONTHS,
KIDS CAN ENJOY CLASS WITHOUT SEEING THEIR FRIENDS' DADS
WANDERING BEHIND THEM IN BOXERS.
IF THEY'RE LUCKY.
OF COURSE, THERE ARE ALWAYS SOME HICCUPS ON THE FIRST DAY.
THE ONLINE HEALTH SCREENINGS THAT FAMILIES ARE REQUIRED TO
FILL OUT EACH MORNING HAD CRASHED BY ABOUT 8:00 A.M., SO
SOME EDUCATORS WERE FORCED TO COMPLETE THEIR OWN SCREENINGS OF
HOW EACH CHILD WAS FEELING THAT MORNING.
"SO, I'VE READ YOUR HEALTH FORMS, AND I SEE MANY OF YOU ARE
SUFFERING FROM BUTT FEVER BUTT-ACHE, AND SHORTNESS OF
BUTT.
OKAY, PUT A MASK OVER YOUR BUTT AND COME ON IN."
OF COURSE, KIDS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES VULNERABLE TO COVID.
WHICH IS WHY LAST WEEK PRESIDENT BIDEN ISSUED A PLAN
TO REQUIRE ALL PRIVATE-SECTOR BUSINESSES WITH MORE THAN 100
EMPLOYEES TO MANDATE VACCINES OR WEEKLY TESTING.
THAT'S GREAT.
OKAY?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU WANT THAT SENSE OF SECURITY.
>> Jon: YEAH.
YOU'VE GOT TO FEEL SAFE, GOT TO BE SAFE.
>> Stephen: WHEN YOU GO INTO A STARBUCKS,
YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE.
UNTIL YOU SEE THE BATHROOM.
( LAUGHTER ) ARE THOSE... TEETH?
OF COURSE, THESE SAFETY MEASURES ENRAGED THE LUNATIC FRINGE OF
ANTI-VAXXERS, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS.
MISSISSIPPI GOVERNOR AT A TIME REEVES DECLARED THIS IS AMERICA
AND WE STILL BELIEVE IN FREEDOM FROM TYRANTS.
YES, RECEIVING MEDICAL TREATMENT PART OF A PROUD AMERICAN
TRADITION.
WHO COULD FORGET THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF PATRICK HENRY?
"GIVE ME RUBELLA AND GIVE ME DEATH.
BECAUSE I WANT TO DIE FROM RUBELLA."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SOME GOVERNORS HAVE EVEN
THREATENED TO SUE THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION OVER VACCINES,
AND ON FRIDAY, THE PRESIDENT RESPONDED.
>> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO REPUBLICANS WHO ARE CALLING YOUR
VACCINE REQUIREMENTS AN OVERREACH, WHO ARE
THREATENING TO CHALLENGE IT IN COURT?
>> HAVE AT IT.
>> STEPHEN: (AS BIDEN) "COME AT ME, BROSEPH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) COME ON!
COME ON, STEP UP!
YOU WANT A LITTLE PIECE?
YOU WANT A TASTE?
YOU WANT A SCOOP OF THIS?
I WENT TO THE SCRANTON SCHOOL OF BUS STOP TUSSLIN'!
ONCE GAVE A MAN A LITTLE ELBOW MUSIC FOR LOOKIN' CROSS-EYED
AT MY BUSTER BROWNS!
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE MANDATE, YOU CAN STOP BY AND
MEET MY PALS, EMPATHY AND PUBLIC SERVICE!
C'MON, JACKSON!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
COME ON, COME ON MAN, COME ON.
IT'S NOT JUST SCHOOL COMING BACK FROM COVID, BECAUSE AMERICA'S
ALSO SEEING THE SWEATY, STICKY, TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF SEX
PARTIES.
REALLY?
I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE: I JUST DON'T BUY THAT SEX PARTIES ARE A
THING.
I'M IN SHOW BUSINESS, SUPPOSEDLY THE HEIGHT OF DECADENCE, AND
I'VE NEVER ONCE BEEN ASKED TO A SEX PARTY.
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SAY THEY DON'T EXIST.
I'VE NEVER BEEN UNINVITED OR NOT INVITED TO A SEX PARTY,
EITHER.
NO ONE EVER SAID, HEY, STEVE, MISSED YOU AT THE
SEX PARTY LAST NIGHT.
TOO BAD, YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO'D BE REALLY GREAT
TO HAVE AT A REAL SEX-PARTY.
A REAL SEX-ASSET."
WHERE'S MY INVITATION?
IN MY JUNK EMAIL FOLDER?
BY WHICH I MEAN THE EMAIL FONDER ( PIANO RIFF )
( LAUGHTER ) FORGET IT!
I'M MAD!
I'M ANGRY!
( LAUGHTER ) BY WHICH I MEAN, THE FOLDER
WHERE I KEEP MY JUNK'S EMAIL.
IT'S LILSTEVE@COLBERT.ORG.
THAT'S RIGHT.
MY PENIS IS A NONPROFIT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
EVIE'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT JOKE.
WHEN COVID FIRST HIT, SOME PEOPLE MOVED THEIR SEX PARTIES
TO ZOOM, BUT THAT COULD BE AWKWARD.
ONE WOMAN TOLD RESEARCHERS "I WAS WITH MY PARENTS SO IT WAS
HARD TO HIDE IN THE ROOM AND HOST A ZOOM SEX PARTY."
"HON?
YOUR MOM AND I WERE GONNA ORDER P.F. CHANGS, DO YOU WANT LETTUCE
WRAPS?
ORDER THE LETTUCE WRAPS, SHE KEEPS SCREAMING YES, YES.
WAIT, GET OUT THE MENU, SHE SAYS SHE'S COMING."
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) WHAT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T -- OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) WE'RE ALL ADULTS.
ONE OF US JUST TURNED 18, IN FACT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
YOUNG MAN IN THE FRONT ROW ASKED ME IF I COULD TALK TO MY
18-YEAR-OLD SELF, WHAT ADVICE WOULD I GIVE MY 18-YEAR-OLD
SELF, AND THAT ADVICE WOULD BE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SEX
PARTIES.
( LAUGHTER ) THEY DON'T -- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
INVITED?
( APPLAUSE ) HOLD ON.
( LAUGHTER ) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVITED TO A
SEX PARTY?
>> I'M WITH MY MOM AND -- ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I APOLOGIZE.
I APOLOGIZE.
I SHOULD NOT HAVE ASKED YOU THAT QUESTION.
MOM, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVITED TO A SEX PARTY?
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
WHERE WERE WE?
RESEARCHERS ALSO FOUND THAT DURING THE LOCKDOWN, ONE IN FIVE
PARTICIPANTS CLAIMED TO BE EXPERIMENTING MORE.
PEOPLE GOT SO EXPERIMENTAL THAT A WHOPPING 2% OF AMERICANS
CLAIMED TO HAVE HAD THEIR FIRST THREESOME DURING THE PANDEMIC.
AND YOU KNOW THAT IF PEOPLE CLAIM THEY HAD A THREESOME, IT'S
DEFINITELY TRUE.
"WHAT HAVE I BEEN UP TO IN QUARANTINE?
OH, I DEFINITELY HAD A THREESOME.
WHILE I RAN A MARATHON.
WHILE WRITING MY SCREENPLAY IN ITALIAN THAT I LEARNED.
GOT TO GO, BEYONCE'S INVITING ME TO A SEX PARTY!"
( APPLAUSE ) SPEAKING OF A CRAZY ASS PILES,
TOMORROW CALIFORNIA IS DECIDING WHETHER TO RECALL DEMOCRATIC
GOVERNOR AND WESTWORLD'S TOP USED CAR SALESMAN, GAVIN NEWSOM.
46 CANDIDATES ARE RUNNING AGAINST THE CURRENT GOVERNOR,
INCLUDING BUSINESSMAN AND CANDIDATE WIDER THAN HIS
BACKGROUND JOHN COX.
COX HAS BEEN TRYING TO MAKE HIMSELF OUT TO BE A TOUGH GUY,
BASED ON WHO HE'S CAMPAIGNING WITH.
>> THE BLITZ BEGAN IN THE STATE'S CAPITOL, WITH A
1,000-POUND BURLY BROWN BEAR BY HIS SIDE.
>> STEPHEN: ALL THAT TELLS ME IS THAT JOHN COX IS SO BLAND, EVEN
A BEAR WON'T EAT HIM.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
BY SHOW OF APPLAUSE, HAS ANYONE BEEN INVITED TO A SEX PARTY?)
MAN SPEAKS UP ).
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO A SEX PARTY.
DID YOU RSVP?
DID YOU GO?
>> WOMAN: YEAH.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GET ME ON A LIST?
( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T BELIEVE YOU FOR A
SECOND.
ANOTHER GOV WANNABE IS BILLBOARD MODEL ANGELYNE, WHO RELEASED
THIS COMPELLING VIDEO.
>> I'M RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA, IT'S JUST ME AND THE
DOG.
WILL YOU PLEASE VOTE FOR US?
WE PROMISE WE'LL BE REALLY GOOD.
THE DOG ONLY EATS A LITTLE BIT, AND I EAT... PIZZA.
( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: I'LL VOTE FOR YOU,
JUST LET THE DOG GO.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
SEX PARTY.
DEFINITELY SEX PARTY.
THERE'S ALSO PATRICK KILPATRICK, AN ACTOR, SCREENWRITER, AND
PRODUCER.
YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE HIM FROM SUCH FILMS AS "UNDER SIEGE 2,"
"FREE WILLY 3," "ANGEL 4," OR THE TV SHOW "BABYLON 5."
( LAUGHTER ) AND IF YOU ADD ALL THOSE NUMBERS
UP, IT IS MORE THAN THE VOTES PATRICK KILPATRICK WILL GET.
( APPLAUSE ) BUT IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE
NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WILL BE THE NEXT GOVERNOR, BECAUSE ACCORDING
TO THE LATEST POLLS OVER 60% OF LIKELY VOTERS OPPOSE RECALLING
NEWSOM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE OTHER 40% SAID "I AM RUNNING
FOR GOVERNOR."
( LAUGHTER ) SO WITH NEWSOM LIKELY TO BE
VICTORIOUS, THE G.O.P. HAS TAKEN THE HIGH ROAD BY PRIMING THEIR
VOTERS TO BELIEVE THE CALIFORNIA RECALL WAS STOLEN.
NOT AGAIN!
WE KNOW THIS LEADS TO A TERRIBLE PLACE: SACRAMENTO.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, IN MUSIC VIDEOS,
THE VMA'S WERE LAST NIGHT, AND THEY KICKED OFF WITH A VISIT
-- THE BIGGEST SHOW STOPPER WAS LIL NOZ X WHO DID A STEAMY SHOW
OF INDUSTRY BABY AND MONTEIRO.
S TELL ME YOU LOVE ME IN PRIVATE
S CALL ME BY YOUR NAME I DO NOT CARE
S IF YOU'RE LYING S >> STEPHEN: I'M NOT A PRUDE, BUT
I FIND THAT REALLY UPSETTING.
YET ANOTHER STAR-STUDDED SEX PARTY, AND I WASN'T INVITED.
GUYS!
I HAVE MY OWN BEDAZZLED SHORTS AND SOME BABY OIL.
SO, LIL' NAS, CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT, CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED,
CALL ME IN THE MORNING, I'LL BE ON THE WAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
MY GUESTS ARE JEFF DANIELS AND CBS MORNINGS' NATE BURLESON.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, RUDY GIULIANI WAS GIVEN ALCOHOL NEAR
A MICROPHONE.
♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK!
SAY HELLO TO THE BAND, JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN"!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪
>> Jon: WHOO!
WHOO!
>> Steph>> Stephen: JON, I HOLD HAND THE CARDS FOR TONIGHT'S
GUESTS.
WE HAVE THE ONE, THE ONLY TREASURE JEFF DANIELS
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: YES, YES.
>> Stephen: SECOND GUEST, NEW TO THE CBS FAMILY, RIGHT?
NATE BURLESON WHO IS NOW THE NEW HOST ON THE NEW CBS MORNING SHOW
WHICH IS CALLED -- FORMER N.F.L.
STAR BUT NOW ON THE CBS MORNING SHOW USED TO BE CALLED "CBS THIS
MORNING" AND NOW IT'S CALLED ""CBS MORNINGS," BIG CHANGE.
( LAUGHTER ) ONE OF THE REASONS THEY CHANGED
IT, IT USED TO BE CALLED "CBS THIS MORNING," AND PEOPLE WOULD
SAY, WELL, I WATCHED THE MORNING SHOW BECAUSE IT WAS SINGULAR AND
THEY WENT WITH MORNINGS BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING EVERY DAY.
>> Jon: YES, NO DEFINITIVE END, JUST MORNINGS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S THEIR MOTTO, NO DEFINITIVE END.
>> Jon: YEAH.
>> Stephen: TO TODAY'S SHOW.
JON, I UNDERSTAND SHORTLY BEFORE THE SHOW BEGAN THIS EVENING WE
GOT SOME SAD NEWS ABOUT THE FOUNDER TO HAVE THE NEWPORT JAZZ
FESTIVAL.
>> Jon: GEORGE WING PASSED AWAY THIS MORNING.
HE FOUNDED NEWPORT FOLK, NEWPORT JAZZ, CONSIDERED THE CREATOR OF
THE JAZZ FESTIVALS, IN GENERAL OWE A DEBT TO HIM.
HE WAS SOMEONE WHO WAS SO SPECIAL TO ME.
HE BELIEVED ME WHEN I WAS A KID.
HE WOULD ENCOURAGE ME.
HE WOULD ALWAYS BOOK ME.
I LOVED GETTING TO KNOW HIM AND HEARING THE STORY HE TOLD ABOUT
MILES AND ALL OF THE GREATS THAT HE WOULD MANAGE OR HANG OUT
WITH.
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT WE LOVE YOU, GEORGE.
REST IN PEACE.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.
FOLKS, THIS SATURDAY, OF COURSE, WAS
THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11.
PRESIDENTS CLINTON, OBAMA, AND BIDEN APPEARED TOGETHER AT
GROUND ZERO, GEORGE W. BUSH SPOKE IN SHANKSVILLE,
PENNSYLVANIA, AND ONE FORMER PRESIDENT DID COLOR COMMENTARY
FOR A PAY-PER-VIEW BOXING MATCH THAT DID NOT LAST ONE ENTIRE
ROUND.
WAS IT JIMMY CARTER?
NO?
WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
WE ALSO HEARD FROM FORMER NEW YORK MAYOR RUDY GIULIANI, SEEN
HERE TRYING TO READ THE SPECIALS AT THE MASSAGE PARLOR.
( LAUGHTER ) IN HIS SPEECH, HE FOCUSED ON
WHAT'S IMPORTANT FROM THAT DAY: MAKING FUN OF HOW QUEEN
ELIZABETH REACTED TO HIS HANDLING OF THE TRAGEDY:
>> ( IMPERSONATING THE QUEEN ) SHE SAID "YOU DID A WONDERFUL
JOB ON SEPTEMBER 11.
AND THEREFORE I'M MAKING YOU AN HONORARY KNIGHT, COMMAND OF THE
ROYAL SOMETHING OR OTHER."
>> STEPHEN: IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF RUDY'S QUEEN ELIZABETH,
YOU CAN CATCH HIM IN THE UPCOMING NETFLIX SERIES:
"THE CLOWN."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL RUDY HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY.
>> I KNOW PRINCE ANDREW IS VERY QUESTIONABLE NOW.
I NEVER WENT OUT WITH HIM.
EVER.
NEVER HAD A DRINK WITH HIM NEVER WAS WITH A WOMAN OR A
YOUNG GIRL WITH HIM.
NEVER, EVER, EVER.
ONE TIME I MET HIM IN MY OFFICE AND ONE TIME-- WHEN WE HAD THE
PARTY, RIGHT BERNIE?
YOU WERE THERE.
>> STEPHEN: AGAIN, THIS SPEECH SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT 9/11, ON
9/11.
REMIND ME TO NEVER HAVE RUDY SPEAK AT MY FUNERAL.
( AS RUDY ) "WE'RE GATHERED HERE TO
CELEBRATE A LIFE.
BUT BEFORE THAT, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, I NEVER EVER TOOK A
ROAD TRIP WITH THAT HOMICIDAL DRIFTER.
EVER!
EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME WE DROVE TO WISCONSIN.
YOU WERE THERE, RIGHT, BERNIE?
POINT IS, BERNIE'S MY ALIBI."
( APPLAUSE ) RUDY'S RAMBLING 9/11 SPEECH LED
MANY TO SPECULATE THAT HE WAS DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND.
NICE TO KNOW HE'S CUTTING BACK.
OF COURSE, RUDY DIDN'T DIGNIFY THESE ACCUSATIONS WITH A
RESPONSE.
HE DIGNIFIED THEM WITH MANY, SAYING, "YES, I HAD A SCOTCH,
BUT I WAS NOT DRUNK."
ADDING, "I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
I USE THE WORD FUNCTIONING, I DON'T KNOW WHY I USED THE
WORD FUNCTIONING.
I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
I AM 77-YEARS-OLD.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TREATED FOR ALCOHOLISM."
YES, THIS IS CLEAR.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO DENY YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC, MAYBE DON'T CHOOSE
A WORD THAT FAMOUSLY PRECEDES THE WORD ALCOHOLIC.
IT'S LIKE SAYING, "I'M NOT A MRS. MAISEL.
I'M A MARVELOUS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I USE THE WORD MARVELOUS.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TREATED FOR BEING MRS. MAISEL."
RUDY CONTINUED, "I AM NOT A DRUNK.
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN PUBLICLY DRUNK IN MY LIFE."
ADDING, "I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THAT I WAS DRUNK."
( APPLAUSE ) (AS RUDY)
"AND I WON'T REMEMBER THIS TIME EITHER."
( APPLAUSE ) RUDY SOMEHOW CONTINUED, SAYING
"I'M PROBABLY ONE OF THE SHARPEST GUYS YOU'RE EVER GOING
TO MEET.
AND YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN A COURT ROOM AND I'LL KICK THE (
BLEEP ) OUT OF ANYBODY."
YOU KNOW, HOW A SOBER PERSON ACTS IN COURT.
"I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THIS TRIAL.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
LET'S FIGHT.
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
♪ JUST A SMALL TOWN BOY BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DE-(VOMITING) ♪
( APPLAUSE ) NO FURTHER QUESTIONS."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JEFF DANIELS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
WELCOME ONE AND ALL.
TO "THE LATE SHOW."
FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A TWO-TIME
EMMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "THE NEWSROOM,"
"GODLESS," AND "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD."
HE NOW STARS IN THE NEW SHOWTIME SERIES "AMERICAN RUST."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," JEFF DANIELS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪
>> Stephen: WELL, THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE, WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD," WHICH WAS JUST
OPENING AT THE TIME.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND IT RETURNS OCTOBER --
>> 5th.
>> Stephen: -- 5th, TO BROADWAY.
VERY EXCITING.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WERE YOU PLANNING ON COMING
BACK?
OR WAS THIS A, YOU KNOW WHAT?
COVED'S OVER, LET'S GO BACK.
>> THEY HAD COME TO ME A FEW TIMES WHEN THE PANDEMIC HIT AND
WOULD YOU COME BACK.
I'M GOING, I DID IT FOR A YEAR, WHICH ON BROADWAY IS A LONG
TIME.
>> Stephen: SURE.
AND THEN IT WAS, YOU CAN HELP REOPEN BROADWAY, YOU CAN HELP
NEW YORK CITY COME BACK.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I MEAN, THERE WERE 88,000 JOBS
THAT WERE LOST JUST IN THE BROADWAY DISTRICT.
>> Stephen: RIGHT.
O THE STAGE HANDS, THE USHERS.
I MEAN, SO, LET'S HELP THAT, YOU KNOW.
YOU LOVE THE THEATER, LET'S HELP THAT.
>> Stephen: OF COURSE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THAT AND I WANT TO SEE WHAT
IT MEANS NOW.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT MEANS TO WALK OUT THERE AS ATTICUS
FINCH -- >> Stephen: TWO YEARS LATER.
-- POST GEORGE FLOYD'S MURDER AND BASICALLY THROW WHAT AARON
SORKIN HAD WRITTEN, AARON SORKIN IS ABOUT MANY THINGS, ONE OF
WHICH IS WHITE BLINDNESS, AND I THINK BLOODY SUNDAY WAS GEORGE
FLOYD'S MURDER.
WHITE PEOPLE SAID I HAD ONLY IDEA WE WERE TAUGHT ONE SIDE OF
AMERICAN HISTORY, I BETTER LOOK INTO THAT.
SO I STARTED READING ISABELLE WILKERSON, H TA-NEHISI COATES,
CAROL ANDERSON.
( APPLAUSE ) GET EDUCATED.
WE HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY IN THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW TO WELCOME IN
A NEW AMERICA.
WE REALLY DO.
>> Stephen: I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
>> YEAH.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: STRANGELY, NOT
ONLY IN AMERICA, NOT IN THE WAY WE APPROACH OUR CIVIC SOCIETY,
BUT IN THE ARTS, THERE'S REASONS AND THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY WHERE
THINGS ARE REOPENING THAT NEVER CLOSED EVER BEFORE TO
RE-DEDICATE YOURSELF TO FIRST PRINCIPLES.
>> YEAH, AND WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE ONES WHO NEED TO HEAR IT.
( APPLAUSE ) SO MOCKINGBIRD WITH AARON SORKIN
AND HARPER LEE IS A WHITE POINT OF VIEW, IT'S A STORY OF ATTICUS
COMING TO GRIPS WITH THE FACT, ONE OF THE BIG CENTRAL QUESTIONS
OF THE PLAY IS THERE'S GOODNESS IN EVERYONE AND YOU JUST HAVE TO
CARE Y -- CARE ENOUGH TO LOOK FO IT.
IS THERE GOODNESS IN EVERYONE IN 2021?
NOT SURE.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE NOW.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE WHETHER YOU'RE FOR OR AT LEAST
MARGINALIZED SYSTEMIC RACISM.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.
YOU CAN'T SAY PLEASE CUT MY TAXES AND I'LL LOOK THE OTHER
WAY.
>> Stephen: OR TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT EXISTS.
>> YEAH, TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT EXISTS.
( APPLAUSE ) YOU KNOW THAT THE CULTURE HAS
CHANGED.
RON BROWN STEVEN WROTE IN ROCK ME ON THE WATERS IN 1974.
ONE OF HIS BIG THINGS WAS THE CULTURE CHANGE BEFORE THE
POLITICS.
THE CULTURE WAS COMING OUT, TAKING THE '60s AND GOING IN
THE WHOLE OTHER EXPRESSIVE DIRECTION, AND NIXON AND AGO NEW
WERE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
SAME THING NOW.
IF YOU LOOK AT ANY MOVIE, TV, "AMERICAN RUST" AND
"MOCKINGBIRD" IS AN EXAMPLE.
WE HAVE EVERYBODY DOING EVERYTHING.
NOT JUST WHITE PEOPLE.
COMMERCIALS, CORPORATE AMERICA, YOU LOOK AT ANY COMMERCIAL NOW,
ALL INCLUSIVE.
CORPORATE AMERICA WAS TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES TRYING TO GET TO
THAT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
( APPLAUSE ) AND THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT, BUT CULTURE IS CHANGING, AND YOU CAN'T STOP
THAT.
THAT'S BIGGER THAN ANYTHING, I THINK.
>> Stephen: WELL, I WANT TO ASK ABOUT "AMERICAN RUST."
THIS IS THE NEW SERIES ON SHOWTIME.
YOU STAR IN IT, YOU ALSO EXECUTIVE PRODUCE IT.
WHY DID YOU WANT TO DO THIS SO MUCH?
WHAT'S THIS SERIES ABOUT?
>> PHILLIP MEYER, A GREAT AMERICAN AUTHOR, WROTE A BOOK IN
2009 CALLED "AMERICAN RUST."
I WENT DOWN TO A BOOK STORE IN MANHATTAN AND HEARD HIM READ IT.
I HEARD MY AGENT SAY, COME ON, WE'RE GOING DOWNTOWN, GOING TO
HEAR A GUY READ THE BOOK.
I SAID, OH, GREAT.
MY MANAGER BIRD DOGGED THE BOOK.
WHEN I GOT INTO A POSITION -- WHICH THE NEWS ROOM HELPED AND
SOME OTHER THINGS HELPED, TO GET TO THAT THING WHERE YOU KNOW
YOU'VE MADE IT, WHERE YOUR AGENT CALLS AND SAYS WE CAN DO THIS OR
THAT, BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT.
SO I SAID LET'S CHASE "AMERICAN RUST."
"AMERICAN RUST," FOR ME, I AM THAT GUY.
IF THE ACTING THING HADN'T WORKED OUT, AND I TRIED HARD --
>> Stephen: FOR IT NOT TO WORK OUT?
>> YEAH.
I SAID, DID I FAIL YET?
BECAUSE I WANT TO GO HOME.
I WOULD HAVE BEEN BACK TO MY DAD'S LUMBER COMPANY DRIVING A
TRUCK WITH THOSE GUYS.
I AM ONE OF THOSE GUYS.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
CAN YOU TELL ME -- >> I PLAY A SMALL-TOWN COP WHO'S
BASICALLY TRYING TO KEEP THE TOWN TOGETHER IN THE MIDST OF A
LOT OF BUSINESSES AND STEEL COMPANIES THAT LEFT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE AT THE BOTTOM OR AT LEAST CAN SEE IT FROM WHERE
THEY ARE.
I HAVE TO BREAK UP A FIGHT WITH ONE OF MY DEPUTIES WHO HAPPENS
TO BE DRUNK WAVING A GUN AROUND.
>> Stephen: JIM.
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.
>> I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR GUN AND GO HOME AND SLEEP IT
OFF.
YOU WILL GET YOUR LAST PAYCHECK IN THE MAIL.
>> ( BLEEP ).
YOU FIRING ME?
>> Stephen: GIVE ME THE GUN.
NOW THAT YOU FOUND YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND YOU'RE DONE WITH ME?
>> I PROTECTED YOU SO MANY TIMES, PETE, TRIED TO GET YOU
CLEANED UP, CHANGED ATTENDANCE RECORDS ALL BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A
FAMILY.
I CAN'T HELP YOU ANYMORE.
WE HAVE BUDGET CUTS THE LAST THREE YEARS, YOU JUST MADE MY
DECISION EASIER.
> SOMEBODY GETTING FIRED BECAUSE OF BUDGET CUTS, BETTER
BE THE CHINESE GUY.
I GOT SENIORITY OVER HIM.
>> THE CHINESE GUY COMES TO WORK, DOESN'T WAVE A GUN, AND
HE'S KOREAN.
NOW GIVE ME THE GUN AND GO HOME!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK.
PLEASE STICK AROUND.
WHEN WE COME BACK, THERE WILL BE MORE JEFF DANIELS, AND I'M GOING
TO ASK HIM ABOUT THE BEGINNING OF HIS CAREER, ALL THE GREAT
DIRECTORS YOU WORKED WITH.
BE READY FOR THAT.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK HERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪
WE'RE BACK HERE WITH AMERICA'S SWEETHEART, JEFF DANIELS.
( LAUGHTER ) I WANT TO GO BACK TO SOMETHING
YOU SAID A WHILE AGO.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN YOUR MANAGER GOES WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO AS OPPOSED TO WHAT ARE THESE OPPORTUNITIES?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT, WHEN YOU FIRST START OFF AS AN ACTOR,
I'M SURE YOU HAVE ALL KIND OF DOUBTS ABOUT YOUR CAREER,
WHETHER YOU'VE ROLLED THE BONES ON THE WRONG PATH OF YOUR LIFE.
WHAT WAS THE MOMENT IN WHICH YOU WERE, LIKE, OKAY, I'LL STICK
WITH THIS, THIS IS WHAT I WILL DO.
I MIGHT MAKE IT.
>> I WAS 21 WHEN I CAME TO NEW YORK CITY, 1976, SEPTEMBER 1
AT 2:00 P.M. IN THE AFTERNOON.
I CAME THROUGH THE HOLLAND TUNNEL WITH MY BUICK, YOU KNOW,
AND EVERYTHING I OWNED IN THE BACK SEAT.
I CELEBRATE THAT ANNIVERSARY EVERY YEAR 45 YEARS AGO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SO STARTED OUT OFF BROADWAY, AND
THEN I GOT TO DO COMMERCIALS WHICH PAID THE RENT.
>> Stephen: SURE, KA-CHING.
AND BAD PARTS AND BAD TELEVISION PILOTS, NOT TOO MANY.
BUT THEN I GOT "TERMS OF ENDEARMENT" WHICH CAME OUT TO
HAVE THE BLUE, BUT I WAS 28 WHEN THAT HAPPENED, SO THAT WAS SEVEN
YEARS.
THEN WHEN I GOT LEADING ROLES, PLURAL, IN WOODY ALLEN'S "PURPLE
ROSE OF CAIRO" WHEN WOODY WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS FILMMARK
STATUS WHEN HE AND MIA WERE STILL IN LOVE, THAT'S 1985, WHEN
THAT HAPPENED, I KNEW THAT I WOULD AT LEAST BE ABLE TO MAKE A
LIVING IN THIS BUSINESS.
I WOULDN'T BE A STAR, BUT I COULD MAKE A LIVING IN THIS
BUSINESS.
NEXT MOVIE I WENT UP ON WAS HEARTBURN, MIKE NICHOLS DIRECTED
IT.
WENT TO MIKE'S APARTMENT WHERE YOU MEET MIKE, YOU WALK IN AND
TALK TO MIKE AND SAY -- I SAID, DO YOU WANT ME TO READ?
HE SAID, GOOD ENOUGH FOR WOODY, GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
>> Stephen: WOW.
YEAH.
I'M DOING CLINT EASTWOOD'S "BLOOD WORK" AND THIS WAS LATER,
2002, AND I HAD CLOSE CHOSEN -- I REALLY WANTED TO DO "DUMB AND
DUMBER."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I WANTED TO DO BIGTIME COMEDY,
GETTYSBURG, BECAUSE I'M LIVING IN MICHIGAN, YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
THERE ARE JOBS IN BETWEEN ALL THOSE, SO I THOUGHT, IF I CAN
PULL OFF "DUMB AND DUMBER" STANDING NEXT TO JIM, THEN I MAY
BE ABLE TO HAVE -- I'M WALKING DOWN THE SET WITH CLINT
EASTWOOD, AND CLINT -- I HAD DONE A DRAMA CALLED "TWO DAYS IN
THE VALLEY" AND "DUMB AND DUMBER," BOTH OF WHICH CLINT HAS
SEEN.
CLINT SAID, IF YOU CAN DO "TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY" AND YOU CAN
DO "DUMB AND DUMBER," YOU CAN DO THIS (IN CLINT'S VOICE ).
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> FIRST TIME I MET CLINT I WENT
TO THE PEBBLE BEACH GOLF TOURNAMENT, YOU'RE AN AMATEUR, A
CELEBRITY.
YOU'VE GOT TO GO ONCE.
I'M IN THE BREAKFAST TENT WEDNESDAY, AND I DON'T KNOW
ANYBODY AND I'M GOING TO GO PLAY AND I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER CAN I
EVEN PLAY ANYMORE, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN CLINT EASTWOOD WALKS
ACROSS THE BREAKFAST TENT AND IS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME.
I'M YOU KNOW, THE EGGS.
AND HE CAME, JEFF DANIELS.
GENERAL, CLINT -- EAST WOOD.
EAST WOOD, YES.
(CLINT) I SAW DUMB AND DUMBER.
HE SAID, THE TOILETTE SCENE -- I SAID, YES, SIR -- THAT HAPPENED
TO ME.
( LAUGHTER ) HE STARTED LAUGHING AND HE
TURNED AROUND AND WALKED AWAY AND THAT WAS IT.
TEN YEARS LATER, WHATEVER, I'M ON BLOOD WORK.
>> Stephen: JEFF, LOVELY TO HAVE YOU HERE.
GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE AGAIN.
>> THANKS SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: YOU BET.
"AMERICAN RUST" AIRS SUNDAYS ON SHOWTIME, JEFF DANIELS,
EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "CBS MORNINGS" NATE BURLESON!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪
HEY, THERE YOU GO!
I CAN SIT DOWN.
HEY!
WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
GOOD TO SEE YOU, AS ALWAYS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS A FORMER N.F.L.
PLAYER WHO IS THE NEW CO-HOST OF "CBS MORNINGS."
PLEASE WELCOME, NATE BURLESON!
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>> HOW ABOUT THIS?
♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOW ABOUT THIS?
>> Stephen: IT'S QUITE A LOVELY AUDIENCE, ISN'T IT?
>> LIKE PLAYING IN FRONT OF A BIG CROWD.
>> Stephen: IT IS.
LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
WELCOME TO THE CBS FAMILY.
>> THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT A NICE GIG OVER THERE ON THE MORNING
SHOW.
>> I DO.
>> Stephen: I'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS OUTFIT.
I'VE RARELY SEEN A SUIT WITH SHORT ON THE SHOW.
I'VE SEEN THEM ON ENGLISH BOARDING SCHOOLS BUT NOT ON A
LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW.
TELL ME ABOUT THE CHOICE.
>> I THINK BART SIMPSON MADE THIS POPULAR.
IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY BUT IT'S WARM OUTSIDE.
YOU'VE GOT NICE CALVES, YOU CAN ROCK THIS.
>> Stephen: 100%.
I DON'T WANT TO UPSTAGE MY GUEST.
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, MY FRIEND.
>> I HEAR YOU ON THAT.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON CBS.
I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THE "CBS MORNINGS" THING.
CAN I SAY MORNINGS ON CBS OR WHAT'S WITH THE MORNINGS THING.
>> WHAT'S THE CONFUSION?
I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT IT EARLIER.
IT WAS "CBS MORNING" AND NOW IT'S "CBS MORNINGS."
WE'RE GOING TO GEV YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED, BABY.
>> Stephen: DO YOU STILL HAVE THE EYE OPENER.
>> WE DO, EYE OPENER IN THE MORNING.
>> Stephen: MY JOKES SOMETIMES SHOW UP IN THE EYE OPENER.
>> I GOT YOU.
>> Stephen: THEN I'M WATCHING THIS EPISODE.
CLEARLY HAVE TASTE.
>> WE'RE BIG FANS OF YOURS.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BACK IN MARCH, YOU AND YOUR
11-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER HAD -- THIS IS PRETTY EXCITING -- I'M SURE
IT'S EXCITING FOR YOU TOO BUT ESPECIALLY YOUR DAUGHTER --
INTERVIEWED MICHELLE OBAMA, YOUR DAUGHTER MIA AND YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO SHARE THAT EXPERIENCE?
DID YOU SEEM LIKE COOL DAD AT THAT POINT?
>> I DID EARN POINTS.
SHOUT OUT TO MY DAUGHTER MIA PEARL.
SHE'S AMAZING.
I WAS WORKING WITH EXTRAS FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS AND THEY SAID IF
THERE ARE ANY INTERVIEWS MY DAUGHTER COULD SIT IN ON THEM
AND SHE DID A BETTER JOB THAN ME.
MICHELLE SAID YOU DID A GOOD JOB BUT YOUR DAUGHTER BEEN MORE
EXCITING THAN YOU.
I'M EXCITED FOR ME DAUGHTER TO TAKE OVER WHEN I'M DONE WITH TV.
>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK WITH "CBS MORNINGS'" NATE BURLESON
HERE YOU ARE WITH YOUR LOVELY WIFE.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> Stephen: CELEBRATING YOUR 40th BIRTHDAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> I APPRECIATE THAT.
I'M A LEO.
>> Stephen: A LEO.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ABOUT TO DO HERE?
REPEL OFF SOMETHING?
>> WE WERE IN COSTA RICA, JUMPING OFF WATERFALLS AND ZIP
LINING.
I'M NOT MUCH OVER-- >> Stephen: I'VE BUNGEE
JUMPED.
>> WHEN.
>> Stephen: FALL OF 19.
WE WERE IN NEW ZEALAND AND I WENT DOWN.
>> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>> Stephen: SOMEONE POINTED A CAMERA AT ME AND SAID IT WOULD
BE FUNNY IF YOU JUMP OFF THIS BRIDGE.
MY WIFE SAID I WILL DO ANYTHING IF YOU POINT AT ME.
WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU EVER DID WITH A CAMERA POINTED
AT YOU?
>> CAN I SAY THAT ON TV?
NO I'M JOKING!
I'VE DONE THE PARASAILING, JUMPED OFF TALL WATER FALLS.
I DO WANT TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE, THOUGH, BECAUSE I AM A
FRAYED OF HEIGHTS.
>> Stephen: WITH A PARACHUTE.
OF COURSE.
YOU SEE T CALVES.
I USED TO JUMP VERY HIGH.
>> Stephen: I DON'T EVEN LIKE WATCHING VIDEOS OF PEOPLE DOING
THINGS FROM HIGH HEIGHTS.
>> YOU GET NERVOUS.
I GET CRAMPS, A NAUSEOUS FEELING IN THE BACK OF MY NECK.
>> HOW DID YOU CONQUER IT?
YOU SAID YOU WENT BUNGEE JUMPING.
>> Stephen: AGAIN -- THE CAMERA.
>> Stephen: THE CAMERA WAS POINTED AT MY AND I KNEW WE
NEEDED AN OUT TO THE PIECE WE WERE SHOOTING AND THE PERFECT
THING WOULD BE TO JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET THERE.
YOU THINK "CBS MORNINGS" IS NOT GOING TO ASK YOU TO JUMP OFF A
BRIDGES SPECIAL NOW?
THESE PEOPLE DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> CAN WE AGREE TO CONQUER OUR
HEIGHT TOGETHER AND DO SOMETHING NEW?
>> Stephen: OH!
YOU DOWN FOR THAT?
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I DID IT, BABY, I ALREADY CASHED THE CHECK.
I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT.
HAVE YOU FLOWN WITH THE THUNDERBIRDS OR ANYTHING?
HAVE YOU DONE THAT STUFF?
>> NO, I'M GOOD.
YOU DID THAT AS WELL IN.
>> Stephen: YES.
YOU GIVE ME YOUR LIST AND I WILL TOP THAT OVER THE NEXT TWO
YEARS.
>> Stephen: THE MOST TERRIFYING IS GO DOWN THE
BOBSLEDDING THING WITH THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AMERICAN TEAM.
>> TERRIFYING.
>> Stephen: MORE TERRIFYING THAN ANYTHING.
>> WHY.
>> Stephen: THUNDERBIRDS CAN KISS THEIR ASS
( LAUGHTER ) I'M NOT JOKING.
BECAUSE OF THE G FORCES AND SWITCHING BACK AND FORTH.
YOU BASICALLY GO THROUGH THE FIRST THREE TURNS, LIKE THE BEST
ROLLERCOASTER YOU EVER BEEN ON.
EVERY TURN GETS MORE G FORCES.
YOU GO TO THE FOURTH TURN AND YOU SAY I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
THE FIFTH TURN YOU ALMOST BLACKOUT.
THESE GUYS ARE LIKE YOU, THEY ACTUALLY HAVE MUSCLE.
YOU WILL BE FINE BECAUSE YOUR HEAD WILL STAY IN PLACE.
I'M LIKE A SIX WEEK OLD BABY TRYING TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH
HIS MOM IN THE CRIB.
( APPLAUSE ) >> AT WHAT POINT DID YOU PEE ON
YOURSELF?
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T PEE ON MYSELF BUT I DID GET A BURN FROM
THE ICE BECAUSE I DIDN'T CURL DOWN ENOUGH AND MY SHOULDER
TOUCHED THE OVERHANGING ICE.
YOU WEAR A KEVLAR JERKIN UNDERNEATH YOUR SPANDEX TO
SEPARATE YOUR SKIN FROM THE SPANDEX IF YOU HIT THE EYES.
IT HELTS ON YOUR SKIN BECAUSE IT HEATS UP SO FAST BECAUSE YOU'RE
DOING 90 MILES AN HOUR.
I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT WHEN I GOT HOME AND MY WIFE SAID WHAT DID
YOU DO?
I DIDN'T REALIZE THE BACK TOUCHED AND THE WEAVE OF THE
KEVLAR HAD BURNED INTO MY BACK.
>> THAT'S NASTY.
I GOT SOME PRETTY GNARLY SCARS BUT NOTHING LIKE THAT.
>> Stephen: WHAT YOU GOT.
A COUPLE OF INJURIES, ACL, BROKE MY LEG, ARM, NOSE,
SEPARATED SHOULDER, BROKEN RIB, FINGER, SEPARATED --
>> Stephen: YOU'RE ONLY BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR A WEEK!
>> GAYLE KING IS NO JOKE.
>> Stephen: SHE'S A MONSTER.
HE'S NO JOKE.
>> Stephen: "CBS MORNINGS" AIRS WEEK DAYS AT
7:00 A.M. ON CBS.
NATE BURLESON, EVERYBODY!
THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW" TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST
WILL BE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE STEPHEN BREYER.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
GOOD NIGHT.