1 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:06,940 >> TALIBAN 2.0 -- MORE MODERATE, INCLUSIVE, POWER SHARING. 2 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:11,845 >> SENIOR LEADERS CLAIMING THEY WANT TO FORM AN INCLUSIVE 3 00:00:11,911 --> 00:00:12,979 ISLAMIC GOVERNMENT. 4 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:15,548 >> ON WEDNESDAY, THE SUPPOSEDLY NEW TALIBAN HELD A PRESS 5 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:18,985 CONFERENCE. 6 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,931 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT! 7 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:12,205 TONIGHT, DOUBLE JEOPARDY, PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES SEAN PENN, 8 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:16,242 DYLAN PENN, AND MUSICAL GUEST CROWDED HOUSE. 9 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:20,747 FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN." 10 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:24,217 AND NOW LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 11 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:28,922 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 12 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:33,259 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 13 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:45,572 >> Stephen: OH, YEAH! 14 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:50,910 THIS IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 15 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:53,513 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT. 16 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:58,852 ( AUDIENCE CHANTING STEPHEN ) >> Stephen: OH, 1U78ERTIME 17 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:00,019 CROWD. 18 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:02,088 THAT IS FAN TAVJTS WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," LADIES AND 19 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:02,922 GENTLEMEN, MR. AND MRS. AMERICA AND ALL THE SHIPS AT SEA, I AM 20 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:04,691 YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT! 21 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,292 >> Jon: THERE HE IS. 22 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:09,929 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THIS CROWD IS 23 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:15,301 ELECTRIC AND LIVE ON THIS PLANET TONIGHT! 24 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:16,769 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THEY WANT TO HEAR ME TALK ABOUT 25 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:22,942 THE BIG STORY EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT NOW, CONTINUES TO BE 26 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:26,946 THE CHAOS SURROUNDING THE RECENT POORLY-HANDLED REGIME CHANGE... 27 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:28,281 OVER AT "JEOPARDY!" ( LAUGHTER ) 28 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:31,951 NOW, BEFORE YOU SAY "STEPHEN, THE 'LATE SHOW' IS THE MOST 29 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:35,955 PRESTIGIOUS OF ALL THE LATE NIGHT CHUCKLE-FESTS-- WHAT ARE 30 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:41,761 YOU DOING TALKING ABOUT THE GAME SHOW 'JEOPARDY!' AND WHO WILL 31 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:45,865 HOST IT?", I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU: I DON'T KNOW. 32 00:02:45,932 --> 00:02:47,267 ( LAUGHTER ) ALL I KNOW IS, THE MISSION 33 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,802 STATEMENT OF THIS SHOW IS TO TALK ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE IS 34 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,771 TALKING ABOUT. 35 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,140 AND FOR SOME REASON, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS. 36 00:02:54,207 --> 00:03:01,748 POSSIBLY TO AVOID TALKING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. 37 00:03:01,814 --> 00:03:02,916 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) 38 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:03,383 THAT'S IT. 39 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:04,317 NAILED IT. 40 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:04,951 THAT'S IT. 41 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,721 BING, BANG, WRITE THAT DOWN. 42 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,757 NOW THAT I'VE ESTABLISHED THAT THIS IS ITEM ONE OF THE NATIONAL 43 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:13,693 CONVERSATION, LET ME FILL YOU IN ON THE DEETS. 44 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,563 "JEOPARDY!" RECENTLY CONDUCTED A MONTHS-LONG SEARCH FOR THEIR NEW 45 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:22,735 HOST, LED IN PART BY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER MIKE RICHARDS, ALSO 46 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:23,636 KNOWN AS BLAND... 47 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:28,741 JAMES BLAND. 48 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:32,412 ( LAUGHTER ) DURING THEIR SEARCH, THE SHOW 49 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:34,747 TRIED OUT EVERYONE FROM FRIEND OF THE SHOW ANDERSON COOPER TO 50 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:40,753 FRIEND OF THE SHOW LEVAR BURTON TO FRIEND OF THE SHOW KATIE 51 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:45,725 COURIC TO DR OZ. 52 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,994 ( LAUGHTER ) WHICH IS WHY PEOPLE WER A BIT 53 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:53,766 SURPRISED WHEN, IN THE END, AS THEIR PERMANENT WEEKNIGHT HOST, 54 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:59,472 THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS OF "JEOPARDY!" SELECTED EXECUTIVE 55 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:00,039 PRODUCER MIKE RICHARDS. 56 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:04,310 WOW, WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 57 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,545 EXACTLY THE SAME AS ME GETTING NAMED "STEPHEN COLBERT 58 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:11,784 MAGAZINE'S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE." 59 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:19,726 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) 60 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:22,795 SUCK IT, RYAN GOSLING. 61 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,330 ( LAUGHTER ) AMERICA'S LEADING GAME SHOW 62 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:28,301 JOURNALISTS WERE STUNNED, INCLUDING THE HUFFINGPO, WHOSE 63 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:31,771 HEADLINE BLARED, "SO THE 'JEOPARDY!' GUEST HOST ROTATION 64 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:35,708 WAS APPARENTLY ALL FOR SHOW." 65 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:36,843 WAIT A SECOND! 66 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:40,313 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT A TELEVISION SHOW DID SOMETHING 67 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,181 THAT WAS FOR SHOW? 68 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:43,783 ( LAUGHTER ) I'M SO DISILLUSIONED. 69 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:47,887 ARE THOSE HOUSEWIVES EVEN REAL? 70 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,789 ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S ONLY GETTING WORSE FOR 71 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:54,193 RICHARDS, AFTER RESURFACED PODCAST AUDIO REVEALED THAT 72 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,329 IN 2014, MIKE RICHARDS MADE CRUDE COMMENTS ABOUT WOMEN, 73 00:04:56,396 --> 00:05:01,768 JEWS, AND HAITI. 74 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:07,740 ( BOOING ) >> Stephen: OOOH... 75 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:12,311 LOOKS LIKE RICHARDS' JOB MIGHT BE IN "JEOPARDY!" 76 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,513 (SCARY MUSIC) ( LAUGHTER ) 77 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:14,747 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SO WHAT DID HE SAY? 78 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,916 WELL, ON ONE PODCAST, RICHARDS ASKED HIS CO-HOSTS, BOTH YOUNGER 79 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:20,920 WOMEN, WHETHER THEY HAD EVER TAKEN NUDE PHOTOS, SAYING, 80 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:24,757 "LIKE, BOOBY PICTURES?" "BOOBY PICTURES"? 81 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:28,127 IS THIS MAN ABOUT TO BECOME THE HOST OF AMERICA'S MOST BELOVED 82 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,796 QUIZ SHOW, OR A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY TRYING TO SNEAK INTO AN R-RATED 83 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:31,864 MOVIE? 84 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:36,803 "YES, I'D LIKE ONE GROWN-UP TICKET TO YOUR 2:00 P.M. BOOBY 85 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:37,804 PICTURE. 86 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:43,643 I HAVE BEEN TOLD THESE BOOBIES HAVE THE NIBLETS?" 87 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,646 IN RESPONSE TO THESE NEW REVELATIONS, RICHARDS RELEASED A 88 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:49,649 STATEMENT, SAYING, "IT'S MORE THAN CLEAR THAT MY ATTEMPTS TO 89 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:52,652 BE FUNNY AND PROVOCATIVE WERE NOT ACCEPTABLE, AND I HAVE 90 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,655 REMOVED THE EPISODES." 91 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:56,923 INTERESTING APOLOGY. 92 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:57,990 "I KNOW I DROVE DRUNK AND PLOWED THROUGH YOUR ROSE GARDEN, BUT TO 93 00:05:58,057 --> 00:06:05,598 PROVE I'M SORRY, I RECYCLED MY EMPTY LIQUOR BOTTLES." 94 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:06,899 SPEAKING OF DISASTROUS TRANSITIONS: 95 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,968 (BUZZER) "WHAT IS AFGHANISTAN?" 96 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,619 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NO ONE'S SURE AT THIS POINT. 97 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:30,623 THE WITHDRAWAL DID NOT GO QUITE AS WELL AS JOE BIDEN HAD HOPED. 98 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:31,758 AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THERE WERE TV CAMERAS. 99 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:36,596 HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE EVACUATED THOSE FIRST. 100 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,331 IN A POLL TAKEN ON FRIDAY, BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING WAS 53%. 101 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:42,869 BUT OVER THE WEEKEND, HIS APPROVAL FELL FASTER THAN KABUL, 102 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:44,337 PLUMMETING TO 46%. 103 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,073 SO, YESTERDAY, BIDEN SAT DOWN WITH GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS FOR 104 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,176 HIS FIRST ONE-ON-ONE INTERVIEW SINCE THE TAKEOVER, AND HE 105 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,379 THOUGHT THE DEBACLE WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN. 106 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:56,349 >> THE IDEA THAT SOMEHOW, THERE'S A WAY TO HAVE GOTTEN OUT 107 00:06:56,415 --> 00:07:00,887 WITHOUT CHAOS ENSUING, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENS. 108 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:02,421 GRANTED, IT TOOK TWO DAYS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE AIRPORT. 109 00:07:02,488 --> 00:07:04,290 WE HAVE CONTROL OF THE AIRPORT NOW. 110 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,159 >> BUT WE'VE ALL SEEN THE PICTURES. 111 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:12,598 WE'VE SEEN THOSE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE PACKED IN A C-17. 112 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,167 WE'VE SEEN AFGHANS FALLING-- >> THAT WAS FOUR DAYS AGO. 113 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,236 FIVE DAYS AGO. 114 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:22,942 >> STEPHEN: (AS BIDEN) "LOOK, JACK, NO ONE REMEMBER 115 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:25,778 -- COME ON, MAN, GET REAL. 116 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:30,316 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NO, I'M SERIOUS, NO, COME ON, 117 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,919 I'M NOT KIDDING AROUND, FOLKS, NO ONE REMEMBERS 118 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:34,287 ALL THAT STUFF IS ANCIENT MONDAY! 119 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:38,424 BUT I DO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE THING MY DAD EVER SAID IN 1952. 120 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:42,929 HE TOLD ME, 'JOEY, WHEN YOU LEAVE AFGHANISTAN, IT'S GOING TO 121 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:46,666 BE MESSIER THAN A PACK OF DOGS EATIN' A BLUEBERRY PIE.' 122 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:48,134 ANYWAY, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? 123 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:48,835 WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT? 124 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,703 THAT WAS FOUR, FIVE SECONDS AGO. 125 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:54,674 COME ON!" ( LAUGHTER ) 126 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:58,678 IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS, THE DELTA VARIANT HAS STORMED 127 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,146 CAPITOL HILL. 128 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,415 TODAY, THREE SENATORS ANNOUNCED WITHIN HOURS OF EACH OTHER THAT 129 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:05,685 THEY HAD TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS. 130 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:06,886 OH, NO! 131 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:10,690 I HOPE THE UNITED STATES SENATE IS NOT FAMOUSLY FULL OF THE 132 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:18,130 OLDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH. 133 00:08:18,197 --> 00:08:22,902 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT? 134 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,438 THE INFECTED SENATORS IN QUESTION ARE ROGER WICKER, 135 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:29,475 REPUBLICAN OF MISSISSIPPI; ANGUS KING, INDEPENDENT FROM 136 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:33,045 MAINE; AND JOHN HICKENLOOPER, DEMOCRAT FROM COLORADO. 137 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:35,581 A REPUBLICAN, A DEMOCRAT, AND AN INDEPENDENT! 138 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:39,919 AT LEAST THE VIRUS IS BIPARTISAN! 139 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,020 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 140 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:45,124 CLEARLY, SOME SENATORS ARE REACHING ACROSS THE AISLE... 141 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:49,161 AND NOT WASHING THEIR HANDS AFTERWARDS. 142 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,329 ( LAUGHTER ) WE'RE GETTING NEW SCIENCE EVERY 143 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,899 DAY ABOUT WHAT DOES AND DOESN'T PREVENT COVID. 144 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:57,036 FOR INSTANCE, TODAY WE LEARNED THOSE ANTI-COVID PLASTIC 145 00:08:57,103 --> 00:09:01,474 BARRIERS PROBABLY DON'T HELP, AND MAY MAKE THINGS WORSE. 146 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:04,911 WAIT, HAVE THEY EVER WORKED? 147 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:09,448 BECAUSE FOR DECADES, THAT HAS ALSO BEEN OUR SALAD BAR 148 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:10,917 PROTECTION TECHNOLOGY. 149 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:15,655 THAT'S DISTURBING. 150 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,492 ( APPLAUSE ) SO, I'M OFFICIALLY OFF SALAD, 151 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:23,029 I'M OFF SALADS FOR SAFETY SAKE, UNLESS IT HAS FIRST BEEN 152 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:27,099 STERILIZED IN A DEEP FAT FRYER. 153 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,101 UNFORTUNATELY, COVID CASES CONTINUE TO SPIKE, ESPECIALLY 154 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:33,439 ALONG THE GULF COAST, WHERE THE SO-CALLED "REDNECK RIVIERA" IS 155 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,907 NOW A VIRUS HOTSPOT. 156 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,443 NOW, IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE FRENCH 157 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:41,547 RIVIERA, BUT INSTEAD OF THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, IT'S "THE 158 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:44,617 SHOW-US-YOUR-CANS FESTIVAL." 159 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:49,021 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 160 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:54,060 THAT RIGHT THERE, JON -- >> Jon: I DON'T MESS WITH THAT 161 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:55,127 ONE. 162 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:58,898 >> Stephen: THAT WAS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO AY PICTURE. 163 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:02,835 ( LAUGHTER ) HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE BLAMING THE 164 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,303 SPIKE ON THE AREA'S UNABATED TOURISM AND A DISREGARD FOR 165 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,338 BASIC HEALTH PRECAUTIONS. 166 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:09,375 COINCIDENTALLY, THAT'S ALSO FLORIDA'S STATE MOTTO. 167 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,443 SOUNDS BETTER IN LATIN. 168 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:14,313 IT'S A LITTLE CLASSIER. 169 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,514 PEOPLE ARE IGNORING C.D.C. 170 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:16,949 RECOMMENDATIONS. 171 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:21,153 FOR EXAMPLE, DON'T GO TO FLORIDA. 172 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,255 ALSO, IN A BAR CALLED "THE HANGOUT," PATRONS CRAMMED 173 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:27,026 TOGETHER, UNMASKED, SINGING "COTTON EYE JOE." 174 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:31,497 OF COURSE, THE LYRICS ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT: 175 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,866 >> Stephen: VACCINE'S FOR COTTON EYE JOE ♪ 176 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:41,007 ♪ HE'S GOT TETANUS AND POLIO ♪ ♪ HE CAUGHT COVID TWO DAYS AGO ♪ 177 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:47,279 ♪ NOW HE CAN'T SMELL MY CHICKEN GUMBO ♪ 178 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:50,716 ( LAUGHTER ) DESPITE ALL THE COVID CONCERNS, 179 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,018 MINI-GOLF COURSES, BARS, GO-KART TRACKS, AND HOTELS WERE FULL. 180 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,386 AND ONE SHOPPER AFTER ANOTHER WALKED THROUGH THE MOUTH OF A 181 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:54,653 GIANT, FAKE SHARK. 182 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,823 IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME KIND OF METAPHOR FOR WILLINGLY STROLLING 183 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:01,827 INTO THE JAWS OF DOOM. 184 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:08,934 ( APPLAUSE ) THE DELTA VARIANT HAS HIT THE 185 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,671 ENTIRE WORLD, WHICH APPARENTLY INCLUDES ENGLAND, WHERE A 186 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:16,175 WHOPPING 94% OF ADULTS HAVE COVID-19 ANTIBODIES, AND ROUGHLY 187 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:20,646 80.7% OF THEIR ADULT POPULATION HAS BEEN FULLY VACCINATED 188 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:23,816 BECAUSE THEY'VE REALLY FOCUSED ON REACHING VULNERABLE 189 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:27,119 POPULATIONS, WHICH FOR THEM INCLUDES PEOPLE OVER 50. 190 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:31,323 SO, BY BRITISH STANDARDS, I'M A VULNERABLE POPULATION. 191 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,792 ALSO BY BRITISH STANDARDS, I DIDN'T GAIN 14 POUNDS OVER THE 192 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,093 PANDEMIC. 193 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:40,099 I GAINED ONE STONE. 194 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,402 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 195 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,136 >> Jon: MM-HMM. 196 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:44,970 LOOKING GOOD. 197 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:49,875 >> Stephen: I'M IMPRESSED WITH HOW WELL 198 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,377 ENGLAND IS DOING WITH THE COVID VACCINE, SO I'D LIKE TO SAY 199 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,111 SOMETHING TO MY BRITISH VIEWERS. 200 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,246 MEET ME OVER AT THE BRIT CAM. 201 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,047 'ALLO, GUV. 202 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,649 THANKS FOR CLICKIN' ON THE OLE TELLY. 203 00:11:56,715 --> 00:12:00,386 JUST MARY POPPIN' IN TO SAY: PLEASE TAKE US BACK! 204 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,855 THAT WHOLE "REVOLUTION" THING, WE WERE JUST HAVING A LAUGH! 205 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:06,759 WE WERE TAKIN' THE PISS OUT OF YOUR BANGERS AND MASH! 206 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,661 WE'RE GOBSMACKED BY YOUR VACCINATION RATE, JUST CHUFFED. 207 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,096 BLIMEY! 208 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:13,232 LET'S LEG IT TO THE PUB FOR ELEVENSES AND FISH AND CHIPS, 209 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,934 INNIT? 210 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,702 WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT: WE'LL CALL SOCCER "FOOTBALL," 211 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:20,940 WE'LL CALL MATH "MATHS," AND WE'LL CALL PIERS MORGAN A 212 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:24,643 JOURNALIST. 213 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,113 ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 214 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,849 GOD SAVE THE QUEEN-- OR TOSS THE OLD BIRD, I'M NOT SURE WHICH 215 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,651 SIDE YOU GUYS LAND ON RIGHT NOW. 216 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:33,752 CHIM, CHIM, CHER-EE. 217 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:34,587 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 218 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,722 TONIGHT. 219 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,425 ( PIANO RIFF ) MY GUESTS ARE THE 220 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,659 FATHER-DAUGHTER TEAM OF SEAN AND DYLAN PENN. 221 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:43,329 BUT WHEN WE RETURN, SEX. 222 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:44,663 IT SELLS. 223 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,132 STICK AROUND. 224 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,968 ♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 225 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:30,643 GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN," EVERYBODY! 226 00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:36,115 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: HEY! 227 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:36,882 WHOO! 228 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:40,486 >> Stephen: JON -- ( JON HUMMING ) 229 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:46,892 >> Stephen: JON, IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, OSCAR WINNER, TRULY 230 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:50,029 GIFTED ARTIST SEAN PENN IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE. 231 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,997 >> Jon: OH, YEAH, IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR. 232 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,199 >> Stephen: IT IS. 233 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:57,336 IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR BECAUSE HIS VERY TALENTED DAUGHTER DYLAN 234 00:13:57,403 --> 00:14:03,275 PENN WHO'S STARRING IN THE MOVIE HE IS DIRECTING AND STARS IN 235 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,711 WILL BE OUT HERE, TOO. 236 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,146 A LITTLE STACK LIKE THAT. 237 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,214 EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. 238 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,651 I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF MY -- COFFEE. 239 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,654 ( LAUGHTER ) JON, YOU GOT ANY PLANS THIS 240 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,689 WEEKEND? 241 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:21,193 >> YEAH, I'M PLAYING IN CENTRAL PARK THIS WEEKEND. 242 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:26,565 >> Stephen: DID YOU GET ME A TICKET? 243 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:30,603 >> IF YOU'RE GOING TO COME DOWN, YOU WILL BE ON THE STAGE WITH 244 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:31,370 US. 245 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,605 >> Stephen: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 246 00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,907 >> Jon: I KNOW YOU DANCE AND SING. 247 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,575 >> Stephen: I'VE GOT ONE MOVE, JON. 248 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:37,209 THAT'S IT. 249 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:41,213 ONE MOVE. 250 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,550 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU PLAY CARAVAN, I'LL DO IT. 251 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:50,723 BREAK A LEG AND SAY HI TO, YOU KNOW, BRUCE FOR ME. 252 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:53,959 ( CHEERING ) FOLKS, EVERYBODY KNOWS I LOVE 253 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,160 SPORTS, BUT MOSTLY FOR THE BRANDING. 254 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,196 WHICH IS WHY I'M SO EXCITED THAT WE'RE ON THE CUSP OF A NEW, 255 00:14:57,263 --> 00:15:01,066 NON-OFFENSIVE NICKNAME FOR THE WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM, 256 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:07,906 FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE WASHINGTON "I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT." 257 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:11,944 TO WHET THE FANS' APPETITE, THE TEAM RELEASED THIS VIDEO OF 258 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:15,914 THEIR COACH AND GENERAL MANAGER REVIEWING THE FINALISTS: 259 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,983 >> THIS IS A FOLLOW-UP TO OUR EARLY CONVERSATIONS ON NAMING. 260 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,918 YOU LIKE IT? 261 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:23,922 >> YEAH, THAT'S INTERESTING. 262 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:27,393 IT'S ALMOST CARTOONISH. 263 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:28,327 I'D DO THIS "W" LIKE THAT. 264 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,930 >> SO THE THREE THAT WE'LL GO THROUGH ARE... 265 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:35,267 (BLEEP), (BLEEP), AND (BLEEP). 266 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:35,901 >> I LIKE (BLEEP). 267 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:39,405 >> I REALLY LIKE (BLEEP). 268 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:43,042 >> STEPHEN: WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A NON-OFFENSIVE NAME, 269 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,176 IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK WHEN YOU HAVE TO BLEEP AND BLUR THE 270 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:48,981 OPTIONS. 271 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:55,921 WHAT KIND OF NAMES ARE THEY CONSIDERING? 272 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:59,658 ( APPLAUSE ) THE MIND REELS. 273 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:00,259 THE WASHINGTON DEEK 'N BALLS? 274 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,395 THE FIGHTIN' RED TAINTS? 275 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,264 THE UNSOLICITED PENIS PICS? 276 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:09,368 ALL STILL LESS OFFENSIVE THAN THEIR PREVIOUS NAME. 277 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:12,271 SPEAKING OF BLURRING THINGS, THERE'S BIG NEWS FROM THE 278 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,908 INTERNET TODAY, BECAUSE WE LEARNED THAT STARTING IN 279 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:19,411 OCTOBER, THE SITE "ONLYFANS" WILL BAN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT 280 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,612 CONTENT. 281 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,916 THEY KNOW THAT FANS OF ONLYFANS ARE ONLY FANS OF ONE THING, 282 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,386 RIGHT? 283 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:31,256 BUT DON'T WORRY. 284 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,392 STARTING OCTOBER 1, ONLYFANS WILL STILL LIVE UP TO ITS 285 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:45,738 NAME BY OFFERING HOT OSCILLATING ACTION! 286 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:53,579 WHY DID ONLY FANS DROP THE BOOBY PICS? 287 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:54,880 WELL, REPORTEDLY, "ONLYFANS WAS STRUGGLING TO FIND OUTSIDE 288 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,048 INVESTORS BECAUSE OF ITS ADULT CONTENT." 289 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,383 EVIDENTLY, PORNOGRAPHY DOES NOT LIVE UP TO THE HIGH MORAL 290 00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,918 STANDARDS OF INVESTMENT BANKERS. 291 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,254 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 292 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:06,058 UNLESS IT'S THEM (BLEEP) THE ECONOMY. 293 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,926 ( LAUGHTER ) THEN IT'S FINE. 294 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:18,871 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOO GIVING US THE BLUES THERE. 295 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,907 >> Stephen: NOW, THERE'S A BRIGHT SIDE TO 296 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,108 SAYS WHILE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL WILL BE BANNED, NUDITY 297 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:28,914 THAT IS NOT SEXUALLY EXPLICIT WILL REMAIN ALLOWED. 298 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:34,119 SO YOU CAN ONLY POST NUDE IMAGES THAT WOULD NEVER TURN ON ANYONE. 299 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,922 ( LAUGHTER ) AND, I'M SORRY, I JUST DON'T 300 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,290 NEED THE MONEY BADLY ENOUGH. 301 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:42,928 BUT I DO HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR THE ONLYFANS-FANS OUT THERE. 302 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,129 THERE IS ANOTHER PLACE TO FIND SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL ON 303 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:47,366 THE INTERNET. 304 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,034 IT'S CALLED: THE INTERNET. 305 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,102 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SEAN PENN. 306 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,128 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 307 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:20,899 WELCOME BACK! 308 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,801 WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 309 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:26,905 FOLKS, I'M EXCITED BECAUSE MY FIRST GUEST IS A TWO-TIME 310 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,174 ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR, DIRECTOR, AND AUTHOR YOU KNOW 311 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:33,078 FROM "DEAD MAN WALKING," "MYSTIC RIVER," AND "MILK." 312 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:38,984 HIS NEW FILM IS "FLAG DAY." 313 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,053 >> DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO. 314 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:46,658 UET -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO DO? 315 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:47,626 >> FOR A LIVING? 316 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,061 I'M AN ENTREPRENEUR. 317 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,463 MY SKILL IS OPPORTUNITIES. 318 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,631 >> LIKE WHAT? 319 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,168 FOR INSTANCE, RIGHT NOW I GOT A WHOLE RAFT OF BUSINESSES. 320 00:18:56,235 --> 00:19:01,006 I'M WORKING A VERY BROAD PORTFOLIO. 321 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:04,610 WHEN YOU WORK IT THAT WAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PIN IT ON ONE 322 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,012 BUSINESS TO BE YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER. 323 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,849 YIELD GOES DOWN ON ONE, POPS UP ON THE OTHER, AND THE GOOD NEWS 324 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:15,787 IS THAT I'M DOING REALLY GREAT WITH THAT. 325 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:20,626 >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW" SEAN 326 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:30,669 PENN! 327 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:38,911 PENN! 328 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,012 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: MAKE YOURSELF AT 329 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,549 HOME. 330 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:46,919 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 331 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:47,886 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. 332 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,022 >> Stephen: YOU DONT'S DO A LOT OF TALK SHOWS. 333 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:50,455 >> NO. 334 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,423 >> Stephen: NO. 335 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,026 ALWAYS GLAD WHEN YOU CAN SHOW UP. 336 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,361 >> ALWAYS GLAD TO BE HERE FOR YOURS. 337 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,930 >> Stephen: ALWAYS INTERESTING TO TALK TO YOU. 338 00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:01,433 IT'S NEVER A CONVERSATION I'M GOING TO EXPECT. 339 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,134 >> MMM... 340 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:02,901 LET'S SEE HOW THAT GOES TONIGHT. 341 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,203 >> Stephen: LET'S ROLL THE BONES. 342 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,906 YOU'VE ACTUALLY MADE SOME HEADLINES RECENTLY. 343 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:13,111 I'VE GOT ONE RIGHT HERE REGARDING -- WELL, COVID, 344 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:13,779 REALLY. 345 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,582 HERE'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 346 00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:20,552 SEAN PENN, LYING IN SAND, BOND RETURN TO WATERGATE SERIES GAS 347 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:27,893 LIT UNLESS ALL CAST AND CREW GET MANDATORY COVID VACCINATIONS. 348 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,563 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'RE VACCINATED, YOU'RE VACS 349 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:32,130 MADE. 350 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,198 SO THIS IS A BIG THING. 351 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:37,469 THIS IS A BIG THING THAT BASICALLY ALL INDUSTRIES ARE 352 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:42,541 DEALING WITH BUT ESPECIALLY SHOWBIZ BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE 353 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,911 COME TOGETHER FOR SHORT PERIODS OF TIME FROM DIFFERENT 354 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:46,445 LOCATIONS. 355 00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:47,879 HOW DID THAT GO OVER? 356 00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:53,418 >> I THINK AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE DIFFICULTY IS WITH 357 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,887 COWARDLY UNION LEADERSHIP IN MANY CASES, BECAUSE THE 358 00:20:55,954 --> 00:21:00,626 BUSINESSES THEMSELVES, I THINK MOST PEOPLE LIKE YOUR AUDIENCE 359 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,894 ARE RATIONAL. 360 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:06,832 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE 361 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:10,936 RATIONALE FOR WHAT IS -- I WANT TO POINT OUT TO THE UNIONS HE 362 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:11,937 SAID COWARDLY, NOT ME. 363 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,672 ( LAUGHTER ) I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S THE 364 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:16,108 RATIONALE TO BE GIVEN TO NOT GET IT FROM THE PEOPLE. 365 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:19,811 >> BECAUSE THERE'S A FRINGE WITHIN EACH OF THESE 366 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:23,315 CONSTITUENCIES WITHIN THE UNIONS THAT THEY ARE, I BELIEVE, 367 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:27,085 LEADERSHIP IS AFRAID OF, AND IT'S THE SAME PARALLEL FRINGE TO 368 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:29,821 THE FRINGE THAT WE SEE THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY AND THE 369 00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:37,462 WAY THAT IT'S BEEN -- YOU KNOW, ONCE THE GENIE OF IRRATIONALITY 370 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:44,536 GOT OUT OF THE BOTTLE FROM THE LEADERSHIP AT THE BEGINNING OF 371 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:52,544 THIS, IT'S BECOME EMBEDDED POLITICKING RADICALISM THAT 372 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:58,550 DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE COUNTRY'S INDEPENDENCE IS BECAUSE OF ITS 373 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:05,924 INTERDEPENDENCE. 374 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,494 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SO HOW'S IT GOING? 375 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:10,696 ARE YOU GOING BACK TO THE SET? 376 00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:13,932 >> WELL, IT SEEMS TO BE -- SO WHAT GOOD THING DID HAPPEN IS 377 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,601 THAT, IMMEDIATELY AFTER I LEFT -- AND I SHOULD SAY I HAD A 378 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:24,176 LOT OF SUPPORT FROM MY COE AC -- CO-ACTORS AND PRODUCERS ON THIS. 379 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:28,613 THE NEXT DAY, 14 PEOPLE GOT VOLUNTARILY VACCINATED. 380 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:34,953 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE BAD NEWS IS THAT, ON A CREW 381 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,990 OF 100 OR SOMETHING, THAT MEANS THERE ARE MORE THAN 14 PEOPLE 382 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:41,660 WHO HAD CHOSEN NOT TO BECAUSE IT'S NOT ENTIRELY VACCINATED 383 00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:42,828 YET. 384 00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:45,564 THE WAY THEY DID IT, OF COURSE, WAS THE ONLY KIND OF REAL 385 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:49,234 PROTECTION WAS AROUND THE ZONE OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE COMING 386 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:54,206 IN CLOSE CONTACT WITH ACTORS WHICH IS ITS OWN KIND OF ELITIST 387 00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:54,773 CHARGE. 388 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,775 >> THEY CALL IT ZONE A. 389 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:57,909 ZONE A. 390 00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:02,514 SO MY UNDERSTANDING IS THEY'VE NEGOTIATED SOMETHING WHERE 391 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:06,251 THE -- THOSE UNION MEMBERS WHO HAVE REFUSED TO GET VACCINATED, 392 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:11,356 WHO DO GET TESTED, WILL REMAIN UNTIL THEY HAVE SHOT OUT 393 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,859 EVERYTHING THEY CAN SHOOT OUT WITHOUT ME, AND THEN AT THE END 394 00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:17,863 THEY WILL REPLACE ANYONE WHO'S NOT VACCINATED WITH PEOPLE WHO 395 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,030 ARE VACCINATED. 396 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:24,603 >> Stephen: YOUR ORGANIZATION CORE OFFERED VACCINATIONS IN 397 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:25,604 LOS ANGELES. 398 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:29,908 IT'S THE COMMUNITY ORGANIZED RELIEF EFFORT. 399 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:30,976 >> CORRECT. 400 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,410 >> Stephen: YOU WERE GIVING OUT VACCINATIONS IN THE 401 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:33,545 LOS ANGELES AREA? 402 00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:37,349 >> YEAH, WE WERE RUNNING ALONG WITH L.A. FIRE DEPARTMENT, 403 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:40,352 DODGER STADIUM AND ALL THE SIGNIFICANT LOS ANGELES CITY 404 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:41,586 SITES. 405 00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:43,922 THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY, WE WERE STARTING WITH THE TESTING AND 406 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:48,193 THEN ENTER FACTION, AND WE CONTINUED TO. 407 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:53,965 THERE ARE LESS OF THE BIG SUPERSITES AND MUCH MORE OF THE 408 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:58,403 MOBILE OUTREACH TRYING TO GET INTO, IN PARTICULAR, THE MORE 409 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:01,907 MARGINALIZED COMMUNITIES BUT NOW TRYING TO TARGET AREAS THAT SEEM 410 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:04,609 MORE INVESTED IN MISINFORMATION. 411 00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:05,911 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I THINK I 412 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:12,918 UNDERSTAND THAT CORE WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU HELPED CREATE 413 00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:16,321 IN 2010, AFTER THE HAITI EARTHQUAKE THAT YEAR. 414 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,924 >> CORRECT. 415 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:22,294 >> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU WENT DOWN THERE TO HELP AND CREATED 416 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,328 THIS. 417 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,729 OBVIOUSLY, THERE WAS ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE DOWN THERE. 418 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,298 IS CORE BACK DOWN THERE? 419 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:27,165 >> Y EP. 420 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,800 >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON? 421 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:29,968 >> CORE NEVER LEFT. 422 00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:34,606 WE'VE GOT 100 FULL-TIME HAITIAN STAFF DOWN THERE AND THEY 423 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:40,111 DEPLOYED THAT DAY, WITH MEDICAL AND HEAVY EQUIPMENT SUPPORTING 424 00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:42,547 THE SEARCH AND RESCUE AND RUBBLE REMOVAL. 425 00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:45,417 >> Stephen: WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IN OUR 426 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:49,554 BUSINESS, SPEAK A GOOD GAME ABOUT CARING FOR THOSE WHO NEED 427 00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:50,755 HELP. 428 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,324 I LIKE THAT YOU'VE, YOU KNOW, PUT YOUR TIME WHERE YOUR MOUTH 429 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:54,426 IS HERE, AND YOUR EFFORT. 430 00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:57,796 I'M CURIOUS WHAT AVERAGE PEOPLE CAN DO TO HELP. 431 00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,664 WHAT CAN THEY DO TO HELP YOU? 432 00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:04,469 >> TO DO WHAT WE'RE DOING, THEY HAVE THE EQUIPMENT, THE MEDICAL 433 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:08,306 HYGIENE KIT DISTRIBUTION, ALL OF THAT IS MADE MORE AGGRESSIVE BY 434 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:09,875 FUNDING AND IT COMES DOWN TO DOLLARS. 435 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:14,045 SO YOU MAKE -- WE ARE ABLE TO GET A LOT MORE DOLLARS BY A LOT 436 00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:22,821 OF PEOPLE GIVING A LITTLE MONEY, $5, $10, $15, WHATEVER IT IS. 437 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:28,693 >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE WEB SITE. 438 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,461 >> CORERESPONSE.org WOULD BE GREAT. 439 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,196 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. 440 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:39,204 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU INVEST YOURSELF IN THE NEEDS 441 00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:40,505 OF THESE PEOPLE. 442 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:45,610 HOW DO YOU YOURSELF, ESPECIALLY LOOKING AT THE WORLD TODAY, 443 00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:48,313 FIGHT OFF DESPONDENCY YOURSELF? 444 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:53,618 >> VODKA TONIC. 445 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:57,589 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S ALSO THE 446 00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:58,456 RECIPE. 447 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,458 ( APPLAUSE ) LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE 448 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:04,195 "FLAG DAY," WHICH IS A MOVIE THAT YOU DIRECT AND STAR IN, AND 449 00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:07,565 IT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE DIRECTED YOURSELF, CORRECT? 450 00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:08,767 >> MM-HMM. 451 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:12,537 >> Stephen: NOW, I HEAR THAT ACTOR SEAN PENN CAN BE A BIT OF 452 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:13,204 A HANDFUL. 453 00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:17,609 DO YOU ENJOY WORKING WITH HIM? 454 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:25,684 ( LAUGHTER ) >> BRPRICK COMMUNIST. 455 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,285 >> Stephen: WOW, SURE. 456 00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:30,355 HE'LL JUST WALK OFF THE SET IF EVERYONE ISN'T VACCINATED. 457 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,324 WHAT A JERK. 458 00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:34,292 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT'S ALSO -- IT'S ALSO 459 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,761 YOU'RE DIRECTING YOUR DAUGHTER IN THIS AS WELL AND YOUR SON 460 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:39,030 ALSO HAS A PART. 461 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:41,766 YOUR DAUGHTER DYLAN IS THE STAR OF THE MOVIE. 462 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,435 WHAT IS IT LIKE TO DIRECT HER? 463 00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:47,505 DOES IT ALL GO VERY SMOOTHLY? 464 00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:49,207 >> NOT ALL THE TIME. 465 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,709 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: KEEP IN MIND, 466 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:55,580 WHATEVER YOU ANSWER, I'M GOING TO ASK HER IF YOU TOLD THE TRUTH 467 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,849 WHEN SHE COMES OUT HERE IN A MOMENT. 468 00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,451 ( LAUGHTER ) >> THE THING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER 469 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:01,753 IS SHE WAS ALWAYS A TRUTH MACHINE. 470 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:03,355 >> Stephen: OF COURSE, SHE'S A DAUGHTER. 471 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,590 THAT'S WHAT DAUGHTERS ARE. 472 00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:08,693 ( LAUGHTER ) >> YEAH, THEY KEEP PEELING YOUR 473 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,861 ONION, YOU KNOW. 474 00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:13,198 >> Stephen: YES, THEY KNOW BULL ( BLEEP ) WHEN THEY HEAR 475 00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:14,499 IT. 476 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,602 >> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 477 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:19,904 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SO, YOU KNOW, SHE 478 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:26,644 HAS TO GO THROUGH SOME PRETTY EMOTIONALLY WROUGHT SCENES HERE. 479 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:30,348 DOES DAD, SEAN PENN, CAN HE LET DIRECTOR SEAN PENN LET THE SCENE 480 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:34,152 GOES ON WHEN HE SEES DAUGHTER DYLAN CRYING OR ARE YOU 481 00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:37,188 ATTEMPTED TO STOP THE SCENE AND COMFORT HER? 482 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:43,194 >> THERE WERE TIMES THAT I THOUGHT TO CALL CH CHILD PROTECT 483 00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:44,696 SERVICES ON MYSELF. 484 00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:45,930 ( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS. 485 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:49,601 THERE WERE SOMETIMES -- BECAUSE YOU'RE ASKING -- YOU KNOW, AS 486 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:55,173 YOU DO WITH ACTORS -- PEOPLE TO GO TO DIFFICULT AND PAINFUL 487 00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:01,179 PLACES SOMETIMES AND TO SEE HER GOING THROUGH IT AND TO SAY, GO 488 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:06,918 DEEPER, GO -- IT WAS -- YEAH, IT WAS DEVASTATING SOMETIMES, BUT 489 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:14,259 SHE WANTED TO GO THERE, AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL IN THOSE SCENES 490 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:18,630 AND THE LIGHTER TO SEE THE MAGIC OF HER TALENT AND THE KIND OF 491 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:21,599 POETRY OF HER EMOTIONAL LIFE COME FORWARD THROUGH THOSE 492 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:24,369 THINGS, AND IT WAS ALSO THRILLING. 493 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:28,139 >> Stephen: THIS PREMIERED. 494 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:28,907 YES. 495 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:30,075 >> Stephen: SHE GOT GREAT NOTICES. 496 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:31,209 >> YES. 497 00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:33,011 >> Stephen: WOULD YOU WANT TO WORK WITH SEAN PENN AGAIN? 498 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:34,979 ( LAUGHTER ) WOULD YOU WANT TO DIRECT YOU 499 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:35,513 AGAIN, I GUESS? 500 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:40,785 >> YES, I WOULD NOT. 501 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:46,357 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 502 00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:48,326 >> Stephen: IT'S A FAMILY BUSINESS FOR YOU. 503 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:52,897 FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW, YOUR FARTHER LEO WAS AN ACTOR 504 00:28:52,964 --> 00:29:01,039 AND DIRECTOR AND YOUR MOTHER EILEEN RYAN IS AN ACTRESS. 505 00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:03,741 AS A FATHER LOOKING AT YOUR CHILDREN GOING INTO THE 506 00:29:03,808 --> 00:29:07,178 BUSINESS, I'M JUST CURIOUS WHAT YOUR PARENTS THOUGHT ABOUT YOU 507 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,713 GOING INTO THE BUSINESS? 508 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:10,982 WERE THEY WORRIED, ENCOURAGE IT? 509 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:14,953 WERE THEY, LIKE, YEAH, SURE, WATER'S FINE, OR NO! 510 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:16,287 >> IT WAS VERY ENCOURAGED. 511 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:19,124 I SHOULD SAY IT WAS A PROUD THING TO BE AN ACTOR IN THE 512 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,126 FAMILY I GREW UP IN. 513 00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:26,698 THEN I BECAME AN ACTOR, AND THEN I DID MY FIRST PLAY, AND THEN MY 514 00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:31,202 PARENTS CAME TO IT, AND THEN MY PARENTS CAME BACKSTAGE, AND THEN 515 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:37,208 MY MOTHER SAID, THAT WAS TERRIBLE. 516 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:41,613 ( LAUGHTER ) AND IT WAS ALL YOU'VE GOT TO GO 517 00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:46,684 TO UNIVERSITY SO YOU WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON, LIKE 518 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:47,752 THAT. 519 00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:50,088 >> Stephen: MAYBE DIESEL MECHANICS OR SOMETHING LIKE 520 00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:51,789 THAT, ALWAYS NEED MECHANICS. 521 00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:52,590 >> YEAH, MM-HMM. 522 00:29:52,657 --> 00:29:55,393 >> Stephen: HOW DID THAT FEEL, SEAN? 523 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,963 TAKE ME THROUGH IT, LET'S GO BACK TO THAT FEELING, LET'S 524 00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:00,064 FOLLOW THAT. 525 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:02,967 I'M ASKING YOU TO DIG DEEPER, THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING. 526 00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:04,102 WE'LL GO TO COMMERCIAL. 527 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:05,470 YOU THINK ABOUT THAT. 528 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:06,804 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK. 529 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:10,475 WHEN WE COME BACK, DYLAN PENN WILL JOIN US AND I'LL ASK HER 530 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,544 WHAT IT'S DIKE TO BE DIRECTED BY OSCAR WINNER SEAN PENN! 531 00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:27,025 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 532 00:30:27,091 --> 00:30:32,964 WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! 533 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,365 WE'RE BACK HERE WITH SEAN PENN. 534 00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:38,336 BUT NOW LET'S BRING OUT THE STAR OF 535 00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:42,373 "FLAG DAY," AND HIS DAUGHTER, DYLAN PENN! 536 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:52,417 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 537 00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:59,324 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 538 00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:00,858 >> Stephen: HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU. 539 00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:02,026 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 540 00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:04,062 >> Stephen: IS THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ON A 541 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,363 TALK SHOW? 542 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:06,898 >> FIRST TIME ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 543 00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:10,969 >> Stephen: WELL, THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT HERE TO YOUR FIRST 544 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:11,669 TALK SHOW. 545 00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:12,837 >> THANK YOU. 546 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:14,339 >> Stephen: I WAS TALKING TO SEAN EARLIER ABOUT THE PROCESS 547 00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:19,944 OF YOU GUYS WORKING TOGETHER, AND I'M CURIOUS WHETHER WORKING 548 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:27,285 WITH SEAN PENN, YOU KNOW, OSCAR WINNER, DIRECTOR IS MORE 549 00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:32,957 INTIMIDATING THAN HAVING SEAN PENN AS A FATHER. 550 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:33,858 >> NO. 551 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,760 IT'S DIFFERENT BUT NOT MORE INTIMIDATING. 552 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:42,066 >> Stephen: DID YOU GUYS GET INTO LOGGERHEADS WITH EACH OTHER 553 00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:43,334 OVER NOTES? 554 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:44,569 LIKE, MMM, I DON'T THINK SO. 555 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:47,839 >> WE HAD ONE MAJOR I THINK IT WAS A TWO-HOUR STANDOFF ABOUT A 556 00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:48,673 NOTE THAT HE HAD. 557 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,909 >> Stephen: TWO HOURS OF ONE NOTE? 558 00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:56,481 >> MM-HMM, ABOUT WHETHER I COULD WEAR MASCARA OR NOT WEAR 559 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:57,015 MASCARA. 560 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,149 ( LAUGHTER ) HE WON. 561 00:31:58,216 --> 00:32:00,985 >> Stephen: THAT IS A FIGHT A FATHER USUALLY HAS WITH A 562 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,353 DAUGHTER WHEN SHE'S 12. 563 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:02,854 >> YES. 564 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:03,788 >> Stephen: HE WON? 565 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:04,956 HE WON. 566 00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:08,693 >> Stephen: DID YOU GUYS GO SOMEPLACE PRIVATE TO HAVE THIS 567 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:13,431 FIGHT OR WAS IT A KNOCK-DOWN, DRAG-OUT IN FRONT OF THE CREW? 568 00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,900 >> NO, IT WAS VERY PUBLIC. 569 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:22,006 IT WAS A -- ONCE IT WAS CLEAR THAT SHE WAS MAKING THE WRONG 570 00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,174 DECISION, ( LAUGHTER ) 571 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:27,612 I JUST WENT AND SAT DOWN, AND THEN THE SILENCE WAS ONE THE 572 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:33,985 CREW HAD TO LIVE WITH FOR TWO HOURS WHILE THE PENNS FIGURED IT 573 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:34,752 OUT. 574 00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:35,653 >> Stephen: DID YOU ROLL ON THAT? 575 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,890 BECAUSE I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE. 576 00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:41,893 ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS TALKING TO YOUR DAD. 577 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,895 HE'S FROM A SHOWBIZ FAMILY. 578 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:47,131 EVEN THOUGH BOTH YOUR PARENTS ARE VERY ACCOMPLISHED 579 00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:51,302 PERFORMERS, I'M CURIOUS WHETHER YOU HAD TO HAVE THE REGULAR, 580 00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:52,737 LIKE, ACTOR JOBS. 581 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,740 LIKE I WAITED TABLES FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS. 582 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,508 DID YOU HAVE TO DO -- >> SAME HERE. 583 00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:58,710 >> Stephen: OKAY, I'M GLAD. 584 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,311 SUFFERING IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL. 585 00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:01,112 >> IT IS GOOD. 586 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,247 >> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO? 587 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:10,922 >> SO I WAS -- I MEAN, I WORKED IN SERVICE, LIKE WAITING TABLES. 588 00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:17,762 I HOSTED, I WAS AN UNPAID INTERN AT AN AD AGENCY, THAT WAS ALL IN 589 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:18,963 THE CITY. 590 00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:23,935 THEN I MOVED TO L.A. TO GO TO SCHOOL AND I ACTUALLY STARTED 591 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:25,136 DELIVERING PIZZAS FOR A LIVING. 592 00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:26,804 >> Stephen: REALLY? 593 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:27,438 YES. 594 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:28,940 >> Stephen: HOW DID THAT GO? 595 00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:31,943 IT WAS VERY HUMBLING. 596 00:33:32,009 --> 00:33:33,344 VERY -- >> Stephen: ALSO GOOD FOR THE 597 00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:34,245 SOUL. 598 00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:34,545 >> YEAH. 599 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:35,680 NO TIPS. 600 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:39,183 AND I WOULD DELIVER TO -- >> Stephen: WERE YOU ACTING AT 601 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:39,717 THE SAME TIME. 602 00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:41,386 >> I WAS MODELING. 603 00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:46,124 MODEL BY DAY. 604 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,458 PIZZA DELIVERY AT NIGHT. 605 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:52,063 I WOULD COME IN FULL HAIR AND MAKEUP AND DELIVERING TO A LOT 606 00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:53,798 OF FRATERNITIES AT U.C.L.A. 607 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:57,802 I WOULD COME IN FULL MAKEUP AND HAIR WITH THE PIZZA HAT WITH THE 608 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:02,173 PIZZA AND THEY WOULD BE, LIKE, GUYS, I THINK THE STRIPPER IS 609 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,307 STILL HERE. 610 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,075 >> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU WERE ALL MADE UP AND EVERYTHING? 611 00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:07,311 >> NO, AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A PIZZA. 612 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:11,916 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I WOULD ALSO WATCH 613 00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:14,218 THAT MOVIE. 614 00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:16,921 ( LAUGHTER ) SEAN PENN, I WAS JUST TALKING TO 615 00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:24,162 SEAN PENN OVER HERE, AND SEAN PENN SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT TO 616 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:24,896 DIRECT SEAN PENN ANYMORE. 617 00:34:24,962 --> 00:34:26,431 YOU WANT TO BE A DIRECTOR. 618 00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:30,668 WOULD YOU WANT TO DIRECT SEAN PENN? 619 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:31,169 >> 100%. 620 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:31,669 >> Stephen: REALLY? 621 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,603 OH, YEAH. 622 00:34:32,670 --> 00:34:35,873 >> Stephen: YOU WERE IMPRESSED WITH HIS WORK. 623 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:36,474 >> I WAS. 624 00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,509 I WANT TO FLIP IT AROUND. 625 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,578 >> Stephen: FLIP IT AROUND, OKAY. 626 00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:41,712 >> YEAH, IT'S MY TURN. 627 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:52,089 >> Stephen: DID YOU GIVE HIM ANY NOTES AS A FELLOW ACTOR? 628 00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:54,892 SOMETIMES ACTORS WILL GO, HEY, THAT'S GREAT THERE. 629 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:56,494 DID YOU DO THAT IN THE MOVIE. 630 00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:59,430 >> THERE WAS A LOT OF SHORTHAND BETWEEN US, BUT, YES, I'M SURE. 631 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:02,266 >> Stephen: I DIDN'T ASK YOU, SEAN. 632 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,100 >> ALL RIGHT. 633 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,803 >> Stephen: THIS IS HER INTERVIEW NOW. 634 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:06,771 HER INTERVIEW. 635 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:12,109 BEFORE I GO, I WANT TO KNOW, YOUR FATHER IS AN 636 00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:13,211 EXTRAORDINARILY ACCOMPLISHED ACTOR. 637 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,914 DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE PERFORMANCE OF HIS? 638 00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:19,317 >> YEAH. 639 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:30,661 I THINK -- I THINK THE TIDE, I AM SAM, AND MILK. 640 00:35:30,728 --> 00:35:31,929 TIDE FOR ME. 641 00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:34,532 I DON'T SEE HIM IN ANY OF THOSE. 642 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:36,934 >> Stephen: HE TOTALLY DISAPPEARS? 643 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:43,241 >> DO YOU SEE HIM IN JEFF FROM "FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH"? 644 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:44,842 >> I SEE MY BROTHER. 645 00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:48,613 >> Stephen: HOW OLD WAS SHE BEFORE YOU LET HER WATCH FAST 646 00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:52,149 TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH? 647 00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:56,921 >> ONE FORGETS BECAUSE WHILE I THINK IT'S A FUNNY MOVIE, THERE 648 00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:00,157 WERE -- LET'S SAY I HAD FORGOTTEN THERE WERE SOME PRETTY 649 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,325 RACY THINGS IN THERE. 650 00:36:01,392 --> 00:36:07,498 SO WHATEVER AGE IT WAS, IT WAS TOO EARLY. 651 00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:10,067 >> Stephen: DYLAN, SEAN, LOVELY TO MEET YOU. 652 00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:11,502 ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, SEAN. 653 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:13,704 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. 654 00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:16,941 >> Stephen: "FLAG DAY" IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW. 655 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:17,808 SEAN AND DYLAN PENN, EVERYBODY. 656 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:20,578 BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY CROWDED HOUSE. 657 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:21,112 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 658 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,937 >> Stephen: AND NOW PERFORMING "TO THE ISLAND" FROM THEIR ALBUM 659 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:47,605 "DREAMERS ARE WAITING," CROWDED HOUSE! 660 00:36:47,672 --> 00:36:53,244 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 661 00:36:53,311 --> 00:37:05,890 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 662 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:09,894 ♪ YOU PICK ME UP WITH A SMILE FOR MY WEAKNESS 663 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:14,899 ♪ I'M BITTERSWEET BUT YOU CARE ABOUT ME 664 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:18,669 ♪ YOU FOUND ME LOST IN THE CHAOS AND CONFUSION 665 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:21,505 ♪ YOU SAID IT'S POSSIBLE THAT WE CAN BE FREE 666 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:26,243 ♪ YOU TAKE MY HAND AND THEN YOU SWEEP ME 667 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:31,549 ♪ LET ME MOVE YOU (OFF MY FEET) 668 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:39,490 ♪ COME TO THE ISLAND WHERE WE CAN SAVE OUR SOULS 669 00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:44,228 ♪ IT'S JUST THE RIGHT SIZE THE WORLD IS BEYOND US 670 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:51,502 ♪ IT'S TOO ENORMOUS BUT OH, THE ISLAND 671 00:37:51,569 --> 00:38:03,848 ♪ IS JUST RIGHT IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE 672 00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:07,852 ♪ YOU PICK ME UP WITH THE PROMISE OF LOVE 673 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:11,856 ♪ OUR NAMES ON THE DOOR AT THE ISLAND OF REAL 674 00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:15,493 ♪ YOU HAVE A WAY OF BEING GENTLE AND TOUGH 675 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:20,297 ♪ IN EVERY SENSE I THINK YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL 676 00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:23,868 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M AFRAID OF THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND 677 00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:30,007 ♪ AND NOW I NEED A LITTLE HOPE ♪ OH, LET ME MOVE YOU 678 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:33,511 (THE CITIES COVERED IN SMOKE) ♪ COME TO THE ISLAND 679 00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:39,517 (THE WHOLE SYSTEM'S BROKE) ♪ WHERE WE CAN SAVE OUR SOULS 680 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:43,854 ♪ IT'S JUST THE RIGHT SIZE (FOR ME) 681 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:47,858 ♪ THE WORLD IS BEYOND US (LET'S NOT GET INTO A FIGHT) 682 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:51,495 ♪ IT'S TOO ENORMOUS (IRENE GOODNIGHT) 683 00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:55,866 ♪BUT OH, THE ISLAND IS JUST RIGHT 684 00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:59,904 ♪ IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE JUST RIGHT 685 00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:04,909 ♪ IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE (OVERLAPPING VOCALIZATIONS) 686 00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:07,878 ♪ AHH-AH-AH-AHHH-AH-AH-AH OH OH OH OHH 687 00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:13,551 ♪ WOO-O-OO-O-OOO AHH-AH-AH-AHHH-AH-AH-AH 688 00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:19,857 ♪ OH OH OH OHH WOO-O-OO-O-OOO 689 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:23,861 ♪ THE WORLD IS BEYOND US (THIS JUST GOT REAL) 690 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:27,565 ♪ IT'S TOO ENORMOUS (FELL UNDER THE WHEEL) 691 00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:33,504 ♪ BUT OH, THE ISLAND IS JUST RIGHT 692 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:39,510 ♪ IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE FOR ME IS JUST RIGHT 693 00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:43,881 ♪ IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE FOR ME ♪ ♪ ♪ 694 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:47,885 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 695 00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:54,925 ...♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 696 00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:56,927 >> Stephen: COL CROWDED HOUSE, EVERYBODY! 697 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:58,996 CHECK OUT ANOTHER SONG FROM THEM AT COLBERTLATESHOW.COM! 698 00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:06,170 >> Stephen: WELL, THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. 699 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,239 GOOD NIGHT.