1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:04,404 >> L.S.U.'S "MIKE THE TIGER" IS NOW VACCINATED AGAINST COVID 19. 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,039 THE UNIVERSITY ANNOUNCED TODAY HE RECEIVED HIS FIRST DOSE AND 3 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:08,675 SECOND DOSE. 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,844 >> IT'S INTERESTING TO NOTE, WHILE THE TIGER GOT HIS SHOTS, 5 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,912 ONLY ABOUT 38% OF LOUISIANA'S POPULATION IS FULLY VACCINATED. 6 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,043 ♪♪ >> ANNOUNCER: IT'S THE "LATE 7 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,945 SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT! 8 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:23,917 TONIGHT: SOUTHERN EXPOSURE! 9 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:27,954 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES JENNIFER HUDSON 10 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:30,590 FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN." 11 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:38,131 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 12 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,066 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 13 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:49,042 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 14 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:52,679 >> Stephen: I WAS WAITING FOR Y'ALL TO SHOW UP! 15 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:55,048 HOW ARE YOU? 16 00:01:55,114 --> 00:02:05,792 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 17 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:08,294 HAVE A GOOD SHOW. 18 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:09,362 HAVE A GOOD SHOW. 19 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:14,501 ( CHEERING ) PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY! 20 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:17,370 WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO "THE LATE SHOW." 21 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:20,740 I'M YOUR SHOWS STEPHEN COLBERT. 22 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:21,875 AND I'M -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:23,076 YOU KNOW WHAT? 24 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:25,979 THAT IS -- THAT IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF ENERGY I NEED BECAUSE 25 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:30,950 I'M NOT GOING TO SUGAR COAT IT, FOLKS, THE NEWS HAS BEEN A BIT 26 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:34,521 ROUGH LATELY, WHICH HAS LED TO SOME OF OUR NEWSPAPERS TO 27 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:36,055 BROADEN THEIR MARKETING STRATEGY. 28 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:39,225 THIS MORNING I SAW THIS SHOCKING TWEET -- THE "NEW YORK TIMES" IS 29 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:44,964 ROLLING OUT 18-PLUS SUBSCRIBER-ONLY NEWSLETTERS. 30 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,367 THAT'S RIGHT, Y'ALL. 31 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:50,136 ADULTS-ONLY CONTENT FOR 18 AND OVER. 32 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:56,676 IT'S THE "NEW YORK TIMES" -- ATER DARK 33 00:02:56,743 --> 00:03:02,148 ( SENSUAL MUSIC ) ( LAUGHTER ) 34 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:11,157 ( APPLAUSE ) THEY'RE SLIGHTLY CHANGING THEIR 35 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:12,859 MASTHEAD: "ALL THE NUDES THAT'S FIT TO PRINT." 36 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,361 THINGS ARE GOING TO GET NASTY AT THE OLD GREY LADY-- OR, AS I 37 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,932 CALL HER "THE MATURE HONEY." 38 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,634 GET READY TO SEE "NEW YORK TIMES" CROSSWORD PUZZLE EDITOR 39 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:26,039 WILL SHORTZ, SANS SHORTS. 40 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:32,211 ( LAUGHTER ) ARE YOU READY TO SOLVE 69-DOWN? 41 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:35,014 ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A SEVEN-LETTER WORD FOR -- 42 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:36,716 BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 43 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,352 ( LAUGHTER ) THE INDUSTRY INSIDER WHO POSTED 44 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:42,121 THE ORIGINAL "18+" TWEET HAS SINCE DELETED IT AND EXPLAINED, 45 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:45,358 "TO BE CLEAR, I GOT LAZY AND SHOULD HAVE SAID "AT LEAST 18 46 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:48,661 NEWSLETTERS. 47 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,163 ( LAUGHTER ) THE 'NEW YORK TIMES' IS NOT 48 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:54,133 GETTING INTO PORN." 49 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,370 DAMN IT! 50 00:03:57,437 --> 00:04:00,873 ( APPLAUSE ) AND IT'S TRUE, THEY'RE NOT 51 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,910 GETTING INTO PORN-- THEY'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS. 52 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,378 ( LAUGHTER ) REMEMBER THEIR HEADLINE: 53 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:06,145 "TITANIC GOES DOWN... 54 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:09,349 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." 55 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:12,218 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT IF THE "NEW YORK TIMES" 56 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,921 ISN'T YOUR THING, YOU'VE STILL GOT THE "WASHINGTON POST." 57 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,789 AFTER ALL, THAT PAPER'S SLOGAN IS "DEMOCRACY DIES IN 58 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:21,194 DARKNESS... BUT BANGS WITH THE LIGHTS ON." 59 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:26,265 ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, WHEN IT COMES TO COVID 60 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:27,600 THE NEWS SHOULD BE RATED "R," FOR "R WE EVER GOING TO GET OUT 61 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:31,671 OF THIS?" THE DELTA VARIANT HAS CAUSED A 62 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,206 HUGE COVID SPIKE, BUT NOT EVERY REGION HAS BEEN AFFECTED 63 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:36,209 EQUALLY. 64 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:39,212 CASES ARE GOING UP GRADUALLY IN THE NORTHEAST, MIDWEST, AND 65 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:44,250 WEST, BUT THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN. 66 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:45,218 ( LAUGHTER ) THE PROBLEM IS-- 67 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,887 YOU GUESSED IT-- IN THE SOUTH, FEWER PEOPLE ARE 68 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,489 VACCINATED, ON AVERAGE. 69 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:50,757 YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT IN THE CLASSIC SOUTHERN NOVEL, "TO KILL 70 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:56,062 A MOCKINGBIRD BY GIVING IT MEDICAL ADVICE FROM FACEBOOK." 71 00:04:56,129 --> 00:05:01,401 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 72 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:05,972 ( CHEERING ) CASES ARE RISING SO QUICKLY THAT 73 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:09,976 MISSISSIPPI'S HOSPITAL SYSTEM COULD FAIL IN TEN DAYS. 74 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:14,013 THEY'RE GOING TO TRY TO EXTEND THAT TIME BY COUNTING ONE 75 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,984 MISSISSIPPI, TWO MISSISSIPPI... 76 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:24,991 ( LAUGHTER ) THREE MISSISSIPPI... 77 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,226 ONE MISSISSIPPI MEDICAL CENTER EVEN OPENED A PARKING GARAGE 78 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:28,261 BASEMENT FIELD HOSPITAL. 79 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:29,929 NOT EXACTLY WHERE YOU WANT TO GET YOUR HEALTHCARE. 80 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,999 (AS DOCTOR) "I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE 81 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:33,766 TO MOVE YOU, MS. JOHNSON. 82 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:37,970 THIS BED IS FOR COMPACT CARS ONLY." 83 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,973 ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF ) 84 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,442 YOU KNOW WHO WANTS YOU TO TAKE THIS VIRUS SERIOUSLY? 85 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:45,211 THE KINDERGARTEN COP HIMSELF, FORMER CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR 86 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,379 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. 87 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,982 HE HAD STRONG WORDS FOR PEOPLE WHO WON'T WEAR MASKS OR GET 88 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:51,217 VACCINATED. 89 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,986 >> I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THERE IS A VIRUS HERE. 90 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,188 IT KILLS PEOPLE. 91 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:58,891 AND THE ONLY WAY WE PREVENT IT IS, WE GET VACCINATED, WE WEAR 92 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:03,696 MASKS, WE DO SOCIAL DISTANCING, WASHING OUR HANDS ALL THE TIME, 93 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:09,202 AND NOT JUST THINKING ABOUT, "WELL, MY FREEDOM IS BEING KIND 94 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:10,703 OF DISTURBED HERE." 95 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:14,207 NO, SCREW YOUR FREEDOM, BECAUSE WITH FREEDOM COMES OBLIGATIONS 96 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,276 AND RESPONSIBILITIES. 97 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,112 YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM TO WEAR NO MASK, BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 98 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:22,982 YOU'RE A SCHMUCK FOR NOT WEARING A MASK. 99 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,985 >> Stephen: WOW! 100 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:29,989 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WOW! 101 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,993 WOW! 102 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,094 THE TERMINATOR IS SO MAD. 103 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:37,563 BUT HE'S NOT GOING BACK IN TIME TO KILL YOUR MOTHER. 104 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:38,664 HE DOESN'T HAVE TO. 105 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,968 BECAUSE BY REFUSING THE VACCINE, YOU'LL DO IT FOR HIM. 106 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:45,972 SPEAKING OF CALIFORNIA-- INOY, IT'S A SAD STORY, ISN'T 107 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:47,039 IT? 108 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:51,210 BUTBUT IT'S A TRUE ONE. 109 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,880 SPEAKING OF CALIFORNIA -- FLORIDA -- 110 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,149 ( LAUGHTER ) -- WHICH ACCOUNTS FOR 111 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:57,383 NEARLY ONE IN FIVE U.S. COVID CASES. 112 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:01,988 ALSO, ONE IN FIVE CASES OF SPRING BREAK CHLAMYDIA. 113 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:05,658 THIS HUGE SURGE DOESN'T SEEM TO -- THAT'S ALSO A SAD BUT STREW 114 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:06,559 STORY. 115 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,461 ( LAUGHTER ) VERY TENDER AUDIENCE TONIGHT. 116 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:09,162 VERY, VERY. 117 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:10,363 I'LL BE GENTLE. 118 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:11,631 THIS HUGE SURGE DOESN'T SEEM TO CONCERN FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON 119 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:15,701 DESANTIS, SEEN HERE BOASTING THE HIGHEST NUMBER HE CAN COUNT TO. 120 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,905 ( BOOING ) DESANTIS HAS CLASHED REPEATEDLY 121 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,339 WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN OVER COVID SAFETY PROTOCOLS. 122 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:23,075 LAST WEEK, BIDEN SAID THAT IF DESANTIS WASN'T WILLING TO DO 123 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:27,914 ANYTHING ABOUT COVID, THEN HE SHOULD GET OUT OF THE WAY OF 124 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:28,514 PEOPLE WHO WILL. 125 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:33,152 THAT LED TO THIS EXCHANGE. 126 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,720 >> DO YOU HAVE A RESPONSE TO GOVERNOR DESANTIS, WHO IS USING 127 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:35,922 YOUR WORDS ABOUT "DON'T BE IN THE WAY," AND HE'S SAYING "I AM 128 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:40,927 IN THE WAY TO BLOCK TOO MUCH INTERFERENCE FROM THE FEDERAL 129 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,628 GOVERNMENT." 130 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:43,229 YOUR RESPONSE, MR. PRESIDENT? 131 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:43,796 >> GOVERNOR WHO? 132 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:51,671 ( LAUGHS ) >> DeSANTIS. 133 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:55,007 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: COME ON. 134 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,009 COME ON, HA, HA. 135 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,679 HA, HA, HA. 136 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:04,650 BUT, COME ON, MR. PRESIDENT, SHOW SOME RESPECT. 137 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:05,785 HE SHOULD BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FULL NAME: GOVERNOR WHO... 138 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:08,888 DOESN'T CARE IF HIS VOTERS LIVE OR DIE. 139 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:12,225 ( APPLAUSE ) THIS WEEK, FLORIDA, THE SUNSHINE 140 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:12,992 STATE HAD TO ASK THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TO SEND 141 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,895 HUNDREDS OF VENTILATORS TO FLORIDA. 142 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,096 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AWKWARD CONSIDERING LAST WEEK, DESANTIS 143 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:22,902 SAID THIS TO BIDEN: >> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A BLIP 144 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,771 ABOUT COVID FROM YOU. 145 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:30,910 >> Stephen: WELL, GOVERNOR, LOOKS LIKE IT'S YOUR TURN TO EAT 146 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,179 BLIP. 147 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,914 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) 148 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:38,417 YEAH, BLIP FOR BRAINS. 149 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:39,518 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT DESANTIS TRIED TO PLAY OFF 150 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:41,454 HIS STATE'S DESPERATE REQUEST FOR VENTILATORS. 151 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,358 >> I'M NOT-- I DIDN'T ASK, I DIDN'T KNOW, I HAVE NOT HEARD 152 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:46,559 ABOUT THAT. 153 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:50,596 SO I WOULD HAVE TO CHECK TO SEE WHETHER THAT'S TRUE OR NOT. 154 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:51,931 >> STEPHEN: (AS DESANTIS) "I DIDN'T ASK. 155 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:52,765 I HAVEN'T HEARD. 156 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:53,933 I HAVE TO CHECK IF THAT'S TRUE OR NOT. 157 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,934 OR IF I'M EVEN GOVERNOR OR NOT. 158 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,069 I MEAN, DOES CORONAVIRUS EVEN EXIST? 159 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,137 MAYBE NONE OF US ARE REAL. 160 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:02,909 WE'RE ALL JUST LIVING IN A GIANT'S DREAM, AND-- 161 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,143 SMOKE BOMB!" ( LAUGHTER ) 162 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:17,890 ( APPLAUSE ) SPEAKING OF THE ADDLED RAMBLINGS 163 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:21,494 OF A DISEASED BRAIN: THERE'S SOME NEWS ABOUT MYPILLOW C.E.O. 164 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:25,865 MIKE LINDELL, SEEN HERE NOT BUYING CRACK. 165 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:29,969 LINDELL IS BEING SUED BY DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS FOR 166 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:37,176 $1 BILLION FOR HIS LIES ABOUT ELECTION FRAUD. 167 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,210 BUT HE'S NOT GIVING UP. 168 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:41,514 THIS WEEK, HE HELD A LIVE-STREAMED CYBER SYMPOSIUM, 169 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,849 FOR WHICH HE HIRED A CYBER EXPERT "RED TEAM" AND GAVE THEM 170 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,885 WHAT HE SAID WAS 37 TERABYTES OF IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT 171 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:49,889 HACKERS BROKE INTO ELECTION SYSTEMS USING INTERCEPTED 172 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,858 "PACKET CAPTURES." 173 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,594 PACKET CAPTURES, OF COURSE, IS A TECHNICAL TERM THAT YOU MIGHT 174 00:09:55,661 --> 00:10:01,400 KNOW BY THEIR STREET NAME, "PILLOW CASES." 175 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,102 ( LAUGHTER ) WELL, THE CYBER RESULTS ARE IN: 176 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:06,238 LINDELL'S TEAM ANNOUNCED THAT THEY CAN'T PROVE HIS CLAIMS THAT 177 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:09,108 CHINA HACKED THE ELECTION. 178 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:13,913 WHEN ASKED WHY, THEY SAID, "WE WERE HANDED A TURD." 179 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:25,891 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 180 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,126 AND THAT TURD LOST THE ELECTION. 181 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:37,870 ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 182 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:41,874 CNN CALLED OUT LINDELL'S CYBER-NONSENSE, AND THAT DIDN'T 183 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,542 SIT TOO WELL WITH ONE ATTENDEE. 184 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,878 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I'M NOT A COMPUTER GUY. 185 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:53,052 I DON'T KNOW WHAT MOST OF THIS STUFF MEANS. 186 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,420 BUT I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING THIS ELECTION SINCE NOVEMBER 3. 187 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,622 BUT THE CNNS OF THE WORLD, YOU GUYS NEED TO START REPORTING 188 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:57,256 THIS AND STOP FACT-CHECKING IT. 189 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:01,660 >> STEPHEN: YES! 190 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:02,194 STOP "FACT-CHECKING," CNN! 191 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:02,795 IT'S A WASTE OF TIME! 192 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,831 THIS IS MIKE LINDELL. 193 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:11,303 NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CHECK, YOU WON'T FIND ANY FACTS! 194 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:20,913 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SPEAKING OF PEOPLE BEING SUED 195 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:24,150 FOR A BILLION DOLLARS: THE EX-PRESIDENT'S LAWYER, RUDY 196 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:29,889 GIULIANI, SEEN HERE LOSING A STARING CONTEST TO SOUP. 197 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:33,125 ( LAUGHTER ) RUDY HAS ALSO BEEN SUED BY 198 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,028 DOMINION. 199 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,663 FOR A BILLION DOLLARS. 200 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,298 NOW HE'S FACING A MOUNTAIN OF LEGAL FEES. 201 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,334 THAT MOUNTAIN'S IN HIS APARTMENT, RIGHT NEXT TO THE 202 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:48,707 MOUNTAIN OF EMPTY FRANZIA BOXES. 203 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:49,875 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TOTALLY WORTH IT. 204 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,878 TOTALLY WORTH IT. 205 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:56,148 ON TOP OF THAT, RUDY'S LAW LICENSE IN WASHINGTON WAS 206 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,351 SUSPENDED, AND HE WAS SUSPENDED FROM PRACTICING LAW IN NEW YORK 207 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,887 DUE TO "DEMONSTRABLY FALSE AND MISLEADING" STATEMENTS ABOUT THE 208 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,089 ELECTION. 209 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,357 WHICH MEANS HE'S CUT OFF FROM HIS PREVIOUS SOURCE OF INCOME: 210 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:09,128 TELLING LIES NEXT TO A DILDO SHOP. 211 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:14,066 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 212 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,569 RUDY IS DESPERATE FOR CASH, SO THIS WEEK, HE DID WHAT ALL 213 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:21,107 PUBLIC SERVANTS DO WHEN THEY NEED A SECOND CAREER: 214 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:24,810 HE JOINED CAMEO, THE WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN PAY FOR A 215 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,113 PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM FOLKS LIKE LENNY DYKSTRA, AND THE GUY WHO 216 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,148 PLAYED HODOR. 217 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:33,052 WHICH IS PERFECT IF YOU WANT TO WISH YOUR NEPHEW A VERY HODOR 218 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,220 HODOR. 219 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:37,890 HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO GET AMERICA'S MAYOR TO WISH YOU A 220 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,125 HAPPY QUINCEANERA? 221 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,894 275 BUCKS. 222 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:42,661 THAT'S A GOOD DEAL. 223 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:48,334 HE'S 25 BUCKS CHEAPER THAN SNOOKI! 224 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,635 ( LAUGHTER ) WHICH MAKES SENSE. 225 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,771 WHICH MAKES TOTAL SENSE. 226 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:53,772 SHE WAS ON "THE JERSEY SHORE." 227 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:57,843 HE LOOKS LIKE HE WASHED UP ON THE JERSEY SHORE. 228 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:01,881 ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 229 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:05,885 ( PIANO RIFF ) HERE'S A TASTE. 230 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,353 >> HELLO, BILL, IT'S RUDY GIULIANI, AND I'M WISHING YOU A 231 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,121 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 232 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:13,926 I CAN NEVER REMEMBER A CENSORSHIP LIKE THIS, WHERE THE 233 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:17,897 HARD DRIVE, THE ELECTION, THEY JUST CUT OFF 80% OF YOUR ABILITY 234 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,265 TO COMMUNICATE. 235 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:22,902 SO, I AM VERY WORRIED FOR OUR COUNTRY. 236 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:27,706 AT OUR AGE, WE WANT TO MAKE SURE WE LEAVE THE COUNTRY TO YOUR 237 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,875 WONDERFUL SONS. 238 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:33,112 YOUR WONDERFUL SONS, JEFF AND DAVID, WE WANT TO LEAVE IT AS 239 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,146 STRONG AS WE GOT IT. 240 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,247 AND RIGHT NOW, IT'S HEADED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. 241 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:39,151 >> STEPHEN: WHAT AN UPLIFTING CELEBRATION. 242 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,887 ( LAUGHTER ) "I WANT TO WISH YOU A WONDERFUL 243 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,689 BIRTHDAY, AND MANY MORE. 244 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,558 HOPEFULLY NOT SPENT IN THE CLINTON FOUNDATION'S FORCED 245 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:56,368 LABOR CAMPS, WHERE SOCIALISTS WILL MAKE YOUR WONDERFUL SONS 246 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,671 JEFF AND DAVID CASTRATE MR. POTATO HEAD." 247 00:13:58,737 --> 00:13:59,772 ( LAUGHTER ) HE EVEN SHARES HIS WISDOM WITH 248 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:00,973 INCOMING COLLEGE KIDS. 249 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:01,874 >> JOHNNY, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE GOING TO BEGIN YOUR FIRST YEAR 250 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,108 AT NEW YORK UNIVERSITY. 251 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,878 FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS. 252 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:09,148 I WENT TO N.Y.U. LAW SCHOOL, WHICH I'M SURE YOU'LL SEE EVERY 253 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,583 DAY ON YOUR WAY TO CLASS. 254 00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,885 NOBODY CAN TELL YOU IN THIS POINT IN YOUR CAREER WHAT YOU'RE 255 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:13,919 ACTUALLY GOING TO DO. 256 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,154 >> STEPHEN: SO TRUE. 257 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,890 SOMETIMES YOU START OUT PRACTICING LAW, AND END UP AS A 258 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:21,293 VIDEO BIRTHDAY CLOWN. 259 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,228 ( LAUGHTER ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 260 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,896 TONIGHT! 261 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,898 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MY GUEST IS JENNIFER HUDSON. 262 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,468 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!" 263 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,536 ♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 264 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:20,719 >> Stephen: THE SIDEWINDER, LEE MARVIN. 265 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:25,157 ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 266 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:30,296 JON, WHEN Y'ALL PLAY THE SIDEWINDER, THAT'S A PARTY I 267 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:36,135 WANT TO GO TO, I WANT TO BE INVITED TO THAT PARTY IN 19 -- 268 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,169 WHEN WAS. 269 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,370 >> Jon: '63. 270 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,840 >> Stephen: I WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY AND HEARING THAT SONG, 271 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,876 EVERYBODY HEARING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. 272 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,177 >> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS! 273 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:51,650 >> Stephen: I TELL YOU WHAT PARTY I WANT TO GO TO TONIGHT 274 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,620 BECAUSE JENNIFER JENNIFER IS GOING TO BE HERE. 275 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,955 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I'M HAPPY AND GRATEFUL FOR ANY 276 00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,825 OF OUR GUESTS P WHO COME OUT OF HERE. 277 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:03,762 WE GOT A TASTE OF JENNIFER'S PERFORMANCE IN REHEARSAL TODAY, 278 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:07,199 AND THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BRING IN STRUCTURAL ENGINEERS 279 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:11,937 INTO THIS BUILDING TO MAKE SURE THIS DWELLING IS SAFE AFTER THIS 280 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:15,307 PERFORMANCE BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO RIP THE ROOF OFF THIS PLACE. 281 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,475 WE MIGHT HAVE TO SHUT DOWN. 282 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,544 THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST SHOW TONIGHT. 283 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,779 >> Jon: RIGHT, WE MIGHT HAVE TOCLOSE OUT AFTER THIS. 284 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,314 >> Stephen: LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 285 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:28,287 YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME OVER THERE PRECISELY 286 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,521 MEASURING THE NEWS' INSEAM, SELECTING THE FINEST, MOST 287 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:33,592 TOPICAL IMPORTED MERINO STORY WOOL, AND THEN HAND-STITCHING IT 288 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,796 WITH JOKES TO CREATE THE BESPOKE, DOUBLE-BREASTED SAVILE 289 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,998 ROW CURRENT EVENTS SUIT THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. 290 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:42,901 BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I LIKE TO GATHER UP SOME USED 291 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,170 BURLAP FROM BEHIND THE MEAT-PACKING PLANT, DRAPE IT 292 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:49,141 OVER AN ABANDONED MANNEQUIN AT OLD MAN JENKINS' BURNED-DOWN 293 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,478 DRESS FACTORY, AND SEW IT ALL TOGETHER WITH SHOESTRINGS AND A 294 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:53,946 STAPLE GUN, TO CREATE FOR YOU THE HAUNTED POTATO-SACK 295 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:57,149 SCARECROW OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: 296 00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:03,389 "MEANWHILE!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 297 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:07,826 IT'S A PARK HORSE OF ENTERTAINMENT! 298 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,161 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: A MOUNTAIN. 299 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,030 PRESIDENTS A MOUNTAIN. 300 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:18,370 >> Stephen: OF POTENTIAL CASES. 301 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:22,474 "MEANWHILE!" -- SCIENTISTS SAY A PREHISTORIC LION CUB DISCOVERED 302 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,376 IN SIBERIA IS THE BEST PRESERVED ICE AGE ANIMAL EVER FOUND. 303 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,177 SORRY, CLINT EASTWOOD. 304 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,447 YOU'RE OUT OF THE TOP SLOT. 305 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:32,684 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, NEW YORK ISN'T THE 306 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,453 ONLY STATE WITH A BIG GUBERNATORIAL SEX SCANDAL, 307 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:39,758 BECAUSE A UTAH RESIDENT IS DEMANDING GOVERNOR SPENCER COX 308 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,895 CHANGE HIS "OBSCENE" LAST NAME, WRITING, "I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU 309 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:46,465 KNOW THIS, BUT WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOUR SURNAME IT SOUNDS LIKE THE 310 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,101 WORD ( BLEEP ). 311 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,202 IT'S OBSCENE! 312 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,537 US DECENT PEOPLE HERE IN UTAH WILL NOT STAND FOR IT." 313 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:58,944 "WHEN I HEAR YOUR NAME, ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS PENISES. 314 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,113 ALSO, WHEN I LOOK AT TALL BUILDINGS, CUCUMBERS, KETCHUP 315 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,216 BOTTLES, THOSE CLICKY PENS WITH FOUR DIFFERENT COLORS. 316 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,819 IT'S NOT LIKE GENERATIONS OF SEXUAL REPRESSION HAVE TAINTED 317 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:07,619 ME-- OH, NO! 318 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,888 I SAID 'TAINT!' I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT. 319 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,957 GOOD DAY, SIR!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 320 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,672 "MEANWHILE!" -- OH, STILL THE SAME STORY. 321 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,874 I WAS SURE I WAS MOVING ON. 322 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,911 ( LAUGHTER ) PLUS, WHOEVER THIS IS CLEARLY 323 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:41,920 GOVERNORS, LIKE ALFRED CUMMING STEPHEN S. HARDING 324 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:46,692 GEORGE LEMUEL WOODS NORMAN H. BANGERTER, AND 325 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,228 LANCE R. SEX-PENIS. 326 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:56,768 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 327 00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,670 MEANWHILE -- ( LAUGHTER ) 328 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,105 ( APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE, IN COFFEE NEWS, DUE 329 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:05,978 TO RISING BEAN COSTS, STARBUCKS SAYS THEY COULD INCREASE PRICES. 330 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:10,616 WAIT, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT MY $9 LATTE MIGHT BECOME... 331 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:11,483 EXPENSIVE? 332 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:17,956 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, IN FOOD NEWS, THE 333 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:21,894 FALL PUMPKIN MENU AT DUNKIN' WILL LAUNCH EARLIER THAN EVER 334 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,929 BEFORE: FEATURING PUMPKIN-FLAVORED MUFFINS, APPLE 335 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,832 CIDER DONUTS, AND, OF COURSE, PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES, ALL 336 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,968 AVAILABLE STARTING AUGUST 18. 337 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:33,906 BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE WALKING AROUND IN 95-DEGREE HEAT, YOU 338 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:34,540 KNOW WHAT REALLY HITS THE SPOT? 339 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:38,677 SPICY STEAMED MILK. 340 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:44,483 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, A RESEARCH VESSEL 341 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,218 EXPLORING MORE THAN A MILE UNDER THE SURFACE OF THE ATLANTIC 342 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,953 OCEAN MADE A SURPRISING DISCOVERY: A SPONGE THAT LOOKED 343 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,557 LIKE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, AND RIGHT NEXT TO IT, A PINK SEA 344 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:55,594 STAR THAT RESEMBLED PATRICK, SPONGEBOB'S BEST FRIEND. 345 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,664 HERE'S A LOOK. 346 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:03,502 WOW! 347 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:07,639 ( APPLAUSE ) THAT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THEM! 348 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,475 ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK WE CAN SHOW THAT ON CBS. 349 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:10,809 JIM? 350 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,712 THANK YOU. 351 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:14,846 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, "MOST KITTENS SEE 352 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,182 THEIR OWNERS AS PARENTS, A NEW STUDY HAS FOUND." 353 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,383 OKAY? 354 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,520 SO EVERYONE, STOP COMPLAINING WHEN I'M BREASTFEEDING MY CAT. 355 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,688 WE'RE NOT WEIRD. 356 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:23,922 YOU'RE WEIRD. 357 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,024 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JENNIFER HUDSON. 358 00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,092 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 359 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:51,984 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 360 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:57,155 WELCOME BACK! 361 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:59,891 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," 362 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,360 EVERYBODY. 363 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,863 FOLKS, MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY 364 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,531 AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND TWO-TIME GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING 365 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,569 SINGER YOU KNOW FROM "DREAMGIRLS" AND "THE COLOR 366 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:14,539 PURPLE," AND NOW SHE PLAYS ARETHA FRANKLIN IN HER NEW FILM, 367 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:21,013 "RESPECT." 368 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:29,321 ♪♪ ♪♪ 369 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:34,126 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT -- ♪ ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ 370 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:39,831 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ ♪ 371 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:42,534 ( CLEARS THROAT ) ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ 372 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:49,341 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ >> ONE MORE TIME. 373 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,309 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT. 374 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:55,180 >> GO A THIRD BELOW, CAROLYN. 375 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:59,351 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ 376 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:03,488 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ ♪ YEAH, BABY ♪ 377 00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:06,958 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ ♪ SOCK IT TO ME ♪ 378 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:11,129 ♪ SOCK IT TO ME ♪ PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE 379 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:14,533 SHOW" JENNIFER HUDSON! 380 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:20,806 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 381 00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:27,979 ♪ FREEDOM ♪ ♪ FREEDOM ♪ 382 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:38,023 ♪ FREEDOM ♪ ♪ 383 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:44,563 ♪ FREEDOM ♪ ♪ 384 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:52,070 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> WOW! 385 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:53,371 HEY, LOVELY TO HAVE YOU BACK. 386 00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:59,511 I FEEL THE LOVE AND I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK. 387 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:03,148 >> Stephen: YES, I'M CLEARLY NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S EXCITED. 388 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,317 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE 389 00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:08,787 HERE, WE TALKED ABOUT ARETHA FRANKLIN, AND YOU ALREADY HAD A 390 00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,423 RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BEFORE WORKING ON THIS PROJECT AND THE 391 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:17,129 FACT SHE HAND-PICKED YOU AS THE PERSON SHE WANTED TO PLAY HER IN 392 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:19,965 HER BIO PIC. 393 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:24,770 WHILE YOU HAD THIS RELATIONSHIP, WAS THERE ANYTHING YOU DIDN'T 394 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:29,841 KNOW ABOUT ARETHA FRANKLIN IN ALL YOUR YEARS OF YOUR 395 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,076 FRIENDSHIP. 396 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:36,581 >> I DIDN'T KNOW HOW CLOSE SHE AND DR. KING WAS AND HOW SHE WAS 397 00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:37,883 SO MUCH A PART OF ACTIVISM. 398 00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:40,786 >> Stephen: I HAVE A PHOTO. 399 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:42,954 THE STAPLE SINGERS WOULD OPEN FOR HIM. 400 00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:44,823 WOULD SHE PERFORM? 401 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:47,459 >> YEAH, SHE TRAVELED WITH HIM DURING THE MOVEMENT. 402 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:50,262 SHE WAS THE VOICE OF IT. 403 00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:56,701 SHE SHIFTED HER PLATFORM AND HELPED INSPIRE THE PEOPLE DURING 404 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:57,335 THE MOVEMENT AT THE TIME. 405 00:23:57,402 --> 00:23:58,670 THIS IS POWERFUL, YOU KNOW. 406 00:23:58,737 --> 00:23:59,938 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOU 407 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:04,676 ALSO RECENTLY HAD A CHANCE TO GO TO DETROIT TO HER CHILDHOOD HOME 408 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:08,880 AND THIS IS YOU WITH HENCE MANY OF HER FAMILY OUTSIDE HER HOME 409 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:09,681 IN DETROIT. 410 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,415 >> YES. 411 00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:11,082 >> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE. 412 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,083 >> THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART. 413 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:16,221 SO THERE IS HER GRANDDAUGHTER GRACE RIGHT THERE. 414 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,124 THIS IS HER CHILDHOOD HOME. 415 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:22,327 THEY SAID THEY WANTED ME TO TAKE THEM BACK TO HER CHILDHOOD HOME 416 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:26,898 AND HER GRAND BABY IS SAYING AIN'T NO WAY RIGHT THERE ON THE 417 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,501 STEPS AND GRACE AND VICTORY AND JORDAN. 418 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:34,172 THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT BECAUSE WE REMINISCE ON OUR 419 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:37,242 FAVORITE MOMENTS OF HEARSE AND HER SONGS. 420 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:41,746 >> Stephen: YOU AND ARETHA SPOKE A LOT IN HER LAST TEN 421 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:42,781 YEARS OF HER LIFE. 422 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,417 WHAT WAS THE LAST THING Y'ALL TALKED ABOUT. 423 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,619 >> SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE HAD EATEN. 424 00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,387 >> Stephen: WOULD YOU MEAN SHARING. 425 00:24:49,454 --> 00:24:51,590 >> IT WAS AS IF SHE COULD TASTE IT ON THE PHONE. 426 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,258 I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT MEAL IT WAS. 427 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,161 THEN SHE SANG IT TO ME ON THE CALL. 428 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:59,231 IT WAS BY THE ISLEY BROTHERS. 429 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:01,700 SHE SAID, IT'S THE ISLEY BROTHERS. 430 00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:05,871 I SAID, YES, MA'AM, I KNOW. 431 00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:10,609 AND SHE KNEW MY SON WAS COOKING. 432 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,444 I SAID, YOU KNOW THAT? 433 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:13,578 SHE SAID, YES. 434 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,481 >> Stephen: HOW LONG WAS THIS BEFORE SHE DIED? 435 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:17,482 >> MAYBE LESS THAN A WEEK. 436 00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:20,385 I WAS ONE OF THE LAST PEOPLE TO HEAR FROM HER. 437 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:23,722 >> Stephen: MAYBE ONE OF THE LAST PEOPLE TO HEAR HER SING. 438 00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,557 >> HEAR HER SING BECAUSE SHE SANG ON THE CALL. 439 00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:29,661 >> Stephen: DID YOU EVER SEE HER SING AT THE KENNEDY CENTER 440 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:39,971 HONORS WHEN SHE SANG FOR CAROL KING WHEN SHE SANG FOR THE 441 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,139 KENNEDY CENTER HONORS? 442 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,207 >> YEAH. 443 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,575 >> Stephen: I WAS HOSTING IN THE WINGS WATCHING HER. 444 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,443 >> THAT'S A SPECIAL MOMENT TO HAVE. 445 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:46,711 >> Stephen: IT WAS. 446 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:49,748 IT WAS ONLY A FEW YEARS AGO, SHE COMES OUT WITH A POCKETBOOK AND 447 00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:54,519 PUTS IT ON THE PIANO, WITH A BIG FUR. 448 00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:58,056 AND SHE STARTS OFF SOFT AND LOW. 449 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:01,259 I SAID TO THE STAGE MANAGER, I WISH I HAD SEEN HER WHEN SHE 450 00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:02,494 STILL HAD THE PIPES. 451 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,831 HE LOOKS AT ME AND 45 SECONDS LATER I TURNED TO HIM AND SAID, 452 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,500 I'M AN IDIOT. 453 00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:11,236 SHE STOOD UP AND ABSOLUTELY BURNED THE HOUSE TO THE GROUND. 454 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,371 SHE HAD IT TO THE VERY END. 455 00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:13,972 >> YES. 456 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:15,240 >> Stephen: EXTRAORDINARY. 457 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:20,545 YOU GOT TO WORK WITH CAROL KING HERSELF, KENNEDY CENTER HONOREE 458 00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:24,816 AND THE WOMAN WHO WROTE "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL 459 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:25,517 WOMAN." 460 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,452 YOU WROTE A SONG FOR THE MOVIE. 461 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:28,853 WHAT WAS THAT LIKE? 462 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,757 >> A DREAM TO WORK WITH CAROL KING. 463 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:38,530 JAMIE CAME AND SAID, CAROLE KING COULD WRITE THE TITLE TRACK. 464 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:39,597 SHE CAME IN. 465 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:41,333 IT WAS OVER ZOOM BECAUSE TO HAVE THE PANDEMIC. 466 00:26:41,399 --> 00:26:44,069 WE HAD OUR CONVERSATIONS OVER ZOOM. 467 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:49,374 SHE SPOKE FROM HER PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH ARETHA AND SO 468 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,542 DID I. 469 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:56,147 IT PARALLELED WITH THE SONG. 470 00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:58,550 SHE SAID, I GET TO SING AND WRITE ON IT? 471 00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:02,754 WHAT IS THAT LIKE TO WORK WITH CAROLE KING BECAUSE WHO BETTER 472 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:08,226 THAN HAVE HER PUT THE BOW AND CHERRY ON TOP IN A TRIBUTE TO 473 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,662 ARETHA FRANKLIN. 474 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:15,133 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOUR CONNECTION 475 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,470 BACK TO ARETHA FRANKLIN ACTUALLY GOES BACK TO BEFORE YOU EVEN 476 00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:19,938 KNEW ARETHA FRANKLIN. 477 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:23,875 THE FIRST TIME MOST PEOPLE IN AMERICA GOT TO HEAR YOU SING WAS 478 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:29,314 YOUR AUDITION FOR AMERICAN IDOL. 479 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:29,881 YOUR BREAKOUT. 480 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:31,316 LET'S SHOW THEM. 481 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,585 >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SING? 482 00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:36,054 SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR ME BY ARETHA FRANKLIN. 483 00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:41,359 >> Stephen: GO FOR IT. 484 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:45,330 ♪ IT'S AN EVIL WIND THAT BLOWS NO GOOD, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 485 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:58,543 ♪ IT'S A SAD HEART THAT WON'T LOVE LIKE I KNOW IT SHOULD ♪ 486 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:03,515 ♪ OH HOW LONG YOU MUST BE, IT'S A SHAME IF YOU DON'T SHARE SOME 487 00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:11,022 OF YOUR LOVE WITH ME ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 488 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:12,924 ♪♪ >> DON'T YOU PLAY IT! 489 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:19,831 DON'T YOU DO IT! 490 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,267 >> Stephen: WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THAT SONG? 491 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,935 >> BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO A SINGING COMPETITION. 492 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:27,672 YOU GOT TO GET THE BEST IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO BE IN A 493 00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:30,542 COMPETITION SO WHO BETTER THAN TO GET ARETHA FRANKLIN. 494 00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:36,681 THI WAS AT THE WOOL WORTH AS A KID. 495 00:28:36,748 --> 00:28:41,186 I SAW THAT SONG AND I SAID, I'M SINGING ARETHA FRANKLIN. 496 00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:43,421 AND NOW I'M PLAYING HER. 497 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:45,156 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHEN YOU LOOK BACK 498 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:48,626 AT THAT, DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ADVICE TO THAT YOUNG WOMAN ABOUT 499 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,261 HOW SHE'S SINGING THAT SONG? 500 00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,897 ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THAT PERFORMANCE? 501 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,999 >> YOU KNOW, I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS, OBVIOUSLY. 502 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,936 I WOULD SAY, JENNIFER, DON'T BACK YOURSELF UP, TOO. 503 00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:03,608 BECAUSE I SANG THE LEAD AND BACKED MYSELF UP. 504 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:09,681 ( SINGING AND BACKUP ) ( LAUGHTER ) 505 00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:10,882 >> Stephen: YOU CAN DO IT ALL. 506 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:14,519 YOU SAID YOU DON'T WANT JOHN TO PLAY THE SONG AND YOU JUMPED 507 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,753 RIGHT IN. 508 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:19,224 YOU WILL BE PERFORMING THE SAME VENUE AUGUST 2 IS, I BELIEVE, 509 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:23,728 BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH DOING THE NEW YORK REOPENS CONCERT, THE 510 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:25,697 HOME COMING CONCERT CELEBRATION. 511 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:26,831 >> I'M SUCH A FAN. 512 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:30,068 >> Stephen: HAVE YOU GUYS EVER PERFORMED TOGETHER BEFORE? 513 00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:32,504 >> WE HAVEN'T PERFORMED TOGETHER YET. 514 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,172 >> Jon: WE GOT TO DO IT. 515 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:35,840 I'M WAITING FOR THAT OPPORTUNITY. 516 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:37,041 I'M SUCH A FAN. 517 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:38,743 >> Stephen: LET'S TRY TO FIGURE OUT AN OPPORTUNITY IN 518 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:39,944 JUST A MINUTE. 519 00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:42,847 BUT RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOT TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF A COMMERCIAL 520 00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:43,314 BREAK. 521 00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:44,749 DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 522 00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:47,619 BACK WITH JENNIFER JENNIFER AND SHE IS GOING TO BURN THE PLACE 523 00:29:47,685 --> 00:29:50,488 TO THE GROUND. 524 00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:51,055 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 525 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,202 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 526 00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:09,941 WE'RE BACK HERE WITH THE STAR OF THE NEW FILM "RESPECT," JENNIFER 527 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:13,945 JENNIFER IS IT TRUE THAT BECAUSE ARETHA PLAYED YOU LEARN TO PLAY 528 00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:16,147 PIANO WITH THIS ROLE. 529 00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:18,983 >> YES, IT WAS THE MOST UNNATURAL PART TO ME SO I SAID I 530 00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:21,085 HAD TO START WITH THE PIANO FIRST. 531 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,454 >> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE ANY INSTRUMENTAL TRAINING. 532 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:27,959 >> EARLY ON IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND EVERY ONE IN MY FAMILY PLAYED BY 533 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:30,528 EAR BUT I NEVER DEVELOPED THAT PART. 534 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:32,363 I HAD THE PASSION FOR SINGING NOT PLAYING. 535 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:35,700 NOW SINCE PLAYING HER, IT'S GIVEN ME A NEW PASSION TO WANT 536 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:36,901 TO PLAY MORE. 537 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:39,771 >> Stephen: ONE TO HAVE THE CHALLENGING THINGS ABOUT PLAYING 538 00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:48,246 PIANO FOR YOU, I WOULD IMAGINE, IS CAN I SEE YOUR HANDS, PLEASE? 539 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:50,481 >> WELL, I GOT TO HAVE MY NAILS, NOW. 540 00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:54,619 >> Stephen: THEY'RE NOT JUST LONG, THEY'RE REALLY POINTY. 541 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:55,453 >> YEAH. 542 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,487 >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU PLAY THE PIANO. 543 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:58,256 >> I WAS A CAT, TOO, NOW. 544 00:30:58,323 --> 00:31:01,659 >> Stephen: DO YOU PLAY WITH YOUR MIDDLE KNUCKLE? 545 00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:05,597 >> UNFORTUNATELY THE NAILS GET CAUGHT IN BETWEEN THE KEYS SO IF 546 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:09,033 YOU HEAR A WRONG NOTE THAT'S THE NAIL AND HIT OTHER NOTES. 547 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,135 SO I'M SURE YOU DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM. 548 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:15,373 >> Stephen: DIDN'T OCCUR TO YOU TO TAKE THOSE OFF? 549 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,976 >> MY PIANO TEACHER IS CAN YOU TAKE OFF THE NAILS? 550 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:18,843 NO. 551 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:19,811 NO. 552 00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:22,947 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: DID YOU SING WITH 553 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,115 ARETHA AT ANY POINT? 554 00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:27,919 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I NEVER GOT TO SING WITH HER BUT I GOT TO 555 00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:30,054 TRIBUTE HER I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES AND GOT TO OPEN UP 556 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:33,458 FOR HER RIGHT AFTER I WAS ELIMINATED FROM AMERICAN IDOL. 557 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:35,994 THAT WAS MY VERY FIRST TIME MEETING HER. 558 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:39,430 >> Stephen: YOU ELIMINATED AND IMMEDIATELY OPENED UP FOR HER IN 559 00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:40,632 A CONCERT. 560 00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:43,268 >> YEAH, I THINK THE SHOW WAS STILL HAPPENING, AND THEN SHE 561 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:47,872 ALLOWED ME TO OPEN UP FOR HER IN HER SHOW, SO I GOT TO SEE HER 562 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:52,277 SING AND I GOT TO OPEN UP THE SHOW, AND THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME 563 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:56,014 MEETING HER AND GIVE HER FLOWERS, OF COURSE. 564 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,651 >> Stephen: I WANT EVERYONE TO REMEMBER YOU OSCAR WINNER 565 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:01,953 JENNIFER HUDSON CAME IN SEVENTH. 566 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:04,589 >> SEVENTH PLACE, A PROUD OF IT! 567 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:05,456 YES, SIR! 568 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:07,425 >> Stephen: LUCKY SEVEN. 569 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:09,527 ( APPLAUSE ) NOW, SINCE YOU'RE PLAYING ARETHA 570 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:12,830 FRANKLIN, YOU KNOW ARETHA FRANKLIN, YOU HAVE HER VOICE IN 571 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:16,000 YO YOUR HEAD, BUT OWE HEAR JENNIFER HUDSON SINGING, YOU 572 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,869 KNOW IT'S JENNIFER HUDSON. 573 00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:22,440 HOW DOES JENNIFER HUDSON BE HER TRUE SELF SINGING ARETHA. 574 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:23,608 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 575 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:27,211 HOW ABOUT THIS, IN YOUR MIND WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 576 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:31,449 YOUR VOICES HOW ARETHA WOULD DO "NATURAL WOMAN" AND HOW YOU 577 00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:32,617 WOULD DO IT? 578 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:37,255 >> OKAY I HAD A COACH AND HE TOLD ME ARETHA SINGS FROM THE 579 00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:39,390 TOP OF HER HEAD. 580 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:41,626 I SAID, WHERE DO I SING FROM? 581 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:42,927 HE SAID, YOUR FEET. 582 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,630 >> Stephen: I DON'T UNDERSTAND, NOT BEING A SINGER 583 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:46,798 MYSELF. 584 00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:48,266 >> I PROBABLY COULD SHOW YOU BETTER THAN I COULD TELL YOU. 585 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:51,536 CAN I SHOW YOU? 586 00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:52,337 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> COME ON! 587 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:54,605 >> Stephen: LET'S GO! 588 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:55,406 AAAHHH! 589 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:57,108 AND THEN, YOU GOING TO HELP ME DOWN? 590 00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:59,544 CAN I PLAY ON YOUR KEYS? 591 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:02,880 OH, MY GOD! 592 00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:06,417 REMEMBER I HAVE THESE NAILS, OKAY? 593 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,585 DON'T FORGET THAT PART. 594 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,455 AND JOHN IS STANDING HERE WATCHING ME. 595 00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:11,222 ARETHA PLAYED. 596 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:11,889 I PECK. 597 00:33:11,956 --> 00:33:12,657 LET'S BE CLEAR. 598 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:15,126 AND THIS IS MY SINGER RIGHT HERE. 599 00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:17,862 SO TO GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE PLAYED WITH 600 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,731 HEELS ON. 601 00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:23,801 JON, DON'T BE WATCHING ME, OKAY. 602 00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:25,970 ARETHA WAS MORE. 603 00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:32,009 ♪♪ ♪ LOOKIN' OUT ON THE MORNING 604 00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:34,812 RAIN ♪ AND JENNIFER EVER WOULD SING ♪ 605 00:33:34,879 --> 00:33:40,318 ♪ I USED TO FEEL SO UNINSPIRED ♪ ♪♪ 606 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:46,324 ♪ AND WHEN I KNEW I HAD TO FACE ANOTHER DAY ♪ 607 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:51,629 ♪ LORD, IT MADE ME FEEL SO TIRED ♪ 608 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:58,836 ♪ BEFORE THE DAY I MET YOU ♪ ♪ LIFE WAS SO UNKIND ♪ 609 00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:03,174 ♪ BUT YOU'RE THE KEY TO MY PEACE OF MIND ♪ 610 00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:10,148 ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL ♪ ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL ♪ 611 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:18,589 ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN ♪ 612 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:24,195 ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL ♪ ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL ♪ 613 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:33,638 ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN ♪ 614 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:37,975 >> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 615 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:40,978 ♪♪ ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL ♪ 616 00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:52,590 ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL ♪ ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A 617 00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:58,763 NATURAL WOMAN ♪ ♪ 618 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:04,602 ♪ WHOO... ♪ ♪♪ 619 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:05,670 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 620 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,035 >> Stephen: AND NOW PERFORMING THE TITLE 621 00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:40,238 TRACK FROM THE NEW MOVIE, "RESPECT," JENNIFER HUDSON! 622 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:43,441 >> HIT ME! 623 00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:45,877 Y'ALL CAN PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. 624 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:52,116 ♪♪ THIS IS A CELEBRATION! 625 00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:56,954 ♪ WHAT YOU WANT? 626 00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:59,657 BABY, I GOT IT ♪ WHAT YOU NEED 627 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:04,896 DO YOU KNOW I GOT IT ♪ ALL I'M ASKIN' 628 00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:07,632 IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT ♪ WHEN YOU COME HOME 629 00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:09,500 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ HEY, BABY 630 00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:10,501 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ WHEN YOU GET HOME 631 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:14,505 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ MISTER 632 00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:18,476 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ I AIN'T GONNA DO YOU WRONG 633 00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:20,177 WHILE YOU'RE GONE ♪ I AIN'T GONNA DO YOU WRONG 634 00:36:20,244 --> 00:36:26,150 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA ♪ BUT ALL I'M ASKIN' 635 00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:27,585 IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT ♪ WHEN YOU COME HOME 636 00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:29,320 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ YEAH, BABY 637 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,788 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ WHEN YOU GET HOME 638 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,925 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ YEAH 639 00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:36,961 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU 640 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:42,500 ALL OF MY MONEY ♪ AND ALL I'M ASKIN' 641 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:46,404 IN RETURN, HONEY ♪ IS TO GIVE ME MY PROPERS 642 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:51,909 WHEN YOU GET HOME ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT 643 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:57,114 YEAH, BABY ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT 644 00:36:57,181 --> 00:37:07,158 YEAH JUST A LITTLE BIT 645 00:37:07,224 --> 00:37:12,563 YEAH JUST A LITTLE BIT 646 00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:15,933 ♪ OOH, YOUR KISSES SWEETER THAN HONEY 647 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:16,867 ♪ AND GUESS WHAT? 648 00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:22,506 SO IS MY MONEY ♪ ALL I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME 649 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:26,978 IS GIVE IT TO ME ♪ WHEN YOU GET HOME 650 00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:37,221 RE, RE, RE, RE ♪ YEAH, BABY 651 00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:38,456 ♪ WHEN YOU GET HOME, NOW JUST A LITTLE BIT 652 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:40,858 ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME 653 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,093 ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T TAKE CARE, T.C.B. 654 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,094 ♪ OH SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME 655 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,063 ♪ SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME A LITTLE RESPECT 656 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:49,133 ♪ SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME 657 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,270 ♪ WHOA, BABE JUST A LITTLE BIT 658 00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:54,739 ♪ JUST A LITTLE RESPECT JUST A LITTLE BIT 659 00:37:54,805 --> 00:38:00,678 ♪ I GET TIRED JUST A LITTLE BIT 660 00:38:00,745 --> 00:38:08,586 ♪ KEEP ON TRYIN' JUST A LITTLE BIT 661 00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:12,223 ♪ YOU'RE RUNNIN' OUT OF FOOLIN' JUST A LITTLE BIT 662 00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:13,991 ♪ AND I AIN'T LYIN' JUST A LITTLE BIT 663 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:15,993 ♪ WHEN YOU COME HOME ♪ OR YOU MIGHT WALK IN 664 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:21,899 RESPECT, JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ AND FIND OUT I'M GONE 665 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:33,911 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ HEY 666 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:41,318 YEAH ♪ ♪ ANYBODY WANT SOME RESPECT ♪ 667 00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:45,923 ♪ DO YOU WANT SOME RESPECT ♪ ♪ CAN YOU SAY IT ♪ 668 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:46,557 ♪ YEAH! 669 00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:49,794 ♪ ♪ JUST A LITTLE IT ♪ 670 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:52,930 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ 671 00:38:52,997 --> 00:39:01,839 ♪ I GOT TO HAVE SOME RESPECT ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 672 00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:06,510 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ 673 00:39:06,577 --> 00:39:09,413 ♪ ♪ ♪ SAY, HEY ♪ 674 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,684 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ 675 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:22,893 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ ♪ HEYYYYYY! ♪ 676 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:29,266 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪ 677 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,501 >> Stephen: "RESPECT" IS IN THEATERS TOMORROW! 678 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:34,171 JENNIFER HUDSON, EVERYBODY! 679 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:35,239 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 680 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:50,154 >> Stephen: WELL, THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. 681 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,222 GOOD NIGHT.