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>> PLEASE STAY HOME SIEP BULL
SUNDAY, THAT'S THE WORD FROM
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DR. ANTHONY FAUCI SAYING NOW IS
NOT THE TIME TO BE AROUND ANYONE
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NOT IN YOUR BUBBLE.
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>> THE TELEPHONE
BUCCANEERS-- THE TAMPA BAY
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BUCCANEERS HAVE A SECOND SUPER
BOWL TIGHT NELL FRANCHISE
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HISTORY.
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>> AND TOM BRADY DOESN'T PASS
THE TORCH QUITE YET TO MAHOMES,
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DOES HE.
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>> Jon: WELL IT'S TIME
TONIGHT.
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♪ THE GAME IS DONE.
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♪ IT WAS A HARD FOUGHT BOTTLE
AND TAMPA BAY WON.
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♪ I THROUGH A BIG PARTY BUT NO
ONE COULD COME.
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♪ NOW I'M STUCK WITH, SOME
FRIENDS STAY HOMED TONIGHT.
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♪ I'M READY.
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♪ I WAS READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL.
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♪ I GOT.
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♪ THE FOOTBALL.
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>> YOU CAN DO THIS.
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YOU KNOW DAD HOW WHENEVER WE'RE
WATCHING FOOTBALL TOGETHER I
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ALWAYS SAY HEY, YOU WANT A BEER?
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WELL, THE WORDS I REALLY WANT TO
AND A BEER?
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WELL, THE WORDS I REALLY WANT TO
AND A BEER?
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♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
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>> I LOVE YOU DAD.
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>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW" WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT SUPER BOWL
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SPECIAL.
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STEPHEN WELCOMES ROBERT
DOINY-- DOWNEY, JR.
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MUSICAL GUEST METALLICA AND
STEPHEN GIVES THE COLBERT
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QUESTIONERT TO TIFFANY HAD DISH.
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AND JON BATTISTE AND STAY HUMAN.
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NOW LIVE ON STAGE FROM THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER, IT'S STEPHEN
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COLBERT.
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL LATE
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SHOW.
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MI YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT AND
MI SO EXCITED TO BE HERE BECAUSE
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WE'RE COMING TO YOU ON A RARE
SUNDAY NIGHT LATE SHOW AFTER
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WHAT MANY HAVE CALLED THE MOST
SUPER OF ALL BOWLS, THE SUPER
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BOWL.
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NOW, THERE YOU GO, YOU MAY HAVE
NOTICED, THIS LITTLE GUY IN OUR
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OPENING CREDITS, THAT IS OUR
EXCLUSIVE DANCING FOOTBALL
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ROBOT, BLEEP-BLORP.
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THAT'S ENOUGH, MY METALLIC
FRIEND.
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HIT THE WORK BENCH.
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THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
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ANYWAY, IF YOU ARE A FOOTBALL
FAN, AND FOR THE NEXT HOUR, YOU
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BET I AM, YOU PROBABLY KNOW THAT
ANOTHER NETWORK OUT THERE HAS A
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SIMILAR DANCING ROBOT MASCOT.
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DOESN'T MATTER WHO HAD ONE FIRST
ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT THEY
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HAVE VERY GOOD LAUERS.
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SO WE HAD TO MAKE OUR OWN OWN
ROBOT ON A BUDGET WITH SOME
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CARDBOARD BOXES AND DRYER
TUBING.
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AND TONIGHT BLEEP-BLORP WILL
APPEAR ANY TIME I SAY THE WORDS
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SUPER BOWL.
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HEY, THERE HE GOES.
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THAT HE-- JIMMY, THAT'S A LITTLE
LOUD, A LITTLE INTENSE.
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CAN WE TAKE THE ENERGY DOWN JUST
A LITTLE BIT, JUST A NOTCH?
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OKAY, THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO
MELLOW, CAN YOU JUST SPLIT THE
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DIFF.
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OKAY, THAT'S-- THANKS, THANKS
BLEEP-BLORP, JIMMY, PLEASE.
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THANKS.
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LIKE EVERYTHING DURING THE
PANDEMIC, THE GAME WAS A LOT
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DIFFERENT THIS YEAR.
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THERE WERE CARDBOARD CUT OUTS IN
THE STANDS, PLAYERS HAD TO
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QUARANTINE AND INSTEAD OF
GATORADE THE WINNING COACH WAS
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DOUSED WITH HAND SANITIZER.
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THE PANDEMIC'S ALSO BEEN HARD ON
TONIGHT'S HOST CITY TAMPA,
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ESPECIALLY ON ONE OF ITS BIGGEST
INDUSTRIES, STRIP CLUBS TAM
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HAS-- TAMPA HAS BEEN CALLED THE
JIGGLE JOINT CAPITAL OF THE
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COUNTRY.
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COW.
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THAT'S QUITE A A NAME, WHAT THE
HELL, NEW YORK, WE'RE THE BIG
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APPLE WHEN WE COULD HAVE BEEN
THE BIG JIGGLY.
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THANK AS LOT, DE BLASIO.
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NOW USUALLY THE STRIPIN INDUSTRY
RAKES IN A TON OF DOUGH DURING
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THE SUPER BOWL.
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PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT TWERK.
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I DON'T-- I DON'T HAVE ANY
SINGER ELS.
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-- SINGLES.
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GO AWAY.
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AS I WAS SAYING, THE BIG GAME IS
USUALLY A BOOM TIME FOR THE BOOM
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BOOM ROOMS BUT DUE TO THE
PANDEMIC, TAMPA'S STRIP CLUBS
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HAD TO TAKE SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS
LIKE ENFORCING STRICT MASK
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RULES, HIRING EXTRA SECURITY,
AND IN AN ATTEMPT TO CREATE MORE
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SPACE FOR PATRONS, ERECTING A
TENT IN THE PARKING LOT.
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EVIDENTLY, THE PARKING LOT IS
WHAT PEOPLE IN TAMPA CALL THEIR
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PANTS.
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THE PRECAUTIONS WEREN'T JUST
LIMITED TO CUSTOMERS, THROUGHOUT
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THE WEEKEND, DANCERS HAD THEIR
TEMPERATURES CHECKED REGULARLY
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OKAY, IT IS A GOOD IDEA BUT IT
MIGHT KILL THE MOOD.
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PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE, SHY
CHEYENNE SHE IS HOT, SERIOUSLY
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SHE HAS A RAGEK TEMPERATURE,
LET'S GET HER OFF THE STAGE
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PLEASE, ANYWAY, BACK TO THE
SUPER BOWL, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T
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MEAN TO SAY THE TRIGGER FACE
THAT TIME.
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JIMMY, CAN WE JUST KILL IT.
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>> KILL MODE INITIATED.
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>> Stephen: BLEERP BLORP!
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NO, NO KILLING, GO AWAY.
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ANYWAY, ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS
OF THE BIG FOOTBALL GAME WE
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WATCHED TONIGHT IS THE PLAYER
INTRODUCTIONS WHEN ONE BY ONE WE
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GET TO MEET THE
>> PATRICK MAHOMES II, TEXAS
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TECH UNIVERSITY.
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DAMIEN WILLIAMS, MAYER MASON
HIGH SCHOOL.
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TYREEK HILL, PEARSON, GEORGIA.
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SAMMY WATKINS, CLEMSON.
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MECOLE HARDMAN, UNIVERSITY OF
GEORGIA.
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TRAVIS KELCE, CLEVELAND HEIGHTS,
OHIO.
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>> Stephen: YOU SEE?
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GREAT, YOU LEARN SO MUCH, LIKE
THEIR NAME, THEIR COLLEGE, AND
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THE MAXIMUM POSSIBLE SIR COME
FERENCE OF A HUMAN NECK.
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BUT I REALLY FEEL LIKE THESE
INTROS LACK THE PIZAZZ THAT THE
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PLAYERS IN THE BIG GAME DESERVE.
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AND I THOUGHT WHAT IF FAMOUS
DIRECTORS SHOT THESE INSTEAD.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE?
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WELL, IF YOU CAN, STOP IT.
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THIS IS TV.
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WE DO THE IMAGINING FOR YOU.
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JIM?
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>> "A LATE SHOW"
PRESENTS: "GREAT DIRECTORS
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DIRECT THE PLAYER INTROS."
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>> EVERYBODY WAS DOING PLAYER
INTRODUCTIONS.
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THERE WAS VICTOR CRUZ.
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>> HOW YA DOIN', UMASS.
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>> MARKUS KUHN.
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WE CALLED HIM "THE STEAMROLLER,"
ON ACCOUNT OF HE'S FROM
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MANNHEIM.
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>> GUTEN TAG.
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>> JONNY CASILLAS AND HIS GUYS.
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>> UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.
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>> LORENZO CARTER, THE KID.
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>> UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.
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>> AND THERE WAS FOLORUNSU
FATUKASI, ALSO THE KID, ON
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ACCOUNTS THAT THEY WAS BOTH THE
KIDS.
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>> UCONN.
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>> AND BENNY TWO-TIMES, WHO GOT
THAT NICKNAME 'CAUSE HE SAID
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EVERYTHING TWICE LIKE.
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>> NOTRE DAME, NOTRE DAME.
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>> OBSERVE BENNETT JACKSON.
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THE POSITION HE PLAYS IS SAFETY,
BUT NOTHING CAN BE CONSIDERED
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SAFE IN A VAST, INDIFFERENT
UNIVERSE WHERE THE STARS BLINDLY
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RUN.
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TO CONSIDER ONESELF SAFETY IS TO
LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DESTINY.
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UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.
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>> LET ME TAKE A WILD GUESS,
HERE.
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YOU'RE BRETT, RIGHT?
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>> NO, ACTUALLY.
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I'M FOLORUNSO FATAKASI.
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UCONN.
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>> CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON
BRETT!
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>> DID YOU MEAN BENNET JACKSON,
UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME?
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>> I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A
( BLEEP ) THING.
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>> OKAY.
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>> YOU WERE SAYING?
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>> AS I WAS SAYING, I'M FOLO--
UCONN.
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>> I'M JONATHAN CASILLAS!
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UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN!
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♪ ♪ ♪
>> ALL THE FOOTBALLERS GATHERED
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IN PREPARATION OF FOR THE FIRST
OF WHAT WAS SURE TO BE MANY
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QUARTERS.
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THERE WAS VICTOR CRUZ, THE
ENIGMATIC WIDE RECEIVER.
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LORENZO CARTER, THE ICONOCLASTIC
LINEBACKER.
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CARTER LOVED NOTHING MORE THAN
CHASING A QUARTERBACK.
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HE HAS BEEN ONE OF THE GIANTS'
GO TO PASS RUSHERS.
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AND NEXT SEASON, HE'S HOPING TO
RUSH MORE.
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MARKUS KUHN, THE ECCENTRIC
DEFENSIVE TACKLE.
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>> I AM NOT "ECCENTRIC."
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>> THE "DEFENSIVE" DEFENSIVE
TACKLE.
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>> THE "DEFENSIVE" DEFENSIVE
TACKLE.
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>> OH, HOWDY BIG FELLA!
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MARKUS KHUN, N.C. STATE!
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>> Stephen: WE'VE GOT A GREAT
SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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MY GUESTS ARE ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
AND TIFFANY HADDISH.
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BUT WHEN WE RETURN, "A LATE
SHOW" COMES TO THE RESCUE OF ONE
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SMALL BUSINESS A SUPER BUMP,
STICK AROUND, A LOT MORE OF THE
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LATE SHOW'S SUPER BOWL SPECIAL.
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JIMMY, JIMMY, PLEASE.
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PLEASE, I'M A MARRIED MAN.
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I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT.
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>> "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
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WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."
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LET'S SAY HELL TO JON BATISTE.
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WHAT AN AMAZING GAME.
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>> Jon: IT'S HIS TORIC, IT'S
INCREDIBLE, WHAT A GAME.
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>> Stephen: I'M STILL ON A
HIGH FROM THAT.
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YOU KNOW THAT ONE PLAY?
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THAT-- THAT GAME CHANGER?
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>> Jon: A HARKS OF COURSE.
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>> Stephen: WE HAVE INSTANT
REPLAY RIGHT LEER OF THAT.
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THERE YOU GO.
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LOOK AT THE FOOT WORK.
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LOOK AT THE EXPLOSIVE SPEED.
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>> Jon: LOOK AT THAT CIRCULAR
MOTION.
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>> Stephen: YOU ONLY GET THAT
IN THE BIG SHOW, IS THAT WHAT
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YOU CALL T THE BIG SHOW.
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NO ONE CALLS IT THE BIG SHOW.
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WE DO NOW.
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WE DO NOW.
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>> Jon: THAT'S CALLED-- .
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>> Stephen: I THINK THAT IS
CALLED DOSEE DOE.
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>> Jon: YEAH, THE OLD PLAY
BOOK.
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>> Stephen: RIGHT, JON, YOU
HAVE ANY FOOTBALL MUSIC,
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ANYTHING PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR?
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>> Jon: OH YEAH, I WAS GOING
TO PLAY THAT, BUT WE HAVE TO
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CLEAR THAT ONE.
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HA!
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>> Stephen: JON BATISTE,
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EVERYBODY, THANK YOU, JON.
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>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH.
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>> Stephen: OF COURSE
OF COURSE, TONIGHT WASN'T JUST
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ABOUT WATCHING FOOTBALL,
DRINKING BEER AND EATING CHIPS.
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IT WAS ALSO ABOUT WATCHING
COMMERCIALS THAT SELL US BEER
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AND CHIPS.
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NOW, I LOVE OUR ADVERTISERS-- AS
IT SAYS IN MY CONTRACT.
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BUT THESE BIG COMPANIES AREN'T
THE ONES WHO NEED SUPPORT RIGHT
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NOW.
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IT'S SMALL BUSINESSES OUT THERE
THAT HAVE BEEN HURT THE MOST IN
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THIS PANDEMIC.
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BUT OF COURSE A SMALL BUSINESS
COULD NEVER AFFORD THE MILLIONS
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PRODUCE AND RUN AN AD ON CBS
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WHICH IS WHY WE HERE AT "A LATE
SHOW" HAVE DECIDED TO PICK ONE
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AND JUST GIVE IT TO THEMMENT
TONIGHT AN ACTUAL SMALL BUSINESS
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THE PANDEMIC WILL GET THEIR VERY
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OWN, VERY REAL HIGH OCTANE
SUPERSUNDAY AD.
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>> YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS.
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>> Stephen: BIG THANKS TO SAM
ELLIOTT AND TOM HANKS FOR
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROBERT
DOWNEY, JR.
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>> "A LATE SHOW" PRESENTS
PROPOSED NFL RULE CHANGES FROM
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THE PLAYERS IN THE SUPER BOWL.
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>> INSTEAD OF SHOULDER PADS
UNDER OUR JERSEY WE SHOULD HAVE
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WATER.
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THAT WOULD MAKE NORAH SOME
REPLAY.
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>> I FEEL LIKE WE ARE BODY
SHAMING HERE.
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>> YOU KNOW PITCAM?
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WHAT ARE THOSE.
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>> THIS HAS BEEN "A LATE SHOW
PRESENTS PROPOSED NFL RULE
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CHANGES FROM THE PLAYERS IN THE
SUPER BOWL.
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>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
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MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A FANTASTIC
ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM TROPIC
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THUNDER, SHERLOCK HOLMES, AND OF
COURSE AS IRONMAN.
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PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW"
ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.
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HELLO, ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.
>> MR. COLBERT, GOOD LATE
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EVENING TO YOU.
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>> GOOD EVENING TO SEE YOU TOO.
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I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON THE
SHOW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER HAD A
CHANCE TO INTERVIEW YOU BEFORE.
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THOUGH WE DID MEET BRIEFLY.
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>> AT THE GRAMMYS.
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>> Stephen: THAT IS EXACTLY
RIGHT, AT THE GRAMMYS.
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>> YEP.
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>> Stephen: I WASN'T A HOST
BUT I HAD DONE THE FIRST BIT AND
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I AM WALKING BACKSTAGE.
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>> YES.
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>> Stephen: AND WHO IS WALKING
TOWARD ME.
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>> LET'S NOT KID OURSELVES.
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WE BOTH STOPPED FLAT IN OUR
TRACKS, SEPARATED AT BIRTH, LONG
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LOST BROTHERS, DOPPELGANGER-- IT
WAS LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR,
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YOU FROZE.
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>> Stephen: I AM A FAN, I AM A
FAN.
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IT WAS LIKE WE-- OH WAIT, ONE OF
US HAS TO DIE NOW, THIS IS ONE
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OF THOSE CLONE MOVIES, NO, SHOOT
HIM, NO, SHOOT HIM.
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FOR THE PEOPLE AT HOME WHO DO
NOT KNOW HOW SERIOUSLY I TAKE
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THIS, IS THAT I HAVE SEVERAL
TIMES, I'M A FAN, NOT ONLY OF
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YOU IN GENERAL BUT OF COURSE OF
YOUR TONY STARK.
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THIS IS ME IN 2014, I DID A
WHOLE SHOW AS YOU.
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AND-- IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ROBERT
DOWNEY, JR.
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>> OH, I HAVE SEEN THAT, THAT IS
PROBABLY-- I HAVE BEEN SENT
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CLIPS FROM THAT SO OFTEN.
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AND I HAVE SEEN T AND BY THE
WAY, WELL DONE.
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>> Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK3
YOU VERY MUCH.
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I ACTUALLY, I DID IT AGAIN THIS
SUMMER.
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I ACTUALLY, I DID IT, ONE THIS
SUMMER AND YOU PAID ME A GREAT
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COMPLIMENT.
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THERE I AM AS YOU AGAIN,
ACTUALLY DID A LITTLE VIDEO OF
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ME IMITATING YOUR TONY.
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AND YOU SAID WE WELCOME OUR
NEWEST AVENGER WITH OPEN ARMS.
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WELL, OPEN ARMS, BUT SIX FEET
AWAY.
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IS THAT OFFICIAL?
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IS THAT OFFICIAL.
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I AM AN AVENGER NOW?
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>> WELL, I MEAN, IF-- DO YOU
WANT TO GET INTO IT, BECAUSE I
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HAVE BEEN THINK BEING THIS A
LOT.
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>> Stephen: I MEAN WHAT ARE
THE RESPONSIBILITIES?
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>> WELL, HERE IS THE THING,
THERE IS AN OPENING, RIGHT, COBY
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SMOLDERS PLAYS AGENT HILL,
SOMETIMES COMMANDER HILL.
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>> Stephen: SURE.
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>> I THOUGHT IF HE NEEDED A
WEEKEND ASSISTANT, RIGHT, CAP
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COLBERT, YOU HAVE A BASEBALL CAP
AND WHEN YOU WEAR T YOU PBSSESS
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THE SUPERPOWER THAT NO MAN HAS,
YOU CAN MULTITASESK AND YOU CAN
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TAKE CARE OF ALL HER STUFF.
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ANYWAY, I AM-- IT WILL GO UP TO
THE TREE.
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>> Stephen: JUST ASK,
WHATEVER, JUST A WALK-ON,
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WHATEVER, I WOULD BE VERY
GRATEFUL.
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THAT'S FANTASTIC.
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NOW IN YOUR OPINION, WHAT, HOW
WOULD TONY STARK CURE COVID?
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WHAT WOULD HE DO?
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>> NANOBOTS, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL
STUFF, NANOBOT WAS BORDERS, IT
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WOULD BE SOME-- .
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>> Stephen: BUT THEN THE
NANOBOTS WOULD BECOME SELF-AWARE
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BECAUSE YOU PUT AN AI IN THEMING
AND HOW DO YOU FIGHT THAT.
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>> YOU GOT TO, THAT IS YOU
WILLTRON.
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WE GET JAMES SPADER.
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JAMES SPADER IS GOING TO CURE
COVID.
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AND WE BOTH KNOW IT.
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>> Stephen: SURE BUT IT IS HIS
CHARACTER FROM THE BLACK LIST
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THAT DOES IT, CUZ THAT
GUY-- COVID IS NOT GOING TO MISS
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WITH HIM.
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>> IF HE WAS WEARING A CAP, NOW
WE HAVE CROSSOVER DREAMS.
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I'M PITCHING YOU AND SPADER AS
ALTERNATES ON COBY SMOLDERS
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DESK.
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RIGHT.
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>> Jon: CROSSPLATFORM SYNERGY.
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THAT IS WHAT THIS-- NOW YOU, FOR
ANYONE OUT THERE WHO HASN'T SEEN
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"END GAME" SPOILER ALERT, TONY
STARK STAVE SAICHS THE WORLD AND
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THE UNIVERSAL, REALLY.
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AND NOW DON'T MAKE ME CRY.
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DON'T MAKE ME CRY.
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I JUST WATCHED IT LAST WEEKEND.
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AND WATERWORKS.
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I CAN'T HELP IT.
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I CAN'T HELP IT.
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IT IT TRULY IS, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT A TOWERING ACHIEVEMENT
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THOSE TEN YEARS, HOWEVER, THE
THOUSAND MOVIES BUT TEN YEARS.
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>> IT IS 20 SOMETHING FILMS OVER
A DECADE.
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BUT THAT IS THE THING, AND THE
GLORY OF IT IT, IS IT REALLY IS
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THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO BUILD UP AN
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EXPECTATION OVER A DECADE WITH
AN AUDIENCE THAT IS ALSO GROWING
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UP WITH THE PROPERTY.
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I MEAN YOU KNOW STAR WARS, THEY
HAD A BIG GAP, AND SO THEY HAD
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SOME CATCHING UP TO DO.
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AND THEN AND NOW THEY ARE KIND
OF IN A GREAT PLACE.
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BUT IT IS JUST THAT SWEET
BUTTON.
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BUT I WILL TELL YOU, WHAT DO
THEY SAY, HAIR CLUB PRESIDENT
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BUT ALSO A MEMBER.
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THE GREATEST THING FOR ME,
BECAUSE AS A FELLOW, I LOVE THIS
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STUFF.
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I GEEK OUT OVER IT.
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WAS I GOT TO EXPERIENCE IT BY
PLAYING IT, YOU KNOW.
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>> Stephen: UH-HUH.
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>> AND IT WAS JUST
UNFORGETTABLE.
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>> Stephen: WELL NOW, YOU ARE
ATTEMPTING TO SAVER THE WORLD IN
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REALITY.
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YOU HAVE CREATED SOMETHING
CALLED THE FOOTPRINT COALITION.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO DO WITH
IT?
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>> WELL, IN SHORT, IMAGINE A
TRIPTIC, THREE PICTURES, ONE IS
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A NONPROFIT WHICH IS FOR GRANT
MAKING AND RESEARCH.
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A MEDIA VEHICLE IN THE CENTER
WHICH IS JUST SAYING THAT WE CAN
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SUPERCHARGE OUR EFFORTS BY DOING
CONTENT ABOUT EMERGING
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TECHNOLOGIES.
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AND THEN MOST RECENTLY AT DAVOS
WE LAUNCHED SEVERAL FUNDS THE
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FAT PRINT COALITION VENTURES
WHICH IS A WAY TO SHOW THAT OUR
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SKIN IS IN IT AND HELP SCALE
TECHNOLOGIES FOR THESE EMERGING
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COMPANIES.
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>> Stephen: HAVE I NEVER BEEN
TO DAVOS, IS IT NICE?
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>> NEITHER HAVE I BUT I PUT A
WATERCOLOR OF A CHALET NEXT TO
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00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:32,833
ME.
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00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:33,875
I WOULD LIKE TO GO NEXT YEAR.
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00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,877
>> Stephen: I WOULD LIKE TO GO
ANYWHERE NEXT YEAR.
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00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:41,717
>> NEXT YEAR I'M GOING TO DAVOS
AND COLBERT AND I WILL EXACT MY
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00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,300
REVENGE.
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00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,510
TELL YOU WHAT YOU THINK.
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00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:47,514
>> Stephen: YOU SENT ME SOME
THINGS ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR NEW
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VENTURE.
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00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,433
I GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS HERE.
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00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,352
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS ONE
OF THE MOST-- SUBSTANCES IN THE
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00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:52,894
WORLD RIGHT HERE.
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00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,563
THIS IS TOILET PAPER.
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00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,733
I KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS.
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00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:01,403
THIS IS CALLED CLOUD PAPER.
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00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:08,618
>> LET'S DO IT TOGETHER IT IS
TREEFREE IT IS MADE FROM BAMBOO,
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00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:12,581
BAMBOO ABSORBS MASSIVE AMOUNTS
OF CARBON DURING ITS GROWTH AND
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00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:16,543
IT GENERATES AT MINIMUM 30% LESS
GREENHOUSE GASES.
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00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:22,049
AND I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
MY MRS.-- ISN'T THAT NICE.
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00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:25,719
>> Stephen: THIS ISN'T
NORMAL-- THIS IS NORMALLY WHERE
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I PUT IT TOO, IT'S VERY-- OH,
YEAH.
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00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,226
>> IT SMELLS GOOD, IT'S SOFT TO
THE TOUCH.
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00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,562
THIS IS THE THING, YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO SACRIFICE QUALITY FOR
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SUSTAIN ABILITY AND THEY REALLY
FIGURED IT OUT.
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>> Stephen: IT IS INCREDIBLY
COMFORTABLE.
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00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:47,240
THIS LOOKS LIKE I COULD MAKE
COCOA WITH THIS, WHAT IS THAT?
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00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:56,291
>> WELL, THAT IS AN INSECT-BASED
PREMIUM PROTEIN, MOLETOR, MALE
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00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:00,921
WORM LARVAE, THIS IS FOR
FERTILIZER AND AS YOU HAVE
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00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:07,803
THERE, THIS IS A POWDER-DERIVED
FROM THE MEALWORM AND AN INSECT
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00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:11,932
PROTEIN, JUST APPROVED BY THE EU
FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
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00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:14,893
>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT JUST
GETTING ME TO EAT DIRT, ARE YOU?
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00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,479
>> NO, MAN, I WOULDN'T PLAY YOU,
BRO.
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WE'RE LIKE ONE ENTITY NOW.
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00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:24,486
>> Stephen: IF THIS IS PROTEIN
T IS ESSENTIALLY TASTELESS, JUST
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A PROTEIN SUPPLEMENT, I COULD
PUT THIS IN A SMOOTH
435
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,574
YEAR-- SMOOTHIE OR SOMETHING.
436
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:33,120
>> I'M TELLING YOU, YEP, AND YOU
WILL BE MAKING ALL KINDS OF
437
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,371
STUFF OUT OF IT.
438
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:37,999
AND BY THE WAY, THE MAKING OF IT
IS SEVERELY REDUCING THE AMOUNT
439
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,709
OF EMISSIONS IT TAKES.
440
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:48,510
IT IS A INNOVATION JUST IN,
WE'RE DOING SOMETHING
441
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,805
INCORRECTLY, IF WE MAKE THIS
SWITCH IT IS A HUGE, HUGE
442
00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:52,556
INTERVENTION.
443
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,182
>> Stephen: WELL,
CONGRATULATIONS.
444
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,811
HOW, HOW DID YOU FIRST GET
INVOLVED IN LIKE CARING ABOUT
445
00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:58,520
THINGS?
446
00:23:58,603 --> 00:23:59,646
BECAUSE YOU ARE FROM HOLLYWOOD.
447
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:04,067
ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO CARE
ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOURSELF.
448
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:07,320
ISN'T THAT THE TAKE ON YOU GUYS?
449
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:08,155
>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
450
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:11,616
AND LOOK, THERE'S SOME TRUTH TO
THAT.
451
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:15,745
HERE IS MY-- HERE IS MY
THUMBNAIL, I'M 11, THERE IS THE
452
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,039
ICE STORMS, I'M IN CONNECTICUT.
453
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,917
IT SEEMED ODD AND OUT OF PLACE
FOR MY CHILDHOOD.
454
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:25,380
I WENT TO LOS ANGELES, DESCENDED
INTO A BOWL OF ORANGE SMOKE
455
00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:27,716
BECAUSE OF THE SMOG.
456
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:31,553
EPA WAS UP AND RUNNINGNESS
DIDN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING, I HAD
457
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:35,307
BEEN WATCHING THOSE COMMERCIALS
LIKE THE CRYING NATIVE AMERICAN
458
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,768
INDIAN IN NEW YORK, AND GIVE A
HOOT, DON'T POLLUTE, AND THEN BY
459
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:43,106
THE '90S OUT WEST I'M NOTICING
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE DONE SOME
460
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:43,899
GOOD.
461
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,734
AND I GO THERE IT IS, WE FIXED
IT.
462
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:52,324
AND DESCENDED UP MY OWN
SPHINCTER FOR SEVERAL DECADES OR
463
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:53,909
ASCENDED AS THE CASE MAY BE.
464
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,285
>> Stephen: SURE.
465
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:59,080
>> AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
THIS IS THE GREAT THING ABOUT
466
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:04,085
THE M.C. U, PLAYING SOMEONE WHO
HAS TO SOLVE AND DEAL WITH
467
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,755
EXISTENTIAL CRISES WITH
TECHNOLOGY, TO BE ABLE TO THEN
468
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:11,927
TRANSLATE THAT AND HAVE JUST A
LITTLE BIT OF CREDIBILITY BASED
469
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:15,096
ON MY GENUINE INTEREST, IT JUST
FEELS LIKE THE FUTURE.
470
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,307
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK.
471
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,601
BUT STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY,
WHEN WE COME BACK, THERE'S MORE
472
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,771
ROBERT DOWNEY, JR., THAT IS THE
NICE THING, THERE IS ALWAYS A
473
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:26,149
LITTLE MORE.
474
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:38,370
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
475
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,914
WE'RE BACK WITH ROBERT DOWNEY,
JR.
476
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:47,087
DID YOU, WHEN YOU DID IRON MAN
YOU HAD THE CELEBRATED BEGINNING
477
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,548
TO YOUR ACTING AND YOUR
PERFORMING CAREER.
478
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:54,636
AND JUST INCANDESCENTLY OUT OF
THE GATE WITH SOME OF YOUR
479
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,304
PERFORMANCES, ESPECIALLY
CHAPLIN.
480
00:25:56,388 --> 00:26:00,642
AND THEN AS YOU SAID YOURSELF,
YOU HAD A PERIOD OF TIME WHERE
481
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:05,522
YOU ASCENDED UP YOUR OWN
SPHINCTER, YOU SAID, SOMETHING
482
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:06,648
ALONG THOSE LINES.
483
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:11,653
>> WHAT WE WOULD HAVE TO GO,
ROLL THE TAPE.
484
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:16,908
>> Stephen: JIM, CAN WE ROLL
THAT BACK.
485
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:17,701
>> SPHINCTER.
486
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:18,994
>> Jon:
>> Stephen: SO YOU DISAPPEAR
487
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,537
INTO YOURSELF FOR QUITE AWHILE,
QUITE FAMOUSLY AND THEN YOU COME
488
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,956
BACK AT IRON MAN.
489
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,708
AND I KNOW YOU CAME BACK BEFORE
THAT.
490
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:29,004
BUT THEN YOU MAKE THIS HUGE
SPLASH AS IRON MAN, I REMEMBER
491
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,797
WATCHING THE SCREEN, WATCHING
YOU DO IRON MAN, BEING BLOWN
492
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:37,846
AWAY BY THAT MOVIE GOING DAMMIT,
GOOD FOR HIM BECAUSE THERE WAS
493
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:38,847
SO MUCH GOOD WILL FOR YOU.
494
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:39,556
DID YOU FEEL THAT GOOD WILL.
495
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:42,350
THAT PEOPLE WANTED YOU.
496
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,810
THEY WANTED ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.
BACK?
497
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:48,356
THEY WANTED THAT YOUNG MAN WITH
ALL THAT PROMISE TO EXPLODE AND
498
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,068
PAY OFF ALL THAT PROMISE WITH
THESE AMAZING PERFORMANCES?
499
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,486
>> I DID.
500
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:57,866
AND I BELIEVED THAT WE HAPPENED
TO BE, DESPITE CURRENT FEEDBACK
501
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:02,996
IN A VERY FORGIVING INDUSTRY.
502
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:08,543
YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY FORTUNATE
AND THAT I WAS PREINTERNET WITH
503
00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:10,587
MUCH OF MY MISBEHAVIOR.
504
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,798
BUT I THINK I ALWAYS HAD A BIT
OF A MORAL PSYCHOLOGY.
505
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:17,469
AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO KIND OF
DO THE RIGHT THING.
506
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:19,012
WHICH DOESN'T COUNT FOR MUCH.
507
00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:22,724
AND THEN I TOOK IT ON THE CHIN,
YOU KNOW.
508
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:29,731
I THINK WHENEVER YOU GET HANDED
A TRUE PERIOD OF HUMILIATION, I
509
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:33,735
THINK THAT WE, I WILL SPEAK FOR
MY OWN EXPERIENCE SEEING IT WITH
510
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,863
OTHER PEOPLE, I GIVE THEM CRED
FOR DUSTING THEMSELVES OFF.
511
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:41,242
AND I HATE TO SAY THIS, A VERY
AMERICAN THING, YOU KNOW, TO
512
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,745
BUILD UP AND BREAK DOWN AND COME
BACK.
513
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:47,874
IT IS, IN ITS OWN WEIRD WAY, IT
IS A HERO'S JOURNEY, SO BY THE
514
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:51,795
WAY, I CAN RELATE TO TONY STARK
A LOT BY THE TIME I PLAYED HIM.
515
00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:57,592
A GUY WHO NEEDED TO REALLY BE
HANDED A DOSE OF OUCH.
516
00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:58,927
>> Stephen: ROBERT DOWNEY,
JR., EVERYBODY.
517
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:02,972
WHEN WE COME BACK, TIFFANY
HADDISH DOES TH, COLBERT
518
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:03,390
QUESTIONERT.
519
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,767
STICK AROUND.
520
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,186
>> "A LATE SHOW PRESENTS THE
POST NFL RULE CHANGES FROM THE
521
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,771
PLAYERS IN THE SUPER BOWL.
522
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:15,527
>> MARIE KONDO RULE F YOU CATCH
THE BALL AND IT DOESN'T SPARK
523
00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,279
JOY, YOU HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY.
524
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:21,783
>> RUNNING BACK CAN ONLY MOVE
LIKE-- SORRY, I'M JUST REALLY
525
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,327
INTO THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT RIGHT
NOW.
526
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:27,956
>> IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY TACKLE
THE REF BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE
527
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,792
WAS A ZEBRA, NO PENALTY.
528
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,461
>> THIS HAS BEEN "A LATE SHOW
PRESENTS PROPOSED NFL RULE
529
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:37,632
CHANGES FROM THE PLAYERS IN THE
SUPER BOWL.
530
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:50,770
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW
531
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,021
SUPER BOWL SPECIAL."
532
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:57,986
WE ARE SO LUCKY RIGHT NOW TO BE
JOINED BY THE ONE, THE ONLY MISS
533
00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:58,820
THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
534
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:02,365
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
535
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:05,160
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
I LOVE TALKING TO YOU, YOU ARE
536
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,704
ONE OF THE GUESTS WHO I ALWAYS
HAVE MORE ENERGY AFTER THE SHOW
537
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:08,746
WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON.
538
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:12,000
YOU ARE A POWER SOURCE, YOU ARE
NOT JUST A GUEST.
539
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,669
BUT THE THING IS THAT WE ONLY
HAVE A FEW MINUTES TOGETHER.
540
00:29:14,752 --> 00:29:16,129
WE DON'T GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
541
00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:21,468
AND WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR IF NOT
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
542
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:25,013
AND SO I HAVE DEVICED AS YOU
PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW, BECAUSE
543
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:28,516
ST A PHENOMENON AT THIS POINT,
IF IS SOMETHING CALLED THE
544
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,894
COLBERT QUESTIONERT, THESE ARE
THE ESSENTIAL QUESTIONS THAT
545
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:34,522
ALLOW ME TO KNOW ANY GUEST TO
REVEAL THEIR SOUL, NOT ONLY TO
546
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,024
THE NATION BUT TO THEMSELVES.
547
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:36,941
ARE YOU READY?
548
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:41,863
ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE COLBERT
QUESTIONERT?
549
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,574
>> LET'S GO.
550
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:47,827
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE
TWO SPECIAL SUPER BOWL ADDED
551
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,037
QUESTIONS FOR TONIGHT.
552
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,749
NUMBER ONE, TIFFANY HADDISH, IF
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, LET'S START
553
00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:56,836
WITH A COIN TOSS, DO YOU PICK
HEADS OR TAILS?
554
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,378
>> HEADS.
555
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:58,880
>> Stephen: ANY REASON?
556
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:03,593
>> CUZ I THINK I GOT A NICE
HEAD.
557
00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:03,885
>> Stephen: YOU DO.
558
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:04,802
YOU DO.
559
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:11,392
OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR GO TO SUPER
BOWL SNACK?
560
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:11,935
WOW.
561
00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:14,854
>> I'M THINKING USUALLY.
562
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:15,313
VODKA.
563
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:16,397
>> Stephen: OKAY.
564
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:20,401
GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S A GREAT
SOURCE OF FIBER.
565
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:20,652
OKAY.
566
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:21,236
NOW.
567
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:24,072
>> IT IS A DISINFECT ANT.
568
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,907
>> Stephen: LET'S GET TO THE
QUESTIONERT ITSELF.
569
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:30,078
TIFFANY HADDISH, WHAT IS THE
BEST SANDWICH.
570
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,246
>> PASTRAMI.
571
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:33,248
>> Stephen: THIS IS THE RIGHT
ANSWER, HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?
572
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:39,045
>> I TAKE IT ON WHEAT, I HAVE IT
TOASTED AND YOU KNOW I PUT ALL
573
00:30:39,128 --> 00:30:43,925
KIND OF STUFF ON MY SANDWICH,
BUT IF HAS TO BE HOT.
574
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,176
>> Stephen: HOT PASTRAMI.
575
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:49,889
WHAT IS THE ONE THING THAT YOU
OWN THAT YOU REALLY SHOULD THROW
576
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,015
OUT?
577
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:54,811
>> I GOT A LOT OF UNDERWEARS I
SHOULD PROBABLY THROW OUT.
578
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,146
BUT I LOVE THEM.
579
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,440
THEY'RE MY COMFORT DRAWERS.
580
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,943
>> Stephen: AND YOU SHOULD
THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE
581
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,611
TOO COMFORTABLE?
582
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:09,117
>> WELL, BECAUSE THEY GOT HOLES
IN THEM, THERE'S SOME-- ELASTIC
583
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:09,867
SITUATIONS.
584
00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,077
>> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S MOVE
ON.
585
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:15,456
>> I'M A GIRL, BUT MY UNDERWEAR
LOOK LIKE MEN'S UNDERWEAR, I
586
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,291
WOULD SAY.
587
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:22,005
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE
SCARIEST ANIMAL?
588
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,298
>> ALLIGATOR, CROCODILE.
589
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:28,636
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
NEAR ONE IN PERSON?
590
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,804
>> UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
591
00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:32,098
I WISH I HAD A GUN JUST IN CASE
THEY TRY TO RUN UP ON ME.
592
00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:36,769
>> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES.
593
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,772
>> ORANGES CUZ THEY GOT A LOT OF
VITAMIN C AND FIEBER IN THEM.
594
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:40,982
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
595
00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:44,360
I ALWAYS GO WITH APPLE BECAUSE
YOU CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON IT.
596
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:49,991
>> YEAH, BUT ORANGES YOU CAN PUT
VODKA WITH.
597
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,995
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER.
598
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,040
>> IT MAKES AN ALCOHOLIC
BEVERAGE ALKALINE.
599
00:31:57,123 --> 00:32:01,002
>> Stephen: TIFFANY, HAVE YOU
EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR
600
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:01,294
AUTOGRAPH?
601
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:01,711
>> YES.
602
00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:04,505
>> Stephen: WHO?
603
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:05,340
>> HALLE BERRY,.
604
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:15,350
>> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT,
DID SHE SAY
605
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:22,482
>> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT,
DID SHE SAY
606
00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:29,030
YES?
607
00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:30,239
>> NO.
608
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:31,282
BUT MY GRANDMA GOT IT FOR ME, MY
GRANDMA WORKED AT-- PRIME RIB
609
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,450
RESTAURANT IN BEVERLY HILLS AND
SHE GOT IT FOR ME.
610
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,576
>> Stephen: MY MOTHER GOT
HALLE BERRY'S AUTOGRAPH FOR ME.
611
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,160
>> SHE ONLY GIVES HER AUTOGRAPH
TO OLDER WOMEN, SEE?
612
00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:34,994
>> Stephen: TRUE STORY.
613
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:36,162
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN
YOU DIE?
614
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,413
>> I THINK THAT YOUR BODY
DISINTEGRATES AND GOES AWAY AND
615
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:42,377
I THINK YOUR SOUL GOES AND HAS A
MEETING WITH THE-- I THINK YOUR
616
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,170
SOUL GOES TO HAVE A MEETING
DECIDE IF YOU SHOULD COME BACK
617
00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:47,215
OR NOT, THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO
THINK HAPPENS.
618
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:48,591
>> Stephen: OH WOW.
619
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:53,930
>> AND THEN EVERYBODY FIGHTS
OVER YOUR BELONGINGS.
620
00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:57,558
>> Stephen: THEY'RE FIGHTING
OVER ALL THAT UNDERWEAR YOU
621
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,142
DIDN'T THROW OUT.
622
00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:04,065
THIS LOOKS COMFORTABLE.
623
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,067
OKAY, EXERCISE, WORTH IT?
624
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,276
>> YES, DEFINITELY WORTH IT.
625
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:17,036
>> Stephen: DEFINITELY, CUZ
LOOK AT YOU DEFINITELY WORTH IT.
626
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:17,495
>> YEP.
627
00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:18,746
>> Stephen: OKAY.
628
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:22,208
YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT
629
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:26,129
IS IT?
630
00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:35,263
>> SKIN A MARINKY DING, SKINA MA
RINKY DOO, I LOVE YOU, SKINA MA
631
00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:37,056
RINKA DINGY DING.
632
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,267
>> I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU IN THE
MORNING.
633
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,060
♪ AND IN THE AFTERNOON.
634
00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:43,146
♪ I LOVE YOU IN THE EVENING.
635
00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:52,238
♪ UNDERNEATH THE MOON OH SKINA
MA R RINKA DINGY DINKY DING, I
636
00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:53,740
LOVE YOU.
637
00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,283
THAT IS FROM THE ELEPHANT SHOW T
IS MY FAVORITE SHOW.
638
00:33:55,366 --> 00:34:00,955
>> Stephen: THAT IS
DELIGHTFUL, FOR THE REST OF YOUR
639
00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:01,330
LIFE.
640
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:02,498
>> YES.
641
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:09,213
>> Stephen: DESCRIBE THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.
642
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:13,092
>> SUCCESSFUL, JOYOUS,
CHALLENGING, GRATIFYING AND
643
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:16,095
ABUNDANT.
644
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,264
>> Stephen: SEASON 2 OF
TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS THEY
645
00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:21,851
READY IS ON NETFLIX NOW, TIFFANY
HADDISH, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY
646
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:25,438
KNOWN, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
647
00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:26,105
>> I LOVE YOU.
648
00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:26,689
>> Stephen: HAPPY SUPER BOWL.
649
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,275
>> HAPPY SOUP SUPER BOWL.
650
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:30,985
>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WAY PERFORMANCE FROM
651
00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:31,152
METALLICA.
652
00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:37,366
>> Stephen: AND NOW, PERFORMING
THEIR ICONIC SONG "ENTER
653
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:41,329
SANDMAN," METALLICA.
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♪ SAY YOUR PRAYERS, LITTLE ONE
DON'T FORGET, MY SON
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♪ TO INCLUDE EVERYONE
I TUCK YOU IN, WARM WITHIN
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♪ KEEP YOU FREE FROM SIN
'TIL THE SANDMAN HE COMES
670
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♪ SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT
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♪ EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
672
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♪ TAKE MY HAND
WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND
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♪ SOMETHING'S WRONG
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SHUT THE LIGHT
♪ HEAVY THOUGHTS TONIGHT
676
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AND THEY AREN'T OF SNOW WHITE
♪ DREAMS OF WAR, DREAMS OF LIARS
677
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DREAMS OF DRAGON'S FIRE
♪ AND OF THINGS THAT
678
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WILL BITE, YEAH
♪ SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
679
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GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT
♪ EXIT LIGHT
680
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ENTER NIGHT
♪ TAKE MY HAND
681
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WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND
♪ NEVER NEVERLAND
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NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP
♪ NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP
691
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PRAY THE LORD MY SOUL TO KEEP
♪ PRAY THE LORD MY SOUL TO KEEP
692
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:16,210
IF I DIE BEFORE I WAKE
♪ IF I DIE BEFORE I WAKE
693
00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:19,547
PRAY THE LORD MY SOUL TO TAKE
♪ PRAY THE LORD MY SOUL TO TAKE
694
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HUSH, LITTLE BABY
♪ DON'T SAY A WORD
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AND NEVER MIND THAT
♪ NOISE YOU HEARD
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IT'S JUST THE BEASTS
♪ UNDER YOUR BED
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IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD
♪ EXIT LIGHT
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ENTER NIGHT
♪ GRAIN OF SAND
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EXIT LIGHT
♪ ENTER NIGHT
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TAKE MY HAND
♪ WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND
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YEAH
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♪ BOO
YEAH, YEAH
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♪ YO, OH
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WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND
♪ TAKE MY HAND
706
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WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND
♪ TAKE MY HAND
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708
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,968
>> Stephen: METALLICA,
EVERYBODY!
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YOU SEE?
710
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THEY BRING IT.
711
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:52,431
WELL, THAT'S IT FOR "A LATE
SHOW," EVERYBODY.
712
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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NFL.
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DID YOU IT.
714
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JOIN US TOMORROW WITH MY GUEST
QUEEN LATIFAH.
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GOOD NIGHT.
716
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♪ THANK YOU FOR THAT COURTESY,
AND YOUR COURTESY TO BE HERE
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TONIGHT.
718
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>> IT WAS A TOTAL HOOT, MAN, I'M
HAVING AN OUT OF BODY
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EXPERIENCE.
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I WILL HAVE TO HOSE MYSELF DOWN.
721
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>> Stephen:
EXCELLENT,-- EXSWLENLT, GOOD
722
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LUCK WITH THAT.
723
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