1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:04,087 >> EVERY STATE HAS DIFFERENT RULES ABOUT WHO CAN CURRENTLY 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,089 GET THE COVID-19 VACCINE AND HOW TO SIGN UP, CREATING A LOT OF 3 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:10,969 PUBLIC CONFUSION. 4 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:13,179 >> PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, "WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH 5 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,265 PEOPLE VACCINATED SO WE CAN GET BACK TO LIFE AS WE KNOW IT?" 6 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,058 >> A FORMER WISCONSIN PHARMACIST HAS AGREED TO PLEAD GUILTY WITH 7 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,060 TAMPERING WITH HUNDREDS OF DOSES OF THE MODERNA COVID-19 VACCINE. 8 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:30,447 BRANDENBERG ADMITTED TO BELIEVING IN "CONSPIRACY 9 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,948 THEORIES" AND SAYS HE WAS SCEPTICAL OF THE MODERNA 10 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,032 VACCINE. 11 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,118 >> HEAR YE, HEAR YE, ON THIS SECOND DAY OF FEBRUARY, 12 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,079 CORONAVIRUS KENNY HAS EMERGED FROM HIS BURROW, WHERE HE'S BEEN 13 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:38,997 HIDING SINCE LAST MARCH JUST TO SOCIALLY DISTANCE FROM THE OTHER 14 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,084 WOODLAND CREATURES. 15 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:47,088 THIS PROGNOSTICATOR OF PROGNOSTICATION WILL PREDICT 16 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:54,679 WHEN YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR COVID VACCINE. 17 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:55,305 IF CORONAVIRUS KEN SEES HIS SHADOW, YOU HAVE TO WAIT SIX 18 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,140 MORE MONTHS FOR A VACCINE. 19 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,350 IF HE DOESN'T SEE HIS SHADOW, YOU STILL HAVE TO WAIT SIX 20 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,602 MONTHS TO GET THE VACCINE. 21 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:04,606 NOW, IF HE SEES THREE-FOURTHS OF HIS SHADOW, IT'S AN OLD-PERSON 22 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:11,279 THUNDERDOME: TWO OLDS ENTER, ONE OLD LEAVES, VACCINATED. 23 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:15,658 LET'S SEE WHAT THE IMMUNOLOGIST OF IMMUNOLOGY HAS TO SAY. 24 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,744 AND... TURNS OUT HE'S AN ANTI-VAXER. 25 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:18,161 LET'S TURN HIM INTO A HAT. 26 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:18,661 WHERE DID HE GO! 27 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,537 HE'S GETTING AWAY! 28 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:29,672 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW 29 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:30,840 WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 30 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:37,305 TONIGHT: GROUNDHOG YEAR. 31 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:38,807 PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES ZENDAYA 32 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:42,811 AND FATHER JAMES MARTN FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY 33 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:47,982 HUMAN. 34 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,984 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER OFFICE 35 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:53,363 BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 36 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:53,947 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. 37 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,908 WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW." 38 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:58,535 I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 39 00:01:58,618 --> 00:01:59,202 IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY! 40 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,537 WE'VE GOT A HUGE SHOW TONIGHT. 41 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,373 I'M GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY RIGHT NOW. 42 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,582 WE'VE GOT ZENDAYA. 43 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:11,381 WE'VE GOT ZENDAYA, AND WE'VE GOT FARTHER JIM MARTIN A JESUIT 44 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:18,388 PRIEST COMING ON. 45 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,180 IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY! 46 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:23,393 LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY SINCE MARCH 12. 47 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,396 BUT TODAY IS ACTUAL GROUNDHOG DAY, FOR NO APPARENT REASON, 48 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:29,399 AMERICA SEEKS WEATHER PROPHECY FROM METEOROLOGICAL 49 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:35,405 PROGNOSTICATOR PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, SEEN HERE WITH NO IDEA 50 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,074 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. 51 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:39,409 IT'S BEEN A ROUGH RUN SINCE LAST GROUNDHOG DAY, SO WE ALL HAD OUR 52 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:43,413 FINGERS CROSSED FOR SOME PROMISING RODENT FORECASTING 53 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:52,255 FROM PHIL AND HIS COUNCIL OF FONDELORS. 54 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,716 BUT, SADLY, OUR HOPES FOR SPRING WERE SPURNED, BECAUSE PHIL SAW 55 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:55,216 HIS SHADOW, WHICH MEANS THERE WILL BE SIX MORE WEEKS OF 56 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:59,053 WINTER. 57 00:02:59,137 --> 00:02:59,470 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PHIL! 58 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,431 I CAN'T TAKE IT! 59 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,433 I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK INSIDE SIX MORE WEEKS STARING AT SNOW 60 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:07,270 OUTSIDE THE WINDOW! 61 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:10,106 I AM READY TO BE STUCK INSIDE STARING AT RAIN OUTSIDE THE 62 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:11,357 WINDOW! 63 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:15,111 BUT THERE IS, THERE IS A CHANCE THAT PHIL'S NOT GIVING US THE 64 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,112 STRAIGHT DOPE HERE. 65 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:23,077 YOU SEE-- STICK WITH ME, IN 2020, PHIL PREDICTED 66 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,120 AN EARLY SPRING, UT AS THE A.P. 67 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:26,122 POINTED OUT, HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A PANDEMIC. 68 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,332 WAIT A SECOND. 69 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:36,466 IS THE ASSOCIATED PRESS IMPLYING AMERICA'S PREEMINENT MAGICAL 70 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,302 WOODCHUCK ISN'T A BOARD-CERTIFIED EPIDEMIOLOGIST? 71 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:42,805 I HOPE THEY CAN BACK THAT UP WITH SOMETHING. 72 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,849 THE CEREMONY WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS YEAR. 73 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:45,767 DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, INSTEAD OF ANY GROUNDHOG GROUPIES, THE 74 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,435 AUDIENCE WAS PACKED WITH CARDBOARD CUTOUTS. 75 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:52,774 THAT MEANS THERE WERE NO PROPER WITNESSES. 76 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:54,192 I DEMAND A HAND RECOUNT OF THE GROUNDHOG! 77 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:54,692 STOP THE SHADOW! 78 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:59,489 STORM GOBBLERS KNOB! 79 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,950 ALSO, CHANGE THE NAME! 80 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:05,328 IT SOUNDS REALLY DIRTY. 81 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,538 MAKE IT SOMETHING NICER, LIKE DRIBBLER'S CROTCH. 82 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:11,542 OR STICKLER'S LICK. 83 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,295 OR DUFFLER'S MUNCH. 84 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:19,550 THERE'S BIG NEWS TODAY FROM THE BUSINESS WORLD AND THE REGULAR 85 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,178 WORLD, TOO, BECAUSE AMAZON ANNOUNCED THAT THEIR C.E.O., 86 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:26,891 JEFF BEZOS, WILL BE STEPPING DOWN. 87 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:30,353 BEFORE LEAVING OFFICE, HE WILL BE COCOONED IN BUBBLE WRAP AND 88 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:34,857 PUT IN A BOX EIGHT TIMES HIS SIZE. 89 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,026 MAYBE THROW IN A LITTLE S.D. 90 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,111 CARD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 91 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:39,404 BEZOS IS THE RICHEST MAN IN MODERN HISTORY, WORTH $196 92 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:42,490 BILLION. 93 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:47,161 THAT'S BILLION WITH AN "ILLIONMENT. 94 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,998 AND HE HAS HAD A GOOD YEAR. 95 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,708 IN FACT, HIS WORTH CLIMBED SO MUCH BETWEEN MARCH AND SEPTEMBER 96 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:59,882 OF 2020 THAT HE COULD HAVE GIVEN ALL 876,000 AMAZON 97 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:04,095 EMPLOYEES A $105,000 BONUS AND STILL HAVE BEEN WEALTHY AS HE 98 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:04,929 WAS BEFORE THE PANDEMIC. 99 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,597 KEY PHRASE THERE: "COULD HAVE GIVEN." 100 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,600 SO, ON ONE HAND, HE IS AN OBSCENELY RICH PLUTOCRAT WHO 101 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:14,939 HOARDS WEALTH AS THOSE EMPLOYEES NOT YET REPLACED BY 102 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:18,985 ROBOTS HAVE TO PEE IN BOTTLES FOR LACK OF BATHROOM BREAKS. 103 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:26,743 ON THE OTHER HAND, HE GREENLIT "FLEABAG," SO... 104 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,453 IN HIS ABSENCE, BEZOS WILL BE TURNING OVER THE REINS TO THE 105 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,039 COMPANY'S LONGTIME CLOUD-COMPUTING BOSS, ANDY 106 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,248 JASSY. 107 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:35,376 NOW, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JASSY, BUT HIS LAST NAME RHYMES WITH 108 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:44,135 "SASSY" AND SASSY JASSY SOUNDED IF FOR ME. 109 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:44,927 UPON SASSY JASSY! 110 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:50,850 I NEED A CUP OF COFFEE AFTER THAT. 111 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:53,561 IT'S BEEN A PRETTY GOOD SHOW SO FAR, PRETTY GOOD. 112 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:55,938 THIS IS MINE TO LOSE. 113 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,941 IN THE END, I'M JUST IMPRESSED THAT THE COMPANY THAT DELIVERS 114 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,401 MY DOG FOOD AND NESPRESSO PODS HAD A MORE PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF 115 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,321 POWER THAN THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. 116 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:09,952 OH, SPEAKING OF WHICH, I'VE SEEN MY SHADOW, AND I PREDICT WE'RE 117 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,120 GOING TO HAVE TWO MORE WEEKS OF IMPEACHMENT. 118 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,289 THIS MORNING, HOUSE DEMOCRATS RELEASED THEIR TRIAL BRIEF, 119 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:16,292 WHICH ARGUES "THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS SINGULARLY 120 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:20,338 RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VIOLENCE AND DESTRUCTION THAT UNFOLDED IN OUR 121 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:24,926 SEAT OF GOVERNMENT ON JANUARY 6," AS HE "SUMMONED A MOB TO 122 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,344 WASHINGTON, EXHORTED THEM INTO A FRENZY, AND AIMED THEM LIKE A 123 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:32,934 LOADED CANNON DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE." 124 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,645 YES, THEY WERE IN A FRENZY, AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT, SOME OF 125 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:36,854 THEM WERE CLEARLY LOADED. 126 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:41,901 THE BRIEF OPENS WITH A SIMPLE TIMELINE OF FACTS: THE PRESIDENT 127 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,444 REFUSES TO ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE 2020 ELECTION. 128 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,363 THE PRESIDENT INCITES INSURRECTIONISTS TO 129 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:48,533 ATTACK THE CAPITOL. 130 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:51,160 INSURRECTIONISTS INCITED BY THE PRESIDENT ATTACKED THE CAPITOL. 131 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:57,375 THE PRESIDENT IS DERELICT OF DUTY DURING THE ATTACK. 132 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,543 OKAY, THAT CHECKS OUT. 133 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:03,840 HE IS A DERELICT, AND THEY SMEARED THE CAPITOL WITH DOODY. 134 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,466 THIS AFTERNOON, THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S LAWYERS PUT OUT 135 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:13,683 THEIR OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO THE DEMOCRATS' IMPEACHMENT CHARGES, 136 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:17,186 AND THEY PROVED THEMSELVES TOP LEGAL MINDS BY ADDRESSING THE 137 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:23,526 FILING TO "THE MEMBERS OF THE 'UNITES' STATES SENATE." 138 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,695 YES, THE UNITES STATES SENATE, BOTH REPUBLICARNTS AND 139 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:29,198 DEMOCRABS. 140 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,033 UNITES STATES. 141 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,161 THE DISGRACED FORMER PRESIDENT'S TEAM ARGUED THAT "HE CANNOT BE 142 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:37,707 CONVICTED BY THE SENATE BECAUSE HE IS NO LONGER IN OFFICE." 143 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,543 SO, OKAY, ONCE YOU LEAVE A JOB, YOU'RE IMMUNE FROM PROSECUTION?" 144 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,711 CANNIBALISM? 145 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:45,840 NICE TRY, YOUR HONOR, BUT I DON'T EVEN WORK AT WHITE CASTLE 146 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,718 ANYMORE." 147 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,678 BUT THE PRESIDENT-- OH, SO GOOD. 148 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,013 RIGHT TIME OF NIGHT. 149 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:56,851 RIGHT TIME OF NIGHT, MAN ( WHISTLES ) 150 00:07:56,934 --> 00:08:00,855 STEAM, ONIONS, ALL IS FORGIVEN. 151 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,023 BUT THE PRESIDENT'S DEFENDERS GO BEYOND LEGAL ARGUMENTS. 152 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:05,234 THEY DON'T EVEN WANT THERE TO BE A TRIAL. 153 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,737 TAKE IMPEACHMENT LAWYER AND SEA CAPTAIN WHO RUNS A HEDGE FUND, 154 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,905 DAVID SCHOEN. 155 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,699 HOUSE MANAGERS, LIKE ERIC SWALLWELL, HAVE SAID THAT 156 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,784 THEY'RE GOING TO USE NEWS FOOTAGE OF THE RIOT TO PROVE 157 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,245 THEIR CASE. 158 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,582 SCHOEN BELIEVES THAT'S A BAD IDEA-- FOR AMERICA. 159 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,751 >> WE KNOW NOW, APPARENTLY, THAT MR. SWALLWELL AND THE OTHER 160 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:28,049 MANAGERS INTEND TO SHOW VIDEOTAPES OF THE RIOTS AND 161 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,175 PEOPLE CALLING IN, PEOPLE BEING HURT, POLICE OFFICERS 162 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:29,926 TALKING. 163 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:30,468 WHY DOES THE COUNTRY NEED THAT NOW? 164 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,636 WE NEED TO HEAL NOW. 165 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:32,887 WE NEED TO MOVE FORWARD. 166 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:36,891 >> Stephen: YES, HEALING COMES FROM NOT PROVIDING ANY EVIDENCE. 167 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,059 AS IT SAYS IN THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH, "FIRST, SNITCHES GET 168 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:41,771 STITCHES." 169 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,272 SCHOEN'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS AN EVIDENCE-FREE TRIAL. 170 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:49,737 SO DOES SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR, AND SPOKES-MODEL FOR THE JOWL 171 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:54,909 BRASSIERE, LINDSEY GRAHAM. 172 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:57,578 LINDSEY WAS ON THE FOX NEWS, AND HE HAD A WARNING FOR HOUSE 173 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:58,704 IMPEACHMENT MANAGERS. 174 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,623 >> TO MY DEMOCRATIC COLLEAGUES, IF YOU VOTE TO CALL ONE 175 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:01,958 WITNESS-- NONE WERE CALLED IN THE HOUSE-- GET READY FOR A LONG 176 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,960 TRIAL. 177 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:09,006 BUT IF YOU OPEN UP THAT CAN OF WORMS, WE'LL WANT THE F.B.I. TO 178 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,468 COME IN AND TELL US HOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY PREPLANNED THESE 179 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:13,844 ATTACKS AND WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE SECURITY FOOTPRINT AT THE 180 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,471 CAPITOL. 181 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:19,100 YOU OPEN UP PANDORA'S BOX IF YOU CALL ONE WITNESS. 182 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,851 >> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE, LINDSEY. 183 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,062 UPON IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE TO 184 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:23,980 INFORMATION. 185 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,440 YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHO THE GOOD GUYS ARE. 186 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:38,953 "MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO WITNESSES." 187 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,663 THERE'S THIS LITTLE FRINGE GROUP IN THE PARTY WHO BELIEVES IT'S 188 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:45,376 WRONG TO ATTACK THE CAPITOL BUILDING. 189 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,545 AND THEY'RE FOCUSING THEIR ANGER ON GEORGIA REPRESENTATIVE AND 190 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:48,713 WOMAN ZOOM-CALLING FROM THE OUTHOUSE, MARJORIE TAYLOR 191 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:49,505 GREENE. 192 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:53,676 GREENE'S A PUBLIC BACKER OF QANON. 193 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:57,471 SHE'S CLAIMED THAT MASS SHOOTINGS, INCLUDING SCHOOL 194 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,807 SHOOTINGS, WERE STAGED, AND SHE HAS SUPPORTED THE EXECUTION OF 195 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,809 DEMOCRATIC LEADERS. 196 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:04,687 SO, A MODERATE REPUBLICAN. 197 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:05,855 AND YESTERDAY, GREENE'S VIEWS INSPIRED A STRONG REACTION FROM 198 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:11,861 SENATE MINORITY LEADER AND "BODIES" EXHIBIT REJECT, MITCH 199 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:12,987 McCONNELL. 200 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:17,074 McCONNELL RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING THAT THE BASELESS 201 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,868 CONSPIRACY THEORIES GREENE SUPPORTS "ARE CANCER FOR THE 202 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,829 REPUBLICAN PARTY AND OUR COUNTRY." 203 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:25,750 YES, IT'S CANCER, BUT I WILL POINT OUT THAT FIVE YEARS AGO, 204 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:29,754 THE G.O.P. FOUND A SUSPICIOUS LUMP AND THEN NOMINATED THE 205 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:30,880 TUMOR FOR PRESIDENT. 206 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,799 McCONNELL KEPT TEARING INTO GREENE, CALLING HER BELIEFS 207 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,051 "LOONY LIES." 208 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:40,765 YOU ALSO MIGHT REMEMBER "LOONY LIES" AS THE SHORT-LIVED CLASSIC 209 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:41,807 CARTOON STARRING PORKY PIG. 210 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:52,693 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> F.D.R. EATS BABIES, FOLKS. 211 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,696 >> Stephen: THERE IS SO MUCH DIVISION IN THE REPUBLICAN 212 00:10:55,780 --> 00:11:00,576 PARTY, THEY REALLY NEED A MAN OF TRUE INTEGRITY TO UNITE THEM. 213 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,912 UNFORTUNATELY, ALL THEY'VE GOT IS HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND 214 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:09,460 MAYOR ASSURING THE TOWN THE BEACH IS MOSTLY SHARK-FREE, 215 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,753 KEVIN McCARTHY. 216 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,881 McCARTHY HAS RESISTED CALLS FROM DEMOCRATS TO KICK GREENE OFF HER 217 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,132 HOUSE COMMITTEES. 218 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:19,428 INSTEAD, HE'S PROMISING TO HAVE A "CONVERSATION" WITH HER ABOUT 219 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,555 THE MOUNTING CONTROVERSIES SOMETIME THIS WEEK. 220 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,723 WELL, THAT SHOULD BE PRODUCTIVE. 221 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,808 AS McCARTHY PROVED WITH HIS RECENT TRIP TO MAR-A-LAGO, HE 222 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,768 KNOWS HOW TO PUT HIS FOOT DOWN. 223 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,770 AND HIS KNEE DOWN, THEN HIS OTHER KNEE DOWN, SO HE CAN 224 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:33,067 SMOOCH SOME CRAZY BUTT. 225 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:33,776 McCONNELL'S NOT THE ONLY ONE UPSET WITH THE CONSPIRACY WING 226 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:38,114 OF THE G.O.P. 227 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:42,118 YESTERDAY, WE FOUND OUT THAT ROUGHLY 60-70 FORMER BUSH 228 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,830 OFFICIALS HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE THE PARTY, AND AS ONE PUT IT, 229 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:51,460 "THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AS I KNEW IT NO LONGER EXISTS." 230 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,878 YES, IT'S UNRECOGNIZABLE. 231 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:56,006 WE JUST HAD A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT WHO TOLD OVER 30,000 232 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,300 LIES ABOUT SERIOUS SUBJECTS LIKE ELECTION FRAUD AND A GLOBAL 233 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,052 PANDEMIC. 234 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,221 THE PREVIOUS REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT ONLY TOLD LIES ABOUT 235 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,390 SMALL STUFF LIKE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AND 236 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,267 GOVERNMENT-SANCTIONED TORTURE. 237 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:10,271 THOUGH, I ADMIT, BOTH MEN WERE OBSESSED WITH YELLOW CAKE. 238 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:15,860 I'M SURPRISED THESE PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED. 239 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:20,030 NOW, WE'VE ALL BEEN DOING THIS JOB FOR A WHILE NOW, AND WE'VE 240 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,323 SEEN A LOT OF EVIDENCE THAT THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR FROM 241 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,491 REPUBLICANS WAS COMING. 242 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,578 TAKE FORMER BUSH ADVISER AND PARBOILED AMERICAN, KARL ROVE. 243 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:31,083 BACK WHEN ROVE WAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE, HE SARCASTICALLY REFERRED 244 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,502 TO HIS CRITICS AS "THE REALITY-BASED COMMUNITY," AND 245 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,714 CLAIMED THAT PEOPLE LIKE HIM "CREATE OUR OWN REALITY," A 246 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:40,718 REALITY, IN WHICH I'LL POINT OUT, HE CHOSE TO BE KARL ROVE. 247 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:45,389 NOW, WHEN ROVE SAID THAT, WE ALL SAW WHERE THIS WAS HEADED. 248 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,850 BECAUSE IF THAT REPUBLICAN ADMINISTRATION COULD GET AWAY 249 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:51,353 WITH CREATING THEIR OWN LITTLE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM WITH THE█ç 250 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:57,693 MAGIC OF MAKE-BELIEVE, IT JUST GOES TO FIGURE THAT IT WAS ONLY 251 00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:01,697 A MATTER TIME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE DID IT. 252 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:06,785 IT'S JUST LIKE THE HEDGE FUND BROS GETTING MAD AT THE PEOPLE 253 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:07,995 ON REDDIT. 254 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:08,746 THEY'RE NOT UPSET THAT SOMEONE'S MAKING UP SOME ARTIFICIALLY 255 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,372 INFLATED VALUE TO GAME THE MARKET. 256 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,165 THEY'RE JUST OFFENDED THAT PEOPLE WHO AREN'T IN THEIR 257 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,334 COUNTRY CLUB ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY. 258 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,419 SO WHEN IT COMES TO CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES, YOU CAN'T 259 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,754 PUT THE GENIE BACK IN THE BOTTLE, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE 260 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:20,799 THOSE SAME REPUBLICANS 13 YEARS AGO WERE FINE WITH RUMORS THAT 261 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:25,471 THE GENIE IS A SECRET MUSLIM. 262 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:28,766 REMEMBER "SECRET MUSLIM?" THAT WAS 2007, ALONG WITH OBAMA 263 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:36,482 WAS BORN IN KENYA AND THE TERRORIST FIST BUMP, NOW KNOWN 264 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,733 AS THE ONLY WAY WE'RE ALLOWED TO TOUCH EACH OTHER. 265 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,568 SO, IF CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE, IN FACT, A CANCER ON THE 266 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,903 REPUBLICAN PARTY, PEOPLE LIKE MITCH McCONNELL AND KARL ROVE 267 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,532 HAVE SPENT THE LAST 20 YEARS SELLING CIGARETTES TO THEIR 268 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,741 BASE. 269 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:48,410 THEY TOLD MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THAT IF THEY CONSUMED THEIR 270 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,705 ALTERNATE REALITY, THEY'D BE THIS. 271 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:51,956 NOW THEY'RE ACTING ALL SHOCKED THAT INSTEAD, THEY LOOK LIKE 272 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:57,127 THIS. 273 00:13:57,211 --> 00:14:00,089 SPEAKING OF WHICH, EVERY DAY WE LEARN MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE 274 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,757 CAPITOL RIOTERS. 275 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:07,930 AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, THESE DETAILS ARE JUST SO PLAIN DUMB. 276 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,057 ACCORDING TO RECORDS OBTAINED BY CNN, SO FAR, AT LEAST EIGHT OF 277 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,894 THE PEOPLE FACING CRIMINAL CHARGES FOR THEIR INVOLVEMENT IN 278 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,605 THE EVENTS AT THE CAPITOL DID NOT VOTE. 279 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,942 WELL, GOT TO ADMIT, SEDITION IS A LOT EASIER THAN VOTING. 280 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,571 YOU DON'T HAVE TO REGISTER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE, 281 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,781 YOU'RE NOT RISKING JURY DUTY, AND YOU STILL GET A CUTE LITTLE 282 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:26,615 STICKER. 283 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,578 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 284 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:35,165 MY GUESTS AS I SAID BEFORE, ARE ZENDAYA AND FATHER JAMES MARTIN. 285 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:35,583 BUT WHEN WE RETURN, "MEANWHILE." 286 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,877 áUR()HP)OUNDy 287 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:10,784 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 288 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,620 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! 289 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,664 LET'S SAY HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE. 290 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,790 HELLO, JON. 291 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,708 AHOY, CAPTAIN. 292 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,001 PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD. 293 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:19,710 LET ME SEE. 294 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,045 GET A LITTLE CLOSER. 295 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:28,344 WHAT DOES THAT HAT SAY NOW THAT IS A REALLY GOOD LOOK. 296 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,013 ARE YOU GETTING READY FOR MARDI GRAS? 297 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:35,017 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 298 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:43,651 >> St>> Stephen: JON, CAN YOU GI ME A LITTLE SECOND LINE? 299 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:52,326 YOU CAN MATCH YOUR HAT WITH YOUR FINGERS? 300 00:15:52,409 --> 00:16:03,379 ♪ ♪ ♪ JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY. 301 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,046 >> Jon: OW! 302 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,255 >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON. 303 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,883 YOU KNOW, I SPEND THE BULK OF MY DAY WHIPPING THE DAY'S BIGGEST 304 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:08,926 STORIES INTO AN EXQUISITELY FORMED TOPICAL MERINGUE BASE, 305 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:13,013 ADDING JUST A DROP OF NEWS-WORTHY EXTRACT, THEN 306 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:17,351 BAKING IT 'TIL IT'S PERFECTLY JIGGLY IN THE CENTER BEFORE 307 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:23,232 LAYERING IT WITH CHIFFON CAKE AND FLAWLESSLY VENEERING IT IN 308 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,942 BUTTERCREAM TO CRAFT YOU THE BESPOKE SEVEN-TIERED GATEAU THAT 309 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,070 IS MY MONOLOGUE. 310 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,073 BUT SOMETIMES, JUST SOMETIMES I LIKE TO BLEND SOME EXPIRED EGGS 311 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,909 WITH A BAG OF SAWDUST, SCRAPE IN SOME OF MY WIFE'S CONGEALED 312 00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,704 TOFFEE-BUTTER HAND CREAM, THROW IT ON A HOT CAR HOOD TO HARDEN 313 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,707 UP, AND THEN DECORATE IT WITH SOME DIRTY PENNIES I FOUND UNDER 314 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:44,503 THE COUCH TO CREATE THE HEALTH-CODE VIOLATING, 315 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,716 GAS-STATION POUND CAKE OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: 316 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,051 >> QUARANTINE-WHILE! 317 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:57,224 >> Stephen: QUARANTINE-WHILE, YESTERDAY, MYANMAR WAS HIT WITH 318 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,559 A MILITARY COUP. 319 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,228 I KNOW, NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THAT, RIGHT? 320 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,438 WRONG. 321 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,734 BECAUSE A P.E. TEACHER STREAMED A WORKOUT VIDEO IN HER USUAL 322 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:10,738 SPOT ON THE MAIN ROAD OF THE CAPITAL AS THE COUP GOT 323 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,948 UNDERWAY RIGHT BEHIND HER. 324 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,742 THIS IS REAL, ACTUAL VIDEO THAT WE HAVE NOT TAMPERED WITH IN ANY 325 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:22,666 WAY: ♪ ♪ ♪ 326 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:32,593 ♪ ♪ ♪ MAN, YOU THINK YOUR PELOTON 327 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,636 COACH IS INTENSE. 328 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,264 THAT IS A VERY DEDICATED AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR. 329 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,475 "AND FOUR AND THREE AND OCCUPY THE PARLIAMENT! 330 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,059 I SEE YOU SLACKING, CINDY! 331 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:46,398 THIS GOVERNMENT ISN'T GOING TO OVERTHROW ITSELF, OKAY? 332 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,150 YOU GOT TO WANT IT!" I COULD WATCH THAT ALL DAY. 333 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,444 COULD WE WATCH IT AGAIN? 334 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,822 COULD WE WATCH IT AGAIN? 335 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,823 JIM, PLAY IT AGAIN. 336 00:17:54,907 --> 00:18:05,000 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 337 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:10,798 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 338 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:14,301 QUARANTINE WHILE, UP TO 100 PEOPLE WHO TOOK PART IN AN 339 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,638 ILLEGAL ORANGEY IN FRANCE HAVE BEEN SLAPPED BY FINDS. 340 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:22,351 SAID ONE PARTICIPANT, "OKAY BY ME DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU'RE 341 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,519 SLAPPING. 342 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,686 THE MAIN REASON TO SHUT IT DOWN IS IT TOOK PLACE BETWEEN 343 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,979 P.M. 344 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,066 AND 6:00 A.M., AND, ACCORDING TO AN INVESTIGATOR, "THE EVENT WAS 345 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:33,362 IN BREACH OF THE CURFEW... AND THERE WERE ALSO PROBLEMS WITH 346 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,322 MASKS AND SOCIAL DISTANCING." 347 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,490 WELL... YEAH. 348 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:41,745 IF YOU'RE ABLE TO ENGAGE IN AN ORGY FROM MORE THAN SIX FEET 349 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,205 AWAY, CONGRATULATIONS! 350 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:49,545 QUARANTINE-WHILE, IT'S BEEN LESS THAN A WEEK, AND ALREADY RIVAL 351 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,337 MOVIES ABOUT THE GAMESTOP STOCK MARKET EVENTS ARE BEING RUSHED 352 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,006 INTO PRODUCTION. 353 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,758 OOH! 354 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,218 THE MINUTE WE FIND OUT WHICH ONE HOLLYWOOD THINKS IS MOST LIKELY 355 00:18:56,301 --> 00:19:02,182 TO SUCCEED, LET'S ALL BUY TICKETS TO THE OTHER ONE. 356 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,227 QUARANTINE-WHILE, IF YOU HAD TO POSTPONE YOUR WEDDING DUE TO 357 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:09,398 COVID, SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUT THIS STORY'S FOR YOU, BECAUSE 358 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,526 THIS VALENTINE'S DAY, YOU CAN GET MARRIED AT A DUNKIN' 359 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,735 DRIVE-THROUGH. 360 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,280 PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO'S EVER THOUGHT, "MY WEDDING JUST WON'T 361 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,241 BE COMPLETE WITHOUT AN OFF-DUTY CONSTRUCTION CREW YELLING AT ME 362 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,450 TO HURRY THE HELL UP." 363 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,119 AND DON'T FORGET THEIR MOTTO ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT: "AMERICA 364 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,247 HUMPS ON DUNKIN'." 365 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,876 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ZENDAYA. 366 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,545 ( HUMMING ) 367 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:45,267 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 368 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,020 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO PAT LEAHY. 369 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,688 MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE YOUNGEST PERSON EVER TO WIN THE 370 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:53,317 EMMY AWARD FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA. 371 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:53,692 YOU KNOW HER FROM "SPIDER-MAN," "THE GREATEST SHOWMAN," AND 372 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:57,237 "EUPHORIA." 373 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,239 PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," ZENDAYA. 374 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,867 ZENDAYA, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 375 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,953 >> OF COURSE, THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 376 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,748 >> Stephen: NOW, THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU ACTUALLY WASN'T ON THE 377 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,418 SHOW BUT I FEEL LIKE WAS ON THE SHOW BECAUSE I DID GET TO 378 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:17,132 INTERVIEW YOU FOR THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DO NOT KNOW YET: YOU 379 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,426 ARE IN THE NEW "DUNE." 380 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:23,096 AND I INTERVIEWED YOU FOR THE PRESS RELEASE OF THE TRAILER. 381 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:23,847 >> YES. 382 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,890 >> Stephen: PRETTY DAMN EXCITING. 383 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:29,478 ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS THE "DUNE" NERDS LIKE ME ARE? 384 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:33,357 >> I HAVE BECOME A "DUNE" NERD FOR SURE. 385 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,483 I'M VERY, VERY EXCITED. 386 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:39,279 I MEAN, I FEEL SO LUCKY, INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE A PART OF 387 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,072 IT. 388 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,240 IT'S SUPA BEAUTIFUL, YOU KNOW, THING. 389 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,034 AND I'M GEEKING OUT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 390 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,786 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. 391 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,829 I CAN'T WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE IT. 392 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,164 YEAH, IT'S-- IT'S SPECIAL. 393 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:52,668 >> Stephen: WELL, IT DOESN'T COME OUT UNTIL NEXT OCTOBER, AND 394 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,630 HOPEFULLY WE CAN ALL GO SEE IT IN THE THEATERS AT THAT POINT. 395 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,174 WE DIDN'T GET A LOT OF TIME TO TALK THEM. 396 00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:01,635 I WAS TALKING WITH THE ENTIRE CAST, AND LET'S FACE IT, JOSH 397 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,846 BROLIN IS A DIVA AND WOULDN'T LET ANYONE GET A WORD IN 398 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:05,973 EDGE-WISE. 399 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,266 WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT WORKING ON THE FILM? 400 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,353 >> EVERYTHING WAS SO LOVELY. 401 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,523 TIMOTHY -- >> Stephen: HE SEEMS LIKE SUCH 402 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,732 A NICE GUY. 403 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:19,027 >> HE'S BECOME ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIEND AND HE'S LOVELY AND SO 404 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,195 TALENTED. 405 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:22,406 I THINK MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN WE WOULD HAVE THESE DANCE 406 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:27,411 PARTIES IN MY ROOM, WHERE I WOULD LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN, AND 407 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:31,415 TIMOTHY WOULD COME IN IN WITH HIS SPEAKER AND EVERYBODY WOULD 408 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:36,253 START COMING IN AND EVERYBODY WOULD START DANCING AND -- 409 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,213 >> Stephen: WHO IS THE BEST DANCER? 410 00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:41,591 CAN I GUESS? 411 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,510 IT'S JAVIER BAR DEM. 412 00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,763 >> HE PEAK IN, AND HE WAS GROOVING. 413 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,515 I WAS LIKE, OKAY, JAVIER. 414 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:49,558 HE HAD THE MOVES. 415 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,267 I WAS VERY IMPRESSED. 416 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,686 I WAS VERY IMPRESSED. 417 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:55,522 >> Stephen: NOW, DURING QUARANTINE, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 418 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:58,900 LOOKING FOR DIFFERENT WAYS TO SOOTHE THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW, 419 00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,401 JUST SOMETHING TO PASS THE TIME. 420 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,195 WE ALL FEEL LONELY. 421 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:06,074 SO WE ALL HAVE TO DO A LOT OF SELF-SOOTHING. 422 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,034 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 423 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,285 I UNDERSTAND IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH WIGS. 424 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:13,915 >> OKAY, YOU SEE, LET ME EXPLAIN MYSELFS, I FIGURED THAT I SHOULD 425 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,709 DO MORE PHYSICAL ACTIVITY, RIGHT? 426 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:21,423 I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, I NEED TO START GETTING MY BLOOD PUMPING. 427 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,383 YOU KNOW, I NEED TO BE OUTSIDE MORE. 428 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:27,095 I CAN'T JUST STAY INSIDE AND NOT DO ANYTHING ALL DAY. 429 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:32,184 SO I TOLD MY ARNG SINT, WHO IS ALSO MY BRRKT DARNELL-- WE LIVE 430 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:35,395 TOGETHER-- AND I SAID, "YOU CAN WORK ME OUT EVERY DAY. 431 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:38,273 AND EVERY DAY, BECAUSE I MISSED ACTING SO MUCH, I DECIDED TO 432 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:41,902 INSPIRE ME TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND WORK OUT I WOULD WEAR DIFFERENT 433 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:42,986 WIGS. 434 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:46,448 I WOULD WEAR A DIFFERENT WIG, COME DOWN IN A DIFFERENT 435 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:50,285 CHARACTER AND TRY TO ENTERTAIN HIM AND MAKE HIM LAUGH EVERY 436 00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:51,369 DAY. 437 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,370 >> Stephen: SO YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE WORKING OUT BUT THE 438 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:55,290 CHARACTER YOU'RE PLAYING FEELS LIKE WORKING OUT. 439 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:55,916 >> EXACTLY. 440 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,627 SOME INSPIRATION. 441 00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,961 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 442 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,588 I WAS ITCHING TO PLAY A CHARACTER. 443 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,925 >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE OF YOU MAKING AN ENTRANCE, 444 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,302 I THINK, AS ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS. 445 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:08,970 DO YOU KNOW WHICH CLIP THIS IS? 446 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,180 WHO ARE WE ABOUT TO MEET? 447 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:13,642 >> THIS IS JUST-- THIS WAS, LIKE, BECAUSE THIS WAY HAD WORN 448 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,310 TO THE MET BALL BEFORE. 449 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,561 >> Stephen: OH, SURE. 450 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,480 >> AND THIS IS MY-- THIS IS MY MODEL KAWRK THAT CAN'T HELP BUT 451 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,607 TO BE GLAMMUOUS. 452 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,608 >> Stephen: OKAY. 453 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,152 >> EVEN WHEN I WORK OUT. 454 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,780 SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY LINES IN THIS ONE. 455 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:33,662 >> Stephen: JIM, LET'S SEE ZENDAYA MAKE IT WORK. 456 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:37,624 >> THIS WALK... 457 00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:41,503 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I WANT TO TRY THAT 458 00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:43,338 WHEN YOU WORK OUT. 459 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:43,797 >> YEAH. 460 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,965 IT'S INSPIRING. 461 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:48,343 IT REALLY-- IT REALLY-- LET MOO TELL YOU, IT'S MOTIVATING. 462 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:49,427 IT GOT ME OUTSIDE. 463 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,514 >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW FILM WHICH IT'S A BIT OF A 464 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,559 RARITY THESE DAYS BECAUSE THERE'S SO LITTLE PRODUCTION 465 00:23:55,642 --> 00:24:01,773 GOING ON DURING COVID, AND YOU ACTUALLY MADE THIS WITH THE 466 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:05,694 CREATOR OF "EUPHORIA," SAM LEVINSON, AND IT'S CALLED 467 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:09,322 "MALCOLM & MARIE." 468 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,868 AND THIS WAS WRITTEN, LIKE, CONCEIVED, WRITTEN, SHOT, 469 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,203 EDITED-- EVERYTHING-- ENTIRELY IN COVID. 470 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,247 HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT? 471 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:18,874 HOW DID DO YOU IT? 472 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,542 >> WELL, I MEAN, A FEW THINGS. 473 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:25,046 I MEAN, IT KIND OF CAME ABOUT FROM THIS URGE TO KIND OF WANT 474 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,339 TO REMAIN CREATIVE. 475 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:32,095 AND I TALKED TO SAM EVERY SINGLE DAY, ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY, IN 476 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,180 THE QUARANTINE. 477 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,724 AND, YOU KNOW, ORIGINALLY WE WERE TALKING A LOT ABOUT 478 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,394 "EUPHORIA," AND HOW THE SEASON WOULD LOOK NOW, AND WERE WE 479 00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:41,104 GOING TO REWRITE IT, WHATEVER? 480 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:46,067 BECAUSE WE REALLY SOUGHT PRODUCTION ON "EUPHORIA" THE DAY 481 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,235 BEFORE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO BACK. 482 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,406 AND THE OTHER THING WAS MAYBE WANTING TO BE ABLE TO GET OUR 483 00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:54,576 "EUPHORIA" CREW BACK TO WORK, BECAUSE OUR INDUSTRY WAS SHUT 484 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:59,039 DOWN, AND ANY WAY TO GET THEM TAKEN CARE OF, THAT WOULD-- THAT 485 00:24:59,122 --> 00:24:59,998 WOULD HAVE BEEN IDEAL. 486 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,750 >> Stephen: THAT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, YEAH 487 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:05,754 >> I TALKED TO SAM AND I WAS LIKE, "IS THERE A WORLD WHERE WE 488 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:09,591 CAN SHOOT SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE YOU? WRITE HE SOMETHING AND 489 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:13,261 YOU, ME, AND MARCELL WE CAN DO IT IN MY HOUSE? 490 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:17,766 THERE WERE SOME WEIRD IDEAS THAT GOT BOUNCED AROUND, ONE WAS A 491 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:20,769 PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER WHERE I THINK I'M STILL ON DISNEY 492 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,479 CHANNEL-- WHICH I MIGHT SAVE FOR LATER. 493 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:26,608 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FOR FUN WHEN I'M 40. 494 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:30,820 BUT HE KIND OF CAME TO ME WITH THIS CONCEPT OF "MALCOLM & 495 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,113 MARIE." 496 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,658 AND THERE WAS NOTHING OTHER THAN JUST THE BARE BONES OF THE IDEA. 497 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:36,451 I SAID I LOVE IT. 498 00:25:36,534 --> 00:25:37,702 AND HE STARTED WRITING. 499 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:41,790 AND HE WROTE MAYBE 10 PAGES AT A TIME, AND HE'D CALL ME, AND WE'D 500 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,084 TALK ABOUT IT FOR HOURS. 501 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:48,838 HE'D GO BACK, WRITE, CALL ME, AND WE'D TALK ABOUT IT FOR 502 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,090 HOURS. 503 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,509 WE WAS ONLY, LIKE, 15 PAGES IN WHICH HE THOUGHT HE MIGHT BRING 504 00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:55,971 UP THE IDEA TO JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON, BECAUSE WHEN HE 505 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,515 STARTED WRITING MALCOLM, THE ONLY PERSON HE WAS WRITING IT 506 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:01,309 FOR WAS JOHN DAVID. 507 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,312 IT'S WHO HE SAW, WHO HE VISUALIZED WHEN HE WAS WRITING 508 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,313 THE CHARACTER. 509 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,815 >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP BUT WHAT IS IT ABOUT? 510 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:12,028 >> THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE IT IS KIND OF LOOK A PLAY. 511 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:14,990 AND IT IS TWO CHARACTERS. 512 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:18,201 THEY COME HOME FROM-- ONE IS A FILMMAKER. 513 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:22,539 AND THEY'RE COMING HOME FROM THE PREMIERE OF HIS FILM. 514 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:26,668 AND HE HAS FORGOTTEN TO THANK HIS PARTNER. 515 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:32,465 AND THE AFTERMATH OF THAT AND CHAOS ENSUES, UNTIL THE END OF 516 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:36,469 THE MOVIE, AND WE DON'T REALLY KNOW THE FATE OF THEIR 517 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:37,679 RELATIONSHIP. 518 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:41,558 >> Stephen: AND THE CLIP WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS THAT WHEN MARIE 519 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:45,020 IS FIRST BRINGING UP THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T MENTION-- 520 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,355 >> THIS IS A LITTLE BIT INTO IT. 521 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:51,026 THIS IS WHEN SHE'S CALLING HIM OUT FOR-- FOR SOME THINGS. 522 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,361 I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT TOO MUCH. 523 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:57,032 IT WILL MAKE SENSE WHEN YOU SEE THE MOVIE, THE CONTEXT OF IT. 524 00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,910 BUT LET'S SAY SHE'S NOT HAPPY. 525 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:06,708 >> SO TELL US, MALCOLM, HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO BREATHE LIFE INTO 526 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:07,959 THE CHARACTER? 527 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:12,339 HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO CHANNEL THE VOICE OF A YOUNG WOMAN, SO WELL, 528 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,424 SO AWE THNTICALLY? 529 00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:15,300 HMMM. 530 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:16,885 WELL, JENNIFER, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 531 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,845 I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I STOLE IT! 532 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:20,889 I RIPPED IT OFF! 533 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:25,268 NOT A LITERAL THEFT, A SPIRITUAL ONE. 534 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:26,561 YOU'RE A ( BLEEP ) FRAUD. 535 00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,438 AND THE RELATIONSHIP YOU DIDN'T THANK ME TONIGHT IS BECAUSE YOU 536 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,398 ALREADY KNOW THAT. 537 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,567 YOU HAVE NOTHING NEW TO SAY. 538 00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:35,612 ALL YOU CAN DO IS ( BLEEP ) MIMIC. 539 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:40,742 BE A ( BLEEP ) PARAKEET. 540 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:43,536 GOD FORBID YOU ARE EVER ALONE AND HAVE TO DREAM UP ANOTHER 541 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,329 ORIGINAL IDEA. 542 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:49,751 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE, MALCOLM? 543 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:54,756 >> Stephen: THIS-- THIS MOVIE IS A MASTER CLASS IN THROWING 544 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:59,469 HAHAYMAKERS IN A RELATIONSHIP. 545 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:00,595 HOWP DID YOU SHOOT IT? 546 00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:02,806 YOU WANT TO EMPLOY A CREW, THAT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 547 00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:05,600 EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET BACK TO WORK. 548 00:28:05,683 --> 00:28:07,560 HOW DID YOU SHOOT IT IN COVID? 549 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,730 WHAT WAS THAT LIKE FOR YOU AS A PERFORMER AND EVERYBODY ELSE WHO 550 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:11,856 DID IT. 551 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,568 >> WE QAWRPTED TOGETHER, WHICH FOORED US THE TIME TO WORK 552 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,821 THROUGH AND WORKSHOP THE MATERIAL AND GO THROUGH 553 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:18,696 EVERYTHING. 554 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:24,744 AND THEM WE SHOT THE FILM IN 14 NIGHTS. 555 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,956 AND IT WAS-- YEAH, I WAS DOING MY OWN HAIR AND MAKEUP. 556 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:32,794 I BROUGHT MY OWN CLOTHES TO USE FOR SET DEC. 557 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:34,754 THERE'S A PART WHERE I'M THROWING MY SHOES AROUND. 558 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,842 AND EVERYBODY WAS DOING, LIKE, FOUR JOBS AT ONCE BECAUSE, ONLY, 559 00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:41,469 IT WAS A SKELETON SCREW. 560 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,804 WE DIDN'T HAVE A SCRIPT SUPERVISOR. 561 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,391 WE WERE SHOOTING FROM-- WE GOT TO SHOOT IN ORDER, THANK 562 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,935 GOODNESS, BECAUSE THAT REALLY HELPED US REMEMBER OUR 563 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,145 CONTINUITY. 564 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,772 BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA, LIKE, YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT SEVEN 565 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:53,815 OTHER THINGS, YOU KNOW. 566 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,943 AND EVERYBODY WAS REALLY, REALLY, I MEAN, SO LOVELY. 567 00:28:57,026 --> 00:29:00,321 WE'RE ALL LUKE A FAMILY, SO EVERYBODY HAD EACH OTHER'S BACK 568 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:03,199 AND REALLY LOOKED OUT FOR EACH OTHER TO MAKE SURE WE COULD GET 569 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:03,741 IT DONE. 570 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:04,993 BUT WE DID IT SAFELY. 571 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:10,665 AND OUR CREW ALSO, YOU KNOW, GOT BACK IN ON THE MOVIE AS WELL AND 572 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:11,833 POINT ON THE MOVIE. 573 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,961 SO WE ALL KIND OF OWN THIS THING TOGETHER, WHICH IS REALLY, 574 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:15,545 REALLY SPECIAL. 575 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:16,629 >> Stephen: THAT'S GREAT. 576 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,299 YOU'RE DOING A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TYPE OF PRODUCTION 577 00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:20,425 RIGHT NOW. 578 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:23,845 I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN IN ATLANTA DOING "SPIDER-MAN THREE." 579 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,055 >> A LITTLE BIT BIGGER. 580 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,641 >> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT BIGGER. 581 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:31,311 I HAVE ASKED A MILLION PERFORMERS IN THE MARVEL MOVIES 582 00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:36,065 AND I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME 583 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:36,858 ANYTHING. 584 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,026 THAT IS A BLIND ALLEY TO GO DOWN. 585 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:42,155 BUT MY QUESTION FOR YOU IS, IS IT-- ARE YOU GOOD AT KEEPING 586 00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:43,198 SECRETS? 587 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,367 LIKE, IS THIS HARD FOR YOU TO NOT GIVE STUFF AWAY? 588 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:52,582 OR ARE YOU A LOCKBOX? 589 00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:55,835 >> HERE'S THE THING I THINK PEOPLE DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND, 590 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:58,922 I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING, EITHER. 591 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:01,090 SOMETIMES, LITERALLY, I WILL READ SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET, 592 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:05,929 AND I WILL HAVE TO TEXT OUR PRODUCERS, I WILL HAVE TO TEXT 593 00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:08,765 OUR DISPRERKT LIKE, STH TRUE?" BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T KNOW. 594 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:13,978 SO I WISH, YOU KNOW, KNOW-- I COULD OFFER A LOT OF INFORMATION 595 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:17,899 BECAUSE SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW UNLESS I SCHEDULE. 596 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:21,069 SO WE'RE SOMETIMES A LITTLE BIT IN THE DARK AS WELL. 597 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,780 >> Stephen: SO-- SO THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO KEEP A SECRET IS TO 598 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,907 NEVER HAVE ONE. 599 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,785 >> IS NEVER TELL ANYBODY. 600 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:32,080 >> Stephen: WELL, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 601 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,623 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 602 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:36,751 AND I HOPE I SEE YOU AT THE PREMIERE. 603 00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:42,715 PLEASE ASK THEM TO INVITE ME TO THE PREMIERE OF "DUNE," PLEASE. 604 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:43,091 USE YOUR PULL. 605 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,093 >> I GOT YOU. 606 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,595 >> Stephen: "MALCOLM & MARIE" PREMIERES FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. 607 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:48,763 ZENDAYA, EVERYBODY. 608 00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:49,889 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE EDITOR AT LARGE AT "AMERICA" 609 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,891 MAGAZINE, AND THE FORMER CHAPLAIN OF THE COLBERT NATION, 610 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:54,227 FATHER JAMES MARTIN. 611 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:57,188 STICK AROUND. 612 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:04,988 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 613 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:10,118 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, 614 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:10,910 WELCOME BACK. 615 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:15,290 I'M PRETTY EXCITED. 616 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:16,833 MY NEXT GUEST IS A JESUIT PRIEST AND AUTHOR AND EDITOR AT LARGE 617 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:20,795 OF "AMERICA" MAGAZINE. 618 00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:24,090 HIS LATEST BOOK IS CALLED "LEARNING TO PRAY." 619 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:29,304 PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW," FATHER JIM MARTIN. 620 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:30,847 FATHER JIM, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 621 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,473 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. 622 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,310 >> Stephen: I ASSUME AS A PRIEST YOU ARE WILLING TO 623 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:38,605 FORGIVE ME FOR BUMPING YOU BEFORE CHRISTMAS, BECAUSE WE HAD 624 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,481 THE BIDENS ON AT THE LAST MINUTE. 625 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,651 >> YES, I GIVE YOU A FULL ABSOLUTION FOR THAT. 626 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:44,360 >> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 627 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:45,528 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 628 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:51,200 >> Stephen: I INTERVIEWED YOU NINE TIMES OVER "THE COLBERT 629 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:56,080 REPORT," COMPLETISTS OF STEPHEN█ COLBERT, WE KNOW THAT YOU WERE 630 00:31:56,164 --> 00:32:00,126 THE CHAPLAIN OF COLBERT NATION. 631 00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,544 NOW WE'RE ON NETWORK. 632 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:04,505 DO I NEED TO MAKE YOU AT LEAST MONSIGNOR. 633 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:08,801 DO WE NEED TO KICK YOU UP TO BISHOP OF THE COLBERT NATION? 634 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:09,636 WHAT SHALL IT BE. 635 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:12,639 >> THAT'S A LITTLE GRAND FOR A JESUIT. 636 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:13,139 CHAPLAIN IS FINE. 637 00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:14,349 >> Stephen: REALLY? 638 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,060 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DESIRE TO WEAR THE SCARLET OR THE BERETTA 639 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:18,311 OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 640 00:32:18,394 --> 00:32:24,651 >> WE JEZ WITS MAKE A PROMISE NOT TO ASPIRE FOR HIGH OFFICE SO 641 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:25,818 CHAPLAIN IS JUST GREAT. 642 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:31,240 >> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND, THAT'S NOT QUITE-- THAT DOESN'T 643 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,283 QUITE PASS THE SMELL TEST. 644 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:37,538 WE HAVE OUR FIRST JESUIT POPE RIGHT NOW. 645 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:42,585 AREN'T YOU GUYS DOING A LITTLE BIT OF AN END ZONE DANCE WHEN HE 646 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,712 BECAME THE POPE. 647 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,090 >> HE DOESN'T STRIVE FOR IT. 648 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,384 THAT'S THE JESUIT DISTINCTION THERE. 649 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,386 >> Stephen: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW BOOK "LEARNING TO 650 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,930 PRAY ." 651 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:58,059 I ENCOURAGE COULD LEARN A ABOUT PRAYING. 652 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:01,187 I DESCRIBED MY-- I TOLD YOU WHY I PRAY. 653 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:06,234 I BELIEVE IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE, YOU DESCRIBED MY 654 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,569 PRAYING AS SOME ACADEMIC. 655 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:09,612 ( LAUGHTER ). 656 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,906 >> I'M SURE I MEANT THAT IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY. 657 00:33:11,989 --> 00:33:16,744 >> Stephen: YOU DID, BECAUSE I HAD A "I DID IT!" 658 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,247 YOU'RE LIKE, LOOSEN UP, BABY. 659 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,331 IMPROV. 660 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:21,958 WHAT ARE SOME DIFFERENT WAYS THAT PEOPLE DON'T CONSIDER 661 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,084 PRAYING. 662 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,252 I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE IN COVID RIGHT NOW, MANY PEOPLE ARE 663 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:28,172 TURNING TO THEIR FAITH, AND IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING FOR THEM 664 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:31,592 BECAUSE OF THE LIMITATIONS OF SOCIAL DISTANCING, PEOPLE DON'T 665 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:32,635 FEEL COMFORTABLE GOING TO CHURCH. 666 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:36,222 I'VE BEEN A FEW TIMES, BUT I STILL DO FEEL A LITTLE 667 00:33:36,305 --> 00:33:41,060 UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN I HEAR SOMEBODY COUGHING IN THE-- IN 668 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,019 THE SACRISTY. 669 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,856 >> THERE ARE A LOT OF DIFFERENT WAYS TO PRAY. 670 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,150 I TALK ABOUT THEM IN MY BOOK. 671 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,901 IT DEPENDS WHO YOU ARE. 672 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,778 THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO PRAY. 673 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:59,412 YOU CAN SAY THERE ARE CONTENT-HEAVY WAYS, AND MORE 674 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:02,415 MORE CONTENT-LIGHT PRAYER, WHERE YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF IN THE 675 00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:02,957 PRESENCE OF GOD. 676 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,500 IT DEPEND WHERE YOU ARE. 677 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,503 AND ALSO DEPEND ON WHERE YOU ARE IN YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE DIFFERENT 678 00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:10,757 KINDS OF PRAYER CAN APPEAL TO YOU, YOU KNOW, AT DIFFERENT 679 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,799 TIMES OF YOUR LIFE. 680 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:15,011 >> Stephen: YOU SAID THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO PRAY. 681 00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:20,141 BUT HAVEN'T THE LAST 2,000 YEARS BEEN, YOU KNOW, REPLETE WITH 682 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:23,478 BATTLES OVER THE FACT, YOU KNOW, LIKE MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH YOU 683 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:27,482 AND I BELONG TO FIGHTING WITH PERHAPS OFFSHOOTS OR OTHER GREAT 684 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:35,656 CHURCHES IN THE WORLD, LIKE THE 1054 WHERE THE GREEKS BROKE UP 685 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,618 BECAUSE WE ADDED THAT TO THE CREED. 686 00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,495 THERE ARE FIGHTS OVER THE RIGHT WAY TO PRAY. 687 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,288 LET'S NOT GLOSS OVER HISTORY HERE, JIM. 688 00:34:42,371 --> 00:34:43,331 >> THAT'S TRUE. 689 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:49,045 AND I AM NOT USED TO HEARING THAT ON LATE NIGHT. 690 00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:49,962 THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 691 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,172 >> Stephen: YOU SHOULD WATCH THE SHOW MORE. 692 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,341 WE TALK ABOUT IT ONCE A WEEK. 693 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:57,178 >> I THINK THE KEY-- CERTAINLY THERE ARE RELIGIOUS BATTLES -- 694 00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:03,309 BUT THE KEY IS THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG WAY TO PRAY, SO WHAT 695 00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:06,521 YOU FEEL DRAWS YOU INTO GOD'S PRESENCE IS FINE. 696 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:10,316 YOU SHOULDN'T SAY TO SOMEONE, "YOU SHOULDN'T PRAY THE ROSARY." 697 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,026 IT'S WHATEVER SUITS YOU BEST. 698 00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:13,319 IT'S YOUR PERSONALITY. 699 00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:16,072 DIFFERENT KINDS OF PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT KIND OF PRAYER AND 700 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,198 THAT'S OKAY. 701 00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:18,074 IT'S LIKE RELATIONSHIPS. 702 00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:20,326 YOU RELATE TO PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT WAYS. 703 00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,536 THAT'S OKAY. 704 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:25,164 IT'S BEING OPEN TO NEW WAYS OF PRAYING AND DIFFERENT WAYS OF 705 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:26,165 PRAYING. 706 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:27,834 >> Stephen: IS THERE A SURPRISING WAY OF PRAYING? 707 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,210 DOES PRAYER HAVE TO INCLUDE WORD. 708 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:32,213 >> NO, I MEAN, OFTENTIMES IT DOESN'T. 709 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:35,216 OFTENTIMES PEOPLE LIKE TO PRAY JUST IN GOD'S PRESENCE, AND IT'S 710 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:38,052 WORDLESS, AND THEY FEEL A SENSE OF GOD'S PRESENCE. 711 00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:40,847 FOR EXAMPLE, YOU GO TO THE OCEAN, AND YOU SEE THE SEA 712 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:44,725 ALMOST AS AN IMAGE OF GOD'S IMMENSITY OR VASTNESS. 713 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:48,855 I MEAN, THE OCEAN IS NOT GOD, BUT YOU CAN PRAY WITH THOSE KIND 714 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:53,901 OF IMAGES WHICH IS WORDLESS AND DRAWS YOU INTO A SENSE OF GOD'S 715 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:54,610 PRESENCE. 716 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,946 >> Stephen: THE OCEAN IS NOT GOD. 717 00:35:57,029 --> 00:36:02,243 I READ "MOBEY DICK." 718 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:07,915 WE'RE BOTH LIFELONG CATHOLICS, AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO 719 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,083 CHURCH. 720 00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:10,167 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RECEIVE COMMUNION AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR. 721 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,086 THAT'S THE RULE. 722 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,254 WHAT ABOUT NOW DURING COVID? 723 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:18,092 ARE THERE ANY SPECIAL DISPENSATIONS GOING ON OUT 724 00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:19,343 THERE? 725 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,095 >> YES, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE IT, ESPECIALLY IF 726 00:36:21,178 --> 00:36:22,263 THEY'RE ELDERLY OR SICK. 727 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:25,766 A LOT OF BISHOPS AND EVEN PASTORS HAVE TALKED ABOUT BEING 728 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,394 DISPENSED, THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IF YOU'RE IN DANGER. 729 00:36:28,477 --> 00:36:31,397 THERE'S A WONDERFUL PRAYER ABOUT SPIRITUAL COMMUNION THAT EVEN IF 730 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:36,569 YOU DON'T-- EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT THERE PHYSICALLY TO RECEIVE THE 731 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:39,530 EUCHARIST, THAT YOU HAVE A DESIRE FOR IT, AND I THINK GOD 732 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:40,281 UNDERSTANDS THAT. 733 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,074 >> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT 2021. 734 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,952 POPE DECLARED THIS YEAR THE YEAR OF ST. JOSEPH. 735 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,747 WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE? 736 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:52,460 WHY HAS HE GIVEN SAINT JOE THE BIG JOB? 737 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,921 >> HE'S VERY DEVOTED TO JOSEPH, AND I THINK JOSEPH IS THE 738 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:56,380 PERFECT SAINT FOR THE PANDEMIC. 739 00:36:56,464 --> 00:37:00,092 HE LEADS WHAT THEOLOGIANS CALL THE HIDDEN LIFE. 740 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:03,012 WE KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT JOSEPH, OTHER THAN HE WAS A 741 00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:04,305 CARPENTER. 742 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,224 HE IS GIVEN NO LINES TO SPEAK IN THE NEW TESTAMENT AND HE LEADS A 743 00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:10,770 LIFE OF GREAT SERVICE TO JESUS. 744 00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:14,815 AND WE THINK OF PEOPLE TODAY DURING COVID LEADING HIDDEN 745 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:15,650 LIVES. 746 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,860 GOD SEES THE SACRIFICES THEY'RE MAKING. 747 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,363 THEY DON'T MAKE THE FRONT PAGES OF THE NEWSPAPER AND THEY'RE 748 00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:21,572 VERY VALUABLE. 749 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:25,284 I THINK JOSEPH IS A BEAUTIFUL PANDEMIC SAINT IS THERE I LIKE 750 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:28,663 THE PATRON SAINT OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE-- OF A GOOD MARRIAGE 751 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:29,664 AND A HAPPY DEATH. 752 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,041 >> AND A HAPPY DEATH, THAT'S RIGHT. 753 00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:34,794 >> Stephen: JESUS ON ONE SIDE, MARY ON THE OTHER. 754 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:35,461 CAN'T DO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT. 755 00:37:35,544 --> 00:37:36,671 >> YOU CAN'T, RIGHT. 756 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,215 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WHEN WE COME 757 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:44,011 BACK, I WILL ASK FATHER MARTIN IF DURING COVID YOU REALLY HAVE 758 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,097 TO GIVE SOMETHING UP. 759 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:46,430 WE HAVE ALREADY GIVEN SO MUCH UP. 760 00:37:54,814 --> 00:38:01,529 ♪ ♪ 761 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:08,828 ♪ ♪ 762 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:16,544 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 763 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,213 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. 764 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,673 WE'RE BACK WITH OUR OLD FRIEND, THE AUTHOR OF "LEARNING TO 765 00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:22,174 PRAY," FATHER JAMES MARTIN. 766 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:23,426 LENT IS APPROACHING. 767 00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:33,936 THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH LOSS, SO MUCH NECESSARY DENIAL OF THINGS 768 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:34,854 WE WANT TO DO. 769 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:36,397 DO YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP SOMETHING THIS YEAR? 770 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,857 YOU AND I HAVE TALKED. 771 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:40,943 YOU ALWAYS GIVE UP-- YOU GIVE UP THREE THINGS, RIGHT? 772 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,236 WHAT ARE THEY? 773 00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:47,742 >> A JEWISH FRIEND OF MINE CALLS ME, MY FRIEND ROB AND HE ASKS ME 774 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:51,579 TO GIVE UP A FOOD, A SPICE, AND A CANDY EVERY YEAR. 775 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:54,415 >> Stephen: AND WHY DID HE WANT YOU TO GIVE THOSE UP? 776 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:57,418 >> BECAUSE WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE, MY JEWISH FRIENDS SAID 777 00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:00,087 WHO DECIDES WHAT YOU GIVE UP FOR LENT? 778 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,714 I I SAID I DO. 779 00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:03,716 THEY SAID WHERE IS THE SACRIFICE IN THAT? 780 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,468 WE SHOULD TELL YOU WHAT TO GIVE UP. 781 00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:09,430 NOW THEY DID IT, AND NOW MY FRIEND ROB AND HIS WIFE ANDREA 782 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:12,475 AND SON DANIEL, THEY CALL ME EVERY ASH WEDNESDAY IN THE 783 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:15,311 MORNING AND SAY THESE ARE THE THING YOU SHOULD GIVE UP. 784 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:16,353 THEY TELL ME. 785 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:19,523 >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW YET WHAT YOU'RE GIVING UP? 786 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:22,777 >> NO, NO, ASH WEDNESDAY THEY TELL ME. 787 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:27,782 AND I DO OTHER THINGS OBVIOUSLY, OTHER THAN GIVING UP CILANTRO. 788 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:31,452 >> Stephen: THAT WOULDN'T BE TOO HARD FOR ME BECAUSE IT 789 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:34,330 TASTES LIKE SOAP TO ME SO THAT WOULD BE OKAY. 790 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,624 JIM, IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 791 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:37,833 >> MY PLEASURE. 792 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:40,002 >> Stephen: AND I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALMOST DONE BUILDING THAT 793 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:42,046 HUT BEHIND YOU OUT OF BOOK. 794 00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:42,505 ( LAUGHTER ). 795 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:46,717 >> I'M STRUGGLING. 796 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:47,927 >> Stephen: "LEARNING TO PRAY" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 797 00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:50,513 YOU KNOW HIM 3 FATHER JAMES MARTIN, EVERYBODY! 798 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:50,971 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 799 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:55,601 THANK YOU, FATHER 800 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:03,943 LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. 801 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:05,152 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE SALMA HAYEK AND 802 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,321 JOURNALIST AND AUTHOR MARK HARRIS. 803 00:40:07,404 --> 00:40:08,489 JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 804 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:12,660 GOOD NIGHT. 805 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:16,580 >> Stephen: I KNOW THIS IS A CRAZY THING TO ASK, I'M SORRY TO 806 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,498 DO IT. 807 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:22,002 WOULD YOU SAY THE A.B.C.s ♪ A.B.C.D.E.F.G. 808 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:25,506 I'M GOING TO KEEP SINGING UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT THE PROBLEM 809 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:31,804 ♪ WHY MY AUDIO IS CUTTING OUT BUT I'M GOING TO KEEP GOING 810 00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:35,349 UNTIL I HIT MY Z. 811 00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:36,308 Captioning sponsored by CBS 812 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:37,309 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 813 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:37,434 access.wgbh.org Captioning sponsored by CBS