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>> PETER BAKER AND HIS
COLLEAGUES AT THE "NEW YORK
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TIMES" REPORT ON THE BLOWUP
BETWEEN TRUMP AND PENCE LAST
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WEDNESDAY, SHORTLY BEFORE PENCE
HEADED TO THE CAPITOL.
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>> THIS IS A QUOTE: "YOU EITHER
GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A PATRIOT
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OR YOU CAN GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AS A PUSSY.
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OR YOU CAN GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AS A PUSSY.
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>> I DEBATED ABOUT SAYING THIS,
BUT I HAVE TO.
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THIS IS THE NEWS.
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I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LANGUAGE
HERE BUT...
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I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LANGUAGE
HERE BUT...
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>> THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
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>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW
WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
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TONIGHT:
IMPEACH ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME.
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PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES.
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SAMANTHA BEE
AND PAUL MESCUL
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FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY
HUMAN.
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AND NOW, LIVE oN TAPE FROM
THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER OFFICE
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BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
STEPHEN COLBERT!
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>> Stephen: WELL, HI THERE.
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WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TO ADD A.
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"A LATE SHOW."
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I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
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ASO, WELCOME TO THE AFTERSCAPE.
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AND IT'S NOT EVEN A COOL
AFTERSCAPE, WHERE SPICE TRIBES
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IN FACE PAINT FIGHT EACH OTHER
IN SUPED-UP MUSCLE CARS ACROSS
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THE FORBIDDEN ZONE-- BUT WE ARE
IN THE DYSTOPIA.
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HERE'S THE SITUATION, FELLOW
AMERICAN CITIZENS:
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OVERNIGHT, MEMBERS OF THE
NATIONAL GUARD HAD TO SLEEP NEXT
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TO THEIR WEAPONS ON THE FLOOR OF
THE CAPITOL BUILDING.
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NOW, THAT'S TERRIBLE TO SEE.
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BUT WHAT'S ADDITIONALLY
HEARTBREAKING ABOUT THIS IS THAT
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SOME OF THESE SOLDIERS ARE
SLEEPING NEXT TO A PLAQUE
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"COMMEMORATING THE CIVIL WAR
TROOPS THAT WERE QUARTERED IN
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THE CAPITOL IN 1861, WHICH
HAPPENS TO BE THE
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LAST TIME TROOPS HAD TO SLEEP
OVER TO PROTECT THE LEGISLATORS.
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SO, TAKE HEART, NATIONAL GUARD.
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YES, YOUR BODIES AND YOUR
BRAVERY ARE THE PRIMARY DEFENSE
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AGAINST A RAGING MOB OF
HOMICIDAL YAHOOS.
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AND, YES, SOME OF THE FOLKS
YOU'VE SWORN TO DEFEND HAVE BEEN
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ACTIVELY INCITING THOSE
SEDITIONISTS.
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BUT IF THE COUNTRY SURVIVES,
THERE'S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE
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YOU'RE GETTING A PLAQUE.
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IN FACT, THERE ARE SO MANY
TROOPS GUARDING OUR CAPITOL
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RIGHT NOW THAT THE 15,000
MOBILIZED FOR INAUGURATION
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EQUALS THREE TIMES THE NUMBER OF
U.S. TROOPS IN IRAQ AND
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AFGHANISTAN COMBINED.
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WELL, THE UNITED STATES IS KNOWN
FOR SENDING IN TROOPS TO PROP UP
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FAILED STATES.
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HOPEFULLY, WE'LL GREET OURSELVES
AS LIBERATORS.
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AND WITH THIS MASSIVE MILITARY
PROTECTION IN PLACE, TODAY, THE
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HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
IMPEACHED THE PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED STATES.
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I FEEL LIKE I JUST TOOK DOWN MY
DECORATIONS FROM THE LAST
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IMPEACHMENT!
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AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF THE
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REBOOT OF MY SEGMENT NO ONE
WANTED BUT EVERYONE DESPERATELY
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NEEDED, "DON AND THE GIANT
IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE
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FURIOUS."
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>> DONALD TRUMP LOVES NAZIS.
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VERY FINE PEACHES ON BOTH SIDES.
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>> Stephen: TODAY'S VOTE IS
HISTORIC, BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST
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TIME, A PRESIDENT HAS BEEN
IMPEACHED TWICE.
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MAKES SENSE.
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THIS PRESIDENT LOVES HAVING
SECONDS.
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( RIM SHOT )
ALSO, HE'S A TRAITOR.
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I'M JUST SAYING, THE MAN HAS AN
APPETITE...
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( RIM SHOT )
FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR
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INSTITUTIONS.
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THE IMPEACHMENT ARTICLE PASSED
TODAY CHARGED THE PRESIDENT WITH
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JUST ONE THING: "INCITING
VIOLENCE AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
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OF THE UNITED STATES."
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THAT IS A PURE DERELICTION OF
DUTY, LIKE YOUR DOCTOR YANKING
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OUT YOUR I.V., OR A LIFEGUARD
DROWNING YOUR GRAMPA, OR THE
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HOST OF YOUR BOOK CLUB FAILING
TO BUY BOX WINE!
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WE WERE COUNTING ON YOU, BRENDA!
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READ THE CONSTITUTION!
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NOW, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES INCITED HIS MOB TO ATTACK
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THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.
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IT REMINDS ME OF THE CLIMACTIC
FINALE OF "STAR WARS."
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>> FIRE AT WILL, COMMANDER.
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AT US!
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( EXPLOSION )
>> Stephen: IT HAS BEEN NOTED
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THAT HIS IMPEACHMENT COMES JUST
ONE WEEK BEFORE THE PRESIDENT'S
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TERM EXPIRES.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD AT A JOB YOU
HAVE TO BE TO GET FIRED WHILE
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YOU'RE GETTING FIRED?
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"I'M SORRY, MARK, IT'S NOT
WORKING OUT.
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WE APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE
DONE FOR THE COMPANY, AND YOU'RE
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BUILDING A GALLOWS TO HANG ME.
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OKAY, THERE GOES YOUR
SEVERANCE, BUDDY!"
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THE DEMS ALLEGE THAT THE
PRESIDENT GRAVELY ENDANGERED THE
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SECURITY OF THE UNITED STATES
AND ITS INSTITUTIONS OF
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GOVERNMENT, AND THAT HE
THREATENED THE INTEGRITY OF THE
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DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM.
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IT'S TRUE.
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AND THEN HE GOT ELECTED.
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THE REPUBLICANS, FOR THE MOST
PART, TALKED ABOUT HOW THE
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PRESIDENT'S FOLLOWERS ATTACKING
TO KEEP HIM IN POWER IS BAD, BUT
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IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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AND THEY REACHED A NEW HIGH AND
LOW WITH CALIFORNIA REPUBLICAN
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CONGRESSMAN AND GUY AT THE MALL
WHO WONT LEAVE THE MASSAGE
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CHAIR, TOM McCLINTOCK.
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McCLINTOCK MADE A STATEMENT
ABOUT CALIFORNIA'S LEADERSHIP
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BEFORE HE EVEN OPENED HIS MOUTH,
WITH A MASK THAT READ, "THIS
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MASK IS AS USELESS AS OUR
GOVERNOR."
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WHICH I'M SURE HE MEANS AS A
SLAM, BUT IF YOU READ THE
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SCIENCE, IT'S ACTUALLY A
COMPLIMENT.
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GOVERNOR NEWSOM,
CONGRATULATIONS.
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HE BELIEVES YOU'RE 80% MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN NO GOVERNOR!
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THEN McCLINTOCK OPENED HIS
MASK-HOLE AND TRIED TO PLAY DOWN
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THE INSURRECTIONISTS.
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>> IF WE IMPEACHED EVERY
POLITICIAN WHO GAVE A FIERY
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SPEECH TO A CROWD OF PARTISANS,
THIS CAPITOL WOULD BE DESERTED.
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THAT'S WHAT THE PRESIDENT DID.
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THAT IS ALL HE DID.
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HE SPECIFICALLY TOLD THE CROWD
TO PROTEST PEACEFULLY AND
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PATRIOTICALLY, AND THE VAST
MAJORITY OF THEM DID.
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BUT EVERY MOVEMENT HAS A LUNATIC
FRINGE.
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>> Stephen: "LUNATIC FRINGE"?
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THERE WERE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF
PEOPLE IN THAT MURDEROUS MOB.
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THE DAY AFTER THE RIOT, A POLL
FOUND THAT 45% OF REPUBLICAN
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VOTERS BACKED THE ATTACK ON THE
CAPITOL BUILDING.
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THAT'S NOT A FRINGE!
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THAT'S ALMOST HALF THE OUTFIT!
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IF YOU WORE A SUIT THAT WAS 45%
FRINGE, YOU'D BE ARRESTED FOR
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PUBLIC INDECENCY!
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BUT AT LEAST WE'D BE ABLE TO SEE
THROUGH YOUR PANTS TO KNOW YOU
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DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS!
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THE ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL WAS SO
REPREHENSIBLE, MULTIPLE HOUSE
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REPUBLICANS SUPPORTED
IMPEACHMENT.
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AND WASHINGTON REPUBLICAN JAIME
HERRERA BUTLER SPELLED OUT
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WHAT'S KEPT REPUBLICANS SILENT
FOR FOUR YEARS: FEAR.
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>> FEAR TELLS US WHAT WE WANT TO
HEAR.
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IT INCITES ANGER AND VIOLENCE
AND FIRE.
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BUT IT ALSO HAUNTS US INTO
SILENCE AND INACTION.
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>> Stephen: TO WHICH HER G.O.P.
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COLLEAGUES RESPONDED, "SHH!
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HE'LL HEAR YOU!"
SHE TRIED TO REASSURE THEM.
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>> TRUTH, TRUTH SETS US FREE
FROM FEAR.
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TRUTH DOESN'T GUARANTEE BAD
THINGS WON'T HAPPEN, BUT IT
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DOES PROMISE TO ALWAYS PREVAIL
IN THE END.
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IT HAS NO SHADOWS WHERE DARKNESS
CAN HIDE.
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WITH TRUTH COMES LOVE, AND
WE COULD USE THAT RIGHT NOW.
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MY VOTE TO IMPEACH OUR SITTING
PRESIDENT IS NOT A FEAR-BASED
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DECISION.
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I AM NOT CHOOSING A SIDE.
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I'M CHOOSING TRUTH.
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IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT
FEAR.
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>> Stephen: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
BE SO EXCITED TO HEAR SOMEBODY
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SAY THAT THEY BELIEVE IN
OBJECTIVE TRUTH.
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EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A REPUBLICAN,
THE CONGRESSWOMAN IS STILL
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WILLING TO ADMIT THE SKY IS
BLUE.
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AND MOST OF THE ELECTORAL MAP
IS, TOO.
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BY THE WAY, SHE'S RIGHT-- THE
TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE, UNLESS
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YOU COMMITTED SEDITION.
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THEN THE TRUTH WILL PUT YOU IN
JAIL FOR A LONG TIME.
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HERRERA BUTLER JOINED OTHER
REPUBLICANS WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY
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ANNOUNCED THEIR SUPPORT FOR
REMOVING THE PRESIDENT FROM
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OFFICE.
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YESTERDAY, NEW YORK
REPRESENTATIVE JOHN KATKO SAID,
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"I CANNOT SIT BY WITHOUT TAKING
ACTION.
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I WILL VOTE TO IMPEACH THIS
PRESIDENT."
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ILLINOIS REPUBLICAN ADAM
KINZINGER EXPLAINED, "THE
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PRESIDENT BROKE HIS OATH OF
OFFICE AND INCITED THIS
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INSURRECTION.
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I WILL VOTE IN FAVOR OF
IMPEACHMENT."
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AND MICHIGAN CONGRESSMAN FRED
UPTON DECLARED, "I WOULD HAVE
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PREFERRED A BIPARTISAN, FORMAL
CENSURE RATHER THAN A DRAWN-OUT
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IMPEACHMENT PROCESS.
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I FEAR THIS WILL NOW INTERFERE
WITH IMPORTANT LEGISLATIVE
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BUSINESS AND A NEW BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION.
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BUT IT IS TIME TO SAY ENOUGH IS
ENOUGH.
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THUS, I WILL VOTE TO IMPEACH."
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FORCEFULLY SAID.
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IT REMINDS ME OF THAT STIRRING
SCENE FROM "SPARTACUS."
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>> I'M SPARTACUS!
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>> I'M SPARTACUS
>> I'M SPARTACUS!
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>> I'M SPARTACUS!
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>> I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO
HAVE TO BE SPARTACUS, GIVEN HOW
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IMPORTANT MY OWN IDENTITY IS TO
ME AND THE FEAR THAT WE MIGHT
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ALL SUFFER PUNISHMENT AT A TIME
WHEN ROME SHOULD JUST MOVE
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FORWARD, BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
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SO I, RELUCTANTLY, IS ALSO
SPARTACUS.
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I GUESS.
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>> Stephen: BUT BY FAR, THE MOST
SIGNIFICANT STATEMENT WAS THIS:
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"THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A GREATER
BETRAYAL BY A PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED STATES.
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I WILL VOTE TO IMPEACH THE
PRESIDENT."
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THAT, FROM LIZ CHENEY.
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SHE'S THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE
REPUBLICAN CAUCUS!
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SHE'S THE THIRD-RANKING
REPUBLICAN!
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SHE'S THE SECOND-RANKING CHENEY!
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THAT'S HOW AWFUL THIS
PRESIDENT IS.
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HE HAS MADE ME GRATEFUL TO
LIZ CHENEY!
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CAN WE IMPEACH HIM FOR THAT?
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( LAUGHTER )
>> IT BURNS!
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NOW, UNLIKE THE FIRST TIME TRUMP
WAS IMPEACHED, THIS IMPEACHMENT
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MIGHT NOT BE DEAD ON ARRIVAL IN
THE SENATE, THANKS TO SENATE
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MAJORITY LEADER AND GUY CREEPING
OUT EVERYONE ELSE AT THE STRIP
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CLUB MITCH McCONNELL.
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REPORTEDLY, McCONNELL HAS TOLD
ASSOCIATES IN PRIVATE THAT HE
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BELIEVES THE PRESIDENT COMMITTED
IMPEACHABLE OFFENSES AND IS
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LEANING TOWARD CONVICTING HIM.
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IT WILL ALL BE IN HIS MEMOIR
"LEANING TOWARD COURAGE."
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TURNS OUT, THE PRESIDENT
UNLEASHING HIS SUPPORTERS TO
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KILL CONGRESS WAS A BIT OF A
TURNING POINT.
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NOW THE SENATOR APPARENTLY
"HATES" THE PRESIDENT, AND
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NEVER PLANS TO SPEAK TO HIM
AGAIN.
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OH, DANG!
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BEING IMPEACHED IS ONE THING,
BUT GETTING THE SILENT TREATMENT
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FROM MITCH McCONNELL?
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THAT'S GOT TO STING.
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IMAGINE SEEING YOUR OLD PAL
MITCH AND NOT BEING GREETED WITH
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THE USUAL SUNSHINE OF...
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( AS McCONNELL )
"HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT."
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McCONNELL'S APPARENT SUPPORT FOR
IMPEACHMENT GIVES COVER FOR
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OTHERS, MEANING A DOZEN
REPUBLICAN SENATORS-- AND
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POSSIBLY MORE-- COULD ULTIMATELY
VOTE TO CONVICT THE PRESIDENT.
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YES, AND AT LEAST A DOZEN, AND
POSSIBLY MORE, IF THERE'S A SALE
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AT BOB'S SPINE BARN.
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THEY'RE VERTE-GREAT!
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ONE REPUBLICAN HOUSE MEMBER WHO
IS STICKING WITH THE PRESIDENT
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IS ALABAMA REPRESENTATIVE AND
MAN WHO WANTS YOU TO OVERTHROW
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DEMOCRACY, MO BROOKS.
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BROOKS ISN'T UPSET THAT THE
PRESIDENT INCITED THE MOB,
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BECAUSE HE WAS INCITEMENT'S
OPENING ACT.
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>> TODAY IS THE DAY AMERICAN
PATRIOTS START TAKING DOWN NAMES
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AND KICKING ASS.
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( CHEERING )
>> Stephen: NOW, BROOKS REFUSES
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TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT SPEECH,
CLAIMING THAT WHEN HE SAID
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"KICKING ASS," HE WAS TALKING
ABOUT A DONKEY.
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SAME WAY I'M TALKING ABOUT A
CHICKEN WHEN I SAY "MO BROOKS IS
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A COMPLETE COCK."
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( LAUGHTER )
BROOKS HAS SINCE CHANGED HIS
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STORY AND CLAIMED THAT HIS
REMARKS WERE ABOUT WINNING THE
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2022 AND 2024 ELECTION.
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COME ON, MO.
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YOU DON'T GET TO RILE UP A CROWD
AND TELL THEM TO KICK ASS AT THE
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CAPITOL AND THEN WHEN THEY DO,
SAY IT WAS ABOUT VOTING IN TWO
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YEARS FROM NOW.
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THAT'S LIKE C&C MUSIC FACTORY
CLAIMING THE SONG "EVERYBODY
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DANCE NOW" IS ACTUALLY ABOUT
GOING HOME AND GETTING SOME REST
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SO YOU CAN BOOGIE TO YOUR
HEART'S CONTENT AT YOUR COUSIN'S
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WEDDING NEXT SUMMER.
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AND YOU'RE NOT INVITING MO.
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HE IS IMPLICATED IN THE RALLY
HIMSELF.
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ALI ALEXANDER WENT ON THE
INTERNET TO SHARE THE CREDIT.
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>> I'M THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH
JANUARY 6 WHEN I WAS TALKING
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WITH THE CONGRESSMEN.
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IT WAS TO BUILD MOMENTUM AND
PRESSURE, AND ON THE DAY CHANGED
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HEARTS AND MINDS OF
CONGRESSPEOPLES, WHO WEREN'T YET
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DECIDED OR SAW EVERYONE OUTSIDE
AND SAID I CAN'T BE ON THE OTHER
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SIDE OF THAT MOB.
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MOB.
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>> Stephen: HE JUST IMPLICATED
REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN PAUL
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GOSAR, ANDY BIGGS, AND MO
BROOKS, ALWAYS KNOWN AS THE
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THREE COUP-GES.
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THIS NAME, MO BROOKS, WILL GO
DOWN IN INFAMIY.
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LUCKY FOR HIM, ERIN BURNETT
MICTS THE UP HER BROOKS.
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>> CERTAINLY IN THE WORDS OF MEL
BROOKS.
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>> Stephen: COME ON!
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MEL BROOKS?
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MEL BROOKS.
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BLAH HAS MEL BROOKS DONE TO
APPEAL TO FASCISTS.
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>> COME AND JOIN THE NAZI PARTY.
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> OKAY, BUT UNLIKELET PROPERTY
HE WAS JOKING.
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ANOTHER PROFILE IN JELLO IS
SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR AND
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DENETHOR WITH A HAIRCUT, LINDSEY
GRAHAM.
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IMMEDIATELY AFTER WEDNESDAY'S
VIOLENT PUTSCH, GRAHAM CAME BACK
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OUT OF THE SENATE SAFE-BUNKER
AND TOOK TO THE FLOOR TO LET
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EVERYONE KNOW THAT HE'S AGAINST
ALMOST BEING KILLED.
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>> ALL I CAN SAY IS COUNT
ME OUT.
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
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>> Stephen: ( AS GRAHAM )
"I HAVE SEARCHED MY CONSCIENCE,
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EXAMINED MY VALUES, AND I HAVE
COME TO THE PROFOUND REALIZATION
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THAT I ENJOY BREATHING.
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GRAHAM OUT!"
EXCEPT, GRAHAM BACK IN.
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BECAUSE YESTERDAY, LINDSAY FLEW
ON AIR FORCE ONE WITH THE
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PRESIDENT TO HIS SPEECH.
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SO, SIX DAYS AFTER TAKING WHAT
SEEMED LIKE A STAND, HE HOPPED
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ON THE PRESIDENT'S PLANE?
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( AS GRAHAM )
"OKAY, SOMEBODY STUFF ME IN THE
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OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT.
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GOOD THING MY SPINE FOLDS SO
EASILY AND I CONTAIN LESS THAN
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THREE OUNCES OF COURAGE."
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OH, HI.
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WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
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MY GUESTS ARE SAM BEE AND THE
STAR OF "NORMAL PEOPLE," PAUL
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MESCAL.
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BUT WHEN WE RETURN, "MEANWHILE!"
STICK AROUND.
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♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: OH, HEY.
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JUST KEEPING IT REAL.
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WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
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LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.
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HELLO, JON BATISTE.
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IT IS AN HISTORIC DAY.
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YET ANOTHER HISTORIC DAY HERE IN
THE LAND OF THE FREE, THE HOME
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OF THE BRAVE.
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HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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>> Jon: THEY JUST KEEP COMING.
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THEY JUST KEEP COMING.
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I'M FEELING VERY RAW, EXPOSED.
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MY INNARDS ARE EXPOSED.
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( LAUGHS )
IT FEELS...
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IT FEELS LIKE I'M SEARCHING FOR
MAGIC THAT IS LEFT IN THE WORLD
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THAT I HAVE FAITH IS LEFT IN THE
WORLD.
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I'M SEARCHING FOR IT.
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I WANT TO BALANCE OUT ALL THE
RIFT OF THE STUFF THAT'S COMING
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IN, WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE MAGIC
TO KIND OF HEAL MYSELF, YOU
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KNOW.
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>> Stephen: YEAH.
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I SAW A LITTLE BIT OF MAGIC
TODAY.
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WE SAW SOME PEOPLE VOTING
AGAINST THEIR OWN PERSONAL
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POLITICAL INTERESTS FOR THE GOOD
OF THE COUNTRY.
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THAT WAS-- THAT WAS SATISFYING.
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THAT MADE ME-- THAT GAVE ME SOME
HOPE.
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>> Jon: YEAH, BUT ISN'T IT
KIND OF LATE A LITTLE BIT, YOU
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KNOW?
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>> Stephen: HEY, MAN, HEY MAN,
THE 11th HOUR CONVERT GETS
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THE SAME PAY THAT THE OTHER
WORKERS IN THE VINEYARD DOES.
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DO I HAVE TO SEND YOU A BOOK?
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>> Jon: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
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>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING PATRIOTIC AT YOUR
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FINGERTIPS?
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>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.
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LET'S SEE.
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♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.
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JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.
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YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT
OF TIME LINING A PATH WITH THE
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BRIGHTEST, MOST TOPICAL CHERRY
BLOSSOMS, LAYING THEM BY THE
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NEWSIEST BUBBLING BROOK AND
CAREFULLY RAKING THE SANDS TO
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CREATE THE JAPANESE ZEN GARDEN
THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.
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BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I LIKE TO
DIG A SHALLOW PIT, LINE IT WITH
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SOME TWO BY FOURS I FOUND BEHIND
THE HOME DEPOT, FILL IT WITH
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GRAVEL AND SAND I STOLE FROM THE
SCRAPYARD, AND TOP IT ALL OFF
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WITH SOME USED CAT LITTER TO
ASSEMBLE THE DERELICT SANDBOX
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OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:
"QUARANTINE-WHILE!"
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QUARANTINE-WHILE, POLICE IN NEW
JERSEY RESPONDED TO A 911 CALL
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THAT "A FLOCK OF ANGRY CHICKENS
WAS WREAKING HAVOC AT A
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McDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU."
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YOU CALLED 911?
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YOU'RE IN A CAR.
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THEY'RE CHICKENS.
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"THE CHICKENS ARE COMING!
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WHAT DO I DO?!
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WHAT DO I-- I JUST DRIVE AWAY?
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OKAY, I WILL DO THAT, THEN."
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( LAUGHTER )
NO WORD ON WHOSE CHICKENS THEY
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WERE, BUT WHEN ANIMAL CONTROL
ARRIVED AT THE McDONALD'S, THEY
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"SAW THE CHICKENS HARASSING AND
CHASING CUSTOMERS, ALONG WITH
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PECKING AT CAR TIRES."
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FORTUNATELY, NO ONE WAS HURT,
AND THE CHICKENS WERE ROUNDED UP
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AND SAFELY GIVEN A NEW HOME.
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QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN ROBOT NEWS,
"THE PETIT QOOBO IS A CUSHIONED
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ROBOT WITH A TAIL THAT WAVES
GENTLY WHEN THE ROBOT IS PET."
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AWW, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WANTED TO
DRAW A CAT BUT THEY STARTED AT
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THE BUTT AND THEN LOST INTEREST.
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ACCORDING TO THE COMPANY, THE
QOOBO IS "DESIGNED TO OFFER
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USERS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT."
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COME ON.
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REAL CATS DON'T EVEN DO THAT!
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PLUS, YOU'LL NEED TO REGISTER IT
WITH THE AUTHORITIES IF YOU WANT
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TO TAKE IT ON A PLANE AS YOUR
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROBOT CAT ASS.
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QUARANTINE-WHILE, IT'S TIME FOR
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE
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GENITALIA-BASED QUARANTINE-WHILE
SUB-SEGMENT: "PEEN-WHILE."
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AND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT'S
ACTUALLY TIME FOR EVERYONE'S
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FAVORITE PEEN-WHILE
SUB-SUB-SEGMENT: "PEEN-JAIL."
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PEEN-JAIL, "A HACKER TOOK
CONTROL OF PEOPLE'S
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INTERNETCONNECTED CHASTITY CAGES
AND DEMANDED A RANSOM TO BE PAID
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IN BITCOIN TO UNLOCK IT."
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GETTING PAID IN BITCOIN?
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THAT'S THE SECOND STUPIDEST IDEA
I'VE HEARD!
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NOW, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, A
"CHASTITY CAGE" IS "A SEX TOY
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THAT USERS PUT AROUND THEIR
PENIS AND SOME OF THEM CAN BE
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UNLOCKED REMOTELY."
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NOT SURE HOW PEOPLE DO THAT LAST
PART, BUT IT COULD EXPLAIN WHAT
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THAT THIRD LIGHT SWITCH DOES IN
MY GARAGE.
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SO, APPARENTLY, THESE PEOPLE
HOOKED UP THEIR DONG CAGES TO
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THE 'NET, AND THEN THEY GOT
HACKED, WHICH ACTUALLY LEADS TO
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OUR PEEN-JAIL
SUB-SUB-SUB-SEGMENT:
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"WELL, YEAH."
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WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE THIS IS
GOING TO HAPPEN.
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I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING TO GIVE
CONTROL OF YOUR DEPRIVATION BOX
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TO A LOVED ONE, BUT IT'S QUITE
A LEAP OF FAITH TO SAY, "LET'S
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PUT MY JUNK IN THE CLOUD."
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ANYWAY, OBVIOUSLY, WE DON'T KNOW
EXACTLY WHO IS LOCKED IN THESE
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DEVICES, BUT IT'S PRETTY SCARY
STUFF.
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AND HERE TO DISCUSS THE MATTER
IS MY WRITER WHO BROUGHT THIS TO
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MY ATTENTION, DJANGO.
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DJANGO, WHAT DO YOU THINK--
>> WE MUST MEET THESE HACKERS'
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DEMANDS, STEPHEN.
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WHATEVER THEY WANT, JUST GIVE IT
TO THEM.
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>> Stephen: BUT DON'T YOU THINK
IT SETS A DANGEROUS PRECEDENT TO
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JUST--
>> THE NEGOTIATIONS HAVE FAILED.
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WE JUST NEED TO GIVE THESE
CYBER-TERRORISTS THEIR INTERNET
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MONEY SO THAT THIS NIGHTMARE
CAN END.
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>> Stephen: WHAT I WAS TRYING TO
SAY IS THAT IF WE APPEASE THESE
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PEOPLE NOW, IT WILL JUST TEACH
THEM THAT THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH
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DOING IT AGAIN IN THE FUTURE.
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>> THAT'S A GREAT THEORETICAL
ARGUMENT, STEPHEN.
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AND I CAN TELL THAT WHOEVER'S
MAKING IT ISN'T LOCKED IN
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SOLITARY RIGHT NOW.
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>> Stephen: DJANGO, MAYBE WE
SHOULD JUST MOVE ON.
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00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:59,132
>> SURE, SURE, YOU'RE IN A
POSITION WHERE YOU CAN SAY THAT.
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BUT, YES, LET'S CHANGE TOPICS.
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HEY, DO YOU LIKE MUSIC, STEPHEN?
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00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:18,527
>> Stephen: YEAH, OF COURSE I
DO, DJANGO.
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00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:23,031
>> WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE
FIONA APPLE ALBUM IS?
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>> Stephen: SURE.
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>> "FETCH THE BOLT CUTTERS."
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>> Stephen: THAT WAS A RAIL
LONG WALK.
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( LAUGHTER )
>> DO YOU ENJOY THE MUSIC OF
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FIONA APPLE?
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00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:32,874
>> Stephen: SURE, SHE'S GOT SOME
GOOD TUNES.
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DJANGO, EVERYBODY!
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>> I NEED OLIVE OIL, STAT!
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>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH SAMANTHA BEE.
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♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK.
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JOINING ME NOW IS THE
EMMY-WINNING HOST OF "FULL
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FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE,"
SAMANTHA BEE.
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SAMANTHA BEE, HELLO.
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>> HOW ARE YOU?
424
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,404
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, AS
GOOD-- AS GOOD AS ANYBODY SHOULD
425
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:07,909
HAVE A HOPE TO RIGHT NOW.
426
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,371
>> NO ONE CAN REALLY TRULY
ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
427
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,039
AT ALL.
428
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,916
I DON'T KNOW HOW I AM, EITHER.
429
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:20,047
>> Stephen: I HAVE-- I DON'T
ACTUALLY IS HAVE A BONE TO PICK
430
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,131
WITH YOU.
431
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:22,382
I DO WANT TO POINT SOMETHING OUT
TO YOU.
432
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:26,386
YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE FOR ENORMOUS
NEWS.
433
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,222
YOU WERE HERE THE NIGHT THAT
COMEY WAS FIRED.
434
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,768
YOU WERE HERE THE NIGHT OF THE
RELEASE OF THE MUELLER REPORT.
435
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,479
Y WERE HERE FOR THE 2020
IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.
436
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,814
AND TODAY, THE HOUSE MADE
HISTORY BY IMPEACHING THE
437
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,524
PRESIDENT A SECOND TIME.
438
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:40,400
>> STEPHEN.
439
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,610
>> Stephen: YES.
440
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:46,156
>> YOU AND I ARE LIKE AMENTOSE
AND A DIET COKE.
441
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,824
WE CANNOT-- WE CANNOT COME
TOGETHER.
442
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:52,621
WE'RE LIKE TWO GREAT TASTES THAT
TOGETHER CAUSE SOCIETAL
443
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:53,330
COLLAPSE.
444
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,206
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
445
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,625
IT'S LIKE --
>> Stephen: HOW-- SOMEBODY--
446
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,418
LIKE, WE HAVE SIMILAR JOBS.
447
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,629
>> YUP.
448
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,632
>> Stephen: WE BOTH GO ON TV
AND TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THE
449
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,300
NATIONAL CONVERSATION IS RIGHT
NOW.
450
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:09,179
AND, ALSO, KIND OF REFLECT BACK
AT THE CAMERA OUR TAKE ON THE
451
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:09,971
NATIONAL MOOD.
452
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:10,847
HOW ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
453
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,517
HOW ARE YOU APPROACHING YOUR
JOB?
454
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:20,315
>> WELL, I WILL SAY THIS, I WILL
SAY THAT I WAS SO...
455
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:24,277
NEVER GOING TO HEAR ANOTHER
PERSON SAY TO ME, "YOU MUST BE
456
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:28,031
SO HAPPY TO HAVE SO MUCH CONTENT
TO TALK ABOUT."
457
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,116
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH.
458
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,202
>> BECAUSE I WANT THIS CHAPTER
TO END.
459
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,288
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
DONALD TRUMP ANYMORE.
460
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:38,542
I WANT IT TO-- I WANT HIM TO GO
AWAY.
461
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,210
SO, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHERE I'M
AT.
462
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:44,172
I MEAN WE HAVE-- IT'S OUR FIRST
SHOW TONIGHT OF OUR NEW SEASON
463
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,340
OF THE SHOW.
464
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:46,007
>> Stephen: MAZEL TOV.
465
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,634
>> AND IT-- OH, THANK YOU.
466
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:53,640
AND IT COMES RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
ASTRIDE THIS, LIKE, HIDEOUS
467
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:56,017
MOMENT IN HISTORY.
468
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:56,560
SO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT ON
THE SHOW.
469
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:59,187
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?
470
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,690
WE'RE ACTUALLY-- I'M SURE IT'S
THE SAME FOR YOU-- WE'RE KIND OF
471
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,316
PROCESSING THIS IN REAL TIME.
472
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,611
>> Stephen: AND HOW DO YOU FIT
IT IN TO THE SHOW IS THE THING.
473
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:12,284
I KNOW-- SOMETIMES I'M JEALOUS
OF YOU DOING, YOU KNOW, A
474
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:15,078
ONCE-A-WEEK SHOW THAT'S JUST
PACKED WITH PENUTS.
475
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:19,249
BUT THIS IS-- I'M GRATEFUL TO BE
ABLE TO DO A SHOW EVERY NIGHT
476
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,542
BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY BITES
AT THE APPLE.
477
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:24,337
DO YOU EVER SAY TO YOURSELF,
"OH, MY GOD, HOW I DO FIT WHAT
478
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,589
HAPPENED LAST WEEK INTO MY SHOW
TONIGHT?"
479
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:26,798
>> WELL, SOMETIMES I'M ACTUALLY
GRATEFUL THAT I DON'T HAVE TO--
480
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:33,096
THAT I CAN ACTUALLY JUST PROCESS
AS A CITIZEN AND TAKE A STEP
481
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,516
BACK AND KIND OF WATCH THE STORY
UNFOLD BEFORE WE REALLY DIVE IN
482
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,351
THERE.
483
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:39,519
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS.
484
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:42,439
WE DID NOT HAVE A SHOW LAST
WEDNESDAY, AS THE CAPITOL WAS
485
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,858
BEING STORMED.
486
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,904
SO I GOT TO--...
487
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:52,699
SO I DID, YOU KNOW, PROCESS THAT
AS, LIKE, A CITIZEN OF THE
488
00:24:52,782 --> 00:25:00,290
UNITED STATES, LIKE, WATCHING IT
ON MY TV SCREEN, JUST JAW ON THE
489
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,500
FLOOR, SO SAD, JUST AWFUL.
490
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,752
TODAY I'M HAPPY TO HAVE A SHOW
BECAUSE WE CAN TALK ABOUT, YOU
491
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,588
KNOW, ALL OF THE ENABLERS WHO
MADE THIS HAPPEN.
492
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:07,881
>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT,
THAT'S RIGHT.
493
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:08,590
>> SO, THAT'S GREAT.
494
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,592
THAT'S AN OPPORTUNITY FOR US.
495
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:14,471
>> Stephen: YOU VOTED IN 2016,
WHICH WAS THE FIRST YEAR THAT
496
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:18,558
YOU COULD VOTE AFTER YOU BECAME
A CITIZEN OF THESE UNITED
497
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,018
STATES.
498
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,104
>> IT WENT GREAT.
499
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,231
FLAWLESS EXPERIENCE.
500
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,732
>> Stephen: I WANT TO POINT
OUT EVERY ELECTION UP UNTIL
501
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:28,401
THEN, WE DIDN'T HAVE A FARBANIST
OFFICE.
502
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,945
I'M NOT BLAMING YOU!
503
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,614
I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW,
CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION,
504
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,741
BUT STILL.
505
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,952
HOW DID 2016 VOTING COMPARE TO
2020 VOTING FOR YOU?
506
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:42,624
>> 2020 VOTING WAS SO-- LIKE, I
FEEL LIKE I-- I JUST, LIKE,
507
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:43,959
SKIP-HOPPED TO VOTE IN 2016.
508
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,961
I WAS SO EXCITED.
509
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,462
I'M GOING TO GET A STICKER!
510
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:50,799
I'M GOING TO VOTE!
511
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,467
I'M SO THRILLED!
512
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:56,012
I WAS SO-- JUST, LIKE, THERE WAS
SUCH A BOUNCE IN MY STEP THAT
513
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,222
DAY.
514
00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:02,018
AND THIS TIME AROUND JUST THE
WEIGHT OF THE MOMENT WAS UPON
515
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,520
US.
516
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:06,731
I MADE SURE TO VOTE IN MORE THAN
BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO HAVE
517
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,149
THAT REALLY TACTILE EXPERIENCE
OF VOTING.
518
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,987
SO I STOOD OUT IN THE RAIN WITH
MY UMBRELLA, AND I WAS, LIKE,
519
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:15,156
VERY STERN WITH A LOT OF OTHER
REALLY STERN PEOPLE WITH OUR
520
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,325
UMBRELLAS AS THE RAIN POURED
DOWN.
521
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,829
AND THEN WHEN I GOT TO THE
VOTING BOOTH, I SPOKE-- I TALKED
522
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:21,955
TO MY BALLOT.
523
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:25,500
I WAS SO MAD AND SO SPECIFIC,
AND I DID IT PERFECTLY.
524
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:26,960
I BROUGHT MY OWN PEN.
525
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:29,963
I WAS LIKE, "WE'RE DOING THIS
AND WE'RE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT."
526
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:34,009
AND THEN I-- I-- I FLIPPED OFF
MY BALLOT.
527
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:34,843
AND I SPOKE TO IT.
528
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:39,514
AND I TOLD IT TO... OFF.
529
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:41,057
I WAS LIKE --
>> Stephen: WOW.
530
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:41,766
>> YEAH, YEAH.
531
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,643
I HAD, LIKE, A PERSONAL MOMENT.
532
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,103
>> Stephen: SURE.
533
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,104
>> WITH MY BALLOT.
534
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:49,691
>> Stephen: THAT'S MIXED
MESSAGES TO THE BALLOT.
535
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,693
BALLOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL
NOW.
536
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:55,488
>> THE BALLOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW
TO FEEL BUT I JUST NEEDED TO
537
00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,614
SPEAK TO MY BALLOT.
538
00:26:56,698 --> 00:27:00,327
I GAVE MYSELF SOME TIME AND
SPACE TO DO THAT.
539
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,829
>> Stephen: I LIKE THIS
PHOTOGRAPH SO MUCH INDEPENDENCE
540
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:06,708
YOU PRODUCING "FULL FRONTAL" OUT
IN THE WILD WITH YOUR FAMILY AS
541
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:07,208
YOUR CREW.
542
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,126
>> YUP.
543
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:09,294
>> Stephen: I 100% FEEL YOU,
GIRL.
544
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:13,256
TELL ME WHAT THAT WAS LIKE TO
HAVE YOUR KIDS HOLDING THE--
545
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,592
THIS IS-- I ASSUME THIS IS,
LIKE, PROMPTER OVER HERE FOR
546
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:17,886
YOUR--
>> YEAH.
547
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,221
I THINK IN THAT PHOTO, MY
DAUGHTER'S HOLDING THE PROMPTER
548
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,389
UP.
549
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,059
IT'S LIKE-- IT'S REALLY ON AN
iPAD, SO I WAS CONTROLLING THE
550
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:24,851
SPEED OF IT AND EVERYTHING.
551
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:27,062
SO SHE WAS JUST HOLDING IT.
552
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,731
AND THEN MY OTHER KIDS WERE
HOLDING THE FLEX FILL, WHICH IS
553
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,901
LIKE THIS LITTLE FOIL THING THAT
--
554
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:33,902
>> Stephen: THAT THING, YEAH.
555
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,696
>> THAT REFLECTS NICE LIGHT ON
TO YOUR FACE.
556
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:40,075
THEY WERE VERY GUNG-HO WHEN WE
STARTED.
557
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:44,913
WE STARTED PRETTY MUCH RIGHT
AWAY FILMING BEHIND OUR HOUSE,
558
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,539
FILMING THE SHOW.
559
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,416
THEY WERE REALLY GUNG-HO AT
FIRST BECAUSE I SAT THEM DOWN
560
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,876
AND I WAS LIKE, ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DOING.
561
00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:52,712
WE'RE MAKING THE SHOW AT HOME
NOW, AND THIS IS A FAMILY
562
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,297
BUSINESS, OKAY.
563
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,423
THIS IS A FAMILY AFFAIR.
564
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:59,260
SO EVERYBODY, WE'RE GOING TO
NEED YOU TO PITCH IN.
565
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:03,556
IT'S JUST ME AND DADDY AND YOU
GUYS AND WE'RE ALL IN THIS
566
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,432
TOGETHER.
567
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,934
>> Stephen: THAT'S KIND OF
NICE IN A WAY.
568
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,269
THE SITUATION IS TERRIBLE BUT
IT'S NICE TO GET THE FAMILY
569
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,437
INVOLVED.
570
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,688
>> YEAH, GET EVERYBODY INVOLVED
AND THEY WERE INTO IT FIRST.
571
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:14,109
AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "ARE
WE--" LITERALLY, THEY WERE LIKE,
572
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:15,944
"ARE WE GETTING PAID FOR THIS?
573
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:20,115
BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT PEOPLE DO
THIS AS A JOB, AND THEY GET PAID
574
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:20,824
FOR IT."
575
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:22,867
I WAS LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY NOT.
576
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:26,788
YOUR PAYMENT IS YOUR LIFE THAT
WE PROVIDE FOR YOU."
577
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:31,793
AND THEN THERE ARE CERTAIN
SHOTS, THEN THEY SORT OF-- THEY
578
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,920
PETERED OUT.
579
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,296
THEY WERE LIKE, "WE DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS ANYMORE.
580
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,548
WE HAVE HOMEWORK."
581
00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:38,800
AND THEY PRETEND TO BE BUSY ALL
THE TIME.
582
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,970
AND THERE IS SHOTS WHEN YOU CAN
SEE BEAUTIFUL, GLOWING LIGHT ON
583
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,096
MY FACE.
584
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,931
AND AT SOME POINT THAT JUST
FALLS AWAY.
585
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:48,810
AND IF YOU COULD SEE THE WIDE
SHOT, IT'S BECAUSE MY TEENAGED
586
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,645
DAUGHTER JUST SAT DOWN.
587
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:51,771
SHE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS SO
BORING.
588
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:55,817
I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU
ANYMORE.
589
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,194
UGH."
590
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,448
AND SHE WOULD JUST, LIKE, SIT ON
A STUMP, AND ALL THE LIGHT WAS
591
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:02,657
GONE FROM MY FACE.
592
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:03,241
I DON'T BLAME HER.
593
00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:05,118
I DON'T BLAME HER AT ALL.
594
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:07,120
SHE REALLY --
>> Stephen: THIS IS THE THING
595
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:08,580
I REALLY WANTED TO ASK YOU
ABOUT.
596
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:11,166
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID NOT KNOW
THIS.
597
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:17,213
BUT WHO WOULD GUESS THAT
SAMANTHA BEE KEEPS BEES.
598
00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,173
>> I DO.
599
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,842
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE AN
APIARY.
600
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,845
WHY IS IT-- DID YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU HAD TO BECAUSE ENOUGH PEOPLE
601
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,972
WERE SUGGESTING IT TO YOU?
602
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:30,852
THIS WOULD BE LIKE STEPHEN
COLBERT REFRIGERATING GRIZZLIES.
603
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:33,188
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
604
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:33,855
I LOVE IT.
605
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:34,856
I THINK IT'S ADMIRABLE.
606
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:36,691
IS THIS NEW?
607
00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:38,151
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
608
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,194
>> PRETTY NEW.
609
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,362
I'VE ONLY BEEN DOING IT FOR A
COUPLE OF YEARS NOW.
610
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:48,411
AND I DO THINK THAT IN SOME-- MY
ANCESTRAL NAME IS ACTUALLY BEE.
611
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:52,040
IT'S NOT A MADE-UP NAME THAT I
CAME TO HAVE.
612
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:56,878
SO I PROBABLY THINK THAT WELL
BACK, MANY GENERATIONS BACK,
613
00:29:56,961 --> 00:30:01,049
SOMEBODY IN MY FAMILY WAS, LIKE,
WORKING ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S
614
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:06,054
PROPERTY AS THE BEEKEEPER, SO
THEY SHORTENED IT TO BEE MOST
615
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:07,222
LIKELY.
616
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:08,014
SO MAYBE IT'S IN MY BLOOD AT
SOME LEVEL.
617
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:10,183
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO GO.
618
00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:11,601
BUT LET ME ASK YOU ONE QUESTION.
619
00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:13,394
I'M AFRAID OF BEES.
620
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,188
ARE YOU EVER AFRAID OF YOUR
BEES?
621
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,022
>> I'M NOT AFRAID OF THEM.
622
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,733
I FIND THEM VERY SOOTHING.
623
00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:22,695
>> Stephen: BUT THEY HAVE
STINGERS AND THEY CAN SWARM.
624
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:28,076
>> I TAKE A SOCIALLY DISTANCED
BEEKEEPING CLASS, AND I DID GET
625
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:29,244
GREAT ADVICE.
626
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,870
WHEN YOU LIFT THE LID YOU HAVE
TO BE CAREFUL.
627
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,665
YOU HAVE TO PUT A LITTLE SMOKE
ON THEM.
628
00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:35,083
YOU HAVE TO CALM THEM DOWN.
629
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:38,127
THE BEST ADVICE I GOT IS WHEN
YOU OPEN UP THE LID TO DO STUFF
630
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:42,757
INSIDE, IF THEY ALL TURN TO LOOK
AT YOU AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
631
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,885
SHOULD TAKE THE LID AND YOU
SHOULD PUT IT BACK ON, AND THEN
632
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,804
YOU SHOULD COME BACK ANOTHER
TIME.
633
00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:52,058
BECAUSE THEY-- THEY REALLY DON'T
WANT YOU INTERFERING WITH THEIR
634
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,269
PROCESS THAT DAY.
635
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:55,895
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GIVE ME--
I KNOW YOU'RE A BRILLIANT
636
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:58,273
ACTRESS.
637
00:30:58,356 --> 00:30:59,899
YOU CAN GIVE ME THE LOOK A BEE
MIGHT GIVE ME THAT TELLS ME TO
638
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,025
BUG OFF?
639
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,445
>> OKAY, SURE, OKAY, HERE WE WE
GO.
640
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,782
>> Stephen: I'LL BE YOU,
DA-DA-DA.
641
00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:10,285
I WANT TO CHECK MY BEES.
642
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,077
( WHISTLES )
LID OFF.
643
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,745
OKAY I'M OUT OF HERE.
644
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:17,250
ANYONE LOOKS AT YOU-- AN ANIMAL,
MAMMAL, LOOKS AT YOU, GET OUT OF
645
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:18,084
THERE!
646
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:19,794
>> GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GO HOME.
647
00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:23,673
>> Stephen: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, IF YOU ENJOYED THIS,
648
00:31:23,756 --> 00:31:25,967
YOU CAN GET PLENTY MORE SAMANTHA
BEE BY WATCHING SEASON SIXTH OF
649
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:28,094
"FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE"
WEDNESDAYS ON TBS.
650
00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:33,016
LOVELY TO SEE YOU, SAMANTHA.
651
00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:34,642
SAMANTHA BEE, EVERYBODY.
652
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,979
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
STAR OF "NORMAL PEOPLE," PAUL
653
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:38,605
MESCUL.
654
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:39,772
♪ ♪ ♪
655
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:54,454
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
656
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:55,622
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
657
00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,874
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR YOU
KNOW AS CONNELL FROM THE HIT
658
00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:00,168
SHOW "NORMAL PEOPLE."
659
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:07,675
>> I WAS JUST CALLING TO SAY
THAT I'M-- THAT I MISS YOU.
660
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:13,890
I-- I CAN'T REALLY TALK TO
ANYBODY THE WAY THAT I TALK TO
661
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:16,434
YOU.
662
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:21,022
YEAH, UM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
TO SAY, OTHER THAN THE FACT
663
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:24,150
THAT-- OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT
I MISS YOU AND...
664
00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:29,656
I REALLY LOVE YOU, MARIANNE.
665
00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:30,031
AND...
666
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:35,244
YEAH, SORRY.
667
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,997
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO "A
LATE SHOW," PAUL MESCUL.
668
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,999
HI PAUL, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
669
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,877
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING
ME.
670
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,921
>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?
671
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:45,546
>> I'M GOOD.
672
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,841
I MEAN, I'M IN SID SYDNEY.
673
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:52,053
I FEEL TOTALLY BIZARRE
CONSIDERING WHAT'S GOING ON IN
674
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:52,428
THE WORLD.
675
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:56,974
BUT I'M GOOD.
676
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,060
>> Stephen: THERE MUST BE A
LOT OF BIZARRE FEELINGS.
677
00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,187
THE WHOLE WORLD IS FEELING
BIZARRE RIGHT NOW.
678
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:05,692
YOU HAVE A SPECIAL BIZARRE
SITUATION, WHILE YOU HAVE BEEN
679
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:09,237
SCIALGLY IN LOCKDOWN WITH THE
REST OF US, YOU HAVE BEEN PART
680
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,530
OF A PHENOMENON.
681
00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:13,574
"NORMAL PEOPLE" IS HUGE ALL OVER
THE WORLD, AND YET, YOU'VE BEEN
682
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,285
LOCKED IN AND HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO GO OUT THERE AND SORT OF
683
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:20,581
ENJOY, IF YOU WILL ENJOY-- I
DON'T KNOW IF YOU WILL-- ENJOY
684
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,709
BEING AS FAMOUS AS YOU HAVE
BECOME.
685
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,586
HAVE YOU HAD ANY SENSE-- LIKE,
WHEN DID YOU REALIZE THAT THIS
686
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:30,091
THING THAT YOU DID HAD BLOWN UP?
687
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:33,052
>> I SUPPOSE MORE RECENTLY, JUST
LANDING IN AUSTRALIA, KIND OF ON
688
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:39,726
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD,
KNOWING THAT AN AUDIENCE HAS
689
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:42,645
SEEN IT HERE WAS JUST TOTALLY
BIZARRE.
690
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:47,608
I WAS AT THE BEACH, FIRST DAY
OUT OF QUARANTINE HERE, I WAS
691
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,944
RUNNING WITH MY HEAD DOWN, GOING
TO THE BEACH.
692
00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,238
AND, OBVIOUSLY, BEING IRISH,
I'M, I THINK, THE PALEST MAN IN
693
00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:53,614
SYDNEY AT THE MOMENT.
694
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:57,076
AND I WAS GETTING READY--
AUSTRALIANS LOOCTD AT MY
695
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:02,790
PALESKIN AND WERE LIKE, "MAKE
SURE YOU'RE WEARING SUNCREAM,
696
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,251
AND REALIZED I WAS IN THE SHOW
AND THERE WAS A KIND OF AWKWARD
697
00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:08,755
CHANGE WHERE I WAS JUST STANDING
VERY UNCOMFORTABLY.
698
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:12,133
BUT THAT WAS KIND OF A HIGH--
LIKE, KNOWING THAT THE SHOW HAS
699
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:18,139
BEEN SEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE WORLD WAS KIND OF ONE OF
700
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,601
THOSE KIND OF PAIN MOMENTS IN MY
HEAD WHERE I WAS LIKE, "WOW,
701
00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:22,977
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY."
702
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:25,104
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT JUST A
POPULAR SHOW.
703
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:31,611
IT IS ALSO PERHAPS THE MOST
RISQUE SHOW IN THE BBC'S
704
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:32,904
HISTORY.
705
00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:34,530
IT'S BEEN CALLED THE RAUNCHIEST
EVER BBC SHOW.
706
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,365
I DON'T THINK IT'S RAUNCHY.
707
00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:41,078
IT'S A BIT RISQUE.
708
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:44,373
RAUNCHY WOULD BE THERE WERE NO
REDEEMING QUALITIES.
709
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:47,293
BUT THERE IS A LOT OF SKIN, A
LOT OF PALE, PALE IRISH SKIN.
710
00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:50,338
I SPEAK AS SOMEONE WHO IS 100%
IRISH.
711
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:55,843
I FEEL LIKE A BEACHED BELUGA
WHALE WHEN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT.
712
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:58,346
YOU HAVE LET YOUR FAMILY SEE IT?
713
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:03,309
IS THERE ANY CAUTION TO YOUR MOM
OR YOUR DAD OR ANY OLDER OF YOUR
714
00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:05,186
FAMILY LIKE, "BRACE YOURSELF."
715
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:09,398
>> SO WITH MY PARENTS, I THINK
THEY KIND OF KNEW WHAT THEY WERE
716
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:13,402
GETTING IN FOR TO A CERTAIN
EXTENT.
717
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:16,864
I GOT JOB AND THEY REALIZED
THERE ARE QUITE A BIT OF SEX
718
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:17,990
SCENES IN IT.
719
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,200
AND THEY WERE TOTALLY BEHIND IT.
720
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:23,913
I THINK IT WAS MORE SO KIND OF
THE OUTER CIRCLES OF MY FAMILY.
721
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:28,417
I HAVE AN AUNTIE IN THE WEST
COAST OF IRELAND.
722
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:31,671
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THE
SHOW IS GOING TO BE, AND WE
723
00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:38,427
WARNED HER THAT IF YOU EVER FEEL
LIKE IT MIGHT BE ENTERING THAT
724
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:42,098
TERRITORY, MAYBE GO AND MAKE A
CUP OF TEA, REMOVE YOURSELF FROM
725
00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:45,893
THE ROOM --
>> Stephen: SURE, VACUUM OR
726
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,228
SOMETHING.
727
00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:48,938
>> I THINK SHE UNDERESTIMATED
THAT SOME OF THOSE SCENES ARE
728
00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:51,941
QUITE LONG, SO THERE WERE A
COUPLE OF CUPS OF TEA MADE
729
00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:53,401
DURING A COUPLE OF SCENES.
730
00:35:53,484 --> 00:36:00,241
BUT, YEAH, NO, BUT GENERALLY,
LIKE, I THINK, LIKE, MY FAMILY,
731
00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:01,242
OBVIOUSLY, ARE ECSTATIC ABOUT
THE SHOW.
732
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,201
>> Stephen: THAT'S GREAT.
733
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,412
THAT'S GREAT.
734
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:09,584
I-- I'VE-- NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED
ME TO DO A NUDE SCENE, BUT I WAS
735
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:13,796
JUST CURIOUS, ONCE YOU'VE DONE
ONE OF THESE-- AND, OBVIOUSLY,
736
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,755
THEY'RE FOR THE PLOT.
737
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,382
THEY'RE NOT GRATUITOUS.
738
00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:18,384
IT'S QUITE BEAUTIFUL.
739
00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:19,969
IT'S QUITE MOVING.
740
00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:23,097
HOW DO YOU FEEL AS THE ACTOR--
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THE CAMERA
741
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,473
ANGLES THEY CHOSE?
742
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,934
ARE YOU SAYING TO YOURSELF, "I
HAVE TO TALK TO THE-- SHALL WE
743
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,812
SAY-- HAIR AND MAKEUP TEAM
TOMORROW?"
744
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:32,106
>> YEAH, WE HAD-- THERE WAS...
745
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:35,943
LOOK, IT'S A BIZARRE EXPERIENCE.
746
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:41,490
YOU KIND OF... IT'S SO HARD TO
DESCRIBE, BECAUSE IT'S LIKE
747
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:46,746
THOSE SITUATION ARE TYPICALLY,
DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU'RE INTO,U
748
00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:49,248
THEY'RE TYPICALLY VERY PRIVATE
ENCOUNTERS.
749
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:52,293
>> Stephen: THANK YOU-- THANK
YOU FOR PUTTING THAT QUALIFIER
750
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,836
ON IT.
751
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,298
WE DON'T WANT TO CINCH SHAME
ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO LIKES TO
752
00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,633
( BLEEP ) IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
STREET.
753
00:36:58,716 --> 00:36:59,258
( LAUGHTER ).
754
00:36:59,342 --> 00:36:59,884
>> EXACTLY.
755
00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:01,469
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHATEVER.
756
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:04,263
WE'RE ALL ADULTS.
757
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,806
OKAY?
758
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:09,936
>> BUT THEN WHEN YOU PUT IN 10
PEOPLE INTO THE ROOM AND --
759
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,020
>> Stephen: SURE.
760
00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:11,938
BOOM OPERATOR.
761
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,315
>> YEAH, BOOM OPERATOR.
762
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:17,652
AND YOU'RE BEING DOUSED IN,
LIKE, FAKE SWEAT.
763
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,987
IT'S JUST A REALLY DIFFICULT
THING TO DESCRIBE.
764
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,949
BUT, OBVIOUSLY, WE HAD AN
AMAZING TEAM.
765
00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:25,326
LIKE AN INCREDIBLY SUPPORTIVE
TEAM BEHIND IT THAT MADE THOSE
766
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:31,332
KIND OF SCENES FEEL LIKE THE
LEAST AWKWARD THEY COULD
767
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:32,500
POSSIBLY FEEL.
768
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,294
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK.
769
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,339
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
PAUL MESCUL.
770
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,007
♪ ♪ ♪
771
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:57,358
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
772
00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:01,278
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
773
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:09,704
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
774
00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:10,871
IS THERE HEY, EVERYBODY.
775
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,207
WE'RE BACK WITH THE STAR OF
"NORMAL PEOPLE," PAUL MESCUL.
776
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:16,377
WE HAD SAOIRSE RONAN ON THE
SHOW, AND SHOO GAVE ME A COUPLE
777
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:21,882
OF HINTS ON NOW THE NON-IRISH
CAN GET AN AUTHENTIC IRISH
778
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:22,550
ACCENT.
779
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:26,512
CAN YOU GIVE ME ANY TIPS?
780
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:31,225
OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAVE IT IN SPADES
BECAUSE IT COMES NATURALLY TO
781
00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:32,727
YOU.
782
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,687
WHAT DO WE GET WRONG WHEN THOSE
OF US WHO AREN'T IRISH WHO LOVE
783
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:35,896
THE SOUND OF IT TRY IT.
784
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:41,694
>> I FEEL LIKE THAT A GENERAL
RULE OF THUMB IS WITH THE LIKE
785
00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:43,195
"A" "ORs."
786
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:52,455
LIKE, YOU SAY "CAR, FAR," THAT'S
ALL THE "ARs" I KNOW.
787
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:59,253
IT'S THAT KIND OF HARD "OR,"
ARE.
788
00:38:59,336 --> 00:39:01,505
>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT.
789
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:02,923
KAUR?
790
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,091
>> THAT'S CLOSE.
791
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,301
>> Stephen: TRY IT, TRY IT, I
WANT TO LEARN.
792
00:39:05,384 --> 00:39:09,430
>> SO SAY "THAT CAR IS FAR."
793
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:12,099
>> Stephen: "THAT CAR IS FAR."
794
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,434
OH, GOD YOU HATED THAT.
795
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,603
ARE YOU BEING NICE.
796
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:19,315
YOU ARE BEING SO NICE.
797
00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:20,483
ONE MORE TIME, PLEASE.
798
00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:22,777
>> OKAY.
799
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:26,322
I'LL SLOW IT RIGHT DOWN.
800
00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:28,491
"THAT CAR IS FAR."
801
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,993
>> Stephen: THAT CAR IS FAR.
802
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,536
>> YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
803
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:37,208
( LAUGHTER ).
804
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:37,792
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU'RE
AWFULLY NICE.
805
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,085
PAUL, LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
806
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,169
CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN.
807
00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:45,341
MAKE SURE THEY KEEP THE ROOM
WARM WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING.
808
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,259
"NORMAL PEOPLE" IS AVAILABLE NOW
ON HULU.
809
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,010
PAUL MESCUL, EVERYBODY.
810
00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:48,928
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
811
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,471
THANKS SO MUCH.
812
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,056
♪ ♪ ♪
813
00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:02,066
LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.
814
00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:02,900
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
815
00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:07,655
WHY DON'T YOU BE HERE AGAIN
TOMORROW.
816
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,323
MY GUEST WILL BE SENATOR BERNIE
SANDERS AND MUSICAL GUEST,
817
00:40:09,406 --> 00:40:09,865
FINNEAS.
818
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:10,241
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
819
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:13,786
GOOD NIGHT.
820
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,330
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821
00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:23,712
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