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>> TODAY, THE OUTGOING PRESIDENT
BECAME THE FIRST PRESIDENT IN
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HISTORY TO BE IMPEACHED TWICE.
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>> PRESIDENT TRUMP NOW THE FIRST
AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO BE
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IMPEACHED TWICE.
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>> LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE
PRESIDENT TRUMP LEAVES OFFICE,
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HE HAS EARNED THE DISTINCTION OF
BEING THE ONLY PRESIDENT WHO HAS
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BEEN IMPEACHED TWICE.
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♪♪♪
>> IMPEACHED TWICE?
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I CANNOT TELL A LIE -- THAT GUY
MUST SUCK!
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>> HE'S A DOUCHE WHO WILL LIVE
IN INFAMY.
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>> HEY, NIXON'S PRETTY SILENT ON
THIS.
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>> I'M JUST LIVING THE DREAM.
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OLD DICKIE'S NO LONGER AT THE
BOTTOM OF THE LIST.
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HIT IT, FRANKIE!
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♪♪♪
>> ANNOUNCER: IT'S "A LATE SHOW
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WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.
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TONIGHT, STEPHEN WELCOMES
SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS AND
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MUSICAL GUEST FINNEAS, FEATURING
JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMEIN'.
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AND NOW LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER OFFICE BUILDING
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IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN
COLBERT!
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
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WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
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HOPE YOU'RE STAYING WARM.
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I HAVE A NICE TOASTY CUP OF
COFFEE.
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WANT US TO PRI AROUND THE
DESSERT TRAY?
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YOU GOOD?
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I'M GOING TO DROP THIS RIGHT
HERE WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
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NO RUSH.
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I'M HERE ALL NIGHT.
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LIKE ALL OF YOU, I'M DEEPLY
WORRIED ABOUT THE DISEASE
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SWEEPING OVER THE COUNTRY:
FASCISM.
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AND COVID.
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BUT ONE PLAGUE AT A TIME.
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THE HOUSE DID THEIR PART TO
INOCULATE DEMOCRACY YESTERDAY,
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WHEN THEY IMPEACHED THE
PRESIDENT.
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I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENS NEXT IN TONIGHT'S
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EDITION OF:
"DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2:
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GO FAST, WE'RE FURIOUS."
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>> I'M A RACIST!
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WHAT A SCHMUCK I WAS.
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I'M STUCK!
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>> Stephen: HOW LONG DOES HE
STAY UP THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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DOES THIS GO ON INDEFINITELY IF
I DON'T TALK?
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OKAY.
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I ASSUMED HE WOULD LEAVE!
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AFTER HE INCITED THE ASSAULT ON
OUR NATION'S CAPITOL, IT ONLY
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TOOK A WEEK FOR THE HOUSE TO
IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT.
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NANCY PELOSI EXPLAINED THE RUSH:
>> HE MUST GO.
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HE IS A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER
TO THE NATION THAT WE ALL LOVE.
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>> STEPHEN: ALL LOVE?
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NICE SENTIMENT, BUT I THINK IN
TED CRUZ'S CASE, HE DOESN'T SO
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MUCH LOVE THE COUNTRY AS STALK
IT FROM A BEHIND TREE IN THE
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FRONT YARD.
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YES, THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON
EARTH IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE, A
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HABITUAL LIAR, PRONE TO FITS OF
RAGE, AND HAS ASSEMBLED A
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PRIVATE ARMY OF VIOLENT
FOLLOWERS WHO WILL DO ANYTHING
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HE COMMANDS.
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EVERY MOMENT HE STAYS IN OFFICE
PUTS LIVES AT RISK.
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SO, RIGHT AFTER THE VOTE, SENATE
MAJORITY LEADER MITCH MCCONNELL
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ANNOUNCED THERE WOULDN'T BE A
TRIAL UNTIL AFTER JANUARY 20.
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THAT'S WHERE DEMOCRATS MESSED
UP.
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IF THEY REALLY WANTED TO FETE
RID OF HIM,
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INSTEAD OF IMPEACHING THE
PRESIDENT, THEY SHOULD HAVE
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NOMINATED HIM TO THE SUPREME
COURT.
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MCCONNELL WOULD HAVE HAD HIM IN
A BLACK ROBE THE NEXT DAY!
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THERE'S A LOT THAT'S STILL UP IN
THE AIR ABOUT HOW THE SENATE IS
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GOING TO HANDLE THIS.
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SUCH AS, HOW LONG THE TRIAL WILL
BE, WHEN IT WILL BE HELD, AND
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HOW IT WILL BE STRUCTURED.
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WE'RE LEAVING A MADMAN IN OFFICE
BECAUSE OF LOGISTICS?
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LOOK, THE SENATE.
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THERE'S ABOUT 10,000 UNEMPLOYED
WEDDING PLANNERS IN THIS COUNTRY
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RIGHT NOW, AND I'M SURE THEY'D
BE HAPPY TO PUT THEIR SKILLS TO
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GOOD USE.
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WE COULD HAVE THIS GUY IMPEACHED
BY FRIDAY, WITH PHOTOGRAPHS OF
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THE WHOLE FAMILY, WITH AMAZING
CENTERPIECES, A COCKTAIL HOUR
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WITH PASSED HORS D'OEUVRES, AND
A BAND THAT CAN PLAY "UPTOWN
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FUNK," WHETHER YOU WANT THEM TO
OR NOT.
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GONNA GET YA!
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MCCONNELL'S INACTION WILL ALMOST
CERTAINLY ALLOW THE PRESIDENT TO
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SERVE OUT HIS FINAL DAYS IN
OFFICE.
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SCARY THOUGHT, BUT LETTING THE
PRESIDENT SERVE OUT HIS LAST
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SIX DAYS MEANS... ONE FINAL
INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!
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I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE PRESIDENT
UNVEILS ALL THOSE BRIDGES AND
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TUNNELS HE'S BUILT IN SECRET.
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PLUS, HAVE TO IMAGINE THIS IS
THE WEEK HE REVEALS HIS PLAN FOR
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HEALTHCARE.
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I'VE HEARD IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
PLAN.
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A MUCH, MUCH BETTER PLAN THAT
THAN OBAMACARE.
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AND CHEAPER, TOO.
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EVERYONE'S GOING TO LOVE IT,
ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WITH
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PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS.
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SIX DAYS OUGHT TO BE ENOUGH,
RIGHT?
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>> WE'RE SIGNING A HEALTHCARE
PLAN WITHIN TWO WEEKS.
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>> STEPHEN: SO CLOSE.
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BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
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BY WHICH I MEAN, PLEASE DON'T
LET THERE BE A NEXT TIME.
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GETTING IMPEACHED FOR A SECOND
TIME SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN HIS
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ATTENTION, ALONG WITH NEWS THAT
ONCE HE LEAVES OFFICE, HE COULD
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BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH
INCITING A RIOT.
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AMONG OTHER THINGS.
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SO, LAST NIGHT, HE WENT ON THE
INTERNET AND TRIED TO ASSURE THE
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NATION THAT HE WAS A MAN OF
PEACE, AND HE DID NOT ASSURE US.
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>> I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THAT THERE
MUST BE NO VIOLENCE, NO LAW
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BREAKING, AND NO VANDALISM OF
ANY KIND.
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>> >> STEPHEN: YES, HE CANNOT
EMPHASIZE THAT THERE WOULD
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BE NO VIOLENCE... BECAUSE HE'D
LIKE TO SEE A LITTLE VIOLENCE.
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IT'S BEEN JUST OVER A WEEK SINCE
THE VIOLENT INSURRECTIONISTS
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ATTACKED THE CAPITOL, BUT THE
DANGER IS FAR FROM OVER.
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TODAY, FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
WARNED THAT DOMESTIC EXTREMISTS
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ARE LIKELY MORE EMBOLDENED TO
CARRY OUT ATTACKS ON JOE BIDEN'S
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INAUGURATION AND THROUGHOUT
2021.
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NO!
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2021 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE YEAR
THINGS GOT BETTER!
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COME ON, TERRORISTS!
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IN A COUPLE MONTHS, YOU COULD BE
HUGGING YOUR GRANDMAS AND GOING
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BACK TO WATERPARKS!
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THAT'S WAY MORE FUN THAN BEING
HOG-TIED IN THE CELL NEXT TO
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DZHOKHAR TSARNAEV.
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2021 IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE YEAR
OF THE SEA SHANTY.
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THEY'RE FUN!
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SONGS!
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THE FASCIST THREAT IS GROWING.
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ACCORDING TO THE F.B.I., ONLINE
CHATTER ABOUT MORE VIOLENT
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DEMONSTRATIONS "IS OFF THE
CHARTS RIGHT NOW."
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THAT'S RIGHT, THE THREATS ARE
CHART-TOPPING!
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YOU CAN EXPERIENCE ALL THE HITS
AT HOME WITH, "NOW THAT'S WHAT I
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CALL THE FOUL HARVEST OF
AMERICA'S RACIST PAST!
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VOLUME 244."
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BECAUSE OF THESE VIOLENT,
ANTI-AMERICAN NUMBNUTS, THIS
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YEAR'S INAUGURATION IS LESS
DEMOCRATIC CELEBRATION AND MORE
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MILITARY
OCCUPATION.
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WHEN BIDEN TAKES THE OATH, HE'LL
BE GUARDED BY MORE THAN 20,000
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NATIONAL GUARD MEMBERS.
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HOLY TACTICAL PANTS!
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IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE TELLING YOUR
RIOTERS IN CAMO FROM THE GOOD
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GUYS IN CAMO, THE NATIONAL GUARD
WILL BE THE ONES WITHOUT THE
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CONFEDERATE FLAGS.
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I HOPE.
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A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION IS
SUPPOSED TO BE A MOMENT FOR
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AMERICANS TO WITNESS A PEACEFUL
TRANSFER OF POWER.
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INSTEAD, THANKS TO THE PRESIDENT
AND HIS BLOOD-THIRSTY GOONS, THE
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NATIONAL MALL WILL BE CLOSED ON
INAUGURATION DAY.
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IS THERE ANY CHANCE THIS IS ALL
JUST A LONG CON TO MAKE SURE
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THAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAD A SMALLER
INAUGURATION CROWD THAN HIS?
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THE LOCKDOWN EXTENDS ALL THE WAY
TO THE TOP, BECAUSE AFTER
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DECADES OF BEING KNOWN AS THE
SENATOR WHO RIDES THE TRAIN TO
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THE CAPITOL, PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE
BIDEN WILL NO LONGER TAKE THE
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AMTRAK TO WASHINGTON NEXT WEEK
TO BE SWORN IN.
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HOWEVER, TO MAKE UP FOR IT,
JUSTICE ROBERTS WILL BE WEARING
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A CONDUCTORS HAT, AND UTTER THE
PHRASE, "NEXT STOP, POTUS
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JUNCTION.
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ALL ABOARD!
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TOOT-TOOT."
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IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT PEOPLE IN
THE PRESIDENT'S INNER CIRCLE ARE
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ATTEMPTING TO DISTANCE
THEMSELVES FROM THE POISONOUS
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POTUS, INCLUDING POLITICAL POWER
PAIR JARED AND IVANKA, SEEN HERE
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AFTER BEING SUMMONED BY A
HAUNTED MUSIC BOX.
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THE PRESIDENT IS APPARENTLY
ANGRY AT IVANKA AND JARED OVER
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THEIR PLAN TO ATTEND
PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN'S
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INAUGURATION.
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THE PRESIDENT IS ANGRY AT
IVANKA?
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IT'S PROBABLY NOT SERIOUS.
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IT'S JUST A "HE WISHES THEY WERE
LOVERS" QUARREL.
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BUT THE PRESIDENT'S ANGER
WORKED, BECAUSE SOON AFTER HIS
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HISSY FIT, IVANKA CHANGED HER
TUNE AND IS NOW NOT EXPECTED TO
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ATTEND.
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WHY WAS SHE EVER GOING TO
ATTEND?
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WELL, THERE'S A CHANCE THAT
JAR-VANKA MIGHT'VE BEEN TRYING
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TO GET AN INVITE TO AN EXCLUSIVE
COUNTRY CLUB IN THEIR NEW
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NEIGHBORHOOD, BECAUSE THEY
RECENTLY BECAME OWNERS OF ONE OF
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ONLY 29 RESIDENCES LOCATED ON
INDIAN CREEK ISLAND, BUT HAVEN'T
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YET JOINED THE COUNTRY CLUB
THERE BECAUSE MANY MEMBERS ARE
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OBJECTING, PARTICULARLY AFTER
THE EVENTS AT THE CAPITOL.
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YOU KNOW YOU'VE CROSSED A LINE
WHEN EVEN THE BILLIONAIRE
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COUNTRY CLUB TURNS YOU AWAY.
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( RICH GUY VOICE )
"WE HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE
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SOMEWHERE, NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
ME, I HAVE A TEE TIME WITH SOME
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FINE FELLOWS I MET ON JEFFREY
EPSTEIN'S PLANE.
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WE'RE GOING TO HUNT MY NEW CADDY
WITH CROSSBOWS!"
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FOUR!
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HOW ABOUT SOME UNITY?
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WHILE JARED AND IVANKA MIGHT BE
ON THE OUTS WITH THE PRESIDENT,
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THERE ARE STILL A FEW
FAMILY MEMBERS WILLING TO GO
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DOWN WITH THE SHIP, BECAUSE ERIC
AND DON JR., ARE NOW SOME OF THE
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ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE TALKING WITH
HIM.
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"DAD!
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IT'S GOING TO BE JUST YOU AND ME
AND WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER
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FOREVER."
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( SINGING )
"PEOPLE, LET ME TELL YOU 'BOUT
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MY BEST FRIEND...
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>> SING IT, DAD!
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...HE'S A WARM HEARTED
PERSON...
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DADDY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THINK YOU
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COULDN'T DISLIKE JARED AND
IVANKA MORE, WE HAVE AN
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IMPORTANT UPDATE.
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APPARENTLY, SECRET SERVICE
ASSIGNED TO JARED AND IVANKA
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WERE FORCED TO FIND ALTERNATE
TOILETS AFTER THEY WERE
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INSTRUCTED NOT TO USE ANY OF THE
HALF-DOZEN BATHROOMS INSIDE THE
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COUPLE'S HOUSE, AT THE FAMILY'S
REQUEST.
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ALTHOUGH I DO UNDERSTAND THE
KUSHNERS' TOILETS MUST BE VERY
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BUSY RIGHT NOW, WITH JARED AND
IVANKA FLUSHING THEIR SOCIAL
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LIVES AND POLITICAL FUTURES DOWN
THEM.
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FOR A WHILE, AGENTS WENT DOWN
THE STREET TO A BATHROOM IN A
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GARAGE AT BARACK AND MICHELLE'S
OBAMA'S HOUSE.
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THAT WAS GENEROUS OF THEM.
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BUT THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S
DETAIL BANNED THEM AFTER A
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SECRET SERVICE SUPERVISOR FROM
THE KUSHNER DETAIL LEFT AN
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UNPLEASANT MESS IN THE OBAMA'S
BATHROOM.
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YOU MESSED UP BARACK OBAMA'S
BATHROOM?
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COME ON, THE MAN IS RETIRED.
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HE'S LITERALLY TOO OLD FOR THIS
( BLEEP )!
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AFTER THEIR RESTROOM PRIVILEGES
WERE REVOKED AT THE OBAMA'S, THE
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AGENTS ASSIGNED TO JARED AND
IVANKA BEGAN DRIVING A MILE AWAY
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TO USE A RESTROOM AT MIKE
PENCE'S HOME.
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OR AS THEY CODE-NAMED IT, "I AM
DROPPING A #2 AT #2'S."
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BUT SECRET SERVICE NEEDED A MORE
PERMANENT PLACE TO ANSWER
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NATURE'S CALL, SO SINCE
SEPTEMBER 2017, THE FEDERAL
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GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN SPENDING
$3,000 A MONTH-- MORE THAN
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$100,000 TO DATE-- TO RENT A
BASEMENT STUDIO, WITH A
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BATHROOM, FROM A NEIGHBOR OF THE
KUSHNER FAMILY.
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$100,000?
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THAT IS SOME EXPENSIVE CRAP.
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WHICH, I HAVE TO SAY, IS REALLY
ON-BRAND FOR IVANKA.
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I WAS NOT A FAN OF THIS COUPLE
BEFORE, BUT IT SEEMS
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PARTICULARLY DOUCHEY OF JARED
AND IVANKA NOT TO LET SECRET
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SERVICE IN THEIR BATHROOMS.
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I'M JUST SAYING, THESE ARE MEN
AND WOMEN WHO LITERALLY WOULD
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TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU.
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THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS LET THEM
TAKE A LEAK.
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ONE GUY WHO'S DEFINITELY NOT
GOING TO BE HANGING OUT WITH THE
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PRESIDENT MUCH IS LAWYER AND MAN
READING THE GOOGLE RESULTS FOR
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RUDY GIULIANI, RUDY GIULIANI.
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AFTER POTUS LOST THE ELECTION,
RUDY CRISSCROSSED THE COUNTRY,
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PINCHING OUT HIS ARGUMENTS IN
COURT IN A DESPERATE EFFORT TO
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OVERTURN THE LEGAL RESULTS OF
THE ELECTION, WHICH ENDED WITH
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ONE WIN AND 64 LOSSES.
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ONE AND 64.
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A RECORD KNOWN AS "THE KNICKS,"
I AM TOLD.
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BY NOSE WHO FOLLOW SUCH THINGS.
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BUT NOW, AND I KNOW IT'S HARD TO
-- I'M MOSTLY INTO THE SEA
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SHANTIES THESE DAYS.
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WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME OFF
THAT?
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JUST BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T ON THE
SEA SHANTY TRAIN WHEN I WAS.
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I WAS WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THE
SEA SHANTDY THING.
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EVERYONE KNOWS 2021 IS THE YEAR
OF THE SEA SHANTY.
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COME ON, GRANDPA!
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GET IN THE BOAT, WE'RE ROLLING
OUT TO THE SLOOP AND GOING AFTER
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THE SPERM WHALES.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BUTTONS.
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YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING AT THIS
POINT.
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JUST READ?
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WOW!
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MY APOLOGIES TO EVERYBODY.
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BUT, NOW -- AND I KNOW IT'S HARD
TO BELIEVE, THE PRESIDENT HAS
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TURNED ON RUDY, AND REFUSES TO
PAY HIM FOR HIS LEGAL WORK.
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SUCKS FOR GIULIANI.
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NOW HE'S GOING TO HAVE MAKE
MONEY ON THE SIDE, BOTTLING
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UNCLE RUDY'S ORIGINAL SKULL
SYRUP.
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THE PRESIDENT IS SO SERIOUS
ABOUT NOT PAYING HIS ATTORNEY
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THAT HE HAS SAID HE MUST
PERSONALLY APPROVE ANY
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REIMBURSEMENTS FOR THE EXPENSES
GIULIANI INCURRED WHILE
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TRAVELING ON HIS BEHALF.
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TRAVELING EXPENSES?
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WELL, THERE'S NO WAY THE
PRESIDENT'S PAYING FOR RUDY'S
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GAS WHEN HE WAS ALREADY GIVING
IT AWAY FOR FREE.
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( RUDY EXPELS GAS )
THOUGH I COULD UNDERSTAND
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WANTING TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT
RUDY'S EXPENSES, GIVEN THAT
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SO FAR, HE'S SUBMITTED
RECEIPTS FOR "DELTA BUSINESS
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CLASS BRAND PLASTIC BOTTLE
VODKA."
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"UBER XL T-SHIRT THAT I SLEPT IN
BEHIND THE RACETRACK," AND "PAY
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PER VIEW PORN: OOPS!
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ALL COUSINS!"
( LAUGHTER )
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WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
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MY GUEST IS BERNIE SANDERS.
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STICK AROUND.
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THERE!
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( SINGING )
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♪♪♪
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
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WELCOME BACK.
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LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR FRIEND
MR. JON BATISTE.
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♪♪♪
>> Jon: HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
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>> Stephen: JON, ARE YOU AWARE
THAT 2021 IS THE YEAR OF THE SEA
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SHANTY?
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>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS!
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WOW!
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>> Stephen: I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M THE ONE TELLING YOU, A
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MSICAL GENIUS WITH HIS FINGER
ON THE PULSE OF THE SCENE, AS WE
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CALL IT, DOESN'T KNOW THAT THIS
IS THE YEAR OF THE SEA SHANTY.
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I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THIS!
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I TOLD MY WHOLE FAMILY OVER THE
CHRISTMAS BREAK.
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DAD, YOU'RE CRAZY, GET OFF THE
GROG AND COME BACK TO PORT.
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NO ONE'S GOING TO LISTEN TO SEA
SHAN'TIES AND NOW THEY'RE
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BLOWING UP ONLINE.
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>> Jon: I'VE GOT TO GET ON
THAT.
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ♪
♪ THERE ONCE WAS A SHIP THAT PUT
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TO SEA ♪
♪ THE NAME WAS BELLY T.
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SOON MAY THE WELL OMAN COME TO
BRING THE SUGAR, TEA AND RUM ♪
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♪ ONE DAY WHEN THE TONGUING IS
DONE WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND
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GO ♪
♪♪♪
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>> Jon: OH!
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I LIKE THAT!
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>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
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>> Jon: WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
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>> Stephen: WELLERMAN.
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IT IS A 19th CENTURY
NEW ZEALAND WHALING SONG.
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WHALING SONGS ARE GOING TO BE
THE BIGGEST, BEST, GREATEST, ALL
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A CAPPELLA, A CAPPELLA,
A CAPPELLA, TREMENDOUS, TAKE
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YOUR CARS, DRUMS, MOOD, THROW IT
IN THE TOILETTE, WHALING SONGS.
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PLOND GUYS IN SWEATERS, IT'S
GOING TO BE AMAZING.
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>> Jon: I BET.
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I SEE THE FASHION, ALREADY.
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CHIC.
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>> Stephen: 100%.
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>> Jon: YEAH.
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>> Stephen: GOT ANYTHING
NAUTICAL ON THOSE FINGERTIPS,
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JON?
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>> Jon: I LIKE THE WELLERMAN.
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♪♪♪
( LAUGHTER )
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♪♪♪
( LAUGHTER )
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>> Stephen: I'M AFRAID WE
DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BERNIE
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SANDERS NOW.
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THANK THE SENATOR FOR STOPPING
BY, WE'LL TALK TO HIM ANOTHER
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TIME.
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JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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>> Jon: YES, INDEED.
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>> STEPHEN: JOINING ME NOW IS A
VERMONT SENATOR AND FORMER
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PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WHO HAS
SPENT OVER 30 YEARS ADVOCATING
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FOR PROGRESSIVE CAUSES.
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PLEASE WELCOME SENATOR BERNIE
SANDERS!
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SENATOR, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE.
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>> MY PLEASURE.
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>> Stephen: IT'S BEEN EIGHT
DAYS SINCE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS
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URGED ON BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES STORMED AND
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VANDALIZED THE CAPITOL BUILDING.
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS ALL
STARTED?
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>> I WAS IN THE SENATE,
PARTICIPATING IN THE DEBATE AS
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TO WHETHER OR NOT WE CERTIFY
BIDEN'S ELECTION AS PRESIDENT,
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AND, STEPHEN, IT WAS CLEARLY TO
ME ONE TO HAVE THE MORE
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DEPRESSING AND MEMORABLE DAYS IN
AMERICAN HISTORY CERTAINLY SINCE
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I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN POLITICS
TO BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE A
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PRESIDENT WHO INCITED A RIOT
WHICH CALLED FOR INSURRECTION
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AND REALLY THREATENED THE WELL
BEING OF MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE
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AND SENATE.
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IT WAS A FRIGHTENING AND AT THE
PRESSING DAY.
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>> Stephen: THE DAY WAS
DEPRESSING BEFORE THE VIOLENT
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ATTACK.
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>> YES.
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>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU HAD SO
MANY MEMBERS TO HAVE THE
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REPUBLICAN PARTY, ORIGINALLY
BETWEEN 140 AND 150 REPUBLICANS
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IN THE HOUSE, AND THEN AT A
CERTAIN POINT AT THE BEGINNING
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THERE WERE 13 REPUBLICANS IN THE
SENATE WHO WERE ESSENTIALLY
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SAYING THAT THE VOTES IN SEVERAL
STATES WERE ILLEGITIMATE.
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SO THAT ITSELF WAS ACTUALLY
DEPRESSING TO SEE THAT KIND OF
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RESISTANCE TO A FREE AND FAIR
ELECTION.
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WHAT WAS IT LIKE -- DID YOU SEE
A DAWNING ON THE FACES TO HAVE
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THE SENATORS AROUND YOU AS IT
BECAME CLEAR THAT THIS WAS NOT A
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PROTEST, THAT THIS WAS A RIOT?
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>> WELL, THE TRUTH IS, IN MANY
WAYS, WE WERE THE LAST TO KNOW
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WHAT WAS GOING ON, AND IN ABOUT
TEN SECONDS WE UNDERSTOOD HOW
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ILL PREPARED, HOW HORRIFICALLY
ILL PREPARED THE POLICE WERE,
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THE DEGREE TO WHICH THEY WERE
OVERWHELMED.
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WHAT HE FIRST LEARNED, WE HEARD
NOISE OUTSIDE, AND THEN,
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SUDDENLY, IN THE MIDDLE OF A
DEBATE, A POLICE OFFICER JUMPED
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UP ON TO THE PODIUM, INTERRUPTED
A SPEAKER AND SAID, YOU KNOW, WE
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HAVE AN EMERGENCY SITUATION, WE
THINK YOU WILL BE SAFEST HERE IN
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THE SENATE CHAMBERS, STAY IN
PLACE, DO NOT LEAVE THE CHAMBER.
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AND THAT WAS, YOU KNOW,
FRIGHTENING ENOUGH.
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AND THEN WHAT WE HEARD A FEW
MINUTES LATER, WHICH WAS I THINK
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THE MOST FRIGHTENING MOMENT, IS
THEY SAID, WELL, WE THINK THIS
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SENATE CHAMBER, WHICH HAS MANY,
MANY DOORS AND WINDOWS, MAY NOT
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BE THE SAFEST PLACE.
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WE'RE GOING TO ESCORT YOU TO
ANOTHER LOCATION, WHICH TURNED
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OUT TO BE IN THE HART OFFICE
BUILDING, WHICH WAS MUCH EASIER
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TO DEFEND.
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SO, ALL IN ALL, THE BELIEF THAT
THERE WERE PEOPLE WITHIN A FEW
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FEET OF WHERE THE CHAMBER WAS,
THREATENING TO DO DAMAGE NOT
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ONLY TO THE VENUE BUT ALSO TO
MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WAS
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SOMETHING, CERTAINLY, THAT NONE
OF US WILL FORGET.
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>> Stephen: HOW LONG WERE YOU
IN LOCKDOWN?
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>> I THINK BETWEEN TWO AND THREE
HOURS.
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>> Stephen: WHO WERE YOU WITH?
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IS IT PEOPLE SORT OF RANDOMLY
ASSIGNED TO ROOMS?
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>> NO, THIS WAS A LARGE HEARING
ROOM IN HART.
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IT WAS VIRTUALLY THE ENTIRE
SENATE.
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I WOULD GUESS OVER 90 MEMBERS
WERE THERE.
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THERE WERE A LOT OF STAFF THERE
AND POLICE OFFICERS AS WELL.
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>> Stephen WHAT WAS THE
CONVERSATION?
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WHAT WAS THE CONVERSATION LIKE
BETWEEN MEMBERS OF THE SENATE IN
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THERE, BECAUSE I IMAGINE YOU HAD
SOME EMOTIONS RUNNING HIGH
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TOWARD THE PEOPLE WHO HAD
INCITED THIS MOB BY TELLING THE
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BIG LIE.
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>> ABSOLUTELY.
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>> Stephen: AND EVERY FASCIST
MOVEMENT REQUIRES ELITES TO GIVE
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CREDIBILITY TO THE FANTASIES OF
THE MOB.
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>> AND LET US BE VERY, VERY
CLEAR -- AT THE ESSENCE OF THIS
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CRISIS IS THE PERPETRATION OF
THIS HUGE LIE THAT AN ELECTION,
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WHICH BIDEN WON BY A FAIRLY
HEALTHY MAJORITY, 7 MILLION MORE
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VOTES THAN TRUMP, YOU HAD NOT
ONLY TRUMP BUT A LOT OF
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APOLOGISTS FOR HIM CLAIMING THAT
HE REALLY -- THAT TRUMP REALLY
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WON THE ELECTION.
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00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:44,284
AND, YOU KNOW, TRUST ME, THOSE
ARE ISSUES THAT WERE HEATEDLY
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DISCUSSED WITHIN THAT ROOM, NOT
TO MENTION A REAL ANGER AT THE
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SERGEANT OF ARMS AND THE CAPITOL
POLICE LEADERSHIP WHO WERE SO
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ILL PREPARED.
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WE ARE THE LARGEST MILITARY IN
THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD,
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$740 BILLION A YEAR ON THE
MILITARY, AND THE IDEA THAT WE
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COULD NOT PROTECT THE UNITED
STATES CAPITOL FROM A FEW
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THOUSAND RIOTERS IS
UNBELIEVABLE.
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>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK, BUT STICK AROUND.
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WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL ASK
SENATOR SANDERS WHAT HE BELIEVES
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SHOULD HAPPEN TO THOSE IN
CONGRESS WHO HELPED FOMENT THIS
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SEDITION.
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A
♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
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00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:42,801
WE'RE BACK WITH SENATOR BERNIE
SANDERS.
420
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,638
ER YOU SAID IN SEPTEMBER, YOU
WARNED AS WE COUNT EVERY VOTE,
421
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:50,308
I'VE THING POSSIBLE MUST BE DONE
TO PREVENT CHAOS, DISINFORMATION
422
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:51,476
AND, YES, EVEN VIOLENCE.
423
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:55,439
DO YOU HAVE ANY SENSE AT THIS
POINT WHY, AS YOU SAY, THIS
424
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:59,443
TREMENDOUS FAILURE HAPPENED?
425
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:04,364
BECAUSE -- AND CHRISTOPHER WRAY
SAID THE MOST DANGEROUS DOMESTIC
426
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:10,787
TERRORIST THREAT RIGHT NOW IS
FROM WHITE SUPREMACIST GROUPS IN
427
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:11,663
THIS COUNTRY.
428
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,999
SO IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE WEREN'T
WARNED.
429
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,292
>> NO, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
430
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:20,380
ALL I CAN TELL YOU -- YOU KNOW,
WE'RE HEARING DIFFERENT STORIES
431
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:23,508
FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE -- EITHER
IT WAS A GO DESK AND HORRIFIC
432
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:27,512
FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND AND TO
ANTICIPATE WHAT WAS HAPPENING --
433
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:33,018
I SPOKE TO A VERY HIGHER-UP GUY
WHILE I WAS IN LOCKDOWN, AND HIS
434
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:37,022
RESPONSE WAS, WELL, WE JUST
DIDN'T ANTICIPATE THIS.
435
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:37,689
REALLY?
436
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,940
REALLY?
437
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,526
WITH ALL OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE
OPERATIONS, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
438
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,904
WAS GOING ONLINE, YOU DIDN'T
KNOW THE THREAT TO THE CAPITOL,
439
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,156
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE
PRESIDENT WAS EGGING THESE
440
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:46,823
PEOPLE ON?
441
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:49,034
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, REALLY?
442
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:52,537
SO A TREMENDOUS FAILURE OF
LEADERSHIP, WHICH WILL BE
443
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:57,709
INVESTIGATED, AND WE WILL MAKE
SURE THAT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
444
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:01,546
>> Stephen: ALEXANDER HAMILTON
WROTE IN FEDERALIST 27, THE HOPE
445
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:06,218
OF IMPUNITY IS A STRONG
INCITEMENT TO SEDITION.
446
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:10,889
THE DREAD OF PUNISHMENT A
PROPORTIONATELY STRONG
447
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,140
DISCOURAGEMENT TO IT.
448
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:17,062
ISN'T IT IMPORTANT THAT JUSTICE
BE SWIFT AND THE HAMMER BE HARD?
449
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:21,066
>> WELL, THAT'S AMONG OTHER
REASONS WHY THE HOUSE, IN RATHER
450
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:28,240
QUICK TIME, IMPEACHED TRUMP AND
WHY HE MUST BE CONVICTED.
451
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,701
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ASK ME, THEY
SAY, WHAT IS THE SENSE OF
452
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:35,413
IMPEACHING A GUY WHO HAS A WEEK
LEFT IN HIS TERM, AND THERE'S A
453
00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:39,084
LOT OF SENSE TO IT, AND THE
SENSE IS THAT THIS PRESIDENT AND
454
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:45,090
ANYBODY ELSE WHO ENTERS THE OVAL
OFFICE MUST UNDERSTAND THAT IF
455
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:52,222
YOU INCITE INSURRECTION AGAINST
YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT FOR YOUR OWN
456
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:55,767
CHIEF POLITICAL PURPOSES, THAT
WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED.
457
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,270
>> Stephen: I TRUST THAT THE
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AND THE
458
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:02,315
F.B.I. IS TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY
AND WILL USE ALL OF THE POWER AT
459
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:05,861
THEIR COMMAND TO BRING THE
PEOPLE WHO DID THIS TO JUSTICE,
460
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,738
AND CERTAINLY NOTHING THEY DID
WAS DEFENSIBLE, BUT WHAT ABOUT
461
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:11,658
PEOPLE LIKE JOSH HAWLEY AND TED
CRUZ?
462
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:17,664
WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE MOE
BROOKS, ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO
463
00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:22,294
INCITED THIS CROWD, AS I SAID
AND YOU AGREED, WITH THE BIG
464
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,336
LIE?
465
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:27,257
I DON'T THINK THAT'S A
CONTROVERSIAL THING THAT THEY
466
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,425
INSPIRED THESE PEOPLE.
467
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:29,593
WHAT CAN BE DONE SO THAT NO
GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL EVER DOES
468
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:35,932
THIS AGAIN AND, CERTAINLY, NO
CROWD EVER DOES THIS AGAIN?
469
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,643
DOESN'T THERE HAVE -- SOMETHING
HAS TO BE DONE TO THEM, WHAT CAN
470
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:39,769
THE SENATE DO?
471
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,606
>> I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING
WE'RE LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW.
472
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,525
WHAT HAS CONCERNED ME THE MOST,
AND, AGAIN, I'M HEARING
473
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:48,612
ALLEGATIONS ON THESE HAVE TO BE
INVESTIGATED, IS THAT THERE WERE
474
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:53,158
SOME MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE WHO
ACTUALLY ESCORTED PEOPLE WHO
475
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:58,830
TURNED OUT TO BE RIOTERS THE DAY
BEFORE THROUGH THE CAPITOL
476
00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,873
PREMISES.
477
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,458
NOW, WHAT THE HELL THAT'S ABOUT,
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT.
478
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:05,212
>> Stephen: EVEN THOUGH THAT
THERE HAVE BEEN NO VISITORS, NO
479
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,339
TOURS OF THE CAPITOL SINCE
MARCH.
480
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,548
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
481
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,175
>> Stephen: NOT EVEN MEMBERS
ARE REALLY ALLOWED TO BRING ANY
482
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:10,675
PEOPLE IN FOR A TOUR.
483
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:11,843
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
484
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:17,974
IF THAT ALLEGATION IS TRUE,
STEPHEN, IF IT'S TRUE, THAT TELL
485
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:19,809
US SOMETHING THAT HAS TO BE
DEALT WITH.
486
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:22,354
>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT THE
SENATORS?
487
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,521
I KNOW YOU'RE THE WORLD'S MOST
DELIBERATIVE BODY BUT THERE HAS
488
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:26,566
TO BE A LIMIT WHERE YOU HAVE TO
ASK SHOULD THIS PERSON BE IN
489
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:32,364
HERE WITH US IF THEY AREN'T
WILLING TO ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF
490
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,157
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHEN THEY
VOTE?
491
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:38,703
>> ON THE ONE HAND YOU HAVE TO
BE CAREFUL ABOUT EXPELLING
492
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,873
PEOPLE, THEY WERE ELECTED BY
CONSTITUENTS.
493
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,875
TRUST ME, THIS WILL BE AN ISSUE.
494
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,836
HOW WE DEAL WITH THIS IS
SOMETHING THAT WILL BE LOOKED AT
495
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:47,963
VERY, VERY HARD.
496
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,674
>> Stephen: CAN YOU AT LEAST
MAKE TED CRUZ OR JOSH HAWLEY
497
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:56,263
WEAR A STUPID HAT THAT SAYS
SEDITIONIST ON TOP?
498
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,681
THEY HAVE TO FACE THE CORNER.
499
00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:05,397
THERE HAS TO BE A STAIN THAT
DOESN'T LEAVE THEM AS A JUDGMENT
500
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,564
OF HISTORY.
501
00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:08,566
>> AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE
CRISIS IS YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT
502
00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:11,778
WHO GAVE US A BIG, BIG LIE THAT
HE WON THE ELECTION BY A LAND
503
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:16,408
SLIDE WHEN, IN FACT, HE LOST,
AND THEN YOU HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF
504
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:20,245
PEOPLE, NOT JUST CRUZ AND
HAWLEY, WHO TID NOT SAY WHAT IS
505
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,790
SIMPLY THE TRUTH, HEY, PEOPLE
RUN IN ELECTIONS AND LOSE.
506
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:26,084
I'VE WON, SOMETIMES YOU WIN.
507
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:29,963
H LOST THE ELECTION, PERIOD,
END OF DISCUSSION, AND WE HAD
508
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:35,760
VERY VERY VERY FEW SENATORS WHO
MADE THAT STATEMENT.
509
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:40,598
>> Stephen: ONCE THE NEWEST
SNRRTS ARE SWORN?
510
00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:44,602
-- SENATORS ARE SWORN IN, THE
DEMOCRATS, YOU CONFERENCING WITH
511
00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:46,896
THEM, WILL HAVE CONTROL OF THE
SENATE, AND YOU WILL BE THE NEW
512
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,773
CHAIR OF THE BUDGET COMMITTEE.
513
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:52,402
THAT'S YOUR FIRST PRIORITY?
514
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:57,449
>> MY FIRST PRIORITY IS TO WORK
ON A COMPREHENSIVE
515
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,617
RECONCILIATION BILL, WITHOUT
GETTING INTO ALL THE RULES OF
516
00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:00,702
THE SENATE.
517
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,912
THIS IS A MEANS BY WHICH WE CAN
PASS VERY SIGNIFICANT
518
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:08,752
LEGISLATION WITH A MAJORITY,
WITH 51 VOTES AND NOT WITH 60.
519
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:15,133
AND I'M GOING TO MAKE THAT
RECONCILIATION BILL AS BOLD AND
520
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:16,343
AGGRESSIVE AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
521
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,679
WE FACE MORE CRISES TODAY THAN
ANYTIME IN THE MODERN HISTORY OF
522
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:20,764
THIS COUNTRY.
523
00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:25,643
IT'S NOT JUST THE TERRIBLE
PANDEMIC WHICH HAS CLAIMED
524
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:28,355
ALMOST 400,000 LIVES, IT IS
MASSIVE UNEMPLOYMENT, MILLIONS
525
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:34,819
OF PEOPLE UNABLE TO FEED THEIR
KIDS, PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING EIC
526
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:39,115
EVICTED, PEOPLE WHO CAN'T GO TO
THE DOCTOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO
527
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,367
HEALTHCARE.
528
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,452
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS RESPOND TO
THE PAIN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE
529
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,661
FEELING, WHICH IS ENORMOUS RIGHT
NOW.
530
00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:44,913
PEOPLE ARE LOSING FAITH IN
GOVERNMENT.
531
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,499
WE HAVE TO RESTORE THE FAITH BY
SAYING, YOU KNOW WHAT?
532
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,959
WE HEAR YOUR PAIN AND WE'RE
GOING TO RESPOND IN A BOLD
533
00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:52,712
MANNER AND, IN ADDITION TO THAT,
PROBABLY IN A SECOND
534
00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:56,800
RECONCILIATION BILL, WE HAVE TO
DEAL WITH SOME OF THE SYSTEMIC,
535
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,178
LONG-TERM, ONGOING PROBLEMS
FACING THIS COUNTRY.
536
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,846
PEOPLE CAN'T LIVE ON $10 AN
HOUR.
537
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:07,310
WE'VE GOT TO RAISE THE
MINIMUM-WAGE TO A LIVING WAGE.
538
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,979
INSANE WE ARE THE ONLY MAJOR
COUNTRY ON EARTH NOT TO HAVE
539
00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:14,692
GUARANTEED HEALTHCARE TO ALL, OR
HAVE PAID FAMILY AND MEDICAL
540
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:15,902
LEAVE.
541
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,821
WE'VE GOT TO DEAL WITH CLIMATE
CHANGE, WITH COUNTRIES AROUND
542
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:21,491
THE WORLD, OR WE'RE NOT LEAVING
MUCH TO OUR KIDS OR
543
00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:22,575
GRANDCHILDREN.
544
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,827
IN OTHER WORDS, AT THIS
PARTICULAR MOMENT IN HISTORY,
545
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:27,539
CONGRESS WILL HAVE TO RISE UP
AND BE EXTREMELY BOLD IN
546
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:31,084
ADDRESSING THE MAJOR CRISES
FACING WORKING FAMILIES AND THE
547
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:36,673
MIDDLE CLASS AND I INTEND TO BE
ACTIVE IN THAT PROCESS.
548
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,551
>> Stephen:
PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN RELEASED
549
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,510
THE RESCUE PLAN.
550
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,179
CAN YOU GIVE US AN IDEA OF WHAT
IT CONTAINS?
551
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:45,056
> IT'S A SERIOUS START.
552
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:52,105
AMONG OTHER THINGS, IN LOOKING
AGENT THE PANDEMIC, IT SAYS WE
553
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:55,066
NEED TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE ALL OF
THE VACCINE PRODUCTION WE
554
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:58,862
POSSIBLY CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT
WE GET THE VACCINES OUT AROUND
555
00:28:58,862 --> 00:28:59,904
THE COUNTRY.
556
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:05,368
WE NEED A LOT BETTER JOB
DISTRIBUTING THOSE VACCINES,
557
00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:07,454
GETTING THE ARMS INTO THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE.
558
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:10,081
WE ARE NOT DOING THAT RIGHT NOW.
559
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,250
BIDEN'S PLAN ALSO UNDERSTANDS
THAT THE ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES
560
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:16,588
AND THAT WE NEED EMERGENCY
RELIEF FOR WORKING FAMILIES.
561
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:20,925
HE IS SUPPORTIVE OF ANOTHER
$1,400 ON TOP OF THE $600 WE
562
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:25,013
PROVPROVIDED IN THE LAST BILL FO
WORKING CLASS ADULTS AND THEIR
563
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:29,058
KIDS, EXTENDING UNEMPLOYMENT,
MAKING SURE THAT SMALL
564
00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:32,103
BUSINESSES ARE ABLE TO SURVIVE.
565
00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:35,106
SO, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO TAKE A LOT OF HARD LOOK
566
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:38,151
AT THE AT THE TAILS, BUT IT IS A
VERY GOOD START IN ADDRESSING
567
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:41,779
THE PANDEMIC CRISIS AND THE
ECONOMIC CRISIS WE NOW FACE.
568
00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:46,326
>> Stephen: IF I COULD MAKE
JUST TWO SUGGESTIONS, AND YOU
569
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:50,747
CAN SAY YOU GO TO HELL, STEPHEN
COLBERT, BUT MY TWO SUGGESTIONS
570
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:54,626
WOULD BE THIS, ONE, PLEASE DO
SOMETHING ABOUT VOTING RIGHTS
571
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,337
BECAUSE THERE IS ONE PARTY IN
THIS COUNTRY WHO WANTS TO GET
572
00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:00,798
INTO OFFICE AND PULL UP THE
LADDER BEHIND THEM, AND IT IS
573
00:30:00,798 --> 00:30:04,385
VERY IMPORTANT THAT WHATEVER
GAINS YOU MAKE ARE MAINTAINED BY
574
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:08,473
FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS OR
TOSSED OUT BY FREE AND FAIR
575
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,140
ELECTIONS, WHATEVER.
576
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,475
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DECIDE.
577
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,978
BUT IF OUR VOTING RIGHTS ARE NOT
PROTECTED -- AND I DON'T KNOW
578
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:17,982
WHAT CAN BE DONE ON A FEDERAL
LEVEL --
579
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,901
>> A LOT CAN BE DONE, STEPHEN.
580
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:22,820
YOUR POINT IS WELL TAKEN.
581
00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:26,616
LOOK, AMONG THE MANY OTHER
CRISES WE'RE FACING NOW,
582
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:32,288
OBVIOUSLY LED BY TRUMP, THERE IS
A CHALLENGE, A FIERCE EFFORT TO
583
00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:33,998
UNDERSTOOD MINE AMERICAN
DEMOCRACY AND THE RESPONSE HAS
584
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:44,968
GOT TO BE THAT WE'RE CREATING A
MORE VIBRANT DEMOCRACY WHICH
585
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,345
MEANS EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO
VOTE.
586
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,973
WE WON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE,
DEAL WITH VOTER SUPPRESSION.
587
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:54,894
WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH CITIZENS
UNITED AND THE ABILITY OF
588
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,229
BILLIONAIRES TO BUY ELECTIONS.
589
00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:59,482
BUT HOW WE CREATE A SITUATION
WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO
590
00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:04,070
UNDERSTAND THE POLITICAL PROCESS
CAN VOTE AS EASILY AS POSSIBLE
591
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,655
AND THOSE ARE FREE AND FAIR
ELECTIONS, ABSOLUTELY A VERY
592
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:06,698
HIGH PRIORITY.
593
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:11,202
>> Stephen: BACK WITH MORE
SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS.
594
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,288
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
595
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:26,884
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
596
00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:29,887
WE'RE BACK WITH THE SOON-TO-BE
CHAIRMAN OF THE SENATE BUDGET
597
00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:31,097
COMMITTEE, SENATOR BERNIE
SANDERS.
598
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:39,188
IT HAS BEEN A LONG FOUR YEARS,
AND AMERICA HAS CHANGED IN A LOT
599
00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:41,232
OF WAYS.
600
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:46,571
WHAT, IN YOUR OPINION, HAS BEEN
THE GREATEST CHANGE YOU'VE SEEN
601
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:50,366
WROUGHT ON THIS GREAT COUNTRY
OVER THE LAST FOUR YEARS, AND
602
00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:56,122
WHAT HAS STAYED THE SAME,
DESPITE THE ATTACKS?
603
00:31:56,122 --> 00:32:00,543
>> WELL, I THINK WHAT HAS UPSET
ME THE MOST IS NOT JUST DONALD
604
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:01,794
TRUMP.
605
00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:07,300
TRUMP IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND
A DEMAGOGUE, AND I GOT THAT, BUT
606
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:13,139
WHAT UPSETS ME THE MOST IS SOME
73 MILLION AMERICANS SUPPORTED
607
00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:17,935
HIM AND THAT HE DID BETTER IN
MANY DEPRESSED AREAS OF THE
608
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:19,729
COUNTRY THAN HE DID IN 2016.
609
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,439
NOW, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
610
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:25,276
WHY DO PEOPLE CONTINUE TO
SUPPORT SOMEBODY WHO IS A LIAR,
611
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:30,531
WHO GIVES THEIR BENEFITS --
MAKES POLICY TO BENEFIT THE RICH
612
00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:33,743
AND THE POWERFUL AT THE EXPENSE
OF WORKING PEOPLE?
613
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:34,786
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
614
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:38,998
HOW DO WE RESTORE FAITH IN
GOVERNMENT SO THAT PEOPLE
615
00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:42,502
UNDERSTAND THAT THE UNITED
STATES GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO BE
616
00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:45,088
WORKING FOR THEM?
617
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:51,803
HOW DO WE BRING A NATION
TOGETHER WHICH TRUMP HAS DONE
618
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:57,809
ITS BEST TO DIVIDE US WITH HIS
RACISM AND HIS XENOPHOBIA?
619
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:01,479
SO WE HAVE AN ENORMOUS TASK IN
FRONT OF US IN THAT REGARD.
620
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:05,775
I THINK, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
ASKING ME WHAT'S POSITIVE ABOUT
621
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:12,448
ALL OF THIS, AT THE END OF THE
DAY, YOU HAVE HAD GOVERNMENTAL
622
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:16,202
OFFICIALS, SECRETARIES OF STATE
IN GEORGIA, ARIZONA, OTHER
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REPUBLICAN STATES WHO, AGAINST
AN ONSLAUGHT OF VICIOUSNESS AND
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TREATS FROM TRUMP'S BASE, HAVE
DEFENDED THE CONSTITUTION, AND
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THAT'S NO SMALL THING.
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BUT GETTING BACK TO YOUR POINT
ABOUT REINVIGORATING DEMOCRACY
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AND VOTING RIGHTS, AT THE VERY
HIGHLES LEVEL OF PRIORITIES HAS
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GOT TO BE THE EFFORT TO FIGURE
OUT HOW WE CAN CREATE A VIBRANT
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DEMOCRACY WHERE IF YOU DISAGREE
WITH ME, THAT'S FINE, YOU'RE NOT
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MY ENEMY, WHERE WE HAVE FREE AND
FAIR ELECTIONS, WHERE BIG MONEY
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DOES NOT BUY ELECTIONS, WHERE WE
END THE KIND OF RACISM AND
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XENOPHOBIA THAT WE'RE SEEING
RIGHT NOW.
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>> Stephen: THERE WAS SOME
SPECULATION THAT YOU WOULD BE
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SECRETARY OF LABOR, BUT, WHEN
BIDEN NOMINATED, INSTEAD, MARTY
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WALSH, HE DID SAY THIS ABOUT YOU
MORE PASSIONATE AND DEVOTED ALLY
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TO WORKING PEOPLE IN THIS
COUNTRY THAN YOU.
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DOES IT EVER SURPRISE YOU THAT
THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORTED THE
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PRESIDENT, THOSE 74 MILLION
PEOPLE, MANY OF WHOM ARE WORKING
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CLASS WHITE PEOPLE IN THE UNITED
STATES, THAT YOU CAN'T FIND
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COMMON CAUSE WITH THEM BECAUSE
MANY OF THE POLICIES THAT YOU
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PUT FORTH WOULD BE BENEFICIAL
FOR EVERY WORKING CLASS PERSON
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IN THE UNITED STATES, MANY OF
THEM FOR ALL PEOPLE, BUT
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CERTAINLY SPEAKING OUT FOR THE
PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE THE POWER
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OF THE CORPORATE MONEY BEHIND
THEM IS SOMETHING YOU'RE KNOWN
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FOR.
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WHAT IS YOUR MESSAGE TO THEM?
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>> MY MESSAGE IS LET US WORK
TOGETHER ON HEALTHCARE, LET'S
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WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE SURE ALL
OUR KIDS REGARDLESS OF INCOME
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CAN GET A HIGHER EDUCATION, LET
US NOT ALLOW THE DEMAGOGUES
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DIVIDE US UP.
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WHETHER YOU'RE BLACK, WHITE,
LATINO, YOU WANT YOUR KIDS TO
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HAVE A DECENT EDUCATION, YOU
WANT CLEAN WATER, YOU NEED
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HEALTHCARE AND YOU CAN'T MAKE IT
ON STARVATION WAGES.
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WHAT OUR JOB HAS TO BE IS TO
BRING PEOPLE AROUND AN AGENDA
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THAT IS IN FACT SUPPORTED BY THE
MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
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AND VIGOROUSLY OPPOSE THOSE
PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DIVIDE US BY
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THE COLOR OF OUR SKIN OR OUR
RELIGION OR WHERE WE WERE BORN.
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>> Stephen: IN 2016, PAUL RYAN
SAID REPUBLICANS SHOULD BE
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SCARED OF DEMOCRATS CONTROLLING
THE SENATE BECAUSE BERNIE
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SANDERS WOULD BE THE BUDGET
CHAIR.
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BEFORE WE GO, WHAT'S THEONE
THING THAT YOU COULD SAY THAT
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WOULD SCARE PAUL RYAN THE MOST?
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>> WELL, I WOULD SAY TO PAUL
RYAN IS THAT WE ARE GOING TO
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START AN EFFORT TO TAX THE
WEALTHIEST PEOPLE IN THIS
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COUNTRY AND THE LARGEST
CORPORATIONS WHO, TODAY, ARE NOT
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BAYING, BY ANY STRETCH OF THE
IMAGINATION, THEIR FAIR SHARE OF
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TAXES.
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>> Stephen: SENATOR BERNIE
SANDERS, EVERYBODY.
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BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY
FINNEAS.
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SENATOR, THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE.
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♪♪♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
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PERFORMING HIS SINGLE, "CAN'T
WAIT TO BE DEAD," FINNEAS!
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♪ ♪ ♪
♪ SOMEBODY'S DRIVIN' YOU HOME
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BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE
♪ YOU'RE IN THE BACK OF THE CAR
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SOMEBODY'S TRYIN' TO HELP
♪ AND MAKIN' EVERYTHING WORSE
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SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE NURSE
♪ SOMEBODY'S RIPPING YOU OFF
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TRYIN' TO SELL YOU GOOD NEWS
♪ YOU KNOW WE'RE STILL GONNA
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LOSE
♪ BUT I NEED TO BE WHERE YOU ARE
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FOR NO REASON AT ALL
♪ OR ELSE I'LL SUFFER
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WITHDRAWAL
♪ NOBODY'S COMIN' TO SAVE ME
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NOBODY KNOWS ANY BETTER, ANYWAY
♪ I THINK WE'RE THINKIN'
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THE SAME THING
♪ IF THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
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I WASN'T LISTENIN'
♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ SOMEBODY'S SCREAMIN' AGAIN
ANOTHER SUNBURN WITH HAIR
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♪ IT'S TOO MUCH FUN NOT TO STARE
SOMEBODY'S CALLIN' YOU OUT
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♪ FOR SOMETHIN' YOU NEVER SAID
KINDA CAN'T WAIT TO BE DEAD
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♪ SOMEBODY'S WASTING MY TIME
CHECK YOUR CONFEDERATE FLAG
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YOU'VE GOT NO REASON TO BRAG
♪ NOBODY'S COMIN' TO SAVE ME
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NOBODY KNOWS ANY BETTER, ANYWAY
♪ I THINK WE'RE THINKIN'
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THE SAME THING
♪ IF THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
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I WASN'T LISTENIN'
♪ TO YOU
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TO YOU
♪ I WASN'T LISTENIN' YET
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NOT EVEN GONE, BUT YOU'LL
♪ BE MISSIN' ME YET
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I WASN'T LISTENIN' YET
♪ I WASN'T LISTENIN'
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I WASN'T LISTENIN' YET ♪
>> Stephen: FINNEAS, EVERYBODY!
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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>> STEPHEN: WELL, THAT'S IT FOR
"A LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.
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TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR A RARE
FRIDAY SHOW
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WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE THE
FOLKS FROM "THE CIRCUS" AND
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MUSICAL GUEST, "THE WAR ON
DRUGS."
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JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
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STAY SAFE.
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