>> AT A RECENT HOUSE PRESENTATION ON ENERGY, TEXAS
REPRESENTATIVE RONNY JACKSON, FORMERLY KNOWN AS "DR. FEELGOOD"
FOR HIS GENEROUS PILL PRESCRIPTIONS, COULD BE SEEN
TOUCHING HIS NOSE BEHIND A POSTERBOARD, LEADING SOME TO
BELIEVE HE WAS DOING COCAINE. >> YOU'RE WATCHING C-SPAN3.
LET ME KNOW HOW IT IS. I'LL BE WATCHING NETFLIX.
UP NEXT, REPRESENTATIVE AARON BEAN AND FORMER PRESIDENT
TRUMP'S PERSONAL PHYSICIAN, DR. RONNY JACKSON.
>> MR. SPEAKER, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY.
>> [SNIFFING] >> THE UNITED STATES HAS THE
RESOURCES, THE KNOW-HOW, AND THE EXPERTISE TO BE ONCE AGAIN
AN ENERGY INDEPENDENT NATION. >> [BURBLING]
>> AND AN EXPORTER OF ENERGY. AMERICAN ENERGY IS NOT
THE ENEMY. IT'S THE SOLUTION.
>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
TONIGHT... READ 'EM AND VEEP.
FIRST, STEPHEN WELCOMES TARON EGERTON
AND JAY CHANDRASEKHAR. FEATURING LOUIS CATO
AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE
FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY,
IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT. >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
A! HELLO.
HELLO, HELLO. HAPPY WEDNESDAY.
HAPPY, HAPPY, THANK YOU FOR
BEING HERE. HAPPY WEDNESDAY.
HEY, EVERYBODY! HAPPY WEDNESDAY!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
GET THAT OTHER ONE WARMED UP. ♪ ♪
THERE YOU GO. WELCOME.
WELCOME ONE AT ALL TO THE "THE LATE SHOW."
I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HERE WE ALL ARE. ANOTHER DAY HAS GONE BY,
AND THE EX-PRESIDENT STILL HASN'T BEEN INDICTED FOR
MAKING ILLEGAL HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS TO A PORN STAR.
>> [BOOING] >> Stephen: I REALLY THOUGHT
IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY. AFTER ALL, WEDNESDAY IS
"COVER UP YOUR HUMP DAY." BUT WE DID GET SOME MOVEMENT IN
ANOTHER OF THE EX-PRESIDENT'S MYRIAD CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS.
BECAUSE A FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERED FORMER VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE
TO APPEAR IN FRONT OF THE JANUARY 6TH'S SPECIAL
COUNSEL'S GRAND JURY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND... AND YEAH.
I HIGHLY AGREE. THE REASON WE KNOW THIS IS
GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE NEITHER PENCE NOR THE
FORMER PRESIDENT WANT IT TO HAPPEN.
THE EX PREZ ARGUED THAT HIS CONVERSATIONS WITH
PENCE FELL UNDER EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE, WHILE PENCE
CLAIMED THAT HIS ROLE AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE
GRANTED HIM LEGISLATIVE IMMUNITY.
SO, HE WAS A PART OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH
AND THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH. YOU CAN SEE IT
ALL IN THE NEW MOVIE, "EVERY JOB EVERYWHERE
ALL MIKE PENCE." YEAH!
WHAT PROSECUTORS REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT THE FORMER
PRESIDENT SAID TO PENCE PRIOR TO JANUARY 6TH IN ORDER
TO PRESSURE PENCE TO GO ALONG WITH THE PLOT TO OVERTURN THE
RESULTS OF A FREE AND ELECTION. WE KNOW SOME OF THE THINGS THE
EX-PRESIDENT SAID TO PENCE ALREADY ABOUT THAT PLOT, LIKE
"IF IT GIVES YOU THE POWER, WHY WOULD YOU OPPOSE IT?"
AND "YOU CAN EITHER GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A PATRIOT
OR YOU CAN GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A PUSSY."
TO WHICH PENCE REPLIED, "WHAT'S THAT?
IS THAT THE LADY AREA COVERED IN CAUTION TAPE?"
OF COURSE, ONE REASON THIS CASE MAY NEVER COME TO COURT IS THAT
AMERICA MIGHT CEASE TO EXIST. BECAUSE THE G.O.P.'S REFUSING TO
RAISE THE DEBT CEILING. AND ACCORDING TO THE TREASURY
DEPARTMENT, JUNE 5TH IS THE DEADLINE TO AVOID A
CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT. NOW, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT GOOD.
BUT AT THIS POINT, AREN'T WE ALL A LITTLE CATASTROPHIED OUT?
IF YOU WANT TO GRAB OUR ATTENTION AT THIS POINT, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO DO MORE. YOU NEED
SOMETHING SCARIER THAN "CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT,"
LIKE "GONORRHEAGEDDON" OR "PLEASE WELCOME KANYE WEST."
NOW, I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT CONGRESS
SHOULD BE PAYING FOR OR CUTTING. BUT I DO KNOW THAT
THREE WEEKS AGO, THE PRESIDENT PROPOSED HIS DETAILED BUDGET.
AND SO FAR, IT'S BEEN CRICKETS FROM THE GUY HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
NEGOTIATING WITH, SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
KEVIN McCARTHY, SEEN HERE SAYING "THAT GUY!
HE'S SPARTACUS!" AFTER WEEKS OF REFUSING TO
RELEASE ANY REPUBLICAN PLAN, YESTERDAY McCARTHY SENT
THE PRESIDENT A BLAME LETTER, WRITING, "WITH EACH PASSING DAY,
I AM INCREDIBLY CONCERNED THAT YOU ARE PUTTING AN ALREADY
FRAGILE ECONOMY IN JEOPARDY." NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW? BECAUSE YOU EXPRESSED YOUR
CONCERN IN THE SLOWEST FORM OF THE SLOWEST POSSIBLE FORM
OF COMMUNICATION: A LETTER. THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "OH, NO,
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! QUICK!
SOMEONE HIRE A BARBERSHOP QUARTET TO TELL
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! ♪ BA BUM BUM BUM,
♪ GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENING ♪ WAY DOWN THE STREET,
♪ BA BUM BUM BUM ♪ 2034 MAPLE...
THE SMOKY SMELL ♪ IS NOT FIRE ♪
BARBERSHOP QUARTET NEVER DESERVES APPLAUSE.
THE DUMB LETTER'S NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT.
AT A RECENT LUNCH AT THE CAPITOL, McCARTHY
ASKED BIDEN WHEN THE TWO COULD SIT DOWN AGAIN AND START
NEGOTIATING, AND BIDEN REPLIED, "WHERE'S THE REPUBLICAN
BUDGET?" YEAH, WHERE IS IT?3
YEAH, YOU CAN'T START NEGOTIATING IF YOU WON'T SAY
WHAT YOU WANNA NEGOTIATE! THERE'S A REASON RANSOM NOTES
DON'T SAY, "WE HAVE YOUR WIFE.
SEND A LIST OF WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DEMAND
OR SHE... UH....
OKAY. ALSO TELL US WHAT YOU THINK WE
SHOULD DO TO HER!" THERE'S SOME NEWS OUT OF
FLORIDA. DON'T WORRY.
THEY WERE ABLE TO SAFELY EXTRACT THE BABY ALLIGATOR
FROM THE MARGARITA MACHINE. BUT ALSO, A FLORIDA SCHOOL
BANNED A DISNEY MOVIE AFTER A PARENT COMPLAINT.
THE MOVIE WAS "RUBY BRIDGES", A HISTORICAL
DRAMA ABOUT 6-YEAR-OLD BRIDGES INTEGRATING A NEW ORLEANS
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN 1960. THE FILM HAS BEEN PART OF THIS
SCHOOL DISTRICT'S CURRICULUM FOR DECADES, BUT THIS YEAR, A PARENT
REFUSED TO LET HER CHILD SEE THE MOVIE AND MADE A FORMAL
COMPLAINT STATING -- AND THESE ARE
THE PARENT'S WORDS -- THE FILM, QUOTE:
"TEACHING THEM RACIAL SLUR." KIDS SHOULDN'T LEARN RACIAL SLUR
FROM SCHOOL MOVIE. THEY SHOULD LEARN FROM
YOUTUBE COMMENT! RUBY BRIDGES' STORY IS IMPORTANT
FOR KIDS TO LEARN, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO.
IN FACT, BRIDGES IS STILL A CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVIST.
SHE'S ONLY 68 YEARS OLD. YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE THIS IS
ANCIENT HISTORY! 68 YEARS OLD.
SHE'S THE SAME AGE AS SEINFELD! YOU WOULDN'T SAY,
"GATHER AROUND, CHILDREN, AND I'LL TELL YOU THE LEGEND
OF JERRY AND HIS PUFFY SHIRT." SOMEBODY HIT THE BASS.
♪ ♪ THANK YOU.
THIS COMPLAINT IS ESPECIALLY STUPID DUMB, BECAUSE THE MOVIE
IS AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG, BUT THE PARENT ONLY WATCHED
THE FIRST 50 MINUTES. I'M GONNA SAY THAT SEEING THE
WHOLE STORY'S KIND OF IMPORTANT. FILING THIS COMPLAINT IS LIKE
REVIEWING THE WIZARD OF OZ WITH "THIS 25 MINUTE BLACK AND WHITE
TORNADO FILM IS A TOTAL SNOOZE FEST.
KANSAS SUCKS." FLORIDA.
I GOT ANOTHER ONE. FLORIDA'S NOT THE ONLY STATE
BANNING WONDERFUL THINGS. BECAUSE RECENTLY,
IN A WISCONSIN SCHOOL, FIRST GRADERS WERE NOT ALLOWED
TO SING A "CONTROVERSIAL" DOLLY PARTON SONG ABOUT
ACCEPTANCE. CONTROVERSIAL?
ABOUT DOLLY PARTON? SHE'S A BEING OF ETERNAL LIGHT
AND RHINESTONES! THE ONLY CONTROVERSY ABOUT
DOLLY PARTON IS "IS SHE THE BEST PERSON NOW?"
OR "IS SHE ALWAYS GONNA BE THE BEST PERSON FOREVER
AND EVER AMEN?" HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
A FIRST-GRADE TEACHER WANTED HER STUDENTS TO SING A LOVELY SONG
"RAINBOWLAND" BY DOLLY PARTON AND MILEY CYRUS, WHICH SCHOOL
OFFICIALS DEEMED INAPPROPRIATE.
SO LET'S HEAR THESE DANGEROUS LYRICS.
>> ♪ LIVING IN A RAINBOWLAND ♪ THE SKIES ARE BLUE AND
♪ THINGS ARE GRAND ♪ WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO
♪ LIVE IN PARADISE ♪ WHERE WE'RE FREE TO BE
>> Stephen: THEY'RE AFRAID OF RAINBOWS AND BEING FREE TO
BE EXACTLY WHO WE ARE. THESE ARE PEOPLE WEREN'T
HUGGED ENOUGH AS CHILDREN. BUT YOU KNOW WHO WOULD HUG THEM?
DOLLY PARTON. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IN ADDITION TO "RAINBOWLAND," THE DISTRICT ALSO INITIALLY
BLOCKED THE MUPPET SONG "RAINBOW CONNECTION."
ALTHOUGH THEY LATER WENT BACK ON THAT RULING ONCE THEY LEARNED
THAT KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY ARE IN A TRADITIONAL
FROG-PIG SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP, AS GOD INTENDED.
NOW, UNSURPRISINGLY, SOME PARENTS OUT THERE
SPECULATED THE BAN ON BOTH RAINBOW SONGS WAS PART OF
A GREATER CRACKDOWN WITHIN THE SCHOOL DISTRICT ON LGBTQ ISSUES.
YES, BECAUSE ALL RAINBOWS ARE GAY.
THAT'S WHY THE SCHOOL VENDING MACHINE ONLY SERVES
GRAY SKITTLES WITH THE SLOGAN "TASTE THE HETERO!"
I'M SORRY, I'M BEING TOLD THAT WE HAVE A BREAKING
NEWS ALERT! WE CAN NOW CONFIRM MULTIPLE
OUTLETS ARE REPORTING. DO NOT COPY GWYNETH PALTROW
AND BLOW OZONE GAS UP YOUR BUTT. THIS IS A VOLATILE
AND ONGOING SITUATION, SO IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN IN THE ROOM,
LET THEM STAY, BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA LOVE THESE BUTT JOKES.
HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING. THIS ACTUAL NEWS STORY.
EARLIER THIS MONTH, GWYNETH WENT ON A PODCAST AND MADE THE
FOLLOWING CONFESSION. >> WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST WELLNESS
THING YOU'VE EVER DONE? >> I HAVE USED OZONE THERAPY
UH, RECTALLY. IT'S PRETTY WEIRD.
>> IT'S PRETTY WEIRD, YEAH. >> BUT VERY, IT'S BEEN
VERY HELPFUL. 'S
>> YEAH. >> Stephen: NO, I'M SURE IT IS
HELPFUL. SOMETIMES YOU NEED A
LITTLE SPRITZ OF AIR TO KNOCK OUT THAT JADE EGG.
TURNS OUT, LOOK IT UP. IT'S A THING.
THIS OZONE THING IS A THING.
ACCORDING TO THE CLEVELAND CLINIC,
MEDICAL-GRADE OZONE GAS, ADMINISTERED THROUGH AN
OZONE-GENERATOR DEVICE, CAN BE INSERTED IN YOUR BODY IN MANY
WAYS. ESPECIALLY AFTER THE
OZONE-GENERATOR DEVICE HAS A COUPLE GLASSES OF WINE.
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD DO IT.
OZONE IS A TOXIC GAS THAT IS MOST FAMOUS FOR BLOCKING
SOLAR RADIATION. SO WHY WOULD YOU STICK IT
WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE? >> DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
>> Stephen: BUT RECTAL OZONE HAS ALREADY HAD ONE BENEFIT.
IT'S INSPIRED GWYNETH'S HOTTEST GOOP PRODUCT, "THIS CANDLE
SMELLS LIKE THE OZONE THAT'S BEEN IN MY BUTT."
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
MY GUESTS ARE TARON EGERTON AND COMEDIAN JAY CHANDRASEKHAR.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, MY WIFE, EVIE, AND I HAVE SOME
FIRST DRAFTS OF EASTER CARDS. STICK AROUND.
♪ ♪
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
GIVE IT UP FOR LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND RIGHT THE
THERE. LOUIS, WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SHOW
FOR EVERYBODY TONIGHT. HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE "KINGSMAN"
MOVIES? TARON EGERTON WILL BE HERE.
ALSO "ROCKET MAN." HE'S GOT THAT NEW MOVIE,
"TETRIS." IT'S ABOUT THE GAME, TETRIS.
>> Louis: I HEARD. >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW THE
ONE HE PLAYS. I HOPE IT'S THE ONE THAT DOES
THIS. AND THE COMEDIAN JAY
CHANDRASEKHAR WILL BE OUT HERE. FOLKS, IT'S ALMOST EASTER,
WHEN CHRISTIANS SOLEMNLY SIT THROUGH EASTER MASS,
REFLECTING ON HOW WE'RE GONNA GO TO BRUNCH AND EAT A COUCH
CUSHION WORTH OF WAFFLES. EASTER ALSO MEANS
EASTER CARDS. BUT NOT EVERY CARD GETS IT RIGHT
ON THE FIRST TRY, SO WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THOSE EARLY
ATTEMPTS TONIGHT IN OUR SEGMENT, "FIRST DRAFTS."
>> NO! STUPID!
>> Stephen: OF COURSE I CANNOT DO FIRST DRAFTS ABOUT THE HELP
OF MY LOVELY WIFE, EVIE McGEE, EVERYBODY.
>> Evie: HELLO. HELLO.
THANK YOU. HI.
>> Stephen: COUNSELOR, I LOVE YOUR SUIT.
THAT'S VERY NICE. NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Evie: DON'T MESS WITH ME. >> Stephen: I NEVER DO.
DARLING. >> Evie: YES, SIR.
>> Stephen: ALWAYS LOVELY TO HAVE YOU HERE.
YOU KNOW HOW WE PLAY THIS. >> Evie: I DO.
>> Stephen: WHAT HAPPENS IS YOU'RE GOING TO AND THESE TO ME
ONE AT A TIME OF THE TOP CARD IS GOING TO BE REALLY LOVELY CARD,
AN EASTER CARD IN THIS CASE, THE KIND YOU WOULD BUY AT A STORE
THAT THE ONE BEHIND IT WILL BE THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE CAR THAT
WAS NOT GOOD AND THEREFORE WAS NOT SOLD.
GOT IT? GIVE IT TO ME.
DOES EVERYONE OUT THERE UNDERSTAND?
>> Evie: I THINK THEY KNOW. WE HAVE ALL BEEN THROUGH THIS A
LOT NOW. >> Stephen: I JUST NEED VERBAL
FEEDBACK. THAT'S ALL.
HERE'S ONE. >> Evie: ARE YOU FEELING
INSECURE? THIS IS A VERY GOOD BIT.
I'M >> Stephen: REALLY? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT A MAN
WHO COMES OUT EVERY NIGHT AND TELLS JOKES TO PEOPLE WHO CHANT
HIS NAME IS INSECURE? OKAY.
THIS ONE IS A LITTLE RELIGIOUS. IF I MAY.
IT SAYS, "HE IS ARISEN.
HALLELUJAH!" STRAIGHT AND TO THE POINT.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, "HE IS ARISEN.
WAIT, THERE'S A LATER MASS? THEN I'M A-GOIN' BACK TO SLEEP."
THAT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY. >> Evie: THAT'S TRUE.
DID YOU HEAR THE POPE IS IN THE HOSPITAL?
>> Stephen: WHAT? HOW MUCH IN THE HOSPITAL?
>> Evie: RESPIRATORY INFECTION IS WHAT I READ.
>> Stephen: HE'LL BE FINED. >> Evie: IT'S A BIG WEEK FOR
HIM. IT'S HIS BIGGEST WEEK.
>> Stephen: SUNDAYS HIS BIGGEST WEEK, THE START.
HE WILL PULL IT OUT. HE IS THE POPE.
YOU SCARED ME. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE
LIKE HE IS IN THERE AND HE'S NOT COMING OUT.
>> Evie: NOEL. HOPEFULLY NOT.
>> Stephen: HOPEFULLY NOT. >> Evie: [LAUGHS]
>> Stephen: THIS ONE IS GREAT. IT SAYS,
"YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST PEEPS. HAPPY EASTER!"
>> Evie: YOU LOVE PEEPS. THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
IT IS JOHN'S FAVORITE. OUR SON, JOHN.
>> Stephen: I LOVE OUR CONVERSATIONS WHEN WE ARE DOING
THIS. IT'S REALLY MORE IMPORTANT TO ME
THAN THE JOKES. THE FACT THAT YOU AND I GET A
CHANCE TO TALK TO EACH OTHER. DON'T THROW THE CARDS AWAY.
BUT I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME.
BUT IF HE COULD NOT BE BETWEEN THE SET UP IN THE PUNCH LINE.
THAT WOULD BE, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
THAT'S ALL. AND THEN WE CAN TALK FOR AS LONG
GREAT. BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID.
>> Evie: BY THE WAY. >> Stephen: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
THE POPE? BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID
"YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST PEEPS. WHICH MEANS YOU STILL
KIND OF SUCK." PEEPS AREN'T GOOD.
THEY'RE NOT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FOR
EASTER THIS YEAR? BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WANT TO TALK.
>> Evie: WE CAN TALK. >> Stephen: DARLING, WE CAN
TALK ANYTIME YOU WANT. WE WILL EDIT IT OUT LATER.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? DO YOU THINK THE KIDS ARE GOING
TO JOIN US FOR EASTER? >> Evie: I DO.
ALL SIGNS LEAD TO YES. >> Stephen: INCLUDING OUR
YOUNGEST WHO IS IN COLLEGE. DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO COME
BACK? WHAT LEADS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT.
>> Evie: HE SAID HE WOULD TRY. >> Stephen: HERE IS A CUTE
ONE. "HAPPY EASTER.
OH, BOY! LOOK WHAT OUR LITTLE
EASTER DOGGIE BROUGHT US!" DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
BUT IT'S QUITE SWEET. BUT HERE'S THE FIRST DRAFT.
"HAPPY EASTER. OH, GOD!
BANJO ATE THE CHOCOLATE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE
BASKET ON THE COFFEE TABLE, YOU IDIOT!
GET HIM TO THE CAR!" >> Evie: THAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
>> Stephen: IT DID. THAT DID HAPPEN TO ME.
SOMEONE I DATED BEFORE YOU, AND IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THERE WAS
SOMEONE BEFORE YOU, BUT HER DOG --
I NEVER HAD A DOG. I DO KNOW DOGS COULDN'T EAT
CHOCOLATE SO I LEFT MY EASTER BASKET ON THE FLOOR AND THE DOG
CAME ALONG AND ATE ALL OF IT. WE DID NOT DATE MUCH LONG AFTER
THAT. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, DO YOU WANT
TO EAT AT HOME OR DO YOU WANT TO TRY TO GET A BRUNCH RESERVATION?
>> Evie I THINK AT THIS POINT WE HAVE TO BE AT HOME.
WHO IS GOING TO HAVE US? IT'S TOO LATE.
>> Stephen: WHO IS GOING TO HAVE US?
I'M STEPHEN COLBERT. WE CAN GET INTO TGI FRIDAY'S.
COME ON. ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE.
THIS ONE IS ADORABLE. "A TISKET, A TASKET.
YOU FOUND YOUR EASTER BASKET!" SO CUTE.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, "A TISKET, A TASKET.
YOUR EASTER BASKET IS THE FIRST IN A SERIES OF CLUES.
GO TO THE OLD CHURCH AT DAWN IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR
HUSBAND AGAIN." THAT'S SO DARK.
THAT'S WHY THEY DIDN'T SELL THAT ONE.
THE SECOND ONE IS NOT THE GOOD ONE.
>> Evie: THE QUESTION IS, WHAT CHURCH ARE WE GOING TO GO TO?
>> Stephen: A CATHOLIC CHURCH. WE DON'T HAVE TO DO.
WE CAN GO TO A PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
EVIE'S PRESBYTERIAN. I'M CATHOLIC.
I WILL MISS YOU. THIS ONE HAS A NICE PICTURE
OF A CROSS AND INSIDE IT SAYS, "LET TH LOVE OF THE RISEN LORD
LIFT YOU UP TODAY AND ALL DAYS" THIS ONE IS VERY NICE.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT HAD THE SAME PICTURE OF THE CROSS
AND SAID "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY RED SCARF?"
WAIT A SECOND. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I'M SURE SOME OF YOU ARE SAYING, "HEY, STEVE, I'D LOVE TO GIVE MY
LOVED ONES TERRIBLE GREETING CARDS."
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FOR EACH OF SIX DIFFERENT HOLIDAYS.
AND, AS ALWAYS: EVIE NOT INCLUDED.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TARON EGERTON.
THANK YOU, DARLING.
♪ ♪
>> Stephen: WE ARE BACK EVERYBODY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST
FROM THE "KINGSMAN" MOVIES, "BLACK BIRD," AND "ROCKETMAN."
HE NOW STARS IN "TETRIS." >> THIS IS IT.
>> THE ORIGINAL? >> AMAZING.
>> CAN I PLAY? >> YES.
>> IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BUGGING ME, WHY CAN'T THE LINES DISAPPEAR AT
ONCE INSTEAD OF ONE AT A TIME? >> I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TARON EGERTON!
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. >> Taron: HELLO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: LOVELY TO HAVE YOU
ON. I'VE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO
INTERVIEW YOU BEFORE. >> Taron: NO, I'VE NEVER DONE
THIS. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE ARRIVED.
THIS IS LOVELY. >> Stephen: I FEEL MUCH THE
SAME WAY. THANK YOU.
PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM "ROCKETMAN."
YOU PLAYED ELTON JOHN SO BEAUTIFULLY AND YOU RECENTLY
POSTED THIS ON ELTON JOHN'S BIRTHDAY.
YOU SAID, YOU SAID, YOU KNOW, YOU SAID IN HONOR OF YOUR
BIRTHDAY. >> Taron: YEAH, IN HONOR OF
YOUR 76TH BIRTHDAY COMING IT WAS WHEN I WAS REHEARSING.
ME AND MY TRAILER PLAYING PIANO AND SINGING A LITTLE BIT.
>> Stephen: HE WROTE BACK TO YOU "I LOVE YOU."
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A MOVIE STAR EVERYTHING LIKE THAT, DOESN'T
EVER FIGURE OUT WHEN YOU REALIZE ELTON JOHN LOVES YOU?
THAT SINCE LIKE A REALLY NICE FEELING.
>> Taron: YOU KNOW. I'M QUITE LOVABLE.
>> Stephen: HOW COULD HE RESIST, IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? >> Taron: OF COURSE IT IS
COMPLETELY SURREAL. HE IS A ICON AND WAS A TITANIC
FIGURE IN MY LIFE BEFORE I MET HIM.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HANG OUT? >> Taron: FROM TIME TO TIME.
HE IS ON A NEVER ENDING WORLD TOUR.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU SEEN THEM IN CONCERT?
>> Taron: YEAH, MANY TIMES. HE'S AMAZING.
>> Stephen: YOU GREW UP IN WALES, I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE
WELSH. BECAUSE EGERTON DOESN'T HAVE
ENOUGH CONSONANTS. BUT THEN YOU WENT TO LONDON, THE
ROYAL ACADEMY OF DRAMATIC ARTS. SUPER FANCY.
>> Taron: VERY FANCY. >> Stephen: PEOPLE HAVE GONE
TO ACTING SCHOOL. I'M CURIOUS IF IT IS OFTEN THEIR
UNUSUAL ACTING EXERCISES THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO
TEACH THEM SOMETHING SORT OF EPHEMERAL ABOUT CHARACTER OR
PRESENCE ON STAGE. >> Taron: IS THAT WHAT IT'S
ABOUT? >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT'S ABOUT. >> Taron: WE DID SOME REAL
WEIRD STUFF. WE DATED, LIGHT, ANIMAL CLASSES.
THAT'S A CLASSIC ONE. >> Stephen: DAMIAN LEWIS WAS
TALKING ABOUT DOING THAT. >> Taron: ANIMAL SPYING?
THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS IT. I HAD TO BE A SLOTH.
I WAS QUITE HIGH ENERGY QUITE PUPPYISH 19-YEAR-OLD.
THEY MADE ME BE A SLOTH. HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF BEING A
SLOTH. SOUNDS RIDICULOUS BUT HERE I AM
ON THE COLBERT SHOW. >> Stephen: I'M CURIOUS, HOW
CHALLENGING IS IT TO BE A SLOTH? >> Taron: WELL, I THINK IF
YOU'RE AS HIGH-ENERGY AS I WAS AT 20, QUITE CHALLENGING.
>> Stephen: DO YOU STILL HAVE IT?
CAN YOU STILL DO SLOTH? >> Taron: PUT YOUR HAND OUT.
JUST PUT YOUR HAND OUT. IT'S WEIRD, ISN'T IT?
DOES IT FEEL LIKE A SLOTH? >> Stephen: I THOUGHT I WAS
GOING TO LOOK UP AND SEE FOR. >> Taron: IT'S THE POWER OF
ACTING. >> Stephen: DID THE TEACHER
EVER SAY, TAKE THAT SLOP INTO DID IT TRANSLATE INTO CHARACTER?
>> Taron: A WORRYING LACK OF APPLICATION.
>> Stephen: THIS IS THE ROYAL ACADEMY.
>> Taron: WE ALSO DID, WE DID HOURS OF MOVEMENT WHICH MAKES
SENSE. GETTING IN TUNE WITH THE
INSTRUMENT. WE DID ARM SWINGS, ENDLESS ARM
SWINGS. >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Taron: LIKE THIS. THE KNEES AS WELL.
COME ON. LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY. AND THEN YOU SWITCH AND YOU
SWITCH AND YOU SWITCH. YEAH, AND THEN OCCASIONALLY AS
WELL IN BETWEEN THE ARM SWINGS, YOU WOULD DO A FLOP FORWARD.
I'M NOT GOING TO DEMONSTRATE THAT BECAUSE I HAVE HAD TROUSERS
EXPLODE ON A TALK SHOW BEFORE. >> Stephen: WE WOULDN'T WANT
YOUR TROUSERS TO EXPLODE. THE RATINGS WOULD BE TOO GOOD
FOR THAT. DID YOU EVER DO THIS ONE?
DID YOU EVER DO THAT ONE, WARM-UP EXERCISE?
>> Taron: I FEEL LIKE IT MIGHT BE A SUIT EXPLODING RISK SO I'M
GOING TO SKIP IT. >> Stephen: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
IN WALES? >> Taron: FROM A TOWN THAT
MEANS THE MOUTH OF THE RIVER. BEFORE THAT I WAS FROM A VILLAGE
IN WALES. >> Stephen: I HAVE BEEN TOLD
THAT YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING HOMETOWN.
>> Taron: [SPEAKING WELSH] >> Stephen: I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOUR WORD FOR IT. DOES THAT MEAN SOMETHING?
>> Taron: I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT, BUT IT DOES.
>> Stephen: DO ALL THE MEN IN WALES SING IN A CHOIR?
>> Taron: THERE IS A LOT OF THAT.
I SANG IN A CHOIR WHEN I WAS COMING UP AND IN SCHOOL.
>> Stephen: IN WELSH? [SINGING]
>> Taron: VERY GOOD. >> Stephen: I LIKE THE
LONGBOW, I AM GRATEFUL TO THE LONGBOW MEN FROM WALES.
KING HENRY AGAINST THE FRENCH CAVALRY.
>> Taron: STRAPPED IN. >> Stephen: THERE WILL BE A
TEST AT TONIGHT'S INTERVIEW. WE WILL TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MARK TARON EGERTON.
STICK AROUND.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
WE ARE BACK WITH THE STAR OF "TETRIS," TARON EGERTON.
YOU ARE STARTING A NEW FILM CALLED "TETRIS."
OKAY. >> Taron: IT'S MORE EXCITING
THAN IT SOUNDS. >> Stephen: THE THING IS, I'M
ACTUALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A
GROUNDBREAKING VIDEO GAME HAD WHAT IS THE ACTUAL STORY THAT
YOU'RE TELLING? >> Taron: YEAH, IT'S NOT A
MOVIE ABOUT, YOU KNOW, GEOMETRIC SHAPES OR WHATEVER.
IT'S THE STORY BEHIND THE VIDEO GAME KIND OF STRANGER THAN
FICTION. I PLAY A GUY CALLED HENK ROGERS
WHO HAD A SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE GAME, HE'S A GAME PUBLISHER.
>> Stephen: IS THAT WHAT WE WERE SEEING?
>> Taron: THAT'S ALREADY IN RUSSIA.
THE RIGHTS WEREN'T AVAILABLE SO I TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO GO TO
THE LOCATION OF THE INVENTION OF THE GAME WHICH WAS SOVIET RUSSIA
RIGHT AT THE END OF THE SOVIET UNION.
1989. THERE HE DANGEROUS, VERY
HIGH-RISK. WASN'T ALLOWED TO BE THERE.
GOT A TOURIST VISA BUT HE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE INTERESTED.
THE KGB GOT INVOLVED IN ALL TURNED INTO A RACE TO WIN THE
RIGHTS. >> Stephen: THE KGB GOT
INVOLVED IN US BEING UP TO PLAY --
>> Taron: THE STATE OWNED THE RIGHTS AS PER THE LAW THE TIMES
OF THE GOVERNMENT WERE VERY INTERESTED.
>> Stephen: IS THAT WHAT GLASNOST WAS ABOUT, ALLOWING US
TO PLAY TETRIS IN THE WEST? I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY.
DID YOU PLAY THE GAME? >> Taron: A BIT.
YEAH. A BIT.
IT'S TERRIBLE. >> Stephen: YOU CAN SAY NO.
YOU CAN SAY NO. >> Taron: I WAS IN SxSW ON
DOING INTERVIEWS FOR THE MOVIE. I AM SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THE
MOVIE. OCCASIONALLY I GET ASKED ABOUT
THE GAME AND I SAY YEAH, YOU KNOW, YEAH.
I FIND IT QUITE HARD TO GET PASSIONATE ABOUT, YOU KNOW.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT DISCOGRAPHY OF RADIOHEAD, IS IT?
IT'S FUN. BUT -- IT'S FUN.
IT'S NEAT. THE MOVIE IS MUCH MORE
INTERESTING. >> Stephen: WHO HERE HAS PLAY
TETRIS? >> [CHEERING]
>> Taron: LOOK AT THAT. >> Stephen: THE AUDIENCE.
>> Taron: YOU SHOULD BE PROMOTING THE MOVIE.
THE MOVIE IS GOOD. >> Stephen: WE HEARD ABOUT THE
IDEA OF A TETRIS MOVIE AND THIS IS TRUE, ALMOST SEVEN YEARS AGO
ON THE SHOW IN 2016. WE REALLY DID.
THERE WAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW IS GOING TO MAKE A
TETRIS MOVIE AND SO IN THE MONOLOGUE WE TRIED TO PROVIDE
OUR OWN LIVES SNEAK PEEK ABOUT WHAT THE MOVIE WOULD BE LIKE I
WOULD LIKE TO SHOW IT TO YOU TO SEE HOW CLOSE YOU THINK WE GOT.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR MOVIE. LET ME KNOW HOW CLOSE WE GOT.
WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" HAVE SECURED AN EXCLUSIVE LIVE CLIP
-- LIVE CLIP FROM THE UPCOMING "TETRIS" MOVIE.
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT OUR FAMILIES SAY, WE, WE BELONG
TOGETHER. >> MAKE LOVE TO ME NOW.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC] OH, GOD, OH.
OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO LIKE THIS. OH, MY GOD.
OH, YEAH.
OKAY. >> I'M GOING DOWN.
GO LEFT. YES, YES.
OH, YES, THAT'S GOOD! >> Stephen: ARE WE CLOSE AT
ALL? >> Taron: I AM JUST AN&
INNOCENT BOY FROM TE HILLS OF WALES.
YOU CAN'T TO BE SHOWING ME STUFF LIKE THAT.
YOU CAN'T BE SHOWING THAT FILTH. >> Stephen: THAT'S HOW LITTLE
PAC-MAN ARE MADE. TARON, LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
"TETRIS" IN THEATERS AND APPLE TV+ THIS FRIDAY.
TARON EGERTON EVERYBODY. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
COMEDIAN JAY CHANDRASEKHAR.
♪ ♪
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW."
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. FOLKS, MY FIRST --
MY NEXT GUEST. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY MY FIRST
GUEST. MY NEXT GUEST IS A WRITER,
DIRECTOR, AND ONE FIFTH OF THE BROKEN LIZARD COMEDY TROUPE
BEHIND "SUPER TROOPERS" AND "BEERFEST."
HE NOW STARS IN THEIR NEW MOVIE, "QUASI."
>> ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS AGAIN IN MY COUNTRY?
>> THEY ARE ALL MY COUNTRIES. THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE HERE IS
SO YOU CAN HORN IT ON HER CORONATION.
>> PLEASE, GENTLEMAN. LET'S ENJOY THE FEAST.
>> TAKE YOUR SUPREMACY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR [...]
>> DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE PEANUTS WALKING DOWN THE
STREET? >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK
TO "THE LATE SHOW," JAY CHANDRASEKHAR.
HELLO, JAY. THERE YOU GO.
WELCOME BACK. >> Jay: THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN? >> Jay: SO GOOD.
>> Stephen: I'LL FIX THAT. THE NEW MOVIE, "QUASI," AS I
SAID, THE "SUPER TROOPER MOVIES," "BEERFEST."
THIS IS A PERIOD FILM. WHY A PERIOD FILM?
>> Jay: WE WERE A SKETCH GROUP TO START.
WE MET WHEN WE WERE 19. START OF THE GROUP WHEN I WAS
21. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
IT'S BEEN LIKE 30 YEARS. [APPLAUSE]
YEAH. >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
>> Jay: IT'S INCREDIBLE. WE ALWAYS THOUGHT WE WOULD
SORT OF BE MONTY PYTHON, MAKE MOVIES LIKE THAT.
SO WE WERE DOING A LOT OF SKETCHES.
WE WERE WEARING WIGS AND DRESSES AND ALL THESE THINGS AND MY
FRIEND STEVE WAS WORKING AT THE RECORD STORE BACK WHEN WE HAD
RECORDS AND THERE WAS A GUY IN THE JAZZ SECTION WHO SPOKE OUT
OF THE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH. HE WOULD GO, "ANOTHER LONELY
WEEKEND IN NEW YORK CITY." AND STEVE WOULD COME BACK INTO
THAT IMITATION AND WE WOULD DO THE IMITATION AND THEN WE WERE
LIKE, LET'S MAKE A CHARACTER LIKE THAT.
AND THEN WE WERE LIKE, HOW CAN WE MAKE AND SADDER?
LET'S MAKE HIM A HUNCHBACK. HE WAS A HUNCHBACK.
THE HUNCHBACK LIVED IN 16TH CENTURY FRANCE SO WE NEED A
KING, A POPE THAT EVENTUALLY REMAIN THIS POLITICAL THRILLER.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS MOVIE THAT YOU'RE MAKING
WHICH IS YOUR EIGHTH MOVIE IS FROM 30 YEARS AGO?
>> Jay: WE WROTE IT, IT'S ONE OF OUR OLDEST SCRIPTS.
>> Stephen: WOW. >> Jay: WE MADE "SUPER
TROOPERS" MUCH MORE REAL AND AFTERWARDS WE HAD A SUCCESS IN
THE STUDIO WOULD BE LIKE, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO MAKE AND WE
WOULD BE LIKE HOW ABOUT THIS, "QUASI."
AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE, WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT?
EVENTUALLY FOX SEARCHLIGHT WHICH MAKES A LOT OF PERIOD PIECES,
THEY READ IT AND SAID IT'S RIGHT UP OUR ALLY.
>> Stephen: WE ALREADY HAVE THE WARDROBES.
THERE IS A FAMILIAR VOICE NARRATING THIS FILM.
THE BEGINNING OF THE END. IT IS BRIAN COX WHO PEOPLE KNOW
AS A CHARACTER FROM SUCCESSION. DOES HE DROP AS MANY F-BOMBS
ONSET AS HE DOES AS LOGAN ON "SUCCESSION."
>> Jay: WE CALL HIM COXY.
IT BRINGS US ALL UP. BRIAN, WE HAVE A INSULTSTYLE OF
FRIENDSHIP. WE MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER.
THE HOUSE OF PAIN. ALWAYS MAKING JOKES ABOUT EACH
OTHER AND BRIAN CAME IN AND SAW THAT AND HE WANTED TO FIT IN AND
HE WOULDN'T HIT US WITH INSULTS, YOU ARE LIKE, LITTLE TOO FAR.
THAT'S A LITTLE TOO FAR. >> Stephen: I DON'T GET THE
JOKE. >> Jay: WE MADE "SUPER
TROOPERS 2" AND WE ARE MAKING NUMBER THREE.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE? WHEN IS THAT?
>> Jay: WE ARE GOING TO SHOOT THAT NEXT.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. >> Jay: GREW A MUSTACHE AND
YOU CAN HOP ON BOARD. >> Stephen: I'VE GOT ALL THE
TIME IN THE WORLD. YOU DIRECTED A FILM CALLED
"EASTER SUNDAY" WITH A COMEDIAN, ONE OF THE PARTNERS WITH
STEVEN SPIELBERG, HIS ORGANIZATION AND THAT YOU AS A
DIRECTOR GOT A NOTE FROM STEVEN SPIELBERG, HOW DOES IT
FEEL TO GET A NOTE FROM STEVEN SPIELBERG AS A DIRECTOR?
>> Jay: THIS IS JO'S FIRST MOVIE, HE'S HUGE, HE SELLS OUT
STADIUMS. MR. SPIELBERG IS THE BOSS OF THE
MOVIE, THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. ON THE FIRST DAY, JOE IS FEELING
A LITTLE INSECURE, HE'S REALLY GOT TO ACT AND HE GOES, DO YOU
MIND IF I WEAR MY JO HAT? SURE, NO PROBLEM.
REALLY FUNNY SCENE IN JO HAS THE DODGER HAT ON AND THE DAILIES GO
TO BURBANK AND I GET A CALL FROM THE HEAD OF AMBLIN AND SHE SAYS
STEVEN REALLY LIKES THE SCENE BUT HE IS ONE NOTE FOR YOU.
WHAT'S THAT? MOVIE STARS DON'T WEAR HATS.
I WAS LIKE, OH, OKAY. SO THEN TO JO KOY.
WE GOT A NOTE FROM MR. SPIELBERG SANG MOVIE STARS DON'T WEAR
HATS. AND HE GOES, WHAT ABOUT
INDIANA JONES? I GUESS I COULD ARGUE WITH
MR. SPIELBERG OR YOU COULD TAKE THE HAT OFF IN THE NEXT SCENE
AND HE GOES YEAH, LET'S TAKE THE HAT OFF.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE TO RESHOOT THAT SCENE?
>> Jay: KNOW WE DID NOT BUT NOBODY WORE A HAT AFTER THAT.
I DIDN'T EVEN WEAR A HAT. NOBODY IS WEARING HATS.
>> Stephen: THE NEXT NOTE IS GOING TO BE "MOVIE STARS DON'T
WEAR PANTS." HE'S JUST SEEING HOW FAR YOU CAN
PUSH YOU. >> Jay: WHATEVER HE SAYS, I'LL
DO IT. >> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOU
ENJOY ADRENALINE. YOU HELI-SKI.
BACKWOODS IN A HELICOPTER AND JUMP OUT AND SKI DOWN.
THIS SOUNDS DANGEROUS AND WHY DO YOU ENJOY IT?
>> Jay: I THINK I DO IT BECAUSE I GREW UP IN LILY WHITE
CHICAGO AND THE '70s. I WAS THE ONLY INDIAN KID AROUND
AND I WAS ALSO THE FASTEST KID IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
FASTEST KID IN MY HIGH SCHOOL. I WAS LIKE, THAT GOT THE A LOT
OF CURRENCY. THERE'S A LOT OF OPINIONS, HEY,
INDIANS DON'T SKI. YOU WATCH ME.
I LEARNED HOW TO SKI. AND THEN I'M LIKE, WHAT'S THE
MOST ADVANCED VERSION OF THAT? SO I WENT HELI-SKIING.
I GOT ALL THESE NOTES ON MY INSTAGRAM, I DIDN'T KNOW INDIANS
SKIED. WATCH ME, PAL.
>> Stephen: JAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
"QUASI" IS AVAILABLE APRIL 20TH ON HULU.
JAY CHANDRASEKHAR, EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE BROOKE SHIELDS
AND AUTHOR CLINT SMITH. STICK AROUND FOR JAMES.
GOOD NIGHT! ♪ ♪