Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. UH, I'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF
UNFORTUNATE NEWS ABOUT TONIGHT'S SHOW.
EVERYTHING'S OKAY. IT'S JUST THAT MY DOG, BENNY,
ATE THE OPENING CREDITS. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE DOESN'T READ
THE LABELS. ANYWAY, THE GOOD NEWS IS, IS
THAT I HAVE RIGHT HERE, DANIELS, THE SUPERSTAR DIRECTING DUO
BEHIND THE OSCAR-NOMINATED FILM "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT
ONCE" AND THEY HAVE GENEROUSLY AGREED TO MAKE US A NEW OPENING
CREDITS. THANK YOU, STEPHEN.
WE'RE REALLY EXCITED TO SHOW YOU WHAT WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON.
Stephen: ME TOO. I MEAN, YOUR FILM IS SUCH A FUN,
WILD RIDE. IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.
IT'S GOT HOT DOG HANDS AND SINGING RACCOONS AND KUNG FU.
THANK YOU. YEAH, BUT WE DIDN'T DO ANY OF
THAT FOR THIS. Stephen: WHAT?
YEAH, WE FIGURED IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.
YOUR AUDIENCE IS PROBABLY TIRED. THEY COULD USE A BREAK.
YOU CAN'T ENJOY YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T FEEL WELL RESTED.
AND SO WE WENT WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE CALM, MEDITATIVE.
Stephen: MEDITATIVE? GUYS, THIS IS THE OPENING TO A
COMEDY SHOW. SHH.
Stephen: YOU NEED A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF--
SHUSH, SHUT, SHUT YOUR FACE. ROLL THE TAPE.
[GENTLE MUSIC] [SPEAKING SOFTLY]
IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
TONIGHT, STEPHEN WELCOMES NICK KROLL AND CONGRESSMAN JIM HIMES.
FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND.
AND SPECIAL ACTIVITY: RECONNECTING WITH A CHILDHOOD
FRIEND OVER THE PHONE. PLUS, THE LIFE-CHANGING
REALIZATION THAT YOU ARE ENOUGH AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
AND A FULL HOUR OF WATCHING A MUSHROOM GROW OUT OF A FALLEN
TREE. TO KNOWLEDGE THE BEAUTY AND THE
FACT THAT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOU, MUST ONE DAY DIE
IN ORDER FOR MORE LIFE TO FORM, BECAUSE DEATH AND GROWTH ARE
INTERCONNECTED. Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
JIMMY, COULD YOU STOP, PLEASE. THANK YOU.
IT'S, UH, IT'S COOL. IT'S REALLY COOL, GUYS.
IT'S JUST, IT'S A TERRIBLE OPENING FOR MY SHOW.
WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Stephen: WE NEED ENERGY.
OKAY? I WANTED EXPLOSIONS.
I WANTED FIGHTS. I WANT SOMEBODY TO KICK THROUGH
A WALL. WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
IT'S TIME TO START THE SHOW, AND THE AUDIENCE IS ASLEEP.
SORRY, STEPHEN. WHAT DO WE DO?
UM, YOU COULD JUST NOT DO THE SHOW.
Stephen: NO. I'M NOT GOING TO LET THESE TWO
INEXPERIENCED MAN-CHILDREN RUIN MY SHOW JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE
MULTIVERSE WHERE THEY SUCK. HIT THE LIGHTS!
CUE THE ANNOUNCER. FIRE UP THE BAND.
SCRIPT! SOMEBODY'S GOT TO SAVE THIS
SHOW. POWDER!
LIPGLOSS. STEPHEN, IT'S WORKING.
THE AUDIENCE IS WAKING UP. Stephen: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
THEY ARE. SHH.
Audience: [CHANTING]
STEPHEN! YES, THEY ARE EVEN MORE
PUMPED UP THAN EVER BEFORE. Stephen: YEAH, IT'S ALMOST
AS IF THAT MEDITATIVE OPENING GOT THEM EVEN MORE EXCITED.
THE AUDIENCE COULD USE A BREAK.
YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN IF YOU'RE NOT WELL RESTED.
[DING] ONE SECOND TO SHOWTIME.
Stephen: SERIOUSLY? ONE SECOND?
YES. ONE SECOND.
THAT'S IT. Stephen: BUT ONE SECOND'S
NOT EVEN ENOUGH FOR ME TO MAKE IT TO THE STAGE.
UNLESS! I WANT TO SEE EXPLOSIONS.
I WANT TO SEE FIGHTS. I WANT TO SEE SOMEBODY KICK
THROUGH A WALL. [STAMPING]
LET'S DO IT! [GASPING]
OH, MY GOD. Stephen: MY STUNT DOUBLE!
HE'S DEAD! HE RAN INTO THE WALL INSTEAD
OF THE BREAKAWAY WALL. Stephen: WHY DOES NO ONE
READ LABELS AROUND HERE? IT'S HALF A SECOND TO
SHOWTIME. Stephen: HALF A SECOND?
TIME FLIES. QUICK!
DANIELS, TAKE THIS BODY, DUMP IT IN A HOLE AND COVER IT WITH LYE.
YES, SIR. Stephen: WELCOME TO THE
DREAM FACTORY, GENTLEMEN. I'VE GOT A SHOW TO SAVE!
[GROANS] [SHOUTING]
♪ ♪
[CHEERING]
♪ ♪ Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
FOLKS! WELCOME, ONE AT ALL TO "THE
LATE SHOW." I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT WELCOME.
YOU'RE ALREADY A WAY BETTER AUDIENCE FOR THIS WEEK'S
CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL ACTION CONFERENCE,
OR CPAC, WHICH WAS NOT C-PACKED. TURNS OUT, CPAC REALLY STANDS
FOR "CRAZY TO PUT UP ALL THESE CHAIRS."
THE CROWD THAT DID ATTEND WAS MOSTLY RABID MAGA SUPPORTERS,
SO IT'S NO SURPRISE THE FORMER PRESIDENT GOT 62% OF THE VOTE
COMPARED TO 20% FOR FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS
IN THE ANNUAL STRAW POLL. SO HE'S EITHER REALLY POPULAR OR
STRAW POLL VOTERS JUST VOTED FOR THE PERSON WHOSE HAIR LOOKS MOST
LIKE STRAW. THE FORMER PRESIDENT USED HIS
SPEECH TO RE-RELAUNCH HIS 2024 CAMPAIGN, AND IT GOT REAL
CREEPY REAL FAST. IN 2016, I DECLARED,
I AM YOUR VOICE. TODAY, I ADD, I AM YOUR WARRIOR,
I AM YOUR JUSTICE, AND FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WRONGED
AND BETRAYED, I AM YOUR RETRIBUTION.
Stephen: THAT'S PRETTY HARSH. I HAVEN'T HEARD A POLITICAL
SPEECH THIS DARK SINCE H.W. BUSH AT THE 1992
REPUBLICAN CONVENTION. READ MY LIPS.
I'LL KILL CLINTON'S DOG. Stephen: BUT IT WASN'T ALL
TERRIFYING PREVIEWS OF THE FASCISM TO COME.
THERE WAS ALSO SOME SILLY STUFF LIKE WHEN HE SAID THIS ABOUT THE
BORDER WALL. AS YOU KNOW, I BUILT HUNDREDS
OF MILES OF WALL AND BIDEN, THEY TOOK IT AWAY.
THEY ACTUALLY TOOK IT AWAY AND THEY HID IT.
THEY PUT IT IN A HIDING AREA. Stephen: YES, THEY HID IT
IN A HIDING AREA. WHERE IS THAT?
MAYBE YOU CAN FIND IT IN THE NEW MAGA KIDS' BOOK,
"WHERE WALL GO." OF COURSE, IT WOULDN'T BE
A SPEECH FROM THE FORMER PRESIDENT WITHOUT SOME CLASSIC
MOUTH-OOPSIES. LIKE WHEN HE TRIED TO GO
AFTER THE MANHATTAN D.A. WHO'S INVESTIGATING HIM.
THE RACIST MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNE, ALVIN BRAGG, WHO IS
PRESIDING OVER ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS AND VIOLENT
CITIES IN THE UNITED STRAIGHTS. Stephen: YES, THE UNITED
STRAIGHTS OF AMERICA. ALSO KNOWN AS THE CROWD
AT A DAVE MATTHEWS CONCERT. SO, PRETTY EMBARRASSING THAT HE
MISPRONOUNCED THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE HE
DID IT A SECOND TIME. I WILL CHALLENGE THE
GOVERNORS OF ALL 50 SPATES. Stephen: YES.
YES, YES, HE WILL CHALLENGE THE GOVERNORS
OF ALL 50 SPATES. LIKE ALABAPA, IPADO,
WAPPINGTON, AND MIPPIPPIPPI. THE FORMER PRESIDENT ALSO
ANNOUNCED HIS SUPPORT FOR A POLICY THAT WOULD GIVE TAX
BREAKS TO NEW PARENTS LIVING IN CERTAIN AREAS.
BUT IT GOT KINDA WEIRD. WE WILL SUPPORT BABY BOOMERS
AND WE WILL SUPPORT BABY BONUSES FOR A NEW BABY BOOM.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND? THAT SOUNDS.
I WANT A BABY BOOM. OH, YOU MEN ARE SO LUCKY
OUT THERE, YOU'RE SO LUCKY. YOU ARE SO LUCKY, MEN.
Stephen: WAIT? WAIT, LUCKY 'CAUSE SEX?
DOES HE THINK WIVES ONLY HAVE SEX WITH THEIR HUSBANDS
IF THERE'S MONEY INVOLVED? OH, YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
THAT MAKES SENSE. OKAY, YEAH.
I CAN SEE WHY. THE EX-PRESIDENT ALSO WANTS TO
MAKE AN INVESTMENT IN FLYING CARS.
ARE HIS POLICIES BEING WRITTEN BY AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD?
"SO WE HAVE COOL AWESOME CITIES AND EVERYBODY GETS AROUND
IN A FLYING CAR, AND THERE'S AN AWESOME TREE FORT
WITH A SLIDE, AND ALL OF THE DRINKING FOUNTAINS HAVE
CHOCOLATE MILK IN THEM, AND DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON
IS NAMED OFFICIAL "SECRETARY OF BEING MY FRIEND FOR LIFE" AND
MOMMY GETS MONEY FOR HAVING SEX WITH DADDY."
THAT'S WHAT I DID THIS SUMMER. THE FORMER PREZ MAY HAVE BEEN
THE ONLY CANDIDATE PEOPLE CARED ABOUT, BUT HE WASN'T THE
ONLY CANDIDATE WHO SPOKE AT CPAC.
NIKKI HALEY DESCRIBED THE GREATEST PUBLIC HEALTH
EMERGENCY WE'VE EVER FACED. WOKENESS IS A VIRUS MORE
DANGEROUS THAN ANY PANDEMIC, HANDS DOWN.
Stephen: YES, WOKENESS IS SUCH A DANGEROUS VIRUS THAT
IT APPARENTLY KILLED TWO-THIRDS OF HER AUDIENCE.
GOT TO BE STOPPED. IT'S THE PRONOUNS.
HALEY WASN'T THE ONLY ONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO SHOUT NONSENSE
INTO AN EMPTY ROOM. HERE'S LAUREN BOEBERT
COMPLAINING ABOUT BIG GOVERNMENT IN THE DUMBEST WAY POSSIBLE.
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS BECOME TOO BIG.
THE ONLY THREE LETTERS OUR FOUNDING FATHERS EVER THOUGHT
WERE NECESSARY ARE "USA." STEPHONE: THAT'S A HELL OF
AN EXCUSE FOR NOT LEARNING THE REST OF THE ALPHABET.
"THE FOUNDING FATHERS WANTED US TO BE NUMBER ONE!
SOCIALISTS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THERE ARE BIGGER NUMBERS LIKE...
FIVE-TEEN AND THRUPLE." NO GATHERING OF REPUBLICANS
WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD DOWN HOME
RED-MEAT PANDERING. TAKE IT AWAY, JOHN-NOT-THAT-JOHN
KENNEDY-KENNEDY. WHAT ELSE IS THE TRUTH?
THE TRUTH IS THAT GOD IS GREAT, BEER IS GOOD, AND THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA IS STAR SPANGLED AWESOME.
Stephen: DID HE WRITE HIS SPEECH WITH MAGNETIC POETRY?
"EAGLES ARE PATRIOTS! GUNS ARE MEN.
TRUCKS ARE DAD. JESUS IS FOOTBALL.
AMEN, HIKE!" ONE G.O.P. CONTENDER NOTABLY
ABSENT FROM CPAC WAS FLORIDA GOVERNOR DESANTIS.
DESANTIS RECENTLY TOOK OVER THE BOARD THAT CONTROLS DISNEY
WORLD'S DEVELOPMENT DISTRICT. AND ONE OF DESANTIS' NEW
APPOINTEES IS FORMER PASTOR AND MIDDLE SCHOOL HEALTH TEACHER
PRONOUNCING EVERY SYLLABLE IN "MENSTRUATION," RON PERI.
PERI IS GETTING SOME ATTENTION FOR THIS COMMENT HE MADE
IN 2022. WHY ARE THERE HOMOSEXUALS
TODAY? THERE ARE ANY NUMBER OF REASONS.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S ESTROGEN IN THE WATER FROM BIRTH CONTROL
PILLS. THEY CAN'T GET IT OUT.
Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S NOT A THING.
BUT IF YOU ARE CONCERNED, "THE LATE SHOW" HAS A NEW
SPONSOR JUST FOR YOU. "ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT
TAP WATER TURNING YOU GAY? THEN TRY "MAN WATER",
♪ MAN WATER ♪ THE FIRST BOTTLED WATER THAT'S
FILTERED THROUGH BEEF JERKY AND THEN EXPOSED TO STRAIGHT
PORN. THIS WATER HAS NEVER CRIED
OR WATCHED "THELMA AND LOUISE". ♪ MAN WATER ♪
IT WAS ALSO RAISED BY A COLD, DISTANT FATHER THAT NEVER SAID
"I LOVE YOU." MAN WATER.
"WATER" YOU WAITING FOR, MAN? WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT. MY GUESTS ARE NICK KROLL
AND CONGRESSMAN JIM HIMES. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK,
WE GO TO HEALTH IN A HANDBASKET. STICK AROUND.
♪ ♪ Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
GIVE IT UP FOR LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND.
LOUIS, THAT'S INTENSE. DON'T KNOW, THE PEOPLE IN THE
AUDIENCE WERE TREATED AS SOMETHING VERY INTENSE.
WHAT WERE WE LISTENING TO? "TLOUIS OR >> Louis: THE MUSIC
OF RECENTLY DECEASED WAYNE SHORTER.
Stephen: BEAUTIFUL. I WANT TO THANKS FOR THE OPEN.
IT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE. LOVELY FELLAS.
YOU CAN SEE "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE."
IT'S IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND. FOLKS I'M NOT JUST IN THE LATE
SHOW HOST, I'M ALSO A DOCTOR. I'M HONORARY DOCTORATE OF FINE
ARTS BUT IT DOES ALLOW ME TO DO CREATIVE WRITING ON A
PRESCRIPTION PAD. I FEEL AS A DOCTOR IT'S MY
OBLIGATION TO KEEP YOU UPDATED ON ALL MATTERS OF YOUR
WELL-BEING AND MY NEW WELLNESS SEGMENT...
I AM ON A HIGHWAY TO HEALTH. Stephen: I LIKE IT.
WE'LL WORK ON IT. THERE'S BIG NEWS FROM THE FDA.
THEY'VE PUT OUT A PROPOSAL TO UPDATE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF
"HEALTHY." IS THAT NECESSARY?
WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT HEALTHY IS IT'S THE POTATO CHIPS WITH THE
LIGHTHOUSE ON THE BAG! YOU CAN'T FEED JUNK TO THE
GRIZZLED LONERS WHO PROTECT OUR ROCKY NEW
ENGLAND SHORES. NOW, SPECIFICALLY, THIS NEW FDA
RULE MEANS THAT MANUFACTURERS WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO
LABEL THEIR PRODUCTS "HEALTHY" IF THEY CONTAIN A MEANINGFUL
AMOUNT OF FOOD FROM AT LEAST ONE OF THE MAIN FOOD GROUPS.
SO FROM NOW ON, ALL FOOD MUST CONTAIN SOME FOOD.
UP TILL NOW, UP TILL THIS RULE,
MARIE CALLENDER'S WAS MOSTLY JUST CALLENDER.
AND JUST A HINT OF A MARIE. OBVIOUSLY, ANY NEW LABELING THAT
HELPS US EAT HEALTHIER IS GOOD. BUT FOOD BRANDS AREN'T TAKING
THIS SITTING DOWN WITH A TUB OF COOL WHIP.
FOR INSTANCE, CONAGRA, WHICH ACCOUNTS FOR 60% OF SALES
OF ALL PRODUCTS LABELED AS "HEALTHY" WITH THEIR
HEALTHY CHOICE FROZEN MEALS, SO IF THIS RULE GOES THROUGH,
THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAME OF HEALTHY CHOICE
CHICKEN LINGUINE TO "JUST EAT IT.
MOM'S AT BOOK CLUB." OTHER FOOD COMPANIE ARE ALSO
PROTESTING. GENERAL MILLS, KELLOGG, AND POST
SAY THE PROPOSAL WOULD EXCLUDE MORE THAN 95% OF BREAKFAST
CEREALS FROM BEING LABELED AS HEALTHY.
I CAN SEE WHY THEY'RE FIGHTING THIS.
BREAKFAST CEREALS ALREADY HAVE WAY TOO MANY RULES.
YOU WANT LUCKY CHARMS? YOU GOTTA STEAL 'EM
FROM A LEPRECHAUN. TRIX ARE ONLY FOR THOSE WHO CAN
AVOID A COKED-OUT RABBIT. FROOT LOOPS?
FOLLOW A WEIRD BRITISH TOUCAN INTO THE JUNGLE, WHERE HE'LL
MAKE YOU BREAKFAST. YOU WANT FROSTED FLAKES?
YOU GOTTA PLAY BASKETBALL WITH A FURRY.
BUT MOST OUTRAGED OF ALL MIGHT BE THE AMERICAN CHEESE SOCIETY,
ALSO KNOWN AS "AMERICA." THEY ARE ARGUING THAT BEING
"HEALTHY" IS MORE THAN JUST FOOD.
THEY SAY, "WHAT WE EAT, HOW AND WHEN WE EAT, EVEN WITH
WHOM WE EAT, AND OUR LIFESTYLE INFLUENCES WHAT IS HEALTHY
FOR A GROUP OR AN INDIVIDUAL. HEALTHY IS A LIFESTYLE THAT
INCLUDES EXERCISE, MENTAL WELL-BEING, AND OTHER ASPECT
BEYOND FOOD." ADDING, "CHEEZ WHIZ IS PART OF
A HEALTHY DIET, AS LONG AS YOUR DIET ALSO CONTAINS A 5K,
A THERAPIST, ANOTHER HEALTHIER DIET, AND A WEEPING SPOUSE
BEGGING YOU TO PUT DOWN THE SPRAY CHEESE SO THAT YOU CAN
'BE THERE WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER WALKS DOWN THE AISLE, DAVE.'"
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NICK KROLL.
♪ ♪ Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. MY FIRST GUEST THIS EVENING
IS A COMEDIAN AND THE CREATOR BEHIND "KROLL SHOW,"
"BIG MOUTH," AND "THE OH, HELLO SHOW."
HE NOW STARS IN "HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART TWO."
AND MUD PIES. GET YOUR MUD PIES FOR ME.
MADE WITH THE ABJECT SUFFERING AND ECZEMA OF THE
JEWISH DIASPORA. ALL YOU NEED TO DO...
JOSH, MY SWEET SON, COME HELP ME WITH THE FAMILY BUSINESS.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FAMILY BUSINESS, DAD.
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS FALLING IN LOVE.
AND I'LL NEVER MEET THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS IF I AM SELLING MUD
PIES. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I MET YOUR MOTHER SELLING MUD PIES.
HER FATHER CAME IN, BOX ONE, GOT ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE FOOD
POISONING AND AS PUNISHMENT HE T DIFFICULT DAUGHTER.
Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," NICK
KROLL. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LOVELY TO SEE YOU. IN PERSON.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SO LONG AND THANK YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE
BIT OF SPRINGTIME. Nick: THANK YOU FOR
STANDING FOR SO LONG BEFORE SITTING DOWN.
Stephen: IF YOU ENJOY IT, I CAN DO THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW.
YOU ARE A GUEST. Nick: IT'S YOUR SHOW.
PLEASE SIT, I'LL STAND. Stephen: I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY SAT DOWN. IT'S VERY RUDE OF THEM.
Nick: VERY RUDE OF YOU TO SIT.
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET A STANDING O THAT LASTED THE
ENTIRE INTERVIEW. BUT HERE'S WHERE WE ARE.
Stephen: LAST TIME YOU AND I SPOKE TO EACH OTHER WAS IN
2020 NEAR THE BEGINNING OF THE COVID.
Nick: THE SO-CALLED. Stephen: THE SO-CALLED.
Nick: SO-CALLED PANDEMIC. Stephen: SO-CALLED, KILLED
AMERICANS BY THE MILLIONS. IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU IN PERSON
I KNOW A LOT HAS GONE ON WITH YOU IN YOUR LIFE SINCE THEN.
YOU'RE MARRIED. AND YOU HAVE A BABY.
Nick: I DO. NO APPLAUSE.
THAT'S FINE. [APPLAUSE]
IT'S JUST A CONVERSATION BETWEEN FRIENDS.
YOU GUYS-- Stephen: HOW IS IT BEEN?
Nick: HONESTLY, IT'S A DAMN NIGHTMARE, STEPHEN.
Stephen: 2 YEARS OLD? Nick: I HAVE A 2-YEAR-OLD
SON AND IT'S AMAZING. I WAS TALKING TO A FRIEND ABOUT
THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART TWO AND I WAS EXPLAINING MY
CHARACTER. I WAS BUILD MY CHARACTERS FROM
THE NAME UP. I GREW UP JEWISH AND THERE'S A
STORY LINE THAT A LOT OF JEWISH FAMILIES HAVE, SOMEONE IN THEIR
FAMILY HAD TO LEAVE RUSSIA BECAUSE THEY KILLED A CLASSIC
WITH THEIR BARE HANDS. I THINK SCHMUCK MUDMAN WOULD BE
FUNNY IF HE HAD TO LEAVE RUSSIA BECAUSE HE NUDGED A CAUSTIC TO
DEATH. HE'S A REAL COWARD.
MY 2-YEAR-OLD JUST SITS THERE AND FROM THE CORNER OF THE ROOM
HE GOES "I AM A COWARD." I WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF
THAT'S THE LEGACY I WANT TO LEAVE.
Stephen: NOT BEFORE MOMMY OR DADDY.
Nick: HE SAID "DADDY IS A COWARD."
IT'S ABOUT INHERITED GENERATIONAL TRAUMA.
Stephen: SURE. WHAT'S YOUR PARENTING STYLE
LIKE? Nick: SEXY.
SEXY DAD. Stephen: THAT'S A LOT OF
PRESSURE. Nick: I AM A DILF.
Stephen: I THINK OF MYSELF AS A ZADDY.
Nick: I THINK OF YOU AS A CILF...
A CATHOLIC I'D LIKE TO [BLEEP] Stephen: AND YOU WERE
RAISED A JILF. ARE YOU ORTHODOX JILF?
Nick: NO, I'M A MODERN-- I'M A NP JILF.
I AM A NONPRACTICING I'D LIKE TO [BLEEP].
Stephen: AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE A FULL-LENGTH MIRROR.
I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF THIS IS GOING TO MAKE IT TO AIR.
THIS IS A LOT OF FUN. SEXY DAD.
Nick: YOU'RE A SEXY DAD. YOU'VE BEEN A SEXY DAD FOR A
MINUTE. Stephen: MY KIDS ARE
ALREADY-- Nick: ARE YOU A GILF?
Stephen: NO! Nick: DO YOU LOOK FORWARD
TO THE DAY WHEN YOU'LL BE ONE? Stephen: SURE, NO PRESSURE
ON THE KIDS. I HAVE 17, 24, 21.
THEY ARE 6'2" AND STUFF. THEY ARE HUGE.
THEY ARE BIG, THEY ARE TALL PEOPLE.
Nick: THAT DOESN'T DECIDE WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO PROCREATE.
Stephen: WHAT I AM SAYING IS THEY ARE NOT TWO.
THEY ARE TERRIBLE BUT THEY ARE NOT TWO.
Nick: I DON'T THINK MY SON HAS CHILDREN YET.
Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE NICK KROLL, EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND.
Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! LOOK AT THAT, WE ARE BACK WITH
THE STAR OF "HISTORY OF THE WORLD: PART II."
AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE JILF, NICK KROLL.
THE NEW SERIES IS CALLED "HISTORY OF THE WORLD: PART II."
OBVIOUSLY IT'S A SEQUEL TO "HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART ONE."
AFTER 42 YEARS, WHY IS NOW THE TIME?
Nick: THERE SHOULD ALWAYS BE 42 YEARS BETWEEN SEQUELS.
THE NEXT "HISTORY OF THE WORLD:D PART THREE" WILL COME 42 YEARS
FROM NOW. Stephen: SOME OF YOUR CAST,
THE GREAT MEL BROOKS. Nick: YES.
Stephen: COME ON. WHAT WAS IT LIKE ME TO HIM FOR
FIRST TIME? Nick: I HAVE MET MEL.
I CALL HIM MEL. WE ARE DEAR FRIENDS.
ME AND MEL AND MARTY GET TOGETHER.
MARTY SCRELLI. MARTIN SCRELLI.
I WILL RECUT SO YOU CAN USE TH THIS.
Stephen: DEFINITELY LEAVE THAT IN.
DEFINITELY THAT IN. Nick: IT'S IN?
IT MADE THE CUT? GREAT.
THEY EDIT IN REAL-TIME. YOU GUYS DON'T REALIZE THIS.
Stephen: WE ARE TAKING OUT ALL THE RACIST STUFF YOU SAID,
RIGHT? Nick: THE RACIST STUFF WITH
STEPHEN. IS THIS--
WHICH IS? OKAY.
SO WE'VE JUST GOT TO GET HIS FACE STILL AND THEN WE CAN PUT
IN ALL THE STUFF ABOUT THE CATHOLICS AND THE JEWS.
Stephen: THAT SOUNDS GREAT. YOU AND MARTY.
Nick: MEL. I MET MEL BROOKS.
HE'S MY HERO. GENUINELY TRULY.
IT IS A GENUINE, IT'S TRULY A HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE THAT I GOT
TO GET A CALL FROM HIM TO HELP HIM MAKE THIS SHOW.
I OWNED "HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART ONE" ON VHS.
I OWN ALL OF HIS MOVIES. "YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN."
"THE PRODUCERS." BUT WHEN YOU COULDN'T HAVE SEEN
IT WHEN IT CAME OUT. YOU WERE TOO YOUNG.
Nick: I WAS TOO YOUNG BUT I WAS ABLE TO PROCURE TRENCH COAT.
SPEETWO'S DECK TO MYSELF AND OTHER TODDLERS AND WE GOT INTO
THE FILM. Nick: GREGORY HINES IS
AMAZING. TRUE COMEDIC HERO.
I GOT THE CALL TO BE PART OF THE SHOW, IT WAS A HIGHLIGHT TO HAVE
THAT MOMENT. MY BROTHER SHOWED ME ALL OF HIS
MOVIES WHEN I WAS VERY, VERY YOUNG.
HE SHOWED ME ALL OF THOSE MOVIES AND THEN SHOWED ME THE EXORCIST
WHEN I WAS FIVE. IT WAS REAL MOMENTS IN MY LIFE
WHERE I COULD'VE GONE EITHER WAY.
I COULD HAVE GOTTEN INTO COMEDY OR DEMONIC POSSESSION.
I THINK I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. WORKING WITH MEL HAS BEEN REALLY
ONE OF THE TRUE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY LIFE.
I GOT TO ASKING QUESTIONS THE PROCESS.
YOU KNOW, IN YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS, WHAT WAS THE LUNCH ORDER?
Stephen: OH, MY GOD. I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW.
Nick: IT WITH A TURKEY SANDWICH WITH ON WITH ONE SLICEF
PASTRAMI BECAUSE YOU NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING.
Stephen: THAT'S NOT HIS ORDER NOW?
THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG GUY DOING "SHOW OF SHOWS."
Nick: I CAN'T REVEAL IT. Stephen: WHAT HIS ORDER IS
NOW. THEY CAN TRACK HIM.
Nick: YOU KNOW HOW THE DEEP STATE IS.
Stephen: SURE. Nick: IT WAS A TRUE--
DOING THE SHOW, IT IS WITH IKE BARINHOLTZ AND WANDA SYKES.
INSANE CASTOR PEOPLE. ALL OF WHOM ARE MASSIVE FANS OF
MEL BROOKS, WANT TO CARRY ON THE TRADITION.
IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED HIS MOVIES, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND.
IS IT COOL FOR ME TO PROMOTE? Stephen: 100%.
"THE PRODUCERS," BASEBALLS, "HISTORY OF THE WORLD: PART I,"
BLAZING SADDLES, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, THE LIST GOES ON.
TO BE OR NOT TO BE, 12 CHAIRS, HE IS A GENIUS AND WE ARE ALL
HERE DOING COMEDY IT'S IN PART BECAUSE OF THE FOUNDATIONS THAT
MEL LAID FOR US. TO DO THE SHOW WHICH I THINK IS
AN UPDATED VERSION OF WHAT HE WAS DOING IN A CURRENT A
CONTEXT. IT'S TRULY AMAZING CAST.
ONE OF THE GREAT HONORS OF MY LIFE TO DO THIS.
Stephen: CAN I TELL YOU, THE ONLY TIME I MET MEL BROOKS,
IT WAS AMAZING. I WAS AT THE EMMYS AND I'M
LEANING OVER AT THE BAR LIKE THAT AND CAVETT COMES BY AND
CAVETT GOES, DO YOU WANT TO MEET MEL BROOKS?
I SAID YES. THEN HE SAID COME WITH ME BEFORE
ONE OF US DIES. DISPUTE WHO HE IS 96 AND HE IS
STILL FUNNY, HE SHOWED UP AT THE MIRROR AND WE DO KNOW HE WAS
GOING TO COME OR NOT AND THEY LEFT THE CAR OUT FRONT OF HIS
HOUSE AND HE CAME. YOU LEAVE A CAR OUT FOR
SOMEBODY. THEY WILL PROBABLY [BLEEP]
SHOW UP. Stephen: YOU WOULD.
Nick: HE CAME IN HE TALKED ABOUT THE WEATHER AND IT WAS SO
FUNNY. HE HAS JOKES, WHEN YOU TALK TO
MEL BROOKS. HE STILL HAS BITS THAT IS LIKE,
I HAVE AN IDEA. IT'S AT THE SIGNING OF
APPOMATTOX AND ROBERT E. LEE SIGNED THE TREATY AND THEN TO
GET 70s GOT HIS SWORD AND THEN HE TURNS AND HE KNOCKS THREE
SOLDIERS IN THE BALLS AND HE'S GOT THESE JOKES THAT HE HAS HAD
READY TO GO FOR LIKE 40 YEARS. THERE IS LIKE A VAULT OF MEL
BROOKS ALTS THAT DIDN'T GET IN. Stephen: HOW MANY OF THE
JOKES END WITH THREE GUYS GETTING HIT IN THE BALLS?
Nick: THAT'S WHAT HE'S PITCHING FOR THE END OF OUR
SEGMENT. Stephen: WE JUST NEED ONE
MORE GUY. NICK, SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
Nick: THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
Stephen: WE COULD TALK ALL NIGHT.
Nick: LET'S DO IT. LET'S--
[BLEEP] JIM HIMES.
SORRY. Stephen: YOU'RE NOT FROM
CONNECTICUT, ARE YOU? Nick: NOT FROM CONNECTICUT.
[BLEEP] CONNECTICUT. SPEND THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF
"HISTORY OF THE WORLD: PART II" ARE STREAMING OUT ON WHO WILL.
THAT'S NICK KROLL, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
REPRESENTATIVE JIM HIMES.
♪ ♪ Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST HAVE SERVED IN CONGRESS
FOR 14 YEARS WERE PRESENTING THE STATE OF CONNECTICUT.
PLEASE WELCOME REPRESENTATIVE JIM HIMES.
CONGRESSMAN, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
♪ ♪ CONGRESSMAN LET'S GET STRAIGHT
TO THE HEAT OF THE MEAT. YOU'RE IN THE GANG OF EIGHT
WHICH IS THE TERM FOR EIGHT LEADERS IN CONGRESS TO GET
BRIEFED ON HIGHLY CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE MATTERS.
Congressman Himes: ONE OF THE SCARIEST GANGS YOU CAN BE
PART OF. Stephen: HOW DID YOU GET
IN? DO YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOU CAN
KEEP A SECRET? IS THERE HAZING?
Congressman Himes: THE LEADERS OF THE TWO INTELLIGENCE
COMMITTEES AND THE TWO CHAMBERS. NEED TO GET ELECTED AND
APPOINTED. Stephen: THE SENATORS AND
CONGRESSMEN? Congressman Himes: SCHUMER
AND McCONNELL, THE WHOLE CREW. Stephen: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO E
BIGGEST SECRET THAT YOU KNOW BLOW OUR MINDS?
Congressman Himes: 12. Stephen: SEMISERIOUS,
REALLY? THE BIGGEST SECRET YOU KNOW
WOULD BLOW OUR MINDS BEYOND THE ABILITY TO COMPREHEND.
Congressman Himes: THE AMAZING THING DOING WHAT I DO
AND IT MOSTLY HAPPENS MAN CLOSE DOORS, YOU SEE THE THREATS THAT
MAYBE YOU DON'T SEE EVERY SLOW DAY.
Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO SEE.
Congressman Himes: YOU ALSO SEE THAT CREDIBLE PEOPLE AND
ASSETS AND TECHNOLOGY THAT WE HAVE PUT AGAINST THOSE THREATS.
PAID FOR WITH YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
I WANT TO GET TO UFOs. WE'VE HEARD ABOUT THE CHINESE
SPY BALLOON WHICH EVIDENTLY IS NOT THE FIRST CHINESE SPY
BALLOON, CORRECT? Congressman Himes: THAT'S
RIGHT. IT'S BEEN ON THE OTHER AERIAL
PHENOMENON THAT WO COULDN'T BE IDENTIFIED.
THE CHINESE SPY BALLOON IS RECOVERED.
Stephen: RIGHT OFF SOUTH CAROLINA.
WE GOT THAT. Congressman Himes: LIKE
EVERYTHING ELSE HE GOT VERY POLITICAL.
THE PRESIDENT SHOULD HAVE SHOT IT DOWN FOR THE FACT IS WE COULD
WATCH THIS BALLOON, ITS CAPABILITIES AS IT DRIFTED
ACROSS THE UNITED STATES. HUGE INTELLIGENCE BOON FOR US
AND NOW WE OWN THE THINGS ARE NOW AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE THERE'S
PRETTY SMART PEOPLE TAKE IT APART AND LOOKING AT IT.
Stephen: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER THREE THINGS THAT WERE
SHOT DOWN? ONE OVER LAKE HURON, YUKON,
ALASKA. HAVE THEY REALLY NOT BEEN
RECOVERED? Congressman Himes: WHAT
WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND IS THE AMOUNT OF GARBAGE DRIFTING
AROUND UP THERE IN AN AWFUL LOT, I'M SORRY TO SAY, ALONG OFF A
LOT OF WHAT PEOPLE THINK OUR UFOs IS JUST GARBAGE.
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS BEFORE THE UFO HEARING, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO
CALL IT UAP, UNIDENTIFIED AERIAL PHENOMENON.
YOU CAN EXPLAIN MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE SEE BECAUSE, THE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE PUTS UP A COUPLE HUNDRED BALLOONS EVERY
DAY AND THEY DON'T COLLECT THEM ALL.
ANYWAY, THE OTHER THREE THINGS. THERE IS A MICHIGAN BALLOON
WHETHER OPERATORS CLUB THAT PUT SOMETHING UP AND LOST IT.
MOST OF IT IS GARBAGE. HONESTLY.
Stephen: THE BALLOONS. NOT MICHIGAN?
[LAUGHTER] IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STATE.
Congressman Himes: THERE GOES THE PRESIDENTIAL RUN.
Stephen: WHAT ABOUT, A COUPLE YEARS AGO WE GOT THESE
REPORTS FROM THE NEEDY MOSTLY OF PILOTS TELLING US THEY WERE
DOING OPERATIONS OFF THE COAST OF NORTH CAROLINA, MILITARY
FLIGHT OPERATIONS, EVEN AT THE EGRESS POINTS OF THAT AREA THEY
WOULD SEE THESE UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECTS.
THEY WOULD PICK IT UP ON RADAR, INFRARED, VISUAL SIGHTINGS, THEY
WOULD DO TRANS MACH SPEED. THEY WOULD GO INTO THE WATER.
THEY WOULD SHOW UP ON SOMEONE ELSE'S RADAR.
WHAT IS THAT? HAVE YOU BEEN BRIEFED ON THAT?
Congressman Himes: WE HAVE. Stephen: SHOULD I BE
WORRIED? Congressman Himes: LET'S
GET TO THAT. WE'VE GOT THE NAVY IN THE LEAD
POSITION LOOKING AT WHAT THESE THINGS ARE BECAUSE IT'S LARGELY
PILOTS THAT ARE IN F-18 OR F-35S ONLY SEE THESE THINGS, UNCLE JOE
ON THE PORCH AFTER A COUPLE BOURBONS SEE THESE TOO BUT WE
TRUST THE NAVY PILOTS WERE SEEING THESE THINGS AND THEY
HAVE SENSORS SO IT'S NOT JUST WHAT THEY SEE.
IF A SENSOR PICKED SOMETHING UP YOU KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING
THERE. SO HERE'S THE INTERESTING ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION. IF YOU GO THROUGH THE COUPLE
HUNDRED INCIDENTS WHERE A PILOT SIDE.
THE SENSORS PICKED IT UP. WE CAN EXPLAIN ALMOST ALL OF IT.
IN OTHER WORDS, IT WAS A WEATHER BALLOON, ANOTHER PLANE.
I'M NOT A PILOT BUT WHEN YOU'RE A PILOT MOVING AT HIGH SPEEDS
AND THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE COMING AT YOU, THINGS LOOK
STRANGE. AT NIGHT, OVER THE OCEAN.
WE CAN EXPLAIN ALMOST EVERYTHING.
THIS CAME OUT IN THE HEARING. THERE STILL A FEW THINGS THAT WE
ARE NOT SURE ABOUT. Stephen: THE SOUND THE
AUDIENCE MADE, DO YOU EVER MAKE THAT SOUND?
YOU SO YOU'RE KNOCKING TO TELL ME ANYTHING.
LET'S TALK ABOUT LAST WEEK "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL."
DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY DETERMINED WITH "LOW CONFIDENCE" THAT COVID
WAS A RESULT OF A LAB LEAK. WHAT IS LOW CONFIDENCE MEAN?
Congressman Himes: WHENEVER ONE OF THE INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES
COMES UP WITH AN ESTIMATE, THEY ATTACH A LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE TO
IT SO WHAT HAPPENED AND IT MADE ALL THESE HEADLINES IS SOMETHING
DRAMATIC AND CHANGED. THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY, ONE OF
MORE THAN A DOZEN AND HALF OF OUR INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES,
CHANGE THEIR EVALUATION TO BE SLIGHTLY HIGHER IN CONFIDENCE
THAT IT WAS BEFORE. BOTTOM LINE ON THESE, THIS
VIRUS, IT'S REALLY HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHERE A VIRUS CAME
FROM. IF YOU CAN GET ALL THE
INFORMATION. THE CHINESE ARE NOT SHARING
INFORMATION WITH US. SO I'M NOT SURE WE'LL EVER GET
TO AN ANSWER. Stephen: YOU WERE IN THE
CAPITOL BUILDING ON JANUARY SIXTH AND YOU HAVE SAID BEFORE
THAT IT FELT, I AM PARAPHRASING, IT FELT LIKE AN ENDING MOMENT
FOR DEMOCRACY. BUT LATELY YOU HAVE BEEN MORE
HELPFUL. WHAT IS GIVING YOU HOPE?
Congressman Himes: I WONDERED, I WAS ONE OF THE LAST
GUYS OUT OF THE CAPITOL. I WAS UP IN THE GALLERY.
THEY SEPARATED US BECAUSE OF COVID.
THEY CLEARED THE FLOOR. THEY WERE SEVEN OR EIGHT MEMBERS
IN THE GALLERY AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET US OUT AND I WAS
ONE OF THE LAST GUYS OUT AND AS I LEFT, THIS HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE
MOMENT OF INCREDIBLE VIOLENCE. AMERICANS ATTACKING THEIR OWN
DEMOCRACY. IT WAS A HUGE LOW POINTS.
SINCE THEN, WHAT'S HAPPENED. IN THE LAST ELECTION, THE WORST
OF THE ELECTION DENIERS, AND ELECTION DENIAL IS AT THE CORE
OF WHAT HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6. DENIERS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
WERE DEFEATED IN AN ELECTION. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE STANDING
UP. THE MEDIA, FOR ALL OF ITS
PROBLEMS AND EVERYTHING ELSE, IS ACTUALLY HOLDING CLEAR.
WE ARE LEARNING ABOUT HOW FOX NEWS REALLY FELT INSIDE
ABOUT THE ELECTION RESULTS DESPITE WHAT THEY WERE DOING
OUTSIDE. Stephen: HOW DID THEY FEEL?
I HAVEN'T READ IT? Congressman Himes: COMING
TO A LAWSUIT NEAR YOU. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND THE COURTS. ANYWAY, I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT I
FEEL LIKE IS ONE OF THE LAST GUYS OUT OF THE CHAMBER THAT WE
ARE ALL DONE. THERE IS A STACK, WHATEVER IT
IS, 35% OF AMERICANS TO BELIEVE DONALD TRUMP WON THAT ELECTION.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT COMMUNICATIVE RUNNING TO THE
EROSION OF OUR DEMOCRACY. AGAIN, I DON'T WANT TO BE
SCHOOLMARM OR SHOULD IT. I REPRESENT A FAIRLY BLUE AREA.
PART OF WHAT WE NEED TO DO AS MUCH AS WE CONDEMN ATTACKS ON
OUR DEMOCRACY WE HAVE TO TRY TO UNPACK AND I SAW THESE FOLKS UP
CLOSE AND PERSONAL. GUYS IN TACTICAL GEAR POINTING
ASSAULT WEAPONS AT THEM. HOW DO WE UNDERSTAND HOW-- BUT
THESE ARE FOLKS THAT YOU WOULD MEET AT CHURCH OR STARBUCKS.
HOW DO THEY GET TO THE PLACE WHERE THEY WOULD BREAK A WINDOW,
ATTACK A POLICE OFFICER, AND TRY TO DEMOCRATIC PROCESS?
WE BETTER GET SERIOUS ABOUT UNDERSTANDING THAT I THINK PART
OF THE ANSWER IS MUCH AS WE ARE GOING TO COME DOWN HARD ON THE
LEGAL ASPECTS OF THAT BEHAVIOR IS TO HAVE, SHOULD TRY TO
UNDERSTAND WHERE THAT COMES FROM.
IF WE DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, WE CAN'T DEAL WITH IT.
Stephen: YOUR JOB REQUIRES A LOT OF FOCUS.
[APPLAUSE] YOUR JOB REQUIRES, YOU DEAL WITH
A LOT OF PRESSURE. ONE OF THE WAYS YOU RELIEVE
YOURSELF OF THAT PRESSURE ON THE WEEKENDS, EVERYBODY DESERVES A
HOBBY. YOU HAVE AN ALL-IN-ONE.
YOU HAVE A APIARY. YOU'RE A BEEKEEPER.
WHY BEEKEEPING? Congressman Himes: IT'S
TEMPTING TO SAY THAT IT'S A LOT LIKE BEING IN CONGRESS.
THE BEES ARE FUNCTIONAL. THEY KNOW THEIR JOB.
THEY WORK HARD EVERYTHING A DAY. IT'S NOTHING LIKE BEING IN
CONGRESS. BY THE WAY, WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT
OF-- Stephen: WHAT HAPPEN HERE?
Congressman Himes: THIS IS FAIRFIELD COUNTY HONEY FROM THE
APIARY. Stephen: 2022.
GET A SHOT. IT SAYS "BIDEN OUR TIME."
Congressman Himes: EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL.
Stephen: THANK YOU, CONGRESSMAN.
LOVELY TO TALK TO YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS.
REPRESENTATIVE JIM HIMES EVERYBODY.
AND HIS BEES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
THANK YOU
Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.
TUNE IN TOMORROW. MY GUESTS WILL BE JAMES TAYLOR
AND EVA LONGORIA. STICK AROUND FOR JAMES CORDEN.
GOOD NIGHT. ♪ ♪