1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:03,636 ♪ ♪ A NEW STUDY USING THREE 2 00:00:03,636 --> 00:00:05,138 GROUPS OF MICE CONCLUDED THAT DRINKING COKE AND PEPSI MAY LEAD 3 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:09,609 TO MORE TESTOSTERONE AND LARGER TESTICLES. 4 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:12,779 ♪ I'D LIKE TO BUY THE WORLD A COKE ♪ 5 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:18,251 ♪ AND NOURISH GIANT BALLS ♪ ♪ TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST ♪ 6 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:23,857 ♪ THEN CAUSE A BURST ♪ ♪ WITHIN YOUR OVERALLS ♪ 7 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:28,395 ♪ I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SWING ♪ 8 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:33,299 ♪ THEIR WHOPPING LARGE LEGUMES ♪ ♪ IT'LL BE GREAT ♪ 9 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:37,537 ♪ WHEN THEY INFLATE ♪ ♪ LIKE CHINESE SPY BALLOONS ♪ 10 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:44,310 ♪ THEY'LL GROW REALLY BIG ♪ ♪ WHAT THE WORLD WANTS TODAY ♪ 11 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:50,683 ♪ THEY'LL GROW REALLY BIG ♪ [LAUGHTER] 12 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:52,218 Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH 13 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:57,457 STEPHEN COLBERT." TONIGHT... 14 00:00:57,457 --> 00:01:01,594 LOCOMOTIVES! PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES 15 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:07,634 EUGENE LEVY! AND NAS! 16 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:11,771 FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. 17 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:16,843 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER 18 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:37,664 IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 19 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:41,768 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU! 20 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:46,039 THANK YOU! HAPPY WEDNESDAY, HAPPY 21 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,608 WEDNESDAY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY! [CHANTING "STEPHEN"] 22 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:53,646 HELLO, EVERYBODY! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 23 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:57,383 WELCOME ONE AND ALL HERE COME OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD, 24 00:01:57,383 --> 00:02:03,256 "THE LATE SHOW" I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. 25 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:06,693 SHADOW TO MY FELLOW CATHOLICS BECAUSE TODAY IS ASH WEDNESDAY. 26 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:10,930 - THIS YEAR FOR LENT I'M GIVING UP - - AND THIS IS TRUE-- PEANUT 27 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:18,404 M&M'S, AND TUCKER CARLSON IS GIVING UP TRYING TO BANG THE 28 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:21,441 GREEN ONE. [LAUGHTER] 29 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:24,811 GOOD LUCK. FOLKS IN THE MIDWEST MIGHT HAVE 30 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,881 TO GIVE UP EVEN MORE TODAY, BECAUSE A HISTORIC THREE-DAY 31 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:31,851 STORM IS SET TO BRING SNOW, ICE, AND EXTREME COLD ACROSS THE US. 32 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:34,554 ALL RIGHT, MY FELLOW DADS OUT THERE. 33 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,823 THIS IS IT. APPROACHING STORMS ARE OUR 34 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:41,160 OLYMPICS! FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS, YOUR JOB 35 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,664 IS TO BREATHLESSLY FOLLOW THE ACCUWEATHER RADAR TRACKER, AND 36 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,600 GIVE CONSTANT UPDATES TO THE FAMILY GROUP CHAT. 37 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,870 DOESN'T MATTER IF NO ONE LIVES IN THE STORM'S PATH. 38 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:55,608 I GOT MY MESSAGE READY. OKAY, BOY, IT'S REALLY COMING 39 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:56,743 DOWN THERE. A 40 00:02:56,743 --> 00:03:00,680 SNOWFLAKE EMOJI, SNOWMAN EMOJI. LOVE, DAD. 41 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:06,519 P.S. I'M GOING TO GO SALT THE FRONT STOOP AGAIN." 42 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:13,159 WAS I SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL PHONE? 43 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:15,895 IT'S CALLED ACTING WHAT I JUST DID THERE. 44 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:19,566 IT'S NOT JUST CALLED ON THE HORIZON, 45 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:20,767 HALF THE U.S. IS SET TO FREEZE WHILE THE OTHER HALF IS FACING 46 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,201 RECORD-HIGH TEMPS. IT'S A METEOROLOGICAL PHENOMENON 47 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:27,674 KNOWN AS "ANY COUPLE SHARING A BED." 48 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:33,313 [LAUGHTER] YOU DON'T GET THE JOKE, JUST 49 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,681 WAIT. SPEAKING OF LOCATIONS. 50 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,649 OHIO. THEY'RE STILL DEALING WITH THE 51 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:41,521 AFTERMATH OF THE DEVASTATING TRAIN DERAILMENT IN 52 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:45,525 EAST PALESTINE, AND YESTERDAY, THE EPA ORDERED NORFOLK SOUTHERN 53 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:49,662 TO HANDLE AND PAY FOR ALL CLEANUP EFFORTS, ADDING THEY 54 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:55,168 MUST PAY TO CLEAN "THE MESS THAT THEY CREATED." 55 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:59,606 THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE MR.! THAT'S RIGHT! 56 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:02,942 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU CLEAN UP YOUR OWN DISASTER. 57 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:03,843 WHAT DO YOU THINK? A MAID COMES IN HERE AND 58 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:05,478 PROCESSES ALL YOUR FLAMING CHEMICALS? 59 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,981 GET THIS TOXIC DIRT OUT RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE NOT GOING ON THE 60 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,850 CHOIR TRIP! YESTERDAY, WE HEARD FROM NORFOLK 61 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:14,487 SOUTHERN CEO ALAN SHAW, WHO DID HIS BEST TO REASSURE RESIDENTS 62 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:20,526 THAT THEIR TOWN IS SAFE. I'VE COME BACK MULTIPLE 63 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:22,462 TIMES, I'VE DRINK IN THE WATER HERE. 64 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:26,199 Stephne: "YES. I'VE DRANKEN THE WATER. 65 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:30,870 AND ME BRAIN FINE. NO POISON UPPY. 66 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:35,041 MM-MMM. REFORSHIRNG." 67 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:37,243 SHAW ISN'T THE ONLY ONE HANGING OUT IN OHIO, BECAUSE TODAY, 68 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:41,748 THE FORMER PRESIDENT VISITED EAST PALESTINE. 69 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,216 AND HE IS NOT SCARED OF BEING EXPOSED TO TOXIC CHEMICALS. 70 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:48,154 BECAUSE HE CLEARLY ALREADY HAS. [LAUGHTER] 71 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:53,693 MAYBE HE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE IT'S VINYL CHLORIDE. 72 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,428 THIS TRIP FOR HIM, IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD, BECAUSE 73 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,463 HE'S VISITING AFTER HAVING CUT RAIL REGULATIONS AS PRESIDENT. 74 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:04,437 OR AS A "PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER" OP-ED PUT IT, THE EX-PRESIDENT 75 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:08,241 WILL RETURN TO THE SCENE OF HIS CRIME. 76 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:11,878 YEAH. IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD. 77 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:15,181 A LITTLE AWKWARD. THAT EASY. 78 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:18,017 THIS MAY BE A SURPRISE TO YOU, THE FORMER PRESIDENT WAS NOT 79 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:19,786 JUST IN HIGH OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART. 80 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:24,590 YOU SEE, HIS 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RUN HAS GOTTEN OFF TO A ROCKY 81 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,459 START, STRUGGLING TO GENERATE EXCITEMENT. 82 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,328 SO HE VIEWED THE VISIT AS A MAJOR CAMPAIGN EVENT. 83 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:36,703 SO, IT'S FITTING TO RESTART HIS CAMPAIGN IN EAST PALESTINE. 84 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:40,573 BECAUSE MUCH LIKE THE FISH THERE, IT'S DEAD IN THE WATER. 85 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:46,212 [LAUGHTER] WHEN HE-- WHEN HE-- 86 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,346 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 87 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:51,718 THERE YOU GO. WHEN HE FINALLY TOUCHED DOWN, HE 88 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,753 WAS ACCOMPANIED BY DON JR. AND J.D. VANCE. 89 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:57,023 OR AS HE CALLS THEM, "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MY SON?" 90 00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:04,430 [LAUGHTER] BEEN A WHILE. 91 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,232 THEN IT WAS SPEECHING TIME. NOW KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS A 92 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:09,268 SHATTERED COMMUNITY, SO IT WAS IMPORTANT THAT THE FORMER 93 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:11,304 PRESIDENT STAY FOCUSED ON THEIR CRISIS. 94 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:16,843 FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES, BEFORE DETOURING JUST A LITTLE. 95 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:20,246 NOT GOING TO BE PLAYING FOOTBALL FOR ANOTHER SEASON AND 96 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:23,216 I CALLED THE HEAD OF THE BIG TEN FOOTBALL AND I SAID YOU'VE GOT 97 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:28,154 TO GET THE FOOTBALL OPEN. Stephen: SPOKEN LIKE A GUY 98 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:29,689 WHO TOTALLY KNOWS HOW FOOTBALL WORKS. 99 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:42,935 "GOTTA OPEN UP THE FOOTBALL TO GET THE DELICIOUS PIG MEAT OUT." 100 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:44,237 [LAUGHTER] THEN HE WRAPPED IT UP WITH THIS 101 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,639 INSPIRING MESSAGE. IT'S AND HONORED TO HELP, 102 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:50,910 YOU'RE WELL ON YOUR WAY, THAT WAS A TRAGEDY CLOSE TO AN 103 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,813 UNBELIEVABLE TRAGEDY, COULD HAVE BEEN REALLY BAD AND TO THINK 104 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:59,218 THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. Stephen: WHAT? 105 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:00,787 DIDN'T HAPPEN? THANK GOODNESS? 106 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:03,156 WHAT PART OF "GIANT TOXIC PLUME" WOULD YOU CLASSIFY AS "NOT 107 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:07,827 REALLY BAD?" REMINDS ME OF THAT FAMOUS 108 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,229 FOOTAGE OF THE HINDENBERG DISASTER. 109 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,732 HOW CLOSE TO AN UNBELIEVABLE TRAGEDY! 110 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:17,170 COULD HAVE BEEN REALLY BAD! CRISIS AVERTED! 111 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:25,011 OH, THE FOOTBALL IS OPEN! [APPLAUSE] 112 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,313 Stephen: SPEAKING OF TRAINWRECKS, THE FORMER 113 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:30,783 PRESIDENT'S LIFE. HE'S UNDER INVESTIGATION IN 114 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:34,053 GEORGIA FOR INTERFERING IN THE 2020 ELECTION. 115 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:38,658 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THERE YOU GO. 116 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:42,228 THERE'S A THEME. A THEME. 117 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,130 THE GRAND JURY HAS WRAPPED UP ITS INVESTIGATION, AND WE NOW 118 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,033 KNOW THEY ARE RECOMMENDING MULTIPLE INDICTMENTS. 119 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:51,838 BOOM! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 120 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:56,275 BOOM! YEAH, BABY! 121 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,543 THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GETTING AWAY THIS TIME! 122 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:01,280 UNLESS HE DOES THAT THING WHERE HE ALWAYS GETS AWAY EVERY TIME. 123 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,382 [LAUGHTER] THE GRAND JURY ONLY RECOMMENDS 124 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:05,685 INDICTMENTS. THE FINAL DECISION GOES TO THE 125 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:11,157 FULTON COUNTY DA. BUT THE FOREWOMAN OF THE JURY IS 126 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,425 NOW SPEAKING OUT. SHE CAN'T REVEAL ANYTHING, BUT 127 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:18,164 HER FACE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS. DID THE GRAND JURY RECOMMEND 128 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,634 AN INDICTMENT OF FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP? 129 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:30,276 I'M NOT GOING TO SPEAK ON EXACT INDICTMENTS. 130 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:42,955 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: SHE SEEMS LIKE A FUN 131 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:46,192 PERSON TO INTERVIEW. MA'AM, I INVITE YOU TO THE ED 132 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:51,097 SULLIVAN THEATER ANY TIME TO PLAY POKER. 133 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:57,203 [LAUGHTER] I'VE GOT NOTHING. 134 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,773 NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GIVING THIS JUROR GRIEF FOR 135 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,943 SPEAKING OUT. BUT SHE HAS A GOOD CIVIC REASON. 136 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:07,713 WHY DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK OUT PUBLICLY? 137 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,082 BECAUSE THIS WAS A REALLY COOL EXPERIENCE. 138 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:14,353 I THINK IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT IN GENERAL TO NOT TRY TO SKIP JURY 139 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:15,922 DUTY. Stephen: SHE'S RIGHT. 140 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,890 JURY DUTY IS A REALLY COOL EXPERIENCE. 141 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,959 ALL THE FUN OF A WAITING ROOM WITH NONE OF THE MAGAZINES. 142 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,963 AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD DO YOUR JURY DUTY. 143 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:29,602 SO THEY DON'T CALL ME. I'M BUSY THAT DAY. 144 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,204 I GOT A THING. BUT WHAT WAS HER FAVORITE PART 145 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:35,408 OF JURY DUTY? MY COOLEST MOMENT WAS SHAKING 146 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:39,011 RUDY GIULIANI'S HAND. Stephen: GIRL, NO! 147 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:42,148 FIRST OF ALL, HE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE YOU'RE THERE TO INDICT. 148 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:48,621 SECOND, DON'T YOU KNOW WHERE THAT HAND HAS BEEN? 149 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:55,261 [LAUGHTER] REALLY, OKAY? 150 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,464 UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S NEWS ABOUT GEORGIA REPRESENTATIVE 151 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:02,668 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, SEEN [BOOS] 152 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:05,938 HERE AT A KINDERGARTEN RECITAL. THIS WEEK, OL' MARGE TWEETED, 153 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,775 "WE NEED A NATIONAL DIVORCE. WE NEED TO SEPARATE BY RED 154 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:15,448 STATES AND BLUE STATES. EVERYONE I TALK TO SAYS THIS." 155 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,582 "YES, EVERYONE I TALK TO SAYS THIS. 156 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:21,554 ME, MY GUN, THE CRAZY SCREAMING LADY WHO LIVES IN THE 157 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,788 MIRROR AND WILL NEVER STOP CRYING. 158 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,025 SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE HER GUN AWAY." 159 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:30,296 NOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE GREENE IS ADVOCATING FOR STATES TO SECEDE 160 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,632 FROM THE UNION, BUT SHE PROMISES IT'S TOTALLY NOT THAT. 161 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:36,102 NATIONAL DIVORCE IS NOT A CIVIL WAR. 162 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:39,939 IT'S ACTUALLY SEPARATING BY RED STATES AND BLUE STATES. 163 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,575 AND MAKING STATE RIGHTS AND STATE POWER A LOT STRONGER THAN 164 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:46,379 IT IS RIGHT NOW. Stephen: YES, IT'S LIKE 165 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,447 ABRAHAM LINCOLN FAMOUSLY SAID, "A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF 166 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:52,418 IS ACTUALLY A LOT STRONGER THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW! 167 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:59,258 VACCINES HAVE MICROCHIPS." SO PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 168 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:03,295 PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER THAT HE WAS AGAINST MICROCHIPS. 169 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:04,430 BECAUSE MICROCHIPS. A 170 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,598 SO GREENE DOESN'T WANT A CIVIL WAR. 171 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:09,435 OR DOES SHE? BECAUSE SHE ALSO SAID THIS. 172 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:14,273 THE LAST THING I EVER WANT TO SEE AN AMERICA IS A CIVIL WAR. 173 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,276 NO ONE WANTS THAT, AT LEAST EVERYONE I KNOW WHEN IT WANT 174 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,178 THAT, BUT IT'S GOING THAT DIRECTION. 175 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,212 A Stephen: BECAUSE YOU'RE 176 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:23,082 PUSHING IT THAT WAY! YOU'RE THE CHIEF SPOKESPERSON 177 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:27,053 FOR CIVIL WAR. THIS IS LIKE SIR MIX-A-LOT 178 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:31,357 SAYING, "THE LAST THING MY ANACONDA WANTS IS BUNS, HUN. 179 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,293 BUT IT'S GOING IN THAT DIRECTION." 180 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:39,832 SO WHAT DOES SHE WANT? WELL, IT'S NOT MUCH BETTER. 181 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:44,470 HERE'S WHAT GREENE PROPOSED: I THINK RED STATES CAN CHOOSE 182 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,406 AND HOW THEY ALLOW PEOPLE TO VOTE WITH THEIR STATES. 183 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:52,878 WHEN I THINK SOME RED STATES CAN PROPOSE IS WELL, OKAY, IF A 184 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,849 DEMOCRAT VOTER CHOOSES TO FLEE THE BLUE STATES, INTO A RED 185 00:11:56,849 --> 00:12:04,423 STATE, GUESS WHAT MAYBE YOU DON'T GET TO VOTE FOR FIVE YEA 186 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,225 Stephn: GUESS WHAT? FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S THE MOST 187 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,294 UNCONSTITUTIONAL IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. 188 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:12,231 SECOND, HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY DEMOCRATIC VOTERS? 189 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,233 WE'VE GOT AN NPR TOTE BAG WAITING IN LINE. 190 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,101 UH-OH, GLUTEN-FREE MUFFIN AT 11 OCLOCK! 191 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:21,073 GLTEN-FREE MUFFIN! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! 192 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:25,077 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 193 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,379 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT! 194 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,782 MY GUESTS ARE EUGENE LEVY AND NAS. 195 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,852 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, MEANWHILE! 196 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:11,357 ♪ ♪ 197 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:16,929 Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY, GIVE IT UP! 198 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:24,803 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] DO YOU EVER GIVE UP ANYTHING FOR 199 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:28,574 LENT OR IS THAT NOT PART OF YOUR THING? 200 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:33,112 I'M OPEN TO IT. Stephen: YOU SEE THE VALUE 201 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,313 IN IT. Stephen: YEAH, OKAY. 202 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,748 IF >> Louis: ARE YOU GIVING UP ANYTHING? 203 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:39,018 Stephen: I'M GIVING UP PEANUT M&MS BECAUSE IN MY 204 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:43,389 OPINION THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF CANDY PER POUND. 205 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:48,027 YOU'VE GOT THE PROTEIN, THE SALTINESS, THE CRUNCH, THE 206 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:51,630 CHOCOLATE AND THE REGULAR M&M BUT THE REGULAR POWER BOOST OF 207 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,533 THE PEANUT IN THERE. I KNOW NOW THAT I'M TALKING 208 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,003 ABOUT THEY CAN DO SO MUCH THEY ARE GOING TO SEND ME A LOT OF 209 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,440 THEM. PLEASE DON'T DO THAT UNTIL AFTER 210 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,543 EASTER. BECAUSE I WANT TO EAT UNTIL TH 211 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,712 THEN. ANYBODY OVER THERE GIVING UP 212 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,481 ANYTHING FOR LENT? NO, YOU ARE ALL SINNERS. 213 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,884 ESPECIALLY YOU, JOE, YOUR LOCUS OF EVIL. 214 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:16,388 WHAT ARE YOU GIVING UP? ARE YOU GIVING UP ANYTHING? 215 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:22,895 YES. Stephen: WHILE! 216 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:28,133 WE'VE GOT AN AMAZING GUEST TOD TODAY, NOT JUST A TREASURE, A 217 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,570 NATIONAL TREASURE, I THINK THE NATION IS CANADA BECAUSE 218 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:37,176 EUGENE LEVY IS HERE TODAY. YES. 219 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:44,483 YEAH, YEAH, AND HIP-HOP LEGEND NAS IS HERE. 220 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:52,157 MY DEAR FRIEND. FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME 221 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:55,561 MONITORING THE NEWS MARKET TO SOURCE THE FINEST MOST TOPICAL 222 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,429 RABBIT AND BEAVER HAIR, BEFORE CREATING A LONG-NAP 223 00:14:57,429 --> 00:15:05,337 STORY FELT, LETTING IT CURE THEN WOOD-BLOCK SHAPING IT AND ADDING 224 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,806 TRAPUNTO STITCHING AROUND THE BRIM TO CREATE THE TIMELESS 225 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,009 CAPELLI-FICIO CERVO FEDORA THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. 226 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:16,315 BUT SOMETIMES, I AM AWOKEN BY STRAY CATS TRYING TO EAT MY 227 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:20,085 EYEBALLS IN AN ABANDONED IHOP, GLUE SOME TATTERED APRON FABRIC 228 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,221 TO A DISCARDED BUTTER TUB THEN HAVE AT IT WITH BROKEN KIDS' 229 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:25,124 MENU CRAYONS SO I CAN RUN THROUGH TRAFFIC WEARING THE 230 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:28,627 SHRIEKING INDIGENT BEANIE CAP OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT. 231 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:36,535 ♪ ♪ MEANWHILE. 232 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,170 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OH, MY GOODNESS. 233 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:44,810 IF OH MY GOODNESS. PADDLING TO SHORE RIGHT NOW. 234 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,378 MEANWHILE. UNITED AIRLINES HAS INTRODUCED A 235 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:50,783 NEW FAMILY SEATING POLICY, TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CHILDREN 236 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,553 UNDER 12 FIND SEATS TOGETHER FREE OF CHARGE. 237 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:55,821 WHICH IS FANTASTIC. IN RESPONSE, SPIRIT AIRLINES 238 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:59,992 PROMISES TO GIVE YOU AN EXTRA WET WIPE IF YOU'RE SEATED UNDER 239 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:04,496 A FAMILY OF POSSUMS. [LAUGHTER] 240 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:07,333 MEANWHILE, A TRAILER IN THE HAMPTONS HAS SOLD FOR A RECORD 241 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:13,372 $3.75 MILLION DOLLARS. I'M SORRY, THAT HEADLINE IS 242 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:18,043 SUPPOSED TO READ, "RICH PEOPLE ARE ALSO STUPID." 243 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:22,581 MEANWHILE, IN KEYSTONE STATE COP NEWS, SOME PENNSYLVANIANS OUT 244 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:25,951 FOR A STROLL AND THEY FOUND WHAT THEY THOUGHT TO BE HUMAN REMAINS 245 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:28,754 IN A LOCAL CREEK BUT POLICE LATER DETERMINED THEY HAD MERELY 246 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,689 DISCOVERED A DISCARDED SEX DOLL. 247 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:34,693 AND IF YOU THOUGHT THE POLICE LOOKED SURPRISED, YOU SHOULD 248 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:40,366 HAVE SEEN MEANWHILE, IN OTHER "THINGS FOUND NEAR A 249 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,835 BODY OF WATER" NEWS, JAPANESE OFFICIALS INVESTIGATED A 250 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:48,507 MYSTERIOUS SPHERE THAT WAS WASHED UP ON A BEACH. 251 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,476 WHEN THEY LOOKED AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPHERE, THEY MADE A 252 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:54,980 RATHER GRISLY DISCOVERY. GOOD GRIEF. 253 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:59,651 [LAUGHTER] MEANWHILE, NEWS FROM CANADA, 254 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:03,389 AMERICA'S JAUNTY LITTLE TOP HAT, BECAUSE "THE U.S. FACES A NEW 255 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:04,623 THREAT FROM A CANADIAN SUPER PIG." 256 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:07,659 IT'S JUST LIKE AN AMERICAN PIG BUT IT'S SUPER POWER IS THAT IT 257 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:13,198 CARES ABOUT HOCKEY. AND BORDER STATES SHOULD BE 258 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,967 READY, BECAUSE THE SUPERPIG IS A GIANT, "INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT, 259 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,736 HIGHLY ELUSIVE" BEAST CAPABLE OF SURVIVING COLD CLIMATES BY 260 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:21,073 TUNNELING UNDER SNOW. IT'S A BIG IMPROVEMENT FROM THE 261 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:27,045 PREVIOUS METHOD USED BY PIGS TO SURVIVE COLD TEMPERATURES. 262 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:33,152 IN A BLANKET. [LAUGHTER] 263 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:37,489 [APPLAUSE] THANK YOU. 264 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:40,292 WE ARE BACK, BABY, WE ARE BACK! MEANWHILE, A ROUTINE HOUSE CALL 265 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,962 IN CALIFORNIA GOT A LITTLE WEIRD WHEN PEST CONTROL FOUND 700 266 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:48,834 POUNDS OF ACORNS IN THE WALLS. 700 POUNDS OF ACORNS? 267 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:54,273 THAT'S NUTS. [LAUGHTER] 268 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:57,509 YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU'RE WELCOME. MEANWHILE, STARBUCKS WILL NOW BE 269 00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,879 SELLING DRINKS THAT ARE INFUSED WITH OLIVE OIL, CALLED 270 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:04,516 "OLEATO-STYLE DRINKS." "OLEATO," OF COURSE. 271 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:12,991 ITALIAN FOR "[BLEEP] NO." IF YOU WANT TO TRY AN OLEATO, 272 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,461 YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FOR A WHILE. 273 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:20,699 THEY ARE CURRENTLY ONLY AVAILABLE IN ITALY, AS PART OF A 274 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:24,436 PILOT PROGRAM AT ONE STORE. MILAN'S RESERVE ROASTERY. 275 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,306 WE ACTUALLY HAVE FOOTAGE OF ONE ITALIAN RESIDENT AFTER TRYING 276 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:31,810 THE DRINK. BATHROOM, BATHROOM, I NEED 277 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:35,080 THE BATHROOM. HERE WE GO. 278 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,549 Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EUGENE LEVY. 279 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,618 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 280 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:54,433 ♪ ♪ 281 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:57,035 Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! 282 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,004 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. A 283 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:03,942 MY FIRST GUEST IS A FOUR-TIME EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR YOU 284 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:07,179 KNOW FROM "BEST IN SHOW," THE "AMERICAN PIE" MOVIES, AND 285 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:10,148 "SCHITT'S CREEK." HE'S NOW HOSTING THE NEW SERIES 286 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:14,152 "THE RELUCTANT TRAVELER." IS A POISONOUS? 287 00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:21,093 VERY VENOMOUS. HAS A TOXIN VENOM. 288 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,462 IF YOU HAVE A SNAKE BITE, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE PLEASANT. 289 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:30,536 LET'S AND SAY YOU GET BIT, HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU 290 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:34,339 HAVE TO SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT YOUR OWN DEMISE? 291 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:39,811 ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF. THE HOSPITAL IS HOW FAR? 292 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:45,984 45 MINUTES AWAY. LET'S SAY IT'S RUSH HOUR. 293 00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:51,223 WE TAKE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS TYPE OF SPECIES. 294 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:54,560 NO KIDDING. TALK ABOUT LUCK. 295 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,796 JUST AMAZING. Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK 296 00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,532 TO "THE LATE SHOW," EUGENE LEVY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 297 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:17,849 ♪ ♪ 298 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:21,453 Eugene: THANK YOU! WOW! 299 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:26,358 Stephen: LOVELY TO HAVE YOU BACK, THE GIANT OF COMEDY. 300 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,994 TAKE YOU FOR BEING HERE. Eugene: GREAT TO BE HERE. 301 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:32,831 Stephen: SO DISTINGUISHED, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 302 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,133 A CROSS BETWEEN LEONARD BERNSTEIN AND NEIL DIAMOND GOING 303 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,769 ON RIGHT NOW. Eugene: I WILL TAKE BOTH. 304 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:41,073 I WILL TAKE BOTH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, I GUESS 305 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,643 I GET MORE SUAVE THE OLDER I GET. 306 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:51,583 Stephen: THAT'S WHAT IT IS. FIRE DOWN BELOW. 307 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,820 I ASKED YOU SOMETHING BACK STAGE, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY PEN 308 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:59,124 ON RIGHT HERE WITH A MAPLE LEAF IN THE MIDDLE. 309 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:01,460 Eugene: THIS IS THE ORDER OF CANADA. 310 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:06,565 I'M NOW A COMPANION FOR THE ORDER OF CANADA WHICH IS THE 311 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:11,370 KIND OF TOP TIER-- I A MEMBER TEN YEARS AGO. 312 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,740 AND THEN YOU CAN GET PROMOTED TO OFFICER AND THEN YOU CAN GET 313 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:19,177 PROMOTED TO COMPANION. I JUST SKIPPED OFFICER AND I WAS 314 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:24,783 MADE A COMPANION THIS YEAR. Stephen: WOW! 315 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,518 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Eugene: VERY BIG HONOR. 316 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,353 OF >> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS TREMENDOUS AND NOW CANADA WILL 317 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:33,992 NEVER BE LONELY. Eugene: I'LL ALWAYS BE A 318 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:38,230 COMPANION TO MY COUNTRY. IT TRULY IT'S A TERRIFIC HONOR 319 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:45,604 AND I LOVE WEARING THIS. Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS. 320 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:51,176 YOU'RE HOSTING A NEW SHOW ON APPLE TV+ CALLED 321 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:54,112 "THE RELUCTANT TRAVELER" IN WHICH IT BRINGS YOU TO 322 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:59,618 DESTINATIONS LIKE FINLAND, THE MALDIVES, SOUTH AFRICA, 323 00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:02,487 ELSEWHERE. IT SOUNDS LIKE A FANTASTIC GIG. 324 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:07,693 HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT? Eugene: WELL, I GET A CALL 325 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:11,997 SAYING, YOU KNOW, APPLE TV+ WANTS YOU TO HOST ON TRAVEL SHOW 326 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,999 AND IT WAS ABOUT HOTELS INITIALLY. 327 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:18,603 EXOTIC HOTELS AROUND THE WORLD CALLED "ROOM WITH A VIEW" WHEN 328 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:24,776 IT WAS PITCH TO ME AND OF COURSE I GET EXCITED THINKING I'M 329 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:27,546 GETTING ONE OF THESE CALLS? TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD TO 330 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:31,516 VISIT ALL THESE GREAT HOTELS AND THEN YOU KNOW IN THE NEXT COUPLE 331 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,686 SENTENCES I'M THINKING ALL RIGHT, JUST A MINUTE. 332 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:38,724 YOU DON'T LIKE TRAVELING. YOU'RE NOT REALLY A CURIOUS 333 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:41,793 PERSON. YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF ADVENTURE. 334 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:46,732 NOT REALLY AN EXPLORER. THEY GOT THE WRONG GUY. 335 00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:49,801 I'M NOT THE GUY, I'M NOT THE GUY FOR THIS. 336 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:54,506 SO I SAID I'M NOT THE GUY, I HONESTLY THINK YOU COULD FIND A 337 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,808 BETTER PERSON WHO TRULY ENJOYS THIS KIND OF THING. 338 00:22:56,808 --> 00:23:01,646 BUT WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW WAS AFTER THE CALL THEY GOT TOGETHER, THE 339 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:05,584 EXECUTIVE AND THE PRODUCER AND SAID, THAT'S THE SHOW! 340 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:11,590 THAT'S THE SHOW! HE CAN HOST A SHOW BUT HE 341 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:14,359 DOESN'T LIKE IT, WE NEED THAT IN THE SHOW! 342 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,196 THAT GIVES THE SHOW ITS PERSONALITY AND SETS IT APART! 343 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:20,232 THAT'S THE SHOW! THEY PITCHED THAT VERSION TO ME 344 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:26,171 AND I SAID THAT MAKES SENSE. [LAUGHTER] 345 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:28,273 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: OF A SORT. 346 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:31,977 OF THE SORT. Eugene: OF A SORT. 347 00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,246 Stephen: I'M SURE YOU HAVE TO DO A LOT OF TRAVELING, WHY 348 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:39,084 DON'T YOU LIKE TRAVELING? BROADENS THE MIND. 349 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:43,722 Eugene: YOU KNOW, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SO DISCOMBO 350 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:46,091 DISCOMBOBULATED. YOU KNOW, LIKE PACKING. 351 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:50,162 A NIGHT BEFORE A TRIP I'M PACKING, I OVERPACK, I HAVE A 352 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,130 TENDENCY TO OVER PACK. WHY? 353 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,399 I LIKE OPTIONS I LIKE THAT I HAVE OPTIONS. 354 00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:57,369 I NEVER KNOW WHAT I WANT TO WEAR SO I'M LOOKING AT A SUITCASE AND 355 00:23:57,369 --> 00:24:01,373 I'VE GOT A BAG FULL OF STUFF I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR, BUT THERE IT 356 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,475 IS. IT'S IN THE BAG AND WHAT'S THE 357 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:06,278 MATTER WITH ME? WHY CAN'T I JUST WEAR STUFF I 358 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,981 KNOW I'M GOING TO WEAR? OKAY, NOW WE GET TO THE AIRPORT 359 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:13,151 AND YOU'RE GETTING INTO SECURITY AND WHAT DO YOU SEE? 360 00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:16,188 YOU SEE A SECURITY LINE FROM HERE TO NEWARK. 361 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:19,591 AND YOU WORK YOUR WAY UP TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE AND THEN IT IS 362 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:22,327 JUST YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF. 363 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:25,397 OKAY, FINE, YOUR SHOES ARE COMING OFF, YOUR WATCH IS COMING 364 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:28,967 OFF GOT ME YOUR BELT IS COMING OFF, YOUR PHONE IS GOING IN, 365 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:34,039 YOUR LAPTOP, YOUR COAT IS GOING ON. 366 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:38,777 IT YOU'RE YOUR LIFE ROLE ONLY FROM YOU IN SEVEN BINS THAT 367 00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:44,182 HAVEN'T BEEN CLEAN SINCE 1790. [LAUGHTER] 368 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:46,651 [APPLAUSE] Stephen: YES, AND? 369 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:50,956 Eugene: AND YOU'RE BEING PERMITTED BY SECURITY PERSON WHO 370 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:54,793 JUST SAID-- NOT THAT BEEN, NOT THAT BEEN, NO, THEY ARE 371 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,194 UNDERNEATH. THERE ARE UNDERNEATH. 372 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:59,898 WHY ARE THEY SO HOSTILE? BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN SAYING TAKE 373 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:03,768 OFF YOUR SHOES ALL DAY. WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOUR HOSTILE? 374 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:07,038 Stephen: YOU DON'T MIND BEING OTHER PLACES, YOU JUST 375 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:08,974 HATE THE PROCESS OF GETTING THERE. 376 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:11,610 Eugene: YES, I HATE THE PROCESS OF GETTING THERE AND 377 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:15,881 THEN YOU'VE GOT TO RETRIEVE ALL YOUR STUFF FROM THE BINS THAT 378 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,816 HAVE PASSED YOU BY. Stephen: I'M TRYING TO GET 379 00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:22,554 PAST THE SECURITY LINE. THERE IS MORE-- 380 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:25,290 Eugene: I'M TELLING YOU BY THE TIME I MOTHER THE SECURITY 381 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,291 LINE, THE ONLY PLACE I 382 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:29,761 WANT TO GO IS HOME. Stephen: WHAT ABOUT NO 383 00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:35,300 HAPPY TRIPS? HOLD ON A SECOND. 384 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:38,737 YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH DEBBIE, DEB, DON'T WANT TO GET TOO 385 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:44,309 FAMILIAR. IF FOR 45 YEARS, RIGHT? 386 00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:50,649 GOOD FOR YOU! DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ON YOUR 387 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:55,253 HONEYMOON? Eugene: WE HAD NO HONE 388 00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:55,954 HONEYMOON. 389 00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:58,089 NONE. E GOT MARRIED ON A D 390 00:25:58,089 --> 00:26:02,260 WENT BACK TO WORK ON MONDAY AT THE SECOND CITY. 391 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:09,567 I WAS IN SECOND CITY AND MY WIFE DEB WAS AT THE SECOND CITY AS A 392 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:14,706 HOSTESS. SO SUNDAY, WE WORKED OF COURSE 393 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:16,908 SATURDAY NIGHT, SUNDAY WAS OUR WEDDING DAY, MONDAY WE ARE BACK 394 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:22,080 AT WORK. WE SHOULD TAKE A HONEYMOON AT 395 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,050 SOME POINT. Stephen: I THINK AT THIS 396 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:29,454 POINT YOU CAN GET YOURSELF A NICE-- GO DOWN TO BOCA, YOU'LL 397 00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:30,989 LOVE IT. Eugene: SHE LOVES TRAVELING 398 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:36,461 ABOUT AS MUCH AS I DO. Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A 399 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:39,331 BRIEF BREAK, BUT WILL BE BACK WITH MORE EUGENE LEVY. 400 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:41,399 STICK AROUND. ♪ ♪ 401 00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:47,605 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 402 00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:51,977 ♪ ♪ Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE 403 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:54,145 ARE BACK WITH THE HOST OF "THE RELUCTANT TRAVELER," 404 00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:57,682 EUGENE LEVY. YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF ENSEMBLE 405 00:26:57,682 --> 00:27:05,123 ACTING, THE AMERICAN PIE SERIES INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS. 406 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:14,032 BUT NOW YOU ARE PLAYING-- NOW YOU'RE NOT PLAYING ANYTHING, YOU 407 00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:15,233 ARE YOURSELF IN THIS SERIES. IF ONE IS THAT LIKE FOR YOU AND 408 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:16,434 HAVE YOU EVER JUST BEEN YOURSELF BEFORE? 409 00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:21,373 Eugene: IT IS FRIGHTENING. IT IS FRIGHTENING BECAUSE I 410 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:25,543 SPENT 50 YEARS BEING A CHARACTER ACTOR. 411 00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:32,517 AND THE FURTHER REMOVED A CHARACTER IS FROM WHO I AM, THE 412 00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,919 MORE COMFORTABLE I AM AND THE MORE FUN IT WAS. 413 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:42,193 THE CLOSER IT GOT TO I AM, THE MORE NERVE-RACKING GOT. 414 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:43,828 IN 415 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:50,068 THAT WAS FRIGHTENING OFF THE TOP NEVERTHELESS IT WAS A CHARACTER. 416 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:55,573 THERE IS NO CHARACTER HERE, IT IS JUST ME. 417 00:27:55,573 --> 00:28:01,379 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST UNCOMFORTABLE I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE AND 418 00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:06,785 IT'S THE FIRST TIME. I DON'T KNOW. 419 00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:08,853 YOU HAVE A SECOND CITY BACKGROUND. 420 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:12,257 Stephen: THIS IS THE FIRST JOB I'D EVER DONE THAT IS NOT A 421 00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:14,192 CHARACTER. Eugene: HOW IS THAT THE 422 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:17,962 FIRST TIME YOU DID IT? >>Stephen: TERRIFYING, AND AT 423 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:20,932 SUCH A BURDEN BECAUSE MY CHARACTER ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT HE 424 00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:24,335 WANTS. MY CHARACTER ALWAYS HAS AN 425 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:26,104 OPINION OF THINGS, PEOPLE, AND EVENTS. 426 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:29,908 I HAVE TO TAKE A LOT MORE TIME ABOUT WHAT I THINK ABOUT 427 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:32,110 SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY AND 428 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:34,879 DO. IF MY CHARACTER CAN DO ANY 429 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,315 [BLEEP] THING HE WANTS AND SOMEBODY WILL DECIDES IF IT 430 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:41,219 STAYS IN THE PIECE. Eugene: IF I HAD A 431 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:50,128 CHARACTER IN MY CHAIR RIGHT NOW YOU WOULD BE HEARING LAUGHS. 432 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:51,830 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. Eugene: IT'S FRIGHTENING 433 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,632 JUST BEING YOURSELF. Stephen: YOU DO A GOOD 434 00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:59,471 EUGENE LEVY, I'VE GOT TO SAY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 435 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:03,775 OKAY, BACK TO "SCHITT'S CREEK" FOR A MOMENT BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A 436 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:08,847 BELOVED SHOW. SUCH AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE, 437 00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:13,618 YOU'RE REALLY DOING IT WITH YOUR FAMILY THERE, YOUR SON AND 438 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:15,587 DAUGHTER. IS THERE ANY MORE IN THE FUTURE? 439 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,858 IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE LOVE THE SHOW. 440 00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:24,028 Eugene: YOU KNOW, OF COURSE WE LOVE THE SHOW AND WE LOVE THE 441 00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:28,399 CAST, WE DO ANYTHING TO BE ABLE TO WORK WITH THAT CAST AGAIN 442 00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:32,737 JUST GREAT, TALENTED, BRILLIANT BUNCH OF ACTORS. 443 00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:39,444 MY SON DANIEL HAS ALWAYS SAID, IT REALLY DEPENDS ON THE IDEA. 444 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:46,017 IF THERE IS AN IDEA FOR A "SCHITT'S CREEK" FOLLOW-UP THAT 445 00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:50,822 CAN TAKE US TO AN EVEN HIGHER POINT THEN WE LEFT OFF ON THE 446 00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:55,426 SHOW, I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD STARTING POINT FOR THAT 447 00:29:55,426 --> 00:29:58,830 PROJECT. IF AND WHEN THAT IDEA HAPPENS, I 448 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,765 THINK WE'D BE MORE THAN DELIGHTED TO ACTUALLY GET IN 449 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:03,168 THEN DO IT AGAIN. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 450 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:09,507 BUT NOTHING RIGHT NOW. Stephen: YOU MIGHT HAVE 451 00:30:09,507 --> 00:30:13,111 NOTICED BUT PEOPLE AT HOME I NEVER NOTICED ON THE MONITOR 452 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:16,514 EVERY TIME WE SAY THE WORD "SCHITT'S CREEK" IT COMES UP ON 453 00:30:16,514 --> 00:30:17,849 SCREEN. Eugene: I KNOW, BUT THAT'S 454 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:20,652 BEEN GOING ON-- Stephen: CBS WILL NOT ALLOW 455 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,755 ME TO SAY "SCHITT'S CREEK" WITHOUT IT GOING UP ON SCREEN SO 456 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:28,893 THE AUDIENCE AT HOME KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. 457 00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:31,095 [LAUGHTER] Eugene: THAT'S BEEN GOING 458 00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:34,832 ON FOR SEVEN YEARS AND THE WHOLE THING ABOUT THAT SHOW IS THAT 459 00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:42,307 IT'S ACTUALLY SOMEBODY'S NAME. IT'S A NAME. 460 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:46,211 SCHITT IS A NAME. IT IS, YOU CAN FIND IN AND ANY 461 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:49,080 PHONE BOOK, THAT'S HOW WE SOLD IT TO THE NETWORK THAT BROADCAST 462 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,283 THE SHOW. IT'S A REAL NAME. 463 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:56,354 [LAUGHTER] NOT THE OTHER ONE. 464 00:30:56,354 --> 00:31:04,329 NO, BUT OUR SCHITT IS THE REAL SCHITT. 465 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:05,430 YOU KNOW? Stephen: THAT SHOULD BE 466 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:10,034 CARVED ON SOMETHING. EUGENE, LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 467 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:13,938 "THE RELUCTANT TRAVELER" CAREERS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV+! 468 00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:16,007 WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NAS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 469 00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:29,087 ♪ ♪ 470 00:31:29,087 --> 00:31:35,326 Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! 471 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:39,764 MY NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY-AWARD WINNING RAPPER, BUSINESSMAN, AND 472 00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:41,833 HIP-HOP LEGEND. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO 473 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:46,504 "THE LATE SHOW," NAS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 474 00:31:46,504 --> 00:32:01,452 ♪ ♪ 475 00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:03,521 GOOD TO SEE YOU. Nas: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 476 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:05,690 Stephen: IT'S BEEN SINCE 2018 SINCE YOU WERE SITTING IN 477 00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:08,760 THE CHAIR. IT WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 478 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:14,232 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. I WANT TO ASK YOU AS A NATIVE 479 00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:20,305 NEW YORKER, THIS FRIDAY YOUR PLANNING A ONE NIGHT PERFORMANCE 480 00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:26,444 AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN HONOR OF YOUR NEW ALBUM RIGHT 481 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:31,549 HERE, "KING'S DISEASE III." AS A NATIVE NEW YORKER, IS THIS 482 00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:33,151 YOUR FIRST TIME PLAYING AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN? 483 00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:34,385 Nas: YES. Stephen: HOW DOES IF YOU 484 00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:37,989 ARE THAT VENUE IN YOUR HOMETOWN? Nas: IT SORT OF SURREAL, 485 00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:44,195 IT'S LIKE A DREAM. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE 486 00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:45,463 THERE. I THOUGHT ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT 487 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:50,201 INTO MUSIC AND I THOUGHT LIKE I'VE GOT TO PLAY THAT PLACE WHEN 488 00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:53,204 I MAKE IT. AND ALL THE YEARS ESCAPED ME 489 00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:56,374 BECAUSE I GOT BUSY DOING SO MANY OTHER THINGS AND THEN I STARTED 490 00:32:56,374 --> 00:33:00,311 RELEASING MUSIC AGAIN. AND I SAID NOW IS MY TIME. 491 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:03,815 Stephen: THE ALBUM IS GETTING GREAT REVIEWS. 492 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:09,787 BUT CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE TITLE "KING'S DISEASE III" 493 00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:14,459 BECAUSE WHAT IS KING'S DISEASE? Nas: OVERINDULGENCE. 494 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:15,893 Stephen: THE KING GETS WHAT HE WANTS? 495 00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:18,196 Nas: TO MUCH OF THAT IS NOT GOOD. 496 00:33:18,196 --> 00:33:21,566 Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE KING'S DISEASE? 497 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:26,771 Nas: SOME ELEMENTS OF IT HERE AND THERE YOU KNOW. 498 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:29,440 IT'S A WAKE-UP CALL. IF YOU WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO 499 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,710 LATE YOU KNOW. I READ A LOT ABOUT A LOT OF 500 00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:38,416 ARTISTS THAT CAME UP IN YOUR TIME. 501 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:41,919 [LAUGHTER] I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING, I'M 502 00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:44,756 KIDDING. [LAUGHS] 503 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:49,460 IN OUR TIME, YOU KNOW, BEFORE OUR TIME. 504 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:53,731 AND SOME OF THEM WERE WILD PEOPLE. 505 00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:58,870 I LEARNED A LOT FROM THEM. IT KIND OF GAVE ME SOME OF THE 506 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:03,040 GUIDELINES IN THIS BUSINESS. Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO, 507 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:07,845 HOW YOU CURE THE KING'S DISEASE? Nas: YOU KNOW, WE KILL THAT 508 00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:11,048 YOU AND WE MAKE IT ABOUT THE MUSIC, MAKE IT ABOUT THE ART AND 509 00:34:11,048 --> 00:34:14,819 LIVE YOUR LIFE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 510 00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:23,027 Stephen: WELL-- SPEAKING OF OUR GENERATION, 511 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:25,730 HIP-HOP TURNS 50 THIS YEAR. IF I HAD CHUCK TO TALK ABOUT 512 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:30,234 THAT RECENTLY. SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN IN THE 513 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:36,941 BUSINESS FOR 30 YEARS, HERE YOU ARE AS A YOUNG MAN RIGHT THERE, 514 00:34:36,941 --> 00:34:41,646 1996. DID YOU EVER IMAGINE, I MEAN, 515 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,448 HIP-HOP AT THAT POINT WAS CERTAINLY COMING INTO ITS OWN, 516 00:34:43,448 --> 00:34:46,651 BUT DO YOU IMAGINE IT WOULD BE THE ENORMOUS GLOBAL SPENDING 517 00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:52,957 SUCCESS THAT IT IS? Nas: I DID. 518 00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:57,361 I DID. I SAW THE POTENTIAL I GUESS WHEN 519 00:34:57,361 --> 00:35:01,799 IT WAS IN THE EARLY STAGES OF THE EARLY '80s, I WOULD ASK MY 520 00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:07,371 DAD AND MY MOM WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS. 521 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:08,506 [LAUGHTER] OH, MAN. 522 00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:12,977 BUT I WOULD ASK THEM LIKE DO YOU LIKE THIS, YOU GET IT? 523 00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:15,246 SOMETIME SOME SONG YES, SOME SONGS, NO. 524 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:18,316 BUT WHEN THEY GET IT, I SAID THERE IS HOPE. 525 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:24,021 WHEN IT MADE IT TO THE SILVER SCREEN, THERE WERE MOVIES AND I 526 00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:30,061 SAID IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE SILVER SCREEN, THERE IS GOING TO 527 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:34,999 BE AROUND HERE >> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CELEBRATE? 528 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:39,770 THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF HIP-HOP. Nas: WE ARE DOING A COUPLE 529 00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:45,109 OF THINGS. PARTNERING WITH THE MUSEUM AND A 530 00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:52,750 WHOLE BUNCH OF PHOTOGRAPHERS, THEY DOCUMENTED THE WHOLE THINGS 531 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:58,589 SINCE THE EARLY '70s AND ON DOWN. 532 00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:03,060 SOME FUTURE CONCERTS COMING UP IN PARTIES, PEOPLE, FRIENDS, 533 00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:09,634 GATHERINGS, DJs, IT'S A LOT OF THINGS WE ARE ROLLING OUT THIS 534 00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:12,803 YEAR. Stephen: YOU PUT OUT SO 535 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:14,539 MUCH OF YOUR OWN MATERIAL. YOU WORK WITH ALL KIND OF 536 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:18,843 DIFFERENT FOLKS. IS THERE ANYBODY YOU HAVEN'T HAD 537 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:22,246 A CHANCE TO COLLABORATE WITH THAT YOU'D STILL LIKE TO DO TH 538 00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:29,987 THAT? Nas: AL GREEN TO BILLY JOEL 539 00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:32,390 TO-- Stephen: I'D LOVE TO SEE 540 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:33,591 YOU DO SOMETHING WITH BILLY JOEL. 541 00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:37,428 Nas: TO THE BOSS, BRUCE. Stephen: THOSE GUYS ARE AT 542 00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:40,164 THE GARDEN AND ALL THE TIME. IF YOU SHOULD HANG AROUND 543 00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:44,235 BACKSTAGE UNTIL THEY SHOW UP BECAUSE YOU WALK OUT OF THE 544 00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:45,970 NEW YORK STATE OF MIND. Nas: I TRIED THAT WITH 545 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,072 BILLY JOEL'S-- Stephen: HE'S GOT GREAT 546 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:50,007 SECURITY. Nas: YEAH, I WENT TO THE 547 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:54,879 SHOW AND IT'S INCREDIBLE. HE'S THE KING. 548 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:58,282 Stephen: WHO INSPIRES YOU? YOU ARE ABOUT TO TURN 50 549 00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:01,719 YOURSELF. A LITTLE DIFFERENT GENERATION I 550 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,289 WOULDN'T SAY, BUT A LITTLE OLDER THAN YOU ARE AND I PROMISE I 551 00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:12,363 WON'T KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS. WHO INSPIRES YOU AND IS THERE 552 00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:16,867 ANY ARTISTS WHO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES? 553 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:24,675 Nas: I'M REALLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MY NEXT MOVE IS 554 00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:29,547 AND AT THIS POINT-- I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF HIP-HOP ARTISTS MY AGE 555 00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:35,219 AREN'T PUTTING A LOT OF MATERIAL OUT SO I CANNOT LOOK TO THEM AS 556 00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:38,823 A REFERENCE. THEY KIND OF SLOWED DOWN FOR 557 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:42,126 WHATEVER REASONS I UNDERSTAND, IT'S A TOUGH THING. 558 00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:47,498 BUT I GOT BIT BY THE BUG, MAN, I COLLABORATED WITH THIS CAT WHO 559 00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:55,272 IS LIKE THE BEST AND HE REDUCED ALL OF THOSE ALBUMS. 560 00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:58,676 WE KIND OF INSPIRED OURSELVES. IT'S REALLY INTERESTING. 561 00:37:58,676 --> 00:38:02,179 Stephen: WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HIM THAT YOU THINK IS LACKING IN 562 00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:05,449 YOURSELF? Nas: YOUTH. 563 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:06,517 [LAUGHTER] HE'S YOUNGER THAN ME. 564 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:11,956 Stephen: H HOOKING UP YOUR JUMPER CABLES TO HIM. 565 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:18,629 Nas: HE'S GETTING SOME KIND OF WISDOM FOR ME AND WE ARE A 566 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:20,531 PERFECT MATCH. Stephen: IN HONOR OF THE 567 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:26,637 FACT THAT YOU ARE NOW ALMOST AS OLD AS HIP-HOP IS THIS YEAR, IS 568 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:35,846 THERE A LYRICA, A PARTICULAR BIT OF HIP-HOP FROM THE PAST THAT IS 569 00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:42,553 PARTICULARLY MEANINGFUL TO YOU? Nas: I THINK THERE IS A 570 00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:50,461 SONG ABOUT MY NEIGHBOR THAT CAME OUT IN 1985. 571 00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:54,532 IT WAS THE ANTHEM, A HIP-HOP AND FOAM. 572 00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:59,336 IT SAID-- HE SAID IN THE LAST VERSE I'M PARAPHRASING IT LIKE 573 00:38:59,336 --> 00:39:04,041 DAY DREAMS, AND SOLD. YOU HAVE TO TRY TO RECEIVE YOUR 574 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:05,543 GOAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU DO IT, HOWEVER 575 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:11,082 YOU MAY, NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT NOBODY SAY. 576 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:14,251 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE DEAL, GO BY WHAT YOUR HEART 577 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:17,421 FEELS, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL BE MISLED BY STUPID LITTLE 578 00:39:17,421 --> 00:39:20,257 THINGS INSIDE YOUR HEAD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 579 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:23,928 Stephen: WOW. Nas: YEAH. 580 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:27,131 YEAH! YEAH. 581 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,533 Stephen: HAVE YOU FOUND THAT TO BE TRUE? 582 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:33,871 Nas: SO TRUE. THAT VERSE, WHEN I HEARD IT, IT 583 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:41,512 WAS LIKE GOSPEL. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO BE AWARE 584 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:44,248 OF. Stephen: WELL, NAS, GREAT 585 00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:49,086 TO SEE YOU. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 586 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:50,855 CATCH NAS AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN THIS 587 00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:54,525 FRIDAY FOR HIS ONE NIGHT ONLY PERFORMANCE OF THE 588 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:55,726 "KING'S DISEASE" TRILOGY AND STREAM "KING'S DISEASE III" 589 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,162 EVERYWHERE NOW! NAS! 590 00:39:58,162 --> 00:40:01,232 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 591 00:40:17,114 --> 00:40:18,682 Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 592 00:40:18,682 --> 00:40:21,552 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE HANK AZARIA AND PULITZER 593 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,454 PRIZE WINNING JOURNALIST ISABEL WILKERSON. 594 00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:26,524 GOODNIGHT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]