1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,896 --> 00:00:06,479 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:07,689 --> 00:00:09,005 - [Narrator] Many things have to come together 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,005 --> 00:00:11,195 to make a delicious pizza. 6 00:00:11,195 --> 00:00:12,856 You need fresh ingredients handled 7 00:00:12,856 --> 00:00:15,387 with care by skilled hands. 8 00:00:15,387 --> 00:00:18,948 And don't forget the most important ingredient of all, 9 00:00:18,948 --> 00:00:23,638 the finest marijuana known to man, Jamaican goddess. 10 00:00:23,638 --> 00:00:25,510 The goddess becomes purified 11 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:28,118 and liquified until it's just right. 12 00:00:28,118 --> 00:00:29,188 That's right. 13 00:00:29,188 --> 00:00:31,528 It's in the sauce, bitch. (record scratching) 14 00:00:31,528 --> 00:00:34,603 - Listen, slut, I can call you that, right? 15 00:00:34,603 --> 00:00:36,840 - Your fucking face is like a car accident. 16 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,088 It's just so grotesque and tragic 17 00:00:39,088 --> 00:00:42,426 but I cannot fucking stop looking away. 18 00:00:42,426 --> 00:00:44,601 - Fuck you, bitch! - Oh! 19 00:00:44,601 --> 00:00:45,596 - [Narrator] This is Ariel 20 00:00:45,596 --> 00:00:48,246 and today's her first day at Phu King Pizza. 21 00:00:48,246 --> 00:00:49,629 - Oh hell no! - Oh, hey! 22 00:00:49,629 --> 00:00:51,009 (chairs rumbling) 23 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,592 (mellow music) 24 00:00:54,981 --> 00:00:55,814 - Hi. 25 00:00:57,012 --> 00:00:58,562 Welcome to Phu King Pizza. 26 00:00:58,562 --> 00:00:59,803 I'm Gus. 27 00:00:59,803 --> 00:01:02,701 I'm the manager. (celery crunching) 28 00:01:02,701 --> 00:01:04,896 So our business is growing faster 29 00:01:04,896 --> 00:01:07,000 than we could have ever expected. 30 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,540 And we need a little bit of help around here. 31 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:12,196 You have to be able to adapt to all kinds of things here. 32 00:01:12,196 --> 00:01:15,106 We go through everything. 33 00:01:15,106 --> 00:01:17,399 Wanna test your problem solving skills. 34 00:01:17,399 --> 00:01:20,438 Dammit, come on, get in there! 35 00:01:20,438 --> 00:01:23,498 Say you're stranded on a desert Island. 36 00:01:23,498 --> 00:01:26,130 A little bit of food, probably gonna die 37 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:28,538 and you actually are gonna die really soon. 38 00:01:28,538 --> 00:01:30,915 You got a boat, but it's a piece of shit. 39 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:32,994 What you gonna do to get off that Island? 40 00:01:32,994 --> 00:01:36,820 - Well, first, probably get on the boat. 41 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:38,171 - You're gonna have to talk up. 42 00:01:38,171 --> 00:01:41,182 I can not hear you. (celery crunching) 43 00:01:41,182 --> 00:01:44,308 - Hi. (mellow music) 44 00:01:44,308 --> 00:01:45,141 - Yeah. 45 00:01:46,151 --> 00:01:47,943 (applicant farts) 46 00:01:47,943 --> 00:01:51,138 You're probably gonna starve. 47 00:01:51,138 --> 00:01:53,456 - Well, I would gather what I could 48 00:01:53,456 --> 00:01:56,152 from the Island in order to fix the boat. 49 00:01:56,152 --> 00:01:58,985 - I think I'm just gonna die, bro. 50 00:01:59,856 --> 00:02:02,909 - All right, final question. 51 00:02:02,909 --> 00:02:06,941 Why do you want to work at Phu King Pizza? 52 00:02:06,941 --> 00:02:09,721 - Weird, I already work here. 53 00:02:09,721 --> 00:02:13,209 What's a matter with you? (celery crunching) 54 00:02:13,209 --> 00:02:16,268 - Are you kidding me? For the free pizza, man. 55 00:02:16,268 --> 00:02:18,929 So I can get fucked up every night. 56 00:02:18,929 --> 00:02:22,656 - Well, I, I think pizza makes everyone happy 57 00:02:22,656 --> 00:02:26,486 and I mean everyone says that you guys have the best pizza 58 00:02:26,486 --> 00:02:31,069 out there and I just, I think it'd be fun to work here. 59 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:36,248 - Well, I can go with my instincts on this one. 60 00:02:36,248 --> 00:02:37,226 I got a hunch. 61 00:02:37,226 --> 00:02:39,231 Ariel, I know you've never had a job before 62 00:02:39,231 --> 00:02:42,107 but I'm gonna give you a chance. 63 00:02:42,107 --> 00:02:44,128 Can you start tomorrow? 64 00:02:44,128 --> 00:02:46,711 (upbeat music) 65 00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:17,501 (alarm clock buzzing) 66 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,538 (shoe slapping) 67 00:03:29,653 --> 00:03:30,822 - What the fuck dad? 68 00:03:30,822 --> 00:03:32,136 Get your crotch out of my face. 69 00:03:32,136 --> 00:03:33,823 - [Dad] Hey, I'm up. 70 00:03:33,823 --> 00:03:34,867 You should be up too. 71 00:03:34,867 --> 00:03:36,450 Learn it, let's go. 72 00:03:37,562 --> 00:03:42,562 (upbeat music) (buttons clicking) 73 00:04:08,445 --> 00:04:09,947 - Good morning, sleepy head. 74 00:04:09,947 --> 00:04:10,780 - Hey. 75 00:04:11,662 --> 00:04:13,934 - Are you hungry, sweetie? 76 00:04:13,934 --> 00:04:15,484 - I'm good, thanks. - Yeah? 77 00:04:15,484 --> 00:04:16,852 - Yeah, I'll just have some coffee. 78 00:04:16,852 --> 00:04:19,636 - I'm gonna make you some coffee. 79 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:20,469 - Okay. 80 00:04:24,386 --> 00:04:25,219 'Sup? 81 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:34,070 - [Stepmom] Here you go, sweetie. 82 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:34,903 - Thanks. 83 00:04:40,093 --> 00:04:42,784 - Sweetie, it's been three months since the wedding, 84 00:04:42,784 --> 00:04:44,451 you can call me mom. 85 00:04:45,579 --> 00:04:46,662 - Right, mom. 86 00:04:48,714 --> 00:04:50,838 It's not weird at all. 87 00:04:50,838 --> 00:04:52,900 (hand slapping) Ow! 88 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:55,150 So, still looking for work? 89 00:04:56,055 --> 00:04:57,500 - Yeah, absolutely. 90 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:01,619 And once I find a job, you can go back to college. 91 00:05:01,619 --> 00:05:03,615 My son, the doctor. 92 00:05:03,615 --> 00:05:04,782 - I like that. 93 00:05:05,954 --> 00:05:07,884 - Anyway, I don't know, 94 00:05:07,884 --> 00:05:09,543 I might change majors when I go back. 95 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:12,897 I was thinking of switching to botany. 96 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:14,507 - Oh no son. 97 00:05:14,507 --> 00:05:16,604 You don't wanna be that kind of doctor. 98 00:05:16,604 --> 00:05:17,784 Olga had that down to her face 99 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,294 and she can't express emotions anymore. 100 00:05:20,294 --> 00:05:24,627 Before she was all natural, and now she's all stiff. 101 00:05:26,376 --> 00:05:28,726 - I think you're talking about Botox. 102 00:05:28,726 --> 00:05:33,014 Botany is the study of plants and who the hell, 103 00:05:33,014 --> 00:05:33,921 who the hell's Olga? 104 00:05:33,921 --> 00:05:36,754 - Olga was a town whore back home. 105 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:43,476 - Yep, all right, well, I gotta go guys, so, catch ya. 106 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:44,309 - Bye. 107 00:05:45,338 --> 00:05:48,740 - Okay, thanks for showing up today guys. 108 00:05:48,740 --> 00:05:50,111 I know you're gonna have some questions for me 109 00:05:50,111 --> 00:05:52,557 but please try and hold, save for the end. 110 00:05:52,557 --> 00:05:54,090 I know it's very confusing, 111 00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:57,993 it's a big deal, but you guys just wait till the end, okay? 112 00:05:57,993 --> 00:05:58,912 First of all, what's your name? 113 00:05:58,912 --> 00:06:00,375 - I'm Will. - I'm Chad. 114 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:02,779 - Okay, Chad and Will. 115 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,177 - I'm Chad that's Will. 116 00:06:05,177 --> 00:06:06,010 - Are you sure? 117 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:07,008 Oh, oh, okay. 118 00:06:07,008 --> 00:06:08,521 - Am I sure what? 119 00:06:08,521 --> 00:06:09,605 - That's your name? Chad? 120 00:06:09,605 --> 00:06:11,708 I never met nobody with- 121 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:13,541 - Right, right, right. 122 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:15,881 - Chad and Will. 123 00:06:16,842 --> 00:06:19,616 Today is gonna be kinda like an audition. 124 00:06:19,616 --> 00:06:20,449 This is a big deal. 125 00:06:20,449 --> 00:06:23,477 I want you guys to know that both of you are gonna get paid 126 00:06:23,477 --> 00:06:27,232 for today, but only one of you can keep your job, 127 00:06:27,232 --> 00:06:29,126 kinda like an audition, okay? 128 00:06:29,126 --> 00:06:31,493 You guys are gonna be battle royaling 129 00:06:31,493 --> 00:06:33,910 for your lives and your jobs. 130 00:06:35,345 --> 00:06:38,122 Whoever does the best job gets to stay. 131 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:40,413 You got a job for the rest of your life 132 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:42,784 here at Phu King pizza. (Chad laughing) 133 00:06:42,784 --> 00:06:43,867 - Okay? - Bam! 134 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,945 Huh, huh, huh? - Oh, hell no. 135 00:06:47,945 --> 00:06:50,915 - Phu King bullshit marketing plan is this? 136 00:06:50,915 --> 00:06:53,286 - Best Phu King marketing ever. 137 00:06:53,286 --> 00:06:57,786 Go do your job, see what you can do to make it happen. 138 00:06:59,195 --> 00:07:00,952 Impress me, guys, I'm gonna be watching you 139 00:07:00,952 --> 00:07:01,789 throughout the day. 140 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:05,039 I wanna see some serious spinning guys. 141 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:08,330 Fucking idiot amateurs. 142 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:10,997 (water running) 143 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:14,728 (pots clanging) 144 00:07:14,728 --> 00:07:18,895 (lady speaks in foreign language) 145 00:07:20,478 --> 00:07:21,728 - I don't know. 146 00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:24,811 - Yes, mom, I'm up. 147 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,625 Hi, I love you too by the way. 148 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:30,792 (lady speaks in foreign language) 149 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:39,759 Can you tell her to relax please? 150 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,444 - Phu, calm down. (speaks in foreign language) 151 00:07:41,444 --> 00:07:45,611 (lady speaks in foreign language) 152 00:07:51,431 --> 00:07:53,433 - Man, what's her problem? 153 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:56,051 - Does she know about your money problem? 154 00:07:56,051 --> 00:07:58,610 - I told you, dad, I got that taken care of, okay? 155 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,759 I just had to change some things around, 156 00:08:00,759 --> 00:08:02,764 but it's all good now. 157 00:08:02,764 --> 00:08:04,276 - I hope so, Thomas, 158 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:07,003 I know about you, you're gonna shut me down. 159 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:08,391 - I got this, all right? 160 00:08:08,391 --> 00:08:09,224 All right. 161 00:08:10,287 --> 00:08:11,580 That dough looking kinda dry, dad, 162 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:14,129 you might wanna add some cream or I don't know. 163 00:08:14,129 --> 00:08:16,279 Siri, call me daddy. 164 00:08:16,279 --> 00:08:19,859 - [Siri] Okay, but I already call you daddy, daddy. 165 00:08:19,859 --> 00:08:20,859 - Hell yeah. 166 00:08:21,973 --> 00:08:24,783 - Hey, do I know you? - No. 167 00:08:24,783 --> 00:08:26,616 - Lucero, the milkman. 168 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,756 - No, that's not me. - Yeah. 169 00:08:31,106 --> 00:08:33,637 Do your fucking job! (man barks) 170 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:34,810 - What the fuck? 171 00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:36,825 - Do your fucking job, bitches. 172 00:08:36,825 --> 00:08:37,742 - Oh, hell. 173 00:08:38,737 --> 00:08:41,620 That was one scary fuck, just. - Yes. 174 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:44,297 - Motherfucker, I got kids and shit on my head later. 175 00:08:44,297 --> 00:08:46,964 (curious music) 176 00:08:51,349 --> 00:08:55,117 - Hey, Gus. - Hey, what's up, my homie? 177 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,978 - Gus, we've been over this man. 178 00:08:57,978 --> 00:08:59,733 Can't just go around and call someone homie all right? 179 00:08:59,733 --> 00:09:01,703 Not unless you're in a gang. - Right. 180 00:09:01,703 --> 00:09:04,370 Sorry. So I hired a new trainee. 181 00:09:05,426 --> 00:09:06,259 Why don't you go train? - Seriously? 182 00:09:06,259 --> 00:09:07,567 - Yeah, she's over in the dining room. 183 00:09:07,567 --> 00:09:08,509 Just show her the ropes. 184 00:09:08,509 --> 00:09:09,753 Go slow with her though. 185 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:11,041 This is her first job. 186 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:12,477 - Her first job? - Yeah. 187 00:09:12,477 --> 00:09:14,737 - Why would you hire someone with zero experience, man? 188 00:09:14,737 --> 00:09:16,719 - I had a feeling she'd be a good addition 189 00:09:16,719 --> 00:09:18,552 to the team, you know? 190 00:09:19,503 --> 00:09:20,336 - I guess. 191 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,493 - Damn you. 192 00:09:23,493 --> 00:09:24,423 Damn you straight to hell, 193 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:27,340 don't fucking question me, asshole. 194 00:09:29,587 --> 00:09:32,337 (romantic music) 195 00:09:41,597 --> 00:09:44,743 - So, you're the new hire, huh? 196 00:09:44,743 --> 00:09:46,948 - Yeah, hi, I'm Ariel. 197 00:09:46,948 --> 00:09:47,781 - Oh, hi. 198 00:09:47,781 --> 00:09:48,945 I'm Anthony. 199 00:09:48,945 --> 00:09:49,918 I'm the assistant manager here. 200 00:09:49,918 --> 00:09:51,383 And I'll be the one training you today. 201 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,550 - Okay. - Yeah. 202 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,904 So Ariel like the like "The Little Mermaid?" 203 00:09:56,904 --> 00:10:00,017 - Yeah, my parents were huge fans of the movie. 204 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,934 - Ah, like it. - Thanks. 205 00:10:04,195 --> 00:10:06,574 - So is it fucking pizza? 206 00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:10,308 - It's a, it's actually pronounced Fu King, Phu King Pizza. 207 00:10:10,308 --> 00:10:11,141 But, I mean it's cool, 208 00:10:11,141 --> 00:10:14,800 people do that all the time, it's whatever, you know? 209 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,800 - So, what's first boss? 210 00:10:17,972 --> 00:10:19,874 - Just have you scrubbing toilets for the rest of the day. 211 00:10:19,874 --> 00:10:20,714 You know? 212 00:10:20,714 --> 00:10:23,163 It's basically what you'll be doing every day forever. 213 00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:24,334 I'm fucking with you. - Okay. 214 00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:26,141 - That's cool. 215 00:10:26,141 --> 00:10:27,962 No, I'm just gonna take you out back 216 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:30,858 and introduce you to, to the rest of the team. 217 00:10:30,858 --> 00:10:32,232 - Okay. - Yeah. 218 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,312 - Cool. - Yeah, so let's, 219 00:10:34,312 --> 00:10:37,629 let's pull out, you know, let's dance, let's. 220 00:10:37,629 --> 00:10:39,941 ("Jones Dub" by Common Jones) 221 00:10:39,941 --> 00:10:43,053 Yeah, and the dustbins for the trash is back over there. 222 00:10:43,053 --> 00:10:45,053 And, oh, what's up guys? 223 00:10:47,419 --> 00:10:48,919 Speaking of trash. 224 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,548 - 'Sup. - 'Sup, dog, 'sup, dog. 225 00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:54,264 Oh everybody, this is our newest team member. 226 00:10:54,264 --> 00:10:56,007 This is Ariel. - Hi. 227 00:10:56,007 --> 00:10:57,256 - Ariel, this is our notorious 228 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,209 and infamous delivery driver group. 229 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:00,878 This is Jasmine. 230 00:11:00,878 --> 00:11:01,711 Charlie. 231 00:11:03,768 --> 00:11:05,934 That's that's Cujo. 232 00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:08,424 - Why do they call you Cujo? 233 00:11:08,424 --> 00:11:09,931 - Glad you asked. 234 00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:13,918 They call me Cujo because I only like to do it doggy style, 235 00:11:13,918 --> 00:11:15,918 exclusively doggy style. 236 00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:21,063 I also tend to foam at the mouth when I'm about to cum. 237 00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:21,896 Psh. 238 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,245 - You fucking dip shit. 239 00:11:25,245 --> 00:11:26,078 Have some manners. 240 00:11:26,078 --> 00:11:27,578 - What? She asked. 241 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:32,553 - Stupid. ♪ Yeah ♪ 242 00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:36,386 - It's relaxing, therapeutic because you know, 243 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,350 My mom says it's good for facial. 244 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:42,276 (Gus humming) 245 00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:45,674 - Morning, Thomas. - Hey, fuck you, Gus. 246 00:11:45,674 --> 00:11:47,284 - Asshole. ♪ Less of the world ♪ 247 00:11:47,284 --> 00:11:49,457 (door squeaking) 248 00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:51,479 - What's up, freaks? 249 00:11:51,479 --> 00:11:52,588 - Oh, hello, sucker. 250 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:53,421 - How's it going, dog? 251 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,741 - How are you? How are you? 252 00:11:54,741 --> 00:11:56,980 - Man, nope, you know what? Don't touch me. 253 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:59,620 I don't know where your hands have been, bro. 254 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:00,453 Oh, hello. 255 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,300 King, Thomas King. 256 00:12:04,504 --> 00:12:06,806 And who might you be a cutie pie? 257 00:12:06,806 --> 00:12:09,862 - Ariel. - You called dibs already? 258 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:10,980 That's not fair, I just got here. 259 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,717 - Oh man, stop screwing around. 260 00:12:12,717 --> 00:12:15,511 All right, do we have a deliveries today? 261 00:12:15,511 --> 00:12:16,859 Ariel, would you mind heading inside with them? 262 00:12:16,859 --> 00:12:17,692 - Yeah. - Yeah, 263 00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:18,879 I just, I need a second with Thomas. 264 00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:19,712 - Okay. 265 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:24,850 (crate crashing) - Hey, baby. 266 00:12:25,818 --> 00:12:27,079 ♪ What type of the girls on the dance floor ♪ 267 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,423 ♪ Never like a sideway note ♪ 268 00:12:28,423 --> 00:12:32,337 (upbeat salsa music) 269 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:33,920 - Jamaican goddess. 270 00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:37,585 - What the fuck, dude? 271 00:12:37,585 --> 00:12:39,835 You gotta smell everything? 272 00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:43,785 - Stop acting like a bitch to me, Jasmine. 273 00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:45,038 - Don't call me a bitch. 274 00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:46,616 - I didn't call you a bitch. 275 00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:49,047 I said stop acting like a, bitch. 276 00:12:49,047 --> 00:12:51,692 Man, what's your problem? 277 00:12:51,692 --> 00:12:55,025 Ah, Jasmine, we only hooked up one time. 278 00:12:57,108 --> 00:12:59,815 We were both stoned off our asses, come on. 279 00:12:59,815 --> 00:13:01,675 Now technically speaking, you raped me 280 00:13:01,675 --> 00:13:05,275 with your hungry hole and I liked it, but that doesn't mean 281 00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:08,154 that you and I, come on now, girl. 282 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,151 - Fucking call me a girl. 283 00:13:10,151 --> 00:13:11,819 You know, Cujo, shut the fuck up, 284 00:13:11,819 --> 00:13:13,626 or I'm gonna throw your hairy ass into the oven. 285 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,258 - Fuck you! - You! 286 00:13:15,258 --> 00:13:17,156 (pans clanging) Dick weed. 287 00:13:17,156 --> 00:13:19,047 - Hey! - Okay, okay. 288 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,033 What's the name of the pizza again? 289 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,556 - [Cujo] Fuck you in your neck, Charlie! 290 00:13:21,556 --> 00:13:23,937 - Are you sure that's what it's called? 291 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,770 No, no, no, I got it, please, hey. 292 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,406 - Hey, how can we help you? - Hi. 293 00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:32,432 - This may sound stupid to you guys, 294 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:34,923 'cause it does to me, but my boss just told me 295 00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:36,635 to order three space pizzas. 296 00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:38,767 - No, they're actually called astronaut pizzas, 297 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:42,542 but your boss is quite right, they're very popular pizzas. 298 00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,962 Three of 'em coming right up. 299 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:46,008 - Thank you so much. 300 00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,221 Hey, what's your name? 301 00:13:47,221 --> 00:13:48,765 - Ariel. - Hi Ariel. 302 00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:50,216 Nice to meet you. 303 00:13:50,216 --> 00:13:51,786 Did you ever see that one movie? 304 00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:53,111 There was a mermaid in it? 305 00:13:53,111 --> 00:13:54,710 - Yeah. - Yeah. 306 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,255 - That'd be $75. 307 00:13:56,255 --> 00:13:57,188 - Sweet, here you go. 308 00:13:57,188 --> 00:13:58,649 - Thank you sir. 309 00:13:58,649 --> 00:14:00,942 - Gus, can I say one thing? 310 00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:03,611 Your hairdo looks like it's from space. 311 00:14:03,611 --> 00:14:04,630 - All right, thank you. 312 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:07,809 I appreciate that, you're very kind. 313 00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:08,947 - One for you. 314 00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:10,977 And one for you. - Thank you. 315 00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:14,844 - Should probably use that towards a haircut, pal. 316 00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:15,850 Thanks, Firefly. 317 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:19,295 - Yeah, you might want it back to go buy a personality. 318 00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:20,728 - I think your hair looks nice. 319 00:14:20,728 --> 00:14:22,648 - Thank you Ariel. 320 00:14:22,648 --> 00:14:25,234 Thank you. - I mean, sometimes. 321 00:14:25,234 --> 00:14:26,584 - And she's like, "You can go ahead 322 00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:27,916 and eat the booty if you want." 323 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:30,152 I'm like, "We just met", you know, 324 00:14:30,152 --> 00:14:31,277 and it was after the club. 325 00:14:31,277 --> 00:14:33,088 So we're all sweaty and she's all- 326 00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:34,176 - Neh. - Neh. 327 00:14:34,176 --> 00:14:35,374 Nah. - Man. 328 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,539 - I only ever do that for people 329 00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:38,820 that like I care about, you know? 330 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,559 - I've always wondered what booty tastes like. 331 00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:44,251 - Not like groceries, I'll tell you that much. 332 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,376 (suspenseful music) 333 00:14:47,376 --> 00:14:49,446 Hey, what the fuck? 334 00:14:49,446 --> 00:14:50,279 - What's up? 335 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:51,112 - Are you fucking with me? 336 00:14:51,112 --> 00:14:52,496 - No man, what's wrong? 337 00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:53,992 - It's gone. 338 00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:56,390 - The money? - No, your herpes medication. 339 00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:57,937 Yes, the money, look. 340 00:14:57,937 --> 00:14:59,614 Who could have taken the money? 341 00:14:59,614 --> 00:15:01,099 - I, but you, 342 00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:02,414 you think it was someone here? 343 00:15:02,414 --> 00:15:03,497 - No, no way. 344 00:15:04,786 --> 00:15:06,896 Gus isn't even that stupid. 345 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,087 - Security cameras, 346 00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:08,977 security cameras would have caught it. 347 00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:10,075 - That's not gonna, I didn't. 348 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,495 I never got the security cameras fixed. 349 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,660 - Why the hell not bro? 350 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:17,404 - I just, I never got around to it, dude, okay? 351 00:15:17,404 --> 00:15:18,237 - Okay. 352 00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:20,161 So we owe 20 grand to Playa Playa, 353 00:15:20,161 --> 00:15:21,778 man that once killed his own uncle 354 00:15:21,778 --> 00:15:25,363 over $20 and we don't know who stole the money? 355 00:15:25,363 --> 00:15:27,021 - What the hell we gonna do? 356 00:15:27,021 --> 00:15:29,232 - I mean, we, we don't tell anyone what happened 357 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,714 and we act normal for now until we, 358 00:15:30,714 --> 00:15:31,874 until we figure something out. 359 00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:33,365 - Well, we've better figure something out quick, dude. 360 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:36,685 'Cause Player, Player doesn't play. 361 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,106 That sounds stupid when you say it out loud. 362 00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:41,013 - Does, does sound pretty stupid, but you're right, man. 363 00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:43,304 He doesn't mess around. 364 00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:44,401 He could actually kill us. 365 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,107 - Man, I don't know. 366 00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:48,297 Last I heard he doesn't do that gangster shit anymore, 367 00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:49,702 'cause he's legit now. 368 00:15:49,702 --> 00:15:51,086 - So maybe he'll like give us a chance to pay it off 369 00:15:51,086 --> 00:15:52,060 over time or something, you know, 370 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,727 like a payment plan. 371 00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:58,300 - No, we're, we're dead. 372 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,294 - Good morning, thank you for calling Phu King pizza. 373 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,902 This is Phu King Gus, how can I phu King help you? 374 00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:05,868 - I come here to be a great chef, 375 00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:08,618 in my country, chef is like king. 376 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,582 - Where are you from? 377 00:16:10,582 --> 00:16:11,415 - Slaw? 378 00:16:12,528 --> 00:16:15,090 He's from one of those weird sounding ones. 379 00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:19,673 Hoobastand, Shrekistan, Sasquatchestan, Chewbaccaville. 380 00:16:20,656 --> 00:16:22,325 - [Gus] Thank you for calling Phu King Pizza, 381 00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,158 this is Phu King Gus, 382 00:16:23,158 --> 00:16:23,991 how can I Phu King help you? 383 00:16:23,991 --> 00:16:25,560 - No, no, no, no. 384 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,560 My country is not weird. 385 00:16:28,459 --> 00:16:29,626 You are weird. 386 00:16:31,328 --> 00:16:34,208 - All right guys, it's about that time, y'all ready? 387 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,128 (all laughing) Hey, it's time, come one, 388 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,475 get me out. - Pizza, pizza, 389 00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:41,088 Phu King, Phu King, Phu King, Phu King, Phu King 390 00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:44,461 Phu King, Phu King- - Ah, come on, man. 391 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,794 - Gus, nice try. 392 00:16:46,816 --> 00:16:47,649 - Asshole. 393 00:16:49,145 --> 00:16:52,895 - Weird. (suspenseful music) 394 00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:03,708 - Stay cool in there man. - I'm not gonna go crazy. 395 00:17:06,685 --> 00:17:09,282 (doors banging) I'm chilling, man. 396 00:17:09,282 --> 00:17:10,476 All I know is 397 00:17:10,476 --> 00:17:14,167 that shorty motherfucker better not say shit to me. 398 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,741 I'ma beat his ass. - Thomas, 399 00:17:16,741 --> 00:17:17,775 you can't even fight. 400 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,076 - Man, he don't know that. 401 00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:20,131 I can fake it. 402 00:17:20,131 --> 00:17:22,514 All I gotta do is hit some crazy kung fu stance. 403 00:17:22,514 --> 00:17:23,917 Ooh, everybody gets scared 404 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,971 when an Asian man hits that stance. 405 00:17:25,971 --> 00:17:28,469 Anyways, I say we go in. 406 00:17:28,469 --> 00:17:29,368 - Whatever. - I can- 407 00:17:29,368 --> 00:17:31,333 - Just chill, okay? - All right. 408 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,165 Hey, watch out! 409 00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:35,817 Oh, okay. - Relax, you're good. 410 00:17:35,817 --> 00:17:37,989 - Welcome gentlemen. - Hey. 411 00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:39,489 - This way. - Okay. 412 00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:43,047 So, you single? 413 00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,523 - I'm not, stop flirting with me. 414 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,563 See, man, you gotta be careful with these girls, man. 415 00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:47,563 - Gentlemen. 416 00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:52,064 - What's up fellas? 417 00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:54,047 Playa Playa, this is a nice room, man, 418 00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:55,231 I haven't seen this one 419 00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:56,773 - And you still haven't seen it, homeboy. 420 00:17:56,773 --> 00:18:00,690 You see what the fuck I let you see, all right? 421 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:02,983 - It's a cool beanie, man. 422 00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,549 - Yeah. It's 'cause I believe in the both of you 423 00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:06,507 - Thank you. 424 00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:08,879 - Business been good, yeah? 425 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,339 Where's the payment? 426 00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:13,144 - That's actually what we came here to talk 427 00:18:13,144 --> 00:18:13,977 to you guys about. 428 00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:16,102 - What's up? Talk. 429 00:18:16,102 --> 00:18:18,569 - Look man, we don't have the money all right? 430 00:18:18,569 --> 00:18:19,564 We got robbed. 431 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,927 - Bullshit, you got robbed. 432 00:18:21,927 --> 00:18:23,633 - Come on Shorty, you know I won't lie 433 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:24,844 about something like this. 434 00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:27,331 - Boys Playa Playa doesn't wanna hear excuses. 435 00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:28,547 I had to kill his own cousin last week 436 00:18:28,547 --> 00:18:29,931 because he stole some money. 437 00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:31,662 - Hey Shorty, I forgot to tell you about that, man. 438 00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,330 My cousin wasn't the one who did it. 439 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:34,730 Family is pretty pissed off. 440 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,490 Make sure they get a card, says my bad on it. 441 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,657 Put some flowers in there. 442 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,172 - Flowers, got it. 443 00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:42,658 - Thank you. 444 00:18:42,658 --> 00:18:44,693 - Look, we're being real with you, okay? 445 00:18:44,693 --> 00:18:48,588 We don't have the money, but we can get it though. 446 00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:49,908 - When? 447 00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:50,923 - Couple of weeks. 448 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:51,786 - Couple of weeks, huh? 449 00:18:51,786 --> 00:18:54,433 - Yeah. (Playa Playa laughs) 450 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,533 That's funny. - Yeah. 451 00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,481 (all laughing) 452 00:18:57,481 --> 00:18:59,371 Yeah, it's couple weeks. - Yeah. 453 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,709 (all laughing) 454 00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:02,013 - Man. 455 00:19:02,013 --> 00:19:03,824 - Yeah. (speaks in foreign language) 456 00:19:03,824 --> 00:19:05,958 (all laughing) - Shut the fuck up! 457 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,766 Let me tell you guys something, all right? 458 00:19:07,766 --> 00:19:09,520 You guys don't tell me when you're gonna get it. 459 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,313 I tell you when you're gonna get it, all right? 460 00:19:11,313 --> 00:19:12,192 You guys have my money 461 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,189 or else you won't see the other side 462 00:19:13,189 --> 00:19:14,853 of Shorty you don't wanna see. 463 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:18,779 - I promise to make it slow and painful. 464 00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:22,350 You'll be begging me to shuffle off your mortal coil. 465 00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:23,320 - Shuffle off my whole, 466 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,539 you trying to touch my dick, Shorty? 467 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,691 - Shh. - Hey! 468 00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:28,675 Let me translate what the fuck he said in simple English. 469 00:19:28,675 --> 00:19:30,865 You guys don't have the money, he'll kill you. 470 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:31,983 - Kill us? 471 00:19:31,983 --> 00:19:33,977 Look, man, we were hoping that like, 472 00:19:33,977 --> 00:19:35,986 you had left that whole part 473 00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:37,852 of your life behind, the killin' part, 474 00:19:37,852 --> 00:19:39,792 'cause you are, you're a business man now, right? 475 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:40,957 You're professional now. 476 00:19:40,957 --> 00:19:42,605 (Playa Playa laughs) 477 00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:45,009 - Ah, you're cute, man. I am professional. 478 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,346 That's exactly why it's not personal. 479 00:19:47,346 --> 00:19:48,749 Business is business. 480 00:19:48,749 --> 00:19:51,203 You guys better have my 20 large by tonight 481 00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:55,453 or I'll fucking have you both killed and that's it. 482 00:19:57,202 --> 00:19:58,535 - Coming inside? 483 00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:00,390 - Not yet. 484 00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:03,178 - All right, well, 485 00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:04,303 I have to get back on the floor. 486 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,136 Supposed to be training Ariel, so. 487 00:20:08,098 --> 00:20:09,098 See ya, man. 488 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,562 - We about to die soon 489 00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:20,122 and this man got pussy on the brain. 490 00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:21,188 I'm so proud. 491 00:20:21,188 --> 00:20:22,338 - - yes, I'll take one severe, please. 492 00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:23,621 - [Gus] Great, that'll be $25. 493 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:25,200 - All right, thank you. - All right, thank you. 494 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,033 Have a good one. 495 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:26,866 Come back and see us. 496 00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:30,144 Anthony, hey. - What, Gus, man, the hair. 497 00:20:30,144 --> 00:20:30,977 - Oh, sorry. 498 00:20:30,977 --> 00:20:34,223 Where's Thomas? - He's out back. 499 00:20:34,223 --> 00:20:39,223 (dogs barking) (western music) 500 00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:52,409 - I'm gonna do it. 501 00:20:52,409 --> 00:20:53,409 Hey, Shorty, 502 00:20:54,699 --> 00:20:56,658 man, what was all that shuffling coil talk 503 00:20:56,658 --> 00:20:57,802 shit earlier, man? 504 00:20:57,802 --> 00:20:59,624 - It's from Shakespeare's "Hamlet." 505 00:20:59,624 --> 00:21:01,219 - Wow! 506 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:06,157 Shakespeare, you art the artist of hard to understand, man. 507 00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:07,717 - It's not hard to understand. 508 00:21:07,717 --> 00:21:09,907 Shakespeare is very beautiful and shit. 509 00:21:09,907 --> 00:21:10,883 I like it. 510 00:21:10,883 --> 00:21:12,294 You never know, I may become an actor one day 511 00:21:12,294 --> 00:21:13,373 and perform Shakespeare. 512 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,167 (both laughing) 513 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,183 Did I say something funny? 514 00:21:18,183 --> 00:21:21,477 - No, Shorty. - No, nothing funny at all. 515 00:21:21,477 --> 00:21:23,144 - I didn't think so. 516 00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:26,483 I must say I'm in a mood today. 517 00:21:26,483 --> 00:21:27,415 Those two pizza boys are dead 518 00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:29,002 no matter what Playa Playa says. 519 00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:32,057 - Yo, Playa Playa say we can't just kill 'em, 520 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,230 then we can't just go over there in the store, 521 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:38,200 blasting everybody away, taking brains out of people heads. 522 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,350 - By my sword, I swear there is no power in the tongue 523 00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:42,933 of man to alter me. 524 00:21:44,645 --> 00:21:47,228 Oh, come on, nothing? That's from "The Merchant Of Venice." 525 00:21:47,228 --> 00:21:49,197 - I knew that shit, I knew it, Shorty, I got you. 526 00:21:49,197 --> 00:21:51,441 - I knew that. - Shh. 527 00:21:51,441 --> 00:21:52,808 I feel like leaving an ominous message 528 00:21:52,808 --> 00:21:55,757 for our two favorite pizza guys. 529 00:21:55,757 --> 00:21:57,481 - What, ominous, ominous? - Is that, 530 00:21:57,481 --> 00:22:01,962 Is that like giving them a note of something, Shorty? 531 00:22:01,962 --> 00:22:03,447 ♪ Come to the show, then you know what I mean ♪ 532 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,575 ♪ Big cloud in the back ♪ (hand slapping) 533 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:06,658 - What, mom, I wasn't- 534 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,810 (mom speaks in foreign language) 535 00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:12,133 Okay. (speaks in foreign language) 536 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,598 Okay! 537 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:17,765 (mom speaks in foreign language) 538 00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:26,002 - [Client] Thanks for the straight pepperoni. 539 00:22:26,002 --> 00:22:26,835 - Oh damn. 540 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,560 - Who's that? 541 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,109 - Sir Thomas's parents, yeah, they own Phu King. 542 00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:33,746 This place is named after his mom. 543 00:22:33,746 --> 00:22:34,597 They actually own the business, 544 00:22:34,597 --> 00:22:37,312 but gave it to Thomas to run. 545 00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:38,829 (mom speaks in foreign language) 546 00:22:38,829 --> 00:22:40,514 - Hello, Mr. and Ms. King. 547 00:22:40,514 --> 00:22:41,978 Nice of you to join us today. 548 00:22:41,978 --> 00:22:45,301 (mom speaks in foreign language) 549 00:22:45,301 --> 00:22:47,140 - Nice to see you, Gus, how's business? 550 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:48,804 - Oh, business is very good. 551 00:22:48,804 --> 00:22:50,261 over the last couple months. 552 00:22:50,261 --> 00:22:53,737 (mom speaks in foreign language) 553 00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:55,091 - How's Thomas been doing? 554 00:22:55,091 --> 00:22:57,049 - Thomas, Thomas, Thomas has been great. 555 00:22:57,049 --> 00:22:59,397 He's very, very pleasure to work for. 556 00:22:59,397 --> 00:23:01,582 He allows me the space I need to run a tight ship. 557 00:23:01,582 --> 00:23:05,785 (mom speaks in foreign language) 558 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,364 - She says, "Thank you for your hard work, Gus." 559 00:23:08,364 --> 00:23:12,031 - You're very welcome, thank you, thank you. 560 00:23:15,156 --> 00:23:17,382 - She seems nice. (Anthony scoffs) 561 00:23:17,382 --> 00:23:18,712 - Yeah. 562 00:23:18,712 --> 00:23:21,879 She actually just called Gus an idiot. 563 00:23:24,893 --> 00:23:28,285 (Thomas yells) 564 00:23:28,285 --> 00:23:30,061 - Hey, dad. - Hi, Thomas. 565 00:23:30,061 --> 00:23:32,544 (mom speaks in foreign language) 566 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:33,377 - For what? 567 00:23:33,377 --> 00:23:35,289 (mom speaks in foreign language) 568 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,981 Mom, things are better, okay? Just trust me. 569 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,508 (mom speaks in foreign language) 570 00:23:40,508 --> 00:23:42,705 - Yeah, but it's only by like one month this time 571 00:23:42,705 --> 00:23:44,772 instead of four or five, like before. 572 00:23:44,772 --> 00:23:48,939 (mom speaks in foreign language) 573 00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:06,840 - You know, we used to do million dollar worldwide deals, 574 00:24:08,062 --> 00:24:10,645 working with the most powerful. 575 00:24:12,675 --> 00:24:14,925 And we took what we wanted. 576 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:19,667 Now look at us, 577 00:24:22,107 --> 00:24:24,690 look at us, playing with pizza. 578 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,065 For chum change. 579 00:24:36,655 --> 00:24:39,084 (Shorty sighs) 580 00:24:39,084 --> 00:24:44,084 you know, for whatever reason, Playa Playa has a soft spot 581 00:24:44,398 --> 00:24:46,731 for that stupid pizza joint. 582 00:24:49,648 --> 00:24:54,624 And honestly, I don't give a shit what Playa Playa says. 583 00:24:54,624 --> 00:24:55,791 It ends today. 584 00:24:56,949 --> 00:25:00,032 - But we work for Playa Playa, right? 585 00:25:01,582 --> 00:25:04,662 - Yeah, if he finds out, I mean, 586 00:25:04,662 --> 00:25:06,465 you know how he is, Shorty. 587 00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:11,465 Who's gonna deal with that? (suspenseful music) 588 00:25:14,028 --> 00:25:17,811 - Well, tell me then what would you have me do? 589 00:25:17,811 --> 00:25:19,083 (gun firing) 590 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,812 Seek for the patronage of some great man 591 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,388 and like a creeping vine and a tall tree crawl upward 592 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,844 where I cannot stand alone? 593 00:25:24,844 --> 00:25:26,159 No thank you. 594 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:27,983 Eat a toad for breakfast every morning, 595 00:25:27,983 --> 00:25:29,173 make my knees callous 596 00:25:29,173 --> 00:25:30,635 and cultivate a supple spine 597 00:25:30,635 --> 00:25:33,344 while my belly groveling in the dust? 598 00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:35,104 No thank you. 599 00:25:35,104 --> 00:25:37,361 Shall I labor night and day and build a reputation 600 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:40,361 on one song and never write another? 601 00:25:41,512 --> 00:25:42,852 No thank you. 602 00:25:42,852 --> 00:25:44,081 No, I thank you. 603 00:25:44,081 --> 00:25:45,664 And again, I think. 604 00:25:46,706 --> 00:25:51,706 (Shorty screams) (suspenseful music) 605 00:25:53,076 --> 00:25:54,106 - Are you kidding me? 606 00:25:54,106 --> 00:25:55,687 What the? 607 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:58,020 What are they fucking doing? 608 00:25:59,447 --> 00:26:04,114 No. Are you serious? (suspenseful music) 609 00:26:20,802 --> 00:26:23,719 (knocking at door) 610 00:26:31,177 --> 00:26:32,570 - Come on in. 611 00:26:32,570 --> 00:26:33,570 - All right. 612 00:26:36,032 --> 00:26:37,748 - Just put the pizza down right there. 613 00:26:37,748 --> 00:26:38,748 - All right. 614 00:26:42,645 --> 00:26:45,842 - So do, the astronaut pizza is 25 bucks. 615 00:26:45,842 --> 00:26:48,425 - All right, oh, just a second. 616 00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:50,445 There you go. 617 00:26:50,445 --> 00:26:52,413 Keep the change there, baby. 618 00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:53,825 - Sticky, thanks. 619 00:26:53,825 --> 00:26:55,636 - Sit down and chill with me for a minute. 620 00:26:55,636 --> 00:26:56,636 - All right. 621 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:01,911 - You wanna hit this shit? 622 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:04,903 - Ma'am I always have time for a smoke break. 623 00:27:04,903 --> 00:27:07,192 (both laughing) 624 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:08,753 - It's not as good as that Jamaican goddess 625 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,004 you guys are putting in them pizzas. 626 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,378 But it'll knock the booboo out of you a little bit. 627 00:27:13,378 --> 00:27:14,544 - This shit is good though. 628 00:27:14,544 --> 00:27:16,081 (client laughs) - Thanks, man. 629 00:27:16,081 --> 00:27:17,164 - Yeah, shit. 630 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,596 What do you know about that Jamaican goddess? 631 00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:23,847 (client laughs) - Shit, girl. 632 00:27:23,847 --> 00:27:26,033 The stories I could tell you. 633 00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:27,681 I used to live in Jamaica. 634 00:27:27,681 --> 00:27:30,051 - No way. - Yeah, when I was younger, 635 00:27:30,051 --> 00:27:32,701 firmer, and a whole lot tighter. 636 00:27:32,701 --> 00:27:34,568 (both laughing) 637 00:27:34,568 --> 00:27:35,841 - Well, how long was it? 638 00:27:35,841 --> 00:27:39,251 - Man, it was just last summer. 639 00:27:39,251 --> 00:27:41,371 - Well, good for you. 640 00:27:41,371 --> 00:27:44,912 - So, seriously now, you got a man? 641 00:27:44,912 --> 00:27:46,416 - You don't even wanna go there. 642 00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,467 You don't fucking wanna go there. 643 00:27:47,467 --> 00:27:48,703 There's this dude. 644 00:27:48,703 --> 00:27:49,834 He's disgusting. 645 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:53,685 Just fucking gross, the dumb ass and you know what? 646 00:27:53,685 --> 00:27:57,985 I like him, for some fucking stupid reason, I like him. 647 00:27:57,985 --> 00:27:59,261 - Love never makes no sense, dear, 648 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,927 - You know he pisses me off though? 649 00:28:00,927 --> 00:28:02,215 I try and give him hints, you know? 650 00:28:02,215 --> 00:28:03,362 Like I liked him. 651 00:28:03,362 --> 00:28:06,272 Motherfucker doesn't do anything, nothing. 652 00:28:06,272 --> 00:28:07,605 Clues and hints? 653 00:28:09,058 --> 00:28:09,975 Shit, girl. 654 00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:16,756 If you want a man, you gotta reach out and grab him. 655 00:28:18,975 --> 00:28:21,692 (Jasmine roaring) 656 00:28:21,692 --> 00:28:24,442 (birds chirping) 657 00:28:32,350 --> 00:28:37,350 (doorbell ringing) (elevator music) 658 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,233 - Nice shoes. 659 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,305 You're not the pool guy. 660 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:48,410 - Oh, is the my Phu King pizza? 661 00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:52,629 Oh, thanks. (lady moaning) 662 00:28:52,629 --> 00:28:53,462 Oh. 663 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,958 - Dude, is that your fucking wife? 664 00:29:01,035 --> 00:29:02,535 She's fucking hot. 665 00:29:05,112 --> 00:29:06,862 - Yes, she's my wife. 666 00:29:09,422 --> 00:29:11,589 Go get some help, pervert. 667 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:18,485 (door slamming) (elevator music continues) 668 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,105 - What the fuck? 669 00:29:43,105 --> 00:29:45,151 Yo, chief, you're blocking me here. 670 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,663 - That piece of shit? 671 00:29:46,663 --> 00:29:48,084 Thought it was abandoned. 672 00:29:48,084 --> 00:29:50,711 Look here, Pedro, can't get past the border, 673 00:29:50,711 --> 00:29:52,079 stay on your side. 674 00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:56,111 This is America. (pool guy grunts) 675 00:29:56,111 --> 00:29:58,542 - Whatever David Duke. 676 00:29:58,542 --> 00:30:00,294 - David Duke? That's a good one. 677 00:30:00,294 --> 00:30:02,096 You got me there. 678 00:30:02,096 --> 00:30:03,987 - Ondalay, dude. 679 00:30:03,987 --> 00:30:08,070 - I'm just trying to do a job Americans Won't do. 680 00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:16,362 - Hey, you guys in the movie business? 681 00:30:16,362 --> 00:30:18,756 - Sorta, used to be. 682 00:30:18,756 --> 00:30:20,780 Turns out they really sucked at it. 683 00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:24,200 Man, they only give you one audition. 684 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,376 - Oh. 685 00:30:25,376 --> 00:30:27,183 - You do kinda look like that Burt Reynolds 686 00:30:27,183 --> 00:30:29,068 from that "Deliverance" movie. 687 00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:32,376 - "Deliverance?" Yeah, think so? 688 00:30:32,376 --> 00:30:34,615 - Well, no, not really. 689 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,951 You know, more like rich, new friends. 690 00:30:36,951 --> 00:30:37,934 Screw like a pig. 691 00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:39,377 - Fuck you, man. 692 00:30:39,377 --> 00:30:40,551 Whatever. 693 00:30:40,551 --> 00:30:44,801 Hey, I heard them fucking pizzas got drugs in them. 694 00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:47,362 - No man. - You're still here. 695 00:30:47,362 --> 00:30:50,346 - There's nothing illegal here, all natural. 696 00:30:50,346 --> 00:30:51,763 - Fucking stoner. 697 00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:54,718 - Vamanos, man, come on. 698 00:30:55,648 --> 00:30:57,005 - The astronaut's really strong, 699 00:30:57,005 --> 00:30:59,597 I would suggest for first timers a silky smooth, 700 00:30:59,597 --> 00:31:02,311 it's a lot more relaxed and chill, you know? 701 00:31:02,311 --> 00:31:04,561 Shorty, hey, what's up man? 702 00:31:05,401 --> 00:31:06,543 - Where's Harold? 703 00:31:06,543 --> 00:31:07,376 - Who? 704 00:31:08,644 --> 00:31:10,700 - The Chinaman. 705 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,003 - Oh you mean Thomas? 706 00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:12,836 He's not Chinese. 707 00:31:12,836 --> 00:31:15,115 He's actually more like Filipino mixed with Tai. 708 00:31:15,115 --> 00:31:16,463 - I don't care what the heck, Linus, 709 00:31:16,463 --> 00:31:19,433 let's go get him and have a talk. 710 00:31:19,433 --> 00:31:20,516 - Okay, okay. 711 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,547 You should stay with Gus. 712 00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:24,831 I'll be right back. 713 00:31:24,831 --> 00:31:26,581 Don't worry about it. 714 00:31:32,394 --> 00:31:35,248 - Hey, chill out, man! Chill. - Chill, dude! 715 00:31:35,248 --> 00:31:36,084 We had an agreement! 716 00:31:36,084 --> 00:31:37,017 - Man, I'm taking your ass home. 717 00:31:37,017 --> 00:31:37,850 - Go, go! 718 00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:40,412 - Chill out, man. 719 00:31:40,412 --> 00:31:42,729 Yo, what happened, dude? 720 00:31:42,729 --> 00:31:43,682 What the hell, Shorty? 721 00:31:43,682 --> 00:31:47,217 You can't come up here starting shit. 722 00:31:47,217 --> 00:31:48,050 Wah! 723 00:31:50,048 --> 00:31:51,403 - Come on, I want you to. 724 00:31:51,403 --> 00:31:53,382 - I'm half Tai, bro, I know more Tai, what's up? 725 00:31:53,382 --> 00:31:54,887 - Okay, okay. (Thomas heaves) 726 00:31:54,887 --> 00:31:56,387 - Dude, damn, man! 727 00:32:01,147 --> 00:32:04,120 (Shorty laughs) - My problem, 728 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,905 your friend has a big fucking mouth, so I shut it for him. 729 00:32:06,905 --> 00:32:08,753 I don't believe you boys understand the severity 730 00:32:08,753 --> 00:32:10,323 of the situation. 731 00:32:10,323 --> 00:32:12,000 When you don't pay Playa Playa, 732 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,730 you're taking food away from all this baby mamas. 733 00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:17,481 People die for that shit. 734 00:32:17,481 --> 00:32:19,459 Get up. Get the fuck up! (men heaving) 735 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:23,609 You, you took what was supposed to be mine. 736 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:25,988 - Man, we ain't take shit from your bitch ass. 737 00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:28,655 (Thomas heaves) 738 00:32:30,303 --> 00:32:31,642 - You better not even think of skipping town, 739 00:32:31,642 --> 00:32:33,475 because I'll find you. 740 00:32:36,697 --> 00:32:38,659 See you later. 741 00:32:38,659 --> 00:32:39,492 - Oh. 742 00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:42,568 Oh. 743 00:32:42,568 --> 00:32:43,485 My ovaries. 744 00:32:44,522 --> 00:32:47,331 Shorty's punk ass, man, I hate him. 745 00:32:47,331 --> 00:32:48,369 - What'd you think was gonna happen, Thomas? 746 00:32:48,369 --> 00:32:50,619 You was talking shit, dude. 747 00:32:52,903 --> 00:32:53,736 All right, man, 748 00:32:53,736 --> 00:32:56,401 I've got a couple of grand saved at home. 749 00:32:56,401 --> 00:32:58,011 I mean, it was supposed to be for college 750 00:32:58,011 --> 00:33:01,843 but can't go to college if I'm dead. 751 00:33:01,843 --> 00:33:03,122 How about you? 752 00:33:03,122 --> 00:33:05,717 - If I empty out my accounts and then sell some of my stuff, 753 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:10,322 I'll probably get like another five GS on top of it. 754 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:14,090 - If we take the roughly like I dunno like two grand, 755 00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:16,526 two, yeah, $2,000 that we made today in sales, 756 00:33:16,526 --> 00:33:21,526 I think that's, shit, dude, we're still 10 grand short. 757 00:33:21,655 --> 00:33:23,822 - Oh my God, we're fucked. 758 00:33:27,196 --> 00:33:28,790 - Think maybe your parents can lend us some money? 759 00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:31,873 - Hah! Dude, no, oh shit, my parents! 760 00:33:33,239 --> 00:33:35,026 I forgot I'm supposed to get lunch with them and Chenae, 761 00:33:35,026 --> 00:33:37,936 my mom's been on my ass about introducing them. 762 00:33:37,936 --> 00:33:39,913 - Think they're gonna flip? 763 00:33:39,913 --> 00:33:42,746 - My dad will be fine, but my mom, 764 00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:48,149 my mom will trip, flip, double dip, all that shit. 765 00:33:50,384 --> 00:33:51,521 I'll catch up with you later, man. 766 00:33:51,521 --> 00:33:54,188 (siren wailing) 767 00:33:55,945 --> 00:33:58,028 - I'm stopping right now. 768 00:33:59,745 --> 00:34:02,603 Pick up, pick up, Nico, Areola, 769 00:34:02,603 --> 00:34:05,469 I'm at the corner of Mike Rotch and Burgundy, sir. 770 00:34:05,469 --> 00:34:08,386 Pick up. (spitting) 771 00:34:12,995 --> 00:34:13,964 Is there a problem, officer? 772 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:15,547 - Shut the fuck up. 773 00:34:17,053 --> 00:34:19,216 Are you the guy from that fucking pizza joint? 774 00:34:19,216 --> 00:34:21,966 - Yeah. It's pronounced Phu King. 775 00:34:23,207 --> 00:34:24,224 - We don't care. 776 00:34:24,224 --> 00:34:26,615 We ordered two two silky smooth pizzas 777 00:34:26,615 --> 00:34:28,865 over half an hour ago, son. 778 00:34:31,109 --> 00:34:32,473 - Oh. 779 00:34:32,473 --> 00:34:33,329 Okay. 780 00:34:33,329 --> 00:34:34,497 Yeah, yeah. 781 00:34:34,497 --> 00:34:35,902 Yeah, I got them right here. 782 00:34:35,902 --> 00:34:37,471 - Whoa! What're you reaching for? 783 00:34:37,471 --> 00:34:38,724 - Whoa! Put your hands behind your back! 784 00:34:38,724 --> 00:34:39,557 - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 785 00:34:39,557 --> 00:34:41,721 No, no, no, no, no! (cops yelling) 786 00:34:41,721 --> 00:34:42,936 No, no, no! - Put your hands up! 787 00:34:42,936 --> 00:34:44,655 - Freeze! You got a gun? - Please don't shoot! 788 00:34:44,655 --> 00:34:45,861 Oh, oh, oh fuck! - Put your hands up! 789 00:34:45,861 --> 00:34:47,844 - Just wait! - Put your hands up! 790 00:34:47,844 --> 00:34:50,134 - Pulled out a gun! - Shoot him! 791 00:34:50,134 --> 00:34:50,967 - Guns. (Cujo crying) 792 00:34:50,967 --> 00:34:52,485 (cop laughing) 793 00:34:52,485 --> 00:34:55,068 - You look so stupid right now. 794 00:34:56,656 --> 00:34:57,905 - Just water. 795 00:34:57,905 --> 00:34:59,988 - I peed in mine. - Gross. 796 00:35:01,247 --> 00:35:03,687 Look, man, we just wanted to stop you and tell you 797 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:05,922 that we know what you guys are doing 798 00:35:05,922 --> 00:35:07,517 over at that pizza joint. 799 00:35:07,517 --> 00:35:09,063 - You do? - Hell yeah. 800 00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:11,388 You have the best damn pizza we've ever had tasted. 801 00:35:11,388 --> 00:35:12,221 - Woo! 802 00:35:13,401 --> 00:35:15,276 Just some advice. 803 00:35:15,276 --> 00:35:17,377 There've been a lot of local robberies at these stores. 804 00:35:17,377 --> 00:35:19,397 So watch your six. 805 00:35:19,397 --> 00:35:21,395 - Contact us if you need anything else. 806 00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:23,007 Good day. 807 00:35:23,007 --> 00:35:23,840 - Okay. 808 00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:46,775 (siren wailing) 809 00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:53,374 - Those guys are fucking crazy. 810 00:35:55,565 --> 00:35:57,232 Patronizing me, man. 811 00:35:58,426 --> 00:36:01,009 Nobody puts Cujo in the corner. 812 00:36:04,193 --> 00:36:07,086 (Cujo cries) 813 00:36:07,086 --> 00:36:10,169 (upbeat salsa music) 814 00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:13,659 - I gotta do this right now, my Rambo's kicked me. 815 00:36:13,659 --> 00:36:15,492 - What the fuck you doing? 816 00:36:15,492 --> 00:36:16,706 Sit your ass down. 817 00:36:16,706 --> 00:36:18,134 - You know, my Rambo's kicking right now, babe. 818 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,604 - Can't do this here- - This is your sliced pizza. 819 00:36:20,604 --> 00:36:21,457 - Ah, thanks, sir. - There's yours, 820 00:36:21,457 --> 00:36:22,662 there you go. - Yeah. 821 00:36:22,662 --> 00:36:25,163 - Enjoy your trip. - Thank you so much, man. 822 00:36:25,163 --> 00:36:26,007 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 823 00:36:26,007 --> 00:36:27,906 - It's hard, man, we gotta go. - We gotta plan this shit out. 824 00:36:27,906 --> 00:36:30,302 - So when we doing this? What's the plan? 825 00:36:30,302 --> 00:36:31,135 - Thank you. 826 00:36:31,135 --> 00:36:31,968 We gotta go deal- - We ain't doing this 827 00:36:31,968 --> 00:36:33,357 like subway last week, man. 828 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,316 Thad boy in that makeup, that was stupid. 829 00:36:35,316 --> 00:36:36,218 My skin is sensitive. 830 00:36:36,218 --> 00:36:37,481 Couldn't take my cousin to the prom 831 00:36:37,481 --> 00:36:38,520 'cause of the pimples from- 832 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,291 - All right, listen. 833 00:36:40,291 --> 00:36:41,958 All right, so this is the wall right here, right? 834 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:42,791 - This wall. 835 00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:45,170 - Now let's pretend it's napkin dispenser is the wall. 836 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:46,829 So put that wall right there. 837 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:48,215 - Yeah. All right. - Okay. 838 00:36:48,215 --> 00:36:50,931 - The cash register, the salt, right here. 839 00:36:50,931 --> 00:36:52,728 - The salt. - The cash register, 840 00:36:52,728 --> 00:36:54,145 look, look, look. 841 00:36:55,339 --> 00:36:56,848 - Oh, that's the salt. 842 00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:58,514 - You a stupid motherfucker, dog. 843 00:36:58,514 --> 00:36:59,846 - Gotcha, listening. - Yes, man. 844 00:36:59,846 --> 00:37:01,028 So, at the end of the day, 845 00:37:01,028 --> 00:37:03,125 so what they do is, they take the money 846 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:05,321 from the cash register to the back. 847 00:37:05,321 --> 00:37:07,106 - How you know this? 848 00:37:07,106 --> 00:37:08,510 - 'Cause man, the Jamaican goddess, man, 849 00:37:08,510 --> 00:37:09,673 you here every motherfucking day- 850 00:37:09,673 --> 00:37:11,794 - Oh yeah. - You hear the shit? 851 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:12,709 - Yeah, yes, I hear. 852 00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:13,828 - I believe in this. - Okay, okay. 853 00:37:13,828 --> 00:37:16,123 - They get it back. 854 00:37:16,123 --> 00:37:19,107 - [ghostly Voice] The possibilities, go take a walk. 855 00:37:19,107 --> 00:37:19,940 - Wow. 856 00:37:22,882 --> 00:37:25,715 (heavy breathing) 857 00:37:26,659 --> 00:37:29,905 - Do it properly. - Ask us to make new prices. 858 00:37:29,905 --> 00:37:33,794 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, what're you two talking about? 859 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:35,879 Sounds like you're up to no good. 860 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,610 - He the feds, he the feds, 861 00:37:37,610 --> 00:37:38,443 he the feds- - Come on, man, haven't you 862 00:37:38,443 --> 00:37:40,151 ever had the pizza here? 863 00:37:40,151 --> 00:37:42,651 The shit is out of this world. 864 00:37:44,249 --> 00:37:45,732 - Ah, y'all, now hear. 865 00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:48,444 - He on the astronaut! - That's what it is, yeah. 866 00:37:48,444 --> 00:37:49,748 Yeah, I got you, brother. 867 00:37:49,748 --> 00:37:52,020 - All right. - All right, good. 868 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,906 - Oh. - Holy shit, 869 00:37:53,906 --> 00:37:55,889 what's, hey, you're back, hey. 870 00:37:55,889 --> 00:37:57,700 - I'm back yeah. - It's a good pizza, 871 00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,930 it's a fucking good pizza. 872 00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:01,711 - This pizza is out of this world, bro. 873 00:38:01,711 --> 00:38:02,779 I feel like, 874 00:38:02,779 --> 00:38:05,314 I feel like, I don't know. 875 00:38:05,314 --> 00:38:07,542 - [Gus] So, you're the one to watch. 876 00:38:07,542 --> 00:38:09,003 - Yeah, bro, it was a amazing 877 00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:10,732 Thanks for having me back, how you doing? 878 00:38:10,732 --> 00:38:12,562 - [Gus] Ah, if I were any better, I'd be a twin, bro. 879 00:38:12,562 --> 00:38:14,946 - Bro, if your twin has the same hairdo as you, 880 00:38:14,946 --> 00:38:15,970 I'll love him too, 881 00:38:15,970 --> 00:38:17,897 trust me, you're the man. - Oh, man, why. 882 00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:19,927 - There you go. - Okay, thank you. 883 00:38:19,927 --> 00:38:21,443 This one's yours, all right. - Perfect, thank you. 884 00:38:21,443 --> 00:38:23,447 - Thank you, have a good day. 885 00:38:23,447 --> 00:38:25,780 - Well, good afternoon. - Hi. 886 00:38:26,775 --> 00:38:28,358 - Yeah. - You look. 887 00:38:31,802 --> 00:38:33,410 What was your name again? 888 00:38:33,410 --> 00:38:34,660 - I don't know. 889 00:38:37,251 --> 00:38:38,600 Bill? 890 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,420 Yes. It's bill. 891 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,086 Bill I am. 892 00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,420 Bill is me. 893 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,012 - What can I get you, bill? 894 00:38:45,012 --> 00:38:46,916 - I need another one of those space pizzas. 895 00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:49,152 That shit was out of this world. 896 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:52,250 It made me feel like Neil Armstrong. 897 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:53,678 - Do you mean an astronaut pizza? 898 00:38:53,678 --> 00:38:54,693 - That one. 899 00:38:54,693 --> 00:38:56,905 When I ate that thing, I felt like I landed 900 00:38:56,905 --> 00:38:59,491 on the moon, ran around the ring on Saturn, 901 00:38:59,491 --> 00:39:02,331 found life on Mars and then ended up on Pluto 902 00:39:02,331 --> 00:39:06,100 with that other astronaut, Lance Armstrong. 903 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:10,025 - Okay, Armstrong is not a universal name for astronauts. 904 00:39:10,025 --> 00:39:11,493 Do you another pizza? 905 00:39:11,493 --> 00:39:12,922 - Fuck yeah, how much is it? 906 00:39:12,922 --> 00:39:15,089 - $25. - Sweet, I got that. 907 00:39:16,116 --> 00:39:19,234 Here you go, sister. You're the greatest. 908 00:39:19,234 --> 00:39:20,824 - All right. - Nice hair. 909 00:39:20,824 --> 00:39:24,584 (Bill whistles) - Fucking stoner. 910 00:39:24,584 --> 00:39:27,075 Can I get one of them Lance Armstrong pizzas too? 911 00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:30,158 (upbeat salsa music) 912 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:37,707 - She will be rubbing that, be rubbing shit, shit. 913 00:39:40,118 --> 00:39:41,035 - Hey! - Ow! 914 00:39:42,385 --> 00:39:44,305 - Why you no like Jasmine? 915 00:39:44,305 --> 00:39:46,684 She very sexy woman. 916 00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:49,133 ♪ I'll take another like a heli-chopper ♪ 917 00:39:49,133 --> 00:39:51,996 ♪ Up in the sky ♪ - I like your red rocket. 918 00:39:51,996 --> 00:39:53,561 - Oh, shit, yeah. 919 00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:54,562 - Gonna show me your red rocket? 920 00:39:54,562 --> 00:39:55,395 - [Cujo] Yeah. 921 00:39:55,395 --> 00:39:57,173 - Or your (speaks in foreign language)? 922 00:39:57,173 --> 00:39:59,942 Yeah, bot for me, motherfucker! 923 00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:02,271 (both moaning) 924 00:40:02,271 --> 00:40:06,694 (Jasmine speaks in foreign language) 925 00:40:06,694 --> 00:40:07,646 - [Cujo] Just a little bit. 926 00:40:07,646 --> 00:40:09,216 - What? Now yeah. 927 00:40:09,216 --> 00:40:10,540 - Yeah. - Yeah. 928 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:13,207 Do it, you bad boy, you bad boy! 929 00:40:15,207 --> 00:40:17,202 What the? (Cujo moaning) 930 00:40:17,202 --> 00:40:19,766 What the, what the fuck, man? 931 00:40:19,766 --> 00:40:21,028 What you looking at? 932 00:40:21,028 --> 00:40:23,105 The fuck are you doing? 933 00:40:23,105 --> 00:40:24,022 - What, come on! 934 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,062 - Have a real (speaks in foreign language) right here 935 00:40:25,062 --> 00:40:26,219 and you're looking at porn? 936 00:40:26,219 --> 00:40:28,117 - Gets, well, it gets me in the mood, come on. 937 00:40:28,117 --> 00:40:31,002 - What mood? Just get the fuck out of my car. 938 00:40:31,002 --> 00:40:31,835 - Ow! Come on. 939 00:40:31,835 --> 00:40:33,224 My salami, come on. 940 00:40:33,224 --> 00:40:34,757 - Yeah, your salami or yourself 941 00:40:34,757 --> 00:40:37,625 out of my fucking car right now! 942 00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:38,735 Out! 943 00:40:38,735 --> 00:40:40,825 Doggy out! Bad boy! 944 00:40:40,825 --> 00:40:42,988 - You seem like a fucking crack head. 945 00:40:42,988 --> 00:40:43,905 - Fuck you! 946 00:40:45,095 --> 00:40:47,682 Fucker! (Jasmine grunts) 947 00:40:47,682 --> 00:40:52,175 ♪ Because we feel all right♪ - Jasmine, Jasmine. 948 00:40:52,175 --> 00:40:54,809 Yeah, she's cool and all, but, 949 00:40:54,809 --> 00:40:57,041 but sometimes she can be a pain in the ass. 950 00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,186 - Did you just call me a pain in the ass? 951 00:40:59,186 --> 00:41:01,327 - No, no. - Seth. 952 00:41:01,327 --> 00:41:04,459 - I know nothing about nothing. 953 00:41:04,459 --> 00:41:07,792 - You motherfucker. - Oh, what the fuck! 954 00:41:08,913 --> 00:41:11,449 Oh! (Cujo groans) 955 00:41:11,449 --> 00:41:15,153 - You better not be telling nice about me. 956 00:41:15,153 --> 00:41:18,585 Or I'll tell everybody how you lasted less than a minute 957 00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:23,585 and ended up slobbering and foaming all over your limp dick. 958 00:41:23,799 --> 00:41:24,632 Dick! - Ow. 959 00:41:28,624 --> 00:41:33,124 - Is this for me? (upbeat salsa music) 960 00:41:38,735 --> 00:41:39,568 - God. 961 00:41:41,356 --> 00:41:44,189 I think I love that fucking bitch. 962 00:41:55,533 --> 00:41:57,283 - Is everything okay? 963 00:41:58,243 --> 00:42:00,869 - Yeah, I'm good, babe. 964 00:42:00,869 --> 00:42:05,869 - Why are you so nervous? (dramatic piano music) 965 00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:11,207 - Mom, but she's white! 966 00:42:12,179 --> 00:42:13,012 No reason. 967 00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:17,833 (Thomas exhales) 968 00:42:20,655 --> 00:42:21,613 - Thomas. 969 00:42:21,613 --> 00:42:24,308 - Hmm? - Are you gonna knock? 970 00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:29,308 - Hey, how you doing? (knocking on the door) 971 00:42:30,456 --> 00:42:31,914 (gong vibrating) - Hey! 972 00:42:31,914 --> 00:42:36,081 (mom speaks in foreign language) 973 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:39,611 - Mom! - Is everything okay? 974 00:42:39,611 --> 00:42:40,444 - Yeah, no it's cool, 975 00:42:40,444 --> 00:42:41,314 she said you're super pretty. 976 00:42:41,314 --> 00:42:43,306 She's just, she's going through some things right now. 977 00:42:43,306 --> 00:42:45,621 She has like ADD, she's like on her period, 978 00:42:45,621 --> 00:42:47,418 her last period, she's going through menopause. 979 00:42:47,418 --> 00:42:48,665 - Oh my God, should we come back when she feels? 980 00:42:48,665 --> 00:42:50,576 - No, no, no, no, no, please, please come in. 981 00:42:50,576 --> 00:42:51,584 Please come in. 982 00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:53,855 (mom speaks in foreign language) 983 00:42:53,855 --> 00:42:55,677 (Thomas laughs) - Don't be stupid mom. 984 00:42:55,677 --> 00:42:57,827 Excuse me one second, you guys, okay? 985 00:42:57,827 --> 00:42:59,738 - Please sit. 986 00:42:59,738 --> 00:43:04,281 (mom speaks in foreign language) 987 00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:05,114 - Ew, that's fucking gross, 988 00:43:05,114 --> 00:43:06,572 why are you talking like that? 989 00:43:06,572 --> 00:43:10,739 (mom speaks in foreign language) 990 00:43:12,347 --> 00:43:15,547 - Sorry. I put up with this everyday. 991 00:43:15,547 --> 00:43:17,049 (mom speaks in foreign language) 992 00:43:17,049 --> 00:43:18,765 - Thomas! - What, no! 993 00:43:18,765 --> 00:43:22,848 (mom speaks in foreign language) 994 00:43:24,182 --> 00:43:27,364 My pullout game is amazing, okay? Hold on. 995 00:43:27,364 --> 00:43:30,650 Hello. - I teach him to pull out. 996 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,298 - [Anthony] I take it your mom met Chenae. 997 00:43:32,298 --> 00:43:34,425 - How'd you guess? - Don't sweat it, man. 998 00:43:34,425 --> 00:43:35,482 I'll send an astronaut your way. 999 00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:37,319 Give me about 10 minutes. 1000 00:43:37,319 --> 00:43:38,652 - [Thomas] Okay? 1001 00:43:42,028 --> 00:43:44,778 (birds chirping) 1002 00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:03,534 - Oh, I thought you were another one of our guests. 1003 00:44:03,534 --> 00:44:04,801 I have your money inside. 1004 00:44:04,801 --> 00:44:06,707 You wanna come on in? 1005 00:44:06,707 --> 00:44:10,409 ♪ Hey, hey, let's go home ♪ 1006 00:44:10,409 --> 00:44:14,049 ♪ Hey, hey, let's get fucked up ♪ 1007 00:44:14,049 --> 00:44:15,868 ♪ What, get fucked up ♪ 1008 00:44:15,868 --> 00:44:19,761 ♪ Shut down, fucked up ♪ - Pizza's here! 1009 00:44:19,761 --> 00:44:21,501 - [Everybody] Fucking pizza! 1010 00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:24,243 - Just love the name of the pizza place. 1011 00:44:24,243 --> 00:44:28,590 Fucking pizza, it just fits this group perfectly. 1012 00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:32,262 - Actually it's pronounced Phu King, but. 1013 00:44:32,262 --> 00:44:33,679 - it's 25, right? 1014 00:44:35,670 --> 00:44:36,503 - Yeah. 1015 00:44:37,745 --> 00:44:38,828 Are you guys- 1016 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:40,917 - Swingers? 1017 00:44:42,539 --> 00:44:43,372 Yes. 1018 00:44:44,426 --> 00:44:46,020 - Wait, those actually happen? 1019 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,016 - They do. 1020 00:44:47,016 --> 00:44:48,397 They actually happen. 1021 00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:51,491 They're a lot, a lot of fun. 1022 00:44:51,491 --> 00:44:53,651 - That pizza boy is hot. 1023 00:44:53,651 --> 00:44:56,103 I will fuck him when we're done. 1024 00:44:56,103 --> 00:44:57,921 - Ooh, goodie. 1025 00:44:57,921 --> 00:44:59,346 Care to join us? 1026 00:44:59,346 --> 00:45:00,959 Come on, yes you do, come on. 1027 00:45:00,959 --> 00:45:02,959 I have a live one! - Woo! 1028 00:45:04,222 --> 00:45:06,828 ♪ Let's get fucked up ♪ 1029 00:45:06,828 --> 00:45:11,411 - So mom, is this the best pizza you've ever had or what? 1030 00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:14,122 (mom laughing) - Oh yeah. 1031 00:45:14,122 --> 00:45:17,565 It's very good. (mom laughing) 1032 00:45:17,565 --> 00:45:19,153 - Your mom speaks English. 1033 00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:21,793 - Oh, yeah, she just doesn't like to 1034 00:45:21,793 --> 00:45:24,904 'cause she doesn't like white people. 1035 00:45:24,904 --> 00:45:27,682 Yeah, I know, I know. - Me neither. 1036 00:45:27,682 --> 00:45:29,540 (both laughing) 1037 00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:32,540 - Mom, so do you like my girlfriend? 1038 00:45:33,535 --> 00:45:34,452 - Oh, yeah. 1039 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,566 She's very pretty. 1040 00:45:39,156 --> 00:45:41,964 - Oh, thank you Mrs. King. 1041 00:45:41,964 --> 00:45:43,881 You have a lovely home. 1042 00:45:46,753 --> 00:45:47,753 - Thank you. 1043 00:45:48,922 --> 00:45:53,129 - You know, my son look very happy lately. 1044 00:45:53,129 --> 00:45:58,046 - I am very happy right now. (mom giggling) 1045 00:46:00,566 --> 00:46:03,899 What? There's no more, I'm still hungry. 1046 00:46:05,068 --> 00:46:07,774 - Hey, mom, I can order another pizza, okay? 1047 00:46:07,774 --> 00:46:10,795 - Order two more son. - Okay, all right, 1048 00:46:10,795 --> 00:46:13,787 you got it, dad. (all giggling) 1049 00:46:13,787 --> 00:46:15,120 I love you guys. 1050 00:46:17,322 --> 00:46:19,528 - Oh man, it's so hot out today, huh? 1051 00:46:19,528 --> 00:46:20,476 - I know. 1052 00:46:20,476 --> 00:46:22,154 - Don't know why the hell I wear this stupid sweater 1053 00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:23,623 all the time. - It looks cute 1054 00:46:23,623 --> 00:46:24,831 on you though, so. 1055 00:46:24,831 --> 00:46:25,814 - Oh, 1056 00:46:25,814 --> 00:46:27,611 thanks. - Yeah. 1057 00:46:27,611 --> 00:46:28,731 - Yeah. 1058 00:46:28,731 --> 00:46:30,935 So how're you liking it here so far? 1059 00:46:30,935 --> 00:46:33,251 - It's good, yeah. - Yeah? 1060 00:46:33,251 --> 00:46:35,019 - I mean, I like spending time with you. 1061 00:46:35,019 --> 00:46:36,003 You make things more fun. 1062 00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:37,153 - Oh. - Yeah. 1063 00:46:37,153 --> 00:46:38,127 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1064 00:46:38,127 --> 00:46:39,404 (both chuckling) 1065 00:46:39,404 --> 00:46:44,064 - Well maybe we should hang out sometime, you know, 1066 00:46:44,064 --> 00:46:45,209 get to know each other a little better. 1067 00:46:45,209 --> 00:46:47,186 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd love that. 1068 00:46:47,186 --> 00:46:48,044 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1069 00:46:48,044 --> 00:46:50,094 - All right, cool. 1070 00:46:50,094 --> 00:46:51,468 - So I have a question. 1071 00:46:51,468 --> 00:46:52,301 What's the difference 1072 00:46:52,301 --> 00:46:55,265 between all the pizzas that you guys sell? 1073 00:46:55,265 --> 00:46:58,774 - Well, a couple of examples, we have a blast from the past 1074 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,515 which gets people so high 1075 00:47:00,515 --> 00:47:03,902 that they like see their dead relatives and shit. 1076 00:47:03,902 --> 00:47:04,917 And then I know, I know. 1077 00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:06,616 And then you have the astronaut 1078 00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:09,011 which gets you so high, think you're up in space. 1079 00:47:09,011 --> 00:47:10,395 - Oh. (Ariel laughs) 1080 00:47:10,395 --> 00:47:12,440 So do you smoke a lot? 1081 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,393 (inhaling) (whistle sliding) 1082 00:47:15,393 --> 00:47:17,141 (exhaling) - No. No. 1083 00:47:17,141 --> 00:47:18,491 I mean, not really. 1084 00:47:18,491 --> 00:47:20,228 I mean a little, a little, a little 1085 00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:21,579 a little more than usual, yeah, I guess you could say. 1086 00:47:21,579 --> 00:47:23,712 - You smoke a lot. 1087 00:47:23,712 --> 00:47:24,545 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1088 00:47:24,545 --> 00:47:26,628 - Yeah, yeah. - It's okay. 1089 00:47:28,611 --> 00:47:30,917 - Listen, I have to, I have to head out. 1090 00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:32,041 I have to run home for lunch. 1091 00:47:32,041 --> 00:47:33,994 - But just stick around for, with this for now 1092 00:47:33,994 --> 00:47:35,752 and then, yeah, I shouldn't be that long. 1093 00:47:35,752 --> 00:47:37,560 - Okay, well hurry back. - All right, cool, come on. 1094 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,393 - Okay. 1095 00:47:40,038 --> 00:47:40,980 - Hey, got it. 1096 00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:43,069 Yeah, man. - Dude, what took you so long? 1097 00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:44,578 - I waited for Gus, he went in the bathroom. 1098 00:47:44,578 --> 00:47:45,411 - I didn't want him to see I'm taking shit. 1099 00:47:45,411 --> 00:47:46,842 - Man, what you doing? 1100 00:47:46,842 --> 00:47:48,570 You can't just dive in a pizza. 1101 00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:49,403 - Why not? 1102 00:47:49,403 --> 00:47:50,456 - This ain't no piece of plastic. 1103 00:47:50,456 --> 00:47:52,991 You just can't in it, this ain't no pool. 1104 00:47:52,991 --> 00:47:54,074 - I know what it is, all right. 1105 00:47:54,074 --> 00:47:55,875 - This got the Jamaican goddess up in here. 1106 00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,393 - That's right. - So you gotta pray 1107 00:47:57,393 --> 00:47:59,052 before you eat this pizza. - What the fuck? 1108 00:47:59,052 --> 00:48:00,999 - You gotta have some faith in it. 1109 00:48:00,999 --> 00:48:01,832 - You serious? - You, yes, 1110 00:48:01,832 --> 00:48:02,932 you got gotta have the Holy ghost 1111 00:48:02,932 --> 00:48:04,175 before you eat this pizza. 1112 00:48:04,175 --> 00:48:06,813 So let's do a prayer, I'ma let you start out, come on. 1113 00:48:06,813 --> 00:48:09,728 Let's pray before that naked mole rat come back out here. 1114 00:48:09,728 --> 00:48:10,561 - All right. - Come on. 1115 00:48:10,561 --> 00:48:11,931 - All right. 1116 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:13,614 Oh, dear Jamaican goddess. 1117 00:48:13,614 --> 00:48:15,644 Thank you for shining your light on us. 1118 00:48:15,644 --> 00:48:17,780 - Well. - And giving us 1119 00:48:17,780 --> 00:48:20,341 these costumes and- - Well. 1120 00:48:20,341 --> 00:48:22,347 - giving us this appetite. 1121 00:48:22,347 --> 00:48:24,796 - Well. - And thank you 1122 00:48:24,796 --> 00:48:26,386 for making us high. - Hallelujah. 1123 00:48:26,386 --> 00:48:27,476 Thank you Jesus. 1124 00:48:27,476 --> 00:48:30,290 - Oh my God. - Oh my goodness. 1125 00:48:30,290 --> 00:48:31,216 - Thank you. 1126 00:48:31,216 --> 00:48:33,999 (both laughing) 1127 00:48:33,999 --> 00:48:38,833 - Once these two pizza boys miss their deadline tonight, 1128 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,250 it'll be their last delivery. 1129 00:48:47,012 --> 00:48:48,431 - Hey, man, Gabby wants to know if you're hungry. 1130 00:48:48,431 --> 00:48:51,589 She can warm up some food for you. 1131 00:48:51,589 --> 00:48:53,948 - I'm not really hungry, thanks. 1132 00:48:53,948 --> 00:48:54,865 - You okay? 1133 00:48:58,032 --> 00:48:59,217 - Not really. 1134 00:48:59,217 --> 00:49:00,050 - What's, what's wrong. 1135 00:49:00,050 --> 00:49:02,359 Ah, Anthony, don't tell me, you got a girl pregnant. 1136 00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:03,814 - No. - Whew. 1137 00:49:03,814 --> 00:49:05,564 - It's not like that. 1138 00:49:10,401 --> 00:49:12,739 I owe a lot of money to that guy, Playa Playa. 1139 00:49:12,739 --> 00:49:13,739 - Damn, son. 1140 00:49:14,905 --> 00:49:18,880 Shit, and I hear Playa Playa doesn't play. 1141 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,459 That sounded kinda weird. 1142 00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:21,326 - Yeah, when you say it out loud. 1143 00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:23,879 - I know I said it. - Yeah. 1144 00:49:23,879 --> 00:49:26,955 - Hey, you know when I look at you, 1145 00:49:26,955 --> 00:49:31,112 you remind me a lot of myself when I was your age. 1146 00:49:31,112 --> 00:49:32,355 That's not what I meant. 1147 00:49:32,355 --> 00:49:34,761 What I meant was when I was your age I fell in love 1148 00:49:34,761 --> 00:49:37,965 with your mother, God, rest her soul. 1149 00:49:37,965 --> 00:49:40,442 She was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. 1150 00:49:40,442 --> 00:49:42,616 And then your grandpa, he puts a shotgun in my face. 1151 00:49:42,616 --> 00:49:44,144 I'm like, whoa, dude, hold on, man. 1152 00:49:44,144 --> 00:49:45,343 I didn't screw you a goat, 1153 00:49:45,343 --> 00:49:46,176 (imitates bleating) 1154 00:49:46,176 --> 00:49:47,780 that doesn't spell (speaks in foreign language). 1155 00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:50,484 And if it does, prove it, better yet, check the semen on it. 1156 00:49:50,484 --> 00:49:51,578 It's not even mine. 1157 00:49:51,578 --> 00:49:54,684 As a matter of fact, I remember like it was just yesterday. 1158 00:49:54,684 --> 00:49:57,428 I met your mom. (voice distorts) 1159 00:49:57,428 --> 00:49:59,957 But it was after mass of course, it was after mass. 1160 00:49:59,957 --> 00:50:01,164 (voice distorts) I said, you know what, 1161 00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:02,644 to hell with the devil, 1162 00:50:02,644 --> 00:50:04,724 we're gonna get married now. 1163 00:50:04,724 --> 00:50:06,622 (dad chuckles) 1164 00:50:06,622 --> 00:50:11,006 Oh man, that's such a nice story, don't you think? 1165 00:50:11,006 --> 00:50:13,103 - I'm not gonna lie. 1166 00:50:13,103 --> 00:50:14,983 I wasn't really listening. (dad chuckles) 1167 00:50:14,983 --> 00:50:17,236 - Look, son, the point is, 1168 00:50:17,236 --> 00:50:20,457 sometimes it life, you just gotta roll with the punches. 1169 00:50:20,457 --> 00:50:23,228 I'm sure you'll figured something out. 1170 00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:25,751 (hand slamming butt) 1171 00:50:25,751 --> 00:50:27,924 - Okay, we gotta go. 1172 00:50:27,924 --> 00:50:31,424 The rolling pit, ah, dad, you are a freak. 1173 00:50:32,521 --> 00:50:34,111 (girl moaning) 1174 00:50:34,111 --> 00:50:35,694 - Yeah, behind her. 1175 00:50:36,753 --> 00:50:38,420 - You little fucker! 1176 00:50:42,961 --> 00:50:46,461 - [Cujo] Knew you'd like Cujo style, baby. 1177 00:50:47,723 --> 00:50:49,920 Cujo style! Yeah! 1178 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,753 Ah, 1179 00:50:50,753 --> 00:50:51,596 aha, 1180 00:50:51,596 --> 00:50:54,732 ah, I knew you'd like Cujo style, baby, come on. 1181 00:50:54,732 --> 00:50:56,982 You know you love it, yeah. 1182 00:50:59,196 --> 00:51:00,029 - Get out! 1183 00:51:00,029 --> 00:51:01,002 - What? - What the fuck you doing, 1184 00:51:01,002 --> 00:51:02,711 man? - What? 1185 00:51:02,711 --> 00:51:03,794 - Gross! Ugh! 1186 00:51:05,913 --> 00:51:06,996 - Wait! Wait! 1187 00:51:08,574 --> 00:51:09,927 Fucking foot. 1188 00:51:09,927 --> 00:51:10,760 Hey, wait. 1189 00:51:11,919 --> 00:51:13,154 Wait! 1190 00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,521 I can't help it, it's a disease! 1191 00:51:15,521 --> 00:51:19,195 - Ugh, wipe your, ugh, fuck, gross. 1192 00:51:19,195 --> 00:51:20,755 - Sorry. 1193 00:51:20,755 --> 00:51:22,564 - You don't have to do that to yourself, man. 1194 00:51:22,564 --> 00:51:25,064 Just abuse yourself like that. 1195 00:51:26,069 --> 00:51:27,651 - I don't have the money to pay a hooker 1196 00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:30,006 to do it for me, come on. 1197 00:51:30,006 --> 00:51:33,225 (Jasmine scoffing) 1198 00:51:33,225 --> 00:51:35,392 Wait, where are you going? 1199 00:51:36,894 --> 00:51:37,811 - Fuck off! 1200 00:51:39,184 --> 00:51:43,934 - What about old faithful? (Cujo yelling) 1201 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:46,533 Fuck! 1202 00:51:54,620 --> 00:51:56,946 - I hate working with stoners. 1203 00:51:56,946 --> 00:52:00,719 - Dammit, the fucker, Cujo, the dammit! 1204 00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,084 Cujo, what do I need to do to make you understand 1205 00:52:03,084 --> 00:52:04,089 that I like you? 1206 00:52:04,089 --> 00:52:06,957 Seriously, dude, how can I be more freaking clear? 1207 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:10,040 Ugh! (Jasmine grunts) 1208 00:52:12,124 --> 00:52:15,234 You're crazy! Crazy. - Jasmine? 1209 00:52:15,234 --> 00:52:16,067 - What? 1210 00:52:17,444 --> 00:52:20,602 (lady laughs) - No. 1211 00:52:20,602 --> 00:52:24,352 That is mine. (both laughing) 1212 00:52:27,129 --> 00:52:29,528 What do you want? - More pizza. 1213 00:52:29,528 --> 00:52:32,445 How long have we been sitting here? 1214 00:52:33,762 --> 00:52:34,893 - Whoa, excuse me? 1215 00:52:34,893 --> 00:52:37,390 - Yes. - Is it tomorrow yet? 1216 00:52:37,390 --> 00:52:39,217 - No, but You two have been sitting here 1217 00:52:39,217 --> 00:52:43,634 for almost two hours. (both laughing) 1218 00:52:52,567 --> 00:52:54,646 - Grandpa Harry? 1219 00:52:54,646 --> 00:52:57,732 Grandpa, Harry, is that you? 1220 00:52:57,732 --> 00:52:59,680 - Aunt Chelsea 1221 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,001 Is that really you? 1222 00:53:01,001 --> 00:53:04,014 - How? (both laughing) 1223 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:07,084 - Did you two order blast from the past pizza? 1224 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:10,049 (both laughing) - Really good, 1225 00:53:10,049 --> 00:53:11,483 but I need a moment. 1226 00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:14,462 I haven't seen my grandfather in 15 years. 1227 00:53:14,462 --> 00:53:16,120 And I would like to speak with him. 1228 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,508 (both laughing) - Yes! 1229 00:53:18,508 --> 00:53:19,341 Hi. - Yeah, 1230 00:53:21,258 --> 00:53:22,465 sure, have fun. 1231 00:53:22,465 --> 00:53:25,548 (laughing continues) 1232 00:53:34,842 --> 00:53:35,779 - What's wrong? 1233 00:53:35,779 --> 00:53:37,405 - What is wrong? 1234 00:53:37,405 --> 00:53:38,956 You're asking me what's wrong. 1235 00:53:38,956 --> 00:53:40,503 I'll tell you what's wrong. 1236 00:53:40,503 --> 00:53:42,465 Cujo, that is what's wrong. 1237 00:53:42,465 --> 00:53:43,512 - What did he do? 1238 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:44,436 - What he do? 1239 00:53:44,436 --> 00:53:47,148 He call me hooker, a whore. 1240 00:53:47,148 --> 00:53:48,991 Do I look like a whore to you? 1241 00:53:48,991 --> 00:53:50,067 Look at me. 1242 00:53:50,067 --> 00:53:51,354 - Not at all. 1243 00:53:51,354 --> 00:53:54,391 Cujo needs a hooker, a whore, a woman of the night. 1244 00:53:54,391 --> 00:53:55,930 - I know. 1245 00:53:55,930 --> 00:53:56,936 I'm ready. 1246 00:53:56,936 --> 00:53:58,381 - Give the Jasmine. 1247 00:53:58,381 --> 00:54:01,131 Love, love is like a pizza, okay? 1248 00:54:02,359 --> 00:54:03,942 The crest is trust. 1249 00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,662 The sauce is communication. 1250 00:54:09,581 --> 00:54:12,588 Cheese, cheese is laughter. 1251 00:54:12,588 --> 00:54:15,657 The pepperoni, that's that good stuff. 1252 00:54:15,657 --> 00:54:16,592 That good lovin'. 1253 00:54:16,592 --> 00:54:17,806 What you wanna do is you wanna get 1254 00:54:17,806 --> 00:54:20,006 all of those together, okay? 1255 00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:22,920 You wanna put 'em in the oven, you wanna bake 'em 1256 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,755 'til the cheese melts and that pepperoni soaks into that, 1257 00:54:26,755 --> 00:54:29,070 soaks into that crust. 1258 00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:30,891 - You wanna pin the box, 1259 00:54:30,891 --> 00:54:33,695 and take it out for delivery. 1260 00:54:33,695 --> 00:54:35,440 No, right now, you got a delivery. 1261 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,273 - Oh. 1262 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,394 - Awesome, thanks, Jasmine, high five. 1263 00:54:38,394 --> 00:54:39,798 Go get it. 1264 00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:40,821 - [Anthony] So dude. 1265 00:54:40,821 --> 00:54:42,383 - Oh, what's up doc. 1266 00:54:42,383 --> 00:54:44,458 Just chillin' man, trying to ease my mind, 1267 00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:45,751 get a tan, you know? 1268 00:54:45,751 --> 00:54:47,401 - So, what's up? 1269 00:54:47,401 --> 00:54:50,121 - Hey, what's up with you and the new girl? 1270 00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:51,737 - I really don't know yet. 1271 00:54:51,737 --> 00:54:53,091 What do you think of her? 1272 00:54:53,091 --> 00:54:54,393 - She seems cool, man. 1273 00:54:54,393 --> 00:54:57,568 Sexy, yeah. - She seems really sweet. 1274 00:54:57,568 --> 00:55:00,207 - Yeah. You gonna smash her or what? 1275 00:55:00,207 --> 00:55:02,737 - Ha! It's not like that, man. 1276 00:55:02,737 --> 00:55:04,917 - What you mean is not like that? 1277 00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:07,101 - It's different, you know? 1278 00:55:07,101 --> 00:55:08,059 - All right, man, well look, 1279 00:55:08,059 --> 00:55:11,408 whatever you do, just make sure you keep Isabella 1280 00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:13,643 as far away from her as you can. 1281 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:17,060 That girl is a crazy psycho killer bitch. 1282 00:55:28,731 --> 00:55:30,181 - Here you go. - Thank you. 1283 00:55:30,181 --> 00:55:31,475 - Excuse me? 1284 00:55:31,475 --> 00:55:32,997 - Who are you? 1285 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:34,230 - Excuse me. 1286 00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:35,063 - Ugh! 1287 00:55:37,954 --> 00:55:39,272 - Ariel. 1288 00:55:39,272 --> 00:55:40,105 - Ariel? 1289 00:55:41,762 --> 00:55:44,841 - Anthony, come quick, Isabella out front 1290 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,725 and she 'cause big problems. 1291 00:55:46,725 --> 00:55:49,054 - Oh, Ariel like the bitch fish 1292 00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:50,949 from like the "Under The Sea" movie? 1293 00:55:50,949 --> 00:55:53,577 Oh my gosh, I thought that it, hey. 1294 00:55:53,577 --> 00:55:54,441 - What the hell are you doing? 1295 00:55:54,441 --> 00:55:56,121 Remember, you can't be coming up here. 1296 00:55:56,121 --> 00:55:57,806 - Why can't I be coming up here? 1297 00:55:57,806 --> 00:56:00,926 - Because you make Gus nervous with your crazy ass. 1298 00:56:00,926 --> 00:56:02,826 - I have 911 on speed dial. 1299 00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:04,586 - God you're a pussy. 1300 00:56:04,586 --> 00:56:05,549 So what up? 1301 00:56:05,549 --> 00:56:07,407 Are we getting back together or what? 1302 00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:08,569 - Or what. 1303 00:56:08,569 --> 00:56:09,658 - Shut your vagina, Thomas! 1304 00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:10,891 No, one's talking to you! 1305 00:56:10,891 --> 00:56:12,726 - We're not getting back together, all right? 1306 00:56:12,726 --> 00:56:13,559 - What? 1307 00:56:14,637 --> 00:56:16,788 Is it because of that bitch? 1308 00:56:16,788 --> 00:56:18,352 - The fuck you just call me? 1309 00:56:18,352 --> 00:56:19,491 - Hey, don't call her that. 1310 00:56:19,491 --> 00:56:20,562 - Did you get in her panties yet? 1311 00:56:20,562 --> 00:56:22,446 - It's her first day. 1312 00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:25,504 - Yeah, like I said, did you get in her panties yet? 1313 00:56:25,504 --> 00:56:27,182 She looks like the type that gives it away. 1314 00:56:27,182 --> 00:56:28,622 This girl had dick for breakfast. 1315 00:56:28,622 --> 00:56:31,444 (Thomas laughs) 1316 00:56:31,444 --> 00:56:35,965 Come on, baby, you know I can't get over you. 1317 00:56:35,965 --> 00:56:40,300 (explosion rumbling) - What have you done? 1318 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:41,717 What've you done? 1319 00:56:46,074 --> 00:56:48,907 - Was it worth liking her picture? 1320 00:56:50,205 --> 00:56:51,302 (Isabella giggles) 1321 00:56:51,302 --> 00:56:53,497 - You know, the best way to get over somebody is to get 1322 00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:54,699 under somebody, bruh, 1323 00:56:54,699 --> 00:56:57,129 and she smashed everybody on the block. 1324 00:56:57,129 --> 00:56:57,962 - Can it, Thomas! 1325 00:56:57,962 --> 00:57:02,562 Oh, I'll take my heel off and I'll shove it so far! 1326 00:57:02,562 --> 00:57:04,405 Why don't you wanna be with me? 1327 00:57:04,405 --> 00:57:06,668 - Seriously? You cheated on me like 14 times. 1328 00:57:06,668 --> 00:57:07,501 - 17. 1329 00:57:09,039 --> 00:57:10,586 - Seriously, dude? - Yeah bro. 1330 00:57:10,586 --> 00:57:13,207 I have it marked every day in my calendar 1331 00:57:13,207 --> 00:57:16,220 for every time that you called me up crying like a bitch 1332 00:57:16,220 --> 00:57:17,795 because she cheated on you. 1333 00:57:17,795 --> 00:57:22,545 Trust me, Isabella is a lying, dirty, funky, diseased ho. 1334 00:57:24,304 --> 00:57:25,466 - Shut the hell up. 1335 00:57:25,466 --> 00:57:26,423 Go smoke a Dick. 1336 00:57:26,423 --> 00:57:29,198 - I learned how to do it from watching you. 1337 00:57:29,198 --> 00:57:30,104 - What? 1338 00:57:30,104 --> 00:57:32,527 - That didn't sound right. 1339 00:57:32,527 --> 00:57:34,204 - Look, you need to go, all right? 1340 00:57:34,204 --> 00:57:35,704 Gus, call 'em now. 1341 00:57:37,577 --> 00:57:41,899 - You need to stop staring 'cause I will kick your ass. 1342 00:57:41,899 --> 00:57:44,401 - Try it. - Ladies, come on. 1343 00:57:44,401 --> 00:57:45,833 - Man, let 'em go. - Thomas. 1344 00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:48,952 - Listen, slut, I can call you that right? 1345 00:57:48,952 --> 00:57:51,166 Your fucking face is like a car accident. 1346 00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:53,453 It's just so grotesque and tragic 1347 00:57:53,453 --> 00:57:56,658 but I cannot fucking stop looking away. 1348 00:57:56,658 --> 00:57:58,517 - Fuck you, bitch. 1349 00:57:58,517 --> 00:58:00,313 - Oh! - Oh, hell no! 1350 00:58:00,313 --> 00:58:01,417 - Let her come at me! 1351 00:58:01,417 --> 00:58:03,340 (chaotic yelling) 1352 00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:05,008 - Get out of here, now! 1353 00:58:05,008 --> 00:58:06,475 - You're on a death watch! 1354 00:58:06,475 --> 00:58:09,586 - You're not gonna do shit, bitch! 1355 00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:11,253 - Fuck you, asshole! 1356 00:58:12,502 --> 00:58:14,835 Best Phu King pizza, my ass. 1357 00:58:17,878 --> 00:58:20,223 - Cops are on their way! 1358 00:58:20,223 --> 00:58:21,601 - Yeah. 1359 00:58:21,601 --> 00:58:24,491 - She is like sexy in a crazy way. 1360 00:58:24,491 --> 00:58:27,658 (everyone applauding) 1361 00:58:30,568 --> 00:58:33,212 - Hey, Gus, call the cops back man, tell 'em not to come. 1362 00:58:33,212 --> 00:58:35,586 - I never called 'em, I was bluffing. 1363 00:58:35,586 --> 00:58:38,336 (door squeaking) 1364 00:58:39,914 --> 00:58:41,872 - Hey guys, hey, hey, hey! 1365 00:58:41,872 --> 00:58:43,615 Listen, we need y'all in the office 1366 00:58:43,615 --> 00:58:44,573 for a quick safety meeting, all right? 1367 00:58:44,573 --> 00:58:45,740 You too, Seth. 1368 00:58:56,023 --> 00:58:59,161 Guys, y'all remember how we almost got shut 1369 00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:00,272 down a while back, right? 1370 00:59:00,272 --> 00:59:01,683 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1371 00:59:01,683 --> 00:59:03,800 - But no matter how bad things got Thomas made sure 1372 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,839 all of us got paid on time without fail. 1373 00:59:06,839 --> 00:59:07,848 Part of our deal with Playa Playa is 1374 00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:09,215 that we pay him 20 grand every month 1375 00:59:09,215 --> 00:59:12,447 for using his Jamaican goddess. 1376 00:59:12,447 --> 00:59:16,367 But last night someone stole our payment money. 1377 00:59:16,367 --> 00:59:17,669 - Don't look at me. 1378 00:59:17,669 --> 00:59:18,885 I didn't do it. 1379 00:59:18,885 --> 00:59:22,347 - I didn't do it either. - It wasn't me, man. 1380 00:59:22,347 --> 00:59:24,078 - Hey, what about Gus? 1381 00:59:24,078 --> 00:59:25,941 - Man, we all know Gus is too stupid 1382 00:59:25,941 --> 00:59:28,077 to try something like that. 1383 00:59:28,077 --> 00:59:30,037 Bottom line is me and Anthony gotta pay 1384 00:59:30,037 --> 00:59:32,642 up by midnight tonight or we get dealt with. 1385 00:59:32,642 --> 00:59:35,290 (Cujo laughs) - Holy shit. 1386 00:59:35,290 --> 00:59:36,409 I'm working with two dead guys. 1387 00:59:36,409 --> 00:59:37,856 - Shut the fuck up. - Ow! 1388 00:59:37,856 --> 00:59:39,965 - Boom. - Okay. Okay. 1389 00:59:39,965 --> 00:59:42,978 I thought Playa Playa was all legit now. 1390 00:59:42,978 --> 00:59:44,183 - So did we. 1391 00:59:44,183 --> 00:59:46,426 Look Thomas and I put our money together 1392 00:59:46,426 --> 00:59:48,348 and if I take the roughly four grand that we've made today 1393 00:59:48,348 --> 00:59:50,636 in sales, that puts us at about 16 1394 00:59:50,636 --> 00:59:52,721 but we're still four short. 1395 00:59:52,721 --> 00:59:53,888 - We are dead. 1396 00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:59,221 - Look, this is our fault, all right? 1397 00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:00,634 If things go bad, it's on us. 1398 01:00:00,634 --> 01:00:05,051 And if you guys wanna bail, we completely understand. 1399 01:00:06,714 --> 01:00:09,797 - I have about $200 saved up at home. 1400 01:00:12,131 --> 01:00:14,725 It's yours if you want it, man. 1401 01:00:14,725 --> 01:00:16,507 - Thank you, man, thank you. - Thank you. 1402 01:00:16,507 --> 01:00:18,090 - I have about 400. 1403 01:00:21,248 --> 01:00:22,239 - That's awesome, thank you. - Thank you. 1404 01:00:22,239 --> 01:00:23,239 - Thank you. 1405 01:00:25,433 --> 01:00:28,576 - What? I got nothing, zilch. 1406 01:00:28,576 --> 01:00:31,466 All my porn subscription sites are expensive. 1407 01:00:31,466 --> 01:00:35,316 - You have a fucking problem, dude, you know that? 1408 01:00:35,316 --> 01:00:37,076 - That's okay, all right? 1409 01:00:37,076 --> 01:00:39,332 That gives us 600 more, right? 1410 01:00:39,332 --> 01:00:43,050 That means we're only $3,400 short. 1411 01:00:43,050 --> 01:00:44,251 Load up all your deliveries. 1412 01:00:44,251 --> 01:00:47,025 Remember to bring money in on the way back. 1413 01:00:47,025 --> 01:00:48,506 Thomas, you and me. - All right. 1414 01:00:48,506 --> 01:00:51,339 (edgy rock music) 1415 01:00:53,189 --> 01:00:58,189 (cat screeching) (edgy rock music continues) 1416 01:01:03,914 --> 01:01:05,302 - Phu King Pizza! 1417 01:01:05,302 --> 01:01:06,719 - Phu King Pizza. 1418 01:01:08,599 --> 01:01:13,599 - Good night, papa. (edgy rock music continues) 1419 01:01:32,670 --> 01:01:37,670 (boxes rumbling) (edgy rock music continues) 1420 01:01:49,260 --> 01:01:54,260 (cash register dinging) (edgy rock music continues) 1421 01:02:13,941 --> 01:02:18,941 (Cujo yelling) (edgy rock music continues) 1422 01:02:19,518 --> 01:02:23,685 - Woo! (edgy rock music continues) 1423 01:02:28,510 --> 01:02:29,343 - What's up? 1424 01:02:29,343 --> 01:02:33,260 Ah! (edgy rock music continues) 1425 01:02:34,947 --> 01:02:39,947 - I can bite you, come on now. (edgy rock music continues) 1426 01:02:50,094 --> 01:02:52,890 - A blowjob from a babe with three nipples. 1427 01:02:52,890 --> 01:02:55,164 My papa's gonna be so proud. 1428 01:02:55,164 --> 01:02:55,997 Yeah! 1429 01:02:59,069 --> 01:03:02,217 - Okay, send Thomas, put in a lights out, nice. 1430 01:03:02,217 --> 01:03:05,884 (edgy rock music continues) 1431 01:03:18,381 --> 01:03:21,640 (both yelling) - Oh, oh my God. 1432 01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,136 We have 10 more pizzas to make. 1433 01:03:23,136 --> 01:03:25,553 - No, no, don't, no, no more. 1434 01:03:27,973 --> 01:03:29,306 No more! 1435 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:30,358 (Chad laughing) - Yeah, 1436 01:03:30,358 --> 01:03:31,235 I've got this sign all day. 1437 01:03:31,235 --> 01:03:32,373 - I can't even see it. 1438 01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:34,997 - Okay guys, listen up. 1439 01:03:34,997 --> 01:03:36,705 Chad. - I'm Will, he's Chad. 1440 01:03:36,705 --> 01:03:38,457 - Yeah, I'm Chad and that's Will. 1441 01:03:38,457 --> 01:03:39,730 - Whatever. 1442 01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:43,775 Look, today was really, really bad, guys. 1443 01:03:43,775 --> 01:03:44,748 - What? - What? 1444 01:03:44,748 --> 01:03:46,238 Hey. 1445 01:03:46,238 --> 01:03:47,803 What, our shit was solid. 1446 01:03:47,803 --> 01:03:48,636 - Yeah. 1447 01:03:50,232 --> 01:03:51,530 - You're kidding me, right? 1448 01:03:51,530 --> 01:03:55,037 - No, man, sign spin is a lot harder than you think. 1449 01:03:55,037 --> 01:03:57,484 - All right, you're joking, it's not hard at all. 1450 01:03:57,484 --> 01:03:58,933 - Have you ever tried it? 1451 01:03:58,933 --> 01:03:59,766 - No. 1452 01:04:02,709 --> 01:04:04,209 - Well, you should try it 'cause it's pretty hard. 1453 01:04:04,209 --> 01:04:05,700 - I don't have to, 1454 01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:08,593 I don't want, I don't have to try it, okay? I'm a manager. 1455 01:04:08,593 --> 01:04:11,040 See that? It says Gus, manager. 1456 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,980 I'm the boss here, okay? - Okay. 1457 01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:14,067 - And you guys suck. 1458 01:04:14,067 --> 01:04:15,652 - You suck. 1459 01:04:15,652 --> 01:04:17,134 - [Chad] You must be blind. 1460 01:04:17,134 --> 01:04:20,334 - Look, you guys did horrible today, shitty. 1461 01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:22,821 - So, which one of us got the job? 1462 01:04:22,821 --> 01:04:24,961 - Neither one of you got the job. 1463 01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:26,215 I'm not hiring you, either one 1464 01:04:26,215 --> 01:04:28,100 of your sorry asses. - Man, that is fucked up, man. 1465 01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:30,678 - I had to wear this stupid shit all day for nothing? 1466 01:04:30,678 --> 01:04:33,116 - Hey, hey. - You said you was gonna hire 1467 01:04:33,116 --> 01:04:33,949 one of us. 1468 01:04:33,949 --> 01:04:35,321 - Well, you said one of you guys were gonna 1469 01:04:35,321 --> 01:04:38,187 actually work, okay? - Old naked mole rat. 1470 01:04:38,187 --> 01:04:40,663 - Turn your uniforms in, gimme your sign. 1471 01:04:40,663 --> 01:04:41,811 I'll be inside. 1472 01:04:41,811 --> 01:04:44,294 Thank you and goodbye. 1473 01:04:44,294 --> 01:04:48,019 (upbeat salsa music) 1474 01:04:48,019 --> 01:04:51,269 - Cujo, why is everyone in such a rush? 1475 01:04:52,414 --> 01:04:55,122 - I don't know nothing from nothing, 1476 01:04:55,122 --> 01:04:58,029 but we gotta come up with $3,400 1477 01:04:58,029 --> 01:05:02,682 or else Playa Playa's gonna kill Anthony and Thomas. 1478 01:05:02,682 --> 01:05:04,891 - Okay, Who's Playa Playa 1479 01:05:04,891 --> 01:05:08,187 and why is he gonna kill Anthony and Thomas? 1480 01:05:08,187 --> 01:05:09,515 - See, this is what happens 1481 01:05:09,515 --> 01:05:13,035 when Cujo doesn't release his cracking, you know, 1482 01:05:13,035 --> 01:05:15,479 they got me all running around, 1483 01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:17,891 a dog cannot release his nut, 1484 01:05:17,891 --> 01:05:20,507 Jasmine's all pissed off at me. 1485 01:05:20,507 --> 01:05:23,840 She wants me to go to sex therapy, fuck. 1486 01:05:26,258 --> 01:05:27,371 - Answer my question 1487 01:05:27,371 --> 01:05:29,750 or I swear to God I will kick the testicles 1488 01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:34,083 clean off your body. (Cujo whimpers) 1489 01:05:36,151 --> 01:05:39,318 (upbeat salsa music) 1490 01:05:43,252 --> 01:05:45,835 - You know, two dead guys, man, 1491 01:05:46,849 --> 01:05:49,914 that's like more money for us. 1492 01:05:49,914 --> 01:05:51,896 - Fucking kidding, man? - It's our space. 1493 01:05:51,896 --> 01:05:54,480 - Yeah, they're our friends, dude, what the fuck? 1494 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,032 - Not my problem. - Fuck are we gonna do? 1495 01:05:57,032 --> 01:05:58,346 - I don't know. 1496 01:05:58,346 --> 01:06:00,379 - You know what? We should all throw our tip money. 1497 01:06:00,379 --> 01:06:02,376 Just for today, you know, just in case. 1498 01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:05,809 - No, I can't give my tip money. 1499 01:06:05,809 --> 01:06:08,301 I got monthly porn sites to pay, come on. 1500 01:06:08,301 --> 01:06:10,741 - For fuck's sake, Cujo, you know what? 1501 01:06:10,741 --> 01:06:13,492 If you give your tip money, I'll have sex with you. 1502 01:06:13,492 --> 01:06:14,325 All right? 1503 01:06:16,381 --> 01:06:17,943 - What is there to think about dude? 1504 01:06:17,943 --> 01:06:19,943 Get that boom, boom pow. 1505 01:06:21,570 --> 01:06:26,487 - But like paying Jasmine is like calling Jasmine my whore, 1506 01:06:28,759 --> 01:06:30,766 which is sexy and all, but. 1507 01:06:30,766 --> 01:06:32,747 - You motherfucker! - What? 1508 01:06:32,747 --> 01:06:35,217 - If you had half of a brain in that thick skull of you, 1509 01:06:35,217 --> 01:06:37,972 you will realize that I fucking like you, 1510 01:06:37,972 --> 01:06:42,722 you stupid (speaks in foreign language). 1511 01:06:46,991 --> 01:06:48,741 - Not okay, see, man. 1512 01:06:54,769 --> 01:06:57,019 - Hey, what's up? I'm back. 1513 01:06:59,663 --> 01:07:01,659 Need some help? 1514 01:07:01,659 --> 01:07:04,825 - I need to talk to you, but not out here. 1515 01:07:04,825 --> 01:07:05,658 - Okay. 1516 01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:13,538 What's up, what's wrong? 1517 01:07:13,538 --> 01:07:15,131 - Cujo told me that you were gonna be killed 1518 01:07:15,131 --> 01:07:17,653 because some drug dealer guy with a stupid name. 1519 01:07:17,653 --> 01:07:19,927 - Playa Playa isn't even a drug dealer anymore. 1520 01:07:19,927 --> 01:07:22,208 Wait, Cujo told you about that? 1521 01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:26,269 - That foamy mouthed, disg, ooh man, I should stick my foot 1522 01:07:26,269 --> 01:07:28,342 up his ass, but he'd probably like it. 1523 01:07:28,342 --> 01:07:30,032 - Why aren't you just asking me? 1524 01:07:30,032 --> 01:07:32,108 - Why should I have to tell you anything, huh? 1525 01:07:32,108 --> 01:07:34,753 This is your first day. 1526 01:07:34,753 --> 01:07:35,586 You know what, I don't even have time 1527 01:07:35,586 --> 01:07:36,758 for this right now, okay? 1528 01:07:36,758 --> 01:07:40,341 As you know I have a lot of pizzas to sell. 1529 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:43,813 - Is he always like this? 1530 01:07:43,813 --> 01:07:45,778 - Don't be mad at him. 1531 01:07:45,778 --> 01:07:47,528 This is all my fault. 1532 01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:54,852 - You know, this reminds me of "Hamlet." 1533 01:07:54,852 --> 01:07:58,685 When sorrows come, they come not single spies, 1534 01:08:00,608 --> 01:08:04,608 but in battalions. (thug crying) 1535 01:08:09,777 --> 01:08:11,610 What's wrong with you? 1536 01:08:13,113 --> 01:08:16,678 - He read the end of "Romeo And Juliet." 1537 01:08:16,678 --> 01:08:18,572 - Everyone dies, Shorty. 1538 01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:19,991 And they were just kids, man. 1539 01:08:19,991 --> 01:08:22,292 - Man, see, I told him not to ruin it for me. 1540 01:08:22,292 --> 01:08:24,162 - I ruined it? I ruined shit, man. 1541 01:08:24,162 --> 01:08:26,131 - Yeah, you just told me how- - Yeah, but don't listen. 1542 01:08:26,131 --> 01:08:28,231 - Like, how am I gonna end that tootie, tootie 1543 01:08:28,231 --> 01:08:29,564 in my fucking ears? - Oh man, you'd say 1544 01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,284 you ain't gotta hear it. - You, shut up! 1545 01:08:31,284 --> 01:08:34,534 You should shut up and just drink this. 1546 01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:40,905 (mellow salsa music) 1547 01:08:42,112 --> 01:08:45,043 (phone ringing) 1548 01:08:45,043 --> 01:08:45,876 - What's up bro? 1549 01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:47,158 - Yeah. Can you do me a favor? 1550 01:08:47,158 --> 01:08:48,426 Can you meet me at the docks? 1551 01:08:48,426 --> 01:08:50,493 We're going down and I don't wanna get blazed 1552 01:08:50,493 --> 01:08:52,410 with you one last time. 1553 01:08:56,294 --> 01:08:58,820 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm here bro. 1554 01:08:58,820 --> 01:09:00,535 Yeah. I'll see you in 10 minutes. 1555 01:09:00,535 --> 01:09:01,368 Okay. 1556 01:09:08,599 --> 01:09:11,599 - You look beat, are you okay, Seth? 1557 01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:13,523 Hey, at least you don't have to deal 1558 01:09:13,523 --> 01:09:15,850 with these crazy ass customers out there. 1559 01:09:15,850 --> 01:09:18,847 Can't be that bad back here in the kitchen. 1560 01:09:18,847 --> 01:09:21,097 - I make all pizza all day. 1561 01:09:22,489 --> 01:09:25,530 I pee myself 'cause I don't even go to bathroom. 1562 01:09:25,530 --> 01:09:28,738 - Well go to the bathroom now, I could, go. 1563 01:09:28,738 --> 01:09:33,106 - In my country we don't leave job unfinished. 1564 01:09:33,106 --> 01:09:35,463 - I can finish this for you, just go. 1565 01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:37,880 - No! You no touch my pizzas. 1566 01:09:38,811 --> 01:09:41,413 I break your fucking arm up to elbow. 1567 01:09:41,413 --> 01:09:44,157 Go, comb that fucked up hair or something like that. 1568 01:09:44,157 --> 01:09:46,720 - Fine, you do it, asshole. 1569 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,930 Don't piss yourself anymore, that calls for violation. 1570 01:09:48,930 --> 01:09:52,097 (gentle guitar music) 1571 01:10:05,279 --> 01:10:06,739 - [Thomas] 'Sup, man? 1572 01:10:06,739 --> 01:10:07,572 - 'Sup? 1573 01:10:12,346 --> 01:10:13,179 (Thomas sighs) 1574 01:10:13,179 --> 01:10:16,523 - It's one hell of a mess, huh? 1575 01:10:16,523 --> 01:10:17,356 - Yeah. 1576 01:10:17,356 --> 01:10:21,023 - Look, man, this, this is on me, all right? 1577 01:10:22,621 --> 01:10:25,544 If I hadn't messed everything up at the pizza joint already, 1578 01:10:25,544 --> 01:10:27,710 we wouldn't even be in any of this mess if I hadn't- 1579 01:10:27,710 --> 01:10:31,043 - Bro, hey, this isn't all on you, okay? 1580 01:10:32,675 --> 01:10:35,134 I mean there's no way you coulda expected someone to rob us. 1581 01:10:35,134 --> 01:10:36,884 That's some bullshit. 1582 01:10:42,713 --> 01:10:46,657 - Still man, my parents put me in charge. 1583 01:10:46,657 --> 01:10:48,174 And look what happened. 1584 01:10:48,174 --> 01:10:51,232 We're gonna be dead in a couple hours. 1585 01:10:51,232 --> 01:10:55,062 I'm just, I'm sorry I got you mixed up in all this. 1586 01:10:55,062 --> 01:10:58,562 I just, you know, I should've listen, man. 1587 01:11:00,252 --> 01:11:05,169 - Bro, I've known you pretty much my entire life, you know? 1588 01:11:07,478 --> 01:11:08,985 I mean, you're the one who convinced me to try weed 1589 01:11:08,985 --> 01:11:11,486 for the first time, you remember that, you know? 1590 01:11:11,486 --> 01:11:13,471 I mean, if we die tonight, we're going down together, man. 1591 01:11:13,471 --> 01:11:15,343 Fuck that shit. 1592 01:11:15,343 --> 01:11:16,681 Gotcha. - Love you, bro. 1593 01:11:16,681 --> 01:11:17,827 - Love you, bro. 1594 01:11:17,827 --> 01:11:19,493 - Here you go. - Last one of the night. 1595 01:11:19,493 --> 01:11:21,524 - Thank you, have a good night. 1596 01:11:21,524 --> 01:11:23,116 - Sir? - Oh, hey, what's up? 1597 01:11:23,116 --> 01:11:23,949 How's it going? 1598 01:11:23,949 --> 01:11:28,199 - Hey, I'm sorry, we're actually closing right now. 1599 01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:30,917 - Are you serious? 1600 01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:35,224 Houston, we have a problem. 1601 01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:38,414 I really need one of those space pizzas from earlier. 1602 01:11:38,414 --> 01:11:42,649 That thing is like intergalactic, mind blowing. 1603 01:11:42,649 --> 01:11:44,816 Isn't it you from earlier? 1604 01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:49,622 - I don't know, but I know another guy named Bill, 1605 01:11:49,622 --> 01:11:51,115 I can go get him if you want. 1606 01:11:51,115 --> 01:11:53,114 - No, don't do that, don't do that. 1607 01:11:53,114 --> 01:11:54,433 - No? - No. 1608 01:11:54,433 --> 01:11:55,788 So it's Bill? 1609 01:11:55,788 --> 01:11:59,130 - Oh wait, it is Bill. (Bill laughs) 1610 01:11:59,130 --> 01:12:00,092 What's your name? 1611 01:12:00,092 --> 01:12:00,925 - I'm Ariel. 1612 01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:02,340 - Ariel, wow. 1613 01:12:02,340 --> 01:12:04,257 You're like that princess from the movies. 1614 01:12:04,257 --> 01:12:07,389 You even look like her a little. 1615 01:12:07,389 --> 01:12:12,222 - You know, Bill, you look so different from this morning. 1616 01:12:13,165 --> 01:12:15,511 You know these pieces have like really strong weed in them. 1617 01:12:15,511 --> 01:12:18,619 Like really, really strong. - What? 1618 01:12:18,619 --> 01:12:20,549 That's fucking awesome. 1619 01:12:20,549 --> 01:12:21,985 I'll take 10. 1620 01:12:21,985 --> 01:12:25,291 - No, see, Bill, we're closing. 1621 01:12:25,291 --> 01:12:27,477 - Huge bummer, dude. - I know. 1622 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:28,416 - What? 1623 01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:32,432 I will make you my weed princess Ariel from the movies. 1624 01:12:32,432 --> 01:12:35,437 - That's actually not a thing. 1625 01:12:35,437 --> 01:12:37,615 - Oh, have a good one kid. 1626 01:12:37,615 --> 01:12:38,448 - Okay. 1627 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,068 - Yo, Shorty, 1628 01:12:43,068 --> 01:12:44,811 now why are we always watching this place, Shorty? 1629 01:12:44,811 --> 01:12:49,240 because I said so and who the hell are you to question me? 1630 01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,766 - Why you always got to be upsetting the man, bro? 1631 01:12:51,766 --> 01:12:53,937 - Man, I just asked him a question, all right? 1632 01:12:53,937 --> 01:12:56,784 - Yeah, but don't ask stupid questions. 1633 01:12:56,784 --> 01:12:58,393 - How the fuck am I supposed to know what's stupid 1634 01:12:58,393 --> 01:12:59,873 and not stupid? - It's common sense, bro. 1635 01:12:59,873 --> 01:13:01,215 - So now I'm the stupid motherfucker 1636 01:13:01,215 --> 01:13:02,213 for not knowing the difference. 1637 01:13:02,213 --> 01:13:03,304 - I ain't calling you stupid. 1638 01:13:03,304 --> 01:13:04,137 I said your questions- - well it sounds 1639 01:13:04,137 --> 01:13:05,372 like you're fucking calling me stupid. 1640 01:13:05,372 --> 01:13:07,639 - No, I said your question was stupid. 1641 01:13:07,639 --> 01:13:08,472 - Not knowing the difference, right? 1642 01:13:08,472 --> 01:13:10,318 I didn't say that shit. - Well, you, it sounds like- 1643 01:13:10,318 --> 01:13:11,151 - Yo, both of you shut up, 1644 01:13:11,151 --> 01:13:14,901 before I bounce both your heads off the wall. 1645 01:13:22,839 --> 01:13:24,045 (knocking on door) 1646 01:13:24,045 --> 01:13:26,044 - Anthony! - Damn, bro. 1647 01:13:26,044 --> 01:13:27,514 That's crazy Isabella, dude. 1648 01:13:27,514 --> 01:13:28,347 - Yo. 1649 01:13:28,347 --> 01:13:29,730 - Yo, I ditched her crazy ass one time, bro, 1650 01:13:29,730 --> 01:13:30,989 I thought she was gonna cut my dick off 1651 01:13:30,989 --> 01:13:32,276 after some other chick texted me. 1652 01:13:32,276 --> 01:13:34,080 - Yo, you hit that too, bro? 1653 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,330 - Bro, come on, who hasn't? 1654 01:13:38,327 --> 01:13:41,068 - Crazy bitch killed my fish, man. 1655 01:13:41,068 --> 01:13:43,188 Yo, I loved that fish, man. 1656 01:13:43,188 --> 01:13:44,041 - Man, who the fuck does that, bro? 1657 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:45,958 - I don't fucking know. 1658 01:13:47,138 --> 01:13:48,488 - Shorty, is that you? 1659 01:13:48,488 --> 01:13:50,588 You son of a bitch! 1660 01:13:50,588 --> 01:13:51,982 - Shorty- - That's enough, let's go! 1661 01:13:51,982 --> 01:13:55,815 Let's go. (suspenseful music) 1662 01:14:09,511 --> 01:14:12,943 - Never leave a dog behind with his fucking full load, 1663 01:14:12,943 --> 01:14:15,707 'cause his balls will explode. 1664 01:14:15,707 --> 01:14:17,941 Shit, you two looked blazed. 1665 01:14:17,941 --> 01:14:19,276 Got any left for me? 1666 01:14:19,276 --> 01:14:20,210 - Man, shut up. 1667 01:14:20,210 --> 01:14:22,413 All right? You're in no position to be asking for shit. 1668 01:14:22,413 --> 01:14:23,632 - What did I do? 1669 01:14:23,632 --> 01:14:24,914 - He knows you told me. 1670 01:14:24,914 --> 01:14:26,068 - But it wasn't my fault. 1671 01:14:26,068 --> 01:14:29,294 - Man, shut up Cujo or I'll mess you up SA. 1672 01:14:29,294 --> 01:14:30,732 - Bitch, I'll bite your dick off. 1673 01:14:30,732 --> 01:14:32,940 - Bitch, you know you want this dick in your mouth? 1674 01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:35,219 - Man, both of you shut up, all right? 1675 01:14:35,219 --> 01:14:39,001 Let's just go see how much money we have. 1676 01:14:39,001 --> 01:14:42,001 (melancholic music) 1677 01:14:50,364 --> 01:14:55,031 - Come on. (speaks in foreign language) 1678 01:14:57,036 --> 01:15:00,202 - Yeah, there it is. - Take it in deeper. 1679 01:15:00,202 --> 01:15:02,307 - I can't go any further. 1680 01:15:02,307 --> 01:15:04,065 - [Woman] Feels good? 1681 01:15:04,065 --> 01:15:06,873 - I don't know if I like it. 1682 01:15:06,873 --> 01:15:10,177 I like it. - I knew you'd like it. 1683 01:15:10,177 --> 01:15:13,418 - It's starting to hurt. - Pull your tongue for two. 1684 01:15:13,418 --> 01:15:15,557 - Yeah, yeah, it's in, oh yeah. 1685 01:15:15,557 --> 01:15:17,387 Oh. - Oh yeah. 1686 01:15:17,387 --> 01:15:18,829 - Gus, what the fuck? 1687 01:15:18,829 --> 01:15:20,249 - What're you guys doing here so late? 1688 01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:21,082 - You know what those things are? 1689 01:15:21,082 --> 01:15:22,209 They're meant to head up your ass! 1690 01:15:22,209 --> 01:15:23,042 - Nothing! 1691 01:15:24,113 --> 01:15:25,402 - Daddy's here, baby, show me that sweet. 1692 01:15:25,402 --> 01:15:27,981 - Hey, who are you and what did you do with Charlie? 1693 01:15:27,981 --> 01:15:29,473 (woman moaning) 1694 01:15:29,473 --> 01:15:31,167 - Hey, man, my eyes have been opened 1695 01:15:31,167 --> 01:15:33,716 to a whole new world. - Yeah, whatever. 1696 01:15:33,716 --> 01:15:34,847 Let's just do this. 1697 01:15:34,847 --> 01:15:36,962 - Well, what about- - Who cares, man? 1698 01:15:36,962 --> 01:15:37,851 All right, just do it. 1699 01:15:37,851 --> 01:15:40,601 (dramatic music) 1700 01:15:45,190 --> 01:15:47,385 - Christ on a bike, what's all that money for? 1701 01:15:47,385 --> 01:15:49,302 - It's long story, Gus. 1702 01:15:54,010 --> 01:15:55,177 Seriously man. 1703 01:15:57,653 --> 01:15:58,986 Okay, that's 10. 1704 01:16:03,381 --> 01:16:04,858 - No way. 1705 01:16:04,858 --> 01:16:06,441 - How short are we? 1706 01:16:08,023 --> 01:16:12,025 - We have $20,175, oh shit, man, we did it. 1707 01:16:12,025 --> 01:16:13,139 - What? - We did it! 1708 01:16:13,139 --> 01:16:14,271 - Oh, you did good! (upbeat music) 1709 01:16:14,271 --> 01:16:16,427 (knocking at the door) - Oh, we're closed! 1710 01:16:16,427 --> 01:16:19,227 (knocking continues) 1711 01:16:19,227 --> 01:16:20,394 We are closed! 1712 01:16:21,346 --> 01:16:23,157 (knocking continues) 1713 01:16:23,157 --> 01:16:24,500 I said we're fucking closed! 1714 01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:27,152 (knocking continues) - Dammit, I'll handle it. 1715 01:16:27,152 --> 01:16:28,569 - Handle it, dog. 1716 01:16:29,716 --> 01:16:30,979 - Dou feel better? 1717 01:16:30,979 --> 01:16:32,246 - Yeah. 1718 01:16:32,246 --> 01:16:35,552 - I threw in $800 from my savings account. 1719 01:16:35,552 --> 01:16:37,411 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1720 01:16:37,411 --> 01:16:38,864 - You didn't have to do that. 1721 01:16:38,864 --> 01:16:40,376 - No, I wanted to. 1722 01:16:40,376 --> 01:16:43,326 Besides you owe me a date. 1723 01:16:43,326 --> 01:16:44,659 - Thanks. - Yeah. 1724 01:16:47,096 --> 01:16:51,225 (door opening) - Some of the last. 1725 01:16:51,225 --> 01:16:53,892 - Guys. - Ooh, shit fucking jazz. 1726 01:16:54,726 --> 01:16:56,372 Yes, I told you this place was vacant, baby. 1727 01:16:56,372 --> 01:16:57,981 - Yeah, you did say that shit, 1728 01:16:57,981 --> 01:16:59,474 your eyes are so big. - Put your cargo wearing ass 1729 01:16:59,474 --> 01:17:02,161 over there, put the damn money in the bag! 1730 01:17:02,161 --> 01:17:03,680 - Man, I ain't giving you shit. 1731 01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:06,350 - Oh. He say he ain't giving me no shit? 1732 01:17:06,350 --> 01:17:07,936 - I think he said- - Man it's so unfair. 1733 01:17:07,936 --> 01:17:08,907 - Look, you got two choices, 1734 01:17:08,907 --> 01:17:11,022 you can either put the cash in the bag 1735 01:17:11,022 --> 01:17:14,268 or you can give me that ass, sweetie. 1736 01:17:14,268 --> 01:17:16,340 - Man, what's going on with you? 1737 01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:17,260 - Pop off, man. 1738 01:17:17,260 --> 01:17:18,372 - Pop one? - Pop off. 1739 01:17:18,372 --> 01:17:19,205 - Two or one? 1740 01:17:19,205 --> 01:17:21,256 - Pop the fuck up. (gun firing) 1741 01:17:21,256 --> 01:17:23,610 - Shit, all you had to do is ask nicely, God. 1742 01:17:23,610 --> 01:17:24,778 And say please. 1743 01:17:24,778 --> 01:17:29,519 - And don't nobody fucking call the fucking police either. 1744 01:17:29,519 --> 01:17:32,668 - You took your mask off. - What the fuck? 1745 01:17:32,668 --> 01:17:33,801 - Yeah. - Get the fuck outta here. 1746 01:17:33,801 --> 01:17:35,522 - Okay, yeah, yeah, fuck the police! 1747 01:17:35,522 --> 01:17:37,580 Get the fuck out of here. - I penned your name. 1748 01:17:37,580 --> 01:17:39,026 - Ugh, did we just get robbed 1749 01:17:39,026 --> 01:17:41,859 by terrible hip hop cover artists? 1750 01:17:43,953 --> 01:17:45,730 - Dammit, man. 1751 01:17:45,730 --> 01:17:46,865 - They're gone. 1752 01:17:46,865 --> 01:17:48,621 I can't see 'em anywhere. 1753 01:17:48,621 --> 01:17:50,511 - Fuck. - Freaking gangsters. 1754 01:17:50,511 --> 01:17:52,427 - Who cares, man? 1755 01:17:52,427 --> 01:17:53,862 - What the hell are you doing man? 1756 01:17:53,862 --> 01:17:54,695 What're you doing? 1757 01:17:54,695 --> 01:17:57,187 - If I'm gonna die, I'm not dying sober. 1758 01:17:57,187 --> 01:17:59,461 - Why are you talking about dying? 1759 01:17:59,461 --> 01:18:01,511 - Hey, you know what? Forget all that. 1760 01:18:01,511 --> 01:18:03,863 How long have you been jacking off in my office, Gus? 1761 01:18:03,863 --> 01:18:06,582 - Four months. - Every day? 1762 01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:07,415 - Yeah. 1763 01:18:07,415 --> 01:18:11,196 - Dude, if we survive today, I'm firing you, okay? 1764 01:18:11,196 --> 01:18:13,251 - But I had the best intentions. 1765 01:18:13,251 --> 01:18:14,819 I, you wouldn't get the camera fixed 1766 01:18:14,819 --> 01:18:16,961 so I installed a motion detector camera. 1767 01:18:16,961 --> 01:18:19,790 And you know, I figured I'd use a channel on my girlfriend. 1768 01:18:19,790 --> 01:18:22,386 - Last week I thought somebody dropped a glaze donut 1769 01:18:22,386 --> 01:18:23,338 on my carpet. 1770 01:18:23,338 --> 01:18:25,528 Turns out the stain is from your dick juice? 1771 01:18:25,528 --> 01:18:26,886 - I said, I was sorry. 1772 01:18:26,886 --> 01:18:28,922 What do you want from me? 1773 01:18:28,922 --> 01:18:30,878 - Kiss my ass, Gus. - Wait, hold on, hold on. 1774 01:18:30,878 --> 01:18:32,716 Did you just say that the web camera records 1775 01:18:32,716 --> 01:18:34,767 once the motion detectors have been activated? 1776 01:18:34,767 --> 01:18:36,155 - Yeah, I can pull it up on my computer 1777 01:18:36,155 --> 01:18:37,532 or my phone either or. 1778 01:18:37,532 --> 01:18:38,648 - Dude, pull it out right now! 1779 01:18:38,648 --> 01:18:40,346 - Guys, come on. - Follow you. 1780 01:18:40,346 --> 01:18:41,679 - [Gus] Come on. 1781 01:18:43,105 --> 01:18:45,762 What are you guys looking for? 1782 01:18:45,762 --> 01:18:47,262 - Let me see that. 1783 01:18:51,147 --> 01:18:52,897 Who the fuck is that? 1784 01:19:04,202 --> 01:19:06,367 - Shit, man, it was Shorty this whole fucking time. 1785 01:19:06,367 --> 01:19:09,597 - Boy, I'm gonna break my foot off in his asshole. 1786 01:19:09,597 --> 01:19:11,163 - Does this still mean I'm fired? 1787 01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:16,163 (knocking at the door) (suspenseful music) 1788 01:19:18,745 --> 01:19:19,762 - What's up man? 1789 01:19:19,762 --> 01:19:21,089 - What's up fellas? 1790 01:19:21,089 --> 01:19:22,963 Looks like we meet again, huh? 1791 01:19:22,963 --> 01:19:23,963 Search them. 1792 01:19:24,859 --> 01:19:26,005 - What the hell man? - Arms up. 1793 01:19:26,005 --> 01:19:27,422 - Dude, language. 1794 01:19:32,653 --> 01:19:34,731 - Yeah, we thought we'd make it easy on you guys, man. 1795 01:19:34,731 --> 01:19:36,089 Where's the money? 1796 01:19:36,089 --> 01:19:37,860 - Look, man, we don't have your money. 1797 01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:39,197 - What do you mean you don't have it? 1798 01:19:39,197 --> 01:19:41,860 - Man, does he stutter? We don't have your money, all right? 1799 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:42,693 Ow! 1800 01:19:42,693 --> 01:19:44,345 - [Altogether] Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1801 01:19:44,345 --> 01:19:46,583 - Look, we got robbed, okay? Again. 1802 01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:49,556 - You two idiots must take us for fools, huh? 1803 01:19:49,556 --> 01:19:52,031 Either you two pieces of shit are fucking liars 1804 01:19:52,031 --> 01:19:53,476 or you guys just got the worst luck in hell. 1805 01:19:53,476 --> 01:19:54,309 Which one is it? 1806 01:19:54,309 --> 01:19:56,672 - Look, man, we know Playa Playa doesn't play, okay? 1807 01:19:56,672 --> 01:19:58,792 (Playa Playa laughs) Player, Player, man, 1808 01:19:58,792 --> 01:19:59,688 still using that name, huh? 1809 01:19:59,688 --> 01:20:01,104 Letting it float around. 1810 01:20:01,104 --> 01:20:01,963 Let me tell you something, man, 1811 01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:04,462 that name's not on my birth certificate, you feel me? 1812 01:20:04,462 --> 01:20:05,778 Every time I hear that name, 1813 01:20:05,778 --> 01:20:08,160 man, it gives me this touchy feeling inside, you know? 1814 01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:09,507 From, from the gut. 1815 01:20:09,507 --> 01:20:10,340 - Oh, have you ever thought 1816 01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:12,073 about changing it up a little bit you know? 1817 01:20:12,073 --> 01:20:14,451 - Yeah, actually I have, you know, I own an Island. 1818 01:20:14,451 --> 01:20:16,591 It's about 350 miles off the coast. 1819 01:20:16,591 --> 01:20:18,338 It's a nice little Caribbean spot. 1820 01:20:18,338 --> 01:20:19,261 Was thinking about putting in Italian restaurant. 1821 01:20:19,261 --> 01:20:21,834 (Shorty whispers) Yeah, whatever. 1822 01:20:21,834 --> 01:20:23,069 Let me tell you guys something, man. 1823 01:20:23,069 --> 01:20:25,800 Business is business and money's money. 1824 01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:26,633 - Woo. 1825 01:20:26,633 --> 01:20:28,029 - Been waiting all day for this. 1826 01:20:28,029 --> 01:20:29,492 - Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait man. 1827 01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:30,647 Okay, we know who stole your money, okay? 1828 01:20:30,647 --> 01:20:31,662 We know who stole your money. 1829 01:20:31,662 --> 01:20:33,455 - Who the fuck stole it then, huh? 1830 01:20:33,455 --> 01:20:35,738 - This karate pirate motherfucker you got 1831 01:20:35,738 --> 01:20:37,194 as a sidekick, that's who. 1832 01:20:37,194 --> 01:20:39,067 - What you talking about man, is that true, Shorty? 1833 01:20:39,067 --> 01:20:39,900 - Hell no. 1834 01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:41,035 - Dude, we have it on video. 1835 01:20:41,035 --> 01:20:42,311 Okay, Gus. - Right here. 1836 01:20:42,311 --> 01:20:45,201 - Man, get that shit, man. 1837 01:20:45,201 --> 01:20:48,104 - Password two, two, three, five. 1838 01:20:48,104 --> 01:20:49,216 - Hey, this is bullshit. 1839 01:20:49,216 --> 01:20:51,867 - Now, shut the fuck up, relax man. 1840 01:20:51,867 --> 01:20:54,496 Let me check it out for myself, man. 1841 01:20:54,496 --> 01:20:55,329 Push play. 1842 01:20:57,468 --> 01:20:59,209 What the fuck, Shorty? 1843 01:20:59,209 --> 01:21:00,304 - Fuck you. 1844 01:21:00,304 --> 01:21:02,179 That's what it's about. 1845 01:21:02,179 --> 01:21:04,072 You're getting soft. 1846 01:21:04,072 --> 01:21:05,678 My turn to run the show. 1847 01:21:05,678 --> 01:21:06,670 You ain't running shit, man. 1848 01:21:06,670 --> 01:21:08,076 - Hey, hey, hey. 1849 01:21:08,076 --> 01:21:09,940 Be not afraid of greatness. 1850 01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:11,207 Some are born great. 1851 01:21:11,207 --> 01:21:13,546 And some have greatness upon them. 1852 01:21:13,546 --> 01:21:15,834 - This is how it's gonna be, huh, Shorty? 1853 01:21:15,834 --> 01:21:17,563 This how want the final chapter? 1854 01:21:17,563 --> 01:21:19,067 Then go ahead and make your fucking move, man. 1855 01:21:19,067 --> 01:21:19,983 You think it's the first time I've- 1856 01:21:19,983 --> 01:21:21,238 - Everybody, freeze! 1857 01:21:21,238 --> 01:21:22,446 Get your hands up! 1858 01:21:22,446 --> 01:21:23,692 - See what's happened here! 1859 01:21:23,692 --> 01:21:25,312 - My boys! - Yeah! 1860 01:21:25,312 --> 01:21:27,658 - Woo, taking you to jail! 1861 01:21:27,658 --> 01:21:30,189 You 'bout to get raped in the butt, Shorty! 1862 01:21:30,189 --> 01:21:33,439 - Yeah. (western music) 1863 01:21:42,562 --> 01:21:43,499 - Don't worry, backup's on the way 1864 01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:45,301 to get the rest of your crew. 1865 01:21:45,301 --> 01:21:47,016 - Who's the rat who called you? 1866 01:21:47,016 --> 01:21:49,051 - Some anonymous tip, Cujo. 1867 01:21:49,051 --> 01:21:52,454 Shit, you didn't hear that, got me? 1868 01:21:52,454 --> 01:21:57,454 (door closes) (mellow music) 1869 01:22:03,909 --> 01:22:06,742 - Morning, Thomas. - Hey, fuck you. 1870 01:22:08,052 --> 01:22:12,676 - And Ariel, before I forget I had this made for you. 1871 01:22:12,676 --> 01:22:14,095 ♪ Up in the sky ♪ 1872 01:22:14,095 --> 01:22:16,171 ♪ Get your hands up ♪ 1873 01:22:16,171 --> 01:22:17,999 - I don't know if you've decided to stay or not 1874 01:22:17,999 --> 01:22:21,219 but we want you to know that you're officially part 1875 01:22:21,219 --> 01:22:23,520 of this crazy pizza joint family now. 1876 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,557 And we welcome you. - Thank you. 1877 01:22:25,557 --> 01:22:26,889 - You're welcome. 1878 01:22:26,889 --> 01:22:29,806 - I'll hold onto it. - Cherish that. 1879 01:22:31,914 --> 01:22:34,283 ♪ Because we feel all right ♪ - I'll see y'all at the party. 1880 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,885 - Thank you, Gus, hey, good job, man, 1881 01:22:35,885 --> 01:22:36,718 you really saved our asses today. 1882 01:22:36,718 --> 01:22:39,468 - Thank you, Anthony, later, man. 1883 01:22:41,317 --> 01:22:43,650 - Man, crazy first day, huh? 1884 01:22:45,652 --> 01:22:48,214 - A little, little bit. - Little? Oh. 1885 01:22:48,214 --> 01:22:49,166 - Just a little bit. 1886 01:22:49,166 --> 01:22:50,159 - Are you sure? (mellow music) 1887 01:22:50,159 --> 01:22:55,159 ♪ Phu King, welcome you to Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪ 1888 01:22:55,169 --> 01:22:57,048 ♪ Phu King ♪ 1889 01:22:57,048 --> 01:23:00,215 ♪ Welcome you to Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪ 1890 01:23:00,215 --> 01:23:02,067 ♪ Phu King ♪ 1891 01:23:02,067 --> 01:23:05,227 ♪ Welcome you to Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪ 1892 01:23:05,227 --> 01:23:07,050 ♪ Phu King ♪ 1893 01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:09,048 - So then she forced my baby. 1894 01:23:09,048 --> 01:23:09,881 (all laughing) - Babe! 1895 01:23:09,881 --> 01:23:12,396 - No, but look, that's how I knew I was in love, 1896 01:23:12,396 --> 01:23:13,612 because it didn't stink. 1897 01:23:13,612 --> 01:23:16,016 - That's right, the nose knows. 1898 01:23:16,016 --> 01:23:19,011 - The nose knows, man, that's how you know. 1899 01:23:19,011 --> 01:23:21,131 - Just like the heart. 1900 01:23:21,131 --> 01:23:23,943 It's connected, the heart and the nose. 1901 01:23:23,943 --> 01:23:25,199 - How you guys doing, huh? 1902 01:23:25,199 --> 01:23:27,173 Mean to break it up, man, you guys having a good time? 1903 01:23:27,173 --> 01:23:28,294 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 1904 01:23:28,294 --> 01:23:29,354 All right, all right. 1905 01:23:29,354 --> 01:23:30,612 Well look, I just wanna tell you guys, 1906 01:23:30,612 --> 01:23:32,044 my house is your house, right? 1907 01:23:32,044 --> 01:23:33,655 Anything you guys need, it's on me. 1908 01:23:33,655 --> 01:23:35,924 All right, you guys do your thing, make some babies, 1909 01:23:35,924 --> 01:23:37,006 catch a child support case, 1910 01:23:37,006 --> 01:23:38,311 do what you guys do. 1911 01:23:38,311 --> 01:23:39,205 - All right. - All right, have a good one. 1912 01:23:39,205 --> 01:23:41,563 - Thanks, Playa Playa. (girls laughing) 1913 01:23:41,563 --> 01:23:43,078 ♪ Playa Playa don't play ♪ 1914 01:23:43,078 --> 01:23:43,947 ♪ Shorty is the heavy ♪ 1915 01:23:43,947 --> 01:23:45,606 ♪ He gonna blast the kids away ♪ 1916 01:23:45,606 --> 01:23:46,804 ♪ Always quoting Shakespeare ♪ 1917 01:23:46,804 --> 01:23:48,222 ♪ This man he wears a sage ♪ 1918 01:23:48,222 --> 01:23:50,936 - You Thomas, got one rolled and ready to go? 1919 01:23:50,936 --> 01:23:54,139 - Oh man, you already know. Babe. 1920 01:23:54,139 --> 01:23:55,930 See, like that, like that, baby, real quick. 1921 01:23:55,930 --> 01:23:57,097 - You got air. 1922 01:23:58,284 --> 01:24:00,611 - Back that, back that. 1923 01:24:00,611 --> 01:24:03,688 - Gimme that shit. - Oh shit. 1924 01:24:03,688 --> 01:24:05,313 Oh. 1925 01:24:05,313 --> 01:24:06,146 Well damn. 1926 01:24:10,881 --> 01:24:13,507 - You said I'm not fired, right, Thomas? 1927 01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:15,433 - No, you're not fired, Gus, 1928 01:24:15,433 --> 01:24:16,628 but we're not gonna pay you to sit around 1929 01:24:16,628 --> 01:24:18,371 with your thumb up your asshole anymore, okay? 1930 01:24:18,371 --> 01:24:20,091 - Oh. - That ain't funny. 1931 01:24:20,091 --> 01:24:21,515 Stop it. 1932 01:24:21,515 --> 01:24:22,768 - And since when do you smoke? 1933 01:24:22,768 --> 01:24:25,151 - Just smoking my regular? 1934 01:24:25,151 --> 01:24:27,045 Just not on the market. 1935 01:24:27,045 --> 01:24:29,268 - Oh, well I guess you're not as lame 1936 01:24:29,268 --> 01:24:31,384 as I thought you were, man. 1937 01:24:31,384 --> 01:24:32,717 - Thanks Thomas. 1938 01:24:33,670 --> 01:24:37,309 So I was thinking, (Gus blowing) 1939 01:24:37,309 --> 01:24:39,985 since I, you know, I helped you guys get the money and all, 1940 01:24:39,985 --> 01:24:42,431 I should get a raise. 1941 01:24:42,431 --> 01:24:43,904 - You know I should give you a raise. 1942 01:24:43,904 --> 01:24:46,154 So you can buy a hairpiece. 1943 01:24:47,446 --> 01:24:50,280 - Ooh, I love a man with a bald head. 1944 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:51,657 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1945 01:24:51,657 --> 01:24:52,657 - Oh. - Yeah. 1946 01:24:53,644 --> 01:24:54,477 - What's your name? 1947 01:24:54,477 --> 01:24:55,804 - Morgan, what's yours? 1948 01:24:55,804 --> 01:24:56,637 - Gus. 1949 01:24:56,637 --> 01:24:57,761 - Nice to meet you Gus. 1950 01:24:57,761 --> 01:24:59,123 - You too Morgan. 1951 01:24:59,123 --> 01:25:01,713 (Anthony laughing) 1952 01:25:01,713 --> 01:25:02,546 - Oh damn. 1953 01:25:03,410 --> 01:25:04,243 - Yeah. 1954 01:25:05,713 --> 01:25:07,110 - Looks like they finally hooked up. 1955 01:25:07,110 --> 01:25:09,225 - Jesus, it's about time. 1956 01:25:09,225 --> 01:25:11,680 - Yeah, finally I'm getting the real thing. 1957 01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:13,200 - Shut the fuck up you idiot. 1958 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:15,797 - Yeah, but whose idiot am I? 1959 01:25:15,797 --> 01:25:17,297 - You're my idiot. 1960 01:25:19,734 --> 01:25:21,917 (Anthony laughs) 1961 01:25:21,917 --> 01:25:23,845 - Get a room you two. 1962 01:25:23,845 --> 01:25:26,024 - Seth, take a selfie. 1963 01:25:26,024 --> 01:25:28,277 It'll last longer. - Damn. 1964 01:25:28,277 --> 01:25:30,643 - And don't jerk off. 1965 01:25:30,643 --> 01:25:32,398 Saskatchewan motherfucker. 1966 01:25:32,398 --> 01:25:34,398 - Boy, glad day is over. 1967 01:25:36,806 --> 01:25:41,644 - So, today was crazy, but it's only my first day. 1968 01:25:41,644 --> 01:25:43,731 - Does that mean you're coming back tomorrow? 1969 01:25:43,731 --> 01:25:46,277 - Is it gonna be like today? 1970 01:25:46,277 --> 01:25:47,194 - Probably. 1971 01:25:48,922 --> 01:25:52,505 - I feel like you're gonna talk me into it. 1972 01:25:53,722 --> 01:25:58,722 (foreign music) (both laughing) 1973 01:26:03,287 --> 01:26:06,287 (edgy upbeat music) 1974 01:26:30,914 --> 01:26:34,747 (edgy upbeat music continues) 1975 01:26:39,171 --> 01:26:40,950 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1976 01:26:40,950 --> 01:26:42,749 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1977 01:26:42,749 --> 01:26:44,640 ♪ New flavor ♪ 1978 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,841 ♪ True status ♪ 1979 01:26:46,841 --> 01:26:48,330 ♪ Ace, ace ♪ 1980 01:26:48,330 --> 01:26:50,288 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1981 01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:51,963 ♪ Ace, ace ♪ 1982 01:26:51,963 --> 01:26:54,136 ♪ Now, let's get fucked up ♪ 1983 01:26:54,136 --> 01:26:55,721 ♪ I don't feel fucked up ♪ 1984 01:26:55,721 --> 01:26:57,640 ♪ Shut, get fucked up ♪ 1985 01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,401 ♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪ 1986 01:26:59,401 --> 01:27:00,234 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1987 01:27:00,234 --> 01:27:01,220 ♪ Let's go, hit foot on patrol ♪ 1988 01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:03,049 ♪ We're taking shots to the dope ♪ 1989 01:27:03,049 --> 01:27:04,820 ♪ We got the bling and the flavors ♪ 1990 01:27:04,820 --> 01:27:06,809 ♪ They got you feeling some dope ♪ 1991 01:27:06,809 --> 01:27:07,649 ♪ So go ♪ 1992 01:27:07,649 --> 01:27:11,521 ♪ Now up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up on the train girl ♪ 1993 01:27:11,521 --> 01:27:15,030 ♪ Get, get, get, get, get stoned and you can't even stand up ♪ 1994 01:27:15,030 --> 01:27:16,892 ♪ Do the fucked up dance, the fucked up dance ♪ 1995 01:27:16,892 --> 01:27:18,782 ♪ Do the fucked up dance, the fucked up dance ♪ 1996 01:27:18,782 --> 01:27:20,556 ♪ Five, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ♪ 1997 01:27:20,556 --> 01:27:22,482 ♪ Cups in your hand, hand, hand ♪ 1998 01:27:22,482 --> 01:27:24,234 ♪ We sip, sip, sipping on their booze ♪ 1999 01:27:24,234 --> 01:27:26,073 ♪ Long island iced tea ♪ 2000 01:27:26,073 --> 01:27:26,944 ♪ We got them drinks ♪ 2001 01:27:26,944 --> 01:27:29,920 ♪ That make grenades look like a time piece ♪ 2002 01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:33,498 ♪ We pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-party 'til we fall down ♪ 2003 01:27:33,498 --> 01:27:37,236 ♪ True Status got the bottom sections 'cause we fall out ♪ 2004 01:27:37,236 --> 01:27:40,884 ♪ Now get, get, get, get crazy on the dance floor ♪ 2005 01:27:40,884 --> 01:27:41,848 ♪ Then lose control ♪ 2006 01:27:41,848 --> 01:27:44,509 ♪ Like it's your ♪ (man burping) 2007 01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:47,230 (man groaning) 2008 01:27:47,230 --> 01:27:49,290 ♪ So, shall I get fucked up ♪ 2009 01:27:49,290 --> 01:27:50,989 ♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪ 2010 01:27:50,989 --> 01:27:52,812 ♪ Let's go, hit foot on patrol ♪ 2011 01:27:52,812 --> 01:27:54,732 ♪ We're taking shots to the dope ♪ 2012 01:27:54,732 --> 01:27:56,591 ♪ We got the bling and the flavors ♪ 2013 01:27:56,591 --> 01:27:58,452 ♪ They got you feeling some dope ♪ 2014 01:27:58,452 --> 01:27:59,410 ♪ So go ♪ 2015 01:27:59,410 --> 01:28:00,857 - [Cujo] Such a big pain in the ass. 2016 01:28:00,857 --> 01:28:02,844 - [Jasmine] You just called me a pain in the ass? 2017 01:28:02,844 --> 01:28:05,427 - Mission control, this is YY1, 2018 01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:08,740 come in, mission control. 2019 01:28:08,740 --> 01:28:11,806 Yeah, Houston, looks like you got a problem. 2020 01:28:11,806 --> 01:28:13,686 You're gonna have to clean your own damn pools today, 2021 01:28:13,686 --> 01:28:14,961 you lazy sons of bitches, 2022 01:28:14,961 --> 01:28:18,950 'cause I'm in space doing space stuff. 2023 01:28:18,950 --> 01:28:19,783 So. 2024 01:28:21,905 --> 01:28:23,331 - [Radio] Byron, is that you? 2025 01:28:23,331 --> 01:28:26,416 Goddammit, man, what's going on now? 2026 01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:27,976 Get back to work. 2027 01:28:27,976 --> 01:28:29,519 You're mangled all morning. 2028 01:28:29,519 --> 01:28:31,678 ♪ What's wrong with all you crazy kids these days ♪ 2029 01:28:31,678 --> 01:28:32,558 ♪ Hey, what you talking about ♪ 2030 01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:34,926 ♪ All you wanna do is party and bullshit ♪ 2031 01:28:34,926 --> 01:28:35,833 ♪ You're damn right ♪ 2032 01:28:35,833 --> 01:28:37,345 ♪ Let's get fucked up ♪ 2033 01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:39,123 ♪ Bottles, get fucked up ♪ 2034 01:28:39,123 --> 01:28:40,894 ♪ Shots, get fucked up ♪ 2035 01:28:40,894 --> 01:28:42,644 ♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪ 2036 01:28:42,644 --> 01:28:44,166 ♪ Let's go, get your foot on patrol ♪ 2037 01:28:44,166 --> 01:28:46,131 (blowing raspberry) - Bring me my money, 2038 01:28:46,131 --> 01:28:47,569 bring me my money, bitch, 2039 01:28:47,569 --> 01:28:48,833 Bring me an audition. 2040 01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:50,687 Make me a movie star. 2041 01:28:50,687 --> 01:28:52,381 Dammit, the only thing I'm bringing you 2042 01:28:52,381 --> 01:28:54,151 is a big bag of space dicks. 2043 01:28:54,151 --> 01:28:55,682 Let's get fucking back to earth. 2044 01:28:55,682 --> 01:28:56,543 ♪ To the dome ♪ 2045 01:28:56,543 --> 01:28:58,856 ♪ And serve the body traps, body traps ♪ 2046 01:28:58,856 --> 01:29:00,093 ♪ Don't you do nothing to beat ♪ 2047 01:29:00,093 --> 01:29:02,053 ♪ Yeah, look, I know you're dating men ♪ 2048 01:29:02,053 --> 01:29:03,381 ♪ Take shots ♪ - Weird. 2049 01:29:03,381 --> 01:29:05,363 I already work here. 2050 01:29:05,363 --> 01:29:06,539 What's the matter with you? 2051 01:29:06,539 --> 01:29:08,607 - You got a girlfriend? ♪ Get fucked up ♪ 2052 01:29:08,607 --> 01:29:10,593 ♪ Shots, get fucked up ♪ 2053 01:29:10,593 --> 01:29:12,267 ♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪ 2054 01:29:12,267 --> 01:29:14,049 ♪ Let's go, get your foot on patrol ♪ 2055 01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:15,899 ♪ We're taking shots to the dome ♪ 2056 01:29:15,899 --> 01:29:17,797 ♪ We got the bling and the flavors ♪ 2057 01:29:17,797 --> 01:29:19,638 ♪ They got you feeling some dope ♪ 2058 01:29:19,638 --> 01:29:23,559 ♪ So don't ♪ - My Phu King Pizza. 2059 01:29:23,559 --> 01:29:28,559 (upbeat music) - That your wife? She's hot. 2060 01:29:28,816 --> 01:29:30,649 - Yeah, she's my wife. 2061 01:29:32,740 --> 01:29:34,657 Get some help, pervert. 2062 01:29:38,058 --> 01:29:39,447 - [Playa Playa] You guys just got the worst luck in hell. 2063 01:29:39,447 --> 01:29:41,479 - [Shorty] I swear there is no power in the tongue of man 2064 01:29:41,479 --> 01:29:44,280 to alter pain. (mellow music) 2065 01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:46,066 ♪ Welcome to the Phu King ♪ - Oh my. 2066 01:29:46,066 --> 01:29:47,287 ♪ Phu King Pizza ♪ 2067 01:29:47,287 --> 01:29:49,309 ♪ Phu King ♪ - Oh, it's not even my car. 2068 01:29:49,309 --> 01:29:50,994 ♪ Welcome you to Phu King ♪ 2069 01:29:50,994 --> 01:29:54,219 ♪ Phu King Pizza, Phu King ♪ - Night. 2070 01:29:54,219 --> 01:29:57,389 ♪ Welcome you to Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪ 2071 01:29:57,389 --> 01:29:59,321 ♪ Phu King ♪ 2072 01:29:59,321 --> 01:30:02,470 ♪ Welcome you to Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪ 2073 01:30:02,470 --> 01:30:04,361 ♪ Phu King ♪ 2074 01:30:04,361 --> 01:30:07,510 ♪ Welcome you to Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪ 2075 01:30:07,510 --> 01:30:09,419 ♪ Phu King ♪ 2076 01:30:09,419 --> 01:30:12,550 ♪ Welcome you to Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪ 2077 01:30:12,550 --> 01:30:14,458 ♪ Phu King ♪ 2078 01:30:14,458 --> 01:30:17,630 ♪ Welcome you to Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪ 2079 01:30:17,630 --> 01:30:19,534 ♪ Phu King ♪ (man crying) 2080 01:30:19,534 --> 01:30:23,419 ♪ Welcome you to Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪ 2081 01:30:23,419 --> 01:30:24,252 - Cujo! 2082 01:30:25,603 --> 01:30:29,853 Cujo, I miss you, oh. (man crying) 2083 01:30:32,413 --> 01:30:34,746 - [Director] Cut, that's it.