1 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,510 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:15,974 ♪ Well, I don't know why I came here tonight ♪ 3 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,853 ♪ Got the feeling That something ain't right ♪ 4 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:24,566 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 5 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:28,319 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 6 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,113 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me ♪ 7 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,449 ♪ Jokers to the right ♪ 8 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,326 ♪ Here I am stuck in the middle with you ♪ 9 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,164 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 10 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:43,209 ♪ Ooh ♪ 11 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,220 Hey, girl. 12 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,893 You stoned? 13 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:00,976 No. 14 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,606 I'm just staring into the abyss that was my life. 15 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,070 That's my last painting. 16 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:15,241 I like it. It's minimalist. 17 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,409 Then it's perfect. 18 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:23,708 I've lived a small, insignificant life in the giant shadow of a skinny alcoholic. 19 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:29,255 Come on, Mom. Everybody's worried about you. 20 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,760 No one wants you to fake-die alone. Come back to your funeral. 21 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,762 Coyote's got a story you have to hear. 22 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:38,807 And it's all Frankie. Not a Grace in sight. 23 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:42,102 Is it the one about how Coyote and Jessica got together? 24 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,478 Yes. 25 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:46,022 Eh. That's not a great story. 26 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,734 I really just wanna be alone. 27 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,571 But you're gonna miss out on the big thing we're gonna do. 28 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,533 - What? - Oh, okay. Well... 29 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,955 I'm gonna tell you what it is. 30 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:06,459 Right now. 31 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,755 - Good news, she's coming down. - Okay. 32 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,092 Even better news, you're getting married today. 33 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:19,764 Hmm? 34 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,408 I'm so sorry, Sol. 35 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,496 No, no, no, it's not your fault. 36 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,459 It's just that... 37 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,670 if a night like that... 38 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:56,259 a night that changed our whole lives can be lost... 39 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:03,349 I'm afraid you'll lose the memory of me too. 40 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,191 Look, you're right. I have a problem. 41 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,778 We'll go see that doctor like you wanted me to. 42 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,073 I'm sorry I've... 43 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,493 been such a stubborn bastard about it. 44 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,009 You are a stubborn bastard. 45 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,346 [Robert laughing] 46 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,641 It was the only way I could get her to come down here. 47 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,769 - And she is officiating. - Ugh. 48 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,855 - I'm really not comfortable with this. - I know. 49 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:54,025 We should at least be able to pick our own officiant. 50 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,108 Rodman? 51 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:57,862 We choose Dennis Rodman. 52 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,199 You can do the real wedding later. This is just for show. 53 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:04,160 So the fake funeral is now a fake wedding? 54 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,287 Well, they make up fake holidays. It tracks. 55 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,582 Just do it. It's not real. And it'll make Mom happy. 56 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,209 Just like medieval times? 57 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:16,547 I promise, Jessica... 58 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:22,053 us getting married today means absolutely nothing to me. 59 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:23,930 This is your closing argument? 60 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,474 No. Um... 61 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:30,895 I just need more than one wedding to contain all my love. 62 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,147 Hmm. Good save. 63 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,025 Oh... 64 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:37,777 Eh. 65 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:44,367 - Sol, where's my flower confetti? - I'm on it. 66 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,787 How are we almost out of vodka? Doesn't Grace live here? 67 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,080 Go upstairs. 68 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:54,043 She has bathroom vodka, bedroom vodka, and upstairs-hallway vodka. 69 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,336 Something blue. 70 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,296 No. 71 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,880 - Something old? - [J-M] No. 72 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,675 Why the hell is everybody still here? 73 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:04,554 - The funeral's supposed to be over by now. - Well, the funeral is over, darling. 74 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,263 Frankie bailed. 75 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:11,185 Now we're trying a wedding to see if that's more to her liking. 76 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,478 Is the wedding real? 77 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,439 Unclear at this time. 78 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:17,608 Hey, hey, where are you going with my upstairs vodka? 79 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,449 Hey. So I just had a call with Taneth, 80 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:27,243 and it seems like there's been some downsizing. 81 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,162 Oh, Barry. 82 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,289 Are you single and jobless too? 83 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:34,000 No, no, no. My job's super secure, thank God. 84 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:38,421 But Mallory will soon no longer be with the company. 85 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,800 - Are you fucking kidding me? - No. 86 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:46,554 I was gonna quit in protest, but, well, I've had a lot of upheaval 87 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,723 - in my life lately. - Is this because I canceled 88 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,934 the eye butter? I will call Taneth and explain. Give me your phone. 89 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,313 - She won't answer it if she sees it's me. - It's not about the eye butter. 90 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,108 She just thinks Mallory is weak. 91 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,778 She said she's a weak leader. 92 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,408 Taneth is a vengeful monster. 93 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,118 And not in the good way. 94 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,202 Okay. 95 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,207 I will handle this. Just don't say a word to Mallory. 96 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,290 Right. 97 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,794 But I'm a terrible liar. 98 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:19,712 You should leave. 99 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,548 But then I have to have a lie for why I'm leaving. 100 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,759 Oh, my God, I'm spiraling out of control 101 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:29,222 - from all my poisonous lies and just... - Jesus. Barry. Just get out of here. 102 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:37,772 I'm just saying it's the responsibility of the bequeather 103 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:43,694 to tell the bequeathee what she's bequeathing him permission for. 104 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,321 You gotta stop that. 105 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:51,911 Okay? First off, I'm losing my hearing, and second, you're a grown-ass man. 106 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:57,333 The only one who can give you permission for anything is you. 107 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:01,337 You're right. I don't need to get permission. 108 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,922 - I give permission. - Yeah. 109 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:04,590 I'm the permissioner. 110 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,843 [laughs] 111 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,010 Hey, Allison. 112 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,429 Guess what. 113 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:13,641 I can do whatever I want. I can even quit my job. 114 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,977 Nope. You need my permission for that. 115 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,488 I'm not talking to you. 116 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:31,242 I wasn't talking to you before you weren't talking to me. 117 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:32,452 Well, that's impossible. 118 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:35,580 Because I just told you that I wasn't talking to you. 119 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:40,042 I couldn't tell you before because I wasn't talking to you. 120 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,421 Oh, I heard you bailed on your funeral. 121 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:50,470 I was overcome by all the beautiful things everyone said about me. 122 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,846 And just me. 123 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:53,890 You didn't even come up once. 124 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,767 Good. At my age, I always appreciate it 125 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:59,353 when my name isn't brought up at a funeral. 126 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,064 How did the meeting go? 127 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:07,320 - Did you happen to check your messages? - No. 128 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,529 It was great. 129 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:09,447 No, better. 130 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:10,740 Better than great. 131 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,451 But you left me a message. Why did you call me? 132 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,204 Well, to gloat, obviously. 133 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:20,291 I don't believe you, and I'm going to check my messages. 134 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,543 Now, if I can only find my phone 135 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,463 - before I pass away. - Oh, damn it. 136 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:26,797 All right, thank you. 137 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,007 We'll see you then. 138 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,511 - Who were you talking to? - My internist. 139 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,597 We've got an appointment to see him 140 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,308 and he's already given me the name of a neurologist. 141 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:39,852 And we should start talking about preparing our house 142 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,062 for what's to come. 143 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:44,148 We'll put up notes everywhere to remind me of things I might forget 144 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,108 like turning off the stove. 145 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,779 Then we'll watch Memento again and see how Guy Pearce did it. 146 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,990 And then we should make a plan for my future care 147 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,326 so the burden doesn't all fall on you. 148 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,078 Uh... 149 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:00,957 - I'm taking action. - I see that. 150 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:05,211 In fact, it seems you went right from denial straight to action. 151 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,129 - Yes, that's how it's done. - Mm. 152 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:12,802 - But then we miss the sad and mopey part. - Now you're getting it. 153 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,221 But that's the part I'm best at. 154 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,309 Hey there, you. 155 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,688 Hey, you okay? I was a little worried about you there for a second. 156 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:24,897 Oh, I'm fine. 157 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:28,484 That was just some kind of feeling spasm. 158 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,610 But... 159 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,155 thanks for the... 160 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,826 thing you did with the arms around me. 161 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:41,664 So, Mal, are you really happy at your job? 162 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,250 - What? - I mean, have you given any thought 163 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,210 to what else might be out there for you? 164 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,838 Why do you sound like an Herbalife recruiter? 165 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:53,509 I just think you're being wasted at Say Grace being Taneth's flunky. 166 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,095 Excuse me, but I am a flunky no more. 167 00:09:56,178 --> 00:10:00,600 Okay? Upper management sees me as an in-command commander. 168 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:05,730 Right. But you're a creative person like me. 169 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,025 And people like us always end up getting overlooked 170 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:12,320 - in a corporate environment. - I don't feel overlooked. 171 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,948 I think you might soon. 172 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:20,953 So I should just quit my great job to do my own thing like you. 173 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,621 Ooh. 174 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,665 That's interesting. 175 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,710 Because you don't need Taneth. 176 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:32,840 You know what I think? I think you're miserable right now 177 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,593 and you're jealous of my success in a job you once had. 178 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:38,638 And now you just want me to be as miserable as you. 179 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,347 God. 180 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,186 You'll never be as miserable as me. 181 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:57,698 Just because it's an open bar doesn't mean you have to take advantage. 182 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,784 I'm not driving. 183 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,077 I live upstairs. 184 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,538 You may need someone to drive you upstairs. 185 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,943 Of course, always in the most logical place. 186 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:38,489 [Bud] Mom, the ceremony's starting and you're starting it. 187 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,657 Coming. 188 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,678 [Grace on voicemail] Frankie, pick up your damn phone already. 189 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,995 You know I can't get up there and sing without you. 190 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,998 And we have a chance to make this deal. 191 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,877 [Grace] What's that look? 192 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,256 This is my "well, well, well" look. 193 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,677 I thought it was your "I may have gas" look. 194 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,470 Uh, they are similar. 195 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:07,017 But this one is my "someone couldn't close a deal without Frankie" look. 196 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:18,362 Welcome, everyone. 197 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:25,077 Today we celebrate Coyote and Jessica's commitment to each other. 198 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,539 How'd you get this gig? You don't understand commitment. 199 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,002 Let us pray that Coyote and Jessica 200 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:37,757 will be real partners who always have each other's back. 201 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:42,386 Let us also pray that Jessica doesn't stab her partner in the back. 202 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,681 And that they will always be there for each other. 203 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,601 Like should Jessica find herself on her deathbed, 204 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:53,689 Coyote will think twice about abandoning her to go to a meeting. 205 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:58,194 What if Coyote's already abandoned by Jessica on the most important day 206 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,445 of their careers? 207 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,530 I feel like this back and forth 208 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,949 is a little disruptive to the flow of the wedding. 209 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,036 I'm sorry, wedding goers, 210 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,748 but Grace is just bitter because she found out that her career 211 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,000 can't sing on its own. 212 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,628 And I can never get you to stop singing. 213 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:19,215 But when I actually need you to, you're nowhere to be found. 214 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:24,053 The woman broke my karaoke machine and blamed it on her grandson. 215 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,888 You can blame kids for that? 216 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,056 It's frowned upon. 217 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:31,435 I hope you're happy that you went to your disastrous meeting. 218 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:35,147 Now when I die tomorrow, you're gonna feel double the terrible. 219 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:39,068 Oh, and when you don't die tomorrow, you're gonna feel double the stupid. 220 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,862 Oh, my death date is real, lady. 221 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:46,408 The only thing real about your death date is that it gave me panic attacks. 222 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,453 I'm sorry my passing upsets you. 223 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,372 It upsets me too. 224 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,750 Then how come you seem to handle it so remarkably well? 225 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,961 It's called acceptance, Grace. 226 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,921 Frankie, it's called relief. 227 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,589 I am not relieved. 228 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,757 Bullshit. 229 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:06,178 You're so eager to get out of here. You never once even questioned it. 230 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,014 You don't know all the questions in my head. 231 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,518 I do because you tell them to me. Every single one of them. 232 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,895 Yeah, well, I have a question of my own. 233 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,940 Why don't you wanna stick around for the real end? 234 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,193 What if I don't want all the shit that comes with the end? 235 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:25,573 - What are you talking about? - It's not death I'm afraid of. 236 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,826 I'm afraid to get sick and not be able to walk 237 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:32,454 or use my hands or any of the things that make me me. 238 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,956 Oh, big fucking deal. 239 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,834 So you can't use chopsticks anymore. 240 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,169 I can't paint either. 241 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,422 Oh. 242 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,682 [crackling] 243 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,249 Oh, my God. 244 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,668 We're dead? 245 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,545 Yes, and you killed me. 246 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,629 I knew it. 247 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:27,259 - You're my murderer. - See, this is why I'm not a hugger. 248 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,678 Nothing good ever comes from it. 249 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,305 But it was just supposed to be me. 250 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:32,473 Why are you here? 251 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,809 Because you always drag me to places I don't wanna go. 252 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:41,732 But unlike that Christmas play starring rescue dogs, 253 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,109 this time we are leaving. 254 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,655 Oh, yeah, you can leave because that's how heaven works. 255 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,698 Read your pamphlet. 256 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,080 It says, "If you have a problem, talk to your case manager." 257 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:59,458 Ooh, look at the food menu with two choices. 258 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,127 Anything or anything with cheese. 259 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,172 - I'm getting number two. - You let me handle the manager. 260 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:09,426 I could get out of that Cabo timeshare, I can get us out of this. 261 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,803 Why are you yelling? 262 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,763 I'm not. 263 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,933 Oh, my God. 264 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,477 I'm hearing like a newborn. 265 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,898 And my arthritis is like a newborn. 266 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,110 Don't get used to it, Frankie, because we're not staying. 267 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,239 Grace, it's okay if you need to go back. 268 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,075 But I've accepted my life is over. 269 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,622 You know, this is not the first time we thought our lives were over. 270 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:44,086 We were pretty sure we were done when our husbands left us. 271 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,381 But the only thing broken then was my heart. 272 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,969 And now my whole body is breaking and it's only gonna get worse. 273 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,595 Well, you don't know that. 274 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,474 You remember the first night at the beach house? 275 00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:01,228 We couldn't imagine a future, let alone one that was better 276 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:05,357 than everything that came before, and we made that happen, Frankie. 277 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,441 Together. 278 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:11,613 Listen, I swear to you, we are not done yet, 279 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:16,869 and maybe, just maybe, the best is yet to come. 280 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:22,374 God, I wish you'd told me that before you electrocuted me. 281 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,792 Hmm. 282 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,127 [bell dings] 283 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,016 Are you supposed to knock on heaven's door? 284 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,654 [clears throat] 285 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,492 Well, hi, girls. 286 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,368 [Frankie] Oh, God. 287 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,288 You look exactly how I knew you would. 288 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,665 No, no. I'm not the Almighty. 289 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,501 Hardly. I'm Agnes. 290 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,586 Just a working-class angel. 291 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:12,591 Of course, I haven't had a promotion in 250 years, 292 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,719 but the benefits are heaven. 293 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,305 I just need to check your files 294 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:23,519 and I'll have you girls in your new homes in a blink. 295 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,145 Literally. 296 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:29,358 No, well, before you start blinking, you have to understand there's been a mistake. 297 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,901 - Yeah. - Oh, darling, 298 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,320 that's not the first time I've heard that. 299 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,614 Yeah, no, really, I'm not supposed to be here. 300 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,367 She's right. It was just supposed to be me. 301 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,787 Hmm. Let me recheck my paperwork. 302 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,748 You know what? You're right. 303 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,041 There has been a mistake. 304 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,876 That happens now and again. 305 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,670 But that's an easy fix. 306 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:56,135 While you have the stamp out, can you put "return" on mine too? 307 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,804 I'd really have to go back with Grace. 308 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,973 I'm sorry, honey, but that's not possible. 309 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:04,184 You see, your name is on the list. 310 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,812 No. No, you don't understand. 311 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,231 We're not good on our own. 312 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,569 No, and trust me, she'd be a disaster up here without me. 313 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,948 Oh, don't worry, Grace, you'll be back up here with Frankie soon enough. 314 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:22,744 And don't you go moping before you see your new art studio. 315 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,664 Now that you can paint again. 316 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:29,877 Look, Agnes, heaven seems great, and I know it'll be rough down there 317 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,713 and I won't be able to do everything I could before, 318 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,799 but if I can't be with Grace, 319 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:41,096 I'll be in so much emotional pain, all the cheese in heaven won't help. 320 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,764 Oh, bless your heart. 321 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,767 But rules is rules. 322 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,937 And it's time to say goodbye. 323 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,944 Oh. 324 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,697 I don't know how to say goodbye to you. 325 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,409 I don't want to say goodbye to you. 326 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,082 We haven't had enough time together. 327 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,628 I wish I knew you when I was a little girl. 328 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:17,216 Oh! I'd... I'd be a totally different person. 329 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,055 I love you, Grace. 330 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,018 I love you too, Frankie. 331 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,480 Hey, ladies. 332 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,315 Time's running out. 333 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,109 And I certainly can't tell you 334 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:39,738 to take this stamp here on the right side of my desk 335 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:43,200 and mark "return" on your paperwork. 336 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,286 I would never do a thing like that. 337 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,539 Excuse me, I'm gonna turn around for a minute. 338 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,379 - You thinking what I'm thinking? - Yeah, great chair. CB2? 339 00:20:56,171 --> 00:21:00,968 Ladies. I can't stare into infinity forever. 340 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:02,803 Oh. 341 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,513 Are you ready? 342 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,440 Bye-bye, girls. 343 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,070 [all gasping] 344 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:23,073 - [Mallory] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Mom! - Mallory, help her! 345 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,951 [Bud] Holy... Oh, my goodness. Are you okay, Mom? Mom? 346 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,074 - We're fine. We're both fine. - [Bud] Are you okay? 347 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,038 A little jet lagged, that's all. 348 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:33,667 - How long were we out? - Just like two or three seconds. 349 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,750 That's it? 350 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,795 God, it seemed longer. 351 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,591 - I'm glad you're here. - Glad to be here. 352 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,636 But you're gonna have to speak up. 353 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,939 - Honey, it's okay. We should go. - I'll be right there. 354 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,942 - Dude, it's an Uber. - Okay. 355 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:00,526 Sorry. 356 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:04,740 It's just the happiest day of my life, and I want everyone to know it. 357 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,786 - Duh. That was the perfect wedding. - Yeah. 358 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,204 No family. 359 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,998 Get in the car! 360 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,000 - I love you. - I love you. 361 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,549 - Oh, okay. - Let's go! 362 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,550 [Coyote] We got married! 363 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,719 [school bell ringing] 364 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,598 I called you here today because one of our students, Acorn, 365 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,350 is having an issue with Bud. 366 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,559 I didn't do anything. 367 00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,686 - And who names their kid Acorn? - I do. 368 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:38,732 - Great name. After the tree seed, right? - What's going on with Bud and Acorn? 369 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:42,736 Every time I see the kid at drop-off, he has a meltdown. I really try with him. 370 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:43,820 I smile, I... 371 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,739 I make funny faces. 372 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,449 Your funny faces upset me too. 373 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:51,953 It's gotten bad with Acorn that it takes until lunch for him to calm down. 374 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:54,414 I was hoping Fred could shed some light 375 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,167 on what it is about Bud that's so triggering for Acorn. 376 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,211 I might know what the problem is. 377 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:03,173 I have a very open and honest relationship with my son, 378 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:07,677 and when he asks me why Daddy lives in a crappy hotel by the freeway, 379 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:12,015 I tell him it's because Mommy's divorce lawyer was so good at his job 380 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,434 that Daddy doesn't have any money left. 381 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,229 - I was Mommy's divorce lawyer. - Good to see you again, Bud. 382 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,190 So, Fred, you could make clear to Acorn 383 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,984 that this is a burden he doesn't need to carry. 384 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,487 You're right. I'll tell him after I explain to him 385 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,031 that Christmas isn't gonna be quite so merry this year. 386 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,699 - Oh, God. - [Fred] I have to leave. 387 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,702 I need to catch the last airport shuttle back to my hotel. 388 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:35,372 I'll talk to my son. 389 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,962 - Well, thank you, Ms. Alexander. - Oh, wait a minute. 390 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:45,215 There's another parent here, Stephanie Rovener's dad. 391 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,801 [gasps] That's gonna be a bad one. 392 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,680 Can I have a permission slip, please? 393 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,348 For...? 394 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,641 For my husband. 395 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,731 So he can sign this and give himself permission to quit his job. 396 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,444 Thanks, Allison. 397 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,365 - Not in front of the principal. - [man] Is he in there? 398 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,034 Is there another way out? 399 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:25,630 [knock on door] 400 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:27,756 Hey. 401 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:32,137 Hey. How did you find out? 402 00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:36,016 Barry told me the other day. Somewhere between the funeral and the wedding 403 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:39,853 - and our mother getting electrocuted. - Wait, you knew before I did? 404 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,900 That's why you were telling me I don't need Taneth. 405 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:49,237 I was just hoping I could give you a softer landing. 406 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,242 Thank you for trying to be there for me. 407 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,661 Just wanted to return the favor. 408 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:03,877 I still don't know why she fired me. I mean, what did I do? 409 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,086 It's because... 410 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,967 I canceled the eye butter. 411 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,678 - You think? - Yes. 412 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:14,804 Definitely. 413 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,682 It's on me, Mallory. 414 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,644 That makes me feel a little better. 415 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:26,441 Oh, hey, Brianna, did you hear I got a raise and a promotion? 416 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,026 That makes me feel worse. 417 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:32,739 Even though I don't work here anymore or even have a job, I can still fire you. 418 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:33,990 Oh, come on. 419 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:35,700 You two are gonna do fine. 420 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:38,870 It's a better world for you to walk into 421 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,414 than it was when your mother started the company. 422 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:42,957 He's right. 423 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:47,087 Back then, even the people who worked here called her the Beauty Bitch. 424 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,382 What did they call me when I was CEO? 425 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,343 Oh, we shortened your mother's nickname. 426 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:55,095 I was just The Bitch? 427 00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,016 That's awesome. That's like a fairy tale. 428 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:04,563 And what badass name did they call me behind my back? 429 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,066 Uh, we called you... 430 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,568 Mallory. 431 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,029 - Mm. - Wow. 432 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,658 I didn't even get the respect to be disrespected. 433 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,284 That's harsh. 434 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:21,162 I tried starting a nickname for you but it didn't take. 435 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,372 What was it? 436 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,331 Noodles. 437 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,088 You ready, Noodles? 438 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,340 Do I have a choice, Bitch? 439 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:40,223 You know, I'm thinking about starting a new business. 440 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,724 You in? 441 00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:43,518 Turns out I'm available. 442 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,229 I think I found the perfect name. 443 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:47,313 What is it? 444 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:48,982 Beauty Bitch. 445 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,817 - Can we talk about the name? - No. 446 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,362 [inaudible dialogue] 447 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,323 [elegant music playing on piano] 448 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:05,831 Why are we here? 449 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,085 - Did you tell me and I forgot? - Not at all. 450 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:13,006 I haven't told you because it's a surprise. 451 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:14,007 Oh. 452 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,090 So... 453 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,553 is this place ringing any bells? 454 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,643 I'm afraid not. 455 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,979 Maybe this will help. 456 00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,651 New York's finest knish. 457 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,654 Take a bite. 458 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,034 Oh, that's delicious. 459 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,412 It's a little pie with potatoes in it. 460 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,708 You said that back then too. 461 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,129 I'm still not understanding. 462 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,053 [playing uplifting tune on piano] 463 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:15,485 - That's ringing some bells. - Good. 464 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:19,406 Then come with me. 465 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:38,549 Oh, my God. 466 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:42,846 It's the hotel where it happened. 467 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:46,306 Yes. 468 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:53,314 I've been so amazed at the way you're facing your future so courageously, 469 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,444 and it's true that at some point 470 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,905 we won't be able to bring back 471 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:05,368 all the great memories from the life we've had together, 472 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:10,498 but maybe we can bring back one right now. 473 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:16,379 Maybe even create a new one. 474 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,255 I love that. 475 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,799 [elevator bell dings] 476 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,520 Take the next one, pal. 477 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,939 We've got a whole thing going on here. 478 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,530 [elevator bell dings] 479 00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,118 Goodbye, Renee. 480 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:49,578 Joanne. 481 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:51,956 Tony. Crockett. 482 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,540 Tubbs. 483 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,127 Goodbye, Fiona. 484 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,673 - What are you doing? - Facing the hard part. 485 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:03,551 My painting days are over. 486 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:11,351 - Not if I have anything to say about it. - ["You're All I Need To Get By" playing] 487 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,646 ♪ You're all I need to get by ♪ 488 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,773 ♪ You're all I need to get by ♪ 489 00:30:16,856 --> 00:30:19,776 ♪ You're all I need to get by ♪ 490 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,778 ♪ You're all I need to get by ♪ 491 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,197 ♪ You're all ♪ 492 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,657 ♪ I need... ♪ 493 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:29,035 This is how you see us, isn't it? 494 00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:30,203 Sure is. 495 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:33,873 ♪ As long as I got you, then, baby ♪ You know that you got me, oh! ♪ 496 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,208 ♪ Oh! ♪ 497 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,880 [Grace & Frankie laughing] 498 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:43,675 - Wow. - Amazing. 499 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:48,137 I never, ever thought that I would be in the ocean again. 500 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:50,431 See, we can do anything together. 501 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,768 Well, I only went up to my knees. Let's not go overboard. 502 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:57,063 Next time let's go up to our waist and have a good pee. 503 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,316 You really are 10. 504 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,776 I'm not hearing "no." 505 00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:06,072 ♪ ...you were my destiny ♪ 506 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:07,866 ♪ With my arms open wide... ♪ 507 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,117 [Grace] Now what? 508 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,994 ♪ I threw away my pride... ♪ 509 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:13,913 [both laughing] 510 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:16,541 ♪ ...dedicate my life to you ♪ 511 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,835 ♪ I will go where you lead ♪ 512 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:21,754 ♪ I'll be right there in a time of need ♪ 513 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,382 ♪ And when I lose my will ♪ 514 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,676 ♪ You'll be right there To push me up that hill ♪ 515 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:31,180 ♪ There's no No looking back for us ♪ 516 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,557 ♪ No, there ain't baby! ♪ 517 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:37,061 ♪ We've got our love and sho'nuff That's enough ♪ 518 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,272 - ♪ You're all ♪ - ♪ You're all ♪ 519 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:42,609 ♪ You're all I need ♪ 520 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,777 - ♪ You're all ♪ - ♪ Hear me, baby ♪ 521 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:47,780 ♪ You're all I need ♪ 522 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,074 ♪ You're all ♪ 523 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:57,158 ♪ You're all I need to get by ♪ 524 00:31:58,124 --> 00:32:00,501 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 525 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:05,506 ♪ As long as I got you then, baby You know that you got me, oh! ♪ 526 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,342 ♪ You're all I need ♪ 527 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,053 ♪ You're all I need ♪