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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪

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♪ Got the feeling
That something ain't right ♪

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♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪

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♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪

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♪ And there's clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am ♪

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♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪

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[tense music playing]

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"Roomies"? "Roomies"? [groans]

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Who seem to feel we owe them
'cause our toilet blew up their house.

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We should find out why, right?

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Unless we want
all our customers living with us.

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But that doesn't give them the right
to use our house like a beach hotel.

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They'll come to their senses
after a week of over-priced pancakes.

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Gotta get them out
before they change into soft pants.

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-Once those are cinched--
-Send them to a real hotel.

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And pay with what?

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My credit cards don't work,
yours never work.

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Not like we can use
the money in the freezer-- [gasps]

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Shit. The money in the freezer.

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We gotta get it out.

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Why would they look for money
in our freezer?

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Because you told them to.

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If they find it,
they'll say we can't spend it.

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Or worse, want it for their new floors.

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[scoffs] As if they need floors.

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What are they, feet?

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-Could have been worse, Sol.
-Really?

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Right now, I'm wishing we took the cruise
where everyone got botulism.

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I'm saying I'm okay with all this
because I'm here with you.

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And maybe it's a chance
for us to... connect.

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It's been a while.

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Are you really bringing this up now?

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Our floors are waterlogged.

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We may be facing mold, for God's sake.

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But we're in a romantic place.

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There is no chance for romance
in our ex-wives' house.

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Didn't stop us before.

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I know we're in a rush,
but quick feelings check-in.

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I'm feeling irritated
with your feelings check-ins.

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-What about Nick?
-I'm mortified.

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I went from being a woman
who didn't know her husband was gay

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to being a woman who didn't know
her husband was a criminal.

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Not sure it's an upgrade.

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Well, next time, just marry a gay criminal
and check off all the boxes.

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What's going on with your box?
Where's the rest of the money?

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Well, jeez, Grace,
you never hide all the loot in one spot.

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I hid it in four places.

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And I've got a simple system
to remember where they are.

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Each stash is named after the Beatle

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most associated with his hiding place.

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Paul: Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks.

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Brilliant? I think so.

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And how stoned were you
when you came up with this?

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-I thought my hand was see-through.
-[Sol] Frankie!

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Uh, she's not here!

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Yeah. What--?

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What the hell do you want now, Sol?

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And pancakes are 4 bucks.

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Eyes up here, pal.

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Uh...

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[cell phone chimes]

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[Grace] Hello?

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This is Agent Karin Fenmore
with the FBI again.

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Mrs. Skolka, we'd like to talk to you.

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Why in God's name
would the FBI wanna talk to you?

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Okay, quick update:
Nick got arrested and is in jail.

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Grace got humiliated and is back here,
and how do we feel about Thai tonight?

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-What?
-We just had Thai.

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Wait, what's this about Nick?

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Brianna, I understand
how me being your supervisor

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is going to be weird, to say the least.

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Not as weird as that time
I saw you tanning your butthole

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but still weird.

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I'll be going back and forth
to headquarters in San Francisco.

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But when I'm here,
I'm going to need a real desk.

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We'll have to share Adam,
and most importantly,

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I'm going to need the respect
that my new position calls for.

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Am I making myself clear?

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Oh. You're still here.

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Did you at least bring me a muffin?

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I am not your muffin girl, Brianna.

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I'm your supervisor.

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But, yes, I brought you a muffin.

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Okay.

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Is there something you wanna say?

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You know...

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Brianna...

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-Because--
-Oh, my God, this is taking so long.

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Shoo. I have work to do.

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[Adam] Good morning.

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And for our first day
in upside-down world,

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-things look the same.
-I'm assuming you have a purpose.

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I don't think you can assume that.

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But I need to have these papers signed...

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-by Mallory.
-I get to sign something? Fun!

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Bring them here, please?

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Do it. See what happens.

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Do you feel lucky?

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No.

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This is not my first rodeo.
I'll do the talking.

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But we want to talk to you.

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That won't stop her.

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Mrs. Skolka, we came back
to seize the rest of Nick's assets

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and found that the couch
had been ripped up.

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And it concerned us because sometimes
things are hidden in couches.

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You mean like candies and such?

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More like cash.

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Didn't Frankie mention something
about money in the freezer?

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Do you know anything
about the couch, Mrs. Skolka?

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[Grace] I know I really hated it.

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You can imagine
how I felt about Nick at that moment.

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[Karin] You took out your anger
at your husband on your couch?

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No, I took out her anger
at her husband on her couch.

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Sure feels like your first rodeo.

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I was doing her emotional work.

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And, yes, it's a way of subtly
robbing her of her feelings,

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and that's on me.

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I think we're done here, Karin.
Good to meet you, Mount Rushmore.

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[Karin] My problem here is that you two
were the only ones in that apartment.

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Okay, Karin, I know where you're going.

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I'm there, and I'm on my way back.
You see?

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Nobody sees.

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I'm saying we have nothing to hide.

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So you won't mind
if Rushmore and I take a look around.

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Actually, I mind.

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There's a little thing
I call "civil liberties."

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Everyone calls it that.

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And what that means is,

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you don't treat the wife
of the alleged criminal

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-as if she too were a criminal.
-I'm sorry. Who are you?

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I'm her ex-husband.

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And, yes, Grace can be harsh
and often vindictive.

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Lord knows she's had low moments,
mostly due to drink.

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Uh, is this gonna
turn around soon, Robert?

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But she's a woman of principle.

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And she would never lie
to law enforcement.

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And my ex-wife is also
a woman of principle.

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She might lie to law enforcement

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but only for a good reason.

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Neither of them is gonna speak
at our funerals.

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Look, Karin, I'm a lawyer,
and I've got you on unlawful search,

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witness harassment,
and I'm just getting started.

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Might as well leave now

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because you're not turning over
one cushion in this house,

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today, nor next week, or next ever.

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We'll get a search warrant.

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Okay, then, well,
we'll see you tomorrow. How's 10:00?

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Rushmore?

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You're up early, right?

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Uh, perhaps we should show
these nice agents out.

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Actually, I like to sleep in.

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[Frankie] Thanks for coming by.

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God, that was too close for comfort.

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[Frankie] At least we got them
off our trail.

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They're coming back tomorrow.

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And I'll handle the money from now on.

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Gotta get it to a safe place,
then get it out of here.

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What's a safe place
with Sol and Robert around?

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The safe. In my bedroom.

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That they don't know the combination to.

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I'll get the rest of the dough.

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Oh, no. No, no.

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You have a system
so you remember where they are.

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Grace, I don't wanna kick you
when you're down...

166
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but you probably shouldn't have
put me in charge of that.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Didn't you used to yell at the kids
for scrounging through the cereal

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to get the prize?

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Prizes have gotten... better.

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Grace, I am really sorry
to hear about Nick.

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Well, I'm really sorry
you heard about it too.

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-And can we not talk about it?
-Hey,

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if you ever need someone
to not talk to, I'm your man.

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It's just...

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you deserve better husbands
than you've had.

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Thank you.

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Are you gonna take your hand out?

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-No.
-All right.

180
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We don't need to talk about that either.

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Oh, wait a minute. What are you doing?

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I've been ravenous lately
and I don't know why.

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Yes! We have all the fixings here
for a spaghetti and meatball sandwich.

184
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No. You'll ruin your appetite for dinner.

185
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Trust me, I'll rally.

186
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Oh, my sweet Lord,
George has to be in here somewhere.

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[yells] Oh, Sol.

188
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Why do you keep walking into rooms?

189
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Because I'm ambulatory and curious.

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-What are you looking for?
-Solitude.

191
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I'm on to you, Frankie.

192
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What? To what are you referring?

193
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You gave us the room with the twin beds
instead of the queen

194
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so we'd be uncomfortable and leave sooner.

195
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Oh, right.

196
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Ah, yes, my little Belgian friend,
you are too clever by half.

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[in French accent]
But there is more, mademoiselle.

198
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I also deduced you felt guilty
so you pushed the beds back together.

199
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[chuckles] That wasn't me.

200
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Oh.

201
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I guess Robert did, then.

202
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[Sol sighs]

203
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[sighs]

204
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,829
I know that "Sol-needs-to-talk" sigh.

205
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,082
And I'm always here for you.

206
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,668
But right now,
I'm up against a ticking clock.

207
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,504
-Why?
-Because we all are, damn it!

208
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Spill it.

209
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,968
Okay, so since my prostate surgery...

210
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Robert and I haven't been,
you know... intimate.

211
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Now I'm dialed in.

212
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How's Robert dealing with it?

213
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,321
Mmm!

214
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It isn't Robert, it's me.

215
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I feel like I'm being betrayed
by my own body.

216
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How can I ever trust
things will be the same?

217
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What if I'm not the same man?

218
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I feel like damaged goods.

219
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No, you're not damaged goods, Sol.

220
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Your goods just took a knock.

221
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,390
Let's get good energy going
into that area.

222
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I could do some Reiki healing.

223
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-I'll take my pants off.
-Don't make this weird, Sol.

224
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-Ooh. Watch the door.
-I, uh...

225
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No, no, no. What are you doing?

226
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Oh, well, this is Dad and Dad's stuff
that they told us to bring over.

227
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There's more in the U-Haul.
Where do you want us to put these?

228
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Back to Robert and Sol's.

229
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Barring that, I don't give a shit.

230
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Is it me or is she being friendlier
than usual?

231
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Yeah. I was getting
a solid "I tolerate you two" vibe.

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-[Frankie] Found it!
-[door closes]

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My God.

234
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Frankie...

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when you're secretly looking
for illicit cash,

236
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you don't yell out, "Found it!"

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-What's that?
-My Reiki pendulum for dowsing.

238
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-Does it find money?
-No, but you found John.

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Why is this John?

240
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Don't tell me.

241
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"Sitting on a corn flake,
waiting for the van to come."

242
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Oh, great.

243
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The van is gonna come
and take us to prison

244
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if we don't get the cash out
by tomorrow morning.

245
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,535
I am all over that.

246
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,830
But first, I need to do some Reiki
on Sol's hoohah.

247
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,332
What?

248
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,419
On the DL, since the operation,

249
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,756
he and Robert have been having
some problems downstairs.

250
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:19,882
You know what I mean.

251
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,177
You used the word "hoohah."
How could I not know?

252
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:28,307
So as an Internet-certified
Reiki healer, it's my duty to help him.

253
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,644
And we flooded his house.

254
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,562
Yeah, I know. I feel bad about that too.

255
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,524
But I need their sorry asses out of here.

256
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,193
I'm looking for money
and all I keep finding is them.

257
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,487
[mouths] Okay.

258
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,991
The text about Nick didn't surprise me.

259
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,326
This throws me off.

260
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:52,081
Hey, what's going on with my dad?
Was he that upset about Nick?

261
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,667
-Why would he be upset?
-Isn't Nick why you're here?

262
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,502
-Did Nick cause the flood?
-A flood?

263
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,046
Why do you think
our parents are all living together?

264
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,340
Our parents are all living together?

265
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,761
That explains my dad.

266
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,101
[whimsical music playing]

267
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:15,855
Fuck.

268
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,441
Mom? Where are you going?

269
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,699
We know you saw us!

270
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,753
Girls! Well, what a lovely surprise.

271
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:40,671
Why are you here?

272
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,674
Why'd you just put corn flakes
in the safe?

273
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,634
To lock in freshness.

274
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,681
Mom, we just heard
the whole Nick bombshell,

275
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,974
so you might be in shock.

276
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,810
-Certainly that he was caught.
-I can't talk about that now.

277
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,812
Anything but Nick.

278
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,024
What's with Dad and Sol and the flood?

279
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,735
Anything but Nick and Dad
and Sol and the flood.

280
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:08,407
-Uh, okay.
-I had an interesting dream last night.

281
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,035
Thanks for stopping by. I'll be in touch.

282
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,413
-Okay.
-Where are you going?

283
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,708
-We're not abandoning our mother.
-How about in five or so?

284
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,794
She put corn flakes in the safe.
You're not going anywhere.

285
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:24,590
I'm sorry. Are you my supervisor
of leaving rooms too?

286
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:28,886
Just...

287
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,225
I know. I know.

288
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,729
Our new dynamic is a little rocky. But...

289
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,150
I am taking Brianna out tonight
for a real heart-to-heart.

290
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,153
Taneth gave me
this gift certificate to Julianna's.

291
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,113
-Give it to me.
-It's fancy-- Excuse me?

292
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,366
Robert and Sol need it more.

293
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,201
And I need it more than all of you.

294
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,578
Uh, that may be true,
but isn't that a judgment call

295
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,498
to be made by the owner
of the gift certificate?

296
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,125
Mom! That was my plan
for dealing with Brianna.

297
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,877
Wasn't a great plan.

298
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,506
Oh, God. You got this, Mallory.

299
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,590
How do you know?

300
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,801
Because you took the job.

301
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,887
And you knew the shit-show you'd face
with Brianna if you took it

302
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,430
and you did it anyway.

303
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,059
Because being the boss is in you.

304
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,396
-You really think so?
-I know so.

305
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,487
Okay, I need you and Brianna
to get the fuck out. Come on.

306
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,242
[Frankie chanting]

307
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,747
This is why I'm at a loss.

308
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,250
I need your take on this Mallory shit.

309
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,378
Brianna, this is kind of
a private Reiki session.

310
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,463
Okay. Relax, Sol.

311
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,631
I'm trying.

312
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:52,011
If you wanna solve your problem,
you need to start thinking like Mallory.

313
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,471
But right now,
I need you to think like me.

314
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:58,308
I'm stoned and listening to the Beatles.
Where would I hide something?

315
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,187
The Lennon closet.

316
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:03,897
Brilliant.

317
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,941
I gotta go.

318
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,986
-Here, take over the Reiki.
-Oh, hell, no.

319
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,237
Hard pass.

320
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,489
I'll take over. What's our focus?

321
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,616
We're doing some groin work
on your father.

322
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,784
Great.

323
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,494
Not great.

324
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,747
You need to keep her off guard.

325
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,914
Like this.

326
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,751
Brianna, Mallory's leaving without you!

327
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,335
Like hell she is!

328
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,589
[upbeat music playing]

329
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,134
Shoot.

330
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,719
[Brianna speaks indistinctly]

331
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,596
Mallory! Mallory!

332
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,680
[door slams]

333
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,308
To the Lennon closet.

334
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,602
-Already checked. Nothing there.
-What is that?

335
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:45,189
Our way to get those bozos to dinner
so we can search.

336
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,357
What are we gonna do about dinner?

337
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,693
Thai is still on the table, right?

338
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,862
[dramatic music playing on TV]

339
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,615
[man 1 on TV] I want your hands up
and your guns down.

340
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,533
[man 2] You heard him. Put them up.

341
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,870
Three men are about to get shot
and I can't see the TV.

342
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,997
[gunshots and men yelling on TV]

343
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,082
There they go.

344
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,296
So we feel bad about a couple of things.

345
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,299
First and foremost
that our toilet exploded.

346
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,634
That must've sucked.

347
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:16,887
And, also,
we haven't exactly been welcoming.

348
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,806
We feel less bad about that.

349
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,767
But still bad. But less bad.

350
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,646
So to make it up to you,
we've gotten you a gift certificate

351
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,439
to Julianna's for tonight.

352
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,776
Yay! Your favorite place!

353
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:31,985
Never heard of it.

354
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,779
Your new favorite place.

355
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,864
I'm not hungry. You saw what I ate.

356
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,241
You said you'd rally.

357
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,620
This is very thoughtful.
We'll just use it another night.

358
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,705
Nope. Nope. You gotta go tonight.

359
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,708
-We already made a reservation.
-Then why don't you go?

360
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,878
No. Frankie and I don't need
a romantic night out.

361
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,046
You and Robert do.

362
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,593
Why do we need a romantic night?

363
00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:01,306
Why? Because it's a thing people do now
when their houses flood.

364
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:05,102
Jeez, Robert, pick up
a New York Times once in a while.

365
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,188
-You told them?
-No.

366
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,985
-I told Frankie.
-And then I told Grace.

367
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,278
Right. Of course.

368
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,239
Five minutes after we move in
and you're back talking to Frankie

369
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,533
-when you should be talking to me.
-[Sol] Robert,

370
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,327
this isn't like the other times
I went to Frankie.

371
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,537
It sure feels like it.

372
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,373
[Grace] You know where a perfect place
to hash this out would be?

373
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,291
Julianna's.

374
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,127
-Why don't you go and take Sol?
-Robert.

375
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,924
-I think we did something bad.
-[door slams]

376
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,510
-Stop following me!
-Stop moving!

377
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,263
Oh! That's where Ringo is.

378
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,099
What, the kayak?

379
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,269
Like "Yellow Submarine."

380
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,438
Oh, that would have been good too.

381
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,982
[Grace] Oh, come on.

382
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:55,277
Uh, I know for a fact
that you can still use bills

383
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,196
after you've peed on them.

384
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,824
Never ever tell me how you know that.

385
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,577
In my defense,
Andrew Jackson had it coming.

386
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,955
How are we gonna get
that wet wad before they see it?

387
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,459
Well, I won't be using the zipline
you made me return.

388
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:15,047
All these years, you've been on me
about talking more and actively listening.

389
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,798
And I have been trying.

390
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,676
But it feels like you just don't trust
that I'll be there for you.

391
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,094
It's not about trust!

392
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,347
Then why would you talk to Frankie
and not me?

393
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:27,517
It was easier to tell Frankie
because it didn't involve her!

394
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,936
Hey, ho.

395
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,187
Sorry to disturb.

396
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,523
How about instead of being sorry,
just don't disturb?

397
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,609
Frankie, we're in the middle of something.

398
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,904
[Frankie] Yes. And I wanna get you
to the end of something.

399
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,531
Ta-da!

400
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,992
The conflict-resolution sweater?

401
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,954
Frankie, I'm not in the mood
for your magical sweater nonsense!

402
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,665
There's nothing magical
about this sweater.

403
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,041
It's science.

404
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,044
Arms up, everybody.

405
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,921
That goes for you too, mister.

406
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,005
Oh.

407
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,384
Get in here, Robert. Oh, Robert.

408
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,553
-[Sol] Okay. There you go.
-[Frankie] Get your arm in there.

409
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,848
-Here, stick your hand in the arm.
-[Sol] There. In there!

410
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,226
-[Robert] Which one? This one?
-[Sol] Your hand, yes.

411
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,687
-[Robert] For God's sakes.
-Here, let me help you.

412
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,688
Oh, God, for--

413
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,482
[Frankie] You would've gotten run
out of the commune.

414
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,567
Oh, there. So great.

415
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,319
I don't see the purpose of this.

416
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:23,365
Purpose is, you can't storm off
so you have to deal with each other.

417
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,283
Fine.

418
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,577
Sol, will you please storm off with me
so we can have some privacy?

419
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,954
Of course.

420
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,168
[Robert] Step up.

421
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,884
Thank you. And I'll be back
with your toasted muffin post-haste.

422
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,348
And l would also like my muffin toasted.

423
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,143
And at a temperature I find agreeable.

424
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,232
Excuse me.

425
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:58,650
Yes?

426
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,903
You don't seem to know where your desk is.

427
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,531
It's not a promising sign
for a supervisor.

428
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,410
You know what, Brianna?
Let's just drop the bullshit.

429
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,998
The truth is, I'm not your supervisor.

430
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,833
Exactly. Thank you, Mallory.

431
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,960
I'm really your boss.

432
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,672
Now shoo.

433
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,758
I have work to do.

434
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:30,140
[whimsical music playing]

435
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:32,768
Yep.

436
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,120
Okay.

437
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,707
Think this is my first game
of "Big Muffin, Small Muffin"?

438
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,794
I invented "Big Muffin, Small Muffin."

439
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:07,552
We just have to find George
and we're home free. [gasps]

440
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,222
Didn't he write
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"?

441
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:12,766
What weeps?
Besides me if we don't find that money.

442
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:17,104
The song is actually called
"While My Guitar Gently Sleeps."

443
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,814
No, it isn't. Guitars don't sleep.

444
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:23,110
Sure they do. That's why you have
to put them away in their little beds.

445
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:26,863
Which is why I put it in the bedroom
with the queen bed

446
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,073
because he's British.

447
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,826
The only words I understood
were "queen bed,"

448
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,661
and that's where I'll look.

449
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:37,290
Or is it "While My Guitar Gently Sweeps"?

450
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,961
[mischievous music playing]

451
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,220
[gasping]

452
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,264
-[Sol] Look away!
-Oh, God.

453
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,015
Yes!

454
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,517
[Robert] No!

455
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,227
[Sol] Get out of here!

456
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,896
[Robert] I thought you locked the door!

457
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,608
[sighs]

458
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:12,659
[tense music playing]

459
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:33,597
Mmm!

460
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:42,189
So the conflict-resolution sweater worked.

461
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,276
You gotta feel good about that.

462
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,782
You are gonna dry-clean
that for us, aren't you?

463
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,202
-We're throwing it away.
-Okay.

464
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,204
I'll finish breakfast someplace else.

465
00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,206
I can't eat.

466
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:03,126
[cell phone chiming]

467
00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:10,133
Oh, God, the FBI's here.

468
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,885
They're early.

469
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:16,014
I thought Rushmore liked to sleep in.
The money is still in the safe.

470
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:17,432
Ha-ha, no, it isn't.

471
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,644
-I got it out of the house.
-How?

472
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,646
You never even left.

473
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:25,232
I got it. I got it. It's open.

474
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,275
-Then walk through.
-I'm walking through.

475
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:32,447
We brought these all the way to
the beach house just to bring them back.

476
00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,701
Why are we the guys always
schlepping things around?

477
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:40,121
-Why aren't Brianna and Mallory here?
-They have jobs.

478
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,248
So do we.

479
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,499
[laughs]

480
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,168
Oh, shit.

481
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:48,338
-Come on. I'll be late. Let's go.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

482
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,592
[whimsical music playing]

483
00:25:58,598 --> 00:25:59,975
Genius.

484
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:19,661
What the--? Grace! Frankie!

485
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,585
Oh, what the hell, Frankie?

486
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:30,547
-There's only four Beatles.
-Oh, God. I forgot about Pete Best.

487
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:33,300
-The FBI is on their way down.
-Oh, shit!

488
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,635
What are you cursing about?
I'm the one holding it.

489
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,846
-How are we gonna explain this?
-We're not!

490
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,473
Before you run your mouth off to the feds,

491
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,517
you should know the rest is in your house.

492
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,185
-What?
-[Frankie] That's right, Sol.

493
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,563
You are in this up to your eyeballs.

494
00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:49,232
And you're the tallest one here.
So do that math.

495
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:50,567
[knocking on door]

496
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,944
[Grace] What you'll do is stuff
that cash down your pants

497
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,529
and zip up your mouth.

498
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,489
And zip up your pants too.

499
00:26:56,573 --> 00:27:00,285
I understand why you're upset,
but just listen to yourself.

500
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:03,747
-Do you realize what you're asking?
-I'm not asking. I am telling.

501
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:08,460
I am done with husbands
who constantly humiliate me

502
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:09,836
and do whatever they want

503
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:12,589
without any thought
about how it affects me.

504
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:16,009
-Now I'm doing the doing.
-But you're not doing anything.

505
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:18,970
-You're making him do it!
-Without regard for me!

506
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,305
Boo-fucking-hoo.

507
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,806
I've got a husband in jail,

508
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,893
I'm not gonna get all weepy
to have an ex there too.

509
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:29,814
They're monsters.

510
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,900
[knocking continues]

511
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,321
[Latinx hip-hop music playing]