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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎“室友”？“室友”？

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‎因為我們的馬桶炸了他們家而
‎覺得我們欠他們

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‎我們得找出原因，對吧？

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‎除非我們要我們所有的客戶
‎都跟我們住在一起

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‎這也不表示他們有權利
‎把我們家當沙灘飯店吧

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‎在支付價格過高的鬆餅一週後
‎他們就會恢復理智

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‎要趁他們習慣之前把他們趕出去

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‎-一旦賴上了…
‎-把他們送去真正的飯店

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‎拿什麼付？

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‎我的信用卡不能刷
‎妳的從來就刷不過

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‎我們又不能用冰凍庫裡的錢…

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‎糟了，冰凍庫裡的錢

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‎得要拿出來

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‎他們為何會去我們的冰凍庫找錢？

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‎因為妳叫他們去找的

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‎要是他們找到，他們會說我們不能花

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‎或者更糟的情況
‎他們會拿去整修地板

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‎好像他們非要地板不可

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‎他們是什麼，腳嗎？

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‎-索爾，可能會更糟
‎-真的嗎？

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‎現在，我希望我們搭上那艘
‎每個人都肉毒桿菌中毒的遊輪

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‎這些我都沒意見，因為我跟你在一起

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‎也許是我們能夠…連結的機會

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‎好久沒做了

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‎你真的要在現在提這件事？

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‎我們的地板整個浸水

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‎天啊，可能還有發霉的問題

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‎但我們在個浪漫的地方

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‎在我們前妻家裡
‎根本沒有浪漫這回事

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‎之前就沒這問題

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‎我知道我們趕時間但感覺對了

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‎我對妳的“感覺對了”很感冒

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‎-尼克呢？
‎-我覺得丟死人了

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‎從一個不知道先生是同性戀的女子

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‎到不知道先生是罪犯的女子

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‎不確定是不是晉級了

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‎下次，跟個同性戀罪犯結婚
‎這樣所有項目就都吻合了

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‎那妳的呢？剩下的錢呢？

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‎老天，葛蕾絲，妳絕對
‎不可以把所有錢都藏在同一處

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‎我藏在四個地方

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‎我有個簡單的方法記住地點在哪

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‎每個藏匿處都以披頭四來命名

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‎大多跟他的藏匿處有關

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‎保羅：保羅先生炸魚條

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‎很棒吧？我想是的

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‎妳想到這些點子的時候究竟有多茫？

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‎-我那時覺得我的手是透明的
‎-法蘭琪

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‎她不在這兒

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‎對，搞啥…？

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‎你究竟想要什麼，索爾？

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‎鬆餅四元美金

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‎眼睛看上面，兄弟

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‎喂？

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‎又是我，凱倫芬摩爾探員
‎跟聯邦調查局一起

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‎史寇卡太太，我們想找妳談談

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‎聯邦調查局為何要找妳談？

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‎好，迅速更新一下：尼克被捕入獄

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‎葛蕾絲覺得很丟人，回來這裡
‎我們今晚吃泰國菜如何？

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‎-什麼？
‎-我們才吃了泰國菜

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‎等一下，尼克究竟怎麼回事？

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‎布莉安娜，我了解
‎我成了妳上司的結果

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‎肯定很奇怪，至少說來如此

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‎雖然沒有我看見妳曬妳屁眼那樣怪

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‎但還是很怪

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‎我會來回舊金山總部

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‎但我在這裡的時候
‎我需要一張真正的辦公桌

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‎我們得共用亞當，而且最重要的

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‎我需要妳尊重我的新頭銜

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‎我說得夠清楚了嗎？

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‎妳還在這裡

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‎至少幫我帶瑪芬蛋糕來吧？

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‎布莉安娜，我不是妳的瑪芬小助理

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‎我是妳的上司

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‎但，是的，我幫妳買了瑪芬

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‎好的

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‎妳有什麼話要對我說？

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‎妳知道…

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‎布莉安娜

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‎-因為…
‎-天啊，有完沒完啊

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‎走開，我還有工作要做

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‎早安

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‎上下顛倒世界的第一天

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‎-一切似乎如常沒變
‎-我假設你有事才來的吧

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‎我不覺得妳可以這樣假設

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‎但這些文件需要…

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‎-瑪蘿莉簽名
‎-我可以簽東西？真有趣

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‎麻煩拿過來好嗎？

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‎去啊，看結果會怎樣

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‎你覺得今天很走運嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎這不是我第一次上場牛仔競技秀
‎我來說吧

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‎但我們想跟妳談

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‎這也阻止不了她

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‎史寇卡女士，我們回來扣押
‎尼克剩餘的資產

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‎結果發現沙發被割開

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‎這讓我們起疑，因為有時候
‎東西會藏在沙發裡

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‎妳是說糖果之類的嗎？

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‎比較類似現金之類的

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‎法蘭琪不是有提到什麼錢在冰箱裡？

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‎史寇卡女士，沙發的事妳知情嗎？

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‎我知道我很討厭那張沙發

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‎妳可以想像我對尼克當下的感受

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‎所以妳拿沙發來發洩
‎妳對妳先生的怒氣？

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‎不，是我拿她的沙發
‎發洩她對她先生的怒氣

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‎這的確像是妳第一場牛仔競技秀

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‎我替她發洩

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‎是的，這算是搶了她的感受

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‎這都怪我

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‎凱倫，我想該說的都說了
‎幸會，總統雕像山先生

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‎我的問題是你們兩個
‎是公寓裡唯一的兩位

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‎好的，凱倫，我懂妳想說什麼

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‎我在那裡，而且我正要回來
‎妳瞭嗎？

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‎沒人聽得懂妳在說什麼吧

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‎我是說我們沒什麼好隱瞞的

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‎那妳不介意羅許摩爾跟我四處看看

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‎事實上，我介意

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‎有一件我所謂的“公民權利”小事

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‎公民權利，大家都這麼說

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‎這意思是

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‎妳不能把妻子當成共犯

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‎-好像她也是罪犯一樣
‎-抱歉，您是哪位？

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‎我是她前夫

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‎沒錯，葛蕾絲有時候苛刻
‎而且經常懷有報復心

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‎天曉得大多都是因為酗酒
‎所帶給她的低潮期

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‎勞勃，這話很快有轉折了嗎？

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‎但她很有原則

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‎她絕對不會向執法單位撒謊

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‎我前妻也很有原則

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‎她也許會向執法單位說謊

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‎但只為了好理由才會

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‎他們誰也不能在我們喪禮中發表感言

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‎凱倫，我是律師，我抓到妳非法搜索

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‎騷擾目擊者，而且我才要開始細數

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‎妳最好現在離開

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‎因為這屋子妳連一個坐墊都翻不得

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‎今天不能，下週不能，永遠不能

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‎我們會申請搜索令

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‎好吧，明天見，10點如何？

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‎羅許摩爾？

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‎你都很早起吧？

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‎也許我們該帶這兩位
‎好心的探員出去

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‎我實際上喜歡睡懶覺

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‎多謝造訪

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‎天啊，距離真是近到讓人不自在

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‎至少我們擺脫他們了

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‎他們明天會再來

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‎現在開始錢我來處理

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‎得放在安全的地方，然後遠離這裡

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‎有索爾跟勞勃在，哪裡安全啊？

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‎我臥房裡的保險箱

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‎他們不知道密碼

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‎我去把剩下的拿來

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‎不，不會吧

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‎妳有個記得藏在哪裡的方法

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‎葛蕾絲，我不會對妳落井下石…

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‎但妳不該讓我處理的

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‎（有機，玉米片）

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‎妳之前不都會對孩子
‎亂挖玉米穀片裡的獎品

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‎大吼大叫？

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‎獎品…變好了

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‎葛蕾絲，尼克的事，我真的很遺憾

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‎我也很遺憾你聽到這件事

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‎-我們可以別談這件事嗎？
‎-嘿

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‎如果妳想找個不想談的人，非我莫屬

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‎只是…

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‎妳值得擁有比過去更好的丈夫

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‎謝謝

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‎妳打算把手拿出來嗎？

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‎-不要
‎-好

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‎我們也不需要談這件事

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‎等一下，你在幹嘛？

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‎我最近老是覺得餓
‎也不知道什麼原因

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‎太好了，做義大利麵與
‎肉丸三明治的料都有了

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‎不，你晚餐會沒有胃口

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‎相信我，我會復原

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‎我的老天鵝，喬治一定就在這附近

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‎喔，索爾

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‎你幹嘛老是在房間裡晃來晃去？

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‎因為我能下床走動而且很好奇

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‎-妳在找什麼？
‎-孤獨

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‎法蘭琪，我可是盯上妳了

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‎什麼？你指的是哪方面？

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‎妳給我們一間兩張單人床的房間
‎而不是一張大床

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‎好讓我們不舒服，然後趕快離開

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‎好吧

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‎是的，我的比利時小朋友
‎你真是聰明絕頂

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‎但小姐，還不只如此

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‎我推論妳感到罪惡
‎所以妳把床拼回來

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‎不是我

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‎那我猜是勞勃做的

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‎我知道那個“索爾需要談談”的暗示

193
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,082
‎我隨時都在啊

194
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,668
‎但現在我真的時間不多了

195
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,504
‎-為什麼？
‎-因為我們都一樣，該死

196
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:15,132
‎說吧

197
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,968
‎好，打從我前列腺手術後

198
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:23,099
‎勞勃跟我就沒有…發生親密關係

199
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,768
‎現在我有興趣聽下去了

200
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,647
‎勞勃如何面對這問題？

201
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,368
‎不是勞勃的問題，是我

202
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:45,329
‎我感覺像是被自己身體背叛

203
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,541
‎我如何相信一切都還能一樣？

204
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,919
‎要是我不再是同一個我了呢？

205
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,256
‎我感覺像是個受損商品

206
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,676
‎不，你不是受損商品，索爾

207
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,469
‎你的商品只是受挫而已

208
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,390
‎讓些好能量進入那裡

209
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,475
‎我可以做靈氣療法

210
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,062
‎-那我脫褲子
‎-別把事情搞得太奇怪，索爾

211
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:14,734
‎-小心門
‎-我…

212
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,027
‎不行…你們在幹嘛？

213
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,696
‎這是爸

214
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,240
‎跟爸叫我們拿來的東西

215
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:24,201
‎搬家公司卡車上還有一堆
‎妳要我們放在哪裡？

216
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,245
‎搬回勞勃跟索爾的家去

217
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,039
‎閂住，我不在乎

218
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,376
‎是我的錯覺，還是她異常地友善？

219
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,504
‎我確實聽到了
‎“我忍受你們兩個”的氛圍

220
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,797
‎找到了

221
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:38,466
‎天啊

222
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:40,593
‎法蘭琪

223
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,138
‎當妳暗中找到非法現金時

224
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,265
‎妳不可以大叫“找到了”

225
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:50,060
‎-那是什麼？
‎-我探索的靈療墜子

226
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,063
‎-能用這個找到錢嗎？
‎-沒辦法，但妳找到約翰了

227
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,398
‎為什麼這是約翰？

228
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,316
‎別告訴我

229
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:58,903
‎“坐在玉米片上等車來”

230
00:12:58,986 --> 00:12:59,862
‎太好了

231
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,864
‎車會來帶我們去監獄

232
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,825
‎要是我們明天之前
‎還沒把現今弄出這裡

233
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,535
‎我絕對盡全力找

234
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,830
‎但首先，我要幫索爾的呼哈做靈療

235
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,332
‎什麼？

236
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,419
‎小弟弟，自手術後

237
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,756
‎他跟勞勃的樓下就一直有問題

238
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:19,882
‎妳懂我的意思？

239
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,177
‎妳連“呼哈”都說出口
‎我怎麼會不知道？

240
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:28,307
‎所以身為網路認證靈療師
‎我得義不容辭幫他

241
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,644
‎而且我們害他房子淹水

242
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,562
‎是，我知道，對於這點我也很歉疚

243
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,524
‎但我要他們離開這裡

244
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,193
‎我在找錢，卻老是找到他們

245
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,487
‎好

246
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,991
‎關於尼克的簡訊並不讓我驚訝

247
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,326
‎但這個讓我下巴掉

248
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:52,081
‎嘿，我老爸怎麼回事？
‎他不爽尼克的事嗎？

249
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,667
‎-他幹嘛不爽？
‎-尼克不是你來此的理由？

250
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,502
‎-水災是尼克引起的嗎？
‎-水災？

251
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,046
‎不然妳以為為何我們父母
‎全都住在同一個屋簷下？

252
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,340
‎我們父母全都住在同一個屋簷下？

253
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,761
‎難怪我老爸才這樣

254
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:15,855
‎該死

255
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,441
‎媽？妳要去哪裡？

256
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,699
‎我們知道妳看見我們了

257
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,753
‎女兒們，真是太驚喜了

258
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:40,671
‎妳們幹嘛過來？

259
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,674
‎妳為何把玉米穀片放進保險箱？

260
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,634
‎鎖住新鮮

261
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,681
‎媽，我們剛聽說整個尼克的突發事件

262
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,974
‎妳也許非常震驚

263
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,810
‎-當然是他被捕的事
‎-我現在無法談論這事

264
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,812
‎除了尼克之外，什麼都好

265
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,024
‎那老爸跟索爾，還有水災呢？

266
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,735
‎除了尼克，妳爸跟索爾還有水災之外

267
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,407
‎-好
‎-我昨晚做了個有趣的夢

268
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,035
‎謝謝造訪，再聯絡

269
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,413
‎-好
‎-妳要去哪裡？

270
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,708
‎-我們不能拋下我們的母親
‎-五年以後再說好嗎？

271
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,794
‎她把玉米穀片放進保險箱
‎妳哪兒都不能去

272
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:24,590
‎抱歉，我連“離開房間”
‎都歸妳管嗎？

273
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:28,886
‎就…

274
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,225
‎我知道

275
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,646
‎我們新的互動有點不順，但是

276
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,150
‎我今晚會帶布莉安娜出去
‎敞開心門好好談談

277
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,153
‎泰娜絲給我朱莉安娜餐廳的禮券

278
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,113
‎-餐廳很高檔…妳說什麼？
‎-給我

279
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,366
‎勞勃跟索爾更需要

280
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,201
‎而我比你們都還需要

281
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,578
‎也許是，但是不該是禮券主人

282
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,498
‎來決定給誰嗎？

283
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,125
‎媽，那是我處理布莉安娜的計畫

284
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,877
‎不算什麼好計畫

285
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,506
‎天啊，妳行的，瑪蘿莉

286
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,590
‎妳怎麼知道？

287
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,801
‎因為妳接下這份職位

288
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,887
‎妳也很清楚如果妳接下
‎妳得面對布莉安娜的爛戲

289
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,430
‎但妳還是接下了

290
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,059
‎因為妳天生就是老闆命

291
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,396
‎-妳真的這麼覺得？
‎-我很清楚

292
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,779
‎好，我需要妳跟布莉安娜
‎離開這裡，快點

293
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,747
‎所以我才會完全迷失

294
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,250
‎我真的需要對妳一吐瑪蘿莉這爛事

295
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,378
‎布莉安娜，這是私人靈氣療程

296
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,463
‎好，放輕鬆，索爾

297
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,631
‎我正在努力

298
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:52,011
‎如果妳想要解決問題
‎妳得像瑪蘿莉那樣思考

299
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,471
‎但現在，我需要妳像我一樣思考

300
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:58,308
‎我腦袋茫茫，聽著披頭四
‎我會把東西藏在哪裡？

301
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,187
‎藍儂壁櫥

302
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:03,897
‎太棒了

303
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,941
‎我得走了

304
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,986
‎-拿去，妳接手靈療
‎-才不要

305
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,237
‎饒了我

306
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,489
‎我來接手，要幹嘛呢？

307
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,616
‎療癒你父親的雄性魅力

308
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,784
‎太好了

309
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,494
‎不好

310
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,747
‎妳得卸下她的心房

311
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,914
‎像這樣

312
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,751
‎布莉安娜，瑪蘿莉不甩妳要離開了

313
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,335
‎她才不敢

314
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,009
‎該死

315
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,929
‎瑪蘿莉

316
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,308
‎前往藍儂壁櫥

317
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,602
‎-早就檢查過了，什麼都沒有
‎-那是什麼？

318
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:45,189
‎讓那兩個笨蛋外出吃晚餐
‎我們才能搜索房子的方法

319
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,357
‎那我們晚餐要吃什麼？

320
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,693
‎泰國菜還是可以考慮對吧？

321
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,364
‎把手舉起來，把槍放下

322
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,533
‎-你聽見他說的話了
‎-拿起來

323
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,870
‎三個人要被槍斃，我卻看不了電視

324
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,082
‎要開槍了

325
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,296
‎有幾件事我們很愧疚

326
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,299
‎首先最重要的是我們的馬桶炸了

327
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,634
‎這一定很糟糕

328
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:16,887
‎還有我們也沒有非常歡迎你們的態度

329
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,806
‎這點倒是稍微不太愧疚

330
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,767
‎但還是愧疚，稍微不太愧疚而已

331
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,646
‎為了彌補你們，我們要送你們

332
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,648
‎今晚去朱莉安娜餐廳的禮券

333
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,776
‎你們最愛的地方

334
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:31,985
‎沒聽過

335
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,779
‎你們“新”最愛的地方

336
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,864
‎我不餓，妳看見我吃東西了

337
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,241
‎你說你會復原

338
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,620
‎這非常貼心，我們改天再用

339
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,705
‎不行，今晚就得去

340
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,708
‎-我們已經訂位了
‎-那妳們倆去好了？

341
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,878
‎不，法蘭琪跟我
‎不需要浪漫之夜外出約會

342
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,046
‎你跟勞勃需要

343
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,593
‎我們為何需要浪漫之夜？

344
00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:01,306
‎為何？因為這是房子淹水的人
‎會做的事情

345
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:05,102
‎老天，勞勃
‎偶爾看看《紐約時報》吧

346
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,188
‎-你跟她們說了？
‎-沒有

347
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,985
‎-我只跟法蘭琪說過
‎-然後我跟葛蕾絲說

348
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,278
‎對，當然

349
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,239
‎我們才搬進來五分鐘
‎你就什麼都對法蘭琪說

350
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,533
‎-而不是對我說
‎-勞勃…

351
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,327
‎這跟我其他時候找法蘭琪不一樣

352
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,537
‎感覺就是

353
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,373
‎你們知道哪兒最適合把這話說清楚？

354
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,291
‎朱莉安娜餐廳

355
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,127
‎-妳何不帶索爾跟妳去？
‎-勞勃

356
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,465
‎我想我們把事情搞砸了

357
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,760
‎-別再跟著我
‎-別再動了

358
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,263
‎原來林哥在那裡

359
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,099
‎什麼，獨木舟？

360
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,269
‎就像《黃色潛水艇》

361
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,438
‎這樣想也很棒

362
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,982
‎喔，拜託

363
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:55,277
‎我知道就算在鈔票上撒尿

364
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,196
‎鈔票還是能用

365
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,824
‎別告訴我妳怎麼知道的

366
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,577
‎就我的辯詞，都是安德魯傑克森的錯

367
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,955
‎要怎麼趁他們沒看見之前
‎拿走那濕濕的一疊？

368
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,459
‎我不會用妳逼我退掉的高空滑索

369
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:15,047
‎這些年來你老是對我說
‎要多表達、要主動聆聽

370
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,798
‎我也一直很努力

371
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,676
‎但感覺好像你不相信
‎我都會在你身邊支持你

372
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,094
‎這跟信任無關

373
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,347
‎那為何你找法蘭琪談而不是找我談？

374
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:27,517
‎對法蘭琪說比較容易，因為跟她無關

375
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,936
‎哈囉

376
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,187
‎抱歉打攪了

377
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,523
‎與其抱歉，不如不要打擾如何？

378
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,609
‎法蘭琪，我們有事正要解決

379
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,904
‎是的，我要你們直接到事情的尾端

380
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,531
‎噠啦

381
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,992
‎衝突解決毛衣？

382
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,954
‎法蘭琪，我沒心情搞妳這
‎亂七八糟的神奇毛衣

383
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,665
‎這毛衣一點都不神奇

384
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,041
‎這是科學

385
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,044
‎手舉起來，各位

386
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,921
‎先生，你也要

387
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,384
‎進來，勞勃

388
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,553
‎-好的，就這樣
‎-手臂伸進來

389
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,848
‎-這裡，手伸進手臂
‎-那裡，在那裡

390
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,226
‎-哪個？這個？
‎-你的手，對

391
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,687
‎-老天爺
‎-來，我幫你

392
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,688
‎天啊…

393
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,482
‎你們早該遠離群體

394
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,567
‎好了，太棒了

395
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,319
‎我看不出來有什麼作用

396
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:23,365
‎作用就是你離不開，所以得面對彼此

397
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,283
‎好

398
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,577
‎索爾，你願意跟我一起離開
‎讓我們兩個有點隱私嗎？

399
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,954
‎當然

400
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,168
‎往上走

401
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,884
‎謝謝，我會盡快
‎把妳要的烤瑪芬蛋糕拿來

402
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,348
‎我的瑪芬蛋糕也要烤一下

403
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,143
‎要我能接受的溫度

404
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,232
‎不好意思

405
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:58,650
‎什麼事？

406
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,903
‎妳好像不知道妳的桌子在哪

407
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,531
‎這對上司來說好像不太好

408
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,410
‎這樣吧，布莉安娜
‎我們就直接開門見山吧

409
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,998
‎事實上，我不是妳的上司

410
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,833
‎沒錯，謝謝妳，瑪蘿莉

411
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,960
‎我其實是妳老闆

412
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,672
‎走開

413
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,758
‎我有工作要忙

414
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:32,768
‎沒錯

415
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,120
‎好的

416
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,707
‎妳以為這是我第一次玩
‎“大瑪芬，小瑪芬”的遊戲？

417
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,794
‎這遊戲是我發明的

418
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:07,552
‎只需要找到喬治
‎我們就不用忙著搜查房子了

419
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,222
‎寫《當我的吉他輕輕地哭泣》
‎不就是他嗎？

420
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:12,766
‎什麼在哭泣？
‎如果找不到錢，除了我還有誰會哭？

421
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:17,104
‎這首歌實際上叫做
‎《當我的吉他輕輕地睡著》

422
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,814
‎不，不是，吉他不會睡覺

423
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:23,110
‎當然會，所以才要放回他們的小床裡

424
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:26,863
‎所以我會放在臥室裡的大號雙人床上

425
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,073
‎因為他是英國人

426
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,826
‎我唯一聽懂的是“大號雙人床”

427
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,661
‎我去那裡找找

428
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:37,290
‎還是《當我的吉他輕輕地打掃》？

429
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,264
‎-別看
‎-天啊

430
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,015
‎太好了

431
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,517
‎不

432
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,227
‎走開

433
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,896
‎我以為你鎖門了

434
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:42,189
‎衝突解決毛衣奏效了

435
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,276
‎你們感受一定很好

436
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,782
‎你們會幫我們拿去乾洗吧？

437
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,202
‎-我們要拿去丟掉
‎-好

438
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,204
‎我到別的地方吃早餐

439
00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,206
‎我吃不下

440
00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:10,133
‎天啊，聯邦調查局的人來了

441
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,885
‎他們早到了

442
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:16,306
‎我以為羅許摩爾喜歡睡懶覺
‎錢還在保險箱裡勒

443
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:17,432
‎不在了

444
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,644
‎-我弄到房子外頭去了
‎-怎麼弄的？

445
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,646
‎妳都沒離開過

446
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:25,232
‎我沒問題，門沒關

447
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,275
‎-那就走過去
‎-我正在走過去

448
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:32,447
‎這些椅子大老遠搬去海濱別墅
‎就是為了再搬回來

449
00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,701
‎怎麼搬東西的都是都是我們？

450
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:40,121
‎-為什麼不是布莉安娜跟瑪蘿莉？
‎-她們有工作

451
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,248
‎我們也有

452
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,168
‎慘了

453
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:48,338
‎-快點，我要遲到了，快走
‎-好…

454
00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,225
‎真是天才

455
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:19,661
‎搞什…？葛蕾絲，法蘭琪！

456
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,585
‎搞什麼，法蘭琪？

457
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:30,547
‎-披頭四只有四個人勒
‎-天啊，我忘記彼得貝斯特

458
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:33,300
‎-聯邦調查局要來了
‎-慘了

459
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,635
‎妳在嚷嚷個什麼勁兒？
‎拿著贓款的人是我

460
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,846
‎-我們該怎麼解釋？
‎-不解釋

461
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,473
‎在你洩漏給聯邦調查局之前

462
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,517
‎你該知道剩下的都在你房子裡

463
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,185
‎-什麼？
‎-沒錯，索爾

464
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,563
‎這一切就在你面前發生

465
00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:49,899
‎你是這裡最高的，所以你好好斟酌

466
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,944
‎你該把錢塞進褲子裡

467
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,529
‎然後把嘴閉上

468
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,489
‎還有把褲子拉鍊拉好

469
00:26:56,573 --> 00:27:00,285
‎我懂妳為何生氣
‎但聽聽妳自己在說什麼

470
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:03,747
‎-妳知道妳在要求什麼？
‎-不是要求，是命令

471
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:08,460
‎我受夠了老是一直羞辱我的丈夫

472
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:09,836
‎只管做自己想做的

473
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:12,589
‎壓根都沒想過對我有什麼影響

474
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:16,009
‎-現在我做我該做的
‎-但妳什麼都沒做

475
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:18,970
‎-妳是逼他做
‎-不管對我會有什麼影響

476
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,305
‎管他的

477
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,806
‎我已經有一個入獄的丈夫

478
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,060
‎就算前任也進去
‎我也不會哭得死去活來

479
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:29,814
‎她們簡直是怪獸

480
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,246
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