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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪

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♪ Got the feeling
That something ain't right ♪

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♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪

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♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪

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♪ And there's clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am ♪

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♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪

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[mellow music playing]

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[man on TV] The seals alert
each other when...

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-[Robert] What's happening?
-[Sol] I don't know. Don't look.

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Just keep watching
the orcas eat the baby seal.

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I'm sorry I doubted you, Mrs. Skolka.

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Please. I'm sorry
you came out here for nothing.

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Nothing? What about all the stuff
they found for me?

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I'm going to pretend
we didn't find any of that.

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No one at headquarters will believe
that much marijuana

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is for one woman's personal use.

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-You're right. Best not to brag. [laughs]
-Thank you again for your cooperation.

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I hope we won't have to come by
and bother you again.

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Goodbye, Mr. Hanson. Mr. Bergstein.

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-Oh.
-Are you leaving? We hadn't noticed,

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as we'd been riveted
by these delightful sea creatures.

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All our coral reefs are dying.

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Alrighty.

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Thank God. I thought they'd never leave.

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I know. Take a hint, Rushmore.
Ask me out or get off the pot.

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Glad you find this all so amusing.

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Perhaps I would too
if I hadn't had your contraband

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down my pants
for the last two hours like Papillon.

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I can't believe you blackmailed us
into being co-conspirators.

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Don't be so dramatic. At most,
the two of you were duped accomplices.

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Well, now we're out of the gang.

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And we want the rest
of that money out of our house.

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We can't bring it here.
You heard Karin. They could come back.

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Find someplace else to put it.

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Our contractor is inspecting
the house today.

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I won't have another innocent bystander
get mixed up with your dirty money.

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Hey, we don't know that money's dirty.

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Could have been in the couch
when Nick bought it.

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Or maybe a gift
for a rainy day from his pappy.

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[Robert] Oh, sure.

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The money you found in the couch

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that I just hid in my pants
is definitely clean.

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Fine. I'll get the money.

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-What?
-You've decided not to go to that thing?

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We're not gonna talk about that thing.
Especially in front of these two things.

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What's the thing?

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It's a private thing that Grace has to do,
but she doesn't wanna talk about it.

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I don't know
that Grace has to do that thing.

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But isn't today's thing
a really big thing?

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Oh, for heaven's sakes,
will you just tell us already?

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You know in half a second this one
is gonna forget what all the things are.

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I still have my wits about me, Richard.

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Will you just tell us
what the damn thing is?

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[Mallory] No, I'm pumped.

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Okay, we're both pumped.

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Thanks, Taneth. Love you.

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Shit. Bye.

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That was Taneth.

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Really? And how's
the inside of her butt today?

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I'm going to ignore your negativity,
as I have for most of my life,

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because I have to--

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No, I get to plan her big visit
down here next week.

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Oh, no. She's already coming
to check up on you?

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Yikes.

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Not "yikes."

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She's just excited to see all
the great changes I'm making around here.

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What changes?

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For starters, I'm replacing all the junk
food in our kitchen with healthy snacks.

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Why would you do that?

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Junk food and my cleavage
are all these sad sacks have.

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You think I wanna flaunt this bod?
I do it for the people.

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The people will love this
once they see their lower cholesterol.

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Have you met Randy in marketing?
He isn't going to eat your kale chips.

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He has a small jar of mayonnaise
on his keychain.

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We're making fun changes too.

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There'll be a yoga retreat
and plant-based Taco Tuesdays,

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and I'm turning the supply closet
into a meditation room.

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No one wants to meditate
next to the men's bathroom,

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particularly on Tuesdays
after your bean tacos.

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I'm sorry
you hate everything I'm doing here.

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But there's a new sheriff in town.
You have to get used to being her deputy.

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Or I could tell Taneth her new sheriff

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-doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.
-I know what the fuck I'm doing,

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and right now
I'm kicking you out of my office.

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The thing you're not going to
is your husband's arraignment?

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That is cold.

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Ice-cold.

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Yeah, I'm sorry.
The man was living a double life.

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Sound familiar?

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But facing a hearing like that
without any emotional support?

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That's a heartbreaker.

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In fairness to Grace, she wanted
to break his heart before he got arrested.

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You were gonna break up with Nick?

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Have you seen the man's hair?

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While I don't share
Robert's obsession with Nick's hair--

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Does anybody care
about how I feel about all this?

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He also has a very sensuous mouth.

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It does look bad for a wife
to not show up at an arraignment.

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If the judge is teetering
on granting bail,

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that could push him or her over the edge.

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So when is she supposed
to break up with him?

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After he's released from prison?

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Grace is old. She can't wait that long.

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So Nick has to face hard time
with a broken heart and a beautiful face?

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Will you stop already?

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As mad as you are, do you want it
on your conscience if he doesn't get bail?

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No.

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But if I go, I'm gonna go off on him.
That's not gonna be good for him either.

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All you have to do is sit there
and not say anything.

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Like we just did for you with the FBI.

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You know, Grace, 90% of life is showing up
and keeping your mouth shut.

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-How have you lived this long?
-Hmm?

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Okay, you win.

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I will go and I will play
the supportive wife. I won't say anything.

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And if you're finished
butting into my life,

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I'm gonna go change for court.

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Oh, shit.
All the clothes I brought are dirty,

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and everything else is sealed off
in the penthouse.

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Another thing I have
to thank my jailbird husband for.

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Don't worry, I'll lend you some clothes.

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I just need to know how much
you wanna showcase that caboose.

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Hi. What's all this?

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I'm moving in until I figure out
how to bring Mallory down

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or that tyrant moves to San Francisco.

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[exclaims, then grunts]

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Okay, I hate to quibble when you're upset,

128
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but Chewbacca probably
shouldn't live next to Greedo,

129
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who tried to shoot Chewbacca's BFF,
Han Solo. Just...

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But you know what? Stranger peace accords
have happened in the Empire.

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If my fan fiction is to be believed.

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Jesus, Barry, it's freezing in here.

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Glad you noticed.

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Not to brag,
but because of a pipe situation,

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this is the coldest office
in the building.

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We hate the cold. That's why we set
the thermostat to "Saigon in July."

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Yeah. I love a swampy heat.

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Good, 'cause I'm texting Adam right now
to get some space heaters in here pronto.

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-You eating kale chips?
-Yeah. Found them in the kitchen. So good.

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Robert and Sol are such squares.

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One measly FBI search
and now we can't keep the money here.

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Well, you know, there is a way
to hide money without hiding it.

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You mean, "lose it"?

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I mean, lose it in a legitimate business.

145
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I do that all the time. The other day
I lost my purse at Whole Foods.

146
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I'm talking money laundering, dear.

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You get some cash
and you put it in a pizza parlor,

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or Joan-Margaret's Fluff and Fold,
where we neither fluffed nor folded.

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-And that works?
-Sure.

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But if it doesn't,
just start an electrical fire

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and the rest takes care of itself.

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If you're a cop,
you have to tell me you're a cop.

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Mrs. Bergstein?

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It's me, Joshie Steinmetz,
Coyote's old friend.

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Oh, Joshie!

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-Hey.
-Oh!

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-What are you doing here?
-I'm Robert and Sol's contractor.

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I thought I'd, you know, get here early,
take a look around. Ugh.

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What are you doing here?

160
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You know, what people do
in other people's houses.

161
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Oh, this is my friend Joan-Margaret.

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I've known Joshie
since he was in fourth grade.

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-Yeah. Frankie was the mom I wish I had.
-She's like a mother to me as well.

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-[Joshie] Hmm.
-Look at you. A bigtime contractor.

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I guess I'm doing a little better
than the last time you saw me, huh?

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I believe you were doing whippits
with Coyote in my kimono.

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-Yeah, thanks for being cool about that.
-[Frankie chuckles]

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And for letting me keep the kimono.

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It's the least I could do.
You're like family to us.

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That's why I'm giving Sol
the family discount.

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Well, thank Thanos!

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Robert told us the cheap bastards at their
insurance company refused to pay a dime.

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This is why you always go
with the electrical fire.

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Yeah, but, uh,
the insurance company did offer to pay.

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-What? They did?
-Mm-hm.

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Why didn't they take the money?

177
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Well, maybe they didn't want
their premium to go up?

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Hmm.

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I have been blaming
the wrong cheap bastards.

180
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Okay, so then you'll hear
the charges against you and--

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Think I should try her again?
Or maybe she'd pick up if you called.

182
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Do you want me to call your wife
or get you out on bail?

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The bail thing.

184
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Okay, great. So when the judge asks
for your plea, just say, "Not guilty."

185
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It sounds simple, but you'd be amazed
at how many people screw that part up.

186
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Got it. But I am gonna be
getting bail today, right?

187
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I think so.

188
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Though there is a bit of a backlash
against rich white guys these days.

189
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So unfair.

190
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Our justice system is a travesty,

191
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and I will work tirelessly
to make it equal for all.

192
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Oh, Grace.

193
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I'm here.

194
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I am so glad to see you.

195
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Hi, I'm Elena Seda.
It is so good you came.

196
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You look beautiful in--

197
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All my clothes are
in the penthouse-slash-crime scene,

198
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,081
and I can't get in.

199
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:08,959
It was either this or what
my friend calls, "Mardi Gras in a skirt."

200
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I can make some calls
to get you back in the penthouse.

201
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Anything I can do
for a member of Team Nick.

202
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-[door closes]
-You have every right to be mad.

203
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This is true.

204
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But you have to know how sorry I am.
I would never, ever willingly hurt you.

205
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And yet...

206
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,109
I'm sure you have a lot
you want to get off your chest.

207
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,071
-Nope, I'm good.
-Please say something. We need to talk.

208
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,949
I can't walk in there
not knowing where we stand.

209
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,868
This should probably be
a post-arraignment chat, Nick.

210
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I'm afraid if we wait till then, we'll be
talking through bulletproof glass.

211
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Please?

212
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Okay.

213
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Let's talk.

214
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You really think the boys would lie
just to save on their premium?

215
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I would but Robert and Sol?

216
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:09,061
Sure. This way they could guilt us
into free room and board for months.

217
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:13,065
Well, I'm gonna grift
those grifters out of my house.

218
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,985
You know I love a reverse-grift.

219
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,446
Well, what's the move here?

220
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Oh, man. This place is riddled with mold.

221
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[mischievous music playing]

222
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Joshie.

223
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I need you to do me a little favor.

224
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-You were gonna leave me?
-No. Well, I don't know.

225
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I wanted to leave the marriage
but not necessarily you.

226
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I was hoping we could find a way
to redefine our relationship.

227
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That sounds like another way
of saying you were leaving me.

228
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Isn't there a way that we could
be together without necessarily...

229
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being together in the same house?

230
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This is so you can live with Frankie.

231
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That's part of it.

232
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,658
So in this scenario, what?

233
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:06,911
We'd go back to dating?

234
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,914
Well, is that so terrible?
We were happier then.

235
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,041
You were happier then.
I like being married.

236
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,960
And strangely, the idea
of dating my wife doesn't work for me.

237
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,422
Yeah, well, I understand that,
but being a wife...

238
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,591
[sighs]

239
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,259
doesn't work for me.

240
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,513
The judge is ready.

241
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,847
It's showtime, folks.

242
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,520
The floors alone are gonna take--

243
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,396
What are you still doing here?

244
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:39,026
I ran into Joshie,
we got to gabbing, and guess what?

245
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,236
Great news.

246
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,989
Turns out the repairs are not
gonna take as long as he thought.

247
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,826
Isn't that great? Right, Joshie?

248
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,202
-Um, I--
-[knocking on door]

249
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:52,706
If that's the feds, I'm telling you
right now, I'm gonna sing like a canary.

250
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,835
Sorry. Why isn't it gonna take so long?

251
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,129
Go on, tell them, son.
Remember, I love you.

252
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,214
Uh, yeah.

253
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,633
Uh, I guess that the damage...

254
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:03,884
[clears throat]

255
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,971
The damage to the house isn't
as bad as it seems.

256
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,348
My God, what happened here?

257
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,767
We had a little flooding.

258
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,977
A little?

259
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,229
This is Pompeii after the volcano.

260
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,856
This is Dresden.

261
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,858
This is the 2011 Oscars.

262
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:22,778
Please tell us, in the shortest number
of words, what you want.

263
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,906
No need to get snippy
just because your house is awful.

264
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,660
You insisted,
as the theater's biggest benefactor,

265
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:32,538
you had to be involved
in all crucial decisions.

266
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,291
Today is Crucial Decision Day.

267
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,960
Peter, this isn't a good time.

268
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,128
I can come back.

269
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,504
No, you can't.

270
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,425
I'm more than happy
to pick the next musical out alone.

271
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,428
I'm leaning towards Xanadu.

272
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,221
Oh! Good Lord.

273
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:54,184
Sol, we paid $20,000
for the Rob Hanson Concession Stand.

274
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:59,648
The only way I can justify that is
if I get to play Sky Masterson.

275
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,026
Go. Take it outside.

276
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,905
I'm actually glad
you brought up the concession stand.

277
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,866
Turns out we need money
to buy the concessions

278
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,368
and money to pay someone
to sell the concessions.

279
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,121
Are you seriously asking
for another donation?

280
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,415
I don't know, Sky. Am I?

281
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,960
Why can't you be one of those skeezy
directors with a casting couch?

282
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,045
Oh, I am.

283
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,007
Now, this concession stand,

284
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,385
I'm assuming it's a cash-based business?

285
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,019
I see you got the space heaters.

286
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,938
It's cozy, right?

287
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:39,855
You bet.

288
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,317
This way I can crunch the numbers
with a nice sweaty back.

289
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,612
-What the fuck?
-What? What happened?

290
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,449
He's melted.

291
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,161
I was worried about Greedo.
I should've been worried about you.

292
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,039
I am so sorry.
I swear I will buy you another...

293
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,376
I wanna say space dog.

294
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,712
I've had Chewbacca
since I was a kid. He's irreplaceable.

295
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,382
-I know I hurt your toy--
-My toy?

296
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,467
It was an accident. Why are you so angry?

297
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,011
Because I like my cold office

298
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,139
and I like my weird, little things.

299
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,141
You can't just barge in here

300
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,228
because you're having some stupid
power struggle with your sister!

301
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,355
Okay, it's not stupid.

302
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,066
What kind of loser loses to Mallory?

303
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,902
Okay. You wanna know a little secret, hm?

304
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,822
Here we go. I'm a loser.

305
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,740
That's not a secret.

306
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,451
Sorry, low-hanging fruit.

307
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,663
The secret is I'm a loser
and I'm proud of it.

308
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,249
Yeah. You wanna know
why I let you win every argument,

309
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,917
even when you're verifiably wrong?

310
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,254
For instance, Bill Pullman was not
in Good Will Hunting.

311
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,089
-He should have been.
-Obviously.

312
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,299
-Thank you.
-See? I go along with you

313
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,885
because people are happy
when they're getting their way.

314
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,430
And when people are happy,
they're easier to be around.

315
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,057
-I do appreciate being pandered to.
-I know.

316
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,434
But I'm not like you.

317
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,938
-I'm a win-or-die bitch.
-I understand. You're probably right.

318
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,359
-You're doing it again, aren't you?
-I am if you think I am.

319
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:13,615
Okay, I can't be someone who doesn't win.

320
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,117
But you do win.

321
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,036
By losing.

322
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,497
And what has this winning
by losing gotten you?

323
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,709
I mean, you work for Mallory,
for chrissake.

324
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,171
It got me you.

325
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,132
[tender music playing]

326
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,637
Wow, your lips are so sweaty.

327
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,098
They're the least sweaty thing on my body.

328
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,060
Now that you've heard
the charges against you, Mr. Skolka,

329
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,062
it's time for your plea. How do you plead?

330
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,688
My plea is...

331
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,859
We went over this.

332
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,069
It's just two words.

333
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,821
"Not guilty." It's not hard.

334
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,782
My plea. Is that what you want? My plea?

335
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,992
[judge] I believe that's why I asked.

336
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:57,993
Uh...

337
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,120
Your Honor...

338
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,790
I am pleading...

339
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,543
for my wife to give me another chance.

340
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,753
Oh, my God.

341
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,213
Two damn words.

342
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,548
I was looking more for a plea

343
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,260
regarding the charges
of securities fraud and tax evasion.

344
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,013
Your Honor, this is more important.

345
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:22,392
Grace, I know I haven't always been
the best husband,

346
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:26,522
but I'm standing here, facing
the possibility of years in prison...

347
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,692
and all I can think about is losing you.

348
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:35,405
Mr. Skolka, I do appreciate
your commitment to your marriage, but--

349
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,323
She doesn't.

350
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,492
That's not true.

351
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,247
Then why did you break up with me
right before we came in here?

352
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,166
You broke up with him
before an arraignment?

353
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,709
I didn't break up with him.

354
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,839
I told him
I wanted to redefine our relationship.

355
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,091
-Does anyone here know what that means?
-I do.

356
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,759
-I don't.
-I'm asexual.

357
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,138
-I do have one question.
-Yes, Your Honor.

358
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,305
No, not for you.

359
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:05,310
Is there anything
Mr. Skolka can do to win you back?

360
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,106
[courtroom murmuring]

361
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:13,026
I'm confused. You said
it would take months to fix the house.

362
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,528
What about all the mold?

363
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:18,198
A little mold can be good.
That's how that guy discovered penicillin.

364
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,910
Exactly. Seriously, Sol,
we're trying to save lives here.

365
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,328
What's going on?

366
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,914
Oh, man, I could really go
for a whippit right now.

367
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,379
Tell me the truth, son.
Did Frankie put you up to this?

368
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:35,841
Remember, I have always
been there for you.

369
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,552
Even when you locked yourself
in the bathroom

370
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,429
because your acne cream backfired.

371
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:45,225
But who took you to see
all those scary R-rated movies?

372
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,896
And who stayed up with you all night
after you watched those scary movies?

373
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,898
-And who is--?
-Stop! Stop!

374
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,360
This is like when the social worker
asked me who I wanted to live with.

375
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,361
It's neither of you.

376
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,656
I wanna live with Aunt Carol.

377
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,203
I really don't see the relevance of that.

378
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,747
Once you've been married,
how can you go back to dating?

379
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,875
Mrs. Skolka, it doesn't make sense.

380
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,212
Can we please go back
to the whole tax-evasion thing?

381
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,422
Your Honor, relationships are fluid.

382
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,799
When you're in the orgy tent
at Burning Man,

383
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,385
you see there are
many different ways to love someone.

384
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,720
Whose lawyer are you?

385
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,641
And all I'm saying is,
a marriage is worth fighting for.

386
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,853
Well, just because I'm not fighting
for our marriage doesn't mean

387
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,189
that I'm not fighting
for our relationship.

388
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,362
Why am I suddenly on trial?

389
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:42,074
Why aren't you asking him
why he isn't willing to change?

390
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,284
Mr. Skolka,
why aren't you willing to change?

391
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,203
I don't know.

392
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,373
But I do know I don't wanna lose you.

393
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,707
Well, then don't.

394
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,128
I just wanna try another way
for us to be together.

395
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,423
Grace...

396
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,678
I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.

397
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,180
However you need our life to be.

398
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,683
We can do anything we want.

399
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,018
Neither of us has kids.

400
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:11,895
I've got a jet.

401
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:13,855
So okay.

402
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,317
I'm willing to try.

403
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,777
Do you mean that?

404
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,071
I am under oath.

405
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,159
Excuse me, Mr. Skolka. You have a jet?

406
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,495
-Oh, shit.
-Not guilty, Your Honor.

407
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,247
Ah. Now I get a plea.

408
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:34,960
Unfortunately, because of the jet,
you are a flight risk. Bail is denied.

409
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,046
How could you do that to Joshie?

410
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,216
Me? You were putting
the squeeze on him too.

411
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,469
You really want us
out of the beach house that badly?

412
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,597
This morning Robert had
your money in his pants.

413
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,349
You lied to us.

414
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,519
No, we lied to the FBI. For you.

415
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,896
On the dune when you two first showed up,

416
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:59,484
Robert said that your insurance company
wouldn't pay. That was bullshit.

417
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,029
What Robert said was true,

418
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,573
but he only told you half the truth.

419
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,491
They wouldn't pay us

420
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:10,537
unless we let them go after you and Grace.

421
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,875
We're not taking advantage of you.
We were trying to protect you.

422
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:18,420
Why didn't you just tell us that
from the beginning?

423
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,715
We didn't want you to feel worse
about the house getting ruined.

424
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,925
And, to be honest,

425
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,762
we thought
that the four of us were at a point

426
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,805
where we have each other's backs.

427
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:33,268
Well, okay, now I feel like absolute shit.

428
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,269
Good.

429
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,689
I'm sorry I doubted you like that.

430
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,192
I'm sorry if we overstayed our welcome...

431
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,527
by staying that one night.

432
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:46,073
You're forgiven.
You can stay as long as you need.

433
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,449
Friends?

434
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,950
Family.

435
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:49,993
For life.

436
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,079
[tender music playing]

437
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:58,001
We should call Joshie to apologize,
make sure he's okay.

438
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:01,797
Sweet kid, but, boy,
he really cracks like a nut.

439
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,842
Good news, theater lovers.
We are doing Guys and Dolls.

440
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,219
Congratulations.

441
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:12,891
And Joan-Margaret has graciously agreed
to take care of the concession stand.

442
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,435
I love it when a plan comes together

443
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,271
and you don't have
to burn everything to the ground.

444
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:28,448
-Did you come to yell at me?
-I wasn't planning on it.

445
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,451
You're the only one.

446
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,413
Turns out everyone hates my ideas.

447
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:37,249
Randy has barricaded himself in his office

448
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,709
and his list of demands includes
a bucket of jerky.

449
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,129
I think I know how to fix this.

450
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:43,463
Why would you fix it?

451
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,675
Because I want you to win.

452
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,637
No, you don't.

453
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,598
Admit it, you're enjoying seeing me fail.

454
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,517
Normally, I would...

455
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,603
Okay, I super am.

456
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,356
But I'm trying this Barry thing.

457
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:06,027
Look, you need to blame this all on me
in front of everyone.

458
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:10,157
No. No. I should take the blame.

459
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,452
You really don't know anything
about being a boss.

460
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,538
Here, this is what you need to say.

461
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,086
[Mallory] Mm-hm.

462
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:28,091
I don't think women should call
other women that word.

463
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,926
Don't be a dumb bitch.

464
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,929
You have to show them who's in charge.

465
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,391
And... that's you.

466
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,107
I'm gonna go internalize this.

467
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,402
[whimsical music playing]

468
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,534
Don't worry,
I can supervise things from here.

469
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,517
I can't believe they're locking me up
over one little jet.

470
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,686
Maybe it won't be so bad.
Martha Stewart made a lot of friends.

471
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,816
Maybe jail can be the start of us
redefining our relationship.

472
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,152
Certainly my relationship with freedom.

473
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,739
[tender music playing]

474
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,118
I knew I was gonna win today.

475
00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:38,578
This way, sir.

476
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,044
[Frankie] Let me get this straight:

477
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:49,714
You broke up, he's back in jail,
and you two are all good.

478
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:55,804
I don't know if I'd say "all good,"
but it was a pretty romantic arraignment.

479
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,973
This is really what you want?

480
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:02,727
You know, I have never seen Nick
the way he was today.

481
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:07,482
He risked everything
so I'd give him another chance.

482
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,359
I think I owe him that chance.

483
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:13,822
-I don't think you owe him anything.
-Well, maybe I owe it to myself, then.

484
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:17,742
I have to admit, even though I don't wanna
be married to him, I still love the crook.

485
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,660
I get it.

486
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:22,247
There are a lot of guys I'm attracted to
that I don't want to be married to.

487
00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:26,626
Mick Jagger, Bill Nye, Deadpool.

488
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:36,428
Frankie, what is this?

489
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:40,140
Joan-Margaret found a brilliant way
to launder our money.

490
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,517
Please tell me
it has nothing to do with candy.

491
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,644
I cannot tell you that.

492
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:46,730
["I Want Candy" playing]

493
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,609
[Grace groans]

494
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,777
I can't tell you about that either.

495
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:55,113
[sighs]

496
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,450
♪ I want candy ♪

497
00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:02,912
♪ I want candy ♪

498
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,334
♪ I want candy ♪

499
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,546
♪ I want candy ♪

500
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,851
♪ Go to see him when the sun goes down ♪

501
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:29,397
♪ Ain't no finer boy in town ♪

502
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:34,027
♪ You're my guy
You're what the doctor ordered ♪

503
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:38,239
♪ So sweet, you make my mouth water ♪

504
00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:40,909
♪ Hey ♪