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[Grace Potter's
"Stuck In The Middle" playing]
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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪
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♪ Got the feelin'
That somethin' ain't right ♪
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♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
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♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
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♪ And there's clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right ♪
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♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Frankie, what are we doing here?
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What's it look like? We're taking
fat rips off my new toilet bong.
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Yes, but what are we really doing?
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JM, this is a classic invention pivot.
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Did you know that Tesla started
as a robot girlfriend for Elon Musk?
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And this has nothing to do
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with what happened with Grace
on Shark Tank?
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I've already forgotten
about Grace's unforgivable betrayal.
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I'm a toilet disruptor now.
Get the lighter.
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Frankie, you are literally setting fire
to the thing that you and Grace made.
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Do you want to get fucked up or not?
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Let's fire this baby up.
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[water bubbling]
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[exhales]
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Well, old friend, this is why
you're my new best friend.
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Hey, don't bogart that toilet. Let me...
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[water bubbling]
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[Frankie coughs slightly]
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[chuckles]
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I've got the munchies.
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Oh, it's a little quick
to get the munchies.
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Well, I was starving before I got here.
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I could eat.
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[both chuckle]
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Oh, my God. We could go anywhere we want.
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Grace would never go out with me
after I smoked.
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She always got real paranoid
when I was high.
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[gasps] What about that place
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where they dump the seafood
right on the tables?
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Oh, perfect.
It'll make up for all the times
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Grace wouldn't let me eat chili
off the counter.
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- [chuckles]
- But I'm too wasted to drive.
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Also, I don't drive.
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[chuckles]
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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So, how'd it go on Shark Tank?
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Not well.
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The only offer we got was from Mark Cuban.
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You're kidding me.
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[scoffs]
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And?
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Well, I... I didn't make the deal.
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And Frankie may never speak to me again.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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[exhales] I need more than that.
I-I-I need to know this was worth it.
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What on Earth did Cuban do to you?
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Oh. [exhales]
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- It's complicated.
- Simplify it.
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He bought a basketball team.
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- Complicate it.
- It was the Mavericks.
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And what terrible thing
did he do to you to get them?
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He outbid me! Publicly!
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- What?
- Yeah.
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[grunts loudly]
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I can do it myself!
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Don't tell me I sold out my best friend
for a basketball team!
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No, it's not just that!
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He's got more money than me!
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[whimpers] Oh, God!
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[screeches]
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[motorcycle revs]
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[motorcycle revs]
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Guess what just got delivered.
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Your midlife crisis, 30 years late?
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Hey, man, this is what you wanted!
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I do my thing, you do your thing.
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You buy a theater, I buy a new ride.
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[engine revs]
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Is this what we're doing now?
Revenge purchases?
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Yep. I did have to sacrifice
our honeymoon money.
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But that's the kind of guy I am now,
bad to the bone!
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- [engine revs]
- Okay, but don't be surprised
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if you see an ice cream machine
in the cupboard tomorrow!
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Yeah, load up!
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Put yourself in an early grave!
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Oh, wait. You don't have one.
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- Nailed him.
- [engine revs]
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What's a name that makes you think "sexy"
but also "non-toxic"?
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[Brianna] Hmm.
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Cherry blossom?
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- Peony?
- [Brianna] Mm-mm.
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Armie Hammer?
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Uh, Barry is back
from his backwoods emotional journey,
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and he is ready to punish you
with his feelings.
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Okay, that's my cue. Good luck.
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Why? There's not gonna be a fight.
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As soon as I tell him
I turned down the job,
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he'll be back to being
my beautiful beta Barry.
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[Brianna gasps]
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There's my little Eat Pray Lover.
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How was Temecula?
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Can we have the room, please?
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- [Adam clears throat]
- Yeah.
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Okay. Before you say anything,
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you should know that I turned down
the San Francisco job
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because I consider you...
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above all things.
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I think you should take the job.
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I mean, you'd be...
you'd be great at it. [chuckles]
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This feels like a trap.
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No, no, no. It's-It's not.
It's not a trap.
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I... [inhales]
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[exhales] Look, I realized something
from my journaling.
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[exhales]
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This is all my fault.
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Oh, thank God.
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Wait. Was that a decoy trap,
and this is the real trap?
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You've always been
completely clear with me.
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You don't want any kind
of commitment.
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I never said "any."
We bought a mattress together.
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That has a seven-year guarantee.
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I think I need more than a mattress.
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Fine.
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We can get a memory foam topper.
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I don't think we...
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can be "we" anymore.
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You're breaking up with me?
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I think it's best for both of us
in the long run.
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Well, I disagree.
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And don't I have a say in this?
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You've had your say.
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I just haven't been listening.
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[Barry exhales]
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I better go before one of us cries.
[chuckles]
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[Barry exhales]
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[sighs]
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Who am I kidding? It's gonna be me.
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I'm sorry.
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[indistinct restaurant chatter]
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You know, people have shells, too.
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Only ours are on the inside.
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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I mean, it would be nice to have
an outer shell sometimes.
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But I guess that's what raincoats are for.
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This is unbelievable!
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It's like we have one mind,
but two accents.
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[laughs]
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I'm paying for dinner, JM.
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No, no, no, you pay. I insist.
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[both laughing]
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Oh, no. I forgot my purse.
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Oh, dear.
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You forgot mine, too.
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Uh-oh.
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Frankie, I think we're at that point
in our misadventures
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where we usually call Grace to save us.
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Well, that's not happening,
because I'm not speaking to her.
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Oh.
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And I left my phone at home.
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[scoffs] Great.
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And you left mine, too.
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[both laughing]
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Well, no worries. We'll just borrow one
and call somebody else.
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Oh, I-I can't remember
anyone's number anymore.
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Except my lawyer's.
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Uh, 1-800-ACCIDENTES.
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It's okay, I just need to flip
through my mental Rolodex.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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911, she moved...
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[exhales]
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Damn it. I got nothing.
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Not a single number you can recall?
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[exhales]
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Only one.
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God, I can't believe I betrayed
my best friend for nothing.
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Well, it wasn't for nothing.
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I asked you to do something as my wife,
and you did it,
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which I appreciate.
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- That's not the point!
- Well, it is to me.
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It was all because of a pissing contest.
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I get it. You're not happy.
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But you're also a businesswoman.
Deals come and go.
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You don't get emotionally involved.
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Oh, like you didn't
with that stupid basketball team?
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What are you getting so upset for?
This is just a crazy Frankie invention
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so she could reach her Fig Newtons
in the bathroom.
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It was for me.
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You wanted Fig Newtons in the bathroom?
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No!
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Frankie invented the Rise Up
because I got...
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stuck on our toilet.
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- What? When did this happen?
- When I first moved in.
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And I'm just hearing about this now?
Why didn't you tell me?
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Because it was humiliating.
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Oh, so what? I'm your husband.
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If you'd told me,
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- I would've gotten rid of it immediately.
- [scoffs]
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Like you got rid of that couch
you know I can barely get off of?
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[cell phone rings]
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Let me guess. Frankie?
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I wish. It's a number I don't recognize.
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Hello? Yeah... Oh.
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Joan-Margaret. Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Is Frankie with you?
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Oh, I'll be right there.
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So you're just gonna go to her?
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In case you hadn't noticed,
we're in the middle of a conversation.
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I'd call it a fight.
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That's why I'm slamming the door.
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[door slams]
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What's this about?
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The board thought you deserved
to be honored...
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[rumbling and clattering]
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What the hell is that?
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The toilet Grace and Frankie gave us.
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It doesn't even rise up anymore.
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I had to get off the toilet all by myself.
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You were saying?
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Right.
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The board thought
you deserved to be honored
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for your incredible contribution
to the New Lear Theater. [gasps]
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"The Rob Hanson Concession Stand"?
Is that supposed to be me?
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My name is Robert.
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You pay by the letter, Rob.
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So 20 grand got me a concession stand
where we only sell coffee and water?
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Oh, we're not selling coffee this season.
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Great. I ruined my marriage,
and I can't even get three extra letters?
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[door opens]
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[whispers] Get that thing
out of here, now.
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- What's that?
- What's what?
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The thing you just flipped around
when I walked in here.
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It's a plaque that we're putting up
at the theater to honor...
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Us.
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For giving scholarships
to theater-deprived youth. [chuckles]
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Oh, well...
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if we're being honored,
I'd like to see it then.
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[scoffs] Show some humility, man!
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Is this what we got for our money?
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You know what?
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- Ooh.
- I'm hopping on my hog,
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and I'm just gonna go, man.
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Just me, the lonely highway,
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and Miss Janis Ian,
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who I can hear
with my wildly expensive Bluetooth helmet!
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Good to see you boys are back to normal.
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- [motorcycle engine turns over]
- Give me my damn plaque.
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You could be a little more grateful.
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It could have just said "Consesh Stand."
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- [crash]
- [Sol cries out]
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Sol?
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Sol!
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Sol.
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She's got some giddyup.
256
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,689
Oh, I'm not talking to you.
257
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,233
Frankie, I'm here to pay your check
and get you out of here.
258
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,693
I'd rather wash dishes.
259
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,654
It turns out they don't pay
their dishwashers enough to eat here.
260
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,365
There goes the middle class.
261
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,993
- Can I please get a credit card?
- Absolutely.
262
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,245
- Thank you.
- But only after she listens to me.
263
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,664
God, have any of you
ever dined out before?
264
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,750
It's really simple. You eat, you pay.
265
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,960
Oh, bloody hell,
I'm not going down for this.
266
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,046
You two work it out.
267
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,129
[scoffs]
268
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,759
I'd like a vodka martini,
very dry, extra olives.
269
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,302
We only serve wine and beer.
270
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:26,555
Then bring me a glass
and a shrimp cocktail, hold the shrimp.
271
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,809
I will DIY a Bloody Mary.
272
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,355
Can you just pay so I can get out of here?
273
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:35,898
Frankie...
274
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,654
I am truly sorry
for what happened on Shark Tank.
275
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:44,740
So tell me why you couldn't be straight
with me about the Cuban thing.
276
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,158
Have you met me?
277
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,662
I avoid all hard conversations.
278
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,164
It's... It's why I carry hard liquor.
279
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,457
It's bad enough you did it,
280
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,460
but then you made it worse
by not having the guts to tell me.
281
00:13:56,544 --> 00:14:00,130
Well, what do you want me to say?
[stutters] That I regret it? Because I do.
282
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,007
That it was stupid? It was.
283
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,928
That even when I was doing it,
it didn't feel like me? It didn't.
284
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,013
Then why in the hell did you do it?
285
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,890
Because it's what a good wife does!
286
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:12,977
Oh, God.
287
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,229
[exhales] What did I just say?
288
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,689
"That's what a good wife does."
289
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:21,151
Yeah, I know what I said.
I'm just horrified that I said it.
290
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:28,409
I couldn't find the breakup kit,
so I brought the PMS kit instead. Okay?
291
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,870
Yeah. [clears throat]
292
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,623
Why doesn't Barry understand
what I gave up for him?
293
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,126
I mean, Taneth offered me a dream job.
294
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:41,380
Now I'm gonna have to report to some
stupid supervisor in San Francisco.
295
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,009
Doesn't he understand
how I feel about supervisors?
296
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:48,262
And what did he really give up
for me, anyway?
297
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,432
Marriage and kids.
298
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,601
- Cuddling and foreplay.
- Yeah.
299
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,644
Right.
300
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,898
I just thought we'd both made peace
with his compromises.
301
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,612
What's taking so long
with that fucking Toblerone?
302
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,452
I know this is awful. Okay?
303
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:15,122
But does any part of you
think that maybe Barry is right?
304
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,081
[Brianna exhales]
305
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,126
I mean, you two
really do want different things.
306
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,209
[exhales]
307
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,588
Oh, my gosh, this is really happening.
308
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,799
Okay. I need a Toblerone.
309
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,969
No. You don't get PMS chocolate
for letting this happen.
310
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,805
- Why not?
- Okay.
311
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:32,932
[clears throat]
312
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,727
I'm your real sister here, okay?
In feelings.
313
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,897
And we don't show them to people,
314
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,858
because then they'd know
you're really a softy.
315
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,526
And so am I.
316
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,696
Yeah. Being a heartless slut
is just a role I play.
317
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,449
I have to say, you play it really well.
318
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:51,532
Thank you.
319
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,995
But the truth is I'd rather be
snuggling up with my boyfriend,
320
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,456
watching Hallmark movies
about ladies who marry Santa.
321
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,917
Have you ever seen Loving Mrs. Kringle?
322
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,586
- Own it. With extras.
- [gasps]
323
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,671
It has extras?
324
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,340
Hi. How does Santa help me?
325
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:10,427
Is he gonna bring me a Barry who doesn't
want to get married or a Brianna who does?
326
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,138
[Brianna exhales]
327
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,640
What do I do?
328
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,642
You find a third option.
329
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,937
[gasps]
Like Santa did in Ho Ho Holy Matrimony.
330
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,021
Exactly.
331
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,107
That reference means nothing to me.
332
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,441
Oh.
333
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,861
It's okay. You would need
a magical cookie oven anyway.
334
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,948
- Yeah.
- So...
335
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:35,077
When you married Nick, I knew things
were gonna change between us,
336
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,454
but I never thought you were gonna change.
337
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,498
Just like I did
when I was married to Robert.
338
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,582
Hmm.
339
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,587
I really thought
it would be different with Nick,
340
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,424
but I lost me again.
341
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,094
You know, the real me,
the me I am with you.
342
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,347
- I like that you.
- Yeah, me too.
343
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,431
[exhales]
344
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,643
And no matter how sweet Nick is,
345
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,688
you're always gonna be
the first person I want to call.
346
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,024
You're my first person, too.
347
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,987
In fact, the only number
I know by heart is yours.
348
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,071
[exhales]
349
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,031
What?
350
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,118
- [Grace] Oh, God.
- What?
351
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,000
I'm starting to wonder
if I ever should have married Nick.
352
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,337
What kind of scam are you ladies running?
Your card was declined.
353
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,423
What? It can't be.
354
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,885
Well, here, try this.
355
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,138
Thank you.
356
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,684
I don't know what kind of scam
you're running either,
357
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,313
but if you need it,
I've got access to a "wet floor" sign.
358
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,065
[both laugh]
359
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,737
So, it turns out I'm not a Son of Anarchy.
360
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,324
[chuckles] Yes, but the good news is
someone named Rob Hanson
361
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,785
has a concession stand named after him.
362
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,829
I can't believe
I bought that stupid thing.
363
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:06,627
I thought surviving cancer was supposed
to make you savor every moment
364
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:10,172
and be less petty and wiser.
365
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:15,302
[exhales] And somehow, your cancer
even managed to make me stupider.
366
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,929
What's wrong with us, Rob?
367
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,012
[chuckles]
368
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,850
We forgot to savor every moment
with each other.
369
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:28,732
I can't believe I blew
all of our honeymoon money.
370
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,319
I really wanted
to go on that cruise with you.
371
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:35,531
Ah, we don't need that boat.
We can still have a honeymoon.
372
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,283
- How?
- Right here. In our beautiful home.
373
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,453
We'll shut everything off.
We'll tell everyone we've left town.
374
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,497
We'll order every meal in.
375
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,416
[rumbling and clattering]
376
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,168
Go on.
377
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,255
[exhales] I lost it.
378
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,258
Anyway, let's stay home.
379
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,968
I love that idea.
380
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,344
[Robert chuckles]
381
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,642
Oh, shit!
382
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,395
I knew they should have stuck
to vibrators.
383
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,688
Oh, jeez!
384
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:12,234
["You'll Lose A Good Thing"
by Barbara Lynn plays]
385
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,290
What's going on? Adam said
you got attacked by a squirrel?
386
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,376
Yeah, a squirrel named "I Want You Back."
387
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,962
[exhales] Look, I really don't...
388
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,131
Please just let me say what I need to say.
389
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:38,427
I don't want to lose you,
so here's what I'm willing to do:
390
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,512
We combine finances
like you always wanted.
391
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,599
I give you another shelf in the closet,
and you can eat my leftovers
392
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,351
when we order Ethiopian, ramen,
and Mexican.
393
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,778
Look, you know
I hate thinking about the future.
394
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:56,028
But the only thing I hate more is thinking
about a future without you in it.
395
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,698
[inhales]
396
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,242
So... [exhales]
397
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,412
[sighs]
398
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,668
[gasps]
399
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,378
Oh, my God.
400
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,965
I don't understand.
Are you... Are you proposing to me?
401
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,675
Yes.
402
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,759
And no.
403
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:20,968
Uh...
404
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,974
So I'm proposing that we get engaged
and stay that way.
405
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,226
Forever.
406
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,232
I love you.
I know this is less than you want,
407
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:37,027
but it's so much more than I thought
I could ever give anyone.
408
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,322
[exhales]
409
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,658
Is it enough for you?
410
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,544
Yes.
411
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,422
I would love to spend
the rest of my life...
412
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,050
engaged to you.
413
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,640
[chuckles]
414
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:09,476
[soft sob]
I knew I was gonna cry today. [chuckles]
415
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,149
What am I gonna tell Nick?
416
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,735
You know, I don't want to lose him.
417
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:22,572
I just want things to go back
to the way they were with us.
418
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,157
I'm gonna be honest.
419
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,119
It's going to be a very hard conversation.
420
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,078
Yeah.
421
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:30,205
So I think you should fake your own death.
422
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,790
Oh, Frankie.
423
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,835
You're right. Fake his death.
424
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,378
That's never been done.
425
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,673
Oh, there's definitely shrimp in this.
426
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,385
I got your text
about not being able to pay.
427
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,054
I understand the crab is market price,
428
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,890
but you are married to a billionaire.
429
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,143
For some reason,
none of my cards are working.
430
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:52,894
Thanks for coming.
431
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,354
No problem.
432
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,274
It's not like anything important
was going on in my life,
433
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,901
except I was proposing to Barry.
434
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:01,778
You what?
435
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,071
You're getting married?
436
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,615
Even better. We're never getting married.
437
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,368
- What?
- I know.
438
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,786
Isn't it wonderful?
439
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,248
We're just gonna be engaged forever.
440
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,374
Genius.
441
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,585
And Barry's okay with this?
442
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,338
Please. He's already
on the phone with his mom.
443
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,758
Oh, she must be so confused for you both.
444
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,468
I had to come up with something.
445
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,928
I know it's unconventional,
but it works for us.
446
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,638
That's what you need to do.
447
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:30,307
Get engaged to Barry?
448
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,602
No, come up with something unconventional
for you and Nick.
449
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,023
Please tell me you've either
come to pay the check or kill me.
450
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,191
I don't care anymore.
451
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:42,194
- So I just got engaged today.
- Okay.
452
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,279
Thank you.
453
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:48,408
Um, so I don't know if that entitles me
to a special discount or anything.
454
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,827
I know some places do stuff like that.
455
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,496
It's classy.
456
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:56,124
Yeah, because that's what we're
known for here at The Crab Barrel.
457
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,047
Yeah, I understand.
458
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:03,507
Oh, she's home.
459
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,467
- Hey.
- Hey.
460
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:06,676
Thank God you're back.
461
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,804
Yeah, I'm sorry I left like that.
462
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,472
I was being stupid.
463
00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:15,102
I'm sorry I keep making Frankie an issue.
I... I know you love me.
464
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,021
And I have absolutely no reason
to be insecure.
465
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,147
Oh, boy.
466
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,649
Um...
467
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:22,651
Nick, it's-it's not all on you.
468
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,404
I should have told you
about that day in the bathroom.
469
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,322
Look, I get it.
470
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,324
The longer you don't
tell someone something,
471
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,368
the harder it is to ever say.
472
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,120
And then when you tell them,
473
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,664
it may not be exactly
what they want to hear.
474
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,166
But if-if they can deal with it,
475
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:43,922
then the relationship can maybe turn
into a different kind of relationship.
476
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,008
- Right. You can't fear change.
- Yeah.
477
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:50,637
The important thing is,
no matter how crazy things get,
478
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,598
- you get through them together.
- [knocking on door]
479
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,017
- Who's that?
- It's change.
480
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,525
- Oh, my God!
- Mrs. Skolka,
481
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:06,194
- I'm Agent Fenmore with the FBI.
- What the hell?
482
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,905
Nick Skolka, you're under arrest.
483
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,031
Hi, Karin.
484
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,701
What...? What's happening?
485
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,494
Remember how we were just talking about
486
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,830
the longer you don't
say something to someone,
487
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,540
the harder it is to say?
488
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,875
[whispers] Say what?
489
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,377
Things like securities fraud
and tax evasion.
490
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,505
Allegedly. Really, Karin? Handcuffs?
491
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,800
- Nick?
- Call Miriam. She knows what to do.
492
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,970
Could I have a second
with my wife, please?
493
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,391
I'm really sorry about this.
494
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,729
I swear, it's all a misunderstanding,
and it's all gonna work out.
495
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:41,980
Is it?
496
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,731
Let's go.
497
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,485
And Grace...
498
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,113
sit on that couch you hate,
499
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,782
and you might just figure out
how to rise up.
500
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,202
Well, what does that mean?
501
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,078
Don't give up on me.
502
00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,456
I love you.
503
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:14,429
[Grace] I can't believe
I didn't see this coming.
504
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,056
The trip to the Caymans,
505
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,559
selling off his art,
the credit cards being declined.
506
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,562
And he did brag a lot about evading taxes.
507
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,272
- Yeah, he really did, didn't he?
- Hmm.
508
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,776
What am I gonna do now, Frankie?
509
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,986
Oh, that's the easy part.
510
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,488
- I'm taking you home.
- Oh.
511
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,406
[scoffs]
512
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,951
[grunts] What is it with this couch?
513
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:39,579
Nick said something really weird
before they took him away.
514
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,874
Yeah. Was it, "You'll never take me alive,
you dirty copper"?
515
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,126
No, because he isn't Jimmy Cagney.
516
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,296
He said, if I sat
on this stupid couch long enough,
517
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,633
I'd figure out how to solve
our... our Rise Up problem.
518
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,427
Wait a minute.
519
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,888
He said this couch?
520
00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:59,224
Well, it's the only one here.
521
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:05,021
This very couch that you've hated
since the day you moved in?
522
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,566
Well, actually, I hated it
before I moved in.
523
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:12,028
The couch he mysteriously
never got rid of?
524
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,698
I find that interesting, Grace.
525
00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:16,783
Very interesting.
526
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:22,789
Is it possible this couch is uncomfortable
for a reason?
527
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,125
Yeah. Poor Italian design.
528
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,085
Step aside.
529
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:29,379
[scoffs] I can't even get off it.
530
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:31,089
- [Frankie chuckles]
- [Grace stammers]
531
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:33,091
Oh, yeah. I can step aside.
532
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,595
God, Frankie.
Why do you have a box cutter?
533
00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:39,973
I grabbed it this morning.
I thought it was a pack of gum.
534
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,891
No, no, Frankie, don't!
535
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,268
What? Stop!
536
00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:46,771
Frankie, what are you doing?
Frankie, no! Stop it.
537
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,857
I sure hope I'm right.
538
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:49,941
[Grace] God.
539
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,737
[gasps] Oh!
540
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,947
- My God!
- [laughs]
541
00:26:56,948 --> 00:27:00,285
I used to be excited
when I found nickels in the couch.
542
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:01,620
[whispers] Frankie!
543
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,413
[Frankie laughs]
544
00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:07,417
Oh, my God. I think we've got
our funding for the Rise Up!
545
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:09,961
Thank you, Nick!
546
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,880
I'm gonna go see what's in the mattress.
547
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:14,132
Yeah, no, Frankie! Stop.
548
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:17,969
[exhales]
549
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,681
Well, we're definitely registering
for a shit-ton of gifts.
550
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,868
Can we do that if we know we're
never gonna get married?
551
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,311
Well, we can if you want
that nine-and-a-half quart
552
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,563
Le Creuset Dutch oven in matte navy.
553
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,482
That'll complete my set. [chuckles]
554
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:32,025
Come here. Mmm.
555
00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,738
Well, look at you two canoodling
on the couch.
556
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,074
We're engaged and registering, bitch!
557
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:44,454
I can't believe I said that.
Uh, forgive me?
558
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:48,792
Hmm. Well, seeing you guys so happy
is a beautiful thing.
559
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,085
Especially you.
560
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,503
Thank you.
561
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,508
Crazy thing. I got a call from Taneth.
562
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,218
She called you?
563
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,513
Yeah. We've actually talked a few times.
564
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,973
Of course, she's so upset
you didn't take the job.
565
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:06,601
Oh, man. Is she sulking?
566
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,436
Yeah.
567
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,898
But I've been getting her
to focus on other stuff.
568
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:15,735
And she really appreciated it and, um...
569
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:17,862
offered me a job.
570
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,531
That's incredible!
571
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,884
The one she offered you
in San Francisco, and I'm taking it.
572
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,703
- Incredibly bad for everyone in this room.
- Wait.
573
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,083
You took my job?
574
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,796
And so now you're my boss?
575
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:35,964
No.
576
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,757
No, no, no, no, no, not boss.
577
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,218
- Not boss at all.
- Okay.
578
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:42,303
Supervisor.
579
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,813
[Grace] I feel so guilty.
580
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:56,609
Why? Because you wanted to be back
at the beach house with me so bad,
581
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,195
you manifested your husband's arrest?
582
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,447
[slight chuckle] No.
583
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:05,493
Because this is what I wanted. I...
I just didn't want it this way.
584
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,621
Oh, Grace, Nick is white-collar.
585
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:11,875
In three years,
he'll probably be president.
586
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,293
[both laugh]
587
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:15,920
In the meantime, let's enjoy what we have.
588
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,632
- It is good to be back.
- Oh.
589
00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:20,967
[both chuckle]
590
00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,096
Ah, hey, look.
591
00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:28,975
What are you two jabronis doing here?
592
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,394
Funny story.
593
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,189
Our entire house flooded.
594
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:37,317
- Oh, not funny "ha-ha."
- What happened?
595
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,111
What happened was your Rise Up exploded.
596
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,446
Oh, God.
597
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:45,700
But the best part is,
our insurance says they won't cover it.
598
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,828
But they did recommend
going after the people who gave it to us.
599
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,456
- Oh, God.
- And since I now own
600
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:55,752
the most expensive concession stand
in America, and he's a hog man,
601
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,088
we can't even afford to stay in a hotel.
602
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,424
We've got 50 grand in the freezer.
603
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,928
Peel off a hundy,
get yourself a motel for the night.
604
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:08,890
Oh, our house is going to be
a construction site for months.
605
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,309
Roomies.
606
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,686
Oh, God.
607
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,439
["Golden Years" by David Bowie plays]
608
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,322
♪ Golden years ♪
609
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:27,367
♪ Gold, whop, whop, whop ♪
610
00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:30,870
♪ Golden years ♪
611
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:34,123
♪ Gold, whop, whop, whop ♪
612
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,710
♪ Golden years ♪
613
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,630
♪ Gold, whop, whop, whop ♪
614
00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:44,843
♪ Don't let me hear you say
Life's taking you nowhere ♪
615
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,678
♪ Angel ♪
616
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,055
♪ Come get up, my baby ♪
617
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,474
♪ Look at that sky, life's begun ♪
618
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:55,812
♪ Nights are warm and the days are young ♪
619
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,814
♪ Come get up, my baby ♪
620
00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,275
♪ There's my baby, lost that's all ♪
621
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:04,362
♪ Once I'm begging you
Save her little soul ♪
622
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,073
♪ Gold, whop, whop, whop ♪
623
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:15,456
[woman] Okay, good night!