1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,217 [Grace Potter's "Stuck In The Middle" playing] 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,016 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 3 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,936 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 4 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:24,024 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 5 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:28,278 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 6 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:32,032 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 7 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:35,493 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,622 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 9 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:43,626 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:51,926 Nick? 11 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,054 I'm sorry I'm late. 12 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,554 [exhales] 13 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,932 I know I've missed dinner. 14 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:02,520 Mrs. Skolka, thank God you're home. 15 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,397 [scoffs] What's this? 16 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:06,024 What does it look like? 17 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,652 A hostage situation? 18 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,907 Um, may...? May I be excused? 19 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,909 - You don't have to ask... - Yes, you may. 20 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,411 Well, thank you for a lovely evening. 21 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,371 There's an apple tart in the oven. 22 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:26,002 Again, I... I apologize. 23 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,046 You know, Frankie had a thing. 24 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,881 Frankie always has a thing. 25 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:33,093 I have one thing. I want to spend time with my wife. 26 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:36,721 As affectionate as Chef Bert is, somehow, it-it's just not the same. 27 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:40,892 I want more time with you, too. And I promise you I'll make it up to you. 28 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,852 Fine. You can start on Thursday. 29 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,270 Absolutely. 30 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,314 What... What's Thursday? 31 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,359 We leave for Hawaii. The Food and Wine Festival. 32 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,443 Oh, God. 33 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:52,362 That's next weekend? 34 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:55,907 Saturday is Frankie Fest 2020. 35 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,868 Okay, just because Frankie gave her birthday a name 36 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,078 doesn't make it a festival. 37 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:03,164 But I've been appointed grand marshal. I have a hat. 38 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,750 And we've planned this vacation for months. 39 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:06,960 I know. 40 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:10,463 And I was incredibly excited about it until I forgot. 41 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,133 But it's just, you know how crazy Frankie gets. 42 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,678 Yeah, I was at Frankie Fest 2019. In fact, I sponsored it. 43 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,721 Shouldn't that get us off the hook for this year? 44 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:23,643 Missing her birthday to go to a place with a chocolate lazy river? 45 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,563 I mean, that's a double whammy! 46 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:34,195 This is the part where you say, "Well, why don't we just bring Frankie?" 47 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,949 I see you're not saying that. 48 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:41,744 This was supposed to be a romantic getaway. No third wheels. 49 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,038 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 50 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,833 Frankie's got her own wheel. His name is Jack. 51 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,126 We could bring them both. 52 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,502 Celebrate her big day, 53 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,422 and then send them both down the chocolate river to their own villa. 54 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,592 I don't know. I met Frankie's last boyfriend, and his rattail. 55 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,302 Where did this one wash up from? 56 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,137 From your charity event. 57 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:02,223 Still... I don't want to go away with a guy I don't know. 58 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:05,602 How about we all have dinner tomorrow night? 59 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,062 That way you can get to know Jack for yourself. 60 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:12,025 And if the two of you hit it off, then we pull the trigger on Hawaii. 61 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,318 And if we don't? 62 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,237 I'll have to give back the hat. 63 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,594 - No, they charge for it. - Just throw that away then. 64 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:22,970 - They charge us. - And we won't... 65 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,121 Uh, look what Dan just brought me. 66 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,625 I don't like this. 67 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,418 [Mallory] You guys are so cute. 68 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,503 Yes. What could be cuter than two grown men 69 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,214 wearing bibs that say "Beef Brothers"? 70 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,590 Come on, get pumped. 71 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:37,860 Besides, our short rib is already waist-deep in marinade. 72 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,136 It's T-minus 22 hours until short rib o'clock. 73 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,554 Up top! 74 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:44,390 Okay, we'll let you two get back to it. 75 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,577 Hey, are we still on for the Flower Fields before dinner? 76 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,977 Totally jazzed. 77 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,564 I might have to get down on all fours just to really smell the blooms. 78 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,567 - Bye. - Smell the blooms. 79 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,319 - Not in the bib. - Oh, okay. 80 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:59,030 Um, we're gonna go stretch our stomachs for tomorrow. 81 00:03:59,113 --> 00:04:00,240 Okay, let's go. 82 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:02,158 So cute. 83 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,161 You know that was all bullshit about him loving the flowers 84 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,955 and smelling the blooms, right? 85 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,958 It was his idea to go. 86 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:14,128 Right. That's because you're in the early part of your relationship 87 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:17,090 when he's pretending to like everything that you like. 88 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,385 He's not pretending. We just happen to like the same things. 89 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,845 - Like what? - Like... 90 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,515 hot yoga, pistachio gelato, The Joy Luck Club. 91 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,017 Okay, if he says he likes The Joy Luck Club, 92 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,019 then you haven't even met him yet. 93 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,231 - What? - What straight man likes a sweeping drama 94 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,733 about women reckoning with maternal sacrifice? 95 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,277 He's evolved! 96 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:41,197 Sorry I'm not as cynical as you, but Dan is who he says he is. 97 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,534 - Okay. - Okay. 98 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,912 - And who's his favorite musician? - Ed Sheeran. Oh... 99 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:49,998 I think we're done here. 100 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:54,711 Frankie Fest, Hawaii Edition. [gasps] 101 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,671 I love that idea! 102 00:04:57,046 --> 00:05:01,467 I knew there was a reason I made you grand marshal. 103 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,886 This is much bigger, though, than Frankie Fest. 104 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,388 Oh, bite your tongue. 105 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,974 No, imagine, Nick and Jack become friends, 106 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:11,227 and the four of us all hang out, all the time. 107 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,395 Even in the bath? 108 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,022 Not in the bath. 109 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,733 Okay, we'll hash out that specific later. 110 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,819 Look, the point is, you and I will never have to choose 111 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,030 between our fellas and each other. 112 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,824 But wait. What if the guys don't hit it off tonight? 113 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:28,661 Oh, they will hit it off, because we're gonna make them hit it off. 114 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:32,123 And if worst comes to worst, I've always got Twister 115 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:35,501 and four tabs of acid in the linen closet. 116 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:39,464 This could really lead to all kinds of couple adventures. 117 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:43,134 Yes! After Hawaii, we could swing by Japan 118 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:47,722 to soak in the hot springs with snow monkeys. 119 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:50,141 We'll hash out that specific later. 120 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,938 "Reggie Teinert is survived by his wife, Dorothy, 121 00:05:56,022 --> 00:06:00,234 their four children, and 12 grandchildren." 122 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,486 Poor things. 123 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:03,571 "Their names are..." 124 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,698 Is this really necessary, Sol? 125 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:10,203 Robert, we are going to this memorial service, 126 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,622 and my decision is final, and... 127 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,290 Was I convincing that time? 128 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,461 No. Because for the fifth time, I do not remember this guy. 129 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:22,131 That's why they have photo displays at funerals. 130 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,801 And to honor the deceased, of course. 131 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,219 We'll catch the next one. 132 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,596 But you and Reggie served together. 133 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,723 Over 50 years ago! 134 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,435 What about his widow? She went to all that trouble of tracking you down. 135 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,163 Maybe she's just like one of those mothers 136 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,606 who invites everyone in the class to her son's birthday. 137 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:43,611 Robert, I've thought about this a lot lately, and when my day comes... 138 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:45,696 - Sol! - Whether from cancer 139 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:49,617 or the stress of trying to pick the fastest moving line at Whole Foods, 140 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,620 I hope folks show up for me. 141 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,084 Fine. But we sit in the back, 142 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,420 and we leave during the closing hymn. 143 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:04,382 These things are really just about putting butts in seats. 144 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:08,052 And honoring the deceased, of course. 145 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,137 Of course. 146 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,935 Hey, so let me ask you something, 147 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:18,271 and you have to promise to be totally honest. 148 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:21,732 - Great, that sounds ominous. - No, no, it's nothing bad. 149 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,403 So, you know how we both love The Joy Luck Club? 150 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:26,571 Oh, yeah. 151 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,156 What's your favorite scene? 152 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,285 I really couldn't pick a favorite. 153 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:33,494 Pick one. 154 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,831 [exhales] Okay, um... 155 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,625 Oh, uh, y-you know that... that awesome one... 156 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:43,087 uh, where you first see... 157 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:45,715 Joy Luck. 158 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:48,426 - Joy Luck is not a person! - Oh, shit. 159 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,763 You don't even like Ed Sheeran, do you? 160 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:55,224 I hate his voice, hate his face. 161 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,309 [exhales] 162 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:59,604 So you were just saying all that stuff because you thought I would like it? 163 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:02,690 Has no man ever done this to you before? 164 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:05,193 I know I'm punching above my weight here. 165 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:08,613 Look, I like you. I just... I want to know the real you. 166 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:12,033 - Why? I thought we had a good thing going. - [laughs] 167 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:13,284 - I just... - [laughs] 168 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,162 I don't want to screw it up. 169 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:19,415 Won't we screw it up if we're not being ourselves? 170 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,959 Here, I'll start. 171 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,377 I hold grudges. 172 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,714 Margo Clark stole my boyfriend in college, 173 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:31,552 and I just left her waxing studio a bad Yelp review. 174 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:35,431 I might have used the words "staph infection." 175 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,475 [laughs] 176 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,268 Your turn. 177 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,269 [laughs] 178 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,480 I don't hold grudges. 179 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:48,236 But I have been told I have a difficult time admitting I'm wrong. 180 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,072 I strongly disagree, obviously. 181 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,616 Look at us being real. 182 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:55,117 [Dan chuckles] 183 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,453 Does this mean we can bail on the flower thing? 184 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,497 Or are you gonna hold a grudge? 185 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,998 Till the day you die. 186 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,334 Oh, all right. All right. Yay, flowers. 187 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,795 - [smooches] - [Jack] Ah. 188 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,506 You, sir, are a sight for old eyes. 189 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:09,757 You're not so bad yourself. 190 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,425 Hey, Jack. [slight chuckle] 191 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,760 Oh. [chuckles] 192 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,471 Are you grooming me? 193 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,974 It's just a little thing we do for all our dinner guests. 194 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,267 How cosmopolitan. 195 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,727 Jack, could I get you some water, or... 196 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,564 or tea, or... maybe a quieter tie? 197 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,607 What's happening here? 198 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,068 Nothing. You've never worked for the IRS. 199 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,028 - Is that correct? - Correct. 200 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:34,407 And, uh, when Nick comes, be sure to make eye contact. 201 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,659 He thinks it's a sign of strength. 202 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,704 And it's always better to be a good listener than a good talker. 203 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,581 Pop quiz. What did I just say? 204 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,333 Uh, I'm... I'm picking up a weird vibe here. 205 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,587 Yeah. I'm sorry, Jack. We want tonight to... to go really well, 206 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,880 and Nick is kind of a hard sell. 207 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,174 - Oh, ladies, relax. - [Frankie chuckles] 208 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,010 I'm the guy that convinced Capitol Records 209 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,929 to let Garth Brooks do the "Chris Gaines" album. 210 00:09:57,305 --> 00:10:00,224 If I could sell that soul patch, I could sell anything. 211 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,268 Wasn't that whole thing a complete disaster? 212 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,729 I told Garth it was a bad idea! 213 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:09,066 - Ugh, great, now I'm sweating. - Just be yourself. 214 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,610 Without that tie. 215 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:15,114 All I know is I was on Facebook two days ago, 216 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,033 and now they won't let me back in. 217 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,620 As your begrudging IT specialist, I ask that you own your part in this. 218 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,998 - I feel that Facebook hates me. - [Bud groans] 219 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,292 Okay, now your password is reset. 220 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:31,672 "Frankie's dying, but I can't watch. I'm in too much pain." 221 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,507 Dad? Why? 222 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:38,929 She was dying of laughter at that hilarious Marge video, 223 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,265 "When an ostrich attacks." 224 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,351 Except you didn't actually post Marge's video. 225 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:46,520 And now someone named Nan Jo Steen is sharing memories of Mom 226 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,439 and asking when she can bring a casserole. 227 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:49,732 Oh, no. 228 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,984 Can we fix this? 229 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,363 Just be glad that most of your Facebook friends are cats. 230 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,448 [Robert clears throat] 231 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,325 [exhales] How do I look? 232 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,579 Great. Just lose the shades when we get to the funeral home. 233 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,625 Oh, no, they stay on, so no one can see I'm not crying. 234 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:10,251 [camera clicks] 235 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:12,963 [Frankie exhales] 236 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:20,221 [exhales] Nick, did you know that Jack was in the music business? 237 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,347 That's right. 238 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,646 Go on, honey. Tell him what kind of music you like. 239 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,191 Uh, you know, all kinds. 240 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,986 No way. Jack likes all kinds of music, too. 241 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,780 What a coincidence. 242 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,658 If it hadn't just happened, I wouldn't have believed it. [chuckles] 243 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,035 [Frankie clears throat] 244 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,247 Nick, did you know that Jack used to be super rich? 245 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,916 That's terrible. I'm so sorry. 246 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,546 Well, you should know better than anyone that money can't buy you happiness. 247 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,634 He's joking. [stammers] It's a joke. 248 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,718 [Grace laughs] 249 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:06,225 Grace and I are thinking we should all go to Japan and soak with the snow monkeys. 250 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,602 We haven't hashed out that specific. 251 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:09,729 In Nagano... 252 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,564 [speaking Japanese] 253 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,777 - Are you fluent in Japanese? - [chuckles] 254 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:22,116 Would you say I was fluent if I could walk into the biggest record label in Tokyo 255 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:27,079 and negotiate a landmark deal for Yoko Ono in her native Japonic language? 256 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,330 Wow. 257 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,667 Then... no. They had absolutely no idea what I was saying. 258 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,045 - [all laugh] - And Yoko did not come out on top. 259 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,298 - [all laugh] - But I loved being over there. 260 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,508 Japanese baseball is my religion. 261 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,928 Get out! I'm a Yomiuri Giant. What's your team? 262 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,930 Oh. The Nippon-Ham Fighters. 263 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,140 - Obviously. - Oh. 264 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,019 But I did once catch a home run hit by Sadaharu Oh. 265 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,481 Broke my hand. Best compound fracture of my life. 266 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,442 Nothing. I got nothing. 267 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,863 [exhales] Still nothing. 268 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,866 Maybe you were his senior officer? 269 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,701 A wartime role model? 270 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:09,538 I was the ship's weatherographer, and I never left the Caribbean. 271 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,707 The greatest contribution I made to the war 272 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,418 was telling hungover sailors to buck up. 273 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,212 And maybe those were precisely the words 274 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,340 a young, impressionable Reggie needed to hear. 275 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,178 - Hello, I'm Sol. - Sol. 276 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,431 - And this is Robert from the Navy. - [gasps] 277 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,225 Robert! [gasps] 278 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,392 Oh! 279 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,146 Finally, we meet. 280 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,439 My condolences. 281 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,608 Thank you so much for coming. 282 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,860 We saved a seat for you right up front. 283 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:40,944 Oh, no, no, no. 284 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,197 We'd hate to intrude on family. 285 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,991 Oh, hush. You practically are family. 286 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,910 Uh, sir, 287 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:52,414 could you show Robert and Sol to their seats? 288 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,707 [slight exhales] 289 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,254 Where did you two sneak off to? 290 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:02,466 I had my booze concierge deliver a vintage bottle of Yamazaki. 291 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,345 Wow, Nick doesn't get the Yamazaki for just any man. 292 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,889 I hope not. It's a hundred dollars a sip. 293 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,974 - Ooh. - [Nick] Jack. 294 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,393 - You've been to Hawaii, right? - [Jack] Ooh. 295 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:15,521 How would you two like to join us there for Frankie's birthday next weekend? 296 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,438 [gasps] 297 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,483 There's a food and wine soiree, all-star lineup. 298 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,819 And we can have Emeril whip up a cake. 299 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,530 Are you serious? I love Emeril! 300 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,613 - Bam! - Oh! 301 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:30,870 Oh, Nick, I love that spontaneous idea that just came to you all on your own. 302 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,580 Oh, so it's a plan. 303 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,540 - Here's to Hawaii! - [Jack chuckles] 304 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,250 - [Nick] Hawaii. - Hawaii. 305 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,209 [Grace] To Hawaii. 306 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,919 To the Fab Four! 307 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:42,256 [gasps] We should all get matching haircuts. 308 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,883 - [Grace chuckles] - [knocking] 309 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,343 [stammers] I'll get it. Goodness. 310 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,765 [Frankie] Is this an aphrodisiac? 311 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,642 Jac-Jacob? What are you doing here? 312 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,977 I'm here to see Frankie. 313 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,063 Oh, well, unfortunately, it's not a good time. 314 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,273 [Jacob] I know. 315 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,693 I saw the news on Facebook. That's why I came. 316 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,696 On Facebook? What... What do you mean? 317 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,866 - I'm so sorry, Grace. - Uh... 318 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:11,993 [Frankie chuckles] 319 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,454 Frankie! 320 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,204 Frankie! 321 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,457 Oh! 322 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,417 Jacob. 323 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,211 [Jacob] Oh, Frankie. 324 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:27,092 Jacob is Frankie's former yam... supplier. 325 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,595 - Oh. - [Grace] Apparently just in from Santa Fe. 326 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,305 - [Frankie exhales] - [Grace] Uh... 327 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:36,185 - How are you feeling, Frankie? - Well, um, okay, all things considered. 328 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,812 I... I'm, uh... I'm a little bloated. 329 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,065 My knees hurt. My back, too. 330 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,900 It doesn't like to be upstaged. 331 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,985 Oh, my hearing is shot. 332 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,987 It's all falling apart, really. 333 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,366 Jacob. Jacob, you remember Nick. 334 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,619 And this is Jack, Frankie's boyfriend. 335 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,789 They're getting very serious, and we're all going to Hawaii together. 336 00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:01,043 - You always did live life to the fullest. - [Frankie exhales] 337 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,211 Oh. 338 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,004 Yeah, he's going in for another one. 339 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,011 [Barry] And when you make the reservation, 340 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:15,057 they let you pick out the specific rib you're going to eat. 341 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,684 Oh, wait. Where are our rib bibs? 342 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,854 Oh, no. They must have gotten burned when I lit them on fire. 343 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,731 But Mallory said we looked so cute. 344 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,815 I lied. 345 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,652 [chuckles] I love it when you are honest about lying. 346 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,153 Your cabernet. 347 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,949 Oh, actually, these are the wrong glasses. 348 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,201 - I'm sorry, I'll... - These are Bourgogne glasses. 349 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,246 They're used for more complex and velvety reds. 350 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,124 Oh, it's going to be a long night. 351 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,501 I apologize. Just one moment. 352 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,044 [Dan] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 353 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:49,675 I'm sorry. I used to wait tables, so I guess I have high standards. 354 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,137 You know what? You were right. I'm glad you said something. 355 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,223 And I'm glad our waiter's going to go spit in our food. 356 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,393 I'm gonna see if he needs anything. 357 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,106 Jordy! 358 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,735 I have loved Reggie since I met him. 359 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,488 And I will never stop loving him. 360 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:16,493 We are blessed to have someone very special with us. 361 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,371 Robert? 362 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,085 Robert, would you say a few words? 363 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,423 It would mean so much to Reggie. 364 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,136 You should probably go with the "buck up" story. 365 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,804 [exhales] 366 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,606 What the hell is Jacob doing here? 367 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:50,819 And where the "H" did I hide my emergency Starburst? 368 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,281 You gnawed through it all during the broadcast of Peter Pan LIVE! 369 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,033 I wanted it to succeed. 370 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,285 Unlike someone I know. 371 00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,828 Hey. 372 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,499 Jacob said he saw the news on Facebook. 373 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,917 What... What could that mean? 374 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:09,296 I did post a selfie of me and Jack on our two-month textiversary. 375 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,507 It might have gone viral. I wouldn't know. 376 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,803 I spilled Hawaiian Punch all over my MacBook, and it dead. 377 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,348 That's it. I will bet you a purse full of Starburst 378 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,768 he found out you're in a relationship, and he can't handle it. 379 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,852 You think? 380 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,438 You haven't heard from Jacob since you broke up. 381 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:30,109 Now he shows up the minute you have a new boyfriend? [annoyed chuckle] 382 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,903 [exhales] It is weird he didn't phone first. 383 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,655 I could've been in Japan. 384 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,074 And boy, he laid it on thick. 385 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,326 He even hugged me. 386 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,536 He hates me! 387 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,662 That's true. 388 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,124 But it's unlike Jacob to resort to hug warfare. 389 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,960 Oh, he's a man. It's typical male behavior. 390 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,753 Only wanting what they can't have. 391 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,797 Well, of course he still wants me. 392 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,884 If anything, he's a victim, helpless against my enchantments. 393 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,176 [Frankie exhales] 394 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,390 Do you really have a purse full of Starburst? 395 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,142 So, Jacob, how are you? 396 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:07,187 I just can't help but be angry with God. 397 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,275 Frankie, you're happy with Jack, right? 398 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,318 Like Bill Murray in a photobomb. 399 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,405 Yeah. Then you have to get back in there and send Jacob packing. 400 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,533 Now? In the night? In the dark? 401 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,451 You don't want Jack to get the wrong idea 402 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,704 now that things are starting to fall into place. 403 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:28,750 N-Now that Nick loves Jack, we're this close to having it all. 404 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,295 That guy is sucking all the air out of that room. 405 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,589 I feel like he's coming for my lungs next. 406 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,717 - Preaching to the choir here, fella. - Jack, on the other hand... 407 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,052 Frankie, what a catch. 408 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,763 Yeah. It's worth protecting, don't you think? 409 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:42,890 [grunts in frustration] 410 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:47,227 Man alive, how many times do I have to break up with this guy? 411 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,316 There was a heaviness aboard the ship that day. 412 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,610 - Morale was low. - [organ playing] 413 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,613 - There was a tropical storm... - This is Henson, right? 414 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,240 - Palm trees swayed violently... - Hanson, actually. 415 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,324 Right. 416 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,411 It's amazing to be able to put a face to the story. 417 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,622 - The story? - Then I found Reggie on the main deck. 418 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,291 He's probably too proud to talk about it. 419 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,961 I mean, to pull Reggie out of the bombed-out ship 420 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,590 moments before it sank into the port of Saigon. 421 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:21,386 I approached him, and I said, "Hello." 422 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,641 And that would be the Vietnamese Saigon? 423 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,143 Not... Not the Caribbean one? 424 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,479 [Robert] I could tell he was tired. 425 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,314 I looked into Reggie's eyes, 426 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:36,151 the eyes of youth, of innocence, 427 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,861 of fear, 428 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,071 of war. 429 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:40,948 And I said... 430 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,991 "Buck up." 431 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,411 And by God, did he buck up. 432 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,039 He bucked up for himself that day, 433 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:53,043 but he also bucked up for America. 434 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,474 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 435 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,518 - Really moving, sir. - Thank you. 436 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,103 There's been a mistake. 437 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,186 Wonderful speech. 438 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,273 They think you're Henson, not Hanson. 439 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,984 Henson, Hanson. We were all brothers, Sol. 440 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,112 Well, one brother doesn't remember Reggie, 441 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,115 and the other brother pulled his unconscious body 442 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,700 from the bloodied waters 443 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,244 while Viet Cong bullets whizzed by. 444 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:31,581 Which brother do you think was invited to do the eulogy? 445 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,293 [exhales] 446 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,421 This is punishment for leaving the house. 447 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,424 [Barry gasps] 448 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,175 There she is. 449 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,511 There's my lady rib. [chuckles] 450 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,887 I love you so much. 451 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,141 Thank you, Jordy. 452 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,894 It means the world to us that you, you know, brought this over. 453 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,730 Just doing my job. 454 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,148 That's what all heroes say. 455 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,817 Okay. Hey, you need to settle. 456 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,821 Okay, so, this five-pounder was smoked for eight hours 457 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:05,866 - at 180 degrees. - One hundred and eighty degrees. 458 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:06,825 [Barry chuckles] 459 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:09,911 Isn't this supposed to be a savory brown? 460 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,247 'Cause what I'm seeing is black. 461 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,082 - Oh, shit. - He was a waiter. 462 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,084 He has a great eye for meat. 463 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:21,006 Uh, what you're seeing is a lightly charred surface, finished with... 464 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:24,009 - Scallion oil. - I think I know burnt when I see it. 465 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,595 And you've got that great eye for meat, so... 466 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,181 It's not burnt. It's charred. 467 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,182 Hmm. Hmm. 468 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,558 Well, those are synonyms. 469 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:34,561 No. No, they're not. They're different words. 470 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:35,854 Don't worry, I got this. 471 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:37,999 I think we're gonna have to send this back. 472 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:42,110 No! No, we're not. All the other ribs are taken. Tell him, Jordy. 473 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,446 Barry is correct, sir. This is the last one. 474 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,365 Uh, this one is fine, right? This is fine. 475 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,134 - No, it's not! - This is fine. This is fine. 476 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,077 It's not. We paid good money for this. 477 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,703 Well, actually, Barry paid... 478 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,662 [gasps] 479 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,082 - [gasps] - And it is burnt. 480 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,000 You'll see when I cut into it... 481 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,378 Oh, no, no! I... I will cut into it. 482 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,464 And you know what I'm gonna see when I get in there, huh? 483 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,549 Burnt stuff! Yeah. 484 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,385 Dan. Dan, don't... 485 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:08,595 Aha! Ha! 486 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,681 See? See? What color is that? Hmm? 487 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,308 [all] Savory brown. 488 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,851 Sir, I'm afraid you're wrong. 489 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:18,105 I am not wrong! It is scorched! 490 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,188 Look! 491 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,232 [all gasp] 492 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:21,942 [yells] Dude! 493 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,110 What the fuck? 494 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:26,988 [stifled laugh] Jordy, more wine. 495 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,288 I hate to be the one to tell you this, 496 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,499 but you're too late. 497 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,876 It's moving that fast? 498 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:44,714 Hey, at our age, you have to make every minute count. 499 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,758 You're so brave. 500 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,469 Oh, how am I supposed to compete with that? 501 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:53,598 He grows his own vegetables, and I travel with two inhalers. 502 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:57,394 But you've got new guy energy. That guy's angry at God. 503 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,312 You're fine. Yeah, it's fine. 504 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,731 Let's keep our eye on the prize, people. 505 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,400 - Frankie? - Hawaii? 506 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,527 We will have both. 507 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,906 So, have you... got a second opinion? 508 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,783 Well, in matters like this, I... 509 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,411 I like to think that I'm the final authority. 510 00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:18,081 But if you must know, Grace and Nick are pretty stoked on it. 511 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,917 What the hell does that even mean? 512 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,670 Fine, I'll say it. They're Team Jack. 513 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,884 And Grace is right, you only came sniffin' around because I'm off the market. 514 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,512 Frankie. I didn't come here because you're dating someone. 515 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:33,596 You didn't? 516 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,558 I came here because I found out you're dying. 517 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,856 Could you repeat that last part? 518 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:44,940 [exhales] 519 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,696 Looks like it's my turn to buck up. 520 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,533 Thank you again. That was quite the speech. 521 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,952 Dorothy, I have to tell you something. 522 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,788 It's not too late. We can still get out of here. 523 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,249 Is what Robert said to Reggie, 524 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,710 as he was stabbing a shark and pulling him to safety. 525 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,295 It's okay, Sol. 526 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,840 I am not who you think I am. 527 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,801 I'm Robert Hanson, not Henson. 528 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:17,224 The Robert Hanson that attended basic training in NTC San Diego in '63? 529 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:20,685 Well, yes. But I am not the man who saved your husband. 530 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,355 I know that. That was Henson. 531 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:26,733 And between us, he turned out to be a bit of a jackass. 532 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:30,278 Can we say that about a war hero? 533 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,738 Bless his heart. 534 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,406 Sure, we're forever grateful, 535 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,700 but he lorded that over Reggie his whole life. 536 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:39,538 He even guilted us into funding his son's student film, 537 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,082 which turned out to be pretty offensive. 538 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,710 Then why did you reach out to me, of all people? 539 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:48,922 Reggie never told you, did he? 540 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,925 - Hmm? - He struggled all through basic training. 541 00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:54,553 And one day, when he already had two strikes against him, 542 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,097 he forgot to polish his shoes. 543 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,850 And when the commander came in to inspect them, they were perfect, 544 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,270 because someone 545 00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:05,480 had shined them for Reggie. 546 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:07,732 I did. [slight chuckle] 547 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,193 Robert does love a shiny shoe. 548 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,487 If Reggie had failed that inspection... 549 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,614 They would have revoked his liberty. 550 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,410 Well, I am glad he was able to get off the base that weekend, 551 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:21,955 but what I did was hardly an act of valor. 552 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:25,417 Sweetie, that was the weekend he met me. 553 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,418 [gasps] 554 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:29,337 We were married for 50 years. 555 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,965 He told our kids that story all the time. 556 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:35,844 You taught us how far a little kindness can go. 557 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,097 Oh, you've got to meet everyone. 558 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,057 Let me go and corral the troops. 559 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:42,892 Junior! 560 00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:47,981 Henson saved his life, but Hanson gave him one. 561 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,610 - I just can't believe it. - Why? 562 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,446 You've been looking after me for 30 years. 563 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,948 Only because I didn't think you were looking. 564 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,122 [Sol] Aww. 565 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,206 Oh! 566 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,962 He said we were beef brothers. 567 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,007 He put on a fucking bib. 568 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,301 [cell phone chimes] 569 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,971 - [Mallory groans] - How many apologies is that? 570 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,098 Ten text messages, 571 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,017 17 facepalm emojis, 572 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:28,396 and however many times he said, "I am such a fuck-knuckle," 573 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,316 as security escorted him out. 574 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:33,652 [sighs] 575 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,071 These are very heartfelt, though. 576 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,825 You can't keep seeing him. You know that, right? 577 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:43,203 He assassinated our dinner. 578 00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:44,579 May it rest in peace. 579 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,624 - It's not like he punched a person. - Even worse. 580 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,668 He punched a short rib. 581 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,295 Nobody's perfect, right? 582 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,839 And he's so good with the kids. Oh, my gosh. 583 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,801 - He punched a short rib. - Yeah. 584 00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:00,053 I know. I know. It's just... 585 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,889 Now I have to start all over with someone else? 586 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,849 Listen, on the plus side, 587 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,602 you get to drag a new person to see those dumb flowers. 588 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:11,648 And you get to have lots of hot sex to the sounds of Ed Sheeran. 589 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,858 You guys seeing this? 590 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:17,696 Table 12 didn't finish their rib. [chuckles] 591 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,158 Ma'am, I'm so sorry. 592 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,870 Thank God. 593 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,915 I think I've been holding my breath since I saw Sol's post. 594 00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:31,209 Well, I feel like just kicking him in the shins 595 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,002 for putting you through all this. 596 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:35,213 I can't imagine how I would feel 597 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:38,258 if I found out I was dying via Facebook. 598 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:42,637 I was so shaken. I was standing in line to buy a green-chile torta 599 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,389 when I saw it on my phone. 600 00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,474 I walked out of the market, got in my car, 601 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,561 and drove 13 hours straight here. 602 00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:52,439 You walked away from a Santa Fe Sammich... 603 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,816 during peak chile season... 604 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,818 just for me? 605 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:57,944 Frankie. 606 00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,654 Of course I did. 607 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,240 - Oh! - [chuckles] 608 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:07,871 Yeah. Okay, it's... it's a dynamic situation, 609 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:11,040 but we have to dictate the tempo. You have to up your game. 610 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,376 - Do you have any candy in your pocket? - What? No. 611 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:17,255 What? He just said I had new guy energy. 612 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:21,259 I know I did, buddy. But now it's up to you to breathe life into those words. 613 00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:27,515 I cannot believe you drove all the way here, 614 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,852 and now you've got to drive all the way back. 615 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,272 Let me get you a can of gas for the road. 616 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,568 I'm not going back to Santa Fe just yet. 617 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,028 You're not? 618 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,656 Grace was right about one thing. 619 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:46,367 I didn't know what I had until it was gone. 620 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,955 And I am not gonna make that same mistake again. 621 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:56,628 [Grace exhales] 622 00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:59,589 Why do I get the feeling the four of us are not going to Hawaii? 623 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,382 [puffs inhaler] 624 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,887 [exhales] 625 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:09,808 ["Long Way Home" by Durand Jones & The Indications plays] 626 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:19,192 ♪ I'm just feeling all alone ♪ 627 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,362 ♪ In this world out far ♪ 628 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:24,697 ♪ And I've been wrapped in imitations ♪ 629 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,992 ♪ For the love I sought ♪ 630 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,453 ♪ Through the risings of the water ♪ 631 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:33,164 ♪ And the nights of endless black ♪ 632 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:38,878 ♪ I know my sister's always got my back ♪ 633 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,089 ♪ I'm just a long ♪ 634 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,050 ♪ Long way from home ♪ 635 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:47,220 ♪ I ain't chose the path I roam ♪ 636 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:51,933 ♪ And it's a long way home ♪ 637 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,268 [woman] Okay, good night!